Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 467 - El Podcast Secreto

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Get Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch HOLA. Matt's in Tejas, so SG held it down this week with two of our sickest bros. We're joined by Marlon and Luis, our two hispanic friends. Chito is fresh off a title fight announcement, he will fight Sean O Malley for the UFC Bantamweight title at UFC 299. And Luis just fought our dear pal Tim Butterly in Florida. LA LUCHAAAA. VIVA CHITOoOoOOOo. Please enjoy. God Bless.  Support the show & get Lucy Breakers for 20% off & free shipping at https://www.lucy.co promo code DRENCHED Support the show & get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with the code DRENCHED Get 25% OFF @ trueclassic with Promo Code DRENCHED at https://trueclassictees.com/DRENCHED #trueclassicpod Support the show by dialing #LAW (#529) from your cell phone or by visiting https://www.Forthepeople.com/drenched 

No, please. Hey, welcome, Matt's in Texas. It was Cheeto Verran, Lewis J. Gomez. No, Hispanic episode. Lamega is on the computer. So we need to get us. No, you mean we. Yeah, I'm not a very good Hispanic. I don't speak Spanish at all. I mean, I can say like three things.

I can say, I don't know. Laleche. Give me the milk. That was really gay the way that I looked. Yeah, I looked him right in the eye. I'm like, God, if you say that to a man, he's like, bro, you're fucking sucking something. Why, no, I don't say that. I mean, yeah, I guess if you say,

give me the milk, because I'm gonna know if he's gay. Yeah, but in Spanish, that's super gay. It's really gay. In Spanish, like you actually suck, they give you say that. Yeah. Unless you ask your mom, like, hey, mom, please,

kind of get, I don't know. But even then, you don't say it. The milk? You say, look it down. Yeah. Yeah. And then, I can, uh, why do you know the gay phrase? It's not gay.

It's not how to say milk. And I say, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Yeah. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Yeah. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Come, come,, Camila Puma, Camila. Camila, that's a pen, right? Yeah. Camila. A Beza. Give me some head.

Yeah. Are you saying Camila for him? No. Chupalo, ochupamila. Camila, chupalo. Chupalo. How do you say give me some head? Me la puedes chupar.

Can you suck it, please? I will. Please, I will. I'mma yell you said you were all the more poor. I'm gonna get into money. You gotta say please. You're a couple, yeah. They're all exactly, there you go. Yeah, shit.

Maybe be in the one in Spain for six matches. Oh, you're all good, you're so good. And Madrid. In the North, they in Madrid. Sorry, dude, that's what the fuck you're saying. That just blew my mind, dude, that was crazy. And sounds pretty Spanish, doesn't get so into the nose. And I got there and all I knew was Mexican accent.

They speak not even close. Yeah, not at all. It's like going to Australia. You were doing like the sleepy mouse from the cartoon? Yeah, I was like, oh, I mean, I need that whole thing. The hotel was all I could say. I thought I knew Spanish. I was like, I knew Spanish pretty well.

I got down there. They would talk to me. I was like, I knew Spanish pretty well. I got down there. They would talk to me. I was like, don't shit. Yeah. The dialects are fully opposite in every single Spanish country. I mean, there's not even like close speaking country. Like, if you have a Spanish person, you will understand everything, but they have leader words for everything. And they all mean something else. What is what is something like? Because we're talking before we got on, you know, obviously Cheaters of fucking professional fighter.

You're bad. But certain fighters, there's fighters that are like athletes that kind of carry themselves buttoned up and kind of like, you know, this is my job. And then there's guys who are fucking fighter. You come off like a fighter. You come off like a guy who like, you don't want to get on your bad side.

Like you're fucking ready to throw it down or somebody says some shit What is some shit in Spanish that if somebody says to you in Spanish? We're like that is fucking disrespect and that's it. It's on I mean when you grow up as a kid like if somebody goes like Tucha to my which means Your mom's pussy. Yeah, that's like like you you're you're you're you teach a little kid. Somebody can say, fuck you or you're an asshole or whatever.

But somebody say that and you swing it. Yeah, it's like your N word is, you're not supposed to. That's a N word. That's a N word. But we don't cancel any words out there. Yeah. Ever until today, I have one Spanish word

that is like you can say you can go you can go online and go bananas and you're cool but it is like they give you the power to the words with fuck with the world yeah of course the world means nothing yeah I mean unless you are a real piece of shit but I haven't met one yet. Yeah, what happens if you, what happens if you don't like your mother? Because you can talk about more. I'm supposed to all day long. I'm like, all right, you're probably going to get a point. You're not wrong about that. I mean, if you, I mean, that's just like a little thing when I was a kid, but if you're like all enough, you're going to like cool, but if you keep crossing the line and you get in like on punching range,

that would be different. What is, what is somebody, because I was, because I talked to a lot of fighters in my day, and it's like, what is, people don't often challenge you, right? But how quickly,

do you ever think about that? If somebody fucks with you in like life, do you ever think like, oh shit, I'm a fighter, I have to hold myself to a different standard. Fuck no, I fucking, I definitely had on the ground, I'm so good. But this is a thing. That's a bummer. People, it's a bummer, I was helping you with chill.

People today get crazy with social media, what they say, but everything comes for a fake account. Nothing really comes from like Luis Gomez saying, hey, I fucking will grab your mom that will never happen. It's a guy You know But you might right you're a comedian, but like That would really doesn't happen you really see you didn't never see a truth for like a real person Yeah, of course. It's a funny thing to me. That's fun I didn't never see a truth for like a real person. So it's a funny thing.

To me, that's funny. If I read, I'm like, I will love. Even if it's the most fucked up thing about me or my family, I'm like, that's actually fucked up. And I do love, but not everybody have the same mind. There's people that see that and get depressed. Yeah. But I mean, if I'm walking on the street

and you're across the street, it's something I might flip. You say, well, come here, but I will keep walking. I'm not gonna chase you. Yeah. But if I do somebody like really getting close to like I don't know if I'm close to me and you're saying fuck you and I mean, like I happen to horror and Leon. Leon going to close thinking like, what are you doing going to happen? Yeah. Like if you get any close, I'm fucking letting it go. Just in case, because some people like, oh, I didn't want to punch you, just want to say, fuck you I mean, yeah, that's fighting to me. Yeah. What about what

about getting sued? Like what about if, because that's the other thing you figure people are always trying to like trying to get up to me, They didn't keep going. I mean, exactly what I was talking about. Look what happened to, uh, to horror, he punched Kobe and he went free. He, they proved he started the thing. I mean, you can go online and send some shit about some kids and them expect you to be like, oh, it's like, hey, don't fuck you.

But just because it comes to one point, I hate you with a bad. And then I take there, I take the, but I mean, because if comes to one point you I hit you with a bad and then I take there I take the bad because if you can prove you know there's some they got to be some kind of like repercussion for whether some crazy should you say yeah unless you're saying it for fun yeah to your friends yeah that's different but if you don't know me don't tell me my daughter this and that that's crazy yeah I don't know that's what Gardini was saying before you got you were saying before you got here it was like I fucking he's's crazy. I don't know. That's what Gardini was saying before you got here. He was saying before you got here, it was like I fucking he was talking about your

daughter. I don't want to say what you're saying. Do really after that, the one night we met, I don't work cool. That was a great now. That was a great now. I know. I was a fun fuck. That was a good man. We had the first time we met was good too. We was a sayhouse. We were getting fucked. We were keeping it in the face on wine. I got excited. I mean, we were leaving the fights.

Joe is like, yo, you want to go get steak? So I was like, fuck, we don't run. I eat the fucking liver. And I do eat liver a lot. But we went to the steakhouse and everybody was, you know, kind of shy. We were talking to some shenanigans. He gave me some wine after.

And it's like two win the morning because the fights and laid, I didn't realize that we were fucking we're there all night. Like maybe four or five bottles of wine. Yes. The room full of testosterone. A bunch of liners sweeping a wine. Yeah, Kumi was in there.

Kumi was in there. How'd you two bottles of wine? Kumi was getting wild. Heating me, it was a good night. That was a good night. We're gonna do that again. Your wine drunk is fucking catching up to you. You don't realize it.

I only drink wine. I'm kind of good at, like, I know when to stop, but wine will fool you. Like two cups get you drunk. Oh yeah. And honestly, I don't regularly drink that type of wine. I drink natural wine. We heat you harder, but there's no hungover.

That wine, my wife was loving, then I said, I was fucking, my head was out of my brain. I was fucked up. The headache of wine is crazy. Yeah, I love drinking wine, dude. I'm fucking, I drank a bottle and a half a wine last night. We did that fucking fight. We did a comedian fighting event this past weekend,

and I fought another comedian and like fighting fighting? Yeah, boxing boxing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Tim butterly. Yeah, Tim butterly. Shout out to Tim butterly. My, my, my son.

Yeah. Yeah. The loser, the loser is being legally adopted. Yeah. The loser is being legally adopted by the winner. So we're filing paperwork right now. So I'm legally adopting him. That's fucking why I said actually gonna have that's actually

happened. He's my fucking son. I'm gonna Twitter right now. So it's, that's Tim Gomez. You can't, uh, you can't do it. You don't think so? No, I mean, I think you legally probably can, but I think I legally can't. I think if he's smart, he should just run away.

No, I'm going to also, I'm definitely cutting him out of my will. Oh, I mean, yeah, be careful with that. He might fucking kill you and take all your money. But yeah, we did. I've been just fucking since then. I've been eating everything inside. Yeah, you look so handsome I put on 22 pounds in three days

22 pounds in three days. I'm not even exaggerating. Yeah, I was like mad when I saw you Oh, cuz I'm like I look fat loose. That's it. I mean you're gonna see people worse than usually feel better by yourself That's a bully He's a bully. No, I like my friends being fat. I don't like him to do well. You went in wars and you. I see it, yeah.

Which now is like three of them. I got love. You went in broke. You know what, job. Fucking feeling sorry for them. So you're like, oh, you fucking know these guys. Yeah. It's like I fucking.

You're such skinny. I wonder if it does have a fighters too. Like, because like, you know, I always see similarities between like comedy and fighters, right? It's a one man sport, like, you know, you, you're doing it for the love of it. There's no money in the beginning. You're just fucking doing it for this crazy mastochistic reason.

You're just sort of like, you know, going in there to do it. And you come, like, you get to a certain level of success where you start to go like, oh, shit, I can be happier for my friends, right? Right. Yeah. And then everyone's like, oh, this is pretty good. And then your friends get that much more successful. Like Shane's so successful that I stopped

being happy for him now. That's what I was watching. I was watching selling sunset with my girlfriend to show on Netflix. It's very gay, it's a very gay show. But so, and I'm watching, and I paused, I was like, babe, I was like, I don't know if I can watch a show. I was like like I don't know that I'm ever gonna be able to afford a $15 million house And it's kind of like I don't know if it's to make inspiring me or if it's bumming me out and just as we paused it

Literally Nikki Glazer walked into the room to buy a $15 million house And I was like oh my god I mean that that show is crazy. They sell crazy houses, but No, I use hair about it. Probably I'm sure. Yeah, one more time. Yeah, they asked me to be on one, like just chill with them.

