Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Blaming Bears

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news including an insurance scam gone wrong as 4 men are charged in a series of staged "Bear Costume" car break-ins, South Korean VR "helps" reunite mother with dead daughter, man caught smuggling 300+ spiders onto plane in Peru, the Arkansas doctor charged with lewd conduct after nude workplace romp, and much, much, MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yes. Well, I got to say, buddy, a little disappointed. Yeah, you backed out of your stripper promise I'm honestly no show the party and said no stripper is coming listen. I did Tootsie I still had a decent time. I saw I saw the footage decent time I had to go outside I shaved a cat and she was fucking mad. I was like, what is this? No, I didn't mean to disappoint tootsie. I for those of you that don't know last week. We were discussing about how it was to Tutsi's 17th birthday party That's a dog 19 dog. Yes. It's a dog by the way. It's not a it's not a good little girl

We were talking about this for and we were putting my in their daughter Tutsi Oh big old person with the metal rod sticking out of the side of their head. All right, you never know. Yeah voters I Had a but I wanted to I wanted to get a stripper and I did got I have my guy Dominic Dominic was like he's my nest. He's like my neighborhood naked guy Okay, and he was gonna go do that and I was like talking with him about it and he was totally down He was totally chill. But then the next thing, you know, he did commit suicide by police officer Oh, so he could not be there was untrusted stripper cop

Unfortunately, he was just as a sexy police officer and then he was pulled over for reckless driving because he was a sexy Intoxicated police officer and then in his actions, he was then murdered subsequently. By eternal affairs. By the, yes, yes. Yeah, and not by a normal street cop. No, it was just some other guy that didn't even want to deal with him. He was off duty. Yeah.

When he had to shoot him in the head. No, that's not true. I just fucked it up. But I will say. Tootsie's mad. I know. I know. Tootsie's mad.

I'll have to just wait six months before she's in the grave That's unfair. It is unfair, but it's probably true. She's very sweet. I Can't believe every day. I'm like you is today the day she is it's her and Jimmy Carter. Yeah, just Continuing to the kiss kiss God forgot about me Always had God forgot about me. God must have forgot I was here. She has outlived everything that she's ever come in contact with. Dude, she's like, she was from Barack Obama's presidency. Yeah. That's amazing.

Yeah, no, it's truly unbelievable. It's amazing. I did receive many emails that I thought were so funny. Do you know? So you even got information from strippers? No one was local. I receive many emails that I thought were so funny. Do you know? So you even got information from strippers? No one was local. Oh, okay. No one was local. Yeah, you can't be flying them in.

No, no, no, no. Not right now. Okay? It's hard. It's called trafficking. Yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of conferences, a lot of the real people really thinking about this.

Only fuck local. That's it. That's how keep it side stories I'm this is side stories. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I'm Henry Zabrowski How you doing, but I got several emails from exotic dancers of the male persuasion that they said not only is it not? Hyper unusual to be asked to dance for a dog, but several of them have already danced for dogs Oh, so we're not even original know that they have walked into a room They said largely did seem to be obviously an excuse for the women find out till they got there No, no, no, they rolled in several of them walk. I feel like you got to say it ahead of time

There's a dog in a chair in the center of a bunch of horned out cougars Yeah, and that dog is just sitting there and they're like, all right, it's peppers. It's peppers. Nice birthday. You got a date for her. And then he's just getting, then this man is just getting groped by a whole pack of women's dog. No interest. Yeah. You know why? Cause he wasn't smuggling pepperonis. Well, if you dangle, if you tie a treat to their penis And then have that and see if he can keep it make his dick bounce You know how they did trick where they get hard and they make their dick bounce. Yeah Yeah, so we tie a treat to that and then make it bounce like that. I mean you could definitely get some interest

I feel like on some way that's got to be demeaning to put some eyeballs on your balls No, and so we can look at in the eyes like a snake like a funny cat He likes to look in the eyes see right through you to teach creeps me out with that And I do think that the dead-eyed stare that she would give to this stripper would have also creeped him out That's harder dad that you're getting no reaction dude. She doesn't like And then for a while I actually just was wondering whether or not Tutsi was a lesbian. Tragic Mike. That was the guy I hired originally. And now he's dead. But yes, happy birthday Tutsi. I'm sorry that I was not there. Yeah. Sorry. And I will. But it's

not, I was just, I was fighting crime. Know what else you missed? I had a, I had a bunch of boys over to watch the Tyson Paul fight I went out it was like we did our show at serious exam and then I walked over it was great I dinner with Matt servito. We went We you know, you know me with my Hollywood connects. Yeah, right. It was me Matt servito my wife Yeah, right. It was me Matt servito my wife Hottest party you could possibly imagine we went down to the fucking Formosa. They know me there Yeah, all I had to do was get a reservation My favorite table that they chose for us and we had a fantastic time

But as we were leaving I looked and I saw someone else was watching the fight on their phone And I watched last five minutes on their phone and I Was completely correct. Yeah, I called the whole thing. It was The fight we deserved. Oh, yeah, you know, he was like I I was so excited. I was so ready to go I wanted it so bad very I wanted I wanted to see Tyson fucking pummel this guy But no, you can't fight at 58 Mike Tyson looked frightened Of the people and Jake Paul looked tired and dumb It was from what I've seen one of the worst bouts of athleticism since me getting out of a tub

