Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast - *PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 7: Piss Gundam

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

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Hey everyone, what you're about to listen to is a preview of a bonus episode that is available on our Patreon. If you like this clip, you can grab the whole episode, as well as years of other bonus content, at www.patreon.com slash lions led by donkeys. You know, the only thing we get is the introduction of Germany's Gundam. Yes. Yes. Piloted by a guy named Schwartz Brower? No. No, no, no, Joe, Joe, save, save it until the next episode. I'm not going to say anything, I'm just making a comment about his name. Now I don't speak German, I am studying Dutch, but I did, I know enough of it to know that

his name literally just means black brother. I don't know if that's leading to anything, but I do know it's weird. Oh, Japan, Japan. Japan. I have a feeling something's gonna happen, so he's wearing what is effectively a German flag version of a gimp suit. Yeah. But the mask part of the flag is backwards.

They don't match and it drives me insane. Also, I was really annoyed because it's like, cause he shows up and like he said rain stumbles upon like the chamber where essentially devil Gundams being reconstituted through absorbing the other mobile suits. I don't really understand it, but I think it's, I think he's absorbing like the DG cells, I assume that would make more sense but it's never really fully explained also the devil goodnumb looks terrible yeah it looks like you know a jack-in-the-box clown when it pops out because it's got that big long like weird accordion looking ass torso I guess that's its torso and it leads back to a giant glowing ball sack yeah devil goodnumb's got a bbl

back to a giant glowing ball sack. Yeah. Devil Gundam's got a BBL. It's got a fat ass ballsack. Damn, son, you bring your big ball sack everywhere with you. I'm like, yeah, the other mobile suits are like helping reconstitute Devil Gundam and master Asia or one of the like mobile suits is like, I'm going to kill rain. And then this like outline of a guy saves her, but we don't see who it is. Um, and then she, they try to get, um, outside cause they're underground to warn everyone that like, Oh, the re they weren't like trying to destroy Shinjuku. They were like trying to protect devil gun them while it like evolves or powers up or whatever. But like also I'm

kind of confused because like Kyoji is like just sitting on the outside of it. Is he asleep? Is he also doing some sort of like energy transfer? Is he doing like wireless cheech standard charging like wireless charging? I think we might be in a spirit bomb territory. They can't, uh, and maybe it's quite copyrighted. I don't know. Maybe, maybe the ghost of Akira Toriyama will phase through and rip their heart out. Maybe Keogh's got the MagSafe plug on. And you might be... so the most important thing to remember here, this masked man appears, and that is Schwartz Brauer. So in the dub, they call it Shadow Gundam, and originally it was called Gundam Spiegel,

I guess because they couldn't give credit to Spike where it's belonged. But... No, this came out before Cowboy cowboy bebop i i reject your reality and substitute my own now he's a ninja i cannot underlie we have a german ninja uh he uses like very uh he's dressed like a ninja in it but it's a german flag his gundam mine bitter please please Please do not mind my Shinobu skills. So and his Gundam is a ninja with a World War I era German helmet, but the way because it has to be cut out for like a Gundam face, it looks more like Darth Vader. It's kind of a mist. So you're probably wondering, why is Germany's Gundam fighter, black brother, why is he a

ninja? And I actually have the explanation from the creator. Okay, hit me. And it's probably exactly what you think it is. So in the interview, he says, I suppose people would say, since when does Germany have ninjas? And I would say, that doesn't matter. I fucking love this guy. This wasn't like it was meant to be someone else and then they in posts made him German. What was his plan? Just make the German guy ninja. He calls it German nimpow. But my favorite, well it's not favorite, my annoying complaint about his character design

is I thought he was wearing a balaclava. He's not. He's wearing like a sock on his head because it has this like little like ponytail thing hanging off the back. He's a German guy with a man bun so it just sticks out the top, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he is the German version of the Somerset Gimp. Yeah, exactly. He's wearing a Gimp suit. Of course, the German guy would be the one to wear the full Gimp suit. That does make the most amount of sense possible. He took time out of his busy schedule going to the weirdest, most hardcore sex clubs Neo Germany has to offer to become like domones, uh, Yoda.

