Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains - Ep 3: Split the Diff

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

Lucy must keep her wits about her as she competes on a potentially fatal new game show. Sam is pulling the strings, but can he keep hold of the harp?Even just four or five years ago, people like this wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a podcast. Things are changing.(Disclaimer: do not try this at home.)Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.  Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you are interested in seeing a live show, you really need to go to our respective and respectable websites. To buy tickets to see one of my performances, I might be coming to somewhere near you. I'm doing a bunch of different dates. It's samcampbeltour.com. I have a new tour starting in September, and for information about tickets, you can go to my website.

It's Lucy Beaubon. you can go to my website. It's Lucy Beaumont. I can't remember the website. It's.co.uk. But if you just Google Lucy Beaumont website, it'll come up with it. Okay, thank you. Bye. You've got to know your website. I've got nothing but love for the voice from above. I'm talking God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit.

The word is good. Are you ready to hear it? God always finds you if you're feeling lost. Jesus died for you. He was on a cross. The Holy Spirit is the name of the game. It's Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains. One, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, I've got nothing but love for the boys from above. Hello, Sam. Hello. How are you, Beaumont? Oh, you know.

You know how it is. Oh, big time. It's horrible out there. Oh, it is, isn't it? Do you own a gun? Yeah. Do you? Yeah.

It's not my gun. It was a gun that was here in the house when we moved in. Oh. It's in a gun safe. What do you mean? Well, the woman who we bought a house off, her husband, who died, had a gun. She shot him with a gun?

No-one knows. I don't really know what happened to him. But the gun is still here, out of just sort of his memory, really. Do you know the code to the safe? So you've looked at the gun? Yeah, no, we can't get in it. It's just like in a cupboard, you know, sort of built in in a cupboard. How do you know it's there?

She said when you were touring away. She said, I'll come back for the gun, but she never did. So you don't even know what kind. It could be an Uzi or a bazooka. I think it's a shooting gun, you know, for, I mean, I suppose they all are, but for like shooting animals, sadly. Oh, that stuff's got to stop. I know.

Unless you really enjoy it, cut it out. I'd like to ban horse racing. What about like a bit of a compromise where we have no jockeys? What, and just horses? Yeah, just the horses race. Do horses want to race? I don't think they actually are that competitive. Okay, what about this?

So instead of horse racing, we watch horse collaboration where the horses are allowed to do whatever they want. But they do though, don't they? No, they don't, do they? No, they've been forced to do all this kind of crazy stuff. I find people who, there's like women who ride horse and then have like little signs in the house about horses and like pictures of the horse and there's like,

I'd rather be with my horses. Oh, so now we're talking about horse obsession. But is that their fault? Don't they say they like horses once and then for every gift, the people in their life give them a horse statue or a little horse figurine and a horse plate? I know what you mean. Have you been around horses?

Oh, I've been told never to stand behind one because they'll kick you in the head. Well, I got stuck behind one, you know, for two hours. It's just awful. Although some people would like that if they're in a chariot. It was quite hypnotic watching its sort of like tail swing, but she just didn't notice I was behind the lady on it. She just, it was so rude of her.

She's just in her own world. They always are these horse women, horse people. They are usually women. You don't see that many men on horses, I don't think, like in countryside. Not in this day and age, no. Why is that? Yeah, why don't guys get on horses? I think they prefer, you know, motocross, BMX and just walking.

I do have an idea for darts. All right. So do you know how everyone takes a turn? It's like you, then the other person. Yeah. I think you should, both people should be going at the same time and you should be allowed to be able to try and stop the other person. Yeah. I think you should, both people should be going at the same time and you should be allowed to be able to try and stop the other person. So it would become like, you know, and then at the end,

if it comes down to it, taking a turn at throwing it, that's like a penalty shootout. Stabbing each other. Yeah, yeah. You just go, and go, and you just go and you're both throwing them and blocking them and you're allowed to throw them at each other and you try and see who can get the most on that sort of shape. So like sword fencing that you could do at Weatherspoons.

Bingo. Have you ever played bingo? Oh, no. Have you ever been to a bingo, like a Northern bingo hall? I haven't yet, no. I'd like to go. Is it a big thing in Australia, bingo? I think people say bingo, but just when someone said something they agree with, they go, bingo.

