Magic: The Gathering Drive to Work Podcast - #918: Stories from Japan
Episode Date: March 26, 2022One of the cool perks of my job is that I've had a lot of opportunity to travel to other countries. The country I've visited the most is Japan. In this podcast, I share three stories from thr...ee different visits to the Land of the Rising Sun.
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I'm pulling up my driveway. We all know what that means. It's time for another drive to work.
Okay, so one of the big perks of working on Magic has been I've got to do a lot of travel over the years.
More travel in my early years than later years, but I have done a lot of traveling for Magic.
And so today I'm going to talk about the country. I have some stories from the country I've visited more than any other outside the U.S., which is Japan.
So I worked on the Pro Tour for eight years, and every single year back then, we used to go.
One of the Pro Tours was in Japan.
Plus, if you add in some worlds and other events that I'll talk about.
I've been to Japan.
I think I've been to Japan somewhere between eight to 10 times is my guess. But anyway, I have
some fun stories from my travels to Japan. So that is today's topic, is talking about
I'm going to share three stories that took place in Japan.
That is my, that is what I will do today. Okay, and I guess
I'll go in chronological order. So my first ever
visit to Japan was in 1997
for the very first Grand Prix held in Japan,
which was held in Tokyo, I believe. And I was very excited.
Japan was one of the cities that I'd always really wanted to visit.
And obviously, Magic is very big in Japan, and so
I had that opportunity actually pretty early.
Um, I started working in 95.
So, you know, two years in, I get to travel to Japan.
Um, so one of the things that was really interesting about Japan was, um, I had run, you know,
before I came to Wizards, I had done a lot of, run a lot of tournaments.
Um, and so I was very familiar with sort of how American tournaments run,
especially sort of Southern California tournaments run.
And it was a little bit of a culture shock of, like, for example,
one of the things that was very true, if you get a large enough group of people in a room,
at least in a U.S. event, it gets very noisy.
And it's very hard to get everybody to sort of quiet down.
But I remember, so they were doing the Grand Prix, and there was, this is the first, like,
America had had big events before the Pro Tour, like out in New York, Gray Matter, you know,
people that would later make neutral ground used to run larger events. And, you know, I mean, once we had the Pro Tour,
they were bigger events and they, you know,
but Japan, I believe at the time,
really hadn't had large events at all.
So the Grand Prix was the first really giant magic event in Japan
and everybody turned up.
I don't remember the exact turnout,
but it was by far, by far, by far, you know,
the largest tournament Japan had ever seen by a huge magnitude. So you see a thousand plus
people all sit down for the first match and
then like they say quiet and everybody's quiet.
I had not been used to that. That was not, in the tournaments
I had run when I said quiet, I didn't get everybody to be quiet.
So, but it was really interesting in that it was very orderly and a very
well-run tournament. And my story has nothing to do with the
Grand Prix itself. Or at least the actual Grand Prix.
My story is about a side event. Because basically
there were a few people running the Grand Prix, but I was there
more as, I don't know, as a guest.
So one of the things they did is they did some side events.
One of the side events is eight-person booster drafts
with a member of Wizards of the Coast.
So the idea was, hey, you know,
here's a chance for you to come meet a member of Wizards of the Coast,
and we did a booster draft.
So we would, you know, we would run, you know, eight to ten booster drafts, and then, you
know, there were a bunch of Wizards people there.
Oh, real quickly, before I get into the story, one of my favorite memories from Japan, we
had a translator, Japanese translator, who worked in the U.S. office, who came with us
to help translate, and their mom, I think, lived in Tokyo. And she showed up.
She had made her, there were these rice balls that had like
salmon inside that were one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life.
And anyway, I had them there. I remember those
rice balls. They were very good. Anyway, sorry. Okay. So they set up this side event,
a draft. So I,
seven players are to sit down with me and we're going to boost your draft. Now, um, I don't think
anybody in my booster draft actually spoke English. Um, but we're playing Magic. You know,
it's a universal English. And so, um, okay. So I think someone comes and, uh, in Japanese to the
rest of the players clarifies how everything's going to work.
So, okay, we get ready to go.
We open our first pack.
And I think we were playing with whatever the course it was at the time.
I don't remember.
I mean, this is 97, so definitions, something like that.
Anyway, I open a lightning bolt.
And, you know, I mean, there are better things to open.
