Magic: The Gathering Drive to Work Podcast - #565: Replies with Rachel 4
Episode Date: August 24, 2018My eldest daughter, Rachel, is off to college, but before she left, I was able to get in one more podcast with her. We chose to continue with our mailbag series "Replies with Rachel," where s...he and I answer questions from all of you.
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I'm pulling away from the curb. We all know what that means. It's time to drive to work.
And it was my kids' last day, Adam and Sarah's last day of school.
So we came to see them out. But now, we are headed to work because Rachel and I are about to go to VidCon.
So Rachel, say hi.
Hi.
Anyway, what I realized was, we're about to go to my work so one of my coworkers can drive us to the airport.
But it just dawned on me this morning that this was the last time that I think Rachel and I are going to drive to work together.
So we decided to do one last podcast.
So one last, we're going to do a replies with Rachel.
And that is a mailbag column where you guys write in and then Rachel and I answer your questions.
and that is a mailbag column where you guys write in,
and then Rachel and I answer your questions.
So as a final, before Rachel goes off to college,
as a final time, we thought we'd do a last replies to Rachel.
So the way it works is I post it on my Twitter, ask for questions.
We got a bunch of questions, which are printed up in front of Rachel.
She gets to pick whatever question she wants.
She'll read it aloud, and then she and or I will answer,
depending on what the question is, and we'll do that until I get to work. That's the order of the
day. Okay, so Rachel, why don't you start with the first question? Okay, so if I pronounce
any of these names wrong, so SpursDiceRolling at S-G-J-M-C-Gowan said, how do you think
being a game designer has affected your dad's parenting?
I can't do anything different.
Well, how does it... We don't take as many trips.
Like you told us, you took a lot of trips and stuff.
But then obviously you had family and then you
took less trips. Right, I traveled less.
I traveled less. I used to travel a lot.
How many trips do you do now?
I tend to do two a year now.
When Adam and Sarah were born, the deal I struck with your mom
was that I would only
travel twice a year. There's a few exceptions, but usually
I only travel twice a year.
And what are those two things normally?
Well, usually one of them is
San Diego Comic Con, because I do love San Diego
Comic Con. And the other,
like this year I went to Grand Prix Las Vegas.
Last year I went to HazCon.
The year before that, I don't remember where I went.
I mean, usually I pick some event.
The people at Wizards know that I don't do a lot of traveling,
so they kind of know they have an event to talk to me about,
and so there's some jockeying to figure out what the event should be.
I don't think that's the only thing, but typically it's pretty late.
If you're ever gone for something, it's typically just like a normal day,
except Mom doesn't want to cook, so she'll just take us out to different restaurants that's the only thing that
changes that's true well you also get to buy lunch at school that's that's right oh yeah we could buy
normally i make lunches for the kids and so when i'm out of town they just look laura says buy lunch
at school and then dinner well i'll take you over dinner so the funny thing is she makes dinner when
i'm home so i'm not sure why my absence makes her not make dinner. I would say food stuff, but there's
only four of us.
And then anything else that's sort of affected?
Mostly it's the traveling, I think.
I mean, here's the thing that I think affects me,
maybe you just don't think about it, is our parties.
Oh, yeah. Well, you're
very exuberant. That's just you generally.
No, no, but what I mean is
one of the things we do at parties is we design
games for the parties. I guess, but it's not like
it's like charades picture. I mean, like, what's
the most complicated game you had to design for a
party? Well, I do the
game show on the cookie party.
I know that. And I mean, that's a
serious, I mean, some of them are things like charades,
but some of them are also brand new,
made up, so.
But anyway, I don't know how much. I guess that helps, yeah.
I mean, I'm not really sure what being a game designer
how it impacts you guys.
There's not too much.
Yeah, not too much. I mean, I make games for parties.
I use my gaming skills for parties.
There's a related question down here
by a different person named Dominic
Jablonski at DirtDom90
who said,
did your dad use a lot of Magic the Gathering
slang when you were growing up?
Slang?
Like, I know, like,
you're confusing, like,
our lingo.
Well, I mean, there is slang.
I don't use it with you guys.
I know, because
mom's going to do that thing
where, like,
no one doesn't need to do
what you're saying.
Yeah, if you've ever heard me
with other Magic players
just chatting,
you might go,
what are they talking about?
But I don't use that language at all.
You're confusing with our slang.
Like, when Sarah and I
talk sometimes, like, what's, what's the slang even most kids use?
Well, you guys use teenager slang that I don't know.
Like, what have we taught you?
What have we taught you?
Well, the one that bloggers thought was so funny was we were on a family trip, and somehow
we got onto the topic of slang that the kids use, and I ended up making a comic.
Remember this?
I think you showed me.
I made a comic where I said,
what is it, like,
I'm in fleek with the dink memes or something like that.
Oh, that was a funny one.
And you're like, thanks, blogger dog.
I'm in fleek with the dink memes.
