Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Fishy Business

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - but first, the boys lay out their plans for Tootsie's 17th Birthday Bash, Ed reacts to Investigation Alien on Netflix, 43 Monkeys escape from South Carolina research facility, Missing father of 3 allegedly faked his disappearance in kayak accident before fleeing to Europe, Labradoodle helps solve mystery of owners murder, UK man in hot water over illegal fish pics, New Tour Dates, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. So Tootsie's turn in 17. Yes. Are you going to come to a birthday party? We're going to throw her a birthday party. We're going for it.

The only way I'm going to this birthday party. And I floated this to you while we were drunk the other night. Yeah. What was it? I forgot. I still think it holds. We got to get her a stripper. You're buying it. Yeah.

You got to get it for her. Do you think that if you hired a male stripper for a 17-year-old dog and they arrived. I want him dressed like a dog. Well, you have little ears on. I mean, no, I want a dog suit. No, but we gotta see his dick and his balls. Well, yeah, when he takes off the dog suit, we'll see his dick,

because it'll be underneath the dog suit. But I'm just... That'll be, instead of clothes, either that or a mailman. The only thing about this is she'll freak out. She fucking hates the mailman. She'll freak out. Yeah, maybe you know that or a mailman the only thing about she's Freak out. Yeah, maybe she shouldn't see the mailman. No, I don't think that's always listed in a Rogan real loud when he walks up Too but is it like an issue for a stripper to do a lap dance for a cute little puppy in terms of very old? puppy yes, she's 17 that's technically underage, but it's more like she's like

Technically 119 years old according to the dog Years math. All right. What if I get like what if we get like hot like Palmeranian like a male Palmeranian who decides it's hot me you you know, I can tell if one's good-looking or not You know, yeah, that's definitely a hot one. That's what I would say. Yeah. Yeah, but I want it three or under young tight for tootsie I feel like this is that cuz dogs can't and then and then I want to and then we shave it That's how a dog strips. We talked about shave it and then it's just a pink doggy I just feel like we need a male in there. I'm in terms of a human I'll be there human in there. No, but she's seen my deck. I'll tell you that I mean I tried to honestly

I try to be of I try to Avoid being nude in front of the dogs. Do you really? Yeah, cuz it makes me feel weird It is my mother's dog cuz they're so curious. Yeah, you know whenever I'm nude I feel like they're looking extra hard Oh, I don't think she's always staring cross-eyed at me She's looking like everything does sort of look like a ghost and you think that that would not Reflect on the to the stripper. I think the stripper is gonna get, we're gonna pay it, or you're gonna pay it. I would love the idea of a stripper showing up,

dressed as a veterinarian. He has no idea what's going on, right? And he shows up. She doesn't hate the vet. She does shake sometimes at the vet. She doesn't know what the vet is. She just knows she's leaving. Thank you, Rob.

She doesn't know what the vet is. You know what I mean? It's not the vet, It's more of the scenario But if she this might actually help he comes in and yeah Probably he might be a little confused at first side stories LPOTL at gml.com for a male stripper in the Los Angeles area That would be fine with something like this. Yeah, is that what you do is your rates send your rates, please is that? Yeah, they'd show up to the party and there'd be a bit of confusion But then like they'd see us all in a circle because of what I would like to do is put to see in a chair in the

Center of the living room kind of what you do. Yeah, she there is a chair She likes to sit on too. And then we have it come in there We have him come in and we play like this is how you do it Yeah, and then he takes off of all of his clothes for I mean technically we'll be watching as well But then he just got a he has to be fine with giving to see about blop dance But it doesn't have to be sexual. You're not touching her little her little chooch or anything I just kind of taking this dick out at all Male shippers do they take their dick out? I don't think they do. I think they pay money

I think they keep it in their pants then they kind of like open the top and like hey check it out What's in there? Who would be confused? I think it's more like look what I got. Look at that chain. It's not just like, oh God, what do I have? Like it's that, oh no, is there something wrong with mine? Can you see, ma'am? Just a dildo sticking out of a vagina.

Crazy, right? Crazy, right? You had out of a vagina crazy, right Crazy right you had no idea pretty cool, right? You're paying me to strip in front of a dog Hi, welcome to side stores. My name is Andrew Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson Yeah, if you what else should we get for tootsie 17th birthday party? I want jungle juice jungle juice Old-fashioned man make it in the hot tub. Wow. I will say just straight up right before we get into it We were a little off with our election prediction. Yeah, and so Yeah, we're fine. Obviously

We're just you know kind of just reorganizing. It's still be my Jill Stein. Yeah, Jillian Stein, please But I will say due to the changes that we have coming up I do think that it was really important for us And I think it's important for you guys to do this too at home is that I sat Natalie down right now She loves this yeah, I sat her down, and I said now that the rights for you have reverted to me I Release you you did that and I think that's important for every husband to do to each one of you have a wife out there I have a wife release her. Do you want do you really want control of her you I mean the two utes the My cousin yeah, that's right. Um, I haven't released Julie yet. We haven't talked about what you she's gonna have to negotiate for her release

I at least I think she should make a case for why she should be free. This is some husbands. Yeah. I just did it ahead of time. I just knocked it out knowing that she's going to kill me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Julie's not going to fucking kill you when the revolution comes. She's very strong. She could kill you, probably, especially if you're asleep, because you sleep so deep.

She'll beat you to death with a fucking hammer. I'm a big guy. And, you know, Julie's, you know, she's strong as hell super strong and I think she doesn't like violence I think she doesn't like violence But when the revolution comes right when that blood wave of period comes to kill and wipe away us all all men Yeah, she just sort of she would get into it. Yeah, I she'd fall in the line I think she would win the fight if we've ever fought because she'd have something to fight for and you're still just You just like you're just awesome cuz you're a guy. Yeah, and she exercises. Yeah, there is that she's got a beat you stamina

She's got endurance. Yeah, she can beat you with this. She's strong. Yes She's got good length. Yeah in terms of like can lift some shit. Oh, yeah Good good reach and keep popping poppin stick. She could pop a stick Yeah, Mike how Jake Paul has to do the Mike Tyson. I was gonna yeah We were I did you didn't want to talk about it, but I'm curious Where do you think's gonna happen with the you were wrong about the election? Are you go? Who do you think sorry? I just had almost a seizure Wrong about the election. I just bought it

Again, yeah, they bought into the propaganda because I wanted you because it felt nice, but it was another mirage of Horseshit mm-hmm fed to us by a bunch of people who technically should every single one of them should be fired from you're also wrong about who you wanted to win, but But what I want to talk about now is... I campaign for Jillian Stein every day in my backyard. Do you think Tyson's going to beat Paul? I'm worried it's going to be during our show at Sirius. Oh, very much so.

