Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast - Episode 136 - The Khmer Rouge Part 4: The Fall
Episode Date: January 4, 2021In the conclusion of our series Vietnam liberates Cambodia and slaps around another world power. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys...
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Hello, and welcome back to another episode of the Lines Led by Donkeys podcast.
I'm Joe, and suffering with me through the second hour of the day is Nick.
I was promised this was going to be better.
I mean, that's a low bar
coming from part three. It is.
There's not
many things that could be more depressing.
Is there anything we can look forward to?
We do get
to talk about how the Khmer Rouge get fucking
brutally stomped by the
Vietnamese army.
Not even a fight. It's amazing. Oh, really? Yes, it's great. get to talk about how the Khmer Rouge get fucking brutally stomped by the Vietnamese army.
Not even a fight. It's amazing.
Oh, really? Yes, it's great.
So with that, we can start part
four.
We left you last week. The genocidal reign of the
Khmer Rouge was about to come to an end.
Kind of.
But the worst parts were
about to be over. Right uh we talked about a little bit already
and it's been fleshed upon uh fleshed out a little bit over the last uh about three and a half hours
but uh vietnam and cambodia fucking hate one another during this time they still kind of do
uh there's still a lot of uh tension there but they aren't shooting at each other anymore, so that's called progress.
Yeah, that's something.
During the time of the Khmer Rouge,
not so much. Not only did Cambodia
and Vietnam hate each other historically,
but that only became amplified
during the years of Khmer Rouge control.
We talked a little bit before about how
China totally and fully supported the Khmer Rouge,
and that was not out of the goodness of their heart.
They knew a strong Cambodia
was a thorn in Vietnam's side.
Remember,
we're just getting over decades of war
between the French and then the Americans
and then fighting the South
and then unifying it. They've been through
some shit.
Not to mention they were dealing with
the horrible after effects of those
wars and losing millions of their own people.
A large percentage of the Vietnamese population died during America's intervention there.
And not to mention however many millions were maimed or wounded by chemical weapons or bombs.
China and Vietnam had also a bit of historical hatred and bad blood.
And at various points,
Vietnam was conquered by Imperial
China, though
they were willing to overlook a lot of that when it came
time to do some communism together.
During the French War in the country, the Chinese
helped the Viet Minh forces
defeat my grandpa and his friends and
throw them into camps.
I'll never not bring that up. It's kind of hilarious. Thousands of Viet Minh fighters trained in
China, they were
armed by China, and
in some cases, led
by Chinese military
advisors in battles.
Though the
enthusiasm for the
Viet Minh began to
wane, when it became
clear they were cool
working with the
Chinese, but they had
no intention of
letting themselves
become dominated by them ever again. They were fighting to free themselves from the french not to fall
under the imperial rule of communist china like they're like yeah we're like we're cool with the
solidarity but also we don't like it like this like one of the things that became um like a
tipping point was they stopped working with like directly under the command of chinese
military advisors so like thanks for the training but we can do this on your own go fuck yourself
type deal so at that the chinese advisors and training stopped and aren't uh and like they
were pulled out of the country but arms still flowed through um because you know while china
wasn't the biggest fan anymore they also also wanted to own the French, obviously.
And while China soured on the Viet Minh, the Soviet Union did not.
And while China was fine acting as a go-between, China wasn't pumping endless amounts of their own weapons into Vietnam.
They bordered Vietnam.
So Soviet Union and China are still communist bros at the time.
And the Soviet Union's like, we're cool with that, but we're like gonna push so many weapons into vietnam through you
and they're like fine whatever do it um and there was some advisors as well like a lot of soviet
advisors went through um to train them on more advanced weaponry and tactics okay uh though
eventually even that ended when joseph stalin died in the 50s uh this led to the sino-soviet split Okay. order um but they weren't going to be bros anymore this is that long story short sino-soviet split
happens uh ussr and the china is not working together anymore uh especially not to overland
haul weapons into vietnam now china assumed that their fellow asian communists would take their
sides on the split but vietnam remembered while the USSR came with their own problems,
they never attempted to take them over like
China had. So it actually stayed
close with the Soviets, telling the Chinese
to go fuck themselves.
This made things very fucking awkward when
both China and Vietnam supported
the Khmer Rouge during the Cambodian Civil War,
though not together.
They both supplied weapons
and training, but it but never like it was
never like a unified front like oh it's funny seeing you here like it's like running into an
ex-girlfriend at like a walmart like uh i'm not saying hi have you done this before um
i ran into an ex-girlfriend uh at a taco bell years ago uh and it was very weird because we did not break up under good terms.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
So even before Vietnam was unified,
North Vietnam spent a lot of money and time
training the Khmer Rouge.
However, eventually, like we talked about,
decided that the Khmer Rouge
wasn't really worth the effort.
They're going to expand the war we're not ready for.
We need to fight the Americans now.
Because remember, they're juggling,
and the Khmer Rouge is trying to throw more balls
into their juggling hands or whatever.
This isn't working for me.
Yeah, I'm not a juggler.
Yeah, I don't know enough about juggling discourse
for this metaphor to work.
Vietnam requested that the Khmer Rouge not start a war against the government of Cambodia at that point, the prince, because look at everything we have going on over here.
We really can't handle this at once.
was quite legitimately worried that the americans would bleed the war over into cambodia if the kamaroos started popping off for fear of them being called you know vietnamese agents which
is exactly what happened uh because ho chi minh ain't nothing to fuck with i guess um i mean that's
the americans are bobbing cambodia flat specifically because the Khmer Rouge did not listen to North Vietnam.
So they were right on that one.
Though what really made Vietnam break off the relationship was the violent racism the Khmer Rouge had towards the Vietnamese people within their own borders, which we all know eventually led to a genocide.
