Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Pee Bono

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week’s weirdest stories and true crime news beginning with Henry’s reaction to the newest UAP leak -  The Immaculate Constellation Program, the UK woman who killed her parents and hid their bodies in “homemade mausoleum” for 4 years, Colorado man with court-ordered ankle bracelet “loses” legs in wood chipper accident, Brazils’s “Josef Fritzl”, and to top it all off - an “exclusive” interview with the man behind the viral “Piss Saga” - filmmaker Derek Milton joins the show to set the record straight on the bizarre true story of Pasadena’s "Piss Bandit".Last Podcast on the Left | LPN | Youtube | Twitch | Instagram | TikTok | X | [e-mail] Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. Yes, yes, it's time to record it, eh? Oh, here's the time again. It's time to record, Eddie. Oh, here's the time again. It's time to record the show, there, Eddie. I'm so scared of all the stories.

You don't got to be scared, Eddie. We're together. You and me together, we keep each other safe there, Eddie. People die in the stories. Yeah, they do, and they do, deservedly. People find their parents in the stories? Yeah they do and sometimes a power needs to be killed and it needs to be hid. Somebody shot a seal? They've got to do it because sometimes a seal is bad.

Oh a guy lost his legs in a woodshipper. Yeah he was just run because he deservedly wasn't working hard enough. Oh god I'm so scared. Don't be. Everything that's supposed to happen will happen to you in spy Yes, it does and it's true. It's only things that are that are good to happen happen Eddie Oh, that's true. Everything's got a lesson to be learned every if it happened everything think it's bad No that it is God's will and that's why it happened It's a test and that you just failed the test by crying

That's right. If you don't like it God will fuck you up It's just nothing we can do about that. No, we could do sorry. He made everything. She made everything. Thank you Yeah, man fucking God's pussy. Yeah God's pussy was no Fucking it's got a halo for a clip. No me no, I want to eat God's pussy's fucking crazy. It's got a halo for a clip. Nummy numb, I wanna eat God's pussy. God smells like a little Debbie. I was meaning to have a conversation with you about the algorithm and how we were supposed to be looking at what we talk about at the top of the show.

I heard God's pussy smells like a Yankee candle. Welcome to Side Stories. I'm your host. I'm gonna start calling them Christmas cookies. I'm your host, Henry Zabrowski, and I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. What else does God's pussy smell like, Eddie? calling them Christmas cookies. I'm your host, Henry Zabrowski. And I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. What else does God's pussy smell like Eddie?

It's Christmas cookies. Hey, I'm glad it smells like something that you can only get once a year pumpkin spice. That's a different style altogether. Yes. How can we stop eating pumpkin after Thanksgiving? I want more Christmas. You want more pumpkin. By the time we get to fuck it. Thanksgiving

I'm pumpkin out more pumpkin for the humpkin. If you know what I mean, no, it's sex. Are you trying to fuck it? Hum? Yeah. Why don't you fucking honestly stick to your hand? You're going to get better results. Well, we already draw a hole in a pumpkin. Okay. No, we know we saw everyone saw American pie, but you have to wait till it cools till it cools and get softer. I agree. Yes I agree and you don't have to come in it because it's already filled with seed see this is great You see and they wonder why we're getting shadow banned But I say we're not getting shadow banned. We're getting Don't get us man. The algorithm doesn't get that what we're doing is the very very peak of banter based

internet comedy kaka Poopy We are fucked We're fucked today. I wanted to start with a cold open on have you heard about the new leak? With the new leak there's a new the immaculate constellation uap program this actually just crossed my desk Really this just in this moment like as I was going through like I tell you something huh you don't have a desk You are revealing a bit too much I like them to think I sit at a big desk,

and I have an in-and-out, you know, like those types of ideas. They like in-tray and an out-tray, and the big tubes where I put my jokes into tubes and they get sucked up. Henry, may I please come in? No, I'm masturbating! Okay. It's for work!

But Immaculate Constellation, I saw as I was going through like my notes and I've forgotten There's a whole new whistleblower a whole new UAP whistleblower scenario going on right now where apparently they have finally released the name of This so-called hidden UFO retrieval program that they've been they've been like I guess hiding and it's called the immaculate constellation program Okay, and they have been saying apparently this is this is the new shit. There's there's some proof This is a report that came out. This is a whistleblower report It cites evidence including allegations against UAP sightings collected by the Pentagon and intelligence documenting firsthand encounters with UAPs Or UFOs that are kept in a very specific database.

This is the database that has not been yet to be revealed. They said that they've been tracking UFO activity since before World War II. Where is the Immaculate Constellation? It's up America's ass. It's in the Pentagon. Oh, it's not in space? No, it's a program. Okay, okay.

It's just called a program called Immaculate Constellation. It sounds too gaudy. They need to get rid of, that's a program. Okay. It's just called the printer program called Immaculate Constellation. It sounds too gaudy. They need to get rid of that's a bad name. I honestly do think they do that to sell it to the evangelical generals. I think that it's all like that is where 4d chess is being played is inside this world. The report also said that it's described it describes various UAPs in detail, including one where orb surrounded an an F-22 and forced it out of its patrol area, and one where the crew of a Navy aircraft saw an orange-red sphere descend from a high altitude, after which they described a sense of unease and feeling as if they had snapped out of a trance. So this, again, the

Pentagon is saying no. There was aro which is the new UAP insider group which stands for all domain anomaly resolution office is saying that there's no such thing as immaculate constellation The everyone else saying there is we really do think that it's it's quite possibly. It's the name of something We just don't know what exactly there it is I mean, it's really starting to have though.. Well, we were saying that they have ultimate proof Well, I saw that private talk with Lou Elizondo Lou Elizondo talked about the stuff that he saw would turn you white where he was like I am white. Yeah Vividly so hey, you're pink. Yeah, I am you and I are pink. Yes. I am more tan than you are. I Seen the pictures. I look weird next to you. Sometimes. What do you mean? You look weird next to me? I'm so tan

