lemonparty - 113: French Christmas

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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I I'm on that light beam, always in my face. Talking, listening, girl, I end up at some real- Should we- Do you even, what is going on? Yeah. What do you mean? What is going on with you? What is going on with you? Unless we like the camera angle,

it's the same camera angle. Yeah, but it's a little bit wider than usual. Usually I go a little bit more in, but it's- Oh, do you? Yeah, I don't know, I don't care. Oh, I didn't put the stars on. I know everyone likes, yeah. Oh, we do need the stars, actually. I know do you? Yeah, I don't know, I don't care. Oh, I didn't put the stars on. I know everyone, yeah. Oh, we do need the stars, actually.

I know we're supposed to pretend like, you know, Roger Deakins does the cinematography of this podcast, but. Yeah, Roger Deakins in the interview just being like, and that's when I realized if we made Jace blue, it would make Devin look more red. We use natural light on Lemon Party. Hey, we're back!

Hey! We're back, it's not even the new year Hey, we're back. Hey It's not even the new year yet. We're doing soy face soy face the people have been calling for soy Yeah, it's a little you know they get back to your seat Get back in your booth Can you pull up a keep up some more Christmas me for a background? Oh, yeah Yeah, can you pull up that lady getting lit on fire in New York? Oh yeah, that was lovely. How did she light on fire? Did they pour alcohol on her?

I think they said there was liquor bottles around her and then the guy, she died in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. A guy threw a match and she just went out. She literally just, well she was about to say. She was sleeping and they said she was surrounded by alcohol bottles. But she must have been covered in alcohol, right? I don't know if the guy walked up

and he just like sprayed her really quick and then threw a match on top of her. But apparently, I saw the video. I don't think she got out of the chair. She just like went up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I saw the video too and it looks fake because everyone just keeps walking by a person on fire.

I know, there's like a cop taking a selfie in the video. That's so bizarre. This is a live Christmas walk in New York, so maybe we'll see some stabbing. More people. I'm kind of stoked. Yeah, they're all preparing for somebody, for an immigrant to drive through it.

Yeah, yeah. Actually, when they drop the ball, an immigrant actually stabs the ball now. There's an immigrant on his way from Germany to drive through it. He's there in the big plane driving the bus over to drive through the crowd. Man, it's what a fucking horrible time

to be an immigrant. They're going around on something, they're plucking people's eyes. It's insane. Like it's Kill Bill. Die! They're like sand worms. Setting people on fire.

They're coming out of big spider traps out of the ground and grabbing people. Every day. Venezuelan man releases black mamba snakes in bus. Yeah, Honduran man pulls old woman into sewer grate. Yeah, the fire one I still don't understand though, cause I don't know how somebody's lights on fire. Like, is her diet so bad, she's just flammable.

She's just a flammable bad. She's just flammable So many chopped cheeses, she's just grease she just goes And then there was the guy part of me thought she was retarded Yeah, because she's just sort of standing there on fire and then she doesn't make an attempt to run Subway, yeah, I can I say it's her fault because she made eye contact with the guy Do you make eye contact you you're going to get lit on fire and die. Yeah, it's a cause for another big political discussion. Did the guy who lit her on fire, the F train guy, saw he got caught or something?

I saw Anthony tweet about him or something. It looked like a guy, a brown guy. He could either be Honduran or a very ugly Italian man. We're not sure. They caught him. But I don't know, at this point, every time I see the pictures of these people, I go, yeah, I would have walked away from that guy. Not on a racial thing, just on a sensing energy thing.

They all have demon stares in their mug shots. Yeah, and you know the guy was walking up tiptoeing with the match out. Yeah. Like the Grinch. Yeah, and you know the guy was walking up like tiptoeing with the like yeah, yeah, the Grinch. Yeah exactly doing the Little tiptoe cartoon sound I mean I I wouldn't fall asleep on the subway on the f-train after yeah I'm the fucking f-train f for fire. Yeah, hey

Hey, where they should have words they don't Daniel Penny can't stop this one. They need a Daniel dollar Goddamn hey They should have, where's, they don't, Daniel Penny can't stop this one, they need a Daniel Dollar. God damn. Hey, I'm bringing the heat. Hey. Christmas is upon us. That's Daniel Penny, but he's Jewish. He gets choked out and shits himself. Yeah, I don't know, the news sucks my ass.

I don't care anymore, everything's boring. It's the same shit. It's almost so insane, it's boring. Yeah, and Reddit guys love Luigi now. Yeah. People are getting Luigi tattoos and stuff. I saw that tattoo. Somebody got a Luigi tattoo.

It's Luigi, Luigi. The actual Luigi character, but he's riding a horse. And they're saying it's my hidden meeting. How do you make killing a CEO gay? That's very challenging to make it gay and suck ass. It's been taken over by the epic bacon crew. Yeah, I did see a guy outside his trial who had a rolled up Raleigh Fingers mustache

and he was wearing the Luigi hat from Super Mario Brothers. Yeah, it sucks. But I still like the kid. At least he makes Colin Jost feel uncomfortable. Colin Jost was like, hey, don't come for me. Colin Jost was really shocked at the... He was pissed off. He was pissed.

He was mad. But that's because, you know, Colin Jost is the, he's the funniest guy at the quail hunt. Yeah. And so he's a little nervous that they're gonna come for him and his family. Every single person he's ever known in his entire hunt. Yeah. And so he's a little nervous that they're going to come for him and his family. Every single person he's ever known in his entire life. Yeah.

I mean, Colin Just is a, I imagine he's an incredibly rich child. Yeah. Yeah. Funnel through the private school system. 50 grand a year private school in Long Island. Yeah. And then, yeah, Harvard.

And then immediately just. Yeah. So many guys like that, guys like Colin Just and so many people we know in comedy that are also very famous now And we look into their background and we go like oh wow they're like They're like their dad is like the MGM lion. Yeah You go like like oh, oh wow like so you were like seven years old and you were calling Jim Carey like uncle Jim Yeah, you're dead. Your dad was Scrooge McDuck. You grew up in a big pile of coins

that you swam around in. It's fairly wild that there's like these guys, they're like, they hold the comedy throne and seemingly there's nothing interesting about them at all. When you look into their background, it's just suit and ties and private school. You'd have more respect for them

if they were like pedophiles or something. If you found out Colin Jost like was sexually, like he was a minor attracted person, you would somehow, you go, maybe I was wrong about him. Maybe he's funny. He's abstract. Yeah, yeah. He's an artist.

Yeah, he's a three dimensional person. He's a fucking artist At least he's not a flat piece of paper that exists on TV only I mean there's nothing interesting about he even married one of the most boring women Yeah, I know Who'd he married? The Renee? Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson, boring

She's a boring person She is, and she's a figure She's a boring actress though. She's not... Yeah. No, she is. There's nothing interesting about her. She's kind of just plays the muse in movies. Yeah, it's fine.

She had big titties for a while, but not so much anymore. Yeah, I wish they were bigger. And that's the thing, we all thought they were huge. They were just kind of big. They were just okay. And so worthless to me. Yeah. The minute I saw under the skin, I go, no.

If I don't see your titties and I want to grip them mm-hmm They don't do no they have all sorts of technology in Hollywood these days To make these you know make the tits bigger yeah Oh fuck her she doesn't care about the way her tits look so I don't give a shit about her The thing about Jost is that he like he's a guy I'll watch weekend update. That's a good joke I know he's like good at his job. I guess. I can't play it, by the way, so let people know what happened. He was on Weekend Update, the show where people used to be funny on.

He goes Luigi Mangione and the whole crowd goes, woo hoo! Yes! Yeah, they sounded like that in Star Wars, the little pod race with the crashes. People were insanely excited, even for like that, like an SNL crowd of those dipshits. What was a joke? No, yeah, I don't remember the joke. He hadn't said the joke yet. He was segwaying to a joke

He just goes Luigi Mangione and they go whoa And then he he looks around you can see this anger in his eyes that he's been pissed about this already weeks Yeah already and then what did he say? He said he goes. Yeah goes yeah woo definitely woo for justice, right? Yeah, you're moving for justice, right? Damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah Do you know how so you know how out of touch you have to be for the faggots who watch SNL live to like disagree? I that's what that's what's so amazing about it. The reddit guys love Luigi Yeah, the front page of reddit guys the Funko Pop. Front page of Reddit guys. They're at Lunchbox, they're wearing Lilo and Stitch shirts.

No shade, love those guys. You're so out of touch, a human N95 is booing you. Yeah. They're like, no, you're not punk rock enough for us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's people that haven't left the house in like five years that are like, yeah, Luigi's a god.

Yeah. Well, I guess. Luigi, the god. The god. Was it Colin Jost, was in his, I think his most known role, he was in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie or something? Was he?

I think so. I don't, is he known for roles or really just being the white guy that does Weekend Update, wears the suit, throws the pen at the camera, and goes to the Olympics? Yeah. He was in, oh, Tom and Jerry, that was was it my bad. He was in Tom and Jerry. Yeah. Yeah this he was Tom and Jerry he was

He was let me see what if you're a cast what if you're watching the whole Tom and Jerry he played the character Ben in Tom and Jerry Those care what if it's what if it's based on me? Yeah, it's just a guy tweeting. It's a guy getting put in Twitter jail every other week, which I was in Twitter jail this week. What did you do? I had, there was a big, there was a fat queer lady

on Instagram who just looked like someone you would have no respect for. From, you'd see her from miles away and you'd have no respect for from from you'd see her from miles away And you'd have no respect for this human being you'd be like you think it was a mountain for a second and the closer You got the more your respect to get very funny to be put into the current version of Twitter's jail Like it's just you and a bunch of people that are like that like said like hey stop with the Hitler stuff And he wants like jail for you jail time to go to jail Anthony turning Anthony Kumi I got out of jail for you. Jail. Time to go to jail. Concerning. Concerning.

Anthony Kumia got out of jail for a week on Twitter and he went back to, so what's funny, as soon as Anthony got out of jail, I got put back in jail. But I wanna get to the Anthony thing here in a second. You guys swap out. I'll tell you why I got put in ex-jail. Okay. I screen recorded a video from Instagram of a,

actually I think, maybe I, well I don't know if I saved it, but I'll just tell you the video. Big fat lady who's like a, she wears like those Hillary Clinton like Ghostbuster jumpsuits. Sure, yeah. And the video starts, she goes, I'm too fat to ride safely in a Waymo

and here's why that's a problem. So I screen recorded that, and I posted on Twitter, and I said, okay, so kill yourself. And then I got thrown in jail for my own speech. It's a fair point. It is weird, you can't say kill yourself, but you could post like, define swag, and it's like Hitler.

Like every day, or like the N word over and over again, and say like, we should kill them should kill you can't say kill yourself But you can say kill n-words That's like you should start referring to people as the n-word to get around it so here's what I'm gonna do by the way because Everybody is always strapped for cash around the holiday season sure what I'm gonna do is I'm going to do blackface.

I'm going to fly to, where does Anthony live? North Carolina. South Carolina. South Carolina. I'm going to South Carolina. North was too gay. He was like, it sounds kinda like, it's like I hated the North and the Civil War.

Too many Yankees in North Carolina. Go to the South. So Anthony can. Well he just saw the Duke basketball team. He's like, I gotta get the hell out of here. I'm gonna trick Anthony into thinking, I'm gonna show up on Anthony's doorstep, I'm gonna have a big basketball, I'm a black face,

I'm just gonna go yo yo, yo yo yo yo yo, with like a beatbox and stuff. I'll go I'm here for the cash. Because Anthony, right now, do you know what Anthony's doing with his money and his like kind of semi retirement? He said he'll give $10,000 to any African-American that goes back to Africa.

Which is, they're not from Africa. It's people that are born here, but he's sending them back to, I guess, the country their ancestors came from. And he's like, why are they born here? So he'll get you a plane ticket. Why can't they get here? He's giving 10 African-Americans $10,000 each if they get a plane ticket'll give, he's giving 10 African Americans 10 grand each to if they get a plane ticket back to where they're,

he'll buy a plane ticket back to where they're from and give them $10,000 cash if they go back there. And then he'll blow up the plane like Pablo Escobar. Yeah, he actually bought one of the old slave ships from the Dutch trading company to send them back. I'll pay for your chains. He wants it to be like con air or something. I don't know what he thinks is gonna happen. In air, yeah.

