Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Body Parts for Sale

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news starting off with a slew of updates and then - the Kansas man caught selling disposed fetuses and human body parts online, the Ohio woman found mauled by neighbor's pigs on Christmas Day, mysterious white puddle on a woman's doorstep causes a stir in Alabama, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started side stories, yes Yeah, this is a really big problem Eddie I have no clue how I Mean it when I look at you. I have no idea how you did this to your coffee. I have no idea what happened to you in your coffee. You've somehow, you're covered in your coffee. You were clean when we started. But now you're covered in coffee.

Mmm, lick my tits, you piece of shit. Like our coffee man's Alex, our incredible and trepid man is in charge of our bean flow. Man, that man keeps me stacked. Oh yeah. In beans, dude. He does. But have you ever been around him? Yeah, we all went. He came to the Chicago show. He smells of delicious beans. It's a good thing to stink of, I guess. He smells so delicious. He smells like a nice dark roast, but he's very white. Oh, lily white. Yes, but he is just delicious smelling as a man.

I like the smell of coffee on a man's skin. He hits me up constantly to send me shirts and more beans. I never say, I never turn down free coffee, especially his coffee, because it's delicious. Don't ever do it. But he sent me recently a bag of mystery coffee and then wrote on it, might be horrible. He sends experiments to me too.

He sends me experiments. He says, this is experiments, might be horrible. It's awesome, I love to try it. I always do it. Yeah, but it's just sitting in my freezer now, I'm scared of it. It's delicious, it's just coffee. It's not gonna taste like liquid shit. I'm scared of it. It's delicious. It's just coffee. Yeah, it's not gonna taste like liquid shit I mean is all of his coffee taste delicious. So none of his coffee tastes like shit. You're right

Yeah, that's why we sell it spring Hill Jack coffee Exclusively through last podcasts on the left. That's why we do this. Oh, why we join with them They have to buy it through our website. No, They can go to him and buy it, right? They can directly, yes. But don't buy it from him, buy it from us. No. So we get a piece. We have, we're working with them.

Yeah, we get a cut. It's a whole thing, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole merch angle. I love it, I love it. Reptilian in the morning. I brought it with me when I left town to escape the fire. See what's fun about evacuating is that no one tells you is that when you're in the beginnings of the evacuation the packing portions is that one of the truly

Sophie's choice I was we were getting ready to go we're thinking about going we didn't evacuate I did not end up evacuating I only brought a hundred DVDs well dude I started going through my graphics Natalie was like let's go let's pack bags right so she started going through it graphic teaser. Natalie was like, let's go, let's pack bags, right? So she started going through it, and I went upstairs, and I started folding and going through my t-shirts, and I have a pile of meth syndicate, I got a pile of Studio House, I got a pile of Mishka,

I got a pile of my assorted other various horror movie t-shirts of all the years. I got my pile of, I have a whole separate drawer of just offensive t-shirt shirts I can't wear, like out, right? And then I have all, but then I got my pile of, I have a whole separate drawer of just offensive t-shirts, shirts I can't wear. Yeah. Like out, right? And then I have all, but then my gym t-shirts. But after the world has burned down, I feel like you can start wearing those.

Yes. You know. Yes, because then I feel like that would give people around me, they have to respect me, fear me. Exactly. But I then- Those Mickey Mouse Taliban shirts. It's, oh yes. It's one of my favorites. But I go into the, and I see all these piles of shirts, me exactly but I then he mouse Taliban shirts

But I go into the and I see all these piles of shirts and then I just imagine instead What if I just die here, you know, like what if instead I just burn alive? That's all of you love your shirts. I couldn't I didn't know what to choose I started bringing them down to put him in the car. Obviously I'm packing the convertible. Natalie's like, no, we're not taking the convertible. No, you can't take the convertible because of the roof. Because the problem, it's super fragile. Yeah, and it's small. I'm not built for this.

No, no, no. I'm not built for the fire. Welcome to Side Stories. How you doing? I'm here. What's going on? I'm Henry Zabrowski. Still alive. Lightly toasted. Lightly singed with Ed Larson. You did evacuate.

Yeah, I brought my Quince shirts, and I brought my Raycons. Absolutely. I brought my Audible.com. And I just want to say thank you. Thank you to Storyworth for asking me if I wanted to contribute my LA Fire story to my Storyworth account.

So I just want to say thank you so much for that. I do genuinely want to thank the LAFD. Yes. I'm a New Yorker born and bred. I lived there till I, you know, but literally more bred than born. Absolutely. You are fat.

You are carbs. I cut you off. I cut, I did it first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I roasted me first. Yeah. But I, you know- I just agreed with your weight game. Thank you But for so long NYFD they've held the moniker of America superheroes ever because of 9-eleven which I you know, you fine

That's NYFD. Yes, but the LAF D they took the 9-eleven from New York and we brought it They took the 9-11 from New York. And we brought it local to SoCal. Yeah, that's right. And so I just want to say thank you to the people that are out there fighting these fires. These guys are beautiful pussy eating firemen. They're eating pussy. They're sucking dick. They're taking dick. When they run out of water, they're making these chicks squirt out of the fires to put out the fire.

It's crazy. Just the call for that. Did you see that on Craigslist looking for squirters? Yeah, you can look over squirt. I love you That was amazing and then you said my wife but she didn't it's so hard to get her to go You gotta get her relaxed. I went the fires. It's so hard to get him to relax As a good they got one big guy. It's that there's one Florida there's one fire department lieutenant. He's just got one large index finger He says I don't like this I have a wife and he just makes him squirt They squirt all over the fires But the when we were the first fire that came out really close to our house was that one of the

Fires on the Sunset Ridge. They knocked it out and like fucking they nailed it It was just I can't say thank you enough to allow us to continue to be here to work. Yes Thank you the LAFD they sell they have saved they must have saved millions of lives of the last couple days and Though everything that they're just it's crazy what they're doing So we should say thank you and it's been obviously very scary in Los Angeles But we have been using the power of laughter in our own homes That's right, and our wives are thankful aren't they they're so happy about what we did which was nothing really I was what you bought a bunch of gear. I did I bought wait till you see my shit

Yeah, I'm ready for the next fire. He was prepared for this one. No, no, but now I am I have bought a full-on I bought two gas masks Mm-hmm. I bought a military grade headlamp. Yeah, I bought a whole shit, dude I'm gonna scare the fuck out of my neighbors I just came that way you know you could buy a full-on hazmat suit on like you could just buy one you I wouldn't look I got into the world of safety. They're all spraying their house in a hazmat suit Sorry, I'm just checking to see if you guys got loser disease We know we gotta get all this shit now dog, I'm gonna fucking I already dad dude, yeah, I gotta get something

I got like one. I got a solar-powered Like lamp. Yeah, what am I gonna do? I'm just gonna leave this outside and wait for it to work. It's all about, it's annoying. I definitely regretted my decision the moment I got home and it was darked out and I'm like, oh, there's no sun for the solar lamp. Normally, but if you leave it out during the day,

it will charge. And then it charges during the day during aftertimes. So I'm just littering my yard now. But what's also just amazing is the power of just like it I just know that everywhere I go. I'm covered in retardant. Yes Oh my god so much for tartan the retardant that I even have in my home like cuz I bought some home retardant Oh, yeah, I luckily you know, I already have some home retardant. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, and she's gonna leave soon I'm just saying about my wife!