But it was like, okay, you know, I like playing red.
And so I take the lightning bolt.
I then get past a fireball.
Now, first off, I'm excited because clearly the person to my left is not playing red if they passed a fireball.
So my first thought is, oh, awesome.
But my second thought is, wow, like fireball is really splashable. Why didn't they pass the fireball. So my first thought is, oh, awesome. But my second thought is, wow, like, fireball is really splashable.
Why didn't they take the fireball? Like, even if they weren't in red, maybe you
get in red. You're like, what did they take in their first pack? And I'm like,
maybe singer vampires, heavy black commitment, and maybe there's some
archetype they like that they didn't want to play red. I'm trying to figure out why they didn't
take the fireball. But I took it. I'm in red.
And then in pack three, I get a second lightning
bolt. And I go, oh wow, they're really not in
red. Maybe the person to my left just doesn't like red. They're clearly
clearly not in red. And I'm like, okay, good for me. I want to be in red.
And then one or two packs later, I get packed a
second fireball. And I'm like, oh!
It dawns on me what is going on, which is
that nobody at this drafting table had ever drafted
before. Like, one of the things about, real quick, the history of drafting
is R&D was really up on
limited formats. We used to play limited at Wizards all the time, and
once we started the Pro Tour, we really started pushing limited formats as a means
for competitive play. In fact, the second Pro Tour
ever in Los Angeles was a limited event, a draft. I think it
was Rochester Draft, not Wiz. I think it was Rochester draft, not Booster draft.
But anyway, every other Pro Tour was either, in the early days, we rotated between Rochester
and Booster.
Eventually, Rochester is the one where you open up the whole pack, lay it out in front,
and people take turns drafting it, but it's all open information.
We actually thought Rochester draft was going to be the definitive draft and Booster draft
a secondary draft
but the reverse happened, Butcher Draft was much more fun for people
anyway
so what had happened was
we were playing with people
and most of the competitive players
were in the Grand Prix
so there were people that did
it wasn't like nobody in Japan did limited play
there were people that did limited play
but most of them were playing in the Grand Prix and so I had a lot more people that were just there, you
know, were excited. And the funny thing was, I later found, I mean, I talked with them
through a translator. They were just very excited to draft with me. They were excited
to play Magic with me. And so none of them knew how to draft, but they were just excited
to have an opportunity. And this was the format they could play with me.
So I ended up, by the way,
getting the sickest minor red deck you could ever see,
just because the table did not prioritize direct damage,
and I did, and anyway.
But it was a very interesting case,
a sort of story of, you know,
in the moment trying to figure out what was going on.
And so anyway, OK, story number two.
So story number two takes place in 1999.
And so Yokohama is like part of the larger Tokyo area.
It's a city. It's sort of right next to Tokyo.
But it's like it's part of like next to Tokyo, but it's part of the larger Tokyo metropolitan area, I guess.
Anyway, in 1999, we did our first ever world championship outside the U.S.
The 94 world championship had been in Milwaukee at Gen Con.
The 95 had been at the Red Line Inn near the airport in Seattle.
96 had been at the Red Line Inn near the airport in Seattle. 96 had been at corporate headquarters. 97
had been at the Wizards Game Center.
And 98 had been at University of Washington. So like the first
five years had all been in the United States. But the Pro Tour
had started traveling. We'd gone to other places. So we decided we're going to finally do a World Championship
somewhere else. Why not Japan? So we're in Yokohama.
And I had been to Tokyo before, obviously,
because I'd been to the Grand Prix, but I'd never been to Yokohama specifically.
And the other thing was, unlike the Grand Prix,
where I was sort of like more of a guest, at the 99, it was the world championship.
I was working. like more of a guest. At the 99, it was the World Championship. I was working.
So at the time, on the Grand Prix,
I'm sorry, at the World Championship,
not World Championship, at the Pro Tours,
which include the World Championship,
I was in charge of feature matches on the early days.
And then I was in charge of video production
on the later days.
And at the time, my two commentators,
I had Brian Weissman doing
play-by-play and Chris Bakula
doing color. Now over the years, I had a bunch of different commentators
by the end of my run, I would have Randy Bueller
doing play-by-play and Brian David Marshall doing
color. Sorry, I swapped those. Brian David Marshall doing play-by-play and Randy doing color.
I believe it's correct.
