Knowledge Fight - #981: November 14, 2024

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan take in the morning that Alex learned who had won the auction to own his business.

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Hello, Alex. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Dan! Jordan. Quick question for ya.

What's up? What's your price-boss today, buddy? Eh, nothing. Yeah, I don't think anything actually is even going on to be honest. Not shit, man. It's such a boring... I got some mochi donuts that were underwhelming. Uh.

And not as good as I wanted them to. I texted you about this, actually. Because the potato donuts that you got fucked me over. They were too good. They're too good. That the mochi donuts were not that impressive. So fuck you for giving me these better donuts. No, here's the problem with those potato donuts. They're too good for flavor.

One of my complaints is that sometimes it's like, oh, well, it doesn't seem to taste as different from other flavors. Because it's just great. It just tastes great. Each one, they're all nines, but there's no ten. There's no just like true transcendence. Which is fine. Yeah, I'll live. I guess my bright spot is my buddy Nicky Gift sent me a link to a trailer that I didn't know was this documentary that's coming out about yacht rock nice

And it is very much clear that the documentary is also about JD Riznar and Hollywood Steve and hunter and Dave Lyons Creating yacht rock nice the show the show yeah, yeah, yeah giving a new life to like Michael McDonald and that's so great Yeah, so it's It looks great. That's awesome very excited about that coming out. That's awesome. I actually That actually genuinely excites me as well So I've been listening some jams because of it nice reminded me of some smooth tracks

I like it always a good always a good day when Michael McDonald's involved. Oh, yeah Yeah, what's your bright spot? I suppose I'll do it then no, okay. Okay. Nah, not do it Well, I was gonna say that my bright spot is Okay, how about let me put it to you this way right so Stuff happened and I'm thinking about the end of Return of the Jedi. You know, I'm thinking about the Death Stars exploding. Ewoks. We're all on Endor, Ewoks are hanging out, and I'm thinking about how there's Ewoks,

and they've got like three Stormtrooper helmets, and they're playing them like Xylophones. Yeah, yeah. Which, as I'm thinking about it, I'm like, there's no reason for there not to be still human heads inside those. They might have taken them off. They might have, but there could, I mean, it could also, it was a literal war. about it I'm like there's no reason for there not to be still human heads inside those. They might have taken them off. They might have but there could I mean it could also it was a literal war like people did die like the Ewoks were killing people so it could be like they were just like ah we do this sometimes. Sure yeah but like every time you see a helmet do you assume

there's a head inside it? I'm not assuming I'm just saying that I'm not not assuming anymore because it was it was a bloody conflict is my point. I saw a football helmet just sort of laying around. I was like, there's probably a head in there. Well there wasn't a massive battle the day before that blew up the death store. Out on the gridiron? Well, fair enough. Every day is a battle out there.

Fair enough. You know what? You make a good point. They're going for yards, there's big first downs. So I'm thinking about this. And I'm thinking about Obi-Wan and Yoda and Anakin force ghosting Kind of all smiling at each other as the as the curtain closes which version of Anakin we're going with Dealers choice

The point is he's a force ghost. I don't care what he looks like honestly And I was thinking about that and I was thinking about how terrible it must have been for there to be another trilogy if you're Obi-Wan. Because he doesn't because he has to be in it. He doesn't die. You know, like he gets to be there and watch the Death Star explode again and be like, Hey, I finally did it guys. And then they just do it again 30 years later and he's still the same guy except that happened before Which the sequels happened before return of the Jedi no the sequels after return of the Jedi wait is Obi-Wan in that no He's not in it, but he's not dead. He's a force ghost right you know what I'm saying sure if Yoda shows up When you're a force ghost then Obi-Wan has to be a force ghost when you're talking about the sequels you're talking about the modern ones

I'm talking about yeah, like rise of'm talking about, yeah, Rise of... Not like Phantom Menace. No, no, no, not like Phantom Menace. Not the prequels. Right. Yep. Obi-Wan was not a ghost in those. No.

He was still just a regular dude. Yeah. Well, I mean, he was a Jedi. Yeah. I would imagine that those adventures, had they happened after the first three movies, would be annoying. Right. Totally. Very annoying. Had they happened after the first three movies would be annoying, right? Totally so very annoying. Yeah, but I mean in this case specifically, you know There is no difference for Obi-Wan between the first Death Star the second Death Star or any of the rest of them

He's a force ghost. He's just sitting there and he's smiling and it's like, you know what I realized in that moment There's just there's just days where you party and days where you don't like, you know what I realized in that moment? There's just days where you party and days where you don't party. You know, you don't need a Death Star to explode. Sure. Just party whenever you want. Do a little xylophone on a helmet. That's what I'm saying.

You don't need a Death Star. Cause Obi-Wan's seen all the Death Stars explode. Are you speaking in code? I am maybe hinting at a current event situation going on. So you feel like you're a force ghost in the info war? I feel a little bit like we're all smiling and happy as the Ewoks hit on some Stormtrooper helmets, and I worry that I'm Obi-Wan. I worry that I'm real happy right now, then 20 years from now to be like Jesus Christ Skywalker

But you'll be a force ghost exactly so I would rather be I would force ghost sounds like hell Mm-hmm, I would rather I would rather oblivion in a heartbeat Especially if you're obi-wan because you're hanging out with Anakin totally Yoda who speaks in riddles. Yeah, like the two of them are not good company Arguably it is your actions that led to both of their deaths really at the end of the day. Yeah Yeah, we could definitely be litigating that forever Force ghosts yeah, it's not fun. No no no so anyway the Death Star blowing up But you're talking about is that Alex lost info wars I believe so yes

That is the one so news came out this morning that the auction had finished up and the Onion bought Infowars from Alex. And yeah, here we are. How about that? So today we're going to be talking about some events from today. November 14th, Alex got up early and was dealing with the news quite early. So in a weird way though, Jordan, this is one of the biggest moments in our time covering Alex, but it's simultaneously not that big of a deal.

You know, we're living in a very strange middle space of like, this is giant. But whatever Alex does in a week, in a month, it'll be the same behavior and it's not really going to change that much. That's weird. It is weird. It feels very weird. It feels strange. So we'll deal with some of those feelings in whatever way we can, but first let's take

a little moment to say hello to some new walks. Oh, that's a great idea. So first, from Will C. Happy belated birthday to Professor William Calvin Nevin Esquire, the other mysterious professor, Dark Knight and most definitely one of the good guys fighting all those bad guys. Thank you so much, your honor, policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Next, shout out to my new puppy, Oswin. Yes, from Doctor Who, as she now has to listen to the back catalog with me. Love ya, ya ma, Meg. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Next, Russell Brand, more like Russell Generic, lol, got em. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you. And hey, Dan and Jordan, you should buy the FSS Winnebago and tour the country. Then my wife could finally meet those two guys you listen to all the time.

Thanks. Adonarum. There's a pronunciation. Yeah. Adunarum. Thank you so much, you're now a policy walker. I'm a policy walker. Thank you very much.

I decided to over-mispronounce it because there's a pronunciation guy. That's the safer way to do it. I do think, you know, hey, getting in the Winnebago, that would be fun. I think it's actually a good idea. If I didn't have a cat, you didn't have a dog, two dogs, and a wife. And a wife, yeah. We could do that.

