Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 420 - The Future of Streaming is Now

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

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What do you have over there? Is that a special announcement? Yeah, it's a very special announcement. I'm trying to find the exact thing. What is the exact verbiage? Oh, I think we just have to do a, we have to just mention the on sale, the thing is on sale. It's on sale right now?

Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. At the beginning of the episode, which is right now, perfect. Nice. It's on sale. It's on sale. Yes. What is it?

It's a live stream from Moment House. What is it though? What is the show? It's just a live stream. It's a show. It's a special show. It'll be a live podcast. It's going to be a live podcast.

Streamed on Moment House. On Moment House. Filmed in New York City. It's going to be in New York City. And there's going to be some big special guests. Yeah, man. We're working on the guests. Yeah.

Now that we've secured a date today, I think today we'll be able to reach out and ask. The date, or the date should be. If we get the guests. If we get them. If we get somebody, I'm sure. We're going to get somebody good. It was huge. But.

But the date is December 14th. December 14th. Chelsea Music. Live on Moment House. Chelsea Music. Is it Chelsea Music Hall? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

I believe they're 10 bucks. It's 10 bucks? The tickets. That'll be fun, dude. Yeah. I thought when they said pay-per-view, I thought it was going to be like $99. I was like, fuck dude, this is so much pressure. 10 bucks though.

No, 10 bucks. When you see the guests we get, you're going to say, I'm glad I spent that 10 dollars. You're going to say, whoa, 10 bucks is going to fly out of your pocket. 10 bucks is going to choose for itself to be like, hey, 10 bucks, get back here. I guess I'll watch it. Yes. Fuck. I guess I'll check this out.

But yeah, that's going to be, that's the future. Streaming stuff is the future. They figured it out. Streaming stuff is the future. Streaming stuff and paying to watch stuff and meeting is the future. It certainly is the present. Dude, let's just. Everything's streaming.

Let's just talk about that. I was back at my parents' house this week and it's nothing but cable, dude. It's insane. The geezer's cable. I think it is so fucked up. Comcast. It's terrifying. Comcast is butt fucks old people.

It's just them speaking into the room. They'd pay 300 bucks to be like, oh, put on the sopranos. What episode was that? God damn it. I worked a sink. Just put on HGTV. That's all my mom watches, dude. It's unbelievable.

Have I talked about this before? It's insane. No. It's just a fucking lady. It's a girl. Yes, we have. It's female porn. Oh, okay.

It's literally a woman coming in and being like, this house is fine, but this is what you need to do. And the husband's like, oh, I don't know, honey. And she's like, this isn't a democracy. We don't talk like that. I tell you what to do. And then a bunch of dudes build stuff and a woman shows up and is like, good job, guys. It's just 10 guys sawing cabinets in the front yard.

It's insane. Working hard. Well, those shows also completely warp people's minds as to the actual timeline of construction projects. Yeah. Because they watch those shows and they're like, we have three days to get the kitchen done. It's like, bro.

It takes like four weeks. It takes 10 years. It never gets done. And they do houses and they're like, we sold it for $500,000, every house you see is like, it's worth $900,000. My friend's having trouble with the contractors and their house is taking for real two years for two years. Dude.

I was just remodeling. I know somebody who did this recently and they were saying, like, you know, we had a contractor and they were like, they can't get anyone to work because of COVID. And I was like, they were good contractors. They wouldn't believe in that kind of stuff. Yeah. Get in there. If they were good with their hands, they would not believe in COVID.

Just the wax built up from the saws all the time. They'd be like, what? Yeah. Well, you don't like to work. You don't want to contract with the Believes in Science. No, not at all. You want a contractor that doesn't know anything. Yeah.

It just shows up and it's just like... But it's kind of right. But it also ended up being kind of right, which is, you know, something that as a country we're going to have to walk back and say, sorry guys. Yeah. I think there is a thing. As soon as you hit like 48 ounces of like 7-eleven coffee, you just get the truth. They glimpse.

True. They just glimpse the Akashic records every morning and they're like F-3-5. You just listen to Nick Fuentes. What the hell? I don't think these things are going to be that effective, as you say they are. If you're fourth Sonoko hotdog at 9.30 in the morning, you're like, the Democratic parties are the actual races. Yeah, we can rip that sink out.

What do you want, radiant floors? You probably put them in. I mean, it's not a big deal. Radiant floors are the shit. Yeah. Heated floors, water pipes flowing through your little floors. I will say remodeling houses is very pleasing to the eyes. It's pleasing to the eyes.

I do like to see the end product. Who doesn't? It is girl TV until the end product and then that's for everybody. You go, I go, ooh, that is nice. I like that. Well, apparently Spud was telling me the reality of remodels is it actually destroys couples a lot of times. Of course.

A lot of couples don't make it to the remodels. It's always a guy that's like, because it is, it's for women. So the woman's always right. And the woman's like, this is what I want with the cabinets. This is this, blah, blah, blah, in real life. If if they were like, no, the new cabinets, it's going to be the thing she wants. It's going to be an extra like 50 grand. Yeah, be like, no, it's a fight.

You never get me anything. It's a fight. It's a fight. And it's also, you know, that that's a tough position. That's like Caesar mode for wives, too, because then they have like all of a sudden there's just like a team of like, yeah, Hispanic immigrants, not even the same Mexicans, a lot of times, the Guatemalans and Brazilians as well. Yes.

But it's like, they get the Lord, dude. They're on their chase lounge. They just get like a six month period. They can just be like, move that there, switch the sink, just all fueled by a bank and then your mortgage goes up by like 500 bucks a month. It's pretty crazy. You can get to be Cleopatra for like four months and be like, man, I don't like that spot on the wall.

I don't like it. Call the painters and the one day contract is like, we're done. Fuck you. Yeah. I don't think I've ever heard of a single remodeling that the contractor wasn't a dickhead, according to the according to the customer. Here's the thing. A lot of it all depends.

So I actually, we had a remodel on our house and it was literally, I'm not just saying this, but like they literally banged it out as fast as humanly possible. Nice. We had like a looming pregnancy deadline, which is a fucking nightmare. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of people put on realistic living in like a we're living in an apartment in the hood for like three months. Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

My pregnant wife was rolling off an air mattress. You should stay your parents. No. Well, we we did say that was the escape plan. If it went too long, but then it would have been newborn baby at the parents' house and dude, women have this nesting that can be nice. That's what I said. It's nice to have the parents with the newborn.

Yeah. But dude, it's like they hate it. But fuck them. All right. My parents would have loved it. My mom would have loved it. My dad would have loved it too. The kids over at my house have they're they're running.

Yeah. I mean, that's there's a lot of my sister tries to bring four kids over. It's a lot of kids and the parents. I can hear them. They complain. Yeah. Especially if the kids just go and make a big mess and leave the kids come in and scream, dude, I was home for four days.

It sucked. I don't know how anybody's around kids. I can't believe people around kids constantly is just screaming. Yeah, I don't get to watch my shows. We have to watch their shows. Big time TV hogs. I'm a TV hog, so it's a battle. Yeah, but dude, they won't stop.

They won't relent. If you do a lie, dude, me and Anthony go to war. We're just now introducing my to the concept of turns and it fucks her up so back. She's it's her turn. She's all like happy. I'm like, I'm like, no, it's my turn. She's like, she'll sit there every two seconds, but it's my turn. I'm like, it's not your turn.

