Knowledge Fight - #966: September 19, 2024

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

In this installment, Alex breaks the news of Trump surviving a chemical weapon assassination attempt, only to be later literally replaced by a robot.

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and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and, Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas, Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge Fight. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm damn. I'm Jordan I got the dudes like to sit around worship at the altar of slain and talk a little bit about Alex Jones Oh indeed. We are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you. What's up? What's your price about today, buddy? Why don't you go first? My bright spot is I don't know if you've heard about this fella

Alcatraz no no no no Pete Sampras similar a similar vein Rafa Plays a little game called baseball. Oh okay yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. So I know I actually know what you're going to say. Yeah so nobody's ever done 50 home runs and 50 solo bases before. Right. In the same season. 50 club. Because that's not a thing you can do. Right. Of the things that people can do that's not one of them. Mm-hmm. Like here's the fun thing about baseball. Shohei Otani did this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the fun thing about baseball is that because there's so many different possible

things that happen, every season there's like 50 different, oh well this has never happened in the thousand year history of people playing baseball before. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that fun? Right? This is fucking demonic. This is horrifying. This is horrifying.

This is a man who's transcended beyond the idea. Like, people, there aren't adjectives anymore. We've run out of the words to describe the man. Right, I mean there's some things that are like the, like batting for the cycle or hitting three home runs in a game that are like, it happens very rarely, but it does happen. This is like never. This is not a, no, it's not just never. It's not a possible thing that can happen.

It is a thing that is impossible, that the man is just doing. He's good. He's so good. And he's a pitcher. And he's not even supposed to be there. He is not supposed to be there. So I'm gonna read to you here from a text

that I got from my buddy, Berger. Okay. OK. Get ready for a bright spot from Jordan about Otani being the first in the 50-50 club. So I got that the other day. Oh, so you saw it coming. Yeah, yeah, because my my buddy Burger predicted it. I mean, OK, so here's the here's the thing. Ultimately, he broke the reality thing at around 48, right? And then he got close to 50-50. And then he had one game, and he was like, well, I'm almost there at 50, so I'm going

to hit three home runs in this game, get to 51, naturally. I'm going to steal a couple bases, fine, no big deal. I'm going to hit a couple of doubles and a single. I'm going to hit couple bases fine. No big deal. I'm gonna hit a couple of doubles and a single I'm gonna hit in 10 RBI's on that like people struggle to get like whatever Oh, he's gonna break the record for home runs this year And then that's like ten games of a slump because they're trying too hard not the case No, I hope runs in one game and it seasons not over He's gonna make his own club

100 club all of the clubs are his clubs by himself Yeah, my response to burger when he texted me because I didn't know that no one's ever done this before yeah Yeah, my response was like man people haven't been trying that hard. I guess You know Boy, they've been trying so hard or is it I mean like honestly, can you exclude the possibilities on the juice? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well because juice really isn't even a So so like if it was the juice You'd be able to see very clearly like the the mass changes the size changes the way that things are going

It is it is just that like he has turned himself into an F1 car. There's a team of people who monitor everything he does. He's got a strict diet that does everything. He works out the exact same amount all the time, and this is his life. Can I suggest a second possibility? What's that? Is there a new juice? I mean, I'm sure there is I'm sure there's I why would you why wouldn't you keep?

Inventing juice that can't be caught by the people who try to catch juice I mean if you're a formula one car you're looking for that nah exactly or would it do they use? No, they use a thing that's called a DRM. I think whatever it is. It's a nice. Yeah, okay Oh, but but yeah, like why wouldn't you he's on the knob There's a billion dollars in the cheating Well congratulations. Yeah your favorite player doing something unbelievable He's I don't even know if he's my favorite player. I mean like crazy young He has a crazy rest of the season and then a rest of a career to to do no

He's he's already Break baseball he's already the greatest baseball player ever to live because there's nobody who could ever do what he's doing You know it's just like a not it's not possible because now it's not even What about John Rocker like okay? So like the 50? I do remember survivor. He was he hit I believe he hit a lot of people in the subway, too Yeah, yeah, it's not popular in survivor Sorry, he's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I derailed you entirely There's no point to anything after you mentioned John Rocker now

It's just time to fight the Mets speaking which he was on survivor Yeah, and the guy from pod save America is Save America was on this season of Survivor. What's Pod Save America? It's that John Lovett is his name. He's the like... Is that the Obama kids? Yeah, yeah, he's a speech writer. Right, right, right, right.