We could just go around the country in the Winnebago going nuts. Yep. Broadcasting come the road. Thank God you have a dog and wife. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm glad I'm not one of two middle-aged men traveling the United States into Winnebago right now. Thank God you have a reason we can't do that. So like I said, this is like a big deal, but not?

Yeah. Strange. Like the empire that Alex has built, the Infowars brand and all of the stuff that's underneath it that he's created is no longer under his control. The symbolism of this is enormous and on a spiritual level I do think that Alex probably won't ever fully recover from that blow spiritually. But that's just on a spiritual level. On a practical level he's going to be just fine. He's already launched his Alex Jones network with all the old revenue streams repackaged into these new bankruptcy safe ones, or at least he thinks.

Maybe it'll turn out that the court will be like, hold on, very clear what you're doing here at some point down the road. But for now, it looks like he's basically set up the new dummy. It's a major day in terms of the epic story of Alex's career of bullshit, but for us, I don't think that much will change. His show will take on a different form and we'll go from there. I have no idea what's going to happen from a logistic standpoint. When I know more and can discuss it and have a better handle on it, I'll expand on my

thoughts, but as it stands now, this is all just a very weird turn of events. We're going to cover November 14th today, which is the day that the news broke that the Onion had bought Infowars. But before we do, I wanted to briefly touch on something that happened on the 13th. Roger Stone appeared on the show and he read a statement from Trump announcing that Tulsi Gabbard was his choice for the director of national intelligence. This was a strange moment because it was plausible as breaking news, and this was supposed to be something coming directly from Trump to Roger announced through Infowars. Even though it had all the makings of a real story being broken on Infowars, they still seemed a bit defensive about it, and there was an air of, wait until the real news channels

cover this and realize that we broke it first There's it just didn't feel real even though it was By all accounts real right right right they were like haha We're daring you to do the thing that we did we're daring you to do What we did uh-huh to dare you well like hey I know that Rogers good buddies with Trump and all that and I believe that he probably wouldn't make a Statement directly from Trump if it wasn't legit probably like you probably would That might be a step too far for his shit

Heterose so I assume that he's probably not just coming up with this out of nowhere probably but at the same time I'm still watching it and being like I'll believe it when I hear it somewhere else I still still don't trust you guys. Yeah, like Do they think that's part of what they do? Now barely well because I mean isn't it that I always thought that breaking news while breaking news is like important and stuff But it's also like a thing that places offer, you know, it's like one of their services Ah, we give you the most breaking estive news, that's why we have all these people with helicopters, you know. Nobody goes to Infowars like, oh, this is gonna be breaking news, right?

We're gonna get yelling about something on social media, but no, I guess now it's just the, like, we have a direct pipeline, like, Roger will give us exclusive bits of information from within the Trump camp and weird yeah and it calls into question like how much of the dumb shit that Roger said in the past might have come from just direct just straight from the shit of fucking yep great Trump was yelling about ballot boats apparently all right that's why they're from North Korea so there was a little bit of a strategy to this move, I think. Unless they're complete idiots, the people around Trump have to know that some of the

appointments he's made since winning the election are a huge problem. He chose noted neocon warhawk type Marco Rubio as the Secretary of State, something that Alex should see as a complete and utter betrayal. The choice of Mike Waltz as the National Security Advisor is dicey at best, and Peter Hegseth as the defense secretary should not make Alex happy. Mike Huckabee as the ambassador to Israel should raise some eyebrows for Alex. There's a lot going on that's like, no good. Yeah.

The people in Alex's area of the media are obviously going to be mad about some of these choices, and it's hard for a pick like this being announced on inforce to not feel like throwing Alex a bone. It feels almost like a distraction. Like Alex is going to have a hard time complaining about all these picks he should be super against when he's so busy bragging about how Trump chose him to break the Tulsa news. It seems like placation. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a trade. It's a horse trade. Yeah, it feels like that. You're neutralizing the danger that someone like Alex poses if you just make all picks that he should be against.

I think the Huckabee choice is my most confusing choice because I wonder genuinely if he doesn't on some level believe that he is now going to bring about the biblical apocalypse he may I think he kind what I mean maybe he doesn't think he's going to but do you think there's a part of him that's like I can't do this but I could here's here's the part that's upsetting I don't know what lies in the heart of Mike Huckabee, but someone thinks he might. There's at least someone out there who thinks he might bring in- Finally, we got Huckabee in there. He's going to bring the Jesus back for us.

So we start things off on the 14th. Alex comes in early. He is in studio at 8 a.m. So Harrison, your show is canceled. You are ladies and gentlemen, it is 804 and 20 seconds Central Standard Time. Thursday, November 14 2024. And Infowars that has been on the air for 27 years. I've been on air for

30 years. And info wars that has been on the air for 27 years. I've been on air 30 and a half years. Is reportedly to be shut down. Imminently now I was lifting weights. At. 27. Mm hmm. All right, I'm getting feeds.

I understand we're scrambling here. They're trying to shut us down right now. You guys here? Air tapes? It's fine. I've got to get this straight and we will will play a report or something for a moment. And then I'm going to come back and start over. So let's just give this a moment. You guys here, whatever you like, I'm going to recompose here and come back with this final transmission from the building. Yep. So you kind of knows that like this is it.

This is the last show we're doing here. Yep. Yeah, this is different from the they're gonna break down the door broadcast. This is more like a, ah shit, we're fucked. Well. How about us then guys? Don't know exactly what else we can do. It's early.

I didn't expect to be in this early. So I don't have a good answer for how to drag my heels here. I think we might be fucked. Smartest thing you can do is a morning attack on Alex. You can't do a post-130 couple of bottles of whiskey in. He's going to have some ideas about how to delay everything. But he might be napping too. That's true. That's also possible. After his show, he might be taking a little nap during Owen's show. Right. What we're saying is there are times to get him and times not to get him.

Right. Early warning is one of those times. Yeah, I think it's optimal. Yeah. So he comes back. He's recomposed himself. And what do you know? Star Wars is on the mind.

That's surprising. Well, the taking of line from Empire Strikes Back, Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have entered the base. All right, the Democrats are in the building right now, about 100 feet past that wall right there. They have ordered the shutdown of InfoWars without a court order like they tried back in late May. This is absolutely crazy. But this is par for the course. So this is stupid shit. In the case of that incident in May that he's talking about, there

was a state order to seize his business. Right. But that was halted by the federal trustee. It wasn't so much like a rogue group of Democrats trying to pull off a sneak attack. You just got saved by the federal courts. And now what does he even mean they don't have a court order? He doesn't own this shit anymore. It's not his. Someone else bought it. It's unsurprising though that Alex would be a little baby and make Star Wars references

right down to the last second. Yeah. Where's your court order? I felt the need to make mine just in honor of it, really. Like, that's... I felt like the first thing he was gonna do is, we're in the Death Star, we're the bad guys in this story. Yeah.

Or quote Baron Harkonnen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. One of the other like, oh, we are the bad guys being defeated right now. So it was like, oh, all right. That's where we're at. So I, um, I just think that there's something uninspired about the, where's your court order. Yeah. I feel like that's almost muscle memory. There's not a lot behind it. It's that's, that's what you get from him early morning. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Absolutely. You got to give him, man, I'm not gonna judge.