You have to wait. She'll learn. All you have to do is take subtle digs at whatever someone's watching. Yeah, you'll figure out how to ruin someone's turn. My girlfriend knows not to decide what we watch. We used to do it to my sister with Animal Planet. We would just be like, yeah, she would just do two inches from the TV. Hold down.

It was her Alamo. She'd be on Animal Planet feet touching the wall in front of the TV. You're like, you're watching these guys fucking jerk horses off. Come on, shut up. Come on. Yeah. I'm trying to watch B with some butthead. This sucks.

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other clients will put you on our schedule. How long like three weeks? And the problem is the contractors sound like Mr. Marsh, if they show up like on a dime, like we can start right now. Typically, you got to watch that because if they're not, if a contractor isn't busy, there's a reason. Usually it's because either they stink or they're a shyster. So a lot of people will just like get these cut.

These guys will come in low typically not the case. Actually, you got to watch those terms that you got to be careful. A shyster. No, is that what a shyster means? Sounds like a German word. Fuck. Shit. Dude, I know we're on the contractors and I'm going to derail it completely.

Thank you. I've been listening. Well, if we're going to bring up anti-Semitism, dude, I've been going to sleep to fucking if you're going to be anti-Semitic. I've been going to sleep. You know, all those Jewish contractors working hard in your kitchen. Jesus might have been the last one. They gave it up after Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, the last honest Jewish contractor.

Go on. Dang it, dude. Why'd you bake me into this? You're ruining my movement, dude. Yes, the movement. Oh, we watch. You got to watch Louis Thoreau's. I don't know what it's called.

It's Louis Thoreau on like Forbidden America. Forbidden America about the alt-right. About like the these do it. So fucking those dudes are the biggest fucking dorks on earth. And we were watching the one dude, Nick Fuentes, who's in the he's in the news as of late because he went to him. Kanye, Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos are like hanging out. Yeah, which is.

I really think the internet is just starting to like get like something caught inside of whatever like mechanism is just moving it all around and starting to get like an old lawnmower that's getting clogged with grass. Like there's it's just like nonsense. It's like there's like Trump. I didn't know I know I know the guy is now I saw him. Kanye Trump Fuentes is just like a completely nonsensical. Yeah, it is.

It's like that South Park. I'm so with family guy where it's just manatees. It's just like what what is this? If he's like, oh, my God, guys, Trump, y'all to me said I'd never be president. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I forget what I was going to say. Sorry. You got to watch it, though.

It's very wonderful. That's good. It's very funny watching a dude just go and be like, I'm not racist. I'm kidding. And it's like, they're throwing up Roman salutes. They call they were they refused to call it Nazi salute. Yeah, it's very fun when he confronts the one guy. But Fuentes is he's he's 18 years old at Charlottesville. He's probably like 20 or 22 now, 22 now, according to that thing.

Oh, in the documentary 22. I think that's 23, 24 max. Yeah, that him saying stuff to a camera. He's going to regret that so much. Well, what sucks at 24, you're like still climbing this hill and you can't see anything on the other side. You can't see anything. I'm trying to keep him low. Do not run and you can't see anything on the other side.

And you're just like, fuck, this is going to be so sick. And he's going to hit his 30s and be able to peak with the rest of his life. It's going to be like, I was a white nationalist on the Internet. No, imagine if you put a camera in your face when you're 22. I was like, how do you feel about the world and politics? Yeah, I was I would have been in a house with like a pile of oxycontin and cocaine and been like, this is where I was really going. I'm selling promethecy because I think it's kind of funny.

Yeah, dude, it's it's a nightmare. Watch we watched him say that one thing. Yeah, of just being like the people in the middle. The he's like, you're a bit of a fringe, aren't you? Yeah. He's like, yeah, well, the people in the middle are fucking it up. Maybe the people in the fringe are the ones who are going to save us. That's what I went, oh, dude, it's 22 year old. Damn, you're going to regret that.

It's 22 year old brain. It's the most profound thing ever. Just like maybe the fringe really is what the the main media system is broken. It's also funny for these dudes to be like it. Well, the, you know, like the what is it? White nationalists, the whole thing is like, we're being ousted. We're getting replaced and all this stuff. It's also like, dude.

But at the same time, it's like free market capitalism is a way to be. It's like, dude, if a Mexican dude's better at capitalism than you, you can't all of a sudden become like a weird type of communist. True. And it's like, well, it's tough tomatoes, dude. We got here this time. And it's like, yeah, dude. Yeah. And now that logically plays out where the lads will replace you. The lads are the lads. I don't think they're. I must count a protest.

Oh, yeah, he was mad. He was mad about the lads. The lads will replace us. Yes. Yeah. No immigration, none of that. It's like, dude, good luck. Good luck keeping a dude who like can't find food out of here while you're sitting there being like, I don't know how I'm going to stream today. People like to people are kind of like reading to watch into my stream today.

Meanwhile, some dude's starving. He's going to get in here. He's going to take your money, dude. And his family is getting raped. He's going to work pretty hard to get them out of the situation there. You're sitting there being like, I have a problem with optics. It's like, that guy's going to come right in and just suck your body out. I do a Roman slude.

I have a problem with optics right now. Louis throws at my house and talking, bothering me. That was very funny, though. When the dude, when the other guy got like the gamer guy got attacked, Beardson, man. Yeah. He got attacked or not even attacked. The guy was like, dude, did you truck up a Nazi slude? He's like, fuck you, man, get the fuck out of my house.

But yeah, the whole thing is like, dude, I'm just dancing on the edge. People don't understand. I'll be honest, I watched that. And I was like, dude, do I do that kind of stuff the whole time? I was like, fuck, yeah, fuck. We do. Fuck, I'm a fucking loser. That does hurt. That's what hurt. But those are they're doing it wrong.

We're good at it. We're masters of our craft. We're masters at it. They got greedy. That's the problem. Also, they're kind of serious. True. They're also having America first conferences. Yeah, where they're on stage and in Mustangs on Nazi Salutes, which could be the highest warm up comedy if they were joking.

If they were. If they were joking. Yes. Yeah. That is funny. Yeah, well, I do think that does come at a cost of maybe destroying America, but true. But the problem is this is the thing that gets me is they'll get caught. They'll be like dead. Apparently, it looked like they're serious on a thing.

They can get busted and be like, fucking around. Yeah. So I do if you're fucking around, luckily, I can just be like, dude, I'm just an idiot. Yeah, I'm a dumb ass. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, that's a that was drawing. I saw that and went, shit. Yeah, maybe being an edge lord is not as cool as we thought it was. God damn it.

But again, you know, to have fun of messing around is fun. Yeah. But yeah, as soon as we can, what we can't do is to start an organization. Soon as you start an organization. Join the page on subscribe. But like, yes, of course, of course. No, it is just by our shirts.

Pay us nonorganization. It is just for yucks. Yes. Let that be known. I mean, we are actual comedians. I like that we're talking ourselves out of. We're not fucking all right. Are we white nationalists? Fuck.

No, definitely not. I'm I honestly am. And I'm not just saying this for the optics, dude. I'm Paul. I love immigration. I'm pumped on it. I agree. I think it's cool. You know, I like to control the border a little. Can't just be letting fucking all these guys in.