This was combined with constant border raids that the khmer rouge launched into
vietnam uh the reason for this was some of the lands held by vietnam at the time uh were considered
historical parts of cambodia by the khmer rouge um and this happened even while vietnam was training
and arming them so like finally they're like all right this, this is enough. Fuck you guys were out. Um,
but to be clear,
Vietnam's goals were not altruistic. They saw themselves as a regional power competing with China and they wishes
they wish to export the revolution and influence the nations around them like
Cambodia and Laos and to a lesser extent,
Thailand.
Um,
but eventually splitting goals and splitting power is bad
because they have the Americans to deal
with. So they said,
fuck these guys and left. So China took over.
Okay.
Thinking if they played their cards right,
they'd have a pliable client state
right next to those bastards
who chose the Soviets over them.
So at any
point, the only reason why anybody is supporting the Khmer Rouge
is to use them.
That's what I was thinking.
It's more nefarious to remember that China supported them
through everything that we have talked about so far.
Through S-21, through the killing fields,
through the genocide.
It's been only China the whole time.
Vietnam's support of them ended
before Vietnam was unified.
So this is all on China.
I mean, it's all also on Pol Pot,
but the support is on China.
Now, despite the massive amounts of crimes
and violence being perpetrated
by the state against their own people,
China poured tons of weapons
and military materials into the country.
However, very little military training was done, as Pol Pot
did not want his military being trained by the Chinese,
who he also thought were subhuman.
What the fuck?
Remember, he also committed genocide against Chinese
people in Cambodia, too.
And China knew this and did not
care. At least didn't seem to care,
because they never really slowed this down.
That's not surprising.
It's not.
I mean, yeah, but it's still like kind of incredible.
Like, yes, we understand they're massacring Chinese people
by the tens of thousands,
but we also gave them the weapons that they used to slaughter
Chinese people by the tens of thousands.
So that is the stage that is set.
Once the Khmer Rouge took over the country,
they never really stopped their attacks over
the border into Vietnam.
While the Khmer Rouge fighters, formerly
known as the Khmer Che and Revolutionary
Army, had been supplied with
massive amounts of military equipment,
what they didn't have was
skill. Remember, the military
under law, no, while bad,
had been destroyed like quite effectively
the roots had been torn up it no longer exists uh so the kra is a completely new native force
um with almost no training no organizational strength like they have no generals who've been
to a staff college who knows how to do logistics and shit like that.
That's what I'm wondering.
Like, who's running?
Like, is this organized organized?
No.
It's largely factional.
While they had an overall commander, that being Pol Pot, he extended no command and control because he had no idea how.
Like, remember, they killed off all the trained soldiers.
Remember, they killed off all the trained soldiers,
replacing them with, at worst, illiterate people,
or at best, completely uneducated people on military affairs or tactics or training.
And remember from our second episode
that these same formations are also fighting each other
in an institutional civil war.
So if there were trained people people there's a good bet
that at one point they'd just be declared like an enemy of the people and get massacred by another
group of the k the kra like it's still very good like i'm mind fucked it's it's like the taliban
right like we a lot of people like to consider them under a central leadership because technically
they have one. But in reality,
it's more like controlled by warlords
with very factional leadership
control. They control
X amount of people
within this providence,
but they have no... There's no
aid
with another unit next door.
It's all very, very factional and
regional. So hypothetically,
they all believe to the same
organization or belong to the same organization.
They actually don't. They're not
going to get orders from
General Whoever.
General Whoever isn't going to pass the orders
down to Colonel Whoever, down to
a brigade, at which point
they're going to muster their forces and do like a brigade
movement into Vietnam. They got a
right before that.
Yeah, I got a drug test
to barracks inspection.
Instead what's happening is like
shithead a and his
political officer stationed right over the
border from Vietnam's like I'm going to attack
Vietnam. So he takes
yeah, so he takes whatever military
power he
has under his direct influence
and assaults with it
like there's no
organized front here
it's not a military
in a traditional sense it's almost like
you know because Pol Pot led
a armed revolution from the forest
with the so calledcalled Forest Army.
That was almost entirely irregular and had no central chain of command, which did make it very hard to defeat as an insurgency.
Because that's how insurgencies win.
Like, you can't snuff out a group like, ha-ha, we killed the leader.
Because it doesn't really matter.
That's why faceless and leaderless organizations are so hard to stop.
doesn't really matter it's why faceless and leaderless organizations are so hard to stop um however you can't really import that as an institutional army for a state right like
ever hoaxia tried this in albania to have like um like an uncentralized militia be like the defense
plan but like he never had to use it because alban was never invaded. But Pol Pot did, and he was.
And now we know how that goes, which is not great, it turns out.
You need those command and control things.
So going off of that, when an attack by the KRA was launched into Vietnam,
it was almost always in a piecemeal fashion.
launched into Vietnam, it was almost always in a piecemeal fashion.
At no point was there
a massive Khmer Rouge army
mustered in an organized
offensive. They only targeted
parts of the border they felt were largely
undefended, so they could attack unguarded
villages, kill as many unarmed people
as they could, and then burn everything
to the ground before leaving.
There was also
blind artillery strikes
into random parts of Vietnam.
These started
very small, but eventually ramped up to the point
where thousands of Khmer Rouge fighters crossed
the border at undefended points
and slaughtered over 3,000
Vietnamese civilians and burnt the village
to the ground.
That is when Vietnam
decided to take the fucking kid gloves off uh they're like we gotta
go fuck these dudes up so they know not to fuck with us right it it was uh like something we
talked about when we talked about the battle like tudorburg forest in a punitive expedition like
we're gonna go out there fuck them up to teach them a lesson then come back like this is not
the invasion of cambodia yet so 60,000
regular soldiers backed by fighter
and bomber jets as well as
tanks and artillery
cross the border into
Cambodia in front of them the
Khmer Rouge just ran hardly even
trying to put up a fight they stopped
within a few miles of a bordering provincial
capital turned around and then went home
their goal was to show the
Khmer Rouge that they were not fucking with the
right person and flex on them.
