Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 391 - Supa Gremlin

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Wuttuppppp. We're in full control this ep. Just the D.A.W.G.Z. on supa gremlin mode. Shane just got back from mecca and got hard on the plane (unrelated). Matt packed a lunch for this ep. Full control. Please enjoy. Support the show and get 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/DRENCHED Support the show and get 20% Off with the code DRENCHED at Lucy.co

We're fucking live dude. We're in live. You know, guess what dude, and we're in full control right now Are you in full control right now? I mean, I've never been in full fucking control like this I was actually out of control this whole week. Really? Yeah I had a long way to go after skanks went to Texas through Rogues. Yeah blacked out on a Wednesday. Did you yeah? Oh on the podcast drank on the podcast and that was a lot You drank many beers and then drank that was it we started filming at one. Oh, we had a show today I just kept that thing wrong. Oh, did you really? Yeah till fucking 2 a.m. And I had to fly the next morning. Sounds like you were in full control though. I wasn't complete control

Control dude. I was on the edge. How did the show go? I was all on the edge. I was about to break And then I flew to Florida Got that the flight was delayed in the morning that my connecting flight was delayed Yeah, then I got there had to go straight to the show from the flight from the hungover flight. Oh Oh Yikes, and the first flight hung over I I didn't even get first class what you believe that a guy like me We're in a Mar-a-Lago polo didn't get first class. We're talking you were huddled in the back. I had it dude I'm I can't do it. I'm too fat and wide

I have to I literally I was against the wall, but like my arm. I have to keep it like this Otherwise, it's fully against you just a nice woman. It's the best just a nice prettier old woman It was nice, but I still felt bad putting my entire body against her She's got a merge with her. You got to become one with her. Yes She's gonna turn around or as soon as you turn take off to a look. I have a complete control right now Lady complete control. I am about to break I broke on the plane. Did you that fucked me up. It was late So like I was gonna miss the connecting flight. So then I was gonna miss the show

I feel like it's almost every flight now. It's like it's a 50-50. It is the air the flights are just chaos What's their fucking problem? I have no idea. I Think they I think they might have tried to do like a vaccine mandate on Pilots and personnel and they were like half this fucking thing left. I don't know though Yeah, there there was a rumor of that. I saw they came out like that's not true at all We're just all experiencing momentary difficulties because of the supply chain. Yeah, so it's a plot chain, dude Oh, this is why my second flight was delayed this

Flight attendant just fainted what and had to go to the hospital So then they were like, um, we need to wait another hour till the next flight attendant gets here You would think they get like three just tough it out. Yeah Look, there's got to be a slot in the on the flight that'll put the bet We have any slots on the flight that can take over and serve fat old guys drinks Yo, what was that movie with like the bad pilot who like set the miracle on the Hudson? Well, that was sully. He was good. Yeah, but he wasn't doing like coke before the no, that's that's flight flight I'm gonna get a discussion before because I thought flight was real

Flight's not real. No, he flies the plane upside down. I was like, damn that guy's the best That was the miracle in the Hudson. No, the miracle on the Hudson was just sully crash landed it into the water So with Denzel doing coke Denzel doing coke. Yeah, wasn't that based on the Hudson? No That was it. They just that was just a fun movie. They just both came out at the same time That was like Armageddon and the other one. Well, yeah, I forgot that was called I for sure was like thought the guy who landed the coat on a Hudson was on coke Dude, so he would never do coke. So that's like that's like the my point is that's like the morning of air I thought that was like just one pilot. That's the morning of every stewardess. Yeah, just

Nanananananana Also gay friend the dude is a gay guy. What are you doing? He's fucking fires up girl. Where are you where a gate? BC fucking 30 He's having sex at like four in the morning. I got to go Spot out on meth Dude, we had an old. I mean he was doing his best. I've never seen this type of stardust. It was just an old fat black dude What yeah, it was like a fucking it was crazy his Urkels arch nemesis He was so bad. What he served it. So we got our food and then he just he just never came back

I had to piss so bad. Yeah, I had a tray in my food on it like like bro Ding collect my scraps. You're trying to I need to pee Just being a fat bitch again, dude, I got busted being an absolute service breath I mean, I was I was fucking around. I was at the gas station They went inside to get their snacks in particulars, dude. Yeah, and I I'm sitting at the pump and I like I'm waiting It was probably like two minutes. I'm like where the fuck is this guy and all of a sudden I was like, I didn't think he was around me. Yeah, I was like, where is this fool out loud Fucking dude is right next to me. It's fucking idiot. Where is he?

You know, where is this fool and all of a sudden the guy was right there and he's like, uh, can I help you? And I was like, uh, hey, man Hey, I suck at Right, New Jersey in New Jersey on the work. I try to be like, thank you. And then, you know, they're fucking just Arab dudes Yeah, pump and gas that shit stinks. Yeah, whenever they don't say like you're welcome. I'm always like, thank you It's like 2 a.m. At a wah-wah. This is like a white guy kind of my age He didn't he was kind of like We maybe you woke him up a little bit true. He was fucking taking a sweet old time, dude

I waited a full two minutes, dude. I was like, what? Oh, I don't like that. I was bullshit. How dare he waste my That was absolutely. I have to play MLB the show for six hours. I have no time For this type of foolishness. So you're on the plane. You're next to the lady. Yeah, I toughed it out You could have taken what you were as you did it I could have shoved her you could have had dude when you I haven't had a lot of fun Like there's no there's no it was me in another unit was two units between she had to sit in the middle of two units We were already sitting down. She she was the last one to sit She was probably looking at the width between me and that dude. It was fucking insane

Dude, it was a little dream dude two units just Got a plane crash. She would have survived Like the Revenant when he goes inside of the horse She would have made it Dude, she would she probably the whole time was one and nothing more for you guys just to like fully lean It was to feel it snuggle. It's like double daddy's dude at once All your daddy's wait on you. There's two daddy's lean against you're flying. She was probably like Yeah, if you could get past the yeah, that would actually be nice to just snuggle for three hours

That'd be a new genre snuggling on flights. Just a lady getting creamed by two big units, dude That actually sounds pretty good. I mean, I've definitely watched that Tossing are you getting tossed around by two years? Just visible displays of strength It wouldn't you have to pen just dudes like tossing lady. I'm like, yeah laying on her. She's like, oh No penetration, but no pen at all. Just squash. Just you lay on the dude lays on you It's just middle-aged ladies, too, we're gonna Squishers Squish Squish porn you're squishing her dude. I squish and it's dry humping Squish the hell out of a lady dry humping dude dry humping only these are devils through some dry knock the window lady when you squish

Yeah, you got a fucking you got a devil's through some Squish that'd be nice That's what this lady got with a guy on them guys in the very bottom. He's like Yeah, lay her across like Lincoln Loggett Lincoln Loggett. Just smash. Oh, that's a nice squish Yeah, so she was dreaming about that. How do you not crumb though if we're playing like fun wrestling Squish with girls Yeah, you're gonna get hard. I Also had a boner for the entire flight Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. It was the connecting for it was no, it's on the flight back yesterday Really yesterday. I've never a dude. I almost contacted my physician. You're Randy. I was I just had a boner the whole flight

