Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Baby Oiled to Death

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories, true-crime news, and a slew of updates including the court's reaction to video footage of Kentucky Judge's execution-style courthouse slaying, P Diddy's criminal shenanigans continue as new "conspiracy theory" connects baby oil to multiple pneumonia-related deaths, the October 9th Doomsday cult that's infiltrating ads, the boys lay out the foundation for this year's 31 for 31 Halloween Horror Movies, Henry reacts to the new footage released of Yukon "balloon" UFO, Austrian man who cut penis into pieces during bad trip has head surgically reattached, Listener Gripes, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Sign stories? That's when the cannibalism started. SIGN STORIES! Yes. Oh, shit! Ahhhhh! Halloween season is here. This is spooky! Officially, I feel super spooky.

Oh, it's October 2nd, we're in it, man. Well, it's October 1st today. Today. As we're recording, and I want the audience to know that. Okay, that we recorded a day early just in case some news comes out. Well, it always does. Or you just wanna be completely 100% honest.

No, I like lying to them. Yeah. I do like lying to the audience. Because there's gotta be a little lying. Of course, always. Because you don't wanna just be with me uncut. No. You'd be upset.

You'd be bored. Exactly. Frankly, you get an anger in my behavior. Also, in the age of information, we have to pretend like it's the day that they're receiving it. Yes, but I don't want them to. I want them to know today because-

Today, usually we record a second before you hear it the second Normally is coming out live. Yeah, yeah, like as you hear this show on edited It is yeah on edited pure pure magic each time Mm-hmm, and but I want them to know that we're starting our 31 for 31. Yes for side stories Today today because today is October 1st but you're getting this October 2nd so you're gonna hear the discussion about it today and October 2nd I definitely didn't watch the first movie on September 30th you definitely did not I would not have told you to do that for the recording today

yes the day before the episode comes out. Yes. Which is actually October 1st. But that's how you know. But that's when the episode comes out. That's how you know. I'm sorry, we should have led with the Jimmy Carter's almost dead.

Jimmy Carter's almost alive. Welcome to Side Stories. Happy birthday, old man, you fuck. He's fine. Write in ballot, okay?'s fine. Right in ballot. Okay. We need a right in ballot. Honestly, someone just knows we know how he's voting. Just just wrap his, his tendrilous, get your little fingers around and then dies. Does his family go to jail? I hope so. Honestly, I hope so. Just for the sake of our nation,

for the sake of our democracy. But I do think I do think I actually don't know how that works, but someone just needs to wrap his hands He's voting for Kamala because it sounds like comala Ha ha, that's where I want to be, but I can still see, I can still hear He's doing fine. He definitely doesn't look like Definitely don't want to say blink once for Trump blink twice because you don't know if he can blink twice No, because honestly if he's blinking twice, it's probably a for Trump link twice because you don't know if he can blink twice. Cause honestly, if he's blinking twice, it's probably a seizure. Yeah.

And we don't know. He has a look of a man who surprised at how nice the gates of heaven are looking. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where he just is just like, I'll be there soon. But we know how he wants to vote. He talked about it. So just wrap his little hands around a pen and we'll scribble in the little hole.

We'll just tell them, we're like, don't worry Jimmy, democracy's been saved and he'll just go like, aye! Not voting twice! Can I have my peanuts back? But guess what? He can't have his peanuts back. Jimmy Carter, they're just looking. Jimmy Carter, you know who's dead?

Surprised that he can still sit down. We got a whole bunch of dead a lot of dead Chris Chris Robertson to came a matumbo Pete Rose and Taggart I just I just hope that the came a matumbo isn't Rejected when he gets to the gates of heaven. That's gonna be his job He's gonna work next to st. Peter and just slap down murderers Sorry Epstein shows up. No, no. He would be a great replacement for St. Peter. Actually, it's a really good job. I honestly, nothing truly. Yeah. An NBA center has to be in charge. One of the greatest blockers

of all time. That's huge. Cause I think that they let people in too much. We learned that from Randy Newman's Faust this weekend that we saw. That was nice. We learned that from Randy Newman's Faust. This weekend that we saw. We saw that. That was nice. We went to go see one of our good friends, Jordan Temple. A star. A star in the making. That boy's a star. He's a star. And he went and he rewrote all the narration to this musical done by Randy Newman and it was very, it was fun. But it was all about how easy, how it's too easy

to get into heaven. Yes. Because all you got to do is say I'm savvy. And there were a lot of old Jewish people in the audience confused. A lot of them. There was a section of the musical that was involving people kind of like doing a mock

sort of like Sunday evangelical thing. Oh yeah, and then they started doing the, where they get you to clap, which is one thing, but when they get you to do the. Oh yeah, and they could. It's like no, no, no, no, no,, yeah, they kill is a no no no no no no no the closest they could do normal one clap on one beat The lady next to me just kept slapping her oxygen tank tube to the rhythm So I don't know if that was just her asking for help, but it did seem she was engaged in the music We got some updates today. Before we get to our revelations of our 31 for 31 Halloween horror movie list.

Well, we're not going to go through the whole list. It's going to end up on the fucking socials. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can look at it there. Play along if you like or create your own and send us yours. Or just go fuck yourself. Yeah. Whoa!

But I hope that you play along. Yeah, but next week we're going to be talking about the whole 31 for 31 with our good buddy and sister Jackie Zabrowski. Yeah, we'll talk about it. And we're not recording that today. We're recording that in eight days. You're right, Eddie. You're right, Eddie.

That's not a lie at all. Now let's get to some updates. First of all, the fact that we're even saying this, I have no idea. This, the sheriff, we talk a little bit. It's not much of an update. No, there is an update. He quit. Yeah. He retired. So the sheriff that went, it's sheriff Stein's, the Mickey Stein's 43. He said he walked, this is the man who walked into a judge's office, into his chambers, his buddy who was also involved in this sex scandal inside of his own chambers. Well, they're all involved with the scandal. Well, we don't know quite

if he is, but judge Mullins, judge Kevin Mullins was shot to death basically at point blank range by this sheriff who allegedly he pleaded not guilty. It's yeah, definitely. He definitely didn't walk in on camera with the trench coat with the gun under the trench coat visibly then walk into an office where several gunshots were heard where he and the judge are the only ones in the office. And then he walked out of people walked in and saw a dead judge.

That's fine. I don't know. They showed the footage in his hearing. Cool. Yeah. Can we see it? I don't know if we can see it, but Reddit says a bunch of people saw it. Well, I would love this.

You know, it's just fun. It's fun for me. Oh yeah. Here we go. Watch some of this. Sobs erupt in court. They're shown footage of Kentucky sheriff killing judge, but we don't know what's going on.