It really is like he is The like what we're what we could expect from sports for the next couple years It is just like you sure it is just gonna be stunts. There is a term image. It's like Is the, like, what we're, what we can expect from sports for the next couple years. It is just like this. It is the future, it is just gonna be stunts, and garbage, it's like, unathletic people. There's a term that is used in technology that is a funny internet term, but it's real,

and it's what we are all in the middle of right now, and it's called en-shitification, and the term is a funny thing of why things are built to fall apart Specifically why phones only last two years and laptops only last three years and your car constantly breaks down They they build them to fall apart and we're just doing that with people now Yeah, you know and that's just what we we got going on then they're in charge Yeah, I think you know, but Tyson, you know got 20 mil He's good for the rest of his life for him You know that was really worried about his money

I was really really worried if he was out of money or not and then Jake Paul is just another just fucking Absolutely talentless nothing person at the end of the fight afterwards when they're interviewing Jake Paul He said that it's America is now in its moment of truth. Yes, right after he had a fake boxing match. Yes very much So it's almost like people have lost the ability to be ironic But not here Because we talk about only the most important topics like what are the most fuckable fish Yes, and I'm not getting into this into a lot of detail because we got another pushback from the anti bestiality crowd Because they get upset. Yeah, they really don't want to hear about

It's just fish. It's fish. It's just fish But I'm just gonna just quickly go through the fact that yes the number one I will say we had more people send in what type of fish they want to fuck then more people Tell us not to talk about not a single person He nailed us about our star status about like you did do a little bit of kerfluffle by saying something about how Jesus was An Israeli, but you meant an Israeli or some opposite fucking thing doesn't fucking matter It's not real We got less mail about that than we did about fish fucking and the what fishes they would fuck I mean it three dozen just for the sake of the people

for the brave mostly men that emailed I want to say the number one fish is sturgeon. Yes. Yep. Yeah. Two, two listeners voted for sturgeon and I get it man. Cause apparently they got inner teeth, but you could bypass them by sticking your dick in it. And they're long. I guess they're super long, but they're the size of a human sometimes. But Eddie, let's fresh water too. You don't even gotta smell salty. I just don't think that the guys that are fucking the mouth of this sturgeon have to worry about if their girth is gonna exceed the mouth Yes, because I feel that it is mostly. Oh, wow. I hate his face. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's got when I'm looking at this I forgot that's why they want to fuck. Yeah, cuz it has a mouth

I'm really actually has like it cuz it sucks the bottom of the Riverbed. Hey and guess what? Yeah, you're gonna suck the pebbles off a coral you come over here and give my fucking coral Oh my god, you know, you can put sturgeon on bagels Uh, you can very good you could put liquid shit on bagels if you want. Oh, I'm just saying anything gonna be I am young any single substance one in vehicle. Yeah, I Kissing go Rami was another one It's a little kid fishes that kiss each other and they said main issue was stay away from a largemouth bass

Because they would quite literally bite your penis off really yeah, cuz they got chompers big old chompers That's really I put my hand in a mouth bath's mouth before they wouldn't bite your penis off I might scratch you up a little bit when's the last time you did that when I was a child I might scratch you up a little bit when's the last time you did that when I was a child I Got they got spines the fish whisperer on YouTube. He shows him. He bleeds every single time. He feeds one a Bass yeah, they got little nippers. I mean you know you just reach right in there and fucking grab it this with your fingers Eddie What about your pink? Penis I wish it was still pink. Yeah, no mine's kind of getting like gray. Yeah, it's turning into Eeyore down there I don't know why I don't lose it and not care. I don't know

About this I didn't answer about what color I wanted my penis to turn when I turned 40 and I should have been asked Yeah, and speaking of little bites the Titanic you said that the Titanic isn't going anywhere another update That's false because due to the bacterium Halmonious titanic a named after the boat. Yeah, eating it It's slowly but surely decaying rapidly. Oh, we should go down and check it out. Go ahead Yeah, you want to go on a little submarine adventure. It's a boat. We've all seen it. All right We've all seen it James Cameron made it a romantic again in a film Yeah, we've seen I don't care about the time

There are really nice cruise ships that are like still floating on top of the water. Totally operating. So I'm just going to go on those. I'm going to deal with those. I'm sick of it. I hate the stupid Titanic. It's stupid. And another update that was immediate that was Rob called it.

We talked about last week in South Carolina breakout of a series of like little test monkeys, cappuccino monkeys. What was the other one? Macaque. Macaque. And they got out, it was like they're still about 12 unaccounted for, but almost like clockwork, Bigfoot sightings increased in the area just immediately. People were like, no idea that the news, they never looked up monkey escape.

They didn't go look up anything. But it doesn't matter people see rustling in the woods They think bigfoot because they don't have any imagination They don't understand it could be a bunch of guys on the down low six to nine in each other But underneath a bunch of ferns. Oh, that's my first thought Nothing is big foot. I just assume it's two grown businessmen having sex with each other No condoms no cut, but they're hairy like you no not necessarily I think one would be hairy and one would be slippery like an eel Go back and forth they know sometimes Harry's on Harry

But I feel like Harry probably gonna use a slick boy mm-hmm right side stories LPOTL at gmail.com Are you Harry and you prefer a slick boy? And when two Harrys are together, do you have to make you both slick and hairy? Ha ha ha. Harry, also the name of the most famous Bigfoot. Harry and the Hendersons. Well, he was unreal. Patty is technically the most famous Bigfoot.

