Knowledge Fight - Taking A Lil' Breaky
Episode Date: November 20, 2023In this installment, Dan and Jordan enjoy a few clips, talk about why this episode is so short, and let everyone know that they are going to be off this week....
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Oh, indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you. What's your base about today buddy? My bright spot today Jordan is
Z in the mailbox. Oh, yeah in the mailbag mailbag mailbag mailbag
We have a swamp where we can't get the mail fun place to keep mail it preserves dead bodies I've heard and chocolate and chocolate
We got a wonderful
package from Germany. Oh, yeah. Kirsten. Mm hmm. Full of chocolatey wonders. So much chocolate.
I did eat. Okay. So there was a snickers. There was the snickers. That's right. And there
was a German one though. Right. Yeah. Supposedly different. Yeah. I don't think it was different.
I think it was the same. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Well, I think that's it
That's good. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're on a form of the I like check it off the list
Thank you quality control every time I hear you as bad chocolate. I get sad gigantic box of candy
Yes, that is ridiculous. It's gonna kill me probably probably but I appreciate it
Mm-hmm now one of the things that I appreciate the most about this is there were a bunch of ridder sports
And I like ridder sport wide variety of flavors. I enjoy them quite a bit missing the best course cornflake butter biscuit
Those are the two so good so good so fucking good so good
I just imagined that is the real time. So good.
So good.
So yeah, those were the only two that weren't included.
Right.
So I had to supplement them by going out and buying them to add to the stack.
Right.
The little stacky.
Of course.
Um, but one of the things that I found really interesting
is that there is a flavor called Ola Amigos,
crispy banana, and I've not tried this yet.
And I figured why not let you vamp for a minute.
I will try this on air and give my sincere reaction.
You know what, here's what's great about this.
I have a related, not related,
but similar chocolate scenario going on.
All right, so my wife, I tried with scenario going on all right so my wife scenario
scenario
Yes, I do say
I went to I went to buy my wife some chocolate. She's allergic to peanuts, right?
But I love peanuts racist peanut butter cups my favorite thing so I got this like wound up getting like this five pound
Variety bag right you so you got your Hershey's kisses.
I'll try some later.
For the listeners, Dan, offer me a piece.
I will try some later off there.
For some, you know, half of it,
you got your Hershey's kisses.
You got your regular chocolate bars.
The other half, you got your Mr. Good bars.
You got your Reese's piece.
That's got a peanut sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know how many out of this like five pound bag?
Three fun size Mr. Good bars. Three. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how many out of this like five pound bag three
Fun size mr. Goodbars three. That's it out of out of a five pound bag But people read fun size mr. Goodbarn not fans of the good bar mr. Goodbars great
It is great mr. Great bar, but it's it's low on the tier of candy bars
Sure, it's one the people forget exists. Sure.
But, be honest.
But, you put three in there because they're too good.
It's pretty boring.
If I'm being honest,
the not a ton of texture,
the people that don't have that much texture.
Holy shit.
I love a Mr. Goodbye.
Um, so what about almonds?
What about almonds?
I like a good almond.
No, I mean for your wife.
Oh, yeah, she's fine with almonds. So you could have, so you could have an almond joy. Oh, we do the almonds. The case you I like a good almond. No, I mean for your wife. Oh, yeah, she's fine with almonds.
So you could have an almond joy.
Oh, we do the almonds.
The case you feel like a nut.
We do the hazelnuts, walnut nuts, most nuts,
but not peanuts.
All right, because peanuts are legume.
That is true.
All right, so I'm gonna try this crispy banana.
All right, for those of me so phony,
I'm not gonna chew into the mic.
Ola Amigos. Now I ask you this question. The banana suggests that it's Central
American Spanish, right? As opposed to Spain, the country very near to
German Germany, right? All right. Dan is giving me some big looks. Maybe
thinking he shouldn't have shoved the entire piece into his mouth all at once.
Now he's doing some ape of the mouth all at once. Now he's doing some, uh, ape movements.
And Jorgerilla.
Now he's chewing into the mic against his wishes.
Um, it's not great.
It's not great?
No.
Yeah.
It sort of frees dried banana.
That makes sense.
That's how you'd get it, crispy.
Yeah, how else would they?