Yeah, yeah, definitely. I literally requested it. If you're in the Los Angeles area, just know SiriusXM, down at the garage, We have a live show We're doing a live taping of the last update on the left there. That's right. I don't know if we've advertised this I don't know, but hopefully I'm sure people will show up, but it's during the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight So that's gonna be no one will show no one might come because I think everyone in the world is gonna be watching this Everybody's a fucking moron. I guess I guess we're gonna win. I

Want to hear your not us. Not not the American people. No, no, we lose. We lose across the board. I know this is like, like, I know this big as the election and so to most people. Absolutely. And I, again, it's, it's just, it's sadly going to purely sully the pure and perfect world of the boxing industry. Oh, yeah. I can't believe that anyone could possibly corrupt. It's breathing the little bit of life back into it. I know, I know. No one gives a fuck about boxing. Honestly, I think that what I've read a little bit would just have like Mike Tyson does look absolutely frightening in his pre-training. He's doing a lot of training. He does have heart issues. He a six-year-old man Jake Paul is 27 years old 29 I believe whatever fucking all the same is whatever he did

I hope he's older than he's closer to death Jake Paul is like literally like he's fully trained at the top of his powers in order To do something like this if they had met at the same age Mike Tyson would literally turn him to a red mist But the fact that he is not shows that Jake Paul definitely has a shot. If it lasts longer than a round, Mike Tyson's gonna lose. Mike Tyson is so funny in every interview. He's just like, I'm just scared of who I am. It's the way he talks about him.

I'm an animal and I shouldn't be outside. I love Mike Tyson and the fact that he's a horrible monster. But there are things that he says when he's just like, I just wish the people knew that the rage inside of me, it just takes over and I can't make these decisions. And like people ask him like, so like, what are you going to do when you get in the ring? I do not know. I become a chaos demon. I become death himself.

And you're just like, damn, Mike, maybe not. You know, like maybe you don't got to dude. Maybe it's one or the other. You know, what's the wild? Contain my violence is Jake Paul people hate him so much That we all want him to lose a fight to a convicted rape very much so Nothing would make me happier No one is rooting for him nothing would make this convicted rapist doesn't make me happen

They're watching this convicted rapist paralyzedze Jake Paul. That would make me extremely happy It would show that maybe there is something fair in this life But no Mike Tyson's gonna throw it as soon as they get to any form of real conflict He's going to fall. I don't know if he's capable of throwing a fight. I don't know. I don't know They're already kind of saying we talked about this as we were driving in today. They legitimately might even pull the fight because of insurance issues. Yeah. Mike Tyson's been having heart troubles. They're worried he's going to die in the ring. I think that weirdly Mike Tyson wants it that way. Oh, he should die in the ring. And so, but if he's going to die in the ring, you better do it. Mash

in the face of that piece of fucking shit. Hopefully he leaves as much of a mark on this piece of fucking shit as much to get. But I will say, you did, Eddie, you did sort of- I've been watching the doc, the lead up doc. You pushed back a little bit about the idea that technically it's probably good. Jake Paul got into boxing and working out because it got him sober, which is probably a good message for young men, but still- He's not a complete moron No, no, you don't you don't have to like him

No, but in order to get where he is you have to have some kind of brain whatsoever I don't know watching him train though. He just seems slow. He is extremely slow And so I just think Tyson's a lot faster than he is if he was a real boxer He would have been a boxer. Yeah, I mean he has won some legitimate fights though Yeah, because now we can because he's literally just dumping millions of dollars into training every inch of his body If he was a real boxer, he would have been a boxer. You know what I mean? He has won some legitimate fights though. Yeah, because now he can, because he's literally just dumping millions of dollars into training every inch of his body.

But if he was a boxer, you would have been one, instead of whatever he was. You gotta start training to be a boxer at like 13. You should be getting punched in the face at nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you really wanna be a boxer, that's what you do. Man, I love whenever people talk about like Tyson's history and it's just like, it's always like like I was on the streets of Brownsville and someone took one of my pigeons

He ripped their head off and that was the first time I ever beat a man next to death I knew what violence was and what I had to do. Why do they make me be this way? Why does everyone drive me to be a killer? You know like dude, you just you're like this I will say I won't you know Let me backtrack a little bit because I know a lot of people that do train for boxing later on in life And it is great. I'm getting back in a way. It's good to be healthy. It's gonna be healthy It's just knowing that you know

It's what are we doing it for Jake Paul is doing it just because he could have chosen to go into any Profession yeah the amount of money that he had. He could have done literally anything. And he chose this, which I do think is poor decision-making. People hate him. Yes, but I do think it's poor decision-making. So you have to enter a place like, in an environment like boxing. He could've done a lot of stuff.

He could've done what my big dream is, it'll be the number one caterer of North Korea. If I could get into Korea with some- Have you ever cooked children? What? No, no, no, no. What I would bring to them, collard greens. Whoa! I'd bring them ham hock.

I'd bring them some mashed taters. Yeah. And some Pepsi pie. I'd go down there with my big old... Pepsi pie? Because, yes, Pepsi pie. I mean, I'd be in full blackface, but that's why I'd be in North Korea,

is to show them, because I feel like that way they'd let me do it. You know, like, if I showed up to be the number one caterer of North Korea But I did all in the character of old Mr. Johnson. Yeah, right. Maybe they'll let me do it. They may be maybe They'll like you that's for damn sure. I don't know if they will but they'll take me your charismatic the the other thing I'm watching on Netflix other than the the Mike Tyson fight is

Investigation alien see this is how we get these fucks. Yeah, I'm sorry, I put it on. He chose, out of his own energy, to put on an alien documentary. If that does not show the power that this show has. I mean, I don't know what does. Yeah, no, I wanna, you know. I mean, it's't know what does yeah. No, I well I want to you know I mean, it's your job

It's my job And I need to understand what the fuck you're talking about a lot of the times and there's some interesting shit in there See the cattle mutilation or the cattle mutilations are and that's a mat There was a this is really happening Sucking them up into a ship cutting off their tits in there and they're fucking dicks and shit And then they're in their noses and their ears and they're emptying the blood and they're Putting them back no footsteps. I think that it's it's what they're doing. It's cattle mutilations. We don't quite know what's more than mutilation That's like sucking out blood there. You know what they're doing is they're taking it and they're making meat back where they are

Cuz burgers are great. I mean is like cheeseburgers for aliens is the words out We're gonna fucking make peace cheeseburgers for peace is something I've been saying for fucking years. He has been yeah No, and it's like and these fucking these guys they got cows So they got cheese and they got burgers. Oh, they got it all yeah, and they're out there in the fucking galactic introverses fucking Sharing burgers together see the my thing. Well, I I'm not quite certain about How physical in nature a lot of the UFO phenomena is.

I think it's pretty much straight down the middle, half psychic, half physical. Whatever's happening with the cattle mutilations, the reason why they're interesting is the way... Like, you know, we've covered this on the show before, but normally, just so you guys know, there was a rash of these again. There was like probably 15, 20 of them last year during the summertime Up in the Pacific Northwest all of this was happening in Oregon and Washington where these the we've the cattle get sucked up They get surgical what they call surgical or laser a lot of them called laser They say scalp but they also say it's burnt and it's very Like a laser scalpel. Yeah, and that it's specific parts of the cow it's

like the ears the nose the mouth the lips anything hanging off and honestly specifically the dicken balls and they get the udders they get sucked off do you think are they taking the vaginas i don't know we gotta call george where's george snap we need to get number on. I want to be able to call him live while we're recording. I want to get his cell phone number so that we can just randomly call him every once in a while while we're talking to get into it. But a lot of people were... obviously there's pushback. Main pushback is saying that it's predators eating them very specifically. But the problem... There'd be blood and there'd be teeth marks. It is true.