Like are you talking full master like yes rock hard? What I was wearing these yoga dude. I gotta stop wearing these yoga pants. Okay, they're like Nike like thin First of all, please start flying. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, not tight But it was Do you see my dog sticking like it sits it rests like that? Yeah, it rests around seven rest around seven or eight p.m. I don't know why p.m. But you get it and I gotta go through you when you go through the fucking scan

You were rock hard. No, no, no, I thought I would have talked but damn they would have been nuts to see Holy shit, sir. This guy's hard. They would have sir. They would have lifted thing like yeah, that's good Pull your little band out. I detected something Metallic, it's just a rock hard penis, sir. Yeah, that'd be talking thing would have shown up there. Oh, yeah Yeah, they would have do those scan it'll pull me aside. You're hard. It's you weren't hard I wasn't hard during security, but I saw the dog that sticks out a little so when I wear those types of pants and I'm Yeah, that for the thing my dog gut does come out of rules doesn't my dog does not a straight down guy That's a point. So you have you're going it's going to stick the nubs out

I've been watching a lot of Muppet babies dude. Gonzo's nose is just a big fat dick. Yes, it's been driving me nuts It's great was that was that term before Muppet babies or did it was hence in a freak like that? I doubt it Because the whole time I'm watching it. It's just like my one buddy at a Gonzo. We called him Gonzo. It's pissing me off When I watch it, I sit there. I'm like, all right, dude, take these wrong dude It's it's a shlong in your face the entire time It's non-stop that it's fucking it's it pisses me off Squidward to Squidward. You're right to be upset. It's gonna be with your daughter like

bouncer like this fun Dude, he's like he's moving it. He always goes honking honks it. It's like Dude, I'm telling you it's a foul play. There's foul play Honking his dog is dude. It's fucked up You gotta think about the guys doing it the guys that are the guys that are puppeteers on television I mean, that's about as freaky as you get Where do they film that la they fill that out? That's that's how I weird dude. Yeah, it is how the weird It's pissing me off, dude

Like you shrink it down. He's a Muppet baby. They have a full adult size Gonzo on him and it's like, bro They should give him one of the pointy-tiniest It just sits right on his mouth Yeah, so you're hard the whole entire flight. It's coming back. I couldn't believe it. You're homeward bound. Yeah, that's just your compass, dude I knew it was coming. Yeah, it was north. It was northbound. I finally get something. Yeah, I started thinking about it True the time of fucking dude, I've been Sean Sean that could be a real person dude. You're salting their image You're super star I don't want to brag I've been launching them lately Launching ropes ropes like back to launching ropes. That's nice. It's crazy. Yeah, have you been retaining not

We're not just just I haven't watched porn so I've been in an apartment So I haven't watched since I didn't realize this I was like I have not watched porn in this apartment once and I watched porn maybe once the last like month and a half. Yeah, so it's just like week-long save-up Just spank banks just mental imagery launch Oh Yeah, I get it every I've been living with the lady so launching you don't you don't whack off the point Yeah, and you launch you it's a small apartment. You're not gonna whack off

And if you do it's like do I really need to go through all this? Do I want to hide and jerk off? Yeah I'm too old and you need to save your seat for your lady. Exactly. She's gonna want to have sex later And you can't say sorry, babe But when you save up a seven day for them and you launch it pleases them so greatly Hmm. They go. He must really like me. They have like a perfect barometer of how you feel about them You're launching dude. They're they're full science. Do you ever see this? Do they ever? How come you can't get hard? Don't say that. I'm not getting hard ever again

Unless I'm on a flight Then I'm the hardest I've ever been in my life. You should have seen me on the way back. I can't believe I got an NRB dude I hit a no reason boner pick absolutely no reason you should have picked that up You should have said you should have set up a shame Biden left out dude Full just to show people what I'll be honest when that guy left the food train the tray was across Squeezing I'll say whoa. What's going on down here? I wasn't masturbating, please. I'm there you for sure. He accused me Oh, are you doing? Oh, you're giving the gahawk You're assessing how much I was like, whoa, this is a good flight. I like this flight turbulence

Flying hard is the only way to fly you got to start first of all You got to start showing off if you're hard as hell. Don't let someone go through security Girls just get girls just like sluts all the time, dude We got to hide our banners on the plane. Yeah, I have to talk my boner to get through Why do we have to repress our sexuality dude? We're basically like Muslim women wrapped up in a garb true women are all Oh, yeah, I can't see anything about you. Nothing dude. You cover it up We have these jeans as thick as hell by design dude. Yeah You'd imagine if we were in like really if I was in tight biker shorts just showing my micro bulge right now

Society won't allow me to do that. No, people are laughing. Oh, it's dead I did all show that was Tina's flag fly Yeah, so this is what happened man. Yeah, I get down to Florida. Yeah do a show meet up with some people They say hey, do you want to we have we have some pretty high connections. Would you like to visit Mar-a-Lago tomorrow? I said yes Next morning, I wake up get the text that guy we're on a way to pick you up I was like can't believe you guys are actually doing this, but here we are get into Mar-a-Lago It's scary in there. Yeah, you walk in. There's like a nice spa. There's just old billionaires sitting around like the members

They're rich. It's a resort, right? It's a club got you that you I believe the the fee is something around like 200,000 a year Okay to be a part of And there's nothing there's like two pools Yeah, but dude and a dining and a dining and a spa, but you get the chill of Trump the Trump dog is walking around It is priceless. You're if you're geased up and you got 200,000 a burn a year There's nothing better you can do than be like oh Also, also the gift shop where I purchased this not a big deal

Mar-a-Lago polo. I paid $120 for not a big deal. I got it Well, I had to I showed up wearing jeans and a t-shirt because that's all I had true and they were like We got and my hair is fucking ridiculous My hair is absurd right now. I haven't had a haircut and fucking forever in a balding. So it's just It's just insane so I was my hair straight up sling it back for Mar-a-Lago I couldn't I wish I could suck it back Just put it in the water fucking slick it up. I couldn't why man. I couldn't I told you I couldn't so what do you think dude? What do you mean there was no time you go to Mar-a-Lago dude, I could have dipped it in the fountain Taking one of those pictures coming out of

Aquaman As soon as I walk in secret services on me dude were they really I was I was something I was wearing a fucking Kyle arson t-shirt and jeans The fucking white Air Force one you probably walk through like he's good. They've never seen anything like this that's true Yeah, like this is something although Kodak black hangs out there does he and that's about the coolest thing of all time Didn't he free Kodak black or something? Yeah, he part of them. Yeah, so Kodak black. Yeah black. Yeah, Kodak backs from there He's from around Mar-a-Lago Beach. Yeah, so he chills with Trump dad He calls him his own