Yeah, I asked blogger dog to give me teen slang
so I could use teen slang with you.
That was funny.
Anyway. Fleek is worse than dink. Memes is more like I could use teen slang with you. That was funny. Anyway.
Plague is worse.
Dank memes is more like internet-y, but that's fine.
Okay, all right.
Baracius.
It's like B-A-R-R-A-C-I-U-S.
Okay.
I don't know.
It says, what was both of your most memorable moments from rosewater game night and rachel
do you plan to continue the tradition when you're off to college most traditional game oh i remember
i forget where this was we have like a five minute video oh that's what i was gonna say
we have like a five minute video of you and sarah i forget when we were doing this okay
first of all before we get to that let's say to that for those that don't know
Rosewater game night
is on Friday nights
we play games
and we also have
movie nights
and Saturday's movie night
at the Rosewater movie night
we have fun at the Rosewater
so we play different games
we play more party games
and stuff
less core games
a little more
party-ish games
it's fun on the holidays
then we get new games
yeah we get new games
on the holidays
okay so
one day
we were doing something.
I think Sarah came up with this.
It was a game where you put a cookie on your forehead,
and then you have to be the first person to get it from your forehead to your mouth.
But the trick was that you guys were lying down on the ground,
because usually people are, like, standing up so they can, like, tilt it,
but you guys were lying, like, on the ground.
Right, so Sarah challenged me.
This was during a family game night.
Sarah challenged me, so I said, okay,
and then Laura decides to film it
I don't know why
she decided to film it
but anyway
it took me so long
to get that cookie in my mouth
it's five minutes
and you think it's only funny
for the first minute
and then it just keeps
getting funnier
and you don't know
that's the magic of this video
the magic of this video
is that it's so long
and you don't expect it
to be funny for that long
but then it's really funny
because you keep laughing and then your face turns red and then you get nowhere you just laugh and laugh
and the cookie gets nowhere if i said to you watch me for five minutes try to get a cookie
from my forehead to my mouth you wouldn't think that would be funny for five minutes
well you just keep laughing but then your face gets red and then you do nothing like sarah got
it in like 30 seconds to a minute and you're just sitting there laughing like you are right now where your
face just squinches up and like you don't move and you're in like paralyzed shock we've watched
that video so many times other than that i remember the one time we were drawing like uh we did like
a like a drawing game and we said to draw a hamburger and you just draw a baguette and we
just like roasted you for that because we're like that's a baguette you're like to draw a hamburger, and you just draw a baguette. And we just, like, roasted you for that. Because we were like, that's a baguette.
And you're like, that's a hamburger.
We're like, no, Dad, it's a baguette.
It was a hamburger.
It was not a hamburger.
It was a patty.
It was a very long, wide, stretched hamburger.
It was a bibs and bibs hamburger.
It was a patty.
It was a baguette.
If you take a hamburger and draw it, like, the same size as a baguette, they're not that far apart.
I think it's almost, I don't think it's going to be more memorable than the game.
I mean, one of the things that's a lot of fun is that we
will try a lot of different games and get new games.
I mean, we replay games that we enjoy.
And the other thing
that's interesting is the way it works is
we play two games every
Rosewater Family Game Night. One of which
is picked by one of the kids and one of which is picked by
one of the parents, which is usually me.
And so then we rotate through the kids and different kids like different games.
And so my favorite types of games are like party games are the ones I broke with my friends.
I like playing Red Flags.
It's a game called What Do You Mean, which is funny.
There's Super Fight.
There's the classic Cards Against Humanity.
There's Joking Hazard made by the guys who made the Sinai and Happiness comics.
That's a funny one.
And I asked if I planned to continue the tradition when I'm off in college.
I am going to a much artsier school, so they have more of an inkling to hopefully participate in game nights.
But you're going to take games with you, right?
I'll take games with me, yeah.
I mean, hopefully, yeah.
You'll find people who play games.
Because the way that I'm going to be living in my dorm is I'm going to be living with a bunch of other people,
more than one person.
I have my own separate bedroom,
but we're all sharing a common living space.
So perhaps there will probably be a good chance
for people to play games with.
Yeah, okay, okay.
That would be a strong evening.
Nice question.
Mark Chatra at 09M Chatra.
I don't know how to pronounce his name.
I feel like a very bad teacher.
It says,
what's your favorite story
of your dad's pseudo-fame?
Pseudo-fame?
What's that mean?
I would like to say
it's actual fame.
Like, actual fame?
I mean,
I'm only famous
in a small group, yeah.
Yeah, so you're only famous
when people actually know,
like, when you go to, like,
a game store
or when you go to, like,
a specific, like,
magic convention,
then you're noticed.
If you're anywhere else,
I think people really like seeing you.
Okay, so what's your favorite story of my...