I'm just saying it's just nice that it's in the lexicon. It's a different word. Yeah. Totally different word. Yeah, it's extremely, it's a, yeah, what do you think we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm saying about the fact that there is a, it's just nice that it's in the news a lot. The word. Retardant. It's just retardant. Yeah. It's just said over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. And to the point where. Every time, just a lot. The word retarded is just retarded. Yeah, it's just said over and over and over and over and over and over and over And to the point where I just looked yeah

Traumatized okay. Yeah, I can't help it. I'm laughing. All right, I gotta laugh at something something had to make me happy Yeah, and it can't and that's what made me laugh. Yeah, okay my little quiet little laugh. Yeah my blanket My retarded blanket. Oh, yes Quiet little laugh. Yeah, my blanket. My retardant blanket. Oh yes. I suck on the corner of it. That's gonna affect, that's gonna affect some of it.

And it's gonna, you have to, you don't get away. It's gotta stay dry. But otherwise, we're here, we, I've read all the various conspiracy theories, all of them are incorrect. Thank you everyone for making us look stupid, I appreciate that. What do you mean?

All the theories of why we caught on fire instead of just knowing that it's a Disaster the one thing I will say is where the witch is on this. Yeah, which is go after every other thing, right? They've been talking about how like they can't hex Trump because he's got some warlock Charm or something and I've heard I've seen that excuse. Where are the witches on the wind? I feel like anybody but they like fire which is like I know that they get burnt at the stake They party at fire and it's also they reclaim the fire which is take the fire back for themselves You know what which stands for what woman in total control of herself? Oh, is that true? No Oh, my mom bought a calendar though for Natalie and that she showed me she was like

I just bought this calendar for Natalie and oh god, Henry Thomas as soon as I saw it I knew I knew what it said and it's a picture of a woman with a shirt off and it says which Woman in total control of herself on the front of it. She still has to you know, rely on a calendar Well, yeah, you know, it's not a total control, but it's her calendar Yeah, I know but still like days are gonna happen times gonna happen. You're not in total control Yeah, but you're just talking about a woman's in total separation from reality Separation from reality. I've met quite a bit of those like the lady that runs the yoga honey Beast or down the street that is funneling millions of dollars into a storefront for no reason. Oh, you know what?

We have they would not like forest fires. Yes, you're correct. No, no, no But I'm saying witches could talk to wind I thought I thought we had a giant no we need giant cauldron for what For the fire for the witches. No, Eddie, Eddie. What? Ed Larson. What happened? I'm saying, I'm talking about the wind. The witches need to talk to the wind.

Yeah. And have the wind stand down. Why don't the witches talk to the wind? And why can't the witches make rain? I know that Marguerite, our favorite- Marguerite Taylor Greene did ask that the people with the weather machine please send rain to Los Angeles. I appreciate her.

That's the first time I've ever agreed with her. Yeah, please. Which is where are the weather machine people on this? Yeah. Like just squirt at it. I thought, aren't you trying to fucking honestly? I thought that you guys in your cabal were trying to hide the powerful witch pedophiles in Los Angeles How are we gonna do that if we burn our lives? Yes. All right, you have to stop it

So someone's got to come deep state needs to stop maybe all the brooms burned up because they're so flammable And then the witches weren't able to control the wind because all the brooms were gone. No the brooms their car You've seen the bumper stickers. Yeah My other cars a broom these women are totally in control of themselves they could go on the bus and take their witches bus public transportation witches which is most probably honestly it's better for the environment it is better for the environment i'm just saying side stories l p o t l gmail.com where are you witches where are the witches on this let's handle some of these elements because obviously either

besides the space Jews that are running the lasers or just the government themselves that are half reptilian We don't know who's not turning on the weather machines properly or not setting them not calibrating them So we need the witches to take over if you would thank you calibrating them. So we need the witches to take over if you would. Thank you. Please. And we do want to say, we want to extend our apologies to Atlanta because we had to postpone the shows. It was because we literally could not get out of the city. We did not know if our homes were going to burn to the ground. And then it was snowing there anyway and it would have been a total disaster if we went. So we're coming back June 28th and 29th. Yes, effectively. We're both shows are rescheduled and we will be there with our shirts off It's gonna be hot. It's me extremely hot. Yeah, but I love it. Lena in the summertime. It is spicy spicy my friend

Yeah, I'm excited to go back. So but we will be in Dallas on the 22nd So make sure you come check that out. Please do please do and also we got another update. It's a good update What's this update? So this is an email. I got this This is just sort of I think that this is going to end this saga about this Nebraska Oh, yeah, I need to know about this. So this is a story that we're hiring the highway furniture place here Yes, so the last two episodes we've been covering the story about this this apparently the series of activity going on in Bennington, Nebraska where a this this apparently the series of activity going on in Bennington, Nebraska, where a

an object is found on the road, a car swerves to avoid the object, crashes, and then a mysterious person comes up to the car offers aid that seems like they've been waiting and watching ever since. Now there's several people that have said over and over again that they believe that they saw the same man do this multiple times over four different crashes, right? So that's kind of where it ended. It was mystery. Then last week we covered how this same whoever this guy is has been calling him pretending to be one of the people inside of the crashes has been calling the local news in Bennington

and saying, please stop covering this story in a super weird way. Yes. Right. Very strange. This is the email I got so and I think we don't know You know, we don't know anything about this information. We don't know if this is true or not Absolutely not but I'm sharing it anyway, but with the warning of we have no idea but it does seem to explain It makes it makes sense. It fits it tracks So I'm from Bennington the population population there is less than 2,000 people. I knew someone would know something.

