Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 456 - Red Power God (tier 2)

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com HELLO! We're here to share many tier 2 thoughts for you all to enjoy. Power God stuff. It's just the D.A.W.G.Z. back on the Big Kahuna's old stompin' grounds. There was a scheduled power outage in Westchester for some reason so there's no video this week. Very upsetting, but that makes no difference to you if you're reading this and listening to the audio. So please enjoy. God Bless.  ps I'm putting together a slide show to accompany the cast as a supplement for the video. Will post on YouTube this evening.  Support the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code DRENCHED at https://Manscaped.com  Support the show & get $20 off your first Gametime ticket purchase.  Just download the Gametime app & use code DRENCHED   Get 25% OFF @ trueclassic with Promo Code DRENCHED at https://trueclassictees.com/DRENCHED #trueclassicpod   Support the show by going to https://www.HamiltonDevices.com and use code DRENCHED15 for 15% off

God, this feels good, dude. This is nice. This is, we're on the AM, dude. There's been another power outage in my Airbnb in Westchester, so we're gonna have to record just audio today. Yeah. This is all we can give you.

It'll be an AV experience, though, because we will have visuals. We're gonna have strong visuals for the YouTube community. Yes, the young man. Sean Gart, look at this visual. It's got one visual. We have strong visuals for the YouTube community. Get them a visual of the mayor. What's up YouTube community? How are you? Sorry YouTube audio listeners. You won't even

notice a difference. YouTube community. Yes, our likenesses won't be flowing in the, you know, at the frame rate that you like, but you'll see some sick ass pictures. Yeah, it's gonna be cool picks. Just close your eyes and listen to this on YouTube, dude. It'll be no different. Go into your imagination. I was in a imagination station. I was telling you before you started. I doubled the microtech today.

And again, you know, you can say, I go, oh, that's nothing, but dude, two of those little guys will get, the second one sneaks up on me. Those little capsules? Yeah. Yeah, they made me shit my pants. Yeah, they'll do that as well.

Yeah. They were doing, they were more working on your inner probably Yeah, I would say quadrant two. Yeah, I'm in my quadrant one right now Quadrant two is I was working on my third quadrant last night. What was your third masturbating feverishly No, the quadrant one is individual internal quadrant two is individual external of course, but yes, it's It's of course, man. It's a T.O.A. Do you have everything I won't bog you down with it, but no, no, no, please I'd love to be bogged down this We can't jump right into a T.O.A.

Bog me we can't jump right into a T.O.A. dude week. That's bad manners if you jump right into a theory of everything in the beginning of a podcast That's that's honestly bad manners. No manners. So let's work it up. Yeah, we got. Why are you resisting? Give me it. Give me the theory. Give me the TOE. I need it.

I honestly don't know it yet. It's a, I mean, I'm still in the book. It's Ken Wilber called a theory of everything. So far, it's actually really sick. But the one that I got this from a YouTube video, he breaks down and, you know, and there could be, I'm trying to think of their self-missing, but he breaks down, like, I don't even know, I guess, I guess it's supposedly everything, but in terms of human experience, there's Quadrant One, you get this, Guardian, you're picking it up.

Get the visuals ready, dude. Ken Wilber, Theory of Everything, T-O-E, a lot of people hate, by the way, a lot of people hate T-O-E's, a lot of strong resistance to T-O-E's. I mean, I've been around Garb and so much. You reminded me of them there. I gotta feel on them really against it. Well. You didn't do it. You did well in years. Well. He told me he channeled you today. Really?

Yeah. Very, very funny scene. He was like, I'm gonna be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the Well, you didn't do it. You did well in years. Well, he told me he channeled you today. Really? Yeah. With what? Very, very funny scene. Oh, that's awesome.

He was, he had to be, I was like, do be sexy. Show me sexy. He's like, you know, I can use sex pill. I was like, I was just thinking to Matt. I was like, what the fuck was that like, Matt? Matt doesn't go like, Matt doesn't do that. I get sexy. I get sexy and playful.

You say I don't get sexy and playful? Not like usually he leaned and where, you don't think I can sexy? I was like, how was that? I mean, it's nice. It is nice. I just kind of cool he picked up on that. It's exactly my sexuality of just fucking slide

Leaning fully lean in but also leave enough for me to jump back in case you're not by any distance Yeah, I don't get in trouble on the internet. So yeah, I'm like good at being like real coy Stop like clanks dude, but I'm playing sexually. Mm-hmm first of all dude first of all First of all when I'm putting my family first and my fitness first, I'm freaking unstoppable. Do you see that clip of that guy? Andy. God damn it, Andy. When I put my family first and my fucking fitness first, I'm freaking dangerous, dude.

I'll imagine saying that, I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I can't remember you. I talked in polo shirts. I'm truly, I'm out. I fell into the hole, I came around. It was this typical lifestyle. I started to like him.

I was like, actually, this guy's funny. And then the more I watched, I was, I can't. I mean, dude, I can't even. We do have like nicer versions of Hitler now. It's, it's Hitlerian, what he's up to. Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of guys online that the final frontier is assembling fucking like 700 dudes

and talking polo shirts and it's being like, I love it. I love it. You gotta stop being a pussy. Yeah. Settler's message basically. Stop being a pussy. Yeah.

I got a good idea. This sounds a little extreme, but it's going for the one percenters. This is only for the one percenters. All my guys gotta have abs. You work here, you have abs. Yeah, that minus that with like, or subtract that withers. All my guys gotta have abs. You work here, you have abs. Yeah, that minus that with like, or subtract that with like none of my guys

can have Jewish sounding last names. Yeah, yeah, very similar, but. All right, give me the theory. Theory of everything. So, no, no. I appreciate that. So, I haven't gotten fully into it yet, but he says you can take at least,

I think knowledge or human experience and break it down into four quadrants. So there's one is, which I'm gonna call it, individual and then collective. That's like kind of a north-south. Then you throw a vertical line in there and you say inner outer. So or it might be whatever. What was the first one? Individual collective and inner outer. So then the Quadrant One, you have individual

interior, which is your own thoughts and feelings, out in the, if you move to the right quadrant two is individual external, which would be like your, you know, like the electric sparks in your brain that like make your feelings, like the physical aspect to your internal thing. And then you go to Quadrant Three, which is interior collective, which would be like the rules of a society that govern the way people move about whatever, and then forward be physical collective, which is to be just like a landscape, an exterior physical area. What he was the cool thing that he was talking about was like, you get all these people arguing now, but you'll have people arguing about like, you'll be in quadrant one talking

about something, someone from quadrant three will attack your message, but it's like dude, we're different quadrants right now. So he's saying like the quadrant three are mostly like the SJW types that are trying to like re-organize the rules that govern a society. You get like a quadrant one dude like there he was the one guy the YouTube videos watching was talking about Jordan Peterson. We talking about like personal things and people's own minds and the quadrant three will make that threatens our message, so fuck you.

It was actually kind of sick. I was liking it. But in his book, he slams, he was doing nice, like intellectual slams and SJWs, who's like, yo, guys, I'm all, the whole thing is, his message is you have to, there's like the levels of thinking, he like color codes them.

So it was like, beige would be like a pre-historic Neanderthal man. It's just like eating total instincts. And then you go up to like purple, which would be like magical thinking, like shamanism, those kind of old hunter-gatherer societies. And it just goes on and on with the different colors. And he green is the last one. He was like, that's postmodern, SJW thinking we're like, everything's relatives. Like, who even knows what's what. And he was saying you have to eventually jump from green to tier two thinking.

It was just making me laugh so hard. It just finally be like, dude, that's tier one thinking bro. So you can hit S.J.W. with like, yeah dude, fucking, I hear you, but that's tier one thinking you got to make the harmonic leap to fucking turquoise color you're in green. It's just making me laugh. That was my, that was my whole ride up here,

just laughing about that. That's good. It's pretty great stuff, dude. The fact that I'm now equipped with that, I'm gonna, I cannot wait to use it. I'm excited to be around. Yeah, it's gonna be dropped that on someone. Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have spoiled it.