You know, yeah, I like to go down there and say, you. Yes, you. I might get a job down there. I get a horse on a horse down there. Yeah. Control the border. Yeah, it is just so funny. It's like, dude, we're going to have immigrants to be like,

well, we can't have infinite immigrants. Like you're right on that, sir. Yeah, that's like there's not. Yeah, thankfully, that's not going to happen because, you know, we do have dudes down there in the ponies being like, hey, halt. Halt, sir. Stop. Your journey ends here at the goal line. Damn.

How far did you go? Fifteen hundred miles. That doesn't say goal lines, Dan. Yeah. Although I do get excited. Stuff about the goal line. Pretty hard. I have heard tales of a I've talked to immigrants and they tell me they're like tale of getting into America.

So I touched the delicious patient. I'd like hearing the tales of how people got into the country. That always does. Exciting. Yeah. I hear about it. I was talking to someone who came in when they were like, I think like a six, 17 year old girl. And I was like, Jesus, that's so scary.

That's right. No, I don't like it. I was scared, dude. Don't you even dare. Don't you even? What do you like about the story? Dude, don't you even dare? Dude, you're ruining the fucking movement.

You're ruining the movement. It sucks. We can't start over either on this. We have to keep all the white nationalism shit. We can talk about whatever else. Oh, dude, the big announcement, dude. The big announcement is crazy. That's crazy. It's going to be awesome.

Yeah, I'm excited about the big announcement. Yes, I almost blew it this morning. What do you mean? I was in bed. I'm such this. I'm such a fucking dumbass, dude. We have the big announcement to make. It's, you know, it's huge.

And I go, all right, I'm going to get up tomorrow morning at like 5 30, get a jump on traffic. And we had to wait. That's why I will not be in the Patreon. We were supposed to be starting early. I'm so sorry about that. I have to get on a plane. Yeah.

Shortly. So I woke up. I was like, I'm going to be on the road at 6am. If I get there an hour early, that's just what I'm going to do. It's not a big deal. And I'm such a dumbass. I didn't set an alarm clock. Yeah, this is how this is truly uncapable of stuff I am.

I like, all of a sudden at 5 50, I was having a dream about being with my cousins who all do like cool, like, uh, landscape me hard to give him work. So I had, they were like, trying to figure out how to chop, chop down the street that was grown in a house. And I had this Ryobi pole saw that like for some reason it's in my house and I've used it to chop stuff down and put a hole in my back door.

But then chop the branches down every time these dudes were building, they'd be like out there fucking with these branches like, yo, I got a Ryobi pole saw if you guys want to borrow it. So I was like letting everyone in this neighborhood has borrowed my Ryobi pole saw as a big point of pleasure of mine. Yes. These guys had like sheer branches off and they're doing it. It's just, it's just a great thing I have.

So in my dream, my cousins were doing this big time job in my basement. Oh, nice. It disassembles. It goes apart, battery powered. It's fucking disassembled your weapon and continue. Gump. Why did you put that weapon together so quickly? Private Gump.

Because you told me to. So in my dream, my cousins are scratching their heads. They're scratching their heads. And they're like, what are we going to do? And I was like, guys, I'm going to go get my Ryobi pole saw. I'll be right back. And I'm like, they're going to be so pumped from the Ryobi pole saw. My wife wakes me out of just a blissful dream.

And I just wake up. I said, babe, she goes, you got to get up. And I was like, babe, where are you? Where are you, babe? It's dark in this room. I want to touch you. You said, babe, babe, you're late. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I woke up.

You said it's the podcast. Thank you so much. Literally woke me up from the best dream ever. I said, what would I do without you, man? I was out. I would have slept into like fucking who knows what time. If if you hadn't, yeah, I said, I was hitting snooze. I was like, nice, Matt's not here yet.

Matt's not here yet. Oh, I saw a missed call 10 minutes before. I was like, shit, he's definitely outside for the last 10 minutes. No, I was barreling up the road. I was on the road at six. Hey, I've been staying awake too late at night playing Mount and Blade Banner Lord. Oh, I can't stop playing fucking rules.

It's insane, dude. Yeah. You say I got done with set life. It's not a big deal wrapped on a series wrap for Shane. You're done. Yeah, I'm out. Awesome. It's pretty cool, though, when you're done filming a show,

they the producer yells, that's a it's a wrap for Shane and everybody claps in the room. Really? Go guys, thank you for having me. It means a lot to me to have me on here. No, Matt, you used to be all right. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah.

I'd get home. I'd be out of work. I'd come home and be watching YouTube. You'd be like, check out Milo, you know. I'd be like, dude, if you're going to slander me, get the fuck out of my house, the fuck out right now. I got a live stream. Sean, switch the camera.

I got a live stream right now. There's definitely a photo of me doing a Roman salute. It's got to be. No way. Sometimes they're funny when you're drunk. And there's no photo of a Roman salute. I don't throw a Roman salute. A Roman salute.

I better not throw a Roman salute, dude. Why? I hope nobody does. Oh, man, that was tough to watch. What? There's also the thing where it's like, I don't know. These are all it's just a guy. I don't want to get back on the topic, but it's just like, dude, these are dorks. They're internet. They're fucked, dude.

Yeah, they're they're they're a result of. Society, they're not. Yeah, they're not changing anything. They're just. Yes, it's just a problem. It's all of everyone's belief systems got blown apart. Now they're like slowly reassembling and avoid from. Yeah, it's I think we're getting inoculated to demagoguery, though,

in terms of just like guys can get up there and be like, you know, your kids and everyone's like, yeah, what the fuck? Everyone now, like a random dude can just hit the playbook of just like a a demagogue, just can't start gaining a follow. It's just like a primal thing that like hits people. Yeah, we have always had that. What that? Like if a guy gets on a fucking stage and sounds good.

Yeah. Everyone in the room is like, I love that guy. And if you're pissed, if you're already, and most people are pissed and like this utterly disillusioned and the guy starts being like, you know what the problem is, you know, you're going to start being like, yeah, I could see that. Yeah, but you're telling me I'm right and everyone else is wrong. I kind of like the idea of that.

I don't know. I don't know what about that. That sounds good to me. I was listening to I've really listened to ghosts on the ghosts of the Osfront again. Oh, yeah, boy, dude. Don't let the fucking fringe bros take over. Yeah, bad news. Yeah. It's the worst news ever. I've listened to it.

It's about Russia and Germany in World War Two. It's the saddest. Yeah, the worst shit ever. Yes, the atrocities when the Russians came back are so bad. And then they're like, yeah, this is a revenge. You guys did this. And the Germans are like, yeah, we did that. Oh, it's bad, dude.

They're just small. Everyone get everyone got raped. Really? Like indiscriminately. They were like, when we got it, they would get into town to be like, we're not doing this for sex. We're doing this because we hate you guys. Rape grandmas, kids, everybody, both sides, everybody.

They're getting everybody. Yeah. And they were a bit of a game of tag is tag. Oh, man. That resulted in like, yeah, women being like crucified to barn doors and shit. And they'd go to the next village and do it again. Yikes. Lines of dudes. They would rape them to death.

