Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 469 - Joesthetics (feat. WARMODE)

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

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John Madden football against each other. I didn't realize he was a contender. He really, that was it. That was Bill played both sides of the ball in high school, did? True. Awesome. He started playing defense. When you all stayed, some. True. I'll think. You started playing defensive.

When you all stayed, some talking about you started playing defensive. It was pretty good. I'm not sure. What else? Dude, don't be deflated. You got literally stopped on like not even the one you're in. Finally played on the real skill level. Yeah, even skill level.

Dude, I know like fuck around shit, but sometimes like I'm actually like sad. It's not fun. I always like known as like the guy joking around stuff but like sometimes I like good said. Dude you should start. You gotta start a thirst trap IGN. We talked about it a lot. I'm like, I do myself.

Huh? I'd rather do it now. You're sad. That'd be that's a good thirst trap. Just like, dude there's ones on there that's like, a picture of their kid like newborn. And then it's like a flashbang sound and it's like life after my newborn died.

It's like, pro. What? Oh, Instagram just where the guy is. They don't have those. Like, morning, like, it's so sweet. How about that girl doing the fucking like, I love you TikTok to her baby in a fucking yeah, I had like an incubator and that news.

Yeah, that was fucked up. What? She does a TikTok dance and just like, about pointing to a baby, her baby in an incubator. Ah. You know what, shitty when you go, yeah, when you go to whatever it's called, Nicky, it's like the neonatal intensive care unit.

A lot of the babies, you just don't see any parents anywhere around the whole time. That's wild. Like, people just like crap babies out and they're all like ventilators from the beginning of their life and like nobody comes and visits them. That's wild. Like, people just like crap babies out. They're all like ventilators from the beginning of their life. Like nobody comes to visit. So really shitty. Either way, what do you think? What do you think? That wasn't me. So thankful that wasn't me. True. Yeah. True. Spade was left to die. Yeah. On mountain mountain. Swayed was ballin' in the dock.

It's a challenge. Yeah, throw a little bit. Just a little bit. Yeah, just a little bit. For a minute. For a second. We're all orphans for a second. Yeah. That's what Mother Teresa was doing with like people who are dying. She would just have a whole fucking thing of just people dying on towels. That's fucking sick. That was her shit. The beach. What? Just like a trip to the beach.

She could beach day. Everyone's He Calcutta. Yeah, dude, don't sleep on the fucking All sleep on the nuns. Nons are, uh, you know, a central part of the church. I saw two on my way and I said sister you can go ahead of me. You saw none? Yeah. I had a goat fourth grade teacher sister Elizabeth. She was the best. I'm getting pumped on the nuns lately. I told you I'm reading that book about the guy making the pilgrimage from the via Frangelica start in Canterbury, England walked a room. It's pretty tight

Oh, yeah, and you get the stamp you get to stop it like a little Like anywhere like the monks are showing you get to stop and just be like this weird like buying your sins out of hell Like buying your way out of hell it was Now now you can just like do it. And they have a little pilgrim passport and you stop, and they'll be like, yeah, you can sleep here for them. They have to give you logic. Nice.

It's pretty tight. So you're all West Rules. Yeah. It's pretty tight. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do the BF friend, Jellica. You go through all the little cities and they have a little history of every city in France.

It's pretty sick. That'd be really cool. Dude, like the angel statues get their heads blown off. What? World War II, and then they, like a month will find them and save them put the statue back up And they'll check this out. This angel guy's fucking head blown off. We saved it. She got obliterated That's deep. That's nice Well, it's tons of stuff like that dude. You know mayor's tomb. No, say no mayor. No, he walked even wander the countryside for like Years trying to beg the Lord's like please give the peasants some more your some of your guys's land

