lemonparty - 116: All Bass, No Brakes

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

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But since I'm doing it in 1080 Always in my face Talking, listening Girl, I had the best of me Hopefully we all die. Hopefully those embers come a-flying over. Yeah, are we recording then? Uh, yeah. Okay, cool. I think it's safe to say none of this would happen if gay people weren't allowed to get married. Yeah, you know. Oh yeah.

We should have a fire chief. We got a fire quief over here. God damn right. Listen to all these damn embers there. Fucking good God. Stupid bitch. Fucking three amigos of Dykes running everything I Know it was too many Dykes for Twitter to figure out about it was the word when I saw those the top three members were

All big fat Lesbos. I was like oh my god Twitter is gonna go insane or just the whole everyone's gonna go crazy Roman statue glowing eyes Twitter is gonna go crazy over this But everyone hates the only dyke you should hate in this is that one that was like I can't the black yeah because Because she's gay and black which is just you can't be both In that one promotional video she had she that was bad the her like her husband shouldn't attitude in that one promotional video. She had, that was bad. The her like, her husband shouldn't have got in that situation. What are you even talking, what does that even mean? You're not prepared to rescue people from fires?

I know, you find that retarded guy who had to get left behind by his mom, you're like, why is she in a bad situation? By the way, that mom's a sociopath. She said that, she 100% killed her kid. I looked into it a little bit, I saw, she was doing an interview the day after. She was doing an interview and she was bright crisp. You said but the lady that lost her Palsy her son who was a child actor by the way, which already means she's used him as meat for as long as she can Yeah, he was he got cerebral palsy as an adult. Yeah, he got molested so much. He developed the neuro degenerative

The spine the nerves out of his spine Out of those tunnels that they burned down in West Hollywood. No more spinal fluid. It was yeah It was like doing ecstasy. They actually tapped the spinal fluid to put the fires out But he the mom was basically like she's like I tried to get Eric But I couldn't cuz my arm was kind of sore that day and she goes I had a broken arm and he told me just go Yeah, he goes go by the way, like why was he so cogent in his final moments? Why was he like, you just get out of here, mom. Isn't he like all fucked up? I know.

I thought the whole story was that he's like, like, you know, fucking half a. Shaky and. Half a shake. I thought he was a shake my fear. Shaking and can't talk. How's he able to speak so low in the midst of chaos? If he's. No, sure. What if he's like, he's trying to go like, no, go. She's he able to speak? So I went in the midst of chaos. He's no sure what I like He's like he's trying to go like no good. She's like go

Okay, I what if he was just like he was a kid out of here the Dykes have ruined us He's got a he's got a phone logged into his face like an inch away I think I like to think like I would have saved him But if he if I go in and he's like too fucked up looking I don't know I'd be like a big touch I put him like in a cup when you find a spider. I put him under a glass underneath and I Spent way too much time trying to slide the paper under cuz you're terrified of touching him because you think it's like contagious I'm looking up if he's poisonous and then and then midway through you you actually drop

the paper a little bit and you freak out just throw it you squash I'm straight with rain now it is that was the most important person that we lost yes sir, sir. Yeah, I imagine. Yeah We're actually recording from James Woods house right now. He let us in we're looting to do podcast We knocked on the door. He said what's the password? We said fuck black people in gays and he let us right in He goes fellow patriot We walked in and we we did this we go DI DI we highly hail Hitler We walked in and we we did this we go DI DI we highly hail Hitler James woods in a Cronenberg movie. That's really good. He's a great Yeah, I love that

Yeah along with the new flesh video drum Hello, I love that movie Got a huge penis as well. Very well known big old dick. He's a Larry's big old dick in his house survived the palisades fire You know, maybe God is a Republican Who knows? Who knows but it was a wild time. It's the worst week I've ever experienced in LA. Yeah, truly I I didn't think we'd be able to record I thought whether I can't believe we're actually able to do well Thank you for coming over here. Of course, they finally kind of contained it, but we still Course they finally kind of contained it, but we still

Literally a mile and a half that way which is crazy Mandatory evacuation pretty much a couple streets over that way and then that way and then they see you know The fucking wind is gonna pick up again the D. I went that D I win you never know which way cuz I just Chris's it's just crisscrossing You know what's funny is I was like it's shaking and just like the dim Just like it fucking the wind is like Allen Iverson. I Was like can we shut up at the DEI firefighters? And then like I turned on the news and like there's a plane landing from Mexico and like a mariachi man gets on finally the

firefighters are here Yeah Queer you find out like're only people helping are like prisoners and shit. You have no clue what's happening. No, no. Literally people are like, well, I have 25 years left in prison, so I hope this fire kills me. They're literally putting out a fire while Hassan Piker interviews them on his live stream.

Yeah, in his Carhartt jacket. But isn't that just because we suck ass? Who sucks ass? There's Newsome and whatever the fuck. and bad Karen ass mrs. Bass miss bass do not besmirch miss bass's name what if she was she's like what why didn't you hire more fire she goes that is not my job mm-hmm I mean yeah this is real Karen a real Karen. Yeah, miss bass See here so here's the thing for anybody that's just like is learning about like LA politics like first of all who could give a shit

Right, but like no one likes them and no one's ever never had no one's ever liked them and now outrage is the is like seen as a virtue kind of because like Rage is the is like seen as a virtue kind of because like Otherwise you would have if you actually really cared you would just like pitch in and like help the community and like do stuff Mm-hmm, you're gonna just be shaking your fist on Twitter like I'm I'm pitching in by creating a strife amongst the community I'm I'm going to AI websites and I'm making the firemen look like Bruce Filinch. That's how I'm fighting for the good people that are burning alive right now. Literally people are like cutting their life 20 years short to save Hollywood and people are

tweeting like look at these faggot fat firefighters. And all the firemen are like punisher guys. They look great yes awesome they're like John Bernthal they're around yeah but you also see the maneuvers the helicopters are doing it's unbelievable the water drops was like a fucking and one mixtape I sat there all night last night just watching water get dropped in the red shit yeah I always I always go when they drop water I go you should drop red I go drop more red red reds better. There's scientists worked on it Scientists work on water drop the science. There's a fire bit going like we need more red send this red. I

Don't know what it's called. It's red send it. There's there's like there's Crip firefighters that are like dropping blue They're like fuck you Yeah plants flying into each other if you thought America hated water, just now, I mean, you know, watching the water does nothing. People are like, see, I told you, you gotta put crystal light in the tankers. You gotta drop some propel on these bitches. All week, you would see, they would be like,

why can't they drop ocean water? And then people would be like, you fucking idiots, you obviously don't know how corrosive ocean water is and then a couple days in the Canadians are dropping ocean water mm-hmm yeah really yeah they've been they've been picking it up and dropping the like dropping sharks on people's families the retarded son actually got ate by the shark they dropped. I think they're dropping poisonous jellyfish on like Ecuadorian families.

