Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 381 - Pakistan In The Bag

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod yo0. Sup dawgs. Classic ep this week. Just your two bros. We cover Joe being lambasted for no good reason, geo-politics, the bright future the lads have to look forward too, and Pakistan WOW grate. Please enjoy. Thank you. 

I'm gonna get you like a big fleshlight, but you can smack right on camera before we start. Yeah. Welcome to the God We're gonna do that right after bro. We have to welcome to the God Stop Sean you I believe Let's keep a good eye on this cuz I was made to look you guys if you're listening this join the patreon If you want to see my fat moon face zoomed in for 20 minutes Sean Sean thought he'd play a goof on me. He wanted to stab me in the back He premeditated the whole way up. I was like Sean. Don't Sean. You knew that would hurt my you know I told Sean whatever you do. Don't let the camera over these ten minutes of my close-up face listening to a story

No, the funniest thing is that how slow over the course of ten minutes slowly. Yeah, it is. It is funny There's no denying that so obviously it's gonna be shown But man Oh my god, dude, how how guys just have the worst crap luck, dude Some guys do have a bad SNL fired. I get on right now. I'm a regular on Joe Rogan canceled by the entire world Although I still think it's kind of dry rogues is good. Yeah, I think he's doing pretty well survive. They're trying though They're gonna be giving him like the you know, they're caught. I mean they're probably doing it for a while Digging in the past hitting old people up like hey, do you know anything? Yeah, like that's fucked up, dude

And then you the video he released was good. Did you watch that? I noticed they didn't tint his fucking face either Yeah, I saw that he looked clear as day. Why did they do that's crazy? What was the reason for that? Yeah, they wanted to make him look like he was sick from COVID. I was crazy. He looked healthy. They made him gray They must how many gardenes you think CNN has to fucking play premiere trip a lot Yeah, I'll stop kicking at my lip eventually. What do you mean? Oh the dry patch? Yeah, I keep trying to get it from pieces skin Bite it off Be a man. Yeah, bite it off. Get that baby skin going Yeah, I think CNN is ran mostly by gardenes. I think so like how can we make this guy this powerful man look foolish?

We will tint him. Yeah, he looked like orange and green. Yeah, I did see that And it was like what there has to be some like, oh, you know, sometimes when we process film It's like, I'm pretty sure I don't you guys did that's dastardly, dude Yeah, think of what they could do to Biden if they wanted making him look old. Oh my god Just not using a filter just using a regular camera. I mean, he's geese. Did you see the video someone sent me a video where? It's just compilations of Biden like all of a sudden like looking in a direction So he'll be talking and I'll still get quiet and someone like Joe It looks dude, it's so fun, huh?

I saw one today of him just walking away during a speech. I mean, dude, they they dog Trump. Did he really? Yeah, it was it was I think Jill was speaking he was standing next to her then he just walked Back you could see him like walk away, too. It's pretty fun. Yeah, somebody must have told him something. Yeah, of course They were like, hey, Joe, you got it. Come here. You got it. You got ice cream. You got a treat for you He loves his treats. He does love I can relate to that and I support his treat his love of treats Yeah, but like dude imagine relatable dude. That's just our sweet leader. That's true But imagine how much if they like they fucking they bird dog Trump the entire time They're on his ass if they gave him like dude

By the ounce of the criticism they gave yeah, like things are going they were things were going pretty poorly and instead I noticed I try to read the news every now and again and they had the article was a Joe Biden's taking time to step back and reassess what's going on. It's like Yeah, how that's not a real story. The title should be Joe Biden is scrambling He's spiraling out of control and this is we got to figure it out now. I don't believe that but that's how the article would have been Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not the reason I don't believe this because I don't know Yeah, who the fuck I'm not saying he's not scrambling. Well, I think they were like specifically pressing him on when he was in there He's like, I'm gonna raise student debt. Yeah

And they're like, did you take any student debt away? They're like, we don't comment on that right now I was like, you know, but again, dude, we're not gonna let you know our plans. Yeah, but they're like right now He's taking because everything's just going poorly and everyone's miserable So that's the thing I really wonder whether it's like I'm sure they're doing like real stuff sometimes But it's like it's funny when like things just suck and it's like yeah, everything sucks right now, dude You're getting a bad. He's just a bad couple years. Yeah, everything sucks It's like we'll do a story that you stepped back to reassess. Yeah, we'll say you're working on it Shouldn't they be doing that every single day. They should probably be assessing things constantly

Like what he's gonna take a step back the president takes a step back to read and there's a bunch of what articles this to you remember I forget it was something that came out like two weeks ago. It might have been on the news. I think maybe I Don't know because we had that we had the in-laws over the house, bro Somebody come help me a couple days ago. Really classic. I'm just a merry guy with the in-laws over Sometimes the news pops up and the in-laws are over So they'll be watching the news, but I think it might have been even before that though It was like Joe Biden's in a step back to reassess and kind of how did the in-laws feel about the news? We caught a hot news take. Oh, so we were driving all we were was dropping off the in-laws at the airport and a

Thing came on the radio and it was about voter ID and It was funny because I I'm in the back Britney's up front with me. I'm driving and in-laws are in the back and I hear a couple like mmm a couple of those and then of course Britney's black conservative She launches into like so what people need to present like an identification to what vote so that's weird She's like, you know, I got a present one to get into a restaurant But I guess you don't need one to vote and like dude It was just bought a lot of tight lift how'd that how'd that go? It got it She was escalating. I know what she was doing. Yes. I just from the driver's side went

It's all bullshit and just silence until you can do that is silence. Yeah, it's all bullshit and it's silence the whole I just didn't want them to fight. Yeah, but that was a that was a pretty astute point It's all bullshit. No, no, I have to show to get a restaurant I'm sure my medical records to get into maybe I can show my ID to vote I don't know that's the one I don't understand, but they're talking about mailings. Yeah, it's showing your idea Show your ID to vote. Yeah, I've always I've always kind of been confused by that I guess historically it was a pretty racist thing the show. Well, I guess before what was the what was the thing back there? Fuck it by now back then they didn't do I would have like literacy tests

Did they for people that weren't like even allowed to go to school? Yeah, I guess you can't vote. Yeah, that's bad Yeah, that's bad, but if you know to get people and be like hey if you're giving out free IDs That's that's a solution and that's fine. But yeah, but I mean, you know, but yeah I I believe you should probably have to show ID to vote. That's pretty important, you know I think that makes sense just to make sure people don't now. I don't want to come off as a goddamn white supremacist But I don't mind a little photo ID at the voting booth, you know, just to check me old racist Well, that was the thing like The other thing they covered was like sit the mailings is a hot topic. That was a bit. They hit up the mail

