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Due to unforeseen circumstances, one of the stories from this episode was retroactively
removed, resulting in a shorter than usual episode. The remaining stories have been
untouched. Enjoy the show. I'm now 50 years old. But when I was in my mid-20s, only two years out of college, I was
teaching high school theater and directing after school productions.
One of the students in the drama club who had taken classes with me caused a commotion
one evening after a play.
He had been serving as an usher that night. I was in my office when two
students ran in from the parking lot to tell me that Jim had frightened them by saying he was
considering suicide. They had a piece of crumbled notebook paper on which he had written this threat.
I asked if he was still outside but they said he had driven away, so I immediately grabbed
my contact list and phoned his home to alert his parents.
His mother answered, and I told her what had happened.
While we were speaking, Jim actually came home and went straight into his bedroom.
His mother thanked me for the call and said that she would speak to him. The next morning, Jim showed up at my large double classroom space, which, by the way,
was by itself in the basement of the school, with only the football team's locker room across
the hall and a seldom used weight room nearby.
In between, before and after classes, I was often alone with no other staff or students in the area.
Jim came in to thank me for checking on him
and told me that he was fine.
He seemed fairly cheery even.
He said he had just been angry
and didn't mean any of the threats.
He said his feelings had been hurt over something else
and he just wanted the attention and for the other students to feel bad for him.
He also told me that it had meant a lot to him that I cared enough to call his mother.
I told him that I was glad he was feeling more positive and to always let someone know when he needed help. Then he left.
We had a resource team at school to whom we would submit the names of students we felt
needed extra attention or might be in crisis. In retrospect, I should have submitted his
name right then, but given all that came after, I later did submit his name, I'm not sure
if it would have even helped. Jim had always been socially awkward as a student and struggled in his interactions with others.
He had an IEP or individualized education program that specifically addressed several
behavior issues and already received supervision and special education services.
I should have recognized this event as something more than the norm for him, but I didn't
at the time.
What I did not realize then was that my call to his mother had a rationally convinced
Jim that I was in love with him, things escalated quickly.
A very short time later, it just so happened that the drama club had a two-day one-night week-in trip
planned to the state's Thespian conference.
I and three adults, who were parents,
served as chaperones to the small group of students attending.
Jim was one of the students who had signed up for the trip.
Once on the road, things immediately became odd.
So odd that shortly after we arrived at the conference, I spoke to the male
chaperone in our group about my concerns. He agreed to shadow Jim and keep a specific
eye on him. Jim seemed to be overly concerned with my activities, rather than being where
he should have been at any given time he kept sneaking away and following me.
He tried to ditch his chaperone or tell the chaperone that it was important he'd be able
to speak to me alone.
There was one particularly disturbing instance where we were all eating lunch in a large cafeteria
that was lined along one side with windows.
One of the female chaperones touched my arm and directed my attention
to the windows. Jim stood outside with his face near the glass. He was very still.
Just staring across the room at me. Even when we looked at him, he didn't look away.
I should mention that I'm about 5'2", at the time I only weighed 105 pounds.
Jim was a tall student with a large build.
He was larger than many of the other students and our male chaperone.
The chaperones and I discussed the situation because of Jim's IEP requirements and his general
social issues.
We honestly were not sure if his behavior was too far out of the norm.
I mean, we'd be going home the next day anyway. So we all just agreed to keep a close watch
on him and report the behaviors once we returned.
Of all unfortunate coincidences, the big finale of the conference, the All-State musical that year was a production of Stephen Sonheim's assassins. This occurred as the last event of the final evening. I'm a
big sonheim fan and a fan of that musical, but after this conference it took on a
new significance for me personally. For those unfamiliar, it follows famous
assassins throughout history as they
work through their reasoning for doing what they did. Jim stood and abruptly left the auditorium
before the production had ended, and the male chaperone signaled to me that he'd follow
and make sure that he was okay. Later that evening, after Jim was safe in his room, the
chaperone explained to me that Jim had mentioned learning much from the musical, and that maybe he had to do something to get
the attention he deserved from me.
Attention must be paid, as a message Sahnheim uses within the musical to question society's
influence on an individual's extreme action.
It was more than a bit disturbing to realize that Jim
was taking this message to heart and associating it with me. Once we returned to school the next day,
and the last parent had picked up their child, I left a message on the voicemail of my school's
crisis team, and the next day they interviewed me and asked for a written statement.
They also requested written statements from the Trips' shop around as well.
The principal and Jim's counselor and special ed team were all informed.
I assume Jim and his parents were all in the loop the next day as well because Jim showed
up again in my basement classroom when I was alone
to tell me that he loved me and that I didn't need to be afraid of him.
I'm grateful that the administration of the school was 100% supportive of me and took
the steps to assure my safety.