You're so lily white. I feel like that you you really overestimate how tan you are I don't know that last picture the three of us in Chicago. It's like I'm a different human That's just because your blood pressure was high. You're all full of salt Especially Chicago. Yes, I'm saying do you think that these guys when they text each other to fool around do they do they text? Your blood pressure was high you're all full of salt Do you think that these guys when they text each other to fool around do they do they text you app you app Throw them out of the discussion. I'm calling the police Beat him up beat the shit while he's asleep. I'm gonna wait till he goes to sleep on the road I'm gonna beat him up in his hotel room, but I'll text back with you app

I'm gonna put soap in a fucking sock and beat him room 203 Really you should look into Don't do this. You should really look into this Eddie the debris does a whole story on this I did this we don't know those are hurt Earth's got a temporary second moon right now. Oh Temporary second moon. We got a fucking roommate right now. I mean we could probably use another moon. I Don't know do we need to make these women more angry? Well, I mean the oceans are rising if it keeps it down I'd say get that second moon. I don't think it's gonna do it. I think it's gonna make the period blood higher I think it's gonna make the oceans higher. I think we need less moon get rid of the moon

We've tried to blow it up. No, we don't want we like the moon. The moon helps us live the moon helps us live But this if you look into this whole thing apparently according to George Knapp and Jeremy Corbell our friends now our friend they were They've gotten supreme death threats over this. This is apparently is a thing they've known for a while This is these words are very specific. I guess this is something that they they're saying that they have something called the dead switch Put in okay. I don't even know what that means. They're like you sound good George Knapp apparently is ready to die But not actually ready, but he's prepared to defend himself Against the US government changes named as name to the George Dirtnap. Whoa, that'd be cool. George Napkins.

But he, but it's going to be, who knows? This could be a big thing. This could be one of the big creaking open the doors of an actual secret program. Cause they're really panicking. And it's just, just show us the fucking thing. No one cares. You know what? You'd actually be surprised. Because they're really panicking. And it's just, just show us the fucking thing. No one cares.

You know what? You'd actually be surprised. I think partially is our US government doesn't want to have anything to do with it. I think that they are Christian, and they are very scared of it, largely. And you'd actually be kind of surprised at how people would handle it.

I do, I'm in your camp, where I think at this point, we kind of, as a society, we're over stuff in three days. Yeah. So we technically could drop that alien news on a Monday and by Thursday it's all going to be like Ariana Grande's got a new haircut. Like it is just going to be like that immediately. They drop it on a Sunday. We won't even remember. We won't even know it's going to happen. So I think that we are edging closer to this but who knows some people could die in the first place I also think that the news is way weirder than we want it to be that it's not aliens from another planet And that it's going to be the hardest part of people understandings people from the future. That's people from the future

That's one that's a big one or that it's interdimensional Which we don't even particularly understand what that means. Or that they are clones. Or that we're the aliens. Like, what if it's that story? We're the fucking, like, there's proof. And then we gotta kill ourselves. No, dude! Because then we take pride.

And we take pride in how much we've taken over the planet. See? Yes. And we are, we are so alien, we are not. Yes. Flip it back around. Wow. Be proud of ourselves.

Octopus. alien or creature? I think that the octopus could be very well be a combination of DNA from another planet that landed here in a meteorite. Oh, and like banged a squid? Yeah. All right. Or went up a squid's pussy. Yeah, we know that.

Sides stories, lpotl at gmail.com. Not really sure of the science on that. Are octopus, squid, pussy, aliens? We'd love to find that.gmail.com. I'm not really sure of the science on that. Our octopus squid pussy aliens. We'd love to find that out for certain. We have updates. The updates that we have are sad. The Diddy allegations just pile and pile and pile. I'm not going to go into them to any extent because it legitimately will not end.

I think now once we get to trial, once this happens, so if he doesn't have some form of deal, which I imagine they are spinning really hard because they're doing a lot of stuff his team has been rolling out pictures of his Families visiting him in jail sad. Yeah, his his mom's got her sad wig on and then they he's been complaining about the food Eddie He's been complaining about the food piece that he's super sad about the food or the food in jail. Yeah, he doesn't like it It's not up to his expectations Which has got to be a bummer for him And then uh that then there was obviously this new set of allegations against Kanye West Which you're going to see how that also plays out because I do believe he was doing some

Inside of that crew who knows we will find out he tried to start a cult and failed And that's the saddest thing of all it's like trying to commit suicide and not doing it all the way Extremely sad one big update also. I found out science it wins Mosquitoes are pollinators. Okay. The reason why we don't destroy mosquitoes is because they are the bee team for when we destroy the bees No, so when the team to the bee? Yes, so when we get rid of the bees finally finally I found one of my house. I was like It listen though, yes Spiders also listen I talked to them all the time

But yes, the mosquitoes will possibly pick up the slack for when the bees are all Henry spilled his soda, and it's all over the floor. That's fine. It's okay It only kind of popped the top of it it there we go. Thank you Rob. Thank you Rob Terry these fucking mosquitoes ruining our goddamn. I'm sorry. I was the bees alive I was Yeah, it also says that eliminating mosquitoes from the food chain would cause complete ecosystem collapse total total chaos We there was someone sent a story about they try to get rid of mosquitoes on this island Because of all the malaria that the mosquitoes were bringing but then and they're making the lizards

hunted out and then they had to bring in cats to go after the rats they were left and now all of a sudden we Got an island covered in cats. Yeah, also don't forget that only the female Mosquitoes suck blood but the male mosquitoes are pollinators, which is why we have to keep them Yeah, exactly and the ladies we they're the they're the blood-sucking leeches Also another forget that hey, we know I'm gonna tell me twice and then we got a look at these another update a lot I got some angry emails about it, but it is true. I was correct. The cartels can cook I didn't think so But they kidnap chefs some people were angry with me for even Considering that the cartels could have delicious foods considering the damage that they do