We need to trick Anthony into thinking we're black. And go over there and just get the 10 G's, have a nice week in like Senegal. Which is, I hear is nice actually. Get AIDS from just being there. No, Senegal is the one where it looks like the emperor's new groove. Yeah, it's great.

I have a friend from Senegal, yeah. It looks cool. It's cool, he says it's cool. I love living here, I prefer here. I would never live there. Of course, I would never, yeah. I would never in a million years. No, no, no, no.

Don't care at all. No, no. I'll never go. I'll never go? I'll literally never go. For 10 grand, it's a big if. I'm only ever going to Africa if I get caught, say, in the end, where I do it like Richard Pryor

to repent, to learn or something. If every other continent fell into the ocean, I'd be like, oh, I guess. There's no other land. But also, I'll never go to the Middle East. There's a lot of places I will never step foot in. If I have to get shots to go to your country, you suck my ass.

Obviously something's off. Also imagine being a tourist in the Middle East. You're like, oh yeah, it looks like Iraq. Yeah, what do you do there? It looks like all the movies I like. That's cool. Right. I just, I don't know, I don't, yeah.

But the people that I know that they travel and they have to go get shots, it's like the air is poison where you're going. I didn't know that happens. You have to get rounds of shots. Yeah, there's like a lot of shots you gotta get to go to certain shitholes. To the bad African,

to the really shithole African countries, you have to get like, I think like 15, 16 shots or some shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. You have to like, it's- You'd be vaccinated. Yeah, but vaccinated, you have to get fucked by a guy with AIDS before you go to Africa.

So your immune system's ready. Well, they actually, when you're stepping up the plane in Africa, a guy sticks you with a little AIDS needle, like it's Hawaii with the little luau they put over you. The leg, yeah. They're just like, welcome to Africa, you have HIV,

the virus that comes in. But yeah, so you got banned for a fat woman joke. Yeah, I mean it wasn't. Telling other killers. Well I try to offer these people solutions because they're in pain, they're in need. I thought they were in favor of euthanasia. Yeah, you're a Norway guy.

What is it, assisted suicide? I thought they were in favor of these types of things. Well she can't fit in one of the pods, that's the problem. Yeah, yeah, she probably can't actually. They haven't found a needle big enough. She'd have to stick her head in like it's an oven and just wait like 45 minutes. By the way, in what way is being too fat,

why is that applied to Waymo? Like she can't fit in the car I think. They're big cars, I see them around the way. I know, they're huge cars. They're SUVs. Yeah. Waybo's are awesome because I always see videos of CEOs in the Silicon Valley.

They're sitting in the back seat of the car and then two homeless guys will jump out of trash cans and run at the car and start smearing their feces all over the wheels. Yeah, they think the cars are magic. They'll press their dick up against it and set it on fire. Yeah, I hate them.

And the CEOs in the back going, no, no, no, no, no, no. They go, the car's magic. I have to smear my shit on it. It's, they take, they draw swastikas with like big pieces of their own poop. And she holds it up. Like, there you go, there's the future. There it is.

Enjoy it everybody. He's holding his head up for change. He goes, hail Hitler. He's like, I don't have any change on me. He goes, hail Hitler. Pointing at the shit, so I say, hail Hitler. No, I don't. Now you pay me.

I don't have it. It is very funny to be too fat for a robot to help you out. Well, she says safely, and these people are all about safety, and I think they kind of live because they're afraid of disease, they're afraid of the social distancing, they're on airplanes, they don't feel safe, they feel like people hate fat people. So my recommendation to all of them is to kill themselves. I think that would be a better life actually, because we don't want you to live in fear

and feel disrespected all the time and feel unsafe and feel like you can't fit in a. They're constantly making those TikToks where it's like they're on a flight and they're like, look at this, like the trade doesn't even go down. They don't understand why. I only get one serving of food. The waiters only come by one time. I think it's a diner

And they're never queer by the way, but they're always getting misgendered and being upset about it But it's just cuz they're so fat. Yeah, they're non-binary because they don't have genitalia anymore They just disappeared in an envelope of pussy. Whatever. Yeah.. It just disappeared in a big egg of flesh. Yeah, it's a cool thing birds have. That's their pussy dick balls now. A cloaca? A cloaca, yeah, exactly. It's a big Cadbury egg with one hole.

Yeah, yeah, that they reach into and pull shit out once a month. They just pull it out and drop it. You're cleaning out your gutters every fall. No, I sincerely believe if you're one of the people who's really fat and you post a video about how you can't fit in the plane, you should be killed because you're hurting other fat people by doing that.

If you're too fat to go on the airplane, you stay home until you're not that fat anymore. You don't get to go places. I think this is the final solution. This is me, I'm Hitler for fat people. How about that? If you can't fit in a fucking airplane, where are you flying?

This week's been a big one. I've seen a lot of fatso's on airplanes being like, what is going on here? And they're doing the Y to themselves where they go, they're making the plane smaller. Like it's a pair of pants they can't fit into. Outgrowing planes. Yeah, they're like, I think somebody shrunk this plane

in the wash, I can't fit into it anymore. You're lying to yourself. And it's not even, people are, they're not even complaining about the belts. Go off, queen. They can't fit in the chair itself. Even the belt with the extender on it, they can't fit in the chair itself even with the belt with the extender on it They can't get into the fucking chair. Yeah, cuz it's very similar to you know, the homeless benches

How they put the dividers in it so they can't sleep So yeah, I mean but a lot of those that rests the armrests don't come up. Yeah. Yeah, so just is what it is I'm sorry, but you're just your landlocked Yeah, you got it by two chairs and then just sit, get fucked by the armrest in the middle. How, how, how big should we, how big should we make the seats? That's the question I'm wondering. I don't even care about that, even if they could fit,

I'd still be nervous about the plane going down. Truly, it's weird. They get all freaky with the luggage being like in the right spots and like evening out the weight of the plane. Truly, it's weird. They get all freaky with the luggage being in the right spots and evening out the weight of the plane. They need to kick fat people off all planes for safety. It should be like the fucking civil riot. It should be like the 60s.

They should not be, they should be kicked off. They should be spraying them out with big hoses, rolling them down like a fucking pinball. Yeah. No, because they could go on the bathroom one side, shit, and then this shit just tips the plane at you. It just starts veering. No, it veers up.

It veers up and you go and add, you keep going to the sun. Yeah. Now we go into the sun because this fat ass took a shit in the bag. Yeah. All of a sudden your flight to Kansas City turns into you're going to the moon now. You're just dead in space.

You're all cold with icicles on you. Dude, if I was the air marshal, I don't have my head on a swivel for muzzies. I got my head on a swivel for fats. Yeah, well they have box cutters to get out of the seats. By the way, do air marshals? Let's jelly roll. Yeah, they're storming the cockpit. Let. By the way, do air muscles? Less jelly roll. Yeah, they're storming the cockpit. Less jelly roll.

Yeah, United 918 pounds. And you just sing his songs until the pilot flies into the building you want. Yeah, they stormed the cockpit because they knew there was more peanuts up there. Until the pilot loses his mind and just flies the plane into a building Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, it fucking pissed me off because I should be allowed well actually under the Constitution or whatever You're not allowed to incite violence against somebody so you know I'm not allowed to do that But yeah, I do I see videos on Twitter. There was this guy I saw today, he looked like Anders Breivik, like he had on the black gas mask, and he was in a complete Nazi uniform, and he was in the woods with a big Nazi flag hung in a tree, which seems like he's having

a fun, harmless time. No one is, you can't get mad at him for doing that. It's a God-given right to be out in the woods and dress up like Hitler. I don't give a shit. And he had an LGBTQ flag, you know, the rainbow one with the, but it has the extra one with the, you know.

He was black, I think. Which I don't think- They added black to lesbian, gay. By the way, they did not get permission from black people to put that in the gay flag. So they're black people who are gay. It's a thin blue line. Black people should be really upset by that.

That's crazy. What if we figure out the B in LGBT is for black? Lesbian, gay, black. Trans. Oh, yeah. Man, black people should be furious about that. Well, that guy was burning that flag. And then I went to his Twitter and it was just Hitler will rise again And he keeps burning flags, but that's a that's been to the Supreme Court about like flag burning and stuff

But you're allowed to do it. It's your free speech I you know, I don't like the condescent I don't not like that you're allowed because of the constitution or the amendments or whatever the hell it is. I forget what it is. Who gives a shit, it doesn't matter anymore. Whoever lies the most wins, and I think that's how it should be. But I hate the condescending tone.

Like you're allowed to be condescending. You're allowed to be like, the thing I'm doing symbolizes that I think gay people should be eradicated from the planet. And that's what you're doing when you're burning the gay flag. That you don't want them to have rights or a voice. Burning LeBron's jersey when he leaves the new team.

You're like, I don't want him to have rights, he should be in jail. Yeah, exactly. But I think you should just be allowed to say, I want to blank the gays. That's because I'm telling the fat lady that she should kill herself. I'm not gonna go get like a Pillsbury Doughboy

and like set it on fire to like symbolize that's gay. I'm just gonna be like, no, you should, you're a, and it doesn't have anything to do with her being a fat gay person. It has to be with her being a worthless retard. What is the fat flag? There's like a big tablecloth Yeah, it's just got it's a white flag with stains all over it you hate fat people you go you just go burn a bunch of tablecloths a Big fat guy ties an American flag around his neck and then eats ribs and that's their flag

I think they're inciting more violence by repressing everybody's thoughts and ideas. By going, you can't say this out loud, you gotta keep it on wraps a little bit. It makes people be crazier. I think if it was the wild west on the internet and you were allowed to do whatever you want, I think there'd be a lot less. Well it's getting there. It's getting there. You're complaining about a weird glitch in the system.

It's pretty insane. But also, this is what Tom McDonald's new song was talking about. Right, exactly. And I know that you've been radicalized by that. Fuck the look. I just think you should be allowed to say whatever you actually want on the internet.

Yeah. I think you should be allowed to say, we should be allowed to kill these, here's how to make bombs. You should be allowed to do anything, actually. You are right. That's a free society right there. We're not free, damn it. We're not free.

There's all these weird little loopholes and addendums and footnotes. I'll give them a break. I mean, the FBI's gotta be so scattered right now. I mean, they can't tell what's a joke, what's somebody fucking with them. Who's a guy that's their guy that they've been paying to. Who's their guy inciting the right.

There is a meeting at FBI headquarters where they go, okay, if they handle at griper rape fucker, 88, that's clearly a bit, don't. That's ours. That's, hey. That's ours. That's our guy. That's our guy.

That's our guy, eyes off him. Eyes off him. He's doing good work getting retarded people to go to jail. We spent, at the FBI, we spent 90 million dollars a year sending retarded people to jail by tricking them into doing shootings. Doing wellness checks on like thalidomide babies. Guys that are answering the doors with flippers.

Yeah, knock on the door like, sir, you've been buying a lot of pain pills. What's the reason for that? Like, I feel like I'm dying. Like, hmm, interesting. You know, if you buy this gun to shoot people, this hot lady will fuck you. This is totally not a trap, by the way.

This would get rid of edgelords, by the way. What? What if there's no edge? What if anything goes? Right. Remember the days of anything going, now I guess now I'm having to advocate for CP, which let's reel it back in.

Actually there should be a line somewhere. I don't think you're having to advocate for that. It's a weird way to phrase that. I am. If this is what it's come to. Yeah, that's how Jordan Peterson does a debate by the way. Just jumps immediately to CP for no reason. He's crying talking about

It'll be like he'll be on rogue and they're like, yeah, you know the almost game and they're like No, they're not If you this is a good argument though you legalize brothels, right? What it would it what it what's the term women came up with for posting a pussy on the internet? It's called like sex work sex work. Yeah, if you legalize like brothels and stuff We put these only fan bitches out of business. Nobody's jerking their putt anymore They go down at the corner store to get their to get their pain. Yeah, I think a lot of yeah I give it back to the street ballers. Yeah No more pro league. Yeah, I think a lot of people stop by. Give it back to the street ballers. No more pro league.

