Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Christmas Crimes

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news starting the year off strong as we recap the worst crimes of Christmas Break... but first, the boys mourn the loss of an American Hero, a quick update on Josef Fritzl, the end of the drone craze, the Cyber Truck suicide bombing at Trump Hotel in Vegas, 15 people killed in New Orleans Bourbon Street attack, an onion-wielding madman ruins Christmas services at Maryland church, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Sign stories? That's when the cannibalism started. SIGN STORIES. Yes. Eddie, welcome to 2025. You look good. I feel...bad. Yeah, you get sick. I've been sick. I got the bird flu or the new China flu. I got something. You got something inside of you, but whatever it is, honestly, I like that it's made you humble. Thank you. Yeah, no, I was humble when I was

holding my belly in my room. Julie, stay away. stay away from me. Just like the Virgin Mary on the Christmas Eve's eve. Yeah, no, it is interesting how pathetic you can get when you're very sick. Well, what's sad is, is how debased a man allows himself to get. Yeah. Is that we, I know I'm, other men, because I am one of the bravest strongest survivors That's ever lived through a cold or having hurt my toe. Yeah, or having hurt my thumb And the one thing that Natalie will tell you is that I suffer in silence

Like a World War two veteran No one knows that I'm in discomfort and I never show a sign of weakness. Never, never, never, never get never been weak. No, no, no, no. I make sure when I'm sick, I'm volunteering at the firehouse. Oh, absolutely. That's what I do. I'm brave. That's different. I'm down at the mission. I'm built different. Yeah. Yeah. I'm built different. I am one of the most incredible husbands has ever been. But honestly, Eddie, I'm built different. I am one of the most incredible husbands has ever been. But honestly, Eddie, I'm glad you're OK. Yeah, I finally got the confidence to fart again, which is nice. Well, you're afraid you were going to spray or I did. I had a

couple. I shit myself twice. Welcome to Side Stories. And that's how you start twenty twenty five the proper way. I'm your host, Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with your other host and Larson. Oh, my He's just been sick. The one thing I will say it's sick again this weekend in Atlanta. He good. I hope you do. We are coming Atlanta to the left. Coca Cola. Rock on Saturday night. Come check it out. PM come get stinky. and then we're at dad's garage on Sunday but sold out can't see it so all that so you got to come to last podcast but if I

will say if you're coming to the dad's garage show bring suggestions yes because we're gonna try a little but I will say it's nice to be back in the studio it's the year 2025 the jingle bells are receding the Jews have thrown their menorahs in the rivers And the Muslims have gone back to do whatever they do during the December year Rama domed if you do Rama domed if you do last I heard But now it's time to get in some updates because we were here. The news has not stopped. You lost a friend Can we give him a more do we have any um any taps do you have Sarah McLaughlin's on the arms of the angel? Yeah, now I I like to follow on Instagram

Obviously as many as many do I like to follow I don't like smart dogs. I don't like skilled dogs. I like an old shivering dog. And it's my favorite follow on Instagram. I like ones that are they have little legs, malformed faces. I like when they have names like Pips or Mr. Crunkles. That's like some of my favorite stuff. But what no one tells you I think one of the worst phenomena that no one explains about social media is when a pack literally several of The little tiny dogs that you follow Die yeah, and then I was so I was watching throughout all of obviously the Christmas season. I'm filled with anger as Normal, and I'm going through them looking at my favorite little guy, Lil Hobbs.

Love Lil Hobbs. Love Lil Hobbs. I was looking through all these, you know, his Christmas content. Again, they're crushing it. Rolling it out three times a week. I can depend upon it. Looking at it, right? All of a sudden, which I think is hilarious, January 2nd arrives.

Here comes the post, we regret to inform you and the entire Little Hobbs family that Little Hobbs died before Christmas. So my thing is, is that, so I've been watching Little Hobbs dance and bark and yip, and he's been a fucking corpse for three weeks and I'm watching this. I'm watching this ghost It's like watching photos of just because you know how much are you mad about this? I don't know I think it's good I mean you needed little hops I did

Stressful time for you little hops is fucking dead. Yeah little hop and little hops was dead little hops still made you feel delight Yeah, but that was but now the red day of the you feel delight? Yeah, but that was, but now the, the, the, the true despair that the moment made me feel sort of obliterated all of the happiness he provided. It's kind of like how- Well, it's January 2nd. You're supposed to feel nothing on January 2nd. You're correct.

And it was a thankful reminder to remember that 2025 is going to be mean and hard and long. Little Hobbs' owners, masters, they... They... They... They... They did a good service. And plus, they had the content made.

That's so sad. They were like, Hobbs is dying, put the Christmas sweater on. I know it's November 18th. Get the little hat. Get the little hat. Yeah. We're gonna have to go into storage. We're gonna have to get the Christmas shit out soon.

Yes, because there are now two tumors in his intestines and we need to get this shit. We have ads sold through fucking November 30th. Oh man. We have ads sold, honey. Yeah, we got to keep the coming. I respect the fucking commitment. No, I do too. I'm just saying when should we tell everybody?

You know, that was the, that was the talk they had after they put Hobbs down. The first thing is they're just sitting there talking about probably talking about merch rollouts while they're watching little Hobbs going, and they're just sitting there just being like, you know, we really are going to have to, you know, we're going to have to knuckle down and get some, I know that we all wanted to get that new little Hobbs chess set going and we're having some problems with some Chinese manufacturers, but I think we're going to have to get that on the double. I wonder if like the vet like takes pride that they put down a famous dog

Only in Los Angeles man, no, no, it's an old dog. I love Norbert. He's not long for this world. Norbert after watching little Hobbs go down. I, cause I also follow Norbert. I love Norbert and I love miss Sunday, the black lab. Do you know her? No, but the black labs are even harder because I think Norbert will live to a shivering 22 years old. I mean, he's a big dog. Norbert's a four, four pound dog. Oh no, we're talking about different Norbert. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to find the pit bull Norbert. But the oh, this is not the Norbert you follow.

This is not my Norbert. Wait a second, Eddie. This ain't my Norbert. We have to talk about this. This is not suing your Norbert. They look. He typed in Norbert the dog. Yeah.

The first one that popped up is my Norbert. Really? Man. Maybe. Well, I think it's targeted at me. And I started like, it's just some old lady that puts a hat on their pit bull and she drives it around and she's like, Hey Norbert wants some ice cream. Ice cream. Norbert just sitting there like not even paying attention or knowing what's happening. The problem with the bigger dog influencers. Oh, that's extremely cute. But the bigger dog influencers, they do die faster. Oh, absolutely. And that is the worst. And Sunday the black lab, she's retired now. They said that she's, she's not,

she's not dead, but she is. But she's hot. Not dead. Quote unquote. So they had to say, I got it. She's not dead. No, no, know no Well, they said she's retiring from social media and I bought a calendar for Julie for Christmas And for my dog nanny max. This is what little Hobbs learn The dog never dies the dog retires miss Sunday's hot. I always show Rambo videos of miss Sunday I'm like look at this bitch. Oh, you're talking about the dog The older African American lady that owns them And there's the calendars I bought when we have one up in my house It's not too late to get your miss Sunday calendars go out there to miss Sunday the black lab