Yeah, and then he has this really successful giant podcast. Did they do it? And he was on Survivor. There's been one episode and I said was. He was the first off. Oh good. I was underwhelmed by it. Yeah, I believe it. Sorry for spoilers for the first episode of Survivor. Oh no. Yeah, all right. Enjoy your break spot. What's your break spot? I'm on a secret mission. You are on a secret mission. We will talk about that later. Next. So Jordan today we have an episode to go over. It might be a little bit on the briefer side. On account of a secret mission. We will talk about that later next so Jordan today We have an episode to go over it might be a little bit on the briefer side on account of the secret mission

Well, that's part of it And then the other part of it is something very extreme happened on the 19th Okay terms of Alex's coverage, and then he left the show halfway through that sounds right, so we only have What you know we have what we have yeah, so we'll get to business on this but first Let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. That's a great idea. So first, my bright spot is walking into the kitchen to hear Nicky and Jacket badly singing

along to the Knowledge Fight theme song. Thank you so much, you're an Al policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you. Next, infinite hearsay, infinite jest. Thank you so much, you're an Al policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you very much. You ever read that book? Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Next, Lee, text me back. It's Mahan Shire. You ever read that book. Yes. I have no you haven't next Lee takes me back It's mahan shire. You know you're Steve pachinic. Thank you so much. You're now policy won't I'm a policy won't you very much man When he starts listing films all right, that's whenever it really is like People really want you to read this fucking book don't they Wow it's just cuz he's like oh man fine We got a technocrat in the mix Jordan

So thank you so much too. I've accidentally pressed play on my phone in public when listening to Knowledge Fight and then had to have an awkward conversation about why I'm not actually listening to Alex Jones. Thank you so much Jordan, I'm a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

Daddy shark, bom bom bom bom bom. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little little kitty, baby I don't want to hate black people I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much. Yes. Also, can I just say? As a former comedian, it's not funny. People used to say he was fucking funny. He was not funny All right, he was not funny. He was not funny. Maybe infinite jest isn't the most hilarious thing, but he has some good writing I understand he has a sense of humor. Yeah, but he's not funny. There's a difference interesting There's a there's a sense of a Ironic juxtaposition that he can employ and then he can use fucking delayed timing with his dumb fucking

notes or whatever whoa but it's not funny because nobody read that book and I've read the book and I hate fine I do know that I've run into a lot of people who have not read it yeah well that's why I did read it because everybody says they didn't read it and then whenever you do read it You're like fucking this books. Ask me if I've read it. Have you read it? No comment fair enough So we're gonna start off this episode here with the big fucking news. Okay, something really severe happened All right. I was like, well, we got it. I mean, what are we gonna do? This is huge. Yeah It's Thursday, September 19, 2024.

It appears Trump just survived another assassination attempt, this time a chemical attack. Info Wars. Tomorrow's news, today. Tomorrow's news today? That is huge. Holy shit! Trump's arrived a chemical attack. I did not know that he was chemically attacked.

You didn't? You didn't know this? No! I mean, it's big. I would assume so. Yeah. How know this? No. I mean, it's big. I would assume so. Yeah. How did this one get stopped?

Or did it not get stopped? I think if you're going with Alex's shit, it didn't get stopped. It did happen, and Trump survived it. So I think he's trying to reclaim some of this Trump's going to get poisoned predictions that he's made in the past. I think there's a lot of incentive for him to do this, but I don't know, I think I've expressed a shock that there's been so little interest in the gunman at Mar-a-Lago.

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a parody level of that. Good, too interested in. In theory a parody level of that. Good. Too interested in... In theory, Trump survived a chemical weapon attack. Right. And I don't hear anybody talking about this. It's true. It's not a big deal.

Alex is talking about it on the 19th. It happened a week prior to this. Wait, wait, what? It happened a week before. How did I not know about it even happened a week ago? Right, exactly. Oh my god. So Alex is really excited about this news that he's going to break. How did I not know about it even happened a week ago, right exactly? Oh my god, so

Alex is really excited about this news that he's gonna break and we'll talk about it a little more, okay But in order to pump things up, he's doing a lot of voice work good Well, the broadcasts are always powerful informative and the globalists hate it but today Stephen Crown or Roger Stone Ian Stone, Ian Carroll, Chase Geyser, and more. On this Thursday, September 19th, 2024 transmission, I'm your host Alex Jones, and you found it, the tip of the pro-human, pro-God spear. Spear we have been given this power by God because he has a mission for us and we must march forward Fairly, knowing that we are in God's plan and God's will I Basically always say this but it's even more true today. I've never had so much news. This is insane Let me tell you what's coming up. So I think that that that's a really good clip to illustrate how This doesn't really work without the music under it. Yeah, you know, like there's the pauses for clearly

There's like a guitar solo going on here or something Yeah, he's trying to do this cool talk over the over the music But he doesn't have the rights to whatever this he was playing was right So he can't put it out on his channel right like maybe GCN Genesis Communications Network, maybe they have some kind of a licensing deal. Just like a regular ass cap thing Yeah, like radio stations have yeah, so that radio feed can have that but Alex doesn't have the rights to it Speaking of rights, it's come to my attention that Alex's auction is gonna happen.