But in doing so, you lose a little bit of the banana flavor.
There isn't a whole lot of banana going on,
but maybe that's to its benefit.
Can you deep fry banana?
Oh, you can deep fry anything.
Well, I understand you can put anything into a deep fry,
but have you had a deep fry banana?
I have not.
I assume.
I mean, if you can deep fry a stick of butter,
you can deep fry banana.
Or a German Snickers bar.
Or a German Snickers bar, oh man. Speaking of deep frying. Yeah. The other day I did some
frying for the first time in a really long time. In your pan? Yeah no in a
in a in a in a in a in a fryer. Yeah no in a pot. Oh okay so you're full oil
putting it okay. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah I was I was overcome by an urge
to make chili oil. Oh. So I got like the ingredients chopped them up, fried them in the oil, and then
strained it, fried some other stuff in the oil, decision it all up and everything.
And it was an interesting experience because I think it turned out pretty well, but way
too much shallots.
Ah, I don't work with shallots generally.
And then my house smells like shallots for a day and a half.
You have to commit to the shallot.
There's nothing we love to add a little fried shallot on top of a steak.
Get a little texture, get that nice little,
but you're going to smell the shallot for the next for a while.
And I think that it overpowered the chili oil a little bit.
Oh, that's good.
It's quite hot, which I was going for.
Sure.
But then, yeah, the garlic isn't really as much in play
as the the shallot.
Gotta have it.
So I'm going to tweak it.
I got some oil.
Yeah.
And I'm going to I'm going to make another batch.
I like it.
Yeah, so I'm going to maybe do some bespoke chili oils.
I think that's really fun.
I've never made an oil. I've never I've for all the cooking's really fun. I've never made an oil.
I've never, for all the cooking I've done,
I've never reduced an oil.
It was really, really easy in terms of steps.
Yeah.
So that was a pan, then pouring out.
I mean, that's a lot of it.
Yeah.
And then you can do all kinds of other things
to add and accentuate and tweak things.
Sure.
One of the things that I saw a lot of people recommending was the Szechuan peppercorn.
Sure.
In order to get a little bit of that mouth tingle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I couldn't find any short notice.
Yeah.
So I mean, I even went to a big Giers Aldi.
Aldi, no Szechuan peppercorn.
I even looked around on Instacart
at some of the more fancier international grocery stores
Yeah, I wasn't able to find anything that would be delivered. So I had to go without brutal
But yeah, so I guess it's another bright spot is making chili oil. That's nice. But yeah, that banana is okay
Thank you Kirsten to for the the chocolate. Yes, thank you. Although I do think it was a bribe trying to get us to do a show in Germany
I it's not failed yet. That is from the note. I'm taking away from this that this is a
Now we have to do a show in Germany. I
Will say that it is it is definitely you made it closer to the to the top of the list
I would love to say good and talk to the good chocolate people. I wouldn't mind going to Berlin
I wouldn't mind going to Berlin. You're a Berliner.
I'd love to.
It's been, and then I end the statement.
Yeah, I think that Germany is an attractive place
for a number of reasons,
but Sauerkraut is unacceptable.
True.
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna have to get rid of that
before we go.
It might be disqualifying.
Yeah, listen, if the country of Germany
is willing to suspend sourcrout sales and
Purchase I don't want to smell it. I don't want it in the country for at least two days. Mm-hmm two days before we get there
Two days afterwards then you can resume all sourcrout activities. You know my problem with it is what two sour two sour
You know my problem to crowd
So you know what's your breath? Oh my breath is
crowd. So you know what's your breath? My wife and I are headed up
to Toronto. Right. I'm going to spend
the next few days in Toronto, hanging
out, walking the city. That's always
a nice little thing to get out of the
country on a whim. Yeah. And I
just told me like three days ago that
you were going to do this. I did do
that. That is how it works.
Generally, which is great for
planning. Well, I mean, when I tell
you stuff a month in advance,
then you don't, you forget about it,
and then I tell you three days of old advance,
and you're like, you just told me that three days in advance.
See, but you didn't do that this time.
I did not do that this time.
I was testing it out.
And it, what's worse this way?
It works worse this way.
I agree.
I agree with you.