That was according to the Patterson footage of the Bigfoot. That's what he's called. But that's not real. That was real Oh, yeah, there's a musculature. Oh, okay, if you look at Patty Yeah, this is right here you see this is Patty press That's a man The he has press is a man tits. Yeah, all right as they should be but if you look at it move

Can we show a video of it just so we can see it again? I've seen this video a million times. No you haven't Obviously not recently. I mean Harry and the Hendersons was truly one of the great films of our generation It was but the Patterson Gilman film actually is The actual first footage your most important footage of the Bigfoot as you can see there's musculature in the back It's too it's walking too easily. There's a lot of people that can walk easily. This is a younger Bigfoot. And you said people, by the way. Yes, but this is Bigfoot.

Bigfoot's between people and animal. Yeah, but this is too much. You can almost see the sneaker. No, you can't see the sneaker. That's a full food. There's musculature. No, man, that ain't no fucking. This has both been debunked and bunked.

This has been debunked and debunked again and again. It's just like, it's been debunked, and then the guys said that they came out and they said they wore a suit but then they recanted and they said they never happened and then now there are more and more people saying Recently that the Patterson Gimlin footage actually is pretty legit. It can't be it's stabilized. Look at that Look how it's walking. No human can walk like that. All humans walk like that. Only ones that look like Bigfoot. Yes. I Just think it's fascinating. I'm just saying that's That's the most famous Bigfoot. I don't know. I think Harry's more famous side stories lpo theology email.com Who's the better baby Harry's definitely the better Bigfoot also? Yeah, sure. Yeah the more fun one

We haven't heard from Patty. We don't know if Patty's funny., Patty's a piece of shit. Yeah, you know that I'll agree with yeah now one thing I'll say about Roman sexuality that we covered a little bit You know the Romans how much do you think a big put big foot vagina weighs like if you cut it out of her? Yeah like eight pounds ten pounds What's all? Bigfoot way six hundred pounds five hundred pounds a cow is like 1200 right and so a bigfoot has to be like at least Five it's like they say eight hundred pounds eight hundred pounds. That's a lot of meat. It's a lot of meat That's a lot of skeleton and that's meat. Yeah Yeah, I don't know if pussy meat is normally the biggest the biggest biggest factor in body weight if it's 20 pounds. I'm gonna say

20 pounds 20 pounds. I think if it's 800 pounds, I think 20 of its pussy. You know what I'd vote for for president Oh, absolutely. I vote for anybody at this point. I can't wait to vote next week. Oh, yeah me too big election next week If you're in line now with the polls Yeah, me too big election next week If you're in line now with the polls You vote they have to let you vote So fucking stupid, um, so This is a bit of a response another update on Roman sexuality We talked about how gayness doesn't exist, but actually there was a form of it

They did say that apparently oral sex even though we talked about the people getting their dick suck since the old days In the Roman eras they viewed it disparagingly because they thought it made your breath bad Really they cared about breath. Oh, yeah, they said it was because bad breath They also said they don't really care about you having sex with a man as long as you're at The top because putting a being a bottom is bad. Oh most like a power thing. Yes, well most people were bottoms It just wasn't really discussed. Okay. Yep You know the idea of it was considered gay to go down on a woman because it was you were penetrating the woman with your tongue According to them

That's wrong. I think it's super straight. Absolutely. Kind of link tours. Yeah, you like it so much you go down. Well, that's the idea. Yeah, you get up in there. Yeah. Yeah, it's not just for penises

anymore. But that's why we change things. All right. That's why we flip them. So that those are the updates from today. There's a lot. Now there's a bunch I was saving saving her next week because next week we have a very special episode of last podcast and left coming your way So I was a bunch that I'm saving that I'm certain a lot of people are wondering

Why am I not covering the UAP congressional hearing and why am I not talking about George Knapp's new show? And why am I not talking about the a lot of like your silence is deafening Henry? Oh, I know My silence is more deafening than a lot of people's noise Absolutely, just by my body noises itself when I could just sit here. I make noises I sit I sound like a rice maker, you know, I sound like a tea kettle. Yeah ready to go. Yeah, and But we are saving it for next week. Okay, I'm gonna go into it a bit deeper All right, so people can understand. Okay. Good good deeper as in the ocean Yes, because I learned about that this week. You're right. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You've been watching George Knapp

He's been watching investigate aliens. I have been watching it. We're going to do it We're going to be talking about in depth next week the Gulf of Mexico That's their favorite place to relax. It's they get no fucking no waves of course yeah chill oh yeah also just so you know the woman the young lady the Gersimron cow war that was cooked to death in the Halifax Walmart was fun I do was not murder okay I believe it was not suspicious but no nothing else on that nothing else on that not probably never again to never also Andrews perfect. Oh our favorite guy. What happened? What's he doing? He is going up for parole for the second time So now he's going in there. I think he's got a real shot. They love special

Oh, they love him and they definitely they're gonna love the fact that he is a he shaved Z Into the side of his head which is a new pro-fascist Russia symbol the Z then the Z which is two sevens next to each other because it's been 77 years since World War two a Z is two sevens. That's what they do. That's a thing that they did. It's two sevens touching tips Oh, okay. I see. I'm so that's what they they make it a Z and it's apparently all over Russia right now 77 is what it's 77 all over Russia right now and and is 77 is What it's 77 years since World War two ended. Oh So so we only got to deal with the Z thing for a year I don't know what it doesn't matter. It's all fucking stupid and and he's a moron. He's not going anywhere