But she dresses sometimes she dresses like a bus driver I can't believe and then other times that that she dresses like she works at the DMV That's very cute. That's very I love Miss Sunday. Well, I'm glad she loves her baths. Okay. Well now we're just talking about dogs I think it's very sweet. It's very sweet taking it bringing in the new year talking about these old-ass Dogs, my dogs are still alive. Your dogs are still alive Oh, yeah, no and car me still alive even though she went into underneath the tree. She found my mom in all of her generosity. My mom does this thing. She's still feeding Gracie May from the grave. She does a little, and I don't mean, I mean this with all love. She's becoming slightly like Aunt Bethany from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she is just wrapping stuff stuff and so we did not know she'd wrapped a bar of dark chocolate underneath the tree

and Carmy who's a little Britney Murphy, she is becoming in love, she loves anything that can kill her and so she goes, oh yes, anything. Getting that laced baby oil. And so she goes and she found the bar chocolate she waited she literally had probably located it before Natalie stepped out I mean this she went under the tree while Natalie was gone for 10 minutes ate the bar chocolate then Thousands of dollars later just got to be confused in a day in a fucking urgent care Yeah, no idea, but she lived when you wrap candy it goes in the tree or in the stocking don't have candy Don't wrap candy just give candy just give candy just give you're right. Yeah, but don't put it under the tree

The dogs will get it. So speaking of dogs are sick Ed sick. I'm not I'm invulnerable I actually think that trot honestly, I'm the best I've ever been I feel that I'm only getting stronger funnier more handsome I feel that I'm only getting stronger, funnier, more handsome. Fatter. Balder. Bulking. I'm bulking. I'm bigger muscly.

I benched, I double dumbbell benched 45 pounds the other day with two hands the other day. 45 pounds. Each hand. Each hand? For me. Really? That was big for me. Can you curl 45?

I can curl 35. Whoa. I'm strong now. That's very, I don't think I could do that. that no I'll kill any other podcaster that tries to fuck with me I don't think that's true at all. Oh, no. I'll come get him There's so many podcasters that just eat liver. You know it's just fun to do I like to challenge him with fights Yeah, because they never get any they never get any attention now. Let's talk about Some couple of great great updates. Oh my god here immediately Our guy one of our favorite guys here, father of the year, Josef Rutzel. Now he's been in jail, he's 89 years fine, and he's still in Austria's, now it's been

the psychiatric detention in this high security unit, essentially a home for the criminally insane. But they've been floating that he might get paroled. How long has he been locked up? He has been locked up since... what was that day? 2009. 2009. And so he, so now, but he's saying straight up, first of all, he doesn't understand the

big hubbub. He doesn't know why everybody's still so upset with him, because according to him, I was actually a good father. Moreover he claimed, I specifically saved money to help with children's education. I visited the children often and helped them whenever they were given a chance to do. I helped them and encouraged them to play musical instruments and so forth. I know with one of my daughters I made a mistake and I regret that but apart from that I believe that I was actually a good

father. That is a direct quote from Joseph Fritzl for those of you don't know he made a family with his daughter. He created a sex dungeon that she was put inside of and then he made a secret family in there. It didn't go well for him now he's in jail but they're saying that he might get parole and he has insisted He needs a house or the basement Is that true it is the first thing he said that he says that number one He says he no longer feels comfortable driving. It's the traffic He's not happy with driving and he says that he needs the,

he must have a residence near a train equipped with a basement. And that's what he says. His attorney, Astrid Wagner, told local media, every day he dreams of having his own house or apartment. See? But it must have a basement, it must have a a basement because he says he has so many files. Oh He's to keep all his files ever. Yeah. Well, you can't keep those above ground

Yeah, but you know tell about this cuz I just watched that I've seen clips from that movie baby girl. Oh, yeah Do you just sex movie? I know the Nicole Kidman movie her disclosure, but the whole thing I see now is cuz that that big that song It's like a famous song from and it's gets's a sexy moment. Just him coming down to the basement. You know, I will be your fossil figure Yeah, you see that I can see him coming in all six What if they put him in the basement of the prison Wouldn't that work? He doesn't want to be in the basement. He is one. He was a have a basement Oh was that have a basement? Yeah, you don't want to be other the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement.

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He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He doesn't want to be in the basement. He's gonna they're all basically not letting them out not really they're they're saying that essentially he's gonna be moved to a lower security Prison, but they think that the idea of total freedom is not gonna happen. How long did they give him? When he got sentenced forgot what the sentence was they tried you remember who was oh? Cuz kind of like Anders Breivik. I believe it was like one of those they like put him in jail and they're like We'll figure this out later. Oh

Because it's one of these countries where they don't know like it's just a very liberal country Yeah, life imprisonment with the possibility of parole after 15 years. Yeah, so now it's 15 years All right, so he's allowed he's allowed and so yes Hey, hey, come on. I was hearing about these pelotons I would like to use I I hear they do it too, well, turn the screen and it takes you anywhere. And I would like to ride my bike along my daughter's naked body. Well, that's different, Yosef.

You can't do it. Ride from your grave. Second update. Big, well, yeah, what's going on with these things, man? Well, drones, I'm not even going to start talking about the drones talking about the drones. Oh cuz you're gonna be just like them. No, you're keeping it a secret No, it's just that it seems what are you hiding the wave has passed honestly, I think it's a pre diabetes I think I'm gonna be diagnosed with pre diabetes. That's what I'm hiding But what I am not hiding is the fact that the story has now as we knew we'd eventually go it has drifted past

We're now past it. We're now new now We're just in Trump nonsense zone, which are gonna be for the next four years and it's gonna be a lot like that So one thing that did the official statement right? Yeah, so far the official statement the last that we heard from the US government was they said, um, we assess that the sightings to date include a combination of lawful commercial drones, hobbyist drones, and law enforcement drones, as well as manned fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters, and stars mistakenly reported as drones. Definitely, because we're fucking stupid.

And then Jacob Winling, another guy who's a reporter he believes that the drones are a part of this $1.5 trillion drone air taxi program rollout, which I get, I don't think the way to start the air taxis is to make everybody afraid of them and not know what they are. I think that mostly if you want to... Yeah, you're like, check out the air taxi. It's totally safe.

This is like the thing you do at the World's Fair. You bring it out, you have J check out the air taxi. It's totally safe. Like this is like the thing you do like at the World's Fair. What a fucking thing. You bring it out, you get Jules Verne's hologram to introduce it. I don't think we need to fool us. I think that we just would either take the air taxis or not. I know that in LA we're supposed to be taking air taxis to the Olympics maybe in 2028. That's right. We'll see.

Yeah, three years from now we're going to be taking air taxis. All I know is what am I gonna do? Am I gonna take some air taxi? And it's gonna be some guy named like tree drawer and he's gonna be like I'm actually also a DJ and he's gonna hand me His fucking headshots. Is it gonna be the same? It's gonna be the same. Yeah, it's never it's not someone's first job. Yeah What else what do you really do? I'm making slime for children. It's my favorite. I make slime It's here that you want some slime. I have a bucket now. They also say So nothing's really come out what I would I do have a letter again, but what about the orbs?

