Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 602: The Black Dahlia Murder Part III - Blood and Brown
Episode Date: January 4, 2025The boys return to the story of The Black Dahlia Murder - diving right back into the mystery of Elizabeth Short's death. This week, taking a close look at The Black Dahlia's connection to the Aster Ho...tel and an even closer look into suspects Mark Hansen and Leslie Dillon. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.
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That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Oh, yeah!
Yeah, I'm coming in hot this week. I solved the murder by myself, in my office,
over the break, I know everything that's happened,
I know everything that will happen.
Just in time.
But, honestly, the key is now I'm deleting it.
So I'm gonna forget the man I was.
I was a private detective for about eight days.
Because I had nothing but time,
I had nothing but weed, Baldur's Gate.
You were following people.
I was going to go everywhere.
Asking them, you know Elizabeth Short?
Yeah, do you know Deborah Tall?
But no, this is the...
Oh man, I'm dragging Marcus down fucking with me, man.
I'm dragging his fucking ass down to the fucking hole with me, bros!
He keeps saying it so much that he thinks it's gonna come true one day.
I'm bringing him down with me, man! I'm making him worse!
Well, it doesn't matter what your theory is, because even if you're right it all the evidence has been destroyed
There's no way to prove it. Some of it might be hidden
Welcome to last podcast on the left ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with true detective Henry Zabrowski
Yeah, yeah time to flash your
Give me six beers. Honestly, that's how I should have started the show with a six-pack like Matthew McConaughey
Beers honestly, that's how I should have started the show with a six-pack like Matthew McConaughey
Just keep opening up and then cutting them into little man
And the equally inquisitive Ed Larson, I'm curious but the other day don't care
Any you should care, you know why? Because if I was a highly artistic, motivated,
full of himself serial killer, and I mean this with all love
because of how much I love you and how close we are,
the fun of playing with your guts,
how thick and meaty you would be to like,
because that's the thing, serial killers,
they always do with these skinny minis, which it's like the idea of coming at you
Like how much fun playing with your tits? I'd be easy to drug and poison too
Oh my god, yeah, you can put it on the weed that you give me dude
Just fucking the idea of playing with your big fat cheeks and playing with your your cut off body parts
It does take a lot to take me down though. Yeah. Yeah, you need an elephant gun man. That's fine. I'm ready
That is true. I still feel like I can't hit you with a cast iron
Yeah, I know maybe but at the same time I could take more than one hit and usually I'll fall on top of you
That's the problem when I fight I fall on top of you and then I just smother your head into the ground a bunch of times until it becomes spaghetti.
Well, here we are at Black Dahlia, part three. Now to recap our story thus far, let's start
with the main suspect in the case, Leslie Dillon, and the reasons why he makes a compelling,
if admittedly flawed, candidate in the murder of Elizabeth Short.
Interesting hesitation for Marcus Parks. You said that the crime was solved at the beginning of the very series, Marcus.
Uh, yes, that is true, and I shall address that statement later on in this episode.
Bringing him down with me to the bottom of the well.
He didn't do anything, I came upon the conclusion by myself.
I'm bringing him down with me, I said him stuff.
He read it, we talked about it.
No, you're wrong.
All right, well, you know.
Leslie Dillon.
Leslie Dillon, 25 years old when the murder took place,
was a small-time crook who was suspected
to have worked with the same underworld figures
in Los Angeles that Elizabeth Short was associating with
in the months before her murder.
Two years after Elizabeth was killed,
Leslie Dillon wrote to Dr. Joseph Paul DeRiver with in the months before her murder. Two years after Elizabeth was killed, Leslie
Dillon wrote to Dr. Joseph Paul Deriver of the LAPD under the pseudonym Jack Sand.
Responding to an article Dr. Deriver had planted about the Black Dahlia murder
in True Detective magazine. Dillon later said that the only reason why he
contacted Dr. Deriver was because he had an interest in true crime and wanted to
get into the business and had expressed in his letter a desire
To collaborate with dr. Deriver and writing a book about psychopathic cases like the black dolly of murder and also there was some
Lying on dr. Deriver's part where he then and we're getting the job done
Which is you know Eddie sometimes you gotta lie a little bit.. I have truly no problems with Dr. Deriva's ideas.
I have no problem, if I was allowed,
if I was an unofficial fake doctor
that arrived at the police and convinced
the gangsters, thank you, thank you, Eddie.
If I arrived and I was this, you know, this forensics guy,
I'm just making shit up as I go, this is exactly how we would do this. It is, you know, this forensics guy. I'm just making shit up as I go.
This is exactly how we would do this.
It is, you know, the worst part is the guy
who has the most information is the one
who's filled with the most shit.
How often have we had, talk about this,
Aleister Crowley, Madame Blavatsky, LRH.
Yeah.
But there is truth in it.
Except in LRH, but in the other two, yeah, there is a little.
He was like, this is a boat and it was a boat.
It's true, later on.
And then Dr. Deriver, what he did was he lied to Leslie Dillon.
The way he got him on the hook was saying, how about I offer you a job as my assistant?
Yes, there was many unconstitutional, unethical things going on when it came to Dr. Deriver
and Leslie Dillon. Dr. Deriver soon became convinced that Leslie Dillon was himself the Black Dahlia killer.
So he and the other investigative body helping out with the case, the gangster squad, they
lured Dillon out west where they unconstitutionally detained and interrogated him during six weeks
of let's say extra-legal interviews.
I like this term.
I like extra-legal. Did he have teeth when they were done with him?
Yeah, he did, but he definitely had a couple of burn marks from the radiator.
They also they took him on road trips around Southern California to various
black Dahlia sites.
Look that's literally all they did.
They just drove him in front of the Astor Motel.
We're like, eh?
Yeah.
They drove him to the Black Dahlia murder site and just like, he looks a little ill.
Are you confused?
Now when you say the Black Dahlia murder site, are you saying the Astor Hotel?
The dump site.
The dump site.
Thank you, Eddie's learning.
Yeah, you're learning because the Astor Motel had not been discovered just yet.
But they also took him to places in San Francisco where Dylan had worked as a bellhop during
the time of the murder, and by the end of it, the men representing the LAPD discovered
some interesting details about Leslie Dillon.
Dillon had the same soft, modulated voice used when the Black Dahlia Killer called the
Los Angeles Examiner, he had experienced draining bodies of blood from working as a mortuary assistant, and
he knew methods of mutilation concerning Shorts Corpse that were not public at
the time. When they were forced to arrest Dylan after the press discovered they
were holding him, authorities searched the suitcase he had brought with him on
the trip and discovered even more evidence that pointed towards his
possible involvement.
Even if it didn't, you'd say, hey,
I don't know if it necessarily points towards
his involvement, as much as it points towards,
this guy's a fucking weirdo.
Which is kind of what they were looking for,
which is, you know, it's a flawed way to look
for a candidate because you can't just say,
oh, you're fucking weird,
you got a long Frankenstein looking head.
Like, you must be the Black Dahly a killer you asked to be involved in this
Investigation when they don't realize like at the time now we know now we definitely know that all of these types of cases
involve
Many different hoaxers and con artists that want to get up involved with something anything that will give them attention
And plus he always wanted to make a Russian nesting doll out of a person. Oh, we all do, and the hardest part is the littlest one because you gotta get a hold of a preemie.
And it's hard because you ever take one right out of the oven?
That's what the doctor's work loves.
Contained within Leslie Dillon's suitcase were 700 phenobarbital pills and a well-worn
leather dog leash that appeared as if it had been used to hang something that was comparable
in weight to a human body.
It was three Rottweilers.
There is so much phenobarbital at my house right now.
It always freaks me out when you bring this up. Yeah, because of the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dog loves phenobarbital at my house right now. It always freaks me out when you bring this up.
Yeah, because of the dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My dog loves phenobarbital.
And she, you know, she could use more sleep.
She's always waking me up in the middle of the night, so maybe I should start jamming
more down her throat.
That's what I'm learning.
It's a tootsie actually.
It was really sweet of her.
She offered me a bump the other night.
And I was just like, no, I'm sorry I'm driving.
I can't.
It was on a key. He offered me a bump the other night. And I was just like, no, I'm sorry I'm driving. I can't.
It was on a key.
Well, investigating Dylan further, they also found that his aunt lived two blocks from the diner where Elizabeth Short's purse and shoes were found,
and that Dylan drove a black sedan like the one seen twice at the dump site in the wee hours of the morn just before Short's body was discovered.
Wrap it up!
Yeah! That seems like a case closed.
You would be wrong, my friend.
There was also the fact that the letter D
had been carved into Elizabeth's flesh,
and Dylan was the type of person to obsessively leave
his initials wherever he went.
Again, just a fucking weirdo.
Yes.
This is just a weirdo.
The idea of drawing, I draw my initials on things
because I'm asked to for legal documents.
Oh, yeah.
Keep it on the LD.
Yeah!
Yeah, no one found out!
Nope.
His interactions with Dr. Deriver, reaching out after the article and such, they suggested
that he also had narcissistic and exhibitionist tendencies, which spoke to the highly theatrical
way in which the black dolly his body was displayed.
This is all in the pro Leslie Dillon did it category.
Sure!
After Dillon was it category. Sure.
