Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast - 6x13: Lost Stories 3 - Let's Not Meet
Episode Date: June 28, 2021Stories in this episode: -An Abandoned Dog Saved My Ass - BroffaloSoldier (2:24). -My Worst Intern - jaqenjayz (7:46). -Spooked by knife man - lil_swedish_lady (21:07). -Piggy Goin' Pee Pee - ...GonzoTheGood (29:56). -The neighbor I didn't know I had. - tomwesley4644 (36:25). -To the stalker who fabricated a relationship with me for a whole year - caseycatlady (42:14). Extended Patreon Content: -I Almost Took A Job From A Racist - Kat. -I Could Have Been Abducted - Jill. -Untitled - Jess W. -Creepy Math Teacher - Amanda. -Tinder Date Looks Through My Bedroom Window - Kate. All of the stories you've heard this week were narrated and produced with the permission of their respective authors. Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast is not associated with Reddit or any other message boards online. To submit your story to the show, send it to letsnotmeetstories@gmail.com. Get access to extended, ad-free episodes of Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast with bonus stories every week along with a bunch of other great exclusive material and merch at patreon.com/letsnotmeetpodcast. This podcast would not be possible to continue at this rate without the help of the support of the legendary LNM Patrons. Come join the family! Head over to chilisleep.com/meet for ChiliSleep’s best deal, available to my listeners today! ChiliSleep makes customizable, climate-controlled sleep solutions that help you not only get a better night’s sleep after an especially eerie episode, but can also improved my entire well-being. Become a member today by going to Feals.com/meet and you'll get 50% off your first order of premium CBD that will help to keep your head clear and feel your best with free shipping! Framebridge makes it easier and more affordable than ever to frame your favorite things - without ever leaving the house. Add a gallery wall to your home office or send the perfect gift. From art prints and diplomas to the photos sitting on your phone, you can Framebridge just about anything. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code MEET to save 15% off your first order.  - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/433173970399259/ - Twitter - https://twitter.com/letsnotmeetcast - Website - https://letsnotmeetpodcast.com - Patreon - https://patreon.com/letsnotmeetpodcast - Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/letsnotmeetcast/ - Twitch - https://twitch.tv/retroxpizza/
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My name is Andrew Tate and this is season six episode 13 of Let's Not Meet, a true horror podcast. Every week since I released the first Lost Stories episode in Season 5, the number of requests
for more of those episodes have increased exponentially.
Now I know this is a bit of a surprise if you aren't following me on social media, but
something in my gut told me this week was the perfect time for some of those ancient recordings to be unearthed and remastered.
If you're new and unfamiliar, these are stories from the original run of the podcast that
are no longer available online.
I've been spending a lot of time curating, remastering, and putting together these special
episodes to share with you.
Now remember, these are very old recordings,
and I've done my best to improve the sound quality
for a pleasant listening experience.
Included are some recordings from the very first few episodes I ever recorded.
I have to say, it's wild how much my voice,
delivery, and overall cadence has changed over the years.
It was like listening to a completely different person altogether. Well, in any case, welcome to Lost Stories
Part 3. It's a collection of the very best and most frightening stories from, I guess,
what you would call the Golden Age of the Show. Enjoy.
This incident happened in the summer of 2015.
I live by myself in a nice house inside a small town, low crime, but still the occasional shady thucker.
Anyway, at work that day on a smoke break, I watched a dog get thrown from a moving vehicle.
Four lane city traffic during the start of a rush hour. I ran right out there, scooped his
little ass up and booked it back to my workplace. He was not injured, amazingly.
As a bleeding heart animal lover, I decided to take him home with me until I could figure
out what to do with him. I have a large amount of cats and always have. This was my first
experience with the dog that I had solely been responsible for. This guy was very shy.
Head hung, tail tucked, jumpy, just looking at me like I was about to beat him.
I was clueless on the subject of dog personalities and tendencies.
I just knew that they needed to be taken out frequently.
His first night with me, we had been out about 15 times as I did not want him shitting
in my house.
I was having my final cigarette of the day on my porch.