Where we ran into trouble was with Jim's pre-existing IEP, which outlined
behavior disorders that the school had committed to making concessions for and working on with Jim.
I was only a teacher for five years total, so it's been a while. I don't know how things may have
changed since then, but at the time, the school had to go through the special Ed department when discussing
consequences for Jim's actions.
The protections he received in lieu of his IEP and the fear that his parents might sue
tied the school's hands for quite a while.
All total, it took the better part of a semester and continued disturbing activity for the school
to finally be able
to expel Jim from stalking me.
But even then, he wasn't expelled from the district, just sent to another school in the
same district.
The school's security officer and a local police officer assigned to the high school were
both alerted to keep an eye on things and also helped counsel on legal issues.
What we learned is that legally, the police could not be brought in unless Jim expressed a threat
directly to me personally. Jim seemed to understand this well, though. He started drawing cartoons
and writing stories, scripts, or journal entries about what he wanted to do to me,
usually involving rape in various forms of violence and murder.
He would then leave these sheets of paper where students or other teachers would find them,
so I'd of course find out about it.
But because he had not handed them to me personally, it was not illegal.
Basically, an individual can write whatever they want in their own journals.
His story would always be that he had accidentally dropped the paper and hadn't realized it.
I still lived at home during these first years out of college, and my mother was the unfortunate
recipient of some very graphic and disturbing phone calls. I'm not sure how he even got the number given
that her last name and mine are different, but he called a couple of times when I wasn't
home and gave my mother a name very similar to, but not exactly his own. When she said
I wasn't home, he'd tell her that I must be out on a date, then get graphic with his
thoughts on what I might be doing
at the moment.
After this happened twice, I told her to just let everything go to voicemail.
So that if you call it again, we'd have his voice recorded.
Those were the days of answering machines that used cassette tapes.
I had to be walked to and from my car.
During the day, I had to keep my classroom door locked from the inside
and open it between classes only to allow students in. I ate lunch in my classroom or office
area to avoid being in the halls at all. He was given strict instructions not to go to my classroom,
although he tried a few more times. We also had an incident during the next school play of him sneaking into the backstage dressing
room one evening.
A friend of his was working backstage, so he claimed that he was there just to say hello
to his friend.
So many things happened.
It's hard to remember all of them now so many years later.
One of my other drama students also worked with him at a McDonald's.
An issue arose there because he decided that she looked like me.
She showed up in some of his threatening writings as well.
All in all, it was a very scary time where, with hands tied illegally by his IEP, we were
on high alert all the time for what he might do next, but we couldn't take action to have
him removed.
There would be periods of quiet. And then he'd start up again. for what he might do next, but we couldn't take action to have him removed.
There would be periods of quiet, and then he'd start up again.
The school called a meeting with his parents, counselors, special ed team, and me early on.
The school's district offered to pay for Jim to see a professional psychiatrist or
psychologist, but the parents refused this.
I remember very specifically that his father
would not look at me.
I was seated a couple of places to his left,
and if he had to address me, he'd look straight ahead
and speak to the air.
His father said at the meeting that I was to blame
for all of Jim's behavior issues,
because I was young and
unexperienced as a teacher. He said that if I had been teaching longer, I'd have been more mature
in my communications with Jim and none of this would have ever happened. I reminded him it started
after Jim made a suicide threat and I called his mother. What other choice
could I have made but to check on his welfare that evening?
The incident that finally seemed enough for the school to expel Jim occurred one day when
I had just released a class prior to my free lunch period. The students had been working
in small groups throughout the classroom, and in the hallway outside of my classroom on acting scenes.
So I had unlocked my door during class to allow them and myself to come and go from the hall
as needed. Stupidly, after the students all left, I paused to straighten some of the items that had
been left on the floor rather than going straight to lock the door from the inside.
Jim entered the room.
I was completely alone in the basement of the school with my stalker.
I kept my voice and face calm and attempted to act as if I wasn't worried at all by this
predicament, but instead was disappointed with him for not
following rules that would ultimately get him in trouble. What followed was nearly 10 minutes of
cat-and-mouse conversation with me trying to get him to leave, and him staying between me and the
door. I was terrified and doing my best to act as if I wasn't. At one point during this conversation, he told
me he was now seeing a counselor, and that the counselor told him the best way for him
to get over me is if I'd go on a date with him, so he could get it all out of his system.
At one point I calmly told him that I knew he was lying because regardless of all else, I was an adult and he was under age.
No counselor in their right mind would suggest that he and I date.
He then told me that I was clever and laughed it off like I was amusing him.
Luckily for me, another student walked in to talk to me about something related to the after-school drama program. Had it not been for that, I don't like to think about what might have happened.
