Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 461 - D.D.S.

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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Oh my freaking gosh. Yes. What's up, dude? We're back. Early morning. We're back at it. Early morning. You got another nasty cold.

I can't believe that. I hate that for you. I know, it really sucks. I hate you having a... There are like, that's all I can think about when I'm snuffed up like that. It could be because 5,000 dudes talk directly into my mouth this weekend. True. Scream directly into my mouth this...

That could be it. I just funny it is like having kids. It's fucking. It's like fuck. And I know when I can feel I don't like I can literally feel when it happens. Oh yeah. Dude's discloser. Like the new stuff's okay. Just a breath. Just The new stuff's okay. Just a breath. Just... Stacking feel the breath. My mouth just like, oh. Fuck. No.

Damn, dude, that fucking stinks. I think I have... I have the opposite. I got the fucking Europe here. I have medical... You have bowel issues. I have medical grade diarrhea, dude. We were basically... Oh, be honest, I did just drop the medical grade diet.

How'd you like it? Like the diet was cast. Dude. I have the cast and medical grade die. How'd you like it? Like the die was cast The cast and die and you know what it is honestly whenever I drink whenever I take cough medicine I always get I always have medical grade die. I can see that. I don't know why I don't know I know the halls I ate a whole bag of halls and I was a young man. I had a bunch of halls Yeah, young ones they a lot of them have a lot of vitamin C and then too much vitamin C turns on the diarrhea lover Oh really? Oh, yeah, I've been taking a lot of vitamin C. And then too much vitamin C turns on the diarrhea lover. Oh really? Oh yeah. Oh I've been taking a ton of vitamin C.

Heavy dose of vitamin C will get the dye flowing. Because it's a little vitamin D going on. Yep. And also in the spirit of honesty, I want to keep everything totally transparent. My wife had diarrhea as well. What's this made? That's funny.

My wife also suffered a diarrhea. My woman was here and it's like, I think there's a bug going around. It's like you. I mean, you had diarrhea too. Yeah, true. How do you know? Yeah, everybody's die has been killed.

It's crazy. We got there. We got the Rochester and we both were like, oh, shit. Like, oh, is she hit it first? And I was like, sucks for you. And 20 minutes later, I was like, oh, fuck. What were you guys munching? Do you think it's just a bug?

We were trying to figure out what it was. The kids don't have it is just us I Don't know man. We got we have a nasty. Yeah, we're four days on if you are like a kid shit in an adult body That's vicious Tyria. Oh, yeah kid dumps are fucking insane every kid dumb I look at every single one of them. They're fucked up. They're like pale and they're like fucking saying if I see a regular Turd I'm like yo nice you got a good turd if they're a regular turd, I'm like, yo, nice, you got a good turd. If they had a regular turd, they'd be alarming.

You're like, oh my God. What are you, a fucking man? When they start producing turds, it kind of does. You're like, sucks. Yeah. Especially if they're wearing diapers too late, they'll turd in a little while now. They're like, oh dude.

Yeah. That shit's gross. But yeah, dude, it was still recovering, man. I'm still you know hate I'm Z socks you know so recovery from diarrhea hate the disease It's such a shit. It's tough for me to figure out when I'm taking out so many my friends dude. Yeah It's tough like I could diarrhea enough Mm-hmm, it's never that alarming until it's like three straight diaries. It's like, yeah, I'm working on someone's gone wrong. Friday till now, it's Friday to Wednesday. And it's been like,

it'll start to kind of get better. And then this is whatever this is is like, whatever this is is like, I'll think I have diarrhea and it's I'll have diarrhea feeling no release. That's the true That's the fucking worse. I'll go you know get doubled over and you're like oh fuck yeah I'll just like go to the bathroom and then far to the toilet and it goes away and I'm like this is not good so I mean, you know, we'll see I'm gonna give it another it doesn't get cured You have to have a diarrhea at the basalone rest stop on the way home true. I might have to go You know the honor of Barcelona.

Yeah, we'll see. That was making me laugh very hard. He's spasin' out. John Baselon, and there's episode two of the Pacific. John Baselon just wiping out. It's crazy. His boys are watching him like, whoa, dude. What the fuck?

What are you doing? Especially it was, I mean it was that or death really. I know, but it's just like. I know. The part where he's running through the jungle just shooting dudes in the head is like. Yeah. Who the fuck is this guy?

Just one of your boys turns into John Wick. True. True. What the fuck? Yeah dude, it's being like, especially like under the threat of death getting that uncomfortable being like, dude, come on man. That's enough.

What's, I don't want to spoil it for you, but, Baselam, in the show, it's funny. In real life, obviously, it was a tragedy. Yeah. He goes home because he's a metal monitor winner. So they say you write home, if you kill a people like, dude, you're done. They needed him, that he was a hero.

High score. You hit the high score. They're like, no one's gonna touch this. No one without a bomb is gonna come near what you just did. Yeah, true. So they sent him home to give like, USO like speeches, try to sell war bonds at home. Yeah.

And then he got a little restless. He was like, fuck this dude, I gotta get back out there with my fucking boys. Did he really? Yeah, so he goes back. I think it was Eva Gima. He goes back and he's like, fellas, watch this dude. I'm nice.

Try to do, try to do what he did. He gets popped. What? Yeah, it's not funny. It's funny in the show. In the show, yeah, of course. There's the character being like, everybody, you can carry this machine gun like this.

Just run around and kill everybody. Oh. Yeah, it's like dude, that was a miracle what happened the first time. You're the country. You're the contra, you're the contra code in. And then he came on and was just like, I got that's fucking nuts. And he was just like, yeah, I must just be really good at this. Yeah, he was, but true. You know, is any given Sunday? Any given Sunday. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's some of the cardinals. Where's the Cowboys? Do the Japanese got him? Nobody saw that coming. Carls been easy.

The boys are the Cardinals. Yeah, Carlos beat the Cowboys. Yeah, I love to see it happen. It was nice. Yeah. I think I did. I didn't know the car or the carnal's good. Or is that no, they stick. That was just like a wild. Yeah, it was bullshit. It's kind of tight actually. I saw. No one I mentioned. I saw the big L. That was, man, that was tough stuff. I don't even want to talk about what happened to my sweet R lady of victory pray for us.

Yeah, that was tough, man. I was watching a little bit back and forth and I was like, oh cool. And I like checked later because I didn't know what happened and I was like, I wonder what happened with that over time last minute last night. No, it was just, I honestly, I did not think, I got there, I was like, I don't care like I used to. Yeah. Like when I was younger, this I was like, I don't even care that much.

As soon as the game started, I was. I just call it nuts. Then they lost and I was, dude, it took me until kind of right now. You got over it. Be slightly that sucked. It was the best, it was probably the best day of my entire life. Yeah. Leading up to it. I was thinking about that exactly. I'm like, man, that sucks. I mean, I guess that's the whole, a lure of the whole thing though, because if you had

gotten the victory, I mean, that's, that's unbelievable. I know. It's the point of being a no-name fan, dude. And during the loss is kind of nice to suffer Just have a great day me like fuck no it sucked ass it ruined everything. Yeah, I know I had what you guys Do really on the field with Vince Vaughan and Brady Quinn on both sides of me watching no day It would have been party time. What do you want dude? What have been part of dream? It would have been party time So what do you do? The quarterback came over was like let's fucking go

I was like dude's fucking go. I was like dude like cow years How cool? What is it? What's everyone doing? Everyone walks home quietly. Everyone's like what the fuck just happened? Oh no, they blew it. They blew it.

And you can't be like party. No, yeah, I didn't want to party. I went home. So sad reflected on the game. I was so sad. on the game. I was so sad Thanks before the game the quarterback came over and was like let's fucking go And he was getting pumped and he he was like he threw his Smelling salt at me to be like let's go. I was like

I dropped it Make it a loser I dropped it. Make it a loser. I picked it up. Yeah. He smelled it. Yeah, it was nice. There's no alcohol on the stadium.