It's not fun in jail. Andrews Breivik. Yes, it's not a good. He's not even a good look He is having fun in jail. He like is having fun in jail. He sits in his fucking apartment. He plays his ps5 He's loving life. Fuck you. Go go fuck yourself. I hope you have diarrhea today Anders Breivik and every day Honestly, sometimes I like it. So I do like it. Isn't that weird? Yeah, I wish I wasn't you know, so into it We're not gonna talk about it. But I just like people I'm like you're welcome. I just like the time spent. Yeah All right, so this is one of my favorite stories of this week now There's a lot of stuff zips up and around

but I think the one that is the most interesting to me is People really think that you're gonna get away with insurance fraud. Oh yeah. They, and it's, we've said this multiple times on the show, it is so difficult. They don't want to pay. To get your money when you need it and when you deserve it legally. Why do you think that insurance fraud is gonna be any easier? It's not.

Their detectives are better than the police detectives. They are looking actively. And this is one of the dumbest, slashed funniest versions of this that I've ever seen. Now, this four were arrested. Four were arrested in California car insurance scam. These morons decided to fake being a bear Fuck up their own car and then try to use the footage of that to prove that a bear was in their car

Insurance agents weren't having it Los Angeles area residents room and Tom Ross Ian Ararat sure Canadian by he murhad karyanian and Ararat Shurkanian, Vahim Murhad Kianian, and Alfea Zuckerman. They were charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy in connection to the reported scam from the Department of Insurance. Now they entered- How are four people involved in one insurance scam? Because you know what? I don't know.

I don't really know. That's crazy. I think it's because one got the costume, one did, like they all put together, and I guess it was multiple vehicles as well. And the footage that we're gonna see and go over right now came from one of their Rolls Royce's ghosts, which is a nice car. Yeah, 2010 Rolls Royce.

Yes. It just shows like he bought it and he didn't have the money for it, so now he's trying to figure out how to have it. Very much so. The suspects also provided video footage to the insurance company which showed the quote unquote alleged bear in the vehicle. Now if you look at the stuff, state biologists immediately determined it was clearly a human

in a bear suit. But we'll watch it and see what you think. The detectives found two more insurance claims with two different insurance companies from the suspects with the same date of loss and the same location. Each claim involved two vehicles, a 2015 Mercedes, a 2022 Mercedes, and suspects also alleged used the bear costume to make it look like a bear also entered and damaged those vehicles. You gotta go after a Toyota or a Honda.

That's why there was four guys. They thought that this was smart. They parked all four of their shitty cars in the same parking lot. And then I guess drew straws to figure out who was going to be the bear. They then bought a high level bear costume and they decided, well, like, we'll just get them all in one go. And to say that it was a bear serial car slashing, which I've never heard of before or since. Yeah. But I don't know. Maybe I'm'm wrong when I was in Gatlin Berg staying overnight They they made sure that we locked the doors to our car because the Bears break into the cars

They say no one to open that they know how to open the doors. Oh, yeah, and they sleep And so let's just look at this footage. So this is the footage outside of the 2010 Rolls Royce ghost This is that this is what they submitted to insurance to say look this is we we look at this bear I can't even believe it I'm ready to believe I'll tell you that here we go. Oh, I see the light the cabin line of the car turn on Okay, you see hey I mean so far. I kind of believe it so far. It's just a bear. You don't see it get in He's turning around y' get a bear fit into the car

at this side. I would have some people. Yeah. They did a good job. Like cause of the roof, you know, it's blocking a good size. You notice they're moving the camera to try to catch it. Right? So they're trying to catch this bear. What did he even do? He's just like inside. Yeah. You gotta shake the car more. Yeah. Shake the car. What did he even do? He's just like, yeah, you gotta shake the car. Yeah. Shake the car. What is he even going for? He's not doing anything. He's just like, Hey, he's turning the radio on and off. He's probably the most bear like of the and how insulting is that? And like, well, a refia you're fucking, you're the fat one. The fattest of all of us are refia. I don't know if I'm a capital. Look at how bad they clearly fucked up the car. They, the, the claw marks on it are so stupid. They are so uniform. They were

done literally almost to almost not fully ruin it. They just got really wanted to get the fucking interior redone. Now. This is the same Look at Eddie same camera. This is on the Mercedes He parked a new car on the same spot and then they have this person obviously in a bear suit Like it's just feeling around. Yeah, it's opening the glove department. You could tell they're like, all right, now bear it up in there. And he's like, what do you want me to do?

What do you mean bear it up? There's honey in the trunk. Shoot your scat. Take a shit. Shoot your scat. I don't know if my scat. I mean, my scat is very much my scat. I don't know if it's going to look like people's scat.