After Dillon was arrested however, he denied knowing or even meeting Elizabeth Short and
the LAPD backed away from him completely soon after, saying that they had discovered after
further investigation that he was actually in San Francisco at the time of the murder.
He was subsequently released without being charged.
And then he'd go on to sue the LAPD?
For $100,000.
As he should! released without being charged. And then he'd go on to sue the LAPD. For $100,000.
As he should.
Until the LAPD said, hey, we kind of have evidence of you
robbing a safe in Santa Monica, so unless you
want to go to jail for that, drop the case.
And he dropped the case.
Let's just call bygones.
Bygones.
So he got away with that.
Yeah, he got away with it.
Another bellhop cry.
Now, all of this is admittedly thin. And if was all we had then I would agree with you if you said that
Leslie Dillon was a man tangentially connected to the case who took Dr.
Deriver and the gangster squad for a ride
But after Dillon was arrested and released the gangster squad discovered the Aster Motel.
Now this is another fun, which is now what I've learned about the Black Dahlia.
Upon deepening my investigation,
you know, hours upon hours, putting a note D,
what you discover is that every single big point
in Black Dahlia is an awesome
and complicated point of contention.
Yes.
And that there is somebody had just written something
that it's completely debunked.
Every single thing that you say,
no matter what you say, no matter what you say no matter what you say it's
almost like there is no reality at the very center of this case so the Astor
Motel is the next big moment that you're like what the fuck is this what is
happening here yes now around the time that Leslie Dillon was arrested his
mother gave an interview to the Los Angeles Examiner in which she gave as
much information as she could about her son in an effort to exonerate him. Look at
how good of a boy my boy Leslie is. They always end up saying something wrong.
Yeah they're being like he never did anything unless you pushed him easily
yeah and he was never prone to violence unless he was inside. You're gonna slip up, Ma. No, no, no, I just said, man,
like you only stabbed a chicken in front of us once,
and it was- God damn it!
And it was mostly just because I-
Again with the chicken!
Every time you, every time we get together,
you always gotta bring up the story of the fucking chicken, Ma!
You cut its tits off, and you stuffed it up the cavity,
and I- We eat chicken breasts!
Chicken breasts are a common meal!
Hey Jeff, Leslie's innocent. He's a good boy. It doesn't matter what he does to anyone.
Well, as we all know, the more you talk, the more trouble you're likely to get.
And Dylan's mother mentioned that when he lived in LA, he sometimes stayed at a place called the Astor Motel,
which was just a 15 minute drive from the vacant lot in Lamert Park where Elizabeth Short's body was found.
Now the Aster Motel was a ground level strip of 10 concrete cabins.
It was gross. Very thick walls.
It's still there, by the way. It's now called the new Aster Motel.
Well the Aster back then had a reputation not necessarily for where sex workers did their business,
but for a place where sex workers lived.
Hey, I don't suck dick here!
This is where I wash my pussy!
You don't come to my house to get your dick sucked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
At a shittier hotel!
Honestly, we come here to pray.
The Astor was owned by a syphilitic ex-con named Henry Hoffman who'd done time
for mail fraud involving an oil scam in Texas.
When you say syphilitic, that means he had syphilis?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I just wanted to make sure.
Yeah, syphilitic.
It's like, you know how syphilis took like 20 years to take Al Capone down?
It's kind of like this.
At this point, Henry Hoffman was about 60 years old and you know the syphilis hadn't took his brain but you know there was some floating around there.
The doctor said I'm turning into a knock-a-lantern.
You want to stay in the master suite?
You're gonna have to sit in my lap while I go to sleep.
You know you're not a great man when a hundred years later you're remembered by that adjective.
The syphilitic.
Put it on my grave stone.
I was horny to death.
Well, he'd been in trouble with the law on a domestic violence charge just weeks before
the Black Dahlia murder.
This colorful past Hoffman and his wife said was why they didn't report what they found in cabin number three of the Aster on the very morning that Elizabeth Short's body was found
fifteen minutes away.
Motel owner Henry Hoffman said that when he opened the door to cabin number three that
morning he found a room covered in feces and blood.
Not feces.
Feces.
That seems like something that seems like a
evidence so the bedsheets and blankets it was smeared on the bathroom walls it
was fucking everywhere and after cleaning the room from top to bottom again
again again not reporting it
because Henry Hoffman had just been arrested,
the Astor Motel sent out what laundry they could salvage
and they burned the rest.
Yeah.
And it is documented that just after January 15th,
the Astor Motel did indeed have a large laundry bill,
the only large bill in its history.
I just gotta confess,
it's the only time bill in its history I just gotta confess it's the
only time we've ever done it it's true we waited until the 10 year anniversary
and that next thing I know it's not that's not the only place that had
brown number 12 had yellow.
You know what?
We're going to wash the sheets this year.
That's why that's such a big bill.
This is the year we wash the sheets.
Everybody gather around.
Burn the ones we can't keep.
It was a fun Los Angeles ritual.
So I think that's how you got to start looking at the laundromats and the drag cleaners. That cleaners Yeah, that's who knows cuz it's it you want me to cover up this murder now. He's thinking like a fucking
Yeah, exactly super complicated make things make things harder than they need to be
But cabin number three was not the only room with the aster that was in suspicious condition on January 15th
the motel owner's wife
January 15th, the motel owner's wife, Cora Hoffman, found a pile of clothes neatly tied in a bundle on the bed in cabin number 9.
I mostly consider myself a roommate to my husband's syphilis.
That's me, I kind of share him with the syphilis.
The clothes were wrapped in brown paper and a cord, as if the intention was to mail
them, much like Elizabeth's documents were mailed to the Los Angeles Examiner.
Inside the package was a woman's skirt, a blouse, and a pair of men's shorts with blood
spatter on them.
Motel owner Henry Hoffman said that he told his wife to burn the clothes along with the
blood-soaked towels and linens in the incinerator out back. And just after, they scrubbed down what may have been
the Black Dahlia murder kill room
before the story even broke.
See, but who kills somebody in shorts in January?
That is my biggest issue with this whole thing.
Oh, my God, it's January in Los Angeles.
I see shorts every single fucking day here.
I think Rob's wearing shorts. No, he's not.
No, he's not, Pets.
It's for the delusional.
Yeah. It is for the delusional.
That's for an out-of-towner.
You know, like Wisconsin guys.
Our friend Adam Wirtz does it.
He wears shorts every single day, no matter what fucking...
But he's from Wisconsin.
But I know he's cold.
He's lying to everyone.
Yeah, with the, always got his feet out.
I know he's cold.
I know you're cold.
Wisconsinites, I know a lot of you like that.
You wear shorts. 40 degrees, washing a car, like you're some kind of hero. I know you're cold. I know you're cold. Wisconsinites, I know a lot of you like that. You wear shorty... 40 degrees washing your car like you're some kind of hero. I know you're cold.
You're lying to yourself. You're lying to us. Now it's important to note that the Hoffmans only
owned the Astor Motel for six months and these interviews were done two years after the murder.
Two years in which none of these people said anything to anyone about what they'd seen on January 15th
You know, when do you want me to jump in?
You want to wait to the end?
Before I start don't don't just pick it apart this piece by piece. That's not fun. I'm not going to do this to us
I'm sitting here because this is great. So you're just be silent
I'm sitting here because this is it is great. So you're gonna be silent
I'm really excited about it, you know as I get interrupted just be able to go through the narrative
I think what's most important in an audio medium is to reflect
And I'm just I'm holding space
Whatever it is that you do sure sure but actually meet her up you there
Well this gap in the interviews between the interviews and the actual murder itself
That's why I think the interview of the maid is so interesting when the the gangster squad tracked her down, she was a person who had no further
connections to the Hoffmans.
She said, you want extra pillow?
And a hotel is this.
It doesn't ever end.
But she also remembered the bloody room and the bundle of clothes quite well.
The clothes, she said, were a white blouse with ruffles and a black skirt, which was
the same outfit Elizabeth Short had been wearing the last time she'd been seen alive at the
Biltmore Hotel.
Eventually, that same maid admitted that she'd seen a person that she thought was Elizabeth
Short at the motel during the so-called missing week before Short's body was dumped, and
she wasn't the only one.
A man who lived across the street also said that he saw a woman who looked like Elizabeth
Short at Aster that same week.
According to him and other witnesses, this girl seemed trapped, possibly drugged, and
desperate to escape.
But the problem, admittedly, is that all these people described a black-haired girl, and
as we know, Short's hair was dyed a reddish-light brown when her body was found. And part of the reason why they said a black-haired girl. And as we know, Short's hair was dyed a reddish-light brown when her body was found.
And part of the reason why they said a black-haired girl
is because the pictures of Elizabeth Short
through the newspaper, they had black hair,
which shows that they probably didn't see her
because they saw the old picture of her,
and then now they're thinking about the old picture of her
when they think about Elizabeth Short,
and now they are blowing that out
to think about every dimin diminutive bow-lipped
Black-haired girl though. Also escorts are known to wear wigs when you work Yeah, so they don't like so they don't get found out when they're out being a normal person
You're correct. She could have been wearing a wig whenever they saw her. I don't believe Elizabeth Short was an escort
She was not no, she was not a call girl. We'll get to the sex worker angle
Escort not a sex worker. They just enjoy a good time with
Together and no straw. Yeah, I was your escort
Some prostitute
No, you were you were I would like to be seen with you and I paid you for it
Just go to Henry's broski.com
And honestly, just go to Henryzbrowsky.com and have me escort you to your own. I can escort a lot of people.