I needed that smell. True. That's what I did. That must suck though to be like so fucked up. And also, it's people, people were having like, coaking their system and shit and your team loses. Why you're just like, oh man. Fuck.

Oh, bro, it hurts so bad. I heard. I got word. As soon as I got done, I got a facetage. Let me see what happened. What happened? I went to you at, oh, he's gonna be so sad. Who's the best, that's like such a nice day. Your dad's there, everyone's hanging out. And they fucking blow it. And it was, it was overtime, right? No, it was literally the last, basically the last the last basically last play. That's what I scored. No, they met 10 guys on the field.

What? They blew it. They fought. They forgot a player for the last two plays. What the fuck? I don't know. Dropped an interception on the last drive. Had them.

I mean, they had them. But that's life, dude. True. That is, that is the allure of the game Because then the would mean the victory would not have been so sweet the victory will be sweet very true one day I don't know where I'll be then Matt that's a big game Ohio State will be smiling. Oh, yeah, I don't know where all big true I might be up there But I'll be smiling the bug guys are tough. I fucking hate the bug guys

I wanted that for you so bad. I fucking hate the buck guys. I wanted that for you so bad. I hate those cock suckers. I saw them winning and I said holy shit dude. Last year sucked but it wasn't as bad because it was like they were better. Yeah, yeah. This year no name was better and still managed to fucking blow it dude. Fuck it.

That's all right. That's all right. They're gonna be back. Exactly. We're gonna win out. Dude. We got Duke this week. That's all right. That's all right. They're gonna be back. Exactly. We're gonna win out dude. We got Duke this week Let's go. Yeah, sink your teeth into the old fucking blue devils blue devils are fucking good this They really they might catch another alpha Now they're gonna take it out on the Duke blue devils. Yeah, so the levels think they're shit sweet this year really What are they ranked they bought fucked Clemson? Okay, they're

Blue devils tough they're fucked dude. I didn't know Duke had a good football team. They usually don't. Is it, it's a new thing? They do this here, which is nice. Is there a lot of like those type of teams that are just getting like better and better? Like is Duke getting better?

Is it just like a fluke team? I think it's a fluke team. Yeah. Everyone's like, these guys have fluke teams. Yeah, it's kind of tight actually. No names. Fff.

Yeah. This is, no names apparently really good. They should get, which one call it the coach? I think Notre Dame would go to the next level if they had Deon Sanders coach for them. I love Colorado football. If you don't like Colorado football, you're racist. Okay.

That's a class organization. But it's funny how everyone's trying to beat the fuck out of all these teams are trying to fucking destroy them. Yeah, that's because they're being dickheads. They're fucking assholes. They just got blown out there. They did because they were on the field before the game stomping on the fucking other teams logo. Like you're not going to get everybody in the country knew they're about to get rock. Oregon beat them. Yeah, Oregon. Yeah, dude. I do like a nice narrative like that though. I've been enjoying the drama of the Deon Sanders narrative. His son is very... His son's awesome. Fleshing bones playing QB. He's really good. It's going to be a movie in two years. The whole season is going to be a movie. Obviously, they're going to leave out the Oregon part.

We're going to go, nah, we did it. the white man was trying to hold us down we did it Colorado state was the white man. Do they're gonna state was the white Black wasn't it? Yeah, but he's a white guy played for Iowa. He was like number 45 Really? Yeah, I saw a picture of him. I saw his college picture. I was like dude. I'm cheering for Colorado state so That was fun ever I'm like the little bits of those games that I catch. I see the other coaches like fucking beat the shit out of this team. Cause they're getting all the shine. They're getting all the shine over Flash.

They're getting all the cat, which is, look, obviously it's cool. It is tight. And it's doing a lot of things. The coach knows they might be so excited. You know, the shades you get the Dion sports. I get the shit. He's his own sunglasses line. Of course. It's a fucking business genius. It's a business genius. He's know the shades you get the Dion sports. I get the shit his own sunglasses line of course It's a fucking business genius. There's a business genius. He's got the shades on. Yeah, it's I mean dude

It's gonna be fun his son is his literal creator player Literally created his player He's gonna take it. He's gonna do the old NCAA thing where you take him to the NFL Import him into the next in the Madden He's gonna do it and he's gonna go coach in the NFL. And that's where I think Neon's gonna run into some trouble. You think so? Because you can't buy a better team in the NFL. Yeah, true. You're gonna run into some weird white guys. I can link up with Jay Zeta. Autistic white guys. Bill Bell checks ass. Yeah, true. Guys that are retarded. Even what if what if Deon Sanders linked up with Jay Z. Autistic white guys. Bill Bellicaxz. Yeah, true guys that are retarded.

Even what if what if the out of the standards linked up with Jay Z and they just bought the best team ever? And the awesome. Pretty tight. Damn. There's gonna make a picket line. It's kind of sucks though, because then if you're just like a black dude or any other team, it's like damn dude, now I'm working for the man. Yeah. The black dudes are talking so much shit to that team when I'm watching it Oh, yeah, I can't fucking pussy that fucking you the on set Yeah, bitch as the on Santa's daddy whatever. I don't know what's being said like to be on Santa's bitch Yeah, it's fucking dead old ass daddy

That would be nice to fucking hit that quarterback me like go tell you fucking wow dad You don't wow, that's daddy. I hear what his old ass to bitch I edit the west part but So fucking funny Actually probably edit that whole thing cuz then it's gonna sound like I said a different word It was a homophobic, not racial swear. For the record. For the record I was being homophobic, not racist.

But I wasn't. To be fair, that's what probably would be set on the field. It'd be so nice to see. We're still working on cleaning up the talk on the field. Yeah. You think this is bad? Go to the field. The field's bad.

Those guys, I want to end cursing on the field. Forget about the concussions. I want to use that. There's some guys out there trying to get this. I see you're flagged for saying the N word on the field. You get flagged for saying the N word? Yeah, dude's like black dudes were getting flagged for saying the N word. I see a TV. I see a lot of F's. I see people saying F's out there.

You know, I see that. I watch the mouth thing. What this is? One too many F's. A lot of F's. I didn't know they're dropping N's out there. I mean, I guess that. I see. I watched the mouth. I mean, what this is one to many F's. A lot of F's. I didn't know they're dropping ends out there. I mean, I guess you're obviously they're dropping it. Charge up. You're in a dream. A dream-like state. You just knocks on whatever. You know what I'm saying? It's like, how you not going to scream that as a black dude? That's what I was definitely screaming. They left that out of the Pacific. That guy was howling that word the whole time. But then also the problem is if you're a black dude

and you tackle your opponent and you just drop a net on the field out of excitement and you get flagged, your brain, another ends coming up. Yeah. And then W. What? Flag me?

It's just a net running cycle. Yeah. And we kicked out in two seconds. it's just like the shock of being flagged by an old white guy for saying the N-word. You're like, oh, wait, hold on. Yeah. Hold on a second. It just slapped him in his face. Anyway, I do like it.

I was just supposed to go home. It was supposed to punch you in the face in a 7-11 because you said it in line. Yeah. Yeah. Colorado, the Colorado thinks funny. I watched the Colorado state Colorado game in a Dave and Busters in Miami. Did you really? Obviously the Dave and Busters was cheering very, very hard. I think the Colorado Buffaloes is a side up. Colorado Buffaloes. It's a side up to get old white every day in busters in America

that's their home page every day in busters goes wild for the buffalo it is a far it is a sia up dude I swear dude every white dude's like I love him it's like dude I know you don't with that white safety cheap shot at that player every white dude in America went I mean, that white safety, jeep shot at that player.