I should, but I couldn't hold it in. No, I'm glad you gave me the context, because if you used it without me, no, I wasn't gonna hit you with that, dude. No, I would side with whoever you were arguing with. I was, that's my thing too. I'm sharing this weapon with you. You can, at any point just go,

oh yeah, I mean, if you're a tier one thinker, yeah, obviously, I see where you're coming from with your quadrant. Of course. But, be like, yeah, you're probably, you're probably trapped in like green, maybe orange, but no, you gotta be up to yellow in turquoise too. I'm a tier four guy.

Well, there's not a tier four. I mean, you can claim tier four is, it's your word versus Ken Wilber's. I'm a tear four guy. Well, there's not tear four. I mean, you can claim to your fours. It's your word versus Ken Wilbers. You can't. If you can't, Ken Wilver, dear, dear, I call it here for. It doesn't matter. None of it matters on tear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your green level. If you say none of it matters, it's all relative. You've slid back down to tear one. No, no, no. That's, that's, that's what a tear to guy might say. Once you get to tear four, no, that's that's that's what a tier two guy might say Once you get to tier four you recognize That everybody else is still beige true and I'm the only turquoise

That's fair. Well dude that well you know what's funny in their own head is their own turquoise everybody else's beige true Could be that does change that does change with postmodernism a little bit from my liking because I am more of an integral vision turquoise yellow button. Yeah I'm also quadrant for all I care about is nature forces of nature. I'm just physical reality Yeah, I'm a physical being I'm too quadrant for all I care about is natural disasters Dude, you know, it was actually sick that the guy did in the book he's talking about, you know, he's being nice. He's talking about, when he says green, it's SJW. He's like, the green, blah, blah. He's like, it's so cool that you're able to get to this level

where you care about everyone and everything else. And then he slides in these little slams, where he was like, but it's not obvious because it's like, if you're out here being like, I only care about like, I care more about like societal problems and people who are afflicted, that's what I only care about like, I care more about like societal problems than people who are afflicted. That's what I really care about. They did sociological studies during the 60s with like the hippies and stuff and they're

like, you get these guys who are like, you know, arguing against the war and they're, you know, in the hippie movement. And then they would take them one on one and like, run tests to like see like their level of morality and how they thought. And there's a lot of people who were, they've, they what they found the study that were just not moral people whatsoever. They're actually joining these like higher causes for pretty like in far various gains and yeah, it's pretty tight. Yeah, absolutely. It's so true. It's happening right now. It's it was so nice for this guy to lace these little slams and he's like well, there's a lot of people, you know, there's a lot of like weird orange level stuff

that sneaks into green. know, there's a lot of like weird orange level stuff that sneaks into green. Yeah, it's pretty tight. Definitely. But either way, I just started burning your mind with that. But that was, no, it's okay. That was making me laugh, dude. Just waiting on it being like, I mean, yeah, I mean,

that's a lot of, for tier one thought, that's not bad. Yeah. It's so fun. It's the ultimate. Well, Mayor, what color are you? I think, I think I'm a, Mayor's listening to the It's the ultimate. What color are you? I think I think I'm a... The mayor was listening to the book on the way here. I know.

I want to see what he gathered. All right. Like, ecotistically, I think I'm a green, but like realistically, probably a blue. You think you're blue? Yeah. What does blue mean? That's the lowest level. No, blue's not the lowest level.

Bays is the lowest level. No. Blue's... I'm not... I'm fucking, I'm tier one. Gardini, look up, look up, look up Ken Wilbur's theory of everything. Because yeah, the color, I think blue might be scientific rationalism. Which he claims. Because man, you do reek of scientific rationalism.

There's the two words I think of when I see it. Scientific rational rational. The color blue is mystical order. Can you have oversteer of everything? Or is that the level of consciousness and some... Read the first one. I'll tell you if we're on the same scale. Yeah, Ken was by Ken Will this yeah, we're on it. These are spiral dynamics by the way, so don't get you know be careful My damn spiral dynamics sounds so sick dude

What do you think of what is what do you think of when you hear spiral dynamics? I can see it in my mind I go yeah, he's right dude. This stuff is spirals. you, on the way here, I fucking doubled on the micrados and I was like, yeah, it'll be fine. It's not gonna hit me. We passed a 55 mile an hour sign where it was like a speed limit and they had it electronically. So they could change it.

I just saw like a lit up 5.5 and I was like, those are interesting symbols and I was like, fuck, shit, no, no. Yeah, that'll get you I got thrown dude now five five autosys two fives consecutively I started going like my my fucking magical thinking kicked in but the purple part of my brain was like damn dude this is very significant two fives in real I can see why people worship that shit and I was just like oh fuck I did it I don't see those five five you a bet yeah true, yeah, true. I better slow down.

Hey, Trill, well, Louise was driving. I know Louise is so fucking high. Do you know what I'm driving? Yeah, Louise is baked out of his mind, not being scientifically rational. Tell us about the colors. Yeah, yeah, I need to know. Give us some of the major. It's not that many. Yeah, there's's a few so the color orange is scientific achievement. That's what it was my bad green is the sensitive person. Yep I'm more of a green I think lately Blue is the mystical order red is power gods. Yep, obviously Obviously, I'm power god dude big red machine obviously on the big red Obviously, I'm Power God, dude. Big Red Machine.

Obviously, I'm the big Red Machine. I'm obviously the Power God. Big Man on campus. I feel about Power God. It's dude. Big Man on campus. So sick. So sick.

Well, here's the thing. This is what he was talking about because a lot of people at the green will turn around and start to hiss at a Power God. Obviously, in the red. But Power God. Here's the show. But here's the, here's the, because they hate hierarchies. People in the green, the postmodernists in the green who are the sensitive types, again, is a, is a wild achievement for any people to achieve that within, you know,

of human beings. But what they're saying is they turn around and they try to hate on power gods, they hate on hierarchies, but they're nested within a hierarchy itself. And it's like, they just can't fucking see that dude Of course they are fucking hierarchies dude, and it's like guess what dude if you think your system of thoughts better than anyone else is You're in a higher up. Yeah, you think you better than lobsters lobsters have hierarchies. Yeah, dude That's what I'm saying dude. Yeah power god comes through and just smashes you do what the fuck you're gonna do Yeah, there are only choices to jump to turquoise, but fuel do it. They can't they won't They cannot make that jump Did here too only a red can only power guy

I forgot about the turnt power guys. How the fuck did you forget power guys? Finally this book's making some sense Finally mumbo jumbo What are the other ones? What was the emotional one? Green. Yeah, I'm green. Yeah.

There's purple, magical, or animistic state. Obviously, Matt. It's Matt. Pretty historic. And then Beige's archaic institutional state. Obviously. That's the mayor. That's the mayor.

Yeah. The mayor. You left the bar to get pizza. Bage. And among other things. Yeah. You were a hunter gatherer. You were a hunter gatherer.

Is that Bage behavior? You're a Bage, yeah, dude. You left immediately to gather. That was a stalker prey. That was it. Well, the funny part is that he kind of does slam. It's how a lot of the green types in the schools, if you're like, yeah, well, you know, our civilization is way further advanced and 100 gatherers.

They'll be like, well, hold on. How can you be sure of that? And like, dude, come on, man. It's just me. I've been arguing since the modern, the modern fad of being like, well, actually our feeder design to do this your tear to shut up about We've graduated past it. Yeah, you're tier two you're able to go back you're able to turn back and say Clearly we're fucking worse than yesterday in hierarchy. Although you might be a power you might be a tier two power god if I might do You might be a tier two, but I

Research indicates you might be a tear to you but I my research indicates you might be a tear to you power god dude I don't think you're wrong though. I do I having now just heard of this book clearly. I'm a tear to power god That's what I'm saying. You're a tier one beige dude. You're a rock. You're in the fourth quadrant. You're a rock. Oh. God doggy stop being such a green.