The dog was on a leash
chilling under my chair as I smoked and poked about on Reddit. I see a man walking on the sidewalk
that runs by my house. He kept glancing up at me before passing. Shortly after he passed my house,
he stopped, turned on his heel, and approached. Hey, can you tell me where 302 Church Street is?"
He asked.
I told him I would search the address with my phone, which, of course, was taking a minute
to pull up.
He explained that he didn't have a phone of his own and was attempting to get to a friend's
house, taking small steps towards me the whole time.
It's exactly two blocks north of here, right on the southwest corner of the cross street,
I told him, pointing in the direction.
He kept his eyes locked on me, continuing to slowly move closer.
Dog starts to growl very softly at this point.
I had forgotten he was even there until now.
Mind if I take a look at the map? He grinned sheepishly. I'm bad with directions. I rose to my seat,
pointing again. It's truly just two blocks up this road. Just follow the road, two blocks.
The house will be on your left, making it very clear that I wasn't just going to hand my phone to him.
Well, can I call them? I need to let them know that I'm coming." He said, still creeping closer,
extending his hand.
How about text them, pushing forward still? Dude, no!
I started toward my door.
Let me see your phone.
He was becoming visibly pissed off, clearly trying to contain it, and getting way too close
to my porch.
As a last-ditch effort of getting this dude to fuck off, I say, you
need to get the fuck out of my yard. My dog is protective, he will fuck you up.
Hell, I didn't know the first fucking thing about this dog, let alone whether he had the
capacity to fuck someone up. I just hope saying so would intimidate pushy phone guy.
Like I had said, the magic words, the puppy springs into action.
All-ah wolf creature from the never-ending story, he emerges like a fucking bullet from
under the chair, growling, snarling, and barking as little ass off.
He jerks me damn near off the porch trying to get at this guy.
He sounded and acted like an 80-pound attack dog, not a 40-pound timid beagle mix.
I was afraid.
I didn't know if the pup would turn on me.
As stated previously, at the time I knew absolutely jack shit about dogs.
He backed his hindquarters into my legs, almost nudging me to the door, still carrying on.
Eyes locked on the phone dude and bearing his teeth. Phone dude holds up his hands and backs off, stammer something like, uh, two blocks north
right?
Yeah?
And begins walking that way.
I go inside, cut off my lights, and peek out the window at him.
He glances at my house, assured I'm inside, turns and begins walking the completely opposite
direction I had pointed
him in.
Ising on the cake?
He pulls out a phone from his pocket and raises it to his ear to make a call.
Dago secured his place as a member of my family that night.
He is incredibly protective of me and has frightened away another creep since his
incident.
He's attached to my hip and has made
it known that he's grateful to be safe in a loving home wherein he will never ever again become a
projectile from a moving vehicle. His name is Hank and I truly believe that night would have ended very poorly for me if he had not been there. So, let's not meet again.
I worked at a local government agency for a long time.
Each summer, we would get a new crop of interns.
Most were fine.
Some caused issues like when we caught two of them making out in the file room.
Overall, there were just normal kids from high school or college trying to get some work
experience.
In 2016, my department received an intern later than usual right in the middle of summer.
Warner was a bit older than the usual crowd around my age, maybe you late 20s.
We initially hit it off pretty well, and although I found him sort of strange, I didn't
mind since he was friendly, and we had some common interests.
He was the only person in my department who was even close to my age.
The interns were all teenagers.
The regular staff averaged around 60, older than my mom.
I was psyched to have a peer to chat with, so occasionally, I would eat lunch with
Warner or stop to talk at his cubicle.
His strangeness was mostly an outsized personality, a mix of over-the-top enthusiasm with a bit
of social awkwardness.
I got zero bad vibes from the guy.
It wasn't long before Warner started having major performance problems at work.
He would produce little to no work on most days, no show, or arrive late without informing
anyone and generally acted unprofessionally.
One day he showed up for work at 3.15 pm when our work day ended at 4.30.
The office manager was livid and told him to go home.
His behavior bothered nearly everyone in my office, but I did not supervise him, and we
had plenty of slacker interns in the past.
While his antics were a bit of a spectacle, it wasn't a big deal to me.
If you're wondering why he wasn't let go, two words, political favor.