What do they say about the orbs absolutely nothing Eddie those are again stars. You're an idiot You're so many times. I will say that there was a couple times where I was like, you know, I'd get drunk and you're like Oh, yeah, that's right drones and I go outside and I start staring at the sky and I got my star finder out, you know, and I'm like, is that a drone? No, it's star or some major, you know, like center. And then like, I'm like, Oh, that was two stars. That's gotta be a drone. I was like, Oh no, I'm drunk. I forgot. That's not two stars. I just can't see right now. Eddie. You know what though? These are the beginnings of a true investigator

That's where it all begins. You never remember to check when you're sober. Why would you? I gotta do something about the sky outside. There's something out there. I gotta do something about and my wife Doesn't want me to do something about it. Yeah, it's never when Julie's home that I'm looking for drones It's always like when she's gone too long. Yeah, of course. Hold on a second Yeah, cuz what are you doing with your you're sitting at home? Yeah, your beautiful wife watching television with your dog. You're not searching for the truth Yeah, my life is good in that moment when my life is empty. I'm like, alright, let's go find the aliens Truth and love go like this inside of the male mind So the love go back and forth truth will eventually destroy love

But for a while love does help tamper down the effects of truth Yeah, but according to this licensed drone operator if you didn't have Natalie You'd be off the rest. You'd be done You like trying to, go to space. I mean, honestly, I don't even think about what it would be like if I was truly untethered and just how much damage I could cause. On how much fun that would be for me

and how good it would be for America. Hmm. I'm gonna think about that. Think about that. You know, because... She doesn't listen, right? The key really is to go through a divorce, how good it would be for America. Hmm. Think about that. Think about that. You know, cause she doesn't listen, right? The key really is to go through a divorce, which is what we'll talk about a couple

of big divorce energy guys in today's episode that we're gonna talk about. Oh, yes. That's when I can really start focusing on my plans. But according to this licensed drone operator, I'm a licensed drone operator in Eastern South Dakota with two separate drone sightings. I regularly operate a DJI Agra T-50. That means nothing to me. It's a thing.

It's a drone. Which is one of the largest commercial drones available to the public. After looking at a ton of New Jersey drone footage I can say that there's no way that they are legally flying commercial drones. If they are drones and they are significantly more advanced than anything we've seen. Battery life on large drones is extremely limited and even if the drone is just hovering with minimal wind you got maybe 15 to 20 minutes before it automatically tries to land due to low battery. Add windy conditions and you're looking at 10 minutes of flight time. Additionally, in my experience the battery used in these drones are very sensitive to temperature and you see a significant drop

in battery efficiency in colder weather. That's fascinating. That I did not know. Look at this thing. Yeah, that's a big old drone this guy flies. I also don't see how these flights can be legal. The FAA has very strict rules about operating large drones over populated areas. Drones are also legally required to transmit a radio frequency ID at all times while Airborne Air Traffic Control and pilots of manned aircraft can be aware of them. The New Jersey drones apparently do not transmit an RFID and their operators are not communicating with air traffic control or pilots of local aircraft. Now this guy, he said he had two sightings. First sighting was over the Volga, South Dakota on December 11, 2020. Volvo, South Dakota? Volga. Oh, Volga.

Volga. Which is a woman's named Gurkha's Volga's. What you called her, Volga's. Now I saw what looked like an airplane with red and green running lights and a bright white light that looked kind of like a spotlight. I thought it was a plane flying low over town for some reason until I noticed the object was hovering in place. I also saw it turn off its white spotlight and it had no flashing anti-collision lights which were required on all aircraft. The object turned and hauled ass out of town before

I could get a video. Second sighting on December 15, 2024 at about 8 10 p.m. three of us saw four to six yellow orange lights flying in a circular pattern in the sky west of Arlington, South Dakota They would come in and out of view almost like fireflies in the dark But definitely flying in a circular pattern their movement was almost floaty and they turned too tightly and flew too closely To be standard aircraft. They also didn't have anti-collision lights Which are standard and required on all man and unmanned aircraft We watched for about 10 minutes until we got cold and then we went inside. Okay. But so that's one

of those I'm going to leave it for now. I will see what happens. So this is going to develop drones. I mean like, all right. So what about like the big drones? Like Obama's drones, the, the flying murder robots, his children, his babies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like those drones exist. You know, those things could fly across Oceans, right? No, I don't know. No, they get deployed they get deployed, but they're not they're up in the air Those are military grade. Those are military grade and it's different because they're also they're on there are unmanned It's just different but weren't we worried that some of these were military grade drones Well, they weren't killing us and they were bombing us. So we don't know what they were doing

Yeah, and a lot of our we also made things that I believe we make drones They look like this you see these things they look like planes. Yeah, no, that's what I'm that's what I'm talking Yes, what these this is very different these fly very very very high up Mm-hmm and what they do is they identify where to go and then there's the strafing drones that come in and shoot the missiles The thing is if you wanted the drones to be secret? Why would you put lights on them? It's a whole thing. Why would you have lights? I will cuz they got it cuz the other drones got a see you fly around this It's going to be a mystery that we are not gonna solve. They're not gonna let us solve

They're not gonna is this gonna be the Phoenix lights all over again. Yes, and then never gonna explain it No, I'm just gonna talk about it every once in a while. It has been explained. Eddie, as we saw my stream on our stream and all this, nothing's happening, nothing's going on. We're stupid. Everything that people see is stars or planes and you got big fat, dumb drunk eyeballs and you have little feet and a dumb. I have big feet. Thank you very much. I'm size 13 shoe if anybody want to buy me shoes I said you said me shoes. I'm walking around like Fred Flintstone

Yes, he really is very strange here. You can hear his soul scrape on the tile So that's one update. We'll just leave it, but let's leave it behind for now. Yeah, and then this next update is This is one more shade to this mystery that does not make sense. We live for stories about shit in the road It's not just because you know To shit in the road and also kind of funny I think in a way how in small-town America The road is almost a way to communicate Yeah, the only way you're talking it seems to be between the fucking piles of stuff

Nothing all the kind of stuff. It just seems to be people choose roads So yeah, maybe this guy in Kansas just needed to make friends Yeah, you well sound like you wanted he didn't want to make some friends But we don't know what he wanted to do with those friends now This is an update to our story out of Bennington, Nebraska We don't know what he wanted to do with those friends. Now, this is an update to our story out of Bennington, Nebraska, where they say at least, according to the last report, four accidents occurred on a Kong, I believe it's on Highway 36 at night, where an object was left in the middle of the road.

One person said they said a flat screen TV, there was a bike in the middle of the road. That's a hard thing to see in the middle of the night in a road. It's almost like he purposely did it so they can't crash into it. But if you, he wants them to swerve, right? Don't know. So what happens is, is that this happened now several times in this small little town where the car swerves. I wish there was like more, like the TV was set up and there was like road on the TV.

Like he's widely coyoting. And so people swerve to avoid the objects in the road. The next thing they know, they hear a voice that is asking if they need help. And now this happened four times, and several other people, two of them happened to be connected. They noticed that it was the same exact man that seemed to have been parked next to the highway, waiting for them to crash. We don't know what they did. Everybody refused. They all said he was weird looking. He was kind of a normal white guy or whatever, right?

Long legs. So it was long legs. It was long legs. But that, so that was one thing that became a mystery. That was like, all right, it stopped. Then right before Christmas, a person, we don't know, we were pretty certain it's the person who did this. We don't know, right? So one of the victims was by the name of Garrison Beach. All of a sudden,

first alert six, the local news in Bennington, one of them, they receive this call as they are talking about the story. Hello, this is Garrison Beach. And now like the news article about the accident on Highway 36 to be removed this new story does not need to be up there and needs to be removed immediately so that voice is not Garrison Beach it almost sounded like I know it was a person but it almost sounded like it was like AI I think he just might be a fucking weirdo Eddie And so Garrison Beach had to go and talk to first alert six and say that's not me and because they got they said it Wasn't the one call they received several calls of and with from that voice of that voice that voice saying it was Garrison Beach Saying it's Garrison Beach. I want you to take this article down. They contacted garrison beach garrison beach

He says no, I did not contact you They went and they played him the voicemail of the person impersonating him and garrison beach says like I don't know You know, honestly, I don't know what to say. There's not but sounds just like the guy Guy is trying to get the stories taken off the news about this. So it's either... Did they trace the call? No, they can't do that. They don't do that.