I got a lot of messages, people talking about in this town and in this area much Like with Murdoch family that we covered a lot last year and we talked a lot about on last podcast What we call B team Illuminati's like little communities that are really not used to the national sphere of attention Communion on me is community nominees. Yeah, right and that stuff like this where they keep such They keep news successfully behind closed doors. So well, we don't see these things and they all know each other These are very very small towns So many people like emailed me essentially being like the cryptic nature of this town. You'll never specifically understand it is

There's something going on. There's something fishy in Kentucky. It's not just the trout. Thank you. All right here We go, so let's watch this video from the court or just watching ourselves So can we hear it? Yeah, they don't show any they don't hear any you don't hear a judge is screaming Not anymore Not since January 6 2021 So he come holy fucking shit sure he was dead. Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. He's not guilty, huh? Yeah. Whoa and then shoots him again. Oh, no, he made sure it was done

No, he's very much not in a trench coat, but that is a very much Wow, that is a purposeful murder that I guess he's not guilty of was it his clone I Wonder who else did that mother in court? Oh, yeah They showed his mother of course as they should now he's saying that he is not guilty as they should let her see it but Don't worry He's retired as of today yeah he retired and he pleaded not guilty but I don't really understand I feel like when you shoot a judge point

blank that is I'm gonna say you're fired he wanted to quit before he was fired I think it was one of those situations you know we're like we're gonna fire you today we'll accept your resignation He shot a judge three times in the face. Yes. How is he allowed to quit? I mean, you should have been fired on the spot, but I maybe that's but maybe that doesn't maybe that cancels the firing because that's Your boss also. Yeah, he's the judge and the sheriff shot the judge who's gonna fire the sheriff who's gonna try exactly sheriff who's gonna try exactly Well, we'll find out more maybe what's actually going on inside the story He'll probably I could actually see a world where this man ends up playing out

Because his life in jail is not gonna be fun because he's gonna have to go back to the same I mean you'll be in isolation not for killing a judge Necessarily not for killing a judge necessarily Not for killing a fellow police officer part of the judge But in terms of the judge the judicial system, they might not look too kindly upon that We hired all the fucking jailers We'll find out but that could also then Come back on you because what if he's not a great job boss? What if he's a pain in the ass? He seems like he's strict. It seems like he might

You don't want to have that progress review with him Does he mean like first? Let's see how far could jam this gun in your mouth? Oh Well, I didn't get that far. I guess I must be a little bit more liberal than I thought well There's no bail no as he should there He's zooming in he's zooming back and forth but. No, as he should. He's zooming in. He's zooming back and forth, but not in terms of quickness, because he's a big man. Because he definitely kind of waddles in there.

He's a big guy. Oh, no, he's huge. He's much bigger than I thought he was around the waist. But in his actions, he was not about waist. He was about thrift. That's Falstaff, from Shakespeare. Now, another little update I wanted to talk about is I does seem I'm slightly Obsessed with this story

and I think the reason why I'm slightly obsessed is because we're getting a lot more information on this than we ever got in Epstein or Like because all that shit was clamped down and it should show his story is completely fascinating It is huge and that and I think that this indicates more of why, how important Epstein was to these various clandestine systems, right? Like how important Epstein was. Epstein actually had power. They attempted to cover up what he did and then whenever it happened to him, whether he committed suicide, he was allowed to commit suicide, or he he was murdered that was an imperative for the people that were around Epstein that are constantly getting roped into his

Shenanigans a shenanigans is a very polite word. That's the word everything he did. You know what I like about shenanigans It's a good umbrella. Yeah, you know It's like a lot of lot of stuff fits under shenanigans now and I think that P diddy is showing and the intention that's going on to P. Diddy is because it shows that entertainers are viewed by whatever these systems are as expendable, and that the Epstein, the information and the interconnectedness he had to various secret,

essentially black governments, like a straight up, like all these people, all these various, like various like the massage and the British fucking Secret service all these various things all these like like weird essentially espionage companies he worked for But what we're now seeing is that P diddy who was a billionaire could this be before you go any further Could the diddy stuff be Epstein fallout just taking years to figure out how to properly charge him? It doesn't sound like it. It sounds like he thought of himself as

He viewed Epstein, I think as a role model in a way the way he built his whole thing He said according to Sean Combs, uh, the rapper formerly known as puffed Eddie He said that he wanted according according to Forbes in 1999, I wanted to be very, very rich. And so what he would do, the way he began his business enterprises is that he would cold call into gigantic companies and simply just say, I'm here, let's collaborate.

And the first one was with Mark Cuban, which I did not know, is that he basically approached Mark Cuban and said, can Sean John design the uniforms for the Dallas Mavericks? That's kind of where everything started in 2003 for his business mogul side. And then that kind of let other people start to kind of be more, they're like kind of interested in Diddy and they're understanding, oh, he's making really successful collaborations on his own merit.

He went into business with Estee Lauder He had a rock liquor. Yeah, he had a Mark Wahlberg He had but the thing that really is again more suspicious than anything else is his connections to people like Ron Burkle And a man by the name of Ray Dalio who are they now Ron Burkle Ray? Dalio is this kind of he's a hedge fund like master So he's like one kind of money investment guy, but Ron Burkle. He's another Real piece of work that he he runs he owns I believe it's some soccer team and he's a stakeholder in the Penguins and

He came forward saying like Pittsburgh Penguins the pets not just Penguins that would be impressive If it was just like I own half the penguins That is a real a real super villain First of all here wipes him come off a mirror strip here. Yeah, you're gonna want to sit on her back Yeah, yes, this is so she can get the new Oscar. Yes, but so Ron Burkle That he was named in the Epstein documents that were released at the beginning of this year is just straight up being very good friends With just Lane Maxwell Jeffrey Epstein and was well aware of their activities So on some level I think that P Diddy is learning

from some of these super cryptic guys whose names we're not supposed to know. People like Ronald Burkle wanna stay in their shadows even though they are public billionaires, but they still like, they are, these are guys that go and they do machinations behind the scenes. And P Diddy ended up thrusting himself into that world. There's a lot of money to be made.

There was also a lot of cache that P. Diddy brought to the table, which is giving them access to celebrities. So they get to go to the Hamptons, to the white parties, and hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio, and do all these things where they're all like, kind of in these symptoms. I feel bad. I've always wanted to have sex with Ashton Kutcher.

Thank God! More money, more problems. I'll tell you what, because I only purchased the first, I only purchased the second half of penguins because I fucked death the first time. Speaking of which, could I have sex with vanilla ice? Only Ashton Kutcher's talk is worth suffice. He looks like he has one of those faces, if you slapped him hard it would just wiggle for a day Yeah, it's like Homer Simpson he definitely looks like you can swallow a fish and there's also just straight up there's

120 new Allegations of sexual assault are coming pdds way. So this is a hundred and twenty gations Twenty a hundred twenty gations all around the nation's my oh my gosh Any big names in those or I mean not so we're seeing a big names everything's been well We haven't seen yet because now we're seeing the celebrities scattered to the hills to try to figure out We they're obviously all looking through their calendars trying to find out which parties they went to yeah I actually feel bad for some of our mega celebrities in a way because I do believe that they were used as props For some of these more nefarious activities. I mean to think about it though

I mean like you show up to a party you peek in a room There's like fucking 30 people fucking and you're like, huh when you walk out like are you implicated? Well, I don't know Well cuz the time you're not implicated becauseicated because probably at the time you think like, man, this is some freaky shit. These people are crazy. You don't really maybe understand and think about the logistics of how all of these people got here and are they liking it?

You know, like it's very difficult to ask those questions, especially if you specifically don't want to be involved in it. If I pop my head in and I saw that, I'd be like, oh, those guys are having a great time. I remember. I'm like, oh, you guys have fun. I want to go involved in if I pop my head and I saw that I'd be like oh those guys are having a great time I've I remember I'm gonna go to the blunt pile. Have you never not walked seriously? Yeah, I mean my penis would be so dead from that level of weed that I would just be I'd be in the pool I'd have no idea was happening. Yeah, I'd assume they're all and you don't want us there either I pretty much assume if I'm hearing noises like that in another room like that at that scale, they're just doing Zumba. You know, like I have no idea what's going on in there. I'm just always assuming, you know, these LA people always working out.