I'll tell you who's gonna be saying Mailings if you're against mailings you're racist. I would imagine the Democrats. Yeah, I think they are gonna rely pretty heavily on those mailings again Yeah, don't you don't you dare Shawn Paul's this don't you dare perpetuate the great lie to your art put it back on Sorry, buddy. I'm the only Patriot Sorry, I'm mad some fucking corporate shield. Don't you dare perpetuate the great lie to the great lie? I don't even think it's a great lie. I think Mailing votes very clearly won the election like well, it's also you can tell me to one now

There is the argument you could it's your argument that obviously the people that we're gonna do the mailings Were the ones who were scared of the COVID-19 true who tend to be the Democrats yes, they're the one they're the scaredy-cat true they tend to be scaredy-cat 1000% but as somebody who has I've personally rigged an election before I've done it Yes, I'm not gonna say on record the Dems did it because I don't want to be rounded up Yes, and put it in an Australian camp. You don't want to go to don't want to go to I don't want to be deported They're gonna be prison colonies again, dude They were a prison gonna send over I know no back joke if it's getting locked up in Van Demen's land, dude

So bitch that's the tennis and transport. He was yeah, that was his say better If not have a violated his gluten allergy that will get me in the streets when you're on Van Demen's land That's you get what you're you're gonna get some moldy bread. They really put him on Van Demen's land I gotta get a tight the bread Eat your fucking bread But yeah, man, that was a that was a fun ride a nice tense Ride to the air was nice tense ride should have brought up a gerrymandering I Would have been redlining in districts. How about these voting districts? I like them. They're redoing them

I think now. Yeah, they redo the remixing them That's a little like the remix little remix parties like the old remix. Do they really? Yeah, they want to get the people that are gonna vote for them. Yeah, and the little thing. Yeah, such a weird I Have an idea for Big tech censorship what and I don't know if it's actually feasible But like when they boot people off of platforms They should have a thing where they do a flash vote and it's like here was the video Quick survey of all of our users do we think we should ban this guy and if majority rules that'll be chaos

Yeah, you don't think so. No flash vote a flash vote is gonna be what's the funniest outcome? You're gonna be getting people kicked off for the funniest things Maybe the only way to get out of this, you know certain Technological dystopia is to embrace how funny everything is the true and just constantly fuck with shit. Maybe that's the only way out of it It's possible, but flash vote will be sick flash technological vote just democracy. Yeah, you just do hey this person got kicked off What's everyone think you have three days? It's just gonna be a guy screaming the n-word on the flight No, no, no, he's good Well, that's funny keep him around was he gaming now they would get yeah

They would get those people people would fuck but then you'd get people like like whoopee like with that story big Whoop she could get fired big whoop might get fired I gotta see the whole clip because that thing you showed me now is a whole different thing Oh, really? I saw one part of it her just being like her having to explain what she said there Yeah, I think that might have been what it was. It was I saw in two different things, but it was her being like Well, that was like the thing it seemed like she was trying to say again I only saw it's liver, but it was like that was That wasn't so much about race as to like humans doing horrible things to humans

Which is like pretty general she was describing the Holocaust as not racial human. She was singing She was going human nature. Yes, she was like that's just humans being mad at bad humans But that's also she did the she said the Jews are white. That's the big thing You can't say the Jews are white. Yeah, but you can I mean that's always been the excuse I've heard liberals point to that as why the genocide in Europe was so It's so documented is because this was the first time it happened to white people and we were like How could this be true? What also you know, but it was but if you say Jews aren't right now you're a holocaust or it's kind of it's almost like

You're damned if you do damned if you don't Do Ever since your return to the stage you've been on fire Damned if you do Wow Well, wow, what a great audience That was a big crime will be but we'll be some fucking trues We'll be being the true Israel. I agree over bears testament. Yes

She said Yeah, I think she also might have been saying now based on how she covered her Responded to it. Maybe she wasn't but it sounded like she was saying this is a white person problem She said that was this is what this is between you guys. Yeah, this is both you guys so you guys go settle it Which is I thought she sounded like she was joking It's a thing she laughed when she got done saying it kind of funny Yeah, funny thing to say, but it sounded like she was saying it's funny that white people are censoring books To other white people. Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Yeah, she was like, all right, you guys

This is what you guys want to argue about is censoring books. Go ahead. Which by the way, that is a pretty big problem True that she starts censoring books. It's no big whoop, bro. But it might not be a big whoop to you Yeah, I mean, I don't know, you know, I I also I This is this is a very controversial statement. So I'm gonna try to parse my words. I Feel like you're careful. You did a real-time YouTube poll the black community like how fucking whacked out of you guys about the fucking World War Do they feel like don't care What you guys were doing exactly that was Europe that was purely European dude. You want to talk history? No, hold on All right, let's talk. I need to issue one thing before we start

I owe I believe an apology Perhaps to the honky-hockey player that got in that fight with PKC bands brother. What happened? He claims he was just doing like, oh, you're tough like strong guy. Oh, he was like, I would never do that Yeah, that's you got fired. Yeah, as soon as he I heard his side. I was like, yeah, maybe we see the tape Well, did he fire up the video muscle up or muscle down depends? He might have done beat your chest, which I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't you're about to fight a guy, too Yeah, but it's also I'm guilty of the same thing of just like oh, I read the headline And I was like you guys hear about this dumb racist fucking hockey player. What a piece of you were laughing

I think that's crazy. I actually kind of defended him because the guy was trying to punch him in the face Fair which but in hockey didn't make a salient point about the nature of what's it what's deemed outrageous and what's not so I was going for there Get some audio on there, please. Yeah, so let me see the vid are they So they're fighting they're going at it right now refs breaking it up. I Don't see I can't see anything Let me say For the audio listeners are what trying to watch the clip of this hockey thing

Sean's picked a rather lengthy clip try to find the clip and get back to us You got it So now he's saying he went muscle man like you think you're tough and muscular like I am done it before to people like it's a taunt It's a regular taunt like when someone's being like, oh, I'll fuck you up. They're always like a big guy, huh? You're a tough guy. Oh, yeah, strong guy. Hey. Yeah Huh, well, hopefully he's out of the league. Yeah, he's gone cut from the fucking team for god damn really. Yeah That made big news. It was big news. They're looking they're searching remember the fucking What's the name bubble while Bob Wallace and that was a noose in his locker and all of NASCAR like marched with him