And he just walks so much that it's like stop working so he became crippled and then he died and all the little crippled kids in France Visit his tomb and lay their shoes on his tomb. That's nice. I was reading it on the plane. I was like So when was this? Yeah, when was this? I don't know probably in like the 70 dollars right actually probably the 1500s When was this I don't know probably like the 70 dollars right actually probably the 1500s Holy own it was probably the 14 1500 don't even don't even get a starter on that video Holy own the probably yeah, we'll thought an appointment from the 14 hours I could see you well, we'll be honest. I didn't really know we talked about earlier I was I was talking to two people. They didn't know the know Napoleon. I know him. No, I know But I'm saying people don't even know he had a huge effect on the world

Yeah, I know that his whole family's got his car He's grandson started the FBI. Yes. Yeah, it's crazy That'll be right and there's a there's currently Napoleon. There's current current Bernaparte's the one dude looks exactly like what? What? Yeah, he married someone like Baroness or something. They must be loaded. Yeah, dude. They're the Bernaparts Fuck, that's pretty good. I think he didn't he donate a million francs Yeah, he married someone like Baroness or something. They must be loaded. Yeah, dude, they're the bonaparts. Fuck, that's pretty good. They did it. I think he didn't donate a million francs.

They never tried to hit him. They never tried to hit him with like racist or anything like that. What? Did he donate a million francs to like the town and he went to military school and? I don't know. He did go, he did help out Corsica a lot. He was a loner in military school.

He was a very nice person. He was a weird shit. We all know a lot about him, it's whatever, it's his parents' work. I don't know, shit's right. No, he was right. He was weird shit. We all know a lot about him. It's whatever. It's his parents. I don't know. Shit about him.

No, I was. Compared to the other boys, yeah. A little. Yeah. He was ashamed about it. And he wasn't sure. But I mean, that's how he makes such a man. I'm his four alert.

What happens to him? He ends up on an island. Yeah. And ex-out. His fucking ass. Twice. Twice. Twice. Twice. So mad about it. How do you get on ex-out? First time first time they put them on island He broke out and took over Europe Jack's bear you fucking good. They're like

He's a bit of a papiote they put them on They put them on island you French for butterfly and did it again What and then they sent him to Fuck up for you. What's called real far? Jamaica that's right Real far Wagwan Napoleon man, yeah bigots No, they said yeah, he got out of fuck did he say Helena?

St. Helena got it. So what not a big deal nailed it Dang bro, he's not my favorite you listen just grants my favorite you listen yes grant verse in the point who would win? Didn't grant study Napoleon. Oh That's like Lebron and fucking Michael draw me now. We're talking and Napoleon studied the great Anseuser true started all the boys loved those boys like a lineage Yeah, study that shit, but I wish I studied that stuff. What's his name? Duke of Wellington was like Napoleon was the goat. Really? I beat him. Napoleon was the goat though.

It's pretty sick. Anyway, I'm excited for the film. I've heard negative reviews about it so far. Yeah, I'm not liking this whole, allegedly they're making a mountain be like a super synth, which bothers me. It does have some nasty letters. He's horny boy.

Wait, so what's the complaints about it? Are they saying like it's just like not real? Somebody text me and said it was, it was like maybe an intentional comment. Boy, I was like, no, it was not. That would be great if it were ironically did it in a Paulian movie. I think somebody told me that,

there would be so funny if he came out. He's like, I can't even. I think they'd do it again because Joaquin Phoenix just changed his interpretation of Napoleon like after they wrote it and gave it to him. I don't know I think I heard that really think they had to like just change the movie from what it was written to just accommodate sounds familiar Joaquin what sounds like It sounds familiar. Joaquin. What?

It sounds like the Trump Hitler. Trump Hitler? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually think that's what happened. You fucking. I think Joaquin just was like, no, this is how he would do it. He's just the joke. He's just the joke for the whole time.

And then you know, the world, that world, that world, changes people. It changes people. That world, I told him. Did you want to? I told a fucking once his name. He glad you, I told him. I said, watch out. I told a Fucking once his name he glad you I told him I said watch out their roles that changes you That ice machine gets going See I scary that thing is at night dude that would fucking kill me startling you go to you turn it off

Yeah, I felt bad because my I have like ceiling fans to have like a light on them I have like ceiling fans that have like a light on them. You can use your hand. I think it's a real one. I'm asking if it goes nuts. Dude, I thought someone was in my kitchen. That's crazy. What's it making like the cubes? Giant blocks of ice.