But they don't follow through. I don't know if they actually have the guts to go down to a hall. But I know there's all those crazy little poems that people say, like, watch out, it's number eight. I like that kind of stuff. Let's go, as a special for this podcast, let's go to a Mecca bingo. Oh, that would be so good. It's not what you think. It's taken so seriously.

Do you get to choose your own numbers or do they just hand you a card? No, you don't. They choose. And they say them really fast and you've got to sort of like dab. You get a dabber and you've got to dab a card. Oh, you're dabbing it. I thought you'd use a highlighter. No, it's a dabber. But it's so quick and card. Oh, you're dabbing it? I thought you'd use a highlighter. No, it's a dabber.

But it's so quick and people get annoyed with you if you haven't heard the number. Oh, really? Yeah, because it's like lightning reaction. They've got the game turned up on their hearing aids. Hey, I've got a game show for today. Oh, amazing. What is it?

So you just need to grab five things from your home. Right. Maybe we can take a quick break while you grab them and then we'll be ready to play so do i need to think about what i'm grabbing i reckon just go crazy don't think about it too much five things from around the home and they can be things that mean a lot to you or things that you that don't mean as much to you all right i'm going now oh wow she's back All right, all right, I'm going now. Oh, wow, she's back.

I'm back. Welcome to this game show. It's called Split the Diff. Have you ever heard of that? Split, like people say, oh, Split the Diff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, we've got a special contestant called Lucy Beaumont. Welcome to Split the Diff. Thank you. Thanks for having me. It's lovely to be here. Oh, we've got a special contestant called Lucy Beaumont. Welcome to Split the Diff.

Thank you. Thanks for having me. It's lovely to be here. Oh, no worries. What do you think of the water feature? It's lovely. It doesn't give off a lot of spray like some of them. Well, it's a chocolate fountain, so it would be... Did you know I used to work with a chocolate fountain company?

Really? Yeah. I thought that's why you got it. Oh, absolutely. We've done a lot of research into your origins. What were you doing at the chocolate fountain company really yeah i thought that's why you got it oh absolutely we've done a lot of research into your origins what were you doing at the chocolate fountain place um you have to man them so you have to have one on each side because otherwise people get drunk and push the head in it you just have to make sure sometimes people put sort of penises in them and all sorts when they get drunk it It really kicks off.

You can't leave a chocolate fountain at a party. It's a myth. If you think you can, then you're deluded because you can't. If you think you can leave a chocolate fountain unattended, get an MRI now. Okay, and welcome to Split the Diff. You've got five things. Is this true?

Have I corrected? I've got five things. Five. Five? Have I corrected? I've got five things. Five. I hate the way I say five. One, two, three, four, five. Yes, I've got five things. Okay, so on this game show you win, what, a million pounds. Oh, my God.

For each item if you're prepared to split it in half. Split the million? No, you split the thing, the object. Oh, wow. Okay it in half. Split the million? No, you split the thing, the object. Oh, wow. Okay. So this is split the diff. All the things you've created, or you haven't created them, but you've gathered them, they are the diffs.

And if you're willing to split them, you win a million pounds. Oh, my God. This is the most amazing game show I've ever been on. What do you think of this concept? I love it. Yes. Lucy Beaumont, come on, walk down these long stairs. I'm here.

Welcome to the selection area. May you please present us with your very first item? Here it is. It's a manic doll on a swing. A manic doll? It's manic, yeah. Because she's manic, yeah. Because she's got huge eyes.

Huge eyes, bald patch, how it used to be. A manic dress, one of her feet's hanging off. It's from a place called Blackpool. Oh, Blackpool, I've heard of there, near the sea. Again, somewhere you have to go, Sam. I really want to go to Blackpool. Listeners would want you to go to blackpool we'll think well nice stuff happened to me there no nothing nice will happen but it will make you the person you don't need to become so i will you be prepared to split this doll in half yeah for a million quid of course i would maybe it shouldn't For a million quid? Of course I would. Maybe it shouldn't be a million quid, actually.