Once Jim was finally expelled for the remainder of that year, and all of the next until I
left to teach at another school, I would occasionally get long voicemails on the drama office
line. He'd usually be crying and telling me that he'd given
up everything for me, that I'd ruined his life, and that he hated the new school, or that I just
needed to give him another chance. He was convinced we would be together. A full ten years passed after all of this when I was no longer a teacher and my space was
all of the rage.
I had connected to some former students through that social media platform.
I learned very quickly how blocking worked when Jim also tried to contact me.
A friend looked at Jim's profile for me to see where he was. I was glad to see
that he was now living in another state. Creepily, he seemed to mostly be connected on my
space to profiles displaying photos of Bucksome women who didn't look quite real. A short
time later, one of the former students messaged to say that his older brother had
been looking on Craigslist and had seen an ad placed about me.
He sent me a copy.
Jim had placed a Craigslist ad, asking for everyone who might know where I was.
I called my local police department and was directed to the cybercrime's division.
When an officer called me back, I explained the situation, told him that I knew that Jim
had not yet done anything illegal.
But that given the contact through my space and the Craigslist ad, I was worried the stalking
might begin again.
I told him I wanted to understand how and what to document, and at what point I
could make an official complaint. Should I need to in the future? I kid you not. The officer
spoke to me like I was crazy and told me that if I was worried about some guy who now
lived in another state, that maybe I should see someone about my paranoia. I was so shocked and angry and
even embarrassed. I'd like to think that in today's world, my concerns might be treated
with a little more respect. If an officer spoke to me like that now, I'd be reporting him
and making it very public because fuck politeness. Anyway, at 50 years old and over 30 years past the stalking incident, still,
the first thing I do when I join any social media app is search to see if Jim has a profile
and block him, as well as anyone else with his first and last name, just in case.
For subsequent jobs, I've requested that employers don't put my contact info into website
profiles, in case he does a Google search on my name.
I truly worry for any women encountering him as a grown adult.
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My best friend and I decided to go on a girls trip to Mexico. We found a beautiful spot
and booked it. Our Airbnb was a part of a small condo complex.
The condo was behind a gated wall and was supposed to have a security guard watching
the premises.
We felt safe because the spot had a ton of great reviews and my friends spoke fluent
Spanish, which allowed us to communicate well with the locals. To provide
better context for the story, I'll describe how the apartment was laid out. It was
a loft located on the first floor. The apartment walls facing the outdoors were
a combination of giant windows and sliding doors. Near the main entryway there was a kitchen and a lounge area, a laundry
area, and some seating. Being aloft, the sleeping area was exposed but the owner installed an accordion
style separation wall. You could pull it in and out to give you a bedroom feel.
Beside our bed was one of the sliding doors which opened up to our own miniature pool and
we were thrilled.
I was super stressed out with my job and my friend was working full time in finishing
her master's program.
We were both emotionally exhausted.
The idea of splashing around in some water and drinking cocktails was like a dream.
We arrived in the evening on our first night there, so we grabbed some food and stayed
in.
My friend noted that during the night, she felt like someone was watching us sleep outside
the bedroom sliding doors.
We both chalked it up to stress.
And it would be silly, right?
It would mean someone would be standing ankle deep in a pool of water, watching us through
the tiny openings of the vertical blinds.
Plus our paranoia was triggered because the first words that came out of my mouth when
we arrived were, oh, sliding doors.
We need to lock these so someone doesn't kill us.
The next day we were excited to explore the town.
Mostly excited about the beach.
We spent most of the day outside of the apartment.
We went back to the Airbnb for a short period of time to wash up.
Our host messaged us that someone would come by and give us some fresh water.
I suspect this had something to do with our story.
We got ready and went
out. We arrived back around 2 a.m. I want to note that I'm a little messy and most of my
items were strewn around the loft, a bag here, some shorts there. I sat down in the seating
area and began to doze off. My friend asked me if I planned to sleep in a weird sitting position, and I begrudgingly
moved to our bedroom around 2.30 a.m.
I fell asleep but was woken up by my friend screaming.
She was trembling and told me she felt someone watching her this time, but this time they
were in the loft.
I'm tearing up just writing this now.
She said she opened her eyes and saw the figure of a man
in this space that our accordion wall separator
didn't reach.
At first, I didn't understand what was going on,
but then my fight or flight instincts kicked in.
Apparently mine was a fight because I grabbed a pillow.
Yes, a pillow, and ran into the other room to confront.
Whoever was there. Thankfully, there was no one. I found the sliding door was open, though.
And the wind was blowing through the blinds. We had a few drinks that night, and I was super tired.
It was probably close to 3.30 a.m. by now.
I closed the door and went back to bed.
I told my friend that maybe the wind blew the door open.
I didn't want to believe that someone was there.
We messaged our hosts that the doors were faulty and we wanted to be moved.