Anyway, there was a bunch of people.
I was a big fan of Brian and Chris just as a team.
They were really good together.
One of my favorite all-time ever shows we ever did was at the Nationals in which
Matt Lindy beat Mike Long in the finals.
And Chris and Brian
had done the commentary for that. It's one of my favorite
ever moments in Magic. Anyway,
I'm deviating. Not a Japanese story.
But anyway,
neither Brian nor...
I'm sorry. Brian did not qualify
for the Pro Tour, I believe, but Chris Pakula
did. But because of work, he couldn't take time off to compete in the World Championship.
So we flew in Chris for the commentary.
So literally, he took a red eye, showed up, did commentary, and then went home right after.
And so Chris was exhausted.
Brian, I think, had come early just because he wanted to see the World Championship.
And so we brought him, and he helped out in the early part.
But then he did commentary.
By the way, I don't think he played in that world.
Maybe he played in that world.
I don't think he played in that world.
But anyway.
Okay.
Okay.
So the real story of this is, at the time, we had a show on ESPN2.
Magic had a show.
And I worked with
we had a producer, a guy named Brian,
who was our producer at Wizards.
And Brian and I would work to make sure
at the show, we had to make sure
that we had enough
material. I think it was a
half hour show.
So the World Championship
was going to be a half hour show.
So anyway, oh, sorry, sorry. There's two little stories here. so the world championship is going to be a half hour show so anyway
oh sorry
there's two little stories here
before I get to that story
let me first get to
there's two stories here
I just want to bring up something that happened from a historical standpoint
which is interesting
so one of the things that is
there's good and there's bad
about being a pro player
one of the
challenging things is you have to make a lot of decisions over a lot of time,
right? You have to play at your top level game after game after game after
game for day after day after day, event after event after event. And what
happens sometimes is for any one player
there's a moment that just becomes the moment that people remember you for
and maybe it's
a crazy play that happened or you got the card at the exact right moment or
all sorts of funny things happen. The story here is about a guy
named Marco Bloom. So Marco Bloom is a very good player, probably one of the best German players.
Now, Kaibuda and...
So Marco Blum was in a team later on, after 999, but later, would be in a German...
We had many team pro tours.
team Pro Tours. And Kai Buda and Marco Bloom and Dirk Baberowski
were a team. And they won two
of the team events. So Marco Bloom actually had two Pro Tour wins
under his belt. Kai, as we will talk about a bit later in the
story, has seven wins. And
Dirk Baberowski has three wins, the two team wins and an individual win.
Anyway, Kai and Dirk are maybe, I mean, are two of the best all-time Magic players ever
to play.
Top ten all-time.
So Marco Bloom was, you know, on that team team the weakest of the three players, but by himself
a very strong and good Magic player who
has his own record. In this particular
year, in the 1990 World Championship, he was the German National
Champion. So along with Patrick Mello, David Bruecker,
and Rosario Meij, I hope I didn't mispronounce any of those, that was the
German team. And they, in the finals, were playing against the Americans.
Kyle Rose was the U.S. National Champion, John Hunka,
Zvi Maksiewicz, and Charles Kornblum. And Marco
Blum will sadly go down in history. Like the most famous play
of Marco Bloom's
pro tour career
sadly is this thing I'm
going to explain. I just wanted to, the contextual
of this is he's an awesome player
he had two pro tour wins, he did
a lot of great things, but
this is the story he's going to be remembered by sadly.
So I believe both
Kai and I think
a lot of the Germans were playing this red deck,
which was a mono red deck that was just very fast.
And it had a bunch of artifacts in it, and it just really quickly just, I mean, it could win very fast.
So one of the cards in it was a card called Covetous Dragon.
I actually had made the card in Urza's Legacy.
There were three cards in that set that were
cheaper creatures, but they
would go away if you didn't have
a certain thing. I think the green one required you
having another creature, the white one required
you having an enchantment,
and the red one required you having an artifact.
It was a dragon. The Covetous Dragon.
The idea being that the dragons, they like
their treasure, and so
he would only stick around if you had treasure for him.
But anyway,
the way the deck played, there were all these,
a lot of the mana was artifact mana, and there were
other artifacts in the deck, and so
you always had an artifact. So the fact
that Covetous Dragon has restriction
never mattered. You always had an artifact.