I found out from Warner himself that he was hired because his uncle donated to the
campaign of our big boss.
He wasn't going anywhere.
Near the end of that summer, I put in my notice that I was leaving my job and relocating
to a new state.
Once Warner caught wind of this, he would constantly complain that it sucked it was leaving because
we barely had time to become friends.
I would always laugh lightly in response and give a sympathetic, yeah, he would start
to monopolize my time at work more and more, and it became disruptive to the people who
sat near me.
I found it slightly annoying, but I was also extremely happy to be leaving that job for
reasons unrelated to Warner, and I spent my last month there not caring much about what
my co-workers thought.
I tolerated him, lingering by my desk.
One day he caught me leaving work and offered me a ride home. I usually took the bus and occasionally
other co-workers would offer me rides home if they were going my way, so this didn't seem too odd to me.
I accepted and walked to his car with him.
It smelled awful, and was full of garbage.
He hastily cleared off the passenger seat and apologized.
We got on our way, but once we were on the main road, he began begging me to stop and get
dinner with him.
I laughed and said he didn't need to ask me that insistently.
And said we could stop at a diner on the way.
We had a nice meal with pleasant conversation.
He was intelligent and had a variety of interests.
Our political positions aligned and we shared disdain for our cranky old co-workers.
I had a good time.
I expressed that he didn't need to drive me all the way
home now, that it was late, but he kept insisting. So I relented. As I directed him toward
my house, he started in again with the whining about how our developing friendship was
cut short because of the moving. At this point, I was tired of hearing this, the decision
to leave my job and move away from home was extremely difficult to make, and I was proud of how bold I was being.
I stopped responding and laughing, and his whining faded out.
We came up to the turn to get onto my street, and when I pointed it out, he accelerated and
drove right past, laughing.
I laughed in an, oh my god, what the fuck way?
Thinking he was joking around.
When I began giving instructions on how to turn around and get back, he started begging
me to keep hanging out with him because he was lonely.
This immediately set me on high alert.
It suddenly hit me.
That I'm in a man's car, someone I don't know that
well, who doesn't exercise proper behavior at work, which is the only context I know him.
And now he's displaying weird behavior outside of work as well. My instinct was not to insist
to be glad of the car. I felt as if this would escalate
the situation into something bad. And in hindsight, it may have been the right thing to do when
I think about the type of person he turned out to be.
I told him we could hang out at the park near my house if he wanted to talk. He seemed
to like that idea and we parked and walked over. The pleasant conversation resumed.
Besides, the weird cleanliness, he was perfectly fine to talk to.
Until he dumped his entire life's story on me, including his prior arrest for theft,
his heroin addiction, and related struggles with depression.
I tried to be sympathetic, but I was very put off by this.
It was a lot of highly personal information all at once, and I was still on alert because
of his prior behavior.
I tried changing the subject by showing him pictures of my dog.
I scrolled one pick too far, and the next one was a photo of me wearing makeup and posing
cutely.
Way different than the
slob I was at work. He grabbed the phone and went, wow, you are very photogenic. I
felt awkward and didn't say anything. There was this long silence. Then he launched
into a weird tangent about how compatible we are, and that we have similar
interests. And he wished that
I weren't moving, so we could try and hang out again, but on a date. I didn't say anything,
and he broke this silence by saying, sorry, I'm saying all of this stuff, I'm actually
high right now. That's why I know where River said is, I went there yesterday to buy. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said it. I'm really sorry.
Internally, I freaked out. He had definitely put his drug addiction in the past tense, and I assumed it was something he was recovering from,
not currently using.
I also realized I had been in a car. He was operating while he was under the influence.
I don't know anything about heroin, so I was under the influence. I don't know anything
about heroin, so I was clueless. I felt very, very stupid. He immediately started whining
and begged me not to judge him or hate him and kept saying over and over again how nice
I am and how understanding I am, also that I'm pretty and smart. All of these weird compliments interspersed with
talking down about himself. I didn't know what to do, so I smiled reassuringly and told
him not to worry, but that I was tired and I wanted to go home. That's when he started
crying. He had this weird, weezy sob, but no tears were coming out.