It took a bit to process what happened.
I'm pretty blind, so I went back into our living room after I put on my glasses and noticed
everything was gone.
My masterpiece of a disaster had been cleaned up.
Someone had taken my beach bag, my bra, our flip flops, and a bunch of other personal
items.
I had placed a bottle of sunscreen and lotion
near a table by our bed.
It was over by the accordion divider.
It was all knocked down.
We were calling Airbnb
and every resource we could reach to get out there.
Our host's boyfriend, not our host, got back to us
and offered to move us.
We told them that we were just going to leave.
The moment we got more confrontational, they began making more excuses as to why she,
the host, couldn't come.
We think that the hosts and the security guard had to be in on it.
There was no way they left those doors unlocked.
Maybe the man who brought
the water opened them somehow. What scares me the most is that we were out most of the day.
The person came in literally 30 minutes after we fell asleep. When they could have came
in and stolen more when we were gone. Was my friend right when she said she felt watched that first night? I have
no idea what would have happened if she hadn't woken up or if I actually fell asleep in
that seating area. The knock-down bottles were very close to our bed. But what if they had
come closer? When I was telling my sister the story, she told me it was good they had something to steal.
At least they laughed with something that could be replaced.
So creepy man that probably stood in an ankle deep water outside our door watching us,
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I worked at a mom and pops pizza shop in a small farm town in northern California.
I kind of did everything, and since I knew the family,
they trusted me, running things while they were gone. This night, though, I was working deliveries
and got the weirdest delivery of my life. Everything seemed fine when I took the order from this lady.
She ordered anchovies, however, Hunter Pizza, and I always think people who order that are weird as
shit.
She made a point to tell me that pizza had to be hot when it got there, or she wouldn't
pay for it.
So I get the pizza and throw it into the warmer and drive to her house before any of my
other deliveries.
I'd like to tell you guys that her house was creepy and run down, but it looked like
your average one story, new housing development
home. I rang the doorbell and put my fake-ass customer service smile on. However, as soon
as she opened the door, I knew this was going to be bad. The Hagrid old lady, who looked
like she was a smoker 50 plus years, looked at me dead in the eyes and said, it better be hot or I'm not paying,
like I told you over the damn phone.
I understand, ma'am.
I made sure to stop by your place first,
even though it was the last on my list.
Bring it in and set it on the table.
Now I normally don't go inside customers' homes
because I read way too many stories on no sleep
and let's not
meet, but at this point I just wanted to kill her with kindness and see where this will
go.
So I say, no problem.
I also brought cheese and ranch for you if you need it.
As soon as I opened the bag she grabbed the box and her hand was on the bottom of it,
just rubbing it.
It's not hot enough.
You fuckers do this every time.
And I'm not paying for this shit, not a single dime.
One thing I have an issue with is my mouth.
I don't know when to just shut up and try to understand where people are coming from.
Look lady, your house is a 5 minute drive from our shop and I stopped by your place first.
There is no way that our pizza is cold. If you refuse to pay, you're going to be 86th and all notated on your
account. She immediately walked into her kitchen and came back out. She had an old pizza
from a few weeks prior she had ordered from us and she threw it at me.
Take your fucking pizza and get out of my house!
You're the devil!
She yelled at me and kept calling me Satan in the devil.
Again, my mouth has no filter and I can't control it.
I try, but I fail every time.
As I'm closing the bag and laughing about how much I hate my job I tell her, alright,
ma'am, you will not be able to order pizzas from us again.
I hope you have a great day, God bless you and your house.
She kept following me outside to my car screaming, you're the fucking devil!
And there are even families out there just watching this all go down, so I get into the
car and start driving.
Once I'm back I tell my manager what happened, and she told me that the lady had already
called in and screamed to her about what had happened.
Her story was that I cussed her out and got the wrong order.
My manager shut her down and said I'd never do anything like that, but here's the weird
part.
She whispered into the phone to my manager and repeated. She called once a day for almost three months just whispering this
to whoever answered. She started driving by the restaurant and yelling,
the devil works here! You're all going to hell! Now I wasn't scared. I was just pissed
and I wanted to retaliate because I can't tell you how many times she tried to following back to my apartment when I got off of work
One night I pulled over and got out just for her to stop her car in the road with her lights on yelling
The devil is here
After this I jumped back into my car and sped off
Luckily after six months of dealing with this lady
I find out that she was a
schizophrenic and bipolar, and hadn't been on her meds. Her daughter put her in the
care of a home, but when she was cleaning out the house, she saw that her mom had pictures
of me all over her bedroom wall with the word, yep, you guessed it. Devil, written all over
it.
She found me and explained everything to me in that that was going to be the end of all
of it.
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This week you have heard, Stalker Student by Debra.
Slighting Doors by Jude.
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