You've been awfully green lately. Well, that is, that was my one point of contention with the author that I think it is, he claims you have to move to green, to move to tier two and it's like, no way dude. I don't buy that for a second. I think the path to tier two is normal. I mean everybody's, you're green and like fucking eighth grade.

When you're like, you're like ninth grade and you're green. True. Yeah, that was normal. That's how you become a true tier two power god. True. I mean you question, I'm talking. It's true. You go, God's not real. Eight gods not real eighth grade you go you should be nice to everyone

And then you drink for 15 straight years power god You emerge from it Yeah, go get hoagie from Wawa Shit the power's out, fuck! Power god. We need a power god. We do, man. That was...

ECO. True, you need a parade of the power gods. Please turn our lights on. Madden Free Trial just came out and I need to play it. Oh, no. Yeah, I was so excited all day. Let's talk. All day. I've been thinking about it. That's fucking bullshit

Dude and then before you guys came, Gardini. I played one One series with a Buffalo Bills got Gabe Davis a touch real quick And I said you know what I'm gonna save this until late tonight You're just a god toying with your creation, dude. Of course. Of course. It's your game. Everyone here's it first down I gotta turn this off. I got I gotta get an ogie from Wala Someone came through and destroyed your world and then somebody shut down my entire universe Phenatos some fucking Thanos came and turned off Gabe Davis the video game Just some dude in a hard hat like 500 feet in the air. I turn it off

Shut your whole universe down. You and everything damn Some fucking asshole power line line guy shut your stuff down you you would have liked today we're filming a thing and in the morning particularly the morning after my morning coffee my stomach you're good cuz I always wake up too late to try to shit here and I've have I've been having a tough time dumping in the morning. Really? Usually I wake up and dump it like, because I wake up late. Oh yeah.

The dump's been waiting. The dumps at the door. That's usually sometimes it gets me out of bed. It goes, it's always nice. Yeah, during the morning blow out there last night. Not so we get you out of bed. Yeah, last far it's like, oh, yeah.

Somebody, we have a company as a stranger. A little stranger in the night. Damn, so you, so I've been headed to set with dumps. Somebody we have company as a stranger stranger in the night Damn, so you so I've been headed to set with dumps and The first everybody off set so far every scene in the morning. It's just Shockingly shockingly loud noises coming out of my stomach and the sound guy is just he's just eating it really Yeah, I mean he's hearing the things against my the mics against my body. Yeah, it's vibrate Yeah, he's hearing every noise I'm making you tell him like cut that you race that from the record dude You would also appreciate this they sent they had a

I I went to the office to take a shit and they were like, somebody followed Shane to get him back on set, they just sent a woman to sit outside. I had no idea she was there. What? A thin door, I was shitting and loud, loud shitting. And just, I sat there for 15 minutes, I was just looking at Instagram and I opened the door

and there's a young woman outside. Waiting for you to finish talking. Yeah, waiting, she literally sat there and waited for me to dump. You are a power god dude. I tried to, the crew went for lunch, I tried to sneak a shit on set. Crew comes back of course. I hear 20 people walk into the room that I'm shitting in.

Oh my god. You like it, I open the door. I said, God damn that was a long piss. Man, the loader you get, your piss longer and longer. Chicks love it when you dump. I was trying to explain that to John. No, you're right. He was like, oh, they love it when you take a hard time.

Dude, I went to a restaurant this weekend. It was a nice place. And I left a walk past the hostesses. It's a trio, dude, of just young babes. Walkers, it was like a hotel kind of set up. So the bathroom was in the restaurant, you know, walker, also a magnificent lobby. And I took a crazy shit. And they were just there.

They're the only ones who see the bathroom door. So they had me clocked. I come back out and it's full eye contact with them. It's like, yo, daddy's coming back. Is his burger on the table or what? Oh, baby. They were loving it, dude. I was strutting like a rock star back from this dump, dude.

And they were fucking loving every second of it. They could tell. Oh, they totally knew. They knew it were a red car monster. If you're self assured about taking dumps around them, they're like, nothing turns a woman on more. I agree, actually. If you're like, you're just shit big time.

Yeah, sorry, everybody. I had to take a shit. So you get nasty shit. Yeah. don't you dare do it or I'll fucking tell everyone here if you shit disgusting They'll be fired immediately if anyone calls me about how your work. I think I'll say she takes big nasty shit And it's disruptive one star Graded her job, but takes nasty disruptive shit. It was all set, dude. It was dizzy.

Also, I feel bad the sound guy I have to... I tell him, like, turn my pack off. I'm about to go handle some business. When my pack, the sound pack is on your belt loop, on your ass. So then I come back from shitting, and I'm like, hey, you can turn that back on. Also, I am power god dude, my body, my body temp is, it must be 150 dude. It's insane. Oh, because you're sweating the morning when he mikes me up. I lift my shirt out. I can feel a wave of heat. Oh my god. This poor guy just has to deal with all this. I mean, it's a, it's not be deals. Uh, yeah, I guess if you're a hot man, true, you're a hot. It's a power god dude.

Exactly right, Matt. I always wondered what it was. Couldn't have anything to do with my BMI. It must be just a natural. You're operating here too, dude. You're burning K-cals at an extraordinary level. Yeah. Staying above these beige ass, purple ass,

blue ass motherfuckers dude down here. Green bull. Green ass, young, green bull. Toilin over bull shit dude. Above these beige ass purple ass blue ass motherfuckers do down here green Brain ass young rolling bull Toilet over bowl shit. They were like guard dog Hubbers around beige, but I've seen him drink himself into green And God he's doing it. You got to stop being a sad drinker You've been pal it's a bit of a Canadian you're a no more. He is a Canadian. You're right. You might be Canadian dude You drink like a Canadian. You're a, he is a Canadian. You're right. You might be Canadian, dude. Bite your tongue.

You drink like a Canadian, dude. Let's say it. You, yeah, you drink it and then you tell us sad things. Oh, man. Sorry. I'm, you're feeling green again. No, no. I think my marriage drinks himself the purple. When they use beige to purple.

Uh, yeah, he does drink himself into some coherence. I've seen that. You were such a little cutie the other night at the bar stool bar. What did you mean? Yeah, I posted a video of a spot, Billy, and Lamar. And I got a lot of DMs from ladies saying, OMG, Lamar is such a cutie. That's crazy.

No, that's it. What do I say? I don't know. Give a message. Kiss then Say something all your female admirers dude send a lot of admirers. Yeah, send them a sexy message dude Right now dude What are you gonna do to them? Something sexual hello ladies Don't let me down. That's my move. We're both a tell.

Oh, no. Thank you guys for the like, the picture. Thank you so much. Are you fucking serious? Are you single? Yeah, that was those sexy dude. You're single. I'm that was those, actually dude. You're single? I'm so much better at this.

Lemme actually. Yeah. Stop doing what you're doing. Stop whispering with a crinkled face. Oh, maybe I love you so much. Stop whispering with a crumpled face. They said you were a cutie. Now tell them. Are you looking for love?

Yeah, thank you. Yeah, would you like to be in love? Oh, dude? I would love a wife Tell wife dude fucking hey dude. Yeah, tell him about a shit. You took last dude get him fired Dude actually took a pretty good shit yesterday. I was gonna say another has to be a memorable nomin very recent pass Pretty good shit. I was gonna say I know there has to be a memorable nomin very recent pass What was the last what was last memorable one? Just classic brown logs. That's actually you're right. That is a nice treat Yeah, big pile You know big pile logs. That's a good feeling first it was a couple it was a pile and then it was like the little squeakers Yeah, you're the Lincoln logs. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Not the Monad. I chased the Monad. So one third dump. Just a, the, just the Monad, dude, just the one big fat third, the cosmic surfing. It really is. Lincoln logs, I'll take any day. Lincoln logs are nice, but I feel like there's never enough.