Oh, here we go. Here we go. This reminds me of childhood. Maybe we won't go away this weekend. Well, I'm still workshopping the game show as we go. But it's pretty good, isn't it, that you get five things and then for each one that you're willing to rip in half. So the person doesn't know that that's going to be the game show.

Yeah, but most people do anything for money. Most people have got no morals. They just split anything. What should we make the money then? Maybe it needs to be quite low and then you'll really see if someone's got integrity or not. Oh, yeah. Ten quid.

Yeah. Twelve. Twelve big ones. Twelve big ones, yeah. Are you ready to split the diff? For £12? Yeah. You see, that is tricky now because my daughter does like this.

Well, who do you love more, your daughter or £12? But, like, when do I get the... You know, like, with Uber drivers, they don't get the money straight away, do they? So it means less to them. No. So, like, with the £12, like, when will I actually get, when will it be in my bank account?

That's the thing with this game show, it's cash. So maybe the money could be dangling above your head. Cash or crash. I'm going to break this now in front of you. Is that what you want? Oh, my God. Can I just check? You really do want me to break it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I that what you want? Oh, my God. Can I just check? You really do want me to break it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you the money. Even though only you can see? I think the listeners, if we could really hear the crack. Oh! Shit. Oh! Oh, God.

But this doll is possessed. What if it comes back in the night and it's formed again? Oh, I nearly took my eye out. All right, I'm going to take her head off now. Oh, my God. We are witnessing some gruesome scenes. Oh, but this is... It did play a tune.

Oh, look, there's mechanical wires inside. Split. She's going to be so upset with me I've done this at all parents suddenly that's your value doesn't mean anything compared to oh god I hate myself I've done it it's over well Lucy moment you're on 12 pounds it's time to move on to your next item. You're watching Split the Diff, the game show where things get broken. What is that?

A photograph of my granddad. He was in his 50s then. It was a really nice summer's evening. He's now 86 years old. 86. I haven't seen him for quite a while. Can I say that he's only really in one half of the photo? Like he's kind of in the corner.

So if you rip that in half, you'll still be able to see him. Symbolically, though. Okay, so last round was for 12. And as you know on Split the Diff, it goes up by double with each round. And you also get to scuba dive in the chocolate fountain if you split every single one. Okay, so for £24, will you split the diff? No, you can't. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, shit. Oh, no, I took his shoulder off. You're a psycho. Oh, God. Oh, no, I took his shoulder off. You're a psycho. I did that too quick. Oh, God. Oh, Grandad, I love you. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. Do you know what's really weird? What's that? He's just had a shoulder operation as well. Really? Yeah. Oh, no, I shouldn't have done that.

Oh, no, I shouldn't have done that. Did I ever tell you about when I did a tour of the Barbican in London? No. You can do a tour of, there's this weird building. It's like council flats, but they're really fancy in London, the Barbican. You know that crazy building? It's made of distressed concrete. And my friend who I went with, she had gone to see a fortune teller that day. So she'd seen this fortune teller, the fortune teller was like, oh, be careful. There's

people in your life, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. And then at the end, the fortune teller said, I need to give you this. And it was a small golden turtle. And she's like, well, what's this? The fortune teller was like, trust me, you'll need this. Then we went on a tour of the Barbican and we got shown around the distressed concrete or like this amazing conservatory. And at the end, I looked at the guy who ran the tour and no joke, I'm serious, on his name tag, his name was Oliver Turtle. But not Small Golden Turtle. He wasn't Small Golden, but his last name was Turtle. What not small golden turtle. He wasn't small or golden, but his last name was Turtle.

What happened next? Well, I said she should marry him, but she was like, oh, I don't really like him. Is this to try and put me off that I've just tore a picture of my granddad? You're up to 36 pounds, which is pretty good. That's good, isn't it? There'd have been a time when I would have just longed for £36. Well, £30, that's for phone credit for the month,

and then the £6 is gravy on top. Will you really give me this money? Yeah. It's a good game show, don't you think? Oh, this is, so what are we up to now? This is for 48 pounds. 48. What is it going up in?

It's going up in double, double each time. Oh, double, sorry, yeah. So 12, 24, 48. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then so you're already on 36 pounds. Right. So it's all to play for.