This is what I'm going to sleep to rape them. You can't let the fringe guys win, dude. No, because this is what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I watched a. How about that? That's a good part of that is a good part. Just so you know, in our 80 years ago, women were being raped to death

on the Eastern Front. Hey, Jesus Christ. That was the what was like the big actual has anyone pointed out the big like, is it just financial pressures that drives these countries in war? Is it just pure like a guy being like, this is the problem? Like, how do they have ever gotten down to how they actually, actually start? Because there's like, if a guy attacks your country, if you're like a little like a, you know, you take it back to like the year thousand,

you're just chilling in a village and dudes start like kicking the walls. And you're like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah, that's a pretty legitimate cause of war. Yeah, you're like, come on, get the fuck out of here. That's a pretty legitimate cause of war. But like when it goes because I know they like doesn't. Well, we're one. Don't they not really know why?

Yeah. World War One was pointless. Yeah, they don't really know why. Then World War Two was just what? Like Hitler was just like, World War Two was the result of World War One. Got you. I mean, that's how that's how history works. They said everything's a result.

Let's run that back. Uh, no. Yeah. Germany kind of felt like they got fucked. I mean, losing war, I could see feeling like that. Losing war. And then you got a fuck. Millions of dudes coming home like that was for nothing.

Everybody found out that was for nothing. And then they're like, wait, who's at the top? Why would we ever do that? Yeah. And then they took over and they were like, all right, let's do that again. And they result. We're going to do it right this time. Yeah.

We're going to, we're going to invade Russia. I mean, it is tempting, I guess, because then the United States kind of came out pretty good on the end of world. It worked out for us. Yeah. It didn't come out pretty good for the old United States. Yeah. All of Europe got destroyed.

The United States became the financial center of the world, the world power. That has been dictating who is in charge of the world. And it does make you feel good. Every once in a while, it makes me feel good that America isn't as, you know, it's as good as a fucking empire can be compared to what those dudes were doing 80 years ago is it was no good, man. It's terrible. It was literally the it's the worst thing of all time.

I mean, Vietnam is pretty bad. When we just know it's not even fucking close. Really? No, it was what was the worst of Vietnam? They would they would lose just the Russians would lose more than we lost in Vietnam every day, every day. More than we've lost probably in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, everything combined daily for like five years.

So numbers wise, it was worse. Numbers wise, it wasn't not even close, not even comparable. Jesus. It was what was it like 20,000 day? You'd lose guys that Russia and Germany would lose more guys in one battle than the U.S. lost the entire war. Yikes. We lost 600,000. And Russia was on our side back then. Russia was on our side.

Just losing thousands of fucking dudes. And then what? Why did why did it all fall apart? Why aren't we boys? Because the way they were they were evil. They were pretty bad. We they was evil versus evil over there. And we were just we were like, let's let these two kill each other. And then we'll invent rock and roll and destroy the other evil one.

We killed them with the power of music. True. We did. We hit them with the guitar riffs. Like, hold on Elvis, hold it. Shake your hips Elvis. Destroy them, Elvis. Oh, yeah, they had witnessed nothing but horrific atrocities. They were like, blue jeans, put down our sickles, boys.

Damn, I can watch you die hard after that, too. That's what imagine watching die hard. I thought you were changing the subject and be like, I was watching die hard. I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is what we want to die hard after that. It's like, that's crazy. That's so fake.

And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. All the buildings explode. All the buildings blown up into town. Jumping out of it. Yeah, it's it sucks, man. America got pretty lucky. But now it is. It's got to be tempting because I always imagine these like

leaders of states and societies like a very, very world versed in history and like military history. I don't think they are. Really? No. You don't think so? I guarantee if you walked up to Joe Biden, it was like, what was the battle of Kersk? Yeah, I guess so. Be like, what?

Hey, Tony Boy, fuck you. Yeah, maybe so. Donald Trump, just be like Donald Trump. What year was, you know, not that that's how that's not how you're versed in history, of course, for sure. But yeah, I guess you're right. But I'm thinking of like, there's definitely dudes that are have their hands closer to the levers.

I think if people knew more about history, I think we'd be doing better. Yeah, I guess you're right. Because the way we're sliding into fucking bullshit, bullshit is it is a little alarming. Yeah, it stinks. Only because if you know what could happen, which is that, which is your debt, you're gone.

And then all of your mothers and sisters, girlfriends and wives are at home and a thousand guys show up and chase them around and they're laughing. The women are like, kill baby. Yeah. And then they rape them to death. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

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but I don't know what possessed me to do this. I did an absolutely, a pretty evil thing to my dad. We're talking, he was like talking about one of his bros. And I don't know, just in the moment, I was like, yes, he's talking about him. Like, yo, is that guy gay? He's like, what? Yeah.

No. You want to do something bad. Dude, I was like, why did I do this? He completely was just like, no, what the hell? Why do you think that? I'm like, I'm just fucking around. I can see him just being like, how the fuck is that funny? I'm like, yeah, it's funny.

It is funny. It's so funny. You got your dude off guard, just dude, I'm telling you, we were talking, if he's talking about any of his bros, he's like, yo, for real, is that guy gay? They'll fucking melt and be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Cause they instantly go, what the fuck?

What the hell is going on? What's happening to me? I can't even hit Phil with that anymore. Yeah. I've used it. You've used it all up. I've used it up so many, anytime the guy's on TV, I'm like, do you like that guy?

When we're watching sports, I'll be like, yeah, he's good. You want to kiss him? I'll be like, yes, Shanley. Ooh, I'd like to kiss him, isn't that right? Yeah, my dad doesn't fuck around about that shit. Being gay, yeah, you can't. If you're a man, if you're an old man. It's not even funny.

Don't you fucking joke about that. It's not funny. Dude, you want to know gay? I was watching White Lotus. You watched White Lotus? I watched the first episode. Bro, the end of the last episode is vicious. I didn't see it.

Did you see the first season? It's a classic butt-fucking dude. Did you see the first classic dude on the end of the bed on his knees? Bro, the first season, they had a guy getting his ass eaten. Like, graphic. Yeah, I did see that. Graphic.

And it was like a cliffhanger. It's like you're waiting. I was like, I wonder what's happening. What episode was that? Late? Yeah, it was later on. I didn't see that. Dude, oh my god.

I heard Steve Zahn's cocks on it, too. Who? The guy, the one, the dad in it. In the first season, the dad with the girls. Oh, he makes a return? Apparently, his penis is in season one. I didn't see it. Is it really?

I don't remember. I must have blacked it out. Oh, yeah, it's looking for like cancer on his nuts early. Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, that is currently, I think, the funniest show out. White Lotus might be the funniest show. This one's a little, season two is not that funny. I only saw the first app.

It's very uncomfortable. It is funny. It is your style of comedy, too. Everyone's kind of scheming, fucking up, yeah. One of the funnier things, dude. But it's, it keeps you on edge. It's very uncomfortable. Yeah, but the dude.

Everyone's fucking, everyone's fucking each other. Yeah. Cut it out. Dude, the guy, the guy in the first episode in front of the other dude's wife putting a bathing suit on, like showing her his, showing her his ass made me laugh very hard. Wait, did you see in the first, wait, which episode of season two? Yeah.

The guy's massive cock. He's all this huge? Matt. Matt, what do you think when you saw that cock? I was watching my wife, dude. I was watching with my girlfriend. I said, don't. I heard you guys.

I heard you guys talk about that. And when we watched, she was like, want to watch White Lotus? So I was like, fine. Damn it. Waiting. Cause I was like, I knew there was a gigantic hog coming. And I remember his blood being like, you saw it from behind. You could see it from behind.