Did you see about that? Did you see this? So there's the auctioning off of these assets and included with like Infowars store, part of the asset is customer information Great, right great part of the asset of Info Wars itself right is the newsletter subscribers, right? There is so much personal information of Alex's audience. Yeah, that is being auctioned off. Yeah

I think that Alex's audience should be furious about I would be really really unhappy yeah that's crazy I've been thinking about it since this came to my attention yeah I think that if this goes bad Alex's show could be like the biggest honey pot ever yeah accidentally yeah I mean I ideologically I think that's wrong.

I genuinely think that's really a really fucked up thing that you could sell. It's a fucked up thing for them to give, of course. But you shouldn't then be able to sell it. Well, and Alex probably can't destroy those lists now because that would be destroying the value of this asset. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So like here's the real irony.

If Alex buys his own company or if his dad's company buys it or whatever, or an ally or something buys it, then everything's fine. These lists aren't potentially dangerous. But ironically, if I end up with the company, they're just as safe. Because I would destroy those lists too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's what believing in something means. I end up with the company. They're just as safe because I destroy those lists too. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, that's what believing in something means ironically. I would protect his audiences information Yeah But if like the government or Facebook got a hold of it you fuck or someone trying to sell something yeah Yeah, you know in theory you could oh man. I wonder if the or someone who's putting together a list of Patriots minister of retribution Oh boy, so we get back to this chemical attack sure and it happened in Tucson Okay, wait, and here's here's Alex given some base details. Let me tell you what's coming up Turns out a week ago Before this Sunday Sunday before last, 10 days ago, 11 days ago,

the police have checked, the doctors have checked, almost everybody in the rows just 10, 15 feet behind Trump in Tucson has their eyes swole shut. So that was September 12th. They tried to kill Trump on a Saturday on July 13th. Then last Sunday, but the Sunday before, that'd be Thursday, they tried to whack Trump. It's appearing. Chemical attack. Twenty Trump rally attendees sick with mysterious illness after standing on stage with GOP nominee. Da da da. All right. Now I'm listening.

So Alex has some of the details of this story wrong. According to Tucson News 4, six people who were on stage with Trump during his rally reported having eye pain after the event. There's no evidence that there was a chemical attack nor do their symptoms necessarily indicate that, but here we are. Trump survived this third assassination attempt I guess. If what the local news reports cover is accurate, it's definitely an interesting situation. There were two groups of Trump fans on stage behind him as the sort

of setup was. One was on stage left, one was on stage right. And only the group on stage right were affected by this eye thing. They were a fair distance away from Trump while he was speaking. So it doesn't really make sense that someone who was going to go through all the trouble of planning a chemical attack on Trump would target there and then leave Trump totally alone. But Alex gets around this by being like, they were trying to get him when he walked in because he walked in from that side. Right. Wouldn't it make more sense that somebody just didn't wash their hands?

That's possible. I've seen some commentary from doctors and the first thing they make clear is that without examining these people, it's pretty much impossible to say what happened. Yeah, of course. That said, one of the most likely candidates is UV lighting causing snow blindness sure if the lights weren't set up Right this could easily explain how one section was affected by this and not another but it's just a hypothesis Some kind of chemical irritant like you're saying like someone didn't wash their hands or whatever That's another possibility, but it seems really dumb to assume that this was an averted chemical attack

Yeah, you have to be pretty motivated to jump to that conclusion. Yeah, and you're in a place where hand washing is like a part of their whole deal is that they don't have to wash hands. They don't believe in germ theory. Right. Right, right. So like that would make the most sense to me anyways. It's, yeah, I mean it's in the running or chemical attack that look if you go through all the trouble of a Fucking chemical attack to take out Trump, right? You're not doing it to miss and you're not doing it to just sort of send a scary message Yeah, I think I do I do like the image of a of a bumbling assassin

Yeah, who's who's just kind of like globe trotting around trying to kill Trump But is foiled at the last second by fucking inspector gadget or whatever. Yeah, yeah You've gone through the elaborate layers of planning this this chemical attack. I'll get you next time gadget Yeah, you just walking out of the the Tucson arena going fuck fuck fuck Oh shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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pager story the last 48 hours. I wanted to research it more. Now I'll be able to tell you what's going on there. Detonating and blowing the testicles and things off a lot of people. And the bigger issue is a lot of these people are totally innocent. Hezbollah and Hamas operate as government institutions in Lebanon, in Gaza. And so they run businesses to raise money and they sell the tens of thousands of pagers to people not just to their fighters. So I think it's a very terroristic immoral attack just like when Hamas or Hezbollah attacks Israeli civilians. Two wrongs don't make a right, but that's not the angle I'm going with here.