A lot of these cattle appear desanguinated, which means that they have the blood taken out of them. I love how you knew I didn't know what that word meant. Yeah. Yeah. They had the blood taken out of them. They were left in a field, and oftentimes, they are then unperturbed by other predators,

which is the most mysterious thing. The scavengers ain't touching them. It is very mysterious. They literally are left there. The corpses of these cattle are left there to melt. Until they become bones. Yes, and they don't get eaten. And the bones don't get eaten.

It's very, that is what makes it specifically interesting. There's a lot of people, if you listen to, if you watch Investigation Aliens, there's a lot of farmers that think it's other humans doing this But I don't really know what they get it would be impossible because there's no fucking trail. There's no there's no Footsteps and there's no there's no blood. Yes, cattle. Yes Blood would be everywhere and the one

Part one thing that he talked about was interesting when he was talking with the farmers George Knapp was on the first episode Talking about the idea that there was these weird crop circly style things popping up as The mutilations would happen and then they said that afterwards they would nothing would really grow in the areas Where the little like crop circles happen and they didn't look like well no good back better They said yeah, some of them did yeah, it was like this weird thing and had didn't look like we're not going back better. They said yeah some of them did Yeah, it was like this weird thing. It had a weird phenomenon inside of these circles. Yeah, but it's a I I don't know I I think that there is a lot of mysterious stuff. I think that when they do Imagine there's a world where one strain of the UFO phenomena is a physical

Alien that is here that does not operate on the same rules as our galaxies and are on our literally our galaxy and and definitely our society and That what they do is what they view as research like what if they're looking at us through a prism of Their world so there's things that they don't understand about what we do, why we do them, and what our things are. And that instead of a direct, oh, we're experimenting on these cattle,

that's why we're doing it, it's just, that's their version of either, like, that's what appears to us after they're done with whatever the hell it is that they're doing. This is all saying that this is true. Why is it only cows and not horses and stuff? Don't know. to us after they're done with whatever the hell it is that they're doing. This is all saying that this is true. Why is it only cows and not horses and stuff? Don't know.

Why is it they're not taking dogs and not taking pigs? No, it's very interesting. We don't know. They're not finding people like this either. They do. Not with no fucking dicks and no blood in their bodies. Not in, I mean, not in this economy. But later on, like you can find out,

it's more they get scooped, people get scooped barks taken out, they get implants puttin' in, they get people have had their babies sucked out of them, they said, or they showed up miraculously pregnant, and they got babies kinda removed from them, that's a good thing that happens, they get their titty sucked,

they get their buttholes reamed, quite often, a lot of times they'll have a filament shoved up their penis through your urethra to make them cum, and they get super hard to the point where it Hurts and they come up against their will. Do you find that to be? Assault yes. Well, isn't it science if an aliens doing it? Well as the 43 macaques that fucking escaped from the research facility Yeah, I think that we just talked about these fucking monkeys. I'm just saying, it's the same thing.

Before we get into the monkeys, I have more questions from Alien Investigation Alien. There was a battle in Brazil? Well the Colares UFO flap that happened in the early 1970s. Flew out of the ocean and started shooting people with laser beams? They do have USOs. This is a very specific style of UFO that we don't really see in any other country besides Brazil Which is the aggressive UFO? They're saying they're in the fucking Gulf of Mexico and off the coast of California as well Oh, yeah, that's where we see them pop up, but they don't zap us

They only zap the South Americans we cover this in the dangerous UFOs of Brazil episode that we did in 2020 but they talked a lot of this a Brazil episode that we did in 2020, but they talked a lot of this, a, it's an aggressive form of UFO phenomenon that attacks people. And we don't know why it is specifically only to Brazil, but there has been lots and lots of stories. It does remind one of the stories of the fairy folk and the very, and the people that take like and would steal people and move it. Cause like there was the famous

story of someone that got pulled up by one of these and dropped and then another one got zapped by one of them and then we got gassed by one of them. Yeah. And so if this is happening and they're in the water, are we going to look for them or we just there's no funding for that? Like are there submarines like looking for the underground alien? I don't think you understand Eddie what's going on in our country right now and how we can't focus on this story is because do you know that they're turning little boys

into girls in kindergarten? In kindergarten. On purpose. Well, yes. Bullboys go into kindergarten, they do surgery on their little penises, and they turn them into innies, they turn them into pussies, all right? So that they go vote for Kamala. And that's what we have to work on right now

versus your petty little, oh, there's UFOs in the ocean. I'm just curious, don't we wanna know? Do we know? Do you think we actually know? I actually think that what we're seeing is the main issue is that? The USO the unidentified submerged object. Yeah, not so not the you that the USO that I know and no no No, not the real one is that the USOs are

Where we think this shit comes from there is if there is a physical version of the UFO Phenomena that is based on the planet Earth So let's say that's another stripe of it. I believe with the phenomena that it's all of it, right? Let's just say you could say all it could be a any of it And so one of the theories is that there is a base on Earth That shoots these things out and one of them says again the middle Pacific Ocean essentially in that they pop up Which is what we see there was a recent piece of footage I want to say was on one of the investigating aliens episodes

I haven't gotten to yet where you see this amorphous blob that looks sort of like a Physical flare leave the water it pops up out of the water hovers and goes back in and plays around with it Like it's a fucking dolphin. Very interesting. Yeah. And there's a lot of people talk about these coming up from the top. Yeah, 80% of the oceans remain unexplored.

Of course. We don't know it's out there. Yeah, it's most of the world. But that is the kind of the theory. Can we stop looking at the Titanic for two seconds? And go. You got to make sure it's there, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, it's not going anywhere make sure that it is

It's calling to be there they're fucking the aliens are next to Hawaii You don't everyone do themselves a favor and go find the fucking aliens hang out in Hawaii while you're doing it, dude We got to James Cameron is right now at the Titanic. What is this problem? I think he's taking zooms from there Now at the Titanic. What is this problem? I think he's taking zooms from there Avatars are stupid. They are stupid. They are fucking Stupid I really hate those movies Avatar 5 is gonna I just remember how bad avatar 2 was I can't He stole from himself like every movie that he's ever done was in avatar 2 I Hate it avatar 2 I hate it. Avatar 2.

I hated it so much. Would you think it's Avatar 2? Can we say that yet? Hey, yeah. Yeah. Avatar 2 is OK. I think that, you know what? In 2024, yeah.

Yeah, we're back, right? We're back in that way. We're back in Avatar 2. You can say that. Yeah, you can say that. Thank you. Yeah, because what else would it be? Yeah.