Like it was fucking Selma. Yeah, dude turns out that was a rope from the garage. They were like well, but still But imagine seeing but imagine if it was I know what it wasn't small that got tried didn't he got you found guilt Well, it was yeah, I think I think small it was like Just when they're like dropping federal charges on him. Are they but then he got charged I forget they brought it back I guess one deliberation was like an hour to which is funny. Really? Yeah, it was like very quick Just like yeah, yeah, dude, let's get lunch. Let's eat these sandwiches and get back at these free Jimmy John's You look I don't they probably check their watch like I don't want to go back to last two hours of work I'm not getting true. I would sit there

I'd sit there and talk small that for 45 minutes more that must have been fun There's probably a bunch of people having a good old laugh about it about Jossie But you think those Nigerian guys jerked off with them. You think that's some shitty made up I think that's probably true. It's that's what someone else said. I think that's true I don't buy it for a second dude that they were doing drugs and whacking off There might have been doing drugs with them. They weren't whacking off. Maybe yeah, those two guys Would you get into that that much in the fitness like they are no way you're doing that? I think that's when you start to know way, dude. I just got into fitness. What do you think?

Some impure thoughts Some impure thoughts about you two and me really Toss and gardeni back and forth like a beach ball You and me every time you're stepping up. You're just thrust into one of us like gardeni's cheeks His I mean you would his red hairy cheeks, dude He would you would see wouldn't be able to breathe dude. You'd have him face down the whole time He'd be so rough with gardeni and then I'd be using yours What would you be using? I'd be using your juices as lube to get back in them. Oh my god, yeah

I'd fucking I didn't tap his butt with it I'd have to I'd have to be I'd have to be kissing him during the moment of insertion I'm a big moment of insertion head. Oh, I'd have to see his family Pinches mouth. So you would be in front of him while I was I mean front of him. Look at me shake your head I'd have to make eye contact the whole time. I do one eye on each of you and you get me Moment of insertion Sorry Sean, can you find the guy named Clipper? How can you not find this dude? Aren't you like 22? This is so good

They call that's a massive cover-up. Yeah, let me see They block them out That's a goddamn cover-up That's some bullshit that's some bullshit Interesting so but you you're saying this case hasn't totally been closed I think the case is interesting, but the guy also said like hey, I'm sorry That that you thought it was that I wouldn't want that. Yeah, that's how he seemed pretty sad Yes, that's a bad thing right now, dude

So I owe that because I was quick to bring up the story as if that guy did do monkey gestures Well, I believe I Remembering for what I remembered from last week. I didn't it didn't seem to me as if you were fully Okay, I don't like to condemn people just brought up a story, but no, you know, you didn't you didn't fully like Attack the man in pk suband's brother's defense. He was also in a hockey league in South Carolina So, you know, his guard was probably up Sounds like the whitest thing on earth. That's true. You know, that's a yeah No, I would be maybe have your radar up a little kind of popped up a little bit. Yeah, that's you on the ice like that

On the ice amongst the when the whites are on the ice flying around to all this also all of a sudden speeds Not a factor The boy boys get a little arrogant, dude You just make us like we're balancing ourselves on metal blades. Yes equalizer for sure. It is the equalizer The great the great equalizer. It is the ice Every they're all just like, I don't know. I'm just comfortable. I'm super comfortable. I don't know what it is about this setting I'm just super comfortable fly out here. It's freezing fucking cold. It's cold. It sucks out here all that neanderthal DNA kicks in dude Yeah, for sure. So Matt even even reading a lot about history a little bit. I read for about here about it two hours yesterday

It's a good book, dude. Well, so far we'll see. I don't you know, I'm not sure I haven't finished it I'm sure there's pushback is an ambitious book the guy did a book. I think George Friedman. It's called the next hundred years he wrote it in 2009 and He tried to lay out what will where will be in terms of geopolitics his to define it he's saying geopolitics are the kind of like the churning and like invisible forces that come about from a bunch of distinct countries pursuing their rational end of like if You're from Yugoslavia

You're gonna want Yugoslavia to be doing as good as Yugoslavia person like possibly can do and that'll have effect in the neighboring country Than a bigger power might have to intervene so he's saying that's geopolitics There's just these things pushing at each other and things kind of pop up and happen So he was saying his prediction is where will be in 2100 and the best part about it is he just comes right off the bat And he goes, I you know, I'm gonna it's gonna look like I'm America centric, but all this shit about America like being over He's like it's just hogwash He's like we're a young I agree with that. We're a young democracy We have

Just Unrivaled military and economic power. He's like it's not even fucking close like he's like it's not like our Navy Just our naval power Ridiculous, I've chatted naval power on here. I know I know we have 11 aircraft carriers Dude, most countries have fucking zero. It's crazy Zero did you get into the next like top 10 combined don't equal how many we have yeah, but there's one downside of that That shit can get outdated Your military can be obsolete in 10 years. It's happened before in history. Really? Yeah

Techniques and the technology your military uses like I think it was World War one Italy had a nice little fleet And then aircraft came around just fucking bombed the fuck out of their fleet while it was in You know, yeah, fuck we wasted all of our time and money on that Yeah, you don't have any more left now. We were the boats They were just here

Whose side were they on in World War one World War one they were They didn't join the axis. That was world. That was now World War two's axis, but then they flipped. I know They're like You're not doing great. We switch. I said Hey, what's going on World War one the Italians were fighting the Austrians Yeah, I think so. So I think they were on the allies. Are you with the conspiracy theory? Well, it was it was back then it was conspiracy theory by the german by one like the german leader saying like that was all orchestrated to knock germany down Yeah

Like england conspired just england wanted to fuck them up. Yeah, that's that's some hitler talk. Is that hitler talk? Yeah, okay That's good hitler talk. That's it No, it was uh, World War one started with Serbia. Yeah, they shot france ferdinand. Yep. Yeah. Well, dude the book talks so basically The book said russia jumped in and russian germany jumped in and they're like don't fuck with us Yeah, so the book was basically saying like dude all this talk about america like america's a young country That's like leaving pretty recently in terms of like historical like span of like, you know Civilizations, whatever it's just leaving a barbaric face. Like we're just getting out of barbarism

And it's like, you know, relatively in terms of like how our very beginnings because we got to start a little later I don't like when they talk in phases like that. Yeah, like because they were doing that with islam for a while They were like, well when christianity was this old we were doing the inquisition And it's like, yeah, but that we didn't do the inquisition in 2020. Yeah. Yeah, but but he's saying he's just a weird He was like it's true, but he's saying we're like going He's like europe ruled. What was that? What do they had their thing for like 300 400 years? That's when like they had like their dominion over like Yeah, the greater part of the world. Yeah, so they were all running around doing all this crazy stuff