Dude, I turn my, my remote to trigger other fans in different rooms. I turn my light off, my fan on in my room yesterday and it turned the light on downstairs with the dog sleep. So they just slept in like total lightness. I came downstairs the morning, but Tilda was just looking at me. Just laid on the thing with her eyes wide over like what the fuck Jack's probably was fine. He's blinding and give a fuck he passed out.

But yeah, dude, I'm under severe dress right now. Yeah. I like some season's just going. It's just like I get to make some. I'm tasked with making the turkey for the family this year. Thank you. Oh, that sucks. How you doing? I'm excited. I'm going to make some of you. I'm tasked with making the turkey for the family this year. Thank you. Oh, that sucks. How you doing? I'm excited.

I'm going to brine it. I'm not brining it, but I have the toughest of judges coming down, dude. What's brining it? It's when you put... It's like you... Yeah, you will get accused of under-seasoning. They don't know what. They don't know what.

I get the toughest of what, dude. The brine... Just intentionally put too much season. Yeah. So when everyone's like, this is a little... You know, I'll be like, oh, yeah. You guys don't understand season. Just put a hop in the air. I'm sorry. Pulling hot sauce. So your front, like a fruit punch, pull the hot sauce.

No, it was a, yeah, no, you put it in a sugar salt herb combination and like it penetrates into the flesh and flavors of flesh in the turkey. Nice. I'm going to knock their fucking socks off. I think you will. If not, it's going to be the house will totally melt down. If that turkey doesn't come out right, the whole house is dry. Do you have a baster? Fucked.

Wow. I got a baster. I got a flavor injector. This is big. This is like a racial pressure of making it. I'm representing, dude. I'm fucking, I'm putting the represent. I'm putting the represent.

Yeah. All right. We can talk about it. I got it. Bully, dude, this is why I'm trying to wear cool stuff. Whenever I'm fucking, I'm putting that represent. You have to represent. Yeah. We can't become the Colonel. We can talk about it. I got it. Bullie, dude, this is why I try not to wear cool stuff. Whenever I wear cool, I literally put on a represent t-shirt. That one?

Not this one, a different one. That's all I have. They give me a box of represent t-shirts. All I wear is represent t-shirts. But one of them just says represent huge across the back. I'm just going to get coffee. I literally went and I put it put it on I was like why do I care? No one cares. This doesn't matter. Nothing's gonna happen I went into this coffee shop. This guy goes all right. You can go ahead in front of me We're gonna take a wild order and I start going and he pulled his wife back from the counter

It was like yeah, I let this guy go first. He's representing right now They just got to feel like the big fellow fellow But why do you do that to me? You should have turned around and just had a curiosity. What's the point of it? Why? Is that make you feel good? Why do bad things happen to you? Talk about me like that. You should have spazed, dude. I could have I should have bent down and screamed as loud as I couldn't his daughter's face. He wasn't big, I could have handled his family. Yeah, this fucking dude, when I was in Liverpool, this dude was like, are you filming my kids?

And I was like, no, dude, my GoPro's off. I was just trying to buy a backback, my backback broke. And this fucking guy just goes, he starts talking to his wife, pointing at me, basically accusing me of videotaping little kids. That's how I treat him. I could have killed this fucking dude, he was looking at his 50s. Oh, yeah, he's you being a pita. Yeah, man He peeped a pop I hope that dude feels true. I hope you feel like a big boy tip right now Fuck I wanted to kill this what you do. Do you start?