I don't, I remember this one time I went to, like,
we went to this game place that was called, like,
the Castle Game Stuff or whatever,
and some dude was
just, like, freaking out over you, and I was, like,
I was, like, kind of young,
and I remember some dude was
freaking out, but he was, like, oh my god,
so I was like, oh my god, and I'm just, like, running around, like, the game store, and I was just... That's the only one I remember, because I freaking out, but you were like, oh my god, it's so gross, and when they go to the back of the room, they're like, oh my god,
and they're just running around the game store,
and I was just, that's the only one I remember,
because I don't think there was anything crazy in there,
there was some dude just freaking out at the game shop,
and I was like, shoulder shrugged.
What I find is, so normally what happens is,
I would say about 99% of me being recognized
is when I'm in the vicinity of where someone might be playing the game.
I'm at a game store.
I'm at a game convention.
But there's that 1% where I'm just in random places out in the public.
Were you there at the movie theater when the guy who got us the popcorn recognized me?
How old was I?
I don't remember how old.
It was a while ago.
Maybe?
Maybe not.
I don't know.
I remember Sarah.
Sarah seems to be the one that's most tickled when people recognize me.
Like she's most embarrassed?
No, no, no.
So here's the other thing, by the way.
When we go somewhere, my kids like to out me.
Like, hey, do you know who this is?
You don't need to tell people.
I don't do that.
That's Adam's thing.
Adam likes doing that.
Adam likes doing that.
I don't do that.
Okay, be fair. Okay, that's more of an Adam thing. Yeah. Okay, okay, next.
Okay, B underscore links at the beauty links says, good luck with college. It's not as hard as it seems. Smiley face. What would you, Rachel, change in magic and why? Basically,
it's a question about what you like and dislike in magic. Smiley face. I mean, I don't know
how much of a bad joke. You tried teaching it to me and I was like, eee,
maybe?
I did teach you,
but you never really took it.
yeah,
I grew out of it.
What would I change
in magic in a way?
I don't know.
I mean,
I don't know what kind
of characters you guys
have made.
What would make magic
more likely to draw you in?
Hmm.
I mean,
you guys do weird
different worlds
because you guys are like
pirates and dinosaurs
and I'm like,
okay,
that's fun.
I mean,
that seems,
that seems cool.
I think, you guys have apps, right? You guys have, that seems cool. I think you guys have apps, right?
You guys have, like,
you guys have, like, apps you guys are making, right?
Uh, we could have more apps than we have.
Yeah, like, for example, like, Pokemon Go.
Like, I don't get Pokemon at all.
And the Pokemon Go came out, and I was like,
nah, I'm not doing this,
because I don't understand Pokemon.
And then I watched this YouTube video,
which the YouTubers, like, they were playing it,
and, like, you know,
they're not very good at games either, so they were playing it, and I'm like, oh, this is easy, and then I tried this YouTube video, which the YouTubers are like, they were playing it, and like, you know, they're not very good at games either,
so they were playing it,
and I'm like, oh, this is easy,
and then I tried playing it myself,
and it's much, much simpler than the normal thing,
because you just walk around to locations,
you tap on them,
and you get the little balls,
and then you just catch little creatures.
I like naming my creatures after human names.
Okay.
I'll just name them like Eric,
or like Paul or something.
Although, the only exception I have is,
you know the little, I don't know how much you
know about Pokemon, but you know, the little eggs that are like cracked and stuff.
Yeah.
I call them the Brady brunch.
The Brady brunch.
Okay.
Not bunch.
Brunch.
Because they are eggs.
Because they're eggs.
Okay.
So I think, I think if you guys made an app to make things like slightly easier, then
if you made things more like interactive.
Ooh.
So you want an alternate, like you want to. Sorry, make things more like interactive. Ooh. So you, you want an alternate,
like you want to,
sorry,
I'm coughing a lot.
But wait,
do you guys do like,
do people ever like LARP your situations?
Uh,
we don't have a lot of LARPing,
but.
You should.
More live action things.
More live action.
We do a cosplaying.
More interactive stuff.
And you guys,
you guys,
okay,
we have Hasbro.
We don't have a magic like convention like in itself.
You have like a section in like Hasbro. I don't have a magic, like, convention, like, in itself. You have, like, a section in, like, Hasbro.
I would love to do a magic convention. You should.
I think you have enough people.
Like, I think you guys have enough audience to meet with.
I don't know. I would do a magic. I think it'd be cool to have a magic
con. That'd be fun. Do you know what
cosplaying is? I know what cosplaying is, yeah.
Okay, so we have a lot of cosplayers. I know a lot.
Yeah, you show me pictures constantly.
We give out pictures. You're like, there's this cosplayer.
I don't know what cosplaying is. I was just at, um, I was just at, uh, GP Vegas.
Yeah, whoever was that robot dude?
Yeah, Karn.
The guy that was Karn.
That was the dopest thing.
That is an amazing costume.
The iron giant.
It's like 12 feet tall.
It's amazing.
Man, so that's why, like, this is, I'm saying we're going to VidCon now.