Yeah you're like finally our house is saved and you just get electrocuted to death. That's awesome. But yeah I don't know, it's fucking unbelievable and it's a, this is LA's Katrina I guess. Yeah I mean yeah technically yeah. It's unbelievable and it's a this is LA's Katrina. I guess yeah, I mean, yeah technically yeah, it's white Katrina Yeah, 13,000 buildings burned to the ground 24 people died we don't really give a shit about the only yeah buildings Why I looked at pictures of all the people that they're all black. What is that about? Hmm? Well, they're smoke detectors weren't working You can't ask me that

You can't ask me that. You can't ask me not have me say that. That was a good one. Very good. Yeah, but no it is a tragedy that they lost their lives. Yeah. It's actually deeply sad. Yeah. Yeah, how do people, I'm assuming people just stay, they're like I'm gonna save my house and then they just get caught in the place. They just don't take it seriously at the beginning or whatever. Which I respect. Or have nowhere to go. I mean, I don't know. I get it. They have places to go. Get in your car and leave.

Yeah, they're giving you places to go. Yeah. Airbnb's giving like 30,000 free places. They pulled out a rack of ribs. They were like, this will be great for the... They're like, I'll turn my house into a smoker. Speaking of a big rack of ribs, by the way, I think my favorite grifter throughout this whole thing has been that big hog in Silver Lake. There's this big fat hog of a lady who she's taking,

she's ripping pages out of like weird, Oh, that pretended that that, horoscope books. That book. And she's clearly taking a lighter and burning the edges. Around, yeah. Yeah. She got community noted hard, like nine million impressions.

This is not from the Altadena fire, clearly. This was altered. The community note should say may you burn in hell. For you explaining this. It was such a funny photo, because she tweeted, she fake burned a page that said like, chapter seven, recovery, or whatever. She took a photo of it with her big fat. With her big hoof paw.

You look at that hand and you go, Jewish people couldn't eat her if they needed to. It looks like a hoof with sharp little acrylic nails on the tip of it. It looked insane. Yeah, it sucks ass. Well, all the grifters come out. Whitney Cummings used the whole fucking fire

as an ad for her podcast. Yeah Just as unbelievable. Whitney Cummings is like, the fire's nine miles from my house in my podcast studio. No And then you know, she pressed stop record and she goes, okay, I think that's good Can you wipe? Yeah wipe these fake tears out of my eyes? She has an assistant dropping water on her face. She's using up all the water with her fake tears. She drained the reservoir in Hollywood they couldn't access. But what a time just what a time. And the winds gonna pick back up. Well, so that's the thing we might be halfway through this because there's still there's so much burning right here and then I'm next to

this canyon over here so this could uh in 24 hours this house could be gone mm-hmm yeah we have no idea and at that point I don't know what I'm doing yeah I people kept telling me like to you know maybe think about getting out there I'm like if it gets to my if it gets to like the city city I'm like we're done yeah blow my head off. No. Yeah We're moving on Like are you fucking kidding me if it gets to like if it gets to Echo Park Echo Park? We're done end of LA Yeah, like what?

Are you guys thinking about buying a gun now? Oh, yeah cuz so like over here like people were looting and the National Guard came in and there were cops everywhere because yeah Like a really fucked up car rolled up and asked my neighbors here if they were Evacuating or not and then they just kept driving like clearly they were trying to find out who was leaving Tons of people in my neighborhood left Cuz streets over is mandatory vacations. Yeah, they come up. They they come up So they were you know, the National Guard came out. They started arresting people and whatnot I'm like all I have is I have this I have a knife Wow All I have is this knife that that we made in Texas. I made it out of a horseshoe

Yeah, this is like so I got like this you can do that I like to imagine there's a guy watching me and what he's like I'm gonna steal that knife, but that won't you can't watch videos how to even use it You gotta get a gun. You gotta get a shotgun. Do you think you could throw this? Like that's a thing. I could throw that at a guy. Yeah, you could have a really embarrassing final moment Where it hits him sideways and he goes. You think you're good at throwing a knife and then die. Yeah, it hits him sideways and then he picks it up

and stabs you in the eye. I throw it like a boomerang, it comes back and slices my throat open. You could hand your killer his weapon. There you go, sir. You'd be like Deliverance where you try to throw it and it goes right into your leg and you just fall down. I messaged my friends friends Aaron and Philip their their writers and they know a lot about guns

Yeah, and they told me I need to get it I think it was a Glock 17 because that's the biggest Glock sure because my hands are so big cuz I'm six four I've got a big hands and a big get a shotgun too cuz you can you can you can you can go through rooms I know better with that sure because you can go through rooms, I think, better with that. Shotgun's good. I love going through rooms. You've got to clear rooms. I'm going to be clearing lots of rooms.

You're going to be clearing your rooms. You're going to be doing that just every night to shut down. Because the more I'm looking into this, this will keep happening. And they're going to pretend it was a natural fire. But it really was like a schizophrenic man with a flamethrower Paid by the government. That's why I need a glock 17. That's the pistol I need to get I thought I should get a 1911 you know the one from like no country for old men and I'm gonna get a pistol

I'm gonna get a cannon. Yeah You should get you should get a 500 s and I get a Gatling gun. That would be pretty cool Coach Gatling gun. That would be pretty cool. Like a stagecoach Gatling gun. I would love that for you. You come flip and get out of my yard. I mean, I, yeah, there's a, I think this was, I think a lot of these were started.

But you don't worry about that. Well, I mean, yeah, the arson is sure, but like, you don't worry about the, I mean, if one of these motherfuckers are coming at me with a giant Because he's blue these butane lighters. They got huge that they're coming at me. I'm gonna kill him like it's in a jaws I'm aiming for the tank and like we should Go on hikes with our guns. We should shoot any teenager smoking weed Anybody that even has a lighter on them blow their head off. Mexicans who might have bootleg fireworks on them anybody

Oh, yeah, we gotta kill them especially. Yeah, I'm saying we're gonna do a death wish thing but for like People smoking weed, I guess we got to kill We have to kill what we saw from the Dodgers one goth the Mexican teams that love By the way, you know, these kids are injecting weed too, that's a thing. That's so retarded. My buddy, you know Clay, he told me he knew this guy he worked with out of like a kitchen that like shoots up weed, like in his car he would like put it in his vein

and shoot it, I looked it up as a real thing. That's a real thing people do? People inject weed, I didn't know that was real. How? What the what? Or do they grind the flour up in the syringe? in the syringe oil they inject the oil into their veins I I mean I'll look it up real quick But apparently that's a cuz you know weed people eventually they don't get high anymore

And then they move to dabs and yeah people that do dabs say they have to do a dab to leave the house Yeah, those people go even further they start shooting up we heat at that point just start smoking crack yeah it would be more respectful pathetic I will say it's safer than a lighter in LA County mmm at this no flame I tell you what I mean damn flame we've seen from the World Series these Mexicans aren't their own hands aren't safe with these damn fire where these guys are blowing their hands of those people in the neighborhood thinking they caught the guy setting the fire. And they like, they like.