Escort for ought to.
Well, I mean, it might be that these people misremembered Short's hair color because,
like you said, all the pictures they saw of her over and over again showed a young woman
with black hair.
Or it could be that they were remembering somebody else entirely.
But either way, these people were sure
that the person they saw at the Asta that week
was Elizabeth Short.
What we do know for sure though,
is that the bloody room did exist.
Yes.
Klara Hoffman's brother-in-law,
who also lived at the motel at the same time,
confirmed that the blankets in cabin number three
were soaked in so much blood
that it looked like someone had taken gallons of red paint and poured it over the bed.
This brother-in-law had also worked at a mortuary in the past and said that the amount of blood
he saw in that room was just about equivalent to the total amount of fluid in a human body.
Okay.
Lest we forget, Elizabeth Short's corpse was found completely drained of blood. No one's been known to exaggerate anything
It's a lot of blood there's a lot of it well
Well, I mean whether you are you just gonna sit and snipe this whole time with these like shitty comments. No
Killed in that room by a different person. I don't know.
No.
Someone was killed in the room unless someone had a fucking hell of a period.
You know what's funny?
They do believe that the blood was not as spread all over the bed and it was period blood.
Really?
Yes.
Who is they?
The police.
Oh, the police.
We're going to get to the grand jury.
We're going to get to the grand jury.
But the police never saw the room. We're gonna get to the grand jury! We're gonna get to the grand jury! But the police never saw the room! We're gonna get there!
Lastly, Henry and Clara Hoffman's daughter was interviewed by author Pugh Eatwell years
later and she distinctly remembered the bloody room incident as well.
I've made a few bloody rooms myself.
Yes, because my name is Pugh!
Pugh!
Pugh!
So, unless another woman was brutally murdered and drained of her blood the same night as Elizabeth Short just 15 minutes from Short's dump site, which is entirely possible because LA was a fucked up place at this time.
Oh yeah, dude. We didn't talk about the werewolf murders. We didn't talk about all the kind of other stuff. There was a bunch of unsolved lady murders that happened.
It seems like though everyone's like 15 minutes from here 20 minutes from there. It's traffic. It's great
Freeway
We actually looked at like I mean this was 1947 or we sure attuned didn't do this
I know because it's so funny cuz they're like you look at how she got all around she went from downtown to the valley to holly
What else looks like how the fuck could she even get around she went from downtown to the valley to hollywood
I was like how the fuck could she even get there? She never car. Yeah, well they had the red car. Yeah
My god, it'll be beautiful
But I think at the end of the day it's likely that this was the room where Elizabeth Short was killed
Now motel owner Henry Hoppets. God damn it, stop doing that shit!
I did nothing!
I said nothing!
Live from your grave.
Now motel owner Henry Hoffman said he also encountered the Black Dahlia,
but it took months for him to come clean,
although he had a good reason for keeping it quiet.
When I saw her, she was already in too,
but it was crazy,
that the top half was kissing me.
He finally admitted to a gangster squad member after months of establishing a rapport that the
woman he believed was Elizabeth Short was at the Aster Motel for two days, although she could have
been there longer in another room without his knowledge. Hoffman said that Short was in cabin
number nine. Number nine. The...
Number nine.
That was the cabin where the clothes matching the description
of Elizabeth's last outfit had been found bundled.
And on January 9th and 10th,
Hoffman had seen her numerous times.
One time, he said, he came into the room
and she was naked under a bed sheet,
appearing as if she had been drugged
with something like, say, I don't know,
phenobarbital pills. You sick or you flirt with me? You sick? You sick cold? You lady?
Well Hoffman had run his fingers through Shorts hair and tried taking advantage
of her but even in her drug state she refused and he left without further
incident. No one will ever love me. Why do they gotta sleep? For me to kiss? Why can't I get a live one
except that one sick girl? Made me sick, gave me this lover's disease. Well, time to compile
laundry for the next year.
Well, this Hoffman knew his creep behavior. He believed that the cops would think that he was the killer if he told them about this
incident, which is why it took him months to admit it.
Hoffman's most valuable contribution to the case, however, concerned who else was at the
Astor Motel during Elizabeth Short's so-called missing week.
Hoffman said that a, quote, fellow from Batavia stayed at the motel for four or five days at the same time
that Elizabeth Short had stayed there.
Now there are a number of cities called Batavia,
many of which are here in America.
It must be something different
because he had wooden shoes.
I could tell the way he was clumping around.
First I thought he was one of those live, huge nutcrackers.
And my wife told me again and again, those are not real.
But when it comes to the Aster Motels man from Batavia, it's most likely that Henry Hoffman
was talking about the Batavia in Indonesia, which has been called Jakarta since the Indonesians
won their independence from the Dutch after World War II.
So the man we're talking about here would most likely be Dutch or something similar and while we don't have a Dutchman in our story
We certainly have a Dane
After Henry Hoffman gave a physical description of the man from Batavia it matched who else but Danish nightclub owner
Mark Hansen
Well, he says it does this all came out after the fact though
And we all know he's a shady ass too.
Everybody's shady. Everybody in the circle is shady.
Henry Hoffman was not shown a picture of Mark Hansen and said,
is this the guy? Henry Hoffman gave a description
of the man from Batavia and it matched Mark Hansen.
He had a bunch of curly soup on his head, I think it's called hair.
He had a, oh yeah, he definitely had a shirt on.
Oh my.
My nose is falling off.
Ah, my lips.
To recap Mark Hanson, his legitimate business
was running and owning a chain of movie theaters,
but he also ran a club called the Florentine Gardens,
which was a known mob operation that had connections to corrupt LAPD officers.
For example, LAPD homicide detective Finis Brown was said by numerous people to have worked as a bag man for Mark Hanson's
operation, and it was said that Finis Brown was in deep debt to Mark Hanson at the time of the Black Dahlia murder.
Finis Brown, if you'll remember, was also the homicide detective in charge of investigating
the Black Dahlia murder, and it's speculated that Fennis Brown drove the investigation
away from Mark Hanson any time the clues led in that direction as a way to repay his debt.
As far as why the investigation pointed towards Hanson in the first place, an address book
with his name printed on the cover showed up at the offices of a Los Angeles examiner along with
a trove of Short's personal documents, things that could have only come from someone who
was with Elizabeth in the last hours or days of her life.
Elizabeth Short also lived at Mark Hanson's house for a period of time just before her
murder, and the two of them had a strained relationship,
rife with jealousy, that ended in a nasty fight.
Soon after, Elizabeth fled to San Diego by bus and was found sleeping in the Aztec theater
by the kindly Dorothy French.
For the short time that Elizabeth stayed with Dorothy French, a number of people came by
to try and speak with Elizabeth, although we have no idea who these people were or why
they wanted to speak with her.
All we know is that the visits caused Elizabeth a lot of anxiety.
Then on January 9, 1947, Elizabeth Short returned to Los Angeles and was dropped off at the
Biltmore Hotel.
Over a period of hours, she made a number of calls, the last of which was to who else
but Mark Hansen
Elizabeth then left and no one knew where she went until
Motel owner Henry Hoffman came forward
But that's only if you believe Henry Hoffman his wife her sister their brother-in-law the maid and several other people. Okay, this is
Why do you love Mark Hansen so much? What did he do for you? Yeah, he finally gave me a shot at being the number one girl at this wonderful place. Have
you been to the mayonnaise balcony? He said that I can sing any song I want.
So the first song I sang was, hey, get me some beer or I'm going to shit on the floor.
And then I got fired.
That's a 12 minute song.
It is.
It is.
So I got fired.
So I'll always thank him for giving me my shot.
The Henry Hoffman wasn't the only person to put Mark Hanson at the Astor Motel that week.
The man who commented that there was enough blood in Cabin Number 3 to fill a human body
also identified Hanson as being at the motel during that week.
I see buckets of blood every day.
I know what buckets of blood look like.
I see them every day.
I have them in my home.
I have them in my garden.
I just have cups of blood.
That's because you're a pussy.
You're a real man like me.
I'm a doctor.
I look at blood.
I look at blood. I read blood. I know blood. That's because you're a pussy. You're a real man like me. I'm a doctor. I look at blood. I look at blood.
I read blood. I know blood.
Can I work for you?
First of all, let's take a look at that blood.
Well, his wife also put Mark Hanson at the hotel that week.
The man they identified as Mark Hanson, by the way, stayed at the Astor Motel in room number 8,
the room right next to the one where the clothes were found bundled and where Henry Hoffman said that he saw Elizabeth Short naked and drugged.
But Mark Hanson did not kill Elizabeth Short.
The most likely suspect for that was Leslie Dillon, and he had connections to the Astor
Motel as well.
