Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast - 1x03: Monkeytown - Let's Not Meet
Episode Date: February 4, 2019Stories in this episode: Monkeytown Horror Story - tantanmeeks94 Sociopath kidnapper in supermarket parking lot - officefern007 RING doorbell stolen and used to scare me - cheeseylump The imp...ortance of internet safety. - marthfromhell Creepiest truck driver ever. - SpinPsycho BONUS STORY: He Was Living In Our Crawlspace - scaredsprout Send in your stories: letsnotmeetstories@gmail.com Follow Let's Not Meet: Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/433173970399259/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/letsnotmeetcast Website - http://letsnotmeetpodcast.com Patreon - http://patreon.com/letsnotmeetpodcast  Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/crypticcounty Â
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My name is Andrew Tate and this is season 1 episode 3 of Let's Not Meet, a true horror
podcast. If you'll recall during the first run of Let's Not Meet, a frequent guest of ours
was Soranarnia of the KnifePoint
horror podcast. He would come on to tell some of the most frightening stories I could get my hands on.
Now he's not my guest for this week, but I will try to get him on as soon as possible. I love his
delivery. And hopefully I can do that performance justice because the bonus story at the end of this
episode is going to be one that he performed last year. Remember, around the 30-minute mark at the end of this episode is going to be one that he performed last year. Remember, around the 30-minute mark at the end of each episode, I'm going to be doing a bonus story,
which will be one of the best stories of the first run of Let's Not Meet as voted by the listeners.
So listen now to season one episode three of Let's Not Meet.
I'm a 24-year-old male who was born and raised in Northern New England. I grew up hearing all the scary stories and urban legends that haunted my dreams, but
there was one local legend that everyone in my high school knew about, Monkey Town.
Monkey Town was supposed to be a Christian
retreat camp. You'd have to take this road in between a funeral home and a cemetery down this
big hill, and you'd enter what looks like the set from the movie The Village from 2004.
It was a big circle of old-style houses with a big white church in the middle.
I'll describe it more later in the story, but it was always a dare to see how far you could walk down into the camp without chickening out.
I remember a couple of times in middle school, a few friends and I made it halfway down the hill, then bitched out.
The year was 2011, junior year. I had just gotten my license in my first car, a classic
Chevy Blazer. One night I was driving around with two friends, one who went to the same high
school as I did, let's call her Bessie, and one who didn't will call him Kale.
Bessie and I thought it might be funny to take Kale down to Monkey Town to see what happens.
So the three of us hopped into my blazer, and there we went. I remember putting on some of the instrumental music from the movie Halloween to set the mood and how dumb that was.
As we got down the hill, mind you, we are in the car the entire time.
We made our way around the circle, mesmerized by this entire community separated by society.
One thing that stuck out was this red light at the top of the church's steeple.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw movement.
That's when I remember thinking, no way.
I quickly turned my head to the left, and I see a giant man in overalls running at full
speed towards my car.
The most fucked up part about this man is that he was carrying a bat or a tool of some
sort.
I didn't even think.
I slammed on the gas and we got the hell out of there.
The three of us couldn't believe what the fuck just happened.
I'm pretty sure we just went back to the house to recover from the scare.
We passed out. all was well. The next day,
I was chilling with another friend, James, and his girlfriend, Sadie. I had just told them about
last night's events, and they sure as shit didn't buy it. Me, a 17-year-old teenage boy,
wanted to prove them wrong, so we all jumped into my blazer and
headed back to Monkey Town. This time, my blazer was full. We had picked up two other girls
who coincidentally had the same name and another buddy of my name Joe. I made James drive my blazer
and I sat shotgun. As we all headed down the tension rose.
We got halfway around the circle until one of the girls started screaming.
This time there were at least five men running at my car, and three of them definitely
had weapons.
James didn't know what to do.
It's like he froze. The men were all yelling,
get the fuck out of the car! They were legitimately shaking my car back and forth. I remember
being crouched down so far in the seat as if that did anything. Finally, James slammed
on the gas and peeled out of there. As we began taking all my friends home, I got a call from my mom, apparently,
two police officers were in my kitchen.
One of the monkey town civilians
had called the police and told them
that we were trying to run them over.