Scat in there. Skibba da da. it's gonna look like people scat scat than that It's just we're gonna go to school. We gotta rip up this shit more than this. So stupid They are just slightly scratched all of the walls. The interiors are lightly scratched This is how many this is the second is this the second week in the row? We've or maybe third week in a row. We've even brought up people framing bears keeps happening. What is going on here? When the living fuck this fucking anti bear world that we're trying to live in right now is fucked up I thought that bears were one of the ones that everybody love People love bears look it's next car

same thing Just the bear just the bear going in the fucking car man Just the bear just the bear going in the fucking car man So stupid so they are all probably gonna go to jail yeah, they are that they these this trip this Let's call them a quartet of idiots are gonna go straight to jail I wonder how much time they get and I tell you my favorite bear got killed did we talk about this on the show? I don't know 399. Yes God, I'm just still broken up about it. It's hard man. Yeah, I'm still thinking about it this god these assholes this bear

Great bears like 399 go down is because of this anti bear fucking rhetoric That's being passed on by these fucking people. It's just not even a very good bear suit. I mean, it looks pretty cool I mean but look at the Patterson gimlet footage, right? If you look at that footage it is proper musculature and that's yeah, that's like my 60s, right? Yep. See Well, that was also like, you know, that was around when they go 2001 was coming around when they were making that and stuff Yeah, we faked the moon landing. There were some really good monkey suits in that too. Yeah, there was a lot of stuff going on there, man They just took from Stanley Kubrick man because he had to fake the footage because fucking what's his name? I'm talking about farted on them the camera

Oh, so you think that they did go to the moon and Neil Armstrong farted so they had Stanley Kubrick reshoot it all. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the best theory I've heard. I can see him farting all over it going, Oh my bad. Yeah. It's all that space ice cream. Damn. I should, I should have been watching my cheese. It's me. Neil Armstrong. You know that's what he sounded like. Yeah. No one really knows. if you actually listen to the quote be like one small step man Man can't Love Neil Armstrong. He was a funny guy and he'll be checker. Yeah, he was great at the Trumpet he got he was good at the trumpet

His jazz standards could not be duplicated We have that we have all right All right, what we got here? We got... Oh, I got one story. It's an old one, but I never heard of it and I wanted to talk about it on the show. In South Korea... Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll jump right into this. Yeah, in South Korea, there is a VR. This happened like four years ago, but yes, but Yeah, we just learned about it now. There is a VR that could reunite you With your dead child now it sounded like they did this as a way for this is a nice thing

They did for this woman. It was like a specific company that did this like I guess it was an experiment in the digital imagery this was like during this from four years ago yeah and it was Jang Ji Song was the mother that was the name of the woman and they it was from this was that the South Korean broadcaster MBC were the ones that did the actual documentary the documentary this all came from a documentary called meeting you which was this idea of like it's the goal Was to what in what way can VR you know good for society? You know who directed the documentary who Kim Jong-woo? Was that his like cousin? That's the name of the director Wow. Yeah, so they go. It sounds like it's a fun cousin who? Wow. Yeah, so there you go. It sounds like it's a fun cousin who

Reviews roller coasters not only so not only did they digitally recreate the daughter and her voice She died at seven years old But they also recreated their favorite park now And so like so the kid kind of like appears from behind a bush and then like starts talking to the mom Yes now I just want to watch some of the footage the video footage because they filmed all this and it's just like I Don't know how I feel because I don't I mean I hate it. I just don't know if it Doesn't help. No, I don't know some people like it. I don't know. Let's let's listen to this footage. All right So this is this woman. She's lost in a green screen room with the big VR helmet on she's going where are you?

Here comes her dead daughter She's haunting yeah, she looks like a character from Red Dead Redemption 2 mom where have you been have you been thinking of me? She says no, I hate you. I haven't missed you at all. No, she's crying No, I hate you. I haven't missed you at all. No, she's crying Now and now she's trying to touch her face She can't but she can't because it's digital and her hands are just going through the digital reproductions There are for this wide-eyed Cartoon version of her doc daughter just kind of like hovering like a Street Fighter character waiting to be chosen Like this isn't helping you lady

certainly not The woman said that she would have you know, it was nice to be reconnected with her daughter She wasn't though, but she she said that it was sad that her daughter was still just seven You see a desert. Yes instead of like where the age she should have been. So they wanted to grow her up hot? Well, I mean, she would have been 11. Oh. So, but it would have been nice to see her grow at all.

You know, but at the same time, I don't like it. Popped her up to 22, 23. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Invite some other guys in there. The future, yeah. Yeah, I mean, make her stripper. In the virtual world, right? This is, honestly, I'm only joking they gave her a frozen

Little purse where does it stop because I think that you just that's what we're gonna do like look at this They took this child body right so they took a child. It's not a normal child like a regular child and they put them in like VR like Camera bank like a cylinder of cameras. It looks terrifying It looks like total recall it did this to a child But then they subbed the head on to put her dead daughter's head on it Yeah, so that she can go wave her hands at it

But it doesn't really do much motion besides come out from behind this what looks to be a box of ammunition Yeah, it looks like a part of fallout terrified? Yeah, it looks like a park ball out terrifying Yeah, this looks like this is not terrified. There's trash everywhere. This whole thing is horrifying Yes, this whole thing is just like I I I Think this would be okay if it was photorealistic and not like a weird like polar express style cartoon I was gonna say I think it'd be okay if it was like reuniting you with a dog Oh wow, you know if like it was like your childhood dog or something that you wanted to hang out with again I think that would be a little better than a human being I think that we need a better relationship with death overall. Yeah, I mean you understand. It's a part of life and