But I think that when it comes down to it They got to eat good if you're gonna good you're gonna wrestle control from a nation state from a military Yeah, you need to be well fueled. So it's important. So 15 years ago. This guy is a letter I went to visit a friend for New Year's Eve that lived in Guadalajara great time One night she took me out to a local block party, couple hundred people there, bands playing on the limited free street tacos and drinks. We're having a great time. And when I asked her why I was all free, she told me the local cartel outfit would do these

around the holidays to keep local loyalty. Never saw any guns or tough guys. Just people having a great time. And then also listener two, some cartels are actually renowned for their chefs the Arilano Felix cartel based out of Tijuana had a high-ranking member named El Pazolero the stew maker That would cook pozole and he was highly regarded for it. That's a morning stew. You ever had pozole? Never had it. I've heard of it. Sounds great. You should have some pozole. It's good hangover food and morning

Do it's a weird is a weird thing. You should try me on board. Try a morning soup in the morning I like oatmeal. I think we should have some pozole together pozole. We got to go to Mexico City, Mexico City I'll go to I want to go I don't want to go to Tijuana Tijuana has got a guy I don't need to I want to go to Mexico City really bad go city apparently other quartels were so aware of the El posadero that they they were so happy that he didn't they would go and visit him I guess I guess it was one of those things that they would put down their arms In order to eat dinner together in order to break bread and that shows the power of food

He could have poisoned everybody would have been a perfect kill. But then he would not be El Pazolero. Oh, Pazolero. Because the most important thing is the Pozole cannot be corrupted with poisons. Save the violence for outside of the Pozole, my friend. Pazolero! Pazolero! But I feel like that's the issue is that you don't want to put, don't make my food kill people.

No. Pozole should be only for joy and happiness for togetherness. And it makes sense. The mobs graded food. They can be. What are you saying? They're not. Well, I feel like it kind of, I feel like San Marco fell off. Yeah. Oh, we did. Our Williamsburg spot. I feel like that's the thing. The New York, many people got nabbed. The New York mob has lost their food supremacy supremacy Yeah, they really have because Rios are not involved in Rios anymore crazy Rios has got open like now that they have the extra things outside of Rios. Yeah, we have the Vegas Rios They have the Miami Vegas sauce at the grocery store. Yeah, who cares right? So the mobs out of that. They got Rios here

Yeah, which is just like what's the point? Why would I go to Rios here? The whole point is go but then defante's that's my brand. Okay, it seems to be going well All right, but still I don't you see less big fat mean-looking guys there Yeah, they're all reeling in construction now. A lot of them are just straight up just working in construction I think they've all fucking good waste management. They're mostly going legit just because they already have the business You can't or they're living in Staten Island where the honestly hmm, that's where the Italian food is That's a sleeper. Oh, dude. It's amazing. That's asleep and Jersey, which also has a new Jersey's big mob. Hold up Oh, yeah, and I you know and after I eat a bunch of Italian food. I'm a sleeper. Let's go right to bed

You gotta sometimes check him with a mirror To see if he's still alive To see if he's still alive. Oh You're in color you're in color too. We got an update on your oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure Yeah, the ideal P color is light yellow. That's what I'm saying light. Yo, you want a lighter Yeah, you should be shooting for going to the bathroom just now So you can see my highlighter piss that I would fucking rock it out. See that's scary to me, buddy You got to be careful be too. Yeah, you're taking supplements. Yeah. No, I'm juicing Yeah, that's how you bumping that color. Oh god. If you're having brown piss, it's not good buddy

Yeah, if you're having brown piss, you should be making poopoo with your penis. That's right. Not once not even once The kidney stone that's people penis god, I'm so afraid there was another Update on our sheriff story sheriff Mickey Steins Oh murder the judge can we talk about this a little not that but we're gonna talk about how they His number his daughter's number was not saved and the judge's phone. Oh So again, it still gets a little bit more vaguer But we got some inside information that we're not allowed to share which is so crazy really wonderful. I wish I could yes I wish I could sheriff it with you, but it does

Illuminate a little bit more what's really going on, but I imagine that it will have the light I'm not gonna help him All right here we go we got a couple of these let's do I'm a summer stories All right, we got that we got this woman now this woman. This is Virginia McCullough. I feel like we could start with her Yeah, she's a good one. I want to show you this video Eddie now again some of my body cam footage This is a good one because it's from old Great Britain. Mm-hmm. Now this woman is Obviously, I'm say a bit of a handful. Yeah, so from old Great Britain. Now this woman is obviously,

I'm gonna say a bit of a handful. So Virginia McCullough, 36, she is admitted to fatally poisoning her father and placing him in a homemade mausoleum in their apartment, apartment-made mausoleum. And they kept them, she also murdered Lois McCullough, her mother. Mothers goodbye. Her mother, yeah, and they kept them. They also she also murdered Lois McCullough her mother from her mother's good mother Yeah, and they kept them inside of the house

She kept them hidden inside the house their corpses for four years damn stabbed her mother to death in June of 2019 so they both been dead in the house for four years So did she like embalm them somehow or no dude just fucking reek just super gross. What she did was that she She the lady went the last couple days. She ran up all of the parents credit cards took their pension money She mostly bought designer bags designer clothes with it some food. She did but a lot of it is mostly good goods That's what she bought something like a hundred and forty thousand dollars She had taken from them over the year. Oh yeah. 149,697 pounds is what she took from her parents estate. And when they came to get her,

it's wild because you build this whole fantasy world, you know, saying that they were gone. She used COVID. COVID allowed her, bought her a year. Yeah. Cause she had to stay inside. Yeah. So that bought her a year. Yeah, because she had to stay inside. Yeah. So that bought her a year. At least a year, maybe more. Oh yeah. And then she kept saying her parents health and canceling things off with the family. And eventually the family's like, where in the living fuck are these people? So I.