And, like, I was going to do a bit of cosplaying.
But the people were, like, actually good at it.
So I'm like, nah, I'll sit back and I'll watch.
Because I don't have the time or the money.
Okay, what's your next question?
Um...
But, okay,
from Daniel Hoffman at
DJ Hoffma,
it says, do any of your friends play magic,
and if so, how do they get into the game, and do they
know who your dad is?
Is that for you? Some of my
friends play magic. Sorry, I'm cut. Some of my friends play magic. Sorry, I'm kidding.
Some of your friends are magic.
Yeah, well, a lot of my friends are nerds, so they kind of do.
Yeah, there are some people who did connect my last name.
They're like, oh, yeah, since it was water, so your dad's Mark Rosewater.
Because it's a very unique standing last name.
Yeah.
So on the occasion that if they are a magic nerd, and they happen to know my last name...
Magic player.
Magic player.
It's very intricate.
Like, it's a very intricate game.
But if someone knows magic and they happen to know, like, my last name and stuff, then sometimes they'll ask.
I've had that asked, like, you know, a couple times.
But you're always, like, helping out to do something.
Like, you went to my fifth grade classroom and you gave a presentation.
You went to the career fairs and gave presentations.
my fifth grade classroom and you did give a presentation you went to the career fairs and your presentations you gave you know supplies and little like extra things to friends and clubs and
you know like things like that so you like helping out where you can so that's always really nice
okay next question okay from evan george at rag and it's like r-a-g-n lL-B-R-U-S-21.
I don't know if that's it.
Okay, so to Rachel, how do you define a game?
How do I define a game?
I don't know.
Just, I'm going to like, I'll be six minutes.
I feel like a game is something with like, it's competition.
Whether it is you versus a player, many people versus many people, you versus yourself.
It's someone against someone.
Okay.
Like a conflict.
Okay.
And you're trying to compete.
I mean, there's various different ways you can do it, like board games and card games and apps.
I mean, it's a competition of some sort.
I would like to think of smarts.
Sometimes it's of luck.
Most of the time it's of smarts.
Okay.
So you're going against somebody else, although it could be yourself.
And there's skill, but sometimes there's luck.
I don't think...
What game am I playing?
I'm going to ask something, and you tell me whether it's a game or not.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like the whole thing is a hotbed of games to me.
Okay, is chess a game?
Yeah.
Is Candyland a game?
Yes, very pacemaking.
You are playing against other people, but that one's
more luck, because that one you're drawing
cards. There's not as much, there's not
skill. I was going to say it's one of the games that's more based on luck.
Like, if you're playing against someone else,
if it's all luck, then, like, Debatable
would not super like Candyland. It's not a game.
Because there's no skill in Candyland. Yeah, that's because it's
like a four-year-old's game. Is baseball
a game? Yes.. Is baseball a game?
Yes.
Is a race a game?
Yeah, because you're competing against someone else.
Okay.
Is solitaire a game?
You're playing against yourself, right?
To try and get the fastest time or to complete it.
Sometimes you can't complete it.
That's the most annoying thing.
Okay.
Okay.
Is packing a suitcase a game?
If you are racing against time.
If you would like to beat your personal record of packing a suitcase.
The airline, they charge you if you pack too much.
So you're trying to make sure that you don't pack more.
Like, we try not to pack more than 50 pounds in our basic case.
Yeah, beat the system.
Beat the system.
So your definition is pretty broad.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, it's competing.
I mean, there's some stuff like candidate people are like, they're not a game because it's based on luck.
There are some games, I guess, based on luck.
And then don't play those games if you don't like games.
Yeah, I did a whole podcast.
The reason they asked, I did a whole podcast and an article all about how I define the game.
I was not as broad as you.
And then the same person asked to you, what advice do you have for college students?
What advice do I have for college students?
Well, tell them the advice you gave me at my graduation party.
What was the advice you gave me at my graduation party?
Oh, the advice I gave you at my graduation party was get enough socks and underwear so that you can go a month without having to do your laundry.
That was one of my big discoveries at college.
That's what makes you have to do laundry more often. It's not going to have enough socks. I had a graduation party and you said that mom said,
always trust your gut and call home.
And I had various friends,
people sign on.
I know,
uh,
Michael Ryan,
one of our friends,
uh,
he said he was talking to me about the Folgers commercial where that guy
during like Christmas break,
like comes home,
but he hasn't told anyone he's coming home.
And like his little brother or something sees him.
He's like,
shh, like be quiet. And he goes into the house and he makes coffee and everyone smells the coffee and they wake told anyone he's coming home. And, like, his little brother or something sees him, he's like, shh, like, be quiet.
And he goes into the house and he makes coffee, and everyone smells the coffee,
and they wake up, and they're like, you're home. And he was like,
it's like that, so don't come home on Thanksgiving break,
come home on winter break, so they'll
miss you more. And my mom was so
up in arms about this. Like, she was like,
she's like, you missed Thanksgiving break.