I messaged some of my friends and here's the information I gathered. Almost everyone in Bennington knows who the guy is that is doing this. I had six people send me his name. I'm not going to include his name because of the rest of this email, but he went to the local high school. He's about 23 23 24 years old apparently he has a form of mental disability he wanders around Bennington largely unsupervised some of my friends said he was a nice guy just kind of odd others said he's kind of dangerous

allegedly he might wander into people's yards he's been known to go into people's homes the doors are unlocked apparently and he's also apparently threatened to kill a girl's boyfriend after the girl turned him down for a date. So now what they're saying is they believe that the police probably know who this person is and are treading lightly because technically they've committed no crimes. Is it a crime to put something in the middle of the road? We don't know if they did that. No one saw them doing it? No, so we don't know if they are so right now they have not committed any crimes right now They're just being a weirdo at various spots and there's nothing

Illegal but being a weirdo. What should they do to this guy to stop them from doing this? Probably I would Give me yelling. Yeah. Yeah, they gotta go they get it but that's that's hometown. That's real policing Yeah, that's like when a cop can just go We don't need to arrest the guy. We don't need the stuff. You just go over there. Just go. Hey, whoa Hey, I know what you're fucking do it That's what that's how you handle. Yeah, absolutely or being like way listen Quincy. I'm calling them Quincy Quincy. Hey Quincy All right, you got to stop being looky-loo cuz if not no more ice cream no more It's illegal for you to have ice cream and we'll tell all the ice cream shops around town no more ice cream

Cut you off. I'm gonna tell the gas station guy you can't have ice cream. Yeah, I'm also you know what else? I'm gonna take away your Roli hot dogs shit serious. Yeah, okay, Quincy. All right So what I need you to do is first of all put some clothes on to do is first of all put some clothes on. Please! You're gonna be cold, it's winter! It's cold as hell, alright? It is Nebraska. And the second thing I'm gonna need you to do is you bring a smile over here, cause god I love you Quincy, just give me a hug, give me some tongue. I love this scenario. Ohhhh. Bennington, Nebraska where you can tongue kiss your local different man because it's polite to do He's just a different kind of man So we don't know again that could be completely false, but it's fun

Mm-hmm, and that's really all we're here for isn't it? Yeah, so now green beret This is the I asked last time about the green berets what's different between green berets and seals long story short I got a great email that was someone who was a beret sister so I can believe that someone who's a Sister to a green beret. Okay related to a green beret close enough and basically have said that green beret training is Seal training but intelligence. So I thought this was really a seal train, a seal friend of hers, a Navy seal. Okay. Described the differences between the Green Beret and the seals in this way. A seal is going to sneak in your village at night, break down your door, do what they need to, then disappear into the night to return to base and shower.

The Green Berets move into your village, learn the language and customs, become a member of the community, then break your door down and do what they have to do before disappearing into the night and move to another village, rinse and repeat. So they are the, they're intense, they're more intelligence driven version of the seals. Technically, it seems that the Berets are, they are sort of above the seals, but I did not know that It's very interesting. That's very interesting. I like green berets more now. Oh, I do too because they I thought it was a seal guy, but you know, it's just brute force Yeah, obviously and obviously, you know also anybody that can snag hidey clume gets a couple points in my book. Amen. Amen

Miss that so Listen so much salute What happened to him? Who, it's Seal? Yeah. I think he was on tour last year. Oh yeah? Yeah, he's doing great. He's still doing his thing. Kissing my rose is a big hit. I love that song. People love that shit. He's handsome. I think he's handsome. Mm-hmm. What, do you want to get to regular news or oh, is there a drone update? No. No one knows, right? It's over. We reached out to nap to talk drones He says I'm no expert, but we are gonna follow up with him We are gonna be talking about with because we're like, oh you're not. Yeah, the why are we calling you?

Oh, yeah, and so we are gonna talk with him about drones But you don't know it. No, we don't know jack shit. Nothing happened. No one knows about the drones Even though the top UFO guys don't know shit about the drone. I'm still getting No one knows about the drones even though the top UFO guys don't know shit about the drone. I'm still getting Footage yeah But it's just not at the level that it was it hit a peak. It's a flap. No one cares anymore It's they call it a flap for a reason. Mm-hmm Oh, I did they were flying drones over the fires and they couldn't fucking fly the planes to dump the water because people are flying Drones taking video footage on fire. Yeah, people are stupid. But also Los Angeles is a town of creatives.

Yes. So as soon as you give us something to take pictures of, we're gonna take a lot of pictures. Oh my god how many furious fire screenplays were written this weekend? Oh there's so many. Just like the guy being like how many fire, how many things about like a story about the fire killing his his ugly wife and then he gets to go be with a 20 year old like professional diver You know that's like that's one story My big thing is I'm waiting for the movie about the drag racing that was happening Tuesday and Wednesday when the storm was happening because all the cops were gone everybody was gone the city was on fire Yeah, and people would just drag racing up and down the 101 And that was that did sound fun that did sound insane, but it does it did because it was the first time I heard Natalie

She's like I can't believe they're drag racing. I was like they're the freest guys. I know I'd be right with the man with the flag. Yeah, at least they're a drag racing away from the fire. Yeah, dude I'd be wearing my little crop top like what's her name? What was the girlfriend in fast and furious Michelle Michelle Rodriguez? That's me. She had a bad attitude She was she was a little bit sour face, but that's what made her sexy. Yes. Oh no. No very I liked her cuz of her bad. We all did. Yeah, that's why people like you. I do the furious. She was she was the furious Yeah, that's why people like you. I used the furious she was she was the furious. Yeah All right, let's do this first story about body parts, oh, this is probably my favorite story of the week All right, so this is from the Wichita Eagle

Which did our man stole human body human body parts and fetal corpses. Fetal corpses. Fetal corpses. When he worked at the Wesley Medical Center and then he sold them to somebody he met online. He was sentenced Thursday to 18 months in prison. Now what's really shocking about this story, I think. To me, both of us landed on the same thing.

Same thing, there's just so many things. So this guy, he pleaded guilty to June. this is the guy Angelo Pereira. Yeah, he did it Fetal corpses and a partial foot a human heart slices of liver brain kidneys a spleen Okay foot in tests and pieces. What's up with what? Is there sides just? Jar of toes cute skin and fat dried toes and miscellaneous other organs so he sold it to this other guy or anything that do I sold this to this guy guy by the name of Insanian his name is literally Insanian What is his first name? Um, I don't have it right now. I'm sorry Andrew Insanian, right? That is this guy I that is the guy who bought it all yeah

And so we looked at old sufferers like that's fucking crazy because obviously this is something that would make Marcus drool Yeah, I know. I'm surprised. He's not a suspect. He's good. He's talked about getting human remains before I don't know how I got them, but this is one of those where you go and like, they bought whole fetuses. Entire? You're talking two wing, two leg, dark and white meat? This is where I'm buying whole fetuses, right? Guess what the bill was.