But anyway, Marco
is playing,
I don't remember what game it was, but it's the
finals of the
championship, you know, the
world championships, the finals, US versus
Germany.
And obviously, so the
national champions play each other.
So he is playing against
Kyle Rhodes, the US national champ.
And he plays as Covetous Dragon.
Like he always does.
It's one of his big win conditions.
And the judge stops the game, one of the judges.
They're like, what's going on?
And they realize that Kyle, not Kyle,
that Marco had played a Covetous Dragon
without there being an artifact to play,
which never, never happened, but it happened.
And for whatever reason,
and then,
so his covetous dragon died.
And that caused him
to lose the game,
which I think made him
lose the match,
which made the U.S.
beat Germany.
So the U.S. won that year.
But anyway,
it's just,
it's very memorable.
I remember that
just because it was
one of those shocking moments where you're like, what? You know, and I feel I remember that just because it was one of those shocking moments.
You're like, what?
And I feel bad for Marco just because it's the kind of thing that people remember.
But it's not typical.
I mean, Marco was a very, very good player.
So that happened in that event.
That was a big story.
Anyway, okay.
The other story, the one that was more personally
I was involved in,
is, okay, we're shooting this ESPN show.
We need to go to 30 minutes.
Kai Buda is playing this Mono Red deck.
He's playing against Mark Lapine,
who I think is also playing a Mono Red deck.
They're slightly different decks.
I think, I'm trying to remember.
Anyway, the decks were both Mono Red.
Anyway, Kai wins so fast.
Remember, I think it's best of
five. He manages
to win three games
that between each of the three
games, and then he wins
Frio.
He wins so fast
that we don't have enough video
between showing everything we
could possibly show between all
three games and even like a little bit of pregame.
Like we can't fill up a half hour.
That's how fast.
It's like the, one of the,
I don't know if it's the fastest Pro Tour finals ever.
I think it's the fastest World Championship finals ever.
Might be the fastest Pro Tour.
It was blindingly fast.
But anyway, this is all set up
for my favorite part of the story. So I
was the feature match guy. It was my job to be aware of
players. And that meant I needed to know
up-and-coming players. So I had been that year at the Magic
Invitational, the all-star game we used to run. It was in Barcelona.
And Kai, I don't remember if Kai had won.
I think he won that event.
I know that Kai
in one year did something
like second, first, first, first
at Grand Prix's.
At the time, there were only so many Grand Prix's
in Europe, and I think he made
the finals of every Grand Prix
in Europe.
So I knew who he was.
Like, being the feature match guy,
I needed to know, like, who the up-and-comers were
because I wanted to feature them.
But he, I don't know if this was his first Pro Tour,
but at least it was his first season,
if not his actual first Pro Tour.
But nobody else really knew him.
And so one of the things that was going on at Wizards at the time
was a lot of the early world championships
sort of never went on to do anything else.
You know,
Zach Dolan, and then
Alexander Blumke, and then Tom Champagne,
and then, who's 97?
Oh, Jakob Schlemmer won 97.
Jakob Schlemmer did go on to have
a decent career. And then was
Brian Seldon was in 98. So
Jakob Schlemmer was the only one who had won
a world championship that then like
had top eights at a pro tour.
Everybody else,
I take that back. Brian Seldon would
later have won top 8
he didn't have it yet at this time
but anyway, there's a little bit of a worry within Wizards
that somehow
in nature of world championships
we got winners that weren't
the best of the world
we were getting people that were good
but people that sort of, this was the best they ever did
and they wouldn't show up again
and really what they wanted is they wanted the world champion to be like, this is the epitome of magic play and this is the best player ever did, and they wouldn't show up again. And really what they wanted is they wanted the world champion to be like,
this is the epitome of magic play, and this is
the best player in the world.
And so there's the worry.
So when Kai
Buda won, that was the worry.
No one had heard of him.
Like I said, maybe it was his first Pro Tour,
and I had to go convince
people that no, no, no,
Kai Buda was the real deal.
And I literally had arguments
with multiple people
about how we shouldn't worry about Kai.
Kai is going to live up,
you know,
he is somebody that's going to make
Pro Tour Top 8s.
He is somebody that's going to be
a name people know
and he's not a flash in the pan
that just won the World Championship once
and you never hear from him again.
And so,
it is very funny. So for those that don't know, Kai would go on to win seven Pro Tours. More Pro Tour wins than any other player on Earth.