Yeah. I mean like if they weren't cowards that he would have been piloting Piss Gundam powered purely by Piss. Piss Jug Gundam. Master Asia's like, please just don't come near me. I'll tell you any like very sticky. Uh, I can't handle this. Don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of peace. Here, let me brew you up a fresh cup of this. I got one brewing right now. I do have someone that describes him as German flag, German flag luchador Gundam because of it. I don't see him as, I don't see his mask as being luchador ask.

It's very much a ninja. I was, I had a friend who drank a pint of piss for a bit. You said almost. No, no, sorry. Sorry. He, he drank an entire pint of piss for like a bet. Why? I don't know. How much was the bet for? I think it was like 20 euro. That is not nearly enough. And it was like, you know what, like I think if it was like clear pace, you could probably like convince yourself it wasn't pace. But like this was like brown, almost brown, dehydrated pace. Did he need to go to dialysis or something? Why was it brown? It wasn't his like, actually, like I suppose like in Dune, like the Fremen are like recycling all their fluids. So like, why can't we do that?

I mean, personally, I recycle all of my fluids. Yeah. It's not weird if it's your own. Yeah. All of them. You can tell these episodes are really light in content because we're fucking going wild. You can also tell we haven't recorded together in like three weeks. Hey, you listen to Lion's Lead by Donkeys for the history. That's as serious as we get. You listen to Lion's Lead by Robots to hear us die internally. And also to hear about Tom's friend drinking piss.

This is why I'm not going to be hired by the history channel. So can you tell us more about Hitler's DNA and also about your Irish friend drinking piss? I plead the fifth. Listen, if it wasn't for the consequences and the fallout of World War II and the creation of the GDR, we would not have gotten the Burgheim Piss Guy. Are we sure this is not the Burgheim Piss Guy? Could be. Maybe he was a ninja before he was the piss guy.

Yeah. It's hard out there for a ninja. You know, it's not, there's not a very good economy for ninjas anymore. Yeah. You know, all of the hardworking unionized ninjas have been replaced with gig apps. So now he's had to go to Neo Japan to pick up an apprentice. Or also like the, the New York Side Carpac guy as well. Do you know about this? No. God, what do I keep learning on this? Last month it was the fucking Gimp guy. Who you defended, by the way. Someone did comment that Joe seems to know so little about fetishes that every episode just needs to horrify me. This is payback for like everything that I have to hear on.

I know. So yeah, it was this guy who like, he would like go to like a New York city clubs on like the Lower East Side and like be rolled up in a carpet and just left on the floor or he'd like lie underneath the carpet and people just walk on them him Did he squirm around like a caterpillar once he was rubbed rolled up in it? No, he just like lie there people walk on them the people know that they're walking on a human being some people did there's like I can't remember there's some comedian. I remember my line with the gimp was he wasn't touching anybody What might it so I can't remember what comedian was but they told a story about like So I can't remember what comedian it was, but they told a story about like going to a club and like walking in and like putting their foot down and hearing a noise. And then they're like, what? They looked down just a guy's head like poking out the end of the

carpet. Okay. Now's my turn to fuck with you. Have you ever heard of the weird glove salesman guy? No. So it's something of an online cryptid you can go back on forums Years and years and years ago. You can go on reddit and find people sharing the story. I forget which city it's in I don't want to dox this strange strange man So it was a glove salesman sold leather gloves and he effectively sold them at nightclubs

Okay, and he'd be like you need to try it on first. Put the glove on real slow. And it's not like he would like beat off or whatever, but he's very obviously getting off on people putting on tight leather gloves, right? And this is not an isolated incident. If you look it up, like creepy glove salesman on like Reddit or it probably goes back to something

awful days as well. You will see dozens of people having run ins with this man. And it is creepy. People have noted though the gloves are nice. So I mean like look you know if he's if the gloves are if no if the gloves fit you most commit.