Or like they were just conquering conquering conquering, but then they would fight each other in the meantime They'd have all the little things and like england would be like what's off france? france like fuck you do they Basically tore each other to shreds. They just tore themselves to shreds And I think they're the one thing they're saying is america in the first world war. No, I think it's the second They stepped in to help as england was fucked in second world war America was like we'll help you and they did this thing It was a weird naval deal like we'll lend you boats

But you got to give us all of your naval bases Like get kind of close to us So america apparently like assumed a ton of like england or british naval bases. Yeah, that's They say that world war two was actually it might have been world war one Was like when the banks shifted from london to america. Yeah, it all shifted to america. We took everybody's loans Yeah, we paid for the war. We profited off the war. We were late to both wars. We didn't join either of them Yeah, late five was america was 500 000 dead and I think world war two had 10 million casualties. Yeah. Well, it's not bad Yeah, I mean that's 500 000 bros. They were saying like a whole almost way more than 10 million casualties. Yeah, yeah, true

Like yeah rush ahead 20. Yeah, see and they were saying like there was like almost like had like six No, that might be strong Well, they were saying that uh Like almost they were countries were like almost an entire generation of men got wiped out Yeah, they're like entire generation of dudes just gone. There's a year in france That there's no men that year from world war one. Yeah dude, well, basically so the book is basically saying like Going off of like the european like for how long europe was in power

They had like a long time they got to kind of like they eventually, you know, they basically put us like just destroyed each other But it was like america has only been in power for so long and we also have this unprecedented like economic power control of both the pacific and the You know, a lannic ocean, which is big and they're basically saying like dude We'll be ruling up until 2100 and they think that the biggest The the person who will come to power that nobody is actually like predicting mexico They're saying in the year 2100 mexico is going to try to claim texas back and parts account like the part we took from mexico

Dude, well, here's this is why they're saying that because they're saying we're going to have the population is going to drop And then we're going to have to start enticing Immigrant we're it'll be the opposite where we're trying to keep people out We're going to be competing to entice immigrants to come to the country and then like they're that's going to like boost their economy and all Does he talk about how china's population is actually dropping? He basically says china's just gonna china's dropping and they're all old now Well, he was saying there's in trouble. They're going to revolt and this is 2009 He was like the coastal regions in china get really rich when they open up traded the outside world

And then the people on like the inside of china just are poor as fuck and then eventually just result revolt against the rich Yeah, the turbines bro china in 2009. He also called he goes this whole like jihadist war Nothing, he's like that'll just go away. Yeah, he was he's right about that. Yeah He's like that'll that was he's he called it a spasm. He's like that was just a spasm. Well, that was I think that was a bit of a result of the west meddling, dude. Well, dude, so he talks about the fact that after World war two might have

They were just poor guys chilling. Oh, yeah, well talked with so what he was saying is not saying they're good guys Yeah, no, yeah, they're just I don't want to sound like a damn hippie right now. No, they're just guys They got sucked they got sucked into a thing They were no good themselves. They were trying to restore a world muslim empire. That was that's what he talked about that a lot Again, I'm only had a quarter of the way through he wants the ottomans, dude He talked about how they was dudes would be like, yo, we used to run the world. Let's go the ottoman empire was big dogs Yeah, but like they didn't know what the fuck was going on because then like a meanwhile america's like The dudes over in the middle east. No, they were they were doing what they it was oil got them

Once europe was like, yeah, europe and america were like, what are you guys at? We need oil? Yeah Well, that's the other thing too people like all america america still is a major producer of oil They still produce a ton of energy just not as much as like the leading we might have to cut off the ruskies They keep backing up. Oh, yeah, the ruskies. We're gonna prohibit europe from buying russian oil there. He was saying Then they'll go to china. He said russia will collapse again as well. He's like russia's i think russia's already on that's fucking But he said like so like the fall the so they'll do like a fall of the soviet union Oh, okay, because the thing he was saying was once world war two. It's good. We're predicting the future right now

This guy did it. Oh my fucking no. I want I rewatched the last episode of adam kurtis this week I know all about this stuff. Exactly dude. I've read this one book and at least now I was able to go like oh, I've like heard stuff like that. But what he was saying after world war two Europe was just in shambles russia was like, well, we'll be king of the shambles We'll run europe and we'll get like access to europe's kind of like while there's other stuff and america was like We can't have it So that that was the cold war and then once the soviet union the soviet union kept that like Weird no man's land of eastern europe into the middle east in check. Yeah kept them in check

Because they like they wouldn't bust it because that was all dudes from like old civilizations who would be like the finnishians will rise Like there were all these weird Old civilizations like we got a fucking rise again, but russia would be like Not right now guys stop. Yeah, as soon as russia fell because we had been training afghan afghan You know that afghan, you got the whole time the whole time russia fell and then they were like Oh, shit. This is up for grabs now. So it's been a nonstop domino people like. Oh shit. They collapsed up for grabs Pretty tight. Yeah, and at the whole place apparently. I didn't know that after the cold war that stretch of like the Balkans Just fucking he was yeah, that was like kosovo and all that shit when we were little

I didn't know about that. I mean I heard about it, but that's where it came from Of course, I didn't know this. This is how history works. I knew this is how you can literally It it keeps going. It's crazy. You can blame the way things are right now Is from the american civil war Dude, and that's things that happen then yeah things that happen and then that happened because of the revolution that happened because Every single thing you can it's pretty tight the way things are now is because of the Haitian revolution That's how history works. It was not. It was really not. That's why i'm such a big fan of it. I say wow What a great subject. Wow, but the that was a young boy in fifth grade. I said wow. What a great subject

That's interesting. The funny thing was he was saying america The reason we get all doom and gloom all the time He's like that's just built into our the way we are because we're still like We're still in a thing where it's like we're paranoid as fuck because we We've done all these things out of this position of like a scared young insecure country of being like fuck. Fuck. Fuck. We gotta build a navy Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. And we've just amassed this gigantic fucking superpower. Somebody sent me a book. I gotta check it out, dude It's a hero of both worlds. It's about Lafayette. Well, you'd like this boy What's he do? He was a baller in france. He came over and helped all the guy who trained the american revolution