I don't think I'm not doing that. Oh, wow. I can't be around that type of people. Throw hot checks, smoking hot fire. I mean, but depressed. Yeah, I'm sure it's depressing. You know what I was, that's like the couple shows. You don't wanna see that shit.

Yeah. I just, having that much, like, not $15 million for a house is wild, just a wild amount of money. I mean, that means you at least got to have 50. I mean, who knows? I don't even know. These numbers sell like magic numbers. It's like bazillion.

You can have first check. After the first check, that's 10 grand for a weekend. You're like, you're like, oh, I thought the top, I thought the top, because I was open for big J for years. I thought $2,000 a weekend was the most you could make up until three years ago. That was three years ago. I was like, dude, 2K a weekend.

You can do what? That's exactly what I thought. But I mean, that's the letter you climb. I mean, I fought for 80 bucks. Yeah, yeah 80 bucks. I my my MMA debut they pay me 70 bucks Then for a few fights and for for like for free my first fight out of the country in Panama was 95 it wasn't even a hundred I pay my flight tickets out of my hotel. Tell me so much

That's what is my comedy in the beginning, you're literally going on the road, you're losing money. You buy your flight, you just have the opportunity to get up and to just cut your teeth and to try to figure it all out. And then slowly but surely after a decade, you go, oh, now I'm making a little bit of money

and then it just doesn't feel like enough. I mean, but because we always want more. I like comparing it though to like doing a fight in Panama. Yeah, dude. My first open mic was just like your fight in Panama. Yeah, I didn't do a black room and fell it off you. I understand. I remember it's whoever said more conseason,

get it to the other side because everybody have the same desire, but not everybody's willing to fucking walk the walk on the stage there because it's fucking shitty. Yeah, I mean, it's like embarrassing people are like you went to Cleveland for 80 bucks. Did bombing and I put a Korean. Yeah, I had the yeah, my dad every time I leave, I'd be like he asked me every show to be like how much of that pain? I'd be like, hey, what might that be? Not that, not that. How much are making? I'm only a fuck, a 200.

Now they don't ask. Now that my dad will ask me, I'll be like, I'll go see my dad big. You wonder how much they fucking paid me on this one? I'll buy your house right now. I got my humor to fuck you. I'll make you my slave. He could have just said, come on, Daddy. He's not even there. For real, I. You're making my name. He could have just said that. Come on, Daddy.

He's not even now. For real, I said, I said to my dad. Just put your pants down, Phil. That's what I said about dad. I'm like, yeah, I'll buy your house right now, dude. He's like, Shane, you're an asshole. It's like, no, you shouldn't tell me, he told me that he'd give me a million dollars

if he killed himself. He said, just no strings. You don't remember this? I promised you. You promised me, if you said if you kill yourself, you give me a million dollars, no strings attached before you killed yourself without saying anything kind of get some of that I help you give you a promise If you kill yourself. Yeah, which is actually like this decent bet

Can I get some of that too? Just a million dude who gives a shit for you beat me to death I'm if you if you put up the money bug here and you sign that Wanted to do it. I fucking a step on your face and you melt how quickly I don't use soccer shoes that went with the middle You know how quickly could you beat Shane the death with your bare hands? And a very real Real

Real I think to death I think he's a good guy you beat Shane the death with your bare hands. And a very real, real, real, real question. I think to death, I think he's a big guy. I know. I think in order to kill somebody, it's not, it's not like 20 points. You got to like solid for a minute non-stop.

You have to take a break. Get some water. Yeah. He's not easy to kill somebody. That's what people, I'm like, guns and I'm like, kill people is not cool. Well, kill, but for a million dogs, and if he's accepting it, I'm like guns and I'm like Kill people is not cool. Well kill but for a million dogs and if it's accepting

I like you bad that man who can I think to kill him with your bare hands you probably just choke him Yeah, that would be quick the quickest way Yeah, but then you got a really choking because if you don't give you just choking a little bit will come back I let's fuck that you gotta fucking You gotta do the job Yeah You're kind of your money you wake up You're like oh, oh, fuck I mean if you beat the fuck out of him

He's gonna still like fucking agonizing like Uh uh uh You just give me a fucking knife dude Maybe fucking the slice you up in like a dude No dude Why? Let's do a gun No dude

You gotta go and speed be beaten to death. His fucking ass is shit. I mean, you really went and went to money. Yeah. And you got to make sure he's dead. Otherwise he's going to come back with a vengeance years later. Yeah.

But I'm going to be his eye half close. His Joe fucking tweezers. Didn't say, well, Shane's a tough. So Shane doesn't realize how tough he is. Cause we've, we've played sports together. You're so strong. If you wanted to beat me up You all you'd have to do and because you said this because you're like oh, you were talking about me in butterly fighting You're like oh Tim would piece me up. I'm like no, dude. You're so strong. All you have to do is grab me by my shoulders And start pushing my head

But you really dude, I'm telling you right now, I like remember the pool you grabbing the pool just picking me up. I felt like a child. I thought yeah, but you guys know fucking Jiu Jitsu. No, not really. No, but check this out. And that's the problem. That's it. That's a little difference between knowing Jiu Jitsu, taking a boxing class, into saying fuck you in the student like, it's a different animal, it's a different animal. If you get to grab anybody and just fucking throw them against a wall, I don't give a fuck how you're a fighter. You're gonna hurt yourself.

And most people out there will be like, oh my god, he's actually strong. They will push down. Yeah, how the hell are you? He's not gonna put a whole lot of his smash his head into a part. I tried to, I've talked about before, but after a podcast, I was all fucked up and I started like pushing Rogan,

like just like, or like Mark call him and you saw that one? No. That was, keep going, that too later. But we just got done and I was obviously, I knew Rogan was going to kill me. I wasn't like, I have a chance here, but I started like run black and like offensive line football. I was like, you can't do shit.

My arms are too long. I was like pushing him can't do shit. My arms are too long. I was like pushing him. And then he just pushed my arms out of the way. Choked me in two seconds. It's also different. A black belt is much different. And he's a strong motherfucker. He can be fucking five or five five five.

Five eight. Yeah, it's like my side, but he's fucking a freaking huge full of elk. Yeah, that's a big motherfucker. Yeah, he's like my side, but he's fucking a fucking frigidator huge It's a big motherfucker. Yeah, he was But I was hammered. I was hammered so he had me in an on board and I was like this is nothing you pussy I'll never never tap you fucking bitch Really cranked it. I'm still hurt you fuck my shoulder. I mean you have to I mean you have to if you're homie Same fuck you you got Yes, they're ready to go bad. I call them next time. I I mean, you have to, if you're home, it's saying fuck you, you got it. Yeah, you fucked me up.

Yeah, that's the right thing to do. And then you feel bad. I call him next to him. I was like, dude, you fucked my shoulder up. He's like, oh, fuck dude. Like come back, come back to awesome. He's like, dude, I'll fuck you up by stem cell guy. That's what he said.

He's like, I'll get you stem cell. I'm gonna need this fucked up. He's like, oh, dude, just, he's like, head up the knees over to his guy. Yeah. I'm gonna get the world famous. And he's DMing him. He's gonna answer me, Joe. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, Joe is Joe. That's, it is gonna answer me, Joe. Yeah, I mean, Joe is Joe. That's a fucking lame. I mean, he can fucking fight too. I mean, yeah. That guy can kick your head at any day. Even with those Titans, he will fucking take your head off. Yeah, that's right, jeans. It's funny.

It's funny. It's funny how much like Ari doesn't know about like a fight. Like we'll be in the, we'll be talking. It'll be me, Ari and Norman and I'll be like, do you think we could take Joe? It's like, no, dude, we have no shot. You mean all three of you together? Yeah.

Are you an Norman? I mean, Ari looks very fry. I don't know. He looks like a guy you were the speed on his face I'm full. He looks like a guy you were the speed on his face and fall. He looks like he's like a yeah, this mugs he got it's old days. I think he's got a champion with sugar. I think he's got a chip. Yeah, because he got slapped on a record. He just might go rap. He's right at his face. He's right at him.

Like somebody's mocking him. He's just laughing. He's a famous actor. Michael Rapoport. He's in the movie, higher learning. And he didn't do anything about it. No, I just laughed. That was his defense was the laugh. That's kind of folk that it was. But then they kicked Rappaport out of the bar. It was pretty funny.

Oh, they kicked him out. Yeah. What is that? And just because they're committing. R. He was talking to you. Oh, so R. I got canceled for making fun of Kobe Bryant when Kobe Bryant, when he died in helicopter crash. Or like, he hates, he already hates the Lakers. I like Kobe Bryant when Kobe Bryant when he died in helicopter crash or like hate he already hates the Lakers. I like Kobe. Yeah. It was a joke. It was a joke.

But it's the way the way the already guys joke. So like, I mean, literally already like the a minute before or the we it's announced that Kobe and his daughter died and then already puts like an Instagram live video and he's like cackling laughing. It was, it was bad. It was bad. And if you know, you understand why it's funny, he would do videos like that

for a lot of celebrities when they would die. I'm sure he's funny. I was hilarious. I got it. If I'm in charge of the constellation group, I'll be like, let's give you the guy a pass. Yeah, it was just,

he plays a comic book. Here's the reality. Like, you know, or is number one a really funny person? And number two, he's actually a genuinely really good person. Like a legitimately like sweet heart of a person. Very selfless, really helps people out.

It sounds, when I hear him on shows, it sounds good. Yeah, he's the man. That's a good, he's the man. There's a problem with the constellation thing. I mean, if I feel if you do comedy for living and you get to a point that you're actually good,

you can get away with anything. It's just fucking comedy. People that pay, that's not what it raised, they are whatever, they want the laugh of the jokes. Of course, you're a Hispanic, right? So if you're in a comedy club and somebody's making Hispanic jokes, for me personally, I love that.

I feel like I'm a part of the show. they're making fun of everybody but my race or my like I'm like what what is going on here? I a friend had tickets for your role and this is Fucking seven years ago a long time ago him by me and Whitney Cummins was right before him and she locked I was mean like Who the fuck is his Mexican? I said like, bitch, I'm from Ecuador. I said, I should just look away. She was like, expect me to answer. I was like, I don't know if she was from Ecuador.

And then she just look away and keep going. I was like, I got you. Yeah, I'm a fuck you up. Because she was expecting me to be like, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I feel like cancel culture doesn't affect fighters as much so cuz you I mean not at all We're just talking about that really like I Is it fucking is it's stable for that now I think I can say anything I mean, I think I watched kind of a regular bite the nose off a 90 year old man and a boy By the way, you're speaking of already taking a punch that's easy took that punch. Yeah, he did

I've already taken a punch, that's easy. Took that punch. Yeah, he did, dude. He took a hook from behind. He's laughing. He's like, what the fuck? I mean, that guy's been drugs in the semi. He don't even feel like, Oh, dear, he feels like, dude.