Lucy Beaumont, what is your third item? It's a plastic bottle of white vinegar. How many litres? Five litres. Five litres. Are you prepared to drink two and a half litres of

vinegar? Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah, because what day is it? It's Monday. Monday. It do that. Yeah, because what day is it? It's Monday. Monday. It's fine. No, I know people who work in A&E, and they say, if you're going to do something spontaneous,

do it between Monday and Wednesday, because it's quiet. It's like, what time is it? It's 2.42. If I need my stomach pumped, I'll be in and out there for about three hours. It's quiet time to do it. I mean, I wouldn't be doing this if it was like half five, six. No, you'd be foolish.

But now you're just going to get a few like broken arms. Sorry, I just ran my head on it with the white vinegar. So are you prepared to split the dip? You can't. Can you die from drinking vinegar? Yeah, this amount of white vinegar, of course you can. I'm just going to Google this really quickly. This is one of the only game shows where the host Googles stuff.

I'm five foot one and a half, and this is five litres. This is spirit vinegar. This isn't just that, you know, any normal vinegar. I've Googled how much vinegar can a little woman drink, and it says it's okay if it's apple cider vinegar. Ask if you can drink white vinegar, vinegar blanc. How much? It's by Golden Swan.

White vinegar, human drinking. Was it Monday? 245. White vinegar is not for human drinking. It's okay to sprinkle a little on a salad. Is that what it says? Yeah. Well, if you've got a really big salad, we should be okay.

I don't have any salad leaves in. Okay. So we should move on. You can't drink the vinegar, surely? There's no vinegar in it. Oh, it's empty. Yeah. We've got to move on to item four.

So apples, put that in the special, put that in the fountain. It's time for item number four. Item number four. Got it. What is it? Oh, no. It's some, what are they? The googly eyes.

Yeah, but they're part of, they're like glasses, so instead of having the middle bit of the glasses, they're funny googly eyes. Yeah. Oh, wow. Glasses with googly eyes inside them. Where did you get those? A joke shop.

Do you have joke shops in Australia? No, not really. We've got a lot of, like, fishing and boating shops. Really? But you don't have joke shops? I don't think we have a tradition of that. Wow. In Hull, there is a...

I think they're all around the country maybe they're dying out now because of the internet but it'll just be a shot and it'll just be absolutely full of like tricks and jokes and like dressing up stuff you know like um fake chewing gum i like fit like teds and like electric you, that you put in your hand so you give someone electric shock. Oh, yeah. All these pranks. But like the whole shop is just full of pranks. And who's the owner of the shop?

Just some really funny psycho? An unconvicted paedophile. Who else would run something like that? A rock spider. That's what they call them in prison in Australia. Jerk shops. No, pedophiles are called rock spiders. Why?

Because they're like so, I guess so creepy and they hide and they do all kinds of horrible things. But I'll tell you what Australia does have that England is lacking. I think better juice places, smoothies, like you can't get a real, I don't know, better juice and smoothie places and much better stationery stores. Ah, that's interesting. Like no offence, but Ryman's is a fucking disgrace.

You're right. The only thing we're really missing is a place to get a good rubber chicken. Well, this is, we, at some point we decided we would have less fresh fruit and vegetables and more fake teds that you could freak people out with. Do you feel, oh, I don't want to get in trouble, but in England do you think they put like too much focus on crisps? You know the crisp aisle is so vibrant and colourful and then sometimes you look at the fruit and vegetable and you go, oh, I don't know.

And then sometimes you look at the fruit and vegetable and you go, oh, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. But we've been brought up from a young age to prefer the taste of fried potato. I remember just being in a corner of a pub in a pram with a giant, like, sausage roll, like, bigger than me. And they gave me one that big so I wouldn't talk to them. So it would take me so long to eat it that they could sit and get drunk. It's like bland, bland white fried food.

And it was bigger than you? Yeah, it's called a giant sausage roll. Jumbo sausage roll, sorry. It's called jumbo. So you could have hollowed it out and gone inside it like a sleeping bag. Oh, yeah, yeah. I could have done. But then because I didn't have enough sort of fruit and veg,

I lacked that sort of level of imagination. Have you had a lot of fruit? My dad is a horticulturist, so I've sampled some amazing fruit. Wow. His specialty was his mangoes. He used to be called the Mango Man. The Mango Man, like Del Monte. Oh, no, that was pineapple.