I'm like, I know. My arm is going to be chopped
off by this Thanksgiving break.
My advice about colleges, I know. My arm is going to be chopped off by this thing. My advice about college is,
I think that college is an opportunity to really sort of discover who you are
and really do your own thing.
And you've got to make a lot of decisions and you're on your own.
Just remember that you,
that doesn't mean you can't get help from people.
That doesn't mean you can't reach out.
You know, just because you're on your own
doesn't mean that you still can't have people help you.
And I think sometimes people, when they go out on their own first, sort of feel like
it's all on them and they get overwhelmed.
So don't get overwhelmed.
Okay, what's your next question?
It says, this is not a question, but it's from Thomas at Swim, Try, Fly, like Trifly,
Try, Fly.
Okay, not a question.
It says, no question.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
I had good luck in college in the future.
My impression is that
your dad is as much
an inspiration to you
as he is to all of us
and that's so cool.
Just make sure to blaze
your own path
and try not to recreate his.
So this is someone you met
or someone I met?
I don't know.
It sounds like he met you,
but where would he have met you?
He met me.
Where would he have met you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe he met me.
I'm with you.
I'm your child.
I don't know.
I mean, I meet magic players all the time. Okay, well, I'll be sure to meet you. Okay, well know. I don't know. Maybe he meant me. I'm with you. I'm your child. I don't know.
I mean, I meet magic players all the time. Okay.
Well, I'll be sure to see if he plays my own path. Thank you, Thomas,
for the kind words. Thank you. Okay, from Oliver
S. Torme.
At Oliver T101
says, with an alternative name, you
could be a superhero. Alliterative name. Oh,
alliterative name. Sorry. I thought they just, like,
misspelled it. Alliterative name, you could be a superhero. What would your power be? We're talking about the alliterative name. Alliterative name. Oh, alliterative name. Sorry. I thought they just, like, misspelled it. Alliterative name.
You could be a superhero.
What would your power be?
We're talking about the alliterative name.
Alliterative means it starts with the same sound. I know what alliterative means, but do we have to make a name for a superhero?
No, no, no, no.
What he's saying is a lot of secret identities of superheroes, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner,
Sue Storm, Matt Murdock, they have alliterative names.
Except for my middle name.
It's Emily, so that's not really a secret. I understand, but the first and second, youiterative names. Except for my middle name. It's Emily.
So that's not really a superhero.
I understand.
But the first and second,
you have a name that could be
a superhero name.
That's what I always get.
I always get the question,
what would your superpowers be?
I hate such basic questions
that I never know what to say
and I gotta think about it
for a while.
I gotta think for like
months on end.
I saw this one thing online.
I read comic books.
I'm ready for this kind of question.
Yeah.
I saw this one thing online
that says the power
to change probabilities. The power to change probabilities? Yeah. It's like, what's the probability I'm ready for this kind of question. Yeah. Well, I saw this one thing online that says the power to change probabilities.
The power to change...
Okay.
Yeah, it's like,
what's the probability
I'm going to get a million dollars?
Boom, make it a hundred.
What's the probability
my bathtub's going to feel like a cheap...
So there's a superhero
that actually has the power
to mess with probabilities.
Do you know what the superhero is?
I don't know the superhero.
Her name's Scarlet Witch.
No, that's her.
In the movies,
they... That's her. She is more like... That's Elizabeth Olsen, right?'s her. In the movies, she is more like...
That's Elizabeth Olsen, right?
Yes, but in the movies,
they give her more
telekinesis in the movies.
I was going to say,
she flies.
Well, she has telekinesis
in the movies.
That's lame.
Which, by the way,
that's the power I get.
That's lame.
The problem is,
in the comics,
she has what's called
hex power,
where she gets
the best probabilities.
Yeah.
But no one understands it.
She could have fought
Thanos with that.
Are you kidding me?
Well, she's fine.
Even in the movie,
she's pretty powerful.
And they took her
as a probability.
What's the percentage
you're going to win?
Boom, zero percent.
She could have won.
She could have won.
The movie was
completely different.
She could have.
Maybe not expecting
spoilers for Avengers Infinity War, but okay.
You have to see it by now.
This is going to come out in two months, right?
It's like eight months.
Eight months.
In fact, this should come out right before you actually go to college.
Okay, if you haven't seen Infinity Wars by now, sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
Get on that.
Okay.
Nanya Business at iFeasting says,
what could Witch of the Coast do to get more females interested in the game?
What's your current demographic right now for players and employees?
It depends how you measure.
One of the things is we've done different pollings in different means,
and it's somewhere between 15 and 35,
depending on who you ask and how,
and how you count, um, the more, the more digital stuff you include, the higher the, the more women play, so, um, but anyway, it's, we're, we're not quite sure, I mean, we've
been doing different polling, but anyway, somewhere between 15 and 35.