Just grabbing him. They grab him and throw him to the ground. I don't even know, I don't know what that guy was up to. Even if he wasn't, like, even if he wasn't setting fires, just kill him. Because you don't get to hold an object like that amongst this happening. Anyone thrashing, anyone walking down the street, just like, like doing that, like,

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you go 50 miles away is another man yeah I know it was the palisades and then they're like oh yeah it carried it carried 19 miles against the way you can it conveniently carried to the black neighborhood in the hills It did dude. It killed like the only there's like one neighborhood Outside of like what like Hawthorne that's like a successful black neighborhood, and it just completely burned Yeah, Alta Dena is like one of the neighborhoods with a lot of still like old mom-and-pop places and family businesses People who worked their way up from the inner city bought their own house and family businesses and people who worked their way up from the inner city, bought their own house and there will be mountains. Yeah, they're gonna, you know, they'll turn that into just to be a high rise apartments. Yeah, shit. You

know, they go Pasadena is great, but you know, it's kind of annoying about Pasadena, that black area right next to it. What do we do about that? You get close to the matter, gets a little shadowy over there. They go, let's well, well, we'll use water in a couple days on the fire. But for now, we're just kind of gonna, we're gonna run around in circles. They go, we'll use water in a couple days on the fire. But for now we're just kind of gonna run around in circles. They were honestly like, hey guys, we gotta save Billy Crystal's house. We can't get to the black neighborhood.

Which they didn't even. No, they didn't. That's also what's interesting about this is that it's horrific, but in a weird way you're almost like, oh, they're not safe either. No. The celebrities couldn't save anything. They'll give. They'll still go to hell. They'll still go.

Yeah. Like, did you see that interview with Dennis Quaid? That was going viral today. He had the big yeah on his hat. He had a big and on his hat. A black hat. I texted you and said he stole your merch. He's a fan of the Ben Avery show. He's on the merch side. But he was like he was like in the interview, like no sense of like, this has come across bad. He's like, he's, but he was like he was like in

the interview, like no sense of like this has come across bad. He's like he's like, I mean, you know, my agent, two of his three of his houses burned down, you know, my friends, you know, nine of his condominiums burn that he's only got twelve left. I mean, what's that guy supposed to do? Yeah, you know, it is sad, but it's like, you know, fucking yeah, don't stop. Yeah, you know, tune a little say just say his home burned down His own burn their home should mean plural for those not one of the homes burned down two of his homes burned down

Yeah, yeah, you know well. They should have burned down then good Yeah, well the funniest one to me was Mel Gibson doing Joe Rogan while his house was burning to the ground that is amazing It was very funny. Yeah, yeah, And it it's yeah. It burned down, right? Who? James was was saved. Yeah, I was saying the males. Mels is OK. Er, males wasn't OK. He was going to pull that up. Jamie and its satellite image of his house burning to the ground. It's been so weird, dude. I like I like I can, I've been like trying to like not think about how like actually depressing and sad it is. Yeah.

But like, it was like manifesting in weird ways last night. Like I woke up like every 45 minutes after having some weird bizarre dream. I just couldn't, because we had that night where they sent the evacuation notices like 50 times and that was like a lie. Dude, I've been having, it's been manifesting in the weirdest way. I broke down on Saturday

but before that I was trying to keep it together and I I found for whatever reason I was googling like how to get a longshoreman job How do like, you know, this is all over Yeah, how to become a nutrition apprentice shit late. I was like four to five years apprenticeship. That sucks Yeah, it was like I'll be 40 by the time I get that I would kind of love a longshoreman job for you That would be great. Yeah, I would love you to become like an underwater welder that makes like $25,000 a week and like and dies in a way that's so horrific. It has its own Wikipedia section. Yeah Jules Verne style I want you to die in a way that like only Jules could write I get I get turned into like toothpaste in a black hole

That's how I die. I want a mythological squid that read you to bit You want to be killed by the crack in the actual crack And it grabs me and rips me in half above its head and it's all because of the damn DEI Cuz the damn DEI because the damn DEI Podcasting yeah, cuz you're white and then I'm like well. I gotta get away from this DEI. I'll get a welding certificate. I'm underwater Nine gallon, you know nine atmospheres of pressure. I look over I have the black lesbian firefighters right next to me Mm-hmm, you know, she's pushing me a little bit too close to that hole and I get sucked into a little tiny Walnut into octopus's beak. Yeah into a big

Cave yellow cave and she goes you should knock out yourself in that beak They have fucking tongues by the way, do they have beaks and tongues or is it a teeth in their beak? They do have beaks and tongues and I think they have little tiny teeth on their beaks. Where's their dicks? It's uh, it's in their mouths Their penis is in their mouth. Yeah, they suck their own penises Yeah, they're sucking their own dick yeah, isn't what you think one of their tentacles would be their penis are all their tentacles. Oh Yeah, yeah, that would be really cool. Actually. Yeah, now do squid fuck We might all have to move in like six months, huh? Who knows? I'll never move. Oh, yeah. I'll never move. I'll just keep living in shit. Yeah, I'll wake up in ashes

I'll look like a like a Shutter Island dream sequence where I live You look great finds in that yeah I live. It'll just be. You look like Ray Fiennes in that 28 years later trailer. I'm never leaving LA. Ever. I get it, man. Ever.

I get it. Because we protect our own here. We have a. The city, what if we turned into shitty New Yorkers where we go, the city fucking came together. We came together, buddy. Me, personally, I bought $12 worth of protein bars and drove it down to the shelter.

The city fucking comes together Every day I've been considering bringing water to a shelter I saw a thing on my ring doorbell thing and from the community goes the firemen are requesting you stop bringing Red Bull to the fire Stations that they cannot drink Red Bull they go with a request white monster energy drink white monster cans. Only these people are trash. I can't drink this shit. Do you know what it takes to get an EMT license in Los Angeles? You're a piece of shit. People think they're really like they're fighting fires for six hours and they crack open a red bull when literally on their

break. Are you out of your fucking mind? They're like Sponge Bob like when he's not in water no America I read that I go oh they don't know how to rehydrate yeah they don't know what rehydrating literally if you tell them like bring water they're like I don't have enough water for the hose they don't even think it could be for them to drink they think you're bringing water bottles and you're they're spraying it into a big tank that has hoses attached to it They were fucking water water saw the ocean by the way the oceans there the whole time it did nothing I saw Canada

Canada Canada finally started using Canada Canada came Canada came Mexico came and now we have them in cages Canada came, Mexico came, and now we have them in cages. Then we put them back in the cage. We put them in cages. They landed, they helped, and then we put them in cages. You know we're going to invade you, right? Mexico's plane had a lot of flair attached to it. Did you see when it landed? The plane full of the Mexican firefighters? It had a flair attached to it? it was like a flamboyant. It looked like your fajitas coming to your table.

Like it was the Mexican plane and all these lights on it. It was doing the bachata. It was a bus with wings welded on. I'm not kidding. It looked crazy. I pedaling. It's like the earliest plane in the front of the nose of the plane is a mule. Yeah, it's like Michelangelo one of those spinning like helicopter things, but they all are hell. Everyone's they all helped out a lot, you know, because we have nothing.

But I like the Dennis Leary Dyke that's running things. The fire chief. I like that Dyke. Yeah, Connelly or whatever. Like a chubby Dennis Leary. You you need a dyke She's she's going after the she's going after an newsome news come and and and and ass Mayor ass Gruesome and ass That's what I call them. I'll tell you that I've never met anybody that likes them So I don't know how they're appointed like I don't know who voted no idea and then Gavin this and just does Podcasts throughout this thing happening and he's like, I don't know who voted. No idea. And then Gavin Newsom just does podcasts throughout this thing happening. And he's like, I mean, what even happened here? Yeah.