It's that under the new world order technocracy, whether it is your solar panels or your car or your pager or your cell phone, they can all be weaponized. And I've been talking about this for decades. Okay, man. Fair enough. Cool.

All right. So like he has a Point that almost sounds like all right. I'm gonna join you in this This is you know, a lot of innocent people are killed. This is not a tactic that seems appropriate This is terroristic sure in nature and then his conclusion is man technology is scary I mean, it's that is that is one valid conclusion to come to I suppose. It's trite. Technology is scary, it is trite. I agree with you on that front.

I don't know man. Yeah, no I like it, I like it because if you have questions about this it's very easy to know how wrong you are. Like if you hear about this story and then you have like, well, nope, you're done. You're done. But this dynamic here is the same as Alex's appearing to have support for Palestinian populations. And then it just being like, I don't want them here. You know, leading to that. This is the same thing. It's like, okay, support for Palestinians is good.

Not wanting them here, motivating it is bad. Thinking that this attack was not appropriate and terroristic in nature, good. Your conclusion and the angle that you're going to take on it is technology scary, bad. Yeah. Yeah, that is, it is one of those like when you're trapped inside of something and then it turns out that it's it's there's there's just this glass wall and you can see what's you can see you're trapped like this this thing you know you know you know you don't need somebody to explain it to you you can see it right there and then you realize I'm trapped in this box. So I guess technology is scary. I guess I'm going to talk about boxes. Yep. That's it.

That's as good as I can do. So Trump, obviously the best and everyone gets it. Even arch liberals. Oh, do that. Like George W. Bush, George W. Bush, not endorsing Kamala, which is a tacit endorsement of Trump, you know, to send it out. The teamsters are upwards of 60% voted to vote for Trump, but the leadership won't do it. So that's an endorsement of the teamsters themselves. And there were a bunch of other big endorsements of Trump by people that have not been politically active or have been liberal in the past. Just means Elon Musk. But also these thoughts are weirdly disconnected because like George W. Bush, who Alex thinks

did 9-11 and the Teamsters are being referenced in the same voice as like people who are really liberal and not political. Strange. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. I would probably say the the single most political thing that ever existed was George W. Bush. In our lifetime, he was very, very political, very political. Yeah. Nature was all of the things he was. Yeah. I think that George W. Bush not endorsing the Republican nominee, that's more of a message than him not supporting Harris.

Sure. I think that the expectation is that he would endorse Trump. Sure. Because he's a Republican two-term president. You know, here's what I would say. I think that it is actually apolitical, because one of the big things that W was known for is that you would like to have a beer with him. And nobody wants to have a beer with Trump.

He doesn't drink. So it makes sense. Harris should be fun to have a beer with. Yeah, see? It's just an alcohol thing. Sure. That's what it is. W is just an alcoholic.

What are you going to do? But you think that he and Trump would bond over their shared love of golf Ah, but you greatest moment is the number one place to drink The thing that sticks out the most of Bush's presidency is him Doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check this out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hey that's check out this drive That one is that one is gonna go down as legend I'll give him a shoe thrown at him the shoe and the check out this driver are really great They really are so the globalists they keep admitting that they're doing fraud sure they keep getting caught admitting fraud It's a bad idea in one month. They've had three coups

the UN spokesman admitting that they're a total fraud and 95% what they do is a lie and that they should be abolished and they think Trump will abolish them. That was big. Then two weeks after that, the head spokesperson, the head of public affairs for the Southern District of New York, DOJ, said, yeah, he's totally innocent. It's all political. It's double jeopardy. He's done nothing wrong. It's all Soros running it. It's criminal.

And then the judge the next day put off Trump's sentencing and the criminal trial until after the election because of it and basically shot that down. And then now they've got the head of emergency management in the COVID response saying, yeah, it's all giant fraud. We just had huge sex parties. The city officials a weird thing for him to do and had sex with each other and took ecstasy and other drugs. And we just did it every night. It was wonderful.

I told him the same thing all over the world. They know it's a total scam. Crowder's coming up on that. Yeah, Steve, I'm talking about that shit. So Dr. J Varma, a senior public health advisor in New York during the pandemic, got caught on an undercover Project Veritas style video posted by Steven Crowder, admitting that between April 2020 and May 2021, he went to some sex parties. He has said that the video is real, but edited to remove some context, but he did in fact go to at least one sex party and a dance party that was held under a Wall Street bank.