What bullshit?
I was furious.
We raced to my house to explain to the officers
what actually happened.
All in all, the cops didn't seem too interested.
No crime was committed.
To this day, I can't help but think what would have happened if we had gotten out of that
car.
What kind of Christian retreat camp was that?
My husband and I were at the supermarket, and our baby was being especially fussy.
So he took her for a quick drive while I shopped, and the motion of which usually calms her
down.
It only took about 10 minutes to settle her, and I was still in the store.
However, I was unsure how much longer I'd be, plus there's poor cell reception inside,
so he pulled back into the parking lot to wait for me.
It was an unreasonably nice day, so he took her in the car seat to sit on one of the benches
outside of the store.
He took a business call and had just set them down. Absent mindedly, rocking the carrier, when a woman well-dressed
mid-30s average height and fit build approached them. It's not uncommon for people to ask
to play with our baby. She's got big red, rosy cheeks, soft wisps of golden hair, and
the most adorable, gurgly, toothless grin, especially when she's deep into a good nap.
But her nap schedule is paramount, so my husband was preparing to tell the woman she actually couldn't play with her baby right then.
She walked over right in their direction,
brimming with nonchalant confidence,
and before he could even finish his sentence explaining that she was napping, and not to be touched.
She picked up the carrier and started walking off. He was in shock for a minute, not fully believing
someone would be bossy enough to do something so sinister and plain daylight. So he said, Excuse me, put her down. And his panic mounted.
She remained calm this entire time.
But when he called after her, she started walking away more
briskly than when she had approached.
He ran full speed ahead, tried to grapple the carrier out
of her hands, finally resulting to restraining her arms.
The woman yells, help! He's trying to take my baby! Kidnapping! 911, help!
Kicking him in the shin and pulling a pink bottle of pepper spray out of her handbag.
Of course, no one in the parking lot was clocking the earlier interaction and
assumed he really was a kidnapper. A lone man and a dead pulled T-shirt
versus a tiny well-dressed woman. Immediately, a man knocked my husband to the ground and
was holding him down. I could hear bystanders encouraging the woman to file a police report,
but she was doing a very convincing job of acting shaken up and insisted she just wanted
to get home. To make matters worse
for my husband, she was driving a minivan. He was in a raw state of panic, realizing the
entire parking lot had just banded together to inadvertently facilitate the kidnapping
of our daughter. He was begging and pleading with them, but no one was listening.
They just kept screaming at him that the jig was up and he needed to lie still and wait
for the police and stop terrorizing a young mother.
My husband finally had the novel I did to show them family pictures on his phone, but
too panicked to think clearly, this manifested as him shouting,
I have pictures of the baby on my phone, which of course everyone interpreted as him having either
stalking photos or worse, pornographic images of the baby. It was at this point that a man,
I can't entirely blame the man considering what he thought was going on, kicked my husband as hard as he
could in the ribs.
It was at this point, I was coming out of the store, and I thought he was being robbed
by these people.
I was yelling for security, so panicked, my chest constricted, and I could barely get
out any sound.
It was only then I realized he did not have our baby with him. When I saw she was
being held by a woman, I was relieved. I thought maybe the woman had intervened to move my
daughter out of harm's way while my husband was being robbed and was walking away to get help.
I couldn't find security outside of the store, so I ran up to the
people holding my husband down, waving my wallet, pleading, take everything you want, just
let him up, leave us alone."
One of the men holding him down said something like,
lady, we need to wait for the police to deal with him. And I was so confused, why would
the muggers have called the police? I
just kept stammering. What do you mean? What are you talking about?" And made out someone
saying, he tried to abduct that woman's kid. I didn't understand. I was sure I misheard
him. My husband would never hurt a child. And we have four kids. If he were
going to commit a crime, bringing home another kid would be at the bottom of the list.
I kept trying to understand what the man was saying, and suddenly it all clicked.
I looked around for the woman who had the baby carrier, and she was halfway across the parking lot.
I went into total ballistic tiger cub mode, literally leapt out of my heels and sprinted across the parking lot. Now,
I'm not a UFC fighter, I've never even taken a self-defense class, so all I could think
to do was grab this woman by her hair and squeeze her throat with my other hand. Which didn't
do much. She was getting away even as I grappled with her.