It was on a voicemail. It was on a voicemail. And so it's finding it interesting. It's one of the first times... But you know what number called you. I don't know. I actually don't know. I get a voicemail that says it came from this phone number.

Honestly, I bet you that's the type of information that they probably have to... If they are talking to police that that's What they would give to them. Yes, we don't know. I haven't heard anything. I just heard voicemail, right? And so what there but it's I find interesting is that on this news report They're talking a little bit more in sort of like oh, well, maybe this guy just really wanted to help people Like he really wanted to help people which I think is a tactic from the news to get this guy to show himself. Because I don't think that he's trying to help people if he's trying to get the news story off the internet.

I think that the man is doing something fucking weird. God knows what it is. We'll find out. Who knows? He could be, maybe I'm wrong and he'll turn out to be the most benevolent man ever who only wants to be He just wanted to work for Roadside Assists and he never got a chance to because he wouldn't get his mechanics to break. Yeah Yeah, who knows So that's that sort. That's it. That's all we got. We'll find some updates on him. So but now

current news Eddie we have got some stories today. So we have Christmas, we have a Christmas section. A lot of, which is also four family nightly leaders. Four? Four. Over the Christmas break. There were four of them. One of them too, the last one was, I believe, Jacob Mayhew.

This always happens and then just sometimes it gets swept under the rug. I think that Christmas, the holiday season is an extremely stressful time and I think that we see a lot of we have an uptick in suicides And in stuff like this family annihilations is one of those things that seem to again We talked about it right before the show they come in waves Yeah It's almost like guys see it in the news and then some consciously don't understand that they are agreeing with the fathers that are killing their families and they get Inspired to kill their families. Yes, which is I say honestly take them to Disney and leave them Well, that's very expensive or drive them someplace and leave them. Yeah, that's very far always leave

Yeah, family and I later don't go to Disney Please before we do the but before we do Christmas crimes, there wasn't more obviously more important crime that happened. We kind of want to talk about it. The similarities and the differences between what happened in New Orleans on New Year's Eve and what happened in Vegas on New Year's Eve. Now we know that two separate, I would say close to domestic terrorist events happen that were extremely similar one was in New Orleans where a car drove through was an electric

Truck drove through much more extreme than the other one much more. Yes, but really really fucked up He drove through a crowd on Bourbon Street. He killed 14 people 35 people have been hurt so far This is a man people but you know, I mean it's not good. Yeah, either way It's not good about 15 people, but you know, I mean, what do we do? It's not good. Yeah, either way, it's not good. About 15 people are dead. Samson Din Jabbar was the name of the man who did it. We know that he was inspired by ISIS. He's a former military vet. Yeah. Again, rented an EV truck, did it all with an EV truck. And then he got into a shootout with the police and he died in the shootout. He was waving an ISIS flag. He was. The thing is, and we had talked about this right before the show,

like how do you get one? Yeah, where do you get an ISIS flag Rob? Could you look that up? Can you go? Googling before we were trying to find out I figured that on into a microphone just out of just pure curiosity buy an ISIS flag Podcasts on the left is just curious not If it exists Etsy kids Etsy It's a good choice. Wow, you went to Etsy. Yes for Isis flat. Wow, you can buy an Isis I don't know. I don't think no there's it's soon. Not me. Yeah

No, I do what do you do? Do you just take a black cloth and throw a bunch of white out? I think it all didn't work. Do you think they all get made or that get made in Taiwan or something? Yeah Right, you're not doing this. I feel like there's a when are we inviting ISIS to the Olympics? Yeah, it's so I mean they want to be in it. Yeah, this is what happens when you search and Google to try to just goes full wow. We just won't even let us look at it We're just trying to look at it. Well, even it doesn't even show you the Google shopping. Yeah It doesn't even show you the Google shopping. Yeah.

Oh my God. The first thing that comes up is FBI.gov. Oh Jesus. Amazon. All right. Yeah. Type it in. I said, type it in Amazon.

Can't we get one? Bezos make if anyone's sending me one, it's, it's, oh, fuck ISIS. Oh, he's got a fuck ISIS. And you have an LGBT. You can buy that. You can buy yeah No, well you have to make it I never tell you about so when I did USO on Christmas and It was it was Christmas Eve and we're on the base in Baghdad doing the show and then there's these two

Iraqi like super soldiers they're watching the show and they were like big and tough and crazy They look totally different because they're Iraqi super soldiers and they're just standing like with their arms crossed underneath the fucking hoop and shit. And I'm sitting there and by the chairman of the joint chief of staff. And then after the show, the these two guys from the Iraqi military go up to the chairman of joint chief of staff and he reaches it in his pants pocket and he pulls out a crumbled up flag and he hands it to the general and it's an, and it's an ice. He opens it up and it's an ISIS flag that he captured yesterday and like that he killed

people for and the general said, thank you. And then general Dunford batted motherfucker. And then he, and then he crumbled it up. The general crumbled it up and put it in his pocket And it was like the craziest exchange. There was no one no press. No one took pictures It was just something I just kind of saw it. I was like, holy Fucking shit So do you have to pay your dues to ISIS and then you get a flag and like a certificate and a polo and a lanyard?

I'm sure they love sending them, you know, like, I'm sure they got, you know, I got a bunch of I got a bunch of biggest baby shirts at the house. I don't know what to do with it. I could imagine ISIS put in a big order because you got to get what you got to order. We have to get rid of these things. They're just sitting everywhere. We got to get these boxes out of old merch for trying. We can't get rid of. Yeah, we got to get these boxes out of here.

How else about where am am I gonna put my? The Americans see if we can hi, my name is Tim Isis and one thing I gotta say is these flags are choking me Just take them just use them. All right, honestly use them as a tablecloth. It doesn't matter man No, they are so that was but that was a bad one, right? So we still don't know where to get an ISIS flag. No. SideStoriesLPOTL.GMAIL.COM.

We're gonna have to do the old fashioned one. That's what I meant. Don't send us. That's fine. I should have, did you see them available? Fucking ISIS, man, the sequel to Al Qaeda, those fucking pussies. Still around. Still around. Fucking Isis man the sequel to Al Qaeda's fucking around

Still around. I'd so what do you think that is the Taliban Al Qaeda and Isis? They're like are they connected Eddie, please for love of this is not the show. No, this is not our show None of us have any idea. I don't know Rob doesn't know I've stayed out of it. Yeah, I mostly am just Hopes and prayers thoughts thoughts of prayers vibes to who to the Middle East to the Middle East all of it My goal is to Middle East may they each find their way. Yeah towards peace It's always been good over there and I don't know why just recently it's getting stirred up Also last podcast left calm. We will be doing our first live show in Jerusalem Easter Sunday and just please come and join us over there. It is going to be a barn burner

So that's that was so that was like that's the obviously truly fucked up Yeah, and the other one is this cyber truck guy now We know this this fucking charmer a man by the name of Matthew levels burger He was very similar to the other guy so it's the ice not only It was extremely similar. They're both military they're both vets One thing though is that with the Nola bomber with a Nola driver the truck attack One thing though is that with the Nola bomber with a Nola driver the truck attack He was using the US Army and we know that he was radicalized from the way in he was middle And he there was something like that, but when it comes to Matthew levels burger

Same shit well, holy different scenario. He also rented an electric truck You're into the cyber truck, right? He then also An electric truck the cyber truck, right? He then also Army that but he was green beret Yes main difference between Matthew Littlesberger and this other guy was the fact that he had a massive brain injury and changed his entire Personality that everybody says with they all said that he was a different guy after he had and he got divorced both of them This is what I'm saying divorced men's energy. We are all gonna have to protect ourselves from in 2025

Yeah, cuz there's gonna be a lot of divorces this year. I got a feel. I have a feeling I am working I love my wife. I'm doing everything. I'm We're in the clear. We're fine and so I But we are doing our best. We're gonna do our best as men, but these guys don't like this is the problem But we are doing our best we're gonna do our best as men, but these guys don't like this is the problem With giving a man his freedom in this way. Yeah, is that it really? Sets him out there. So matthew levels burger. He was he got divorced

And one of the weirder things was he was just upset because he won the brian thompson lookalike contest God, that is a bad contest to fucking win, dude Did you know that actually if you win that the prize you get is a target on a shirt? Now, can we keep it, Rob? Can we keep it, Rob? You know, so Matthew- Did you know that you were gonna be a moral barometer for the rest of your life?