True. You know? True. The horny logs is rare to come by. Usually if it's logs, you're dealing with not what you need. I need a love of good slop pile. I had, dude, I got fucked up in Tampa. I got a net, not like, it turns to dumps.

I took a, I had the most explosive dumb ahead in a long time It felt great. Yeah, feels awesome. It does feel awesome I feel like when people say you should have like a like you should have diarrhea every now and again I feel like yeah, you got to blow it out and people like I should have like a earthy Kind of brown log. It's like yeah, obviously those are great But like you also need to blow it out every now and again probably clears like parasites and shit It's absolutely fully blow it out every now and again. Probably clears like parasites and shit. It's absolutely. Fully blow it out like that.

So I can't touch it. It's almost can't touch it. You're having diarrhea all the time. So I can't touch it. It's too legit, it's too legit to quit. You can't see me. You can't latch into my biosphere to get the fuck out of here. Everything's getting out again now.

Tell you what, that fucking plague book as we messed up, the parasite, you brought a parasite. It's it made me. You're reading about the plague right now? Yeah, me and no Connor went out to dinner last night now you when I sat at the table bug was in my hair You know how I am I know you don't like that you hate pestilence. I was like that's a flea power god as well power god You hate pestilence I'm really I mean exactly I'm reading that

Listening to that fucking plague book. Yeah, talk about the fleas that did it Spooky I do a flea's causing me bonding plague book. Yeah. Talk about the fleas that did it. So the Bubonic Plays. Spooky. I think the fleas caused the Bubonic plague? From the rats. Oh, God, you got your picture. Yeah, you fucked. And back then, hygiene was unreal. How bad it was.

Yeah. It was so much worse than I thought it was. Dude, yeah, I think they had, I think in London back then, you could just like slay an animal and throw it in your street yeah shit shit buckets yeah everything everyone pissed in like the river right off shot at town yeah there are butchers everywhere that would just blood would fill the streets yeah fucking crazy kind of tight though people in the middle head back

that no oh, fuck yeah. They never showered or not showered, but never took a bath. Yeah, no, like you it'd be rare if you bathed or changed your clothing once a year. There was a king in England, I think, that it was a scandal because he had showered or bathed three times in as many months. What? Yeah. He bathed once times in as many months. What? Yeah. He bathed once a month and they were like,

this motherfucker thinks he's better than us. He's taking it motherfucker. Yeah. I mean, imagine what a leg. That seems improbable, but that's what I read. You know, what a leg up would be though. There was a dude coming around who was bathing and he did that, that would crush you

on a pussy front. A bath dude. Go doesn't stink like fucking shit. You might be not showing for like two weeks. Yeah. Really? What's the longest you've gone anything? When I was younger.

I was back when you were in the Jerm phase. Back in the day, I said, the ice of the thing was actually like bad for your skin to like, also you need to keep the stuff going. It's not, you do got a shower. But when I was in grade school, I wore the same pair of underwear for 28 days. The motor cycles and cactus.

Must've been rough. Dude, my mom found out and got really mad. It had motorcycles and cactus. I was keeping it a secret. What? Motorcycles and cactus is on the box. Cats, I think it's a cat, so I was like, that's a nod. That had been a mess.

No, it was motorcycles and cactus is there. I can picture them in my mind a word from 28 days. I don't know what, I just wanted to keep them moving. They're my favorite boxers. And I'm like, bro, I'm not letting these go down. I didn't take Tracy underwear. Did you really? Love them.

Yeah, dude, I couldn't take them off. It was a weird thing I did when I was little and finally I took those dicks. I got those dicks, Tracy's. I told my mom about my street and she got like really mad at me. It was like, give me those right now. I don't think I ever saw them ever again. I just fucking incinerated him.

Sophomore your high school, I bought a pair on a way that said, fart wars, revenge of the shit. And, man, those were a hit. Tidy-wideys on the ass, it said, fart wars, revenge of the shit. I mean, I don't think there's a funnier thing. I love it. It's something like that that barely makes sense at the end.

Revenge of this shit. It's pretty great. I mean, it's a play on Scyth. I didn't think about that. I was I thought it was just revenge and that shit. But I like when it's just barely makes sense. Do they have any artwork or was just lettering? I was just the Star Wars lettering. It's awesome. Pretty sick. Yeah, it's awesome. So I had that going for me. Oh, They have any artwork or was just lettering I was just the Star Wars lettering It's awesome pretty sick. Yeah, it's awesome. So I had that coming for me. Oh, we got in trouble for that Oh, my parents and they didn't find out they didn't know he had What I'm gonna know didn't hurt it true They knew you obviously a good boy the house, but they knew I was a they knew I was a shit lord

It is funny to be like a teenager you, teenage girls will sneak like slutter your outfits in their clothes, in their thing and fucking- I never even thought about it. They do. I remember, yeah, they do it. I remember people in high school do that. They'd wear one outfit past their parents and they'd keep one in their purse.

Get all slotted up. Imagine keeping those naughty underwear in your fucking bag. I did. I had a high-batter vengeance in shits. I would say we're going out tonight. I got a tight little number Oh my good panties on I'm gonna put on my nice panties Damn dude, we've got a fun week coming up. I have a nice little week. Yeah, man

Going to Ireland going back to the motherland take my parents back to the motherland. That's gonna be huge I have to stay a night because I'm doing a cool, going back to the motherland, take my parents back to the motherland. That's gonna be huge. I have to stay a night because I'm doing a cool show in New York, but that means Tommy and Chris are shepherding Joan and Phil to Ireland. Before them are gonna go without me. That's so funny. Just for the day.

Mm-hmm. Damn. You should like the idea of, should film the whole big stuff island helping my parents. Getting more cross Bodyguards dude, they're basically bodyguards. Dan that would be a devastating plane crash Put my family and friends on a plane

They died Yeah, almost everyone you love just died Then you write a fake will in which they gave you their patreon you're like I swear to god They have to last in a hand on that plane Yeah, there'd be a new stuff. I'll be those two. Be sure to dog and lemisey. True that. You guys have to do look at dish. When are you guys to learn how to cook?

True. You can't fucking cook, dude. Dude, I can cook. Lemisey, lemisey. I can cook, dude. What's your last culinary creation? I mean chicken parm. When did you make chicken parm.

When did you make chicken parm? Like three weeks ago. All right, two be fair gypsies there. I had a handicap, but then I also made a pie with a graham crack crust. I did hear about this pie. I thought it was good. Yeah.

Well, I'm also navigating from a family here. No satellites. Well, Mayor from memory got us here. I was pretty blown away. I was like, because I was like, well, Mayor, I could get us into Westchester without a map, but like here's this street. No fucking shot. This street. No way. Dude this very He pulled he did I know sat in a just take a write-off of Market. Yeah, yeah, yeah Literally, it's literally off 76. Yeah, you can do it easily. What?

What Well, he's still taking right off fucking market you can be a market. Is any good luck? True. Yeah, I was still I was giving it up to him because then we he got us into the burrow and I said All right, that's the macro navigation. Let's see your micro dude. Let's see it get to the street I hear you that it's been two seconds. Let's see your micro dude. Let's see if you get to the street. I hear you. That was pulled up in two seconds. I was like, oh wow, that was pretty impressive. I was impressed.

I was pretty fucking impressed. Especially a basement like this. It was, it was funny because he was, he does navigate via Wawa's. He goes, yes, this is what I was hoping for. I was like, that's his fucking way. He was like, he's, you guys were at the Wawa way we were passing. Yeah, he got the right pulling up.

No, no, you were at the Wawa on Gay Street. No game market the big one with the gas He was out like the game market by the yeah, we went to the country's we went to the one by the golf course Okay, I mean we do we pass the fucking I want to take a look at the link pass the golf course We might have been at that one actually perhaps we passed the golf course and I was telling the mayor I was like bro, I want to start just walking golf courses. Did you take the pay-o-le-pike exit? Yes, you did. And you did not pass us. No, I passed.