Did they flex more?
It did not.
So, they thought this would
convince the Cambodian government to
go to a negotiation of some kind to hash
out their border disputes. Like,
clearly you're not going to win this militarily,
dude. Let's talk this over.
This did not work.
Rather than admitting they got stomped by Vietnam,
Pol Pot said that their withdrawal
actually meant that Vietnam had been defeated.
Huh?
They also rolled this into pro-war propaganda
to take the fight back to Vietnam
to reclaim the land that was stolen,
that they were already fighting over.
It seems like a dumb move.
It's a very dumb move.
Yeah.
Like Vietnam gave Pol Potten out and he did not take it.
Like at this point he'd be like,
Oh fuck.
It turns out having a whole bunch of 15 year olds with AK is a bad idea.
Uh,
I should probably talk to Vietnam about this.
Uh,
instead,
uh, nope.
And what's telling is
he knew what just was coming for him,
which was the army of Vietnam,
which remember defeated the French,
defeated the Americans
and defeated the South Vietnamese.
Significantly more powerful
than anything that's ever been mustered in Cambodia.
And he saw that full force and was like,
we could probably take it. Which means that
either he is very, very stupid
or he bought into his own bullshit.
It's hard to tell which one.
I think he bought into his own bullshit.
Because, I mean, he's effectively king
of this country. I hope he had
army guys and that's just how he planned
it. I don't think there's
any plan. Because he had no command and control function. Like, there's even at he planned it. I don't think there's any plan because he had no command and
control function. Even at
a state level. He said there's
plans from his head. He's like, alright, now execute.
I mean,
clearly we're good at killing people.
Look at all our own people that we killed.
We could surely do this to the Vietnamese army.
The
Cambodian leadership at the time put out
propaganda that said like one Kampuchean
soldier was equal to 30 Vietnamese
soldiers so if Kampuchea
could raise 2 million soldiers from a population
of 8 million it could wipe out
Vietnam's entire population of 50
million and still have 6 million people
left that's a good army
like they were quite literally like openly
talking about genociding Vietnam like hey you know how we did all this here let's do that next door too we're taking our
band on the road yeah uh and kamarouge units once again raided over the border killing thousands of
civilians um and then start bombarding others with artillery and it's worth noting that i think this
is what pol pot thinks a military offensive is.
It's just raiding villages and then running away.
Okay.
He's not taking this land because he knows that Vietnam will just come and
stomp them out of wherever they hold up.
Yeah, they're not holding that fight for long.
Yeah, he was attempting to fight a guerrilla war with a country.
Does not work.
It became very clear to Vietnam. They were dealing with a rational does not work. It became very clear to Vietnam
they weren't dealing with a rational state actor
and they couldn't expect to do business
with him like they would with anybody else.
They weren't going to get him to a negotiation table
or anything. So they began to foment
their own proxy war within its borders,
attempting to create a Cambodian liberation
army under their control and made up of
refugees that fled over the border,
at which point they'd go over the border
build up their ranks with
disaffected Cambodians
who hated the Khmer Rouge and then march
on Phnom Penh at which point
Vietnam could be like, ha ha, I can have
now I can flex my influence on them because
I put them there and I didn't even have
to risk any of my soldiers to do it.
We tried the same thing in Vietnam
so like
they know all about
it uh it did not work um while the u.s had been well fuck i gotta say that again while vietnam
had been successful in starting their own people's war against the u.s france and south vietnam they
failed completely in cambodia this is not a failure of ideology or even Vietnamese forced farms.
The main reason for this was the Santa
Ball. The Khmer Rouge security
apparatus was so pervasive
through their system of snitches and atmosphere
fear that they created that they rooted
out revolutionary cells almost
immediately and recruitment
within the country was almost non-existent
due to everybody being too fucking
scared of doing anything.
Yeah, they created such
a culture of self-criticism
and backstabbing. Everybody was
too petrified to do anything against them.
So I guess
technically the Santa ball worked, but also
no.
So Vietnam went back to the drawing board like
well, our people's war failed. What else
can we do?
The one thing hung in the balance.
They knew that.
So Vietnam knew they could stop Cambodia.
Militarily, that was never in question.
What was in question was if the Soviet Union would support them if they went into all out war.
And that was solved with the Treaty of Friendship in 1978.
That's a nice treaty.
Yeah, what it came down to is like, look,
I believe it was Lejuan at the time,
it was like, look, if we invade Cambodia,
will you still support us?
And they're like, yeah, for sure. Word. All right, cool. High five.
Yay, communism.
Time to own the
Chinese, pretty much.
After that, they stepped up propaganda efforts against the khmer rouge even getting entire units of the kra to turn against them via bribes
what yeah like they sent agents in and we're like look we're coming and you know we'll fucking
destroy you the only thing that could possibly help you is joining our side and they're like that sounds like a good deal yeah will you feed us that's like we didn't put anything on the table
like no it's all right you don't need to we'll do it yeah and honestly this is one of the
probably on purpose master strokes was obviously vietnam wanted to build up an a native army so
they didn't have to put more of their own soldiers at risk,
which didn't completely work.
But what happened is when Pol Potret's hearing about entire units
of the KRA turning against him,
he just starts purging his military even harder,
making it even more useless and weak
and unable to action against the Vietnamese offensive
that's coming for them.
So it's kind of brilliant.
Each soldier can take on 30 of them.
We're kind of losing a lot of guys.
Yeah.
So that means we can kill more, right?
Because we don't need that many.