Because if you advise me a month in advance,
then you could remind me like two weeks.
Sure, sure, sure.
But I'm not mad at you now. I'm I'm recognizing where I failed in many places. It's okay
Yeah, but I would be nice trip. Ah, ah, and then what do you have any do you have any like sites you plan on seeing in particular?
You know, I think and I'm I
I don't know why this popped into my head
But there is supposed to be like the best escape room in the world. Okay
In Toronto and I wanted to go and I wanted to set us up in advance
But you have to have a party of four and it's just the two of us and my dogs do not count
They don't count don't count. They would contribute. I would have been like, hey, I'll buy a ticket. Does your does your wife like an escape room?
I don't know
I've never been in an escape room. I would know anyway. I was just like you're my best friend listen and I mean this with all due respect
I think that if I was the third I would probably dive through the wall. I think you do would be insufferable in escape room
I'm fine with that you go and have a lot of energy, not solving anything.
You're probably just getting mad.
Oh, come on.
I'm not sure.
I love it.
I love solving little puzzles.
I've never been in a discaper room, so you may be right,
but I wouldn't have even, I wouldn't even have the context
to like, when we went to that VR bar,
they had a digital discaper room.
But we didn't do it.
Right, I know.
Yeah, yeah, we were going to, but then they then they were like oh you have to set up an hour
If we would have known we could have done that we could have figured out how we all behave in closed spaces
And then we could have gotten rid of this whole Toronto trip in the first place. Exactly. Now I wouldn't have to go
But I hope you have a great trip and then Thanksgiving is coming up after that. So we had this is by way of us kind of saying that we're gonna be probably off this week.
Yeah, probably.
Probably not have any episodes.
We'll see.
Which also leads us to this episode.
And they're in.
Lies the rub.
Yeah.
So this episode is an episode that is coming off,
fresh off the heels of us recording something that didn't quite work out.
Yeah.
And so, that we have an episode that is no good.
You know it's fun about us though.
At least whatever our episodes don't work out, we did spend an hour and a half on.
True.
True.
It did not pan out.
And we were thinking about re-recording it.
Yeah.
And that possibility is no fun because if you've heard something,
you can't do it.
You can't react organically to it.
No.
And not for nothing, the subject matter was horrible.
No, and then it would turn into us recapping our own show
about another show, you know.
At the beginning of this, when we were talking about our bright spots,
my initial bright spot was also the chocolate.
Yeah.
And I felt myself saying the same things totally that I said the first time around.
And it gets in your head and you know, like, well, I know this is a show,
but also the part of the show is that we're just ourselves and not like,
well, and you, especially are responding in the moment to things.
Yeah.
It's very difficult to do a second time.
Just why it's always funny when people are like, you're doing two live shows, are they gonna be the same show?
Can't imagine how miserable that would be.
But so unfortunately, the episode that we were gonna do,
covering November 17th is no more.
Rest in peace.
If you're curious, it's very anti-smetic.
If you're curious. If you're curious, if you want to go here, Alex, be an anti-smetic if you're curious if you're curious if you want to go here Alex be an anti-Semitic pile of shit
Yeah, go ahead check that episode out. You can now find it on band-up video
You won't enjoy it. I'm sure imagine being trapped in a room with a Nazi who can't stop talking and the problem one of the
Problems that I have with it too is that like it's not really all that different than stuff we've covered in the past as well. So that, and I feel like it's a lot
of stuff we'll, we'll touch on again in the future. I would not be surprised. So I was thinking about
this and you know, we're, we're, however many minutes, 13 or so, into the episode here,
and we have to give the people something.
Yeah, we can't just do a non-episode.
Right.
And so here's the situation.
Okay.
When the episode crapped out,
there was something coming up that you hadn't heard.
I hadn't heard it.
That I do think is something that will blow your mind.
All right, I'm in.
Well, actually, there's a couple of things
that are actually kind of not related to the matter of the episode.
We're gonna wind up doing an hour long,
this isn't an episode.
We absolutely might.
We.
So Alex is deeply anti-Semitic throughout the entirety of the episode.
Sure.
And then in order to, he said he was gonna go to calls throughout the entire show. He did at the beginning of the the episode. Sure. And then in order to, he said he was going to go to calls throughout the entire show.