Because we all have Zoom. Oh yeah. Like we could maybe find. So the police finally did a welfare check and they find that she, so she created a cocktail of drugs to poison her parents and she used her father as a guinea pig to kind of finally see it. So she started with him slowly but surely and eventually killed him and then the mother started catching on. So she stabbed to death wrapped her up in a in a until he she did two different things. One was that she her father had a series of bricks from his like

casual brick layer work that he would do in the backyard underneath his bed. She took those bricks, just bricked them up in the room. Oh, so he was bricked in a room. Do you just chill? Do you like do it right with the cement in between the, I don't think she did a lot of attention and detail. I don't think that these were the, I don't think this was the Coliseum. Yeah. I think that she built a little substandard wall that would keep out the smell that's why I was asked but I don't think you need much to keep up the smell of its brick and mortar and then with her mother what she did was wrap her again and again and again in a bunch of

plastic sheeting stuff that in a sleeping bag and put that out like that makes sense because I was curious why they didn't just like melt through the floor because sometimes after people leave like a crime scene They do intend them, but that's depends on the temperature of the house Hearing mean if they're really really hot sometimes that they will dissolve Sometimes they just turn into sort of like paper Okay, mummify themselves over time as they sit there for a long long time But they she just went on her way And she did a very classic that we've

seen a lot of stories of teenagers killing their parents and then partying all night. People doing this, killing their parents, and kind of locked into the denial of reality. She killed her parents and sort of just acted like they never existed. And it doesn't work like that. They look so cute and nerdy, the two of them.

Yes, they really were. They look so cute nerdy the two of them. Yes. They were really were they really were but Well, the reason why I wanted to talk about the story was the arrest video. Okay, because the arrest video is just wild because according to Virginia She knew that this was coming for certain she knew that one day She had parents in her house. She got away with it for a long time. A long time.

So she actually did very well. So you can see right here as they come in. With the tactical guns, not the real gun. Well, they come in, well, you know, in the UK they don't have guns. Yes, yeah, no, they have these weird tasers. They got tasers. The time is 12, 12.

You're under arrest for suspicion of murder. I need to tell you something about what's upstairs on the top floor as well. It's home. Yeah, okay. That's her. Oh, my dad's body's in there. Right, okay. Okay.

Yeah, okay. Obviously I'll just say... What about your mum? A little bit more complicated. Where will we find your mum? Well, possible. Where will we find your mum? Okay, so upstairs there are about five wardrobes.

Yeah. It's behind the bed but back next to the sink. He didn't drink all of them, he only drunk probably about half of two. But yeah when I went in in the morning, this was before my mother, came in and he was gone. I did know that this would kind of come eventually. And it's proper that I serve my punishment. Cheer up, at least you caught the bad guy. Yeah, she hits him with that super cute cheer up. I think you cheer up.

You can't don't worry. I think you've caught the bad guy. Yeah, so she is a heartless person that system. So she did very to a lot of family annihilators, we talk about the financial pressures. So what she did was that she had ran up debt all over her own accounts. And then decided that her parents couldn't handle

the embarrassment of her crimes and what she's done. So then she killed them because of the loss in status But then proceeded to do the same to rob Peter to pay Paul to go and use those credit cards to pay off the old credit Cards same fucking dumb. Why don't you murder someone? I'm not paying off credit cards We mean because it's such a high crime What the fuck do you care about paying off your credit cards? Because you get a lot more attention If you pay them off you don't pay them off then if you have bodies hidden inside of your house you actually I feel like it's Much easier for someone to come knocking some somebody's gonna come poking if you eventually if you don't pay

Yes, versus if you know just not hearing from two elderly people come take your come take your TV and shit. Oh, yeah, they'll show up Yeah, you'll get a bunch of letters at some point. Someone will be angry at you They won't care if you die. So what's gonna happen to her? Oh, she's gonna jail It's gonna do but they get out quickly over there, right? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes She said that I'm going to gave away she get was $21,000 and that's the 21,000 pounds of online gambling too. Really? Oh, yeah very much Her worst crime truly Truly you gotta be careful. She's giving it to the casinos. Oh, man. Well, you know, I'm glad she's going to prison

But man, it's so weird What I don't know. It's just like, why you kill your parents? She must have hated them, right? No, she felt nothing. She felt nothing. They just were, they were obstacles to her financial well-being. Yeah. And she obviously never even tried to get married or anything like that. No, she has no feelings. No, no, no. She's not a, she's not a pleasant woman. She killed her parents. It's just so many better things to do with your time. Oh yeah. The court heard McCullough benefited from oh, yeah, this was the whole thing She made a hundred and forty nine thousand pounds

No A year she spent it all of course she did that's barely enough to survive. No, yeah, that's what I mean You know still that's what she got it for free She got it for free And that's why did she have No, Eddie, this bitch. Unbelievable. Lazy. Why would she need a job? She was fucking dude. She was fucking killing man. There was someone who had a job and it didn't last too long. If you don't mind me. Oh, please. I would like to change subjects here. I got this is a New York post miracle. Colorado worker loses both of his legs in a wood chipper

freak accident 15 minutes into his new job. I just feel that that's extremely fast. Yes. And I think that the idea of it was a loser legs. Yeah, no, they're right there. Why can't they just say chopped his legs off? Changed them into a pile of mush. Why can't the newspaper just say that? Yeah. They were like, he didn't lose his legs. If he lost his legs, we should have a fucking dog team together to go fuck and look for him. All right. So John O'Neill, 33 years old, kind of looks like Rob was fitted with a court ordered ankle monitor. All right. So we had an ankle monitor on. I don't know why you had it. I don't know what's going on.

How did they not gunk up the works of the thrasher? You know, those things are powerful. Wow. They eat whole trees. I think an ankle monitor will be fine. Wow. But the, so the, one of the tree branches he grabbed had like, it was like in the shape of a hook, like a fish hook. Okay. And it got caught on his ankle monitor. And then the, that branch started getting sucked into the wood chipper. Oh my God.