I just do I was like left and I'm like yeah, dude. I'm filming your kids dude. I My head I was like I'm gonna give him his fantasy. Why did you just why did you see that I film little kids and I really like your kids. That's what I'm I'm shooting. You should've been like dude. The only reason you're saying that's because you think about filming your kids all the time. I mean I don't I don't pay the phone not me. Yeah I don't play this game. I rubber glow. I had a like stuttering silent and for an hour or so after that I thought about rage. You'd rage. I'd be so mad if someone cues me of pedophilia. It's a fucking heavy charge. they're like yo stop it's crazy. That's why I told him I was like that's like a grounds for a fist fight Oh big time like there's nothing I was like trying to think like things that would give it then you're risking it all because if you lose you are a pedophile

Or lost the fight it would be like I beat the shit out of a pedophile. I was a 50-some-year-old dad. I have so much rage dude I know you got you big. You look good. That would be nice to be like cameras on now. Now I'm gonna beat your ass dude. Bump fights. Dude, if you record yourself, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here.

I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here. Dude, I'm gonna go here.

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Like drop everything and go. Yeah, John. I know. There you go, bro. I don't go. That's all I was left for when he was saying screaming little girl's face like that would have been hilarious. True.

I don't even like you. You're not even hot to me. You're going to probably be hot eventually, but no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not even hot to me. You're gonna probably be hot eventually, but no. It's not even what I'm into right now. That's like the key to fucking start. That's not a party. That is not a party. What getting the keys to being the chomo and public

is not doing it in another country, too. They're good at fucking. They just have a camera, my chest. What the fuck do you want me to do? They want me to do. That is wild as fuck though. That's like bomb scene drones. You know what I mean? If you just see a dude on a public transportation

wearing a camera vest, I'd be like, will you fucking child rage? Just like, I can think more now. You're really the worst thing I can think of. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Well, actually, in fact, in fact, sir, I am. My attention is to film your children.

I would never touch them. There's a minor attraction first. It's actually legal. fact, in fact, sir, I am. My attention is to film your children. I would never touch them. There's a minor attraction person. It's actually legal. We are in public. I'm filming your kids. Yeah, like the Black Panther party used to do it. They used to film the police. They used to film the police, yeah, or the police. They used to film the police.

They used to film the police. They used to watch them for like 10 feet away. I'm like, we are allowed to watch you. They were the first dudes on YouTube. They were like, I know my rights right sir. You cannot pull me down But the sovereign citizens That is the tightest YouTube oh my god, it's you can watch it forever sir I do not have to roll down my window to talk you this is enough for me to thank you sir

Please give me my business to me off so there's so funny You do also presents them something I know I usually am not supportive But then I see a dude being like actually know I'm like B's ass dude They do the cops fasm yank him out of cars and shit. Yeah, dude. Yeah, there's certain states I don't I'm pretty sure this is true where you can like technically try to pull a cop over There's certain states you pull up on a cop and all the pullover You can pull them over but I just want to check to make sure like you guys are you Huh, you can audit a cop Yeah, I'm running out of it. Pull over. You can pull them over. I just want to check to make sure like you guys are who you say. They work for us.

You can all of them. Huh? You can audit a cop. Yeah, you can pull them over and then you can be like, I'm a... You have to be a fucking psycho. Wait. You can pull over. You can pull them over.

Like, what's your badge number? What's this? You like, can I call you? And then you can, I think you can like verify that they're who they say they are. Or some point pretty tight There's a lot of dudes roll around like fucking the lights and they have regular like yeah our yellow and white ones And then every now the cops will pull me let me check it all and it's like red and blow is it? Why do you have this? I do like stuff. I'm like a contractor do stuff on my ass

You're not allowed to have this. There's dudes over there pretending to be cops That'd be fun to do that's a nice job already cops if you're retired would be nice Hidden hidden the lights on people Casually you're gonna get a high-speed chase Somebody's gonna run and hit those like then that's a fun night. Yeah, oh my god And he just don't even chase dude. I'm telling I thought about being a cop for so long You would be a real cop I'd me dude. I'm telling I thought about being a cop for so long. You would be a I'd be tough. I'd be cool. I'd be cop I'd be Matt. It's you would not be a brutal. I'd be there

Loan in your brutal cop the world dude. I'd be so fair You would be like the wire. I'd be so chill make an ulti No, yeah, you couldn't you couldn't say everything the grease you'd be a dirty cop I would be 30 cop I remember hearing about you So bad You couldn't say everything to Greece. You'd be a dirty cop with it for three years. I would agree, dirty cop. I remember hearing about it. You'd be a dirty cop right aloud. It's so bad. There's God of you, wait a minute. I remember hearing about they used to do these things in Baltimore.