I set there silently while he did this, trying to come up with some sort of graceful escape
plan.
My patience was wearing thin and my anxiety was through the roof.
It's a weird feeling to be annoyed and panicky at the same time.
I stood up and apologized, said that the park was close to my house so I'll walk,
and started to leave when I remembered I left my stuff in his car.
Trying a new approach, I casually mentioned I forgot my stuff in his car and
joked that if he wanted my dirty lunch containers, he could keep them.
He ceased his bizarre crying, stood up and ran over to his car to unlock it, and I grabbed
my stuff out of his back seat.
His demeanor changed drastically, as he calmly apologized for making things weird and asked
if he could drop me off at home so I didn't have to walk at night.
I said yes, but I made him drop me off a block over from my little side street, so he wouldn't
see which house was mine.
I could end it there, but what bothered me the most about this guy happened after this
encounter?
I'll make this part short.
A week or two after that weird evening, the end of August, by this point.
I had my last day at the job and moved a thousand miles across the country.
Warner would sometimes text me long ramblings detailing his feelings about himself and her
missed opportunity.
I didn't respond to these messages.
Now that I wasn't near him, I didn't feel the need to placate.
The text stopped after a few weeks and never got about him.
Fast forward to February and I get a text from a coworker.
Her message said, sorry you had to hear this way.
And her next message was a link to a local news article titled, Man dies from wounds in
Riverside Stabbing Wednesday.
Because of the way she worded it, I thought Warner was a victim, but when I read the article,
it included his mug shot and the charges. He
was the attacker. He murdered someone. I felt so shocked and disgusted. I couldn't believe
I knew someone who killed another human. Later on, I called an old work friend for some
details. Apparently, shortly after I left the job, he was fired for thrashing the
men's bathroom, like just threw around anything he could lift and poured all of the soap
out and smeared it all over the place. He then lost his apartment, presumably some of
the articles about the stabbing described Warner as a homeless man. I have to assume that's how he ended up in the aforementioned
Riverside. There are a lot of homeless drug addicts who squat in abandoned houses. I wondered
if the man he stabbed had refused to give him something that he wanted, and that's how
he reacted to a hard-nosed. I don't think I made all of the wisest decisions during my interactions with Warner, but I'm
glad I was able to avoid setting him off since he was clearly not stable.
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I'm an American living abroad and a place with a lot of nature
and mountains not far from my house.
It's been a great past month of summer weather,
and I've taken advantage of it by hiking nearly every day.
Now the country I'm in is incredibly low-key, especially in the residential towns, so the
illusion of safety remains.
The mountains are just less than half a mile from my house.
On this day, I was chatting with a friend from the US and decided to go up into the mountains base and loop back down.
It's about three miles, but not as bad as hiking up the damn thing.
So I'm chatting with my friend and making my way up the sloppy paved road to get to the base
where I have my first unsettling encounter with a truck driver who tries to solicit me.
I just give him this look like,
what the fuck?
I'm alone, you're full,
and you're making me feel very unsafe.
This doesn't turn into anything,
but now I'm more on my guard.
I am by myself after all, my husband is at work.
I get to the base and I'm telling my friend
about this
creepy truck driver and suddenly I get this urge to get out of plain sight. I'm at
the mountains base which is to the left and in front. To the right of me for
probably an eighth of a mile is the parking lot. This mountain also has
skiing in the winter. It's quite a popular place. I get across the parking lot. This mountain also has skiing in the winter. It's quite a popular place.
I get across the parking lot to the right and enter the forest across from the mountain.
I'm super thirsty and the stream at the edge of this forest is drinkable, so I start taking
sips from my palms. Now, this area of the forest is right by the parking lot, with a walking
trail to get back down
from the mountain's base, but it's still enclosed by a lot of trees and shrubs, which
obscured it from the view of the public.
There were some people at the mountain, which was good.
Anyway, I'm taking a break from drinking water, still talking to my friend when a different
man enters the forest where I am.
He starts staring at me.
Seriously, he gave himself away from the moment he entered that forest.
His body language gays, and everything was just off and wrong.