Ah, shit.
So these
turncoat KRA units
became part of a building block to form a different Cambodian rebel group that they would use as a front organization and eventual government during their time as occupiers of Cambodia, which is the Kampuchean United Front for National Salvation.
That's a lot.
Not as cool as the FUNC.
No, it's not.
I don't take it.
It's a lot.
When you're thinking of insurgent and liberation groups,
you've got to think of a snappy acronym like FUNC.
Can't think of any other ones right now.
I think theirs is just off the top of the head,
and they just went with it.
Or the MILF from the Philippines.
Amazing stuff.
Nobody ever forgets about the MILF.
So in response, China deployed tens of thousands of advisors to Cambodia,
as well as threatening Vietnam with what would happen if they invaded. To underline this, they deployed hundreds of
thousands of soldiers on their southern border, which is Vietnam's northern.
China was hoping Vietnam would blink. Look at how many soldiers we have where China,
we're fucking huge. We'll drown you in soldiers. Obviously, you're not going to invade Cambodia.
You're going to take a step back. mean this is quite legitimately like america's foreign policy most of the time
like whenever we shift soldiers around like the u.s or the or over around like europe and the
middle east like look at our military strength you probably shouldn't do that but like vietnam
looked at them like yeah we fought stronger and then invaded Cambodia on Christmas of 1978
like you know
we dusted the US we dusted
the French we'll fuck you up too
and then invaded
Cambodia with 150,000
soldiers artillery tanks and aircraft
they remind me of
Randy Marsh
when he's fighting all those dads
I thought this was Vietnam
like I didn't hear the fucking bell just looking all fucked up Randy Marsh when he's fighting. I'm sorry. I thought this was Vietnam.
Like I didn't hear the fucking bell.
Just look at all fucked up.
And remember,
this is 1978.
This is only a couple of years removed from like Saigon falling and Vietnam's like that.
We could do an invasion.
Like they've been almost constant war for decades.
If anybody is going to try to get Vietnam to blink when it comes
to flexing on them
as a superior power,
if anybody knows better by now, it's China.
They've seen so many armies go into
that place and get annihilated. We could do
better. We could play chicken with them.
Yeah.
Vietnam invades Cambodia.
And standing shoulder to shoulder
with their Chinese advisors,
the KRA attempted to stand in defense.
And holy fuck did they fail entirely.
Not in a single place did the KRA stop the advance
of Vietnam's vastly superior and battle-tested army.
Within just two weeks of fighting,
and mind you, not a single point of this
does Vietnam stop. The only time
they stop is they actually outran their own
supply lines at one point.
Fuck, we're tired.
Yeah, pretty much. Through
two weeks of fighting, half of the
carry was completely destroyed.
Two weeks.
They did little more than slow Cambodia
down by forcing them to kill them where they stood
buying just enough time for the government of cambodia to run for their lives seeing the
writing on the wall they abandoned the pile of corpses of a nation they had created by january
7th panampan had fallen and vietnam established a new government in its place and yeah like about
two weeks of fighting it shits over you think they
got there like huh hey do you think that was just a little too easy well what's interesting is
vietnam knew they were gonna steamroll them but they didn't think it was gonna be that easy
so it was like this is a trap they're luring us into panama pen to trap us in here yeah so they
were like really cautious going into the city. And he realized like,
huh, nope.
And you could hear like the Khmer Rouge guy
all the way on the other side of the city that they're still trying to hold.
Like, we had a guy who was supposed to
booby trap that, but he
turns out he didn't know how to booby trap.
We had a defending army for the
capital, but it turns out they're kind of revolutionary
and we beat them to death.
Those fuckers. That'll teach them.
Now, it's worth pointing
out here that Vietnam knew that the Khmer
Rouge sucked. They were dealing
with refugees like, yeah, they're killing everybody
over there type thing, but they had
no idea what
Cambodia looked like beyond border raids.
Soldiers were shocked
to find mass graves with tens of
thousands of people in them
and they discovered the horrors of s21 and the other death camps like the there's a vietnam army
combat photographer who discovered s21 i think it's like novantre or something like that
and he said he found it because while standing in the middle of the Capitol, he smelt decaying bodies and just followed the smell until he found S-21.
Oh.
Once there and on the roads to the Capitol, they found civilians so weak and starving they dropped dead from hunger as they walked down the road to see who the army was.
At no point did Vietnam assume that this would take place.
So, like, no humanitarian rations were alongside soldiers right
and to be fair Vietnam was not doing
this for humanitarian reasons
but soldiers are people
and they didn't come equipped
to help the population but
soon found themselves giving up their own rations
the dying people they found around
every turn they had to be
stopped by an army doctor because they're feeding
them too much and he's afraid they were going to kill them.
Go ahead and throw an animal
fact in here.
Squirrels will adopt other squirrels
babies if they're abandoned.
That's really nice. That's adorable.
It is.
Scientists have observed
scientists have observedirrels caring for
Abandoned young
Squirrels have families
Who would have known
The thing about the army doctors
You have to stop feeding these people
You're going to kill them
American soldiers were into that same problem
At concentration camps
They had to be physically stopped
From feeding these people to death.
I believe it's called overfeeding or something like that.
Soldiers who thought they were just going to
beat the shit out of the people who kept attacking
their country found themselves becoming humanitarians
for millions of people who were on death's
door from starvation. Almost
the entire country was starving.
Through just four years of Khmer Rouge power, 25% of the Cambodian population had been killed.
Within those numbers lay the destruction of a genocide.
A full 70% of the Cham population was destroyed, along with 100% of the Chinese and Vietnamese
populations within Cambodia were killed or
otherwise displaced. This means looking at the percentages of the targeted populations that
Cambodian genocide is one of the most thorough in a single country in human history. It is one of the
most deadly genocides ever launched by a nation against its own people. For comparison, the
Holocaust was largely led by Germans against Jews and other people they saw as subhuman across various different countries.