And you know what? If you write in and say, I can't say that, it doesn't matter because it's well, so would it be yeah, and you know what if you write in and say I can't say that It doesn't matter cuz Henry's my boss. Yep My boss nobody nobody nobody nobody there. I can't blame anybody. It's just me Well, if you want to hear great stuff like this come to the show November 23rd, we got a big show at the in hump up in Humboldt come on the teal community center We're still selling tickets. We got Billy Wayne Davis is hosting He's gonna do a big fat set and then we're gonna come do a full side stories and then hang out with Billy afterwards

Oh, yeah, and then we're gonna we're gonna hit up that town. We're gonna fucking paint it green Paint it brown. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna be a new man. I'm gonna be so happy when I'm up there I've always wanted to so much trees. I've never seen the big trees. I wanna see the big trees so bad. And then on December 21st, Classy Night Out Christmas, baby. Come on, we're gonna have a really, really good time. It's at the Masonic Lodge here in Los Angeles. We're gonna have-

Tickets are on sale today. Yes, and we're having a lot of different variety acts in there. It's not just comedy. Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of people from the network and then we're gonna have some interesting acts as well. It's gonna be not just comedy. Yeah, we're going to have a lot of people from the network, and then we're going to have some interesting acts as well. It's going to be a great show. Make sure you check it out.

And of course, we got our whole new tour for Last Podcast on the left. We got a bunch of new shit. Come and see the New York show. Yeah, that's going to be great. Please come down. It's going to be fun. Honestly, we already sold a lot of tickets.

And then the one I've never, you know, I've never been to Atlanta. I've only been to Atlanta once for a Tom Petty concert. And showed up almost got arrested and then went right back to Tallahassee You're gonna have a great time. And so I can't I've never been to Atlanta. I'm very excited. I need good town Yeah, we're gonna go to the varsity because that's what people tell me. No, no, no, they have better hot dogs somewhere We're not getting hot dogs. I'm not gonna hot dogs. No No, well, we get peanuts. No, what do you mean? We're gonna get real food like what good stuff? Hey a whole list you're being mysterious. I am I'm take you out. I'm gonna show you around

There's a lot of stuff to get oh, I might take you to Holman and Finch just to get some parts Oh, what's that? Holman and Finch is one of my favorite restaurants in the country. What are the parts all sorts of innards? Oh really? Yeah, you know, I like my middle meats. Yeah, we'll get some minnards Oh, yeah, we got a lot of now that we can't trust boars head anymore. No boars heads out Yeah, as far as liverwurst goes anyway, but you know what's on the menu monkey That's right, that's what that strippers gonna say a Tootsie's birthday party She's biting my cock Huge every amazing as long as her horn doesn't touch it Now this is a pretty slow week

Because there was a thing called an erection. Yeah. Yes. Thank you Eddie. I got an erection He did and you know this week only and we had to make sure his wife showed up. We had to call her in. She was in Ohio. Yeah. You know what's good is because he won, there won't be any insurectal dysfunction. Insurectal dysfunction. Does that pun work?

As like going after the Capitol building? Insurectal dysfunction. Eddie, I'm so tired. I couldn't care less. You couldn't care less? That is a fucking good pun. Yeah. I couldn't care less. You couldn't care less. That is a fucking good pun Yeah, if you think that's a good pun, I want you to write in at a brighter side The brighter side at gmail.com This is a story about freedom a man big The thing is, is that yeah, people are upset now, but you're going to be upset a lot more

later on. Monkey see, monkey go. They're out there, dog. This is in South Carolina. Fuck that state. Yeah. A worn residence to lock their doors and windows after more than 40 monkeys escaped from a research facility.

Now these guys are either they're just gone. There's some TikTok videos of these monkeys out there a research facility. Now these guys are either, they're just gone. There's some TikTok videos of these monkeys out there. They left, they are specifically were brought in. This is also one of these weird things that kind of make me sick is because obviously they got to try to find these guys because they're going to be biting people, but they're goofies.

They're young. They're cute. They're cute young ones. They're all like six, seven pounds. And they're extremely social and they're supposed to be very friendly. And the whole point of them, I guess, they said the reason why they even brought them in to be tested upon is It was for it was for non-human primate products and bio research services

Yeah, the alpha Genesis orders as they said they were gonna be working on alpha Genesis incorporated I'm on their website right now. They're primate research specialists working on. Alpha Genesis Incorporated, I'm on their website right now, they're primate research specialists. Yeah, look at that. Oh wow, look at that. And they said the the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed in a statement that the monkeys were previously living on Morgan Island as free-range monkeys, so just live in their life, having a nice time. And they were brought to the Alpha Genesis facility, which just sounds really friendly and fun. Alpha Genesis Incorporated provides the highest quality non-human primate products and bio

research services worldwide. What does that even mean? Is that like giving them like hats and shoes and clothes? I have no idea. With a client base that extends across North America, Europe, and Asia, we are dedicated to providing only the best and most cost effective primate research and development support to the scientific community. You know what I don't like in there? The word cost effective.

Seems like that, I feel like if I was a monkey, I wouldn't want to hear that. Maybe we should go over certain cutting costs. They said they were supposed to be there to be conditioned to be around people. So they got exactly what they wanted. There's now 13 still at large and these monkeys They're cute as hell and Rob did bring up a thing right before is that I will find it interesting to see if there are any

Cryptid reports from here on out from the forests of South Carolina Because these macaques are out there causing a lot of you know They're causing a kerfluffle and people are gonna go look and they're gonna see a little monkey on there You know, you got a couple of shots of ripple and people are going to go look and they're going to see a little monkey up there. I don't know. You got a couple of shots of Ripple and you're going to turn and do a Bigfoot. Yeah. I don't know if they're going to make it through the winter though. You know, it gets cold in South Carolina.

No, they'll die by suicide. There's a bunch of monkeys that got loose in Davie, Florida. And you see people in Florida have seen them a couple of times. A couple of my friends where they saw them. I've never seen them, but the rumor is how they got loose was, well, there were two incidents. Hurricane Andrew fucking destroyed Monkey Jungle. And then also, when they were filming,

this is a rumor, I don't know how true this is, but I love spreading it, is when they were filming Tarzan in the 50s, at the end of the movie, they just let all the monkeys go. Tracks. I believe that. I more than believe that I think that I fire if you were a real ally right now what I do is if you see one of these macaques by the highway

Drive them down to Florida. It's yeah Just drive them down to Florida man. Just drop just drop them out man Just like like just let them go down because because guess who deserves it in Florida Go drop off all of these monkeys anything lives down there everything lives That's why all your grandparents are there because they're trying to live there for some reason Yeah, so just know that we're all going down there. Just send all the macaques down there. Let him good Like there's no reason for them to not you got to enjoy Python something. They got to enjoy Miami. That's right All right, let him go out there. they're cute as hell if you had get one

yeah a couple of them I don't think that's just say this like we a little bit of an update in the story of peanut the squirrel is that I did get an insider information from somebody that doesn't want to be revealed that said that essentially they didn't have a bunch of permits and they needed to have which is kind of led to the it wasn't the only fans Karen thing necessarily. That just as I quest for him, they definitely needed more permits for that. But you know, like I, as much as it's against every single regulation, scoop up that macaque, take it home. Cause it's 2024 and the rules don't matter. Yeah, man. Free this motherfucker. It's, you don't want to go back to goddamn...