It's nice. I should put tootsie in the little VR thing do it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and so yeah, so then I wonder how long it would take to get the horn on her head. Absolutely Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, we put her in there and then what we'll do is and then we can turn her as well What we do is a couple so first yes, obviously have a little kid here on this body double We're gonna do this then again 23 year old stripper put her in there do the same thing put the kids head on that Yeah, tootsie said on that. Yes, right cuz then we can go from yeah, you hang out about emotions It's nice to see be hanging out with tootsie next thing you know you could pop some great tits on her Yeah, pop huge rack on her pot pop good button dick on the moment you get sick a look at a tootsie

Titsy boom exactly You also could do with it man ticks dicks and tits Yeah, you do but anything you want you can do pussies and and tits and what he takes the intertie pussies Make them make a whole human out of dicks and pussies. This is what we're saying is when does the technology end? Yeah, that's actually a great idea for a movie monster, but that's just you know too friendly Yeah, oh, this is fuck you today a movie monster, but that's just you know too friendly. Yeah Quit tempting me with your five delicious butts No, please please see the inside of me. No, I'm so dehydrated from coming Which pussy is queefing?

Second around Wow Wow All right, I know the right one is where the job getting the juice spray from. Yeah. Well, that's your ass. I know that's ass I Know that's ass It is great. I don't know if people even find that funny I just think it's funny to have people crying at a bunch of cartoon daughters yours Because that's not seeing her again, and I know it I feel like it's funny to have people crying at a bunch of cartoon daughters of yours because that's not seeing her again. And I know it, I feel like it's obviously very complicated. It's emotional. It's upsetting.

People get upset, people get upset about it. But it's so ridiculous. I'm very sorry this woman's daughter died. I'm very sorry that happened to her and they're going through a lot, but this is crazy. If you're gonna fucking do this, know that we have to talk about it. It just doesn't really help.

Like does it help or is not acknowledging that they've passed on in other ways or while they're alive? I know that technically the baby, the daughter died very quickly of blood-based diseases, which I thought what all diseases were. But she definitely got like, she died very quickly and is very sad, but still I don't know if this I mean, but I'm not yucking your yum Yeah, and if this is what you want, then I guess you could have it

I don't know if it's gonna make you feel better. Do you remember the one where they had when? Kanye West paid for Kim Kardashian to get the hologram of her father No, yeah, you should look that up. He had a hologram made of her father that showed up at her birthday party What did say not guilty? I? Watched my wife fuck OJ and make you oh, yeah Got one done like his mom would have the full Crazy rack crazy rack. Yeah, I was trying to get what she passed away. I would expect no less See isn't this nice that she got to see her dead father talk to her in cartoon fashion

Damn if Julie like it's like I got you something for Christmas And it was your mom it was my mom's ghost like dancing around the Christmas tree I'd be pretty upset by me a leather bag next time. Buy me, there's so many things that can be purchased. Buy this in weed, whatever amount of money you spent. Put it all towards weed, I'll be so happy. That's a gift. I can't believe I never heard of this.

You did not see this? Yeah, he's like sings her a song and stuff. It's it is Frightening it is truly truly frightening and honestly, I don't think it helped their marriage So proud of the woman that you've become Kimberly and all that you've accomplished All of your hard work and all the businesses you have built are incredible But most impressive is your commitment to become a lawyer and carry on my legacy. She has it And she definitely has it no that's really sad that probably costs like it costs like a several hundred thousand dollars to do Wow, yeah That's amazing. Yeah, it's fucking too much too much money for something

That's extremely sad and fucked up is there who would be your hologram that you would want? I'll run Hubbard. Oh run. The problem again is that you has to exist already. Oh, yeah But again, it's the issue with it is that it's not thinking on its own you have to write a script for it So it's not like it's coming out and like actually saying anything that would be in the mind of the hologram You want to talk to I saw Ronald Reagan hologram at the Reagan? Library, yeah, he had more function than the president when he was alive. It did look like the It had all timers. Yeah. Oh, well, that's fun All right, we got this this isn't one last story that I want to talk about here that is

Like horrifying to me. I know a lot of our listeners. We have a lot of bug people in the audience I like which is fine people like bugs people like people keep spiders, but this is fucked up I don't actually in my house, but I like their existence I will I would you want to know side stories L P O T L a gmail.com those that that do Get exotic spiders, how do you get them? Like, what way, like, where do you? There's all sites and stuff.

I know. You can buy weird fish from all over the world, too. But how do you know if it's legit and not from somebody like this? This story is ridiculous. This guy, a man was stopped. He was a smuggler. Okay. He was in Peru, and he was at the the Lima He was at Jorge Chavez International Airport and he was stopped because the man he was a 28 year old South Korean man

Who was smuggling? 320 tarantulas 110 centipedes and Nine bullet ants in his jacket and pants. That's dangerous He had put them all and they said they had to bring him they had to stop him because his jacket and pants were Squirming I'd be so mad Sitting if he got through and then you have to sit next to him from a flight from Peru to New York City I don't care if you do it in a u-haul I don't care if you put it in the bottom of a fucking trunk

But the idea of you being in the cabin with me strapped with hundreds of centipedes. Because I like spiders. I like spiders. Yeah, but you're not hanging with them. But I would. Versus all the rest of them. You would get a spider for the house? No, Natalie won't let me, but I do keep spiders alive

that are crucial. Spiders. Oh, so you don't kill the spiders in your house. I essentially do a means of almost like a form of cutthroat late stage capitalism with the spiders in my home, I essentially do a means of almost like a form of cutthroat late sage capitalism with the spiders in my home, which is I look for closers. So if a spider's got a big web and a lot of flies on it, I'd leave it. But if a new spider shows up, I knock it out.