So to measure it the same way, you'd need to look at the destruction of the Jewish population or other targeted populations of Germany, which is around 25%.
However, if you look at places outside of Germany, like Poland, nearly 90% of Polish Jews were killed.
However, unlike the Armenian Genocide or the Holocaust, when it was over,
nobody would be swinging from an end of a rope
or being shot by an assassin.
In fact, shit would get dumb
as hell. After Vietnam
invaded, the recognized government of Cambodia,
that being the Khmer Rouge,
demanded an emergency meeting from the
UN Security Council, and
got one. Really?
There, Prince Sihanouk
reappeared, who I believe he'd been
living in North Korea during all of this time.
I almost fucking forgot about that guy.
Yeah. He hand-waved
away the crimes of Pol Pot and said
that Vietnam's invasion was illegal
and demanded everyone suspend aid going to
Vietnam and withdraw all foreign forces
from the country. Despite
the vast crimes of the Khmer Rouge
being known, pretty publicly at
this point, the US,
China, France, Norway, Portugal,
and the UK supported the
prince's resolution, but
thankfully it was shot down by the Soviet
Union and Czechoslovakia.
Though after
this, the UN
voted to continue to recognize the khmer rouge as the
legitimate government of cambodia even though they had just been reduced to isolated jungle
camps hiding some of the worst war criminals in modern history fuck the international community
cut off vietnam and their newly established mostly puppet admittedly government of cambodia
which became one hell of a problem when Vietnam needed help
trying to feed the sick and dying of Cambodia.
In doing so, they exploded their own economy
and suffered food insecurity at home so they could give some to Cambodians.
Imagine the first country to liberate a death camp
and everybody was like, ah, we should really recognize the Nazis.
And in fact, we should not give any food to these people
because
the Nazis deserve it instead. That's
effectively what the UN did.
And a lot of people blame the US
specifically for this. And while
the US has a hand in it, because at this
point they just want to own Vietnam because they just lost.
It's the entire
international community, with the exception of like the soviet union there's like pretty much the entire world
is like yeah it's fucking bullshit i hate it um like i've pointed out before vietnam pointed out
that its invasion was not human humanitarian they did not invade to save the Cambodian people. They did it to fuck
up the Khmer Rouge. It just so happened
one of those goals accomplished the other.
It's one of those times that regime
change is actually good sometimes.
In response to Vietnam's liberation
of Cambodia, China invaded
Vietnam in February of 1979.
That next
month. Around next month.
Oh.
Around one month after the fall of Phnom Penh,
about a hundred and something thousand Chinese soldiers,
the numbers are kind of hazy,
invaded Vietnam.
Now, the purpose of China's invasion is hard to pin down
because they only talked about it once.
It was over.
It was like, it was never one of those things that like,
if you don't do X,
we're going to do Y.
It was just like boom invasion.
I mean,
they threatened it beforehand because like,
Hey,
if you invade Vietnam,
if you invade Cambodia,
that'd be a bad idea.
Cause like,
look at all of our boys.
And then like China called them on their bullshit or Vietnam called China on
their bullshit.
And China was like,
fuck,
I guess we have to invade now.
It was very half-assed.
Honestly, didn't know anything about that
yeah most yeah a lot of
people don't know about the Sino Vietnam War
because you know the
US generally stops caring about Vietnam once
its soldiers leave yeah
you can think of this as once
again a punitive invasion but
I also don't think that was it because it was
an abject failure they didn't uh the the vietnam government did not withdraw from cambodia nor did the
comey rouge come back to power so it's hard to pin down why they did this the only thing that
makes sense is very clearly an invasion in support of the khmer rouge so you have to accept they meant
to force vietnam to withdraw from cambodia maybe even invading and
taking hanoi um however that's not what happened uh and vietnam did not confront them in the way
they assumed um vietnam which had just launched a conventional invasion of cambodia about a month
and a half before held back thousands, hundreds of thousands of troops,
arraying them in guerrilla units and small defensive positions and almost a
nationwide defense and depth strategy.
And these are not regulars.
These are militia forces.
Most of the battle hardened Vietnamese troops are in Cambodia at this point.
So like these are,
I get you can consider them reserves.
They're militia, the irregulars. So So like these are, I get you can consider them reserves. They're militia,
the irregulars.
So they like a raid,
all of these farmers turned soldiers into a nationwide hit and run attack.
And Holy shit.
Did it work?
Really?
Fuck Vietnam.
Jesus.
And remember the people facing them,
they think are regular soldiers from the people's liberation army. They are not. Um, well, that sounds bad them, they think, are regular soldiers from the People's Liberation Army.
They are not.
While that sounds bad, and it was, and odds are not in Vietnam's favor here, China refused to deploy its air force to support its ground forces, fearing Vietnam's air defenses.
Also, Vietnam had a much more experienced air force at this point, and they were afraid of losing their Air Force.
They also wouldn't deploy soldiers outside of its air defense bubble.
So they wouldn't have to
worry about Vietnam deploying its Air Force
against their soldiers.
Which meant it moved very slowly.
So like
they could only move as fast
as air defense.
Which meant infantry, which probably
could have shocked Vietnam with this war.
I mean,
Vietnam probably wasn't expecting it.
It was more of a surprise attack,
uh,
had no defensive works in place,
had no regular army in place,
had militia instead probably could have surged into Hanoi,
which is remember in North Vietnam.
Right.
Um,
and,
but all of that is hamstrung by the fact that they're too afraid of the V,
uh,
of Vietnam's air force.
It's kind of hilarious.
Um,
which is a,
which makes for a very,
very slow moving ground invasion.