He did Caleb Presley's Interview show on bar so it's one of the funniest. Oh, yeah, I saw clips insane. Yeah, he's insane. He's like he's like Trump wrote this could you read this and he's like was up? What's up? Cuz is your uncle Trump? He's like he goes he's like do you like Donald Trump? He's like that's my Gemini twinned. He is super gremlin Super It's also he does have a good song on there it starts off like what's up Come back. He's like my name code act back, but when you see me. I'm white. I saw it So good. Yeah, I saw that was the part I saw that part's tight that right so I get in there

I have to go to the gift shop the gift shop is Jess MAGA hats and Polos which rules yeah the MAGA hats are like flat brims Some of them just say they're like flat They look they look like you buy them at a kiosk for Hispanic people at the mall How much are they like it's a flat brim that says MAGA across it huge letters Dude, these geezers walking around there that are members wear them Of course every dude in there is in like a blazer Like to be tucked in the nicest clothes you've ever seen in your life with just a giant flat brim MAGA

So weird What yeah, it was crazy. I mean that is a safe space for like 65 year old white dudes Yeah, you're gonna cough up 200,000 safest place on earth and you can literally surrounded by dudes with machine guns And you walk in and it's just like yeah, it's just the nicest place you've ever seen Jesus Christ. There's a gold fucking US Constitution It was incredible. Why did this place come about? Here's what I think I think it was the post family the cereal post cereal. Yeah, I think they built it Okay, or purchase it or whatever they they built it's just a giant mansion at first and then they gave it

I think to Truman. Got you. This is the rundown. I got yeah And then Truman used it as like it's like it's supposed to be like the southern type White House where they go down and chill there Okay, kind of like a Camp David type thing and then they gave it back. They like donated it to the Government or something. I don't know the state and then I think Trump was able to low ball them Yeah, and then he bought it So he owns the second White House. Yes, and he just chills down there But it is bad to say the southern White House because they had one of the second I said second Yeah, they had one. Oh, oh second what they have what was the second one?

Which is still the Capitol building really? Yeah, that was the way it was the Confederacy. That was the White House Yeah, that was where the white that was the White House Dude go down by that. Yeah, you go to Richmond you go to the White House It's just surrounded by Stonewall Jackson statues and all that shit. Yeah, dude Robert E. Lee Memorial her monument there. Damn. Yeah, they get wild. You're gonna try to knock it down What do you think happened to you if you try to knock that down? I think that a lot of people try to knock it down really fell off it trying to knock it down I think yeah, it's so tall fuck. Yeah, they could feed it all over it, but you couldn't get to he was too high up

It's safe. The grad the super-grandmothers were reaching They just couldn't get to Robert E. Lee Wait, so what happened once you're there once you got the appropriate garb, so then the people are with were a little You know, it's it's the whole things political everybody in there's like looking at each other like how are they behaving all that shit? So they were I think the people I were with were like, please chill Because I was in there like let me get a picture with the fountain like being a yeah Being good. I kept it. You know me. I was in complete control though. You're in the second way. I was incomplete control true I was so pumped to get this polo. This is so sick

That is nice then I wore it on stage and started talking about Trump and I was a little bit like I think I'm just becoming one of those dudes Like for real you're like, I need 200 grand stat. Yeah, I need it a year or two So then we're down there and they're like just they the people I was with kind of talked about him Like he was like a zoo animal. They were like early in the afternoon. He's usually doesn't come out He's usually not around and then as soon as we walk up to the patio. He's standing there Every table is empty. He's talking to one table of people Trump dog, dude It's crazy. Does he live there? Yeah The whole like one wing of it is where he chills and then it's just like bros and then the other rich bros down there

Come chill to see if they can see him dude catch a glimpse of the Loch Ness What comes out? He comes out. So that's why he was there and people were kept getting mad at him because he was there a Lot when he was the president. Yeah, I would yeah, that was the nicest place I've ever been true Yeah, kind of rules there, but yeah, so I'm saw him lurking telling jokes. He was doing the hands I walked out. He was he was like entertaining a table of dudes like Yeah, I could just see him telling jokes. I was god, dude. You're gonna you will chat him up. It's only inevitable. I Don't know. I think they'll do a little bit of a deep dive and be like No, we're gonna keep your distance, dude. You think so. Yeah, I've said in a I've said very inappropriate things

Black grab his mom's ass dude on a dance floor. What he's a super gremlin dude. Yeah, but Kodak blacks a little different to me True, I mean He's not gonna get any voters out of me True. That's true. Yeah, unless you come out with a song like my name Shane Gillis, but I'm black When you see me, I'm black Could be Kodak black might be my Gemini He might Yeah, yeah, he like grabbed his mom's ass on the dance floor like

There's a video of it, dude Kodak blacks grab his mom's allegedly the court in the video He was dancing with her and he's like he's like this and he grinds on her like squeezes her ass Oh, no grabs a handful. That's a super gremlin. No Super gremlin does true. He's a super fucking gremlin. Did you see You see the baby super gremlin out. No, what do you do? You didn't see him going for the kiss. Oh And he got swerved. I mean, it's curved. It's a curve. I'm trying to catch up on the lingo I think you can use both. I think they're cinnamon's once you I'll be honest. They are cinnamon's Once you put on the Mar-a-Lago polo, dude, you lose all lingo. You also don't want that word

Whatever, you also never get curved though. No, we could yeah, you can just walk up and grab pussy Do it when it's true doing when he goes in the funniest one him going in for is going. Oh He stuck his tongue out. He says lick it if he doesn't Yeah, I love the baby so much. Oh, bro. I would have kissed I was coming out of the dove on this whole weekend. I came out to the baby Did you really interest on roof by the baby if I was there and I saw him getting curved or swerved I would have jumped on the bullet for him like he was trying to kiss me You know what he would do to you

Shoot you dude Yeah, you literally kill you for that. I would have laid and wait and get him especially if you found out you had AIDS Did he hate? I thought about that the other day how bad that would have sucked. I've gotten AIDS during covid This is like yeah, I came up. Oh, you got like I got AIDS. Oh Yeah, I don't know I haven't been to the doctor in forever turns out about AIDS for 25 years For covid tests. I told me that AIDS No, it's stinking. It's coming. It's making a big comeback. So HIV or covid covid. Yeah

Do you see China? What happened trying to lock down all of Shanghai dude for like two weeks. There was proof that 26 million people Did you see the videos of the dudes like? Riding and stuff and looting. No, there was a I don't know if you know I don't know if it's fake news But someone I saw a video on Twitter of like dudes in a Shanghai like riding getting nuts. Yeah, well those dudes ride They go hard. Yeah, they're ready. They're doing it. They're ready to die Yeah, those dudes are looting and acting out there. Yeah, true. They're saying this is it going hard in the paint There's people apparently like jumping out of their fucking apartment building

They go out and scream all the time But when they scream they have fucking drones that fly around the buildings to be like got you shut up Imagine protest imagine for a second of this whole thing was just a CIA level thing to destabilize China Would you say worth it or no? This was the price Look, I had it. I had a nice COVID Sometimes I miss COVID sometimes I miss going to my parents house and playing true NCAA in the basement