How do you get people to enjoy the game?
I don't know, what gets people so interested in normal video games?
I'm not even interested in video games
as just a human.
I don't know what gets you
interested in games.
But you like games.
I like just dance.
I like the dancing games.
I like Wii Sports.
Sword fighting.
Okay, but what I'm saying is,
is there anything
you could think of,
like is there anything
that magic could do
that would make you
more inclined to play magic?
What could you do?
I don't know.
That's what I was saying before.
I mean, I don't know specifically for females.
I was saying before for just people in general, just make more, like, live action-y stuff.
Make more events and do that.
For females specifically, I don't know, because then otherwise, I don't know.
I mean, make more female female characters make more diverse characters
hire more female employees
like you know
the things you're doing already
yeah
you're doing
you're doing a fine job
I think
because I think
I was like
really bad on that much
okay
next question
Kelso
Tavra
there's no ad symbol
but it asks
so to Rachel
do you intend to pursue
a career in game design
no
I am following I am following
on your original path
because before you were a game designer, you wanted to be
a screenwriter. So I am following along
in that path of thinking about like
writing and directing for like film
or TV. I'm a little student in theater.
You didn't really study theater, but like you did theater.
I did a lot of theater. I didn't study theater.
I did a lot of theater. I could study it depending
we're going to see, but I'm following more on your original path. I do't study theater. I did a lot of theater. I could study it depending. We're going to see.
But I'm following more on your original path.
I do not think I will follow on your same path of, you know, going to Hollywood and doing stuff.
And they're like, hey, come help us with this game.
And they're like, okay.
So I'm going to follow on the path of game design. I could follow on the path of media, communication, writing path.
Your original path.
My original path.
Your original path.
Well, maybe you'll go down my original path and you'll end up in game design. That's what I did.
That'd be interesting.
Okay.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Lucian of
Samosata.
Am I pronouncing that right?
What's your opinion
of The Color Purple?
I have not seen the musical.
I've heard it's good.
Okay.
It is fun when someone asks you a magic question
and you answer in a complete nonsense.
For those of you who don't know,
The Color Purple is a musical.
Well, The Color Purple is a book
that got made into a movie
that got made into a musical.
But the musical is actually coming to the Paramount theater oh we're doing a camp and one my the leader of my camp has a friend who's doing the tour of the color purple she's coming
to teach the kids some stuff oh that's cool yeah okay so what they're at here's what they're asking
about not like the actual color purple though the color purple like like the actual like color
purple is like really cool what is otherwise about like the actual color purple is like really cool. What is,
I thought it was about the actual color.
Do you want to know
what the question
is actually asking?
Fine.
Okay.
Magic has five colors.
That purple's none of it.
No, hold on, hold on.
The five colors
are white, blue, black,
red, and green.
I know that.
So over the years
we've talked about
making a sixth color
and for some reason
the color keeps,
like it's,
default become purple.
Like if we made a sixth color, it'd be purple.
Well, what would it be?
Well, that's why we haven't made it yet, because what would it be?
Space.
Space?
Space.
You have fire, forest, water, hell, sky, space.
Make space.
Well, you already have the sky,
but you could go like space or lake.
I like your breakdown of the colors.
What?
I like your breakdown of the colors.
What?
Yeah, fire, forest, water, hell, sky, space.
I'm not wrong.
What is it?
Sky, by the way, is more blue than white.
White has a sun, but that's for like light.
What's white?
Is white like heaven?
Well, white's like order
and wants peace
and wants the good of everybody.
But it's the sky, right?
Well, it shows the sun
in the sun.
But blue's the water, right?
Well, blue shows,
yeah, you're looking
at the mana symbols.
Blue, the color blue
is the color of air and water,
the elements of air and water.
Then what is white?
White is about healing
and protection.
So white's like nothing.
And light, what? White?. So white's like nothing.
And light, what?
White?
No, white's not nothing.
No, they all have their specific things.
You have fire for red, and it's all like, ah, chaos. Well, white's about light.
White's about light.
So red's like chaos.
Blue is like smart.
Green is like nature.
Black is like just darkness.
And then white is like what? Purple can be is like just darkness. Okay.
And then white is like white. And white is lightness.
Yeah.
Purple can be space.
Purple can be space.
It can be space.
You heard it here, guys.
Purple can be space.
Has no one suggested this?
I don't think,
I don't think,
when we,
when we made,
so there's a set
called Planner Chaos,
which was like
this alternate reality set.
Yeah.
And we actually toyed
with the idea of doing purple.
And I think the two things we talked about purple
being with either city
representing
kind of like civilization, or
cave. Those are the two things
we talked about. Space. I would not
talk space. Why? Okay. Well,
not, because we didn't have you to bring up
space. We didn't know. What would space be, though?
Like, just like, because I don't like red.
So you would have like stars?
Red is like destruction,
right?
Well,
red is about emotion
and following your passion
and it's got the elements
of fire and earth.