I mean, I know the answer, but I- Guess what the bill was. If I were to guess Actually can actual guess for that list that I just gave alright We got partial foot to baby to dead babies a human heart slices of liver brain kidneys the whole thing you got the whole Tasting menu I would guess $250,000 Wow, that's what I would get. Yeah, right? Yeah 5,000 I was gonna say that dude. That's what I would get. Yeah, right? Yeah 5,000 I was gonna say that dude. That's nothing Shit this guy he got caught cuz he sold to the first better. Yeah, dude. He got a low ball

Yeah, and he did it over He did it over PayPal and Facebook market and then he sent it through the postal Shared the packages Can't believe that a fetus, just one fetus alone, 20 grand. I thought, but you know what, honestly, I just think that they're a lot easier to get than we think it is. Yeah, I mean apparently. Because he squeezed them out, like he got them from the medical center. He stole them right from the whatever the the the waste area He stole them from wherever they were keeping them to study them Yeah, and then just like also I will say to the insane Ian the guy who bought them

How do you know what you're getting? I mean, I think that's why he was able to pay so little Wow Yeah, but what do you do you taste it? What do you lick it? You smell it? How do you become a fetus? How do you buy what do you do with a dead fetus besides play football with it? Like what else you do is it just keep your papers down on your desk you put it in a jar And it's a conversation piece you see that yeah dead fetus Yeah, it goes on the you be the lady on the date You don't put it on the coffee table, but the side table or a shelf I couldn't help but notice your eyes were wandering to my dead fetus. You see that over there? Yes. That's my dead fetus Quincy

Yeah, would you like to make another would you? Because there's nothing I like better than contributing to the collection Right the best part about a fetus is is that it's only in you for a little bit If we would honestly I'd prefer to do it outside Yes, I know you are as am I My delectable little pedal my delicious fruit basket Kiss my features kiss Kinsey Because I am there I'm always to you. Kiss my fetus. Kiss Kinsey. Why is your car just a Ford Tempo? Because I am there.

I'm always on the move. I'm the most brave man there is. I can't be found. I cannot be allowed to be pinned down, my dear. Kiss my fetus. You know what else drove me crazy about this whole thing? Is he's going to get 18 months in prison. And then when he gets out they're like and

50 hours community service. Hey and from and you better be what and you better Full week of work and you listen if you even think about selling another pile of phoenixes It's all gonna happen all over again, buddy Alright, so you be careful. Alright, you have to wait to do this literally three times Before I do a significant sentence to you, buddy So you get this next one? Yes, you get one more but then the next one What is that 50 hours 2000 hours that's significant time Do you think it's at a daycare center so we could see what happens to a fetus if it blossoms?

Cuz the feet stop I barely even think of fetus as a baby I don't think I don't think someone's a person until they're like 16. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, I say 24 I don't think they count 16 is garbage. Yeah, it's bad, you know 27 to me is like a real number That's a good number you we can even like could start considering you It's cuz you haven't killed yourself by drugs then you haven't found drugs cool enough to die by 27 That means by 28 you might be over it. Yeah. No exactly. I mean, that's what happened to me. Yep How about a time I was 28? I was done doing drugs

Well except for mushrooms and Molly sometimes no, no, I don't like them only but you would if you if you got when I was 28, I did yes So this is one story Nothing learned anything from that. No, but they you know, this guy did steal fetuses and body parts What is the guy who bought it get? He's also in trouble. It doesn't say that he did he get any time They didn't say that he got they didn't tell us his uh his actual Sentence, but he's gonna get in trouble. It sounds like he also threw the other guy does he get in trouble in Wichita or? Pennsylvania where he's from

Or is it now a federal case once across the state lines? size stories Lp oto at gmail.com No idea it might be bigger it might be connected to like a trafficking a whole thing I mean, there's obviously a website that they went to they arrested some other guy who also Yes, same guy and they think he may be connected. Holy shit. These guys are all connected This is this came from stories. We covered like years ago Well, there was a washing body part there was a guy from Harvard who stole human remains. That's a fancy guy

These are low-level guys. This is a guy that we covered also inside stories. This is not the first time we've covered these in Arizona We've covered these in Harvard. We covered these in Pennsylvania. This is stories there. This is really not Strangely enough. It's not that uncommon. If you are going to buy body parts on the internet, you're talking to a CIA agent. Not here. Actually, I think that you'd be surprised because a lot of it's pretty either innocuous or mixed within other taxidermies. And a lot of that stuff, No one's doing that in writing Yeah, most people are not buying human bodies and him unless you are actively trying to buy an organ Which is something that people do right like people know you can buy an organ to put inside of you

Yeah, well, that's I mean, you know, that's should be allowed I guess they found five gallon buckets of human remains in this guy's house This is the guy with the two he's got one side of his face tattooed in one of his eyeballs Jeremy Paulie He did two years of community service a probation. God. He'd be such a scary volunteer. Oh my god. That's a scary volunteer I'm here to fold your goodwill clothes Yes, anybody who shows up looking like a geth yankee from Baldur's Gate 3 is very frightening your Baldur's Gate 3 References are getting out of hand. I'm just fucking with you. People don't know what the fuck it is.

