Lovett or Leave It - Donald Trump, Time Bandit

Episode Date: September 28, 2024

Eric Adams facing bribery charges and Trump selling $100k watches? It's Corruption Week at Lovett or Leave It! Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) stops by with her trusty sleep paralysis demon, Teddy Roosevelt (James Adomian). TV's own Damon Lindelof opens the hatch on Lost, The Leftovers, and Lovett’s legendary obsession with Mrs. Davis, and we end with a scorching round of hot takes that will leave poor Moo Deng crispy on the outside, juicy in the middle.Stream James Adomian's comedy special, PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE, on YouTube now.Tour dates & cities: crooked.com/eventsFor a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [e-mail] and include the name of the podcast. 

Hello Los Angeles! Welcome to Love It or Leave It. Tonight on the show, Vice President Kamala Harris is here and she has a friend. Damon Lindelof isn't here, but Twist, he is. Then at the end, we cool off with some hot takes. But first, let's get into it. What a week. In dueling speeches this week, Kamala Harris and Donald Trump

laid out their economic plans. Vice President Kamala Harris laid out her program in Pennsylvania on Wednesday, including a tax credit for first-time home buyers, tax cuts for families, and a plan to launch 25 million small businesses. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held up a picture of what appeared to be a giant mousetrap baited with a stuffed cat under a giant sign that read,

Free immigrant dinner yum yum. That's a terrible plan. Harris emphasized that Trump's loyalties lie with billionaires, not workers. You see, for Donald Trump, our economy works best if it works for those who own the big skyscrapers. Not those who actually build them. Not those who wire them. Not those who mop the floors. But what about those sitting in the big skyscrapers

eating sweet green salads at their desk and agonizing over how many exclamation points to use in an email? Who will speak for them? Meanwhile, over in Georgia, Trump offered this repost. It's this, it's not muscle. It's all right there. That's a muscle too, they say.

They don't say that. The brain is not a muscle. The heart's a muscle, my dude. Also a metaphor for compassion and zeal. Sometimes we use strengthening a muscle as an analogy for how we can improve our memory, for example. Anyway, the race is tied, which makes me want to blow my brain muscle out. Also whenever Trump says, they say, or they tell me, it's fun to imagine he's not making

up some unspoken chorus of voices, but it's in fact relaying the conversations he has had with his non-binary, insanely supportive best friend. Now that I've said it, you'll hear it that way forever. They tell me I'm number one. What a friend. Here is Trump again threatening to go stand around a McDonald's because Kamala once worked at a McDonald's. I'm going to a McDonald's over the next two weeks.

And I'm going to stand over to French fries because I want to see what her job really wasn't like. He almost landed that. He almost landed that. That was... All right. Well, let's find this person. For those listening at home,

we're getting hit with this silver alert. Is anyone here... ...in trouble? Or does anyone not know where they are? I mean, I guess it's important we find the person, but also important, show business. During an interview with MSNBC's Stephanie Rule in which she talked about her economic agenda, Harris confirmed that yes, despite what Donald Trump may say, she did work at

McDonald's. Part of the reason I even talk about having worked at McDonald's is because there are people who work at McDonald's in our country who are trying to raise a fam. I worked there as a student. I was a kid. I do hope we keep having this debate. When did Connell Harris work at McDonald's? God damn it with the silver alert.

It's unbelievable. Let's see. Let's see what it is. I mean, it's a serious thing. They did? The alert is to let us know to stop looking? Hey, everybody. Good news.

They found her. Woo! Dead. No, I'm kidding. It's me. I don't just. All right. I do hope we keep having this debate. When did Kamala Harris work at McDonald's?

How much more relatable is she than Donald Trump? I mean, look at Kamala Harris talking about caregiving. I remember being there for my mother when she was diagnosed with cancer, cooking meals for her, taking her to her appointments, just trying to make her comfortable, figuring out which clothes were soft enough that they wouldn't irritate her, and telling her stories to try and make her laugh.

Trump responded, Why would you worry about the feelings of someone who's about to die? They'll be dead, so how you made them feel right before they died doesn't matter. You just make sure they sign whatever you need them to sign and remind the caddies where to dig. But this sideshow about McDonald's was just one of many ways in which Trump grabbed headlines this week. Here he is launching a line of watches. I think you're gonna love it. My new Trump watches.

We're doing quite a number with watches. It's a tourbillon watch with almost 200 grams of gold and more than 100 real diamonds. That's a lot of diamonds. I love gold. I love diamonds. We all do. Only 147 of these extraordinary watches will ever exist in the world, and owning one puts you in a very exclusive club. Get your Trump watch right now.

Go to GetTrumpWatches.com. It's Trump time. With just weeks to go, Trump is announcing the sale of made-to-order watches, each costing $100,000. Yes, they're $100,000. The perfect gift for the Supreme Court justice who has everything. You check your Trump watch.

Oh no, I'm late for the board meeting where we decide which bird should go extinct next. I will say it's hard to knock, it's Trump time though. That's a home run, unfortunately. Also it's like, but there were many more moments this week where Trump's inanity and rantings grab the headlines. Here's what he said about Russia. As somebody told me the other day, they beat Hitler, they beat Napoleon.

That's what they do. He said Ukraine no longer exists. Ukraine is gone. It's not Ukraine anymore. He expounded on a conspiracy theory about immigrants. They're actually going in with massive machine gun type equipment. They're going in with guns that are beyond even military scope and they're taking over apartment buildings. They're taking over. And then there was this. Nancy Pelosi should be prosecuted for that. And she should also be prosecuted for J6. Trump also invented a new and weird way

to creep out women at a rally in Indiana. Because I am your protector. I want to be your protector. You will no longer be abandoned, lonely, or scared. You will no longer be in danger. You're not going to be in danger. You will no longer be thinking about abortion You're not going to be in danger. You will no longer be thinking about abortion. Hey, this guy bothering you, says this guy bothering you.