Yes, yes he did, now he knows. So one of the things I found that was curious about Matthew Littlesberger is that not only, for the rest of your life. Yes, yes he did. Now, now he knows. So one of the things I found that was curious about Matthew levels burger is that not only you so he was divorced, you know, he's let loose. He decides to rent this cyber truck from Turo, which is again great. I love that all the Turo. He also never heard of this fucking company. Same thing with the Nola truck attack guy.

He also rented his truck from Turo and everyone's like I was like this is the worst ad campaign I've ever heard for a car for fucking Matthew levels burger he rented the cyber truck now you have all of these reporters so he drove it I believe he drove it from to Las Vegas from Colorado Las Vegas, had to charge it fucking twice. Yes, exactly. Come on! Exactly, main fucking problems with the Cybertruck. He drives to Vegas in order to, we now know,

he detonated his Cybertruck after he put a gun in his mouth and blew his brains out, he blew up the Cybertruck in front of Trump Tower. Now you have every shithead, Monday morning quarterback reporter starts ripping through this story going to being like you could see the symbolism blah blah blah. I mean it's clear as day. Trump Tower, it's fucking Cybertruck.

Screaming of symbolism. See this is a problem. Soldier fucking. But then when you look into Matthew Lovelsberger, huge Trumper, huge fan of Elon Musk, and what you find out is that these people let's just say Eddie They might be kind of ignorant about Everything yeah in a way that they Did not know that he went to go do this because he thought Trump was cool

And then Elon Musk was cool. Yeah, and everyone would like this. I think yeah He got on Cybertruck because he really wanted to drive it Well, this is the this is actually true is that he drove out there and he Was texting his ex like fuck buddy like his somebody he dated before he wasn't like yeah Yeah, and it might have even been like someone that he was cheating on his wife with or something She she knows that he came back out right? Yeah, and it's just so but what he was doing so Matthew levels burger He was he was texting his ex-girlfriend as he was driving all he was texting Was how cool the Cybertruck was and it could the Cybertruck's awesome video of him showing her how?

Fast the Cybertruck could go yeah, and the whole time she's sending texts back like no I ever get texts like that That person's probably not killed anybody says I feel like Batman is in a bit of a mania Because that's what he texted her he texted her I feel like Batman But you know what the main difference between him and Batman is several billion dollars Yeah, and you're not Batman. You're stupid fuck. That is just rented a cyber truck like an idiot. And his parents are still alive. I'm more like Batman than he is.

Let's just rub one, two, three. More like Fat Man. Now let's just please. Come on! Come on, come on. Now, Matthew Silver's, this is the problem is that anytime you think a, especially in these day and ages, I think that people think that something's like really like way more complicated than

it is. We want these guys to have more depth than they do. So he came out, Matthew Slivelsberger, he wrote, he had suicide notes that he was criticizing the government and all whatever whatever just kind of to be honest hack shit. Then you have he you know he was made a whole big deal about but he was mostly concerned the reason why like everyone was like oh man this means something he went to Trump Tower it's like no he just wanted it to be on the news.

I believe he just wanted to be on the news. He knew that he did it in front of Trump Tower in Vegas. He would absolutely get on the news and he got the Cybertruck because he wanted to test the Cybertruck and you could tell from all of the content he made from within it. As he was driving. And just like also his ex-girlfriend was all like... Also you're on your way to commit suicide and you're still like I need to put this content out. People are... well he wasn't putting online. He was just sending it to his ex-girlfriend. Okay, and so when he was driving across the country He just was well They say this a lot with people that have decided to commit suicide they would their attitudes will they reach? Yeah, they reach euphoria in a weird way because they've now like made a decision about what to do

so it seemed that he decided to do a Where I'm gonna let my hair hang down. I'm gonna drive a cyber truck to Vegas and then not party in Vegas First of all, you didn't party that first Like you should at least the Alcada pilots went out and fucking went to a strip club help the economy a little bit Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean you mean to tell me I gotta go out there and do something. You didn't do anything You know, I don't think so. Well, he's but it's mostly just just know this ladies. This is like Same thing we tell we talked about with the micro penis same thing with the Cybertruck all you got to say. Oh cool

Yeah, it that's all they want to hear all the guy with you all guy with the Cybertruck just wants to hear It's like if you go up to me like wow, this is a really cool car Like if you go up to me like wow, this is a really cool car You've saved one family from being annihilated you saved one public space from being detonated with a handmade Fertilizer bomb if you just just we got this is Across the aisle. I'm going the other way man. I'm sorry. I'm never getting in one I've like if someone pulls up to pick me up in a cyber truck. I'm just gonna be like you know what? I'm fine. You know I I will say some of Matthew levels burger did make the truck look pretty fun Was watching the text he said his ex-girlfriend was like oh wow

She was just like he was like Cuz she was also asking a bunch of dissentered questions cuz he obviously he sounded manic So she was asking a bunch of dissentered Sounded like disinterested questions. The woman was like how fast does it go and he's like unworldly. Yeah. Yeah, it was very, very sad. But then he went to go blow himself up in front of Trump Tower, and then he just got exactly what he wanted is that we just talked about him. So is this again, this like reached out to your divorced buddies this year? Oh, yeah. Is this a reach out? This is the goal. Well, he also, his statement was about the military, right?

You know, he, he was a bunch of gobbledygook. But what, gobbledygook, I mean, it's fucking, it's an epidemic. Well, it's- Soldiers fucking, what is it, it's over, it's like 20 a day? You are correct in terms of the, utterly, in terms of the suicide rate for soldiers are huge,

anybody being in the military, it's very, very big. They're out there in VA parking lots, killing themselves, trying to make a fucking point just so people talk about it at least You know, maybe this guy like you took it to the next level Well, I think the problem is that when you look at it, it was a mishmash of so he had a brain injury Yeah, he was not the same Matthew levels burger obviously dealt with quite a bit in the military and as a green beret He probably saw quite a bit of action He then came back out. I think that he was he had a brain his brains were scrambled Yeah, his brains scrambled. He didn't know what he was doing

And then he wrote a whole long conspiracy theory about the New Jersey drones were like Chinese military technology You know better than anybody know that necessarily technically those green beret guys Maybe I'm wrong on this side stories LP OTL and you know, I would know it seems that people that are specifically trained to kill are Not given lots of information and I might be wrong where the people to kill are. Yes, I might be wrong I and I would actually like to know that for certain but it's kind of seems that they kind of They divide things up in that way where if your Job is to go kill a lot. They don't want you thinking too much. Yeah, you're not sure not intelligence. Maybe I'm wrong

I don't know But so this is the it's just wild to see that the stories were immediately They said that the stories were linked at the NOLA truck attack and a truck explosion What they did see of course they seem but I think that they went to the same what with the word brag for brag Yeah, which they probably fucking knew each other and for brag. I believe also had that shooter. I believe Fort Bragg had the Yeah, yep, I was also I William Coots Krutzer jr. Also had a shooting in 1995. No, there's a lot going on there something is What we're gonna I don't know if what we're gonna see is this but I find it fascinating that they are parallel But they're completely different. Yeah, and I think we're gonna see more of stuff like that

I just think that to the the internet's driving people crazy. Oh Absolutely crazy and fucking everyone's just you know, these people crazy. And fucking everyone's just, you know, these people are fucked up. And no one's willing to help them. That's because it's, I guess, a political non-starter. Yeah, and then you seem like a pussy whenever you want to go for therapy. You know, and it's, shit drives me crazy.