The registration records showed that Dillon stayed there definitively in April of 1947,
four months after the Black Dahlia murder. After! This to me makes a lot of sense
that Dylan would return to the Astra to relive the memory because it's proven
that process killers, the ones who were there for the brutality of the murder
itself, they sometimes return to the scene of the crime for this express
purpose. Also the room was on discount for all the blood and shit I know I got one place it'll fit my budget
Unfortunately mysteriously and suspiciously though Henry Hoffman's wife had burned all the registration records that may have shown
Exactly who stayed at the Aster motel in January of 1947?
No one knows why she burned him, but she burned him. Obviously, she was trying to hide something.
Probably had nothing to do with this,
but it was a shady fucking place.
It was already a shady place,
because that was the thing.
It's weird, to be honest, in a way,
it sounds actually sort of in a madam-style way
that Clara Hoffman was looking after
some of the sex workers that were living in there,
and that she was burning that as you burn the evidence
that they were there, which is because they were constantly going after there was so many different vise
Yeah, they were constantly looking up which is still like the heart of the corruption of the LAPD
I think a lot of it was getting into racketeering and
Sex work human trafficking. Yeah, and that's so they were actually maybe kind of helping that way
And if that's true, then that means that the corruption of the Los Angeles Police Department
once again cut off a possible end to this line of questioning.
Very much so.
But that's the thing is if there was, you know, those records and they could have seen
it was like, okay, well, no, none of these people were here during this time.
None of these people use these aliases.
But no, we don't have that.
And now at last, we come to what may have happened to Elizabeth Short
and how all of
these people come together.
Now, I will admit that I did get a little ahead of myself when it came to fingering
Leslie Dillon as definitely the guy without questions.
Stop pointing to me like you're a fucking child.
That's the closest we ever got!
That's the closest we ever got!
I just can't believe Marcus fingered him.
Well, his name was Leslie.
And when you're already there, by the time
you get there, if you're not going to finger him, you're filled with hate. So you might
as well go, you don't want to be a homophobe. If he brings you there, I want to make sure
I'm making them feel, again, creating space.
Well, in the jumble of names, dates, and places that I was swimming in during our preliminary
research, I thought that I had read that Leslie Dillon had definitely worked for Mark Hanson as a pimp in Los Angeles.
To me, this tied it all together in a neat little package.
That claim, however, was just speculation on the part of Dr. Joseph Pohl Deriver.
See, Leslie Dillon had been arrested for pimping in San Francisco, and while he did work as
a bellhop and a pimp in the same territory as Mark Hanson's operation, there is no definitive link between the two men.
The closest we come to a connection was through Jeff Connors.
The 40-
Jeff!
Oh, I forgot about you!
Oh, Jeff, you did it again!
Yep, Jeff, the 40-year-old busboy, pulp fiction writer, and failed actor turned cosmetic salesman
who had the misfortune of being the stand-in for Leslie Dillon when Leslie talked about
the Black Dahlia murder to the gangster squad.
And nothing says full grown adult like a tiny hat.
These bellhops, man, these guys are corrupt as fuck.
Oh my god.
They're a little like, I thought, I don't know why, again, we talked about this before
how Leslie Dillon is Rob Schneider from Home Alone 2 but yeah
They all are yeah, every one of these bellhops are like a little it's like a criminal syndicate
They always they always lingering always taking down mental notes. They know everything they know where you sleep
Yeah, they know where you stay know what your bags look like now
I read an article about how like bellhops were really big in a blackmail
Like back in the day and like they
were really big in it like it was blackmail and pimping those were the two and theft of
course ladies don't let yourself get pimped by a bellhop no no no now jeff connors wasn't
the black dolly a killer but he was friends with leslie dylan the connection here is that
after jeff divorced from his wife she went to live with Mark Hansen and Leslie Dillon had gone to Jeff's ex-wife's door
after he was released by the LAPD to tell her that she better keep her mouth shut about what she knew.
There's no way that Leslie Dillon and Mark Hansen did not know and work together.
There are two pimps that are working out of the same fucking building.
But pimp is a word that is, like, it is a spectrum.
So there's a spectrum.
There's like, there are people that have taken money,
right, for like, there's a low level,
it's kind of like when you talk about human trafficking.
All human trafficking is not a bunch of Indonesian women
in a U-Haul being trucked across state lines.
Like, human trafficking is as simple as buying a lady
that is underage, a fucking plane ticket
to come to you to have sex, right?
So pimping has also got a spectrum.
So they're on some level.
Yeah, pimping has territories as well.
But you can't really cross them.
But again, you're talking about, Eddie, you're talking about high level.
Again, this is high level.
These are not professional pimps.
These are people that have taken money very casually from sex workers at the time that
they have set up, they've brok broker little things for them. But these are nowhere
near professional pimp's Leslie Dillon and Mark Mark Hansen.
He's an ally pimp which is a casting director. Yeah, that's
what he was he was a he so was Dylan even though he was in
San Francisco, he was also in L he was a light pimp he was
more so a across the spectrum-spectrum Small-time criminal if you're at a ten-room hotel, and there are two pimps
Probable that Mark Hansen wasn't there and it's probable that Leslie Dillon isn't as big of a pimp as they made him out to be
Now what Jeff Connors exwife knew, we have no idea.
But I do still believe that there is a compelling story to be told when it comes to these two
men and Elizabeth Short.
See, Mark Hanson had become obsessive and possessive over Elizabeth Short in the time
she'd lived in his home, and they had parted on acrimonious terms.
The people who came to visit Elizabeth in San Diego may have been other girls who lived at Mark Hansen's house
Who were trying to convince her to come back on Mark's behalf?
But it's possible that Elizabeth was scared of Hansen either because of something he said or dead or because of his connections to the criminal
underworld well
They were definitely on the outs because and it really honestly I can't believe that because the conflict
Wasn't with Mark Hansen in the house. It was with the other ladies. I know that's why she got kicked out of the house
Yes, but there was also much acrimony between Hansen and Elizabeth short as well
Yes, because of the jealousy and all the boy like all the data is going on
I don't think the ladies are trying to bring her back, but then who are those people?
I think that they were it the other people she pissed off
her back. But then who were those people? I think that they were it's the other people she pissed off. I think they were also trying to I don't think we're I think we're slightly
minimizing how many people is but the short can piss off in a very short period of time.
That is true. I do think that she was as she got more desperate. The like and this is not
victim blaming her behavior got worse. Yeah, that as she got more desperate, she was calling more and more people
that did not want her around,
and eventually what she was doing,
which to me, which would lead to her eventual death,
is burn so many bridges with her lies,
because it was the lies.
It was telling one people she's going someplace
and then not going there,
and then stealing money and like being very you know
She was a she was a homeless woman
Should will put you in some really fucking awful situation
And then you have to make awful decisions in order to survive and so I think that's what she was doing and it did
Lead to her death
I think desperation is exactly what led to it is Elizabeth short was also in the habit of pestering Hansen for money
Yes
And it was clear that Short was dead broke
when she arrived back in Los Angeles on January 9th.
No matter how afraid she might've been,
it's possible that Mark Hanson was a last resort,
as she'd already called everyone she could think of
for help before calling him.
Spent three hours on the phone trying to find somebody
who would wire her money, help her out, nothing doing.
If that's true, there's a whole story about that also.
Like there's so many-
But we can't say if that's true to every single thing that happens.
You can't.
But don't say I have full records.
No.
If we do that though, then there's no story.
We're just docking, we just have a fucking bowl of fucking crime pudding.
That's what it is.
That we're trying to shove into people's mouths.
That's what this whole story is.
I'm trying to serve a fucking meal here and you're trying to serve oatmeal!
I work good pudding!
This is fucking- but literally it's not oatmeal
It's just understanding that this is the one theory
An oatmeal is a great breakfast
It is. It's actually-
In oatmeal's defense
Did you get the yogurt? I'm doing yogurt now
I know but I'll do oatmeal too. Because of Wilfer Brimley
We know that Elizabeth Short left the Biltmore just after talking to Hanson on the
phone and possibly by Hanson's direction, she may have ended up at the Astor motel because
Hoffman said that Short showed up on January 9th.
See Mark Hanson did tell the DA's office that he had two rooms in Los Angeles that he used
for prostitution, although he did not say exactly where. While the Aster wasn't used specifically for sex work, it was where sex workers
lived. So it's possible that Mark Hanson knew about this place through the
grapevine. As far as why he didn't just bring her home, as you said, Elizabeth had
gotten to a fight with one of the other girls at Hanson's house just before she
left. So he probably wasn't too keen on bringing her back.
But Hanson had an obsession with Elizabeth, so the Astor was as good as place as any to keep her
until he could figure out what to do with her. Once Elizabeth arrived at the Astor, she was given
room number nine, but after a couple of days there, she could have moved to Mark Hanson's room
next door when he showed up as the man from Batavia, which
is what Hoffman might have been talking about when he said she could have stayed
there without his knowledge. Or he just dumped her there and left. Yeah, it's
possible that some sort of argument between Elizabeth and Mark could have
erupted in the few days that Hansen was in and out of the Astor, and it's possible
that Hansen was simply tired of dealing with this situation
altogether.
Could also be that Elizabeth Short knew something she shouldn't have, and threatened Hanson
with exposure during the argument.
Reportedly, in regards to Elizabeth Short, Hanson told an associate, someone get rid
of that girl.
This could be where Leslie Dillon comes into the picture.