Do you know who the man from Del Monte is? No. I know the full Monte. They probably went the same way in the end. In the 80s, you sort of just saw fruit on TV. And in tins. Oh, so you'd sort of just hear about it. Yeah, you sort of just saw fruit on TV. And in tins. Oh, so you'd sort of just hear about it. Yeah, you'd see it.

Like the man from Del Monte, he sold pineapples. Fruit was a bit of a slow burn. They had to market it quite well. And the way they did it was this man in like a, I think he was in like a linen suit with a briefcase. He like got off a boat and he was like tanned. And then he was like, hey, try pineapple. And then he bought it in a tin.

Ooh, the man from Del Monte. He likes pineapple. I'm talking to you with these googly eyes still on. Shall I take them off or are they? You look a bit like a minion. Oh, thanks. I once went to see Despicable Me 2. Do you know that? Have you seen that movie? I have aren't. Shall I take them off or are they? You look a bit like a minion. Oh, thanks. I once went to see Despicable Me 2. Do you know that?

Have you seen that movie? I have, yeah. And there was a guy in front of me and he was on his phone and he was Googling how far into Despicable Me 2 is it before the minions come on. They do make the film, though. They should be on straight away. The minions don't make the film. Do you not think? Oh, I mean, oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no. They should be on straight away. The Minions don't make the film.

Do you not think? Oh, I mean, oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no, I know what you mean. They are, like, the reason you go and see it. No, I mean, the Minions made the film. They don't, they don't, they don't, yeah. They're not, like, auteurs. No, they're not filmmakers.

They haven't been to film school. No. The other thing is, to break the things, maybe we could have a really strong guy who, like, breaks them. Yeah. Or maybe they get to pick which guy they want to break them. That's a good idea. So we've got five studs and they just choose one.

Just snap it in half. Okay, it's time for your final. Or do you want to break the googly glasses? That's for 48 pounds. Oh, God. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no.

48 pounds oh god okay oh no oh it's a shame because they have come in useful views from a few times for fancy dress stuff oh they start don't break they bend well it's not bender dear product i can't break them. Oh, there we go. Fuck. That's satisfying. There you go. Are you happy with yourself, Sam? I didn't know you'd actually be doing all the property damage. Look at all this.

It's just carnage everywhere. Oh, that poor picture of my granddad for a minute. I forgot about that. Oh, that poor picture of my granddad for a minute. I forgot about that. Well, I guess something that's exciting is you're on 84 pounds. Wow. Oh, that's cheered me up.

That's pretty nice. Yeah. 84 pounds. Gosh, you can get all sorts for that. What would you do with the money? I'd go to the Premier Inn twice. You know, I've got a Premier Inn mattress. Sorry to interrupt.

No. How did you get that? I was in the market for a mattress and I went online and I saw that Premier Inn sell their mattresses. Whoa. Well, you know what you're getting as well. You're getting a good night's sleep, guaranteed. Yeah, that little nice little moon is whispering to me. If you don't sleep well on it can you ring

them up and tell them that's so funny i'm not sleeping very well what what room are you in oh no no i'm at my home address can you tell when someone's died in a room i can really i've never used the kettle because i know what these people do i don't believe that how do you know if someone has perished just Just get feeling. I sometimes ask for my money back if I think that someone died in their room. It's time for the final item. You're watching or listening. This is my new game show, Split the Deaf. Tune in next week.

We've got Gareth Southgate. Okay, it's time for your final item. Lucy Beaumont. This is a little pot figurine of a Bible, and it's opened on a Lord's Prayer. Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. That Lord's Prayer. And there's a picture of a yellow rose. And this is the only thing I have to remember my Nana by. This is from her house.

This was on her dressing table, well, most of my life. I didn't get anything else. I didn't, I don't mind, but I didn't get any jewellery or furniture or knickknacks, just this. So this obviously is really important to me and was really important to her. What is it? So it's a little picture of the Bible?

Yeah, I don't know. It's like an ornament of a Bible, but it's opened in the middle and it's got the Lord's Prayer. What were you talking about? Oh, yeah, okay. So you are playing for, hold on a second, what is it now? Oh, this is for 96 pounds. Is that going up in 12?