And he did at the beginning of the show.
I do remember he said that he's got rid of all of his guests.
He, he, he, he clearly plays only calls.
Right.
And then instead of going to calls, he decides to ramble a whole bunch.
Sure.
And it turns out he is going to have to sell a bunch of his stuff.
Ooh, probably.
Okay. In order to help pay off of his stuff. Ooh, probably. Okay.
In order to help pay off the creditors.
I'm in.
And the Sandy, okay, so he has like a,
I had a lake house, I had boats,
and all this, and he gets into this headspace.
The crunchies, the rocks.
He gets into this headspace where he's like,
you think I give a fuck?
You think I care about selling my boats?
I don't.
Yes, you do.
And then he starts talking about what God told him to do.
And if so, I think that God is gonna get served. I don't. Yes, you do. And then he starts talking about what God told him to do.
And if so, I think the God is going to get served. Oh, no. So when I tell you folks, my back's against the wall. When I tell you, I'm completely maxed out a $30,000 boat, a $50,000
car, a lake cottage, which I don't even go to, have it all.
What I care about, and imagine them spending $40 million
the last year and a half of the bankruptcy against me.
$10 million, the five years before,
suing us and trying to shut us down.
They've spent $90 million in five years,
trying to shut us down in court filings.
90 million dollars.
Aren't you going to pay that anyways? It's been 20 million.
Badling him because the goal wasn't to keep the crap.
The goal what we knew it was all rigged. It was to play it out and knowing it was rigged
with judges that found me guilty
and just knowing the world would move
on God told me God said it's all
gonna be rigged. Everything you
got to be taken. I know you
know literally this is five years
ago. You understand this and then
by the time they get under the
time they
win, they're going to wake up and it'll be a whole new ball game. And God was
right again. That's not my brain coming up with that. That is the Holy Spirit,
Jehovah, Yahweh, whatever you want to call the big spirit. Literally told me,
you just hold on. and you we will win. We're there. You're message will win. My message will
win. Are you ready? I was gonna say you ready that? Yes, sure I am. Okay. Well, I'll probably
spare you a jubbie in trial, but you're gonna have a big one. And that literally always prevails
says that like, well, so he's not gonna kill your your kid. Free will thing don't tempt me too much son.
Why is God threatening people all the time?
I think you want no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, well, we're not going to
probably do that. But that it's it's it's literally that level.
I'm like, the globalist are attacking me.
I'm like, communing with the creator of the universe and God's angels.
And literally given next level understanding over the horizon's psychic power. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All those things, all those times that I got sanctioned by the court is because God told
me not to cooperate with discovery.
I think Alex has kind of put it in an interesting way though.
There's something very interesting in the way that he's put that, right?
Is like that, they've spent $90 million in court filings and all that stuff.
I'm not entirely sure that that's even accurate.
I don't know where that number is coming from.
It means that the number doesn't mean anything. What means something is that they spent money in filings and all that stuff. I'm not entirely sure that that's even accurate. I don't know where that number is coming from. It means that the number doesn't mean anything.
What means something is that they spent money in filings.
You know, like the way you phrase that only is correct
if there's an outcome that's in doubt, you know?
Right.
Otherwise, Alex, you spent $20 million
forcing them to keep looking for your $20 million.
You know what I mean?
Sure right and
They the stalling made it possible that you are now on the hook for their
Legal filings yes the whole thing is your fault the advice that God gave you made you responsible for the 90 million
I don't know how many times or how many different ways we can get to this, but there are things called
Consequences to your actions. It's true. It's just what it is. It is fascinating the way he's personifying God like this. Yeah
It's I just see God with the clipboard being like oh you want the murder option. Yeah, I mean it's oh all right
Maybe we won't go that path then son. I don't. I don't appreciate how not omniscient Alex's God is.
Omniscience is one of the number one things
that I'm looking for in a God.
You should already know.
It's up there.
You should already know.
You know, we should be past this.
And Alex's God is like, I don't know,
we could go one way, we could go the other.
What do you want?
I got a suite of options for you.
Let me pull up my tack box.
This is from 90.