He's like asking the host of the podcast what's going on. He's doing podcasts called like the CIA presents Pod Save America. He's going like, I did a great job. Everybody knows I did. If there was a moment where like I was watching the local news and even the people in the local news are furious because they're Angelina's. To their houses are like the people. People local news are furious because they're Angelino's too. Yeah their houses are burning down. People in like KTLA were like we recommend residents to just just publicly

execute the mayor and the governor. Pull a John Q. They go everybody remembers Bass lives in Hancock Park. It's very easy to find house right next to Garcetti. I'm sorry guys but I think this is kind of the end of LA and luckily I got this place So as long as I don't get kicked out of here, I'm fine But after this rents were already crazy I have I looked into this place that I mean if this is like my last house in LA and maybe I stay in this house for We can hope we should tell I'm dead they

Try to outlaw the whole price gouging thing that they started doing Yeah, we'll see we're like rent went from forty five hundred to twelve twelve thousand dollars overnight I did see I did see I knew people actually who found rent increases and then they were tagging the owner on yeah Instagram they like this person should be killed. No, we need we need people to be tarred and feathered Yes, kids like their skin boiled off. Yes. Yeah, Devon. I've been here 11 years now Yeah, you've lived here your whole life. Lived here 32. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is unprecedented.

It's unprecedented, but every city has their thing. And we'll get stronger from it, and in about eight years, we'll all have mesothelioma, and we'll all come together, we'll be at the center, we'll be getting chemo together recording. This is gonna be great. Then just think of the Mark Wahlberg Peter Berg movie that's gonna come out from this. Yeah, here's the worst screenplays that you've ever seen have been written in the past three days.

Oh yeah, yeah. A family is displaced from their home during the 2025 fires. They move in with a neighbor, and then they form an unsuspecting friendship, and learn how to solve. A lot of horseshit movies will come out of this. But here's the one positive,

and it's because I've lived in LA my whole life. Go on. We're coming together now. There's a community feel, which is actually kind of nice, because we have to overcome it, because the government doesn't give a fuck about us. a fuck at all. They fucking shit about us, but But the way we'll survive as long as like the economy doesn't get like massively fucked up and we can like you know You're they don't your rent doesn't go up the property taxes. Don't go up my guy told me he goes

He's never gonna raise my rent good. He told me never well. Yeah sure sure He said he says that until Dennis quades a agent comes to him you can only help he was killed in the fire He's never gonna raise my rent. Good. He told me never. Well, yeah, sure. Sure. Well, he said! He says that until Dennis Quaid's agent comes to him and he goes, I'll be there. You can only hope he was killed in the fire. That's your best case, that he was killed and nobody noticed? So you're just paying payments to a company.

I gave my two months in. I was out the door, he came in, he got on his hands and knees, he begged me. He said, I'll never raise your rent. And he goes, please leave me. And me, he said, I'll never raise your rent. And he goes, please leave me. And he goes, I'll never raise it even if the biggest catastrophic fire in LA comes. Please leave me, look at your face.

But here's why we're gonna be okay here. Because the lack of community in LA will help because everything's so vast and separated that here's the thing. I haven't visited, I've never visited the Palisades. Last time I went to Altadena was for like a comedy show nine years ago. I mean I don't, I love it, I love, whatever,

I feel horrible but. I'm over here, I go to Malibu and Topanga all the time. Our direct reality will not be that changed. Oh no. I always said like if a terrorist attack happened in LA Like if a terrorist attack in LA happened in like in Orange County say there was a terrorist attack in Orange County Everyone be like sucks for them $70 uber I mean handle it you might not know it happened. You don't even know what happened if it happened in Orange, California

You're like what? Pch I'm like that sucks, but what I go to PCH once every three years, I kind of fucking you know, it's not like it's horrible Yeah, why does my animal feeling like my animal? Got tell me that this is changing This is like a catalyst for like the end of Los Angeles as like I've been saying that and Los Angeles is over forever and nothing had happened yet. This happens and it's like, okay, yeah, it's bad, but if anything, it might have sanitized a lot of the city. It'd be a disgusting city. Okay, we have pandemic.

This is like kind of a personal pandemic for us. Personal pandemic. So we have pandemic, then Kobe died. Then strike. By the way, Kobe dying was worse than this. You know, you could take the whole city if Kobe would. Yeah, for the morale of the city, much worse. So I'm like, I'm unfizzed. Kobe would be putting out most of the fight right now. In fact, this was like a Native American cleansing.

Like they burned the hills he died in. It also does show you how bad that Armenian pilot was when I see these helicopters Just swoop and unbelievable doing doing This guy just like I was in the air for too long Well, I'm saying as I'm kidding as it's a city of necessity and that's why people live here And I feel like we're one decade away from people watching like Coco Mellon AI videos like because this shows already so bad anyway and people don't have standards and I'm not getting mad

at people in replies anymore by the way, I made that mistake cause then I realized most people are like 14 or they're like Indian, this is my friend Jake, I was talking to him about this, he's like they're 14, they're like Indian Nazis or they're like functionally illiterate. And then like you're going through the replies and getting mad at people that have basically a version of brain damage just from being alive. They're reading your tweet by going like,

Oh, la la la la Sanchez, just let it is. And you're like, that guy's ruined my day. They're sounding out your phone to apply to it. A guy whose phone is so smudged from him running his fat retarded finger across the words to read that. And the problem, so the problem is too, is first of all, blue sky is for gay guy fags and I'll never go to blue sky. If any of us went to blue sky, I would kill you guys. Yeah, you're off the show if you go to blue sky.

I know, yeah I don't. But then again, I haven't looked into it yet. Should we all go to blue sky and just become terrorists? Like should we be like the pirates of blue sky. No, I don't. But then again, looked into it. Yeah. Should we all go to blue sky and just become terrorists? Like, should we be like the pirates of loose? Well, they kick you out if you say like anything. Do they they just ban people at will? I thought blue skies like super gay. But will they are they fascist over there? Will they just there? I would wonder if off with your head.

You go on blue sky and you just tweet like like a man or man and women or women, I wonder if you get like, like banned. No, like someone shows up at your door. They show up at your door. Yeah. Like the men in black. There's a wellness check.

Yeah. I don't know, that's what it seems like to me. I'll never get on it. The wellness check is they go, sir, did you just join Blue Sky? Yeah. Are you okay? I want to go to Blue Sky and check it out now, actually.

Yeah, but you're not home. The problem is with X is that it's all engagement farming now, right? But the problem is people lean into that so much that then they become it so like nothing's real anymore on there Yeah, and then I'm a retard for reading the replies of stuff and then getting mad. Mm-hmm that people were saying it's like lasers Yeah, people were tweeting why you tell lasers. People were tweeting why, you're telling me the fires are burning down homes but every leaf is untouched in the forest. That's what they said. The leaves, like leaves aren't burning.