True hitting the Peloton three times a week and being like wow, I'm improving true doing three 20-minute Peloton sessions a week. It's a lot though, dude And then playing Xbox for nine hours and being like this lockdown and home cook meals and mommy cooking up Dude, you know how nice it is. Do you know how nice it is to be downstairs playing NCAA 14? You smell have your mom open the basement door and go Shane. Oh Dinner You go mom. It's the fourth quarter. I gotta finish the game. I'll be up in 10. It's gonna be called Fucking microwave it

Yeah, smelling dinner your mom's gonna keep it in the oven Yeah, man, that's how your mom screamed down say it's during time. Yeah, it's kind of nice Oh, yeah I'll be editing a podcast. She'll say Sean time to eat on the hot dogs. We have we have chicken again. Mommy likes making chicken Oh, I like eating it. So my dad won't my dad doesn't eat chicken. Really what doesn't touch the stuff It was strange buggaboo doesn't won't eat chicken won't eat fish only it's steak Carnivores actually pretty sick pretty sick. He'll support that chickens get to him chickens kind of sauce, dude Chicken and fish he's like it's kind of sauce. He only

Remember the lady who's munching the hog and does with her mouth. Oh my god, dude. What's this dude on the way up? Yeah, there's a lady on us in traffic And she was like look like she's on the brink of sobbing and she had a hog and got the break and she's about to break She had a hog and does and she was like Scraping the top of it with her teeth and holding it like it was a drink like a pint raking a pint with her teeth How did she look as a person? She looked pretty chill. She looked like a she had her stuff together You wouldn't oblige She will obviously or was she dude raking a hog and dies with different

Street, no in her car in her car at the red light dude like it's a coffee. She was holding it Inviting and it's going it is a rake in the dogs. Was she thick time? She's about thick time She's a part Oh, I like that Paul AWG did you think she was a thick type? She could definitely be the curvy time Was she the kind that you like

AWG Pog that ass white girl Yeah, she was a Pog and she was super Paul. She's a super Pog She's getting bigger by the minute true. She's probably her boyfriend's probably at home. It's probably like Johnny sacks Stop eating treats She just has to go sneak a hog and all she looked I was saying she looked like a lady She looked that she was about to make a phone call. I was gonna ruin someone's day She was ruminating dude. She was she was vampireing the Daws dude. Just fucking There's a call one of her her maybe her ex-boyfriend just lay a emotional burden. It's actually yeah

That's actually not that bad of an idea to be like Or before or after to just crush ice cream with your mouth. Oh, yeah, just be like things aren't so bad I wanted her to see us like gawking at her just so she'd be like, oh fucking snap out Yeah, I don't want to shame. I don't want to shame this lady. She never cared in the world from what I saw Did you guys lock eyes? No, she was just like kind of grinning kind of just like going on with her day and eating a hog And does with her mouth like it wasn't weird at all super girl. Did you saw? She's a female so in the wild. She would not have curved a baby, dude. No, I can't believe a girl curbsy He like was grabbing her face going

It was so it was pretty weird. Although I Mean I'm such a big fan of his was trying to get pussy He was trying to get pussy came out with a bunch of songs about like getting canceled and coming back and all the time Yeah That's like me He rules. Yeah, I got a plane. I got a hard He rules also did to be fair. He went in for the kiss So he's romantic as hell. He saw a girl. He loved her. What can you do?

Anyway, he became overwhelmed with the spirit of heroes, dude. He fucking Dude, his seduction is so tight just him going And then grabbing your face Yeah, what the fuck was he thinking? You probably had a couple cocktails in him. He's probably fucked up Yeah, but anytime there's a guardrail like that and people on the other side. You're allowed to kiss them. I mean full I would say he thought he had although it might have been a plant, dude It might have been a demiker might have been a super pack, dude. I could have been a super back

I was probably my just touch. I think it was might as touch the streets I'm sure they said might as touch by said show me back there, dude. Who's sauce streets are saying the baby sus I'm not what I've heard from a few street sources that he says he first of all all rappers are gay Let's all you think he's they say he's sauce on the DL That's why he's projecting with the aid stuff and at the time they were like he's actually gay the every rapper Yeah, every rapper if you ask any black dude about a famous rapper like oh, yeah, dude's gay Yeah, the bathtub True, they all know maybe as a bathtub pick

You got to get on that good question. I could see I don't know man. I Don't want to I don't want to call him out his name, but I think he's he seems pretty legit. I Think he killed a guy in a Walmart. He did The guy might just what if this where was the guy like wouldn't kiss him and he fucking shot It's so funny to just have a shoot down a wall like it's the fucking like he's why it irp It's great for real just to have a duel in a Walmart. Yeah, that's nuts and then be like yeah, that was totally legal True. It was legal. I was that guy tried to rob him. They ran up on I was thinking about that I must suck for that dude's family see the baby every day rapping. Yeah. Yeah killed that motherfucker. Oh, so what was the plan in the Walmart?

What was he trying to rob? Why'd you rob a person in a Walmart? Also, although he probably had changed the price. Yeah, and he probably had 15 stacks on yeah, probably had the Gucci bag Yeah, I thought they had beef. Oh, were they do they have beef? Yeah, I think they have beef. I'm gonna run up on you on the wall. It was beef. It was beef He's with his baby mama. Yeah, the baby when he shot the guy just shopping He was shot the grocery shopping and he had to kill a guy cuz he ran up Got away with it. He's probably looking for something. He's probably like where's the craft? Where's the mac and cheese and then a guy and then he just had to draw true. That's a quick draw

We try to roll him back. You're like holding up two things like Yeah It's like me playing Resident Evil Yeah, the baby yeah, I would love to know more details about that I know he had a major drama with Danny Lee. That was his baby mom. Oh, really? You guys are bigger fans She was the type that yeah, that was a lady from the Dominican Republic That's not a real pic dude. They put him in there Photoshop

They photoshopped the baby into a bathtub. They're accusing him. Oh, he's in a bath. Oh, let me see Over he saw us, dude. No, that's not real dude. That's not real. That's his album cover The baby wouldn't be taking a picture of him. That's a deep fake True. Thank God, bro. Thank God. I think it was actually what I heard was like Lil Nas X. I think he was trolling It's fun that that guy's out there kicking it Lil Nas X put him in the bathtub Yeah, I think bro if he sees him in Walmart, he might have to cap. Oh my god I think that's the rules of Walmart. If you have beef with someone you can shoot them. Yeah, it's it's international waters They have beef. It's like oh, they have beef. Let them go. That's just that should be like property rights

Same thing dude should be on your property or if you have beef if you're in Walmart first and your enemy enters That is your property. That is trespassing. True Especially if you're not even thinking about them like that Especially if you're not even thinking about them like that. No, I'm thinking about them at all like that And then you're out trying to get some crafts. Yeah, and the guy runs up on you, dude What else could you do? Yeah, what's he supposed to do? Die? True although as you get shot to death in Walmart being like the agress being aggressed in Walmart John save me shot it babe