I make my therapist call me a pussy. That's great. But that's just so I can get hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I can be vulnerable unless I'm'm hard So first I must be shamed Then I can be fixed. Oh Well, there was one fun Christmas story. I think I would like to bring up on this show Oh, I actually thought that this whole conversation was fun. Oh, no, it's delight

You know actually is surprisingly fun for the content involved to be honest with you shout out little dubs Yeah, and I had to unfollow little Hobbs little Hobbs he put a bunch of fire Yeah, I unfollowed little Hobbs. Are you following little Hobbs? He's dead I still follow Wally Gator even though Wally Gator's dead and he's still posting too I'm there still posted old videos of Wally Gator. though Wally Gator's dead and he's still posting too. I moved off. They're still posting old videos of Wally Gator. No it's like let go. You have to let it go. No I remember Wally forever.

Lil Hobbs lives on. Lil Dobbs, Lil Hobbs. Lil Hobbs lives on. Oh yeah, they still never found Wally did they? No Wally's dead. There's no way Wally, Wally's too friendly to make it in a Georgia swap All right Christmas season is over but that doesn't mean we don't have Christmas crimes and there's been there was a bunch of fun Christmas Crimes, but not really that fun. Well, there's four family annihilators. We didn't even really talk about it

We just it happened. You know what it is about the family annihilators is that They all in the same. Yeah, they really do Were they were any of them done by ladies this time? God, I wish yeah never never right? It's gotta happen to once or twice every once in a while. Yeah, everyone's well There is so like if you look over here look up. Yeah, could 224. Yeah, the Lawson family murders That was a big one. That was last year. Okay. No, that was last year. Um You might have to put 2024. Oh That was that other one and then Jason Mayhew was another one that that happened recently. That was a teenager

Yeah, but I think that that guy was But yeah, the five family that guy that yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know a lot of them. They love it. So anyway Friendlier topic, Thomas Campbell bowling von gets gates. I love this guy's coming from the New York post insured. He was placed on the naughty list and in a jail cell this holiday season after he disrupt two separate Catholic masses within a few hours. There did fucking a double banger, man. The man ruined one mass. He could even get enough. He's just showed up to Holy angels, Catholic church around 5pm. Hey, Jesus. He just walked in yelling and then he dropped, he dropped an onion in the aisle. He's an

onion and treated it like a grenade. Like he's fucking market Rambo. It's not the only onion I got. I go to the back of the store. And then finally someone's like, all right, get him out of here. And they, they followed him outside. And then when they followed him outside, he started pelting the man with tangerines before fleeing. Here's some citrus, you bitch. Yeah. You want to try to fuck with me? You're trying to fuck with me. I know the dough family. Yeah. Try. I got the whole produce section in my pockets. And then seven hours later, seven hours. So he goes, what do you think happened? So he then goes to midnight mass or seven hours later, he

goes to a midnight mass. Everybody. It's the six Xavier Catholic church in Leonard town. Did you guys miss my catering from last Christmas? I was dumped a bunch of whiskey in the holy water. There goes a cocktail seasonal cocktail. And then he threatened parishioners. He was walking up and down the aisles. You better me. Did you fucking better me in a truck? And then the parishioners tackled him at the midnight mass. Oh, very good. And then he triedioners tackled him at the midnight mass. He tried to hit several of them with the bottle of liquor and then they held them on the ground until the sheriff deputies came and then they took him to St. Mary's hospital for medical evaluation. Yeah. I'm going to need a look, see. And then his, the mug shot of this next to the full glass of whiskey

They decided it for next time is so funny. He is like straight out of like the cast of Philadelphia, dude He really does look sick Thomas so happy. He's like just like I did it I did it the one who calls the trouble look at this face. He's like a nice stinker He just looks naughty he looks like a naughty little girl He probably like lost a bet to his other drunk gay friend and they're like Would you go ruin Christmas over that yeah, and then he went he did it He's like had it go and he's like this is what happened crushed All right. I got notes Cashed it. Yeah, but what do you think? All right, so he's intoxicated. Yeah

Starting early. It's Christmas Eve. You say he's with friends. I say this man hasn't spoken to another person at least a week Christmas Eve he wakes up. He's decides it's time for everybody. I'm Santa tonight, right? He was good Santa So like you think that he'd get enough after first because he has to get the onion and the tangerines Does he bring them from home or does he go to the store and I just imagine this is what he eats every meal Yes my onions and tangerines God I saw that one ad on Instagram. I'd never be this fit if I was for my onion and tangerines! Thank God I saw that one ad on Instagram.

I'd never be this fit if it wasn't for my onion and tangerine ad. I will go down there and tell Jesus about it. But do you think he gets it? I'll put the man in Manhattan. Normally I wouldn't waste an orange and several tangerines like this, but it's a holiday. Also, you're dumping it in the holy water no one drinks the holy water. They dip their hands in it. I think he was sullying the holy water but I wonder what does that man do for the seven hours in between?

I mean got hammered. More? I'm sure he got more drunk. Yes. Do you think he goes to her Denny's? No. No no no he eats on his tangerines. Yeah, we've already discussed this. Dad, for me to go make my mouth hell. Yeah, gotta go. This, he goes, he gets, I actually applaud him because if I was drunk enough to ruin a Christmas Eve early mass, I definitely would be conked out.

I remember my mom used to always try to get me to go to Christmas mass and I'd be like, I'll go if you let me boo. And so like, I'm sure this guy has the same fucking idea. I mean like who you're alone on Christmas. You hate everything in the world. Oh, you wanted to go. You wanted to do this. You know, the world, the world hates you and shit. Oh yeah. He was going out there to do it. Mr. Vaughn gates was truly the fanciest name of a man that I know that is drunk on Christmas Eve. Thomas Campbell bowling Vaughn gates. We honestly salute you next year. Yeah. He was charged with second degree assault for throwing tangerines

at a man. Oh, he was also trying to hit people with a bottle. Yeah. Disorderly conduct defacing religious property, religious crime against a group obstructing a religious exercise threat of mass violence and Disturbing the peace. I didn't know obstructing a religious exercise was a crime I mean who fuck it it sounds like one of those bullshit once America man. Yeah Yeah, it's like one of the bullshit. That's fucking whatever you should they should be Yeah, dude, he can't walk into... Well, yeah, whatever. He's pouring a little whiskey in the goddamn holy water?

Actually, I do want to ask this. You don't have to pay admittance to go to a church. You don't have to show a license to go to a church. There's no subscription. What law is he breaking walking into the church? Yeah, littering maybe. If God was real, wouldn't he have stopped him? Yeah, if anything, he was giving to the church

He gave food and drink Jesus turned water into wine that guy turned water into whiskey by pouring whiskey into water Yeah, man, that's easy to do you guys are I just don't cuz yeah, actually incensed about this There's a crime to interrupting a mass as a crime? You threaten people though. That's different. I mean, obviously it's Christmas. That's different.