Yeah, so it started with 12. So 96, this is the final round, but you've already won 84. Right. You're standing to win 180 pounds, which is pretty decent. Oh, yeah, you'd be happy with that, wouldn't you? Who wouldn't? Even Michelle Moan would say that's fine. Who's Michelle Moan?

Lady Michelle Moan. She's in the Lord's. She's in the Lord's Prayer. I sat next to Vanessa Feltz. I know. I haven't asked you about this. How did it feel? Isn't that crazy?

I mean, I didn't know who who she was but i could tell she was famous well she was there with her this is that we're going to watch the pantomime and julian clary killed it but we she was there with her grandchildren so many people offered her grandchildren cushions like they were running from the other side of the room to like quick have a cushion sit on this do this like they're the way they like people want to just be in her orbit and people are looking daggers at me because I was given the opportunity to sit next to her. And during amazing moments in the pantomime,

her and I would exchange glances. I'm serious. So when the big puppet of a crocodile came out, yeah, we looked at each other. Did you? That's amazing. She got like a glow about her, like Marilyn Monroe. Yes, she was like Marilyn Monroe,

but with a much less troubled personal life. She seemed at peace. Okay, so it is time for the final. You stand to win 96 big ones. Are you prepared to split the diff with this beautiful heirloom i how would you feel like tomorrow when you wake up knowing that you have coerced me into smashing this for 96 pounds that i'm not gonna get for a podcast that might not even be released. My only heirloom. How would you feel?

Oh, I've got a lot on tomorrow morning, so I've got to be straight up. I've got a brunch, bottomless. And you don't have to smash it. I was actually shocked that you smashed the daughter's doll. That was shocking to me. Oh, it's doll. That was shocking to me. Oh, it's terrible. She's going to be so upset and confused. I think there's just going to be so many questions.

Well, is she subscribed? No, it's a fucker. She hasn't bought any digital devices to log on or anything. Do you keep her away from the iPad and all this kind of stuff? She watches YouTube on the TV and plays Minecraft. Yes, she's not allowed. She doesn't have her own iPad. You can't.

I mean, I shouldn't be allowed to have an iPad. No, I shouldn't. Do you think there should be an island where we go to use technology just one day of the week? I did a terrible thing on Facebook where they'd put an advert out for the you know the tour i did my management company took this advert out and this guy had put this really like sexist comment underneath so i went on his profile page and saw that all his pictures were just him in like boats with big fishes so I put back to him

you're going to die alone and then felt bad about it all that day went back online to delete it and he was online and he put don't you remember me so I put who are you and he said I'm your mum's cousin and I'd replied to the wrong person my mum mum's cousin had just put, give my love to your mum. I can't wait to see you on tour. And I put, you're going to die alone. And he is single, is a diabetic who lives on his own. Totally replied to the wrong person. And I honestly, I was like, someone needs to ban me from the internet.

And no one was there. That's the problem. You need sort of a team of people to sort of stop this kind of thing from happening. Have you spoken to him since? You should get him, I guess, a meal or something. I think it's just best to ignore it, pretend it didn't happen. I had, because my phone is in black and white so that I don't look

at it as much. Ah. Yeah, it's a good tech. I would recommend it, sort of. That's interesting. But then I met someone sort of online and went on, I guess you would call it a date, and she had blue hair. Oh, you didn't know?

No, I didn't know. Oh, amazing. I remember when Facebook first began, and phones weren't that good quality. At first, everyone would just put pictures of their dinner, like their plate, and it would be badly lit in the everyone would just put pictures of their dinner, like their plate, like it'd be badly lit in the living room. Do you even remember that?

You just put your tea. Oh yeah, dinner was huge. And then this like friend of a friend had posted this picture and I was like, I can't see what it is. Is it like beef and onions? And she was like, no, this is my scan. This is my baby.

Is it time to wrap up? You're not going to smash the small Bible? I'm not. I can't do it to the memory of my nana. Nope. Well, our father who art in heaven, have a thousand blessings for whoever has to edit this podcast oh i've got nothing but love for the boys from above

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