They do though. No they don't. The people don't. There are some people sure, but I have no idea what you're talking about. This is kind of the idea. You're referencing something I, no clue what you're talking about. I get into hyper fixations and it's the only thing that I can talk about about certain things because the rest of my time is spent working researching for the work

Aliens is okay. You can reference aliens But folders get there we have a lot of Baldur's Gate people a lot of Baldur's Gate people who are they what's it? What is this? Is this all the characters in Baldur's Gate? Yes, get this off the screen. I won't do this I don't want this. This is nothing to do with anything, but it is very I'm glad you have a hobby Keep it there. I need to have one. Yes. Keep it there. I need to do something in it I want to talk about your gear. I like the gear. Yes, you know, but the anything, you know, but Baldur's Gate But my whole life I can't you can't make a hobby out of fire gear I don't want to hear do you hear me talk about my fruit game that I play on my phone? That's different

I play my fruit game Girl in my game you kissed a girl in your game In my game big watermelon Gotta play this great game. It's on my phone and I connect the watermelons and then all the other fruit disappears and I could start All over it's like Tetris, but it's all fruit See, it's stupid. No one cares about your games. See for me though. I think people are gonna love that people like They do like all of it. They like every bit of it Alright, here's a go. This is another one that I have a question about. All right

Pataskala we're in good old-fashioned Ohio Did you this place? Oh, I just watched the Jerry Springer documentary Netflix. Did you watch this? No, and they have it good It's it's interesting watching to tell you grace which is stupid. Yeah, she's now we're in it. That's the shark It's not sure. Yeah, and so but they call the thing called the Springer Triangle is what they called which are from Ohio to Kentucky to Atlanta, which is where they called which are from Ohio to Kentucky to Atlanta Which is where they got all of their guests They joked about this thing was like they get all of their guests what they called the springer trials in Tennessee, Ohio

It's very funny. Okay, that makes a lot of sense. It's very interesting. Also the the documentary really shows I actually thought that Jerry Springer came up with the whole thing. He didn't know where was it filmed in Chicago I was filmed in Chicago. Yeah, but essentially well back to this so Patasko this woman in Ohio This woman was mauled and killed by her neighbors pigs on Christmas Day on Christmas now Rebecca Vester got 75 of Patasko a lot they she got attacked by two pigs that were roaming near her house Now they when they came to her house, there was a welfare check. They were the neighbors' pigs. They weren't roaming as much as they were like, they were next door pigs. Visiting.

Yeah. But this is what I just don't particularly understand. So when they arrived, the police first thought that she had been partially eaten by the pigs. Now, we've heard this before, obviously with Robert Picton, and we've heard this before, people have disposed of bodies using pigs because pigs will just eat anything that's in there But that's different. Yes, these are pigs attacking. Yes. These are pigs go and these aren't wild pigs These are domesticated pig farm pigs Yeah, so the they found her they first they thought that she'd been eaten But then they looked at her and they're like no it looked like they just kind of chewed her up

Yeah, that's a bit of the fuck out of her and killed her. But my question is, is that why, what would make a random ass pig attack somebody? Because wild boars and wild pigs, apparently they kill more people a year than sharks. That makes sense. I believe that. Wild pigs are extremely dangerous,

but just farm raised pigs, like I don't know what would cause them to go crazy like that. Well, we don't know how these pigs were kept. You know, there's lots of unanswered questions in this article. But do pigs get angry and then go take revenge against the world? Is there a fucking John Oink? I mean, pigs-

Is he going out there to go fucking systematically bring his revenge against the neighborhood? They're big, man. A pig can get like 400 pounds. I'm not doubting the pigs ability I'm doubting its motive. Yeah, I'm doubting its train of thought. Well, it's Christmas Maybe they got angry about a ham or maybe they're this is ham time How crazy would it be to be Jewish pig? Oh my god, think about that. Mm-hmm Just your anachronism life everywhere you go people so yeah, they kick out of the synagogue Yeah, you can't even you can have you can't go to the deli they kick you out of the fucking any Bob Misfil

You're poisoning them. Yeah, you think that the you don't think that there's not Jewish pigs on Christmas Day They don't feel left out. I think that maybe just maybe Something's got to be done about this. Because what if we learned from Animal Farm, some animals are more equal than others. So maybe these, to be honest, these extremely subjugated Jewish pigs are, they're screaming for help. Well people say it was Christmas,

but it was also the first day of Hanukkah. Wow, there's no excuse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no excuse at all for those Jewish pigs that have done this to this woman. Yeah. And I think that that's disgusting. Yeah. And I'm upset, but I don't think that the Jewish people themselves should be blamed.

I think we should look at the pigs. And I think that we should really just blame these specific pigs. Yeah, these two, and the guy who owned the pigs, obviously he didn't, he wasn't able to keep them locked up. Buddy, but he's not training them to kill. No, he's not, but he's reckless, obviously. What's reckless about it? It killed his neighbor! It's pigs!

Yes! But why did he think these are pigs? If they were Rottweilers, he'd be in trouble? Correct! Because Rottweilers sometimes kill old women because they hate old women. But they hate them. I talked to some Rottweilers, they say some really nasty shit about old ladies. Crazy shit man, crazy.

But I think pigs ain't got no quarrel with man because they don't know. They aren't conscious of it necessarily. Pigs are smarter than Rottweilers. Pigs are smarter than toddlers. But then why don't pigs regularly rise up and kill the farmers that are killing them? It makes no sense, Eddie. It'd be cool if they did.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. And we probably, to be honest, I'd respect them a lot more and we'd eat less. It's a long game, dude. The Pink Rivers, dude, they're fucking killing us slowly. So you mean tell me they're just like saying like we'll do this Oh, I'm just gonna shit into your sick. Oh, okay. Go ahead and eat me buddy, but you're gonna be you're gonna be Forty years from now

This is what I'm saying when it's because the cops don't know what to do it They're literally this is an issue. It's a cop. Literally the cops know what to do with the dog They know to do with a angry animal. They don't know what to do with pigs that killed somebody random I mean, obviously you have to put them down and then and then her family should get to eat them And neighborhood the whole day. I mean, it depends on how big the pigs are I mean, that's the only thing is that it's not like if it was done by tiny pigs that'd be ridiculous. I mean sure yes Teacup pigs what do we I mean this lady had it coming cuz I kind of think we're in the area You know when they've said like you know how they said how like it was like something in 2024

Something like toddlers killed like 150 people yes with guns or something like it. We did some crazy statistic Yeah, well yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm crazy to say so it's like the pigs of the things that wouldn't toddler kill somebody It's super fucking sad. Yeah, can't really do anything about it. You need them toddler You know toddlers that don't get jail. It doesn't do anything from jail because technically they're supposed to be in what's gonna play pen. Yeah but pigs Like they're in charge when you. But when a pig does a crime, that's the most delicious punishment of all. Eternal Affairs.