If you come at me at 7.30, you win. I have no defenses, I have nothing. So yeah, I imagine that it's not gonna be a good day. So the Stop the Steal movement did not really get to get moving in the election because Trump won. Right. But there's still, I mean, maybe something else was rigged. OK.

Maybe this auction was rigged. All right. I'm going to be very calm about this. I'm going to be very judicious about this. I'm going to lay out the facts for everybody. And here's the best place to start. I am exercising at 7.27 this morning. the bank. I'm going to be talking about the bankruptcy auction sale. Exercising at

7 27 this morning. And I got a call from my Company representatives, lawyers, accountants that are meeting with the U. S. Trustee Chris Murray. Here in Austin, Texas about the. Bankruptcy auction the the the

the the the the the the the the

the the the highest bidder. We're going to go from a public auction to one bid from each better. There were three betters. I'm told. And. The highest bid is final, but we reserve the right to take a lower bit. About moving the

goalposts and I said right there fixes in or not. Who are the good guys are working with aren't even be able to buy it no matter how much money we have. Because again, the Sandy Hook Democrat Party lawyers set in court and set in mediations. And I can talk about that because they said it outside of mediation. We don't want money. We want him shut down. You've seen all those clips of playing again in the moment.

So this isn't about money. The court cases were rigged. The judges both found me guilty by default, said it didn't give discovery. None of that was true. Then they had show trials, HBO all script scripted, PR firms ran it all, the FBI created the lawsuits, the CIA was involved. That's all come out. It's all come out. It's on record. So, I mean, a lot of this show obviously is just him over and over again talking about how wrong T's been. Yeah. So it's, it is a little bit boring. Yeah. It gets incessant at a lot of points. And, I don't know, is it the best use of time? I mean, take the day.

Take, you lost, you've demonstrably lost, so take the L, take the day, go to a spa. You know, like, hey, everybody's thinking you're supposed to be all stressed out and this is the worst day of your life. Zig. Hey, everybody's thinking you're supposed to be all stressed out and this is the word say your life zig You absolutely can't I think when you're Alex because you need the I I'm being dragged out of the studio moment fair. You want that very badly. You're you're coming in and Preempting Harrison's show because it would be a fucking bummer if the globalist drag Harrison out of the studio Yeah, that would be a bummer. That would be a fucking bummer if the globalists drag Harrison out of the studio. Yeah, that would be a bummer. That would be a bummer.

Yeah, so Alex needs to be in that chair to precipitate that moment that he really wants. Right. And so, you know, just fill time. Just talk about your plight until something happens. You gotta stage it. Yeah. You gotta stage it.

You should've. Right, cause they're gonna take you off air before they actually do the stuff. You should have, right? Because they're going to take you off air before they actually do the stuff. You'd think, right? You'd think. So it's all rigged. Everything's rigged. Couldn't have won this auction if you wanted to. It's no good. It's a deep state. So Alex is going to appeal the auction. Okay, great. So wait, what? 729. Can you do that? The meeting had just ended

and my representative said, yeah, exactly what you said just happened. They are coming to the studios now and they are going to order it shut down. I said, will the court order? And they said, no, technically because he's the trustee over your personal bankruptcy and you own him for wars.

He can, has some claim to that, but the other bidders that filed who were told they were entering that's a big issue. And so that's a big issue. And so obviously because he's the trustee over your personal bankruptcy, you know, in force, he can have some claim to that. But the other bidders that filed. Who were told they were entering when they put in

sealed bids months ago, a public auction and could bid up if they needed to. Had major claims and can put an emergency injunctions and put this before the judge Lopez that is been really, really concerned about what he saw with the last trustee. And so that's going on right now with the group that I was open to working with coming into my infowars, but they never even told me what they were bidding. None of that information because that's how the regulations work.

Yeah, so I totally didn't know anything about that. So yeah, apparently the Alex can't appeal anything, but he can try and get these other people who bid to complain about it like they didn't have a fair shot Right in the auction the people he's not actually affiliated with in any way. There's just interested parties Yeah, yeah, he calls them my guys the good guys But they're separate from him so you know that you don't need to worry about there and being any kind of collusion There's rules. Yeah. Yeah So I don't think this is gonna work. I think this is sad and

Whatever. Yeah, but what do you expect from him? Like it's just another way that he thinks that he can delay be a problem for people create a some sort of a Hey, no rule says the dog can't play basketball kind of moment. Yeah. Watched Air Bud the other night. Did you? Yeah.

Really? Yep. How was it? It's been a long time since I've seen it. It's too long. Too long? Dog doesn't play basketball for the first like three quarters of the movie.

Do you know what I honestly think now remembering Air Bud? I wish it was Teen Wolf. Hmm. That movie also is all about trauma So the onion bought info wars So we may never know ultimately who what all the bids were sure now

It just broke my phone's blowing up Steve Bannon everybody calling the Trump folks calling saying oh, yeah It's in the news that the Connecticut people got it yeah the onion newspaper came in with the money at their direction they admit that the Democratic Party and they bought it and when my representatives asked Chris Murray an hour ago okay was, was it the bigger bid? He said he's a lawyer. It was competitive. Now this is supposed to all be made public. So now I'm going to learn what the good guys bid. I still don't know. And then we're going to learn supposedly what they bid or are we maybe they're going to say that secret because that's par for the course. So to be totally clear, I don't know anything about the bids that were placed or even how

many bidders there were. I can't do anything with the claim that Alex is trying to make except to underline a few things to help illustrate the things that he's trying to imply without proof. He claims that the trustee in this case, Christopher Murray, was asked if the onions bid was the highest and that he replied that it, quote, was competitive. This is not an answer to the question, but Alex is relaying this alleged quote as a way of asserting that the winning bid was, in fact, not the highest. If we assume that it's possible that a lower bid was accepted, Alex has not demonstrated

this, but he's pretending that he's proven it already. He's doing this because Alex is the world's biggest victim. Everything is being done to him and everyone has it out for him because he's the only person who can do psychic warfare against the devil. It would be kind of disempowering for him to just morale around the place. But yeah, I don't know if this is true. If I understand what I read correctly, then I believe that some of the plaintiffs put up some of their share or whatever of the settlement as part of it, which I think is amazing because the plan was to never actually pay that money, right? And he wasn't going to have enough money to ever pay that money anyways. So in like a longer term sense, that money wasn't real.