I think a lot of people stop. A lot of people probably stop getting hookers because they're like the thrill's gone. Now it's like going to McDonald's. Just getting a Big Mac. Same as weed. It would stop the, so imagine you have to go to a place, you have to get an STD test,

and then you have to wear a condom, and the woman you can't kill her after and put him at her in the trunk of your car Yeah, if it's a whole thing, what if they women are safer, which is good, right? What if they make that rule and then nobody buys a hooker for like years? Where that's the only reason they bought them because it's in secret, right? Yeah, that's what's fun about it Yes, it's a dirty naughty thing that you're're doing. And that's hot as shit to do a dirty, naughty thing. Well, but then you have a society that's less sexually repressed, which means they're healthier,

which means these things aren't taboo, so then we have less of this nonsense, this craziness. People are nuts. People are crazy out there. Not us. I think we can, this, I think you can actually solve a lot of the world's problems by speaking uncensored. Speaking without a censor, actually.

You go up to someone, you go, hi ma'am, I just saw you from afar, I just wanna let you know, I think you should kill yourself. And then she goes home, she looks in the the mirror she sees how much she actually sucks ass Yeah, she goes she's like fuck she goes this version of me. I should kill myself I'm gonna do something to change that you know and she looks in the mirror. She goes you know what I'm killing myself every day That man was right. Yeah, he was telling me to get it over with or change And I'm gonna change.

And then she takes out a gun and blows her brains up. She just paints that mirror red. This is a good, I think, rule of thumb. Yeah. Go up to people, hey, if people suck ass, don't hold it in anymore. Yeah. Go up to them, let them know, ma'am or sir.

Yeah, sir, definitely sir. Mostly sir, you should callam or sir. You know. Yeah, sir, definitely sir. Mostly sir. You just call most people sir now. It's bigoted to call anybody a woman. They get mad if you use ma'am. You gotta go sir. Sir, sir, I noticed how much you suck ass. I want you to know you should consider

taking your own life. And they go why? And you go, you're just dressed in a way that really annoys the shit out of me. And they're like, is it offensive? He goes, no, I just hate you. When I saw you walk into this coffee shop, I wanted to look at you with my mind and then make you explode. Because I hate you so much.

Go think about that. Well, you see someone with a fake affectation. Sure. You gotta stop doing that or you gotta kill yourself guy with those are the two choices guy with an ascot and a captain hat walking in like sir, I Hope that captain hat has a gun under it You should kill yourself. I hope you touch their hand when you say it

They go. I hope you rented a boat to go kill yourself at sea I'm gonna go hand out tracks on how to kill yourself effectively. I'm gonna go on the street corner and like just Like the way like Scientologists like a guidebook or like Mormons ask people about Jesus Christ I got have you heard have you heard the good word? Yeah, and then I hand them a pamphlet says kill yourself on it Good news brother. You can take your own life. Would that be illegal? I think so. It would be.

But that's what I'm saying, it shouldn't be illegal. Yeah, because I think you'd be inciting. You'd be inciting violence. Yeah, there's a lot of weird laws. The truth should never be illegal. Yeah. What, am I wrong? No, there's a lot of weird laws, yeah.

I found out, I didn't know that I couldn't just call people faggots in the street. And I didn't know they have the right to kick my ass, because that's like a fighting word. I just thought I'd like sue them and stuff. But they could kick my ass if I say, if you call them faggot, like at a bar. Because they could lie and say they're gay

and then it's a hate crime. Yeah. And then you go to jail. Or just like, I didn't know, I couldn't just say like really vicious things to people in person. I didn't know they were allowed to kick my ass. Because you started it. Yeah, it was like 30 years of this.

You got a touch of the Jew in you. You think you're protected by the book. I just think it was, I always thought it was, I thought you couldn't touch people in public, so I was like, go ahead, when somebody would try to fight me, I'd be like, I'll fucking sue you. Please, hit me. I'll sue your ass. I'll sue your ass. I'll sue you. Please, hit me. I'll sue your ass. I'll sue your ass.

I'll sue you. Sued Postmates, I can sue you. Bitch. Come and get it. Did you sue Postmates? Yeah, I sued Postmates like seven years ago. Nice. I won $20,000.

Devin stole an order from Postmates. got food poisoning. Yeah, he sued them No, I'm kidding. I'm McDonald's from Postmates and then poured the coffee on himself I stole so many orders from Postmates that they like kicked me off the app and then I sued them It's not really like that, but it was similar. It was kind of similar to that. It was like a class action, and I kept getting hit up by this law office in Chicago for months, and I'd be like, shut up, and I'd hang up on them,

and be like, go away, it's bullshit. And then one day I was finally like, all right, I'll hear you out. And I was like, sure, they were like, we'd like to use you as a thing, or this and that, and arbitration, all these words. And I was like, go were like we'd like to use you as a thing or this and that and arbitration all these words Mm-hmm, and I was like go ahead, and I just told them my piece I said they're terrible cut this and that and then I just sat around for a couple years and then one day they

Was insane I love the best moments of my entire life by the way how much did you actually get 20 like $20,000? $20,000 it was on $20,000 from that? It was untaxed, but yeah. Damn. It was crazy. Is it because there's not enough people picked up when they contacted him? I guess so, and also I think it had to do with the fact that if they wanted to go to court, like I could speak English. Wow.

Like I was like a regular. Everyone else they recall is probably like, hello, what's up, hey, hello. Yeah, you were like the guy in the John Grisham novel they have to kill. Yeah. Because you're the only white guy there. I think, I honestly kind of think it was, what's up. Yeah, you were like the guy in the John Grisham novel they have to kill. Yeah. Cause you're the only white guy there. I think, I honestly kind of think it was, but we never went to court, so I don't even know. I don't know, they said I didn't sign something

that I was supposed to, which qualified me for like a single, it wasn't, it was, like, it went out of a class action thing, so it wasn't a ton of people, it was just this law office and the Keller-Lankner in Chicago, great people. Do great, they do great people. They do great work. I love wars with fast food titans. Right now there's a lot of in-fighting on R slash Panda Express over the Panda Rewards program.

Because there's a loophole for anybody out there listening. What's the loophole? You can just, if you have a Panda Express receipt receipt you can scan that through your panda rewards app and get like infinitely free panda so what a lot of guys do is they just a lot of workers on our slash Panda Express have Have reported guys. They just sort of they order like like an egg roll or something And and then he's kind of hang out by the trash can and they say when the cashiers turn around they reach Down into the garbage and they keep taking right. Oh, yeah I love I love in their car and scan them and then come and then they make a note through the panda app

They'll be like fill up all entrees to the top Like as you know, they come with the extra on Film to the brim and then they come in and stack that shit. And they do it at like four or five different pandas. And like all the workers with Panda are really loyal to each other and they all talk. It's a great fucking scam. Well, everybody on Panda Express

is talking about the efficacy of it. Like whether or not you should be able to go in and ask them to make a fresh Beijing beef. Like there's a lot of things there in terms of like, there's a lot of like locked, the moderator has there's a lot of like locked the moderator has locked sure I love the idea of the CEO shuts that down and then somebody shoots him in the back of the head He's in a suit in a big fucking rice hat walking into a hotel and somebody kills him I believe it's the same like with Chipotle because there's been times. I've left Chipotle and I go fuck

I forgot to scan my app and you get free free. But then the receipt, you could scan your receipt. So I think if you just take other people's Chipotle receipts, you could just keep racking up points. People are doing that all over town. In big cities, you got six or seven Pandas, nine Chipotles, you can just run up a Good. Run up a Panda.

In this economy? But the thing is, I love when I log into rslashpandexpress on the Reddit, and then they'll just be like, the most controversial of the day, it'll just say, they got me. And I'll click on it and they're like, they fucking deleted my Panda rewards account. Damn really, they're looking into it like that.

But then you just start another one. Oh yeah. But it's like, you know. They don't track your IP. They don't IP man, you know. You have to use a VPN to go to Panda Express. It's guys in V for vendetta masks, shoving egg rolls through the mask hole. We are anonymous, we will eat all of your chow mein.

No, there's like a resistance right now against on r slash Panda Express. There's a revolution. I love that somebody on our slash Panda Express is like He's like go fuck yourself If you think for one goddamn fucking second, but then there's someone who's like I'm a manager at the saute location And we're coming for your ass. Yeah, and it's always good smile. I'm coming. I'm coming to the south location I'm gonna drive my car through to kill you

This full-fledged like ground, there's a team war. There's huge battles going on versus workers and people who love to go to Panda Express. It's a full on fight right now. Guys like, drop your pen right now. I will show up and fight you. I will fuck you up, dude. Like everything, you think it'd be this loving community

and it's not. No, every piece of the internet has been torn to shreds. If Club Penguin still existed, it would be five year olds telling them to go fuck themselves. What's Cuck Penguin? Club Penguin, it was like a game for like fucking kids to play. Were you like bowl or something?

It's like you walk around as a penguin and then you talk to other penguins. They shut it down because too many kids were getting fucked through it. Club Penguin, the people know about Club Penguin. It's very similar to Club Random. Yeah, yeah. It was for kids to get into Bill Maher,

was you go to Club Penguin. But you know, these companies, they deserve it because they wanted to make more money with the to-go orders and have all the apps. They prioritize the people that order online shitting their pants from home as opposed to the people that go there waiting in line and get it.

So half the place, I'm not kidding, 90% of the places that I go into now, they treat you walking in a complete piece of shit retard and all they do is prioritize orders for convalescence, sitting in their bathtub, waiting for some fucking Pakistani guy to deliver them food. So you get pissed off, and you go, I'm just gonna start fucking with you, I'm gonna steal all your shit,

I'm gonna create different apps, I'm gonna fucking go on VPN. We're at war right now. I'm at war with every company, I don't give a fuck. I have a friend who is like a, he's kind of like a high society-ish guy, but he's a little street rat. And every time we go to the AMC,

he walks right up to the to-go counter and just gets free popcorn, food. No one's gonna say anything, because he is like an adult. They have a counter there? Where you can, oh, the, the, the. The to-go at the AMC, because you're being. It's the one that's levels, right?

There's three levels. Right. Because, by the way, listen, you're a psychopath if you're using the to-go popcorn thing at the AMC. No. It takes five seconds to get food at the theater. Because it is, because you still are at the theater. It's for guys who, like, if I have to talk to a teenager,

I'll puke and shit myself. They're ordering ahead, so no one's checking. Oh, they're on mushrooms, probably. They don't want to talk to a person, get their card out. Whatever.. They're ordering ahead, so no one's checking. Oh, they're on mushrooms probably. They don't wanna talk to a person, take their car down. Whatever, no one's checking at all. So they're on drugs. It's free food. You can go up to the counter,

and if there's some buckets of popcorn and some hot dogs and a drink there, it's all yours. Oh, it's free. It's free. Theaters are free. You can walk right in to most theaters. I mean, come on. We're in a race with corporations

where it's almost like we're co-evolving together. They keep putting things where they're trying to take it away, and then if you're a big enough scumbag, if you're more of a scumbag than they think you are, then you get away with it. May I, though, is this really a symptom of our situation, or is this the cause of our situation or is this the cause of our situation?

Does every establishment know that 20 to 30% of people are absolute pieces of shit that are gonna take advantage of them? So they have to jack up the prices. But the more they jack up the goddamn prices, the more people are gonna take advantage of them. It's price gouging. You think it's buying it? I don't think it's the inflation,

I think it's price gouging. I think they realize, they go like, everyone's talking about how inflation, let's just raise our fucking prices. It's the dams. It's the damn dams. It's the damn dams and nobody else. I genuinely think,

I genuinely think it's like, you know, if you see a bunch of rats in a subway, they're all fat off of trash, you're like, oh, whatever, they're not bothering anybody. If you put them in a bucket on a Thai man's chest and like put a fire next to it, yeah, they're eating through the guy's chest. We've been put in a situation where we have to eat our way

through CEO's chest in order to survive. Yeah, like a John Carpenter movie. Yes. You just gotta eat through the guy's chest. Or just because you know they're, like, I mean, we could probably read into all these companies, look at what they fucking got during COVID probably. They probably applied for some payday, fuck, PPP loan.

Every single one of them. All these cocksuckers got insane amounts of money. Got like 80 million dollars. Yeah. So I'm just, I look at it like that, take it out of your fucking, your rigged account that you stole money from. You'll have congressmen literally tweeting,

we have to get rid of social security, and then somebody pulls up their PPP loan Where they got nine million dollars that they just never paid back y'all just need to get your bread up. Yeah Get offended being stopped I was at Whole Foods one time in the self-checkout stealing One for me one for you one for me one for you sure and one sucker one ham One banana Cornishish duck, yeah. One banana, one $300 supplement for me. And some lady, some fucking goody two shoes old bitch. Fucking goes, oh, I don't think that got scanned.