What are you talking about? This is the problem with believing in an omnipotent omniscient omnipresent
Deity and also being obsessed with free will yeah, like this is the kind of box you get yourself into can't do it
No, there is a way around it
And that's kind of more fun
And that is that God does know exactly what's going to happen and he's fucking without.
Yes.
He's pretending not to know, and some kind of a pageant for Alex, because he knows the
psychology of the individual will be enticed by this.
Right.
But again, he also created that I can't even handle it.
I mean, God likes to fun.
God can God make an asshole so gullible,
even God can't trick him?
Wait, what?
Can God put on a performance that is so captivating?
That even he loses himself in the scene
of trying to trick out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be an interesting one.
I think it's a good paradox for your God.
I thought this was a indication of a man in trouble.
Yeah.
From a mental perspective.
Usually.
I think if you or somebody who is listening to a person like this,
who has opinions that range from the bigoted
to the anti-Semitic back to the bigoted.
Sure.
And you hear him talk about how God is giving him
otherworldly psychic abilities and then laughing about,
ha ha ha ha, the globalists think I care about about.
You kind of have to either think he's nuts or think he's right and that he isn't like direct contact with God
on a pretty regular basis and God is giving him gifts. And then you got to wrestle with the reality of that.
Yeah. Because you can't go back from believing that Alex talks to God. There him gifts. Yep. And then you got to wrestle with the reality of that. Yeah.
Because you can't go back from believing that Alex talks to God.
There's no going back.
Well, what you'd be required to do is write a amendment to the Bible
and the book of Alex.
And it has to be.
Because he's one of the most important prophets
in the history of Christianity all the time.
Like best buddies to do.
Direct messages with specific step-by-step instructions He has to be history of Christianity all the time. Like best buddies to him.
Direct messages with specific step-by-step instructions,
and yet somehow he still fails.
God is taking a very vested interest in Alex's legal troubles.
Man.
And yet a very ineffective interest,
which is the strangest thing about God.
That's because you don't get it.
I don't get it.
You're looking for an outcome based on the case.
Sure.
The only outcome God was looking for was stall this baby.
Because they just needed time.
That's what it was all about.
Case rigged.
You heard God told Alex that the case was rigged.
No, totally.
It's just looking for time.
Right, right, right.
Stall.
Stall.
Keep him on the line. Yeah, yeah.
So many things that God needs to reassure Alex of.
Such an uncertain, insecure God.
So uncertain and so insecure, I can only think of one other person.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Just one.
Yep.
Well, we have one other clip that I thought was worth maybe two.
Yeah.
But Alex has some ways that he wants to make money.
Sure.
And you know, we have the pills.
Why not stealing?
Why hasn't he gone with crime?
Oh, he has done that.
No, I know, but I mean, like, I want cat burglary.
Sure.
Yeah.
I don't think Alex is a second story, man.
No, let's do that. But Chase Geiser you that's the name of the second story man chase guys. There's a face
Chase guys are the sure is the confidence guy who's talking up the
Household while you're upstairs stealing the jewels
Yeah, no, there's other ways to make money Okay, and one of them is a video game.
Okay.
You know, we're up against the biggest
megs of our most powerful companies in the world.
Just like that, we've stayed on air.
It's like President Trump, the man of steel
keeps fighting forward.
But I just want to thank Jack and Selvick, Mark Dice,
and Russell Brown, countless other people
that are promoting Alex Sh Jones game.com.
They see this the way to keep us on air and fund us.
It's a great fun video game, very politically incorrect.
So we're working to play a game and it's got a huge voice over on it.
It's like a book on tape on top of the game and then keep something important like this
on the air.
So if you're on the fence about going to Alex Jones game.com for 1776 and getting the game, you're crazy.
Please go to 1776 game or please go to Alex Jones game.com.
I'm not 1776.
What's the game?
Did you play it?
No, it costs 1776.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm paying that shit.
You cost money.
Oh, yeah, it's expensive too.
Oh, I thought it was like a flash game.
It looks like it.
Yeah.
No, I think it is. I mean, I think that maybe there's a little bit more in it than like a normal just like no effort game sure
But yeah, I saw some screenshots of it. There's like Hillary's a witch in it that you fight and
You know, Alex has a bunch of guns and stuff. I imagine it's like a reindeer hunter, you know, I don't know that game
It's the one where you're a huge human. It's a side scroller kind of shooting kind of thing. I don't know, double
dragon ass. Okay. All right. But with Alex, both Alex and some Info Wars inside jokes,
probably a class Schwab in there. Sure. Probably a Soros. That's. cool. I guess in terms of like ways that he can desperately flail
around and try to make money, I just think the price points too high.
Yeah, I mean, of all the things that I could imagine being benign, that's great.
Yeah, yeah. I honestly, if it was like four bucks, I probably would have played it. Yeah.
I probably would have paid that to play just to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the show, but.
1776.
Too high.
Too high.
Too high.
Crazy.
Oh boy.
Yep.
I was, I think it's hubris.
Quite frankly.
Man, what if he just, what?
And here's the other problem too. Yeah, like it's a game about Alex Jones put out by God knows who I can't imagine that's in the Nintendo store
And consoles. I very much doubt it probably just on the computer, right? I would imagine so yeah, yeah, hmm. Hey a lot of people PC game
What do you think the speedruns gonna be on the
in fours game?
That actually would be something.
I bet if I really worked my ass off
and speed ran that game, I could get into it like a
I feel like that prank might be worth 1770.
That actually might be if I did Alex Jones
is the game at like GDQ
I think I think there's a lot of fun in thinking about that sure do not do that and if you have the idea to
Don't know I mean I think I think that the curiosity of what the game is sure is satisfied by looking at some of the screenshots of it and
What the game is? Sure. It's satisfied by looking at some of the screenshots of it and
Boy, you know what it's a high bill of entry if you want it to see what the game is like see what Russell Blare brand says about it You get it but but why?
He's a gamer because I think Russell brand loves video games now man
I want to see I want to see what like real gamers think. Oh, you
want like what's the Kotaku review?
9.9. Yeah, right. IGN's game of the year.
Sit down, Baldur's Gate 3. Here comes Alex's novelty vanity bullshit. Yeah, yep. But yeah, in terms of, like you were saying,
like in offensive ways to make money,
I think the selling of the challenge coins and stuff
was a little desperate and clearly massively overpriced
for a little bit of silver scamming people on that front.
In the books, he has the markup of,
if you are getting an autographed book,
it goes from 30 to 100.
It's a little bit of a steep markup.
But yeah, at least you get to play it.
I mean, I was kind of like, as I'm going through this,
I'm thinking that of all the things that he has produced,
this one has legitimate value equivalent
to that of a real life product because we're assuming.
Wow, that's a good point.
We're assuming it's playable and enjoyable.
Fair enough.
Assuming that is the case.
Yeah.
Right.
This is a thing that is not in any way taking away
from the person playing it.
No.
No.
As opposed to the book, which is taking away your time
and your ability to learn ever again.
And you're not going to actually read it.
Absolutely not.
No.
The coin doesn't do anything and it's not worth anything no but I do still want them of
course of course but the game you can function of it's like it's like if you
got an info wars branded baseball bat you'd be like yes this can hit baseball
it works for the thing that it's exactly what it's supposed to do yeah it's
just the price is too high it's just too high. The markup is unacceptable. Yeah.
Anyway, maybe one day, they'll, they'll figure it out or find some way to make it steal your soul.
Yeah. Yeah. So we do have another clip.
Okay. Because there are a few here at the end that we didn't get to.
Sure. Before we crapped out. Yeah.
And this one is Alex thinking about the old time.
Okay. Thinking about the old time.
Mm-hmm.
They think
Taking money away from us breaks us. It makes us even stronger
But we've seen the listeners you know we're in the eleventh hour 58th minute right now
This is going down folks and as evil I still got a minute the old timers told me the levels were and they were bad asses
The old timers I was trained by were the best men ever in the modern history of this country.
And I still thought they're exaggerating.
These old men are exaggerating.
They weren't exaggerating 1%.
They were giving me the straight.
I just look around everybody else.
I'm so blessed, my grandfather my uncles my father they all know more than
I know right now they're much ever dead right and I just look back and I said my God I was
born smack dab in the middle of people who was going on
And if you feel sorry for the average person
That's no idea what they're up against
Feeling is not mutual because it's gonna get rough folks. It's gonna be bad. That's all I can tell you
I'm not gonna lie to you
And if we could Trump's not perfect by you a mile, but man neither am I and neither of you said it. They're so damn scared of him because he made America open for business.
His weak spot is he wants to be a hero.
He went along with her shot.
We already know all that.
Trump told me because I made it up.
If I'm going to get more advice from you and more you criticize in me, I don't want to hear from you over again.
He's a pig. We're all pigs.
What? But the point is he's our pig. He's our pig. So that's, that's an interesting revelation
that we haven't had from Alex before about Trump. But that's why I thought it was worthwhile
to play for you. And that is that he's like, if you're going to criticize me, I don't want to hear
from you ever again. That's, I don't think that's true.
But it's an interesting way that Alex is framing
the reason why they don't aren't best friends.
Yeah, yeah.
I was too critical of him, and he's a pig-nosed guy
who can't take criticism.
That's a pretty big failure on his part.
I think it's a big problem.
Yeah, you know, it's occurring to me now.
How often that Alex frames the world like that.
If you do this, then that is why I'm doing this, right?
Like he doesn't take agency.
He doesn't say like this is what I'm going to do.
Regardless, it's always in response to you doing this,
then I'm okay to do whatever I want to do. I got the clearance
Like yeah, gave me the clearance. He needs everything to be pre-justified in order to do something
You can't imagine just doing something regardless. Mm-hmm, you know like whether it's good or evil just doing it
Just fucking doing it, man. Clubless took their gloves off. Yeah, it has to be that well
I think that that is part of his worldview being entirely made up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything is reactive to the imaginary enemy.
Right.
Nothing in this is, like Alex doesn't exist without the globalists.
Right.
Like there is no reason for an info war
if it weren't for the construction
of these imaginary boogie men.
Naturally.
So, of course, he has to be fully reactive.
He never acting of his own volition, man.
Sure.
And like, because he wants to, or whatever,
yeah.
It's always, it's always the response to something else.
Even in the relationship with Trump.
Yeah. Weak. That's weak tea, man. It is not. It's always the response to something else, even in the relationship with Trump.
Yeah, weak.
That's weak, T, man.
It is not, like,
take some control of your life.
It does seem to indicate that like,
maybe there isn't as much free will,
is Alex likes to obsess about.
He's gotta get a different God.
He's gotta get more free will.
Hmm.
What kind of choices has Alex actually made?
He bought that tank. I was gonna say that was my first thought
of all the choices I can think of that Alex
has actually made is he bought blank.
Yeah.
He bought a tank.
No one told him to do that.
No one told him to do that.
That wasn't actually, no, that was reactive to things.
Oh, that's true.
He was going out and Antifa was a menacing him
and he feared for his life.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, we come to the end of this.
Yes, we did.
And, you know, I regret on some level
that we played some clips and we're not gonna go back
and play the others.
But like I said, the magic of hearing things
for the first time is essential.
I can say this, here's the true magic
that we have given the listeners, right?
Okay, whatever they imagine will be so much better
than the reality of what it was.
I think that's probably true.
I mean, I don't think it's possible for them to imagine worse.
I mean, content wise.
Yeah, I mean, not for us, not for like you wouldn't not enjoy the show,
but so much as like, you know, you would imagine the show would be...
You don't spoil it.
Yeah, you did your touch.
You did good. What you get is good.
And what you missed is not.
No.
And you can imagine that what you missed was better.
And that is the human experience.
That is what we should all be thankful for this time of year.
That's the lesson that we're all going to take to T-Day.
Yeah, but I hope you have a good vacate.
Yes, thank you very much.
It probably would have been better if you told me a little bit of time, but I will figure that out.
I will. Next, next performance review. We'll go over this. Yeah, we'll figure that out.
But yeah, we'll be back. Tell down though we have a website.
And do we do it? It's all a try dot com. Yeah, we're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's adding all the judges who are fights.
Yeah, we'll be back. But until then I'm Neo, I'm'm Leo I'm DZX Clark in this instance because this episode is so short
I feel an obligation to put a bit here
But my mind my mind does not allow it. I have no bits in my mind Jordan Jordan
And now here comes the sex robots and the can't us here on the air thanks for holding
So Alex from the first time color of a huge fan. I love your work. I love you