I mean, they're going to bite the living fuck out of you, and they're going to eat one of your kids' face or bite one of their ears off, but what do you care? Yeah. Yeah, because you like the chaos. You just get the cappuccino and put it in your house. I can't believe that they have a place called Alpha Genesis Incorporated in South Carolina.

My vet father-in-law, veterinarian, said that there has never been a squirrel with rabies. This is what I was reading about too. They said that apparently it is not, I guess, impossible for a squirrel to get rabies maybe, but there's very little of it. Yeah, he said he's never even heard of it all his years. I wonder why. Because they're quick. They're little of it. Yeah, he said he's never even heard of it all his years. I wonder why. Because they're quick.

Plumby, a lot of things are quick. Also, if you're curious about jobs at Alpha Genesis Incorporated, they're hiring, I'm looking at their job opportunities. They're currently hiring a new animal care manager. I wonder why. I wonder why. I wonder why, yeah.

Wow. You see here, right here, apparently squirt they still they can get rabies, but it's very rare. Mmm Very very rare. You got to be careful with that. So, I mean, I don't think these monkeys they're there. They're I can't Just let them be free they are gonna be now you got to go get them I don't know what they do to these poor guys But then I did read read about to is that to get that is also what's really sad about Rabies testing is they do have to kill the animal to do it. Yes only brain tissue. Yeah. No, they have to find Yeah, they but why how come they don't have to kill us to find out if we have rabies because we're on Apparently once you're already doing that you're dead. Yes. I mean no one, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh needle right in your fucking stuff. That's how you did it. My mom had to get one. They were horrible. Really? Yes. Why did she get one? She got bit by a dog as a kid. Oh, okay. I was gonna say she bit by her father. He was just a boomer. Can't be upset with him. Now, this is another, talk about

being upset with the father. This is a story in this day and age I find extremely inspiring. This is a story in this day and age I find extremely inspiring and This guy gets it Ryan Borgward The what's that? Missing father of three fake this disappearance and a kayak accident and he flood to your oh, yeah. No, this guy is Awesome. I had no idea Uzbekistan was in Europe You know what? I didn't either

every day we learn stuff every day on this show so this was on August 12th around 532 local time deputies initially responded to a missing persons call and they went looking for this guy Ryan Borgwart yeah and they went to go with his vehicle trailer were found later, parked in the area of Dodge Memorial Park. And his last known location was the Green Lake. Certainly dodging his family. Yeah, yeah, dude.

He missed me with that. And I mean, having responsibilities. Around an hour after the alarm was first raised, authorities found a capsized kayak in the western part of the lake in an area where the water is around 220 feet deep it was that easy they found his the fisherman found his fishing rod His tackle box was found he found his wallet his keys and then they were like well He must be dead right during the news conference

They realized that on August 24th a team of experienced divers and search dogs were brought in to help look for Barnwart. He has three kids. And they could not find anything. But on August 7th, Sheriff Brutal said, he met with his team and they decided the search had to go in a different direction. They were trying to go find the different areas. And now they're pretty fucking certain that he is gone because his report because that was the thing they dealt further Borgwort had reported his passport missing and obtained a replacement on May 22nd before all of this happened Okay, so I mean what in May 22nd to August isn't it's not closed. Oh, yes. Oh, yes I feel like that's you know some of this stuff. I mean like he could be at the bottom of this lake

But he was communicating with a woman and he was back to stand ahead of his vanishing and he Taken out a three hundred seventy five thousand dollar life insurance policy in January That's what the thing is that it got paid out and then he left town We left out or somehow we got this money or I think it was for his family. Yes Yeah, so they have something when he leaves I guess you just went to side to go be with this Uzbekistan woman which is just gotta be she's just got a fucking tight-ass crush and she knows how to suck that clear is she really opposite don't they always want

to come here isn't it the whole thing you know what happens a lot of times is that what he'll do is he'll lie to the woman Saying I'm gonna bring you to America once I get over there to kind of help you and do stuff And then he gets over there and he goes well if I'm hiding from my family Yeah, and then he has a bunch of American money and it's fun Interesting I've heard that Uzbekistan is surprisingly welcoming really yeah Like if you go over there the you'll be walking around and people are like, come over for dinner. It's kind of like that.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Families like welcoming you into their houses and stuff. Sounds lovely. That's what I've heard. I don't know if it's true or not, but it seems... I've never been to, I can't even, I don't, to be honest, I'm looking at even on this map

that you're showing and I don't know where that is. Yeah. Is that the bottom of Europe? People Magazine. Or is that in the Middle East? Is that Europe or the Middle East? Oh my god. We're fucking stupid. It's Asia. No, it's Europe Fucking stupid yeah, the two of us are the dumbest fucks I'm sorry I haven't learned about Uzbekistan none of us know you and me. It's not just you buddy I don't know a fucking thing about maps. Yeah, I don't learned about Uzbekistan yet. None of us know. You and me. It's not just you, buddy. I don't know a fucking thing about maps.

Yeah. I don't know where stuff is. And I don't care. There you go. That's what I've been waiting for. Guess what, man. That's what I wanted. You know why?

If I need to know, look it up. I'm going to go to the bathroom and take a two-zbeka-stan. That's it? Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. That's a shit. The sheriff is pleading It says Ryan if you're viewing this I plead with you contact us or contact your family

Well, he's sitting there enjoying his camel milk being like I'm not going back to fucking America. I got it all here I got nothing but aluminum foil mines and and delicious snarch And then I get sitting here with my beautiful one-eyed wife that I got saved from whatever Local skirmish is going on. I think that they're beautiful over there. I sure I hope good. I know they are yeah So this guy, you know someone who gets it at least I Want to do this guy's plan He also lazily faked his own death. Yeah, if he did now they're going you could end up dead It was on a kayak. It was exercising. Yeah, but he just like flipped it over and he says oopsie

You got out of there I mean seems like he did a lot of work if he no he didn't if he did do a lot of work what he Would have done is taken move done. We talked about this with the Kruger's If he did do a lot of work, what he would have done is taken what we've done. We talked about this with the Krugerstorp cult. They did a lot of work. He would take a man of another race, he would strip as much skin off of his face than he could, he would set him on fire inside of the kayak and then push it over the fucking side.

That's what you do. There's no corpse. What needs is, what we need here is a corpse. What if this is like an elaborate advertisement for kayak. comms travel agency Take a trip all the way from your family That would be big. I honestly that'd be huge for kayaks What a good way to just like to like a kayak is a key to not be a father anymore. Yeah, sign me up

so my favorite story this week is a Labradoodle has helped solve its owners murder. That's what it said. It's owners murder I thought it said labradoodle help solve its own murder. No The living fuck What in the living fuck is this article about? Like, what does that even mean? Texas woman Mandy Rose Reynolds was murdered by a very bad man, prosecutors say, but her very good dog helped her catch the killer.