You know, I mean, there's a big argument of whether
John Finkel or Kai Buda, there's a few other names, I guess, who the best matchup of all time is.
But he, Kai's in the mix, and many people would argue he is the best
of all time.
So it is very, very funny that I was like trying to,
I had to defend Kai Buda when he won,
saying, no, no, no, I have faith that he's going to do well.
He is somebody, you know, and obviously,
I was correct in that case.
Okay, my final story took place at the 2005 World Championships back in Yokohama.
So we had had it in 99,
and then the Worlds had returned six years later to Yokohama.
For example, that was the year of the first Hall of Fame
introductions, where both Kai and John got inducted into the Hall of Fame.
So, speaking of, great Magic players. Anyway,
at any one moment in time, there are different
countries that have become very dominant in the game.
The U.S. has been very dominant.
France has been very dominant.
The Netherlands at one point was very dominant.
There's different countries that have just been very dominant.
At this moment in time, back in 2005, the Japanese were very dominant.
And I believe, for example, just the stats of this event itself. Four
of the top eight at the World Championship in Japan were Japanese players.
The winner, Kasuhiro Mori, defeated Frank Karsten in the finals
was a Japanese player. Japan defeated the U.S. in the team event.
And at that event, the pro player of the year was Kenji Samura.
So like every major thing that could happen at that event the pro player of the year was Kenji Samura. So like every major thing that could happen at that event was won by the Japanese.
But there was one event that the Japanese did not win.
And I'm going to tell you that story because I was involved in it.
So what happened was at the 2005 event, I think I was no longer working.
As of 2004, when my twins were born, I stopped working full time at the Pro Tour. So I was no longer working. As of 2004, when my twins were born, I stopped working full-time
at the Pro Tour. So I was no longer doing feature matches. So I was brought more of a guest. I did
a lot of spell-slinging, playing against players. And they asked me and Aaron Forsyth and Richard
Garfield. So there was a league, a team league in high schools where three-person teams, and you
would play in your high school,
and then you would play between high schools, and then they had this big championship between all the best high schools, and the prize for the winners was they got to come to the world
championship, and they got to play a special team.
So the special team was me, Aaron Forsythe, and Richard Garfield.
So I think we were the three biggest names from Wizards that had come.
So the event was a unified, constructed, I think it was standard.
What it means is, let's assume it's standard.
If you took all the decks and put them together,
you would have a standard legal deck.
It would be big, but you'd have a standard legal deck it would be big
but you'd have a standard legal deck
and so Aaron Forsyth
who by far
of the three of us
between me, Richard and Aaron
the only one that was on a pro tour
that won a pro tour
he won a
he was on the US national team in 2000
a very good player
in fact
the one he won on
was a team event
so he's very good in team events
so Aaron built our decks.
And I don't know what Aaron
played or what Richard played.
He made for me
a green-white deck built around
a card called Elodomri's Call.
It costs green and a white. I think
it's an instant.
And you go get a creature from your deck
and put it into your hand.
And so the deck very much had a lot,
what we call sort of a tool belt deck.
There's a lot of one-ups.
So you could go get the thing
you specifically need in the moment.
And the deck had four in Elod Army's Call.
Anyway, so Aaron had made a deck for Richard
and had made a deck for himself,
made a deck for me.
I know Aaron, not Aaron,
Richard tweaked his deck to make it a little more fun to play for Richard. Um, uh, and so anyway, during
Spell Slinging, I was, whenever someone wanted to play Standard against me, I played that deck. I
was practicing all weekend because I believe we were, I don't know if we were the second last day
or the last day, but we were near the end. Like, Worlds was, like, five days and, like, um, you know, the, the last,
leave it the last day or second last day. Anyway, so we sit down to play,
uh, and each one of us is paired against one of the players.
Um, I, and, so anyway,
um, I'm playing, and my first game,
uh, goes a little bit long, playing, and my first game goes a little bit long.
And while my first game is playing, Aaron wins his match 2-0.
Richard loses his match 0-2.
I'll stress again.
Richard, while really, really good at game design,
is not a top-tier professional Magic player. I mean, he's obviously played magic forever, but he
I'm more, you know, more casual player. Neither Richard or I are particularly
you know, pro tier caliber level. So anyway, I've not even
finished my first game and already
it comes down to me. And then after
a long stretched out game,
I lose my first game.