He don't even know who Connor is. He's like, bro, I went to a war, bro. You think I can give a fuck more? Yeah. I think Connor offered him a drink. I can say, fuck off. Yeah. And it's Connor.

He was probably cognizant like, fuck you. I took my fucking drink. Yeah, and he'd say fuck off. Yeah. Yeah. And he's gone. And he was probably cognized like, fuck you. I took my fucking drink. Yeah, that was actually the worst look for Connor. It's crazy. The amount of the car is totally uncancellable. The amount of things are like not just hitting the old guy, but the old guy swallowing the punch. Yeah.

And just being like, the old man should get counsel. Yeah, fuck with that. That was disrespectful. Yeah, that was to the point. I was going to check that, and then he went into like the bathroomrespected. Yeah, that was the thing. I was just like, and then he went into like the bathroom at like the Lakers' game or whatever.

And then like it came out later. It was a picture of like a fat chick and I was like, ah, nobody bossed that. Yeah, no, it came out later. She was sitting with him at it. She was like still around like it was, it was clearly.

It was, but I mean, in defense of him, let's see what the, what the meetup would happen. He told security, kick out the boyfriend, tell the guard to wait for me in the restroom, whatever happened, whatever happened. But then oh shit, a boyfriend with her. I mean, that's what one side of the media say. Anyway, so that may be angry. I apologize. I don't know. Imagine a microoffering. You bitch. Yeah, I mean, that's a heavy, but I mean, is that true? Or is this just one cheek, tainic?

I'm gonna sue this asshole. I'm gonna flirt with him. And then say, I don't want to do this. And then say, tell everybody, it could be both. We don't, I don't know anything. You almost say, it's almost, if you have the opportunity to sue as a celebrity or a corporation,

it's almost stupid not to. Because you're going to win every time. They're just gonna settle out They're like fucking let me just get this out of my way So you sort of see it happen all the time you see you know people come up with frivolous losses Connoes it is a little out of control. I mean you He's with a beer every day could be just for the big tour, but Listen seems like it's for the bigger. Yeah, I'm just fucking Lord. He don't even need to fight. Yeah

He's finding just to earn some respect back need to fight. Yeah, he's funny Just to earn some respect back because I think that's what he's bogging him. He have like no one is like forget us The man yeah, please reach famous but Being the best that that has to be something that like very few people are the best like in the world right the absolute Best and there was a time where Connor was genuinely the best Yeah, and he's chasing that dragon the money the fame the any like he's got everything You guys think sometimes you change you chase so hard the wrong thing. I mean don't get me right I want to be fucking broke. I want to have I want to be loaded But you want to be that loaded and everybody this respect you. It's kind of like yeah

It's kind of fucked up. Yeah, it does suck when he made it and everyone like now It now he's a money fight obviously is it so people are just like fuck you constantly trying to fucking go to him into it Yeah, and he's fucked up. He's doing Famous that he like getting on Twitter. He's like I Joe yet take yeah, Joe That was my favorite you're listening to his fucking I love That was my favorite. You were listening to his fucking I love Conner's Conner's Twitter is so funny. He don't write on Twitter. He put like a voice not on Twitter

I would have voice and he was watching the he was watching the Kabeab fight obviously I don't say obviously but it sounded like he was probably doing below watching his Kabeab fight And he was making fun of Rogan for being like that's an illegal head strike He's like that's an illegal head strike. Shout out Joe, you take, yeah. You're a fucking take. He's placed in that up job. It's fun. He's just, he's just losing a little bit. I'm sure I'm, I'm assuming and I'm pretty sure he's had a really cool guy.

Yeah, he's like a cool guy. If you're, if you're partying with Connor and like you're on his good side. I'm sure he's the fucking coolist dude on the world recording with. You're just in private chats, doing the best blow in the world. I mean, that guy, that guy, he does, he's probably actually good for you. Don't get, when you blow the blow,

they actually tell me he's so clean. He's like, he gives you a better mind. I don't know. It's like, you know, it's from, fix my relationships. I mean, it's probably usually like 91 guys instead of like 84. Like the preparation, you know, or maybe yet fuel, something a little higher. Conor McGregor below has to be the best below in the world.

Maybe not. Like there's a lot of people that die with shitty below too. That is true. I think everybody, at least one guy you like, a musician, aian celebrity die out of a fucking wrong line. Yeah And then how you prove is a good line. There's not like a machine like a p p p Oh, this is fucking good. No, you got to give it to one of your You lose your friends and watch them do it first. I'll just guess digital staff go at it And then I go I did those fucking guys are a lot of podcasts producers before yeah The line here is like come on buddy. Yeah, get the first line. Yeah, I mean going to need to go first. Who the line here is like, come on buddy. Yeah.

Get the first line. Yeah. I mean, one by like, I'm really sending your heart to a fucking boom boom. Yeah. I did chill on that. When was the last time you did Coke, Shane? I did it.

What's going on in me laughing? No, no, no. I did it. I did it once this year. That's pretty good. That's great. When I first got to New York, I was like, what, you or me?

Really? You can see the couple in show. I'm really drunk. I had a little, so there could be a couple of bumps in there I forgot about. I'm not sure. I did one little at Skankfest. Somebody gave me and D'Rosa a bag and we were like, fuck, dude, this probably isn't real.

And I was like, I'm not gonna do it. I just didn't feel like doing it, but I did do a little fucking gummer. Yeah, that doesn't count. And then I was like, I was like, this isn't even real coke. And then like 35 seconds later, my whole face was frozen.

That was like, oh my god, this fucking great dude. I have a lot of my God, I was fucking pregnant. I have a lot of my friends for years, like, come on, they're just gonna lead about, like, no, bro, I'm fucking beurreging. And I wanna keep it like that, because I don't know what's gonna happen if I give it a try.

Yeah, don't do it. You should definitely know my- I haven't used to be never trying to- Never, I get to 30 years old with, and I don't wanna see all my, I don't wanna disrespect the non-c want to disrespect the non cocaine was but I Will say seven out of ten are

Weekly users very fun. You know great people they have a job. They don't cause they don't say the end word the good people I'm like, what are you doing? I was like, I need to do a lot of cocaine and they're fine. And they're always like, come on, they're like, they chop it up and I say, this is tiny man, I'm like, bro, I'm cool. Fuck, it's not a dig up like, I can tell. You fucking do this, he's like, no, you. If you beat Sean O'Malley for the title,

you gotta do a bump. Just one bump as a sound, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's me to push you right now, dude. I just, it just not happened. I mean, the cop rickering off for me, one of me, I passed on it. Is there any person in the world that can offer you cocaine where you could not pass on it?

There's got to be a person. I would say, I mean, I'm getting a, check this out. I'm getting a Adam Sandler, it's a two from Happy Gilmore, oh my leg. Nice. Maybe maybe that guy, but even even him I think I'm gonna be sure I pass it on it. I'm some other drug. I mean which other joke is not as He'll be Halloween or That's a great world I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love so fucking funny. Bro, I on five week. I watch

Every single other than 100 more. Yeah, it's just happy Gilmore. Uh water boy. Water boy. Yeah, when he's a dude and he's Diamonds has a good one too. Oh, it's a great movie. Yeah, Jim the gem something like that. Yeah, about with names. Yeah Why what what happy Gilmore tattoo are you getting? Like, what is it? I gotta go through Google. Anything funny. Yeah.

Yeah. It's gonna be out behind my leg. Yeah. That's that, that movie made me laugh harder than any movie. I thought it was a tough. I'm still laughing. I'm still laughing. Yeah.

I see it. Fucking pieces. Dude, when I was a kid, I literally... I'm in a die clown. As I, today, I keep rewatching every him and that's some watching I can watch every movie every day and I'm really good at stop watching movies at all for a few months and then I go Back again, where in singer is great, too Yeah, it's great. That's how my son is he's gonna watch the same movie over and over and over

I It's a movie that makes me love I love it. I love like a mother fucker watching shit. Yeah What about so water boy five times in theater? Wow, that's a great. That's how dumb I am. Yeah, I saw it five times. I would go to the movies You fun it that's why like Like every day for, yeah. I mean, maybe, I was like, come on, dad. I started speaking, I'm happy, you know more. We're like, ah, yeah. How much? Let me see.

No, no, no, no. I'm just a little bump at the same man. I would do fucking, like, psychedelics with any guy I like. I was like, you love psyched Alex. Like the last time I saw you at Ruka, you, you had just taken mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You were sound back, It was a van. Did you have a van there? No. Who had a van? Somebody had a van that was like parked there for a little while.

And I remember you there were like, oh, yeah, Cheetos on mushrooms right now. They told me you were hanging out out back like outside. Oh, yeah. It's a Earthstream that is parked there for years. It's empty. Yeah. And my friend gave me one by it. So it looks like we're coming out of the air stream. But the air stream has been dead there for a few years. I like mojems. You wanna take a dab?

Ooh, I'll take a dab. Hell yeah, I got it. You take dabs? That's what I usually do. I just gave up dabs today. And now I'm taking a dab with you. You know, yeah. Obviously I take dabs. I exclusively take dabs and spoke once,

and I was like, this is too much of them, starting to cough. So I was like, I'm gonna do just joints. This is not the problem, instead, blocks, it's the tobacco, so I feel like. I love for nice, it's pretty, terms of humor, but I mean, this is the cleanest way. Yeah, I know.

In my head, I'm like, I don't know why as I'm getting older, I feel like I'm gonna get cancer. And I know that like nobody's ever gotten cancer from weed or, you know, we don't know actually. Check this out. Check this out. You have that, if you have that thought in your head, it's not good, right?

Because you think about fasting will kill every single cancer cylinder board. If you fast it for like you start up with intermesting fasting, you're like fucking fast fuck yeah. But like if you like eat, let's see, you go six to six every day and you get enough, good to have it and then you go for a day. It's a process, right? It's like running. You don't start at 13 miles, you start at half a mile. Yeah. I do three days fast every, just water fast every six months. Three days?

Three days. Just work and coffee and do it. That's right. Thank you, my friend. When pirates suck it. Come on, let's just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, when this red thank you my friend when byrits socket come on the electric no no no no when byrits oh is is is is hitting up but like fast helps with that and of course a clean diet yeah oh there it is I don't think about it that's not a good thought

I didn't thought. Don't do it. I gotta do an interview. We gonna be in with. Bennington, I gotta do one better. Oh nice. But that's the best way to do it needs to be high. I cannot get high. I almost, when I did Joe's podcast,

I almost pulled out. I took on lead into a bunch of marketing. And that was so weird. That was like, I'm taking a lot of mushrooms in that during that podcast. And it's like, that fucking roof with the stars. I just started staring at that. It was a heavy. We do it.

And I will take mushrooms and I'll just not talk. I'll just sit there. I'll sit there for like two hours, just not talking. Then they'll be like, what's going on? I'll be like, dude, I can't do this. You know, I almost, like I literally almost pulled out almost. I'm like, I didn't want to say I'm sick because that's weird.