How'd he do it? The dog, a Labradoodle named Titan, was found at the site in Robeson, Texas, where Reynolds' body was found burned beyond recognition in April of last year. The dog barked frantically at officers and refused to leave the area of the body, but also refused to allow police to capture it. A citizen found the dog at the same spot the next day, called Animal Control, who determined

that Titan was micro-tripped and belonged to Reynolds. Police went to Reynolds' home and discovered that all of the 26-year-old's possessions had been removed. They tracked her Honda Accord to Wichita, Kansas, where her cousin, 29-year-old Derek Dagonalt, who knows, was arrested after a high-speed chase. Investigators determined that he shot Reynolds before burning her body in a plastic container. He was sentenced to life in prison last week. In the keys of this case were the heroic dog named Titan and extraordinarily cooperation

between law enforcement agencies and multiple jurisdictions and states. The jury deliberated for around 40 minutes before sentencing him to life after the trial. Culver said that Dagonaut did to Reynolds, shooting her in the head and driving her body to McLennan County and setting her on fire like a piece of trash was enough to justify the life sentence. Dude, it's Scooby Doo!

I know, and Labradoodles are supposed to be stupid. And Labradoodles are actually bad for dogs, too They're bad because of the genetic manipulation that they that they've had over all the man who invented labradoodles says he regrets it Yeah, sure, whatever but at the same time they're cute And they're you know hyper-hyper allogenic well, this is a thing so you know people want a big dog But they don't want a fucking poodle. What do you do? I don't know. Labradoodle.

Labradoodle. But you go, so the dog refused to be captured and then just took them back to the victim's home? It just kept going to where the body was burned because like apparently I guess it saw it. Traumatized. Yeah. And so it kept going to the place where they found the body and then they found out when they chipped the dog

That it was hers and then when they went to her apartment she was missing and then they put two and two together That's what it is. They couldn't identify the body. Yes, so the dog identified the body the dog Well, the dog didn't solve the crime, but no dog was a witness and then he told everybody Titan was a good boy guy. That was a good boy. Guy, that was a good boy. And so he's been sent to be destroyed or? Actually, I think he's gonna be stripping for Tootsie this week. Whoa, yes, we gotta get him.

We're gonna shave him and jerk him off in front of my little girl Tootsie. Come on, let Tootsie have a thrill. You think that Tootsie gets horny anymore? I don't think so. But sometimes she gets Randy with Rambo a little bit and then jumps on him and kind of attacks him a little bit. That's disgusting.

And he just sits there and he's like, what is this? That's her brother. I mean, her nephew probably, if you really want to get into it. Yeah, sure. My sister. I still find it disgusting. Yeah.

In that way, I find it disgusting. There's another man who doesn't find stuff like that disgusting. No. Fly from your doesn't find stuff like that disgusting. No. Fly from your grave. I've been talking about this for years. It is now, it is getting, Jackie technically started it on page seven,

but it continues to go. And now it's out there, man. Tom Cruise has sex with whole uncut fish. And I would not be surprised. You know everybody's been joking about this for a long time. Well he fucks their bellies. Yeah, but they're gutted though. He buys them at a store.

Yeah, and they got holes in them to be fucked. And so he does this and a part of the, like it's everywhere now, it's now out on the internet. It's funny now because I've been saying it for fun in games and it's fun to do this towards a mega celebrity who can't really even fight all the various whack-a-mole things that are said about them at all times. But with the P-Deddy stuff, I actually kind of even wonder if this is kind of some of the stuff he has.

Because they talk about what he has on all of these various hard drives. He has all this dirt on everybody. So we'll see if this is one of them. But at first, you're like, oh, you know, what a silly thing. But then you look at it and you're like, no, people are selling pictures. And this is a guy, one of them. It's a guy named Hamid Faris, 44.

And this is in London town. Well, before we go into this story, which is Perfect for side stories um Tom. I'm gonna go back to the Tom Cruise thing for two seconds. Yes, morally The fish is dead. There's no but this is a moral. This is not morality he buys the dead fish This is not about crimes and victims. This is about behavior. It's not illegal, but It's still like- Frowned upon for sure. I do think, maybe I'm wrong.

Wouldn't he stink? No, he washes right after. And it's just his dick and balls. Well doesn't he do it at the grocery store and they find the fish all mangled in the bathroom, right? Sometimes he also sometimes does it in his limo. And so his limo might smell like it. But I think that he washes, and I think you'd actually be surprised, really good quality whole-color uncut fish

doesn't have that bad of a smell. And then, you know, for the most part, it doesn't really smell. I'm sure he gets the best stuff. He's getting good stuff, whatever he's getting. And it's something I think that just calms him. I don't even know if it's sexual. I think that he does it to prove how gay he's not

in his own mind, that he's so not gay he could have sex with a fish. Oh, okay. But that's not how that works either. If you were to fuck a fish, what fish? Can't say a mammal. Can't say a mammal. I'm gonna say salmon. Salmon.

Just straight up. The Pam Anderson of fish. It is, I mean, it's sexy. Well, it's actually an ugly fish in the face. None of them are Attractive some fish are more attractive than other fish. I hate this a salmon Falsett you really when they swim upstream, they lose their skin. I mean this you really think that there are so I mean past your Character on this show. I think that there are large mouth bass is way more attractive than a salmon Absolutely beautiful fish side stories lpotl at gmail.com. Yeah

Well, all right click on this and Rob it says what's the most fuckable fish according to X? Or like a Sponge would be a good fuck or sea cucumber, that'd be a good fuck. What is it showing? Oh, it's just a bit. You got it, oh yeah, you got got. You got got. You just fucking bit my ass.

It's just some dude in the ocean with his shirt off. You know what I fuck? It's a pretty funny bit though. Starfish. Starfish, really? Jellyfish? Wow, salmon's up there. How is jellyfish?

Because they think that you can ball it up even though it'll poison you. So is bass, by the way. But striped bass, not largemouth. Striped bass? Yeah. I guess maybe it's the same thing. I don't know. I don't think so. Yes. Yeah, probably.

Alright, so Hamad Faris... He has a bunch of pictures of it. And he was found with it. He was a charity volunteer. They called it extreme porn and I call it What are you gonna call it Noah's porn This is Noah's porn yes, I'd have in his daughters in there, right They showed adults having sex with live animals a court heard but how do you know as a picture? Helmut Forrest was sent five sickening bestiality

images by his so-called friend Now North Staffordshire doesn't sent up heard the pictures betrayed a person having to cause with live animal They included a fish chicken dog and monkey the car was told there's five pictures. So one of those animals was featured twice picture so one of those animals was featured twice popular now they said that a he says a friend sent me these and I don't know what and he thought it was disgusting but everyone else and they told on him yes he said when they were first sent to him he said this is disgusting I can't even believe that you would send me a video of a man and a fish saved a photo file I can't believe that you would do that, right?