Won't be lonely or scared or thinking about abortion. That's not what Donald Trump offers women. That's what a strong, cold martini in the bathtub offers women. He also encouraged women to please show him the baby. We want beautiful babies in our country. We want you to have your beautiful, beautiful, perfect baby. We want those babies and we need them. Hey, question. Have you ever seen Trump and Rumpelstiltskin in the same place at the same time? and Rumpelstiltskin in the same place at the same time. But back to Georgia and Trump's ideas.

That speech in Savannah actually was an attempt to lay out his economic agenda. It was supposed to be serious, and in between his ramblings, it actually kind of was. Trump proposed fewer environmental regulations and special manufacturing zones on federal land with ultra-low taxes and regulations for American producers. And for American tap water drinkers, exciting new flavors. Trump also reiterated his call for lowering the corporate tax rate from 21 to 15 percent. But even some Republicans seemed open to compromise. Between 15 and 21, that's the sweet spot, said Matt Gaetz. But on top of the old school Republicans... That was like a Michelin 2 star, it was a

detour. But worth it. But on top of the old school Republican tax cuts and deregulations, he of course layered on tariffs and mass deportations. Your wages will rise, your costs will fall, your job opportunities will grow, because we will conduct the largest deportation operation sadly in American history. Who's that sadly for? It's not for them and it's not for us. An easy cut, I think. You're not sad. No one in that room is sad. Well, I mean, you are all sad. You just don't know how to fix it. You've tried suppressing it. You've tried buying a cyber truck. You've tried calling the HOA about your neighbor's pride flag. Nothing's working.

So tax cuts for the rich, tariffs or a giant sales tax for everyone else versus tax cuts for the middle class, loans for small businesses, affordable housing, caps on prescription drug prices. This is a debate we can win. I know we always think Trump is Trump's worst enemy, but the American people know that he is an untrustworthy maniac. There are just a lot of voters who think the economy was better under his administration.

So Trump's policies are somehow also Trump's worst enemy. According to the Washington Post, Trump is only six points ahead of Kamala on the economy compared to 12 he had over President Biden earlier this year. Our goal is to fight to a draw over a question in which our argument is realistic, specific, progressive, and genuine, versus a deranged charlatan whose policies would make life worse for all but like 200 freaks.

And battle to a draw we shall, like playing a sensitive child in a game he made up or the Korean War. Meanwhile, Tim Walz will attend the University of Michigan versus University of Minnesota football game in Ann Arbor on Saturday and speak to students about the importance of registering to vote. This is where Tim Walz truly shines. When he's in coach mode, Tim Walz makes Ted Lasso look like Ted Hitler. (*audience laughs*)

Speaking of Democrats making us proud, New York City Mayor Eric Adams was indicted on federal charges late on Wednesday, becoming the city's first mayor to face federal charges while in office. Soon, the Ratzar said to her subterranean rodent army as the Q train thundered above, very soon my darlings, in all in good time. The indictment was unsealed on Thursday and what do you know, Adams faces five federal charges of bribery, fraud, and soliciting illegal foreign campaign donations for all that stuff that seemed, at five federal charges of bribery, fraud, and soliciting illegal foreign campaign donations for all that stuff that seemed at the time like bribery, fraud,

and soliciting illegal foreign campaign donations. In one text exchange cited in the indictment, an Adams staffer who was arranging another paid-for trip to Turkey texted Adams, to be on the safe side, please delete all messages you send me. Adams replied, always do. But do you? Please delete all messages you send me." Adams replied, Always do. But do you?

In another 10 out of 10 text message to see in an indictment, an Adams staffer asked a Turkish airline manager where else Adams could stay in Turkey. The airline manager answered, Four seasons. To which the staffer replied, It's too expensive. The airline manager wrote back, Why does he care?

He's not going to pay. His name will not be on anything either. The staffer replied, Super. Anyway, that's how Adams wound up sleeping at a small Turkish business called Four Seasons Total Landscaping. What a choice it is to do all of this in writing, to type it all out on a phone. In other news, The Guardian published an article alleging that Heritage President Kevin Roberts, one of the architects of Project 2025, told his work colleagues he killed a pit bull with a shovel in 2004. Though to be fair, I'd also be afraid if I saw a pit bull with a shovel. The pit bull's owners confirmed one of their dogs did go missing in 2004 but had no evidence that Roberts was responsible.

Except for that pit bull skin rug in his billiard room, but that could have come from anywhere. The evidence? It sure seems like Roberts told multiple colleagues he beat a dog to death in 2004. Kenneth Hammond, the history chair at New Mexico University at the time, told The Guardian, My recollection of his account was that he was discussing in the hallways with various members of the faculty, including me, that a neighbor's dog had been barking pretty relentlessly and was, you know, keeping the baby and probably the parents awake, and that he kind of lost it and took a shovel and killed the dog. End of problem. I feel like there still might be a problem.

Another colleague and her spouse recall Roberts telling the same story at a dinner party. Roberts seemed to sincerely believe this was a solid anecdote. Need more proof? When Roberts was on Jeopardy, Alex Trebek opened the Get to Know the Contestant segment by saying, Kevin, it says here you did some shoveling recently. Three other professors say they heard the story around the same time from their shock co-workers who heard it firsthand. Imagine having this kind of office gossip in your possession. You'd be there at 6 a.m. just vibrating in a conference

room waiting for anyone to arrive. Wrote the outlet in a statement to the Guardian, Robert's denied ever killing a dog with a shovel. The statement continued, it was actually more of a trowel. Robert's denies it. He, it's a patently untrue and baseless story backed by zero evidence. But then why do these people from separate gatherings remember you telling them a very specific story about killing a dog with a shovel? That dog don't hunt because you killed it with a shovel. And finally, speaking of colleagues revealing terrible secrets, an FAA probe into Boeing found that factory workers felt pressured to prioritize fast production over high quality work.