And then he went back for the french revolution Damn, he's a g I think if I if I recall correctly, he was uh Kind of against the french revolution. He was like, yo chill the fuck out beast and the boys got wild anyway Yeah, they did They did dude that that book was pumping me out big time, dude I got a big fight with my girl. This you would like this about what she was just talking about great france was I was like the french

Suck Yeah, dude, you don't understand beauty in fact an architecture It's like ireland's better than fucking gay ass france France had one good run napoleon pushed it napoleon had a nice France has been beasts throughout history. John of arc was a beat. I mean, they were always The beast of europe well, I never really To the deutschland came around dude deutscher England and france were always the ones fighting because they were both trying to

I said spain dude spain's up there with france historical domination. Yeah spain rules. Yeah, they were all doing their thing Now they're taking naps. They did it. They worked dude. They're done working. They were spain retired grease retired first Grease it was like we're done forever. We did it. Yeah, and she was thought this made me laugh But just how they've been in uh, like she went over there in 2016 they still hadn't touched buildings that they were building in 08 from the collapse So there's just there's more ruins. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Grease is actively operating on ruins They built more ruins in 08 the entire country's ruins and stray dogs They just abandoned like skyscrapers and they're they abandoned every construction projects that they were working on beautiful now

Yeah, this is where guys in hard hatch used to eat lunch four years ago. They stopped Yeah, grease loves ruins spain spain's up there spain rules They went hard and then they took a nap. It's gotta get real into food But that that was an argument french has good food. No, but french food stinks dude stinks. Thank you French food stinks. It's fucking carrots and gravy and mushrooms. It's crab. It's crap crap It's they they're good desserts. I'll give them. I think uh, tiramisu is pretty good. That's isn't that Italian It's Italian. Yeah, french to crème brûlée. I think crème brûlée is french. They busted the torch out and figured out Huh?

Fuck him. I thought tiramisu was there. No, that's that's italian. How about that the croissant? Yeah, they made yeah, that's Wayne's all yeah throw those in the trash. They're good, but they're not Oreos. Yeah American cookies high fructose corn syrup. Yeah pretty delicious. America is the best food It's like 21,000 you have american chinese food american italian food. Amen. We did it. Oh, of course I think we were in agreement. America is the best though. No, that was that was good to hear those You know you get a lot of people dooming on that whole thing like oh, we're falling into and it's like this guy was like, dude It's it's like an adolescent phase america's going through we're like

Oh, like we'll go through periods like we're the fucking best. I'm like, oh fuck. We're fucking everything's falling apart He's like you just go in and out. He's like we're just we're immature as a culture and we're gonna We're gonna reach maturity in the next 50 years Because apparently he was saying you go through the barbaric phase Which is like basically the people of a country, you know, he's like there's differences here and there But by and large is people who are like If you disagree with what I think fundamentally You either need to completely change your views right now or be destroyed or silenced

He's like that's barbaric Once you're truly civilized you're able to have your own views and be like I believe in my views I can hear like like I could see what you're saying take a little parts things But you're not just like shut the fuck up right that's barbaric And then he said after what happens is people go from civilization Into the uh decadent phase where it's like nothing's even right at all. Who knows what what you become a rich kid from Manhattan That yep, and that's Europe. He's like that Europe's in a decadent He's like Europe fell into decadence and it's just kind of like who even knows what why do you Americans even make such a big

He's like that's bullshit barbarism bullshit We need we need to reach our civilized phase before we clash with the lads The lads he thinks pollin's gonna become a next superpower um I think he said pollin turkey. He's got his he's saying pollin in Mexico. He's saying the rise of the catholics Yes, and turkey. He thinks turkey's gonna rise over the turks to convert He was basically saying all the all the a lot of the great islamic stuff was a lot of it It came through turkey or like yeah, of course, right on that. So he was like turkey pollin us mehiko

He's like they'll be the superpowers of the world. I fuck with that russia collapses china collapses pollin's gonna be strong pollin's gonna be tight said had pollin has been off the map for a while He's like they're gonna come back. So they were great and like the 4 13 14 They were he said they're coming back. They stopped the fucking The the muslims. Yeah, dude. I think it was the hungarians and polox. It just did a big head shield, dude They just fucking ran straight at him with their dumb heads But then you know the the ruskies and germans gave them what for yeah, you know, they're that's tough Now the germans are soft, dude. I think they might be on us and they might be lullin us, dude

Nah, germany's like now. We're good guys True. We forget about what we did true. We actually care about Carbon emissions. We don't even forget about that thing, babe. I love you dude. I'll never cheat on you again Even though I cheated on you twice Yeah, germany germany's uh, I think germany that was the other thing they're saying about america We're not that densely populated at all and we have more farmable land per acre than Almost any other country Definitely

So it's that's what fired me up. I remember that when when the japanese get it back When the japanese were going to war with america, they were like having war discussions should we attack pearl harbour Should we start this war and there were dudes half of them had studied in america most of their officers had studied america and they were like Don't do it. Yeah, this whole thing is it's a field. They have all the food and industry in the world Yep, don't do this. Yeah, and they did it and they found out They found a very they learned a very valuable lesson Hard way He pumps twice he pumps japan up big time. He's like japan japan rules japan will keep going up

You think japan in in asia is going to be the new number one He said japan's going to keep going up. China is going to be a real fucking problem when they're all 90 When a billion people are 90 india and china are going to be fucking nuts Yeah, those are going to be real drags on the global economy It's india again super old I think india is still churning them out. Yeah, i think they're still churning the young boys out He didn't mention india. He hasn't i'm only the beginning of india's who i'm pumped on india and pakistan

Dude, when india is in the bag india has been keeping the middle eastern check That's been india's been our guys i will become pilot for pakistan and defeat india Oh, wow great You watch that video that's no maybe the best video of all time What is it? It's a school and each kid is coming up and screaming what they're going to do for pakistan Yeah, and they all love pakistan And there's this big fat lady leaning on like it. She's not even trying after that She's like leaning on a podium like what will you do for pakistan?