This doesn't really prove that COVID was a fraud or that the public advice he was promoting was bad. It's really more an indication that he's not necessarily the person who should be doing public health leadership. If you're a public advocate about the dangers of drug addiction and then you die from an overdose, that doesn't invalidate the message about the dangers of some drugs, it's just more about you as an individual. That said, the New York Times article about this makes it very clear that this sex party was technically following the COVID guidelines at the time, since it was an indoor gathering of less than 10 people. Oh, okay. I mean, I, listen, I'm not a prude. It fucking go fuck each other. Go fuck each other. We were all dealing with COVID in our own way. I get it. Go fuck eight other strangers. I'm fine with that.

Optically, it does look bad, I think, for public health officials who are advising distancing and making sacrifices to engage in behaviors that might be totally acceptable and fine, but maybe Exchanging a bunch of fluids. It's that's the real issue. Maybe frivolous given the context. Oh, no, the timing disagree That's that's what you should be doing. That's it spend all your energy fucking because you can't go anywhere The problem is that it's you know, you you're just secreting shit. The dance party that's under Wall Street, the Wall Street Bank, is a little bit less defensible. Because you could probably make an argument that like, ah, all of our sex party participants were in a bubble or something. You could do something like that. You'd have to be in a bubble for a good sex party.

Yeah, so anyway, this was a video that Steven Crowder did. I'm part of a polycule. What do you want from me, man? So the Trump thing is about another undercover video Crowder released where the chief public information officer for the U.S. Attorney's Office in the Southern District of New York, Nicholas Biasi, he called the Stormy Daniels hush money case, quote, nonsense and quote, a perversion of justice. He doesn't work for the same office that that case was in and he had nothing to do with the actual case.

But he did say those things on that video. So CNN reported that he responded, quote, I was recently made aware of a video where I regretfully made some statements in a private and social setting that don't reflect my views about two local and state prosecutions. I said these things in an effort to please and impress someone I just met who was secretly filming me. To translate, he was lying to try to get laid." So that's what was going on there. Gotcha.

Cool. This seems like it may be Crowder's new thing. James O'Keefe is kind of an embarrassing figure now that he's been ousted from Veritas, and most of the cool kids in the right-wing scene don't give a single shit that he knew Andrew Breitbart. They were in elementary school when James did that acorn video, so they don't care. It's smart for Crowder, this move, because it's a really easy game to play, it's not very expensive, and it almost always gets traction in the right-wing social media attention economy love that shit So he's not very funny and his shows not very good. So doing stuff like this is a really good way to hijack attention

Yeah, yeah, yeah makes perfect sense. It's uh, it's let us doing streetwalking. Yeah, Jay walking my bad Yeah, well, but it would be if he had stolen that bit from some other ousted late night talk show host. Right. Because James O'Keefe was doing this just fine and he's still trying to do it. Sure. It's just he's not as attractive a commodity. Right. So like whenever Jay came back and did jaywalking, it's exactly like that.

There you go. Yeah, there we go. Okay, now I got it. So Alex is thinking about this chemical attack. Uh-huh. And he realizes, I think it was chlorine. I think it was chlorine chlorine Yep, Wow It just like a barrel chlorine gas I couldn't handle it. I just couldn't handle it

Whatever caused it seems to be isolated to the group seated on stage, right former congressional district 6 candidate Kathleen Yeah, you could have what looks like a water bottle and then have one chemical in it. You unscrew the top, put a cube in it or a couple capsules that creates the chlorine gas. Then it you have a few capsules in the pocket. You put them in bottle this is something the military is trained to do by the way and then it's ready then you unscrew the bottle drop it and leave knowing that it's coming to an end when they start playing the final song thinking Trump's

about to exit hit him with chlorine gas instead they hit the crowd that's only about 20 people behind him maybe 25 you've got to question every one of them or anybody that walked by right before get him in the bunker i don't know why alex isn't saying get him in the bunker a ton after the last one he was yelling about the bunker and now it's i mean like the bunker would solve the chlorine gas problem, too Sure, I think you miss making it a catchphrase, you know, like a get her done get her bunker, you know I don't see the problem with that Alex wants to cause a big scene and bullhorn Trump events sure and get him to go to the bunker

So get in the bunker seems like a good catchphrase, right? But it's very closely So getting the bunker seems like a good catchphrase, right? But it's very closely Aligned with or or comparative to lock her up. So it would be it would be you know lock him up voluntarily It's reclaiming. Okay. Okay. I like it. It's taking it back taking it back lock yourself up lock yourself up. Yeah You're too good. You're yeah, we gotta we gotta keep you in a hole. So one of the issues with the chlorine gas theory is that no one was reporting other symptoms than this eye pain. You'd think that these people, if they were truly exposed to chlorine gas, someone would

have respiratory symptoms or severe nausea. There's a lot of issues. And logistically, just conceive of an assassin trying to do this. It's a bad option. I mean it doesn't make sense It is it is of I Don't want to be I don't want to be like the guy who tries to stifle creativity in assassins I will say though that historically it's like the path of least resistance is the best option the more Complications you have in there,

the less likely it is gonna go well. Can I argue that you are actually saying that you do wanna stifle the creativity of assassins? Hey, listen, maybe there's a better way. I didn't know about all the things that get rid of scratches in your car's paint. I've seen commercials for those. There are better ways to do things