Not pressured, the cabins of Boeing airplanes after the doors blew off. All right, when we come back, Vice President Kamala Harris is here and she's frankly exhausted. Hey, don't go anywhere. There's more of Love It or Leave It coming up. And we're back. We have less than six weeks till the election. The latest poll showed the race is a toss-up. The stakes are higher than I am on a Saturday afternoon

watching the emperor's new groove. Shout out to Earth the Kid. It's time to shift into another gear. It's time to get pumped up. It's time to leave it all on the fucking field. But I've already given you all the pep talks I have. Here tonight to blow the roof off the place, it's Vice President Kamala Harris.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh God, that's right John. Alright, who's ready to get high?

You okay, you okay Madam Vice President? You seem a little tired. Wow, tired. Why would I be tired? I haven't slept for the last two months. Why would I, of all people, be tired? Needing sleep is a weakness, John. And winners can't have weaknesses. I've never felt better. Never more alert. I can see every detail on every bird in this room. There are no birds in this room.

There are no birds here. I'm actually too alert, in fact. My brain is processing everything too fast and too accurately. And I'm just going to close my eyes for one quick second on account of how awake I am. And I'm just gonna close them. Right now you're sort of on stage in front of a, okay. She's asleep.

What was that sound? Oh, right now? Yeah. It's almost like we're in your dream. Yeah, what are you doing in my dream? Get the... What are you doing here, John? It can't be your dream. It's my show.

Oh, no. It's definitely my dream. I mean, look, Teddy Roosevelt is here. Wait a second. Yes. Kamala, my coconut pearl. You're looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose.

I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose. I'm looking radiant as a rose, you're looking radiant as always. You know, usually when he shows up, it's for a sex dream. We call ourselves Rough Riders. Rough Riders.

Okay, I hate that. I hate that. But you know, I guess we're going to have to do something else since you're here, John. Honestly, thank God. And I appreciate that. But what does it mean that I still experience myself as a conscious agent in someone else's dream? Is the whole universe just a product of a dreaming higher intelligence?

And when that mind wakes up, will cease to exist? Who brought the dyspeptic Jew? Fuck. Honestly, who knows, Teddy, since we can't, you know, go at it how we want to, could I ask you for some advice? I'll tell you what I told my son Kermit when I handed him his first gun at age three. Shoot! Okay. All right, all right. Well, I'm here, so maybe we can both just ask Teddy Roosevelt some questions. Sure.

We don't normally get access to Teddy Roosevelt. I mean, I get access to him. I say I'm bully, I say, indeed. Teddy. All right, all right. Come sit down, Teddy Roosevelt. Why, I think I might. I might take a quick break here, yes.

Teddy, you know, you were vice president who went on to become president. Indeed, what a tragedy, befell President McKinley. Yeah. Right. Is targeting suburban moderates in North Carolina is at the secret? I was indeed the first Republican candidate for president to crack the borders of the old Confederacy. Oh, this is something that I'm very proud of.

The first Republican to carry the state of North Carolina. Well, that's an interesting fact. In answer to your question, these United States must be targeted one by one. North Carolina, South Carolina, East Carolina, and West Carolina should be admitted to the Union, as I wish it would be. Hey. God, he's so dumb, it's hot.

Yeah, it is, he is hot. It's just. He's so hot. I want it. Hey. Yeah. Hey, President Roosevelt, it says in your Wikipedia, you don't know what that is, it's not important.

Zoology, you're interested. I will have you know I own all 60 volumes of Wikipedia and I purchased them from a salesman who came door to door. Oh. Neat. Your interest in zoology began age seven when you saw a dead seal at a market. After attaining the seal's head,

you and your cousin formed the Roosevelt Museum of Natural History. It's pretty R.F.K. Junior quote quoted, wouldn't you say? Indeed, I was roused from my slumber in Hades because I heard that there was a credible third party candidate running under the bull moose mantle for the presidency of the United States. And I said, bully, it's time for me to go lend him my support.

And on top of that, he eats bears. John. And when I arrived, it turned out he'd already dropped out, so here we are. You keep slapping your knee like that. I'm going to send John out the room. Wow. That's Kamala's kink.

Oh, my huckleberry, my chickadee, my field hen, we'll have our races yet. Please stop. Oh, you're crazy. I just have to try and understand the... You're so crazy, Teddy. So there's a bit of a delay to get the news down in Haiti. So I don't know, it's not an internet thing. So you get a paper some kind.

So by the time you got here, what is the traveling that you did to get here that you... I followed the path of Orpheus, you see. Oh, Orpheus. On the boat, Orpheus. Yes. Atchison-Tupica and Santa Fe Railroad. I had to go... I had to take it across the river sticks even. Luckily we had built a canal through Panama

and it expedited the journey somewhat. See I thought he was talking about the matrix. Yeah, in a way he is also talking about the matrix. Yeah. Do you think America is ready for their first woman president? Well, when I look out at this manful country of ours, and I look every man in the eye, man upon man upon man,

our destiny as men of destiny, and this is all basically ripped from the walls of the Natural History Museum in New York, that mankind shall man forward, man by man by man, until man is victorious over anything less than man. That was beautiful. What the fuck? What did you eat? What is that? Well, if there's one thing that I look down on, it is a bully.

I hate bullies too. And I've recommended to every young boy that I came across, if you find a bully, you should confront him. And if that means voting for the first woman to be president of these United States, then I say it's my time to have it happen 124 years after I did it for the first time. John, go away.

Wow. Yeah, it's turning, it's turning first time. John, go away. Wow. It's turning, it's turning on. Your question, yes, yes, you sniveling man. Pfft. Yeah. Yeah. All right, taking that feedback. Your daughter had a snake named Emily Spinach.