And the Internal Affairs, I have to understand, is that they have to get the Internal Affairs, actually make sure the temperature has to be 165, for it to be okay to eat. Yes. Now, I just wonder, what was happening here? Yeah, feral swine. We were talking about the feral swine. That's all that's, I just wonder what was happening here. Yeah, feral swine. We were talking about the feral swine. That's all these, it's a feral swine. But

that's not, this isn't feral swine. We're talking about domesticated pigs. Friendly pigs. This, they associate people with food sometimes. So it could cause. But only if they've eaten people before. Or if they're just really hungry. They didn't eat this woman. They bit this woman. Yeah, they kill they just fucking she bled to death They assassinated this one. There was an incorrect report that they did eat part of her But they did not they so that doesn't explain at all. Why'd they kill him for the thrill of it? What are they? They just do not kill for the thrill of it. She probably was yelling at the pigs She saw him running around on Christmas

Blame on the woman Blame on the fucking woman. I'm not blaming her. I'm just saying You're saying that the woman asked for it. I did not say that she asked Yes, you did she yelled at the pig I said she said yes She could have yelled at the pigs and then caused the pig stress and then the pigs killed her I'm not saying it's her fault If I saw some loose pigs, I'd yell at them. Would you not yell at two pigs running up in your yard?

I'd silently stabbed them to death To be honest Honestly, truly I'd leave the house if there were two pigs ran up into your yard. Yeah, we just shut the door Yeah, after the yard. She was trying to leave, that was the problem. Eddie, she went to the pigs, she had no reason! You just closed the door! Yeah. No, you definitely closed the door.

I mean, I would probably want to play with them. I like pigs so much. I'd sniff them. Yeah, sniff them and bring them up the scale. I always wanted to slap a pig in the tush. I know it's not right, but I always just wanted to give it a little Hey, we're not punishing it. You're flirting with it. Yeah You know the pigs could have helped with this other situation we got here this one in mobile

And it was only on reddit. This isn't an actual story. This is not an actual story No, this is sent in to us and I love our listeners. We are really trying to, I want to say thank you to the several people that sent us the stories about the piles of whole peeled bananas. Appreciate you. The various other piles. Listen, we're trying to move away from pile based news only just because we did, we were just so, we've done it. I was flabbergasted now that I know how regular it is. It's not even interesting to me anymore It's passed, but we also haven't been asked about soup gate It seems to also also path that it's calmed down. It's calmed down

But I think there is still random soup being dropped occasionally, but we need to find we will circle back on our boy Drew is doing good. He's volunteering at the animal shelter these days. That's great. Yeah, that's really really nice doing a great job He's a great human being that's really really nice doing a great job. He's a great human being. That's really very very Now but this is something else So people sent this to us and we will cover this but I'm gonna debunk this you're gonna you're debunking this I mean, there's a couple things I don't like about this story. Yes, and so this comes from mobile album. Mm-hmm Someone wrote please tell me this isn't what I think it is. Just got back home from work and found the surprise on my door handle. I don't know what it looks like and I can't

make an educated guess on what it is. Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on? Do I need to call the police? And then what the picture shows is a pile of what you could? Probably what seems to be? Seamen a bunch of come now. This is an extremely Generous pile of semen. Yes, if it is indeed. Yeah, so this is a week and a half backed up So this woman says oh, what what is this? And the entire obviously then the Reddit community turns into an entire long thing about how to kill the person that's done this. Yes. No, that is become that I was like, all right, what are we reading here?

Why was this given to me as a story? And then I'm going through the Reddit comments and it's just like, you need a gun. What kind of gun? You get a handgun. You can just get a handgun in one day. Well, maybe you should just get a shotgun that doesn't work. That way you can just pump it, and just like, why would you get a shotgun that doesn't work, because then you can't kill the person.

And so everyone's just talking about how to just murder this person. Meanwhile, I'm looking at this, and. I don't think it's come. I've seen piles of come, okay?'s come I've seen piles of come okay yeah I've seen piles on this morning you had to and I will say what I know about come is that yes it does indeed sit in a pile for a while yeah but magically I'm gonna say magically goes away it does and often when it doesn't slide and it dries

into sort of like what I would call a film or I would call a picture of a family that never was. This is either fresh and made by the person who took the picture. This is so fresh. If that is real cum, that cum. That person's still there. That should be hot to the touch if that is real cum.

I'm looking at this, to be honest, I think it's some form of epoxy. I think that what it could actually be is something even more nefarious. Have you heard about this? What? That people can do? I've heard that this is also a way to get,

it's stuff like how to get a, like I might be entirely fucking this up, where you put stuff in like sticky material like if you break off your key inside of a- It looks like a hot glue gun. It looks like hot glue gun material. And I've seen people pour hot glue material like if you break off your key in a lock, I've seen people pour hot glue gun material into it and then pull out the key after it

hardens. So this looks like hardened glue versus Come and so and that's my expert analysis. Yes. Also, I will say They keep calling him the cum bandit. He's not a bandit. He's not he's not a bandit He left cum if anything, he's the cum like gifter. Yeah the cum bandit Yeah, somebody who's Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a guy who sucks your dick in the night and takes that cum out of you and goes I'm done Go thank you. Ta-da TTFN oh, that's off a now. Yeah, and then he jumps out the window. That's a cum bandit

Yeah, and you go to that guy you just go. Thank you, sir Yeah, but to something like this this is I would say come leaver The deliver is a positive the the mailman. Yeah. Oh, yeah ma le So I think that this man so I don't know and a lot of people and I would really say if you want to know If it's come taste it. Yeah. No exactly. We don't know and a lot of people and I would really say if you want to know if it's come taste it yeah no exactly you we don't know that it's come we actually we don't know that it's and also I don't think I don't think murder is the proper punishment for someone coming on your door no I would

be very upset if someone came on my front door you know do you be honest truly you know anything's inappropriate, true punishment? What? Blast him with a fire extinguisher. Ooh, that is a good punishment. It's non-lethal. Yeah. It'll ruin your day. You can knock him out. It's hard to cum.

Very hard to cum when you're getting blasted with a fire extinguisher. And only then you use the material that's left. Yeah, you see how it's hardened Rob? Rob is zooming in, enhance. Yeah. Enhance on the cum. Rob, you used to be a plumber. I'm sure you had to deal with your fair share of cum. I've never seen anything like this see that's not cum I'm gonna come this is not come what the all the extra little drips. I don't know. I'm just looking up

All right, I'm just gonna look at piles of cum. I'm doing it on my computer. No, I'm doing it on my computer Thank you doing it on my thank you for taking this sacrifice piles of come come on just show it to me, please I just turn the safe search off. It's just piled. It just has piles of I think you're right piles of semen by the way I think that's easy. What am we what are we why do I have to act like a fucking adult Rob's doing it anyway? What is going on here, I have Google pile of semen Where is it Google? I know a picture of one exists pile is in the right word It's more of a bottle on the ground puddle of semen. There you go puddle of cum. It's my favorite band Oh, wow

This looks like really we're looking for. That really, really changes it. The pixels are too low on this. Is this not Shutterfly? It is. Shutterstock.com. Oh, Shutterstock. That doesn't look like it.