Every white dude in America went, that was a dirty play. That was a clean hit five years ago, but that's crap. I don't like that. It is funny. I mean, that is like a perfect story for right now in sports. Like everyone's watching it everyone's fucking Yeah, there's a more there's a Morgan duck fans this week It could be a Democrat's high up dude when I'm the elections coming in there trying to build up race racial tensions I think they're gonna be George Soros. He might be behind the car on Sanders son's death. A white linebacker is gonna fucking tackle the kill him

Like for a secure the future for our children And they're gonna go we can't have this anymore Bloody soil Did not see a high backers really kill us the linebackers for his car. I think it Are you are. Are you Korean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's going to tackles the Alexander son. What's his name? Shador. Shador, Shador, Shador. Shador, yeah. Go and tackle Shador. Shado, the two are right.

All right, the other son. I'm not sure. Shado. He's got Shado. What's Shado? A great book. He's got two sons on the team. Yeah. Dude, this is like, this is crazy.

And they're good. They're good as well. Yeah, they're probably fucking nasty. Yeah. Neon Deons or Della. Also, I was trying to, I was kind of, Neon had one year where he played for the Braves and the Falcons. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, he batted 307.

That's high, right? It's incredible. What? He batted above 300 for the Braves and was in all pro. He's the biggest freak. That's crazy. That's unbelievable. That's literally like Jim Thorpe.

That's like, that doesn't happen this century. I didn't know what you were talking about. Yeah, he's the, he was. Who else crossed over football on baseball? Was there anyone else? Bo Jackson. Bo Jackson, that's what I'm thinking of. It looks like he's been, he played baseball for like

the whole time he was playing football, he played baseball until like 2001. Damn, he's crazy. He definitely, I mean, I like to have a fantasy where he never played baseball growing up and was playing football. He was, I mean, I'd like to have a fantasy where he never played baseball growing up and was playing football. He was like, give me that fucking bat. Psh.

Give me that motherfucking bat. He's just cracked a ball. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Damn, I wish I was aware back then. I bet the white dudes in baseball were furious.

Neon was out there with like chains dominating. They're like, yeah, he might be good on the football field, but this motherfucker can't hit a curveball He's a big fan No, Phil Gilles of Neon Deon of Neon. Yeah, dude. Phil God. No, it's not a fake one like I was arguing with him Yeah, we had a couple we had a couple beers And I was trying to I was like fill shut up. I don't think he would fake the fan. He loves him Yeah, I mean it is exciting. I'm I get so I get sucked into I got sucked into Conor McGregor Yeah, big excitement hounds. I'm like oh, this would be great. Yeah, but he I watched him fall terribly

I went I saw him a Gregor fall the Gregory post these pictures that are His Instagram is insane right now. Well, that is no that's a nice retirement plan for someone that hard in the limelight It's like you just become ridiculous on the internet now. It's like dude. You're good for another decade She's still the man. He too. I mean undeniably But he's the source of so many good memes to What the fuck is that? He's, I don't know.

He does insane. I think he's posting thirst traps. Yeah, but all his followers are me. Maybe he's trying to change it. That's so good. What the party boy is part of. Oh, no, but he has like that weird his a little devilish sex smile. He does dude He does God damn, bro. No, he's definitely doing naughty things. He's a naughty man. No, he's doing very naughty stuff But I think neon deans clean dude. I don't think he drinks smokes

Hey, it's like true. Yeah, yeah, he's. Yeah, he's just like Trump. He's a Trump dude. He's black Trump. Yeah. All about winning. Dude, I don't see how Trump's gonna win again, dude. Everyone's talking Trump's gonna get it by a landslide. It's like, it's gonna be crazy if he comes back. We buttons retard it.

True. Buttons dead. Why dude, this is like a, it's like watching, like you know when you see the old movies of Godzilla and they're like Shittily built dinosaur It's got zilla first mechalodon it really is he was going dude. Why God's ill is back Lost in the second movie we need God's ill back. That should be his fucking song for the campaign

The puff diddy Godzilla Led Zeppelin song dude. Puff diddy Led Zeppelin. Denonant. Come with me. I thought that was so cool. I know. Everybody did. And then I saw the movie. The movie sucked ass. I was so buffed for that movie. Dude, I think that might have been the first like blockbuster movie as a kid that I saw that I was like this is a piece of shit If me and my friend me and my friend Phil left all day because I think the beginning of the movie that an old Japanese dude in bed and he would go

Come closer. There's hands kept doing this for some reason Come closer come closer and the guy lean anyone God chill and like just died Like back For like months after when we all went, come closer. Godchilla. Godchilla.

We laughed for like a year about that. Still funny, still. Obviously hilarious. If I hit him with one of those, he would laugh to this day. I don't know if the choice of Ferris Bueller for the guy is. Yeah. He's not really an action guy.

Didn't he become the Hulk too? No. Who became, oh that was fucking much other. Ruffalo. Ruffalo, I get those guys in the mix. I'm an awesome if it was Matthew Broderick. But... True.

Ruffalo would have been actually nasty. I was like, I was like, damn, he does good with the Hulk, but that's a whole different guy. Ruffalo is perfect for the fucking Hulk dude. Yeah, Hulk risk Godzilla would be so sick. Godzilla would fucking... That got his autistic eyes up. That fucking perked him right?

I mean, go ahead and say my never been thought of Hulk Godzilla. That's the Hulk dude. True, no, not many have. No one's thought of Hulk Godzilla yet. Not many have. To Hulk Godzilla is revolutionary. That's game changer right there.

There you go. Who I got? I think Godzilla. Barry's on dude. No, but the Hulk can only get more you get it's bigger to more mad he gets No way dude, he gets bigger the more He'd be fair. Oh, yeah, with all the other Avengers. Yeah, you know what they're gonna have to do to get get home They're gonna have to sit him down and watch Colorado

He's gonna be fucking 200 feet tall They're gonna go what are you mad about he's gonna be like 200 feet tall. They're gonna go, what are you mad about? He's gonna be like, no, I love Colorado. I think it's great what they're doing. Yeah, that was something when I first saw that narrative and watched the whole thing. I'm like, oh, this is great, dude. It's just so funny.

He's exactly what we need. Yeah, they just is what we needed. It's what he's gonna be. Colorado versus Nebraska. Thank you, God. Thank you for that gift. When is that that already happened? Oh, did.

All right. I don't need to play the Huskers. I don't know. Didn't play the Huskers yet. That's called it. They did. Yeah, I. They didn't play the Huskers yet. That's common. Yeah, they did. Yeah, I think Colorado played Nebraska already. They may have.

Yeah, there you go. Damn. Yeah. So what's Colorado sitting at what, like two losses on the three and one, four and one? Three wins, one loss, two. He's a loss to the ducks. They lost the, I was the only loss.

I was the beaten Nebraska. The BTCU, the beaten Nebraska, the Bicarado State. Yeah, they did win that. They lost to Oregon. So they're pretty good. They are good. Yeah, very good. Especially for a team that went,

Owen 12 or one and 11 last year. Damn, dude. Yeah. Why is he taking, he's picking on coach glory. He's got 11 11. Damn, dude. Yeah. Why is he taking on coach glory? He's got his kids out in the field. He's taking, he's turning around. He didn't really turn around. He literally got there and said,

first team meeting, he was like, I want everybody here to leave the team. You guys suck. I'm bringing in my own players. You guys suck. Damn. It was such a cool moment. He's fucking fired.