Black is about selfishness,
about gaining power
at all costs.
What would space be?
Space would be...
The final frontier.
What would space be?
Because on the badness scale, black is like bad, but on the goodness scale, white is good, right?
Well, I mean, white is the color that cares about morality.
So like white is the more goody-two-shoes color.
So white is like lawful good, and black is like chaotic evil.
Yes.
Right?
Oh, very good.
I know.
That's a meme. That's a meme.
That's a meme format
that I know it from.
The funny thing, though,
is red is a little more chaotic evil
and black would be
a little more lawful evil,
but black likes warping the systems
to do what it wants.
Oh, so red is like evil
Red is more chaotic.
Okay.
I mean, red...
And black's like evil,
but like...
Right.
By the way,
we're going to be civilized about this.
All colors can be good or evil
depending on how... Just know, there is.
Just space, the true neutral.
The true neutral?
The true neutral.
It just sits in the middle?
Yeah.
Okay, that's pretty cool.
Okay, let's go to the next question.
Okay, Ira Kriusman, how about that?
Okay, asked me, if you could add anything to the Game of Magic creative rules, what would you add?
I think we already answered this question, right?
We get it.
Well, I mean, the four of it.
I mean.
Is there anything that you would love...
Space.
Add space.
Is there anything
that you would always say,
oh, it would always be fun
if magic had done
such and such?
Like, is there something
you've seen in other games
that you would like magic to have?
What have I seen?
Apps.
Okay, we got apps.
I gave you all my advice.
Okay, okay, okay. What's another all my advice. Okay, okay, okay.
Uh,
what's another thing?
Okay,
Bruce Warnsby
at Han Warrior
asked,
what are you most excited
to study at college?
And of course,
good luck.
Thank you.
Okay,
what are you most excited
to study at college?
To study,
I mean,
yeah,
for those of you
who don't know,
yeah,
so,
I'm going to a school
that's much more like artsy
or it's in Chicago.
So,
that's all,
that's cool.
So,
it's very,
very big.
I'm excited for, because they have a lot of theater stuff.
So I'm kind of excited to go look at theater stuff.
You want to study theater.
You think that'd be cool.
They do have some ASL, which is not going to be something I'm going to get a degree in.
So tell people, people might not know what ASL is.
What is ASL?
Oh, American Sign Language.
I saw ASL.
Do you even know what ASL is?
There's other kinds of sign language.
You studied that in high school, right?
Yeah, I did. There wasn't a middle school
I did in my freshman year of high school
My sophomore year of high school
I moved schools
And then I took another one in the fall of senior year
You took one or two?
I took like two and like a half
Two and three-fourths
At my original high school
I moved schools and I took an asl at
running start like i like but that was your foreign language college that was your foreign
language yeah kind of so but i mean i'm excited because i'm not gonna like i'm not gonna like get
a degree and i'm not gonna like interpret or anything but it's really cool to learn like
right now i have to learn sign language for uh camp because i'm working at performing arts camp
for the summer yeah and we're going to be doing songs and stuff.
And I decided to help teach waving through a window from Dear Evan Hansen, but it's sign
language.
So I have to teach myself that first so I can teach other people.
Okay.
That's cool.
It's pretty cool.
Okay.
But I mean, I don't know, study.
There's other things I'm excited to like see that's like not studying.
Like I told Sarah I'm bringing her to like the Nutella cafe.
Yeah.
She loves that. I'll bring them to the the bean which the original name is cloud gate okay if
you want a fun fact tell your friends that's the original name it's a lot of cool stuff in chicago
i think you'll see all sorts of cool stuff and lots of pizza comma suplex at ed burke 37 asked
what is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything okay we're
touching geekiness now 42 oh hey i've read! You're very good. I've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Have you?
That was a book club book.
Oh, okay.
That was the dad,
that was the father's day book club book.
I picked it.
You picked it.
I picked it, that's right.
Wow.
I forgot I even read that.
Wow, yeah, you made me read this book.
I did, because it's good.
You should read it.
I did read this book.
Okay.
Well, I'm happy.
You sat down with me.
My little geeky dad
earned his pride
whenever you don't answer
some geeky questions, so.
Yeah, I remember nothing
less about this book
except for that one ship
who controlled itself
and wanted to commit suicide.
That's the only thing
I remember about this book.
42 and the suicide ship.
That's all I remember
about this book.
Okay.
Jake Boss at Jake Boss MTG
asked,
10 years ago,
Twitter was barely a thing
and social media was simpler.
How do you think
communications will continue
to change over the next 10 years
and how do you think
it will affect society?
How has communications changed since you
did it? Because you went to a school that
was one of the only schools that had communications. Now every
college has communications. Correct. When I went to school for communications
there were four colleges in the country
dedicated to teaching communications.
And now everybody teaches communications.
When I went to school there was no internet
for example.
The internet wasn't a thing yet.