My sound pike. Oh, perhaps you did. As I'm telling you, we passed this beautiful golf course right after the wild wild. That could have been it. Oh, and then yes. Dude, he passed the wild on me. And there's something else up here that I always remember.

I was like, what, an old fucking house? That's always, he's like, yeah, it's a very old house. So a very, very old house. It's interesting you've been like, yeah, it's a very old house. So a very, very old house. It's interesting you've been saying that. I've got a golf bug myself. Really? We went to Topgolf last week. I fucking love it.

Fucking Topgolf. Topgolf. I forgot he was making me do golf lesson with him. Yeah. It's time to get into golf. You should. You're such a nice, so good for the road. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's something to do during the day. During the day on Saturday, you got to take it easy Friday because you got an early tea time. That's a good idea. No, that's not a bad idea at all. It's telling the mayor, I just want to walk. I want to wander golf courses.

Ooh, just wander around as fucking, if I see a ball in the rough, just fucking kicking on the fair, just fucking. No, just look at that. Oh, golfing, yeah, little golfing, dude. Enders, it's like beautiful. I was like, dude, I just want to walk around here. Yeah.

Chat people up. It's my favorite. Drinking on a golf course and driving a golf cart. Oh, dude, yeah. Is the sun's going down? Yeah. Nothing better. That does happen.

I do support the bros back home. That's their lives. Golfing's a move, yeah. Everybody, every dude I know that's like our age is like, we're golfing. Mm-hmm. We're going to get fucked up. And then all their wives get mad.

Yeah, and golfing's just long enough. It's seven hours. Yeah, golfing's just long enough to get a woman. Yeah, playing takes three and then you go to a bar or something. Yeah, it's all day, you're going all day. You're literally gone all day, your wife's going. Well, I get to go with my friends. Yeah,. Go ahead. Good luck. Good luck. Fine in friends dumbass It is funny when I'm like well, I'm going out it's like

By all means please fucking hit the road have fun. Oh, no, you're gonna go out for a whole day No, I think they think it has the same effect on you. Like, well, I'm going out too and you're like, double bonus. No, you're sweet. You're talking to watch TV by myself. No. No. No.

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Yeah it was funny we were we're now, we have a point of contention about keeping Jackson. Because Jackson, when I was gone, he peed in the house like five fucking times. So I said, you know what? Before I was like dude, get out of here over my dead body and I went, all right, man, he's, if you peed inside five times,

that's fucked up, I do get it. But at the same time, it's like Jackson obviously knows through the alpha is So I'm like I can't fault Jackson either on a on a canine level for being like the alpha's gone I'm gonna act up he obeyed you essentially. Yeah, he was basically like dude I'm holding it down the alpha's gone. I get to do it He was reestablishing the hierarchy of dominance. I think he does think he's probably too I think he does dude. He's peed in our house fucking like five times

I was like, the fuck are you gonna do about it? Your wife would yell at him, he'd be like, shut up. Dude, for real dude, I could beat your ass. Yeah, it's such a pickle for me dude, because I got get her situation, but then like, you know, I'm really into him with K9. So I'm kind of like, yo, I totally get what you're doing.

Of course you are. I totally get, I'm like Jackson, I tune with the K9. I totally get what you're coming from on a K9 level, bro. So it's just like, man, it's tough. Tier two is not easy, dude. I'll tell you that. It is difficult not as easy. If I'm like fully to a name with the dog,

it's fully to a name with my wife, like, give me a break, dude. What are you gonna do? You can't get rid of the dog. He's just on double probation He'll be fine. He's on double probation and now I got him I got him set up pretty good Yeah, and I'm home, dude, yeah, dude when I'm gonna start I'm gonna bring him with me now I told Brittany I was gonna bring him on the road with me. I'll get one of those dog letters and I'll bro you cannot bring that dog. Yes, I could complain jacks. I can bring jacks on a plane

He's chill dude. He'll see if he has his shit massive diario on the plane He'll shit before I do I want Thing when I'm when I'm with him dude. I am the master of his ass, dude. I get him I get him shit when I want him to shit. I want to I don't brag you know I don't brag about much, dude But there's one thing There's one thing I'm gonna give myself. It's out in the master of Jackson's ass, dude. I always saw Brittany.

I'm like, yo, did he shit before? He went to bed? Oh no, he doesn't mean shit at nighttime. I go, he always shits at nighttime, dude. He's got to take him for an extra long walk. But yeah, I can get, if I want Jackson to shit, bro, I'll get it turns out of that, boy. So, he's gonna shit on the plane.

He's gonna be a, he's gonna shoot on the plane. He's gonna be he's gonna bark. How is that my fault? Dude, he's a medicinal prescription dog. You're bringing me. I have a medicinal prescription for him. Dude, if I don't shoot on the plane, it's not my fault. Dude, take it up with the hospital. You figured out. Call the Pope. You see the speaking of shit on a plane, you see the hot lady? She's back. The hot lady posted a hot video.

I didn't know her video was hot. I kept trying to watch it. I'm gonna get service. Damn it. Everybody forgives her. Every website I tried to watch it on was like when you're not clear, like what the, you know what I mean?

When you click the article and like here's a video. Like is this a commercial? Is this the video? No, it's the hot babe talking going. God, what she saying But she's like my bad. Yeah, my bad dude. No one goes don't worry. Do you have a psychotic breakdown to be fair to her? It's like dude. Yeah, and also that guy was definitely fake. That's what I'm saying What if she was she could have been she had a fucking shot at being right that dude was not real

I know she had like a one in five million chance of that playing going down It would have been fucking incredible. God. Yeah, true if she called it I didn't been fucking incredible God yeah, true. If she called it I didn't even think about that. If the plane actually crashed and she called it Fuck that would change everything I want to ask her like how do you know and do the real and not? Like I'd like to get more into that Like how can I protect myself from being let her unreal? Say fuck a fake friend where my real friends at

True. Well you can't say fuck fake friends anymore That's anti-Semitic but yeah go on Oh true. True, well you can't say fuck fake friends anymore. That's anti-Semitic, but yeah go on Hashtag fake friends dude don't even think about posing it what happened in the original video She like fake saw a guy she's been said that motherfucker is not real Yeah, she was sitting there and she said I'm getting off this plane this plane is gonna fucking crash dude That guy's a pussy for not coming forward and be like she's right. I'm not real Spin the whole way like I saw a video on it. It must have been fake Of him's of the guy you never see no one ever saw the guy I saw a video of a guy getting interviewed that claimed it was oh

That was he was I believe I don't think it was real, but yeah, okay That's that seems like something what I heard was the guy said She saw he had like a Mason symbol on him Free Mason symbol which is okay spazin fair enough. He said she spaz long enough that he was like yeah, I am the devil Now I don't think it's true, but I like to imagine that actually sounds like the mo I thought it'd be like a someone doing like kind of like a sketch Kind of thing. That sounds like the most realistic Oh, no, it looked real. Yeah, it's probably did happen, but someone did probably find that passenger. I'm sure he stepped up. See if you can find it,

Lamey. You're a sleuth. Yeah, yeah, stepping up and saying I am the devil. Okay. It's gonna be tough. I'd love to know what you're searching. What are you searching there? Uh, playing passenger, my role. Oh, I like that. That's nice. It's just gonna be the girl The mayor. The mayor speaks algo I gotta find a guy. Lamar might be fake The GPS to get here knowing the wall was dude. I'm telling you I have a GPS in there You might be like it. You might be fake, but you might be like a 2006 iPhone You have YouTube and GPS

He was pretty sick. He was like using like hills and shit to get here He was like I know these this shit fuck to you do Pro is so cool because he was like this stuff He's like a lot of this stuff looks different, but this area this all looks the same I'm like damn and that and that's, again, when I realized the mushrooms were kicking in pretty hard, I'm like, that's so sick of using like hills and trees and shit, dude, these things all,

do you really stay the same? And I was like, God dang it. It's like, fuck these hills, you can rely on these hills, dude, these hills don't fucking change. Can rely on the hills of the Brandywine. That's what I'm saying, dude. I felt, it felt so good to be navigating hills and stuff. Lettin' the mayor mare just fuckin' roam.