He kicked the kids off the team. He was like, you guys are pussy. He's get out of here. I'm bringing my bag with me, and it's Louis And everybody else to sit there and go that's cool That's crazy. That's so mean Yeah, I mean, I could yeah, so you're not in the argument, which is fair is like coaches get fired these kids just went one of them Get them out. Yeah, I mean, I could yeah, so you're not getting in the argument, which is fair is like coaches get fired these kids just went one and Get them out. Yeah, but then it becomes the NFL. It is the NFL now Yeah, now's the NFL because otherwise you do have to like a whole point is like getting a bunch of low down kids And being like I hadn't seen some kids as bad as you making them do a thousand jump jacks and then being like

Sorry, one of your moms died. Let's all play for her. Yeah. And then they all turn around. They are nasty. That could have worked. That's what I want it. That would say he's all business. It's strictly business. He's strictly business.

He was just like, get off. You guys just get off the team. Those guys must be furious. Cause they can't walk around their cool sweatpants anymore on campus. No, they all did transfer. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. All right. I was

gonna rock a ton of buffalo gear. That was my plan. I was gonna come here. I'm so funny. I'm decked in buffalo gear. I mean, I'm look. I saw camera. I am being a hater. That's what it is. It's it is a magnetic a force that I mean, it's going to attract haters. You can't you can't operate like that. Neon says you got me. and I think I'm the only vocal hater I don't think anyone's come out and been like dude. This is not cool It's kind of annoying Yeah, I figured that when I first saw it I was like oh, that's gonna get people's goats. Yeah, just the flashery of it all That's what organ was like flash you know, no name fan dude. Exactly. You got be humble and lose I think the call the Colorado State coach basically said that Oregon was like flash it another name fan dude exactly got be humble and lose

I think the Colorado State coach basically said that he was like yeah, it's all it's all social media posts It's all this we're gonna know that's the organ coach like they do it for clicks. We do it for I forget Oh dude that should that I was like he did it on camera. So he was doing it for clicks They're he can shut up. It's so nice. So to be like yeah,, they're all flash. We're more like in those in the dirt, grid iron. Yeah. So Oregon, Oregon does exactly what Colorado does. Good. Yeah.

They're just as all they do is by players. Yeah. With the new NIL, they're whatever. You can just literally just be on. Yeah. That's pretty tight though. The game was good. Like, I remember watching Colt football and being like, yeah, you can tell like it's way different in the NFL

It's my looks like I'm watching the NFL now kind of yeah, it's there's still people making huge mistakes Yeah, like having 10 guys on the field The amateur level is still there Dude's just fucking up There's no today in play Buffalo Just fucking up Believe No, no, no, no They play

Literally my join the Nazi pain party You have to go to a bunker Yeah, I have to be a bad pay for money ball Yeah, it's driving I cannot watch this It's gonna I mean no name is basically gonna it's Caleb Williams place for USC He's a cool and flashy quarterback is you really one the high's been last year. He's gonna he's a honk

Wait, no, I'm thinking of it. Who's the guy now Brady on Notre Dame? Yeah, Sam Harmon. He's a dream He's a good Dream now USC as a quarterback. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna he's gonna get us. Yeah, true. Fuck dude, I had a, I, this actually made me laugh really hard. I was on the plane. Sorry. I can't be doing this. Talk about being racist watching football. I know. It is funny though. Yeah. What's not like, uh, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It is a thing though. You see it. And it's like, they're playing with potent forces, dude. I'm watching this.

I'm watching the narrative play in this world. So I'm like, oh, they're setting up a fucking pressure. I'm an organ. Here comes organ. What's fucked up? Because now you have a team now who's like, it's, it's not like a political agenda. It's like it becomes it somehow, not like a political agenda,

but it's like, it's racial. It's a racial component to the game now, where it's like, I was feeling bad for those black guys who aren't on the buffaloes. So I'm like, damn, dude, that's fucking bullshit. Yeah, it's like, well, Muhammad Ali did the Joe Frazier. Yeah, true, yeah, he's like, for real. Everyone was like, you're not,

but it's like, he's so much black in Muhammad Ali. I meant Joe Frazier's the blackest dude of all time. Joe Frazier's black is hell. But that's what happened. They started, that was Colorado. Muhammad Ali was Colorado and everybody dude was like, come on Joe. Beat his fucking ass.

Anyway, Limerid, do you have any other terrible opinions? What else are you working on? Dude, I don't have any terrible opinions. You got one, That was one. No, no, no, no. I was, I was thinking about that senator who was getting groped and I was like, yo, yeah, which is getting fun. Dude, that's fun.

Yeah, she's a good lady. It's a nice lady. They were saying she's like really, what, like pure tanical or like pushing like conservative Christian values on people and she was getting her titties touched. That's conservative and Christian. Was it her husband? Doesn't matter. Oh boy, long term boyfriend. I don't, yeah, I I've watched it. Nothing wrong with. I've watched the clip many times dude. The clip is crazy.

You get her tits rubbed at the dinner. Yikes. I gotta say it's pretty awesome. I didn't like the exit. What was the exit? They could add a little more class on the exit. They were leaving like, fat kids. Oh, they did. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. She would. I think her excuse was that she was high energy. Something crazy. She's like, yeah, I'm just high energy sometimes and too much for people. That's awesome. Yeah. It's got high energy. I get my touch rubbed it shows. Vaping in Tits rubbed. Rubbin. She was rubbing bird too. She was rubbing the... She was in the...

She rubbed the country's bird. That was her rubbing the nation's bird because I swear to God, you were to thought, my bird was getting it. I was watching that going, oh, what's her name? My mirror neurons kicked in, I went, oh, it's just like she's rubbing my bird.

I'm sorry, Sean, what was it? Yeah, Lauren Bober. I think she just put herself on the map. Oh, what a fucking big dude. I think she put herself on the map. Oh, what a fucking big dude. I think she put herself on the map. She's got a little moon face. Yeah. There's another senator who has like a only fans too.

Really? Yeah. She's like a active, I don't think she's a pub, but she has like an active only fans. And she's like in Congress or something or Senate. These people are fucked. The fucking guns and fucking upleg allegiance to the flag.

Just a gun and a holster. I got a, I was going, get your tits rubbed, this fucking, this lady needs to go. I was going through my Instagram thing. There was a lady who was doing, first of all, there's a world of Instagrams of just dudes being like,

your wife doesn't want to hear about blah, blah, blah. And you should maybe take your time to do the thing, you know, do the chores, all right, buddy. And like, dude, I get them all the time. My wife sends me, like, oh, that guy's a fucking dork. Stop sending me the shit. So then I was scrolling through my thing and I found a lady who was just out sweeping a front porch

and she was like, here's things you should do for your husband. When he comes home, smile. He doesn't want to hear about your problems for the first time in a year. Dude, I'm like, oh my God, I'm laughing. I'm like, yes, dude. And so I'm like, yo, check this out. Because the comments are all people being like,

fuck you, you fucking bitch man. You're brainwashed, you're crying for help. And dude, it's dudes, too. There's a lot of dudes who are like geeked on gender roles right now who are like, yeah, right. Why does he have to, why do you have to clean just because he's at work? That's not my wife makes more money than I do It's like it's brown brother show the fuck Oh, that's what you're sorry. Yeah, that's why you're a little baby Dude and it was it's thousands of comments of being like you're a fucking bitch fuck you and dude

Literally all she's saying is like my house. I just I just try to love him as much as I can try not to get worried of all the bullshit It was very funny. What there's a lady going there was a lady going around Who was that lady? Her name's Pearl Yeah, Pacey lady telling everybody just yeah That was a good one you like that lady what who would just some like Manosphere lady. Oh, I think I know you're talking about hitting those around. It's like, women are sluts now.

It's like, sick. Yeah, it was, I didn't know how many dudes are out there policing like feminist ideals on Instagram. I saw that and was like, what the fuck? Good, good comments. Yeah, it was, it was, dude, it was, it's pretty wild. I'm like, yeah, right. Yeah, just, I don't care at all of them.