And I was so out, I wanted to speak to the manager about getting stopped for stealing. I actually had a quick thought in my head where I was genuinely outraged that she cared. About stopping the Erems. I know, but that you were in the right. That you could go complain about it. I felt so in the right, cause I'm like, lady,

do you not know what we're living in right now? Yeah. The world's finished. We're done. You wanna go lady, show me a picture of where you live right now. Should you be stopping me from doing this? Do you really give a shit?

Are you sticking up for them? You should be lucky I didn't show up with a bus full of teenagers, and we're not rifling through the shelves with balaclavas on right now, you dumb bitch. You call the manager over, and you explain what's going on. She goes, man, what are you doing interfering with this man's business?

She goes, I'm embezzling from the company thousands of dollars every month. The guy, we're all stealing from everybody. What the guy would have said probably, he goes, that's okay, just wait for him to get to the $999 threshold then we'll arrest him. And then you get the Taser under the counter, you stun gun him, and then the cop's dragging him off.

Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, it's really hard to think anything's really that meaningful anymore. Well, I will say, there's UFOs, apparently we're gonna invade Mexico or something. I guess it's gonna be a war with Mexico. That's so funny. I don't really know what that means.

I guess it's harder to create meaning when there's so much information shot at you. Like you can't land at a place long enough to create meaning within that little space. You know what I mean? Right. So much stuff's coming at you. So, like, I don't know, like, I meditate on stuff.

Like today I just thought about McDonald's for a few hours and I found meaning there. I really appreciate it. It's really the simple things in life. I'll think about McDonald's for a few hours and I found meaning there. I really appreciate Really the simple things in life. I'll think about just how beautiful American cheese looks on top of patties throughout the day. Just think about myself a dopamine rush. Yeah, you go. Yeah You're like, how do they get those food commercials like that? God damn it. That looks so perfect. That's like I love America Yeah, you start loving you go you start Googling who directed a commercial you really liked. Yeah.

You look up the cast. And I go, Devon wants there to be a credits that roll after commercials. After commercials. I go, oh, Neil Brennan, I knew there was humor in it that was better humor than normal. Who did the writing on that? You're like, yeah, he did.

And you look at, you go, he did that Jack in the Box commercial I really liked. You're emailing the key grips. You're like, what was it like on the day of the shoot? And they're like, dude, I forgot I did that. Dude, I took my daughter to the farmer's market to get like, you know, I got her breakfast, which was like fresh fruit and stuff,

and then on the way back, I pulled into the McDonald's drive-through, and she's like, man, I'm like, you know, this is not for you. Yeah, yeah, this is adult stuff. This is McDonald's breakfast, this is for dad. You get the happy meals, and she eats like an adult. Yeah, she just started screaming and thrashing.

She's eating like trout almondine and you're eating Happy Meals. I'm playing with the kids tonight. She's trying to play with them, pushing her own ass. She's washing your dishes. I'm shitting my pants. I had McDonald's breakfast this morning and people go, oh, you know, you run to the bathroom.

No, I felt great. I have been in an amazing mood all day long. It was my favorite thing ever. Because of McDonald's breakfast. McDonald's breakfast used to be my favorite thing ever, but I haven't had it in a while because the sausage McMuffins used to give me insane hot farts.

Like nuclear hot farts. Like the heat of it hurt you. Yes, it was like. The heat itself. Yeah, yeah. What was your go-to? The two sausage McMuffins for like, it was always like two for four.

Yeah, I'm sure it's like. You wouldn't put cheese on them? Would you do that? Always cheese, yeah. Sausage, egg, and? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hash brown? And a hash brown, two hash. Orange juice? I would always get. They don't do that? Always cheese, yeah. Sausage, egg, and? Hash brown? Hash brown? And a hash brown, two hash browns.

Orange juice? They don't do that anymore. I would get two. Ordered a hash brown, they gave me one. They don't do that type of shit anymore. And it's way more for the potatoes. Medium fries like $4.99. Yeah, it's insane.

Here in, it's LA prices, it's Biden. You know what's crazy? It's the Dems. So many people settle for like Starbucks food. Starbucks just microwaves it for you. It's just a piece of shit. It's just bread and like a shitty egg in the clean and they just throw it in the microwave.

They'll ask you do you want to microwave it and sometimes you can just be like no, just I want to. Just give it to me cold. Give it to me cold, it's what I deserve. Who cares, I'm like I'm looking at my silenced gun in the bathroom and I'm gonna kill somebody. Yeah, I'm in this Target trying to get a gallon of milk. I just need a little fuel

for the next assassination Yeah, that's what people are doing in fast food bathrooms. They're assembling and reassembling guns blindfolded force gone No, I think I especially like hanging out with like you're that way we went to the mall yesterday To get the damn teddy bear. Oh, yeah And I'm looking at your daughter and I'm just like you get a dollar teddy bear at build a bear on your Child's birthday. Oh, you go. It's what it's the price of their age. Mm-hmm Oh, and then you have to plug in their information and it probably goes into like some human child trafficking thing

Yeah, it gets sent off to a child trafficking. The bear has a tracker. The bear has a camera in it. There's a camera that feeds to a yacht from Taken. There's thousands of guys beating off on a webcam. Not even to anything sexual. They just go, look at that baby that loves that doll. Chris Christie's there. He's beating off. Alan Dershowitz is beating off.

Yeah, they're all wearing nothing but boots, so they don't slip in the cum. Yeah, they got pants down to their ankles. Yeah, they're jacking off onto the floor. They're just spraying cum. Like dogs. Slipping in it. Like fucking dogs.

Yeah, sliding. Actually, they have chow dogs roaming around. When you have a dog and you spill like a little bit of eggs on the floor and they eat it up, they do that with their comb. No, I do that at home. When I jack off, I go, toes. Your cat eats your comb. And then he comes up to it and he smells it.

Fuck you. He smells it. Fuck you. Your cat eats your gum. That fucking sucks ass. It's worse if it's a cat. That sucks my ass. Cause it's a more distinguished animal.

Yeah. No, that's, I'm doing a bit. What I do is I jack off into their litter box and I cover it with sand. And I love that there's two really retarded fans who are gonna think that's true until the day I'm dead Shit the bed once again got him with his pants got him with his pants and he told the joke I thought was serious No, but the same guys who think hate watching Lemon Party are at war with each other.

Yeah, they go. Yeah, it's a very funny joke. It means they hate each other. They're not all best friends. They go- Like, clearly. Yeah, they go, clearly they hang out and drink together all the time

because they hate each other. They hang out so they can plot and track weaknesses of the other. But no, we go to the mall and I see, you know, there's a little fucking teddy bear dressed like a Marine saluting and then your daughter points at it and I see the happiness in her eyes. And I'm just thinking about how I couldn't find parking

and I just wanted to kill every single person there. I'm like raging out walking into the mall and your daughter's just ecstatic. You're a build- single person there. I'm like raging out, walking into the mall, and your daughter's just ecstatic. You're a build-a-bear. I'm a build-a-bear. You're a build-a-bear and you're turning red. Yeah, I'm trying to find the building, I'm trying to walk to the build-a-bear,

and there's a fat Mexican guy in a Dallas Cowboy shirt. I'm thinking about shoving him into the fountain and holding him down. And then I walk in and I see your baby, and I go, I have no, I have no hope left for me. It'll be better for you but not for me. Yeah, you, Jace kept mentioning to me, he goes, I keep playing these mind games in my head

where I pretend that no one is alive in the world and it helps me calm down and feel happy. So when he's walking through the mall, he imagines a world where all the people, they vanish. Like Marty McFly and the Back to the Future photograph. I do it in crowded malls because I get a little fucking, the people they vanish like they're gone Marty no I Do it in crowded malls because I get a little fucking you know just like Insane the only thing that could calm you down is if it was the end of the world and everyone was I? Walk in and I make a goal. I go. I'm not going to look at another person. I'm not going to fathom their existence I'm not gonna see a guy who looks kind of sad and imagine what his life looks like and I just tried his

I tried to make it as far into the mall. You're trying to summon like an adult home alone. Yeah, exactly. You're like a whole cheese pizza, just for me. I told J.C.'s like adopting the Chinese mind. You're Chinese maxing at the mall. I am Chinese maxing. I'm tucking my polo into my jeans,

smoking a cigarette indoors. You're deleting human underscore condition dot exe from your hard drive. I'm literally. Deleting it from your brain. I literally, I walk into Target and I go, be a fucking shitty boomer dad right now. And I just like, I'm just walking into people,

I don't look at them. I catch myself looking at a guy and thinking about his life and I go, no, no, no, don't look at him. You just walk, you don't care about any other living person at all. And that really helps me get through the day Yeah, yeah Do you guys do like bullshit Christmas shopping?

We just did that and then we went to California Pizza Kitchen and Jace fucked up by getting vegetables there and then feeling sick and I got a pizza How do you get they have a vegetable? I got a club sandwich and I ate the lettuce on the club sandwich. I immediately felt like shitting myself. I reprimanded him after for eating, because the vegetables at these places, they're three, four years old,

they've been sitting in freezers forever, they're sprayed with chemicals. You wanna go for the nitrates. You wanna go for, what are your cured, I don't want uncured meats, I want cured meats. I want well done pieces of chicken, I want bread. What a fucking fall from grace with these companies. Once again, it adds to what we've been talking about.

California Pizza Kitchen, when I was growing up, I had like, I remember families would dine there. They'd get a babysitter and they'd go to California Pizza Kitchen. You put on a suit. Yeah, like they, there was like, I remember some Pasadena, I had some friends that were kind of rich and they had like Pasadena families and they'd go to like CPK and like dine,

have like wine and it was like a, I think when you start seeing it at the grocery store in the frozen section, that's when they're like, we don't care anymore. Yeah, they're like, we're giving slop to pigs. It's truly the end of civilization. Nobody, everybody's in pajama pants at the CPK. Everyone's melt is like a string Yeah, people just walk around and sandals. Yeah. Yeah. No, I pulled a tomato out of my sandwich and it just blew away Disintegrated in front of me the nuclear family literally turned into a nuclear flint. Yeah, they're radio. They're radio. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I brought glowing green. I put a Geiger counter by my sandwich and just see if it'll kill me or not. We live life like we're in Chernobyl, just going to the fucking mall. Apparently, you know the number one predictor of child abuse in the family if one of the children is getting abused or not? Is what?

Is if there's any uncles in the family whatsoever. We get to spend any amount of a long time at all. It increases by like, like astronomically if there is a step parent in the picture. Oh, that's the number one predictor of someone getting molested. If the parents, it's the biological parents, the risk of getting molested goes astronomically down. So that is a, you could make a good case for the nuclear family right there, I think, just looking at stats.

Yeah. Right there, but you know, now that that's gone, I guess every Tom, Dick, and Harry's get it molested. Sure. I think probably everybody's got, everybody I meet has been molested or sexually raped or like. Yeah, I mean.

Sexually raped. Sexually raped, not just raped with the woke mind virus. Sexually molested and. Everybody's been plugged at a young age. Everybody got plugged. Everybody got fucked, dittled. Yeah, corked up. I mean it's not it's a goddamn riot It's a world this and you know what it and then on top of that you go

You wake up and you see your panda rewards app you like you've been kicked off of the panda reward system. Yeah, fuck it I'm gonna molest my knees. Yeah, well that gives you shit anymore. I have nothing to live for I thought I was gonna get free orange chicken today. And how am I gonna get my rocks off? They give you bonus points in the Panda app. If you prove that you raped your niece, you get 50 points in the Panda Express app. And you go, ooh crab ragoon, jet pot. You get like a free appetizer.

Free app. That's gonna be like the new Black Mirror episodes. Yeah. There's like punch cards for how many people you molest. Mm hmm. You have to send a picture of you getting handcuffed, like like when they take the picture of the bag at your door. Yeah. So that is the one like you can't take that away.

Like when liberals start saying like, you know a family you find family It's like now you don't you actually you can't find family anywhere. That's just a that's a bullshit Rape is just a massive issue worldwide Sophisticated you see that thing in France that lady this lady in France. It was a good she she just oh she's one of like 500 She won her trial. She's she was getting raped for 50 straight years. Dude, by like 500 people. Her husband would drug her and then just let guys in and they'd all rape her for 50 years.

Dude, it was a country club. They paid memberships and shit. And there's a whole thing in France now called, it's time for us to look rape straight in the eye. Which for the French, they look rape straight in the eye, they invite it back to give her $15. Yeah. In France.