You see it from behind, dude. Yeah. I kind of, I just kind of, me and my wife just both went silent. We both went, went silent and passed. Like, thank God. I thought it was a full frontal dong, like up front. Hammer shot. I addressed it to me.

I gave it a beat. I was like, I didn't even bring it up. I didn't even bring a spoiler for the guest. Yeah. I didn't even go, yeah, you see this guy. You see the guy from the Divergent series, penis. That sucks too, because that actually is, I believe. He's a celebrity crush for my wife.

She actually does like that, dude. Cause he likes, he's in like a, he escaped from like the craziest realm. He's a famous actor with a massive cock. Yeah, bro. I might be fake. Might be prosthetic. That's kind of the angle I'm taking.

I'm banking on prosthetic. I'm like, dude, these weird prosthetic dicks are crazy anymore, but I don't know. Probably. Well, if I should freeze, when I go home, back home, I'm going to analyze and freeze it and just like match skin tone. Yeah, that was, I mean, but did he work something up?

Is the question. It was still pointing straight down. I guess when your cock's that big, you can be pretty hard and have it. It's too much weight. Things. Well, it must be crazy for that. It's just like a hot, rich guy.

They're like, look, we have the scene. If we need help. He's like, no, I actually also have a massive dick. I'm like, perfect. It's got to be pretty, you know, pretty annoying. He does play. I was I was complimenting his acting. I was like, he's Francis, dude.

He's a good actor. He reminds me of Francis Ellis. Really? There's parts the way he talks a little bit. Harvard guy. Obviously Francis isn't a scumbag. No, for sure. Well, Francis had taken like more martial arts,

because I know him more from the Divergent series. Yeah. So it's like, I know another side of it. Francis has martial arts. If Francis had more martial arts training, that guy has more of like a martial arts edge. Wait, that guy knows martial arts, too? He has to, dude.

Dude, I fucking hate this guy. Oh, I'm saying, did you see the Divergent series? Of course not, Matt. What? No. Number four? That's his name. He's number four.

Yeah, dude, he plays like. Wait, what is Divergent? Diver... Yeah. Dude, you watch this shit? Yeah, I watched all of them with my wife. I watched all of them with my wife. My wife fell in love with him, because he's like.

You need to take the power from your wife, dude. That guy's penis is in it, and it's the star of the show, dude. I'm not gonna say one of those J-Sex, dude. I'm not gonna say, no spoilers. I didn't see that episode yet. Yeah, I mean, he probably does, but dude. I'm gonna find a picture of this guy's dick. You think you're gonna find the pic?

Definitely, that thing's iconic, bro. It's, I mean, it's decent, dude. It's decent, the guy. The O-G. Yeah, I think my wife is fond of him, and she made it known, and then it was like. I'm fond of him. She said in the very beginning,

I mean, I like his undying allegiance in the Divergent series. He found his penis. For holidays, dude. Gardini found it. That's got a little lift on it. I don't want to slander the man. That's got a little bit of lift.

Gardini, what do you think? It looks like a udder. You can milk that thing. That thing's preposterous. He's lifted his leg up pretty high, too. What's this guy's problem? I mean, for real. They should blur that stuff, dude.

We need some decency, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of... In this season, right? I just feel like nobody's putting America first. I'm about to go to the American Patriot Conference. Apple Drive, you little baby. That guy's dick. You know what? The Jews.

I will say this, I'm watching a funny... There's a Kanye clip from Piers Morgan that made me laugh a lot. Which one? He's like, Jewish! Piers Morgan's like, actually, Kanye, that's quite offensive.

He's like, Oh, it's a quarter-fantastic! Jewish! Yes, that guy's cocked major. I've made it attend to CPAC this year. You might get a CPAC. I'm gonna get a CPAC. If I get out, I'm gonna storm off, dude.

If I don't go in, I'm gonna go, Fuck this, fuck CPAC. We're starting our own across the street. It's where we're gonna be even more CPAC. Yeah, it is funny, though, to be like, legacy media is dying. We're the new thing. It's just Kanye West on Piers Morgan.

Like, Jewish! Yeah, man. I think people can just take it like, people can take it nice sabbatical from information, I think. I certainly have. I've retreated back to World War One and World War Two.

It's good, honestly. I'll be back on the Civil War shortly. It's time for me to revert back to the classics. The absolute classic. Yes, I need to fall back in love with Ulysses S. Grant. Yeah, that'd be, that's honestly a good move.

Yeah. I mean, dude, I've talked about it a hundred times, but I can't imagine getting so ramped up on the internet and being like, I'm actually showing up to the political rally. Like, dude, when they were showing the footage of Charlottesville, it was like... I remember watching Charlottesville

and just laying on that. It was, I remember exactly when it was and where it was. It was the day after we did a live podcast at Helium, where we were being a little obnoxious, racially, homophobic, all that stuff. Yeah. And I was like, this stuff's not gonna boil over. We're just joking around.

And then I was laying on the couch, hung over watching Charlottesville, like, oh, no. No, I'm part of the problem a little bit. No, of course I'm not. But, watching Charlottesville, everybody there is a complete fucking dork. Yeah. And they'd throw stuff at each other and we were like,

nerd, it was all nerd spazes to get away from objects. Yeah. Like where you hunch over and run as fast as you can to get bumping into shit, trying to run away. Yeah, just watching, they were just nerd particles bouncing off of each other. It's like, no, I'm fucking against you guys. They just like grab trash can lids and collide.

It's a shame. It is honestly, it is a shame, dude. They're, it's- Yeah, they shouldn't, yeah. How did they get there? That's what I'm saying. That's what we gotta ask. That's what I'm saying.

You can't just be like, no, those are Nazis. No. It's like, dude, that's, he's desperate. Dude always. There's lonely, there's something going on. Now I'm getting into JP, I guess. I'm telling you, dude, it's for, it's- You can't make excuses for these people.

It's the real deal, dude. Or you're one of them. No, dude, these guys, all of them, dude. The guys who were dressed in all black were like, no, I'm actually a communist. I'm a communist. Guys were like, well, I'm not really a Nazi, but you know, like, we're a couple of Roman sluts.

What the hell? Just colliding and it's a shame. It's an honest, it's a really- It has died down though, right? I think so. I feel like it's died down. I think it's gonna, yeah, I think so. It was at a fever pitch back then.

Proud boys had it and then that- In Tifa and- That got crushed. That was like, you know, they had their thing going. That created a power vacuum. And now I think the Flint man came in and started feeling it. I think people just don't-

That's old though. That's not mad, it's old. Yeah, I don't think people give a fuck about it really anymore. It's just gonna start losing. It's kind of, you know, it's gonna start losing. You watch a documentary like that and you're reminded of how fucking gay that was for so long.

Yeah. It was like three years, four years of just- Yeah. Five, even a year after. Yeah, it's kind of just starting to stop. The pendulum's finally swinging back to the middle. Maybe everyone getting grounded. The whole country got grounded for two years.

We got grounded for two years. We got grounded, dude, for two years. We had to stay inside. We needed that, dude. We needed a cool down. Now it's not good. Yeah. It's bad that it happened, but if you word it like that,

if you word it as a grounding. Cool down. Although during the cool down, it was kind of the worst it's ever been, so. It was bad. Maybe the grounding wasn't good. And people were struggling before and then they've lost literally like everything.

And they had to sit in their home completely unequipped to like deal with their thoughts and feelings and had to stop and they were just, and then most people lost all their money. I know exactly how to handle it, dude. Mom and dad's basement. That's the. NCAA 2014.