Yeah. I was like, dude, I was getting a coraxe and I'm going to the hospital. I was like, what, like sick? I was crazy. You gave up. I got a car. Yeah.

Sounds like it sounds like it sounds like it's cute. I'm sick. But if you crash, that's more real. Yeah. I was just like When I wasn't there over going to the studio like I said just like things were like kind of like shake Oh, I don't want this to move and the over driver was like kind of like talking a lot. I was like Yeah, man. Yeah So how long you time?

I have no idea to do this How you like asking? I have no idea. Do do this. How you like asking? I'm like, it's very cute. I was like, leave me fucking alone. Yeah, getting fucked up in Joe's studio is scary. Yeah, because he's fine. Joe can take whatever. Well, he doesn't understand, like, I mean, maybe you guys are different.

Like for me, like, I'm so in my head about everything. Like the whole last time I was on, like, this time, you know, I mean, maybe you guys are different. Like for me, like I'm so in my head about everything. Like the last time I was on, like this day, if you know I'm uncomfortable, if I'm uncomfortable, I'll do this a lot. Like I'm thinking, it's just, it's a nervous. Dude, it's a nervous tick that I have to comfort, like a self comforting thing when I'm touching my face. And the whole time I'm on Joe's podcast

doing this, really Joe, tell me. Yeah, yeah. I can be forgot what really hurt me was. I was in my head, I was thinking half a gram, which I take that all the time. I took a gram by accident. Mushrooms. Of mushrooms.

Microdose. So instead of two pills, I took four. I don't know why make me took four. On that day, I was bouncing. Out of all the days I was there. It was half a gram, it's nothing. I'm a bossing. I'm all the days I wonder. It was half a gram is nothing. I do my 13 miles on it. I'm fine. I go. You'll train. You'll train on only running or surfing. I don't anything related to fighting. I don't do it high. Why not? Because I'm not gonna

fight high. You're afraid of what can happen? No, I mean, I spar a few times high. But the reason I don't like it is because most of the time make me feel better than not. But I'm not gonna fight high. So I was trying to keep it the way it's gonna be. When Bisping took us to Ruka, I brought Diego and Diego sparred with Chino. And Chino fucked him up.

Yeah, that it was fucking. He's not saying, but Diego was pretty good. He's a tough guy, but check it out. He came at the gate and just tossed like, Hey, I want to spark and. Oh, you remember this? Yeah, I remember that. And Barilo was like wrong people.

Yeah. Okay, you're up. Yeah. But I mean, for him, what a cool experience. Oh, you know, like literally, I'm a fucker. Can take a punch. He can take a punch. He's cracking him. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't being a hundred percent. I think, but I was dodging him. Where's the echo from? Florida. No. What's his? Oh, a Colombian. He's Colombian. You're red headed Colombian. Yeah. That's a weird me. That's a real high. Yeah. It was

probably mixed with like cows. I mean, got that right. Right? Was that right? That they roll. How? That is wrong. Yeah. It's really. It's probably half human, half cow. Fucking those from the mountains. There's not genius in South America. Yeah. I don't know if I met a junior growing up. Yeah. We don't got the do you know there to where people weird people You look like a ginger Cheetah you got a little Cheetah in there. Yeah, I see that when I leave the most of John longer Yeah, you can be my ginger algorithm You got to spar You should see who's. Well, but take a sound.

The way that happened was like he was a wrestler. Yeah, you can rest. I don't really defend check. I'm so very grapple. But wrestling is a very important thing to have. I'm guessing. But that day, I'm guessing. Not like you need to rest, right?

But we're hitting mids. It wasn't a sparring day. And these guys guys were like, you know fucking around B.S.P. was there and he really walked to the cage With gloves, shingers and a headgear. It's like, yo, you want to give it a run and I was like I'm always kind of like That's coach. Yeah, I had pretty Good in the gym and per the one Come up Jesus has the wrong guy.

Yeah, and then Bissing put me down with a body shot. Like just fuck dude. What are you doing? Like at will, like he was just like, you're like, watch this guys. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

It was shot. What the shotgun did when I was done as part of Bissing was like, hey, man, give me a round. Like touching, right? Yeah. I'm punching in the ear. I'm not even going to get close to him. He was seeping punches. I'm like, yo, man, give me a round. Like, touch and write. Yeah. I'm punching in the ear. I'm not even gonna get close to him. He was seeping punches. I'm like, yo, what the fuck is he like?

Don't be a fucking bitch. I'm not punching your arm. I'm like, yeah, it's like 220, yeah. Cool. Yeah. Very, yeah, best move. And then what's his name? Luke Rockwell will be training there as well.

And Luke and Bisming always had like, you know, obviously because Bisming is a little. It gets weird. But they would like kind of like, just like alpha, like energy you know, obviously, because Bisming is a title. But they they would like kind of like just like alpha like energy and kind of like look at each other weird. Yeah. And then one day they were just like we were there. They were like, let's just have a grappling match. And they just went fucking hard. Just rolling around like the mats and like such a. Yeah. What a cool like it really cool gym. One of the cool things I've ever been to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gone now, but oh, they close it down.

Yeah, close it up, but they're making something better. I'm right now. It would be very soon. Yeah, when those two are wearing the gym is scary because two big guys both think they want because they actually want one piece. It's like, ah, if they fight, I wouldn't separate it. They're too big. I'm going to kill each other. By the burns like beast, we got like 20 fake everything.

We got a fake arm, fake legs, fake knees. So half robotic. Yeah, you know like row, row, row, row, go up. He's like, he's getting there. Yeah, it's almost not fair. Yeah, he's more, he's more fucking cyborg than human at this point. We got two fucking metal knees to tie this up, so a little cooler. He got, I think both shoulders neck.

He won the title with one eye. It's bonkers. Yeah, it's bonkers. The whole story is fun. Oh, gee, I want to do, I drew it with Vegas once with him. And his bad eyes is the left one. So when he's driving, not the right one. So when he's driving, not the right one. So when he's driving, he's like,

hey mate, there's cars coming that way. And he was fucking going fast. And I was like, yo, when you came by yourself, you fucking gotta go like, all the way like that. It's like, I say one round, I'm like bullshit. I was like, you're gonna murder me, you're like, whoa.

A few times, I saw like the, you know, with the big cars, I like, hockin like, boom, boom. I was like, yo, yo, yo,ges, you're like, whoa. Few times, I said like, you know what, with the big cars are like, hooking like, boom, boom. I was like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop Yeah, you won't I a way to don't see nothing All of this is one little fucking dust money Beam blind is scary. That's what I'm gonna fuck is that tough Beam just think closer eyes and that's your new now fuck that yeah That's that's sketchy Yeah, the yeah, the just yeah, definitely a tough breed of like human just like just even

that I've I went to England and just there's like just something about like did you go to like Scotland and Ireland? Yeah, we went to Scotland. Those guys, those guys are just like a toughness to the trying to fight. Pachi, Pachi, Harry, Yellow Teeth, hard drinking. Yeah, they don't give a fuck over there. Yeah. They try to fight you. Part of the culture. Part of the culture. That was not part of my culture growing up. I was a fat theater kid. You're a cool guy. I was a cool guy. You were. I would, I was the toughest of the Goths. That is a dangerous guy. Like, that is like the most scary guy. Because if get beat up by a goth, it's very embarrassing. Yeah, but I was like You beat up most of the

Is the god the monagüyo the one that works with the Highliner. Oh, no, no, what is a god? I thought it was you know when you go to church There's the two kids doing the bells underneath the door. Yeah, is that a god? No, that's a I called about an altar boy. Those are victims, Cheetah. Yeah. Yeah. What is a glove? Because I got black eyeliner. You know, I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wear it. I can't wearugenia. Cooler than you. If you would have been my, one more man with an emo,

we met that goth is more manly than emo. I would ruin your life if you would have been a classic. I would have been, I was going out with those, I was going to come, you cock, sucker. Some of the ones that was talking about, they do the same things.

The only difference is like, one is doing my choice, other ones that do it by pressure. Damn, that sucks sucks you were a god Well, I was in a real goth There was goths and the goths didn't accept me. No, no like so like I would like I would wear like Marilyn Manson t-shirts I'm wearing like eyeliner, but I was like you all those goths are gay. So you know you okay I walked you know, I walked to the beat of my own drum. You alone it

I was I was nominated for most individualistic in my class operatives. Nice. Yeah. So they, yeah. So like they, it was a honor. I didn't win. It was a honor record.

You didn't have friends. That's a second place. Number one loner. You have a diploma that I said you would have a lonely fuck. They could have just put Virgin in your book, but they didn't do that. Yeah. Like, I don't think not many chicks are fucking goth out there. Would you say?

Not many chicks are looking for God. Not at any. But God checks at the time. I lost my virginity to a goth girl in high school. How was that? You loved God. You could have caught in your arms and fucking those days. Yeah, we listened to Pantera Cemetery Days.

I keep to Pantera for the first Yeah, I can't fuck to that. I don't think my deal will go hard without music. I don't like I can't listen. I can't. I can't. I can't listen to music. You know, I was in music. I can't listen to music.

Yeah. Oh, dude, it throws me. I just want to do what Leonardo DiCaprio does. I want to put the earbuds in and it's not. That's that I could handle. That is awesome. Put a mask in. I wanna put the earbuds in and it's like, that's not, that's what I could handle. That is awesome. Put a mask in. Dude, I got a Rubin Tuck on.

I got a Rubin Tuck one time. One time, and I put music on dude. While I got the massage and the Rubin Tuck I had music on the whole time. It was so disassociative. It was so disrespectful to this woman. Yeah. It was the best.

I can do that without the fucking heavy metal on my ears. I despise a music. I can't even be near. I got one friend out of my whole group that listened to heavy metal. When we're in the car, I tell me, you put your music, I kill you. Like, literally, I'm not for the million. I can be like, because they put,

they also, that's a specific music, they crank it at 100. I can listen to that shit. I like both more than I like to be chilling. Yeah, chill music. Yeah. Guys, fellas, when that fucking nicotine craving hits, you're gonna wanna deal with it right away.

Whether you're in a restaurant flying in the friendly skies, or at church with your grandma, Lucy breakers, lets you get your fix whenever and wherever you are. Easy, each pouch has a small flavor capsule inside that fucking breaks and moissons your mouth and oh yeah, and punch it up and it punches up the flavor with flavors like very citrus and mango. Personal favorite, I'm a bit of a mango man myself. Choose your preferred nicotine strength and your favorite flavor to make the perfect combination.

Also, love having some nicotine pouches on the flight. People don't like when you smoke on a plane. You get arrested. Visit Lucy, that's lucy.co and use promo code drench to get 20% off your first order. Shipping is always free. That's lucy.co.drench to receive 20% off and always free shipping. Here comes a fine print. Lucey products are for adults of legal age and every order is age verified. So let me think about it youngsters. This product contains nicotine, nicotine is an addictive fucking chemicals so don't play around with it.