I look him up and down. He's strong, in shape, white tea, blue shorts, brown
hair and eyes with light skin, just staring. But he doesn't approach me. Instead he walks
adjacent to me, crossing the path over the stream and goes to the other side of the stream directly across
from me. I don't hear what my friend is saying because I'm just watching him. I notice
then that this guy has a knife. Like, clear as day has a knife. And he leans up against
tree gripping the knife with his fist, and stares at me,
waiting to see what I'll do.
I quickly decide that, going deeper into the trail as a no-go, it seems he's anticipating
that I'm distracted talking to my friend, and that I'll continue on my way.
This isn't an option because the trail doesn't lead to a road where cars can drive on for
a good while.
There's much fewer people on this trail as well.
I've seen enough horror movies.
I suddenly realized that my uneasiness and need to get out of sight when I got to the mountain
might have been because I was also being pursued by this knife man, not just some sleep-deprived
trucker looking for a good time.
I turn on my heel and sprint out of the forest.
Luckily, I see a car driving towards where I am.
It's a mother teaching her daughter how to drive.
It had randomly started pouring down rain, which I thought was appropriate.
And I look like a lunatic myself running towards them, but it's okay.
I'm 5'7 and blonde, not a creep with a huge knife.
I explained to them what had happened and they let me into the car immediately, lock the doors, and then call the police.
After about 30 seconds, the man exits the enclosure and starts walking back in the direction of where I came from
at the mountain's base. He's walking briskly and doesn't have a car of his own.
The car I got into had tinted windows so I don't think he knew I was in there. I tell the mother
that that's the guy but we don't want to provoke him. He disappears quickly before the police arrive.
I give the police a description,
but now I don't think they ever found him.
Part of me now wants to believe that nothing would have happened
and that he didn't go out of his way
to make me feel uncomfortable,
but everything about him was bad.
And he was literally flashing his knife at me, sizing me up.
It seems to me anyway that he knew I was foreign. I was on the phone and might not have noticed him.
I looked like an easy target, but it's thanks to what I've read here that I'm more vigilant
than ever and squashed the situation before it escalated.
A bit of advice to men, if you see a woman alone, leave her alone, do not provoke her.
Even if you think it's funny, we don't ask for it.
We want to enjoy time out and about without having to worry, we'll be approached somehow
by creeps.
Don't ask us out on dates.
I don't go out for walks looking for a quick
lay.
We are always on the defense, always with a watchful eye because sometimes when we aren't
and we aren't as lucky, bad things do happen.
It's a privilege to go outside and not worry about something that could go wrong. I've had a couple of unsettling dreams and anxiety about the situation.
Don't be the source of another person's nightmares.
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This is not a new story. This happened back in 1980. I was 5 years old and I was invited
to a neighbor's birthday party. We lived in the quiet suburbs of Baltimore, Maryland.
It was an idyllic town. Trees line the streets,
looking over the neighborhood like giant looming sentinels. It was early October. I remember this
because the houses were all decorated for Halloween. The boys' parents pulled out all of the stops to
make their son's party one to remember. There was a slow-moving, sad face to donkey,
There was a slow-moving, sad-faced donkey that the smaller children were permitted to ride.
I was not allowed to ride the donkey.
I was a fat boy.
Even at age 5, I was also as loud as I was fat.
It was my loudmouth that caused this pleasant afternoon of cake ice cream in Pinyatus to
quickly unravel into a horrifying nightmare. Aside from the usual
accoutrements at a seven-year-old's party, there was a clown. The clown walked around silently,
prancing and smiling. He would laugh silently. He would do the old, I got your nose
trick and pull coins from behind our ears. He made balloon animals and attempted to ride a unicycle.
The other kids laughed, but I hated the clown. Everything about him made me uncomfortable.
And because of this, my fat five year old self decided it was a decent idea to give the clown a
hard time. The birthday boy announced, allowed that it was time to head inside to see the special clown magic show.
All the kids went into the living room and sat on the hardwood floor.
I stood in the back.
The clown proceeded with the magic show.
He pulled a fake rabbit out of his hat and performed other hat tricks as I stood in the
back of the room and jeered him.
I would yell out how the tricks were all done.