It's how retarded. But see now I'm getting mad again. And it's like, again, it's a 14 year old with like a fake, it's an Indian Nazi. It's literally a guy in India who loves Hitler Who loves white people and I? You're getting angry about the about the really hilarious people that are terrified to even visit here They think that they're big shots living in whatever fucking shithole they live in that they all day They think about the rent in LA

And they don't even fucking live here. They've never visited I know and they keep going like uh-huh. Yeah, I guess baby oils flammable Well, they took a couple people tweeted me they're like yet another reason I won't live in shitty LA and I'm like I've never thought about I don't know where you live I've never thought about your place most fucking people would have a panic attack living here. Yeah, I Mean unless you're from New York, you don't know what the fuck living in LA is like. Yeah, the living conditions are bad.

People move here for a year and they move out. Yeah. Yeah, people come here and parking tickets take them down. And I have a sense of pride that I have had. I've risen the ranks in this pedophile prison that we live in. The guards are keeping us in our cells. They're all pedophiles.

And the water's rising. The water's rising. The water's not rising. There's no rise in the water. It's actually getting very dry here. This has nothing to do with climate change. By the way, I have checked pictures of the beaches of the Santa Monica Pier in like 1925

and it's was exact same So I don't know what The 20s versus now it's nothing's changed that you've liberty. I genuinely don't know what we mean by water This one I think we would want the water to rise because there would be less fire sure But they've been saying that about that is the water rising and you know global warming So I was gonna go to Rios in New Mexico Because we go every year with my wife's family right in August they experienced Fires that like killed the last Native American person that lived there. They were all wiped out It was like, you know a hundred thousand acres something insane

All wiped out and then because of the everything burned Then nothing can retain water So then like three days later, there were biblical floods Yeah So everything was black and then a biblical flood came in and just wiped it off We're not even close to the because the fire was in August So now I'm having everything ruined by natural disasters like every six months will come when it rains That is true. Once it rains and then we're dealing with much my whole life are always kind of worse

In the fires there was always fires. They never got this inland before they never like destroyed neighborhoods like this before But there was always fires my whole fucking life But then the mudslides would cut then the rain would come and the mudslides would happen that would be more devastating Well, then there's a chance no boo will fall into the ocean. Mm-hmm good Good gives a shit fuck that fucking bullshit plays Robert De Niro's black wife inside of it And then he's finally free doesn't have to make Ben Stiller movies anymore good yeah gives a shit about no boo Yeah, I I honestly like what are you a tourist in your own city? It's not even that some taste Sushi's not even that good.

Go to the McDonald's across the street, like a real man. Fuck, I mean, that's the thing. It sucks, but there's a lot of, a lot of, what is the Polaris slingshot? A lot of Polaris slingshot owners are, you know, without a home right now, and I don't know if that's a bad thing.

Yeah, I personally, I honestly can't wait to drive around the Pacific Palisades and just see how it looks like the moon I think that's gonna be a crazy the Palisades and people had to tell me that there was an actual neighborhood there and people You know I just always thought it was just you know people in homes doing tik-tok dances and like raping young women And I didn't know it was like full of with thoughts. Folks, the new TikTok dance now. I sound callous, I'm joking, but. The influencers now, they've debuted a new TikTok dance. It's the stop, drop, and roll.

Very good. K-babe? Very good. That's you, Dennis Miller. Very good, Mr. Miller. You're Dennis Miller's reference to stop, drop, and roll. Miller. You did his Miller's. You guys will me out on. Yeah, you. It's Miller in a rascal scooter. This one on a wheelchair. He goes, I'm the

most centrist man who's ever lived. It is fun to go. You kind of it's fun with the fires. Now, like, as you go back and forth about how it's a great, it's the best thing to ever happen. And then you go, Oh, but my city's over and I'm gonna have to move it could take Your home it could take I guess if it keeps going to take mine. It's horrible The winds are picking up but people don't understand that the fires been going on for six days because of DEI And yeah, the fire is right here. And then the winds you're gonna pick up again on tomorrow the Santa Ana winds the damn The damn Santa Ana winds.

So we might be halfway through this. We don't really know. We have no clue. No one has any pity for LA though. They think we're all retards for living here. Everyone's an asshole online about it. That's not from here. But they're right for thinking we're retarded

for living here because this place sucks ass. It's really expensive. No, they're not right. They're trying to make their own reality feel better. They're faggots. Yeah, yeah. No, they are faggots. We live in one of the greatest cities on earth better. They're faggots. Yeah, yeah. No, they are. They're the greatest cities on Earth. No, they're scared faggots.

Yeah. They could never handle. They couldn't handle two weeks here. They'd need like a guide. They'd lose their mind. They're so gay. They're scared of LA. They don't live in it.

Yeah. They're thinking it's spooky. They wake up every day thinking about crime in LA. They've never come here. They talk about LA and San Francisco like it's spooky. They wake up every day thinking about crime in LA and they've never come here. They talk about LA and San Francisco like it's a ghost story. LA's never thinking about these people. No. We don't give a shit.

We're having a blast. Yeah, it's the Mad Men quote. It's like, I feel sorry for you. I've never thought about you. I don't think about you at all. They take seriously like when we complain about bullshit here and there, we complain about a crazy guy or whatever. Well, now I gotta go to the grocery store

like I'm Mike Myers. I gotta go to the grocery store like I'm Mike Meyers. I got to go to the grocery store like this, like I'm in Halloween. Yeah, I put on a mask and I just hold a knife out like this so I can get eggs. By the way, you walk in, you go this chaos in this grocery store. People running, screaming this fucking city. All the people that complain about L.A., they love owning guns. They want to use them. Come to LA. Yeah, yeah. Use them up. If it's the crime is so bad, go fucking, come on.

Yeah, and then you're like, well, go to jail. Don't call the cops. Just bury the guy. Shoot him and bury him. We do need some of the glorious bastard style guys to come in here and do something. We do need Rick Caruso with the tank to just go down the streets at this point.

It is funny, everyone's like, I think Rick Caruso would have handled this and people like, why? Like, because I like the Americana is cool. The Americana kicks because the Americana didn't light on fire. Yeah, they're like, dude, because he redirected water from the fire hydrants because there's a trolley that he built that takes you from the air Apostle to the Cheesecake Factory. You dumb fuck. He'd be way better. Yeah, I don't think he would have done a better job. I just think in the past few years he would have killed more homeless people.

Sure. And so that would have helped us out a lot. At least lose one of the fires. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. There's nowhere to go because when I was back home in Dallas, the Metroplex is really depressing.

And then Austin is the gayest fucking place I've ever been in my life. It's the worst place ever. So my family's in Dallas, and then what else is there? I don't even know. And people go, oh, go to the East Coast. It's like, it's cold. I don't wanna go there.

It stinks. And then Florida is, they have really bad natural disaster problems there, too. They have hurricanes all the time. So I don't know where to go. Every place sucks ass. See, if billionaires go to New Zealand, right? How do we become billionaires?