I, it was, they're a version of the fucking buffalo. I don't care at all that my it was their version of the fucking Buffalo. I don't care at all that my wife makes. What is it? I'm happy. I'm happy to stream up. I'm happy to try like we're coaches where 10 chains on the sideline. I like when the coaches think they're more important than their whole team. I think that's cool. I like when a coach definitely doesn't care about the University of your teamies on and we'll leave in a fucking second.

I don't think makes me happier than treating up for my wife. I have to. She has a long day at work and I mean, I just, I think it's very cool. I don't care what anything is like, dude, why the paragraph? I'm on this thing. I'm watching this video going, oh, one more on Deon. They tricked me on one. What? 60 minutes got me with some clickbait. Well, they get you with they were like 60 minutes to the thing on Colorado. They're like the best coach of all time. Dion Sanders And they're like They interviewed him and they were like

Dion, who's the best coach in college football? And he's like, y'all got a mirror around here And that was the clip they showed. And I was like, this fucking dickhead. I know, I watched it and he did that joke. And then he was like, it's Nick Saving. Like he was just like, all right. That's funny. I'm an asshole.

What? They tricked me. They did that on purpose. Dude, they're fucking doing that shit on purpose. It's all like it's like becoming click baiting and kind of charged. But it's also, I mean, how can you not? That's a story generator. It's gonna boost ratings like crazy.

He's getting eyes on coach football again. He's been coach for Polk's Siding. He is. He's making a great game. I do like that. Yeah, true. I also do enjoy that he is basically playing NCAA in real life. He's black Trump, dude.

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going to go back to the show back to the show and we're not playing more combat. Also poor Jackson State. He just left them. Who's Jackson State? Oh, he just bounced on Jackson. He got it. He went to his first coaching job as a historically black college. He again, he did the same thing there. He brought in all these fucking sick ass players. They were awesome. And then as soon as he got the Colorado job, he brought all those players. Yeah. There's a left Jackson state. True. He took it. He took all the good players. He took the whole thing. He took all the good players. He took the whole thing. He took the whole thing. He took all the, he

went to Boulder. You want to eat a Boulder right now? Yeah, he's in Boulder, Colorado, dude. I mean, that's yeah. It's funny watching because I have watched like cuts in the fans and it is just all white checks. Just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cool. That was something that I think of my fans. Yeah, I saw cuts in the fans and I was like, whoa, oh my god. Yeah, those in Avalanche They rush the field it looked like a fucking avalanche They rush the field after they beat dogs shit Colorado State they were third 30 point favorites The refs bailed them out. Colorado State was playing their hearts out. They were thirty point favorites. The refs bailed them out. Colorado State was playing their hearts out.

They were, dude. I thought they were the better team at first. And I was watching them. They were the better team Matthew, you're right. They looked good. I was a damn... Also, sat in the tone with that fucking cheap shot that injured their best players. That's dirty. That's bullshit.

I don't like it. Oh, dude. I... I was sitting there on the plane. I was watching. I brought the whole fam obviously to Rochester. I'm on the plane. Brittany's reading on her kindle. And I was just sitting next to her and I'm looking over. I'm just fucking bullshit. She's reading. I'm like, I'm starting to look at it. And I'm like, I'm reading along. I'm like, yeah, okay. And I'm slowly start going. And the sentences are kind of tight. I guess this guy's got a good way of sense

It was my book. I didn't realize she's reading my book. I was hate reading my own book Me like fuck the fuck kind of bullshit is this? I think it was like a murder mystery. I'm going sentence structures. All right All right, and I'm like wait a second. That's Kind of familiar and I was like that's my fight. I was like my fucking book guys good. No wonder I love this shit I got hit with the reverse of this my ladies been watching a lot of 90 day fiance again Oh, I come in a month to fuck you watching this is dumb They watch it for 10 minutes. Oh, dude. You're done next time like I put on episode five I can we got to watch the reunion episode

They get those shows are so addicted so good dude. I yeah, I've gotten sucked into a lot of them. As soon as I come in I'm like, it's so dumb and I'm like, wait a second. So his brother was a vampire in a past life. I'm gonna put it on. I have to see it. Yeah, that was very amusing to me to start hating on my own shit and being like, this is bullshit. I started reading it going. That's a good sentence. I like the way this is flowing. And I go, wait a second. God dammit, it's my book. Yeah, I had to beef with the fucking, I'm beefing with Airbnb's right now too, man. I had, dude, the last place I was at,

I know I had to do that. Go to Airbnb's. On the road, hotels are. Hotels are nice, but when you have the, I bring, You got to check in, you got to look at your email, you got to do all that, I don't know. I brought the whole squad, I don't do any of it.

Bernie does all of it. So it's like, we have a whole, because if you do hotels with kids, you got to look at your email, you got to do all that, I don't know. I brought the whole squad, I don't do any of it, Brittany does all of it. So it's like we have a whole, because if you do hotels with kids, it kind of sucks. That's got to blow us. You can't move. Or you got to rent like two rooms, it's just a payday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you get the Airbnb, they have their own rooms,

it's kind of nice, but I even thought I would prefer, even if I was just by myself, like me and one other person, Airbnb versus like, cause you could go outside, there's a little fire pit you can like it's nice But dude Texas we went to an entire whole family went to an Airbnb pulls green So I had to call the guy being like bro, you know your pulls green right like it's like whoa Well they all bullshit around like well, yeah, but I mean like I don't know

Maybe like it's just kind of like the way it's looking. I'm like now looking at your neighbors pool, dude It's fucking yeah crystalline blue dude your pools fucked up. Oh, I guess I'll send a pool guy out never does and I'm like no looking at your neighbors pool, dude. It's fucking yeah crystalline blue dude your pools fucked up Oh, I guess I'll send a pull guy out never does and I'm like whatever so I was like, you know I'm not gonna be a ratings brat let it go We get the Rochester they have a backyard which they described as an oasis by the way paradise or oasis I forget it's fucking it was a gravel back yard like a gravel circle with a big fire pit Gravel backyard like a gravel circle with a big fire pit fucking nice Pictures were beautiful. Mike can't wait to light fires out there. It's gonna be awesome We get there fucking four foot high weeds now. I'm just like you can't even sit in the chair

No, it's far from an oasis. So they're sticking up through everywhere So I'm like bring it give me a ladies number I called her. I'm like dude your backyard is fucked It's a plate. Lee as I could I was like dude like this is kind of bullshit We guys hoping like light fires and shit and dude she starts going well Yeah, like our gardener stops like taking care of that area after the summer And I was like no these weeds and I hit her with like ice a landscape lady I was like these weeds have been growing here for like three months or this tall. This didn't just sprout up every night She goes, okay, well like yeah, I just never had a person have a problem with that

I'm like oh, so now I'm being ridiculous. I guess I'm being ridiculous and picky. She was like, I'm not saying that. I'm like, well, you said that no one else had a problem except for me, which I naturally implies that I'm the one being ridiculous. I didn't say that at all. And then she started hitting me with the next level. It's like the girlfriend stages of grief. Then she started going, well, I just wanted it to be perfect. She started doing like, you know, feel so much. She did like, you're ridiculous. Feel sorry. I was having like a girlfriend argument with this lady. Now like feel sorry for me because I tried so hard to make it perfect.

And like, I just like, I just didn't do it. And I'm like, look, just get someone over here. I'm sure you have someone to come to them come pull them on. I'm not going to, you know, slash the rating just, come on. This bullshit is not what it looked like. I've been getting crushed with pictures and coming up. And it's just like these guys just buy Airbnb's and they, she was out in fucking like California.

They think they can just like, let them go to shit and be like, what? So it was like, dude, come on, like, do your fucking job. So then dude, she was like, I'm gonna send someone over, but they're not a professional, is that okay? And I'm like, dude, we're pulling fucking weeds.