Just on that tile everyone at no one run. They'd all just look at you If you're in a Walmart, you're like, I mean, that's that's like like when you see like the wildebeest get attacked You know, I mean a lion brings one down. They all just stand to 20 yards away One of us is gonna get killed in this Walmart today. Yeah in order to crawl in order to cross it. Yeah The crossing the wildebeest they all get fucking snatched up one of them gets there like look I don't get snagged And they're like, we knew this was coming. We got to do this. Yeah, like that's the perfect time to go to Oh, yeah, why shortens self-checkout opens. It's like Perfect true. I had it, dude. I thank God I stopped doing that

I used to fucking steal so much shit from all I tried to do it and I got caught immediately like fucking two weeks ago The fucking machine caught me. What the machines are getting better. I knew they get better The machines got better. They really they're like, they I don't know what the fuck happened I put it in the bag. Oh, they have the weight. They didn't have to wait for a while. Yeah caught the weight immediately That's like the suit and then it notified the fucking whoa Attendant. Oh, I don't I must have missed it. I mean, it's easy to get out of and they were they were kind of like yeah Sure, whatever. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, my dog. You're obviously trying to steal like one deodorant It's a bag. They got me on the way out and they're like they actually checked my receipt the one time

They were like dude, they were like, where's all your stuff and I was like where's all this stuff? I was like, I guess it is missing didn't let's go back and check it out. Yeah, I go item by item They're like you didn't get this you didn't get this you didn't get this. I was like, yeah It must be so funny to see a guy just totally lying like that. Just like what? It's not on there. It's not showing. I scared. I was like, did that go through that? Okay. Good. Now this time. It worked good Good I wanted to pay for that. I was hoping I wanted you guys earned to this, bro I was I was going so hard. I thought of you. I was going through the self-checkout. I was like, hmm Maybe I'll try one

Me it was like Notify attendant. I was like, oh shit dude. I was going to jail, dude I was getting like printout labels and as I would get like 10 of them And I'd hold them in a stack and beep one throw in the bag. I was going so hard So hard dude. It's good full-on duvet cover. You are now 200 bucks. You are now. I had a son born now You've been an outlaw dog Times are over now now. I might as well be the sheriff man. Well now here's the thing. I'm on the straight I'm on the straight now. Here's the thing now. You've got a nice ranch outside of town

You were an outlaw. You got a ranch and a family true Somebody's are gonna come try to get you and draw you back into that lifestyle. Someone might try and then you're gonna then it's all Pretty easy You're gonna make a thousand dollars. Yes. Yes for sure. I'd have so much fun with it Yes, finally by one of those good Bluetooth speakers. I've been looking at yeah I don't pull the trigger on them. I don't I do that. I don't know why I don't know why it's like I have money And I'm still I don't buy anything bro nice monologue. I'll pull that's nice as hell This is a big precious. Do you have shoppers remorse at all? No, I was pumped. I was in

I was in the den dude. I was with the boys. You saw you saw him in the wild So I'm just walking around having fun chatting then he by the way he DJs the whole time what the playlist is his What's his place? I heard Fuck what is it? Not why I'm serious. What was the other one coming? Fuck I don't remember got to hear it then it was like proud to be in America Then it went to like a hotel, California. What wild and they were telling me that he's he's like he sits there Everybody's there. He has a pad and whole skip songs like it'll be like 30 seconds. I'm gonna be like Is

Yeah, that's you're just sitting there just cranking tunes and being like yeah, fuck this senator John Ronson from fucking Ruin yeah, dude Yeah, if he might be bad if he comes back on Twitter, that's gonna be crazy if Mosk Mosk could salvage him dude It's coming. I think it's I think it's back on Twitter. It's coming. Let the boy tweet Look man, I think he said he's not gonna run. I mean, who knows the guys the guys fired up, but I think it's DeSantis True or mode said that he said somebody more powerful somebody even more powerful than him was headed It's the same. Is that powerful? I know he's he's a hot seat. Did you watch UFC? They spaz

Even the announcer he was like and my governor is here and they pull the camera just because UFC was in Florida Yeah, DeSantis was in the front row camera goes on the whole Really well like a fight was occurring. That's how yeah, it's coming. This is gonna win. Yeah, it's coming if he runs Here's my prediction. They're gonna go we're gonna get another It would have he hits DT with the VP dude Oh my god, dude, that'd be a bad VP though He wouldn't fucking trash if they're smart They won't if they're smart to let him and if he can just endorse them a sideline

Yeah, they get him back on Twitter He gets the endorsements going he's chilling and then those guys can run and be like, I'm not a Trumpian Yeah, they can do their whole thing. You know, they'll They have to have smarter dudes calling shots like that because the damn here's what the Dems are gonna do 2022 they're gonna we're gonna get another wave of COVID. Maybe a lockdown. They're gonna let the boys go They're not the boys playing. All right, guys. I hope you're not right about that. Get it in while you can 2023 they're gonna turn around like we're the heroes. We saved it everything worked science rules, blah, blah, blah And then they'll try to nice it up by 2024

But the redway I think there's it's gonna go Republican. Yeah, it's gonna go hard Dude, they do the polls and shit for like I talked about last week for that school And it's like nobody fucking wants the shit. Yeah, dude. Nobody wants it at all. I would talk to I went to like a Like you bring your kids in on saturday and I give them eat the parents and shit First of all, it's the most awkward thing in the world Yeah Standing there with a bunch of people who haven't been outside in two years with masks on like chilling around like doughnuts and shit So we're like all just standing there and I'm like you go outside. You can take it off

Everyone immediately as soon as we go outside rips it off. I'm talking to this one dude. He's like Bro, I haven't had a fucking we didn't have to have a birthday party They're like, do you do anything the whole time? And I was like, bro, I was flying the whole time I was like, I was all over the place. I did not give a dude. He goes. Yeah, I took advantage of a couple deals as well So it's so dude. I went to california. It was I think 90 dollars round trip It was crazy. It was so sick when I drove across country gas was Less than a dollar. It was like a dollar. Was it really? Yeah It was insane. Yeah, bro. I mean, it's coming. It's coming. The pendulum is like this

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I never I mean don't get me wrong not that a Jacksonville UFC is the best Non-biased audience to pull it's not good. God. They were pumped on True, of course not. But I'm in the heart of like a liberal enclave and when you get 84% of those parents being like Take them off. It's like, yo, boy. Absolutely. Louie Louie won the Grammy, bro True anonymous voting every every one of those liberal scum that votes for the Grammys was like That kind of ruled that was actually really fun. It was pretty funny Yeah, man, that's coming. It's coming. You know, tell them telling everyone is real And what's gonna happen is they're gonna get into power and then just do something god awful and ronin