That's not cum. That's not cum. Alright, Rob, we can... We can stop looking at cum, I guess. The problem is it's all the undersides of diffs and bals. If you want to see cum, you obviously got to move to Alabama. Why is there no? Puddles of semen pictures. Yeah

Why is there none? Yeah, people don't fucking get off on that What's going on? There should be that should be available to us in the side stories LP othala gmail.com Do not send your cum pictures to science Don't don't because if it was just don't. Don't because it's... If it was just me reading it, it'd be different. Yeah, people look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was just me reading... Do not send pictures of Henry.

I just don't understand. I just... I'm really upset in a way. DM it to Henry's Instagram. No, please. DrFantasy. That's where you send your cum pictures Yes, I just can't believe how many search terms. I just did and not a single one came up. Yeah Don't do it. Don't Google that Google AI is breaking the Internet don't Google it. Yeah, nothing happens Don't Google it because you will hurt your computer back Because you don't get the right response

You know I'm angry about this back in the day if I wanted to see a picture of piles of cum, like honestly, there'd be like three dudes I could just call. Yeah. And it's so crazy to just think, I could go on. This is a fucking terabytes of information. Yes. They've passed on. Yes.

Terabytes of information are available at my fingertips that I can't see a single picture of cum. Man. Wow. What a sad world just video Well, you know where you can see a pile of come and a lot of Matt Greatest segue of your party. I just wanted yeah, let's just do this story real quick Because this story is just Like you know, I'm horny, but this is another level. This is a the horniest woman I've ever seen this guy is just you know

I love so few times just so we're just smiling in their mug. He really just doesn't understand I got caught. It's sorry So walk us a man and woman reportedly had sex in the lobby of a county jail who had they not reportedly they were on video But still reportedly had sex in the lobby of a county jail last May have been charged after they allegedly Repeated the conduct at a Waukesha laundromat on Christmas Eve Yes, so now first already bad enough you got to do laundry on Christmas Eve And what I love about this, you know what though? I actually kind of find it relaxing. As a satanist, I'm not super religious, but I love Christmas Eve as a celebratory night.

Save it for the morning. You can do it on the 26th too. So what I love is just the difference. So it's Desmond Cleveland, 29 years old, who's charged Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court with a count of disorderly conduct with a penalty enhancer for repeat criminality, right? But then his paramourour the lovely Karen Hill

67 of Waukesha has been charged with disorderly continent as well now apparently what they said was they were at the two counts of bail Jumping thank thing. I'm sorry you're right Eddie, and I also think it's hilarious that it was flash laundromat East Broadway in Waukesha they reported to police December 24th that night. That's also sad too. It was Christmas Eve night Yeah, they said that they could see Cleveland and Hill lying under a blanket on the floor of the laundromat They were engaging with in movements that seemed akin to Sexual intercourse and they said somebody entered the laundromat who's even sadder than them because at least they were getting laid Yeah, they enter the laundromat. They saw the people they just saw bare ankles Barren

Laundry, oh, yeah, it's Christmas if I'm doing my laundry and Christmas Eve a lot of shit also kind of gone wrong in a way Yeah, so it's just like whatever if people are fucking at the laundromat. I don't think I care enough to report it Oh, I would just wait. Yeah, well, we're cuz we're from New York. Yeah, so I'm just and why I showered at least They're like fucking in a place that's filled with soap. Well, the problem was the guy that they Put the guy the owner of the laundromat comes in he has to stop other customers are coming in He has to go like stop at all. They all say, but what I loved was Desmond Cleveland's excuse, which is, hey, sex happens.

That's right. And so sex happens. Not only is sex happens, it happened in the lobby of a fucking county jail, which is true. To me, that's the bigger story. This is crazy, dude. Why are we talking about a laundromat when they got caught fucking in the lobby of a jail? He just said things were getting flirtatious. He said in the laundromat things were super flirtatious

They weren't fully full penetrated yet and apparently he went to go pick up his girlfriend Karen Hale Emphasis on the girl there, six or seven years young. See they went there And they went and got picked her up from the jail Because she was kicked out of her group home and they said as they were waiting for to go when they were gonna go to public transportation after Fucking on a bus. I'm less. I'm I don't I'm less Expecting of that. Yeah me too, but just the idea of like, you could get horny, lubed up enough, naked,

under a blanket, at the county jail, waiting for the bus is one of the just wildest, I've never seen that kind of passion before in my life. That's passion. I've never felt it. No. What's that like, to feel that? Just like look at a jail and be like we should fuck right here

Just the idea of like all right you mean like okay. I'm just surprised these people have cars No, I don't know. They don't have cars. No no cars here, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. No these are these people are free You know like I'm fucking under jackets at the jail. That's nice, but now they're gonna end up in jail Yeah back inside because they were fucking at the jail. These people are just and that smile on his face. He's loving it You know what's interesting to me. She's looking at 21 months. Yeah, and then he's looking at what two years. Oh, yeah Both more than the guy selling body parts Punishments of people dude, I just watched a thing fucking who cares. It was a woman blew through a she had a DUI

Like it's kind of crazy how the law works It's really fucking crazy because there's just certain things that they get you more on and public decency rules are like, they're made from old timey ideas, right? Like all this stuff is made from old timey ideas. Couldn't care less. We just don't have the proper laws for it really. Yeah, that's true. That's really what it is. It's just more like, it's such a,

Thanks Biden. It's a unique crime let me be clear I need them fetuses rockin I need them fetuses I knew man in fierce I'm in man in fetus we spell with the pH funny guy funny guy this come on let's be clear check That's my only thing I can do. But yeah, I blame Biden. Just cross the board, I blame Biden. But I just don't think we have these rules. I think the crimes are unique in that fact. Yeah. And that it's difficult to then also, because it's just hard to pin down.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. So these people are going to spend more time in jail than the guys selling body parts. You know, again, one again one sad state of affairs I will say one was a job creator and the other one was just I mean just too romantic I say if you want to have sex in the laundromat move to Italy amen. That's where that fucking behavior is allowed Amsterdam Netherlands you can have sex with a fucking tortoise in the Netherlands You do anything you want in Europe?