I'm not trying to stifle creativity. I think I think that in like a Bond movie or something I want it as creative as possible. Absolutely in the real world. You don't get style points And like I think if you try to do something like this You're probably not expecting to get away with it. Yeah, that's usually the big thing. So I don't think you're gonna cover your tracks with like a chlorine bombing. Yeah, that one doesn't make sense.

It makes sense if you are the Joker. Yes. Yeah, that makes sense, yeah. Alex's show is sponsored by the Joker sequel, whatever the fucking name is, I don't know. Joker 2, jokin' around. So this got me really excited. Roger Stone joins us for the next 30 minutes,

and then we've had Chad GPT do an investigation of the apparent chemical attack the same day before last at Tucson, Arizona, right when Trump exited, hitting the crowd right beside him. I believe chlorine gas could have been BZ. ChatGPT, the top AI system in the world, has done an investigation of what it thinks. Wait till we get to this at the bottom of the hour in the voice of ChatGPT.

So I was pretty excited about this, the idea that now ChatGPT is an investigator. We've just accepted that it has its own agency, motivations, and is capable of discerning what information is better or worse than others for this purpose. We've got to find out what ChatGPT thinks. Man, that really bums me out. So I got really excited because I'm like, we're taking it back. The third one interview was a disaster But this is a good idea. Okay, Alex arguing with Chad GPT about this chemical attack sure it turns out way weirder than that and

It's very unexpected what ends up happening. I feel like Alex should be so mad What's happening? I feel like Alex should be so mad. So you did mention that Roger was coming up. And so Roger shows up. And these people are fucking insane. This entire situation reflects a part of the Bible. Samuel one sections of 1516 verses, if you will, the time of two kings, when Saul, the evil king,

Saul, whose kingdom was taken from him by God because he disobeyed, tried three times to kill David, the good king, and therefore, it was his belief that there would be three attempts on Trump's life. Now, it's possible there was one when he was president that we're unaware of because it was foiled and never disclosed to the people that actually is the Secret Service's procedure, normally. But perhaps this was attempt number three.

Do you hear yourself? The story of King David might have been actually about Trump. I find nothing to argue with. No, of course not. There is nothing to argue with. It's just something to behold. Yeah, yep. Yep. Wow, sir. Wow. Aren't you Roger fucking Stone? You were a thing, man. You have a tattoo of Nixon on your back and now you're this thing man That's man Pretty bleak

bleak so It is it is like if you're like it is a version of you you die a hero you live long enough to see yourself Be the villain, but if you are the villain From the jump like you die a villain or you become whatever Roger Stone is right now Yeah, you know you either die a fun cantankerous villain or you live long enough to see yourself become this Yeah, whatever that is dumb dork. Oh trying to pretend the Bible is about Trump yikes Whatever that is dumb dork. Oh trying to pretend the Bible is about Trump yikes You so Roger I think also has a secondary motivation in coming on the show and that is

Getting himself sued sure I still have questions as I say About what happened on the the 13th of the month You know, I'm still very interested and curious about a man named Maxwell Yerrick. I had a tip that Yerrick was either involved or the shooter. I speculated online just pointing out that Yerrick had a criminal record of assaulting Trump supporters outside rallies in Pennsylvania. He too had been to Ukraine. No, I never said that he was a shooter. I said some people thought he was the actual shooter to cause a lot of people online to compare the photographs of the dead man

and this fellow, Yerik. But it occurs to me that Yerik was in Ukraine and the same source tells me that Yerik was in touch with Routh in Ukraine. I am not saying this is correct. I'm saying it is an interesting allegation that somebody of authority should investigate. And it's an interesting allegation that you are promoting. And Roger even said in that clip, I didn't say that Yerik was the shooter, but I talked

about the possibility and that caused a lot of people to compare his picture with the corpse from Butler, Pennsylvania So your shit talk caused people to misidentify this person as a shooter even that's in your words Yep, you said that yep, and now he's trying to suggest without any evidence except some random person who maybe told him something without any evidence except some random person who maybe told him something that this guy who he misidentifies as the butler shooter was in contact with the guy who brought a gun to Mar-a-Lago in Ukraine. This is the behavior. This is irresponsible. I like the idea that they might be right about this, because not about the thing that he's

saying, but the idea that like, okay, if I say exactly what I mean, then I could get in trouble. But if I go, some people say, and then exactly what I mean, then I don't get in trouble. If I want to murder you politically. Yeah, yeah. And it is like, yeah, then I don't get in trouble. If I want to murder you politically. Yeah, yeah. And it is like, yeah, that one's on us now. That one's our fault. Yep.