Is it possible she was lying? For a digit. It is, I didn't. Because it's an astronomical thing. I did immediately have a really bad person thought about it when I saw it. I was like, how did you know? Like if you were drunk.

You were drunk, sweetheart. Sounds like it was your fault. It went a weird way, I'm like 50 years? Yeah. It's your fault. What? Sounds like you're a whore. Like what's going on? But yeah, no, in France they,

in France. Sweetheart, what's the common denominator here? I feel like you're thinking about it. In France there's guys on bitches being like, I mean you cannot even rape a guy's wife anymore. I feel like in France the men use the rape whistles to celebrate. Like it sounds like a little John

in the East Side Boys song. Yeah. They have the things from the World Cup, those horns that you blow into. Or they use the rape whistle to call people over to go like, Luke, Luke, I just raped her! Fresh meat buns! You run towards the rape whistle to do more rape.

Yeah, yeah. They have a, in their bike, they have a little bag with a woman they were gonna rape when they get home from the store, sticking out of the bag. I knew you would start fucking laughing your ass off. 50 years is crazy. 50 years of rape. 50 years, yeah.

How did you, at some point she gave it. By year three, she gave it. I don't even know what that means when I see that headline. By year three or four, she's not being raped anymore, she's just letting it happen. But there's a difference. And some would say that's the psychological abuse.

Well, here's what, she can charge him for three years of rape, I'll give him that. The last 47 years is on you, bitch. I guess what it does mean is that for 50 years there was a woman in France that everyone was like, she is this sleepy, the sleepy whore. And just there was a line of guys. They were saying Lily Phillips.

Was her pussy that good? No, she's an old lady now. She got raped a million times, so it was probably trash. Well in France they start having sex with girls when they're like six. Yeah, yeah. And they're pissed that it's only six. They're like so mad.

They're so six. So I'm assuming she- And they're pissed that it's only six. They're like so mad. They're so mad. Yeah. They, so she, I'm assuming she got raped up until her, into her sixties. Yeah. Yeah, she's coming out of court. She looks like 65, 70 years old. What do I type in?

Type in France rape. France. Yeah. Sam, we did this like a month ago with India. You could type in any, just type in any country rape. And then everyone goes, yeah, it's legal. Yeah, everybody does it. Sorry, my keyboard, hold on.

France rape. France rape. Pelicot trial? Yeah, who are the 51 men in Giselle Pelicot rape case? This is it right here. I apologize, it was more than 50 men, 50 men, not 500. Oh, okay. Which sounds fine. Yeah. I don't know what she's complaining about. As long as it's not 500.

This is the... She's walking out celebrating. She's got a bob haircut. Oh, this is a big bang. There's people gathered. They care a lot. France's largest rape trial. That is very funny.

Yeah, they have one every year. They go, what is it gonna be? It's like the World Cup, they announce it. They pick a rape case out of a big bowl and they read it. They go, Pelican! Her ex-husband had been found guilty of drugging and raping her. Looks like a guy who does that.

And inviting dozens of men. To also abuse her for over nearly a decade. Okay, so far, I wanna to say I'm gonna pause the video She wasn't awake to witness any of this yeah, so right there if and if I'm like the defense lawyer Sure, if I'm the defense lawyer. I'm like she's never been awake for any of this How does she know what's been happening? And they're there their their job is to be a piece of shit like that So they're allowed to say that And their job is to be a piece of shit like that, so they're allowed to say that.

It's actually their constitutional goal to say that. Their goal is to say that. But yeah, also the husband just like for 50 years is just like, you're a very sleepyhead. You'll have a lot of nightmares. Yeah, you just go to sleep, you fist your pussy in your sleep. That's why it's so sore. You poor cum in your pussy. That's why it's so sore. You poor cum and your pussy.

That's why it all leaks out. I go, where does this cum come from? You have crazy dreams, Gisele. And she had a bunch of babies, by the way. I don't know about that. She's constant, because they're definitely cream pie-ing her. Cream pie-ing her. They're cream pie-ing her.

Yeah, I guess. They're cream pie, if she's asleep and dozens of men come in there Guys fucking Ernie takes a cigarette and ashes on top of her pussy I think everybody very respectful. Okay, we get it We get it. All right. Well, this is a little shocking. It's horrifying. It's horrible. It's not a laughing matter 47 of the 50 men were found guilty of rape who are the three guys who got off that's crazy When I open the doors to this trial on second December last year, I wanted society to be able to understand the proceedings. Jesus. I have never regretted that decision.

She said, I respect the court and the verdict. Is tonight an intense debate about rape? There's a big debate. That's what I said. There's demonstrations around the country Rape. There's a big debate. That's what I say. There's demonstrations around the country about rape. There's debates happening. Yeah, yeah.

They don't say against rape, by the way. There's like, could be proud. Like it's just a thing. There's guys with legalized signs. Yeah. The problem is, of course, it's a big shock for the entire French population. Crazy that she's not like, she's not talking black,

by the way, that doesn't always freak you guys out. The black lady in France? Yeah, the black lady that she's not like, that's not my job. Like, she's, I'm French, honey. That's not my job, I was born in Nice. No, and that is always a little shocking at first. I remember when I was, I was-

It's jarring. I used to like, like, when I was a kid, like, I loved this guy, Alfonso Soriano on the Yankees because he was like A real cool black guy the Nationals and the Rangers as well. Yeah, really cool pitching motion Hitting hitting stands. It's a short stop. Yeah, and I remember I think left field and I remember being a kid and they interviewed him I thought he was gonna be like really like just I don't know just sound like my unfortunate fetishized version of a black guy to me at that time.

And he was just like, eh, we hit the bar. I was like, the fuck are you? And I flew to New York to the hate crime law. Throw all your posters up the wall. No, it's freaky. I've had, a lot of people have got upset at me. I've used to say like black British people aren't like really black and that upsets them.

Don't say that. That was a can of worms. Don't say that. I might have told you there's a thing in France where a black guy moves there and he's speaking bad French. They're like, oh, I love you, Mr. Black man, you are so cool. And if they get really good at speaking French,

they think they're black people from France and they go, you stupid monkey, get out of my way. They hate black people from France. Who are good at speaking French? But they love black people from America who immigrated to France. But if you're a black guy who go over there and you're like a ooga booga,

like ooga booga booga booga. Jesus. What? What? What's so crazy? Just a guy from Africa. I don't know what African sounds like. That's what I think it sounds like in my head.

You do it then. You do be an African guy. Go. Now you're in a movie, you go be African. I don't know. So Devin goes to the guy who's thirsty. He has an affectation because he's thirsty. Take this diamond!

And save my child! I'm doing a guy who's healthy, he's full of vigor, like that. That's the warlord. That's the only guy with enough protein. I get you. I see them. On Instagram, they have little monkeys and they make little tiny cute baby back ribs out of their chest cavity.

Once again, those are actors in America who are paid to make those videos. They're behind the Denny's in the grass filming those videos. But yeah, I imagine a French black lady like this who just speaks perfect French or black British people. What I mean when I say the racist thing of saying you're not really, you're black,

like people might treat you differently, but in my mind you're just not the same as a real black person, which is racist I guess to say. But it's because their voice is colonized. Black Americans started their own, we stole their sign. Is it because we kept them separate for so long, they just developed their own shit? I don't know, but my point has always been

I imagine a black British guy must be pissed Off when he just is like I fucking sound like fucking Sherlock Holmes, and I'm black. This is bullshit I should be cool. I should be cool as shit. Yeah, yeah They should move to America where they'll get like tons of pussy for speaking cool and being black Yeah, yeah, if I was a black guy, I would not talk black because gay gay white guys appropriated that shit and it yeah, I want cuz they got the nails and the well They appropriated black women. They're not talking about black honey and shit. Yeah, that's black women There's no there's no gay dudes being like what's up motherfucker, but they're not doing like black dude shit

I guess you're right. Yeah, I guess you could be like a being you could talk like a being Rames black guy They will still like an ironic way like a bitch I guess you could be like a Ving, you could talk like a Ving Rhames black guy. They almost do it in like an ironic way, like, bitch. Yeah, because it's funny to them they act like a black woman, because I guess black women are just hilarious to them. Because they have a lack of respect for black people,

black people should kill gay people. That would be the difficult one. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. That would be the difficult one, is I don't know who we'd have to side with if black people and gays were going against each other. Oh, I'm blacks all the way.

Black people, yeah. But who does the culture side with? Black or gays? Because there was a big black versus Jew during the early parts of COVID, and Jews won. Black people thought they were gonna win, Jews won. Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. They always go to war with the Jews and lose, yeah.

Chinese, black, they win. I think whites. You know, knockout game, nobody talked about that. White people are really the only ones powerful enough to defeat the Jews, if you think about it. Mm-hmm. I don't think so. I think Jew washes white person every time.

Well, I mean, if we didn't step in in World War II, like that shit would have been a wash. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess. Like, if Hitler had just kind kinda kept it to, you know, if he just like was a little bit more tame about it, if he didn't wild, if he didn't get, if he wasn't as aggressive,

if he didn't play so much offense, he could've quietly done that for decades and decades. If you play, if you do genocide, right, you can do that shit for a century. Solid 150 years of just quietly genociding people. You're saying they should have been a doc out taking a knee when the clock ran out. A century. It's all 150 years of just quietly genociding people. You're saying they should have been at Doc Cow taking a knee when the clock ran out.

Yeah, maybe you don't make people work 80 hour weeks. Yeah. Dial it back, give them vacation days. Hitler, it's 48 to five. Like let some clock run. Put in the B team. At a certain point, they were up by 40 and they were still taking like threes.

Yeah, it's like hey, JB guys go in now, all right? Put in the junior Nazis. Yeah, exactly. This is what I'm saying. I don't know why I was making that point. They're up 50, Hitler's hitting a three from deep and then doing like the Curry fucking shooter thing. Oh, so yeah, the argument was the Jews beat... There was a culture war between Jews and blacks,

and I remember black people started saying anti-Semitic things, a bunch of popular black people like LaKeith Stanfield, and guys like that were talking. D'Shaun Watson, yeah. They were doing their Louis Farrakhan shit. And then Kanye was kind of the apex of that being super anti-Jew, and then he got smacked down.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, Jew beat black. Jew beat black. Yeah, Jew always beats black, unfortunately. Yes, yeah. Jew beats almost everything. Almost everything. It's the Uno card.

That's why this year has been so monumental, is to watch this, it's like watching the New England Patriots fall apart. They were a dynasty. Can I say something? I put on in Glorious Basterds before I came over here, in the beginning scene when the general, Christoph Waltz. Lieutenant Aldo Raine? No, no, no, Christoph Waltz. Lieutenant Althoran?

No, no, no, no, Christoph Waltz's character, the Nazi guy. Yeah. What's his name? Colonel. Hans Landa. Hans Landa. When they're firing through the floorboards

at the beginning of Inglourious Basterds, I remember first seeing that in 2009 and being like, it's a tragic, sad, tense thing, and I was kinda smiling when he was doing it. And it's because- Wow, this is an insane thing to say. Because- It saved so many Palestinian lives today.

I was picturing like Brett Gellman and all these guys down there. Just Brett Gellman getting riddled with bullets. They get caught because a beeper they were working on went off. You are hiding people that suck ass, are you not? I don't need your float boys. There's Netanyahu down there, is he not?

And it's just Brett down there with his disgusting wife. And his big fur coat. They're making Instagram stories. Genocide cabaret down there. From the river to the sea, that means you wanna kill. Douh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Just bullets, hell, Nazi bullets. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

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But those aren't those ones, you know? Well yeah, I mean, I don't, if you're, in fact I remember when the thing was, the stuff was happening with Gaza, like weren't all these, there was like a couple last remaining Holocaust survivors that were like, this is disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gavur Mate is the guy who speaks, he's like in the Holocaust, he was a baby, yeah. But yeah. Hurt people hurt people. No, he's like in the Holocaust. He's a baby, yeah. But yeah. Hurt people hurt people. No, I get that too, Ben. I also, I put on Inglourious Basterds and I love when Christoph Waltz shoots after you. Yeah.

Ben's watching the theater. Ben's watching Eli Waltz kill Hitler and he goes, boo, woke, woke, boo! kill Hitler and he goes, boo, whoa, whoa, boo. It's funny, that is like a woke movie now, I guess, according to Twitter. Yeah, it's like a lib movie. Yeah, they fucking turn Hitler into fucking Swiss cheese. That's a woke ass movie. Yeah, I guess you're right. And he mean he is a cuck.