We have to say the N-word a lot more on the show. We have to patent that. We have to go grifter mode. We have to become one of the DEI guys about the fire. Let's develop vocal fry. Okay. Let's get really into German ideal fry. Okay, let's get really into like German idealism Okay, let's um become Catholic for some reason. I'm gonna be trans. I think I think that could be a good

That would be a great move. Okay for us already got the trans hips. I'm gonna be you do you do have big fat ass hips I'm gonna become shave my Adam's apple down. Yeah, make it really pointy. I'm gonna scare people I'm gonna get surgery to look like that black fire chief So I can be the racist black lesbian fire chief on the shade with the fade Yeah, we fade in a little jerry-go-round with the bra. I'm gonna get Turkish hair transplant surgery So I can like that black fire. I would fucking hate you if you look like that I would never speak to you get my own brother My own brother if you look like you came back from Turkey looking like that

I would never speak to you again. I would walk through the door and your daughter would start screaming and crying and shitting herself. If you walked in the door looking like Hard Rock Nick, I'd kill you. Yeah, and I had the Iron Man goatee perfectly shaved in. Hard Rock Nick died three months ago. Yeah, in the fire.

A lot of people might be hearing this for the first time. It kind of went unspoken How did he die actually he shot himself at a gun range? Wait, who's hard rock Nick? I'll show you a picture hard Gun range. Yeah, he was like one of those he was like an Andrew Tate guy before Andrew Tate But he was just a huge fucking ugly fat loser And he had a shaved head and like weird He was like trans with like this guy hard rock neck. He's an internet personality. Oh, this guy killed himself

at a gun range. He looks like like Sam Smith kind of yeah. He had like the the facial hair of like the villain in wild wild west. Yeah, interesting. He had weird curvy shaved facial hair. It's still facial hair He's dead. This guy died. He killed himself. Like on purpose or accidentally? Oh Wow, he doesn't seem that smart. He started erasing all of his social media and he put in his bio like this is a character I'm playing and he changed like his cameos and stuff. I think he He had a serious like mental disorder Cameos and stuff and I think he uh, he had a serious like mental disorder Yeah, I saw a viral video of a you see that I send this to you guys of the fat guy trying to kill himself

with the gun range No, I don't think so. I saw a video of a guy to go Handling the gun. No, he's not mishandling it He's trying so the the gun the guy he's with I don't know if it's his friend or the person It's someone who's showing him how to use the gun Keep he's the fact the 350 pound guy is trying to use the gun. Yeah, and he can't get it It's just a pistol. He can't get it to work. He hands it to the guys with the guy like cocks it and like puts one in the chamber Hands it back to him and then the fat guy immediately does this

I mean, he tries to stand back and do a real quick bud dire and he turns to his friend and he pulls, but his wrist and hand strength is so weak, he fires a, he fires one over his head and he keeps pulling the trigger and he firing directly over his head as they're both like falling on top of each other. He fires seven shots over his head and guys like trying to grab them and stuff to fill yourself. He's keep shooting himself from right from an inch away from His head and he keeps missing every single shot as he's emptying the clip Into his into his it's the funniest thing I've ever seen yeah, and he's he's alive so funny I mean he's was he ever living no, but his he pisses and shit still

Yeah, he turns he turns Still pollutes Yeah, what if he was so fat the bullets were just bouncing off of his fat fucking skull like he wasn't missing that would rule I'm trying to see if I could I didn't know about this. I send the video to somebody I think people die at gun ranges a lot apparently by mishandling the gun Well, I think a lot of people gonna kill themselves, too Yeah, I heard that like they get afraid from the the the bullet the casing hitting them and it's hot Are they'll have a what they'll do is they'll have like a lot of times like a woman will go and they'll have they're Not strong enough. It'll they're not holding right

It'll recoil and like go out of their hand backwards and then fire again And just like blow the top of their right fucking head off. Yeah, fuck Terrible, I think also a lot of people just go to kill themselves because you don't want to wait Yeah, you get your handgun license. Yeah, I was reading a reddit thread about it cringe and There was and someone said in their hometown There was one gun range where once a month someone would kill themselves on purpose Yeah, they go there to commit suicide and apparently it was the one That was off the freeway and everybody on their commute home would see the gun range

And they connected it that the gun ranges that were more like outside of city limits Right people that were were gun novices or didn't know anything about guns wouldn't have gone to those. But that means they've been driving home from work and they see a gun range. And one guy a month gets the idea to go get a gun, get his gun license, go to the range.

And then, you know, fight the big one. Yeah. What if they had a sale? They're like, I can tell this guy's gonna kill him. You know, doesn't this... Doesn't this doesn't this? Doesn't that doesn't that put tragedy in perspective What if the people that it does?

75% of people alive want to die anyway. Yeah, so when a tragedy happens They're like hey, hey God's giving you a fucking reason to like hey, I care now. I guess about my life I'm running away from this fire. Yeah, it's a good reminder to be like oh like what's really important remember that most of the year you want to blow your head off Yeah, exactly Maybe maybe like you running away From something and having a new change in life. Maybe that's like a good thing in a weird way Yeah, I'll show Devin then I'll show you Jace So see the then the guy hands him the the pistol wow he's really fat and weird Yeah, he's a big. He's a big fat. He does it in front of the trainer guy. Oh

Oh my god, he missed every shot every shot. He emptied the guy Okay, I'll go back. That is a really guy. You almost killed his friend trying to do it. It was his friend It's funny to do it like this too. He should have just put it under his chin, but he's too fat Then he lives he just cut he blows his face off. That's a classic Which is trapped in syndrome for him. He can't eat anymore He's like Johnny got his gun No, he's also fat in the way. The Kool-Aid man is fat where his he's got tiny little legs and arms He looks like Steve Sharipa.

Maybe Jason could put it in in post. I don't know if it violates a YouTube thing. He misses so bad. I mean, he misses, but it could be violent, I guess. You know what's funny is I thought you meant he missed by going like above his head, he went behind his head. Yeah, he keeps shooting behind his head like his space is so

fat. He's lost spatial awareness. It doesn't know where his head is. It was the first time first time in that guy's life. He was upset at his at his parents for leaving him in the crib his whole life and creating a flat head. There's no back of his head. Do you know what's funny? He tries it. He misses the first shot He tries to course correct by going further back. He thinks he like missed the front of his head not the back of it You know, you know his parents who he still lives with definitely were like look

Made it back from the gun range Look, we're proud of you for taking some initiative finally and trying to do something about this. Hell, you've created for yourself. Right idea. Wrong implementation, you know, but you're on the right start, you know, why don't you be like my fat son tried to kill himself at the gun? Yeah, he walks into work the next day. Like how was your wiggies like, I'm my fat son Tried to blow his brains over the gun range, but he was too fat. Mr. Said it's something your co-workers are talking shit about you like Dave's fat son keeps trying to kill himself and he can't do it

You go kill your son You go finish the job. I told Dave bring him down to work. We'll throw him in the rock-crushing machine Like I told Dave bring him down to work. We'll throw him in the rock-crushing machine. You're It's better he does it with us so we know it's quick You're a fat bastard. He jumping feet first. It'd be painful You're in court just desperately trying to get your lawyer to call it a mercy kill Showing the footage like no just last week this fat fuck he missed I did it for him Yeah, you know your honor look at his the last receipt and then you just roll it out his last fast food order You're rolling a big scroll