The clown continued to silently smile, making no sound as he went about with his magical
presentation.
His face said happiness, but his eyes screamed rage, at me.
This went on for about 15 minutes.
The kid's laugh does the clown fumbled through some crappy dime store magic trick.
I do not know if it was an act of mercy, but
birthday to boys' parents shouted, Pinyata time, and all the kids ran outside to smash the
cardboard donkey stuffed with candy. After a few minutes outside, all of the fruit punch I drank
throughout the day wanted out. I scurried back into the house and searched the toilet.
The house was quiet, and the sun had shifted in the sky, leaving the kitchen and the adjoining
hallway bathed in a murky, early evening light.
As I walked through the kitchen and into the hall, from the room in the hall, stepped
the clown, into the hallway.
He stood there staring at me, staring at him.
It seemed like one of those Wild West showdowns from the cowboy movies my dad used to watch
on television.
He lurched slowly toward me.
His painted smile unwavering, but his eyes bloodshot and filled with unbridled hatred.
You piggy, piggy. and filled with unbridled hatred. Yippee-piggy, piggy.
I walked a few steps in reverse before spinning on my heels and trying to make it to the kitchen.
I felt a large hand land on my shoulder.
I was spun around forcefully and fell to the floor.
The clown stood above me for a moment, before putting a giant clown shoe on my fat chest. I remember trying to squirm,
and I remember wanting to scream and cry for help, but it never happened. He stood over
me, pinning me to the floor before brandishing me with one of those old-style, seltzer bottles.
He proceeded to spray the crotch of my pants, and in a sing-song voice, he could... Piggy-going-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-
Until the contents of the bottle were drained.
When he removed his foot from my chest,
I lashed out with my feet kicking at his shins
and trying to scurry away at the same time.
I ran into the pantry and slammed the door.
It was really a terrible hiding place.
He had seen where I went. The pantry was just four feet away from where I was
laying on the floor just moments ago. It was dark in the pantry and smelled of
pine salt. There was no lock on the door to protect me from the clown. In the dark
pantry I slid to the floor and tried not to sob uncontrollably.
Only minutes passed, those minutes felt like hours.
I heard no sound other than my wheezing and a fear fart that squeaked out.
Oh, piggy, piggy, did you make poo poo in the pantry?
The voice came from inside the dark pantry in which I was hiding.
Or so I thought, I frozen fear, not moving, not breathing.
I did not know where the clown was.
If he were in the pantry with me, I needed to get out and if he were out there,
I needed to stay in the pantry with me. I needed to get out, and if he were out there, I needed to stay in the pantry.
I lowered my head to the floor, and squinted through the gap between the bottom of the pantry
door and the floor.
There was not much to see.
What little light-blogged through the bottom of the door was quickly blacked out, and one
bloodshot eye stared back at me from the other side of the door.
I squeezed my eyes shut and started crying at near hysterical levels.
The door swung open, and I screamed as loud as I could, standing in the doorway.
It was my dad.
in the doorway was my dad. What the hell are you doing in there?" he asked.
CLEOWN, I screamed.
He carried me out of the pantry and out of the house and finally back to the safety of
our home.
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For a bit of context, I grew up in the middle of farmland in a large 1800s Victorian home. Given its history, there has always been several
shacks and barns that once belonged to the builder of this house. There is a highway
that sees maybe three cars on it during night and directly across from said highway, about
200 feet inward from a cornfield, is the shack that I have always found creepy.
As kids, myself and friends would dare each other to go inside and look, which always ended
up with us going as a team.
Nothing scary was ever found.
Maybe a few broken glasses, metal piles, and miscellaneous items.
There wasn't any electricity or any sort of utility that made it home-ly.
So years go by, and the existence of this shack becomes part of my daily life.
However, one particular night, as I was watching TV, I noticed a light go off and on outside of my window.
After getting startled, I dismissed it as passing cars, simply more frequent than they
typically are.
In our passes, it's nearing midnight and the light stays on.
This time I know for sure it's coming from outside. My family was asleep, but being a pansy 16 year old like I was, I needed confirmation.
Too bad for me, no one wants to go check it out.
So I go alone.