You know, like it was never going to become physical money that you could spend. But because it's still technically real, they used that invisible fake money that was never going to become real money that you could spend to buy his place, which I think is very fascinating considering he's the person who's like, ah, we should never have made the Fed. Perhaps he's got a point. Yeah. Yeah. He's accidentally, uh, coming to his own defense. There you go. Um, yeah, that is, that is an interesting thing. I don't fully understand all of the dynamics of that, but I do think that every single auction, they reserve the right to not accept certain

bids. Like if somebody is clearly operating from a place of like fraudulent intent, or if like the highest bidder is ISIS, like you don't have to accept the bid. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like in general, a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy is fine. It happens. And I think it's probably standard boilerplate of like every auction. Yeah, I mean hey you're you're participating in our auction It's not like you can you would be stealing it if you could just take it mm-hmm Yeah, you're just paying a lot to steal something yeah, you're just at what all the money is oh man You just blew my mind so airbud. Yeah, no tell me boy Alex I get a real sense from him that he is doing some

Coordinating with the other bidders. Oh, yeah, I get I get there's just a vibe that you get you think maybe he's a Little involved interesting two months ago people qualified for the auction yet to show them your credit, show them bank accounts, put down money. They sign a contract. The folks I was going to work with, I've worked with for many years, they're great patriots and very good at business. I tell them, I go watch last minute, they'll change the rules. Their lawyers like, no way you can't do that. That's not how this works. This is transparent. Monday afternoon, they get a call at two o'clock. I get a call at three. They're told the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the on the 13th to put in a final

bid. I guess so folks could look at what the good guys have put in them. That's speculation, but that's pretty obvious. And my view that's one plus one equals to deduction. My dear Watson. That's what I think is probably

going on. 99% chance. But we're not alleging that we're just saying these be investigated and. Wait what? Then at 10 30, they opened the beds yesterday. And then we get told last night, you'll learn in the morning. And I put out a post on X saying, we've been told we'll learn in the morning. So I tell my lawyers, everybody, I said, okay, well, they're gonna come in the morning

with no money paid, no wired, no contracts, no nothing. We'd been told that the group I was working with was able to win the bed, which we knew would never happen. I knew that, and I said that on air, that it would take one month for that process to go through that the trustee and everybody would still be in charge for one month. So if the good guys buy it, they get it in a month.

If the bad guys get it, they get it instantly with no paperwork, no money wired, no nothing because they're the Democratic Party. So outrageous. That's outrageous. It's not outrageous. You need to know a lot about the goings on of the good guys. It's going to take us probably about a month to convince the government that we are not actually you. So we won't be able to convince the government that we are not actually you. So we won't be able to just give it all back to you right away. We have to lay low for a while.

You know after you murder a guy you got to leave the country for a while until the heat dies down? That's about that month for us Alex. So we'll buy your place again. Don't worry there's no consequences coming your way. Yeah, just be cool. Just be cool. Yeah that month is the be cool month.

Don't say we're quote unquote the good guys. That's a bad move. So also where you said what when Alex was saying, we're not alleging this. Yeah. He was doing that because he has to be really careful when he's talking about the idea that these rules were changed and it needs to be investigated, but he's not alleging it. Yeah. Because he would, I think, be accusing the auction company of a crime. Yeah.

I think that he would be like, uh, possibly slandering 360 asset advisors, which is the group that held the auction. No matter what he says, the terms of the auction clearly say that quote, 360 and the chapter seven trustee reserve all rights to modify timing and sale process as necessary and at their sole discretion in conformity with the court order. Anyone who's going to participate in this auction agreed to the term so even if all of Alex's dome complaints are true he's just yelling at the wall. The legal document filed on September 27th announcing Alex's auction says, quote, Please take further

notice that the trustee intends to conduct the IP assets auction, at which time he will consider qualifying bids submitted to the trustee and his professionals by and pursuant to the order beginning on November 13th, 2024 at 1030 a.m. through Trans on three sixties selected online auction platform. The trustee would consider bids starting at 1030. That doesn't say that there would be a back and forth bidding session that would start then and go till five or whatever Alex imagines. The deadline to get qualified was November 8th. Then you if you were accepted, you could enter bids. The posting about this auction literally says quote, bidders submitting bids. The posting about this auction literally says, quote,

bidders submitting bids deemed competitive by the bankruptcy trustee and auctioneer may be invited to participate in a round of live over bidding. They may, but it doesn't say that they will. Right. Alex can cry foul all he wants, but he's just whining. That same notice from September 27th also says, quote, please take further notice that the trustee reserves the right to modify the procedures for bidding and auctions and or to terminate discussions with any potential bidder at any time. He has nothing to appeal here and there's no court avenue to go down. This is all just bluster and him trying to waste people's time even more than he already has. It's just sad.

It's important to keep in mind because it has been difficult considering his position within the company and its continued existence. But he did no longer own Infowars for the longest time. He has already not owned Infowars for a long time. It's been under the trustees' control. Well yeah. So he couldn't have been like, no, I'm not selling. He doesn't own. Yeah. There's that sort of middle ground of you don't technically own this. It's in the

estate or whatever. Yeah. Exactly. And the control of the estate is in the hands of the trustee. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So you still can't be like, oh, they sold it out for money. No, you did not own it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. You don't be like oh they sold it out for money. No you did not own it mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you didn't you didn't have you don't have rights that are being violated

You're not the boss of anyone no and the other people who were bidding the good guys. Yeah They all agreed to the terms of the auction in order to participate and there's nothing to do here right there's no it's Absurd yeah, if you get thrown out of a bar, it's probably your fault. Probably? Yeah, yep. So Alex begins to read the press release that was put out by The Onion.

Although it is good to remember that Onion press releases are often fake. What? Yeah. Is that like a thing that they do? Yeah, they're joke. When did this start? They're joke people.

And then there is The Onion with here's why you decided to buy info wars and it's just absolutely ridiculous no enforce is not founded in 99 it was found in 2000 i mean in 1997 just all this is pure crap so you didn't buy info wars info wars belongs to the people mr. Onion Absolutely Absolutely so so chase says be ready for them to come now They're running around out there right now right outside the studio studio. Oh man, the forces of evil are outside the studio working for Mr. Onion.

So I don't feel like Alex is selling this well. The people who are coming to take him out are inside the building and about to enter the studio. Chase has given him this warning. But in terms of audio theater, this is falling flat. There isn't a feeling from Alex of trying to make the most of these last minutes It really kind of feels like let's get on with this so I can start my show from the fake company studio already

Yeah, he has no leg to stand on here. He's just kind of wasting his own time, but he can't leave right It has to be taken yes So that tension is pretty funny. Yes, just like sit there and wait patiently until somebody kicks you out and I think that the thing you would do if you were Alex and you were a sincere person Yeah, is you would cover the fucking news. That's really important. Yep. What's going on in the face of being shut down? You would do your fucking job exactly. Yep. And until they take you off the air, you're going to really get into the weeds about Trump's picks for cabinet positions.

And you're going to talk about how great Elon Musk is from our first moment to our last moment. We gave you what you asked. Yeah. I'm going to be dragged out of here yelling about chimeras. Damn it. Yep. But no, it's just mostly like, like, my lawyers are totally gonna complain.

Yeah, my dad will beat up your dad. I mean, I don't know if there's anything super inherently funny in any media company buying another company, but now that I've heard him say Mr. Onion, it's very funny. Yeah, I'm on board. I think that what happened there is that Alex is reading the fake press release, and he realizes pretty fast that it's very funny. Yeah, I'm on board. I think that what happened there is that Alex is reading the fake press release Yeah, and he realizes pretty fast that it's a joke Yeah, and so he doesn't read much he sees the 1999 and decides to just launch off at that point Yeah, but he saw the name of the fake owner and couldn't pronounce it. Yeah, I think that's what happened

And so he was just like mr. Oh, mr. Onion strikes again Yeah, so he he has some other things that he sort of skimmed from this this press release. So the onion owner says he did this because I claimed their Satanism in the world. So it's basically solo and scheme. You know, don't tell people that there's God in the devil. So it's always it always goes back to the same thing. Yeah, man. So Alex has seen this fake press release that the Onion put out titled, Here's Why I Decided to Buy Infowars, written by fake onion owner Bryce P. Tetritor, which says, quote, founded in 1999 on the heels of a satanic panic and growing steadily ever since, Infowars has

distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. It's hard to tell if he knows fully that this is a joke article, but he has some kind of, like, some, there's some kind of alert that he has in his mind to not take this really seriously, but then claim that the part about the Satanism is right. Right. So I just think that this is a good kind of microcosm of, you know, like this is a joke press release. Alex is saying that the guy at the Onion said that he bought it because Alex says there's Satanism, which is based on him just skimming this fake press release, seeing the word Satanic