Yes. What a fine thing for a daughter. It seems like you had strong willed daughters. Of course she was very strong. We were all strong. We were Roosevelt's. Right. What do you think of your...

The word Roosevelt is synonymous with strength. What do you think of your grand... Masculinity, even if it's a woman. Right. You're a strong masculine Roosevelt woman. What do you think about that grand nephew in law of yours, Eleanor Roosevelt? Fine, fine I'd say, sure.

What? The democratic wing of our family was not as, how should I say, adept with the ladies as I was. You saying Eleanor Roosevelt wasn't as with the ladies as you are? Well, my understanding is that she may have had some masculine qualifications of her own, according to my book.

No, that bitch was gay. Yeah. That bitch was so gay. She, that, Hicks, it was her and the reporter, Hicks. So I understand. So I've been led to believe. She's so gay. She, the, Hicks, it was her and the reporter, Hicks. So I understand. So I've been led to believe. President Roosevelt, you got obsessed with simplified spelling and you started spelling

everything phonetically in all your letters and pissed off Congress by ordering all documents issued to the White House to be spelled phonetically. People don't know that about you. I think it's one of your best qualities. What made you decide you wanted everything to be spelled phonetically? Because I was boxed to the face, so I was half blind, and there was no other way to read.

Right. Got it. Let me tell you something. If you enter the ring with a boxing glove, and you had to go four rounds against an anthropomorphic medicine ball, you too would lose sight in one eye, and you too would demand that everything be spelled phonetically, As these United States deserve!

My greatest recommendation to you, Vice President Harris, is that you, if you want to crack the state of North, East, West, and South Carolina, I recommend phonetic spelling! And statehood for Arizona! I think you should leave the room while we have a moment. Oh, he's really going. I'll just be back here. You guys have your moment for one second. I want to talk about guns. Firearms.

Yeah, you're a Republican who's super into guns and hunting. And you know, I have a gun. There's one person who was way too into it. That is something that does work on certain kinds of swing voters such as myself. A Democrat, no. But with a gun, maybe. I was gonna ask. It makes you like me, right? It does indeed.

I have a gun right now. Of course you do. It's a gun in my pocket. Well, I speak softly, but I carry a big right now. Of course you do. It's a gun in my pocket. Well I speak softly but I carry a big stick I'll have you know. Alright I'm glad I came back when I did before this got out of hand. Do you have any parting thoughts for us President Roosevelt because we're here in Vice President Kamala Harris's dream and she must be having to be woken up in a few minutes for another interview.

No. And I was just wondering if you have any parting thoughts given that we've only have so little time with someone who, you know, is so handsome. That's right. I cut a figure of raw masculine American frontier sexuality. Take a look folks, this is what everybody was fiddling it to some hundred and thirty five hundred years ago. When I stood on the back of those railroad cars and delivered those speeches slapping against my thigh and hip, which absolutely hastened my early demise, people were looking at me from below the tracks, Atchison, Topeka, Santa Fe, the Indiana and so and so railroad

and they were looking up at me and you could see their petticoats flapping. I know what that means. Wow. We all know what that means. Come on any final thoughts? That was hot. That was so dumb.

I loved it. Every moment of it. Wow. Before you go Teddy, can I ask? Yes, my kitten? Oh. Why did you do all the weird crap? All the eccentric hobbies, obsession with side quests

that got you tropical diseases? Why'd you do that? You mean the collection of animals? The Amazonian Taper? Yeah, the Amazonian Taper. Yeah. The giant Wyoming sloth. Yeah, the Wyoming sl taper. Yeah. The giant Wyoming sloth. Yeah, the Wyoming sloth.

That I kept as a pet and rode as a workhorse and then ate as a meal. Yeah, why? Because, my dear, I would have gone insane. Presidency of the United States, you see, is something that is not meant for a mere shoulders of one feeble man or something else.

Do you believe that anyone could handle the presidency of the United States, the pressure thereof for eight years or almost in case you took over right after someone else was elected and entered office as I did when McKinley was so tragically shot and changed history for the better. I would have lost my mind, my dear.

I had to hunt a dozen rhinoceroses just so I could get to my first presidential election. But then, by God, I won. They don't know whether to like me or not, and I like it that way. Yeah, I don't either, to be honest. But you know what? I like that. I think I'm going to go to a 24-hour gun range at 2 AM and laugh like Jack Nicholson's the Joker, you know?

The best and only Joker, because that's what I need, OK, to stay positive. And I will become the president of the United States. All right. Well, I think it's time to wake up. I have never been more enamored of a woman who had all the powers of a man and all the better things of the other sex

that I can't even bring myself to say in words. All right. My exotic flower. Uh-oh. Mwah. Mwah. All right, get out of here, Teddy Rose. All right. My exotic flower. Uh oh. Mwah. Mwah. All right, get out of here Teddy Roosevelt. He kept a PG for you.

Oh, he's still wounded. God, it's so hot. He's so wounded in the dream. I will continue these remarks at a further time. All right. Pfft. President Teddy Roosevelt, everybody. From deep within the wells of Kamala's subconscious.

You know, next time you're here, you better be wearing a cowboy hat, spectacles, and nothing else. Well, let's see if I can get my suspenders off. It takes 35 minutes to put them on. Teddy Roosevelt everybody. Bye Teddy. Thank you my nightingale. Kamala, wake up. Kamala, you gotta wake up. Oh, no, oh, no, no, what? Oh.

John, what the hell are you doing here? Where are we, a gay haunted house? All right. Give it up for Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Teddy Roosevelt, everybody. All right. I'm going to go take a nap. Kamala's got to go taking up.

All right. Now we're back. Please welcome to the stage the man behind the mysteries, the one and only Damon Lindelof. Hi. Thanks for being here. Come on in. All right. How you doing?