Hey guys, let's talk about man-scaped. If you're thinking of skipping this ad because you already have a gross trimmer that you use since college, just listen. We're talking about your balls. To the gremlins, we're talking about your balls. You can just use whatever has been wrestling away in your shower for years

It's time to grow up and shave with man scaped It's time to grow up They're platinum package 4.0 is everything you need to get grooming. It comes with the lawnmower 4.0 trimmer Comes with the weed whacker 2.0 For ear in those hair grooming crop reviver ball toner and and their ultra-apremium line of body products, including deodorant and body wash, you stinky fuck. Personal endorsement, talk about shaving pubes.

I need a good trim. Yeah. The lawnmower trimmer is a total game changer. It has a 7,000 RPM motor. That's fucking crazy. A spotlight so you can see what you're up to and it's totally waterproof. So you get 20% off and free shipping with code drenched at manscape.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at manscape.com and use code drenched.

Use the platinum package because the gold standard is no longer good enough. Whatever the fuck that means. Just because summer is coming to an end doesn't mean you have to stop showing off that beach bod. True classics fall essentials will keep you warm while still highlighting your assets. Their t-shirts are made with the tighter fit in the arms and shoulders and a looser fit in the gut for a streamlined look. Just for the listener, this is me and Josh have never met each other and he's in my living room watching

me read an ad about the fucking t-shirts. Personal endorsement, I love the gear dude. Do you ever have a true classic t-josh? All right, that's all right. Give him a shot dude, they actually are fucking nice. For those formal days, true classic has launched five different styles of button upshirts that will look great and feel amazing, no matter the occasion. You're going to feel great at your fucking dad's funeral. So if you're ready to make the easiest summer upgrade, shop now at TrueClassicTeas.com and save 25% off with the code drenched25. Josh, are you listening? That's true. That's code drenched 25 at TrueClassicTes.com

for 25% off this fall, step into a world of style and comfort with TrueClassic. All right? That's something you should consider Josh. Let's go back to the show. Did you know that 35% of old car accidents occur between 6 p.m. and midnight and the highest amount of drivers involved in car crashes of people aged 25 to 34? That's probably you, dude. If you, if you're ever injured, you can check out Morgan and Morgan. Morgan and Morgan is America's largest injury law firm. They have over 100 law offices nationwide and more than 800 lawyers. Morgan and Morgan are there.

With over $15 billion recovered, Morgan and Morgan has approved and strapped record of fighting to get you full and fair compensation. Morgan and Morgan has been footing for the people for over 35 years, chatting up with sweet baby girls is hard. Submitting an injury playing Morgan and Morgan is easy. If you're ever injured you can check out Morgan and Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go

to forthepople.com slash drenched or dial palin law, palin five, you know, for yourself, that's f or v people dot column slash drenched or palin law, palin five, two, nine from yourself. This is a paid advertisement in case you're wondering. But I mean, I respect you. You have fucking the metal. Yeah. That's probably a hot cough check. Yeah, but

The thing with me with the music is like I can't take myself seriously So like if I'm fucking the music. I'm like I'm gonna fuck to the bed Well, yeah, but I don't take myself seriously like I can't be like you You can't like get into it. You don't like, what do you do? I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm make it a little yeah, I'm Laughing yeah, yeah, you have a good time. Yeah, it's the most fun. I mean it's fucking is a is a best and you can But a mirror like that in like a hotel room My wife hates when I look at the mirror I just look at myself and I'm like, fuck, that's even better. Anything else in this room? See, yeah, I do.

I mean, it's a lot to you, nothing, because I look at myself and my damn, I'm fucking her good. Look at me, girl. You guys are out of your mind. I think since I was, I think that's why I have a good person not in it and I believe in myself as well. And I was a kid, I look at them and I'm like, holy shit, you fucking pretty. I mean, you're the best thing in this world. I mean, there's, I look at them and I believe in myself as well. And I was a kid, I look at them and I'm gonna hold the show you fucking pretty.

I mean, you're the best thing in this world. I mean, I look at them and I can see nothing better than me. I mean. That's a good, that's good. That's good. I guess. I think that's exactly narcissism.

I'm sorry. I think that's literally the tale of narcissists. He said, you want to know I'm so great? Yeah. Because when I used to look in the mirror, I would say, God, you're good, folks. That's what made my personality. Honestly, what made me good at standup was looking in the mirror

and going, what the fuck? You're having a little dick? Having a little dick made me funny. If I had a big dick, I would be the biggest piece of shit in the world. Little dick, you got, I mean, football, you got to get in the shower with the whole team. You better be funny.

Yeah. If you're taking yourself seriously with a small dick. Oh, you're a fuck. Yeah. If you're taking yourself seriously with a small day. Oh, you're a fuck. Yeah. That's the first joke I throw. I talk shit about myself, that's the best thing you can do. Yeah. If you don't talk shit about yourself,

you won't make it too far. That's it. Yeah, but a mirror, a mirror while I'm fucking looks. I'll catch a glimpse of it and be like, holy shit. I brag this, my intro is on the mirror. You do what? I brag this, my post is page on fight on the mirror. You do what? I practice my post-it speech on the mirror. Like my wife is like, you're fucking,

your brain is out of control. Like I look at myself and I start moving my hands and I speak. Like what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, don't fucking throw me. Like, I'm like, I keep talking. Yeah. And I talk about how I ward.

It's crazy. That's actually, that's nice. My action was, my friend actually, the rapper, he was laughing at me the other day because I kind of like, I have like, they give me like a CD of your beats by Alchemist. It's just beats, it's like jazz, for instance. And sometimes I'm listening to that shit

and I start rapping in the car. And I kind of like confess that to them, bro, they keep, they have something making fun of me. Where you rap? I don't rap. I know but I don't know I can't I guess in bars fuck let me get excited I That was I'm gonna I'm gonna have to buy my head be like yo that's good When I went back home we did a we did like a carpool interview and guy, something happened and he told me like, well, you can sing.

I said, I can sing for shit. And I said, I'm talking shit about the guy. Yeah. And in my head, some of those were like, fuck, that's actually pretty good. It's like, no. We did that. We did that on this podcast where if you make your friend genuinely try to sing is the best they can.

It's hilarious. It's impossible. It's impossible. Try to sing. Me? Yeah, please. You want me to try to sing right now? Sing any song the best you can. But it can't be like, it can't be like...

No, I'm not going to fake it. No, I know, but I'm saying it can't be like, you can't pick like Johnny Cash. No, yeah. Way like it's... No, it's a song that has no like singing. No, I'm not going to just pick some monotone shit. You want something with notes. Yeah, all right go for Out in the darkness

A fugitive running Falling from grey Falling from God, they can be my witness. I never shall yield. Till we come face to face. Till we come face to face. I don't know that much. You need to spell it as a rock.

It's called stars. You're saying like this. I was in theater. I was in theater, yeah. Wow. I mean, you can actually... No, I can't sing for ship, but I did use that song as an audition in high school for example

I there's no one song. I know that many lyrics I the most I know is like who let the dog suck I mean that's all I got So you get again those so you get with like try to sing it well Actually, I was pretty upset I didn't get to get into my last fight. Because that was the, who that, me and my son were like working on the lobby. And we're like, who lit the dogs out. And then my son will be like a little fucking a you know, skinning me.

It was epic. And I was trying to love for him. And this fucking ass was run out of time on the SPN. Damn. Shame on you. So you'll get a next one. Fuck yeah, fighting for the belt. Dude, that's exciting.

That's the positive. How's that feel? I'm I'm still processing it to like coming from a place like I would. Just dream about being signed to the UFC. To the even thinking we need not find the UFC to like, Dana just announced it. And I was like, wow, wait, they announced it before they told you. Oh, yeah, that's normal. Yeah. But I mean, let me explain this thing. There's two ways to go about it.

I can go in Ghana, go fake news, fuck you. I mean more. Yeah, when you can just go, hey, let's go. Let's me up. No, let's me up. Let's talk. What's the offer? Everything is doable and approachable if you're just not a fucking, I mean, in Galo, they didn't win crazy.

But like most fighters who are like, fuck you, piece of shit, fuck my dick, then I'm like, if you work in a construction center and you go to the guy with a yellow helmet and a timber, and you're like, fuck you, piece of shit, pay me, you're fired. Evening you can go to jail. One mega, I think I wouldn't go to Twitter just because we got like,

2004, or you can do that. It's also like, and I'm on a business advice. Do you hear this business advice? Well, no, I look, I know, look, you're a spade. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're, I'm, I know, look, you're like, you're like, you're like in God. No, but like the UFC, I mean, I, they, with that, I mean, I've been a fan of

the UFC since I, well, I ordered the first paper. 1993, I ordered it. I was a big pro wrestling fan as a kid. So I, I went and I watched hoist crazy with the first one. Um, and I've been a hardcore fan for a really long time. I'm not as hardcore as I used to be because when things become really popular, then I'm like, yeah, it's just not as cold to me. That's what I'm with pro wrestling with in high school as well. Like, I know, the movie came out here, like I'm done, dude. But like the UFC, as genuinely, it wasn't even a thing. They created an entire industry. And I think that a lot of people are very critical of the UFC

when I go like they've made millionaires out of so many people, you know guys that this wasn't even an option. There was, there was, it was, it was, it wasn't even a thing. So I'm, I really support the UFC and a lot of their business decisions. I think that they're really like great overall for the fighters and for the sport. I mean, I know that I guess people complained about

the fighter pair or whatever, but I feel like they've just created an entire industry. People that, exactly. Like they talk about like, oh, my weather, my goodness, yes, motherfucker, they they born every 20 years, my weather, canelo, yeah, maybe feuding. Those, the rest of those fuckers doesn't,

there's few real boxers in there like, Hayney, their Bonta and what's the other guy? Terence Crab for, like they're making money to Fimo, but it's like, those are like, old champions and guys with on the field record, like the rest of the fight is making probably 75 bucks. Right. And you're talking that there's hundreds of guys

on the UFC roster and a lot of them are feeding their families. I mean, there's journalists, there's podcasts, there's this entire industry that was created. They didn't exist. The guys at the bottom of the line making 10 and 10. The families are eating. Like they have a job. I mean, I get the insurance and I'm like,

don't get too fucking bitch. Maybe it's because I'm from Ecuador. And I kind of like assume life is a little harder, but someone's fucking soft, puses, including the guy I'm fighting next. It's kind of like that. They're kind of like fragile little fucking puses. And that don't help progression.

They don't help the world around us because people that follow them think that's a way to be. Oh, I deserve it. You don't deserve nothing. I'm fuck yourself. But also like the bones or like the foundation of the UFC, if you really consider what it initially was, it was no way classes. You didn't know who you were fighting that night.

It was a tournament. You had to fight three times within one night. You have to win. And it was like, it was just like the foundation was, no, no, fuck you put the guy in front of me. I don't give a fuck who it is. I'm the toughest man on the planet. I was just watching the, I know it wasn't

no holds barred at the like, I watched the one where the dude was technically. I mean, you couldn't fish hook. You couldn't gouge people's eyes. You could punch in the balls back in the day. I was just watching that video that fucking dude, in a headlock just Yeah, it was Joe son and Gary Goodridge I believe was right yeah, and Joe son he ended up going to jail for murdering a check that like

Year and he was also in the awesome powers movies Yep Yeah Yeah, that's it. This balls hurt so bad. Yeah, he held in though. He took like seven of those balls. But he told me, like, that I'm crying. That guy took so many elbows to the straight ahead of the cock. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong.