Alright, so before you come over here bring your gross-ass European ideals You get on a fucking ferry and you go back to the fucking fatherland, right? If you want a fucking public, this is that what you do in America. We kill people here. Yeah, we kill people, right? We kill people we don't fuck them We kill people right we kill people we don't fuck them Let's get some letters well before we go I just wanted to mention that if you're in Missouri and you see a buck Going around with a collar and the word pet Written on the side of it now you're talking about the animal right not the man that has to make love to a woman

In a cock video. Yeah But yeah Apparently a real quick a man discovered a deer while he was out hunting and he had the word pet Painted on the side of it and it had a collar on And people are people they say that that's not good There it's a wild animal and it cannot be a pet. So please do not make your deer's pet Um, it's just not gonna work that this guy was trying to save One this deer's life he tried. Yes, but the thing is that it doesn't work like that

Remember when we had the thing with the super friendly robot? That was gonna make it across america and make friends and shit and then it went to Philly and got fucking beat to death Yes, it made it across Canada and then down and then made it as far as Philly and got beat to death. That's What would happen? Yeah. Yeah So you can't you can't just say you can't just tell people it's nice because people will fuck with it. Yeah Yeah, so don't do that If you want to see the picture it is kind of funny. But yeah, no, I mean. Yes, yes.

All right, here we go. You little people who I love, it's a listener email. All right, what do we got? It's a listener email. It's the, I'm Timothy Shalimeh. Hello, I'm Bob Dylan. Oh yes, oh yes. Do you think he talks like that forever like Austin Butler? Hey mama oh?

Oh, Timothy Chalamet you think Timothy? Into the Dylan you know that I live I gotta say surprisingly good yeah people like it It was a it was I as someone who loves Dylan that was movie was surprisingly Does he talk like that? He's going to do the whole movie. Yeah, and you know what Dylan talked like that. We do He'd shave a pubic a Um, I think it that yeah, he does look at it. You know, here we go My mom just found an article from 1875 about my great-great-great grandfather MF brand stutter He died in Ferndale a small rural town in Northern, California Where the actually the wire fire wildfires are just outside of right now, which is interesting

No, which the murderer John Henley went to San Quentin for life This article was published about it And if it wasn't the craziest description ever I might be seriously disturbed by it group you enjoy it now This is an article about her great-great-great grandfather's death. Okay a an article about her great great great grandfather's death. Okay. A cutting of fray occurred in this usually quiet town today that makes the blood run cold to think of it, let alone anyone uttering it, and sprung from the same source that so many men have suffered death from, and many a family been disgraced and poverty brought to the door, a game of cards.

It occurred in a saloon, and the participants were M.F. Brancetta and John Henley. They were playing a game of cards with a whiskey when a slight misunderstanding took place, followed by words and then bows, and closing with Henley drawing a knife and literally cutting Brancetta to pieces. Brancetta received one cotton as left arm, extending from the shoulder to the hand, laying bare the bone the entire length, the flesh gaping open four inches in some places. He received another cut across the stomach, the bowels being cut in a number of places, and a third cut in his back, and as yet it has not been ascertained how deep or the extent. The doctors are all in attendance upon the man now, but is expected

that he will die. The cut in his arm is the worst looking cut imaginable, his arm being nearly split in two. All things a terrible affair, and it's caused great excitement here. That is wild. Cut from the shoulder to the hand. Yeah dude, it's fucking really sad. How do you even get the guy to stand still long enough for you do that. It's a razor

That is a sharp-ass knife. Hey also, you know, you never know it seems exaggerated, right? It does But hey, what am I gonna? I'm like we call upon the cat. I'm not gonna fucking call shite upon the past Yeah, what do I know? Well, I'm sorry. You're great. Great. Great. Great grandfather died like that I am happy that he did Because I got the letter. Thank you My dad is a now retired fire captain formerly firefighter paramedic for LA County fire. Yeah, buddy topical. Yep Well, he's told me innumerable crazy stories from his time working as a firefighter from having a Molotov cocktail thrown at the fire engine windshield and being shot at during the LA riots to delivering babies in strange places

Including for a migrant worker in a field who had a workup until she literally gave birth My favorite story is probably dildo guy. Okay When my dad was still a firefighter He arrived at the station one morning Parked and started to head to the door when something strange cut his eye in the truck bed next to his It was dozens of dildos. Okay, he was taken aback for obvious reasons He just stared and he blinked a couple times and he shook his head like it was a cartoon He headed inside and asked the guy who struck it was what the deal was

He responded that he was in Studio City the day before He saw someone throwing out all these dildos after a porn shoot and he thought it was a big waste He fished him out of the dumpster. His plan, he said, was to wash them and resell them on eBay for a nice profit. Needless to say, the rest of the guys in duty mercilessly roasted him while the guy got more and more defensive. As far as I know, he went through with his plan. That guy has been known as the dildo guy in certain circles ever since. Just never buy it used. Always buy it in the box.

Yes. Buy it within the box. It's worth it. You should go from one box to the next. Really, really. And I want to say live every day knowing you never know what's going to happen anyway, right? We have no clue what's going to happen to us one day to the next.

So it doesn't really matter. What happens, just know you're gonna live it for the best and you're gonna laugh. Knowing the fact everybody's panicking around you, but you gotta know, you gotta take care of your family and your friends and your city, all right? And you love your city and you love your family as much as you can.

You take care of any community you fucks by giving us something like the California Community Foundation, which I did give a bunch of money to. You did? I did. I'm still trying to figure out where to put money. I like this one There you also good one of the things they did say to do is give straight to the LA FD Yeah, they do have a lot. They do need a bunch of shit. I'll do that today

I also will say to discount some of the disinformation out there. There was not a massive budget cut all that stuff is horseshit Not run out of water we did not run out of water. We did not run out of water. You are literally hearing utter horse shit from people that just for some reason dislike California, mostly because- It's cool. It's nice. It's very nice here.

Yeah, so people don't like it. It's a beautiful place and sometimes disaster happens and disaster happens where you are too. So, welcome to 2025. Choose which natural disaster you enjoy. Yep, you're next, whoever're next. Yeah, wherever you are Pretty much but hey, we're staying strong and we fucking love our LA community and we do know whatever y'all need Yeah, let us know we're out here dude

We're gonna be doing some form of benefit to which we have not planned We are in the midst of beginnings of the plan Yeah, we'll figure that out and whatever it is We'll let you know what it is when it is so you can help and contribute and watch and laugh along um, yeah, of course Otherwise, I love all of you except for people. I don't love yep the people I hate I hate you I still hate you, but everybody knows I loved before I actually love them more. Yes That is a good way to look at it. Yeah, it's nice Never forgive

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