I'm fantastic. How are you? Thanks for having me. Thanks for being here. All right. So big fan. When I learned so much about Teddy Roosevelt, there was a lot of Teddy Roosevelt facts that really floored us.

He became interested in jujitsu at one point and tried to get the whole military to learn jujitsu. I love a person that leads by just brief enthusiasms. So when we were talking about what to talk about, we couldn't believe how many incredible projects you've been a part of. Leftovers, Watchmen, Mrs. most was one that i loved most recently which a lot of people didn't see no no one no one even knows it exists which we're going to come back to which is exciting we'll be able to have some fun with that um and here's what i was

actually thinking about when i looked at all the different series and and and movies you've been a part of is a lot of them are incredible but seem to me unpitchable that these are ideas that only work once you see them because every single part of them managed to be excellent. But if you described it on paper, like we, I don't even want to spoil what Mrs. Davis is because we're going to talk about it later. But like, even if you describe the leftovers or you talk about the watchman that you were part of, it doesn't come across because I'm the leftovers or you talk about the Watchmen that you were a part of, it doesn't come across because,

like I'm curious about how you talk to executives and made them understand what you were trying to see because it is like an act of persuasion. Thanks for saying all that. I think in the case of the leftovers and Watchmen, Leftovers was based on an incredible book by Tom Perato, Watchmen was a graphic novel, 12 issues of a comic book that came out in the 80s. And so there's some basic familiarity and then you're sort of trying to explain to someone why it matters

to you and why, the why now of it all. Lost, which was the first show that I did. Thank you very much. Just had its 20th anniversary. I think that there are, you know, speaking of Jiu-Jitsu, I think that like there's something about the entertainment business where everyone says that they want something original, but they actually don't. They want something familiar. So you kind of have to pivot on both feet and say that the show is like, oh, it's still lost. I thought they were found.

Twist. Great. Twist. Great. Lost it. Lost again. But people don't want something original, but you give them something original. Right, you give them something original. And so you kind of try not to talk yourself in circles,

as I'm doing now, and make it simple. You talk about the characters, but then you ultimately say, this is going to be a television show unlike anyone has ever seen before, and therefore how can I possibly explain it to you? And sometimes they buy it. Well, I mean, but on the same, they don't actually, like,

have there been moments where you deliver a version of the pilot of the first episode of Watchmen, and like, oh, this is different than anything we could have possibly expected. And are there ever been unpleasant surprises that they actually were given something unexpected? I think all the time. I mean, there's definitely a be careful what you wish for

aspect to it all. You sit in a room with a bunch of writers, as I know that you've done, and you try to kind of delight each other and surprise one another and scare one another. And I start to feel really comfortable when I get uncomfortable. And so that's the idea that kind of turns us on collectively.

And then once it breaks out of that enclave of the room, and suddenly you have to share it with other people, that's the moment where they realize, oh, this is not what I signed up for. And I do think that there's kind of like a fun mischief in the act of kind of being at war with television executives and studio executives. I think that the more uncomfortable

that we make them sometimes, the more delighted that they are. I don't think anybody goes to work wanting to be bored. I think that people are sometimes scared of losing their jobs, but if you ask them, you know, 20 years after they retire, like what are the moments that they remember, it tends to be the craziest shit that they permitted.

You talked about the leftovers. I love the leftovers. The leftovers was obviously prescient in the sense that it was about a bunch of people collectively dealing with the trauma of a sudden loss. You talked about the first season versus the second and third season that in the first season I was against any level of humor because humor would not exist in this space. And I think that was completely and totally the wrong instinct.

I'm curious, like, if that was the wrong instinct because just dramatically, whatever, creatively, the show needed to be lighter. I mean, you threw out the credits and did fun credits in Steve, which I think was like an unsubtle way of making that point. But was it also something that you took away from like even just thinking about post pandemic

about how we handle moments of crisis? That's a really interesting question. I mean, Tom Perato wrote the book sort of in the response to 9-11 in a lot of ways, several years later, and the leftovers came out before the pandemic. But I think I, like you, am a Jew. I was raised in the Jewish culture, and we do not do humor and sadness and death at the same time. There's a rending of garments, and there's a sitting

of Shiva, and we're not an uncomedic people, but I think we tend to take loss very seriously. The Catholics, on the other hand, they're having a fucking great time. They get, you know, an Irish wake is like, oh, I would literally kill somebody to get to be invited to one of those things. And so I think that's sort of like the energy of how do we respond to shocking loss

to create like sort of the entire parabola of we're kind of quietly going insane and sometimes insanity is quite fun. And, and that was the energy that we got into. And I think that when we were all sort of, it's hard to think about and remember how crazy we were in the first couple months of COVID and like March and April of 2020, when you know, my wife and I were literally comparing notes with leaving our groceries out in the sun and how we should wipe them down with Clorox

and et cetera, et cetera. And it's like those things actually make us feel better psychologically, these rites and rituals. And so that's a lot of world religions and cults are sort of based on these are the things that you need to do to feel less pain. And the show is really fixated on that idea. Yeah, but then, I mean, it would be nice

to have like an Irish Shiva, you know? It would. Like, there's no reason... You can mix it up. Yeah, it's funny, it is in a space for alcohol, the Shiva. And it's eight days, isn't it? Or six days. It's too long.

Seven. I don't know. I mixed it up with Hanukkah. I don't know, I'm not sure. Yeah, it's not Hanukkah. Yeah. And we've always said that. It's beautiful. Shiva's awesome. I don't want to, you know, I've been to some excellent Shiva's, but they're not laugh riots.

Hey, no. Listen, the Shiva community is not going to be upset. People know that Shiva's are not fun. And there's nothing wrong with admitting that Shiva's, they're be upset. People know that Shiva's are not fun. And there's nothing wrong with admitting that Shiva's, they're not fun. They're not. They're not fun, you know? But they could be a little bit drunker. As the creator of Lost,

any advice for someone who just left an island? (*audience laughs*) You know, you got done dirty. Yes, thank you. And no spoilers, I haven't seen last night's episode yet. You know, you got done dirty. Yes, thank you, Brad. And no spoilers, I haven't seen last night's episode yet. We watched Religiously with My Family. We are huge Survivor fans.