The bomb shelter. It was, I wish I could go back. Dude, my, yeah, that would be fucking nice. I know, I can't. I wouldn't say, yeah. I might take a, I might ground myself for a year. You should buy, buy like a piece of their backyard and set up like a four story tower.

Just look down upon your parents. Just a real narrow structure. I should buy their house. With an elevator. I might just buy their house. And lease it to them. And find out what the ordinance is on on how many stories I can add to it.

Make it like six stories. Dude, my, uh, Brittany brought up a decent point in terms of the student loan relief. She postulated the theory and I actually, I think I agree with her that it was all a ruse to go. Cause they did, they signed you up. They approved everybody by the way for student loan forgiveness.

And then they sent you an email like three weeks later being like, ah, we were so close to give it, like knocking $20,000 off these fucking Republicans blocked us in spirit. And it's like, there's no way their lawyers didn't say like, oh, this is actually unconstitutional yet. They just ran. I agree.

This is what I think happened. I think that's true. And they ran with it. And they, dude, imagine what that does. Someone's like, yo, I'm about to get 20 Gs knocked off my loan. Fuck the Republicans blocked us. Republicans fucking blocked it.

I think it was bullshit. I think they knew that it wouldn't happen. This is the nonsense, dude. This is the total nonsense. That's why we should go full jubilee. They should do a full jubilee. Just be like, it's a good move every seven years. The Jews had a thing where they would just wipe debts.

Everyone was like, all right, fucking, let's all start over. That's not, you can't do that. Let's all start from scratch. You can't do that. The Jews did it. It worked for them. They would be like, let's jubilee.

But when? When? Like 600 BC. Yeah. 600 BC. There was like 10 of them and three of them died every seven years. They would all be dead.

Back down to the extra. I think it was like another guy. They were all living in fucking mud huts. Yeah. They'd be like, fuck it, wipe it. They'd be chickens, goats. Let's just go try to find some food. Yeah.

Well, I mean. Nowadays, yeah. Well, now. Everybody would just never pay until seven years. I mean, imagine trying to track down your money. You'd be like, where's that guy again? Like, yeah, he moves. He's gone.

He's gone. He's a mile away. We'll never find him. He might be dead. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that wouldn't really. I don't know that.

But then I think it, I don't know, would it work? You could wipe out student debt. Like the economy wouldn't collapse. I think it might. If you wiped out student debt. Yeah. I think all of us, that's like all of our country's money. The student debt, I think.

Doesn't everybody have like. Yeah. Tons of money and debt. A couple hundred thou. Like that's kind of sick though. That was. I don't understand anything. I mean, if you think about it,

you might complain about your student loans, but if you think about how rich that makes our country, it's like, how about you just shut the fuck up? Yeah. How about you shut the fuck up? Yeah, it's sick. It's so sick that our country. I fucking love billionaires.

Dude, the fact that you're giving your country that much money for, I would say. Not even your country, it's just going to like two guys. It's just going. But then it trickles down. It does trickle down. Shane, let me tell you about economics, dude. And then if you, if you give your money

to the right rich people, it trickles down back on. It's going to come right back to you. And then the dims cut off 20 grand. And they'll do it. They'll get blocked. They were ready to cut off 20 grand. And then they got blocked, dude. Republicans said, no, hell no,

because they hate you and they're racist. I don't know if you know this, dude. Are all Republicans racist? Yes. And then, yes. But wait, aren't all, are all Democrats? No, not another single one. It doesn't lie in their hearts.

They're incapable of it, Shane. I don't know if you know this, dude. I don't know if you know this, but they're spared from that part of the human condition of biasing. They're spared and they just want to give you money. And there's these racist guys who are just like, they's like, no, fuck that.

We hate immigrants so much, we're going to block. It's so fucking dumb. Yeah, we're fucked. No, I don't think, I'm telling you, I think it's going to be just, it's all going to collapse. It's starting to collapse in terms of just total nonsense. And hopefully, dudes are going to be able to, well, I don't know, the internet said,

or the schools have been kind of like dragged into the whole thing. If there's like schools that come out and they're like, dude, you have to learn how to literally ignore all this stuff and just start a fucking shoe shop or something, dude. Just make enough money to pay your bills and chill. Yeah, but yeah, it sucks.

It sucks, man. Yeah, I don't have a, yeah. If we continue down a path of just wild shit, eventually it's going to get wild. Yeah, everyone's taking, taking, taking. And it will be bad. Yeah, dude. It's something like actually,

because now it's kind of like, I mean, it does suck. Yeah, now it's like, you see this fucking trans teacher? What a freak. It could get to the point where it's like, then they raped that town. Yeah. It's happened. You got to watch out.

Oh yeah, true, true. You don't want your town getting raped while you're dead. No. You're in a fucking prisoner of war camp in Russia and your whole fucking family gets raped. Yeah, that would stink. I do, that's my big question. That is a possibility.

I do wonder, I go, dude, could something like that happen? Yes. The dude's. Not only could it have it, it's always happened. Yeah. Forever. So you're telling me the dudes with trash can lids or the black black anti-fans.

No, they won't be the ones to do it. They won't do it. They're the dorks. They'll never be the ones to do it. So we'd have to get like bombed. I guess if you get bombed, you get pretty charged up to where you're like, you know, if I get in there, I'm not saying.

I don't think we're anywhere close to that right now. Yeah. Something like that, but it is, it seems to me, I don't know, it's not like I have any fucking concept of what this is. You're thinking about that. But yeah, I'm just literally talking until I have to get on a plane.

I'm just making noises. It is funny in like 30 minutes as we sit there with a hands full on your lap. Yeah. I'll be sitting there like, what the fuck was that podcast? No, it's good. Why did I say those things? I don't know.

I don't know how these people got fucked. How'd they get there? What? In the past. In World War II, all these massive events, how'd they get there? That's what I'm trying to figure out. And it's not like we're technically,

like it's easier to sit there and be like, well, they came out of monarchies, now we're better than that. It's like, are we? We don't know. Is this a step? Who knows? No one knows.

If we're better or more equipped for handling, I don't know, what the fuck I'm trying to say. It's people's life. People are trying to handle their life. Help me out here, help me out here. I know you're saying it. Yeah, jump it. The average human being is trying to handle their life.

It's like, oh, ah, ah. The average human being is trying to handle their life and make sense of it. And it's just hard and makes people sad because we're gonna die. Everyone's going to die. And everyone's going. You're gonna die, but try not.

Just try to make sure it's not getting raped to death. Exactly, but the problem is people are gonna die. They come to grips with this and they go, I don't like the thought of that very much. It's like, I'd like to have some part of me live forever. Somehow, you know, and then it's like, people just do under the pressure of just like, potentially meaningless existence.

Then some guy comes along and he's like, do you want glory for you? And you're like, no, I think I'll take a little bit of that. And like, here's what we gotta do. Glory is great. I've been watching this YouTube channel that's the National Archives. So it was like old videos of like,

there was a, it's like old like videos from like the 50s of like basically talking people away from, this video was the threat of like, just like group think and how people fell into the Nazi party. It's pretty sick. And they're like these old videos. And there was this young man who gets off a train,

the guy sitting there being like, and I'll tell you the reason for this. And he's sitting there like, I don't know, this fella makes a lot of sense. And he's basically like the Ku Klux Klan. And this guy from, I guess like Austria or whatever. It's like, don't believe him. And they go back to how like the Nazis came about.