It's like i will learn i will teach kids many kids how to become great students of pakistan She's like oh, wow, he's going to teach the youth Then the next guy'll come up and we'll be like i will become a great pilot for pakistan and bomb india and she's like he's going to bomb india wow It's so good One kid comes up half green half white face. He's painted with the pakistan flag. He's like i will sacrifice my life for pakistan It's barbaric. It's it rules. It's not people say they don't like that word at all, but that's definition Yeah, but i would the thing i don't the thing i

disagree with is the It's not it's not about how long you've been around because india well actually india's fairly new china's been around since moses had a paper route old cell yeah egypt How are they doing? We say marion my damn sister. That's what those us us allowed that though getting on a boat coming over here and fucking my sister the us that was an american intervention

America made that possible if america didn't intercede if we let israel continue to rock their world israel israel france and like one other european country went for egypt america was like no no no no france went for egypt with napoleon But i think israel israel had a war with them and israel called off the dogs and gave them back a strip of land This guy claims this guy claims that America stepped in and stopped israel and two other countries. I'm attacking egypt It was like no no no basically said like you guys didn't run that by us therefore I think it was the seven days war is that what it was there's a seven days war where israel just

slaughtered egypt why Egypt they were talking shit well all the middle east was like all right. Let's go. Let's get them And they ended up getting fucking destroyed. Did they really yeah, they got rocked and india was or israel was like All right, you can have it back. Don't fuck with us again. Yeah, leave us alone israel's mean Six day war Look at the casualties. I'm surprised the israelites didn't destroy the pyramids You think they would have taken a little blow. They would have been like no they got there. They said wow What a great period. Oh, that was the alien force field would have kicked in and blocked fucking

Blocked their bombs Wow, what a great monument Yeah, I was pumped. I've been getting pumped on this book dude get pumped on history. It's the best Yeah, it's really cool. Get rid of that psychology mumbo. No, I like that too Psychologies for the birds. I like that dude. I'm fine. I fucking I have a feminine mental archetype, dude Just like petersen really I'm interested in people. I'm one of the small percentage of men who are interested genuinely interested in people But I do like history dude I might be coming more of a man as I get older dude

It might be true you're getting into history Dude the book is it was just so many things that I've heard scraps of and I got to like get the full picture and I was like Oh, yeah, that's how it works. Yeah, okay I was and I just rambled at the britney we went to my parents out so I said I'm like and then and then when we're two They didn't think and then and then the part, you know that like part of like like You know like eastern europe where it's like they're like kind of like 10 podcast episodes where I do this exact rambling. It's awesome Yeah, so fun Yeah, I wait till I finish the whole thing cool stuff you want to hear about wait till I finish

The casualty numbers of the six days war for me And then what's the name of the peninsula the seer? What's it called? You'll see it let me say try to find some facts. I'm an idiot Yeah, Israel took them all on Took them all on Israel had Israel had Almost a thousand casual here Sean get into the mic Come on, dude. Make an effort. Make an effort. Don't be don't play coy now

Yeah, it's kissing Israel had Hey Matt let him get the facts out This podcast driven Israel had like a thousand killed About four five thousand wounded Egypt had 15,000 killed they're missing Jordan almost a thousand Syria 2,500

It breaks the dab between each country, but it's thousands To almost nothing on yeah, Israel went off on them. Yeah, and then also 20 israeli civilians killed 34 u.s Navy marine and ns. Yeah, we were we were chill. We were hanging and 17 soviet marines killed allegedly it says So they couldn't still be out. Yeah There's also I mean that was basically like that was What israel did was basically like when stone cold would come in at the end of wrong. Oh my god. It's just stunner like eight wrestlers Damn, uh, check out. You know what another good one is that people don't know about is iraq. Iran Really data war with like i'm talking a million casualties. What?

recently Did they really 70s 77 that was pre-deserts early. Yeah deserts one was like 90 early 90s 80 to 88 was this war iraq iran. I was way off No, that's probably it and they were just attacking each other those casualties Yeah, they got surprised he he got into that whole i'm obsessed with the eastern europe stuff where it was like They were like doing like horrific genocide shit to each other Read bloodlines. Is that what that's the whole thing about it's about eastern europe. It's about that area

I gotta listen to that again It was making me so sleepy when I listened to it at first Yeah, peep those casualties what you got Oh, i'll read them here, so Let me see what side is which side All right military dead 200 to 600 000 On what's that iran that's iranian iranian military dead on iraq 105 000 to 500 000

400 000 peo 70 000 peo w's. What's a wia? 400 000 wia's yeah wounded in action. Oh my god. Yeah, they were they went wild They went a hog wild economic loss 627 bill 627 billion iraq lost 561 billion 16 000 civilians killed billion dollars I wonder how much yeah, they lost the whole And they say civilians 100 000 civilians died. I think on both sides. How about uh, which one's suni and which one's shia?

I always get that mixed up I'm not sure But yeah, that's they went on they went hard on each other. How are they the same? I know saudi arabia and iran are different and those are the two in the middle east that are kind of doing doing battle Stay out of it. Dude. The sick thing is both both sides. Both sides claim victory. Of course they did, dude That's hilarious. They had dictators. We won. I can't believe we won guys How many did we lose? Well somewhere between 500 and 100 000 of us died

Don't worry about that. It's probably probably 100 There there was m.i.a. Bro. They're they're the best. They got peo w'd. We did it again That was the other thing the book talked about how the united states has been We we've been warring. I think like 22 percent of the time we've been like a country And the last 20 years we've been we've been more just non-stop and they're saying basically It's not so much. We're going to fight big battles But we have to be constantly destabilizing anything that looks like an alliance against us United states militaries is constantly and just never ending just destabilizing every single thing that pops up

That looks like they could form some alliance against us. They'll be like, okay Yeah, it's pretty easy. You can just cut off according to the book to be pump brazil up at all because brazil's big right now Not yet. He hasn't pumped up. He's gonna pump brazil up. They're a huge population. You know who's gonna be big Nigeria. Oh, yeah, write it down, dude. They're blowing up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're getting money, bro They're getting paid. They're tricking everybody They are they're making all the name they're taking all the nannies monies. They're about dude. They're about the bag, dude But their population is gigantic. Is it like top 10? You would think are you with that? Do you ever hear the theory that like africa is really like way bigger than it is on the map?