They were called backpack pops. If they see a dude with a school bag, they was like, woo-woo, the same thing. Like, see if they would throw the backpack down and run. They would just take it, compensate their drugs. There was a guy in Philly that was just going through like convenience stores and just fucking me to give us money.

Nice. They're fully just exhorted. I'm just like, yo, pay us. And it's pretty much like, that's what people spaz out and say cops are. What? They just do that shit all the time. Oh, they don't do. I'm a thimble. I got me. I got their sex. I was like, that's like, I'm working. You're with cops. I had their sex until they gave me a speeding ticket in Arizona.

That's literally all the pigs. That was pig. Was it state troopers or was it a? I don't know. Was it just now? It was you, now was you McCowny motherfucker got me Well, I think that three ten what I don't know what it was dude It was so straight and long pause and I was like just drive it down the whole time And he like you lose yourself the cops bet away you lost yourself. Yeah, and the music and the moment fucking I'm driving down the street hide behind a cliff. Yeah, and then he got you he'd break check you He warned you.

That's not caught. Break checkin' someone on the highway, it's like, dude, how much does it take it? $400. Damn. How fast are you goin'? I was in a Dodge Durango, so I think I was targeted.

Probably. That's actually an undercover cop car. Yeah, but that's why I kept telling him he's paid the whole time where he driving with a sold cop. I had a six. And then they fucking put me over. I should have ran an audit autumn. You should have.

Yeah, watch videos where they do audit. They walk journalists walking and start audit people. It's nuts. It's all in the whole YouTube hole or TikTok hole or whatever of blessing, pitos, stealing valor. All the show. Yeah. Are you on the talk right now?

Uh, I was to try to make it. You just don't dance. But I'm just the show. Yeah. Are you on the talk right now? I was trying to make it true. You just don't dance this. But I'm just the IDF girls. I mean, it's hard. It's hard. Look at me. You do that dance. That's a good idea.

That one. That's the only TikTok one I'm confident I could do. Dude, that was a huge thing before. You know that one. You know that one. Yeah. What is it? Before TikTok and me. Like and then they just do that

I'm so very exciting really yeah, it'll get you watching my wife wants nothing more than for us to do Interracial take-tog dance. Oh Please do internet social media couple. Yeah The next level well they also those big Andy L. Yeah, well fucking wife, huh Andy L. Yeah, they also, those big Andy Elliott's fucking wife. Huh? Andy Elliott and his wife. Are you afraid of success? I do.

Please do. I see the couple she's talking about. There is a thing of interracial TikTok, social media things where it's like, we're gonna do whatever. I know a dude who, like his wife, made him start doing this and it's like for 25 likes. Wait, his wife.

No, nobody makes it. Full blown, like and it's like for 25 likes wait his wife No, nobody makes it full blown like it's always for 10 like they set up like like they buy a camera like Like they're Elliott did this not Elliott. I know a dude like Yeah, yeah, like he got married on a med one and then started having to do Tick-tock themes and Instagram stuff You can get pulled into your babe social media world and it's like, dude, I'm fighting it. I'm fighting it like the devil. I did tell her though, I made a deal with it. No, dude.

No, I'm not doing them. What I told her, didn't order, because I was like thinking about myself. As your counsel, you have to deny. I just, I won't do that. But I told her, I was like, in order to get your, she does love the dance. So I'm like, I want her to go start doing

my dance class and all this stuff. And I told her, none. I'm telling you, man, she does love the dance So I'm like I want her to go start doing my dance class and all this stuff and I told her not I'm telling me man She fucking loves a dance. She was a cheerleader. It's like it's crazy that that's on the table for chicks and then if I get dudes in His 30s like fucking I'm just gonna go dance class. You're a fucking lunatic dude. It's chill. It is not She's gonna teach me how to dance is like the record before she's off the record how to dance I'm gonna start doing weekly dance classes. That was huge. You want to always in high school. Step one, step just a to bay to see the day. It's actually very nice.