According to motel owner Henry Hoffman and three other witnesses, Leslie Dillon was also
at the Astor Motel during Elizabeth Short's so-called lost week.
So if Leslie Dillon was given the task of getting rid of Elizabeth Short, it's possible
that after moving her to room number three, he decided to have his way with her before getting rid of her remember
Leslie Dillon was an admitted rapist and it's possible that he may have tried drugging and raping Elizabeth Short before killing her and
That's when the micro penis came out
Even just the lead-up I could tell a micropenis was coming. Just like, just from the guy's attitude.
We know he had a micropenis.
He definitely had a micropenis. Absolutely.
Wow.
Yeah.
Going off the fact that...
It's never a wow.
Now, you put, oh, but we said this last time and it is, remember, when you do see a micropenis, always say wow.
Put it in a crescent roll.
But you just...
If you see a micropenis, you go, nice.
Yeah.
I always wanted to fuck one of these. That's what you say. That's, you go, nice. Yeah, I always wanted to fuck one of these.
That's what you say.
That's what you say, yeah.
Stay, stay, wow.
Or just be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Never, you know what you don't do?
Aw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
More of a, if you feel aw, go, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,
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that Elizabeth Short was.
I could see her from what I know about her
laughing at the sight of it.
You ever do it?
And he knocked her cold as a result.
He then bound her wrists and suspended her
from the ceiling somehow using the oversized
leather dog leash that was found in his luggage
after his arrest.
A leash that, by the way, was found to have a blood spot
when it was examined by somebody
outside of the LAPD. Because if you, I know what you're going to get to, everything we're going to
hear about the Astor Motel is all stuff that the LAPD is saying. Yeah, and you know, all of my leashes
are covered in blood. Well it's different, your dogs openly bleed, that's what they like to do,
and you're supporting them. Now once Elizabeth was tied up, it's possible that Leslie Dillon decided to take out all the rage he felt about his small penis on Elizabeth Short,
beating her mercilessly, forcing her to eat feces, and carving that ghoulish smile on her face.
If you'll remember, Dillon told Deriver that he liked girls with, quote,
big mouths.
After Elizabeth finally succumbed to her injuries,
Dylan may have cut the body in two, and I'm kind of coming around to this idea so he could
more easily transport it. Now, but that makes sense. Yes. Then he drained it in the bathtub,
which all of this would account for the ungodly amount of blood found all over that room. And I
thought it was in the, all the blood was on the bed. It was on the bed, it was in the bathroom,
it was everywhere. As for the feces, there's a large amount of debate as to whether or not that's
what was actually in Elizabeth's short stomach. This is one of the most important points in this
entire story is one of these, is this question. Well, because there's a lot of people, if you
read Severed, right? Like that's the big book. Severed is the one, well, Severed is where this
comes from. Yes. So the idea that she had that she was force-fed shit
Well in her torture is this big thing which connects it to the Astor motel
I'm in the John Douglas camp that believes what you had was that you do have someone with surgical experience
Yeah, that did cut somebody in half in order to transport them
But the big reason why is that because the proper medical
actual procedure to cut someone in half and have them live
was not invented for another 20 years.
So that was like a thing for a while,
people thought maybe this doctor knew how to do that.
But that was not around until the 1960s.
So whatever they did, they did expertly cut through
the spine, but they did not expertly cut through
the gastrointestinal system.
So what that then led was to a back load of shit from her duodenum up into her upper half
You gotta you know, you know the saying you want to make an omelet. You break some eggs
She could be the first person on this surgery. So if you want to make a shit-filled woman you cut her in half
great advice
I'm so glad you said that
I'm so glad you said that. I'm so glad Ed said that.
Some say it's entirely a myth, the whole feces thing, but the coroner did intimate in private
conversations that he thought that she was fed human feces, and room number three was
covered with the stuff along with all the blood.
It was brown!
But even if we wanted to definitively test for feces, or say phenobarbital, which was
the drug Dylan
would have likely used to drug Elizabeth Short, they wouldn't be able to, because the contents
of Short's stomach were lost along with so much else.
But really, the big question mark with the Leslie-Dillon theory concerns why he would
dump the body in that particular vacant lot on that particular street in Leimert Park.
I still believe it's the single most important point in the entire case.
Of course, where they found the body.
Yes.
No.
Well, the reason I could come up with is that after driving around the vicinity of the motel
to find a dump site, Dylan came across a neighborhood that was empty enough where he could dispose
of the body in two trips without being seen, but still had enough people where his display
would quickly be found.
See, I think Dylan, if he is the killer, he was proud of what he'd done, evidenced by
the D for Dylan carved into Elizabeth's skin.
That's my name.
He was proud enough to write to Dr. Deriver under the name Jack Sand and proud enough
to talk details just so long as he could say Jeff Connors did it.
Dylan was not, however, proud enough to go to jail for the rest of his life for this
crime. If you ask why he played the rest of his life for this crime.
If you ask why he played the game of talking about it but had an about face after he was
arrested, you might as well ask why Dennis Rader came out of hiding to restart communication
with the media as the BTK killer after he'd all but gotten away with killing 10 people.
Dennis Rader wanted to cultivate the notoriety and fear surrounding the legend of the BTK
killer by sending missives to the press and police.
But I'd imagine if you asked Dennis,
he would have far preferred to have spent the rest of his life catching dogs in Wichita as opposed to dying in prison.
You know what's funny? I really... I think this proves the opposite.
Ugh.
I do.
How?
I think it proves the opposite.
How? Tell me how!
You can't just do that thing where you say, I think it's the opposite and then you don't say anything
I can though
What if I did well just because the BTK in the very very end
His action said I did want everybody to know about it and then if I did want to go and live
Independently as a dog catcher
I absolutely could have and I've kind of laughed my way all over the bank and no one would have known and I think know about it. And then if I did want to go and live independently as a dog catcher, I
absolutely could have. And I've kind of laughed my way all over the bank and no one would
have known. And I think that that's the reason why if Leslie Dillon did this as an, as an
extra overkill for a mob boss and then made it one of the most famous crime scenes in
the face of the planet, I think that he would then get whacked himself. I don't think that
someone like, how does that? I just just those things just don't mesh together for me
I think it is the same thing where these guys do want to up the notoriety of the Kilding
They do want to kind of put they want to play with the police
They like this idea of like I'm smarter than the police
I can pull one over on them and I can still get some notoriety for it
But I'm not gonna go to jail for it
But BTK exactly but Leslie Dillon because all he wanted was notoriety BTK was an actual serial killer.
How did they find anyone else with the letter D carved in them?
Well, that's then we'll get into the world if you want to which I don't want to which is the werewolf kills
Which is a whole other fucking setup.
Are we sure?
Cuz what's her name? John? What's the next? There was a crime that eclipsed the black dolly or right after this
What do you believe is Jean straight?
Yeah, we talked about it in the first episode
Yes, and that had another initial carved in that was like a whole other copycat thing
They try to put together, but we don't know we that's one of those which is don't fucking know are we positive
It was a D and not like a sloppy. Oh
That's also a question that is
That is absolutely a question. That is absolutely a question.
But the thing is that Dennis Rader slipped and fell flat on his face during his dance
with Destiny, and he only copped everything because the evidence against him, from the
communications to the trophies he kept from all his victims, was overwhelming.
Leslie Dillon, on the other hand, was able to skate the charges completely.
And setting aside the question of his innocence or guilt what we can say is that for some reason the LAPD had a vested interest in making
sure Leslie Dillon never even went to trial and that I think is the biggest
point here not necessarily that you know this man is it you know they had that
somebody in custody that was you know defend that was definitively the killer
and it was definitely solved at the very least the LAPD wanted to make sure that this man never saw the lie today
and that the spotlight never came on Leslie Dillon in any meaningful way.
Because they had him on the Santa Monica vault robbery, right?
Yeah.
And then they had him on rape.
Yeah.
Yeah, they had him on rape.
Well, they didn't have him on rape.
He just had a bunch of phenobarbital pills.
Oh, and then how did we know he was a rapist?
He admitted it or?
He said, I drug and rape women, but that was not something that they could prove.
That was considered, yeah, it was also at the time one of those fun things where it
wasn't necessarily the hugest crime necessary.
It was a whole, like, he was considered a romance guy.
He was an extreme romance man.
Make America Great Again.
Finally.
And we're finally gonna get the chance. Romance man make America great again
See on the same day that a gangster squad member was supposed to take an official statement from Aster motel owner Henry Hoffman So they could start building their case in that direction
The officer was transferred out of the gangster squad without explanation
What's more when another officer tried picking up at the Aster motel where the gangster squad left off, his request for the files was denied
without any explanation either. Things only got worse when a corruption
scandal in the LAPD turned into a full-scale investigation that went all
the way to the mayor. Dude, they cocked it up to the fucking stratosphere.
That's the main point of this entire theory is that I think not even
just they didn't want Leslie Dillon to see the light of day, they didn't want anything
to see the light of day because as soon as you lift that lid, you're going to see they
just let some fake doctor go with their, their own uncontrollable police squad, the gangster
squad, these guys that are allowed to do whatever they want.
They're not checking in with the police chief.
They're not doing, they are literally completely,
they are a gang unto themselves.
And they're letting them run wild
and no one wants anything to come out
because they're like, oh my God,
everyone's gonna see that we're a bunch of criminals.