We're very, very excited to see you on there. And I can't wait to see Andy go, but I will say, there is glory in going first. Like if you go fifth, if you go ninth, the worst thing you can be on Survivor is the goat at the very end, you know, the third, the person who gets literally no votes. You went hard. As you said yourself, it was a perfect episode.

And thank you for saying that. It's, no, no, I agree. It is the funniest way to go. I just have one question though, which is there's that one clip that they show us and you're kind of introducing yourself to your tribe mates. And I think you must've said that you were from LA because one of them says, oh, are you from WeHo?

Yes. And then you said, no, not from WeHo, but I have this podcast. It's kind of a big deal. And it's called, have you guys heard of Pod Save America or Crooked Media or whatever? And they were like, no, no, no. And I was like, in the Venn diagram of people who know what WeHo is, but have never heard the podcast, I just felt like that was a very narrow sliver. So did we miss something with something edited out? So first of all, so that's Annika who's getting a lot of shit for the fact, people are like, like, oh you're gay and you're from Los Angeles? We ho? No. But I think there's

more people knew about, I think like there was more information. It's an edit, it's a joke. The edit was very fair, but yes, there's a lot more, there's more context there. Like there's a moment where I'm like, I love TikTok, it is very embarrassing and I deserve to be embarrassed. But there was a longer conversation, you know, it's, so there was that. As a 51 year old, I think 41 is still quite young, so. No, and that's what I thought too until I got there. So you just announced a Green Lantern show.

It's called Lanterns because we all agreed that the green was stupid. So now it's just lanterns. So Green Lantern, Lantern, the Lantern. So you can make anything you can imagine? If you have this magical ring, right. Yes. And there, and the fights are still close. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Can I say about World War Z? Please. I love World War Z.

And here's what I think was cool about World War Z. It's a rare success for the reshoots. Like people like it was like it was you know covered as like a cursed production and like it got like kind of like criticism for that and oh the end had to be changed. I liked it. Why wasn't there a second World War Z? I want to see what happens. I want to be in the world more. I would love to see another World War Z. Any more Brad fighting zombies. Great. I hear they've been working on it for a number of years and could happen, could maybe not happen. I haven't gotten any inquiries.

I always sign up for zombies. They're the best. Yeah. Do you like slow zombies or fast zombies? Fast ones. Yeah. Yeah. Although who wrote that book that talked about how the only chance any of us would ever have

would be against slow zombies, that if we're talking about a world with fast zombies, we're fucked anyway. Slow zombies are the only way we got a chance. That's a book? It was a whole book. Wow. I think it's the zombie survival guide. What was up with that polar bear?

Still working on it. Yeah. You ever crack that polar bear? No, they There was a you know, do you really want me to answer? There's a there's a Dharma initiative. They came from Ann Arbor They were doing experiments on the island polar bears are very territorial. They were trying to medicate them so that they wouldn't be so aggressive and and And basically extrapolate that into some form of world peace. One of them got out and started biting people. I was mad at you about something. I'm realizing now in this very moment that something else is mad about.

Which is I was really into Lost. And then I think you in an interview were asked about the polar bear and you said, oh, we're not really sure what that was there for. There was an interview, someone gave an interview saying, we're not really sure what that was there for. There was an interview, someone gave an interview saying, we are not totally sure. When we put the polar bear in, we weren't sure what the polar bear would be. Are you sure that wasn't JJ?

It might have been JJ. Yeah, we both wear glasses. Well, it was a print interview when I was a kid, when I was younger, so I didn't know. I wasn't in the business at the time. I was just mad because I thought, if you don't know the answer, why, neither of us know the answer,

then what are we doing here with a polar bear? I'm gonna be honest with you because I don't want you to be angry. There were some things, a few things on Lost that we were figuring out as we went along. You son of a bitch. But the polar bear was not one of them. In the very early days, we were like,

they were doing weird experiments and the polar bear got loose from a cage on the island. Just kind of more or less. I hate when that happens with my polar bear. All right. Thank you. All right, well I'm glad, honestly I'm glad we resolved that. Now, that's a good example of how your shows

inspire intense, long-standing fandoms. I am no exception to that. Which is why we're going to play a game we're calling Master of None. Oh my God, wow. Here's how it works. Um, I'm going to go into the audience, uh, and find volunteers. You're going to ask our audience questions about the best TV show of the last 10 years. Mrs. Davis. Okay. I love Mrs. Davis. I don't think anybody's seen it. So this should be, I think this is actually be honest. How many of you have watched all of Mrs. Davis?

There's like two people. There's three people. Yep. There's three people. Wow. Peacock, everybody. All right. Do you have questions or do you? I need to get this bit. This bit's going to go great. All right. So it's time for Masters of None. All right.

Hi, what's your name? Sarah. Have you seen Mrs. Davis? Not at all. Okay. Damon, ask the first question. This is great. your name? Sarah. Have you seen Mrs. Davis? Not at all. Okay, Damon, ask the first question. This is great. First question, Sarah. Who is Mrs. Davis?

Any guess. Just shoot for it. A woman in a pier- Wrong. Who's Mrs. Davis? Susan Sarandon. No, that's just an actor. That's a good guess. I haven't seen it, but I assume AI.

Yes! Hey! All right, Damon, go to the second question. That's true. It is an AI. It's an AI. In the first episode, we find out that Mrs. Davis, who is an AI, as we've just established, wants to destroy what ancient item?

A, the Ark of the Covenant, B, the Holy Grail, C, the Shroud of Turin, or D, the three sacred treasures of Japan. Hi, what's the answer? The Holy Grail. That's correct. Wow. This show sounds great. It's really good.