How many flies are in your house? We get a lot of flies in the house because they all come up from the ground. You got to put bleach down your drains. What am I trying to fucking make them white? No, you're trying to kill them. That's where they live They live in the drains man. They live outside they fucking live inside, but it's something sometimes they live with the walls Sometimes but they mostly live in the drain. I'll try it. There's a kitchen thing The only thing I got is flies down the drives come in from outside. I know that yeah, you know every screen door Okay, but they also live in the drains. And so it was less than any poor bleach to rob you see a plumber. Is that true?

Yeah, do you really put the leap gee should you put pleads down the drain they can grow like they can form in your kitchen Yeah, they can form and especially if you don't if you don't hit the fucking disposal button as often as you should I always do I'm telling you poor bleach down your drains. You're gonna do what you do. You're gonna see less flies kitchen sink Yes, in the kitchen sink you can do it. Yeah, it doesn't matter in the bathroom. What am I saying? There's water traps and everything else. There's water traps. Okay. Yes, I'm just asking Rob because Rob No, Rob is a plumber Rob is a plumber, but I know I also have a food handlers license That was right. We had to fucking do I forgot. Yes was licensed. That was something we had to fucking do. I forgot. Yes. I forgot that you had that as well. Well, it doesn't matter because this guy did none of it. He told that

and he took it as an opportunity. He strapped these shits to his body and they took them all out. You look at the- Is that the size of them? Those are the size of the tarantulas that were in little tubes. What did he think he was going to do? They're like two pounds each? Yeah, dude. He was crinkling and a crackling, walking into the thing. He was surrounded by spiders. They actually did a really good job of saving the spiders because there were a lot, because they, people love tarantulas. Test them for rabies.

Give them the same treatment the squirrel got. That squirrel, technically it was sad. It is sad what happened to that squirrel. Yes. It is quite sad. We're still on it. I think tarantulas- But I just just it scares the shit out of tarantulas don't they bite But that's not you won't get that fucked up from it apparently

No, and they can be I won't say that goes far as to say they're cute I just think that spiders are extremely interesting are these all dead ones no those are alive Some of the ones in the back some of them are dead. I think some of them might not be doing well. They might be asleep Man, I think tarantulas fucking awesome. Yeah, they are awesome Although I do live by the mantra that you shouldn't be able to shave a spider Hmm, you know like it's got a thick yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's got you know. Why is it staying warm? What's it doing there? I think it helps it sense its environment and then it helps things stick to it man That's why I have my hairs. Oh yeah, you can see when

something's getting close. Oh, I know exactly how any, how large and wide any tube is. That's how you got Natalie. Yep. That's the only way she'd know. I flushed it out. I did like, I poofed it out like I was an Amazon bird. I think that we got, we have stories that we're saving for this week for a very special show in Humboldt County We have a live show in Humboldt. I'm so excited. It's gonna be this Saturday You know hosted by Billy Wayne Davis, and it's gonna be Henry and I do inside stories That's Saturday November 23rd 8 p.m. At the material community center in Redway, California We're gonna have a humble, but it's's technically Redway That's that's the town. We are the county to have a blast

Yes, as long as the bomb cyclone doesn't fucking kill us if we if there is a bomb cyclone, we will be moving the show But if not, we will be apparently the bomb cyclones over on Friday, so we should find out we should be fine We should be fine. Also, but I'm not flying in this small plane that we're in through a fucking cycle No, there's only certain planes like literally we have to like turn the propeller ourselves before we go inside oh, yes, it's um, but the Classy night out almost sold out already you believe that dude come check it out. We I'm so excited for this show We're gonna have a lot of special guests in town for Christmas time Yes, check it out at the Masonic Lodge December 21st. We are large and in charge.

Some of your LPN favorites will be there. Jackie Zabrowski, Amber Nelson, and Sina Ghaznavi. We're gonna have a great time. And then also I want to say on December 12th is gonna be the next Hoopa Googoo game. HGX2. I'm so excited for that. That is going to be the next Hoopa goo goo game. Yeah To I'm so excited for that. That's gonna be on the twitch channel. That's twitch.tv LPN TV I can't wait 6 p.m. Pacific 9 p.m. Eastern. I fucking love this Hoopa goo goo game I do too. So we all do everybody loves it and good pud live. Yeah, so tomorrow this Thursday We're doing live 6 p.m. We're having a bit of Thanksgiving Pud. Really?

Oh yeah, buddy. Cranberry sauce? Whole spread. Fuck yeah. That's already a pudding, sort of. It's a gel. It's a gel. It's jello.

It's jello. Yeah, it's a pudding. And how do you feel about jello? I think it's gross. Yeah? What has more animal parts in it, jello or pudding? Because puddings like milk. Pudding, because it's also got gelatin.

Yeah, oh, okay, good, so pudding's superior. Oh yeah, oh very much so. Make sure you live every day knowing that you got a fucking almost full meal of pudding ahead of you. And you are gonna love the fact that your stomach is gonna hurt because you will be chasing it with wine or tequila. Right, because that's how you do good pud,

and that's how people like it because we do good pud. Why? Because it makes people laugh. That would be a good pudding. Just, it probably already exists. Key lime pie. I mean, that would be delicious. Yeah, that would be actually really nice. Yeah, but that's not what we're going for, Eddie.