Ron Burkle owns Neverland. See, that's the other thing is that Ron Burkle has extensive ties to Michael Jackson. And one of the big things that they talk about with P-Deddy was about one of the big things that they talked about with p-ditty was about one of the big celebrations They made I believe after they made some like 500 million dollar deal They went straight to go party with Michael Jackson at Neverland Wow so that yeah, that's where you get the good drugs Well you go. It's a drug. She never heard of I feel like that's the drugs that are just like too good because you want to Remember the carousel you want to meet the llama you like I don't want to be I don't want to be asleep For this whole time unless bubbles is the one dropping the IV. Yeah bubbles wasn't inch him crazy was he no no he got out He was he saw he's retired. He's retired He's alive in Florida have you heard about that with Michael Jackson what that's what he would ask for at night

His milk his milk because propofol Each night. Then Conrad Murray would come out of his cabinets and give it to him. Absolutely. I can't wait to watch you sleep forever! No, yeah, he's good. Yeah, yeah, no. Bubbles is doing good. Also, there's a massive conspiracy

theory that I don't even know if we should talk about because people get angry when I even try to go through conspiracy theories, even when I say it's a conspiracy theory and it's definitely Any time we say this is a conspiracy theory that means we don't necessarily believe it But are interested enough to talk about because that's my job. So this this theory is interesting So Ashton Kutcher is probably gonna get divorced sometime soon. His butt is Literally all over this

Master said everything he's got such a bad couple years. He's fucked because sounds like he chose his friends poorly So there's some talk that Brittany Murphy's death. This is insane. It's now getting tied to P did it now. This is all Fucking weird at a left field here say shit it's all here so crazy it's all here say shit all right so this is according to distractify I don't even whatever you know but this is a good breakdown right so diddy and Ashton really great friends seem kind of social on one aspect but they were everywhere. Ashton always makes sure to tell everybody just how much he loved Petity and his house. Oh, wow. Do you think Ashton Kutcher fears Petity will betray him to get out of jail? No way. But I also think Ashton Kutcher-

Also, if you say that- You're going too, buddy. You're both going. I think there's plenty of room in there. We'll find out again, allegedly. I'm scared he's going to rat on me and I'm'm gonna go to jail is like the worst thing you could say So Brittany's husband at the time of her death was a man Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack who's connected to Diddy They had the same personal trainer. Okay, and so they were they got close because you know It is when you share a personal trainer Eddie, right? You know how it is. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember when I shared my personal trainer

The rest of the football team was like have a good day. So were they just railing on him? Yeah. Yeah, we took him He was he didn't last long So they always had group sex with him, huh? Yeah, we had to send him to the baseball team. Hey, you know when in Boca now We had to send them to the baseball team. Hey, you know when in Boca They believe right this is I love this they believe that Brittany's death was from pneumonia the age of 32 I mean it was yes, it was she died in pneumonia They also believe that she died of them. There was a bunch of shit going on raises She had like several drugs in her system. They thought maybe Was clean. I know there was like something going on in there, but I don't know what sort of drugs yeah um

So they say that so Simon Apparently according to him owed this personal trainer that I guess was also like Right he's saying that he owed him a bunch of money and He's employees right he's saying that he owed him a bunch of money and So Kim Porter then trying to connected Kim Porter Sean Combs first wife So also at the same ex-girlfriend ex-girlfriend cause of death same as Brittany right so yeah elevated little labels of hydrocodone Acetaminophen and chloro-fin Neuron mean that was all in Brittany Murphy system. Okay. I do those yeah, we like those

But then you, five months later, her husband, Simon Monjack, also died of pneumonia. Yes. All right, in that time- So now we've got three close pneumonia deaths of Diddy, pneumonia deaths, right in a row, both young, all young, healthy people. Again, no evidence, right? No real evidence But they so they had time they linked alleged mold to the Murphy's home They're saying that the mold is called them to get pneumonia

but Now they're saying is we all heard about the baby oil Yeah, Costco, which I do think was a missed opportunity for Costco They neglected this they They said that they, that P did, he definitely didn't buy the baby oil from them because Diddy's lawyer came out to say that, well, much like many Americans, Sean Combs, my client loved to buy in bulk, which was, that was their literal response as to why he had over a thousand bottles of baby oil in his house. Just so that he'd never run out.

Yeah. It's not like Diddy goes to Costco and is like, I'd like to renew my membership, please. You don't think so? That's a huge debt in this town. Yes, but so what is interesting is that we've all been making fun about how many, you know, bottles of baby oil he has and obviously loves it. But according to policing control, a less common but more serious adverse effect of ingesting baby oil is aspiration pneumonia, which occurs if baby oil is breathed into the lungs when it is swallowed.

So there's some talking about, were these people baby oiled to death? Yeah. Did they swallow a bunch of it and then fucking have pneumonia? I don't know all three of them linked to Diddy. Were they slinked up and lubed to the death? Or like is that a way to kill someone and not really know? You just jam a bunch of baby oil down their throat. Concrete. How many evidence? Look at the documents.

I would like to see how many more people around did he died of pneumonia? I want to find out how many people year die of pneumonia by ingesting that much baby oil and how we know that for a fact Is it because we just dump a bunch of baby oil over a bunch of rabbits so they start coughing? Yeah, Wow. Yeah, that's how we do it. I want to get in that racket. Oh Animal testing you want to get in the animal testing for so long. I Thought that animal testing was literally putting makeup on the animals Like I'm not even fucking joking. That's how stupid I am I thought like I asked Natalie that she said that to me

I said something made me like they remember we were in the car once and it was like we were talking about like she brought It all up, and I was like Legitimately I made that bit I was was just been like I don't really understand I was like how could you deny a little cappuccino with like some blush on or you know like and then you find out Oh a cappuccino is a spring You know I mean like one of those things and then she was like she literally looked at me She's like you thought that they put the makeup on the animals. I was like How else do they test them? I thought I was all point. I thought it was to see if the makeup's good

she's like no the the injected with it to see if as a reaction of what chemicals and I was like Wow, I thought it was stuff like they try to see how long mascara will last on a fucking giraffe and shit fucking giraffe and shit. Like if you don't even put those lip stains, how do they put a lip stain on a chimp and see if he can make his way through a bunch of lettuce heads and still like keep the same look? Oh look, none of it really came off. That's what I thought. Oh yeah, he had like 22 bananas. And you suck it on him and suck it on him and like none

of that lipstick came off on the banana. that I put it out to Eckert Yeah, I'd still fuck the mouth of that chimp Yeah, you're right. How about second guess cotton that I like referenced Eckert's. Yeah. Hey, I don't know with me I just think it's been open for like decades buddy. I just think that it's okay for us to travel back and forth in time It's our age. Oh But yeah, so those are my updates you have any other updates I always baby oil safe according all this is uh, I'm Rob He chose the one that says his baby will safe and she sees a woman just down a baby down to the baby Baby oil contains mineral oil, which is odorless colorless and tasteless

It's main and uses to moisturize the skin of a baby Ingestion of baby oil is usually minimally toxic, but can cause diarrhea More serious complications aspirational pneumonia which occurs a baby always breathe into the lungs when swallowed I don't even know how you didn't do that. I guess you water boarded with baby oil We oh well, I actually just realized that's probably really what it was. He probably were water board him with baby oil. You're onto something We well I actually just realized it's probably really what it was. He probably were water boarded with baby oil. Wow That's crazy or you know, they flip them upside down and they put it in them and it leaks in they get backwards them on you Is that something we should cut? I don't know

I don't know. I don't know. Well, we got some, um, speaking of people that are, uh, upset with us, um, we got a civil engineer who's really mad about how we, uh, constantly, uh, fuck up cement and concrete. Dude, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's, I was listening to last week's episode and noticed you were misusing the term cement and you were referring to cement and concrete interchangeably as a civil engineer. I hear the lay person make this mistake often. Yeah. We're not construction workers. You're also a lay person to us by the way, just saying, yeah, you don't know anything about comedy. Yeah. You would try to fucking come up with a new way to say, come. Yeah.