There's only way I can come. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a guy in the head. It's fucking a big black. Fucking jagged. All right. Oh really? Yeah, it's a guy in a headlock. It's fucking yag. Alright. Hell yeah. I think we're fucking, we're good.

It's been fun. Good. Oh, we're only a 57. I can keep it going. I gotta, yeah, this is great. So what's going on, man? How's it feel though, like, when did they announce this? Two ago. Yeah, I mean I was on the car going to Brooklyn and then People said coming. Yeah, you're for the title. So cool. I say

Maybe no, no, they're not on the line. I'm like, oh cool All right, but it was like wow they kind of told me They told me they did say like yo yo, you're fighting your march. But like, they just announced I was like, wow. And I mean, I feel fucking grateful. That's like fucking, that's a, my life is already changed. That's a life changer, right? Well, you have the win over him, the first fight, right?

And it was, there was, you know, I guess it was in injuries, like, I should kick them into me, right? And then something happened with his knee. I mean, there's a, we have nerves everywhere, right? Yeah. I can explain it because I've been kicked on the leg and my shekels numb.

But I'm just like, I mean, a fucking fight. I'm not expecting that to not happen. I'm walking to the cage, kind of like a spanked into a car, injured, because I'm gonna, I'm gonna fight through it. I mean, I kick his leg and there's a fucking nerve in there. Like, you know, all these doctors came all like, oh, there's a motherfucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, I get tattoos.

I was going to get my tattooist homework. I followed on the tip of my dick. That was real. I kick him in the leg and he said just die. But I mean, you can pull guard. You can sit down. The fight doesn't stop if you sit down. Yeah.

Because you can kind of car, you can sit down. The fight doesn't stop if you sit down. Yeah. Because you can kind of like crawl to me whatever. And that should go away like in a minute. So he there was no like injury with the kick. It was just that you hit the nerve and then it just sent him by fuck my oxen. I mean God bless me. It's ready. That was it. The first round that happened. First round. I mean phoned the ground. It was quick, right? I went to the car, he just said I was a triangle and I thought I wasn't his face

and I'm guessing they never make him go to sleep. And it was me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm just guessing. I'm gonna go. It was in the eight times. In the eight times.

Yeah. So like, you can hear the elbows and it's like, Jesus Christ. But is it, can you, are you looking at that fight at all? Or do you completely get that out of your mind? Or do you kind of like look at that fight and go, no, I beat this guy already. I already know what it's like to be in there with him.

Or are you expecting a completely different guy at this point? I mean, I'm honestly the type of people that I let go. I'm not thinking like three years ago, you say these about me, or three years ago, I this about me or three years ago I beat me or you beat me or whatever I just I Generally don't give a fuck. I'm not really searching social media what people say what he's saying or you see in general

I'm living a pretty good Good life. I pretty good cool life. I'm hanging out with the people I look up I hang out with people I love. My circle is cool. So I'm not only worried about this type of shit. Not gonna be wrong. My goal in life is to be a world champion. I think what I did for my daughter

at the beginning of my career, I'm just accomplished, oh my fucking goals. Be on the homeowner. I mean, I'm not fucking worried about if I beat the fucking idiot three years ago. I don't even dislike it. I don't have a seat of feelings, but that's the guy in front of me. I'm gonna beat the shed out of him on margin. Oh yeah. That's not shit talking. It's gonna happen. And it's gonna be a different fight. It's gonna be, I mean,

it's been a few years. I'm on my pride.am 30. His 29, 28, wouldn't have fought. How much have you changed since that fight as a fighter? I mean, there's something to, somebody comes world champion. They have a lot of money, a lot of resources. You know what I'm saying? There's some people could get complacent. You watch people like Ron de Rousey,

I think it happens once in a while. But I think more often than not, I think you see the best version There's some people could get complacent. You watch people like Ron de Rousey, I think it happens once in a while. But I think more often than not, I think you see the best version of a fighter after they get that title. They don't want to lose it. They don't want to lose that heat, right? So I'm assuming he's going to be a better version of himself, right?

100%. But he has a style of fighting, right? He's a, he's a sniper. He's a guy that he's, he's, he don't really said too much out. He don't really throw too much. He really waits for an opening to throw. I that that's what he catch. All the men fuck all the mean. No offense. He's fucking suck.

On the kickboxing fire. On the kickboxing fire. He's suck. He could throw a punch. I'm sure he's tough. I'm sure he gets balls. But he's a wrestler that happens to be a great athlete. That's We're so out of ball as I mean like the like if that guy spars a real boxer It's yeah, he's fuck eyes part pro boxer I know what he being there with a real motherfucker that throw crazy punches

I I feel the energy I feel the speed speed because that's what Parina makes me do. He makes me spar with like these guys that really gonna charge my eyes and my defense and everything and it is risky but fuck you don't learn how to raise formula one by driving a six. So you gotta go a little crazy and then I'm sure he's gonna be better. I'm sure he's motivated but fuck him. I'm sure I'm doing the same thing. I mean, it really comes down to like, who's willing to go a little far and I'm fucking down. And he doesn't have kids, right?

You know, I think that's another side of it as well, dude. He has a kid. He doesn't have a kid. Okay, never mind. Yeah, I think he's married. Oh, shit, you're in trouble. Somebody, I don't know. Oh boy, never mind.

Yeah. I got three, I got more than him. You got three times more to be. Yeah, I'm sure he, I have a kid. I love his married don't know. Never mind. Yeah. I got three. I got more than him. You got three times more to be sure. Yeah, I'm sure he, he have a kid. I don't know if he's married or nobody have a kid. I can hit the who let dogs out.

Bro, when I fought in Boston, natural, that was so epic. I would yell for like, fire when he was studying his barking. I was like, that fucking mad back. That is my fucking kid. That's great. Yeah, but it's not yeah, it's a big fight. It is, it's fucking huge. I mean, he definitely brings that tick-tock, G2, but tension, even if people think it's bullshit, people don't like influence it. I mean, it brings something to a table.

Why not take over all that? I mean, the winder gets it also. That's part of it, right? It's like, you know, you know, a lot of, you know, look, the guys who have the big personalities and a huge following is on social media. All it takes is you beating them and then you take all of that power right there. And then I mean, it's, it's really that. I mean, it's really you rubbing the guy's house who's taking more, but like, it's a huge fight. And I mean, is the fight that makes sense. And I'd take this before. There's like two guys ahead of me, the rankings, but the San Hagen's pass, right? He says, I'm the rabbit's feet, but they can suck dick because

one, not even their moms are watching the fights. Yeah, let's be honest. One, not even their moms are watching the fights. Like let's be honest, I don't like this new world of like social media and everything is opposed and you know, you walk, look, I was in the guy take the picture, it's not my thing. But if I can make money with it, fuck it. Why not? Write and make it and then make it.

And I'm fuck, I'm in the U.C. longer than them. I thought the whole fight. I also have to be able to win over Sean as well, which is I have the stories right there. And I have 22 fights in the UFC. I mean, they're fucking newies, they gotta wait. I'm a fight with a guy who's close. He's not like, if you were to beat the fuck up,

I'm gonna be like, you know what? Get it man, I'm a man. That fight was, it was a shit, It was a sheet fight. I performed shit. I was like, if you're really that good, why you didn't try to push it? I mean, he was fucking running all over the place. And it is what it is. I lost. I took it. I'm not making any excuse. But if you're going to try to get it back for you at least be like, I stop him. I top of my living for I stopped Cruz. I stop, or mind you before, I stop Cruz, I stop all this former times. I mean, yeah, there's also some just as a fan like the politics

behind the scenes aside, you almost just want to hear, you know, I don't want to hear San Hagen talking about how it should be him. I just want to see him just go take the next fight and fucking get the knockout and make the statement and make the case. And then he's next in line very obviously in the stores right, the, the stories right there. Yeah, I think, yeah, I don't know, you just don't want to really, you don't want to hear excuses after a fight, you don't want to hear people complaining about the opportunities that they're not getting. You just want to see people taking the opportunity. That's the way I live. I mean, it took me 22 fights to get what I am. And I'm not fucking complaining about like, oh, in my times I didn't get this and get that.

It's like, fuck, that was my road. We all got different parts in life. Everybody. So you cannot see the guy next to you and be like, fuck, he made it faster or harder. I mean, I feel about shame, like Shane put a special out of Netflix, right, which was fine.

I put mine out on YouTube, 172,000 views, one, you know, one or two months. That's all taught, you know, yeah, I would be doing a blow punch and all guy. I announced my special Netflix is like, you know, we're gonna do really Shane special the same exact day. Maybe use the same band you to where's that use the same venue to you to the same venue venue venue they're same bathroom I was like yeah Banya like the same place to film it oh did we

not we you did he did it in a massive theater I did in a 160 person comedy club I'm gonna kill myself tonight I'm gonna kill myself dude Tonight I'm gonna kill myself, dude. This is it. You give me money if you kill yourself? I'll give you $180 if I kill myself. No strings attached, dude. You get $180. You still gotta show your dick, oh, I'm not doing that. No, you said you give me another way

to not show my dick. All right, let's do that again. That was far. I just watch him play Call of Duty and I. He lives, he lives. Maybe that's me $1,000 first to be showing my dick. If you You know, yeah, he played I play a war zone. I know, but you show your goggles. No, but I I I'm a cock show

Right now I'm not gonna take that I have to show my dick The show is dick on his show if he but you get another shot. Oh, we're shown you get no like a rug Feffa C's or the loser get a post a big big get another shot. Oh, we're shot. You get another. You get a rug paper. See, it's a loser. Get a post a big thing.

On the field. No, no, no, no. Dude, I got a hilarious picture of your ass. And every day I see it, I think about posting it. It's so funny. It's so funny. A thousand bucks did you send it to me? No, no.

Not a big one. Not a big one. Not a big one. I pay for the man. But what do you got? I love it. I the man. I got you. It's a fucking gay. So funny. Are you shaneless, Billy?

Make a shit. Oh, be it. It's so funny. And I have no idea. I was so flat fucking disgusting. I asked him. Oh, but that's normal. People like you.

Yeah. My cousin is like, you haven't said much. Is this a thing I'm poor for me? I used to think that. The thing cheek. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm my cousin is like you have the same eyes. Is this a good part of me? The thing there. The bean cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. My cousin is like literally, be all like you know that the picture of, um, uh, what's his name? John Lennon and Yoko Ouna where they're both the kid from behind. I have one of the mind. No, my ass is a combination of both of the rest. It's just flattened long and wide.

It's, it's fucking crazy. I have a large non-existent ass. That's what I'm saying. That's what I don't understand how you guys look in the mirror when you're fucking dude. If I look in the mirror and I see my, I do look pretty good, bro. I'm in your device.