Right.
Also another downside,
the PLA or the people's liberation army of China was almost universally worse
than Vietnam's.
Um, it was almost completely unmechanized, meaning you had to walk.
So soldiers being soldiers, this meant that they weren't going to do that.
Soldiers are going to find their way to not walk as often as they can.
This meant sitting on top of vehicles.
But a lot of Vietnam is very very rough terrain
so soldiers were afraid they would fall off
so they would literally
tie themselves to the vehicle so they
didn't fall off what
yeah this meant
when they got ambushed by the
the militia they were
literally tied to the biggest target
they could
and in many cases the
Chinese tanks and APCs are trying
to traverse their targets engage target and just
rip their own soldiers apart because
they were tied to it and just get crushed oh
fuck yeah yeah
and if that wasn't
enough these constant hit and run attacks via
the the Vietnamese irregulars
also use their own terrain against
them for instance when Chinese forces
advanced on a very, very narrow
valley road,
Vietnam just opened the dam up and flooded
it. Look.
Nobody's really sure how many Chinese soldiers are
dying. The numbers are very iffy,
but it's thousands.
So, you're strapping
yourself to your tank. Where are you strapping
yourself to?
I would fucking never do that.
Also, like when the first things you're taught in tank school is like,
look out for the turret.
It will eat you.
But I guess the best place to do it would be on top of the turret, at which point you just have to worry about getting shot.
So odds still not good.
No, odds are very bad here.
Though through sheer force of numbers uh the chinese still advanced but slowly uh but they because they were moving so slowly they could
not exploit any breakthroughs that were made like the the vietnamese defensive strategy was not to
sit and fight it out they'd hit incur as many casualties as they could on the enemy and then fuck off back into the woods.
And eventually, as they got closer to population centers, they began to fight again.
Held up, sit in lines, don't let the Chinese advance.
And the Chinese would eventually break them.
But they wouldn't be able to exploit any of these breakthroughs because they're moving so goddamn slow.
And then as this happens, Vietnamese regulars begin to reappear from cambodia the
reason for this is because russia got involved really russia didn't yeah russia did not want to
directly intervene with the war because it would start effectively world war iii
and the soviet union was quite legitimately worried that the americans would help the chinese
which they then did um because the u.s doesn't like china but they hate russia more
uh so the soviets instead airlifted tons of supplies uh to vietnam as well as airlifting
their own soldiers from cambodia that dropped them back off into Vietnam so they could immediately get back into fighting the Chinese.
Oh, that's helpful.
Yeah, the Vietnamese logistics and transportation network is pretty much just Soviets.
And it almost certainly won them the war.
So as they begin to actually beat the shit out of the militias,
actual soldiers reappear with even more fighting under their belt um this brought more and more problems into the pla for that the pla was suffering into
the forefront one of which they lacked pretty much any kind of modern communications and supply
systems uh they relied on human or animal labor to carry a third of their supplies
and all of their tactical signaling was done through flags
like there was no radios yeah not a big flag guy
yeah um and a lot of this is built into remember what we talked about when pol pot went to china
and he saw the cultural revolution there's a completely deficient training within the pla due to an education collapse uh that
occurred during the cultural revolution this led to peasants hastily drafted to the war
and received only one or two practice sessions with live ammunition and grenades being for it
before being sent directly into combat to fight the most combat-hardened army in that part of the
world on their home turf.
It's almost like China didn't just see this happen twice
before and ignore it. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
One of the hasty
fixes, nobody in the army knew how to read
maps. That was a problem.
Who needs it?
I'm sure northern Vietnam
has plenty of easily
signaled road signage in Chinese. I'm sure northern Vietnam has plenty of easily signaled road signage in Chinese.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
So the army hastily implemented a policy of teaching one soldier out of every three how to read maps.
How'd that go?
Not great.
Because it turns out when you're taking heavy casualties, the map guy might die.
Yeah.
Also, another problem is they were still deploying tanks
that infantry support which is something
that we figured out how to do in World War 1
obviously in case
someone listening does not know
deploying tanks on infantry support is a very
good thing to do if you want to kill your own tanks
because tanks are
very easily outmaneuvered by infantry
and infantry weapons can
kill you very easily outmaneuvered by infantry and infantry weapons can kill you very easily
but yeah
this led to incredibly high
levels of losses with Chinese armor
because remember the
Vietnamese had just been fighting American armor
which is much more
competent with infantry support and
air support and still knock them out
they're like we can figure this out
and the one time
like the chinese they took it they took over a city and they found it wasn't even worth it
because the the vietnamese would fight from what like it was like fighting for the kitchen from
the living room they would not retreat so they're like just like hemorrhaging losses in every
direction and not taking over shit meanwhile more and more seasoned soldiers are showing up to dust the PLA.
And also, they learned the standard firearm of the day
was the SKS for the PLA,
while it was the AK-47 for the Vietnamese Army.
So, like, even the most standard weapon being used
is significantly better,
even though the country's, what, like,
one one-hundredth of China's size?
Oh, absolutely.
That's fucking insane. I remember when we used semi-automatic rifles you fucking idiots yes they're just pumping ak rounds yeah um so after about three weeks of this clusterfuck
china declared their objectives met turned around and went home good news
we're going home.
So even though small border fights continued,
China's weirdly half-assed war in Vietnam was over.
But Vietnam's war in Cambodia was not.
The Khmer Rouge had been kicked out of power, but remember, they started their movement
as a weird jungle insurgency,
and they just went right back to that.
They went back to launching guerrilla raids against this time an occupying Vietnamese force.