It's pretty sick. But yeah, they're just dudes who can't handle their lives, man. It's so perplexing and bewildering to be a human being. And you're just sitting there like, I'm frustrated. And you have no way to like navigate it at all. You're sitting there being like, I'm frustrated. Just terrified at every turn. Some dudes like, here's the plan, bro.

You wanna know something frustrating that happened to me? What? Fucking Notre Dame lost to USC. That's what I'm saying. Imagine if a fucking- Did that happen to every day of my life? Someone could scoop you. Every day.

Every day. Caleb Williams danced around Notre Dame's defense. Eventually I'd be like, I need answers. Somebody, I'll pick up a gun. Hit me a rifle. I'll head over there. God, USC's fucking, you know what's nice? The rivalry's back, man.

The rivalry's back. USC sucked for so long. Then get this, man. So you thought it was gonna be a fucking free-for-all. You thought you were gonna walk into the gates of USC and- I thought we were walking into the castle. I'm not gonna say rape the women, but you thought, you know. We thought it was, we were the Nazis going into Russia.

We were like, dude, we're the best. We're gonna fuck everybody up. Someone's gonna clip that up and fuck you. So you guys, you thought it was fucking child's play? No, no, USC was favored. We thought, I thought Notre Dame had a chance. I thought we'd be able to pound the rock on them. Which we would be able to,

but they held the entire game. Not saying it's, you know. I'm not gonna say what race the refs were. They were Jewish refs. This is how you join the Nazi party, dude. That's so fucking- Caleb Williams. Someone hits you with the-

Caleb Williams dominates Notre Dame. Like the Jewish refs. Although I will say Phil's starting to get a little, he got a little racist a couple times. I'll tell you why. He wasn't actually being racist. But I can feel the undertones. Cause Caleb Williams is USC's quarterback.

He's cool. He's a cool guy. He's Mr. Cool. He paints his fingernails before games. It says like, fuck Notre Dame on his fingernails. He wore like a Kyler Murray. He wore like a Hillary Clinton pantsuit to the game with chains on.

He's- Who's Kyler Murray? He's a quarterback in Arizona. But they were- Is that the thing now? Well, they pre-games a fashion show for them. Power women, yeah. But they were getting-

But now they're just like power women. What the fuck? Do you have a picture of this? Wait till you see this. That's a disturbing phenomenon. Although what an instinct for- I mean, that's crazy to like, just to make a power- I wouldn't think, what the fuck?

That is a Kylery woman in a Hillary Clinton pantsuit. See how that can make you a little angry? You see that, you go, what the fuck? Dude, a Hillary Clinton pantsuit is a crazy fucking thing. Let me see if Caleb suits on here. Jesus Christ. But yeah, Caleb William shows up in cool outfits to games. There he is.

Yeah, that's his things. But here's the thing. He dominated. He's going the Heisman. He was so nasty. He was so good. He was so good and he was talking so much shit. It hurt.

And me and my father, two fats in Pennsylvania, we could do nothing about it. This gorgeous man in high fashion was dancing on the Irish. We could do nothing. We could just lay there and go, ah! On the other side of the country, a beautiful man was dancing on us. Just put on like a beautiful outfit and walked out.

We put on a cool outfit. We were like, the hell's that? This guy's a pussy. We're going to kill him. Now, if you walked outside, someone's in your backyard and was like, gentlemen, do you have a moment? Take this literature. You're like, what the hell?

There's some literature against guys in suits like that. You're going to getcha. Yeah. It was really funny. In the film, they showed like how the Nazis were just like German dudes with regular lives. And the guy shows up, the Nazi thing to his family, like his wife and his kid are there.

His wife's like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, oh, you should show them all you dare. I should call the fucking cops. I'll dare you fucking question what we're doing. He's like, I'm about to take us to the top. There was like poor dudes who were just like, also, dude, where they took them is so funny. They took them to the worst human experience of all time.

They fucked up so bad. Yeah, I mean, obviously, I knew that was, I knew they like promised them like a great life, but I never even thought about, I thought there was like, yeah, join the war, but they were like, dude, you're about to take over. Yeah. Catholics, the cheese, blacks are like, they stink.

You're the Aryan guy, let's go. Germany is in your head. You're gonna rule Germany. And these guys are just like, yeah, fuck, this is fucking right. And they, yeah, you're right. I didn't think about that. They brought them to,

Did they get anything but? They got the worst result of all time. Yeah. The worst result ever. They committed a holocaust and then they all got raped and their city's exploded. They fucked up so bad. They got tricked.

They got fucked up so badly. Yeah, it is like if you let someone grip you from the worst parts of yourself, they'd command you. Nothing could be, it'd be like giving, it'd be like handing your daughter the wheel of your car on the highway. That would be the result of what happened.

Yeah, I guess it is. It'd be just pure, the worst decision of all time. That must be the real thing. That's the real lesson no one's learned. If you're watching a thing and like, you feel yourself getting kind of angry and vindicated, just shut it off. You're being tricked.

You're literally being tricked. True, although a Notre Dame USC next year at Notre Dame. I'll be there. I'll be at Notre Dame. I'll say, get a secret revenge for what happened. You should get a handler during the Notre Dame games. When they start, when it starts getting really bad, someone shuts the TV off.

What are you doing? What are you doing? I gotta see it. Put it back on. I'm not mad. Just throw you in a basement. You're like, let me cool down. We have 48 hours.

Get your dad's running away. He's like, get his dad. Phil would not handle that well. You know what I was laughing about? Did you see those blintzy August shoes? The real crazy ones that almost look like cleats. They put out a wild ass fucking shoe. I'd like to start wearing cleats.

Dude, I was laughing wondering if the fucking, if the C.F.A. Pito could get past Chris Hansen's defenses in like the high fashion blintzy August. Dude, they look like pedophile cleats. Some dude sent me them on Twitter. Oh, they are. Those are sick, dude. Look at those things, dude.

Yeah, dude. Pedophile cleats. There's another pair too that look a little, they look almost like you're walking on basketballs. What? Imagine that though, dude. Also, there's the other thing. Then, you know, you sit here and you're like,

oh, he's fucking all right, guys. Yeah, we're not a fucking cabal of pedophiles at the top. And then Balenciaga puts out a goddamn child porn ad. But then I go, was that, was that like a thing? Just a, is that like some weird, that's the question I ask. Cause there are people on some next level manipulation where it's like, that was a pulley

just to get everyone pissed off. Cause imagine that, like these guys start to die down. You just fucking goad them with this shit. There's a pedophile document on the bottom of a Balenciaga thing. Like, dude, how did that get passed? I read this one thing where it's like, a company like Balenciaga, they were like,

oh, our fucking photographers are wilding out. But it's like, your whole thing is on brand and image. And the thing I read was like, there's nothing gets passed like multiple levels of a company whose whole thing is there. That's their whole thing. It's just a fucking shoe, but they have this whole image they built.

Like it's like, whatever. There's no way that got passed where it was like some horny photographer was putting in like pedophile stuff. It's not like the guy was going to zoom in on the paperwork on the desk to see that it was. For sure. But then once you see the teddy bears and the BDSM,

you might be like, let's take a fine tooth comb. But sure, I would do that. If you're like some weird Manhattan freak lady, you're like, what, it's cool. That's what I'm wondering about. They have no idea. They're fucking morons. You're in high fashion.