Nobody saw Mrs. Davis. Nobody saw it. Nobody saw even a shot of it. You don't get nice things because you didn't watch Mrs. Davis. Hi, what's your name? Jack. David, ask another question. Okay.

Sister Simone, the disgruntled nun played by the terrific Betty Gilpin. She's amazing. On Mrs. Davis spends her spare time debunking what profession and why. Wow. If you get this. Taxidermy. No! Close.

Close. No, that's a good one to debunk though. ER doctor. ER doctor, you can't. Did he say ear debunked doctors? They're not debunkable, they're good. AI. No, that's not a profession.

That would be good. Psychiatry. No, getting closer. Closer. Social work. Debunking social work? Somebody's got to. It's magic.

It's magic. It's magicians. Her parents are both magicians. Her parents were magicians and that would fuck you up. It's terrible. We're getting deep now. Okay, next question. Who do we got?

Hi, what's your name? Ross. Ross. It's terrible. We're getting deep now. Okay, next question. Who do we got? Hi, what's your name? Ross. Ross. Ross, can artificial intelligence gain the ability to believe in the way that humans can? No. Yes.

No, incorrect. Thank God. Thank God. All right, we're coming down the slope now. Big shout out to Tara Hernandez who co-created the show. She's an amazing writer. Next question. Which is not something that happens in the show, Mrs. Davis? A. Despondent upon discovering his liver transplant was fake, a man enters a rodeo to prove himself.

B. A man is electrocuted by lightning. C. A pope reveals an ad for sneakers. Or D. Someone gets crucified big time. Out of those, the lightning seems the most boring, so I'm going to go with lightning. Wrong. They all happen in Mrs. Davis. All of them. I think they're going to want to watch the show now.

Finally, what is the Lazarus Shroud? What is the Lazarus Shroud? Any guesses? Oh, I have the last one. I got nothing on this. I can... I can... Oh, yes, I remember what it is. It's... And it's insane. This is an unguessable thing. Why don't you tell us, John?

Oh, it's a special suit that protects you from the acid inside of a whale's stomach. This is a show on peacock. Yeah. All right. We were ahead of our time on that. Didn't RFK have some whale carcass? That's right.

That's right. All right. And final, this is the final question. Oh, you're supposed to ask it. Oh, why do you think this show spoke to me, John Lovett, so deeply? Okay. Why do I think that it spoke to you so deeply? Yeah. Why did I like it so much? I think you have a background in mathematics and then you segued into creativity. And that strikes me as the kind of person who wants to have ordered and sensical answers to the world,

but you've come to sort of migrate at this point in your life to realize that you don't, but religion doesn't provide you with the answers that you crave. And so shows like this speak to your sense of how the world works and why we're all alive. I mean, that's incorrect. It's because McDornanan is hot, but he is, he is very hot. Uh, Damon Lindelof everybody. When we come back, it's time for hot takes. Don't go anywhere. This is love it or leave it.

And there's more on the way. And we're back! All right. It's time to sit back, relax, and enjoy an ice cold glass of Heinz Ketchup because Love It or Leave It is headed to the Roxian in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday, October 4th. We'll help take the hedge off the last few last four election day with comedian Mateo Lane, playwright R. Eric Thomas, and PA's own congressional candidate Janelle Stelson. We want the Roxian to be stuffed with lowly fans as your sandwiches are stuffed with french fries.

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James Adomian. Hi, Alison. Hi, James. Pleasure. How are you? All right. Now it is time for Hot Takes. Here's how it works. We're going to take will be thrown up

on the screen for each of us. I have genuinely not seen these. These are written for us by the producers of the show. You have 30 seconds to try as hard as you can to defend the take. If you don't like it, you can skip it. But the next one may be worse. We'll each get one skip?

Let's see what we have. Ellen did nothing wrong. Skip, skip. That's the one you... Too far. Project 2025 isn't all bad. Yeah here's why project 2025 isn't all bad. Every once in a while in a cartoon the coyote will end up dressed in a beautiful dress and have have lipstick on, or Elmer Fudd will somehow dress up as a beautiful woman

to try to trick Bugs Bunny into something that isn't good for Bugs Bunny. And in many ways, that's what the Republican Party is. It is nice that Project 2025, there is no, it is the removal of any doubt about what they represent. Like this is who we are, it is down on paper. I like that. It's reminiscent to me of how I really like New York mean

over Midwest nice. Cause I know what I'm getting as opposed to like guessing of like what the fuck it means when you say. Yeah, like who's the lipstick on a pig for? You're still fucking a pig! And it's not persuasive. Let's see what's next. James, from the right angle, JD Vance is kind of hot.

From the right angle, JD Vance is kind of hot. From the right angle, JD Vance is kind of hot. What angle? What? 90 degrees. Face down, lights off. I'm sorry, that was my fault. That's on me. That's on me. That one's on me. I'm sorry I did that. That's on me. I was given a play and I did it.

I'm a football player, you know what? The coach calls the play, I do it. JD Vance would be fine if he wasn't a public figure or like doing anything. If you... Right. Like if he was just some guy that you would run into in the community, like out and about, like, oh, it's this guy at the bar.

That would be fine. If he was just some guy you'd run into and be right, he would be wrong and kind of laugh at his own jokes. Yeah, no, there's something interesting about Vance versus Trump. Like why does the schtick from Trump give Trump the same lines as Vance? They work for Trump. They don't work for Vance. I feel like it's the difference between anger and disdain. Like, Trump always seems angry. JD Vance always seems like he's full of like anger plus disgust. Like, Trump doesn't do that in the same way. Trump is furious, but almost like there's a, his anger, despite everything we know about him, there's a performance of hope inside of his anger.