Yeah, yeah, they're gonna do something terrible. Whatever's gonna be, you know what we need and it's gonna Go back and forth. Yeah, that's that's it. Yeah eight years from now. We'll have some other dudes like playing the sacks I'm like, we need a democrat. Yeah, we need someone cool. Yeah Yeah, the Santa's like someone cool like a 50 year old white governor from Arkansas Someone cool and hip like that God damn, yeah, we'll get the sand doesn't power and he'll repeal everything. But yeah, then he'll like invade Africa We'll be like, ah, fuck Rob. No, we got it. Come on. Yeah, we'll get tricked. Yeah for sure. We keep getting tricked. It's coming Whatever, what else is going on, bruh? Not much, man. I'm just again. I'm just

Trying to get fully in control. I'm to clean up the diet. These guys made fun of me because I have a lunchbox I didn't make funny Stand up for yourselves He had a lunchbox. You thought it was funny. You thought it was a little queer I said stuff to say about it. I said you're a lunch pill kind of guy clocking clock out. There you go. That's a dig That is a dig. That's not a dig I'm a fucking entrepreneur He's not clocking in you're being rude

You're being rude. You're going me a square. No, I was trying to I was commenting your work ethic I mean, dude, obviously it speaks for itself. I mean, you're not wrong Dude, there's like three podcasts a week. I don't know. I'm sorry talking about especially a factory worker with a lunch pill I get fucking high as I can on thursday. Yeah That's clocking in though. That's totally clocking. Holy shit. That's clocking in fully controlled That's true. You do have to lose control to understand how hard you are in control, bro Dude, that's what you do. I'll say this. I don't want to get too much into detail But beezer is an absolute super gremlin

Obviously he smoked super gremlin so much. It scared me how much weed he smoked. Yeah, and then how do you chill? Silence for the most part quiet bees, dude As it sees a super gremlin in super state, dude, he was just suspended in a quantum realm. Yeah And then I started bringing up, uh, what the fuck was it reincarnation? I'm like beezer. What do you think about that? He goes, here's my theory. Nah, and just goes back Wait, so you have beezer in the tomb did he go gray? Did his face turn gray? I didn't see him. He didn't see him I didn't get to see him but he would dude he was I was like

Putting half like yeah, I'm gonna put some yeah, whatever I would just put like an inch of hash in there and he would just donge it to the head go lay back down That's nothing. It's nothing. It's nothing. He was totally unaffected. Yeah It was crazy. Beezer gets Yeah, he does shit that we'd all be like Fucking really fucked up. Yeah. No, it was it was impressive. Yeah bees came in and put on a clinic, dude Yeah, I mean if you hit if you hit the silence He went on airplane mode

Beezer's on airplane mode He's a he's a tough nut to crack on airplane. He'd be like, what do you think of that? What? Yeah, it's good. No, it's not whatever Fuck this guy's unstoppable. He was so fucking funny I wonder what is going on in there though Because if he's on airplane mode and on the outside, he's cool as a cucumber. True in there. It must just be like, yeah Dude, what are books?

How does that work Dude, he is so fucking funny. Yeah bees is the bet bees might be king. Yeah Yeah, true He is king. Sometimes people don't get it. No. Beezer is absolute king. The bees is the king. He's so fucking funny. Hit the phone He's gone. That's why I think I caught him. We heard him watching videos a couple times. You just watch He's on the phone. I know he's busy He's like he's trying to be an e into the metaverse right through his phone screen, dude We were going the road. Me and Akana would sit up front and fight for like six hours. However long the job was

He's doesn't talk. He's locked in. He's just angry birds. He's angry birds. He's fucking busting bricks or whatever He's doing all that shit How to know what you're like bees what are you doing? He's like what? I don't know. Dude, I'm chilling Listen to youtube fucking faggots fight up there Oh my god Yeah, that's that's all I've been doing. I've been trying to get total Dude, I had a fucking a two week just total pig sush

Couldn't I was telling him on the way up. I couldn't stop eating like I it wasn't it wasn't uh I was I was completely pregnant dude. I think that's what it was. I think I'm getting hit with the fucking stuff You need the munch. It was dude. It was not her. She's releasing whatever pheromones. Those are that are like you need the munch She's it's been killing me. Dude. Yeah, it's been a herculean effort fault. It fully is it's her fault I can't stop eating bro. It's unfair what happens to you when your wife's pregnant because you start breathing It comes out of their breath. You breathe in all their estrogen Like then she'll like of course I'm like don't you want to buy yourself sweet treats? Go ahead. Don't buy me any Spies me a pint of ice cream. I go

Obviously, we're eating that if you guys will then throw it out then I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking waste it We're not gonna waste it. I'm gonna fucking waste it. What are you guys watching eating pints of ice cream? Are you curled up on the couch? No, no TV. We're in a fucking apartment. No internet What so we have a wi-fi signal we can use it spotty So we watched it up to dude. I just chill and read books, dude. I read I'm just reading this one book. It's pretty tight So I go home. I like walk my dogs three times a day. What the fuck are you guys doing in there? We can watch like we watch white lotus and she's and she's Pregnant itself. Yeah, she's just slugging it out laying on the couch. No, we don't have cash. We have an air mattress. Yes

I did we did this kid's gonna come out. Why we were we were on an air mattress, baby We were we were on first dude. First of all, we went out. We bought another air mattress We had a one she brought hers. It was low this kid. You're great. You're about to raise a super This one's gonna be a super girl. It might be dude Because we were like coming off. She brought her low air mattress. First of all, she's like she has it She doesn't know shit about air mattresses. She buys shitty air mattresses So I was you know, I got one air mattress. It was king, dude. It was 24 inch or his things I'm sitting up high on them. Thanks. We're all things high as well

Pat I showed her how to do that She brought some fucking like, I don't know maybe 12 inch or dude So she's pregnant pregnant ladies, dude. She doesn't get up in the morning Every morning you have to like do a push-up to get up. Yeah, you roll off and be I'm like, dude, we got to get higher air mattress. So we got we went to you targeting got We got 24 inches on them things Thank god they have those Dude, the ads they have couples on air mattress on the on the fucking box. Just like smiling. I'm like, bro

Nobody's smiling on this thing. Let's fucking let's make this a little more realistic. Yeah Just like I get a interracial couple like sitting there on a Saturday night two interracial gay dudes Yeah, it's like come on, man Let's make it a little more true to life. Yeah, should be it should be like a dude's back leaving a door frame Should be a dude's back leaving a door frame and a lady like Yeah, and a kid just like this Dude the um Say now we're up on that 24 inch or dude, but it's yeah

We we watched white lotus but the the internet signal is kind of fucked up All right, so we're on the free Xfinity because we're only up there for two months. I'm not gonna free Xfinity stank I'm not taking a fucking plan out. Oh, it's not bad. Why don't you have don't you have unlimited internet on your phone a hot spot? I try every time I try to set up a hot spot Just use the internet off your dude. It sucks I I turn off the wi-fi there. Yeah, dude. I don't know what's going on with this place I turn off the wi-fi and my phone it'll work just not all the time. Yeah, so then you get like fucking very frustrating Yeah, I just go fuck it. I've been reading a book. I have a little nightlight and I read a book at nighttime