He does not remember receiving the images according to him You can only assume they were sent by the same person and they were not downloaded by him They were sent by someone else now I don't think that it helps but the fact that there are you know what it wasn't for so long Everyone's like, oh no one's having sex with fish. No one's having sex with fish. They definitely are Having sex with the fish yes in Australia. Yes, we did if you had we saw that does that mean we are in trouble We definitely When we emailed it to each other is that not worse no it was on worse? No, it was on the news. This no it was on the news, but still

What if this was on the news then it wouldn't be pictures were on the news and it wouldn't be bad We just want we did all this research to the West Memphis three and all it shows are these horribly mutilated corpses these little boys Man, they really show the fucking pictures of those boys. Yeah, so they really do So yeah, I think we can handle maybe someone having their dick inside of a fish I think that we could maybe handle someone's getting their pussy now by a fish I'd rather someone fuck a fish than a person against its will Yeah

When you added the caveat yeah When you finally said the thing that made it not a disturbing sentence I can agree with you sure No, yeah up until then I still prefer watching a human What is this picture Rob? It's a car. Oh, it's a carps vagina or carps mouth. Oh, it's his mouth. Mmm. Yeah I guess yeah, you could really you can really go to town on that one You can be a real fucking no teeth in there, huh? No, man, you could know they're pulled back You can be real Dennis Rodman on that thing. No teeth. Yeah, you could slippity slam that thing fucking teach you to lessen or do

Yeah carp smart fish Not if it fucking finds out that it's fucking mouth super fuckable than it's gonna be dead dead smart fish Unless it's gonna be rich Well, it's more the reason why you even wanted to talk about the story is just the fact that we haven't talked about Humans fucking animals in a minute and I used to mom and I just think that with the current election season we're allowed Yeah, I think we can come back and talk a little bit But it's more this is the news that we got this this is the news we received this week. I Just think that it's more common than we thought it was and that that people taking pictures of them fucking a fish

is like way more common than we thought it was. But is it weird to say, this might get me in trouble. Sure. But for some reason in my mind, when I'm thinking bestiality, like if you're fucking a fish, Rob, don't look at me. When you're fucking a fish, like, is it really for pleasure?

How ugly a salmon is? Tell me that's not a fucking hideous fish. I'm just so happy that it was just a fish. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know what you were going to look up. But for some reason for me, when it's man on fish, it doesn't feel like VCL-ity. But I know it is. It is.

Yeah. But it doesn't feel like it. Is it because they're cold-blooded? I think there's something about a fish that's, like, way less relatable. Oh, yeah, I mean- Like a big fish? You can't really talk to them. Well, no. And they don't know that you're there, really.

And I don't think that a fish gets- SideStoriesLPOTL.gmail.com. Does a fish get traumatized if you fuck its mouth? You can train a fish. To suck dick? No,. I mean to take treats To suck dick. I mean what I'm asking right here. Yeah, anything could take treats. They're small All right, can it take a fucking dick in its mouth? Look at this and survive All right Look at this video I got here and you tell me if fish could take take I just almost made the stream

But this guy here he just feeds these catfish with a spoon and they just come and they find him and they love you Yeah, but he easily could just put his dick in one of these fishes mouths. Yeah, but they'll start He's straight enough to fucking clamp down on I don't think it's gonna be Surrounded by these things and he's like petting them. It's really weird. Yeah, that is strange He definitely has a full on why is he feeding catfish from the spoon? Well, cuz he used to be a fisherman, but he was bad at it. And so now he just feeds them So we just make some congregate. I used to be a fisherman, but now I'm just a fish party promoter. Yeah That's all I do

He's a friend of the fish. He strokes him, he grabs him, he hugs him. Oh yeah, he's hugging him. They don't know they're being hugged. They're thrashing around. Fish don't know what's happening, man. Look, he's kissing. He kissed it! He kissed it! He kissed it on the mouth! He kissed it! I told you! He is grooming these fish. This is where this begins.

This is where this begins. This is catfish grooming. These fish are getting catfish They don't understand that they're gonna all be raped by this man Rob. You found them I wasn't you know, how did you find that spoon feeding a catfish? Yeah, this man is literally grooming the fish. Yeah, he loves them Yeah, he's like fucking God. What's his name from Penn State? Jerry Sandusky These aren't poor fish Fucking god, what's his name from Penn State? Jerry said doskey Poor fish

Jerry said fishy this is the show now folks This is what we're doing now, this is the longest coverage we've done on a story all day. This is it We've done a story all day. This is it I could always be like this. We're talking about people start killing their families again. These are issues. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna Okay, we're gonna have a family All of the horrible people had a great week. They didn't kill their families this way. We're so yeah We kill families again, everything will be fine Yeah, the horror people people were too busy celebrating last week to make news for this week Oh, yeah, they're gonna be back

They're gonna be back and they're gonna we're gonna have it all be horrible again, and it's already been It's already we didn't talk about the man accused of attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction destroy Nashville energy facility But that was just cuz he didn't get it. Yeah, and you know, we all hate a failure Everyone's got a plan everybody's got a follow through makes the news He was trying to blow up a bunch of this guy Skyler Philippi a real skim ity toilet fucking moron Brackley headed piece of shit zoomer. Oh, yeah He went out there and he wanted to attack a bunch of national substations using drones with the explosives attached to him But again much like most of the most,

some of the people in his generation, he fucked it up. Yeah. And so he did not do it well. He's arrested. He's going to go to jail forever. How about speaking to young people, having, you know, weird things happening to them. Mattel accidentally puts a porn website

on the Barbie packaging for the wicked movie. These guys fucking deserve whatever happens to them. This Wicked movie can suck my fucking dick. I'm actually very excited to see it. Good. I'm glad you want to see it. Why would you not want to see it? Have you listened to Wicked? I have never heard it, no. I've never seen it live.

Sucks! People love it! Yeah, sure. People love it. Yeah, sure people love Donald Trump, man I went and saw back to the future the musical this week That was really bad. Yeah, I bet it was really bad all of these music None of these good guys don't there's no reason to make at least wicked is an original Today I'm being grumpy. It's fine. It's just not for me. I like also Ariana Grande sucks It's fine. It's just not for me. I like also Grande socks focus on she's a book alum. She book. I love you, Ariana socks

She's great, is that a real name the other wicked witch She's a great actor. She's great. She is great. We'll see how that goes But yeah, they are accidentally put wicked calm and for those of us are from the 90s into the early 2000s We know wicked calm is has nothing to do with the movie wicked movie calm is what they were supposed to do but instead they put wicked calm on a bunch of boxes for Mattel and Just sound like it just took them all to the straight-up crazy hardcore porn and they should actually deal with it At least they didn't go to evil angel.com. Can we go to wicked.com real quick? Yeah I want to see I want to see what the I see what to see what the kids are looking at these days

Well, do they take it down? Oh No, good. That's the work the work firewall saying why? All right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah See, there's no titties though. No, there's no titties on this front. There's nothing It's just an advertisement for porn. They didn't actually go straight to porn these people actually, you know, they sell porn you Even that bad even that bad. This is really not even that bad of a way You have to buy it in order to see it it's more just the terminology that they would have to have their parents explain like just the tip and