What do you think about Diddy, a baby oil cement man come up with the bit now you, but cement is an ingredient of concrete. Oh wow. And concrete is composed of five ingredients, water, cement, coarse aggregate, which is just rocks. You know, you just write rocks and fine aggregate, which is sand and air It's also my dimension air as an ingredient. My thing too. Is that like why can't we use stellar aggregate? Yeah You're right. I agree with you

I think that's probably why we got these infrastructure problems in this country We keep using this fine-ass regular ass mid-ass fucking arrogant when we need is some fucking stellar A plus arrogant. Yeah, answer that civil engineer. Mr. Rock, baby. Yeah, he says mixing cement and water sets off a chemical reaction and creates a paste. You're setting off a chemical reaction in me that's going to make me attack you. Yeah, well he just wants us- That's what you're doing, man.

You're fucking peaking my rage. He thinks that we should be using our platform to inform the masses about the difference and we can collectively improve the public's knowledge of building Materials. Thank you so much. And honestly, thank you for clarifying that and for clarifying the fact that COVID-19 is not real and long COVID is a myth. Yes. So I just want to say thank you so much Really clear and stuff up really clear and stuff up. Um, people are upset about my candles thing Yeah, you can talk about the candles real quick. Eddie came forward in saying that the candles, if you burn.

My house is covered in candles. Mine too. I love candles. I'm not anti-candle, I love candles. We're candle people, but I guess, but I've heard that it's safer to use candle melts, wax melts. I've heard it's safer to just light little fires in your house. That's kind of what I've been doing where I'd like to take the recycling.

Pope Marie lights up real good. I take the recycling and I cover it in kerosene and I let that go till it's liquid. Alright, so burning scented candles contains many of the substances that are associated with bladder cancer. Furthermore, the scented candles are not only very popular but also widely available on the market with limited quality regulations and unspecified raw materials Determining a spectrum of potentially dangerous substances emitted during burping This is what we're this is what we've been talking about is the fact that it's it's an unregulated

World in there in the candle world So that's like one of those things that anything can go into candles, which is why sometimes they can burn off toxic fumes But most of the time It's about how much are you using are you I think that you were talking about a level of lighting candles that you're hot Boxing a room with your Yankee candles. Yeah, I think sucking over it. You know you up there like just like I feel like that's what we're talking about Yeah, even in this email. It's basically it's for my fart She just says you could use them sparingly definitely for farts because honestly think there's more Cursing engines in your fucking fart would you rather smell my farts or candles candles? I'd rather have cancer than from that than whatever been knowing then have your active dookie particles are in my nasal cavities

Because that's what smell it a fart is yeah is getting poo poo in your fucking nose Which is why I like it so we we have someone on the inside that says candles are safe I've been making and selling candles for eight years and I have to answer this question a bunch Yes, there are many articles born close and fear-mongering harmful ingredients and food candles household goods, etc Basically, if you set something on fire, you're creating carcinogens. Yeah, sure. So it's whatever you're going to be having. That's why candles are safe. Fish is safe enough. Just don't. Yeah, don't fucking don't have 10 going at once. Don't put a tube over it and suck out the fucking fumes from it. I'm not, I'm not giving up my candles.

I just want to say I just threw it out there because that's what I've been hearing a lot lately. And as long as I mentioned it, but I, I'm not throwing up my candles. I just want to say I just threw it out there cuz that's I've been hearing it A lot lately and as long as I mentioned it, but I I'm not throwing out my candles I love my candles. I do wish they were cheaper, but I sure but we talked about it Sometimes they're there. It's cuz the way they're put together I imagine some of the more fancy candles probably avoid some of the more harmful shit because they put more like like Oatmeal and seaweed and stuff when I see an A dollar candle I get upset. There's nothing I could do about you don't like an eight-hour candle $80 I saw $80 candle sometimes you have to I can't I bought one

I'd be I have one fancy candle at a time and you light it I've light it when I'm looking for guidance and leadership Okay from LeBron James because it's LeBron James's favorite candle Oh, and I have a leadership altar that if I need In my mind if I have to dial in to the focus it takes To play against my own son and beat the fuck out of them. Yeah, right Then that's what I like. How many LeBon shoes do you have you have lots of Nikes? Do you own any bronze? I have three brawnies really yeah, I have three brawnies

But I don't buy I've actually kind of stopped with the shoe collecting a little bit now I'm going you got enough. I have enough and now I'm moving towards trying to dress somewhere between what I call goth Godfather and Not my father. I just don't want to be my father cuz Mike the cop face is just shining through Yeah, I really want to take back dressing like an idiot from horrible people That's what we're doing horrible people really own dressing like an idiot and they know what they look great. They do and I'm sick of it I'm sick of everyone who looks great with their necklaces and they're fucking we're taking it back taking a bitch What you and I are doing we're taking it back We're taking it back right now. I'm currently dressed like I'm storming the capital

No, you're dressed very nice. That's linen They could never wear that much that nice of a fabric upon their their crusted skin and you got that from who? I got it from quints our fucking advertisers. How about that? That cost us more that cost you more money Yeah, my wife touched my breast this morning when I put this clothes on she was like, oh my god Let me see your chest normally sure it's so soft and she was like grabbing my chest and shit. It was fucking awesome That's great quince quince. Hey, even your wife can touch. That's a free one you fucks and one last Here is fucking one last little thing

I want to talk about before we get into 31 for 31 which is to bring up a actually this is a housekeeping and I and also to Educate the audience further so we heard That we several people received while they were listening to our show a commercial for a website called. Oh my god October 9th comm now I actually think it's over sky Well, this is the problem is that what this company did so now there are a lot of people to look this up Don't look it up by the way, but on October 9th according to this website There was a commercial that aired on some of our episodes of last podcast on the left on October 9th

The sky is a picture of the book of Revelation last podcast on the left on October 9th the sky is a picture of the book of revelation The writing is literally in the stars and the very night scripture points to in the very year five Independent prophecies provide exact year counts from known historical events and they're saying here that yes in seven days five hours 59 minutes and 44 seconds 43 seconds 42 seconds The world is going to end now the reason why I have plans on October 9th like Normally me too Eddie, but we're cancel them cancel them so I The reason why we're even bringing this up is because we actually do control up to a point

What ads go on our show and one of the big sticking points we have as an organization? It's no religious or political ads Yeah, you will not have them as spent or like we don't want them on ours But the what these guys turn down the army if we did turn on the army we took down Things from the US Navy we took down because we are not trying to show any sides because we want to be able to make Fun of everybody we want to make fun of right I personally love army. I'm cool with But October 9th These so these guys they way they position their ad and the way it was presented to us was a lie They presented it to our company as if it was a movie and we are

So old that for a second I think that we thought that it was a remake of the film October sky with Jake Yellen Hula and that Laura Dern Wow it was fine it's a rocket movie I didn't see it but I knew it existed but we thought it was a remake of it or something they literally lied to us what the format of the commercial was so just so you know we're trying to get rid of it now but that is what happens is that you can just lie Yeah, and then we don't know we don't I mean I mean, I don't know what people tell me all kinds of shit that's on the brighter side commercials that I never heard of

You know, that's not good. Yeah. Yeah one of them was like me like shitting on Nestle for like 10 minutes and then immediately went to Get some Nesquik just understand how little ad dollars affect what we say Just know that just know that it really doesn't affect what we so these guys. They're a cult Yeah, they're yeah, they're a standard evangelical end of the world cult So what do you think you think they're all gonna kill themselves on the knife honestly good riddance, but why advertise it? Because they will they think it's gonna happen where they getting their money from oh Where they buy that website? Yeah, they're buying the ads on shows

Oh people you're probably like JD Vance's uncle and like those people They feel like all the people that Natalie covers all the the various people that are really hoping for the end of the world Yeah, because then they get to the good part because they don't believe that life is the good part They believe that heaven is the good part Yeah They think that Donald Trump's a good sign because it shows that the society is grinding to a halt and that means it's getting closer and closer to Jesus coming back and he's not gonna come back. No, cuz guess what if he had an option come back?

You probably go the moon and you take a website. Yes is the website look up October 9th. Look up Yeah, that's what we thought it was so weird So don't look I mean, I guess you can go look at it But if you have plans October 9th, just know it's gonna be the last time you ever go to karaoke ever again So make it out karaoke on October 7th. I'm doing stand-up in case the world doesn't October 7th, I'm doing stand-up at the good night when there'll be karaoke after I love the good nights karaoke That's a serious karaoke spot Yeah, yeah, you can't fuck around a mat They're gonna hate that I'm doing stand-up when everyone just wants to do karaoke

No, we tell on jokes and shit just be singing songs between each Like joke so just in case the world ends on the knife That's the last piece of comedy you'll ever see Ed Larson do stand-up come out to the good night for like comedy or whatever Is the name of the show? Oh, well like comedy or whatever. Well, very zoom already. Yeah Well, it's Becky Yamamoto show our buddy. She's not a zoomer. No, she's not as she's one of us Yeah, she's trying to lie to that. She's a gloomer So she's trying to lie to the zoomers to have them show up. It's good because if you make it sound super cash Yeah, they're not gonna know the desperation inside. Yeah, because zoomers don't fully feel that yet

So that's true. Good work October 7th. Good night. All right, okay world ends We are about to embark all of this is so spooky It's so spooky. It makes me want to go insane She just said makes me want to dookie. No, I know but I didn't that's the way to go with that I know that's but that's how you would yeah, that's how you would go. It's so spooky. I want to do keep We get paid to do this paid Broadcasters that arrive there's a production staff. It's like every time I see someone comment. That's all I do is do shit jokes

It's just like if it's oh, that's the only guy can think of after I read that We're programmed buddy, we are groomed by you So, let me just say 31 for 31 is a very auspicious endeavor. It's hard. It's hard to stick to it. It's a lot. You have not watched many of these films and that's partially the reason why I chose a lot of the films I did. Now Eddie and I did come together to make our 31 for 31 list. I took some from Eddie, but mostly I'm using this as another opportunity to expose Eddie to a bunch of horror films that he has never seen

because up until this point, which I find hilarious, Eddie's been very afraid of horror films. Not afraid, it's just like I don't like watching people getting fucking sliced up and shit. I like a horror movie. I grew up on horror movies, you know? Yeah, you grew up in one with your mother and your father. Yeah, hey!

Yeah, and all the fucking reptiles outside my house and the drugs that I did. And you just being like Frankenstein of a boy, just going like, I want meat, no fire! But yeah, all the movies I've seen are from like the 80s and 90s. I saw all of those horror movies. But you also have never, but you haven't seen any of the ones that are particularly extreme

or the ones that are actually very scary. Now I tried in our list here to make it both- I haven't seen most of these. To make it both fair to you, I wanted these to be, I feel a couple things about Halloween films. Let me talk about in general Eddie and I immediately got into a fun little argument about my

Sticking to my parameters. Yeah, what a Halloween movie is and what a horror movie is Well, I believe all obviously they're all horror movies, right? But Halloween now they're not all horror movies Yeah, of course. They're all horror movies not Not in this list. Yes. These are all horrible She'll be Halloween. Yes, the great pumpkin. Yeah Great pumpkin great pumpkin is is a Halloween. This is different I've got a wean film that I'm letting in for you. Yeah, because you said Halloween films You're allowed to have I put those two in he put the great pumpkin Charlie Brown special, which is again It's it's it is more about heart the heart of Halloween

Yeah, but it's more about the fact that it's 40 minutes See I view Halloween film should involve Something fairly stereotypical and you actually said it really interesting should have something you can dress as yeah within right I like it being in the realm of ghosts vampires werewolves very traditional Found footage stuff that's up and down scary, but has a feel I love found footage but as a fall feel and also like What I like about this time period is that it's really about celebrating. What is Halloween all about the veil? Yeah, the spirit world in this getting thin the leaves leaves and so in my mind it's we're trying to get closer to that

we're trying to get close we're trying to bridge closer that's why something like found footage I like is because found footage the the conceit is to make you believe it is real yeah and it And it helps towards this sort of, you know, you're trying to believe in this stuff. Yeah. A little bit. The fact that they're mostly stupid though. Depends. I actually feel that I chose a mixture of stupid and not stupid that I hope that you

will enjoy. I appreciate that by the way. Now we started off with Trick or Treat, which I believe is- I watched it last night. A full on, you said you specifically didn't watch it. Now we started off with trick-or-treat which I believe is I watched it last night a a full-on You said you specifically didn't watch it. I did well. Yes on the 30th on the 30th. I didn't I watch tonight Tonight I watched it later tonight. Yes now

Trick-or-treat is a perfect Quintessential Halloween movie. I really loved it. Not only is it about Halloween, but it also features in what I like, which is I'm a big anthologies person. Is that meaning the short stories? Yes. I love that shit. Horror anthologies are some of my favorite movies ever, and I have included some horror anthologies

because I also think that's fun for Halloween. I don't see Tales from the Dark Side. That one's one of my favorites. I did not put Tales from the Dark Side on there. So some of these other ones are. I know Tales from the Hood, that's what I meant. Love Tales from the dark side on there So it's some of these other ones are no tales from the hood That's what I'm love tales from the hood to tales from the hoods But I'm yeah, it tells on dark sides a great show great soundtrack. Yes, it's in a hood He's got their tales from the dark side

It's got a great movie much like I like the fright night movie the original fright night movie. Yeah, I like I like the original My god my brain creep show. Oh very similar so Oh my god, my brain creeps y'all. Oh yeah. Very similar. So this list, what I also think is important about a Halloween film is that I do like it being a film that you would throw on at a party. Yes.

And that it's, a lot of times for me, a Halloween film is a comfort movie that is a movie I've seen many times that brings me a sense of joy and I'm just so excited to watch it again and I can watch it so many times that brings me a sense of joy and I'm just so excited to watch it again and I can watch it so many times and then like you kind of have to flip them over like this year I could not do I wanted to make you watch Grave Encounters but I watched the last three years in a row and I wanted to try and I've seen it yes and I want you to see something

that was actually pretty good as far as found footage Grave Encounters is probably one of the best horror movies ever made really love great you like it that much I love grave encounters, but I think I found one better I think there is one that is better on this list now what you haven't really I don't know if you've locked into any of the Asian Sound footage or any of that stuff. I think that's where I'm gonna get ya. Yeah, I mean that way I'm gonna get your but your ass boy. I've seen the host but that's more of a monster movie The the host yes, it is more of a monster movie Yeah, so the first one we started with trick-or-treat and then you know we're gonna do the hatchet films

I think the way I'm breaking this up. I also like is that we're doing it in silly Mm-hmm, I got found footage and the hatchet films are considered silly I view them as silly because I view them as they are really good slashers, but they're largely comedies Okay, they're very funny. All right, um then we have Classics there's a couple classes and it's a way got to me like we have classics 80s cheese Which I think is also important because you've never seen what I love the fact that you've never seen Frank and Oaker Also, it blew my mind. I love Frank Henning Lotter love Frank Henning Lotter

He also and he's never seen the not not Ringo, but the American the ring I've never seen either of which is great, but I actually think I liked The new ring the American one very rarely do I like the remake better? Mm-hmm, but in that case I do that's the one with the VHS. Yes. Okay. Yes And those really that know there used to be thing it was used to be square That you used to have films on it and used to put it inside the machine you fucking jerk off. All right, I Don't need to know shapes fucking geometrist I don't need to know shapes Fucking

Geometrist all right yeah, but here So we and then we have classics now what I like about the classics is I'm excited for this because it's a lot of these I I'm so excited for you to see these and so I've seen the first one you saw American Werewolf in London Yeah, that I've seen a bunch Bride of Frankenstein. He's never seen never never actually seen it. I love to hear where you guys what you think because I love Bride of Frankenstein, and I think of that iteration of He's never seen never never actually seen it. I love to hear where you guys what you think because I love Bride of Frankenstein and I think of that iteration of Classic Universal horror movies is my favorite

House of Wax which is gonna be good. You've never seen the Wicker Man. No, I've seen the new House of Wax Yes, this is the old with Paris Hilton. Yeah, we're gonna watch the og yeah, and that's Vincent Price, right? Yes, and then we're gonna see the Wicker man, and I never always wanted to never did I hear it's phenomenal I think we did a good job of getting almost every single type of you horror Mm-hmm, because then we have the og Suspiria give it some Jalo in there. Yeah, which you've never seen Right. No, I never seen the original Suspiria and you've never seen which I'm super excited for which we have to watch together as freaks Yeah, we've never want you've never watched it. It is all watch in my backyard. We're gonna put up on the screen I love it. Let the neighbors see it. Oh, yeah, they got to

Oopa-goppa-oopa-goppa one of us one of us you're love that fucking shit but this is this is why I think you are going to like and we're gonna put this whole list out on our socials and this is why I think you are going to like and we're gonna put this whole list out on our socials and Please feel free to follow along put up your own lists and then we are gonna see the Terrifier trilogy Yeah, we're gonna do the Cherokee already bought tickets to see two and three in one go. Yes for Feature yeah, yes, I will be able to do that all in one We'll be able to do those three all in one day Can I let people know the ones that I added to the list? Yes, please.

Just so they know which ones come from me. Whoopi Halloween, I added that to the list. I actually have never seen Whoopi Halloween. It's really bad. I'm excited to see it. You're going to love it. The Grey Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, Smile, which I've never seen.

I always wanted to, and Smile 2 is coming out. But you didn't think we'd make it to the theater to put that on the list I just think smile it smiles fine. I don't think I'm gonna like it see that didn't know I didn't watch cuz I was scared It just looks stupid. I is yeah I would go as far as to say it is kind of I also have no problem watching a bad movie Oh, I'd love that, but actually horror movies all horror movies are my children. I love each one. I love bad horror movies I just don't like when they're insulting Lee bad or when everybody thinks they're like artistic and then I think that they're stupid

Yeah, you've never seen Jennifer's body, right? No, I never seen Jennifer's body. Jennifer's body's a fucking sleeper Yeah, that is a good we should do that one with the wives. It's super funny to yeah, it's funny What's her name is? Wildly is actually quite good Megan Fox. Yes is very good in it Blood diner I added because I own it on DVD and never seen it, but you've also never seen gun GM haunted asylum I don't even know what those words are I think gun GM haunted asylum is the best one of the if not one of the best horror film the found footage horror films Mm-hmm. I like it. Yeah, and then I also added night of the Demons, which I love I tried I love it

I was good 80s cheese. Yeah, and it's a what is more Halloween than Night of the Dean. No, that's what I love Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. Night of the Demons too, but Henry Kibosh shit. I did I know she for I pitched But you said we're doing three which I'm okay with I like three better than four three is better than four I just felt like watching for yeah, I just Watching for after we watch three three I feel like it's gonna be one of those we're gonna toss on three I'm gonna watch three and I'm just gonna watch more to those two and and but the one because normally I've said this for every 31 for 31 I've ever done I've used a franchise but we're

using terrifier as the franchise yeah terrifiers gonna be right because I've never seen any of them and my buddy back home's like you have to watch these and talk to me so I are the clown is an extremely His character is growing on me I thought the first one it was kind of flat and then it just like terrifier 2 was such a good sequel You're gonna love it. I'm so nervous. You're gonna love it. You might hate it actually Yeah, but um Halloween cake or current my friend is in town. She's wonderful. We should ask if she wants to come Oh, we should she probably does probably hates it by now

No, no, no, she loves it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. What's she scream Queen? That's a fighter. It'll be fun Halloween six I put in there. It's one of my favorite Halloween. Yeah, I'm excited for Halloween Paul Rudd's first movie. Yeah, and also I saw that movie I was a legend because that was one of my birthday parties growing up and then I brought all the kids to that movie and There and I was a legend in school. That's a yeah, of course Like you know that one has a close place in my heart and then I yeah, that's it the rest are all Henry Well, see I'm really excited. I think you guys were getting in the Halloween spirit this year I'm already feeling spooky. So I'll got my Beetlejuice fucking shirt on. Yeah

There's a sequel shirt because this is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Yeah, but as Beetlejuice from Stern Oh Oh, I didn't even notice God they look so much like knobs. Yeah, I didn't really realize how much they look the same No, it's so good. It's so much better than the than the normal shirt. Mm-hmm It's just so much better and you have you seen the sequel yet. No, I have should have put that on the list No, I will not Wow. should've put that on the list. No, I will not. Wow.

I'm going to at some point. I'm gonna probably watch it on a plane. I can't physically bring myself to watch it just yet. Really? Yeah. That's so crazy. Beetlejuice is an important film for me. I love that movie.

I love that movie too. It's very important for me. Yeah, I'll get it back in there. I just feel like it's one of those where I just haven't been able to bring myself to go yet. Yeah. And so I just haven't done it yet. But eventually I'll see it. Yeah, you'll like it. Yeah, it's fine That's what I've heard. Yeah, and that's what I'm I don't want to deal with you

Don't want to deal with it. Just being fine. No, I can't wait to you watch it on a plane So you just come off all mad. There's no way you're liking this movie Keeps telling me like the way they talked with me about it every way Everybody talked with me about that movie. They're all kind of like Yeah, they all do they go like That's literally annoying. It could have been a lot worse That's that's the review so could have been hurricane. Helene. Yeah, I guess what it's still that Oh shout out to everyone Helene yeah, and guess what it's still that oh shout out to everyone Asheville. I love you unbelievable I almost went to Asheville this year, and I cancelled my vacation last second and the place I went is fucking gone

Asheville River Cavins we really want to find a place. I got people in Asheville I talked to our boy Drew Smith from Knoxville. He's flooded out. It's just a little bit mom right now What happened we talked about it like a little bit before the show apparently They're saying a good thing to do is give to FEMA Yeah, I also think it's a lot of if you can go and help people there physically They're basically there's a lot of these trees that need to be moved and shit like that's a lot of that stuff And we have a lot of friends We have a lot of friends in the area of a lot of

Obviously a lot of listeners in the area and we're so fucking sorry and we really like feeling this is one of those things that will make us hurry up and get the Knoxville. Yeah, no, at some point and do some shows because I love Knoxville. I love Nashville. I love all the places in between. Y'all don't deserve this shit. No, you don't. It's fucking it's a really cool area of the country and it's fucked up. Also, I just I'm kind of scared about how many how that whole area is it might start turning into more of a storm zone Over the next couple years. I hope not what we'll see Um also um, but here's something that I've been doing is because I didn't know who to give to directly But I since I have people there. I've just been like emailing them public skiff carts. That's great

Yeah, just tell me honestly tell me where I can go. We would love to find outside stories LP O TL a gmail.com What's a really good place for us to maybe put our attention towards on the show? Yeah, because it really is It's a horrible tragedy and they are You know, this is this is just Extreme weather is gonna be a part of our lives seems like it. Yes All right, well at least all the soups cleaned up good spooky Isn't the weather spooky? All right one all right, who looks to email. I want to rip through some stories. I want to rip some stories real quick

We did stories. These are male. No, I gotta do some stories more stories. Yeah, okay. We're not first of all. Oh, yes first of all I do want to talk about the fact that One thing that came out in the middle of all this hullabaloo everyone's like me and you think pretty need you can need to be They've just come out with the picture of the object that they shot over the Yukon Now if you guys remember in February of 2023, Oh Sleepy Joe, I'd say when you can't believe how good it is you can't But

Sleepy Joe shut down three objects over the United States of Miracle one of them being you remember the it was the Janey spy balloon That's where I came out of but then there was a couple of other unidentified Objects that were shot down one of them was over the Yukon in Canada. Now originally, visually, it was described as a to us, to the people of America. They described it as cylindrical. They said it was a suspected balloon and it appeared to be a small metallic balloon with a tethered payload behind it. Because it was the time of the balloons. That is what they said. It was the time of the balloons, the reign of the balloons. balloons And Biden shot it down and they were saying that part of the reason why they didn't want to release them this image

Which is taken 18 months to get it was given to CTV news in Canada And it took up a foyer request and all this shit. They got the documents. They were talking about so They originally were going to release this image, but then they said, according to their reaction, now this comes from the public affairs office that wrote in this memo, including the picture, should the image be released, it would be via the Canadian Armed Forces social media accounts. Given the current public environment and statements related to

the object being benign releasing the image may create more questions confusion regardless of the text that will accompany the post so what they're saying is is that let's not show everybody this picture because he's gonna freak them out because guess what it's really fucking freaky if you look at it it is a will only be described an alien spaceship. It is a looks like a letter backwards letter C. It looks like the criterion logo It does it what if it's an advertisement? It's an extremely It's a extremely odd shape they kept trying to say that it was cylindrical but it is cylindrical, but it's bent over I don't know if what they're saying is that it was flippy flopping back and forth But we don't know if that was true straight and then flipped into a sea have no fucking idea

It just that's the picture they have and that's the picture that they didn't want us to see because they thought it would cause confusion And they are correct because I am confused. Yeah, I'm looking at this thing It doesn't look like the thing that they described it looks like an old-school like laundry coin Yes way they described it was that it was a balloon with a sort of basket Like thing attached to it, but we are really looking at a horseshoe shaped UFO What they are saying defying the laws of physics where it is literally going against the wind so how do we shoot it down? with missiles And it worked. Yeah, what so where where is the pieces?

Oh Eddie they work so hard looking for those pieces and they said that they just there's no Way for them to find them Eddie even though they blew it up with the fucking missile. Look at this. Look at this fucking thing That's what it is. Is this it? That's the thing buddy. That is the video that is fucking horrifying to me. Really? I Mean we shot it down so easily. Oh, it doesn't matter because we shot it, yeah. But it's just- No red fucking blew it out of the sky. It's just-

It's like the Millennium Falcon. It looks like the Millennium Falcon, yeah. It's not good. But at first we thought maybe the reason why they didn't want to talk about it was that it was private companies, right? It was some form of tech being tested that we just didn't have a necessary a grip on. That was my original take, was stuff was just being blown out of the sky. Mortars showed China that if we're looking for it we could find anything we want. They said

it was about the size of a sedan in the middle of the frozen tundra that is the Yukon. So they said that the weather was too bad to go look for it but then I had people on the ground. I had people on the ground say is this the bad weather and show the video Of the Yukon of that day, and it was like sunny and it was fine What in the living fuck is that thing yeah? Well, we shot it down, but yeah, you know chance. It was Chinese. No wait. We don't know we don't know any Chinese But that's part of what we're see That's what we're trying to figure out Fucking dumb

Is when they fucking put the Russian label on Voldemir Buddy oh God yes, he stands for communism Well, I know way it ain't gonna we're gonna let it sit in the Yukon. Don't worry sleepy. Joe won't sleep long He'll wake up and he'll knock those you And maybe clear right We know Jack we know what's going on here Jack, right? I've seen the writing Jack. All right, let's look at it Let's be come on. Come on, man. Let's think about this Stick from fucking Dana Carvey's impression. That's all I can do. No, that's good

You think you're great. Um, all right, and then we got one more story. This one's very fun Which one you want to do? This guy This guy right like our fellow Austrian the recovering this week Yosef Ritzel. Mm-hmm. It's complicated guy. Yeah. No this he This this gentleman he apparently consumed large quantity of magic mushrooms. He's a 37 year old man He said he was suffering from depression and alcohol abuse

He severed his penis The first thing we said was just like This guy got yeah You have to have a huge dick so in order to like swing an axe Yourself and chop off your penis Wow now. I would definitely hit my stomach this whole no question about it Dude, you would hit my tits. Yeah So I was reading this article so first of all this article is putting a lot on the mushrooms half of it Where just think that this guy was already kind of fucked up

I think the mushrooms kind of led him towards it He was having a bunch of visions and stuff while doing it apparently after he was also having some problems So it might have created an acute psychotic episode. He was a crazy person who ate mushrooms Yes, and it just it did not work for him And so he was in his secluded vacation home, and then he took an axe He chopped his penis into multiple pieces, which again shows... Big penis. There's a hawk in there.