The book I'm reading is nasty as fuck though. What is it? It's called stalking the wild pendulum It's pretty tight about it's just about this dude from like the 1920s who was like He like dropped out of what's his name? It's like Isaac Benton or something He dropped out of like eighth grade and then came went on to become like a patent holding scientist Nice, dude. All of his information is just from the actual realm. This dude is so funny dude He rules look up stalk look up the guy's name. I forget his name. Someone gave me the book What was the title again stalking the wild pendulum?

he talks about Talks about a lot of stuff, but levels of consciousness and how like The more the higher level of consciousness all of consciousness is is just Isaac it's ack. What's his last name bent off? Nice. It's ack bent off. It's ack bent off, dude Yeah, and he holds patents look up his patents dude. He holds like medical patents or something Eighth grade education. Where do you get the information? He claims just from fucking deep space Deep space came and delivered him. Yeah, he's just like, oh, yeah, I just meditated upon him like dude This dude is it's the wildest shit. I just read it at night time and bugged myself out. What are his patents?

um Nice, yeah The aliens up there were like you need diet That's one Okay, what? Yeah, dude Yeah, the uh Diet spaghetti and then break pads. Yo, man What is this guy what is diet spaghetti by the way

I mean, that's pretty good. He was alive in the 20s. He said guys Yeah, wait now He rules like no more greens no more greens at all All right check got the spaghetti done now it's time to focus on break shoes I don't know what break shoes are Yeah, of course not dude Yeah, they took that underground. That's your boy. He went he just went gluten-free. What the fuck is diet spaghetti? so his

the the point of the book is just to Let people know that like I'm not all the way done But it's basically there's more than meets the eye to this thing and he comes at it from like a scientific As scientific as he can get although he knows he has haters the whole time He's like you might be laughing at this but this is just a deal. It's pretty funny But his his thing on consciousness is that it's good. You read these. Oh, I we got to reinforce this We need to you might think it's funny, but this is what it is. This is what it is, dude

I like don't fucking laugh. You guys think it's a fucking joke. They think it's all these material. He's fucking material I might be a bit You're no way. I'm growing. You're not learning at all. Do you think I believe in spirituality? Yeah, of course, dude. Yeah, what else is there? Dude, he goes he goes into the big bang theory and how it's basically the universe is expanding But it's just a mushroom cloud and it'll reach a point where then it'll just start falling back down on itself Then it condenses into a black hole and we shoot up out the other side of a white hole And it's just it's just a never-anything. That's a that's that can't be his theory though. That's that's no that's an old

That's an old common but in the 20s. He was far. He was kind of that's like a that was kind of a far out thing It was far out. I heard that at the Harrisburg area community college Did you really then I went home and got drunk with my friends and I was like, dude It expands and then comes back together. Yeah, and you could relive this exact life for an infinity So you better make it the most of it. True black hole white hole, dude It all it's yeah It stretches space time and it gets so heavy it condenses into a tiny thing and then it goes Out of the white hole

Shoots out a white hole right to the black hole pretty tight But he was saying consciousness. It's just your ability to respond to a stimuli So if you're like a fish and I tap the glass it's a low level of consciousness. It's just I agree with that entirely So yeah, pretty pretty basic But he was saying your higher level of consciousness is more your drop-down menu and a stimuli Is presented to you you have a larger menu of options to respond from Then he starts talking about how then there's like non-material bodies and consciousness is kind of separate from human body It's just right up my alley. A lot of consciousness talking. I it's tough for me to grasp

So it would be when it comes to like does a rock have consciousness And no, well, there's an energy exchange between rocks and plants. So it's it's it's not human level So it's basically they're exchanging like you're uh, like mycelium will tap into rocks and take like the Minerals it needs. Yeah, but how does that have anything to do with the rock though rocks there, dude? It's low very low level, dude. Very but how could it have any consciousness of that? I don't know. I don't you know, I don't know. I don't get the rock having consciousness type thing It's very it's minute, dude. It's very very low levels It's just like I mean a crystal is a self-organizing structure

Nobody tells crystal how to like form itself into a thing. Yeah, but how does that have anything to do with consciousness? It's self-organized. It's choosing on some level to take that shape and to kind of expand this way versus I don't think it's choosing To make itself like that How though what guides it? That's a big but it's again, this is all I don't know enough about crystals But probably whatever minerals make up the particular crystal A mineral a crystal is just the purest form of any mineral. Okay, so you get whatever it whatever it's made out of It probably just naturally does the mystery though. We don't know exactly why they as far as I know

I should say. Yeah, you don't know why they grow this way or that way So you think they are deciding? I don't know. I I don't think it's just crystals. I'm not trying to like catch you here. I'm trying to understand this My friend. I don't I don't wear it all my friend. Here's here's where is is my there you dude my friend buddy buddy Here here's my here's the way I look at it. Here's here's the way so you get a filthy materialist like O'Connor Saying he is human consciousness is just they call it a meta phenomenon that just rises off of a purely physical process That's inherently meaningless

So we just have sparks and like neuro transmitters a soup of things that's going on and it produces our reality That's more or less just this thing you can say you can discount it. It's total bullshit But this tiny little bit of material our brain produces this thing called consciousness But then you get all of the material of the universe which our brain's made from that doesn't produce consciousness. It's like, okay I doubt that I highly doubt that's the case. What's uh, who's the black dork scientist? No, you ever see that tweet norm hit him with does he go against? I'll tell you you're gonna like it. You know if your little brain can produce your reality You're telling me all the material of the universe doesn't produce a greater larger consciousness that we can't comprehend

It's like get the fuck out of here. Neil de grass. It's kind of it's like the books about stuff like that You're gonna like this tweet did he really so Neil de grass tyson tweeted The universe is blind to our sorrows and indifferent to our pains have a nice day norm norm replied Neil this is a scientific fact or is it is this a scientific fact or is this just an opinion? I hope I don't sound combative, but this blunt aphorism. Oh fuck. That's not the right one The hell Yeah get involved He goes Neil there's a there's a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems to be quite telling

Since you and I are part of the universe then we would also be indifferent and uncaring Perhaps you forgot Neil that we are not superior to the universe, but merely a fraction of it. Nice day indeed Damn norm just chilling at home. Just hit him with it. Yeah No, what's this queer talking about? Yeah, yeah, dude, that's you know, it's the books about stuff of that nature. Yeah pretty tight I'm gonna if I'm going on stuff. I don't know. I'm a jam o'connor dude. It's all I'm doing. I actually will sit in if you're If you're there to jam o'connor, I'll join. I mean, I'd love to hear his answer to that. Yeah I'll just shut up and just look at him. No mike. I'm gonna sit right there

I'm gonna take our dog spot. I just want to watch you jam Good luck jamming him though. I mean Tommy will jump in Tommy would be He'd love it. They'll be this I'll be Ken. I'll be Ken obi do with the blindfold is fucking nothing We're not planning anything Talking consciousness talk Not at all not at all Nothing Aren't you having mad on stuff island tonight? Maybe I'll jump in maybe get a fourth mike. Have a little fun