Amazingly, none of the other bias standards had yet to connect that my husband was telling the truth and this woman was taking my baby.
I yanked on her hair as hard as I could and that was enough to make her drop the carrier. I was so scared and surprised that I actually threw myself on top of the carrier, covering
the entire thing like a blanket, and stayed that way without saying or doing anything else.
The woman left.
No one person tried to stop her.
Even though she was clearly leaving without the child, she claimed was hers, which would
be pretty damn incriminating if I'd watched the scene
unfold. Within the next couple of minutes, police had arrived. After all that, there were
still several bystanders who explained that it was my husband who was trying to kidnap
the baby. The police, to my horror, assumed that she must not have had bad intentions. The first question
they asked me after getting her description weren't investigative. They were questions
thinly veiled, trying to convince me not to pursue charges, still placing the blame on
my husband. They asked things like, do your husband and the baby look dissimilar? Is there any chance she thought
he was abducting the baby and she was trying to intervene? Could your husband have been
doing something inappropriate or violent to the baby that would make her feel compelled
to take the baby from this situation? Did she seem groggy or confused? Could she have mistaken either of them for her own family members?
They spent more time verifying that the baby was actually mine than they concerned themselves
with the fact that the baby was not actually hers.
My husband had called his brother at that point who works in an office with a lot of lawyers
and connected with one as soon as possible who gave us the priceless advice to get every officer's name and badge number, to request copies
of the store's security tapes right away, and to escalate our complaint, hire up the chain if
these officers weren't taking this seriously. Finally, we had reason enough to believe we were being taken seriously and we went home
and both just shook and cried until we had to get our other kids from school.
My husband is seething with rage and grappling with the feeling of helplessness from how little
he was able to do.
And he has two cracked ribs from the man that kicked him. To the officer's
credit, they did ask if he'd like to press charges, but considering the man was
genuinely convinced at the time that he was on the right side of intervening in
a kidnapping and stayed to talk the police and apologized profusely when the truth came clear. He declined to press charges.
Amazingly and frustratingly, there were still people who stuck around to talk to the police who
were giving my husband dirty looks, and one man who even implored the police to involve CPS
to verify it was really our baby. Parking lot kidnapper and parking lot skeptics.
You better hope we don't need.
I live in a pretty rough neighborhood. I have four of their housemates, but they're all away for the holiday season.
At Christmas, I was gifted one of those ring doorbells that has a camera.
I attached it to the frame outside of my door, which looks outwards towards an old pub. A couple of days went by,
and then a postman rang the doorbell, which was pleasant, because it worked like a treat.
However, a couple of days later, on my way back from work, I noticed that the bell had been stolen.
I hadn't even thought about this. Of course, it had been stolen. I was annoyed, but I wasn't
surprised. This is where it gets creepy, though. Last night, the doorbell rang through my
phone. It was very late, and I was still alone in the house. The screen was completely dark,
but it was just an image of the house.
The person that stole it was sitting outside filming my house with my own doorbell.
I was shaken. The area is rough and I've been assaulted and robbed once before.
The image quickly turned black as if the culprit had placed the doorbell back in
their pocket. I peered out the curtain out around the area where I thought the person
had been filming the house from. But no one was there. So, a long time ago, I had a falling out with a friend who liked to cyber harass people
she didn't like.
Because I knew of this, I took precautions on all of my social media and added the two
step verification where it would send codes to your cell phone if someone tried to log
in or change your password.
Seems like a safe step, right?
I never thought about it any further
until a few days ago.
I got a random SMS text from a random number
that addressed me by my full first name,
which freaked me out a little because the spelling of my
first name is pretty uncommon where I'm from.
No big deal.
Maybe it's just an old friend who changed phones.
I gave the classic, who's this?
Back at them, to which I received an even stranger text back.
Oh my goodness, it's you. Are you 18?
I have something I want to cash at you.
Well, that's weird, I thought.
Probably just some scan to hack my cash app.
I said again, who the fuck is this?
I never received a text back from that number.