Hitler? No, Tarantino, like he's a cuck. He wants to be like he wants to be like black and stuff. Yeah, I mean, he talks black Tarantino, he's a cuck. He wants to be black and stuff. He talks black in every interview, wears paintball caps. He lives in Tel Aviv. He lives in Tel Aviv. He is Captain Cuck. You think he's been searching for Patrick Bavaroli

this whole time just to hang out with him? He despises his whiteness. Yeah. Quentin, he hates his whiteness. That's where a lot of his creative power comes from. Do you think he moved to Tel Aviv because he can wear the dashiki and they won't say anything? He's dropping a hard R ordering hummus.

And they're just like, this is go-kai, my friend. Very good. But yeah, it just, I don't, it doesn't tug at my heartstrings as much because of what they're doing now. It's been a bad year for Jews, PR-wise. So when you watch Inglorious Masters, I go, I don't know, these are just two teams I'm

watching play. Right. Yeah, you're going, ref, let them play ball! Have you put it on since, you know, they're, you know, since the hellfire bombs and- Yeah, I look at them, I don't look at them as the same people that I, Israelis are different than Jews to me. Oh, really? Yeah.

But it's an ethno state and they claim it's an ethnicity right? So. Well that's the argument is some people are like. So it is an ethno state and they claim they don't feel welcome anywhere. They're just, they're like. They don't feel welcome somewhere

unless they're in an ethno state apparently. If they're not in an ethno state they don't feel welcome. I just feel like. So they want the world to be an ethno state. I feel like they raised a lot of really shitty kids. And they didn't, I guess they didn't impart on them Uh-huh, you know what happened to them there well They were like the thing is they taught them they go these horrible thing happened to us and they never said like and don't Do this to anybody else by the way, they just left out. Yeah that last part, but that's the thing

It's like people are like, oh, it's anti-semitic if you don't support Israel Like it's it's semantic to be it's anti-semitic if you don't support Israel like it's it's somatic to be It's anti-semitic to be Israel because now you're making me think every Jewish guy is just the most evil guy Currently alive. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I'm just I'm just I'm specifically talking about Brett Gellman. Yeah, you just say yes. Yeah, you're specifically I don't know anything. You actually don't even give a shit about Palestinians. You just hate Brett Gellman.

No, I think we need to kill a bunch of people, if I'm being completely honest. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of these guys out there with the RPGs and the rags on their head, and they need to be blown up and done away with. Yeah, they should tire themselves out. Yeah.

I mean, they're doing a Tom and Jerry thing over there, and again, it's both sides that don't care about me, if I live or die anyway, Yeah, I mean they're doing a Tom and Jerry thing over there and you know again It's both sides that don't care about me if I live or die anyway So what do I give a shit? But Brett Gellman has to be stopped and they have to stop leveraging this thing where they claim they don't feel welcome anywhere in the world This is absolute horseshit except the like the biggest cities in America Yeah, where there's billboards for Israel and billboards for their fucking TV shows that they're in. And then they claim they don't feel safe anywhere.

Yeah, the most successful enterprises and jobs in society, in societal history. That's what I'm sick of is people leveraging this, this fake, I don't feel welcome anywhere. Yeah, that's the most annoying shit. That's crazy. You drive down the 405, there's a billboard for to support Israel and the next billboard is Brett Gellman's annoying shit. That's crazy. You drive down the 405, there's a billboard for to support Israel, and the next billboard

is Brett Gellman's TV show that he's fucking. Sometimes I feel like my only home is Miramax. I mean fucking like Alan Dershowitz is stepping off the Lolita plane and watching like teenage pussy juice off of me, he's like, I'm under attack. People are hurting me. It's like, sir, you reek of teenage pussy juice. We give your country.

We give your country more money than any country. Yeah. You have you are in TV shows and movies. Yeah. You also don't deserve to be in those things. And then the only thing you can fucking talk about is how you don't feel welcome anywhere in the world. You have, first of about is how you don't feel welcome anywhere in the world Mm-hmm you have first of all if you don't feel welcome here go back to your ethno state You have one you have you you have I don't have that yeah You have an ethno state right that God gave you and everything else go back there

Then you're and by the way don't what they fly you there for free isn't that how it works you get a free ticket? Yeah, right. Yeah, you can do anything you want here and then seek asylum there and be fine too. And still you don't feel safe here. So, you know, Brett maybe needs to put down the pills and the drugs and the coke and the ketamine and the ecstasy and everything else. It's the ultimate GTA safe house. Is Israel. Is Israel. They can go back any time. I'm not hating on them for that, but shut the fuck up.

Stop, shut the fuck up. Also we're not stopping it, so you guys are winning. I mean, you guys have to deal with some people in the streets that are free Palestine people, but they're not getting anything done. That's the thing, it's like nothing's even happening. You're still winning all the time. They're just like, everyone's mad at me.

And it's like, okay, we did nothing. Nothing has changed. Yeah Brett Gellman blocked me on Instagram and I'm fucking I've been with this off this week Yeah, so now I'm really anti Israel this week Cuz he blocked me on Instagram and I can't see his shit anymore Yeah So the discord has to feed me Brett Gellman videos and I accept them like it's bread being slid under my door and I'm in a prison. Is he still doing stuff? You're in a court going, no.

I send the Discord, I go, please send me Brett Gellman stuff and someone will screen record something and send it to me. I'm like, thank you so much. He's still tweeting? No, he deactivated his Twitter, I think. Unless he blocked.

I'm pretty sure he deactivated his Twitter because I go through, if you search Brett Gellman on Twitter and go through the top posts, it's me owning him. I'm quote tweeting, owning him. Yeahman on Twitter and go through the top posts. It's me owning him I'm quote tweeting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I see I haven't seen him on Twitter in years now He didn't feel safe. I guess on Twitter either. Yeah That's the only doesn't feel safe. That's the only place that argument makes sense to me

This was the amount of Hitler fan cams I see now fuck him. Yeah Fuck him. You don't feel you're on the internet and you don't feel safe. Are you retarded? You're you're a screen you dumb retard. You're at the craft services table at stranger things 5 screaming at a fucking intern He's honest they've got the wrong type of cheese. Do you go? I don't feel safe. He's not he's he on Instagram He's like an Ibiza. He's in like on the coast He's on the coast of Spain and France and everything. Red carpets, getting his makeup done. And he never. And people just think he's a fat white pig

until he pretends that he's got this, you know. He has an ethnicity, but it's like, you're just fat white people with beards. There's a whole idea. You walk around and we're all like, hey, what are we? I found something fucked up about Israel, by the way, and this is bullshit.

So China doesn't recognize Jews as a religion or ethnicity, did you know this? I did not. See, you can't put it on your birth certificate in China. So they recognize Islam and Christianity and all the other ones. They do not acknowledge Jews as existing. But there was a province in China of Chinese Jews

that they all got wiped out in the year 1500 because there was some big ass flood. And they all floated away. God was like, this is too silly. God was like, enough. But apparently there are still like a battalion of Chinese Jews, which is so funny. Wearing a tiny rice hat on only the top of the head.

So these Chinese Jews picked up the ethnicity again. Yeah. And they're like, no, we are Chinese Jews. You can be Chinese and you can be a Jew. Right. And they wanted to go to Israel for their birthright trip. And Israel let them do it on the condition that they converted to Judaism. So they had to go through the,

which is offensive to them because they claim they were born Jews. So this is what's really offensive to them because it won't be recognized on their birth certificate that they're Jewish. And then Israel themselves is not letting them seek asylum there, they're making them convert,

and then they can go be Chinese and Israel. Right, because the Israelis are like, no, look at your eyes, come on. Yeah. Which kind of means actually that you have to be white to be a Jew. No, yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah, 100%. And I know they got brown ones over there too, or whatever a Jew. No, yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah, 100%.

And I know they got brown ones over there too, or whatever. But you just, yeah, they have the highest, don't they have the highest skin cancer rates? Jews? In the Middle East, yeah. God, really? I think like 78% of them,

because they're not supposed to fucking be there. They're not built for the sun. It's like sending Ireland to the equator. It shouldn't exist. It's a bunch of people from Poland pretending to love the desert. Yeah, yeah. It's hilarious. They're like Poland pretending to love the desert. Yeah, yeah. It's hilarious.

They're like, we're from here. They're glowing pink and red. Skin is flaking off of them. Yeah. I'm going to keep attacking Brad until he unblocks me on Instagram. Has he blocked you guys, too? No, I think I'm allowed.

I can't even pull him up on the show anymore. We talk. He found me and blocked me. We DM. And by the way, I don't even interact with them on Instagram. So that means he searched me and blocked me Brett Gelman Yeah, yeah, he uh, he hasn't blocked me. Fuck him. Yeah, I'm gonna follow him right now. I

Could be like hey this dude on this podcast handsome really fucked up shit about it. Is it one T? Maybe he blocked you too. It's two T's I believe. He's not coming up for me. You gotta like go He's kind of hidden I think because people keep reporting on it I had to type in like the whole name and then it finally popped up. Yeah What the hell? I think he blocked you too bud This post from an account that no longer exists. Damn. He deleted his account. No, I'm looking at his shit right now. No, they send me his stuff all the time on Discord.

It's B-R-E-T-T-G-E-L-M-A-N. That's his shit right there. Oh, on Instagram, I'm on Twitter. Oh, no, no, no, no, on Twitter. His Twitter had deactivated. Yeah, he deactivated it. I think I own, I think I ran him off. Like, we had a little bit of a turf war

where I was really attacking Brett and I got him. I ran him out of town. Yeah. It got too hot for his ass. Yeah, yeah. You said this app's only racist enough for one of us. Yeah, I can see him. What a fucking loser.

What's he posting? Is it just him like with cat whiskers? It's just him in some insane like onesie Yeah, you know a nine hundred dollar onesie bought in highland perhaps or some shit down La Brea. Yeah It's even worse than that. You know he's I run into him Yeah What'd you say? Yes? No, I was just gonna say it's probably worse He's actually on team who like, like, Googling cat shirts

because he's a cheap faggot. This is gonna be so funny. Yes. Yes. He's buying Chinese child labor cat onesies. Yeah, also he wears, like, Daniel Plainview hats, drinks little cups of espresso. Yeah, yeah.

He wears, like, the see-through. You know the, who's the guy, who's, doesn't Sean Astin play a guy in 51st dates that were fishnets It's a fish net shirt. That's what Brett Gellman is. He dresses like that guy Yeah, well, it's actually his body hair just ripped his shirt to shreds poked a bunch of holes in it He fucking sucks my ass. Yeah, he's a he's a piece of shit. I hate him so much Well, just you know, just know that every single... I wonder where he lives. Yeah, you're walking into every Einstein's Bagels. You go, where does Brett live?

In a weird way, this is... I call it Einstein's Bagels. Einstein's, and it's a Mexican teenager being like, I don't know. This really is the ultimate Christmas episode. Merry Christmas, Brett Gellman. You know what fucked them this year? Hanukkah starts on Christmas day. What the fuck is that about?

Yeah, I heard about that. Is that true? Stay out of our thing. Is that true? This is our thing. Oh my God. We don't do that, we don't change Christmas to the day Hanukkah starts.

We should. Get away. Stop. Here's when Hanukkah starts, the day after Christmas. We get one day. What the fuck? So does that, don't they do, they only give one gift out and then they have to wait

for another 14 days? They do a gift every day. I'll give them a gift. I'll give them a big chicken box. You'll give them a menorah box. Yeah, you'll give him a, you'll give him a menorah with, a menorah with eight sticks of lit dynamite. Yeah. Fuck, I get, how did, he searched me on Instagram

and blocked me. Yeah. Well, you had a big tweet saying he died. Many, many big tweets. You tagged him in it. I tagged him. Got a lot of likes. I thought it was, I thought he did die.

That's just me. I'm not the best journalist. Maybe I should stick to comedy. Yeah. I thought he died. Turns out I just had a dream where I killed him. You know, another enemy of yours moved to Israel as well, Brett Ratner.

He fled to Israel once he got all Me Too'd. Ratner fled too? Ratner fled to Israel, yeah. There's not really any Hanukkah movies other than like Eight Crazy Nights. Eight Crazy Nights. But they don't. Every other movie made in Hollywood.