I grabbed my pocket knife in a flashlight, the best thing I could think of with my shaken
thoughts and take off into the night. As I neared the highway, the lights turned off, almost making me choke on air.
But I had to figure out what the hell was going on.
I make it to the entrance of the shack, which has no door, and slowly begin to enter.
My flashlight scanning the room for any sign of life. What happened next?
I'll never forget. Five feet away from me. There's an old, tattered recliner
facing the opposite direction that my father had tossed in there for future disposal.
I shined my light on it because I knew I'd seen it rock
ever so slightly.
As I did that, a man stands up from the recliner,
saying absolutely nothing.
All I could tell was that he was middle aged
and wearing a jacket of sorts.
And before I could process what was happening,
I was already sprinting across the road and praying. He wasn't behind me.
It felt like years before I could make it to my door, but as I am about to make it into safety,
I decided to look back. He was standing in the road completely still.
He was standing in the road completely still.
No words whatsoever.
It's been seven years since then. The shack still stands.
The recliner remains in place.
My dad never believed me. I wish someone could share the dread I had when I realized that the recliner
was facing the window.
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Back in 2013, I was living with my ex at the time
who lived near a nice country village.
And as I was in between jobs at the time, I picked up a job at a local garden center.
It was casual retail work, fairly decent pay, and easy going enough that I could take coffee
breaks frequently and wear basically whatever I liked, as long as I wore my work polo
shirt.
It was within walking distance from my ex's house and full of people of all ages
who were the most lovely people I've ever met. Most of the regular customers who came into the
garden center were usually sweet old people who would visit the cafe because we had free
teas and discounted lunches for OAPs if they had a store card. So you often got to know
all of them, and some of them we gave nicknames. Most of them were sweet, like pink hair lady,
a badass 80 year old grandma who wore a tassled leather jacket with bright pink hair.
Then there was camper van couple who used to drive a really cool camper van with bright orange flowers painted on it. You get the idea.
The creepy artist man though, he gave me and most of the young girls weird vibes. He wore a straw hat, was in his late 40s, had round, gold-rimmed glasses, and would wear strange graphic shirts
with naked women on them, or professional pussy patrol, sort of slogans on the back.
He always wore ripped jeans, where his knees were always hanging out of them, which were
always dirty with paint or mud or something.
He had this weird half-smile that would never
leave his face, and a kind of lear that made people uncomfortable. He would take off his
glasses and clean them constantly, which kind of made you feel like he was trying to get
a better look at the girls who worked there, especially the younger ones, 16 years old, school leavers usually.
Anyways, it was a roasting hot summer day, and I had
gratefully accepted the job of watering the hanging baskets outside, where I could
avoid the humid, sweaty heat of the greenhouse. I was wearing black shorts and
my red polo, with my tool belt to prune and deadhead plants
as we went.
With the hose in my hand and sunnies on my face, I was busy but enjoying the solitary
job at the quietest part of the garden center.
Well hello there!
Out of practically nowhere he slipped out from behind some wooden trellises and looked
me up and down smiling with his weird smile. His eyes lingered on me for what felt like an uncomfortable few
seconds, and they turned off my hose and asked him if he needed anything. He shook his head and
kind of shrugged, still smirking at my legs. Okay, sir, have a nice day. Let me know if you need anything.
I turn to continue.
I've never seen you here before.
You're a new one.
Huh?
Me?
Well, I've been here for eight months now.
I must have missed the memo that a beauty like you started.
You have a nice tan and you look young.
Now, thanks. I'm 23. Anyways, I have to get back to work. Nice to meet you. And he called
me by name. I suddenly remembered my name badge and get slightly irritated that he now knew
my full name. I make a b-line for the smoking area where the tool shed was with an excuse
to grab some smaller gardening gloves, and by the time I returned to the floor he had left.
As the weeks went by, he would come into the store regularly.
Usually mid-afternoon, coincidentally, or I thought so, around the time that I started
my shift.
Most of the time, I was the only cashier, so I would have to serve him. He would buy the most smallest, pointless things, like, floristry wire, or a tiny bag of birdseed.
It seemed like he would purposely make purchases with the intention of interacting with me.