You should be able to present evidence to a court that you should be firing Squatted like tax dollars should go towards the government killing you where you have to you have a lawyer on your behalf Present enough evidence that you suck ass Yeah, that the government kills you You know what's funny is is we are gonna get those suicide pods one day But we're gonna be like too fat for half of the people to fit in them So it's gonna be guys like they get in and it's like when you pack too much on a move Yeah, just can't shut the trunk. Yeah, somebody's gonna come in and change the game with a suicide vat

at the trunk. Somebody's going to come in and change the game with a suicide vat. A vat. Yeah, you can just roll in. They just put a 10 around the fat guy like they're spraying a house for. Yeah, just some geniuses like I create. It's this fits 10 fat says it's a giant container. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if there's two any people too fat to get out of the fire Well, I imagine some of the deaths are like people that were you know Gilbert great like Gilbert great people Yeah, go grips mom people. Yeah. Yeah, I just go yeah fucking go. It's my time I still don't get why it's all but like it was all like elderly black guys that and otherly black women that they're I guess There's like there's too much pride. Well, okay. I have a too prideful my woman. I'm too busy playing the harmonica to evacuate

Yeah, a guy named like blind Willie lemon or whatever Was that guy's name Robert lemons the horse blind Willie Jefferson. Yeah, what you find lemon Jefferson Yeah, I have some like firsthand like anecdotal evidence of there I have a I know like 15 people that have like known somebody or I directly kind of know that like lost a home or their family lost a home and My cousin His friend their home burned down We lost a home. And my cousin, his friend, their home burned down and they they're a month ago out of nowhere, out of the blue.

State Farm canceled their fire insurance. They had no clue what was going on. They were in a big fight. Cancel the fire insurance a month ago, and they didn't get an evacuation warning. They were woken up at three a.m. by the by the fire department at their door, telling them to run out, and they couldn't take anything. They had no time to get. There was no warnings. There was no shoes. Just just get the fuck out immediately. Yeah, and so I imagine some of these deaths were people that it's like you know

they were told like at the door yeah and somebody's in the and they had no clue that it was coming that that close. You do go to bed and you know that to be you don't think you're going to get that amber alert that everyone in L. A. County got that was wrong five times yeah, so they sent the alert to every single person in a way back yeah like get out your and then they sent the alert to every single person in a way back. Yeah, like get out your body And then they sent a hey, sorry, we suck ass. Yeah, they sent a hey, we're retarded which to be fair to you I actually in my sleep turned that alarm off and just went back to sleep. I would have died I woke up at 4 a.m. And I go what is it really approaching? The city and then I went on Twitter and everyone was like fucking just woke me up. This must be bullshit right and I was like, all right, that's all I need. Yeah, I actually I Turned it off and then my girlfriend next to me

She got really nervous and she was looking out the window and then she started checking my phone and I kind of woke up And saw her checking my phone. I was like What are you doing? I've been using it as a good excuse because the air quality is really bad. I was waking up a couple days like oh boy, this is I gotta get out of here. So like the other day, like I went to the AMC and I jacked off the baby girl for the air quality and they see you on the security camps. They go. It's the fire. It's the fire. Let them do it.

People are losing their minds. It's a safety. AMG just announced. If you have the pass, you can jack off in any R rated movie you want. By the way, at the mall the other day, like everyone there that was there, like just consuming, like when I was walking to the theater, because I literally left my place because I'm like, the air is terrible. Like I bought an air. You also thought a tree was going to fall on your house. I thought a tree would fall. I have an air purifier, but it's like doing, I still smelled smoke and I would wake up in the morning and kind of be coughing. I'm like this is bad

so I was like I just need to go somewhere that has like good HVAC system, so I just go to the theater and Walking around the mall like everyone has this vibe at the mall where they're like not my house Wasn't my house there is a lot of that going to auntie auntie Annie's I don't give a shit I got mine. I got mine. There is a lot of that. I'm going to Auntie Annie's. I don't give a shit. I got mine. I got mine There's a bunch of Armenian families like yeah, not mine. Not mine. Don't care. Yeah There's just one guy who's like I have to replace all my expenses gifts Adam my house burned down But the Capital One Cafe was closed that pissed me off. That is a that is a place like that Should stay open through fucking rain. That's like a waffle house

You only close those during like hurricane that was insane to me that the Capital One Cafe was closed. The Capital One Cafe should be a temple. It's an amazing place. And you know, not many people know this, but Francis Ford Coppola wrote Godfather II at the Capital One Cafe. Right next to the cream station. Right next door.

It's a place of worship as far as I'm concerned. If you're a scumbag, it is a real safe haven in LA. It's great if you have a Capital One credit card, you get 50% off. Just wait till somebody fucking opens the door. I never had one. I went in when I was working sales if I wanted to pretend I was working because they could track your funds. I just go to Capital One Cafe. It's the best place to work as an artist at the Capital One Cafe. It's a classic classic little coffee shop. When you find out that the fire insurance people are canceling a month before on these homes before the fires happen, that makes me think about 9-eleven.

It makes me think about Larry Silverstein taking out a big insurance policy This was, they knew this shit would pay. a few months before 9-eleven happened. Very, veryposeful evil yeah has happened amongst us right yes, yeah Altadena is gonna turn into nothing, but high-rise apartments. Hey, you won't own anything, and you'll be happy It's literally this whole fucking thing. I guess but climate change can be real and Climate change arsonist can be real and it was dry. It's been dry for a hundred years in LA There's literally no difference this year with the dry. I'm saying there might be nuance. There might be nuance here Yeah, I think that's I think that's my if I go conspiracy theory

It's that like the the fucking insurance companies they have scientists They literally have scientists working around the clock like what is about to burn to the ground and they're like, okay, finally all the Dina Palisades they're about to go because two years ago because if climate change is real We had wild rain a year and then everything grew and then we had a wild dry year. Yeah next year So there was a lot of vegetation and then it dried out the city of LA knows the exact my conspiracy is the city of LA Knows the exact same fucking thing. And then they cut 71 firefighters. When that lesbian bitch asked for like 500 more, they cut it by 70. Maybe they go, the people in the Palisades will now live in, you know, really expensive high-rise apartments in Altadena. Pasadena is already like the shadow government of LA. Yeah, it's incredibly wealthy

It's like like almost like plant and a fan To old wealth people who got wealthy in nineteen and the only thing they had to get rid of was all the Dina They go none of these fucking these black milkmen Yeah, get these black people out so my son can buy a nice condo right next to me and a new big Four-story apartment just like Katrina there'll be like hair. There'll be casinos, maybe big Harris casinos and hard. Yeah, I don't know. I just I just don't I don't buy that. Like the response was so horrible for a couple of days.

It was Katrina. Yeah. Well, also, the thing is like fucking me being I was close to Eden. So I was watching that the whole time. You could tell when palisades would get bad. They would just send everybody there. They were just like, fucking who cares about this fucking place? Like we gotta, you know, we got a Brentwood was getting hit and they were like, no, fuck, fucking fucking Cino. Yeah, they're like, it's gonna burn to the ground. We gotta save Rockingham. This is where no J was here. Yes, this

is where fucking Nicole Simpson was murdered. Jesus Christ, you got her head fucking cut off. We gotta save this place. That's history. You know what's funny, I do actually believe that. That's the one place they should have one chopper dedicated to. I was terrified rocking him with what was gonna burn down.