Back in my day.
Back in my day.
Back in my day.
Um, so, I mean, like, that's a topic, but when I went to school to now, like, the internet
happened.
That's a pretty big change to how communication works.
Yeah.
Because it's kind of funny, when I was growing up, my mom would talk about how when they
got their first TV.
Like, you had a, like, before you were eight, you never had a television.
You never had a television.
So, till I was in my 20s,
I didn't have the internet.
Well,
well, when I was born,
because I was born in, like, 2000,
so, like,
it was, like,
CDs and stuff,
and I remember,
I remember when I was eight,
I got, like,
the iPod, like, Nano.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember,
I remember that.
That was, like,
my first, like,
big present when I was eight.
They were like,
you'll get an iPod Nano.
Like, great.
Yeah, you were very excited.
So, how would it affect society?
I mean, there's already so much. I don't know where we're gonna get further i did see this
i heard i saw this one cool thingy that someone said just like you know how like how how to think
about the future and stuff and someone said uh if someone told you right now that you know you
could record smells that would sound just as crazy as you telling someone back you know in the 1920s you
could like record like sound or whatever now we think like you know recording smells ridiculous
but that's what they thought back then like recording sound ridiculous so it's like it's
just you know like we think of it as like crazy but in the future it could be like totally possible
like whoa why don't we think of this so it's always changing and you can't really ever like
predict stuff like my mom was always saying like don't stand near the microwave and we're like okay and she's because because we think back then because
these people thought cigarettes you know were not harmful and now we think well no they're harmful
my mom's like well you know they could be like you know radiation from the microwave and you
could like die so okay okay ben keel at ben keel or yeah ben with two n's and then keel uh asked
maro what's a positive change you've observed in primary education since
you went to college?
A change in primary education? Primary education.
That's like, that's secondary. Primary?
Like elementary school? Yeah,
do they mean elementary school? Well, answer
education.
The biggest thing, watching my kids go through
school,
I don't know, it's weird.
In some ways, there's a lot of similarities in other ways like
somehow math doesn't work the way math used to that's one of my biggest frustrations as a parent
is math keeps changing yeah they keep changing how math works i hate that math is just one way
that's i saw that we said the incredible student like just came out in this timeline before before
we're releasing this like two months later but i just i remember the the one scene from like the
trailer where the dad's trying to teach the son about math,
and he goes, it keeps changing.
He goes, how does it keep changing?
It's math.
And I'm like, I feel you, my good man.
I feel you.
Yeah, I mean, it keeps, the thing that I like,
for example, Rachel, what you did,
the idea of, you know, you went to a school that, like,
you did internships, and it's project-based,
and it wasn't grades, and I think that's kind of the future.
I think what you were doing was the future.
Yeah, we were doing pretty cool.
Okay, last question.
Okay, last question.
Wes at BRKN Plains Walker, Walker with an E at the end,
asks, why isn't there a legendary squirrel match at the gathering?
Good question, Wes.
Good question.
That is a fine question.
Yeah, got to catch up.
Got to get that squirrel.
Got to get that space.
Got to get that app.
Got to get that convention. So we need is a fine question. Yeah, gotta catch up. Gotta get that squirrel. Gotta get that space. Gotta get that app. Gotta get that convention.
So we need a legendary
space squirrel.
Yes, make a space squirrel.
I am working on it.
I am working on a legendary
squirrel.
Like the Ice Age squirrel,
but like in space.
He's been in space before,
you know?
Yes, he has been.
Okay.
I'm gonna make a nut,
a character.
To answer this question
more seriously,
I'm trying to get squirrels
back in Black Border.
If we get squirrels
in Black Border, it'll be easier for me to make a legendary squirrel. It is something I'm working on. squirrels back in Black Border if we get squirrels in Black Border
it would be easier for me to make a legendary squirrel
it is something I'm working on
what's legendary mean?
legendary means it's a specific character
like there's one of them
so anyway
I believe it's more a matter of
when than if
I think eventually we'll get there
but it's going to take some work to get there
so anyway I just want to wrap up today
we're not
parked at work. And so
Rachel,
we're going to miss you on the show.
I know you can't see us, but we're hugging in the car.
We're hugging. You can't see that. And I know
Rachel's going to have an awesome time at college. I'll
keep you guys in the loop as we learn what's going on.
You can try and get trips so you can come.
Yeah, I'm going to go see you. Anyway,
I'm going to let you travel more just to go see me. Yes. Okay, so we're going to wrap up for you can go. Yeah, I gotta go see ya. Anyway, um. I'm gonna let you travel more for us to go see me.
Yes.
Okay, so we're gonna wrap up for today.
But anyway, we enjoyed this final replies from Rachel.
And we'll see you guys all next time.
So, we're at Parked at Work, so we all know what that means.
It means it's the end of my drive to work.
So instead of talking magic, it's time for me to be making magic.
I'll see you guys next time.
Bye.