He would make comments about my appearance, statements mostly like, you have your hair
different today, yesterday you had it down.
You have new glasses or that's a different lip color to yesterday.
He would always announce my name loudly and deliberately during every interaction.
I felt uncomfortable, but I was 23 and politely shrugged it off.
Around Christmas time, I was decorating the artificial trees,
and he cornered me in what was pretty much a forest of them in the back of the store.
He jumped out from behind one and made me jump, to which I was kind of pissed about him doing,
because I dropped my glass ornament and it smashed.
He bent down also and tried to quote unquote help, grabbing my wrist and telling me not to
touch the glass.
His grip was scarily tight and forceful, and his hands were clammy and gross.
I slipped my hand out of his grip and asked if I could help him with anything. And
that's when it got weird. He pulled out a leaflet from his back pocket and told me he
was an artist and had a Christmas art show happening in the local church hall, and he
wanted me to go with him. He told me that he was a painter and he thought I would like
his work. I had never indicated I was interested
in art to him, or anyone else for that matter, which is why I thought it was strange. I asked
him if he wanted me to pin the leaflet to the local event board, and he reached out and
touched my arm and said, no, the invitation is specifically for you. He pointed his finger and jabbed it into
my breast and said, you. So I'm standing there in a dark corner obscured from view by artificial
Christmas trees, just kind of concerned by this guy who was touching me. I cringed away and said, I was busy with my
boyfriend that day, sorry, and kind of scampered off. I remember feeling very strange after that.
The fact that he grabbed my wrist and jammed his finger into my chest that way. I told
a few of my colleagues about it and they all told me they would warn me next time
he was in the store, so I could maybe hang out at the store room until he was gone.
Well, that memo must have missed a few of the temp Christmas staff because one day I got
told by one of them, your friend is asking for you at the tills.
It wasn't unusual for my friends to stop by, as it was a fairly popular place for gifts,
etc.
So thinking that maybe it was my ex's mom or something, my head to the till, and there
he is.
He's holding a piece of paper.
I cringed, but he had seen me now, so I walk over and ask what he needed from me.
He passed the paper over and asked me to open it.
Folded up was a drawing of me, with exaggerated breasts and cartoon-like eyes watering the hanging
baskets in a sexual kind of position. I kind of stood there and said thank you, but I couldn't keep it as I thought it was inappropriate
to take gifts from customers. I handed it back to him and he kind of looked at me with this
angry stare. I turned around and walked out without another word. By this point, I had had enough.
I knocked on my manager's door and told him about the whole scenario that just happened
and all the previous interactions that I had had with him over the past year.
He watched the CCTV and agreed that it was so strange the way that he gave me this gross
picture and told me that he would talk to him if he came back.
He praised me for my reaction to his advances and said I was doing the right thing and he
would try and see him off next time.
The next day was a Sunday, and I was not doing to work.
My boss calls me and tells me he just received a call from HQ stating that an anonymous caller
had called in to report a staff member inappropriately coming onto a customer.
The staff member they had described and named was me.
The caller said that I had been inappropriate towards him at work, offered to have sex
with them, had led them on, and was obviously promiscuous, and that I had been pursuing
them for over a year.
The jerk even described a fictitious relationship that we had, and ranted loudly about how I had
been cheating on my boyfriend
before hanging up.
HQ luckily didn't believe a word as my manager had already mentioned the guy to one of the
higher ups, but they thought it was wise to let me know about the crazy guy and suggested
that I report it to the police.
The next day I did just that, The officer that I spoke to said that he
matched the description of a man who was a local pest, somebody who often harassed young
girls in the local area. He was also known to stop girls in his car and had attempted
to abduct a young girl four years ago. The police officers assured me that they would
file the report and talk to him officially, and that he was not allowed in the garden center or anywhere near me. And if he did, I was to call the police and he would
be arrested. Unfortunately, though, it never stopped him sending a ranting letter to my workplace,
addressed to me saying he would kill himself. If I didn't take him back and receive his gift,
he drew of me. Fortunately for me, the police saw this as
unsolicited contact and he was arrested. So creepy artist guy lets not meet ever again.
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