So now it's like, okay, I'm down zero to one,
and it's a best of three.
This is a best of three.
And I have to win both the next two games
in order for our team to win.
Okay, so game two, I get a great draw.
This deck, I mean, like any deck, I get a perfect draw, and I manage to win pretty quickly.
So it comes down to game three.
And meanwhile, everybody's wild.
I mean, there's a giant crowd.
I mean, we're in Japan.
Clearly, the crowd was not rooting for us.
They were rooting for the Japanese kids, right?
was not rooting for us. They were rooting for the Japanese kids, right?
And in game
three, I
get a weird hand
and after really thinking about it forever,
I finally mulligan it. Aaron later
tells me it was a very good mulligan.
But anyway, I mulliganed.
So I'm starting at a deficit. I've mulliganed.
So I'm playing
against my opponent and
so at some point
now, the Eldar Mishkhal is the backbone of the deck.
Usually the first person to play an Eldar Mishkhal has a giant advantage.
And so, I don't remember what turn exactly
it is, but an early turn, 2, 3, he plays it and he goes
and gets Marrow. So real quickly for those that don't know,
Marrow is a card named after me. I designed it.
We were doing hole filling in Mirage. I had a card that I had made
years before. I suggested it, Bill liked it, he put it in. He wrote
M-A-R-O on it because that was what he used to type into the computer
to get my email, so that was like the shorthand for my name. He put it in.
The creative team thought it was cute, left it, and ended up being called that. It's since
been my nickname. But anyway, it's very much, you know, my
signature card. It's named after me.
And so he goes to get some Marl. But I notice when he does that,
he doesn't have a second forest.
Morrow costs two green green.
So real quickly, it's two green green.
It's star, star, star equal to...
Power and toughness is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
So it's a little surprising to me
that he goes and gets a Morrow,
only because he can't cast it yet.
But I'm like, oh, maybe he has a forest in his hand.
Maybe he has the ability to play it next turn or whatever. But I'm like, oh, maybe he has a forest in his hand or something. Maybe he has the ability
to play it next turn or whatever.
But the next turn, he doesn't. He doesn't play a
forest. And so, we had
this pretty long stretch show game
in which I managed to come back
and I managed to win.
But I always
remember that Maro play,
and after we finished the game,
Aaron and I are talking, and Aaron points
out to me, he's like,
you realize that the only
reason he went and got a Maro
was he wanted to beat you
with a Maro. Like, he was going for style
points. But,
you know, Aaron knew the deck really well. He had built a deck.
He goes, but he could have got A, B, C,
D, E. There's all these cards he could have gotten
that had he gotten, your chance of winning that game was really low.
But because he was going for style points, he got a morrow, and it
gave you some breathing room to go and come back.
So Aaron says, I'm not sure if you realize this, but it's quite possible
you are the only person on earth who would have won that
third game, because the only reason he earth who would have won that third game.
Because the only reason he didn't get the card that would have won was style points to beat me.
And the only, you only get Amaro if you're playing me. And so Aaron pointed out that like, in some level, I had the one quality I needed to win that game.
I was Mark Rosewater.
So anyway, we did win.
I won that game. We won
the championship. We were the only
non-Japanese victory,
I believe, of the entire
weekend, or long weekend.
But anyway, that
is... I'm now at work. I just drove into the
parking lot. Those are my three
stories from Japan. So I hope you guys
enjoyed hearing them.
It was fun. Like I said, I've loved Japan.
It's one of my favorite places I've ever visited.
The people are amazing.
It's so beautiful.
It's just...
I've enjoyed every trip I've ever had.
I hope again to go back to Japan one day.
I assume once the pandemic is finally
over, I will.
But anyway, I really, really enjoyed
all my trips. Like I said, I had lots and lots of trips. I just had my three stories for today.
But I hope you guys enjoyed it and hearing about sort of different stories from the past.
If you guys like this, early on, I did
a lot more early stories of like my travels and stuff. And I've done
less of them in recent years. But if you guys want to hear more of that stuff, I'm happy to do things like that.
It's fun to tell.
But anyway, nonetheless, I'm here at work.
So we all know what that means.
It means this is the end of my drive to work.
So instead of talking magic, it's time for me to be making magic.
See you guys next time.
Bye-bye.