Yeah, you're in church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think God does? Yeah, the whole thing is a threat. The whole thing is you can't master bath. You can't get a boy, you can't jerk off, you can't curse at your mother. Why do they have all these stupid fucking bird baths sitting in the front of the churches? Fill it with whiskey.

Dude, fucking they probably get honest with you. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. You get jerk off get cursed your mother Why do they have all these stupid fucking bird baths sitting in the front of the churches fill it with whiskey, dude

Fuckin big probably get honestly they probably get more out of the whiskey than the holy water. Yeah, it's guys. You be a saint St. Von gets I think that st. Von gets is probably we'll find out these probably goats von goats I think that no think I believe it's the same guts Yeah, it's something German and then I quickly Thomas Campbell bowling von get gets Love you. We will work. Well, I'm I like your actions, but I don't know what he's unbearable I don't the man is probably a very difficult human I don't want him to hurt anyone but I do think that he can ruin as many masses as he likes Yeah, now this no just real are you willing to bail him out?

Let's see is he willing to be my like own mass interrupter Can I send him out do you become my man do you become my chaos agent that I can send out to at religion? All I know is that this is the energy we're looking for in 2020. Now, this is not a long story. I just want to talk about this because this also happened on Christmas Day. Two Oregon men, they died from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch and Christmas Eve. They went, they got hammered after they went out to look for Sasquatch and Christmas Eve. They went they got hammered

They couldn't find them. It is it's literally it sounds like a parody Christmas song and they went out and they found them frozen in the snow Yeah, because they were stupid That is the song that we have to write for next Christmas Got frozen looking for Sasquatch got frozen look for Sasquatch. I'm crazy looking for Bigfoot of course on Christmas and also, uh Bigfoot at home celebrating with his family. Yeah, leave Bookfoot alone on Christmas if there's one day also You can tell neither of these guys are married There's no woman to be like you're not going outside on Christmas, you don't know what I'm doing 90 think she's free, you know, honestly my was gonna hit up my buddy cuz normally every every Tuesday night we have onions

and tangerines together but he said he was busy so yeah these poor bastards it's just done it's just dumbass shit look for Bigfoot in the summer and unfortunately and that's why also he's probably hibernating. Well, so bigfoot celebrates Christmas Sasquatch actually Jewish No, really? Yeah. Oh The yentl yeti a lot of them converted yeah after World War two Lot of them converted. Oh So as we start to close out this show We were debating whether we should talk about this or not, but I figured

it's at least, you know, worth bringing up. Who do we think is going to die this year? Death Watch! 2025. 2025. Now I know this is tasteless, but we're, you know, it's curious. Well, just real quick, it was mostly just because I was curious and then you talked to me about the deathlist.net and I looked it up and Dick Van Dyke is number one with a bullet.

Number one, yes. But I only think that that's just because he's been on the news recently And he's carried out of his list for ten years more than anyone else on the death list and so he is number one But my thing is is that all of these a lot of these guys make sense John Williams makes sense Mel Brooks makes sense Alan Greenspan makes sense Mel Brooks looks great. I saw Mel Brooks last year. He is not dying this year No, Jean Hackman looks good, but I like to see I don't know. I don't that's that's a hell of a statement I don't think Jean Hackman looks I don't think he ever looked good. He's riding his bike at 95 my grandfather I can't walk from the fucking bedroom to the living room Mel Brooks is 99. Yeah, and Frankie Valley who I've also become obsessed with because I've been watching his new performances

Mm-hmm, and he is just he basically performs like an animatronic. It's actually really kind of creepy He can talk still but he can't he could bail. He's quite frightening watching him perform He looks like um, like he's been pulled out of a dark ride But I want to say these are a lot of like these are all to be frank And also big one number 50 and the list Stuart Hall sex offender. Oh, yeah, 96 years young Who is he? I don't know Look Stuart Hall. Yeah, why is that? He offend cultural theorist. Oh

Okay, and he's just known as a sex offender on this thing. Oh, I feel like we've just send it I just feel like we just stepped into a big thing wrong one. This is the multiple Stewart halls. That's the guy Yeah, oh I can see him. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like a sex offender Yeah, he's got that British face too friendly. Yeah. Yeah, you look like a guy fucking sucks children's feet Don't want to see the insidia. Yeah, I see that guy. Yes sucks children's feet. I want to see the inside. Yeah I see that guy. Yes on a game show called. It's a knockout. Oh Of course, and that's what can you only I could tell look at him. What a quite a romantic face David Attenborough number 27 But these are all very good. I just want to hear what is your one

Outlier for the year and let's see what happens. What's your one outlier? Total surprise. Who's gonna die this year? Let's put some money on it. Total outlier. Total outlier. Just random person. Someone that you think that could die this year. That could die this year. That you just be totally random. Totally random. And then we'll see and then we'll obviously see at the end. Mike Tyson. Okay, yeah. I can see it happening. I can see Mike Tyson, yeah, sure. I can see Mike Tyson going.

Yeah. You know, he almost went this year. He did. Yeah, he got really sick. He got really sick, and you know, he's been going too hard, and I can see him, I can see him just now just settling down and winding down his life.

I can see that. Yeah, and he's winding down his life. I could see that. Yeah, and he's lived hard too. I'm putting money on Eddie Redmayne. Eddie Redmayne! I'm still gonna put money on it. Yeah? Just for the sake of it. Now, is this money a hit?

No, Eddie. Absolutely not. I think Tyson can go this year, yeah. Eddie Redmayne. He looks very healthy. He's gonna, Eddie Redmayne's gonna live to least 2035 You could be sick He could be very sick. Look at his face. He is pinched face. He does. Yeah, how does the face get that thin?

He could be very very sick. I hate his little waist. He's a good nurse What? When that the show the movie he was in no you're thinking of the other He was uh, the that the one with the abortions the, you're thinking of the other... He was the... Was that the one with the abortions? The murderer... the murder nurse. Vera Drake. Oh, Vera Drake.

Drop your knickers. Oh, yeah. You remember when we played the drinking game? Yeah, the Vera Drake drinking game. Every time she says, drop your knickers, you have to drink. We did that in college. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun.

And then we found out one of the people we were playing with recently had an abortion. She loved it! Afterwards, she had a great time. She was free to drink. Yeah, she drank plenty now. Let's get to some Listener emails. Yeah, he wasn't a good nurse that movie sucked except she got my I've got my baby in it Who Jessica Chastain? My wife looks like Jessica my wife looks like I always say my wife looks like Jessica Chastain We can't both have that Well, she is short. I will say that Jessica Chessie. Yeah, she's short. She is Yeah, isn't she one of those two that says she's older than she or she's younger than she is as she's actually older But she looks good. She's older than us

Wow, not great that turns you on more doesn't it? Of course 47 years young looking great. Hmm. All right, here we go We got a couple of these listener emails. I think that I'm just gonna read One and I'm gonna read this the first one on the last one, okay This first one is spooky It's been confirmed now by three separate people, including myself, that my friend's house is haunted. In early August, about 1 a.m., I fell asleep on the recliner in the living room. I woke up to an incredibly strong feeling of a woman watching me in the hallway that

led to the rest of the house. I kept my eyes closed and waited for the feelings to pass, but it didn't, so I opened my eyes to look around to make sure no one was watching me. I went and slept in another room. I talked it up to having very strong dream and being uncomfortable since my dad had just died a couple of days before. I told my friend the next morning, I don't think about it until whatever. Right. We didn't think about it to the next day.