Technically a Hanukkah movie. Yeah, but they use Christmas as the... They go give them the Christmas bullshit. Did you just even believe in like God and like going to a place? Most of them I think, there's a thing like if you like really are into the Torah and stuff you kind of just don't believe in God and going to a place? Most of them, I think, there's a thing, if you really are into the Torah and stuff, you kind of just don't believe in it anymore.

You're more studying it as an artifact. Interesting. And they do have, the one thing I like about their religion is they are very much like, who knows? It's mysterious, we don't know God, we don't know anything. Yeah, but they also- They're like archeologists for being obnoxious. Like they're like...

They dress like retards. That was rude. Their hygiene's bad. They weren't good-dox Jews. But I never understood it. Like they don't, they seem, Jews almost seem, they're so smart they don't believe in like an afterlife or a god really, but they love the regimented.

The tradition. The tradition. Yeah, the tradition. Which, that's cool. Can I show you guys the two podcasts in closing? So I found this I found this Jewish podcast. That's been cracking me up Hold on. Don't read what I'm typing in because you guys do this sometimes where you ruin the bit

Okay, not looking at the screen not Okay, not looking at the screen not Okay, it's Can I read the title yeah, yeah, it's on the screen that's called a mayor well for the audio people It's like Mayor Weiss's journey from Hispanic upbringing to his civic Judaism Yes is a journey from Hispanic upbringing to a civic Judaism. This is the guy right gonna go Saturday in the morning to the synagogue here. He wasn't having it. You step out of this house.

You're out for good. My low rider costs a lot of money. Low rider has a high interest payment. No, Rada has a high interest payment. So it's an Hispanic kid who's converted. And he's talking to these two. Learn from what to do. That guy might be two feet tall, the guy on the right. That might be H. John Benjamin, I'm not sure.

Sometimes there are people in our life, and we have to find a way to learn from them also. Sometimes what not to do. Right. I'm not sure sometimes there are people in our life and we have to find a way to learn from them also Sometimes what not to do Getting more knowledgeable on Yiddish right? He also does the yeah, no, he's clearly doesn't know what he's talking Yeah, he's crazy pretending to be Jewish and they're like asking They're like, well, what do you think about the the first book? He goes? I yes the

I think when I first read the ha ha I thought okay And they're like so true. So true. Do you to uncircumcise yourself? You have to like wrap play it around your penis every morning. No, they mesh it on this Circumcise. Oh, Jews do circumcise? Jews cut the flesh off, yeah. Wait, am I retarded? Yeah, yeah. Gentiles have the dirty, dirty penis.

Wait, no, I'm circumcised. Yeah, you're Jewish. Wait, what? No, most people get circumcised, but in Judaism you have to be circumcised. Yeah, it started with Judaism, I believe. What the fuck? Yeah, remember the rabbis sucked the little babies off and give them herpes. That's like a big controversy. They eat it off. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, they remember that the rabbi sucked the little babies off and give them herpes That's like a big oh, they eat it off. Yeah. Yeah, so who doesn't get circumcised then?

Mexican guys like monster truck dudes. Yeah grew up and like in shit and their parents were like we're not I don't cares Let them have the shitty the helmet. Yeah, dude. I'm a cover. I'm retarded as this cholo who thinks he's a The helmet thing. The cover. Dude, I'm retarded as this cholo who thinks he's a Hasidic view. I'm as retarded as this guy on screen right here. I'm that fucking stupid. If he actually, if he pulls that hat off,

there's a Haritos bottle right underneath. I don't know why I thought that for a second that they don't get their cocks out. That hat is so silly. That hat drives me insane. Yeah, it kinda rules though. It's so tall. Started asking myself. Yeah, the interview's really boring though. It's so tall. He started asking myself.

Yeah, the interview's really boring though. It's just a very funny image that it's real. Oh, it's hilarious. The other thing I wanted to talk about. Imagine the Mexican woman who's just like, my son, he's Jewish. My son, he's Jewish now. He's a Jew.

Devin, I showed you this podcast the other day. Oh, God. Right here. Oh, yeah,, I showed you this podcast the other day. Oh, god. Right here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The LOL podcast? Game we should play, it's that game where we give a scenario and we're

seeing how you would scream. Oh, this sounds fun. This was happening to you. So Maverick, how would you scream if you were on land and you looked behind you and you saw a alligator running like 30 miles per hour at you. Ah! I hate alligators, man.

No, no, no, no. One of the guys is hitting the, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, there's an alligator running 30 miles an hour. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, bud. You know what, Gabe? And they're like huge, they like do like MSG and shit,

don't they, or something? Yeah, yeah, I checked there. Really? I thought it was a fake podcast and I looked at it. It's like, hey guys, we're adding more shows at the Wells Fargo Center, and yeah. MSG and shit, don't they or something? Yeah, I thought it was a fake podcast. I looked at it Hey guys riding more shows at the Wells Fargo Center and yeah Taking over for the Hawk to a girl. Yeah, let me find the goes to jail I thought I I thought I showed Devon the P. Diddy one man the video scrolling

You showed me a P. Diddy one the bit when you scroll through your saves videos It looks like in like the fifth element when she learns about war and genocide and shit. All the images flashing in front of her. Just the worst of society. I thought I saved it, Devin, because I remember showing it to you. Yeah, you did. You showed it to me.

I'm sitting here doing so many bad things right now. I think you were on their page. I was, yeah, but I don't know. Hold on. I'm going to type in P. Diddy Lol podcast see if I can find it real quick No results be that he probably clean that was the that was how I found it though fuck I'll here's the podcast though. So it's like

2.36 million subscribers. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is it right here. It's a real thing. I didn't realize it's one of the most popular podcasts in the entire world. They look like a family in a Disney movie that is in like a, it's like a motocross thing.

It's called like Breaking Away type of movie. Let me see if P Diddy just shows up here oh here we go why is she talking like is that Ivy is she on the show she wasn't talking like this in the other clip some episode she sounds like this and I don't know why. So she's like the bad baby. I mean I heard about like baby oil and stuff like that. Yeah okay that's enough P Diddy because our audience doesn't even know who P Diddy is. I know from TikTok I don't even know what he did.

Yes I never knew who Diddy was and I still don't know what he did or what he is or anything about him besides that he had baby oil. He sings pizza. Wait that's him? What? He may not have seen that song. I don't know. What song? Wait, I think that's ush. Yeah, but there's two people on it.

Oh, it's that other guy. It's like, okay. I would imagine him in the mic that day in the studio. Hey, listen, I know you were talking shit about Jews and stuff. It was getting pretty anti-Semitic and stuff. I hope all white people like those are killed as well. I hate, I hope. Yeah, add them to the big list. Add them to the list. Well, theresemitic and stuff I hope all white people like those are killed as well. I hate I hope yeah Adam to the big list Adam to the less

Well, there's a Hasidic Jewish guy behind the camera Feeding them like laughing gas and they're more retarded goes. Yes. Yes Giving them oxys and shit. Yeah That So it's like cat I looked into them for a while. Their names are like Cash and Kinsey and uh. I guess that's like my fault for being upset at that because that's just like made me feel old.

Yeah. I'm like, I bet all the comments like, who the fuck is Diddy anyway? And then none of them know the Usher song. Like yeah, I'm like, am I, I'm like an asshole if I like correct them. Yeah, yeah, you're suddenly Mark Mirren. I'm like an old guy, yeah. I don't even like an asshole if I like correct them. Yeah. Yeah, you're suddenly mark me I'm like an old guy. Yeah, I don't even you're in a jean jacket. Yeah, so this is a cash in Maverick

They're the guys the one who seems gay is actually married to This lady Well, but you know there I thought they were like 16 they're apparently married and they have a baby. Black suit. Well, you know. But they're, I thought they were like 16. They're apparently married and they have a baby. Well, whatever they are, they're getting raped by every executive in Hollywood. So take solace in that. And then the redheaded lady,

they just like tie her up every episode and they piss on her. You talked about some cheer story and you pooped on a girl? No, I didn't poop on a girl. I only semi-pooped on a girl. Oh my God. It was like four years ago.

See what I mean? You look like a little kid. They put themselves in like saw traps. Yeah. And they like piss and shit on each other. Yeah, it sounds like a bunch of teenagers who are about to die in a car crash on the way to prom. No, it's good now, it's good.

Wait, here we go. I can breathe. Oh no, no, no, no. These have millions and millions of views. You see the black.com logo come on the screen? Just fucking like, Diesel walks in. And just face fucks in. Yeah.

You know what's funny is that the people that listen to this too, or whenever they go like, what's your favorite episode? Probably my most embarrassing moment ever like Just that was a classic. That was a classic. Mm-hmm. That was that was the peak. There's a cream of the crap That was decremented crap Yeah, I don't know if they Terrible dude that literally makes me feel like I'm in an IHOP and a fucking theater group

Just walked in me and Devon also this girl is she has a baby and she's married to either cash or or Maverick or whatever. She's married to cash, but the hell Hit the crosshead, hit the guy. The Indian FBI guy. He just raps the shit out of her. I don't know if we're just getting older, so these look like children to us, but I thought, me and Devin thought these are like 18 year olds, 19 year olds.

They're like married with children. They have like a whole vlog series they've been doing for years about married life. So I don't know, maybe they're in their mid-20s. I really have no idea. They might just be 19 and fucking married with a kid. Yeah, they could just be young, married. Yeah, like those stupid southern couples

we knew growing up. How did she escape? I gotta know. Yeah, how'd she get out of that damn suitcase? I think that was off screen. I don't think they showed us. Oh damn. Wait, here we go.

Cause that is really like one of the most embarrassing moments ever. That's so embarrassing. Yeah, it was. Is your neck hurting? Oh no, no, no, no. Yeah, it was is your neck hurting It's crazy they do all these stunts it can only make it an hour by the way Like they did they do the suitcase thing for 30 minutes and they still reach an hour and like whoo we made it Yeah, we made it did an hour 22, which means they had an hour press stop and an ad of the credits on top

which means they hit an hour, press stop, and then added the credits on top. Can you imagine the audio engineer just like thinking about just killing himself on his way home? The guy who moved to LA and has been trying to make it for 18 years and they pay him 50 grand a year to do this shit. I wonder if when they perform live, first of all, God knows what that looks like,

but it must be a sea of pedophiles when they look out. Oh yeah, yeah. There's a sea of like, nambla, Ned Flanger's eyes. You have to put your dick in a yonder bag to watch the show. They go, guys, there'll be plenty of time, plenty of time to jerk off in the lobby after the show. They go, guys, there'll be plenty of time, plenty of time to jerk off in the lobby after the show.

There'll be a meet and skeet for VIP members. Petaphiles who are embarrassed, they're there. Yeah, they run into another petaphile, they're like, oh, hey, I'm bringing my daughter who I raped. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. A pedophile is embarrassed. He lies about rape. He has to lie. And he's, he's lying, he raped his family. Yeah, the other guy's like, oh yeah me too. I'm here with my son. Who I also do stuff to.

Of course. Yeah they're like of course. We're pedophiles. We're not here on our own. We got better taste than that. We take what we can get. Let's be honest. We're like raccoons It people are I mean I'll look at the comments to see if it's dead internet theory like if this shit is even real Timestamps I love they have they have timestamps so you can go back to your most memorable parts

Yeah, they just get in and out of suitcases. They're just like Mav lifts somebody up cash gets water Wait let me go to it see if that's real. It's just him trying to pour water on her. I believe And then he does actually get water. Yeah. Nice, yeah. Yeah, it was this crazy ass thing to do. Classic. Yeah, the top comment was, I think, they said- Not Cash and Harper fighting like siblings.

I'm sorry y'all shower together? What if I miss was one of the best parts of this episode. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think maybe we should kill children or something. I mean, I'm as retarded as them. I thought Jews weren't circumcised this episode for some reason. Or were, or weren't, I'm sorry. Are Muslims circumcised?

Muslims, do they cut each other's dits? No, no, no, they only slice girls' clits off with rice. What races don't circumcise? I'm gonna look this up. Hispanics, like I said, Indians. Oh, so the Mexican dude who converted to being an ascetic Jew probably had to get his shit cut later.