No less than five minutes later. I got three calls and two spam voicemails from a different unrecognized phone number. Then
a text. Pick up the phone and they address me by my full name. This is alarming. I immediately
took screenshots and had my boyfriend call from his phone, but no luck.
I blocked the number and hoped that that was it.
Maybe 30 minutes later, I get five calls from a new number, and a new, even more alarming
set of texts.
I am a 40-year-old man, and I am in love with you. I will keep trying to
reach out until you respond. I won't stop. I immediately blocked the number and called
my parents. Within two minutes, he made a new number and texted me again. Wow, I just
wanted to talk to you for five minutes.
I'll even pay you, but after that, consider me gone.
Again, blocked.
I alerted my boss, then the text stopped.
After work, I filed a police report and bought a baseball bat, then set up some security alarms
in my apartment.
My first instinct was that it was a guy I had recently worked with who had been fired
recently for sexual harassment.
One of my friends, who's also a coworker and good with tech stuff, changed his phone
number and texted the number pretending to be me on a burner to get some more information
out of him. It was a bit of a long conversation so I'll sum it up by saying that this guy
basically wanted me to talk on the phone while he chirked off. He called me 26 times and
got no answer so he stopped trying. We assumed that that was the end of it.
The next morning, I get a text from a new number again. He was claiming to be one of my
friends' fathers. I started to freak out. Both of my parents and my boyfriend were at
work, so he sent his mom over to calm me down and stay with me while I was alone in my apartment. He called
my phone again and she answered. However, all that he said was, please, in a creepy,
raspy voice, then abruptly hung up. I was having a full-blown panic attack at this point,
so she called the police department
and had an officer come out to update my report.
She was still texting the guy while the cop was there, and once she told him law enforcement
had been contacted, his whole story changed.
He said he doesn't know me or anything about me, he doesn't even live near me, and means
no physical harm.
He's just a lonely guy who got my phone number from Facebook and decided to harass me.
I might remember this wrong, but I could have sworn I had my phone number set to private,
but I know I still had it up there because of the two-step verification.
I recently posted something on Facebook
market, so I'm assuming that's where he found me. I have since deleted my account and changed
my phone number, and nothing else has happened. So creepy dude online, let's never meet. or I'll be busting your fucking kneecaps.
Being a young woman in a nearly exclusively male dominant industry, I have plenty of stories about creepers I have encountered over the years. This particular story is about one creep
who is likely the worst of them. At the time I was working for a steel pipe processing plant as a receiver.
Trucks with 40-foot long pipes would come in, and it was my job to offload them with
a giant forklift.
First though, I had to collect the BOL from the driver.
BOL stands for Bill of Lating.
It's a shipping document that has information about what's on the load, where it's going,
and where it's from, etc.
So I would retrieve the BOL from the trucker and I would compare the sheet to the cargo
and sign off on it if everything checks out.
I would see a lot of the same drivers on a regular basis.
I got a lot of joking comments about how I looked too young to be driving a machine that size.
A few of them asked me out, but I'm married, and most of the guys respected that.
So when I encountered a new driver from one of the trucking companies, it really didn't surprise me
when one of the very first, if not the first thing he said to me was, how old are you?
23, I replied, with a half-hearted chuckle.
Are you married?
I'm engaged.
So pretty much.
I replied, starting to get reasonably uneasy about this guy.
Not wanting to make small talk or answer any more increasingly personal questions from
this guy that I just met.
I asked him for the BOL.
Anything for you, sexy girl.
Um, excuse me, what did you call me? It's really sexy to see a girl like you driving
a big truck. Now I'm a bit of a hothead, and need to stand up for myself in situations
like this or else I risk becoming a welcome mat for this kind of attention. He hands me
the paperwork with the trademark creepy grin
like he was getting off on the fact that I was within grabbing distance from him. Listen, old man.
I said as I snatched the paperwork out of his hand. I do not come to work to be spoken to like that.
I'm here for a paycheck, not a date. What? It was just a compliment.
Don't be like that, sexy girl.
Don't fucking call me or say anything to me that you wouldn't say to any of your male
co-workers.
I have a fucking name, and it's not fucking smart to talk to anyone like that before you
know what it is.