No navigation felt intensely pleasurable for me. Yeah, I might have imagined. Oh, it felt so good. It was funny, I don't like the stuff. I don't like the history out here. Yeah, what do they have going on here? Cause it was always when I was a young man. This was like revolutionary territory.

Right, right. I was always a civil war man. Yeah, true. People would be like, oh, the battle brandy wine, but like dude, the battle caddy's burger's right oh, the battle of Brandywine, but like, dude, the battle of Caddy's Sprig is right there. A battle of 900 times more important. True. Like, fucking 12 guys died of Brandywine.

It's so nice. Every revolutionary battle is like fucking eight guys got killed. Yeah. They're pure muskipals, right? Yeah, dude. I'm with you on that. I mean, did I go to revolutionary workamp of the Brandywine? Yes, I'm here. I'm with you on that. I mean did I go to revolutionary work camp at the brandy on yes Revolutionary Williams break

I got kicked out for what for I was fucking around we were supposed to be marching You revolted I revolted and they made me count bricks on a building what this was a punishment back then you're being bad Go count bricks along that wall. What the fuck? Okay. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's fucking one. Did you for five six seven, eight, seven, eight, ten thousand. Got it. I dare you to double check my math. You count. Yeah, you can't. If you fucking hug Finn that guy and account in the bricks, I would have been the ultimate revolutionary war trick. I tricked him. Yeah, we got the show. Did you get to stay for the battle reenactment? No, we went to Williamsburg. Dude, I'm so sorry.

I've been doing this. No, I'm saying we got to enact the battle ourselves. I'm not doing anything. I've been just so many getties for green acts. I don't want to hear it. Yeah, but did you get to enact yourself? Yes, we did, but I got kicked out. That was the whole thing.

There are teachers out of March and hold the guns and I got kicked out. All right, it was fifth grade. I was listening to can hardly wait soundtrack on repeat. I was listening to paradise city on repeat dude I just discovered G and R that trip I was listening to paradise it. I was like this is it discovering G and R as a youth is the it's a huge fucking chapter in your life Yeah, my older brother had like an older friend who showed him G&R and I got to like catch it from like downwind and was like, what, what is he showing you? He was like, dude, get the fuck out of here.

Get out of here. This is not for you. I remember him showing me the album cover and make, damn, that looks crazy. The cross, that one. That one? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, the fuck out of here, dude.

I was like, fuck, my brother's on to something sick right now. I can't help but skeleton heads on a cross. Oh fuck out of here dude. I was like fuck my brother's on to something sick right now I can't get skeleton heads on across oh shit damn dude use your illusion I think too I believe one of them had just like a weird like childish figure I like that use your illusion was fucking assie bro. I need to listen to it. Yeah What was on that do you know? I don't remember I don't know I'm not very I think I think November rain was on that, do you know? I don't remember. I don't know. I'm not very familiar. I think I think November rain was on there And then definitely the song estranged that was one that I really liked from Guns and Roses. I need to get into I was just I was a fucking Paradise City on repeat guy. I mean dude, don't get me wrong. That's not bad Paradise City on repeat is

Yeah, I go ahead and store rules What else is on that obviously welcome to the jungle rules that was people on the jungle rules That's pee we football run out at the ponderosa. That was the name of our field the ponderosa Then they have like a song that was kind of like knock you out or something that was like they had an effort song that album I remember that was why we weren't allowed to have it. It was like I'm gonna fucking knock you out I was like, I'm gonna fucking knock you out. I was like, yes. Knock you out. You know, part of why Guns and Roses broke up

is that Axel Rose wanted to do more and more power ballads. They did November reign. It was like, there was a long drawn out intricate song. And Slash was like, bro, it's cool to do that once. We can't keep doing them. Axel was like, bro, more ballads. And Slash was like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, cause the strange is like similar to November or rain.

Is that the one? Didn't Axel Rose get ahead from one of the guys girlfriends? Probably, probably on, I mean, probably while in studio, playing one of them. I, I'm just gonna say yes, obviously, but I don't know. I doubt, he probably did, honestly. It's like his girlfriend. I don't know.

Yeah, right. It's not slashes, but I should cut his fucking head off. I'm definitely more slash an axle What what I'm having sex with a bandmates girlfriend and it's in the song yeah, that's real fucking bullshit The most bullshit possible that's but that is bullshit, but dude getting head from one of your fucking bandmates girlfriends And he recorded he record what they use it. He was in the studio. Yeah, he used it in a song. Yeah I shall also allegedly head sex with a 14 year old girl after drugging her mom slashed it

Drugging her mom jogging her mom. That's procken British propaganda. It is a British publication Yeah, they said mom drugged the moms in there. I see her mom. Drugging her mom? That's prock in British propaganda. It is a British publication, yes. Yeah, they say mom. They say, I drugged the moms in there. I say drugged mom, I go, hmm. That was just GF though, he was dating a 14 year old. The British people say mom instead of man. I think they say mom. Oh man, mom.

Mom, I think they say mom. Hello mom. Right, for man. For somebody's that thing they do. I don't know, that's a, look that up. somebody's I think they do. I don't know that's a. Look that up. Yeah, look up British mom. Well, mom is mother, but I think instead of man like thank you, man, they say thank you, mom.

I'm looking to this damn dude, you're on appetite for destruction. Mr. Brownstone was a six song. Paradise City, welcome to the jungle. Yeah, I mean, child of mine. Dude, this was a nasty out. Yeah. Fuck, I still get pumped on sweet child of mine. If I Yeah. I mean, child of mine, dude, this was a nasty album. Yeah. Fuck, I still get pumped on Sweet Child of Mine. If I catch you on the radio, I'm like, yes. Yeah, do you think about your children now?

No, I just get pumped on the starswallow. Hahaha. If I'm being honest, no. At least for being honest. Some songs, yes, I think about my children, but not Sweet Child of Mine. I just think about myself pretending I'm slash. Well, everyone loving me.

That's why you're too warm. Too. What are you talking about? I was like, yeah, what's with you? I'm too, too, dude. Turquoise. That's why you're too warm, man. Maybe yellow or stationary yellow,

but I think turquoise. But yeah, I mean, I have, again, I gotta talk to Ken Wilber about his whole theory that you can only launch from green to turquoise. I don't believe that, I really. I don't believe it either either Matt. I'm gonna talk to him. What's his name Ken Wilber? Ken, I'm talking to you now boy Put down the pipe and listen Shut up about colors and shit get a job Ken Wilber

Ken Wilber I'm talking to you boy Shut up about this bullshit David Oh my god, yeah, you got it. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll give you that playbook. I'll tell you what it's called I gotta listen. Yeah, you're gonna be you're gonna love it'll give you that playbook. I'll tell you what it's called. I got to listen to that. You're gonna be, you're gonna love it. I do that sounds right. I'm like, here in the fucking how dumb and shitty everybody was. Oh, God.

I have a book that's called like a tour guide of medieval London where you get to, you're like, first person perspective of how shitty it was. He goes into that, in this book about how. That's the best. And in France, every city was the same. Like in Paris, I think there's still streets named after what it used to be. Oh, really? Just like, rude day,

like rude day, Bayou Shwamblée, which translates to like street of screaming and squealing. Oh, because that was just the way the pigs got slaughtered. Dude, you just live next to it their whole lives. Oh. And yeah, so the plague, it was pretty easy for the plague to fuck all those people up. Yeah, that makes sense. And the fucking Genoves, the boys from Genoa, were the Genoa, were the ones who bought fucked everybody. Did they really?