I don't see my ass. See my ass. How do you see your ass in the mirror though? And that's a whole, another mirror to the mirror behind me. I know, like look at the panel. I'm happy with. If we're sideways. I see my ass. How do you see your ass in the mirror though? I don't have to hold another mirror to the mirror behind me. I don't know, like look at the panel. I've never been so happy with it. If we're sideways, I can see it. I mean, you probably won't be able to see

even sideways, was it flat? Did I say that? Yeah, I know, but then you can see that there's nothing there. I have a video of me fucking in my phone that I'll show you after the podcast. Why look? I look like a fucking king. I look like a fucking king, dude.

Whatever the angle is, I got the fucking angle on it dude. Oh shit, my check will be matter for sure to you. I won't show that to you. Never mind. Yeah, look at that. For sure. We're not going to do that. We promise.

But we'll never do that. I'll never show. I love her. She do love her. I do love her. She's the one. Yeah. Yeah. She's great. That's the one. Let's check. The one is good. Yeah

The one time you show that video Yeah, you can't show the video the one she she got all she She's fucking I'm off blue shoe with her. Oh, no, I'm off blue shoe I'm going on natural. That's probably that's probably let down for no dude up telling you right now That's how into where I am. That's nice. I don't even blue true I was blue once I want to take a blue. I was like what am I even doing? Yeah, why am I doing I'm trying to like give her more what is that oh? It's a dick dick card. Yeah, you guys take that yeah, our rules. That's run. I don't take it. Okay. I have though and it's It's great

I feel you use it when you need it and the one you want your way to Well, if you're drunk, well at night if I want to fucking I'm drunk as a mind is a machete bro. Yeah, I'm not I think we're talking different levels of drunk Yeah, well if you're sleepy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no if I'm if I'm banging at night I want to be fasting and running 13 fucking miles. Yeah, I'm a card. I can fucking dig fucking hole to find oil. I'm back with the stars. The leaves. So thin. It's so fucking funny. It's all the organs. I

You know, I live, I live. Oh, yeah Oh, he's a fucking he's a lame as much He's the latest video of him where he's just dying Dude, dude, what? Like electrical things on his muscles so they're trying to shock his muscles alive and he's like Guys He's getting dead in five years. I promise you liver can will map your life. Your heart can not sustain that a bunch of drugs. Yeah. Doing that much hysteresis, like doing like

exorcism cocaine and phantoming on the same night. You can leave like that. And the fact that he's actually telling people, yeah, just it delivered like me. It's crazy. If you, if you, if you, for the people out there, if you're a normal person and you think

by taking those pills, you look like that. You're a fucking idiot, same on you. That's fucking... Well, that's his problem. It's like, I don't look. If he was just like, all right, I make these things and then that's that, and it's part of the marketing. But he was claiming straight up,

like I look like this because I'm fucking eating this shit. It is just, and I almost can't look away. It's like watching a car crash. I watch him eat an entire cow's head. He like popped out the eye. He's like, yeah, what is King? How many, how many dudes got tricks by that? Just eating a fucking cow's eye. But I know guys, I know guys, I want to say, I'm a liver king thing. Specifically. Yeah, it's called him. He said, he's all that too. So he needs anything to get healthier to.

So he's like, I get it. You're all there. You're former father. You're getting out of shape. And like, he might be drinking a lot. So he's like, you got to find anything to get healthier. But if you're younger and you can do a lot, don't get fooled by this fuckingness come.

Like I said, let Germans come. Like I eat liver. I kid me. I eat a heart. I fucking feed bread. I eat it all. I'm super healthy. I don't fucking look like that. I mean, there are benefits to eating organs, obviously.

They are, but you don't look like that. Yeah, it's a scam. It's also, and then you got caught using steroids, and which I also don't give a shit. Like, if you use steroids, more power to your heart. Exactly, but like, with somebody, it's like, yo, you use a steroids? Yeah, I I do a little bit but I take these pills to maintain health and blah blah I will buy that even more than you was like I don't

know and he walks by me one time he smells like a trash. You said he instinct. Yeah, we have like tie. We're killing this camera. Yeah, we have like super tied fucking as short jeans like the tie was like like like a Dominican gay guy. Yeah. Long hair like curly, not shirt. Yeah. Walks in the UFC and I'm like, when whoa.

And I really give him the benefit of that was that wasn't him That was probably something in there. Yeah comes back. Oh My nose hurt Like it was like I was like oh Like that bad what he like doesn't shower at all. He doesn't shower because he's the soul natural so he takes like a He showers only like on fountains. Oh, he won't use like soap or the other. And shit. Nothing. I'm a hippie like that.

I'm like, I use everything very low ingredients. My soap, my load, I'm fucking metro sectional. Crick Sunday for the face, Sunday for the hand, Sunday for the body. But that's a mean that I'm gonna stink. You know what I'm saying? I mean, no one on his team is like, Hey, I love you, you're the leadest thinker right now. Yeah.

Like, I would tell my homie like, yo, it's clean. I don't fucking know. I wanted my homie workout like that to that. That's fucked up. Yeah. So what happened to his eye? No. So he's got one eye now.

One, oh, took the living thing. Took the living thing. What's it? He was doing like, I don't know what the exact the extra I suppose, but it was like a fucking rubber band type thing. Dude, I snapped off the door. He didn't. No.

So he's in the given blind. Took you's got one eye patch now. And it's like, lippers, green. Yeah. I'm kind of liking more now. I like it. I got empathy for him. I mean, I don't hate him. I just,

he just bothered me like, you lie into people. Yeah. Like that's what he's just got a cringy. It's kind of funny. I, I, I, I don't know if I follow him, but he definitely comes up in my feet a lot. I haven't seen him in a while. That's time I saw him. He's doing great. No, I do liver king is falling apart due to his organs are failing before our eyes. But what about the liver queen? How's he?? What's the liver queen dying a little ago? I don't have a liver kid. How do the liver kids? I mean, they eat raw liver and stuff.

I'm like, I mean, I don't really, I wouldn't expose my family like that. Like my kids, like they love me because I cook meat almost every day. Like I would big Tomahawk's and steaks. I'm a great chef, by the way. And that's when I eat liver, I cut them really small and I tell the kids,awk's and Stakes. I'm a great chef, by the way. And when I delivered, I caught them really small

and I told the kids, like, it's ribeye. And they believed me. So like, oh, this fucking great. I mean, they don't know they're getting the best bottom is they can. And those fucking is not good sick. They ain't got further good food because they're healthy. You can see the end.

They're more bright. The skin looks good. Yeah. Yeah, damn, I got started eating liver. Like, yeah, would you choose, sorry. Eating better overall. And eventually you can. Awesome fog raw once in a while.

I mean, eating liver. Yeah, the dog is great. I love dog breasts. Dogs my favorite bird. But fog raw, they torture the duck. Yeah, they make it, dude. Yeah they force, they force feed it. Took it so fat and it's liver becomes so decadent and delightful. That's fuck. Yeah, dude. Yeah. If you watch those videos, it's like literally a tube down a duck's fucking. It's just fucking pumping. That's wrong. That's

wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's right. That's a cute. Drugs are doorway. I like ducks. I don't like that. Yeah. That's fuck that. That's super fuck that. I mean, I am. It's true. That's what is like if you watch any of those documentaries on what they do to food, it's a huge one. That's why I just don't watch them. People like, oh, do you want to watch? Fucking the meat and I'm like, nope. No way. I want to enjoy a cheeseburger. I don't fucking, you know, if they tortured this cow, I do feel bad, but you know, I don't want to say it. Where I tortured this cow, I do feel bad, but you know,

where I get my mitts, it's a thing. I believe it's same place. Joe's that and they are like cows are fucking happy eating grass all day. There's it. My friend Nate Bargazzi is a great comedian, super squeaky clean comedian, but he's got a great joke about that. He's like, he's like, to talk about, uh, he's like, you got to get a free range chicken. He's like, yeah, they get the Rome free. He was like, he's like, he's like, they're talking about, uh, he's like, you got to get a free range chicken.

He's like, yeah, they get the Rome free. He was like, what was like, yeah, they're happy. Don't you want to get the ones that want to die? Yeah. Yeah. Happy. Yeah. So you treat them like shit.

So they're like, I mean, I mean, he's not run. He's got a right. He's making sense of being a good, a good kid. All those happy guys. There's a great YouTube video where it's like this dude, he goes like, he'll kill cows on your farm. Like that's this whole thing,

he just shoots cows in the head. But you'll be raising cows and he's like, yeah, it's time to like this cow's sound to you and he comes over just fucking shoots a bolt into their head and it's a whole YouTube channel. And the first two or three cows that they kill, he'll be right here and he'll be like, hey, cow, and the cows like,

mwah, there he goes, right here in the cow, he'll be like, hey, cow, and the cow's like, mwah, and he goes, boom. And then the cow just drops. And the first two or three, you're like, that is fucking disturbing, dude. Four cows in, you're like, this is the greatest thing. It's the funniest thing you'll ever see. It's this guy murdering cows.

That's crazy. When I was a kid, I wasn't a farm my whole life. So like on vaccination day, they know, they lined the map, you go one by one, all that thing I love. When they have to put an animal down, I was like, I'm cool, I eat it, but I don't want to be part of the card in taking everything apart. A port would be easy to watch.

Like they would bring the port card in right in the middle, letting hand for like a few hours. That was okay. A cow. I was like, I can see a cow die. Why not a cow? They're cute, bro. They're too cute. And they take a pig. Don't, or pigs like, don't they have like personalities? They just, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm okay with a pig died. I don't really eat pig. So I can actually kill when I won't eat it But I cow have you hunted before? No, I I ask every hunter the window Please take me as you're fucking servant. I want to be there. What I'm I haven't got an invite Jade

Wow, but I'm in crazy shape. I can go up on the way the fucking little but you would you you would take you you would hunt I got offered to go hunting in Texas last time I went they go hog Hunters. Yeah, yeah, dude Dean Stanfield. Yeah, he was like dude. We're gonna go hog hunting in the night And it was like because I even for the food like in Texas. I guess while hogs are problem They're like they're all over the place So they'll pay you like 30 bucks Per hog that you kill so they just go with like gunness and fucking they just put like a big thing

a bait in the middle of a field with night vision goggles. That's a big company. Just No, No, Yolkable, maybe still is very quick. Let's work as a eating and use up.

Are you fucking a Let's it even for at least go in the fucking in the in the in the woods and find pool pool. Yeah, I would I just would feel so bad if I like because I have friends who go like deer hunting. I live in Jersey. I live fucking in the woods and find pool. Yeah, I would, I just would feel so bad if I like, because I have friends who go like deer hunting, I live in Jersey, I live out in the suburbs, I have friends who like go deer hunting, and I just feel like I'm gonna feel so bad.

If I shoot a deer and I don't kill it, I'm like just listening to it well. Yeah, you gotta follow it. Yeah, follow the trail to try to find it. Yeah, I would love to hunt. I, and I would like really like carry packages and fucking clean. I like that type of shit.