You drive there yourself. Yeah. You just start spraying. It's still here, good. I can still see some of her blood. That's great. You tried to scoop blood onto the fire. So funny, Devin's like hosing off the art of the Menendez brothers. Yeah, yeah.

You're trying to save every killer. That's history right here. I go, what? The Cecil Hotel is about to burn? Richard Ramirez raped in this dumpster. How dare you, sir? The Black Dahlia woman was raped into the shape of a Venus flytrap on this grassy hill. Fuck you.

There's so much death. It's so macabre here. It's so dark. Oh yeah. It's great. Yeah, it's great. It's like Fattie Arbuckle, shove that coke bottle up that child's pussy. You know what?

In this apartment building, you fuck. The first pedophile was born here in a manger. Much like Jesus It was the first Jews to Hollywood in 1907 they go we got a new hot one. We got the pedophile Hot off the presses, you know what they made sure to fucking protect is Dodger Stadium. Yeah, of course Hey, we already fucking we already beat the living shit out of a lot of Mexican families like the 30s over this so Well, the Mexican families would protect they'd stand like a wall They would they would stop the fire embers down like fucking clay doves like they're hot like a hunting with like senators fucking pool But yeah, I guess we got it we got to end here so we can go over to the patreon patreoncom slash live a party. I don't know how much base I have on this. This was about to be

the first episode we missed. Yeah, we were. They contained it a little bit today. They contained it enough that we could go over. Ben couldn't leave because he was just constantly. You've been like almost evacuating for like four days and you did once, didn't you? At the beginning, at the beginning, because I came down here and I looked, because I could see the whole valley. And I started seeing fires sort of like start, they were budding across the valley. And then I was checking the news for 10 minutes

and they weren't reporting. And what I was seeing was, I think, was the Hearst fire that burned, I don't even know. The Sylmar fire, yeah. Yeah, whatever it was. The one that burned like 700 acres that no one cares Yeah, no the summer fire was like that doesn't count. I'm not looking I literally tried to I googled how to get some our fire off my watch app so

The wind was beating the house up so bad yeah that like I mean you couldn't hear in here it was so loud Yeah, and I was like, it's probably fine I was monitoring everything with the palisades fire I'm like I'm on the other side of the mountain But then I see I'm seeing fires that the news hasn't caught on to and I see them go boom boom boom across the valley and so we took My daughter and we got in the car and we just started driving because I was like I don't want this to be like a Hawaii Situation the way I also started going to like a conspiracy part of my first of all I was like in any don't want this to be like a Hawaii situation. Don't get the wave. I also started going to like a conspiracy part of my, first of all, I was like, in any situation like this,

I know if there's ever a natural disaster that the government drops the ball. In every historical natural disaster, like look at the hurricane victims in- Katrina. And but no, but also just recently in the carolinas it's embarrassing and so I was like you can't I'm not gonna wait for them to tell me what to do because they're retarded and they're retards who are retarded yeah

and so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go I'm just gonna wait cuz don't tell me if I have to get out. So I picked up my daughter, put her in the car and then we drove like an hour out and stayed at a hotel. Good, it was smart. Yeah, it was better to be safe than sorry. As I was seeing fires like sprout everywhere

and the wind was going, it was really a scary. We saw the response. We all got a bunch of fake messages telling us to leave and then they said, hey, we're sorry. I of fake messages telling us to leave mm-hmm, and that was then they said hey We're sorry. I was watching the news when that alert happened and the people in the news were pissed off. They were like This is just unbelievable They were like this must be fake right? I mean we are not around it. Yeah. Yeah Whatever man, we're gonna be saved by kickiest backs of us though. Yeah, mr. Dittman

Yeah, Elon Musk is like I will nuke LA to save it. All he's been tweeting about is fucking nonstop like rape gangs and shit. In LA? No, like in London, I don't know. He's just obsessed with it. More like nothing's happening in LA. They're running a counter thing now.

Like Vivek went into hiding. They're all trying to pretend that they're not all pro immigration. I just turned on the TV over here in the living room. I passed it and Newt Gingrich, you know that old toad? Yeah, that piece of shit. That toad in a suit. Yeah.

He's on TV. He's made some documentary about how immigration is a beautiful thing. Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm like, oh, this is the new right-wing thing of like we need to select people in here, pay them 65% of the money we can pay like a white guy. Or someone with like a high education. Yeah, and Newt Gingrich is like,

hey remember when I used to pretend to have morals back in the 90s? Dude, they, in the documentary, he was being interviewed about it and they were showing footage of like people coming over on Ellis Island, just white people just waving. I'm like, are those the immigrants? It's just white people going,

I'm so happy to be here and I'm white. It's guys who are going, I'm a stonemason, I'm ready to build. Yeah. I was a doctor in Italy. Can I have my practice here? There were tons of white people just coming off the ship like this.

Doing Irish jigs. Just doing like jigs and stuff. Every immigrant's the godfather, or the brutalist apparently there people playing violin Yeah, yeah Is that is that is that the immigrants from Scandinavia? Who's coming in? Do you see a big stink cloud on the horizon sailing closer to America? You know what's that green smoke in the distance if we had immigrants coming through Ellis Island we burned down by now

Because they would have brought their flamethrowers or whatever do they actually would all die trying to fuck the Statue of Liberty They swim through it and die like it was a siren shitting into her mouth They create a human ladder Just like you guys like World War Z. They create a human ladder. They're like ants? To get to her titties to fucking jack off on them. They're jacking off on them too.

It just keeps they keep slipping off and falling oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo They were lied to. If they tweeted that a few months before, they could have lost the election for Trump. Yeah, they were lied to. Because Elon and Vivek are- They turned around immediately, now Elon and Vivek are- Yeah, their only goal is to make rich people incredibly rich, which involves getting fucking immigrant labor over here. This is how fucked up things are right now.

They turned the Gropers and the Indian Nazis against one another. I know, it's a damn war. If they only knew how much they had in common. Indian Nazis and Gropers Yeah, that's the you make the band about about the Gropers civil war The night they drove old fortune down And all the Gropers were singing

I used to see them in Holocaust denial memes. I would see them in the replies would just be an Indian guy That's like hail Hitler Yeah, and then a white Pepe guy under that like can't hell yeah 1488 by the trust the plan like they they got along so well shits creak If I sprain the leak we rape her I don't have for her Dude, he will not divide us. He he they divided the divided white Nazis and Indian which really that's a damn shame. Which really proves America is falling to pieces when guys are like we all love Hitler. We hate each other. We can't agree on a fucking thing. Yeah, we can agree on

Hitler. Yeah, we like a document. Hitler all day of the week. I fucking thing. Yeah, we can agree on Hitler. Yeah, we like, hey, talking about Hitler all day of the week. I'm there. Yeah, you started talking about these Indians. I'm out of here. All right. Rash, mom, a rash. It really hurt. Pay patron dot com slash lemon party documentary. The last rape.

The last track of my Marks. I'm a part of documentary the last rape Just Indian leave on helm just on the drums you put the rape white on me Playing a big cow patty. Yeah big there, big. There's a guy who looks like Karl Marx on a keyboard, just plucking away. Virgil Rape was his name and he served on the Dan McFarland. All right. God bless everybody. God bless. Thanks everybody for your nice words of support, by the way.

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