It's not a theory. There's a theory. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it's huge. Why are they making so small? Why do they make Russia so big and africa so small greenland? You know greenland, dude, that's so that's 14 of those fit into africa So what the fuck? I don't know. It's just the Fucking topography. I don't know how to say the word man. He was the way they made the map the fucking bullshit is what it is, bro True America should be in the center. We should be making it america in the center We should make it big as hell too. Yeah, we should make it bigger, but they're fucking huge That was a theory. I saw on instagram rush. They make Russia look way bigger

They make green and look way bigger and make it out. It's just further north you get the longer the the latitude and longitude gets the latitude So you're saying it's because like of the globe shape. Yeah, that's how the map looks those types of maps Oh, okay. Yeah, this this was someone saying like, you know what they're fucking trying to do Yeah, of course somebody said that They're wrong. So africa's biggest hell africa's bigger than hell, bro Damn, dude. Yeah. Yeah, nigerians get money. Dude. I was at that. I told you I was at that wedding. They make it rain It's part. It's a custom nigeria's get money. You make it rain on the briding

You make it brazil is coming. Although they've just had a bit of a setback lately. What happened? Uh, I don't know. They're a whole fucking country calling on fire that time. Oh, that stinks and then This is bad. That's bad for business It stinks That's a bad worldly. That's gotta that's gotta be that's gotta hurt your reelection Like wait, where you gotta let the whole thing catch on fire whole country Oh, it stinks How they catch you on fire the amazon they're just deforesting the

Yikes, they're just getting money. Yeah, they're not worried about the global oxygen securing the bag Yeah, it's time to secure the bag That must that must be so sweet the amount of money in destroying the rainforest must be so enticing You have people being like and then all of us are like, what about all the monkeys that live there? They're like, no, we are around them. They suck. It's real burn it down, dude. Yeah, true It's the it's the scariest woods. It's the scariest woods ever. Yeah, loud Louder than hell. You're trying to get some shut eye in the jungle. Yeah, dude. You this is a podcast This is we're breaking down geopolitics. Dude, we're bringing in how loud the fucking woods are

You You're like just hot like I'm gonna get so paid off all these trees and you come across like people who have been in there for like 500,000 years. You're like I'm not gonna tell anybody you guys existed. Shit. Yeah. No, you gotta mow them down Like they never existed Just that big spiked fucking paper be like just Get out of the way. I mean, dude Guys, you got it. You got five seconds

Yeah, you're gonna love ours. Shit. Yeah, come check out Rio. We have walls check out walls. We did get a kick out of fucking walls Yeah, man. The uh, I haven't got to brazil yet, but he's the polish one. I was like, damn dude. I hope we don't fight mexico, dude I'm There's too much. There's gonna be too much crossover boys Well, dude, that that's his whole point is like Nobody would have predicted so many of the things of world one world two seem unpredictable So he's like whenever you're making big long-term predictions. He's like you're gonna throw you gotta throw what what does he mean was unpredictable? I think back then they didn't think america would become a superpower like way back in like the

1700-1800s there was europe was laughing at america. No, that's the dude then they saw what we did in the civil war and they were like Yeah, yo So what what was the one that america lost to england for it was at the war of 1812. Yeah, so we lost that Yeah, and then we came back big day. That was like a that doesn't count dude War of 1812 it was bull He was talking about there was the louisiana purchase But then we had to fight england to actually get that land that we bought that we bought fair and square fair and square France was in a hole. France was in a hole. We're like, yeah, we'll buy that shit

France was paunting shit But take backs no take backs, but apparently we had to fight a war to actually claim the land Uh, I'm not sure. So there's like one of those stupid little micro wars. Everyone is lost Wasn't louisiana purchase like 1807. I think so. It might have been big jack Interjected a battle of new orleans. He fought in new orleans. It was a battle of new orleans gave us access to the land Yes, but yeah, dude. It's pretty sick. It was that was That was 1814 Was that a battle of new orleans?

A couple hundred casualties Dude, let's go Back then if you would give me an 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel jackson down the mighty missus hip We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we fought the bloody british in the town of new orleans Well, we fired our guns, but the british kept on coming There wasn't as many as there was a while ago fired once more and they began to running Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico Damn, come on, dude. Oh, you're in the alehouse, dude. Just fucking listen. You're frosty. Hurrah

Hurrah I've said it before dude. We Dudes need to be able to get together and just join victoria song That's one thing that the british do have the british and the irish have that they still do that They get fucked up in pubs and sing together. We gotta do it. It's good for your health. It's good for us to sing It's literally i'm telling you i'm very close to joining a choir Oh, it's good for your health. You weren't kidding about that fucking feminine energy, dude Why it's all the choir you're gonna join a choir, dude. That's masculine as hell. What are you gonna sing?

Oh happy day. No, I would just happy day No, dude They did studies of people with cortisol levels and blood pressure and they measure cortisol when you come out of a choir sesh plummets There's something about getting together people and singing. It's good for your health. Yeah, you're gay and it's fun What yeah, what were they checking how fucking happy everybody was it's good for you, dude Finally, I can sing with the guys About god. Yes, dude

Raise exalt. You need to get a couple pints and sing about the fucking exalt his glorious sing together that works the same thing No, that's no you need to start going to you go to fish town start saying mls flights on i'll try Yeah, or just like sing something about like, you know just something we did that's like victoria's it ties us all together And this neighborhood used to be dangerous Huzzah and now the property I'm saying about fish town that was white people. They displaced that was fish town white Hips that a big antifa now, but I'm saying they they displaced whites Fish town was poor white. Yes, and that was

And now they've been displaced by rich kids I used to work with a guy Who exclusively his words not mine when he talks about the white dudes who moved into his neighborhood He just blanketly refers to them as the faggots That's it's his word. I'll be honest those are his words or his words, but he's I think he's spot on He's like just some dude with some fucking like kind of chubby white dude with a beard with like a gritty a gritty tattoo I'm sorry fascists aren't welcome here. He goes to his corner bar and he's they've been coming in And he just doesn't matter sexual orientation. He's like, you know our bar, you know the faggots started coming to us That's how we'd be painting a house and he'd just be like ever since you know

That's a major problem But they're because they're in the property in the bar be like Huzzah, hey, we moved in they're in there and I bought this place for 70 grand now It's worth 300 000 My dad helped me with that purchase. My dad knows about carpentry and he did it all for free That's so sick to become a fat pussy communist Jesus christ, I was thinking about that. You know, it also is gay is dude being becoming right wing guys. Yeah That's also very gay. It's barbaric. It is cooler than being a fat communist

It's preferable. Yes. It's preferable of the two evils. Yes. It's a less It's a lesser for sure. It's a lesser. So we side with fascism We tell not the fascists. We tolerate them for geopolitics fascists. We tolerate. No, it's the they're also Libertarians. I mean chain. I'm gonna get real deep on you. I mean you can't control the internet all of a sudden call other people fascist That's a meme. I saw on instagram You want to shut down the internet and call them fascists? That's fascism brother. Yeah, dude. We need to get we need to start going down to the communist fat bars and start real Fucking cracking skulls. That's what I'm training for right now. I'm doing box steps