And then he started to get sucked into the wood chipper. No, no, no. Yes. He's screaming. Everyone's coworkers don't hear him because the wood chipper so loud number one. And also they have like protective hearing devices on. Yeah. And so they don't hear him. He, the woodchipper goes up past the knees on both legs. This poor bastard is there not until someone they pulled them out of there as it was sucking, still sucking him in there slowly. Is it not a thing where like they have?

Safety measures where they if something gets caught in the thing I guess it wouldn't know the difference between tree and a body probably not with these guys It definitely not with these guys. Do you think there was no way for there to be some kind of isn't there like a safety release? Hatch well, there was no because I mean this happens like people get caught in wood chippers all the time I remember I was all the time. I mean not all the time, but it definitely happens on farms and stuff. A lot of farming accidents. All right. So here's this crazy story that I have from my past. So I was dating this, this woman who lived on a farm and her, it's a human. I said woman. Okay. Yes. She was, she grew up on a farm and we went back to our hometown

And it was there was a bench in a park and it was like dedicated to Billy whatever now I was like 11. I was like, oh what happened to this kid? She's like, oh, it's actually very sad He was playing hide-and-go-seek with his friends and he hid in the wood chipper and then his father turned on the wood chipper And a shoe flew out. You mean the, yeah. And then it's like a good kind of punch. Oh yeah. So it happens. I know. Oh, I know what happened. I just didn't know what happened that often. Yeah. Also do you know in Fargo they have the wood chipper like the greeting center from the movie and you can, they have like a leg sticking out of it. It's kind of fun. You can take pictures with it, but this guy great attitude He's got to go fund me if you wanna if you want to hook it up his friend George

Safir started to go fund me for him. They're trying to raise $35,000 or up to 32 to kind of get this guy's legs back. You can't get his legs back 10 legs Big steel legs. He needs the Oscar Pistorius once. Oh, man that big steel legs. He needs the, he needs the Oscar pastores once. Oh, maybe who knows what he's going to get? I mean, we've talked to him and see what he wants, but, but go sticks. The whole thing is like this guy fucking the ankle monitors to blame. Yeah. Which is crazy. I know, but you know, at the same time you got to be really careful with what you're saying. He says he's not suing his worker is his job. That's where he's completely wrong.

Well, I think he should sue the people who make the ankle monitors. Ooh, wow. Can we take them down that way? Yeah, I feel like that's, that's what you sue is the fucking government for putting this thing on you and making you work with it. I think that, I mean, what did he do before? We still never clarified what he did we don't know what his crime was I will say that that's I would love to find that out. Yeah before we decide that the ankle monitors the problem

I mean, well, I mean he got the ankle monitor on but you know what he's gonna need now is he's gonna need a fucking Hat. Yeah tells him where people are. Oh, wow. Yeah. He's wow. He's really super proud No, he does seem to have good spirits Say honestly yeah, and I don't I am yes in and wait. I am sort of inspired, but He's almost too. Happy. He's the kind of he reminds me of what's his name's character from office space mm-hmm Where it's almost like the guy jumped to conclusions guy. Yeah, it's a jump to conclusions Matt like I think I jumped to conclusions guy. Yeah, it's a jump to conclusions met like There's something about his I never have to work again smile

Yeah that he has that I think that is I hope that it's not premature Yeah, cuz he has a look on like I won the lot. He looks like he won the lottery He did he looks happy. I think that he's you know, I think he's imagining he'll get a lawsuit or sometime. This is he is being this picture I'm looking at right now. You should. Yes. If you've got two new stops and I mean it, I'm happy smiling, but also like Dick and balls still there. Honestly, it's maybe what he's smiling about. He got out before that. You must have the dick and balls. He technically died.

I mean, honestly, you cut your legs up like that. You know, we got that fucking that, you know, vessel in there. So, you know, so that's good. That'll kill you if he gets cut. It's just something about I just feel like he's counting his eggs before they hatch. You got to remember that, buddy. You're not through the lawsuit yet. They got so many different ways to fuck you I he just he's just got that gleam in his eye like this is the best thing that's ever happened to him

Yeah, you know so yeah He technically died on the helicopter ride and they needed to give him 15 pints of blood She says he says that they essentially replaced all of the blood in my body Wow look at him. He's just so happy It's a really I mean the the the true hero here is the hospital and oh yes of course the team that saved him Is like that's like they're geniuses. Yeah, this is good. He's just I just want to say like just cool Your jets before you're too happy mm-hmm. Yeah, and he was you know and he's you know he's sober now He was sober before but any sober now any sober now. He's very he's very big on being sober, which is good for him I'm happy for him. I don't think he needs booze, dude

I'll tell you what drunk a lot faster. I tell you what if I'm up one if it went I'm in a wheelchair I'm gonna be fucking hammered. Yeah. Oh you bet it. You bet friend. I'm not gonna be pleasant I'm gonna be yelling to people. I'm gonna be swinging my stick at people He wants to go but he wants to start rock climbing again. It'll be easier Well, you don't have to stand up Yes, I see what you did there. The legs are gone. So you'll have will be less No, you win a pull-up contest for sure. Yeah The Marines they have that bar at the fairs and stuff like that

They have the bar and you hang on the bar for two minutes. I'm proud of him. You're a Marine You know, so maybe this guy can do that. I'm proud of him. Yeah, definitely make him marine Absolutely there he's built for the water now. Yes before we have we have a little bit of an update here I just want to quickly go and just ruin your day very quickly to have you go look up Brazil's Joseph Fritzl There's a new dude He kept his wife and seven kids age 3 to 22 prisoner for 20 years And then he kept having babies with them and burying the babies in the backyard. This is new brand new brand new It's brand spanking new. He must have been doing this

You must have been so excited for beetle juice beetle juice So the 52 year old allegedly raped from them repeatedly forced abortions and buried the fetuses and the family guard No one likes it. No But it likes it. There's very little humor from it just glossing over this You're just dropping this on seven children age 3 to twenty two were rescued and the investigation revealed further horrors Please say the suspect had sexually abused not only his daughters, but also his late mother-in-law He also reportedly drilled holes in the walls to spy on his daughters as they dressed and bathed the unnamed man Thank I'm glad we're protecting his identity