Be very fun. Yes. I told her I'll be your pupil, but we're not filming any of it. It's top-bottom. This is like a romance movie. We might get things like it. He did. It's dirty dancing. You should also think that he's gonna teach you a dance and then you'd be like, I'm good. I am good at dancing.

Fine. We can do one. Take that. I'm not gonna do a take that. Somebody should see dance and then you can be like, I'm good. I am good at dancing. Fine, we can do one TikTok. I'm not going to do a TikTok. Somebody should see these moves. I'm telling you, I'm not going to do a TikTok. Why don't I set up a TikTok? One day, we just clear out the area and you guys for the podcast.

We give you this dance. Yeah. That would be sick. A little time ago. If you guys broke out, the original TikTok on our Patreon, that would be kind of tight. Yeah. If we just came and did like a 30 minute routine for the patient

I think it's holy fuck. I'd be good Is it a type of dancing or what? Let me sit here. Dude, that's even work on Moral combat level. That's as bad as the singing We talking about the dead serious dance to something dude. I'm gonna get nice Dead serious dance to something is fucking great stone cold server almost impossible Dude, I'm gonna get nice. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

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It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. A little choreography would help you though. You need to trust your choreographer soda boy dancers You draw a little shit with nasty. I got kicked out of mass for doing it. No, you did swear to God They stopped the fucking mass to me my cousin were in the back and like behind the glass cranking it dude stop there I was like like I think we thought it was a funny shit in the world He's you guys better get in here at leave and my cousin's like fuck you and then I got fucking dragged in I was just looking at my I knew my aunt was there so they fuck out the walk in you guys better get in here at least. And my cousin's like, fuck you. And then I got fucking dragged in. I was just looking at my, I knew my aunt was there.

So they fuck out the walk. You guys getting trouble? Yeah. And that's the paper. You know what's going on with the churches, right? True. You guys are pedophiles. You probably shouldn't stop messes.

Let me soldier boy crank in the back. So who was, who was at the mass? Who? Did they give word back to mom that you were at the mass of the whole man stopped Yee I at least I went dude. We don't know I don't know I mean like that. No, I'm just saying I'm not tired. He's getting a little cranky The dude's in there from that I thought he's questioning my fucking dedication

He was spasming and I was like, do you know what you're talking here? You were not the same that No, not a mess. I judge me before I judge anyone else today. But God do that. That's why lawyers and judges go to hell. True. I just sold Instagram so that. Really? Yeah. Spade, are you thinking about doing TikTok dance?

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work on, work it out, get it. You think I'm pushing your pool videos? I could, that'd be sick, but I mean, I'm not that good. You guys were a GoPro, I'm fucking filming your pool videos. Plum videos, dude, please create beautiful works of art, dude. I'm just, right now now step ones about just my show We got to keep the show down heard that pod. Same thing. Get you sleep Jim sleep stuff. I don't say positive. Yeah, my buddy Rick said

Yeah, my buddy Ricky said if you have a kid you just stop sleeping. Huh? You have a kid you just stop sleeping. You do it's fucked up Yeah, then you get used to it. I saw a lady She's like a it's like a grandmom was like I this grandmom runs on caffeine and kisses and I was like for real No bullshit. That's no cap at all dude I was like no straight from Ohio you do run on caffeine and kisses after a while. It's pretty sick Your skin just slowly dries out. That's it. Yeah, where the fuck did you find that caffeinated Snortish We looking that last night that's fucking crazy. Yeah Matt Tom said it to me. It's called bump. It's good

Yeah, it's a caffeine. Oh bump. Yeah, I know Tom. You heard a bomb party with it. No, I don't party that party with it It's just a pile of white powder you can buy off Do that a path to you. I told me to replace coffee with it. Yeah a pile of white powder you can buy off there. Do that after you. Yeah, it's time to go me to replace coffee with it. Yeah, it's like, no. That is pretty sick. Do it at the gym. Next time we go.