So that I can find two weeks of box steps. I'll be in better shape than just holding a trash can later MLS fans cigarette smoking fucking cooled the press dude Yeah, I'd like to punch them in the belly. They're decadence, dude. They are they they're fucking decadent. What's the point? What's even real? No, dude football rules. Yeah, we're bringing in civilization football rules. They need to know that Oh, yeah, Joe bros cool Joe cool needs to die, dude Not like figuratively bro. I'm talking about oh being cool Joe cool. Yeah Joe cool the guy. He we're talking about Joe burrow Oh, was that his nickname? Oh, no, no, I'm not talking about. I don't want to kill

Joe Montana's nickname. This is a little sacrilege. There's they call him Joe cool, too. No They're just saying he's cool. Everybody's agreeing. He's not I'm not saying we should kill the quarterback of the bangles The bangles I almost called them the bangle tigers. They should kill the bangle tiger. You cheer for the Cincinnati bangle tigers But yeah, dude, that needs to stop right now that whole like moor because it's like no, dude We need to be like, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna fucking bomb like third. We need our third Oh, we need the back of the bomb. We need the pakistan. Oh pakistan is in the bag pakistan is in the bag

But yeah, man, people need to realize dude a lot of people a lot of blood sweat and tears, dude Yeah, for you to see the bar and you start asking not what your country can do for you So I'm saying you could do for your country. That's what I'm saying. Maybe this is what we do for our country Yeah, dude, we get on the podcast Dude, brinny hit me with you tell goofs brinny hit me with that shit when my was born She's like you went the next day and did a podcast. I'm like, dude, Winston Churchill couldn't take sick days and take a day off It's just the same thing Exactly the same this is the same thing

Although even though up the raw dude fuck Winston Churchill. Yeah, what was this deal? What Churchill? Yeah, you'd elect what he did He fired he tried to in world war one. He tried to go out those ottomans, dude and he found out Did he really? Yeah, he sent the boys into don't sleep on turkey, dude Turkey's got him according to this book turkey's coming back And he did call in 2009. He I mean, I don't again. I forget exactly what's happened I think though. Yeah, that was like obama just got elected So it was like the height of like a lot of the turkeys having a tough time right now. They have what's his name and uh

He just came Yeah, that guy's beefing with like they're dealing with the press. He just attacked a tough time Yeah, the turkish leader just came out the press was like, yo stop that anti turkey bullshit, dude His name is Aragon Yeah, apparently I I looked up turkey news to see if they were killing it to see if this guy was right and I Saw that they're having

Bit of a squabble, you know, yeah a bit of a tough time but That's got to stink especially if dude, especially if you're like a full totalitarian country and like the internet starts coming That's like god Telling everybody what we're doing fucking stinks But you know what another thing that guy might not predict who knows about how the reliance on oil is gonna go Although I think that's probably gonna be around for at least a hundred years He was saying we're gonna go tough to predict. Well, he said we're gonna get uh

Out like space generated energy. So we're gonna have a solar panel. He's like solar panels on that land It's too much. It's too clunky. It's kind of shitty. He's like, but we're gonna go out and set them up on the moon We're gonna start harnessing Wi-Fi the energy back. He said, uh, radio Radio act radio waves or something. I'd like to get some radioactive bullshit flying around some kind of waves We're gonna send energy back in wave form. Yeah, just harness energy from outer space and it's not gonna be a thing Problems gonna be the population dip. That's gonna be the issue. Sean. What are we at time wise? That's goddamn good episode. We the population tip is gonna be tight. Yeah, it's gonna be great

Money's gonna workers are gonna get paid more. Yeah, and then we're gonna start being like we're gonna start like Enticing immigrants to come here the country's gonna be so nasty when we go come on guys that it that's gonna all the fat Pussies in the bar are gonna get excuse me. Yeah, all the dudes from like Dagestan. I'm like, oh, excuse me. Can I get a beer? Excuse me. Yeah step. Yeah, but they'll be so rich by then. Dagestan. He's coming in and bulldogging them It's gonna be sick as we need we need fresh blood dude The fat pussies are gonna be like actually you can't there's gonna be like 40 dagestan is like what like never mind, sir Nothing You guys comment we fucking hate communism dude. We're from fucking Dagestan. True. They're gonna be like, oh, I'm sorry

Shane, where can we catch you guys? Shane, where can the people catch you guys should do those up front? Do we I know I know I mean I love the art form But I also love business No, we don't need to do that. We'll do it. Oh, fuck it 17th and 18th and 19th and 20th You guys could come see me just kidding. You can't it's all sold out No, actually we added another show Sunday the 20th Uh in Providence, Rhode Island February 20th February 24th 25th 26th You can catch me and vamp mccusker at wise guys in salt lake city. Yes

Uh march 3rd 4th and 5th. I'll be at levity live in new york March 18th and 19th. This is a big one the comedy works in denver 18th 19th 20th And I heard a little birdie tell me john mckiever was going to feature for me that weekend So that'll be a fun one. That'll be nice. Yeah, I'm excited about that. That'll be sick as hell That bird happened to be john mckiever. I asked I sent a bird to john and he responded. That's sick The bird then told me Dude, that's what's up the uh, that'll be really fun Get the mckiever's on some edibles. Get him some edibles, dude. It's gonna be a damn blast. That'll be fun as hell

I'll be a fun boy. You get on the road colorado the uh, February 4th I'll be in indianapolis. I'll be in the 5th as well the 4th the 1030 show It's getting scarce dude. It's getting scarce. There you go. I think there's like five little five little spots left, you know Um, also bananas is the big one. Yeah, you know indianapolis. Let's talk. What? Let's whatever about indianapolis This is bananas is this the sale true. You're absolutely right friday april 29th In saturday april 30th. I'll be at bananas comedy. That's the fucking big dog in rutherford, new jersey rutherford Basically new york. It's basically the big city rutherford east rutherford new york east rutherford

I'll be scouting out highly indian areas where i'm gonna. You know what you'll be right next to you'll be right next to the Bada bing for the sartranas I hit me and gardini got stuck in that fucking godforsaken area new work and I was hitting him with woke up this morning It's just nothing but like cranes and shitty things is crap woke up this morning Dude that yeah, that's it was now. It's crap. It's crap. I was telling him I'm like, I would have been doing heroin I would have collapsed on a fucking pile of cinder blocks if I lived in new york, dude You have to go through this shit. I was like, it's this you're gonna start a jacket. I'll do in rubble

I almost did I was looking for heroin on the way out. I was like, fuck it That would be sick, dude. All right Thank you for listening to my podcast everybody. Have a good evening