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I agree. Oh, shit. We gotta do first of all that's on you if you're addicted to anything So just knock that off. Yeah, you gotta be in full real is not the company's fault other than the Sacklers They got tricked. They got tricked everybody. Well, they used the doctors and you know, that was kind of nowadays with nicotine That's on you. Yeah, they're geese and you got stuck back then when they were like it helps you with your if you have a cold Yeah, that was the uh, that was my argument in social work school We're like, well, yeah, well now with the opioid epidemic because it's white people they care It's like other doctors gave it to them those a slight difference. Yeah, it's not like Crack was not prescribed

Or was it I mean by the fi it was left it was left there Could have been the fi it was left there, but you didn't like hurt your back at work They're like some crack if I found some crack. Did we see a guy smoking crack? Yeah, he was smoking I saw a guy smoking crack Two days ago. Did you really black dude in the park? It was great. It's making a comeback I was walking with Nate and we were in a all we're we're all white people Yeah, for the most part. There's a lot of rich white people walking around. Sure. I was like, oh, there's one of you guys Like didn't they because we at me and Nate have nice racial fights all the time. Yeah

Like the slingshot drove by just blasting fucking music. I was like, it's gonna be one of you guys Shown off Shown off but then the slingshot took a right This is a nice victory for Nate the slingshot took a right at the light. No turn signal I was like, obviously no turn signal then the next car comes up as white as can be No turn signal. I was like really And then I was like, why is it gotta be so fucking loud white guy on a Harley comes by the loudest thing you've ever heard I was like, oh no, I swirled. I was like my racism was breaking

No Then a giant truck with a smoke muffler and a florida flag came by and I was like, fuck. No, we're loud too Guys, I thought you guys were the loud ones What the hell oh, it's so fucking funny. You should have jumped in front of it like stop Turn it down. Come on. Um, let me tell you this man. Yeah Uh, let me tell you this Oh, so this is gonna be tough because I'm going to rally this weekend I'll sold out not a big deal and then north cat and then Tennessee going to Nashville guard dog. You want to come?

I love to. Yeah, you want to come? Yeah, if you want me to all right. We'll figure that out We'll get you involved. Thank you. I got an Airbnb. Come hang out. Whoa Um, sounds fun Then after that weekend the I'll be in Indianapolis at the end of the at the end of April the 28th 29th and 30th I'll be at Indianapolis Helium May Fifth all right. Here's when it starts. I got that fucking UK tour. So I'm a I am in May 6th. I'm in Manchester may 8th. I'm in Leeds may 9th. I'm in Glasgow Scotland or Glasgow. I forget how to say

I sound like a fool. Glasgow. That's Glasgow. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go Uh may 12th. I'm in Dublin May 13th. This is this has been tricky for people. Yeah May 13th The first show the early show is at the Leicester Square Theater The late show has been as is at the o2 shepherds bush empire theater. What the fuck? All right. Yeah, the England with their fucking O2. It's all that shit. It's all like Piccadilly All that crap, dude Then may or June 3rd through 5th. I'll be at Helium Philly. Uh-oh

Whoa Lego. Whoa. When is that june? What? Party party time. Oh nice Looks like we might be able to add some shows in Nashville. So keep an eye on that Yeah, I'm awesom this week awesom they switch it to the creek and cave Oh, dude construction happened. You've been there. You performed there place rules. It's gonna be tight switch it to the creek So when you hit the creek, uh This thursday this thursday this week. I leave. Oh shit. I'm gonna visit my uncle

My uncle lives down there. So I'm gonna visit my uncle. He came to the show. Yeah, I'm gonna stay with my uncle I'm gonna see if my uncle's gonna be down there. Uncle gonna be down there. No My Gemini twin He's super-grandma. That's your uncle. That's your uncle Yeah, I'm gonna show my uncle. McGooby's joke house 421. Let's go. That's looking strong. Andrew sent me a million. I was like nice Rutherford pick it up, dude. Banana's comedy club. I peeped the numbies, dude. It's a while out, but Rutherford. Come on guys What the numbies? Dude, you got time. I'm not worried about it. Play it safe The dudes that are gonna show up, they're not securing their schedule months out. They live day to day

They're like, I'm not gonna buy that ticket and die. Dude, I'm fully prepared. I'm ready for a stinker, dude I'm like bring it on. Let's have it. No, let's have a full stinking weekend. You're too powerful It's a full sting. I'm always ready for it though. Ready for it. I thought this was gonna be a stanky weekend. Do you think so? I thought for sure you mean stanky weekend and Palm Beach is a huge improv. It's huge. It's like a 500 seater. Dang, you know You know what that came out to the baby and then proceeded to not do that great That's a tough look. Are you gone next week? You're gone. Yeah, so we're gonna have to figure something out. So next week big billy Big billy wants to come on. I know what the fuck I want to be on there. I love bill

Come on. Yeah, we'll zoom you on that one. Just zoom you up No, get the boys on big bill's got a big week ahead of him next week popping right now No, they're about to yeah, they got a big interview coming up big. There's only big bill Spud and I think tom we got a shepherd billy's going through a big experience coming up. Are you gonna you're gonna do that in filly? Obviously, thanks. Obviously. What am I dumb? Well, I don't want to spoil it billy's munching. He's gonna he's gonna take the fuck And and spill he's gonna spill see he's gonna spill her He's gonna first ascend then maybe spill maybe he won't who knows maybe he won't want to he's going to the wilderness

He's either gonna not want to or really want to I my predictions. He's gonna go. Why the fuck did I come? That's like you tell him like you're gonna do five grams of mushrooms and go Why did I not come for 90 days? That was crazy. That was the whole time I did it It was going. Why do I put all these weird things on myself that I have to do? Yeah But then you can come that'll be great. That'll be good. I'll see I'll see if I can get one down in nash vegas But I am doing a couple podcasts already now. Are you really? Yeah Couple podcasts gashville gashville baby bro. I'm excited for gashville. It's gonna be fun kid rock show That's huge dude kid rock comedy jam after with fucking josh out of mires and kid rock, dude

That's gonna be nasty. I hit a drag with kid rock might have to Oof my gonna get an old country song with them too. That'd be nice. Yeah, I gotta figure out a song So Mike was that guy Jay Wayland? I would think you know what I would say. I would sing uh We'll put a boot in your ass. It's the american so uncle sam put your name That might be on his list. That might be on to that. What kid rock kid rock He's actually also a super grand. Oh, dude. There's no doubt. Yeah before we get did you see You see that video of tucker packing us in no It bothered me so much. There's no need to pack it. I mean you don't have to pack it

I'll pack I'll pack my lucy. That's just what a seventh grader does just I want to show you guys He isn't fucking funny Yeah My lucy losages I fucking You pack the lucy pack them down. Yeah, anytime I get a pack of nicotine gum from lucy I go All right, we're gonna switch over to the patreon. Please join us. Thank you