So. The most glaringly obvious loophole. Hey, if that's what you can do, fine. That's our fault, not theirs. Right. I've heard some talk on the streets that this person has tried to kill the former president multiple times You know what that's great because I can pretend you don't mean it so I was surprised because

I'd heard Alex say I'm gonna do the chat GPT's done this investigation and we're gonna get to the bottom of this chemical attack Yes But at a certain point he's just like I got shit to do behind the scenes, so I'm out of here What yeah chase is gonna take over? Oh? Gonna talk to change you What's happening? But then we get the reveal of what this actually is okay, so what I did Was I gave chat GPT all of the details from the Arizona Globe article and other details that I could find about this

Are they doing a chemical attack on Trump and Trump supporters in Tucson, Arizona on what I believe was last Thursday And I gave it the details and I basically said hey analyze this article in these details and then list and describe what chemicals or agents may have been used to cause this attack. So he's he's fed it a bunch of information and now he's gonna get an analysis of that information right now I need to know exactly what this information is because it's probably a

bunch of tweets yeah it's probably Infowars articles. It's probably that kind of shit. So that's what you're feeding into it. You have kind of an expectation of what might come out. Probably. Yeah. What do you see in your mind when you see him feeding information to JetGPT? You know that like the airplane goes into the hangar?

Oh, okay. All right. With the printed out Infow hangar? Oh, okay. All right. With the print it out in Volus article trying to shove it into a computer. I like that. Like it's a baby. I have the visions of the old timey like punch cards. Like he's just furiously putting punch cards in there just over and over. You'll need that.

And then it's like Seymour 2. Or the way that they show the history computer in the time tunnel. Yes, absolutely. He's getting a with this What you are listening is chat GPT Analyzing the attempted assassination of Trump and murder of his supporters at this rally on Tucson analyzed by chat GPT in The voice of Alex Jones from September 12th in a bit 2001 run it Ladies and gentlemen patriots of America We've got a situation on our hands that stinks to high heaven and I'm here to tell you the truth that the mainstream media won't touch. Last week in Tucson, Arizona, a city that's become a hotbed for radical leftist activity,

something sinister went down at President Trump's rally. This is an AI version of Alex's voice. Oh God. Chase has fed all this information into chat GPT and then used a voice print of Alex to read off In the style of Alex Jones sure I mean if I were Alex I would I would kill myself I guess what else what I mean what just happened to me no fucking destroy chase well Yeah, he's trying to replace you. Yeah, I mean he has he successfully replaced you It's over like the moment he did that it was over. You are unnecessary now

I like crazy first of all, okay. There's so many angles to this. Yeah, first of all Well, I mean for my purposes you can't replace Alex because the robot can't decide like I'm out of here I'm having a bad day. Sure. I'm out of the crew. Or not. You know, you can't really do that. So that's irreplaceable. Right. But, from a liability perspective, sure, you can't sue the robot. Boy, that's a pretty big loophole in that argument. Right. Who are you going to sue? It's AI.

Second, Infowars is a one-talent business. Not anymore. Yeah. You now have, like, Infowars is a one-talent business. Not anymore. Yeah. You now have, like Infowars could go on with Alex not working there if someone else buys it. This is proof of concept that you can just replace Alex with a robot.

Yeah, we're in when Iron Man had all those suits that became autonomous. It was like he didn't need to wear his own suit anymore. We're there. Yep. Boy. It're there. Yep. Boy. Because of chase. Chase is fucked up. Here's what I find interesting is that I think this actually might be the only thing that

chat TBT is good for because it cannot do anything but eventually give us bullshit. You know, like it doesn't have anything. So it's, it eventually gets tricked into giving a whatever hallucinations or whatever they call it. And that is something that is genuine that could through Alex Jones's voice come off as human because they are hallucinations or whatever. They're not supposed to have come from his dreams. he fights a hundred foot tall mantis that hates Christians every night. Absolutely! Chad GBT is the only mechanical thing that can legitimately also say that with 100% honesty. Yeah, yeah, that is true. In that sense, Alex is...

Truly replaced, yeah. Well, but he's also like... The One. Hahahaha! He is Neo! In essence, he is the evidence that if you go far enough, it is a circle. It is a full circle. Humanity and inhumanity merged into one.