He's now in preventative custody charged with false false imprisonment, rape, psychological violence, abortion, and concealing corpses, and then by the fun police for doing karaoke too loud. The victims have been relocated to a different state, which is good. None of the victims, none of the neighbors knew what was going on. And that's really all the details I got. Great. Why even bring it up? You know, I never want to hear Joseph Fritzl's name again for the rest of my life

But what if he's the name of your Bavarian lawyer and cheese court a good name my adopted child Joseph Born with hair Joseph Oh little Joseph Fritzl Joseph Fritzl Larson little Joseph Fritzl Martin Here's your comb make your hair nice and tall like your name sake very good my little Joseph Fritzlotten, here's your comb. Make your hair nice and tall, like your namesake. Very good, my little Joseph Fritzel. Make it one name. My little Joseph Fritzel, get out of the attic. I know you love it up there. Get out of the basement, little Fritzel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he spends more time in the basement. But you know, he'd be bad in California because we don't have that many basements. God, he would be so upset. So guys, that's our coverage on that. Life from North Lake. Yeah, but we be so upset. So guys, that's our coverage on that. Live from North Lake. Yeah, but we have an update. And for everyone, last week we talked about the PP Bandit.

We did, we talked about the PP Bandit. And we, isn't Pasadena, for those of you who don't know, whether this is criminal or whether this is art, a man, I mean, yeah, we assume a man has been placing jars of his fetid pests that he has written things like HIV piss on it HIP HIP HIP positive P urine He's written the words urine on it and he's been leaving out a specific place not too far from our studio

Yeah, Rob our producer went and investigative journalism investigated it today We went look they have been putting pyramids on top of very specific power control box Yeah, this man has been placing these jars of piss upon. Yes. Um, and it has been very difficult to find this man. They can't stop him. He took off the pyramid, but, uh, we don't know, but there's a great, if you go, if you're a tick tock man, go to, um, at underscore Derek Milton and you can check out the whole story. It's very well story. It's very well done. And then it's on TikTok. It's beautiful.

Derek Milton is a hilarious comedian. He is. And last week we accused him of possibly being the PPRer. I didn't mean to throw baseless accusations. I'm just saying if we really want to look at who's closest to the crime and Qui Bono. Physically closest to the crime. qui bono physically closest to the crime

It's qui bono the man who benefits the most is bono p bono. He bono tarik milk. Derek Milton Derek and guess what the most do to profit from this we have him here to clear his name What's up guys and his? Yes, I had his kidneys Are you the PP bandit I am not the PP bandit. Okay. So now we're going to hold you to that. Now you guys are going to cut out the not part. We're going to say I am in the interview and I kind of gravitate a little bit more towards piss than PP. You do you, I did notice that on the, on all the news, it was always P and you're

always like piss. And I do appreciate that because it's more upsetting. The word piss is very upset. Can I ask you in your expert's opinion, what's the key difference of PP and piss? I don't know. I tell you the truth. I think PP is, it's a little bit more uncomfortable and it's weird that it's weird that that's why the mainstream media went towards that. Cause piss is piss is just piss, you know, it's shorter But maybe that hard SS does something. Yeah, I think that there are people who kept this to get Like turned on by the concept of just the words piss

There's a lot of them's work for the median Yeah, and I think that that's why they don't use piss piss is a hard word P I do think is worse because you're right what this man's doing is leaving jars of piss Yeah, exactly. He does not piss and tell and even just saying like hey, I go take a piss that feels natural Mm-hmm. Oh if you're out somewhere and you're like, hey, I gotta go take a pee pee. It's just it's uncomfortable I say it to make people uncomfortable Cuz I'm so big and everyone's like, oh god's he doing over there that's definitely a piss well if he takes a peepee it's big yeah now my question sir is what got you here what got you into the

investigating this all right so when I first noticed it was in I want to say 2022 so about two years ago shit Shit. This has been going on. I think longer because that's when I noticed it. Cause I'd always be, it's, it's something that's on the frontage road of the 134 highway. Yeah. And you're just always driving by and it's not normal bottles of piss. It's not like truck driver, Amazon, like, you know,

it's, it's different. First driver Amazon, like, you know, it's different. First of all, it's different types of bottles. Some are two liters, some are, you know, like normal, like Coke bottles, some are like Listerine bottles and they're all, their labels would be cut and then opened up and then labeled human urine. Yeah. They drive by and you're like,

and it was consistent for two years. It was like, it was like, you know, it know be there for like three days and then it disappear and Then it'd be back the next morning. So this guy was very prolific and whatever he was doing and Then it just kind of got a little bit stranger Like there are there are always there and then there was like a neighborhood vigilani who posted this letter on on the electrical box Which I can send it to you guys. It's please. That's a full-on. Yeah, that's a neighborhood I know I love next door next door is my app and the fucking country right now and it's I could feel the vibes I know exactly what this person was

This is an irresponsible thing to do good, sir. Yeah, this should be safe for our troops And the way it's written, it's written very like, it's like a, a villain in a Disney movie. How are they? How they, I have it here actually, if you want me to read it. Oh yes, please. Let me see. Okay. So it's, I think you can see this. It was posted on it. Yeah. It's like duct taped. This is from the vigilante in the neighborhood. Hey, funny guy. If I catch you leaving your piss here, I'll make you drink every last drop. We'll have wished. I called the cops. I'm watching you and you don't know who I am, but I know you are you've warned. And then there's a drawing of like a, a big eye

like he's watching. Why does he tell anybody? He knows who it is. That's what I'm saying. And I was hoping he would come out of the woodwork during my investigation, but that vigilante is still out there. Wow. And so, but also there is no more PP, right? No more piss. I'm sorry. There is no more piss, right? As of right now, it's been a few weeks and how long is a few weeks? No piss. Oh, but back to what I was back to what I was saying, like, so for two years this was happening and then then he went dormant for six months. He was, there's no piss anywhere. And I kind of felt this longing like where, where'd he go? What was the story behind all this? Who's the Batman

without the Joker? He's like BTK. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then and then one week he he appeared back and it was like full on he was back in action and after that week that's when Grant and I kind of did our first initial trail cam and then we got that footage back and it was just insane. Do you think that maybe the heat literally the heat's getting too hot for this guy? That like literally it's getting too much and he's starting to back off. He's starting to realize that people

are actually paying attention. Cause he obviously wants people to pay attention. Whoever is doing this, he's writing messages. Yeah. But it's so strange cause he, he's writing messages on, you know, but we've tried communicating him. That's been our whole goal is just trying to communicate with him.

See, like, do you have a bigger message? You know, like we can we can tell the world about it. Just let us know, you know, but he has no no interest in communicating with us. But he's also like like halfway through the investigation. I think he saw some of the videos and he changed instead of writing human urine, he's writing piss on them now. Oh, he's fucking changing his, you're changing his mo. Yeah. In a way. Well, someone's got to name the serial killer, man. Know what I'm saying? Fasten. It's very fascinating.

Yeah. But also I've always like, we call them the piss artist. Yeah. But the, the piss bandit came from the, the, uh, the cleanup team who's contracted by piss Pasadena. There are more of the bandits. We got to change the name to piss. So they, and then like his lore was like within, like they saw the first video I made and they reached out to me and they're like, yeah, he's we've been cleaning this up for years. You know, he has this, you know, he has this, you know, this reputation in our in our office. We call him the piss bandit. And they're like, this is we don't have no idea.

And then then people are sending me photos of there's times when he like hung piss bottles up by the tree. Whoa. It's, it's wild. People from the neighborhood were reaching out because everyone, it was kind of this unspoken thing and like you're always driving by it. And everyone's like, is that piss? Yeah.

Is that Pete? Yeah. So then once that first video came out, people from the neighborhood were like sending me photos that they've taken throughout the years and like some people. And then he started on an electrical box that was like maybe a block away. And then throughout the years, and he started with big goals to. Well, that's much worse. Big goals. So it was a lot of piss.

Yeah, yeah. But then throughout time, he gradually he gradually moved to our electrical box where we're at now. And even on like, if you go to Google, Google maps in 2022, you can see the big goals on the, like, Oh my God, I wonder if this is somebody from your Wolf. I wonder if this is one of these comedy podcasters. I think this has got to be one of those improv comedy podcasters and you tested the piss, right?

Yeah. We, uh, Grant and I did and I did a we did it. Definitely human. We collected a sample, collected the sample, just once. You were taking shots of it, right? We're taking shots. We collected a sample. We took it back.

I ordered a, you know, your standard amazon.com drug test and a urinalysis test. Yeah. So we see is a key. That's hilarious. You ran your own piss test. Yeah. The piss test and drug test. And then we did the we did the piss test first.

And it comes back with all like the proteins and stuff like that. And how's he doing? And I can't I can't read it at all. So I sent I sent it to my friend who's a nurse and he deciphered it for me and he's like, yes, this is clean, healthy piss. Wow. So he's sober doing this. And it was good, which is crazy. I guess we should have collected one of the redder, more darker hue, but isn't that? Cause that's another thing. All the piss. It's like summer severely dehydrated. Some are like clean summer, like near purple. You know, it's, it's, he's trying piss it's like summer severely dehydrated summer like clean summer like near purple, you know It's he's trying he's literally doing it on purpose. This man has a piss based life It's it's very very odd and then we did the drug test and there's no drugs

So someone that was one of the conspiracy theories I thought that there was someone said that he's leaving that this is an altruistic man Leaving clean piss out for homeless people to use for job applications Yeah, that's why it's but why why put it right there? Cuz that's how would you know? Yeah, how would you know? It's a very good place to get to yeah Yeah, it also specifically says HIV positive piss. That was once. But yeah, that was, that was a while. You know, he was laughing his ass off when I wrote that. I got him this time. Do you think there's a chance? I know we have one guy placing it, but do you think

it's a lot of piss? Do you think there was multiple pissers? I think it's one guy, one guy, I think it's one guy. I do think, I think it's one guy. I think it's a surfer. Did you hear that? My, my theory on how it's a surfer, because when they stole your trail cameras, they kept taking pictures of popular surfing spots. That's true. Down in a, down in San Diego. And we all know they pee in the water. They don't use bathrooms properly. And so it could be a surfer. And the way he, the way he did that too was cause it's a trail camera. So, and he took this beautiful shot of the beach of sunset. So in order to do that, you gotta like prop it up. You kind of kind of figure your frame and everything like that. And trail

cameras aren't you. He was toying with us or he was trying to throw you sent you sent off And he's not a surfer. He's a hiker. That's true He's a city guy. Okay, scale Sandy again Are you still tracking these trail cameras? No, no, no, so that one your life is taking over you have to go back to a normal semblance of life I am I'm done on trail cameras, but, uh, so that trail camera, he took it. He took it. And then the SIM card ran out and he tried to register it.

But the company, but since I already registered it, they reached out to me. They're like, someone's trying to register your, your, uh, far to try to register it. Yeah, I think I think he likes cameras, too It took a nice picture of the coast. I don't know if you saw it or not I'm gonna go out on a limb here and think I think this guy might be a real weirdo Derek thank you so much for being with us today. Thank you for and I'm sorry for slandering your name Much for you to be here. Everyone's the suspect sometimes as a professional, a pisman. What is the best bottle in your opinion to pee in now that you know, like in this case or in, in general, what have you learned from

the bandit? Yeah. Oh, from the bed. Oh, I think it was like, I want to say it was like a sunny D which seems like kind of, Oh yeah. It has like an open, it has like a big open mouth, a bigger mouth. Yeah. Wide mouth. Yeah. He's bragging. I don't have a, I don't have a giant penis, but I have a giant hole at the tip and so The hole of his dick is actually bigger than the edge. It's really weird. Yeah Open up. It's like a Billy mouth bass. Yeah Sing and take me to the river, you know Very similar is a rabid grab boy. Yes. Is there anything you want plug? I guess if

you, I don't know if you guys have plugged the videos yet, but you can, you can see them on my, on our tick tock or mainly or an Instagram just under my name, Derek Milton, partner's name, Grant Yonsura. I should know if you had any charities that now you're forced to work for deputized by the police. I want to be like maybe like an artist program or something like that. You want to donate to something like that street art.