A bet? It's bitch. He said.
I signed off on his shit, dropped his copy in the mud, and went over to the other driver waiting in line, took his paperwork, and made creeper wait about 30 minutes,
offloading two other trucks before I got to his. We have a safety rule that the driver must be inside the truck while it's being offloaded,
so I took this opportunity to be a bigger bitch, laid on the horn of my truck and angrily
yelled at him to get in your fucking truck.
After I offloaded him, I went to my supervisor and told him what had happened.
Not a formal complaint, but to make him aware of everything that transpired and to let him
know that the driver might end up complaining to his superiors about how long it took me
to see to him.
My supervisor sided with me.
He knows that if I lost my shit on someone they deserved it, he knew about a few other
incidents prior so he was supportive.
He told me to report anything else that this guy does that's fucked up, and said he'd
be willing to send someone else over to deal with that particular driver if and when he brought
another load.
Later on that day, he made a funny comment about how sexy I looked in my uniform, which
is oversized overalls, grease stained high-vis hoodie, boots, and a hard hat.
I didn't wear makeup or perfume to work.
I looked like and was mistaken for one of the guys
on a few other occasions.
So the creeper must have been thinking,
oh my god, a girl must say nasty shit.
Anyway, I thought I made things pretty clear to the creeper
and that he wasn't going
to bother me anymore. Nevertheless, I wasn't keen on the idea of having to walk up to
his cab to get the paperwork from him again. The next day, I guess, who shows up with
a new load. I call over the radio. My favorite driver is here. Can someone come grab his
paperwork? A couple of minutes go by and one of the co-workers.
I get along with, well, drives up in his smaller tow motor
to approach the driver for his BOL.
I waited off to the side and took the opportunity
to have a smoke next to my machine
while I waited for my co-worker to come back
with his paperwork.
He comes back and of course, he wants the scoop
on everything that's happened
the day before. I guess the driver asked why I wasn't there to collect the BOL.
Co-worker told him I was busy. Meanwhile I was having a smoke and clear view.
And no hurry to offload the asshole. I told the coworker what transpired when suddenly my coworker
interrupted me. Uh, don't look. but I think he's taking pictures of you.
Of course, my head whipped around and sure enough.
Buddy was holding his phone up, pointing it at me, taking pictures, I assume.
I scurried up into my machine and got on the radio for my supervisor.
Your favorite driver is taking pictures of me.
10-4.
All-call security.
Do not offload him.
Given the nature of what we do and why we do it, there's strict security guidelines at
this place.
Once a month, we had a bomb-sniff or dog and spec the property.
It was that big of a deal.
So even if he wasn't taking pictures of me, he had no business taking pictures on the property. It was that big of a deal. So even if he wasn't taking pictures of me,
he had no business taking pictures on the property. Security shows up, and I watch as the driver
hands him his phone. My coworker was there with him, and later told me that the guy said he was
trying out his new phone, bullshit, but whatever. They didn't find photos of me, or the property on his phone, but
he had a few minutes to delete them. Either way, he was barred from the property, and
my supervisor reported him, and what had happened the day before, to the driver's employer.
I never saw him again, but the story doesn't end there.
Few weeks later, another driver from the same company.
Nice guy that I had a good rapport with,
filled me in on my favorite driver.
Your buddy got candy.
Oh, that's too bad.
I'm gonna miss him.
Yeah, he was on thin ice,
because the girls in the office were getting weird vibes
from him, always hanging around the office is way more than necessary.
Nothing to fire him over though, but his police check came in.
Turns out he has prior sexual assaults on his record.
Oh, lovely.
So wherever you are, creepy predator truck driver, let's not meet. I have a phobia that goes by the name Scopophobia, the fear of being watched.
I have this weird compulsion.
Whenever I see a doorway, a window, or virtually any surface that I believe someone could hide
behind, I imagine a face peering out at me, staring.
I imagine what I would do. What could
I do? Well, you'll soon find out why I have this phobia.
I'll try my best to remember all of the details, but my mind has repressed a lot of it. Around
June of 2016, my mother and I were living in a small apartment. There was no basement or attic, obviously, but there was one
tiny crawl space in the closet floor of my bedroom. I never looked in it. I suppose some people would
have been overwhelmed with curiosity, but my mind had already imagined all of the worst scenarios.