Yeah. You are a fucking idiot. Well, dude, high fashion, the job isn't to appease anyone. It's to challenge the job. Am I wrong on that? No, you have to be the biggest dumbass of all time. Dude, I read your Mugatu. Look at this.

This is fashion, dude. That's what I'm talking about, dude. This is fashion. Dude, all I'm going to say is don't mess with the S, bro. Don't mess with the fucking S. Schedatures, Kanye came in. Schedatures said no. That was shocking.

I was like, are you serious? Check it. Schedures doesn't know their base. I mean, I'm not saying that's why. Schedures does not know their base. It's all old, dude. It's all old white dudes. We're like, I don't know.

Now, that is one good thing about the extremism right now. It is bringing the base back. The old white dudes are going, what? Yeah. To all the extreme bullshit they're going, what the fuck is this? Yeah. Cut it out.

That's nice. Yeah, that is. Bring the boys back in the middle a little. Well, that's the one thing people can't deny, that like the purple bowl cuts, as annoying as all that was, they did face, they did make a bunch of old white dudes have to like, just face one little thing. Like, yeah, maybe I got a little, maybe I shouldn't,

I can't say that or this. It's like, it's not a totally bad thing. Yeah. But it's, all their solutions to everything are ridiculous and unworkable, but everyone went kind of like, yeah, I guess being a slave must have sucked a little bit. Like, I don't know. I just have to admit, that whole slavery thing

was a bit of a fuck up. Or be like, dude, like, what? Come on, man. Just work. This guy's working. Just to deny the psychological reality of the entire group of people. We ripped apart their families,

sent them to a different world. What the hell? We worked them to death. So what? That was what like two grandmoms ago, dude. Come on, so many grandmoms. They couldn't go to college like during when I was in college. So.

It did elevate the cultural consciousness, but. It did. But then again. At what cost, dude? Do we have to do it? If I have to watch one more Libs of TikTok of some fucking rainbow-haired kindergarten teacher, being like, I talked to all my gay students.

Like, bro, they're in kindergarten. They're all gay. Yeah. Every one of them. They're all fucking gay. Yeah, but the problem is people, the average person, is like a bottle rocket mentally. You just give them an idea and they're just fucking like,

whew. And they go all the time. That was a Roman, dude. I was going off my head. That's exactly what that dude was doing. Fuck, go out of here. You Roman saluted. But I'm telling you, give a person an idea

and they just fucking flying to the atmosphere with it where you can't just be like, oh, yeah, I could see that. And not, you know, people can't temper themselves. Guys, listen to Dan Carlin's ghost of the Osfront. Check that out. It's, it is funny to think of the German leaders being like, we're going to fucking do this. My whole family's dead.

We're all starving. What the fuck did you do? And I mean, it's one thing to like, I'm not going to, like I just did stand up comedy in front of my wife's family. I'm not likening that to like World War II. It's like Stalingrad. My thing is like, if I were to, it's one thing to fail in war and do a holocaust, double shame.

Like it's like to lose and like have like, oh, and then try, what do we do? They got fucking holocausted. The Germans? They got fucking destroyed. Their civilians got murdered. Oh, yeah. Murdered and raped.

And no one, they, no one cares. No, not at all. Because they holocausted. They were holocausted, yeah. Literally everyone's like, yeah, they should have done what you did. They should have been fighting for control of resources like a decent person.

Yeah, you should have, yeah. Trying to exterminate race. Give us some of that oil. Yeah, they were. Give us Earl. Give us Earl. But don't be, don't fucking fight about it. We're coming to get Earl.

Oh, you dare. I mean, dude, but they tapped into like, enriched plutonium of like the. I wonder if the bros in the Middle East that look at like the, like ISIS type guys is the same way we look at like Fuentes in them. Or like Charlottesville, where they're like. Probably.

Those guys are so fucking gay. Probably. And it's also like. It's got so fucking annoying. Oh dude. That fucking ISIS coming to your town just like, God damn it, dude. Dude, to the point where you're on a plane

and some guys like. It's gonna suck. Does this guy have a fucking bomb? Yeah. It's like, dude, come on, man. I was just kidding around about bombs. I was joking about the bombs, dude. Yeah, it sucks.

I think that is the case. I think most people are just trying to live a normal life and like not be completely subsumed by the darkness that grows stronger in their heads every day with each passing day. God. It's like. But yeah, it's, you know, it's a shame,

but the Romans were sick, dude. They were just farmers. No, they. They initially, they were farmers that militarized. I mean, obviously they got to that. They did the Holocaust too. They did. But I'm saying like people need to get.

Shout out to Dan Carlin. Shout out to Holocaust. People need to get back. It's true. But people need to get back to the thing of like, what's their own personal farm they contend? That was the guys. There was Roman guys that like,

you can be like lords and dictators or like, take me back to the farm. Let's try to farm. Take me back to the farm, bro. Yeah. I mean, they did get a little carried away. Maximus. They got carried, yeah, exactly.

Maximus. They got carried away too. Everybody gets carried away. The Romans got very carried away, dude. Yeah. They sacked the Greeks. Dude, that book, the history of the world in six drinks is,

it's good. It's not the most in depth history thing, but it's pretty sick, dude. They talk about how the Romans conquered the Greeks and there was this one guy, I think Cato who was like, dude, the Greeks conquered us, their culture. We like conquered the Greeks and learned their culture

and completely just degenerated. Like we just degenerated completely. I'm in terminal four at the John F. Kennedy Airport. Yikes. That hopefully won't take me too long. You adopted the spud microphone technique. Yes. Spud should patent this, dude.

On his chest. What a symposium that was, dude. I knew that was a symposium. Dude. When we got done, you were like, that sucked. I was like, no, people are gonna like that. What are you talking about? I didn't say that sucked.

I thought it was awesome. Oh, did I, Sean? Oh, Mike. Sean, you bitch. Sorry. What'd you say? Fuck, this guy's a minute away. That's the thing about calling it,

that's the thing about living in the big Apple guys. You call an Uber, he's at your front door in a fucking minute. Well, it's, yeah. So... You gotta hop on the back of a scooter. I have to go. Sean, are you gonna sit here and do the Patreon?

Yeah, we're gonna do the Patreon. We're gonna actually get in. We're gonna sub you in, do the Patreon in my house. Big shoes. Without me. We're gonna lock up before I leave. Do me a kindness. Just unplug the Christmas lights before you leave.

I will. Solemnly, too. They seem like a, yeah, it is sad. Solemnly, just one day. My girlfriend's still back home and I sit here by myself and I plug them in at night. Time for Christmas miracle. Yeah, it makes me sad to sit around

with Christmas lights in an empty house. Yeah, they can be, the Christmas tree lit up can be a sinister instrument when you're not feeling well. I've swallowed that living symbol myself in my darkest hours, cried in my kitchen. All right, I wish it went long enough that we could edit out the whole first half of that. No way, dude.

I've gotta go. Make sure, if you don't tune in to our holiday extravaganza. Oh yeah, dude. Even though I'm not sure it's holiday related, but... December 14th? Yeah, we're gonna, it's a certain... It's gonna be jolly.

Super jolly, dude. All right, the fucking numbers here. Yeah, I'll do part two of Jerusalem. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye.