Knowledge Fight - We'll Be Back On Monday

Episode Date: June 12, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan drop a little announcement that they're going to be taking this Friday off from having an episode. To make it up to everyone, Dan reviews a couple foods he's eaten recently.

I'm a policy walk. Hey everybody, Dan here. Hey, I'm Jordan. Hey, how's it going? I am also here. I just wanted to take a quick little moment to give you a little bit of a heads up that we are taking this Friday off from an episode, but we will be back on Monday. There's just so much to get handled in terms of the move moving his nuts. Yeah, I mean a lot of it I was able to take care of and gradually do, but there's you know you always get blindsided by various things like so much. So many accounts to move over like utilities and stuff. It's a it's it's a lot. So I'm I'm just going to take a one one off me day here, but

we'll be back. Absolutely. I think that's a great idea. You should definitely take the day off and it pains me. God's sakes clean off your sound board for God's sakes. Get that compressed air for once. You're a dick. Damn it. Tell me what to do with my soundboard because if you do you're an asshole. Damn it. Don't tell me what to do. Shit. Yeah, I mean one in the move. I'll dust that stuff off, but yeah, it's yeah and it pains me. I wish I wish we could do a stupid episode, but we'll be back on Monday and everything and thank you to everybody who's been so supportive and kind about telling me to take a week off. Yeah, and just people

getting like excited for the new place and the new pet. Yes, we are all very new animal friend, which I think I've made a decision on, which will be forthcoming. Now you're teasing. I'm not teasing because I haven't fully made this decision, but I'm leaning very heavily in one direction that it actually is shock the world. The announcement will shock the world. Yes. Anyway, the seltzer website has been updated. Here's something we can do. What's that? What's that? I love my food reviews. So let's do a little bit of a food conversation. All right. What do you got? I had two foods, two foods. I tried this last week or so

good and bad. No. Well, I don't know. Maybe I expected both to be terrible. Sure one. Yes, pop tarts pop tarts, which kind fruit, the fruit loops fruit loops. Get the fuck out of here. I found it. I found a single pack at the at the corner shouldn't even have been that many. I agreed. I don't like. I don't like pop tarts to begin with. I think the trash. I hate them. I think they're a bad way to have food delivered to your mouth. I think most of them are glorified candy or whatever. Yep. Those ones that are like a fucking hot fudge Sunday. Yeah, I know they're bananas. Although I will eat those for dessert. Maybe cinnamon

brown sugar is the only way to go as a breakfast. No good. Maybe it's more fruit lunch or fruit, fruit loops. Super crazy though. Like I can't resist the. Yeah, your addiction to novelty is is beyond me, but so I grabbed them and I heated them up. I expected it to be terrible. How'd you heat them up toaster toaster or toaster oven or toaster oven. Okay, and then I did what I always do with pop tarts to just cut off the edges because it's too much of the pastry and it's gross. So got rid of those edges. Detail. I didn't know about you. What I cut the edges of the doctor. It's too much of a gross pastry. No, no, not

that. God. So I got the edges off. All right. Really good. Really good. I hate to say really good. Well, I mean not really good. I don't want it for breakfast, right? It was shockingly close to fruit loops. Yeah, really. Okay, the flavor of the inside the filling was gooey. Yeah, but it tasted like the fruit loop, right? And then because of the the frosting on top that recreated the sort of sugary vibe of the fruit loop. I thought it was very accurate to a fruit really and I felt really ashamed afterwards because I was like oh you guys nailed it. You set out to make a fruit loop pop tart did got to give it

to you. It was got to give it up to the Somali pirates very accurate. Second see. I don't like that. I don't like transforming texture. I don't like the same taste turning into a different texture. I need the taste in the texture to match up. If I taste a fruit loop, it better be crunchy. I have it turned into chewy. I don't. I don't disagree with you as a whole, but I went in expecting garbage, right and it wasn't that bad. So I applaud them. Perfect second thing second thing new Oreo on the scene that I found to your in the sue to your a miso Oreo. What are these people are crazy? Where are we coming

from? So here's what happened. I thought this was I thought this was very exciting. Yes, I got got at home, grabbed one of these Oreos out. Yeah, as I was eating it. I realized I don't think I've ever had to your miso. I think you've ever had here. No, really? I don't think so. Really? I thought that I never not at a wedding. I don't think that it's somewhere not that I can remember. Okay. Did it taste like a tiramisu? That's the question. I can't answer. Did it taste good? Not great. Tastes fine. So that's about what a tiramisu. It tastes like coffee. Is that the vibe of a tiramisu? Basically? Yeah,

okay. It's not great. Now nobody's nobody's ever been like God. I need a tiramisu right. I have heard that from people before when it's been a while yeah. I got I need a tiramisu. It's four a.m. I just got out of the bar. I just need a tiramisu right now guys for a cannoli. Yeah, it was a really interesting experience for me to have that realization mid Oreo that like I haven't had what this is pretending to have no frame of reference. No, certainly not. Could be dead on could be could be alive. I could give the middle finger to the Swedish fish Oreo because I've had Swedish fish before. I'm aware of what

that's gonna. There's a Swedish fish Oreo. Yeah, I made you eat one. Oh, that's a ways back. Wow. Yeah. No, you're right. That is yeah. Yeah, or the what was the other one? The the one that had like pop rocks in it. Oh, that one. I enjoyed you liked that. I like pop rocks. I don't like pop rock. Okay, I don't like pop rocks alone right incorporated into something like an Oreo. It's pretty exciting. No pretty. Pop rocks is just a sprinkle that pisses me off. Okay, it's an aggressive spring. It's an aggressive sprinkle. So here's the deal. Yes, fruit loop pop tart. I don't even know how to rate these. I would say what it is

is it exceeded my expectations and pleasantly surprised me and if I were giving advice to people who are trying to find like weird novelty food sure if you're interested in that give it a shot because it does not disappoint. Okay, good if you really like tiramisu. Uh huh. I don't know. Try one. Maybe it's like. I couldn't tell you. I don't like tiramisu. Maybe try one. It doesn't taste like tiramisu. No idea. Maybe it tastes like a regular Oreo with a little bit of coffee. Maybe I don't know. Anyway, this has been my novelty food review and George, if you didn't enjoy that, you're a jerk. We got to get out

of here. Yeah, we do. So we'll be back. But thanks for your patience. Everyone out there. We really appreciate it. And once we're all settled in, everything will be so spectacular and there'll be a new pet and we'll talk to you soon. Right? Yes, we will. Okay. Andy and chance us. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.