If you ever done anything in your life, you're pulling weeds, you can have crackads and children do this dude I Just get paid a penny per piece of crabgrass dude. We grab my cousins and we pull weeds all the time So she's like I'm gonna send someone she's not a professional. I fucking hate it pulling weeds pulling weeds fucking Bullets fucking thorny ones dude. I hated those ones dude. We were I actually started this. Oh fucked up It was I got there. I'm like I'll just pull them out and I'm like it's gonna take like two hours I'll just like fuck this like oh, that's why I called the lady.

She sends over this like, lady in her 40s. Who, I couldn't get a good read on her, but. That's a good move. That makes you feel even worse. No, I didn't feel it, I was. We got an old lady to come to the yard work. I was neon, dude, I was with my shades. She was washing, she was going, tough dude,

strictly business, strictly business. This is Colorado football, dude, strictly business dude. It's a college out of football dude. It's a strictly business dude. So I'm saying, they're pretty, it was on my case being like, well, I mean, I'm like, dude, fuck that. Where I'm lighting fires as fire pit. This lady is little fucking brat from California. Is there a learning lesson? So she called her point person.

It was like, this 40 year old lady came over with a minor light. Like, we're like, fucking three to have a, we had a, we had a, we had a, we had a call her off my dude, go home, you're good. Yeah.

She did a hell of a job. We'll give it to her. But dude, the lady was out of their mind. Into the, we at like the darkness of the night was out there and she seems more Colorado state. She's totally

Colorado. She's hard nose. She's hard. I take my glasses and hat off when I talk to parents because I have respect. She had to fight a light on, was out there and like she went ham on this thing.

She started weeding the whole fucking place and it was just like one little area. That's why we had to call her off and dude I took a picture of before and after and I was like just so you know, this is what it looked like, this is what it was supposed to look like, just so you have like a, because she's trying to hit me with after

before the lady came, she goes, yeah, and I talked to, I'm gonna send someone over, but I talked to some other people, and they said that's actually common for the area. I'm like, it's common in Rochester, New York, to stone a garden area with a fire pit and let weeds grow everywhere within it.

And I'm like, okay, lady, that's a common practice. I gave her a pencil made in New York. That's a common practice. I can't even pencil me. Now in New York, and you guys have totally different custom around walled gardens and weeds. You just like to have them pop up everywhere. You build gardens so weeds can emerge and block chairs. Dude, that one fucking sent me to the stratosphere. That should.

It fucking killed me. You should be mad. I was, dude, I wouldn't shut up. I bothered everybody about anyone I saw, I go, you're from Rochester, right? Should Ed fucking killed me you should be mad. I was dude. I wouldn't shut up. I I bothered everybody about anyone I saw I go you're from Rochester right? Let me ask you a question You guys grow weeds in your fucking patio's like no, what do you mean? I'm like, yeah, I knew that fucking lady was full of shit full shit lady Dude, I know it wasn't a cost to try to hit me with that. That's normal for the area. I said what are normal weeds growing? If they're fucking universal Yeah, I just hit her with the before and after I said there you go. Good job. Thank you. I had to delete the first before because I started laughing while I was

filming. It was so crazy. I was like, that was, I was fucking, I had to delete that and do another one. It's great. I'll show you the before and after. I see this before. I'm gonna go through a wall. It's dude. You're gonna fucking freak if you see the before and after. I mean, dude, these guys are doing everyone's in my, everyone I know is like, I want to do Airbnb. So I'm gonna go through a wall. It's dude. You're gonna fucking freak if you see the before and after I mean dude all these guys are doing everyone's in my everyone I know it's like I want to do Airbnb So I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that. It's like tell you what that we we do Airbnb in that lake house We got mm-hmm my family. I don't like what do you mean? I don't like being an owner an Airbnb owner Yeah, I hate it. It's a fucking hassle. It's a weird thing to like get a house and then be like all right I can make some money off this. I'll, I'll Airbnb it.

And then he would sent everyone that comes in and stays there. Oh, yeah. Like, what are they doing in there? They're probably jizzing on all my shit. Shit. It would say, oh, everybody's jizzing on all your shit. Oh, yeah. Fake time.

So, I told my fucking family, I was like, don't Airbnb this house. Yeah, don't let them get in. We're gonna bring all the kids in. They're gonna be playing around just every, it's in the poke nose. It's literally just for bachelor parties to bring in disgusting horrors. Yeah, this is true. There have been, how long has it been Airbnb before? I don't know. Dude, look at that fucking shit. Look how crazy that is. That's outrageous. It's insane. That's a good Rochester backyard though.

It's beautiful, dude. That's what I told you. That's a custom. Oh, sure. Oh, as I told him, you have such a nice, dude. And I was like, I have a junk yard. I quoted it.

It's supposedly in Oasis. That's the fucking finished prod. Lady, that lady went nuts. That minion went, dude, we had to pull her off. My wife was like, go out there and tell her she's done. I was like, I'm cooking. I'll do it in a second. She's like, go out now. She wants to go home to her family And I'm like how do you fucking know that you guys stop bringing your family on the road dude?

It's not it is nice. It's not so nice dude. It's fun. It's so fun crazy dude It's it's wild if I what I do is I do two weekends a little time dude. You got a fucking go hang No, it's nice because I do one weekend It's nice if real do one weekend. Can't be nice by saying it's nice. It's nice. If we're having a wife and kids on the road, it's so nice. It's so close. That does blow. I know. Look, I love Colorado. And that's nice. I agree.

Because you get to break up the trips. If I do three, sometimes I'll do three weekends, I get to take the whole fam to one weekend and alleviate. So I can see the other one. Yeah, and then I can go enjoy the one by myself because I go we just were together the whole time now. I'm gonna have me time. That does make sense. It's like a nice. It's like a It's like a vaccine. Also, they're gonna get a good shot with and you oh, yeah, she's gonna get tired of it. That'll be nice That let you go. I want to keep going the road because we're gonna drive home from Rochester. That was a thing. We did both Maya does love it. Dude, she fucking loves. Yeah, a little kid loves my work. She's in the

green. I'll bring it early shows. She'll sit in the green room. Loves it, dude. Crushin' nachos, watching fucking uh, yeah, that's shit rules. Oh, she watching, uh? Gabby's dollhouse on TV just being like, this is your work, is this sick you should ever? I'm like, yeah, rules. Yeah. That's fun. But dude, what's tough is you get home at like 12-1, get woken up at like fucking 6-20 in the morning with a kid in the pack and play, if you're on up, up,

up, you just like try to ignore them, I'm like, show them up, go back to sleep. And then you like, you feel your wife moving, and you just go totally dead, you just like try to ignore them. I shot up about to sleep. And then you like you feel your wife moving. You just go totally dead. You go. I can play possum so well. Yeah. Because she'll I'll feel her leg hit me.

And I just go, I just go totally dead in the world. And then it's a battle. It's a battle of the will. That's a battle of the will. Then you just go like, well, it's a game of chicken. You just go, it's like a game of it's a trying of the will that you just go like well, it's a game of chicken. You just go it's like a game of It's a trying for the will You play a game of neglect chicken you yeah

You gotta go I'm working get up. This is my job. Yeah, dude. No, I had a hard night. I need that Yeah, it's it's fun. It was honestly it was a good time. But it is a lot, dude. We had a drive home from the ROG yesterday. I was telling you. We got stuck in the airport. Four hours in the airport. We got stuck in the airport for four hours. Luckily, Rochester Airport does rule.

They have our, like an arcade there by Street Fighter and shit. That was nice. That was nasty as hell. I ate spicy beef jerky and played Street Fighter in his part. Chloe and his strollers just like check it out. Yeah, that's what you should be doing. Beat my eyes, fucking ass. And then,

you're hooked. Looked their ass out loud. There's no easy wins, dude. I let her win the second game, Garden. You let her win? I let her win the last game. Did she win? She did not win, I let her do.