I decided to leave whatever dead bodies and ghosts were down there for whoever rented
after us.
It was a nice apartment, small but perfect for the two of us.
We lived there for a few peaceful months until the noises started.
It was nothing extreme, just the odd bump in the night, and particularly the scratching.
My mom just brushed it off as rats in the walls
as long as they stayed in there. I had no reason to get rid of them.
But we could too later. I had already grown used to the noise. It became almost comforting
in a way. After all, I never really liked silence. That as until I woke up one night to a different noise, a
rolling sound, eerily similar to the sound that my closet made when it opened.
I peaked my eyes open and looked over, but I couldn't make out anything in the dark.
I thought maybe I saw something move, but I was
well aware of how the mind placed tricks on you in the dark. There was only one way to
find out. I turned on my lamp. I feel like crying, just writing this out. It's been almost a year since I've had to recall this night, when I turn on the
light, I expected to just see a closet full of coats, but what I saw was much, much worse.
It was an eye, not just an eye, but the entire half of someone's face barely visible in the tiny crack that
they had opened.
They didn't even react to being caught, no smile, no fear, just watching.
My heart has never beat faster than that night.
I wish I would have screamed or maced him or anything, but I just stared back,
frozen in time until I couldn't hold it in anymore. I began sobbing, loudly. I think I tried to
say something along the lines of, what do you want? But it was garbled, am I crying? He opened the door more.
I could now see his entire body.
Which I don't care to describe as I've been spending the last two years trying to forget
that face.
Then he shished me.
Shhh.
I lost my breath at that. Hearing him made it real. I couldn't pretend that this was
some fucked up hallucination anymore. At this, I sat up and pressed my back against the wall.
It's okay, he said, then he called me by my name. So cheerfully,
then he called me by my name. So cheerfully, it gives me chills remembering it. This is when I finally had the courage to run out of the room. This creep knew my name,
my fucking name. My mom still had to sleep while she called the police, thought I had
imagined it. Of course, by the time the police got there, he was already long gone.
All that was left of him was that damned crawl space.
I still never looked inside.
Though writing this now, I kind of wish I did, having some sort of proof of this would,
I don't know, maybe comfort me.
Because at least, you would all know that I'm not crazy.
The apparently hid been living in there.
For how long I don't know, but the officers who first arrived on the scene said that there
were tally marks inside the crawl space.
I don't want to know how many, and I don't know whether he was marking days or weeks.
I just wanted to leave that fucking apartment.
And we did.
The police never found him, not for certain.
They thought they found a homeless man who matched his description, but he was apparently
unresponsive.
I always thought they didn't take it all that seriously.
They just thought he was a squatter.
Even after I told them that he knew my name, they thought that given how long he had seemingly
been squatting, he had probably just heard my name through the floorboards.
Since that night, he has been the face I always see when there's an open door or closet.
It's going voter-storted. His time goes on, but I can always make out part
of his purse lips as if he's still shushing me, even now. It's gotten easier with time,
but I don't think I'll ever get over it, and it'll never leave me completely. Anyways, I guess we didn't actually have rats.
Thanks for listening to season 1 episode 3 of Let's Not Meet a True Horror Podcast.
This week you have heard Monkey Town Horror Story by Tan Tan Mix 94, sociopath kidnapper
and supermarket parking lot by OfficeFern007, Ring Doorbell Stolen and Used to Scare Me by Cheesy Lump, The Importance of Internet Safety by
Martha from Hell, Creepy as Truck Driver Ever by Spin Psycho, and finally a retelling
of he was living in our crawlspace by Scared Sprout.
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The straightforward pricing has inspired me to be more straightforward.
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Ugh, this one. I'll fetch you a better one.
Straight forward is better.
No equipment fees, no data caps, no price increase at 12 months.
Live like a Gagillionaire with AT&T Fiber.
Limited availability in select areas.
Visit AT&T.com slash Hypergig for details.
TNT Fiber.
Limited availability in select areas, visit at ATT.com slash Hypergig for details.