Well, oh no, because that's the thing.
What I'm talking about here is,
I don't think they gave a shit about everybody knowing
about all the unconstitutional stuff they did.
Because they did it all the time. Oh yeah, once you got to the grand jury didn't matter
Yeah, like I don't think they cared at all what they were most concerned about was this type of investigation
Yes, this type the vice squad in particular. They were the gang unto themselves
They would beat up nightclub owners who didn't sell out to their organized crime friends
They'd raid gambling houses that didn't pay protection and this is all while they let million dollar bingo parlors operate
with impunity just so long as the cops got their share.
Can you imagine playing bingo for millions of dollars?
The whole thing, this entire scandal culminated in the resignation of the police chief, and
the guy who replaced him reshuffled the whole department to avoid further scandal.
That reshuffle, unfortunately, included the gangster squad and its leadership.
The man put in charge of the squad after the reshuffle was who else but Finnis Brown's brother,
Thaddeus Brown, who, if you'll remember, had come to Mark Hanson's side after Hanson was shot by the dancer Lola Titus.
Every gangster squad member still left on the Black Dahlia murder were given new assignments
after Thaddeus Brown took over, and the investigation into the Astor Motel was handed to new officers
who dropped the ball completely.
It makes sense though in a weird way, because they should have solved the fucking murder
by now.
You haven't done it.
I'm going to give the case to someone else.
But they were right in the middle of a new line of investigation.
Like they had leads.
Like, I mean, with all the problems of the Astor motel, say what you will, it's leads.
Like for the first time in two years they've got leads.
And then all of a sudden this guy comes in whose brother is directly connected to not only this brother
He himself that is Brown is directly connected to one of the men that they're investigating and he's like get out of here
Go get it get off it get off it forget about it. You're on something else
I don't think you're necessarily wrong. I also think that the the concept of dr. Deriver Fucking shit up. Yeah, really fuck things up for them
like I think that they allowed it all like the corruption was just it goes past just
Active corruption into laziness where you're watching them all like this whole thing becomes this big crime oatmeal bowl
Yeah, cause of this cuz you got some cops that are just straight-up taking bribes
You got you got the hat squad the gangster squad
They're like just beating people up for no fucking reason. Yeah, you got the bellhops
You can't get a goddamn bellhop and mark everybody might be nightclub nightclub owners or finger in you in the butthole
Everybody is a fucking suspect and no one's nice. Yeah
Mm-hmm
Well as far as the press went during all this Agg Underwood, the reporter from the Los Angeles Herald Express who'd done so much work on the case, she heavily suspected that
the investigation was intentionally killed because of its connections to Mark Hanson
and the LAPD.
She even ran two articles about the Astor Motel in September of 1949, respectively titled
Black Dahlia Murder Room Located and Link LA Motel Murder with Dahlia
Murder and she did all this to try to keep the investigative line alive.
I mean she's a hero.
Aggie Underwood is something else.
She is the coolest person in this whole story.
And Aggie Underwood believed wholeheartedly that this case, the heart of this case was
Leslie Dillon, Mark Hanson and the LAPD.
Jimmy Richardson however, the last of the terrible men,
he decided to stay cozy with the cops
and reported that the new clues regarding the Black Dahlia murder,
all the stuff about the Aster Motel,
had been investigated and disregarded by, you guessed it, Thaddeus Brown.
Now, even though most everyone else had given up on the Black Dahlia murder,
fucking Dr. Deriver could not let it go.
Working with a private investigator, Deriver was able to get a grand jury investigation
started to see if they could indict Leslie Dillon for the murder of Elizabeth Short.
Dr. Deriver's private investigator had discovered that the bellhop who claimed that Dillon was in
San Francisco on the day of Elizabeth Short's murder had only said so
after he had been approached by an officer from the LAPD. See apparently bellhop was a bit of a roaming profession in those days because both Leslie Dillon and his bellhop friend ping-ponged
between jobs in Los Angeles and San Francisco. Quick, I need you to get this hat to Los Angeles.
I don't understand here is this is like how many syndicates are we looking at all right? We got the
Regular mafia we've got show business. We've got the place LAPD. Yeah, we have got bell ops
Yeah, we have got I'm trying to think all the other various criminal
Mission you got the the people coming in the
But it's like but in terms of just gangsters
Yeah, Z Segal just straight up that the normal the big time you had the Jewish mafia. Yeah
Yeah, you got multiple branches of the mafia. Yeah, I enjoy so this is a lot everybody's scheming something
It's like Los Angeles is a sea of various syndicates all
Competing to be the biggest criminal organizations because no one was running this town back then. Nah man, true freedom. It's just scams upon scams and everybody's got
something to hide and when everybody's got something to hide nobody wants to
talk and everybody's gonna try to protect their guy. Because the key is to
everybody's got if you got three scams going on and then you have something as
atomic as the Black Dahlia murder land into this into everybody's world, right?
It becomes this thing. I like to
Someone put this I want to say James Elroy talked about how Elizabeth Short is the one of the most influential people in Los Angeles
And she was only there for six months, which is like one of the most that's so LA
Yeah, as it is that's so and like but they're there
It's it's fascinating. Well, I mean, the bellhop had originally said that he'd seen Dylan in Los Angeles during
the time of the Black Dahlia murder.
Yeah, we were working bellhops at a hotel together.
But after the police officer convinced him maybe he wasn't remembering things correctly,
the bellhop changed his story to say, actually, no, no, no, Dylan was definitely in San Francisco
when the murder occurred.
Regarding cabin number three at the Aster, the supposed kill room, the LAPD had supposedly
tested it for blood and came up with nothing, but Deriver's PI sent in his own chemist
and their tests came back positive for blood.
The LAPD however dismissed the PI's findings because quote, certain other substances were also found to be there
Let me just okay
Fertilizer maybe but have we thought about jelly
Jelly no one thought about it. No one talked about it. You're right. You're right. He tests. You're right. They didn't run no tests
We have no idea of an elf exploded. Did somebody lick it guess what? This is after Christmas. Yeah, Santa is in LA
Hanging out is where he ends his run. He's got you know, he's off the bit man from Batavia
Shows up drops off and we all know the Dutch have sweet tooth they do they do and you go I can
Jellies I could see Santa
Maybe get no little too crazy. Yeah, the answer my tell. He's like Matt. He's like, where are my cookies?
Why'd you leave out these danishes? Yeah, exactly, you know, I don't know so I could also say
It could be raspberry. It could be raspberry boys in very
Now as the grand jury prepared the new crooked head of a gangster squad, Thaddeus Brown,
had sent one of his officers to secretly meet with Leslie Dillon, who'd since moved back
to Oklahoma.
The purpose of this meeting was to make sure that Dillon knew that he was supposed to say
that he was definitely in San Francisco during the Black Dahlia murder, which is not really
something that cops usually do with a murder suspect under investigation by a grand jury.
It's very fishy.
Admittedly, there was one detail that came out when the investigation began that discredits
Leslie Dillon in one respect.
Dillon did get it right that part of Short's pubic hair had been cut off and that a piece
of flesh where she had a tattoo had been gouged out.
But in the Palm Springs recordings with Dr. Deriver,
Dylan got what the killer did with those parts wrong.
He said that the killer would have probably thrown
those pieces down the toilet and flushed them.
Whereas in reality, those pieces were shoved up
Elizabeth Short's most private orifices.
What are those?
Her anus and vagina.
Oh, yes.
Oh, oh, okay.
I thought it was something like in a room.
I thought it was like a drawer
or something in a room. Oh, wow. Yeah, wow. That's different.
Well, maybe he said something like that to prove his innocence in a weird way.
Just throw him off. I don't know. I mean, a lot of people point to that as like, ah,
Leslie didn't, Dylan didn't know what he was talking about.
They specifically-
Someone else cleaned up the body after he had killed them and done that. And then when they
were cleaning up the body
They're like we can't leave this flesh around
Quantum level it begins to fall apart. Yeah, I mean there's definitely more than one person involved
Oh, yeah, but well according to I don't know
I've been thinking this this whole time. It was more than one person, but I do think then
John Douglas makes a point two people can keep a secret if one of them's dead
Yeah, so maybe whoever did it killed the other one. There's no way I feel like the same way about the JFK assassination
There's no fucking way that secrets too
Same way about the JFK assassination. There's no fucking way.
That secret's too juicy for someone did not give in,
someone would give in.
There could be people we've never even heard of
that were killed the same day as Elizabeth Short,
ditched in a different place,
and when we have no fucking idea.
I made a joke about Deborah Tall, but yes.
She was there, and honestly,
one of the craziest things I've ever seen,
split down the middle.
That's insane.
But vertical.
Yes, vertical.
That's fucking crazy.
Flayed inside, crazy.
Like a fucking beautiful piece of Branzino.
God, I love a Branzino.
Me too.
But when it came time for the original gangster squad investigators to testify for the grand
jury, they said that they believed that Leslie Dillon AND Mark Hanson were involved on at least some level, but every time they were
on the verge of a breakthrough, they were taken off the case without explanation.
But the Gangster Squad weren't the only cops who testified, and they weren't the only
ones to talk about Mark Hanson.