Panic and then going from there It's the same thing with like, you know, there was that joke article about like a woman who? Sexually enjoyed getting abortions and Alex couldn't tell that that was satire. Yeah, and so to the audience It's real and he acts as if it's real. Yeah, and so that's what he's doing with this You know, they're attacking me for Satanism about the right joke article. Right. I think even he feels like it's a wash though. You know, like they're not being serious. I'm not actually serious. We're just kind of it's a wash. I'll just say whatever. Yeah. On multiple points later when Owen comes in,

he's talking about how like, you know, they're a joke site. You're putting a joke on a joke. And I agree with him. That which is content is essentially a joke. And you're making a joke on top of that, which is strange. But he's talking about is the system is a joke. So a joke site buying them, that's a joke on a joke. Man, they are bad at this. Yeah. Yeah. So I think they're also, well, maybe not.

Maybe they're actually good at coordinating with the good guys. Interesting. I doubt that. You're seeing headlines, Infowars sold. Onion wins the bid. Onion wins. Alex Jones, Infowars, and bankruptcy auction. They changed it at the last minute. They won't let us know what's going on. It was all sealed, and they said it was, quote, competitive. the the

the the the the the the the the

the the the trustee, they know that. And they know, but again, the proviso to buy it was before you get the money before we wire it before the judge approves it, we want it shut down. They want that power to crucify us. You'll see how that works out for you. And that's the archetype. I'm not comparing myself to Jesus, but the archetype is this time at this exact moment. And so that's what's happening here. So this is a big deal take the live feed from real Alex Jones Rob do is sitting there nodding. Yeah a little bit

So Alex's lawyers are in coordination with the other bidders to the extent that they're Communicating to the US trustee on behalf of these other bidder. This doesn't seem like a great arrangement. Sure. I mean, you'd think that like, but see, that's the thing about lawyers is that you can be there close to them physically, pay them, have them be your friends and know you and have been long been your retainer and yet still be legally distinct from them whenever they work in your behalf. Isn't that crazy? You know, what's really nuts is when your, uh is when your lawyer also hosts a show on your network. It is weird. It's almost like that shouldn't even be okay.

Well, it wasn't. But that was just a ratings issue. So Alex, at this point, I guess is just whatever. Fine. We've been building up this other business behind the scenes. Yeah. But he said something in this next clip that I thought was really funny. So we have been doing all this behind the scenes with our great backers and sponsors. And we got major backers that were also just waiting to see what happened here. But our main backers are you. Because I know when I get the support, I can't be compromised. I can't be threatened. I can't be bought off.

I can't be intimidated. Our backers are great, but like Tony Montana says, who do I trust me? Who put this together? Me. And so, and that means the whole family and the crew. Does it. Good save. And the listeners.

Does it though? It is a distinct honor To be here in defiance of the tyrants I mean look i've not had chris murray come in here And tell me to my face get off the air. I've not had them tell me the authority Please do that, please. Mr. Murray. I've said over and over again, please come here Tell me I have to get up there We'll put it on when someone comes and explains this to me, people will think I'm cool. How this is working.

And when the folks we're working with that have standing. I'm treading fucking water here and no one has told me to get off air. Please, someone, for God's sakes, I cannot jump off the bridge. I need you to push me. Exactly. I need you to push me exactly. Yeah, there's such a dynamic of that that he's kind of accidentally Revealing of himself all these people are gonna hang me. They're gonna pull this no they're gonna hang me I swear to god could somebody please Somebody pull the news come on come on. I'm not gonna hang myself. What am I an idiot so Alex?

Knew that this was how things were going to go down and that Thursday morning was going to be the end. Right. At least he claims. Sure. And he claims that they had a fucking three hour meeting about this and how on Thursday everyone was going to be all hands on deck because we were going to kick in that second studio that we have.

Sure. And this next clip is really funny because Alex is totally not mad at Rob do that. No one did that. Now, at least this US trustee is here and I probably should go talk to him right now. Yeah. Are you planning on doing your show here today? Or are we going to? Well, you know, that was my point. Yeah. Set of chickens with our heads cut off. That's why I said all three crews here at, you know, ready to go at 8 a.m. So the Right, but if we can't we immediately segue without even a hiccup that our enemies want right over into the transmission with gigantic ginormous massive audiences

We'll have a hundred million people watching by tonight millions are already watching right show this crew stays here Everyone else who was already supposed to be there. I'm not mad, but we had the meeting for three hours. Gets over there and gets that fired up and ready in case and I'm there at now potentially. So we wargamed it. That's why we had a wargame. I love it. Love everybody. Love everybody. I don't know if he physically understands this concept. They do not work for him anymore Well Rob do does well, I guess Rob Alex has said under oath that he doesn't right, but Rob do you know there are people I?

Feel like in fantasy stories. Yeah, like if you save I don't know some sort of a wood creature sure sure sure they'll owe you there Oh charge our banks there you there. Oh Jar Jar Binks There you go owes a life debt do is it do is a big yeah, okay? All right? He doesn't work for alex, but he owes alex his life in some way alex From something I got you and so he works for him. Oh is he gonna be a senator someday then? Uh do yeah, that's how binks went. wouldn't count on it boy, but it's trouble You know I do think that in the same way that Jar Jar Binks and his foolishness gave way to the rise of the Empire sure

Baby, Rob dude has a spiritual. I you know you might be right so I just I like moments like that It's always fun when Alex is not mad Not mad at all not matter. I just don't know why everybody who isn It's always fun when Alex is not mad. Not mad at all. Not mad at all. I just don't know why everybody who isn't gonna get paid after the end of this week, and I didn't show up and do whatever I told them to do. And I do think, I do think that there's something

that's very telling about that. And that is that they had a three hour meeting about this. Yeah. And no one did it. Nope. No one believed Alex. Nope. If they had this meeting and Alex is like, this is exactly what they're gonna do. I know their moves. No one did it. Nope. No one believed Alex. Nope. If they had this meeting and Alex is like, this is exactly what they're going to do.

I know their moves. No one did it. Yeah. So maybe Alex says we're going to be shut down on Thursday every week. I mean, if it's, if it was a three hour meeting, uh, and you knew they were getting shut down, I would be like, I mean, they must be hourly because I'm not being there for the whole three hours. Man, I don't need that.