Gardini, get it, get it. I beat her ass so fucking bad. It sounds like Matt's horse feet, not too far. I beat her ass the first match. I did not see the first match. He was in some way talking to his girlfriend, like, I'm so, so fucking bad. Sounds like Matt's horse feet. I beat her ass the first match. I did not see the first match. He was in some way talking to his girlfriend. Like, I'm so sorry. I'm over here.

I was beating my daughter's ass as street fighter. And then I felt bad. I said, I let her win the last match. But I did whoop her ass the first time, dude. Like badly. You're nice at those games. I don't believe it. I don't believe that she won. She did. I did. I let her win. I did let her. Cause I beat her so badly. She got bombed and I went guard dogs. Dude, guard dog. Do I have to beat

her ass in street fighter? Don't make me do that again, dude. I was like, what was the guy's name for the Pacific theater? Bastel. I was bass alone, dude. And I had Chun Lee, which is my nastiest street fighter character, and it was crazy. Oh, no more combat came out. Did it? We might have to cop. We should download and play. We have to.

We could play Mortal Kombat. We'll see if my daughter beat me in Street Fighter. I think that's a good tell. I think that's a good tell. I whooped her, dude. And then I went, okay, she got all bummed out. I'm gonna play Jack's, by the way, because. The what? I just love

Not racist Just cuz I don't like Colorado style doesn't mean I'm racist you do love jacks. I love jacks is bronze arms I when I try to do to my I was like you're the girl and I was chun Lee I tried to convince her that she was chun Lee and I beat her As with chun Lee thinking she beat me and she somehow figured out she wasn't Chun-Lay. And I was like, I lost and I was like, well, that's what happens. That's true. That's what happens when you step into the fucking girls rule. So bad. Yeah.

Again, I let her beat me when Garti and he finally came around. I said, where the fuck have you been, dude? I wanted to play with you. He was ball-baby in the sub-bomb. You lucky Fogel didn't come out. He was like, oh, another little baby. There's a little logo for the record. I was a Dunkin Donuts. No, it's not so. Oh, he was a, he was a dog. I bet he was a dog. I ate some way. Full transparent. I ate some way

two weeks ago. Did you know? Some way rules, dude. So I used to love the chicken sandwich that the soggy O cheese, whatever it's called? Yeah, I'll see how I go, soggy O cheese. Sagi O cheese, dude. Sagi O cheese on the bread. Oh my God. I look like the sweet onion teriyaki. Do you really? I'm a sweet onion teriyaki man.

You're a mad man. A lot of people would think I am. A lot of people think I am a bit of a mad man. Yeah. Oh my God. But yeah, then we drove home after four hours in the airport. We drove home four hours of it. You're fucking babes. It's stuck in the airport and it's just pure question mark over the head.

What are we going to take off? I'm like, I don't fucking know. Literally, spas and airports every day. Oh my God. Dude, you're on the internet every day. Like, I don't get me on the flight. We saw me in Cardini. We witnessed a primo nerds pass on the plane. We got on the plane. We got on the plane. And we backed up a little bit like,

oh, hold on guys, something fucked up with blah, blah, blah. The first they said was the weather and Philadelphia. And I go, oh, fuck our steering wheel is fucked up. They didn't tell us who it was that we had a mechanical issue. And then And then there's this guy had a steam deck full mask. It was like Librage, K95 mask. And then he took his, he had like noise canceling headphones, pop him one up from the steam deck, heard the announcement, it's what.

He started stewing and the guys again, we actually do have to pull back up and de-play and he went, fuck, and slapped his eye, it was crazy. Wow. Slap his iPhone, it was like, fuck. And then it kept being like, and he was so fun. I was sitting really right next to him. We were relishing in his nerd rage. I get so pumped when they tell us to de-board, like it's gonna be two hours.

I'm like, all right, I guess I have to drink.board like it's gonna be two hours. I'm like all right I guess I have to drink I wasn't gonna drink What else am I good? I go get fucking wrecked. I'm like yes, D.A. Yeah, he was not looking to get wrecked. He was looking to get No, I have to get wrecked and mash his boner into the mattress or something I don't know what he was up to that's actually pretty enjoyable. I mean I was trying to figure out like what the fuck I'm just going to the breastfeeding area and jack off I mean I was trying to figure out like what the fuck is going in the breastfeeding area jack off

You got into the breastfeeding pod and fucking jizz why not you technically I'm saying we should be able to fap they can pump we can't pump. Yeah, dude. We can't go fat. I'm about the pump We should be able to fab. Just waiting in line with other women. Just 20. Part of me. Part of me. Excuse me. I reserved 10 minutes.

I reserved this part. Dude, they get nasty. Women start to knock on it. If you're in that thing, like, another mom comes behind, like, you know, like, occupied and they're just like, fuck. There's only one of them in there. That must be wild.

Some women don't give a fuck about breastfeeding. Yeah. But if you're one of those ladies, it's like, there's got to be a ton of women there like it's kind of weird to breastfeed in public. Well, sometimes it's for the kid more so because the baby is distracted because the baby starts looking around

if you can isolate them, they'll start suck that titty. They haven't learned, they haven't learned yet that you should suck that titty no matter what. They start going, what's that? What's this? It's like, bro, that's titty. Dude, look at the only one on the titty. Suck that titty, bro. What do you know? Is it crazy this like bro that's all me on the titty something that titty bro what are you doing you crazy you dumbass you don't know anything do you mean Duncan's on the phone crime did you cry on the airport absolutely that I was

he's spiced I cried Saturday night dude I'm gonna book out across that go on. I could have cried, dude. We're being time wise. 54. Yeah, damn, I knew it. We were writing on 20 of you. We were fucking red zone, baby. Don't talk about the red zone. Come on, Irish. Also, Vince Vaughn is Vince Vaughn. Yeah. Just the absolute man. He's the bro. The whole time he was like, come on baby, it's the Irish. Get excited. Look, he's just Vince Vaughn.

That's so fucking funny. Damn, he loves Notre Dame football as well. Yeah. Obviously. Obviously he's a fucking patriot. Fucking obviously dude. Fuck. Yeah, Notre Dame football is fucking pretty tight.

Someone was asking me, is your family like it? I'm like, yeah, just because they're Irish. Yeah, that's my favorite game. They always try to get you. Did you tell another school you're a fan of Notre Dame? They're always like what's just out of curiosity? What's your connection? Yes, they love to just be like what could you just like them because he's like shut up. What do they try? What's the what's the like I know people that don't have a brain. the haters. Yeah, what are the, the haters and the losers love to say,

you're just, why do you like Notre Dame? I can't imagine liking them. Why, I don't understand. It's not from there, you didn't go there. So what? Yeah, it gives a fuck, it's worth. It's like the values. I love the values.

Hey, like the values of the team. And they're the Irish. I love the values. Yeah, I was Native American, my favorite team would be the Washington Redskins. The Washington Redskins. The generals. The commanders. There had to be some Native Americans do though. Like this is kind of nasty. Like the Braves and ass definitely. I think so. Floor State Seminole's dude. They love it. Yeah, that was like the Seminoles didn't

get their names. They were pumped. Did. Yeah, the blessings. The summons are like, this is sick. This rules. You named them literally after us. Yeah. Cleveland Guardians. True. What are they named watching? Is it the Washington Pilgrims? Commander, they should have changed it to just the fucking

conkeys to doors. Yeah. Where the Washington conkeys to doors. Mm-hmm. Well, I've been reading that in the polling book. I Been reading that Napoleon book. I'm I finally got to the part where that he gets a little nasty, dude Does he he got a little nasty down in Egypt? Did he really he got a little nasty down the way? You don't start fucking the executing people. Why? He's nasty boy, dude

I was like you guys didn't build the pyramids aliens did Yeah, shot a fucking cannonball at it. It was like, the stones were sound. Yeah. He, uh, now you had to, you had to pack with the boys, he captured on me beat him. And they're in the Middle East at the time it was like a tradition, you would just be like, all right,

we'll never fight again. Yeah. Let's go, we're done. That's a deal. Oh. And then they came back and fought again. He was like, all right, well now I'm going to execute all you. Oh, in the middle, he was following Middle Eastern customs.