Are exactly one beast within Alex. If I were Alex, and this was going on on the show I would be like you're fired I would I would go absolutely crazy yeah yeah this is this is bleak people just I just don't understand I'm just never gonna understand mm-hmm so you want last clip because I mean that's mind-blowing and maybe world ending did that world just end? It's just kind of, you know, Alex's voice from the past, though. This isn't Alex's current voice. No, exactly.

His old voice, just saying, this is probably something fucked up. There's a lot of suspicions, you know, whatever. And maybe it was some sort of gas. Given the symptoms and the context, here are the most likely candidates for what was used. CS gas, otherwise known as tear gas with a twist. Little lemon. Put a little lemon in that tear gas. Little twist.

So the robot thinks something different than what Alex thought. Right. Which is strange. Well, it's from the past. True. True. No, not true. Right which is strange well. It's from the past true true No, not true, so This is just a mess yes, honestly true

It is a complete like if you sit and look at it It's like Roger saying that the Bible is about Trump yeah in a sense you just look You just look at it and you're like, holy shit. What are you guys doing? It's out of control. Yeah. This is out of control. There's an attempt, I believe, in terms of what the presentation is, to be like, this robot is perfect at analyzing information.

Right. And look, it sounds like Alex. Right. So therefore, the perfect synthesis of all of this information man and machine You must Agree with the conclusion that it reaches yes it analyzed everything right and that's bullshit But it's a fun little magic trick that chase is trying to pull off, and I think it's it's a deflation. It's disappointing It you know, sometimes it is one of those very frustrating cliches, like, you know,

what you're running away from, you're actually running towards. Like that kind of very trite thing to say. But it would make sense for the people who have been constantly warning about Skynet to have created Skynet in their own image Mm-hmm, that's what it would make sense. Yeah Yeah, this is this is I mean they just did it they they won they ended the world No, it's just it just began. No, we've all we've been The snowball has begun. It's a cheap trick

Arnold is he's gonna appear right next to me any moment now and then where he's going to borrow my clothes and it's going to turn out that I'm not even the main character that he's trying to kill. So it's just it's just a charade that he's doing that the chase is doing. But Alex's career is largely a series of charades. Yeah. So this is where Alex should probably feel a bit vulnerable like he can't be replaced like I'm saying there's no way to Have like the a robot create. It's time to pray right or shit like that right? There's no way but a Shitty facsimile that does something kind of similar. I mean that's not too hard to create And this is proof. I mean it's has proved it

Yeah The the two things that we talk about are how predictable Alex is and it's only because you're not watching That it feels like he's coming up with something new after a certain length of time Right, and then there is the accidental moments of what could only be described as pure inspiration wherein The accidental moments of what could only be described as pure inspiration wherein absolute lunacy occurs. And robots can't get drunk. No, but that's the thing about those, the language models is that they do have the propensity to hallucinate false information back at you when you recur, when they get recursive shit

going on. That's different than being drunk it is different But not for the machine it is it is mmm. There's a chaos to drunkenness. Yeah I Don't know man. I don't know. I would be really really pissed if I were Alex I would Fire so many people I would burn in force to the ground. No, if somebody made a chat language model of me, that I- And played it on my show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was recognizably like, oh shit, this might as well be, you know, based upon how unreasonable this is, this might as well be as unreasonable as that, I would have to then like, destroy all of technology from the start. Go to the woods, man. I mean, it would have to be that. It's bunker time.

It would be bunker time. It would be 100% bunker thoughts are valid whenever the machines have literally replaced you. Yeah. Congratulations though, Alex. Wow. Good stuff. Boof. Way to employ the person who proves that you are worthless. You know, people have speculated, is Chase a 10th degree person trying to... No, he's a person trying to help Alex. This is what

happens when you try and help Alex. You destroy him. Well. I hate to admit this too but the rest of The show chase is hosting sure and he does a serviceable job. Oh boy. He's pretty boring, but he does like He's way more able to extemporaneously talk for like 10 minutes. Yeah, then some of these other folks Yeah, he's a theater kid. Yeah, Yeah, and I think well, so is Rob do Yeah, you might have been more of a stagehand. Yeah The I found him to be a bit more capable and it's not just because I've got a soft spot for him as sure The Brendan to Alex's coach McGurk. No, no, no, I think he I think he is a bit more

To Alex's coach McGurk. No, no, I think he I think he is a bit more Like talented in some ways still not interesting still boring still not chaotic enough to be in this role Yeah, I think he wouldn't be able to pull off a successful show, but he's not bad and that kind of sucks Yeah, that does kind of suck. Again, helping Alex destroys him. Making Infowars more competent destroys what makes it valuable. Fascinating. It's ultimately ironic. Yes. Whatever it is, it is the definition of ironic.

So we'll be back with another episode, but until then, Jordan, we have a website. In Do We Do, it's now at try.com. Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious professor. Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo.

And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.