I would give so there for the whole three hours, man. I don't need that. I would give so much For that meeting. Yeah, I would like a recording of yeah 100% if it went three hours I just can't even imagine I want the minutes. I want it all yeah No, I want to see what Daria. I want to see what wild-ass shit Daria said it's funny You should bring her up shit because she's about to make a guest of what yeah Said it's funny. You should bring her oh shit cuz she's about to make a guest of what yeah, she comes in After Rob do has been scolded yeah, and told to get the other studio up and running dick

Daria comes in to tell Alex that the websites are going down Guys call Steve Bannon for me. I want to get him on right now Yes All right, come on in here and tell me. You don't have to be on. Just put a mic over there. You don't have to be on TV. One of the producers. Come here. Come in

here and just put the microphone on this table. You can talk over there from the corner. It's okay. No, we're gonna do it here. Uh they won't put you on screen. You don't know TV. Okay So go ahead. You're not gonna be on TV. Don't go ahead and tell people what's going on. Yeah, so go ahead. You're not going to be on TV. Go ahead and

tell people what's going on. Yeah, so we just got word that they're working right now and shutting down in fours dot com and banned. What specifically were you told? Yeah, so they're working on shutting it down momentarily so I could happen in

any any moment right now. So folks, yeah, go there if you if you want to download it specifically told you that I got word from the the the the the the the the the

the the the the I'm going to go over there and I'm going to nicely and friendly say that, oh, well, the last time the US trustee tried this, the judge fired him. You claim you have the authority. Maybe you do. It's going to be for a court hearing. So I believe you should not be calling up the internet service providers and telling

them to shut us off. Oh, you're going to go very nicely tell somebody this. I believe that. I think Daria Alex must have saved her life too. Yeah, that's the only thing that makes sense. Yeah, she's she's not going anywhere. She's got strong like Indiana Jones short round vibes like something happened there because you should not be hanging around anymore.

Yeah, there's a there's a time to she has the good sense to be like, I don't want to be on camera. Yeah, there's a there's a time to... she has the good sense to be like, I don't want to be on camera. Yeah, exactly. That's a good instinct, but not the good instinct to just get out. If I was, if I was, I was just listening to that going like, oh man, if I was Blake in IT, I'd be like, do not put my name out. I'm going to need to look for a new job. And somebody's now looking for Blake's in IT. And I don't want any part of that. No, the joke is his name is like Ian. He gave him a fake name. Yeah that would be smart. That's the smart way to go. So Alex you heard in that last clip he's like I want to fucking talk to Bannon. Absolutely. I gotta get Steve

Bannon in here. He'll solve this problem. So he calls up Bannon. Alright. Who ends up being the last guest ever. Oh. On Infowars All right. But also Alex calls him on his personal phone and doesn't tell him immediately that he's on air. That's a good way to go. I'd like to try to get him on. He might even be on air right now, but let me see if he answers. Also call Roger Stone, we should get him on

here at the last transmission. So that's what I said 40-something minutes ago. I said, you know, they'll start pulling the plug. Dude, what the fuck is this story here? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Steve. I'm live. Can I please have them pull your Skype right now and get you on?

They're pulling the plug right now. What the fuck? What do we call it? Here's my producer right now. Okay guys play. This is why play play in full words lives forever while I figure this out. Go to a clip. Here we go. Yeah. What the fuck Alex? Oh my God. That's that's nice. That's a great way to go. Well, I think there's a very heartening thing there and that is that Bannon will answer Alex's calls.

That's true. So hey good on them I mean, you know, it's kind of the day though, you know, what the fuck is the story? Yeah, that that's that could have gone a number of directions. Yep, if Alex hadn't have yelled I'm on air Yep, what the fuck is this story sounds very frustrated in a way that suggests see thought things would go differently Yeah, maybe. It's hard to read. I think there's... Yeah, that's true.

It probably is like, hey, how are you doing? What's going on with this? This is crazy times. Sure. But who knows? We'll never know what Bannon's real reaction was. Yeah, that would be nice. So I was surprised,

because Alex gets Bannon on the phone. Yeah. And he getsannon on the phone. Yeah. And he gets him on guest style. Uh-huh. And proceeds to rant at him for five minutes straight. That's a great idea. And there was a part of me that was like, I'm just going to play all this rant, because it will never end.

Yeah. And I sat there and I was like, shut the fuck up. You have Steve Bannon on the other end of this phone. This is rude. Right. Shut up. It is rude. But I decided I'd only play a part of it. They filed months ago in federal court to own the name Alex Jones. If they were able to buy it, they tried to get it that day with the judge.

Real quick. This is like three minutes into what is supposed to be. Introduction for. Right. Right. Right. They actually filed in federal court the U.S. three minutes into what is supposed to be an introduction for right, right, right. They actually filed in federal court, the US trustee with the democratic party law firms that they said, quote, the 13th amendment against indigent servitude and slavery does not apply to Mr. Jones. That's it applies even more to public figures. They said they own my likeness. I did not sign a 360 record deal like Prince did with Sony where they did own his name. You can contract away your rights, but I never did. Uh, it's absolutely in a front, 100% ridiculous to giant power grab. The judge shut that down and said, no, I'm not giving you his name and stuff. And really, and real Alex Jones on X that's his private account. And the judge stopped that. But they wanted that in the

takeover that just happened they said because their mission is to shut us down to silence us I have a short compilation if we have time it's three minutes long of them saying that in Connecticut and Texas in the rig court cases where I was found guilty by judges in default and they had show trials literally scripted and run by HBO with scripts in the judge's hands just and I went there to expose it with show trials didn't realize it was a complete show trial the likes of which the show. I'm not going to tell you what. I'm not going to tell you what. I'm not going to tell you what. I'm not going

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gonna cut the power. Uh, so that's where we are. Any minute the power will be cut off. Um, there's a few little surprises there, but I'm going to stop right there. Because we've been anticipating this because we're not naive. We know the enemy we're up against. We're not stupid. Did you booby trap the fuse box? Is there an IED? I would I would honestly, I would I would be a little disappointed if there were no booby traps. You know what I mean? Maybe not lethal. I don't want were no booby traps. You know what I mean? Maybe not lethal one

I don't want any lethal booby traps. I feel like there should be you should be a little fun with your fucking info Yeah, exactly have at least one like false tile that leads to like a big hand Flying down and slapping somebody in the face that'd be great Yeah, or or like you open the fuse box and if you don't do it right the floor falls out Yes, like you don't fall into a pit, but maybe like a slide That'd be great that goes into a little pool or maybe you don't want to get people wet I would even accept like you press it. I like that

I would even go with like a you press you do it wrong and do the wrong sequence and it starts a little timer and Then it goes down to zero and then like a little flag says bang Mm-hmm, that would be great. That would be alright. Yeah Here's why I don't like that you don't like the cartoonish element of it. No, okay, it's because the timer You could run away The payoff is not guaranteed of the band flag fair enough You're imagining that they're gonna sit there and try and diffuse this You'd have to trap them somehow if you want the bang flag to really pay off You're imagining that they're gonna sit there and try and defuse this as opposed to just running away. Well, obviously. You'd have to trap them somehow if you want the bang flag to really pay off.

Okay, so we... If the floor drops... Right, right, right. We do the floor and then we combine the two of them. You could do that. Yeah. The floor dropping, it forces them into a new reality. Whereas...