On December 11th, 2024, around 830 p.m., he had another guest over who's sitting alone in the same recliner waiting on my friend and his wife to finish their online D&D game on the other side of the house. He said that he felt a feeling of a woman watching him as well and he looked up to see a figure watching him from the corner. He closed his eyes and looked away and looked back and it was gone. It spooked him and he left. My friend's roommate overheard my friend and the guest discussing the situation when my friend's roommate was like holy shit I have a story to the roommate who was having stomach problems and decided to leave his room and sleep in there on the recliner one

Night he woke to the same feeling and have a woman watching him in the room He couldn't specify the direction however his incident occurred around 3 a.m. They're all saying they all kind of felt this female presence watching. Okay. And then they all confirmed it. Same, same female presence, same recliner. It did no bad or good feelings. Just felt neutral like it was being, they were being watched. Me and the other fellow had the same exact details, except we couldn't pinpoint where in the room the woman was watching us from.

So my buddy and I did some research on the house. The original owner died on December 10th, inside the house also 2024 was a leap year Which means that we added a day onto the year which means it should be December 10th 2024 and that was when the other guests saw her figure it was the anniversary. Oh Nice You know, I thought I saw a ghost in a recliner. Yeah. Yeah, I know I know this story Yeah, you should save this though It's a long story. Yeah, no, no, but I think I think a recliner is somewhere where ghosts like to hang out Why wouldn't they want to be comfortable? That's where I like to put my butt ghosts and by those I mean my farts

It's very spooky member John Moreno had the haunted house that he lived in Yeah, murder fist where he kept seeing like burning people. Right. I forgot all about. He lived in this tiny house in Tallahassee. He'd wake up to see people burning in his bedroom. Yeah. Or like you'd get really hot in the house. Yeah, that's right. And there was like, and you opened the back door and it just led to nowhere. And then they found out that it was like a slave quarters. We should talk with, we should bring him on to talk about. I forgot about that story. That's crazy. And then I was, I was back visiting Tallahassee and then I was driving past the house and he to burn down again

Weird that's fucking weird. Yeah Well, I want to talk with John about John about that That'd be great to do for something with the creepypasta There's some creepypasta episode cuz he's that story is very frightening. Yeah. All right. Here we go one last one I'll take this one with a grain of salt, but this is some of my favorite shit and fates the planet. All right One last one. I'll take this one with a grain of salt, but this is some of my favorite shit and fates the planet. Alright. Back in 2012, I was stationed in Colorado Springs for a year, and while I was in the process of getting settled, I decided to check out the local scene. Colorado Springs is a unique part of this country. Very strange place.

Yeah, a lot of military. A lot of military. I was still waiting on my furniture arrive, and I had nothing to do at home, so I went to explore downtown I managed to hit it off with some Air Force guys and spent the better part of the evening Bar-hopping with them it got late and decided it was time to go home. So I called a cab I'm 39 years old and uber was not a thing at the time. It's 2012 One of the Air Force guys wanted to come with me He's not in his last hurrah before PCSing, permanent change of station, to another duty

station so I figured he wanted to just hook up. I told him, there's no way I can host, I'm literally sleeping on an air mattress. He persisted. Eventually I relented and we came back to mine and he honestly didn't make a move. But he told me the craziest story. He had been enlisted in the Air Force for a while. He was in E-6. He was working at NORAD and somehow stumbled into a quote unquote a

meeting that he shouldn't have belonged in. Sometimes if you're in uniform and keep a straight face, no one asked questions. At this meeting, he said that there was an alien. I legit didn't believe him. I laughed when he told me again thinking he had an ulterior motives, but he persisted and he was very serious. The meeting was held at a conference table and one of I laughed when he told me again thinking he had an ulterior motives, but he persisted and he was very serious The meeting was held at a conference table and one of the chairs sat an alien It was a small brown and had scales according to my guest

It was anthropomorphic and had two giant black eyes and only nostrils not a nose It did not speak but it did have a slit where a mouth should be instead of speaking Communicated telepathically and in present was able to understand it I didn't ask enough questions at the time But I got the impression that my guest was telling the truth But strange because he almost seemed sad to tell me this story not excited scared or curious almost depressed I don't know what message the alien relayed But the meeting was amongst a bunch of US military officials according to him, but he doesn't according to the unfortunately

I don't have any more details He spent the night of my slowly deflating air mattress to never tried anything with me had a banana in the morning And then called his friend to pick him up. I've never heard from him again. I Want to believe him? Well, I hope there are more legitimate sightings But there's something ominous about an unknown secret race of beat with secretive race of beings of their possible relationship with our government that has the undertones of both awe and But there's something ominous about an unknown secret race of being secretive race of beings of their possible Relationship with our government that has the undertones of both awe and fright Maybe we'll come to know more in question if there's a God

I'm an atheist what zoology and a fossil record of aliens from another world exist and if somehow resembles us How do I justify that but sometimes you just got to let go and say fuck it I never heard of brown scaly aliens. It's all different types the ones with big noses. There are ones that are you know, you get the tall whites You've got another graze and it's all white. There's many style of alien There's many many style of alien a lot of the grays they say are robotic, but I guess brown He brown he tees brown as a snake. Yeah, but he's cool. You're right. He's very cool I wish it was real now that's so fucked up though. He didn't say what the alien said That's the whole that's the most important part of the story

I guess he wasn't ready to have sex with that man enough or was or he what guy was wasn't paying attention God Yeah, he was just wondering why we listen why why would can someone please? Please yeah small brown scale. What does it say here on Pinterest? Yeah, I don't see a small brown alien I gotta look at my have an alien bucket on. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna look at it. So just guys remember Wow First one in Eddie. Yeah, first one of 2025 in 2020 feeling good feeling. Well, you you're fine I'm feeling I'm feeling mediocre to be honest with you. I'm about 80% today can only go uphill from here That's right. So live every day known for a fact if you're the bottom of the hill You just got a fucking roll towards more the bottom on it

Yeah, cuz sometimes you'd really like you'd love the fact you'd love the bottom You never actually know how much fun you can have at the bottom Yeah, very very rock bottom once you get to the bottom dig just be there for a while just like yeah It's cool right, but then laugh as you ascend because you know that yes Weese weese is that you know that you have Technically made it worse for yourself, but in the end when you dig yourself out of a hole people like you better That is so true Thursday That's right this Thursday Hoopa-goo-GOO the HGX2 coming to the LPN Twitch channel at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. We got Jared Logan judging this week.

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I'm excited. We got a bunch of stuff coming down the pipe. Y'all fucking love it. I'm sorry about Christmas that I got sick twice. We are going to make it up. We are here. Yeah, we are going to, or, you know, we'll find another. We'll replace that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll place that date sooner than Christmas. Oh, definitely. We're definitely going to replace the Masonic lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. We had to cancel that. That was, that was a, that was a big, the LPN funhouse gave us gave him gave us Kovac. Yes, that's what happened. Yep. But hey, we're healed and all for the better for it Yeah, we can't necessarily tie it to that day, but I'm not gonna not it had to have been that

I mean, I don't know cuz I'm gonna know Lord humongous is Kovac You know Lord humongous is kovat He's the cleanest man honestly what I love about lard is that he's so soft-spoken and nice Yeah, and he's got a lovely wife. Yeah, you know me like I don't want to bust his character, but he's like he's so kind He's such a kind sweet. You have to be to be that yes. Yeah Yeah, all right guys Kind, sweet, gentle man. You have to be to be that. Yes! Yeah. Great focus. Alright guys. Love you! Bye!