Like he's, it's his version, he's righteously indignant on the behalf of people. With Vance, it's disgust and anger. It's contempt, it's disdain. It's an unsolvable anger. He really did get picked in the, like, the depths of his emo face. Yes. Well, that's why he has the eyeliner, too. I mean, he's got peeling posters of Ronald Reagan up in his bedroom,

talking on the phone at night. Remember when that story broke that Josh Hawley had a picture of a super, super hot guy holding a baby in his dorm room, and he said the reason he had the poster up in his dorm room is because he was pro-life. Let's see what's next. Uh, Allison, I wish I could give birth to Mudeng. I love her so much. She is my daughter.

No. You people weren't here last week. I think Mudeng is gross. Sorry. All right, I wish I could give birth to Mudang. I love her so much. She's my daughter. Have you seen my slimy, bulbous daughter, Mudang? Isn't she gorgeous? Here she is now. Mudang, my sweet honey. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And I think she's beautiful and not disgustingly wet at all times. Moodang. RIP.

No, Moodang's alive. What? Guys fall for it every time. All right, let's see who's next. It's the silver alert. They went missing again. Are they testing the system? Maybe, I think it's sort of percolating slowly through the room.

Nerds need to calm down already. Nerds, yeah. Nerds, of which I am one. And so I know what I mean. And what I say is that we need to calm down. We need to take it down a notch. We get too upset about the wrong casting decision or our favorite shows ending poorly.

Or great or being divisive. All of these things, we gotta live our lives, man. We gotta get out, we gotta get in the ocean, take hikes, get some sunlight, be with our friends, eat good food, and... Anything nerds can do then? And argue about who the best joker is. Because that's really the only question that matters. And I am curious, who is the best joker?

Who do you think the best joker is? I think the... Can I... This is a bit of a cop out. I will say my two favorite jokers. Okay. Well, can I... I will do...

I'm going to do three favorite jokers. Oh. But I'll say this. What a politician. I'm going to say Heath Ledger to me is the greatest joker. Like I think that's, I don't have a, I don't have a con. I don't have an impression. I don't have like a, a contrarian take. I was going to say that Mark Hamill's cartoon joker is phenomenal.

Awesome. And, uh, the, was it, uh, uh, uh, uh, see, yes. In the Adam West was so funny. He's the funny, he's so, he's just so hammy. I love those, who's your favorite joker? Um, I was gonna go with Heath Ledger. He's a fan favorite, fantastic, won the Oscar. Yeah, no, he was incredible. But we're both wrong, and here's why.

Because we're always wrong. Because if we're right, then we can't fight about it. Well. And that's why we as nerds need to calm down. Here's what I feel. I think that like two things have happened. I'm actually, like I think part of the reason, so being a nerd used to be a hard skill and then it became a soft skill.

Being a nerd used to require knowing how to get information, where to go, who to talk to, the stores, the library. There were steps you had to take, people you need to know. Being a nerd required being a bit of a detective. To have a hobby took a lot of work. It became more of a soft skill. Everyone has access to everything. How do you prove how much you're a nerd when all the information is available to everyone

all the time. When you can go on YouTube and find the deepest of deep cuts, everything has been flattened. And I think the way people demonstrate now how much they are nerds is in part by their passion. And I feel like that creates... And because you have access to the people and creating the things you're passionate about, it's kind of like... It's a reinforcing, it's a vicious circle, right? The only way I can prove how much I'm a nerd is through my emotion, and oh, by the way, I get feedback on those emotions in a way

that wouldn't have happened a generation ago. And I think that together has been a toxic combination. I would also say, in addition to agreeing with everything that you just said, that when I was a nerd in the 80s, which is when it was absolutely terrible, like there was no upside, but now like President Obama is also a nerd.

And so our territory, nerd territory, can be infringed upon by jocks who like science fiction, but nerds can't fucking play sports. So we don't have our own territory anymore and that's why we get so feisty about about right you can claim the mantle as a cool ally I just want to thank you for having this conversation in my I'm my ears are open and I'm learning and I'm listening that's beautiful and I really I just I appreciate what's going on here.

I think the best joker has to be from 1989, Jack Nicholson. Wow. Winged freak terrorizes. Wait till they get a load of me. Pretty good. Jack Nicholson was awesome as a joker. You know, not enough, not enough is said about how the 1989 Batman really is the thing that opened the door to movies only getting

to be about one thing. And that's how it takes. When we come back, we're going to end on a high note. And we're back. Because we all need it, here it is, this week's high note. Hi Lovett and team. My name is Laura and my high note is that on September 27th, my husband Mark celebrated 12 years of sobriety.

I am so proud of him and grateful for how committed he is to his recovery. Without this commitment, we would not have recently celebrated nine years together or have our beautiful two-year-old son, Jamie. Importantly, Mark is of service to others and is involved in leading a recovery group and also sponsors others to help them get into recovery. Mark, you are a wonderful husband and dad, and I love you so much.

I love it. I'm Kendra from Chicago, and my high note is that with so much help from my amazing bandmates in She's Crafty, Chicago's all-female BC Voice tribute, I hosted a hugely successful Postcards to Voters event at a local bar this past week. I hosted two other nights in June and early July where a total of 10 people came and eight of them were my close friends. This week about 50 people showed up on a Tuesday night and wrote a thousand postcards. People are so excited and want to do something. It gave me so much hope

and I realized that even in deep blue Chicago, in a deep blue neighborhood, people aren't sure how to find opportunities to volunteer. So it's up to us unhealthy political weirdos to not only help our communities find those opportunities, but to create them. So love it audience. Let's grab the normies in our lives and LFG. Thank you. Thanks everybody who sent in a high note tonight. If you want to send us a message about something that made you feel hopeful, send us a voice memo. Uh, you know what? You have to do it in the front of the pod subscriber now. That's it. It's for the, oh no, we have to do it. Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't even notice! Holy shit! Huge news!

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