In particular, Finnis Brown muddied the waters as badly as he could and went to bat specifically
for Mark Hansen one more time by telling a story that absolutely no one believed.
Finnis Brown testified that his connection to Mark Hansen was only through Lola Titus,
the dancer who'd shot Hansen in the back.
If you'll remember, Hansen had said, get me Brown from his hospital bed
after Lola had shot him.
Now, unfortunately, Brown is a different context
after this episode, so he went,
get me Brown.
Does it mean like, paint him Brown,
get him a bowl of Brown?
Get me a bowl of Brown.
Yeah, get me a bowl of Brown.
Well, the reason behind that request
Finnis Brown was now saying
was because Hanson was
a snitch.
Finnis went on to say that lolatitis was actually at the center of an underground pornography
ring and Finnis had actually flipped Hanson to help take this pornography ring down.
None of this was true and fucking nobody believed it.
No, because she was so young, right?
Yeah, she was in her early 20s
She was a very erratic human being she was sexy. She was kind of she kind of a
Vibe about her, but yeah, I think that yeah, I think that that you know, no not this theory
No, I don't believe it. Well, that's the thing is that that's this isn't a theory and that's what this is a grand jury testimony
Yeah, but this is a grand jury testimony. Yeah, but then you have any confidence in just saying stuff. Yeah, but that's part of the,
that's part of the fishiness here,
is how far Finis Brown goes
to try to make Mark Hanson a hero.
To try to put Mark Hanson, take Mark Hanson
as far away from this case as humanly possible
at every turn.
It's also good just straight up
because he really did believe he was innocent.
And that he felt that Mark Hanson was getting pulled in and maybe it's because
he does other shit and it's all the side gigs I mean I don't know he did side
gigs he was a bag man for he worked specifically for Mark Hanson he was in
debt to Mark Hanson what do you say it's a part of paying back the debt
absolutely but what if he not the fucking he just did all these other
crime this is the problem if you do every other crime but the black Dahlia murder, they can still cover up for you, but it doesn't necessarily have to be
for the Black Dahlia murder. It's because you're fucking fully in bed with a bunch of other
criminals and now you're all trying to save your ass. Yeah, because maybe if Mark Hanson didn't do
it, if they looked into Mark Hanson deep enough, all of them would go down for other shit.
Oh, of course. And that might be a bit of my point later on.
That is my big thing.
But to really drive home his loyalty,
Finna said that Hanson had actually been very helpful
to the police during the Black Dolly investigation.
He gave him money.
Yeah.
He was super helpful.
I love this guy.
It's like him sitting on a jet ski.
This jet ski is so important to my investigative process.
But they said the reason why he was helpful is because he gave him photos of Elizabeth
Short.
Now of course the center of this grand jury investigation was supposed to be the Astor
Motel.
It was hoped that Mark Hanson could be linked to the case through the testimony of Motel
owner Henry Hoffman, who had been quite sure prior to the grand jury about the identity
of the man from Batavia, but when it came time to testify, Henry Hoffman and his wife
changed their tune.
In the Black Dahlia case, statements had a habit of becoming confusing and contradictory
after witnesses spoke with Finnis Brown in particular, and by the time of the grand jury,
Henry and Klara Hoffman were now saying that there was no man from Batavia at the motel when Elizabeth
Short was supposedly there. Now obviously the Astor motel was a shady operation
run by shady people and there's no telling what all the Hoffmans were
involved with while they were running the motel or what they did after they
sold it. So there's no telling what, if anything, the cops had over them. Do you have any idea how hard it is
to run an establishment while you're actively melting?
I live in an Alice in Wonderland reality.
Syphilis has occupied most of my brain.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm a floating grin.
I look in the mirror, I wish I knew who I was.
Mr. Hoffman, there's blood in cabin three again.
No, I wouldn't look at it. It was jelly Santa.
I'm coming after him. Did he leave his credit card?
Is that why the blood was delicious?
Yes. Yes, I know, right?
And how about that brown?
I like a dark brown for certain.
But it is telling that Clara Hoffman's sister and her brother-in-law, the oh my god there's
enough blood in here to fill a human body guy, they both stuck to their original story
about the man from Batavia in totality.
I say that every time I go in a room.
Oh my god, there's a lot of blood in here to fill a human body.
In mine. See you soon,
alright? Hopefully, right?
But in the end, this wasn't anywhere near enough. Now when the grand jury issued its
report, they did declare that the investigation into the Black Dahlia murder was a part of
a systematic corruption of the justice system that ultimately led to an increasing number
of unsolved homicides
in Los Angeles.
Absolutely.
Yes.
Like that is the, I feel like that's the main note because I do think you have a grand jury
looking at this mess.
Well that's the thing.
They also noted in their report that the police officers were supposed, who were supposed
to be solving the Black Dahlia murder were evasive, corrupt, and prone to misconduct.
Yes.
So like everything was a fucking mess. Yes. And there was lots of murder in Los Angeles at this point.
Dude!
And high-profile murders.
You remember right before this, it was the three little girls
in that fucking rape murder series that was horrible.
There was a series, again, the werewolf murders.
There was the... this was a...
All the gangland murders, like Bugsy Siegel was killed five months...
It's gotta be almost impossible to solve a murder in Los Angeles in this time, even if you're not corrupt.
That's the issue.
Well, I'm waiting to my point!
I gotta get to my point!
But in the end, the LAPD had introduced enough doubt to make the grand jury declare that there was insufficient evidence to investigate Leslie Dillon or Mark Hanson any further.
Afterward, the new LAPD chief fired Dr. Deriver and abolished the position of police psychiatrist.
In retaliation for going against the LAPD, cops harassed Dr. Deriver for years.
They followed him, they broke into his house, they would shoot at him, like just in his general
direction, just bang bang. Every once in a while they'd leave dead fish on his doorstep.
Dude, I was really- And this isn't just Dr. Deriver being paranoid.
His daughter came on and said, yes, for years we were harassed by the LAP.
Back in the day you could shoot at somebody and it was funny.
Yeah, I'd just be like, that guy's crazy.
I owe him $5.
America, oh gracious guys. Gee. But Dr. Deriver, it is, I remember reading an article, one of the last things I had read
about him was that they'd found him right before his death.
This reporter wanted to hear about all this.
And Dr. Deriver, he answered, it's just like a fucking film noir.
It was like in the late 80s.
And then he went to this Hollywood mansion and he went up there and he knocked on the door and the door opens and Dr. Derivers and
his his ascot and his robe and he has a gun and he comes out and he's just like, oh, you're
the man and I'm supposed to see. And he's just like, yeah, buddy. Yeah. And he's just
been like, I never know who's coming to kill me. I never know who's on the other side of
this dog. And then they went crazy. They're're like Jesus fucking Christ, buddy. All right, guys. I think maybe
decaf
Reporter Aggie Underwood also got harassed by the cops for continually insisting on more
Investigation into Leslie Dillon and Mark Hanson enough and she got harassed enough where she started carrying a gun everywhere she went just in case. Eventually she backed down, but
author Pugh Eatwell discovered something interesting in the California State
University Journalism Archives. This is about the most black Dahlia fucking
thing that could possibly happen. It was an interview with Aggie Underwood from
1974, but just as it appears as if she's about to talk about
the Black Dahlia case, the film mysteriously cuts.
So we have no idea what she may have said.
I think her waist just did that.
I think she's a fucking suspect, man.
Dylan?
No!
Poo eat well.
Poo eat well?
Yeah, Poo!
They've written the name! They've written the name! Finallyoh eat well! Poo eat well? Yeah, Poo! Ohhhhh! They printed the name!
They printed the name!
Finally!
Who else will receive my poo?
World of information!
As far as what Leslie Dillon did with the rest of his life, he remarried quite a few
times and eventually, this is weird even if he didn't do it, he had a daughter named Elizabeth.
Weird.
That is fucked up.
It's real fucked up.
Someone should just beat the shit out of him for that.
Yeah, well, he's dead.
He died in San Francisco in 1988.
Of course he's dead.
Still accusingly.
You see?
Even if you're 25 in 1947, there's not a good chance that you're still around in 2025.
Yeah.
Now, there are certainly holes in the Leslie Dillon case.
There was no firm connection established between him and Mark Hanson.
It was never incontrovertibly proven that he was in LA during the time of the murders.
Why would the bellhops cover for him when they got other crimes going on?
They would gladly give up the Black Dahlia murder so that they could get, they could
be absolved of other things.
Because all the bellhops work together and Jellon's got information on the other bellhop
so if he takes him down, he's gonna take him down
But if that stealing hat stopped Black Eye a murder
But I think that one bellhop, I think the cop did have something on him
Yeah, definitely
Like either say that he was in San Francisco at the time of the murder or you're going to jail
Yeah, or you don't get to keep that diamond necklace you stole from that lady
Yeah
But it fits me so well, doesn't it, Austin?
And you know and Leslie Dillon also got some of the mutilation details wrong in one of
his interviews.
And even the Astor Motel itself has its problems.
I mean, witnesses got the color of Elizabeth's hair wrong.
The shuffling of the rooms from nine to eight to three doesn't make a lot of sense.
The interviews were all done two years later.
And it's possible that the gangster squad, just like all the rest of the fucking cops,
just simply leaned on these people until they told a story that the squad
Wanted to hear and now I also say our next hero a man by the one of the most grumpy men to ever live
I think was a character he played. No, he was big on the track. He would always lose all his money at the track
He was gambled away millions. I'd actually put Jack lemon like I put Jack lemon as the grumpier old man
I've heard he was and that just makes me like a more Wow. I like somebody who loses all their money
I wouldn't love to purchase though. I think it's cute
So one of the grumpiest men that we're ever gonna meet honestly Larry Harnish. She's gonna come in spoiler next episode
Is it he says one of the most poignant statements?
I have heard about this whole case, which is that you'll find
That the people with some of the least to do with this are so excited
To get themselves involved in this case and that they show up and they they are excited
I think that when you first go to the Aster motel and you ask all these questions about Elizabeth short
I think that you're first
Like you want to give the cop a good answer you do you want to get him out of there?
But no no that's that the problem with that is that it actually took the cops quite a long time to get the information
Out of these people probably because you're also showing up and leaning on them
Yeah, until they do give you something
But I think that it's very exciting at very first blush to be a part of this story
But then what Larry harnesses but you notice when I talked to the family members anyone that this case has actually touched
It destroyed their lives so thoroughly that they never want to have anything to do with this ever again
They don't want to talk about it. And so but that was family members. Yeah, but it's not just family members
It's like the people that actually knew her the people that like the
people around these people so the this story like these are looky-loos like that's how I view it. They are looky-loos that at first
were super excited about being involved in the case
but the problem with dumb impulsive people is they don't understand the consequences of their actions and then once the finally like oh
Wow, it's a big deal. You go down to the courthouse, you got the cops everywhere,
the judge is staring you, now it's real.
Now this isn't just me standing on the street
telling you kind of what I thought sort of happened.
Now it's like, oh I better, I gotta say something
and maybe that's where the truth comes.
I don't know, I have no idea.
Yeah, I mean you could technically say that
about any witness in any crime ever.
No, because I find that there are brave witnesses, but that's why there are differences between
there are brave witnesses.
This is somebody that wanted to tell this version of the story instead.
Maybe.
But there's also the question as to why the LAPD or Mark Hanson's underworld connections
didn't just disappear Leslie Dillon.
But I think Dillon might have had a dead man's switch set up that could have exposed everyone
should something suspicious happened to him.
It's a stretch, but it's certainly a possibility.
Also he went to Oklahoma.
Get out of this town.
I don't want to ever see you again.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Yeah.
Having said all that though, I do think that out of all the suspects I've looked into
so far, the story of Leslie Dillon and Mark Hanson makes the most sense.
That Dillon was supposed to simply kill and dispose of Elizabeth Short, but got carried
away.
In my view, there are just too many coincidences to let this story go unexamined.
Definitely.
This is a pillar of the Black Dahlia story, because this is also, this whole storyline
is the natural timeline that happened at the time. Everything else now is going
to be after the grand jury.
Admittedly though, I can also absolutely see Leslie Dillon being just some guy who liked
to be creepy, a manipulator who just wanted to see how far he could take a story. But
I do wholeheartedly believe that the LAPD had an interest in keeping this case unsolved, either
because they were connected or somebody paying them was connected.
Really, what this story shows is just how much damage police corruption and cover-ups
can do to an investigation.
Even if Mark Hanson had nothing to do with it, the meddling that took place to protect
him at all costs stymied the investigation again and again.
Instead of searching for the killer, Fennis Brown was often more concerned with derailing
any line of investigation that led to Mark Hansen, organized crime, or the LAPD, and in the end,
was left with only a vague theory that the killer might have been an illegal abortion doctor.
Mark Hansen may have even just been a rung on the ladder,
someone tangentially related to the murders who had to take a small amount of heat on
behalf of someone more powerful. But if that's the case, we'll never know because the police
made sure we'll never know. That, however, does not mean that we're at the end of our
series just yet.
Next week we're going to return with two more suspects. The one you've all been waiting for and another lesser known suspect that just so happens to be Henry's top pick as the likely
perpetrator of the Black Dahlia murder. Dwight D. Eisenhower. Where was he? Where was he? The war
was over. Was he done with killing? I don't think so. He wasn't president yet. And as we know now,
presidents are immune of all crimes. Yeah. so actually good for him was it Dewey
Marcus I'm so excited that we're doing this because obviously we're gonna go into a little bit of them
I'm gonna say the man who should not be named. Yeah, cuz everybody fucking discovered this guy
But we're gonna cover exactly why it's stupid that people think that this guy is the guy. Yeah, personally
I mean at the very least this man is a
Fantastic Los Angeles character, but he's just a fascinating person and a little angel character means
Walter well the other one's my favorite. Mm-hmm. The other one's my favorite which is we get and I but I will say Marcus
I'm agnostic.
You're agnostic.
You don't seem agnostic.
You seem very passionate.
Very passionate and very sure.
The whole episode, you seemed, the last thing I would say is agnostic.
You know what I know?
Because you know what I've known now?
You know what I know now?
What?
It's how little I know.
That Dylan did it?
No, it's how little I know.
That's what I know now.
Now I'm aware of how little I actually know
I like how heated it gets during a mystery. We got to do more mysteries hate mysteries
No, I just said he works and then I go down in the shadows and I come up with new things
It's a prize and delight him and make him angry. That's why I love doing the sea world a telecom did it
That's why I love doing the sea world. Telecom did it.
We have it on camera.
I like stories where you tell me what happens and then we find out what happens and then
the whole thing's over and done with.
It doesn't work like that.
Does it?
Marcus?
No, it doesn't work like that, but this has still been a fascinating series.
And the thing is about the black dolly of murder is that, yeah, it's, you know, that's
one of the drawbacks of the show is that we have a limited amount of time to spend on all of these, everything that we do, we have a limited amount of time because we always have to get to the next thing and we're always finishing up with the last thing.
But the more you look into the Black Dahlia murder and the more you look into any single subject concerning the Black Dahl was writing this I came up with more questions about like Mark Hansen as I
Was writing be like well. Yeah, actually shit
Well, they have the people she did have brown hair when and all these people said that she had black hair
It's just like these holes start showing up and you start asking all these questions in this this case drives people
It drives people absolutely insane. It has ruined Larry harnesses life. Well, I think I think talk about this. I love I love you Larry
I'm gonna say this right now. I'm this is a message directly to Larry harness
I know you don't like true crime podcasts right? I know you don't like them, but I'm gonna let you know
We're gonna tell your side of the story. Yeah, we're gonna tell you started story, and we're gonna and we're and you're gonna be mad about it
You're gonna be
I'm probably gonna get a thing or two incorrect, and we might even be slightly flippin you're gonna be, you're gonna be angry. I'm probably gonna get a thing or two incorrect.
And we might even be slightly flippin',
you're gonna be angry.
But I want you to know, I'm hearing you.
Hearing you, yeah, I'm hearing you.
I think the reason why this story drives people insane
is because it's like, it is just out of reach
from modern day.
It's just that you can go to the locations,
you can see all the pictures, you can feel it, but fucking everybody's dead. It's like you're just
out of reach, you know, like everybody's dead, everything's already been muddled up and fucked
up. It's like burned and the evidence has been destroyed. It's all exactly because back in the
day it was so much easier to get away with murder than it is today Yeah, and this story is what gets people into true crime ever since yes is one of those introductory stories that brings people in which is
Also shows here. It's like and I feel like I like to show a little bit of our dynamic
Yeah, you can see that. This is how people yell about mysteries. Mm-hmm
Um, and you can see us physically do it on our patreon.com slash last podcast on the left
You can see us flap and see my tits go back and forth.
Twitch.tv slash LPNTV.
We are back.
It is the year 2025.
Woo, wow.
Isn't it the future?
Oh, isn't it?
No.
Yeah.
2025.
It is the year 2025.
What did you think you were going to be doing in 2025?
Like say when you were 15.
Do you know, I was one of those it was like I'm gonna die early
Yeah, cuz I was like I was into Chris Farley and John Belushi and stuff like that
So I thought I was gonna die. I mentioned I thought I was gonna coach football or something. I thought you wanted to be governor
No
Never wanted to be governor
Anyone can be governor of fucking Florida
Florida Governor fucking Florida
You have less faith to do you know what you know where we should be talking about is this Saturday? Yeah
From a week from Saturday
Next week we are in Atlanta at the Coca-Cola Roxy. We I can't fucking wait to be back in town. Yeah
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Thank you. Like is good work. Thank you. Oh, I'm sure everyone's yelling about how wrong I am about
You are presenting all of the information
I presented all the information works at all the information exists that you are presenting it and if you didn't do that
Then you wouldn't be doing your fucking job. You're right. That's right, but this guess what?
It's not gonna stop here. We already have our next couple series lined up. Yeah, you know what we're doing
I'm very very excited for 2025. Yeah super excited about the shit that we got coming up some history some new shit
We've got some current shit coming up. We got some old conspiracies. We've been waiting to get to for a very long time
By conspiracies, I mean like the dumbest shit in the world. Yeah
Finally gonna find out who killed Nicole Brown Simpson. Yeah
Crazy that's crazy. It's a great waiter and apparently only tippy got was a knife tip alright guys
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