We really need to get into the minutia of booby trapping. Well, look, the alternative is recognizing Alex just will not shut the fuck up. Oh man. I hate to be, how can I be in a position where I'm like, let Bannon speak? I think it is just a testament to the type of day it is that we are how many years into this? Almost a thousand episodes into this and I think this might be the first time where I've truly felt you going like I want To cut you off. Yeah, just shut up shut you up, sir It's I feel it very strongly. Yeah

Especially just because it's like this is your this is your LMO right? Yeah, right? This is it This is just not how you want to go fantasy Yeah, and what are you doing you're rambling it at banning about nonsense you're blowing it you're blowing But he's trying to heighten things with they're gonna turn off the power any minute sure which No one has asked him to get off air yet apparently yeah, so he's got to make this interesting somehow I guess so now they're gonna turn off the power okay, and he's got to make this interesting somehow. I guess. So now they're going to turn off the power. Okay. And he's like, Hey, Bannon, should I make them turn off the power? Yeah. Should I get out of here? What? Yeah. Dumb question. Yeah. I want to get back to us. I don't know how much time you have, but I wanted to get your

take on this. What you think I should do. Um, can I let them Buffalo and bluff me out of the building? Uh, or just force them to cut the power? No, absolutely. No, force them to cut the power. Alex Jones, the only way Alex Jones and Infra Wars can leave the air is in a dramatic goth of Damaran, right? Make them cut it.

Make them cut, make them force them. Let's get the camera on them and go in there and see what these guys are all tough guys when they don't have cameras in their faces. Steve is really cutting to the heart of the matter here. Yeah. Nothing short of Alex leaving the studio in a body bag is going to be satisfying for the storyline that he's built up. If he leaves without the power being cut or some kind of really dramatic blow up ending,

it's going to be dull. Alex's enemies are supposed to be demons who are frothing at the mouth and eager to destroy him. So it feels kind of stupid if they're just like, oh yeah, take your time, finish up your show, who cares? Alex is on air at Infowars for another hour after this point before he makes the decision to bail to his backup studio, presumably because Rob Do had gotten the crew together over there by that point and they were ready to go. Bannon is right though. Alex needs to force them to shut the power and carry him out of there because that's

the only ending that's gratifying and satisfying for Alex's persona. Yeah. And sadly it does not end up that way and it's pretty anticlimactic. Yeah. Yeah. I mean in Airheads they play their final concert in prison, you know, and everybody loves it because they've gone through the other side. They didn't like just go home.

That would suck. That would be a terrible movie. Well, what if they had somebody boot up another studio for them to run away to? I mean, I guess that would be a sequel, which would make it a terrible movie. Yeah, I don't think the climax of the movie works if no one cares that they're at the radio station. That's the thing you somebody has to give a shit Otherwise, you're just in an abandoned building. Yeah, you're just alone in So Bannon, you know, he comes from film Sure, he's a movie producer. That's true in the day, you know, and so he's trying to produce a movie here, right?

He's telling Alex you got to make them turn off the power. Absolutely. You're Alex fucking Jones. Do you understand your character? Absolutely. So he's also like, alright, you got the globalists in your, the storm troopers and the empire is inside the base. Oh, I shouldn't have called Steve Bannon. Go and tape them, you asshole.

They're not actually, that's probably illegal. I understand Bannon, but I think that's actually probably a legally questionable thing to do. Well, it doesn't stop Bannon from insisting. That's what he needs to do And Alex very gently dodges. Yeah having to follow through I imagine so and so let's force them force them to shut it down Force them to shut it force them to pull the frickin plug on it and pull the frickin plug on global TV The only way this is gonna stop is when you stop it. It's not going to be you you're not going to stop it by being nice. You're not going to stop it by just rolling over. The only way it's going to stop is you must stop

it and you can stop it right now. Have your team walk in there say pull the freaking plug we're a boy on national. The last photo you show is those guys pulling the plug on on Infowars and Alex Jones. Let the whole world see it, sir. Absolutely. We just got another 100,000 followers at Real Alex Jones in the last 20 minutes. Everybody's to follow us at Real Alex Jones and at the backup, they're trying to take that at AJN Live.

It seems to be clear where his focus is. So he doesn't go and confront these people and get a camera in their face. And then conveniently, they leave. So they're gone. So he can't even go and get a camera in their face. And then conveniently they leave. So they're gone. So he can't even go and get a camera. So it's not that he's not gonna do it. They've just left. Yeah.

But then maybe they are coming back at some point. I don't know. It's a convoluted mess. Yeah. But Alex, he has his time with Bannon. And I think, you know, fuck Steve Bannon he sucks. I disagree with him about a great deal. But I do agree with him on one thing and that is his take is correct that Alex needs to

have a blow up. Yeah movie producing is a lot easier than politics. There needs to be something exciting here. Alex Jones does not go off the air walking out of the studio, right? and unfortunately Yeah, I mean he's gonna go off the air walking out of the city cuz it's not a thing. You know, it's not it's not a real mmm, it's like you they let it go until it became the pretend world and now we're like

Okay at the end of a basketball game Like a professional basketball game whenever the buzzer goes off and the lights go out, people start to leave, you know? Like, it doesn't matter if you're still arguing. Even if you're right, the game's over. They'll talk about it tomorrow. They'll figure it out tomorrow, because the game's over, man. Yeah. The time to argue a call happened way back when. Everybody's home. You know? It's over. Yeah, you think that you have some kind of a technicality that's gonna get you another free throw or whatever.

No, lights are off. Everyone just doesn't give a shit, dude. Nope, too late, lights are off. So Alex does, I guess, try to go negotiate a free throw or something, because he goes off the air for a bit, and Harrison and Owen take over. And Harrison complains that the people who are taking them out are not Jack Buddhist enough.

Yeah, it's fair. It's one of those things where it's like I would rather I'd rather be shut down by jack booted Nazis than this glib grinning condescending petulant people at the onion. They wrote a article where it's like, yes, we're now going to be talking about a Bigfoot and UFOs and all of this stuff. Nobody who's watched Infowars in the past eight years really cares or comes here to hear about UFOs or Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. I mean, these people are living in some sort of deluded fantasy. See, that's funny because Harrison saying that he'd rather be shut down by jackbooted thugs

kind of undercuts how Alex and Steve Bannon spent the last half hour roleplaying as if they were currently being shut down by jackbooted thugs. Kind of accidentally reveals how much of this is just theatrics. But more importantly, I don't know if the Onion said they were going to talk about UFOs and Bigfoot, but if they did, then I agree with Harrison that his audience doesn't tune in to hear about silly stuff like that. They tune in to hear about demons and how his idiot boss is a psychic. That's what they tune in for.

They tune in for the real shit. Yeah, that's the problem with it being a wash, you know? Like Harrison, you have nothing to say. And you're totally right like if you I would rather no you're not understanding where you live you live in infowars if you would rather just act like it's happening sure yeah I would rather we were being taken out by Jack Booted no you are being taken out by Jack Booted thought everyone else has already been pretending exactly you're what are you doing you're way off yeah yeah yeah because that that's not happening yes of course it's not happening and Harris

yeah yeah so he sucks yeah he's a little dweeb yeah so Alex comes back I honestly I could not give a single shit about them talking about how the great Infowars is and how this is a victory and all this. Oh, it's a victory now I don't care sure about Owen and Harrison rationalize a great Alex comes back towards the end of Harrison's time Yeah, let's say about 1030 Central sure it's about half hour before his show is supposed to start. Oh and you know, he's a No one's pulled the plug. And it's a little very... Very anti-climactic.