Yeah, they were like a trading empire on the Mediterranean and they, they're over there, Muslims were getting rowdy. This is right after Crusades, the love of Crusades, and Yeah, they brought it back with them. Yeah, and it all actually stems from the fucking Mungarians. Really? Mungarians brought all types of bullshit with them. That's annoying. Yeah, they killed everybody cut everyone's out off and then the plague came Dickheads. It was a real bot-fuck time to live, dude. Well, they didn't really get far into Europe, though, right? The Mugarians. Oh, yeah, not really. I think they just like knocked on Europe's door, and then one of the cons died from like alcohol And they had a all go. They had like the stupid rule where they had to all go back and they figure out who the new con was otherwise I think they would have smashed Europe, but they didn't get to. Oh, they

Yeah, I think they they met with Pope innocent. Did they really? Yeah, I think Pope innocent met with gang is con or wrote a moleter in like What do you send him a chill 11 30s? We're cool 12.30 12.30s Damn, I didn't know that. Yeah, it was like dude fucking chill and the con the great con was like I find bet He's like I bet bro. We get it dude. We get what you get. You guys got horses and arrows you think guys are sweet You guys are fucking gay everybody in chris and dumb hates you guys Go get the Muslims for a while please Focus on Muslims they have all the cool stuff. Yeah, I wonder if it did say like you know dude like yeah You might be able to come fuck us up, but like why don't you prove yourself with the Muslims go get them first

Yeah, then you guys can try to fuck with us. Yeah, because they fucked the Muslims up too. Didn't they? Yeah. They fucked the Chinese up. That was their number one. Chinese was number one. Yeah.

You mean, go. Mungerians got the Chinese. That was a, you know, Chinese were fucking with them. Yeah. Forever Chinese buff. They were fucked with everybody. Although China, that was another thing that got to talk about the book. It's just China was just perpetual war like forever

Really? Yeah, and the world populations would just dip because China would just Constantly while out. Yeah, that was your panopsy doing that Japan is chillin dude true. They were on that island just island of the gods Coming up with bullshit poetry Just fucking sit in there. Trio. Just black. Yeah, she billionaires.

Yeah, there's collecting huge bushels of rice. What are you looking for? I saw a red light on the wall. Oh, that would be exciting if the power came back on. Now you'll catch that hum just true. Yeah. John Madden football 24 E a sports. Tin lamer's ass. Lamer, did you leave barstool sports bar to have sex with a guy or not?

Because that was what 9.9 even 9.9 and Drew Montana were spreading nasty little rumors. No, no birdie told me you left the bar to have sex with guys. No, never. What's up with that dude? What's up with them doing that? No, no, no, dude. You took the word right out of my mouth. That's exactly what I said.

And I said, what's up with that? Yeah, dude. That's pure sabotage. I don't know where my boy is. You can sue them for that dude. That's character assessment. Yeah. Slyable dude and slander.

Especially at bar store dude. Don't you get beat up for being gay there? Oh, that's character assessment. Yeah, liable dude slander. Especially a bar stool dude don't you get beat up for being gay there? Oh, that's fucked up dude. When you try to have a show on bar stool? Yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't. That's nasty behavior. You're talking about the bar stool bar itself.

Yeah, brother bar. I love smearing queer so I like the next guy. Whoa. Yo dude, the hell. Whoa. Dude, look at the man you were just talking to the ladies and seconding it. We were talking to you earlier. Spearing queer so like the next Yeah, dude the hell You were just talking to the ladies is seconding it was such a camera earlier. What the fuck happened girls do not love homophobia and bigotry They don't know that all big dumps Although truthfully behind closed door The most racist nasty little fuckers

They love bigotry. Yeah, they love it, dude. They love exclusion by any, any metrics. Yeah. Yeah, dude, those white old Southern guys weren't keeping black people out of fucking country clubs for themselves. It was for their wives. No, it was good.

Yeah. Yeah, they can't come either. And you've got it little sugar dumpling. Mine. You've got it sugar dumpling. And my husband said no. And we agreed. We said we're not letting them into our golf course until 1995.

Maybe 97. What golf course was that? Tiger, tiger, tiger, woo, do you know? Oh, he was there. I could. Well golf courses. That. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Woo, Dio. Oh, he was a, I could be, I could be wrong on this. I don't want to put this shame on Augusta. Yeah. I was, someone was, some of the masters see when, no, I was just tell me about a golf course, some sort of country club set up where they didn't let black people in until like the 90s as well. I mean, there was a black out a long time ago that played around. 75.

Yeah. The Robert Lee Elder was the first African American to play in a master's tournament. All right. How do you do? You miss the cut. He wasn't chilling in the cut. He. She.

He. Damn. He probably he was probably like that reporter in that video. He was probably like, oh, well, it's good to be here at the master. He won't shank. He's like, damn, I'm sick of being in this fucking backass fucking backwoods town. God damn it. Fucking shit.

He didn't use his like claw walk in his way to the other hole in fucking. Yeah, definitely. He then uses like claw walk in his way to the other hole and talking There's a there's a fellow that works next to where we're filming lower filming and he does he claw walks does he really and it Scenes because me and Gerby's cannot stop laughing if we see him walking outside we're like And the best I always know I can see Steve and I know he's gonna look at me Like are you serious anytime any time that guy's walking by I'm just looking at Steve like Man fucking with gerbys is the most fun. It's it's the most fun. Did he's the funny stop fucking with me? No, he's the funniest Here's you touch him. He could oh I can't stop fucking touch him dude read that he's the funniest dude. If you touch him, he could, oh! I can't stop fucking touching him. Dude, we'd have him on here a bunch of times.

And it's like, all right, man, we have fun. We're in a chill and it's just, you can't stop being like, wait, don't you? That's kind of fucked up. Don't you like show up panties and girls, man? Wait, whoa! Okay, sure. Dude, he is the funniest.

I do that sometimes. He's the fucking, he is the one of the funniest dudes. I have so much to tell you, I can't bring it here because it's confidential to the girl's man. Oh, I see, but God damn it. And he's such a nice, you know. What are you after that photo? Let me see the photo.

I'll be the judge of that photo. I've been getting some very incriminating photographs. What is it? Was it the claw walk? No, I think you're going like that. It's me going like this. I know what these little fucking backstabbers are up to. Sean Green-Dini, dude. Yep. That's a great photo.

Looks like I'm not wearing trunks. It's like my underpants. How much bats do we have on that audio recorder? Oh, we were fucking good, dude. We fucking good. Oh, that's wonderful news. Is this your phone, the man? Oh, boy, dude. What's going on in that photo album? Years.

There it is. Oh no, there's, where? You don't have any pictures of your penis lined up, do you? No, I don't think so. There's a, wait, you don't have to go way back. I don't want to take a look. I think I do. I kind of want to get a little gander.

No, it's not good. Shot michael's. There's a photo of my ghost. Shot michael's. Shot michael's. Oh my god. I was suggesting a cosplay to somebody and they were like, what wrestler should I do?

I was like, showing Michaels. You're crazy, dude. Oh no. Why are you letting me do this? I don't know. If I would have gotten up by now. Yeah, you're gonna have to vote, dude. I'm latched. You can go to recently deleted, too. I will not.

I know. I can't do that. All right, here you go. I didn't see anything, bet. Man, good God, if you went through mine. You got some you go. I didn't see anything bad. Man. Good God, if you went through mind. You got some wild ones. I would assume. Maybe not. I said, I always were, I take pictures of my kids

in the bathtub all the time and I'm worried like I'm gonna accidentally send one of those Instagram and be like, fuck it. Yeah. I think that's acceptable though. People post pictures of their kids. Yeah, well now they drop like a smiley face though. Over their fucking, yeah. that's acceptable though. People post pictures, their kids. Yeah, well now they drop like a smiley face though. Over their fucking, yeah.

That's fucking acceptable. It's acceptable. Yeah, it is kind of like. Especially got guys like, Limerley lurking on the internet. Look at it, little kids bath pictures. No, they're never. Yeah, that's all that was in there.