He probably had to get his shit ripped off. Indians don't get their dicks cut Europe Just feels better circumcision is rare in Europe. I wouldn't have thought that oh Well, you know the more you know Yeah, the hell China they don't cut their well, it's so small you would need a we don't have the technology yet to circumcise a Chinese man. The IBM, a microscope, yeah. It makes sense you want it circumcised in China too,

especially if the dicks are that small. It's like you want to play with all, you want to go to battle with the army you got in India. If you get circumcised, it's taking at least a centimeter off your dick length. Because that skin that's coming off the tip of your penis is giving you a little bit more of an edge. You could fuck, and women, I think you can give them

better orgasms if you are. Yeah, because your shit's juicier. Yeah, there's something about the motion that's better. Okay, so actually Muslims, Jews, most black Africans, non-white Australians, and others do circumcise. I was surprised by the African part. I was shocked. I guess they would get so dirty out in the brush. Yeah, you know yeah It's shocking revelation shocking revelation

Anyway let's go to the patreon Yeah Yeah, some reason I thought Hispanics were circumcised because of the Catholic shit, but I don't know. No, I think Catholics, they don't circumcise. They don't. Yeah, that's their thing. Interesting. That's how Jews and Catholics separate themselves.

Yeah. Someone's calling you a cuck on Twitter, Dad. Oh, shit. That's pretty good. Yeah, someone tweeted at me that you're a cuck, actually. Nice. So you're off the podcast now What I would just some AI thanks Tweet at me and then big country

Christ your fucking engines are insane your notifications are crazy. I can't even show that It's the craziest thing I thing ever seen kick that guy off Yeah, he makes me laugh sometimes though Yeah, that's that's a crazy thing that makes me feel really bad What we do yeah that he tweets that at me every time I tweet yeah usually tweets something like that But half the time it gets me But that's a little that makes me feel even worse about what we did. But that's what I was saying at the beginning

of the episode, this is why we just should be able to say exactly what we mean. Cause people get to dance around how they really feel and what they mean, you know? If they can actually just say it, maybe that shit will go away. Yeah, I don't think we get away with enough. We don't get away with anything, you kidding me?

It's highway robbery here when it comes to the truth and ideas and freedoms. They rob you blind. I think Nancy Pelosi's being investigated for like more like $28 million in like a fraud or stocks or something. It would be cool if YouTube changed and was like the wild blast. It should be.

You should be able to go live and just start killing people. Well. And the cops have to catch you. Yeah, people have to. I didn't mean that. You should be able to go live and talk about killing people without worrying about, no. Okay, fine.

You win. No. Checkmate, Devin. Very smirmy. Hell, you got me. Bending like a ZZec debate. No, wrong. I mean, you know, five companies

are in control of everything, right? So it's like, you know, we gotta beg for, we're not gonna get nothing, so we gotta beg for as much as possible. So what I say is no laws anymore, no restrictions. You get to say whatever, do whatever you want. That's what we should try to force. And so then they give us some breathing room.

Because then they go, whoa, they're like crazy. They wanna do this, they wanna do that. Then they just give us a little something. You know what I mean? It's gonna take a lot of Luigi's is what I'm saying. It's gonna take a lot of Luigi's to where I, cause I don't feel, much like Brett Gellman, I don't feel safe in this country.

Cause I still can't say anything I want on X without going to X jail. So I don't feel safe. Because I have thoughts and then I feel unsafe because my thought isn't an allowed thought All my thoughts should be allowed and I should feel safe a hundred percent of the time Yeah, if it's if I don't feel safe someone is committing assault on me. Mm-hmm And that makes them that makes them a snowflake

That you and the thing they say. Yep have to feel make you feel safe at all moments. Yeah. Yeah Honestly, I don't I don't think anything's broken if I. Yeah. Honestly, I don't think anything's broken. If I'm being completely honest, I don't think anything's broken. I think everything's working pretty good. I think there generally is a lot. The sky's still blue. The grass is still green.

Well, we're working on that. It's... We've got our top man on that. The sun is still shining. There's fish. Fanta's actually trying to make the sky orange for advertising purposes. I saw a picture of Santa Monica in 1920.

Sea level was the exact same. Oh, I think everything's fine. I don't buy global warming anymore. I don't think this is all, I'm actually, Devon. I kinda don't. I'm a little sick of it. I'm seeing these pictures from 1920 and right where the Ferris wheel's supposed to go

in Santa Monica, it's the exact same. Looks the same to me, bub. These private developers keep buying fucking beachfront property. Thank you. If anybody would know, it would be them. Be them, right? Why would they do that?

Mm-hmm. I don't know. I'm not buying any of it. I think they don't want us going outside and loving, like breathing in the fresh air actually. Yeah. Soaking in the sun's rays, you know, going on walks, drinking water.

They want us scared. Every once in a while they'll post like a video of a polar bear like in striped pajamas like starving or something. And you're supposed to be like, whoa shit, but I ain't there, so. Yeah, that I mean. Or they'll post a picture of a coral reef

and it's like white. Yeah. And you go, it's like the leaves and fall they change color The bottom of Florida why isn't it overtaken with water yet? Like shouldn't it already have happened? Yeah, exactly Shouldn't it be in New Orleans be completely underwater by now? Yeah, well, we're working on that as well Everything is everything's fine. Actually Nothing is nothing's a big deal. I genuinely do believe like if you're kind of convinced everything's ending like you have no concept of like history at all. Like everything's like fucking insane all the fucking time. Yeah. You know. That's the that's the war on on Christmas. It's it's every day. Every day could be Christmas and there's the war on Christmas. It's every day. Every day could be Christmas

and there's the war on Christmas. That's what they don't, that's what's really going on here is they wanna steal your joy. Your joy to them is a precious gem and they can't wait to get their hands on it and they covet your joy every day. And you can actually just go out there

and you can just kick ass every single day. And fucking be a badass. Yeah, and they do say, if you watch our news program, we'll steal your joy and we can sell just go out there and you can just kick ass every single day Yeah, they do say they do say if we if you watch our news program We'll steal your joy and we can sell you aarp commercials. You know shit Actually, everything's fine Everything's fine. And that's that's the only message. I really have for anybody listening on Christmas Day Is it's like a beautiful beautiful world and everything is everything is everything is beautiful Everything's beautiful your Christmas Eve put that gun down

You're gonna make it another year and you're gonna find what you're looking for Bottom line and even if you even if you don't you might find that what you were looking for wasn't actually what you wanted You know that's actually that's what the best Christmas movie is about It's a wonderful life. It's a Wonderful Life. Cause that's the title is the mission statement of the movie is it's a Wonderful Life. Yeah. Where they go, they go, George, think about your brother killed 85 Japs in the war.

If you were never born, those Japs would be alive today. Yeah, the message of the movie. The message of the movie is inherit a bank yeah from your dad mm-hmm and Actually is the antagonist in that movie is he Jewish no, he's just in a wheelchair He's just severely disabled mm-hmm yeah Well your your money it's not in the bank it's in that Jewish guy's wallet And it's in the Fed the Fed has the printing money because it's you the end of the movie They like March on Charlottesville. Yeah

Merry Christmas Anthony Camilla They're all adding ticky torches Merry Christmas David Duke on that podcast Merry Christmas hodge twins We give you the white pass The only thing in closing for our Merry Christmas episode says we could watch a little bit of the hodge twins even the David David Duke the impact or we can watch it on patreon. I think we watch that on patreon. That could be good Yeah, yeah, because there's people jacking off in their room listening to the podcast who need to go open presents now. They're jacking off in their room.

Yeah. They come out, they reek of calm. Reek of calm. Fresh calm. They come, their mom has been banging on the door for hours and they go, honey, it's time to open presents. They go, no, I'm doing the nimmenpadi. And then they come out and then when they come out out of their room their mom turns on nine air purifiers

That they keep around the house because they smell like so much they have a box fan in every window Yeah pointing outward and the moms like man the lemon party guys did a long app He must have came seven times. Okay, you nutted everywhere My retarded son You just shoots loads into the ceiling fans just shoot it in the ceiling fan and let it spray Like snow shooting loads in the vents in the outlets This guy's mom has to cover the outlets with those baby proof plastic plugs

So he doesn't he doesn't fuck the outlets. She has a lock on the fridge because he keeps jacking off into it. Because he wants to save his cum for later. She only keeps the gun in a safe so he doesn't fuck it. Take your shoes and leave them outside. No, not, if you leave them by the door he'll fuck them. Yeah, leave your shoes outside and then put on these boots we have These bowling shoes we have for you put it laying down like tarps in the living room for guests covering the couch in fresh plastic

Well, they change the plastic every day And he looks like Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black. Yeah. He goes, they really, he goes, they really stuck it to Brett Kalman again. They really got his ass. And he's like, that's very good, sweetie. Now let's open the presents. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's pawing at the presents. He's pawing at it. No. She goes, you know how to open them. He's going, I don't, I can't do it. Holding it up with the back of his hand.

You have to do it for me. No, you know how. Fuck you, then I'm gonna beat him. Fuck you, Kent. I wanted a Red Ryder AR-15 this year. Merry Christmas, everybody. In closing, my friend Sam, he sent me a TikTok he found of there's this concert in Thailand,

and the lady, there's a sexy lady doing an outdoor concert. There's maybe 30 feet of separation between her and everybody just dancing outside. And it's just weird Thai music. And if there's only one guy sitting Indian style in the front row of the car, and everybody is back at 30 feet away from him, it's because it's a guy

with Down syndrome, a Thai guy with Down syndrome, he's sitting cross-legged and he's full on, his fist is here, and he's just beating off like this, sitting down Indian style watching her as she's dancing. Is that why they call it Indian style? Yeah. Yeah.

If you zoom in, it's just, no one stops them from beating off in public. It's really beautiful. It's like having glasses that make you invisible. In Thailand? Well, if you have Down syndrome and you're in a third world. If you have Down syndrome. Sorry, I thought you meant a race of people,

not retarded people. Ours are, we stop them from masturbating here. In third world countries, people with Down syndrome just, and I'm not saying Thailand's a third world country, but it's not here, you know what I mean? It is, isn't it? Don't want to offend the Thai listeners. I don't know what it is.

I don't fucking know anything. No, if a retarded guy's jacking off in public in Thailand, they're like, lucky bastard. That lucky son of a bitch. It's like having a concealed permit. Yeah, yeah. They go, god damn it. Yeah, there's guys stretching their foreheads out

so they can jack off in public and pretend They're getting BBLs in their forehead to jack off they just beat off at coffee shops all day. Yes, sir. That is correct Yes, sir. That is correct Christmas episode for everybody's alone on Christmas. It's you know, it's it's not a fun or people You have to work on Christmas sucks ass. Hopefully this was like a fun long listen Yeah, the listen I love the listeners and the the limit part. It's amazing and and everything Great Christmas been a great year. Thanks thanks for your support we love you all thanks for turning on us eight months ago it's a one thank you for turning on us every five thank you for the sixth month like you're her key jerky people

it's it's really it's a wonderful. It's really, it's a wonderful life, isn't it? It is, it's a wonderful, foggy life. It's a wonderful life. It's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing. It's beautiful. And at the end of the day, we're here on Christmas to talk about retards jacking off.

Tomorrow I fly out to go to Texas and come back here and do it all over again next week, huh? You're damn right. Yeah, you're on JRE for Christmas Sorry to the the the the Ben Avery dot live people I'll make it up to you on that I'll do an episode on the 30th and then an episode like on the second as well I'll make it up to you guys, but I'm gone for the week. So I can't I can't do the show Well, you're supposed to to livestream on Christmas Day.

Yeah, because Wednesday's Christmas, and people are like, someone messes me up. Are you going to do a five hour show on Christmas? If anyone is upset that you're not going to be livestreaming on Christmas, they should blow their head off on Christmas. In front of their family. By the way, I created a new channel for that, you're wondering it's not on the lemon party clips channel

I stream from Ben Avery presents the show so you can type that on YouTube. But anyway, Jace, I love you, buddy Merry Christmas, Devon. Love you. Love you, man. Love both of you guys. It's been a great year. It's been a great fucking year. To many more. Hey, to many more. To a hundred years Can we talk about my daughter's birthday party on the Patreon? Yeah, we can talk about that. Can we actually talk about that? Yeah.

Behind a paywall, I figured we wouldn't talk about it publicly. Yeah, we can talk about it on the Patreon. It was very funny. Yeah, yeah. Apparently I missed a big show. Missed a big fight. Missed a big show.

So we'll discuss. All right. All right, Merry Christmas everybody. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

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Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina Music would eyes of Bolido, Wicked and evil while casting a spell. My love was deep for this Mexican mate, I was in love but in vain I could tell. One night a while young Calmore came in, Wild as the West Texas wind.