All right. So this could be the last minute of me on air out of these studios for the last 16 years. Or this one. In full wars for 27 of it on air, 30 and a half years. Follow us right here at Real Alex Jones on X at AJN Live. the the the the the

the the the the the the the the I knew it. They don't even deny it now. A lower bid was allowed to have the assets. No amount of money that we would have brought forward with our folks

we're working with would have been there. And I told the crew that I told them they would have a shutdown Thursday morning. And so this was expected by me. And that's what this is. So feels like a 26. And I'm about to sign off here we'll you know run some clips and things to fill up the time here and then in about 20 No, 33 minutes from now if you're watching on the streams that were all Jones and the streams at AJ and live

You will see me out of the new studio. Yeah, no one barged in and there wasn't anything fun that happened. No one pulled the plug. And so I'm going to go over to the new studio and we'll just kill some time with some, I don't know, we'll play some videos over here and then you can find my show on the other thing because nothing happened and this is underwhelming. Brutal. Yeah.

Brutal. This is the thing, I don't know what it is. I guess maybe it's just, maybe it's just somewhere in my heart, you know? Just the show, just the idea of the show, you know? If you're Alex and this is, you gotta know that it's not gonna go down like you want it to. It's not like they live. There's not going to be, there's not gonna go down like you want it to it's not like they live there's not going to be there's not going to be jackbooted

thugs well I think that he thinks his life is a movie is a movie and so he's he has the scene in mind that he wants from the movie and reality is not providing that for him right but and most of the things in his life that are like a movie are like a movie because like he's they're edited together in clip packages Exactly and stuff like in the moment. It's not actually like a movie exactly He's rewritten upon himself this history of these things that are like movies happen to me because he's seen movie trailers about himself, right? Right. Yeah, but what you have here is unique opportunity wherein it is the onion taking over So you filmed a fake the onion taking over thing, right? That's what you do. You stage the whole thing

Yeah, no if Alex was smart at all If he really wanted to do this it would be so easy to false flag a shutdown do this it would be so easy to false flag a shut down pageant or whatever totally and like even if it comes out or immediately comes out they should faking it who cares it's the onion body and bought it exactly right you've won yeah you've won by making whatever you want absolutely yes you double win it's the it's almost as good as booby-trapping the honestly fake your own death Finally someone understands what's going on in this world Now Alex did have an opportunity to like pay off his character in like a big way Yeah, and he he just I think he thought someone was gonna do it for him and then nothing happened

Yeah He just I think he thought someone was gonna do it for him and then nothing happened Yeah I swear if we if we were in that situation and I had a three-hour meeting with that whole meeting would be like What's our what's our movie gonna be? You know, like it would be a plan of what's the action? What's what are we doing here? Not like well when they come for us when they had if they had a three-hour meeting and no one listened Yeah, you better believe there's a four hour meeting coming. Where I yell at everybody about how you need to respect the three hour meetings. If you don't want five hour meetings,

you better enjoy this four hour meeting and pay attention during the three hour meetings. Get that damn other studio booted up so I don't have to waste so much time pretending they're about to turn off the electricity. Oh my God. So Alex wraps things up, signs off in the only way he really knows how.

Yeah. It's all happening right now. So Alex wraps things up, signs off in the only way he really knows how. Yeah. It's all happening right now. History is unfolding and they wanted me off the air long before the election. They tried, they tried, but because you backed us, we stayed on air through seven years of lawfare, almost $80 million they filed in court. They've spent trying to shut us up. They admit it was never about money.

I didn't do any of the things they said I did. The judges find me guilty. It was all a lie. And so we are victorious. That's why we're under attack. We're truthful. We're honorable. And our ancestors, I can guarantee you, are proud of us and they're proud of all of you that have supported. So to continue on, please support our sponsor, thealexjonesstore.com. So to summarize, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, I've been punished for being too good. Go to my fake store.

Please, it should be against the law for him to say our sponsor, the my name store dot com. You know what I was thinking about that? It shows fucking desperation. Like, if you're trying to come up with a business that is not run by you Very easy start any name or any name not your name now The only reason you would use that name is if you're keenly aware that the only way you're gonna get any attention to the store

Is by using your name. Yep And that just that feels desperate. It is it is the most glaring And that just that feels desperate it is it is the most glaring Admission of a lack of substance that you could imagine, you know, like Trump putting his name on all the buildings Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean it at the very least he's he like started from family money You know, like literally once you take away Alex Jones he can't like you can use all the names that have ever been You could even make up words good do bolloo store He can't, like you can use all the names that have ever been. You could even make up words, Gurdubulu store.

You could just do that. But you can only use your name because you have nothing behind it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. All the products are only attractive to anybody because you yell at them about how attractive

these products are. Yep. Did anybody give a fuck about sea moss six months ago? No, and now it's the most important. Biggest most important product there's ever, yeah. Superfood, everyone needs it. Everybody's always needed sea moss.

No one needs bone broth anymore apparently. What was bone broth even for? Shaga mushrooms. I don't know, I just, it's a little bit of a bummer. Yeah. But what do you expect? you know it is it is weird because It's been it's been this combination of a reality TV show Better than something I could write that is also written so poorly

Mm-hmm, you know like every now and again You're like I could never have even imagined that dream and but so poorly. You know, like every now and again, you're like, I could never have even imagined that dream. But most of the time you're like, motherfuckers get to work, do a thing. This is absurd. Yeah, a lot of the time I think it would be wildly irresponsible for Alex to do a better written reality show.

And so I'm glad he doesn't. But in this case You only get to do this like we're going off air thing once I know he's tried to fake it a bunch of times totally but in terms of this someone did buy his business Yep and like that there is a there is a Kind of a before and after mark of that and he really whiffed on the making this count. Treat it a little special.

Yeah, and then he went to the new studio and I was watching that and he's just complaining more and retelling the story of the onion butt, they said no, the auction was rigged. Oh, Sandy Hook case was all rigged against me, woe is me. Champagne bottle smash on the wall, we're christening the new studio,

we'll never be defeated, you can shut one studio down but that doesn't matter, and then you christen another champagne bottle on a wall over there and be like, we'll have studios till the end of time! He did flex for a little bit, so it's kind of the equivalent. There you go. Yeah, but, but yeah, you know, the, the, this is always going to be a bit of a whimper. Yeah. And, you know, we'll see what ends up happening. As it is, you know, we're recording this on Thursday, the same day that this news came out.

Yeah. So a lot of this is still, you know, we're still figuring out what the fuck is even going on. Yeah. The dust settling and the feelings around what could happen, what's going to happen. I don't know. I don't know either. But I'm glad on some level to be on the other side of the election and the auction. Because

those were these two headed chaos balls. And at least now we can see how things are gonna land and maybe we can get to a point where Alex I'll say something interesting other than whining about his own shit. Yeah You know what it feels like it feels like it feels like Now it's our turn. You know, like we've been playing a game and they've been it's all been everybody else's turn We've just been watching stuff happen and now their turn is ended now. It's our turn I don't know what we're gonna do, but it's our turn. Oh, you know, okay You know what I mean? Like like the the election the auction are done

Everybody is at the same spot now. It feels like we're all in a brand new future Yeah, I guess I Don't know I don't know what that means though me neither. I guess we'll all in a brand new future. Yeah, I guess. Um, I don't know what that means though. Me neither. I guess we'll all find out. I guess we will. And we'll be back. Indeed we will. But until then, we have a website. Indeed we do, it's nowtry.com Yup, we'll be back, but until

then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I am the Mysterious Professor. Woo yeah woo yeah woo! And now here comes the sex professor. Woo yeah woo yeah woo! And now here comes the sex robots. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.