Once the once again, rebel Khmer Rouge were propped up by arms material supplied by Thailand, China and the US, meaning that the hatred for the communist Vietnamese government forced the US and China to work together to support one of the
worst groups of people to ever
come in power in any country
throughout any period of history
yay
friendship
now like
one of the things that like the US was supplying
was food oddly enough like they
supplied a lot of food into
what they called
refugee camps, which were
Khmer Rouge-controlled
rebel camps. Most of the arms
and training came from China and Thailand.
Thailand was worried that the
Vietnamese would invade Thailand because
that had been on their drawing board for
quite some time. So the Thailand's like,
I guess we got to support these guys now.
So Vietnam ended up fighting its own vietnam war right next door um veterans of the war talk about hunting shadows in the jungle unsure of where the next attack was going to come from uh they also
talked about how uh if you came back physically unwounded mentally you came back wounded. Oh. Yeah. Which, uh-huh.
And, uh,
furthermore, they received no accolades when they
returned home from their tours in Cambodia
due to the fact their government didn't want to talk about how hard
the war was going or how deep their
involvement was to their own people.
By the time the Vietnamese soldiers withdrew
from Cambodia in the 1990s,
Jesus,
as many as 50,000 of their soldiers died fighting a communist
insurgency in the jungle this has to be the most powerful uno reverse card in military history
quite legitimately this same fucking thing happened to the united states
even the casualties were almost the same
and like there's like a small memorial in i believe hanoi uh for like
the soldiers of the war that meet up like once a year to hang out with other veterans but like
nobody gives a fuck about them i was like i was reading this and like couldn't help giggling
because like obviously vietnam did the right thing by invading cambodia that's inarguable
but the fact that they like only like five years
removed from their own war against the u.s they found themselves in an imperialist quagmire in
the jungle like fuck um now you're probably wondering what the hell happened to pol pot
yeah actually yeah i am wondering that well as the Khmer Rouge were still the recognized government of the country, he was
still technically in charge. Isn't that
fun? Really?
But he eventually actually
stepped down as a PR
moved. He realized
that, like, man, people really aren't
going to like me. So he stepped
down and made somebody else Prime Minister.
Eventually, the prince
decided he needed to make himself look better as well
and distance himself from Pol Pot,
as well as the rest of the Khmer Rouge leadership,
and became prince of Cambodia again.
He died not a royal anymore,
but not because of any connection to the Khmer Rouge.
Yep, that sucks.
But the stress of the constant fighting and losing not because any connection to the Khmer Rouge. Um, yep, that sucks. Uh,
but the stress of the constant fighting and losing led to fractures with the
Khmer Rouge movement,
making them weaker and weaker as the years of their insurgency went by.
Uh,
and then,
uh,
Pol Pot suffered a stroke and then got cancer.
Good.
Um,
I've never cheered for cancer before,
but I'll take this.
Um,
now this badly sickened him and left him mostly housebound and attached to a tank of hot oxygen at all times.
But that did not stop him from ordering hits from his house.
Really?
Yeah, to include the execution of Song Sen, the former minister of national defense, because he thought he was going to overthrow him.
Though he himself was eventually ousted from power in 1998.
Jesus.
1998.
Holy.
And placed under house arrest by Ta Mok,
known as brother number four while they were still in power.
Okay, we're still alone with house arrest.
Got it.
Yeah, he's under house arrest.
Ta Mok was also trying to fight for relevance and for the
Khmer Rouge's image in
Cambodia and he was like
attempting to like bring
the Campuchian Communist
Party back into the
political fold and realize
I probably can't do this
if I still have Pol Pot
hanging around though to
be like Tom Mock was a
hundred percent implicated
in all of these crimes as
well so he made a deal with the government to turn over Pol Pot to them and to be charged with crimes against humanity.
The next day, Pol Pot was dead.
It's generally accepted that Pol Pot found out about Tom Ock's plan and killed himself.
They said it was like an overdose of heart medication and Valium,
which is a much better death than this man deserves.
I was kind of hoping for something else.
Yeah, I was kind of hoping, I don't know,
being beaten to death with an axe.
And the Cambodian government propped up his body on a table
and took a picture of it just so everybody knew,
like, hey, look, this motherfucker's dead.
The monster's dead.
Because they were afraid that nobody would believe them and He's dead. He's the monster's dead. Like,
cause they were afraid that nobody would believe them and he would still be
out in the jungle.
Yeah.
Even though he was like fucking 80 by then.
Um,
though,
thankfully Tom mock struggle was for nothing because he was captured in
1999 and put on trial for crimes against humanity alongside comrade Dutch
and a few others.
Now I do have to point out,
there was a different trial before this.
This one sponsored by the UN, the one before being sponsored by Vietnam and with their puppet
government, and pretty much handed out carte blanche death sentences for everybody involved,
which, okay. I mean, I know most of it was show trials, and there was very little
investigations being done here. I'm going to let that slide, that know most of it was show trials, and there was very little investigations being done here.
I'm going to let that slide, that situation,
but nobody was ever put to death for it.
Oh.
Because they lacked the ability to actually track these people down.
However, they base it under this new one,
which was called the Extraordinary Chambers of the Courts of Cambodia,
or otherwise known as the Khmer Rouge Tribunal.
And it came under the guidance of the UN.
And most of these guys were getting very old.
Like, for instance, Dutch turned himself in.
And he actually seemed to be the only guy
in a serious point of power that was like,
no, everything I did was a fucking, like, I'm a horrible person
and I deserve all of this. So he turned
himself in.
And that's actually where most of this information from the
inner workings of the state come from,
because he was very open with everything.
Pretty much everybody else
refused to acknowledge their part, or
like Brother No. 2 in the documentary
Enemies of the People was like, i was all the spies i wasn't us that that had all the all this bad stuff happening
it was the spies um but yeah he turned him he turned himself in he was living pretty much
freely a lot of these guys became school teachers in china um ironic um, yeah, but they were eventually all eventually captured.