No. No. No. No. Oh Text that shares Each other's kids Dude, did you see the subway did you see the Jared documentary no, I heard it was awesome. It's so good Dude, it's such a fucking animal

Dude he he only so he he you know bossed up on on his own dude, but you know, he's got our straight pedophile. No, he would do like, he would do whatever dude. Yeah, he came out. So he got he was just like fucking, you know, bossed up, dude. Chilling getting money, getting paid. And this lady who was like a local TV station like host who also was kind of like a journalist to do their own thing. She did an event with them four kids and he just at one point according to her, which I guess he was obviously right, leaned in. He was like, yo, these kids are so fucking hot and then just leaned back out and she was like, what the fuck and they started the thing and it just bothered the shit out of her. She was like, what the fuck's going on? and she was like, what the fuck and they started the thing. And it just bothered the shit out of her

where she was like, what the fuck's going on? So she kept like, I do that joke. Yeah, but here's the thing. So imagine the lady being like, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. It'd be very quickly, yeah, I'm gonna fuck around. Oh my God, no. Dude, she like met up with him in a hotel,

she tried to start kissing her. She like, you know, she went to the bathroom to do God knows what and she like dipped out. But then she kept a long distance relationship and kept being like, yo, that's so hot. Like I wanna know what turns you on and like finally got comfortable enough. She was like, what was that thing you mentioned about kids?

And he was like, bro kids are so fucking hot. She got him to just keep like going deeper and deeper and he was like, I gotta tile him. I fuck little girls all day. He was, he kept calling it slamming. He's like, you know, slam, but I slam them. It's so fucking sweet. I get really boys.

He's like, yeah, slam boys when I'm over there. He was just nuts, dude. And he thought that she was fully into it. And then at one point, she started to set up a sting. That was her kid's birthday party. And he was like, Jesus. Do you, do you trust me? Like, do you totally trust me? Like, would you do whatever I say? was like, Jesus. Do you trust me? Like, do you totally trust me?

Like, would you do whatever I say? Just like, of course, what do you want? He was like, I wanna see your kid's naked. And she was like, yo, come through. And then the last minute, he was like, the FBI were gonna recall some, but he didn't go to the party. And then eventually, he had a guy who was running

a foundation for him, who also was a pig for kids and stuff. So that guy got busted with child porn. And then they had a subpoena to go through his text and they had a text from Jared Fogel who was like, Jared Fogel. So this guy was like bragging about fucking an 11 year old and Jared Fogel sent Jared Fogel pics and Jared Fogel goes, oh, when can I slam him? Fogel is a fucking dude. He was a nasty motherfucker. That is disgusting And he was this lady kept getting him gassed up like yo, let's go fuck kids He was like bad dude. Let's do it. He's like, yeah, I love you. He was so crazy bad

He she was like I don't understand how to do this and he was like, I'll show you everything you need to know I'll show you the ropes and he was like he was talking about like how to find kids from like bad families It was like really sinister shit. Yeah, he's fucked. He I hope he's getting J. Foggles. He's fucked I hope Foggles experiencing some negative You know, I hope he's having negative sexual experiences behind bars. Yeah, I mean, I would think he might be in PC. Might be in protective custody, but I don't know, man, he's a high profile, but I think, look how long he got sentenced.

I think it was like 15 years. He might be in witness protection. He might be, he might be like, he might be like Henry Hill, be like, now they use catch up first spaghetti sauce. This is my life now. No more fucking awesome kids. Yeah, you get fat as hell to go back and witness protection program.

What's that? You might have to get fat as hell to go back and witness protection. It's no one recognize him. I don't know what you do. You get to fit those old jeans you carry around. You get to fill them big. I don't know what you do.

For him? Yeah. He's fucked. He's in like fucking because they got the before and after pictures in him. He's also famous fatty. True. True. What a. How long do you have to put a blow? 15 years. I know. How long? Only 15 years. That's crazy, dude. Mm-hmm. For like, I think what it said, 40 counts. Ooh. Child porn. I got an idea. I'm not 400, 400 counts. I'm not calling for this is a joke

But that's a nice little side-mesh in for old Hankley You know, I mean who's a hinkley's the guy who went or OJ We could the OJ sweet redemption if OJ fucking cuts off Vogel's head. Yeah, that'd be awesome Someone will probably fucking up if If you're that like, like a, well, there's a pedophile. Yeah, there's a pedophile. The documentary that everyone's probably, you know? Bro, someone's gonna beat your ass dude. Cause he isn't probably like super protective custody.

There's, there's whole 15 years. That sucks. And dude, he'll like, you know, there's time kind of stand still. So like seven years from now, if he gets kind of lax and is like, yeah, let me dip out into the general pop. Someone will put a lock in his sock

and like knock his head off. Yeah. So. And the guards will definitely be like, yeah, let me dip out of the general pop. Someone will put a lock in his sock and knock his head off. Yeah. So. And the guards will definitely be like, yeah, fuck that guy. That would be an Epstein situation. Yeah, true. There's a planned power outage that day. We didn't have cameras.

Epstein killed himself. Here, the deep state continues to work against us. Our calls are dropping the other day. Our calls, that was when somebody was hacking us, dude. That was definitely the deep state. Yeah, we're getting fucked up. Yeah, we both called each other. Neither was actually called each other.

Yeah, that was really weird. And then I got the same voicemail as you. It was the tail end of like, that's one is not available. What? Yeah, we got the same voicemail. And it was a set up. They put them on the phone for two seconds. That was a set, dude.

Yeah, true. They're trying to get a hold of us. They know what you're up to. They know you and I, I mean, they know I'm a fucking power god. They can't let us escape. They know you're already tiered. If we escaped tier one, dude, they're fucked, dude. They're fucked.

The fake friends are fucked. The FBI is the fake friends. True. They literally are fake friends. They get in there. They're like, yeah, dude, you're the man. We should fucking march on the Capitol. True.

I don't even, when Jamie Foxx had that post, I didn't even think, anyone's a friend of Jewish Jews. I was like, yeah, dude, your fake friends would fucking kill Jesus now. They said, and they're like, that's obviously, I was like, oh, yeah, shit, I forgot.

I think it was actually. You think he was doing anti-Sem? I think clearly, right? I don't know. I read that totally like damn, someone of his friends betrayed him. And I don't want to. I thought he was just saying like,

I thought he was talking like humankind. I was thought he was saying like a humankind where to kill Jesus. Yeah, I don't know enough about the story, but I think if you're gonna go. Well, they Jews do get attacked for kill Jesus. If you say they kill Jesus, but then hashtag fake friends.

Yeah, but it wasn't, I guess it was Judas. It was a fake friend that got him killed. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people when they say they killed Jesus, they just mean their current enemy. Yeah, I didn't think it was that that's the man. If we all say enemy. I can't wait to get the Dublin, dude.

True. I mean, I just can't wait to say, Oh, Thara. Yeah, it'll be nice. I'm gonna hit Dublin with a little up the rock, the end of my set and get the boys fired up. Yeah, my mom like legit and he likes the IRA. I just found out. I think she should, right?

Yeah, she fucking fully rocks with them. I was with Spud this weekend. He was, he was going off about the troubles. Yeah. He was like, yeah, dude, that shit's legit. Yeah. But who knows, I don't know enough about it to pick a side in a terrorist Fuck you know as you call themselves Oh Sheda

Well with that powerhouse dude, I think we can leave that was it. No, no, no, Sheda was good dude You did the right thing. We're about to switch over to the Patreon. Thank you guys Sorry for sorry for no videos, but our young man, the ultimate boy, Shawn Gardini, I had to not say something mean. I cycle through like three different mean words. I was like, I'll just settle on this one. You're going to put together a nice little slideshow for everybody or no? Yeah. Well, the last thing I've seen it.

Would you be able to? I know that's a lot of work. Of course, yeah, I'd love to. Okay, thank you. It's my pleasure. Lamar, you keep doing what you're doing on the production angle, which is toying with the off camera. An unplugged camera. Keep toying with that. He's practicing, dude.

He is practicing. What would you do if that camera worked? Let me see it it I hit record Then you see you press record. Oh, you find it Jesus Christ Patreon