It must have been a big penis. Alright. He probably just needed a little, take a little off the side. Alright, so this is the thing, so this is the part of it where you're just like, Jesus fucking Christ. Now this is according to the article from SciPost. He had it been hard when he did it. I think he just pulled it taut.

Now the man reported... Did he tie a rope to the end of it? He pulled it like this and hit it like this. That's two hands. Yeah. That's hard. Yes. It had to have been hard. No, no. I didn't even just bounce it off a hard dick won't do anything. You have to pull it tight. That's every single guy that I've read about that's done home circumcisions and home penis removals. Well, Armin Mivis was doing it with his teeth. That's different old-fashioned way. Yeah, of course It could have been a sharp-ass axe Oh, I think was a sharp axe now the man reportedly

He tied a piece of cloth around this general area to control the bleeding and he placed the severed parts of his penis in a Jar filled with snow He then left the house bleeding profusely in search of help Someone found him at a confused state and brought him to the hospital. Now, five hours, they got chunks of it on. Now, this is what he say here, his penis was contaminated with soil and snow and parts of the organ were severely damaged. Surgeons were able to save the tip of the penis and about two centimeters of the penile shaft with the other sections were too damaged to be repaired

He cut it into slices. Yeah. All right, so remarkably the replantation was successful Save the mushroom tip of the penis. No, even though the mushrooms are what made him cut off the penis very interesting Eddie, yeah, you put it that way now He was placed under psychiatric care because he was saying he was having problems. Obviously. I say let him go. I you know But apparently Remarkably the patient was able to regain some erectile function. Yeah within three months of the surgery I don't even know why you would at that point I think I'd just be like, I don't know if I can ever smile downstairs

ever again, but it's just like all two centimeters, two centimeters of it. Fun talk with the docs. Like guess what? Got hard this week. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Hey doc. Wait. Hey doc. Look, wait, no, no. Give me a second. Look, Hey, wait, look. Oh yeah. Almost an edge. Yeah. We're going to have to get you some old tapes of Rose McGowan stat. Now you also say that heroic. Yeah. So they said of the others, but he also says accordingly to this other thing that I didn't know is that at his last follow-up visit he was able to urinate normally while seated. Fuck yeah. Through a minor complica- though a minor complication called hypospadius.

Yeah, he pees out of the side of his dick now. Unfortunately. It's not out the tip. Even though he got to save the tip, he pisses out the side like it's a fluke. Peepy takes his side door. Yeah, yeah. But now that you know, he can whistle out his penis and bunch of rats are falling on like people could whistle on his penis He's a strain that's candy. Yeah, sorry you're right Wow

Wow Emails are gonna He's all stream. That's can't heat. No, sorry. You're right Wow Wow Emails are gonna get And the other one we can see other story we'll say for next week. Yeah, like the other one do have any up Do we have any um listener mail that you want to hit? Yeah, you know what we'll move on We're gonna we'll just we'll hit him up next week. Okay, great. We'll do some read next week We actually covered quite a bit in the beginning. Yeah, we did. We did. Eddie, we're really packed in a lot of show today.

Yeah, I'm excited to actually watch a bunch of horror movies with you. Are you? Yeah, I am. I'm glad. It seems like a lot of unnecessary work, and it shouldn't be because it's fun. Know what I am upset about with the 31 for 31 is it's going to be hard for me to continue to watch movies that I want to watch Yes, that's because you're not waiting. That's the aggravating part

No, if you are watching a movie and it's not one of these movies what's wrong with you? Yeah, no, then it's like I'm wasting two hours of my fucking day at this point because I gotta get all those fucking movies done Yes, welcome to my world my hell my creation don't have to watch them You've already seen all these movies because if you you're like me, you live every day, knowing that for some, spookiness is just one month of the year. I'm going to have to watch a bunch of these in the morning and shit.

But I know, because I love being spooky 24 seven, 365 days, because I Know my constituency And I know my soul I am offended by Juwan Spell different it's It's better than juwoff We're gonna have all right. Yes, Eddie. How are we gonna complete? You're gonna laugh at this joke that it's about to say Who are you about to have? What was your completed? You gone would be the worst

Slash podcast in the left to watch us warble on back and forth as we talk you can see our bodies And there's a lot of extra goodies on there anywhere on socials go to at LP on the left Go check out our twitch twitch.tv slash LP and TV. We got tears of a clown tonight Yes on the way. I'll be on tears of a clown. We're gonna be discussing Who the ugliest rock stars are and I gave you some good ones You gave me one and it kind of broke our thing, but we're doing it anyway. Cause it was all classic rock until the one you gave me. So we're adding one.

So, but that's fine. I'm a disruptor. I get it. I get it. Oh yeah. Pesto the penguin. What's up? I love you. It's just a big fat penguin, right? It's just a big fat penguin.

Big fat baby penguin. All right. People wanted Eddie to acknowledge the penguin. Yeah, everyone's been sending me pesto the penguin. Because I think he's cool. Because he's also big. I think it's upsetting that he's going to have to end up at these Diddy freak-offs, apparently.

No one's making any show business. That's the only way. This guy owns half the penguins. Hey, man. Hey, buddy. Don't blame me. I got, I do, I did say earlier earlier. I'm gonna be doing October 7th I'm gonna be doing some stand-up here in Burbank

And that's at October 7th 8 p.m. At the good night I'm you can find that on Eddie tunes calm, but also I'm doing a benefit for Forest firefighters. This is the grassroots firefighter benefit That's gonna be October 13th 8 p.m. At a place called scribble, which I'm not even sure is real Don't bring your wife to that. Yeah, but that's what I'm gonna say. You can't trust your wife around all these firefighters I'm glad we're doing something for him, but all they do is fuck. Yeah, I don't think the firefighters are coming They're working. So we're doing the benefit. You sure there's not gonna have one there not gonna have one sexy guy I'll find one and then there it's but yes for it's it's it's for the forest

Firefighters which are mostly criminals I believe and the and that's gonna be in Highland Park at the place called scribble That's October 13th at 8 p.m. Come and see that show and help out these firefighters Yeah, a lot of fun. Um tickets set a fire keep the firefighters at work Yeah, cuz that's what's hard is create work for firefighters by setting fires out there. It's so hard for them to get to work. There's lots of people who do set fires. And this is one of the problems of forest firefighters is because there'll be a forest fire in LA

and the fire will be going on and then some arsonist will like light a fire on the other side of town because they know no one's watching. I always feel like arsonist is too fancy word. It is, it is. You know, especially if it's not an art form. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it is, then they get to be an arsonist is too fancy word. It is it is, you know, especially if it's not an art form Yeah, yeah, yeah, but if it is then they get to be an arsonist. Yeah, I'm just setting random fire I don't like random fire. Yeah, if you set a fire do a purpose, you know burn down a structure We're not trying to know the forest we need you're to hear first

Burn down a structure. All right A night of comedy and country music. October 13th. Come see me. Hail Satan. Hail um... Chris Christopherson. Again. I love him so much.

You're allowed to. He's so good. Last but not least, goodbye, take a zealous look. I like it.