Like, it'll be, bro, it'll be in the outdoors. If you haven't been like, outdoors like that, like in the middle of nowhere, you don't know this, how the sounds of the silence out there, the sound rises, sounds, it's, bro. And I give props to that of how my mental health is today. Where they grew up with that shit every day. And I give props to that of how my mental health is today. Where's it grew up with that shit every day? Been on a horse until I don't even know where I am.

Did you go fishing a lot? I don't do nothing. Nothing. I used to go fishing a lot. I love fishing. Yeah, I love fishing. Did you catch the fucking thing? You got to rip the hook out of its stomach.

I would do fish once. Yeah, I caught a little shark that was fucked up. A little shark. Yeah, I was like, ah, I would have been awesome. I took it off. It was like, yeah, it was no, I'm at the where I said, Tiberonito. It's a little shark. Tiberon. You said, you said little shark, Tiberonito. Tiberoncito. Tiberoncito. Fuck. Yeah. It's up embarrassing me in front of you. It's a little mild, man.

Come on. I was like, fuck yeah. And then I'm like, because I was thinking what I catch on when I eat it. I'm not eating that thing. Send them back. He's pretty was all fucked up from the hook. That was my only time.

I said, no more. I don't want to catch another non-usable animal. I struggled with fucking putting the night crawlers on the hook. Really? You ever get a big ass worm? Yeah. Yeah, they like, they know what's up. They're trying hardest to fuck to get away from that.

Yeah. We go, every time I go on vacation with the family, we'll do like a catching cook. You like rent a little boat. They bring out, you catch a couple fish. You fish a lot, dude. Yeah, dude. I remember when I went, we went to Rainbow, or Peacock Bass fishing. Everyone was like, oh, you catch a couple fish you fish a lot, dude Yeah, dude, I remember when I went we don't remember or Peacock bass fishing everyone was like oh you got a fucking garden. He's gonna be so jealous

But yeah, I love you catching a fish in the morning and then bring it back to a restaurant cooking it that day and fucking eating it Oh my god, that's a hop and I mean You're fucking you're eating something that you fucking winning. It's a different feeling. It's the best you're fucking, you're eating something that you fucking went in. It's a different feeling. It's the best. That's me. I could hunt if I knew we were gonna kill it and eat it. I knew we were gonna eat that fucking food.

I think I could get there. Yeah. But I can kill anything I know when I, like, with no bad feelings. I mean, it's just living. I killed a mouse the other day and it, it haunts me. It's so haunted dude. So I had a mouse in my drawer, I had a bag of bread. It was like a hole and I was like, oh fuck, I got a mouse.

So then I got two traps. I put peanut butter on one and I put cheese in the other and I put them both in the drawer. Took everything out of the drawer. I was like, let's see if this fucking mouse comes. I went smoked weed or whatever. I came back like 20 minutes later and I heard, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Like it bounced around in there. This mouse got caught on the one trap and then it sort of flopped around on the other trap. So the other trap snapped on its half its body and the other one snapped on the face. So it was I was just loving gang, dude. And it was like, it was looking at you. That's fogged out.

It was twitching like this. And it just, and I was looking at it, it was going, and it was kind of cute. It wasn't gray. It was like a brown one like almost like it off you'll mouse or whatever If I see one of those they let them be I felt so bad dude and then I was like fuck dude I was like I can't just take it and like put it in the garbage and let it be tortured So I brought it outside and I fucking I fucking made it bite the girl by fucking step by dude I had to do that. I had to do that like It was brutal. Three months ago, I was upstairs.

It got, it's leg. It's the mouse. It's the mouse. It's like you, my. If it's a rat, I don't have, not by feeling on a stepping on the head. But if it's a mouse, I see them, I get a good bro.

I mean, it's just as leg that got trapped. So we was running. Oh, no. And I had to like, fucking hold the mouse trap. I got a boot and just fucking. I put a towel over it, but just fucking. Yeah, I put it in a bag and I folded it. I put it in a bag and I folded it in half

and then it was just, and I went, yeah, I probably will let them suffer. I don't think if I can do the last shot. You have to. Unless you get me mad. You gotta do it. Well, then I feel like that, this thing, like the last shot is what fucked me up, but I like the idea of this thing

just being in the garbage can, suffering all night. Orts down the toilet. He drove away. He dragged him, dragged him. He worked. See, he worked. He worked. I gotta go in.

The guy who used to live here, one of the guys who used to live here, he was at his parents' house. It was over COVID, I think. And something kept eating the food in the garden. So he set up a trap and he caught a possum. And then he was like, I gotta kill this fucking possum. Dude, the possum was like, it's crazy. I killed 1,000 of those in my garden.

It feels like homicide. He took the possum. He didn't know how to kill it. So he just took the cage and dipped it in a rain barrel. And he drowned this fucking thing. Oh my god. He drowned it. He lifts the thing up.

It's dude. It's holding on. And he took a picture. This thing's holding on to the cage. I'm like, what the fuck? So while it's in the cage, holding on. He took a real real spot. Oh my god.

Put it through. Oh my god. It was like, you're really? You told me about this and I was like bro you're a fucking piece of shit I didn't know far he was like possums These like they're bad and I was like dude. I don't think possums eat It's a rock cool is rock cool. So I googled it possums are good for garden That guy was not the one eating the tomatoes Yeah, they tortured this fuck what they do is like raccoons make holes yeah to eat the worms

So they don't want the food, but they destroy your plants. Yeah, I had one point of time The best did you kill a raccoon? Oh, if I if I haven't got you yet, but I've been fucking waiting to I will shoot that raccoon I'm gonna shoot the motherfucker them. I'm gonna shoot the motherfucker Field I'm gonna shoot him. I'm right now Like check this out. I had a beautiful garden like seven rows dude. I could feed Families I will give badges to all my friends. I will do the crazy solids and This reconfigured it out that my soil was fucking the best with the thickest worms and they start like destroying destroying and I won't fix it I will keep fixing it

there was a point couldn't do it they just fuck it up so literally just let it go and dude I started like putting a alarm in the middle of the night coming to to go to BB gun check, I catch one. Yeah. I fucking drill a hole to his face. Fucking sitting in the middle. It was, it was keep destroying the destroyed plants. So I was like, are you still, it was already, I really let the garden go. Everything was dying. I was sad.

I thought you said, I see like 10 feet away. I was like, 10 feet away. And I was just like, if I catch a catch, and I fucking let it go. Yeah. Did you drop? Was he dead? Fuck yeah. Oh, he's probably like, oh, no.

But maybe he got this. Oh, you got it. I have like, I have one in the boxes. I have the same experience as a real gun. Oh, okay. You don't have to bump guys. It's just one. Two, two. The other thing real guy. Oh, okay. You don't have to pump guys. It's just one, two, two. Do that in sounds heavy.

Oh, no. Oh yeah. You killed a fucking adorable raccoon. They're not adorable. What the hell are you talking about? They're not adorable. That's my food. I mean, if you were a non-human, you'd find my house.

If I see a rat and you're not inside, I'm like, cool. I wouldn't even put poison outside. They fuck with my food. That's another thing. I was like, you're not fucking with. What'd you do with the body with the dead wrap? He put his head on a spike from all the other backgrounds. Yeah.

Back. Yeah. Just dropping the alley. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

Like the annual service. Yeah. And I said, yeah, he was at some of's something house that I don't know what happened. He's gone shot. They give up. They give up. They give up. They give up.

They give up. They give up. Sort of do execute a fucking raccoon. No, like I didn't ask him. Did you carve Cheeto Vera into a chest? His ground up. He is, he is, he is putting in the cart and left. But I mean, don't fuck with the food.

Yeah, raccoons are son of a bitch. When I was in Costa Rica, the rac I mean, don't fuck with the food. Yeah, raccoons are son of a bitch. When I was in Costa Rica, the raccoons figured out how to open the doors and come in the room in the middle of the night I wake up. And there's a raccoons, there's three raccoons sitting on my counter, just opening cookies and eating them looking at me.

What the fuck in thong? They're cute, I'm not gonna lie, they're cute, dude. But they are poisoning, if they bite you or the touches, whatever. If they're actually poisoning, they're really good dude, but they are poisoning if they bite you or the touches whatever if it like they're like actually poisoning They're they're not good. Yeah, the other ones are pretty good. They're only ones to pop possums are horrifying Look, I saw a baby one I went into my I was like taking out my garbage and like I had like a an empty like soda Like a 12 pack of soda like just the box. Yeah, and I pick it it up I was heavy and I was like what the fuck is that I look inside Yeah

It was a it was a baby possum it wasn't right. I know it wasn't so I open it guys like literally it's playing possum I didn't realize to realize that that was a theft what I was like I'm sitting idiot dude And I was like oh it's dead This poor thing and I was like I'm gonna get rid of its fucking body now and then I fucking go to pick it up again And then he went All the other day I'm again dude and it's whole thing I was like it's weird Song comes out is laid down this really yeah, yeah,, yeah. Cored up in a bowl with the mouth out like. But if you see people like pet them on YouTube and shit,

they're like pretty kind of cute. Once you get over the fact that they look like they're from hell, they're kind of cute. I was growing up, there was a, at our bus stop in the morning, there was a rec, a possum, we all just thought was dead. It was laying, it was curled like that. A fucking cop showed up and shot it in front of the kids. They were like, this thing must have been rabid. Years later, recently

I googled it. I don't think they can even get babies. I think they're wrong again. No, no, I think the buzzer have nothing. Like really nothing for you. Like nothing bad. They're the good guys. Yeah, they actually just, God made them so horrible fucking ever again. Just like kids. How's that? Oh, he's gonna be spying on me. I'm gonna kill you. He's gonna go on.

It's my problem, dude. That's crazy. Yeah, a person that's ugly as fuck. Raccoons are cute, but they're mean, dude. They're like a bad dog. They really wanna hurt you. You have me fucking, yeah,. They're like a bad dog. They really want to hurt you. You have me fucking, yeah, I don't like those focus. Yeah, they hiss.

It's fun. You ever watch people try to feed pot or a great video of this gay dude trying to feed a raccoon. He walks outside, there's 30 raccoons. So he comes out with food and he's like, hey. And it just comes up to him like slow. And I go, bite to death. I'm like, oh. go fight today. Oh,

that's fun. Yeah. He runs. Yeah. Anyway, we should go. We should wrap this up. Cheeto, you're the fucking man. Thank you, bro.

Lewis. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, dude. You're a far, I forgot how good at interviewing you. Stop it. Can you do this? Check out my half-hour special.

Yeah. Check out his half-hour special. Check it out, guys. And obviously watch Cheeto win the title win the fucking fucking Thank you boys. You better say who let dogs out on your post speech. I will I actually for your next Special I can introduce you. Yeah, please I come with like a singly like a resin singly Please resin shoes

Brat my hair. Yeah, I think we can do something good. I would do that all right piss Yeah. I think we can do something good. I'll do that. All right. Peace.