Um,
but yeah,
um,
unfortunately because it's the UN,
the death penalty is off the table.
They will not sense anybody to death.
Really?
Yep.
Comrade Dutch or King Keck Lou was charged with crimes against humanity. He was also the only person involved who never denied anything.
He opened up to all of his crimes
and told the court in detail
what he remembered doing
and who ordered him to do what.
This ended up being evidence
against his other co-conspirators.
He was sentenced to life in prison
and died this year, 2020,
from COVID.
What?
Yep.
Nguyen Che,
or brother number two,
was charged with genocide
of the Vietnamese and Chams, as well as
crimes against humanity. He denied everything
and instead blamed the failings
of the Khmer Rouge government and the CIA
and the Vietnamese. He was found
guilty and also sentenced to life in prison.
He died in 2019.
Lang Sari,
or brother number three,
or co-founder of the
Khmer Rouge with Pol Pot was charged with crimes
against humanity and genocide but died
before his trial finished
Q Semphan probably the most
powerful man to stand trial
he was considered Pol Pot's
right hand man and he was the one that
Pol Pot handed the title of prime minister to
when it was no longer
looked kind of bad
when if Pol Pot was still in charge when he was in the jungle camps it was no longer looked kind of bad when if Pol Pot was still
in charge when he was in the jungle camps it was him. He became
prime minister. So he's only the second
prime minister of democratic
Campuchea to exist. He was charged
with crimes against humanity and genocide.
He denied all of his roles and said he
never did anything wrong and he actually
blamed Pol Pot for a lot of it since he was dead and
couldn't be punished anymore.
He was found guilty and sentenced to life in prison
where he remains alone
today. The last living
senior member of the Khmer Rouge.
And I hope he fucking rots and piss.
That's still crazy how recent
it was. Yeah.
I remember it was
a couple months ago.
I read the article about Comrade
Dutch dying and I was like holy shit
like every once while you forget how recent like vietnam pulled the troops back in the early 90s
like grunge was fucking pop like kurt cobain was probably put out in utero while vietnam was
fighting a guerrilla war in cambodia like this shit is very very very recent. Um, and yeah, I hope Semphon gets fucking stabbed by a guard.
I don't give a shit.
Fuck him.
Um,
now Nick,
we can actually end this entire series on a good note.
Okay.
This series,
we do.
This series is terrible.
If you listen to the whole thing,
I hope you learn something.
I hope you learn something new about human psychology,
by history,
about not beating people to death with axe handles.
So we do a thing on the show called Questions from the Legion,
where if you are a Patreon supporter, you can ask us a question.
It can easily be the best part of the show, like it is right now.
Sometimes it fucking is.
Jesus Christ.
And if you'd like to ask this question you can email it to us you can ask us to on discord or you can message us on patreon
for just one dollar a month um and this question is what is the year's almost over we're in the
middle of december we're recording this in the middle of december by the time it comes out it'll
be the end of december almost 2021. It's been a shit year.
But it's been a very interesting year for our podcast.
We broke 1 million downloads, which I feel
very great about. Oh, yeah. Mind-blowing.
We became the second most popular
podcast in Albania,
which is very weird. I love it.
What's up, boys? I know we gave you a shout-out.
Our show blew up
after I guest starred on
Behind the Bastards.
Well, There's Your Problem, Trash Future.
It's a weird couple months for us.
And we've had a lot of good episodes as well.
And this question from the Legion is,
which is your favorite episode
that you made this year?
There's a lot of them.
I just have to remember what we did this year
because
I think mine
is the death of
President Garfield
that is by far
one of my favorite episodes
and I know you weren't on it
so I feel shitty bringing that
you were in the field again
I understand where I'm at
that was one of the ones that we did
with Francis Horton
from Hell of a Way to Die and our podcast
Lawyer Shocks as always
but my favorite one that Nick
was in on
I think it's probably part
three of our Russo-Japanese War
series
oh my god that the fleet yeah yeah
that one was one of my favorites i've been wanting to do that episode for so fucking long um and i
have to give a shout out to our episode about robert e lee um because like uh the guys over
at gizmondo fucking published that. That one blew up.
And I had a lot of, I can't say I had a lot of fun talking about slaves being beaten.
I'm glad it was made.
I was totally into the Russo-Japanese War.
Also, the U-Boat Life.
U-Boat Life, very good.
I like that one.
We also had our episode on the crippled eagles of Rhodesia,
which led to a Zimbabwean man pissing on the grave of a Nazi who's buried over there,
which is amazing.
Um,
we had a lot of good ones this year,
man.
Um,
it's weird.
Uh,
this is,
we're going into our third,
this is going to be our third year doing the show.
And,
um,
obviously we'll do a three year episode.
Probably.
I don't know if we really need to at this point anymore
because we can't really be shocked that it continues.
Yeah, right?
Every day we make it, it still shocks me.
I'm like, wow.
I uploaded an episode this morning, part one of the series.
And I made coffee, came back,
and 1,500 people had downloaded it in 10 minutes.
So it's like, I'm glad that...
This year has had a fucking solid stock of episodes.
And I have a hard time saying which one was my favorite.
It was one of the 20 that we just named.
I mean, it's hard to live down some of the stuff that we've made in the past,
like the Soviet-Afghan War series. Everyone's favorite series.
We're never going to outdo that.
I'm glad that every year we can keep making
episodes that we're legitimately proud of.
I hope that
answered your question.
Nick, thank you for suffering
through this with me. Yeah, this was awful.
I can't wait for the palate cleanser.
Whatever episode we make next,
I have an idea.
It's not going to have anything to do with what we normally talk about but it's gonna be a palate cleanser to end all palate
cleansers i feel like that we need that and i look for shotguns to the dicks live that is not
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