Something like that would be amazing, honestly, or just being like, let's put piss to a positive. Yeah, let's save piss. Let's do it. Let's get all of us doing clean piss. Yeah for people who need it. It can be an art form. And you know, that was another thing that we were always set about. Like we just wanted to see what his motivation was and anything like that and what his message was.

We were never out there to try and like bust him or anything like that, which a lot of like articles come out saying like these guys are trying to take him down. But no, we're just we just want to to know what, what the message is there. You know, the piss. We're curious here and ready to receive it. Yeah. Piss bandit. I'll check in. I'll check back with you guys. Yes, we will. Please do. Let us have any updates. Derek. It was so nice to meet you. Hilarious dude. I love the, I watched the whole saga. Go to underscore Derek Milton on tech talk to check out everything he puts out It's very funny stuff. Thank you, Derek. Thank you man. Thanks guys, of course, doc

Wow PP we get the real interviews here. We really do man So now this might be the best new show on the internet I'm telling you that we're not talking enough from how the rock is a suspect Why would the rock be the suspect cuz he pees on bottle he pees and bottles on set it all came out I know but I think people drink it. Oh you think people yeah, I bet it's delicious. Of course. There's nothing but the best stuff Yeah, actually, I think he markets it as Terra Mana Stuff. Oh, yeah. Actually, I think he markets it as Taramana

God he needs he also needs a break. I think he could go to break Oh, yeah, he peed in the boss water bottle so they all made joke too because it's got a thick throat. Yeah big hole Yeah, well, he could have gone to the bathroom. I think he could have stopped Yeah, I'm gonna be pissing all over Humboldt County soon Very very soon, November 23rd. Yes, we'll be up there at the it's at the Mateen oh no fuck I Forgot that I broke down all the information

But the actual fucking plug venue fucking sucked Eddie the Mateel Community Center in Redway, California That's in Humboldt County. We're gonna be there on November 23rd side stories live Hosted by the great Billy Wayne Davis. We're gonna have a blast come out. We're gonna smoke a bunch of weed We're going to do a great show come and see us We're gonna be we'll do a fire and Joe. Just you be stoned Yes tickets are available on eventbrite or just go to last podcasts on a left comm Yes, so live every day knowing that your pee can be art to someone else Yeah

And then you can love the fact that you have a self-destained art form within just your body just in your bladder and your balls You can pass and make art make people talk.'s right, and then everybody can laugh knowing that hey, yeah, my piss got you talk But now your friends ain't that funny now. We're friends with Derek Milton that man's piss Brought Derek into our life. We like Derek now. So that man's piss made us friends I think Derek's actually seems like a great person. He seems a funny guy, really nice guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That man somehow the piss bandit is bringing people together. So he's you like him, the piss bandit.

I think the piss bandit's an artist. The piss artist, yeah. Yes, I think he's an artist and I think that what he's doing while it is some form of public vandalism, I think it's interesting. Yeah. And I hope to meet him in person. God piss him. God piss him. I'll go to patreon.com slash lastcom slash slash podcast love you can see our faces waggle around go to at LP on the left

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Told you smoke then and if you're in Iceland, what the fuck are you doing with your life? Well, we're doing like a tificate ticket giveaway. We are doing a ticket giveaway, but I don't really know anything about it You guys need to talk to your local newspapers, but yeah, we're gonna be at the Harpa in Reykjavik, Iceland. That's Tuesday October 22nd. I'm so excited to go to Iceland We're gonna be hanging out for a couple extra days. Let us know where we should go eat Let us let me know heard the puffin is very good. Yes, it is you eat the tiny penguin I actually don't really want I've heard popfin is actually quite disgusting. So you're going back on what you just said. Yes Wow That was fast. Yes yes that was fucking fast I'm looking this real quick here all right. We have a ticket giveaway. Oh never mind. We don't in Iceland

We don't decided to we have back check that we have a ticket sell away. I did all of it We can't we have a ticket sell away. I actually don't know what the giveaway is so we're gonna have to work on that but I Buy the tickets all right. I want to fucking give them to you. Yeah, all right I said I want you to come out by the tickets honestly I will give out tickets just to see you yeah But you just come because everything else is basically sold out Boston's essentially sold that's like 10 from sold out London We're basically sold out. I just need these tickets to be sold so that we don't cry ourselves asleep That's right, and we also we release some more tickets for the Brooklyn show, which is gonna be at the King's Theatre

We release more tickets for that because they didn't think we could fucking sell You know what happened y'all bastards came out bought them tickets You say I won't watch last podcast on the left and we love you for it. So now we got So come on out it's gonna be a lot of fun that's gonna be in Brooklyn December 7th see come on out to New York It's gonna be a lot of fun. That's gonna be in Brooklyn December 7th. See come on out to New York It's gonna be Christmas time Spend your money in New York. Yeah, don't you want to go and give everything up? Yeah, they got the you know the Union Square Everybody's favorite tiny shop. Yeah, go to Times Square. It's everybody's favorite. Oh, yes, Harold Square Go to Times Square. It's everybody's favorite. Oh, yes, Harold Square

Washington Square and Square go drink piss. Yes. Oh my god If you couldn't drink some piss do it in New York City if you can oh my god Cuz it's nice work if you can get it and if you get it won't you tell me how? He'll see it in everybody. Oh my god. He'll piss