You want savory puddings. We want savory puddings. We're in the savory pudding pudding space the goal is to create the entree pudding the entree pudding Is the entree pudding this is when you and Jackie eventually lose your teeth? No, I want it. No, I want it with teeth. You want it with teeth? Yeah, dude, of course Sometimes some pudding kind of have a chew to them. How about shrimp scampi? I would love that. Shrimp scampi pudding would be great. Of course. I'm gonna write that down immediately. I love shrimp scampi pudding. Yeah, I think that'd be a really good idea.

I also like, we had recently a deviled egg pudding that we have, it was amazing. I actually tried a little bit of that and it was amazing. Right? Yeah, I really enjoyed that actually. Surprise, you'd think you wouldn't, but I love my deviled eggs though. Me too. I mean, it's all mayonnaise. Yeah.

Yeah. Fucked around I mean, it's all mayonnaise. Yeah. Yeah. Fucked around with it, dude. It's just, if you put a bunch of mayonnaise in a cup and you call it pudding, is it pudding or is it mayonnaise? If you're eating it and calling it pudding, that's called the power of magic. Go to patreon.com slash last by guess and left to pay to watch us talk.

Yeah, baby. And we have a good time on there. Go check out all the BTS, all the, we got the reading lists We got awesome great also every side stories comes out twice on YouTube once is just audio and once as Videos so if you wait two days you can actually see us fucking jam around like oh Yeah, oh god damn it. I just saw a story that we just missed man So it man stole 67 pieces of underwear to hang on his masturbation tree. Oh

Goddamn it. That's kind of nice. I never thought to have a masturbation tree. Oh, it's Thailand. That makes sense. Oh, okay Yeah, well, yeah, he mostly jerked off at this tree. They love trees out there they really do all sorts and also there was one of the Florida doctor that was just walking around his doctor's office completely naked and So this doctor this is another story that I just didn't cover because it came in and out this guy was walking around us that he was like apparently accustomed to it and they all said that he's got used to what he called his free-living lifestyle so this doctor is just walking full ass naked in the throughout his whole office yeah he then casually goes into where all the nurses are they're

not reacting at all to him naked He's in there He then begins to play with his dicken balls and get hard and masturbate to full ejaculation All over the last one ladies and guess what the lady didn't even rant incredible employees He said apparently you've been grooming them for a long period of time. No way Sound like it at all Doesn't sound like you would if They were used to it in any way.

What's his name? You gotta be a really good doctor to walk in naked. He said that what they did was what he did, which is, and I get, I'm not supporting this man. Oh, very much. Why is that? But it's true. You know what he did that you could say is the best thing that he did was that every single time? He was naked in the office. He'd give him money. Oh, oh, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, he still has a hat on Yeah, he's got a hat on but no shoes point of being naked if you got a fucking hat on look at they're just working, buddy Oh, he's hilarious Stretching he is like he's got his foot up on the copier like he's doing all the stuff

Dude, he is naked as the day is naked man. God damn. This is a doctor. He's on the phone Yeah, he's just doing his thing of balls, but then you find out later on is that then he jerked all over that woman's leg Dr. Define. Yeah, dr. David Define. Yes Yeah, well he did see he did give him a lot of money. So now he's eating pizza. Yeah, dr. David define. Yes. Yeah. Well, he did see he did give him a lot of money So now he's eating pizza According the doctor that's what he says. I don't know anything about that at all I have to see those things to have any idea what you're talking about You put this is your doctor's office. He's fucking put the security cameras

All of this is on purpose every bit of this is on purpose Well, hey some that's what's why it's important for you guys out there Mm-hmm is that if you're making a job your horny right your horny boss I'm a horny boss, but I save it for my family But if you're a horny boss, you gotta set the temperature of that horny boss scenario up top. Right? My main thing is boss is naked.

Technically, if everybody's not naked, he's a criminal. Yes, but if everybody's naked unless he's forcing them to get naked, but unless you put that yeah on the the the situation if everyone's naked on their own accord it's not forcing it's you work here you're naked well if you don't work here you're not if you don't want to work here fine and be naked here sure but you're naked and you're if you're getting what I've done here you need needs to be on the sign outside over no, it's called the doctor's office Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No very much. So okay. Yeah, it needs to be yeah. Yeah very very nursery very much Yeah, naked plumbers Union. Yeah naked hospice. We already did that host place

Naked house, but yeah, there was the hottest one. Is this the guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh see he's all fat and bearded in this picture He's just excited with it. He lost all the weight wait till I fuck you know. There's just shooting himself up with those epic, dude I'm getting cut next year, so maybe I might get a little naked in the studio. I'll fuck cut you right now You already do yes, I do Digging balls you don't show you diggables, but Henry takes a shirt off at all times. I knew I'm on the show This is my is my job I know but they'll be like we'll just be working together and you'll just lift your shirt up and start

Playing with your breasts. You're used to it. Yeah, you have to I'm not complaining. I'm just stating facts That's what you have to take. That's my process. Yeah All right. Well, let's get out of here. He'll say hail my process Hail Korean VR children. The only innocent kids I know.