You know, I captured, he captured a flag and was like, I captured the flag, go, all right, everybody go home. We're not even going to take your arms. Damn, what if some guy was just throwing a rocket, his wife, and mist and hitting the pulley, and that could have been the whole thing? Good, fine amount. And then in the pulley, he cocked one of his officers, dude. What?

This is a rough one. Down in Egypt? Yeah. Down in Club Egypt. He was down in Club Egypt. He was ladies night, dude. He found out Josephine was back home having a little trist.

He said, okay. He said, I can't get cocked. Yeah, that's the only way you can stop a cock is to cock one of your friends, your best friend. And then cocked one of his, an officer. He said, he was like, you gotta go back to France and tell him we're doing good. Oh, he passed the bug along.

And then he sent the guy back to France, the guy got turned around by the British. They sent him back. He comes back, he finds his babe in the palace. Oh no. His wife, he's like, what are you doing in the, you're doing in the pleasure palace. Oh, no, his wife. He's like, what are you doing? In the, you're doing the pleasure, palace. Oh, what the fuck? That's so shitty. That's funny. A British guy was like, turn around, go back.

Your wife is fucking Napoleon. Yeah, that's crazy. I do. You're a fought forever. They just battled each other. Non stop. Yeah. Well, they got to take up arms against each other again. I need to see Britain just battle France. They kind of are, but yeah, are they? No, not not England France, but you know, Russia and Ukraine. True. True. Yeah, true. I need to see the OG and you want to see the originals, British Germany, Germany, France. Germany got so activated

What were they doing triggered they got fucking triggered as hell the fuck were they doing I have no idea They got fucking fucking dickheads. They spazed. I mean dude they were they were Pretty fucking dumb everyone was pretty dumb back then the guy just fucking came up with a pretty cool story He was like check out these old ancient myths. Do you or these guys? Yeah, they're like, obviously, yes. I know. I knew I was a Viking. Yeah. Well, that was everyone's, everyone's a world for you back then was ethnocentric. Into the 1940s. It was, I'm German. I live in Germany. German people are the best. Then you would shoot other guys and be like, yep, knew it. Or you'd lose and be like, that was cool, shit. We just got ripped off. Yeah, we got them Jews

Somebody must have fucked us. There's no way we lost. I was the organizing principle. It's the rafts, dude true That was the organizing principle of like pretty much life They're like we're X X is the best and everyone fought each other and we're like I don't know where above that This is we're slowly getting out of it Meaning maybe never maybe we'll die. I won't blow up in a big bomb, but yeah, we could all blow up in a big bomb We're not that far away from world or two. Yeah Yeah, for real There's there's a big I read a lot about that how the technology grows so much but inside sadly we don't yeah

Tard how do you what do you do about that? Gardee it's also interesting about like you got to use technology to cry don't get I swear you're at subway I Wish you a subway You would have summoned him. He was in a sandwich and pulling his pants out being like nice dude. I fucking lost. I've lost inches too. Not your penis. I'm talking about. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. big hubble blue about it being like no he's not gay. That's just a matter of why we're talking to you. What's wrong with that? You think him and Michelle have evolved to that point where they have maybe opened it up for a little bit of same sex play? They are that liberal. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. It's time to be Paulie.

Yeah, dude. The only time I take off my mask is what I'm about to kiss a man. Dude, my wife says I did. Well, my wife kissed me the okay, the kiss a man, I go thanks babe. I love the tongue kiss you guys. Dude, thanks babe. Oh, I love tongue kiss you guys. Dude, that's the only reason I take my mask off. Would you kiss me on the end?

For sure, if my wife said it was okay, obviously. Obviously my wife gave me the pass. The first lady gave me the pass, dude, I'd be like, oh, thank you, Dion. I was telling Gardini the bar, we went to a bar after the last show and the bartender had a mask on. I was telling him he was wearing it

because I was blowing two fatt fat clouds in my weed pen. Get it put on the K95. Dude I mean see people were breaking those back out and trying to start the party back up and it's like dudes. I can use one dude up and six. Six. I got the COVID twice the last month. I've diarrhea COVID I think. You have diarrhea COVID. Tony that was one of the last month. I've diarrhea COVID I think.

You have diarrhea COVID? Tony, that was one of the early things. That's a symptom, dude. You get every single thing was a symptom of COVID at the beginning. I'm so happy I got diarrhea COVID this time. I wanted it, dude. I got the respiratory shit last time. I was like, why the fuck?

Diary of COVID, it's nice. Yeah, it'd been awesome. Taking fucking fat diarrhea is nice. Imagine two weeks out of work. I'm not sure if the fuck it's raw. My butt's raw, brother. That sucks. It's all right. We had a bidet in the place. That was Oso sweet for the diaries. fat diarrhea is not imagine two weeks out of my bucket's role my butts were all brother that sucks it's all right we had a bidet the place that was oh so sweet for the night is sweet for my sweet re

fucking god I got to watch what type of rear we talking are we talking like when you it's like sick dog everywhere sick dog diarrhea like the fuck is on the side of my ass yeah dude it's bad it's it's pretty bad I got to see Brittany try bidet for the first time not gonna lie it's on the side of my ass. Yeah, dude, it's bad. It's pretty bad. I got to see Brittany try a bidet for the first time. Not gonna lie, it's weird to do the disclosure. I got hard. I was watching and do the bidet and I got, I got to excuse myself. I'm getting erect.

Like someone about the situation. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool. Dude, total disclosure. I guess that is cool. I guess that is cool. I'm full of this code on this episode. I gotta be honest, dude. I guess that is hot watching Lady on a bidet. I didn't know I liked it until I said, I mean, I could have, if I had a guess.

Yeah, as soon as you said it, I understand I like that. I would like to watch it. It's awesome. First time, too. That's points. Ooh. It is nice this time. I was such a such a sick ticket. No, you're not I was standing over watching on it's not so bad Huh, do you like it? It's pretty nice. I was like fuck you. I'm hard. Oh my god. Yes, that's nice I was I like was I was waiting for the water to hit this is exactly what I don't want in my Airbnb

This is exactly what I don't want some dude getting getting hard watching his wife's ass get cleaned from diarrhea. You know, I didn't then you resent the people that rent your house. You're gonna get hard on the bed. But you can set up any rules you want in your Airbnb. You can say no sex in my house. You could say no sex. It's gonna make this sex so much harder. They had a limit for one person for the bathtub in my house. You could say no sex. It's gonna make this sex so much obvious. They had a limit for one person for the bathtub in Miami and B.

One person. I mean, what happened? Uh-huh. What happened to start that? I have no idea. No one person in the bathtub and you must be 16 years old to end of the basement. That was plastered on the door. It's like, what the fuck is this?

It's going on the boom boom boom. It's the boom boom. It must be 16 to 16 out of the basement. That's fucking nuts. It's crazy, dude. That Airbnb is getting out of control. I have a whole fantasy of just doing a Airbnb. I'm ready to get some rules going.

You do what I'm telling you. That is nice. You can put up what dude and I'll let you write it. You write it. As soon as you walk in, everyone choose, yeah, everyone choose that to come up. No shirts. No shirts, yeah, true.

True, good point, no shirts. No shirt. Topless. Oh my goodness. Gracious. Well, let's slide on over. We did it. lol