Where the where the where my bussy is? It's in the back. They have this other thing called the home. Yeah, the hunger fucking games or whatever It's like yeah, Vantasia. They don't know what this is. Yeah. Yeah Why is she the talk of the town because she gapes but the kids don't know that they don't put that on the cover Sunny gold melons. Yeah, they love curves So do a lot of people people the circles curves and apples curve This doesn't this site doesn't show anything worse than a JC penny count It really doesn't not jerked off to JC pen and catalogs dirtier than this. Yeah, absolutely

Physically dirtier. Well when you start doing the collage work yourself and glue in the breasts from you know You take them from somewhere else I Don't like her feet I'm gonna use the other woman's feet I'm gonna cut her feet off I'm gonna put the other woman's feet on I hate her head I'm gonna cut her fucking head off

I think this is good people should be paying for porn I do believe that as well I think they should you know if you're gonna watch it obviously you don't want to you know get caught with your credit card receipts Or whatever what doesn't matter yeah But the fuck gonna matter if you got caught with your credit card receipt to do a fucking legit porn site It's it's but I feel like it's better if you can Buy it you know it's safer for the for the actors and the more private goes the more I'll be able to be hidden from

the various Project 2025 stuff that's gonna happen are they really gonna get rid of porn? They love porn. They'll try. You think so? They're not allowed to say they like porn. You're telling me Donald Trump don't watch porn. He can't, he doesn't maintain an erection anymore.

I would say that they- Doesn't mean he don't stare at it. No, I think that they would try. I think they're gonna try, but we'll see. Because they just don't understand that it's in the plan. So now we're just looking at pornography Yeah, now analysis now. Yeah, Rob is just looking at when you google with wicked dot-com

Image search it with the safe search off then you see fake breasts I will say I do like a nice mature woman and they lead with them. You certainly aren't young star They could be Rob's algorithm. Yeah, it's gonna be it. I don't know. It's probably it is quite possibly We shall see Edward. Yeah, we shall see where the nation continue to masturbate Yes, but will they do it on the solemn watchful eye of their Mac screen? Yes, real quick as quick shout out to Hvaldamir the the Beluga remember we talked about him on the show Oh, yes, long ago cuz he died he choked on a stick and he died

Yep, cuz he was a spy from Russia and then he ate a stick and he liked them any dad Oh, he's got a doc. So congrats. I can't wait to watch your doc. We'll see I'm very excited It's if it's you know, it's one of those. Yeah, I hopefully it really does reveal all of their sexual allegations I Don't know what else they're really gonna go at. I don't know what I don't know what else they're really going to go at. I don't know what the guy don't know what we're coming for on Hvalda. Mayor's of all the mayor going to get canceled. It doesn't matter.

He's already Russian spy and people like him. So I don't think he can get canceled. People love Russian spies. They love them. We just they are they're fun. Yeah, we just elected one to be president. They're sexy. You know, you like a oh secrets to the spy. Well, yeah, well can't, we just elected one to be president. They're sexy, you know? You're like a, oh, Secrets of the Spy Whale.

Yep. Well, he's not, I don't know what his secrets are. He's a whale, so. I don't really know what he was gonna say in the first place and what he even knew, and now he choked on a stick. I can't wait to watch it. No, oh, yeah, I can't wait to watch it. I like all different characters of Whales.

So go and check us out. We gotta live every day knowing that you never knew what was coming anyway Oh, and you know love that for yourself and you're gonna laugh your way all the way to the nuthouse of the fucking emergency room Not only you can do It's great this has been a perfect We'll be back. We're going to have more of these episodes. There'll be, yeah.

Something will happen this week. Oh, no. We're going to have a bunch of stuff. We technically still talked about a lot of stuff. No, I mean, this was news. Yeah. And we pulled it from news sites. We did our research.

I read the article. I'm on Newser. Yeah, we saw stuff. We could talk about nothing. But we didn't. Sure. I think it's because we're good. Go to LastPodGuessonL left. I come see us live, please

We have so many fun shows coming up and we are really honestly we're having so much fucking fun And yes all great so go check that out. Yes. We're coming to the Wiltern last week we are coming to Brooklyn it's still the website. We're coming. We're coming to Brooklyn on December 7th at King's Theatre, Atlanta January 11th the Coca-Cola Roxy we are coming to Grand Prairie, Texas that's Dallas at the Texas Trust CU theater on February 22nd March 14th We are coming for you Nashville at the Ryman Auditorium can't wait. I can't wait for that. We should really, I'm telling you now, I want to do a Knoxville show attached to that. But we're going to work on it. Let's work on it,

please. If you're in the Knoxville area with a big theater, you let us know. Detroit, Michigan, the Masonic, April 18th, two days before 420. Yeah, we're going to be there. We're going to have a lot of fun. And so and so we are gonna have a just know Probably bring our own weed to Detroit. Don't they sell it there? Oh, yeah, but it's kind of you know We get there. They gotta get there. I got a feeling Detroit's got some fucking cush You know who we can buy someone show Toronto's got good weed and we're gonna be there on May 3rd It definitely is fine. If someone could please tell me, where's the good ups? Detroit.

Yeah. SideStoriesLPOTLGmail.com because I went to one dispensary and I wasn't super jazzed. In Detroit? Yeah. Oh really? I walked there.

Yeah. And a 45 minute walk from downtown. Well that's why you weren't super jazzed. No, it was great. Once I got there, I'll tell you what, people were shockingly friendly. Like I was walking down the street, I was in the middle of nowhere,

and I started realizing, oh, I shouldn't be doing this, maybe, and there was a barren field, and there was a bush, I mean this, there was a bush and a barren field. Full of barren and bush together? Yes, man, yeah, whoa! And there was a man cartoonishly crouched behind the bush as if he was hiding okay, and he was there at all time And then as I got close to him he popped up and went hi

And I just waved at him. He just went right back behind the bush Detroit nice guy woman spit all over near like she did a kind of vomit spit in front of me from a wheelchair She was like yes to it went I'm sorry all right polite it's better than Seattle honestly it's extremely nice man I mean Detroit's an incredible city of love and strength man free the RoboCop statue they built a RoboCop statue they funded a RoboCop statue I thought it was up and no they didn't they were gonna put it in front of the science museum And then at the last minute like not it's just sitting in the warehouse somewhere seriously Yeah, they're fucking free the statue man. It's gotta go out someplace that fucking awesome

11 feet tall RoboCop statue is just sitting somewhere man We gotta go see that yes. Oh, we go look at it. I know put it at the Masonic Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, someone got access to that Let us know go to LB on TV on twitch twitch.tv slash LB on TV Go see all the twitches we're gonna love stuff on there everything that is on there live then goes on to our YouTube page Go and watch it there Next week we have good pututs coming back for Thanksgiving special. Oh, very nice.

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Valdemir, you know hail until we find out what the this documentary digs up on him So be careful who your heroes are We find out what the this documentary digs up on him. So be careful who your heroes are Well, hail Titan the Labradoodle. Yep looking for a home by the way. Yeah, I'm hoping they don't immediately kill him Yeah, yeah, yeah test them for rabies Toss them in the blender