Feel like you're doing blow every morning. It's like stuff. It's such bad. I think caffeine will burn your nose though. People start fucking snorkeling. It's not a place for ingesting. I one time dude, hand up by fucking cut cocaine with no dose pills one time.

People were not happy Like that hurt with the fuck I bought some no-dose what's no dose like speed chucker speed I'm like sick now I have so much cocaine now. They were like that hurt me. Why did you do that? I said, I'm sorry guys. I figured I was trying to be greedy. I may drug I thought they'd be greedy. I may drug Thought they'd be the same fucking thing. Oh my god caffeine you can't tell the difference and they're like that really hurt Whatever the fuck was in that it's probably what Snort cook or snort caffeine so true. I'm especially they have maybe it's like the fun. It's a neat

That's what you call native ed True, you know bump my sponsor guys. I hope nobody buys bomb. They hope they really don't really do I hope nobody buys both they hope they really don't really Dude you it's like You'd be just like cup of coffee cup of coffee. Yeah, one of these fools doing keel over There was that body builder that died from a joystick. Don't you fucking do that Joe's acting dodge from fucking Kathy. Oh, you know, Joe's static You drink in 30 fucking ass drinking like 20 cups of coffee a day You think caffeine to down your own eyes fucking just the top of the page. It's all you fucking read

He would do a leader of decaf coffee just cuz he love that shit It was decaf. I swear to God never been a more You've never been a more positive person on the internet Really? Too many. Oh, he was worried he was worried about his blood He thought some shit was in his blood. He did. He had heavy metals in his body. Got a fucking transfusion because he got the fuck his legs waxed and out of nowhere, he started feeling fucking bad. Yeah. Yeah. It's real. You guys legs waxed. Yeah. And then he got shitcaf a bit of a leg legs wax. Why do you get a lot of wax? Oh

Oh, we're not to talk about I don't know if you guys are sponsored by Pfizer or not Yeah, I was sponsored by Pfizer. Yeah, no, he got he went to a fucking hyperbaric chamber allegedly and fucking had a like a heart attack or something But they said they were some all the coffee he drew. I was just getting a list of coffee. That is a lot. That is Pfizer. That's big fun. Whoa, exactly.

Dan, this guy was drinking like, no, they're like his friends were concerned for him. No, it was a leader of coffee day of D.C. Wow, that sucks. See, this is how this info works. Literally. Really smart. That's crazy. You're going to put Joe's set.

Joe said it. Joe said his boss positive light in this world. He was. He was really. So he was so ripped too. And he got the Vax. It's these Joe aesthetic. Yeah.

It's his bro. Ziz bro. We're all going to make it cons. All of us. These are most positive. I love Joe. A static. Yeah.

Joe said it. He would seem like the man. I just, you know, they literally said his friends were concerned with, for him. The coffee intake was too much. This is the coffee intake was concerning. Who said friends? Some fucking friends.

Some fucking friends. You're here watching, you get news on Snapchat bro, come on. Dude, it was a fucking bullshit. It was AP. AP. Oh, yeah. It was AP. Absolute pulsis.

Yeah, nice. What do you think about this upcoming race? Do you think it's gonna win? Fuckin' Trump. Dr. Shibba. Dr. Shibba. Dr. Shibba. Donald Trump, let's go.

I'm not voting. I completely went in. I'm never voting again. Sure. Huh? It's a sham, bro. They literally said Joe Biden had the most votes of all time. Yeah, no. And then they're like, dude, you're fucking insane that you denied that. Yeah. And then there's stealing elections again and

getting caught. We're just like, there's like guys are there. We're talking about eight inches and thick. We're talking about the more last night. It's too nice to go where we're talking about us. We just recap and the whole COVID thing. It was very, it's very funny. Just like, it's racist, so it was from the factory that they have there that makes it. Yeah. And it's not racist say Chinese guy ate a bat. And then everyone's like, that's what they just said. They just literally were like, no, that's how they eat those wet markets. He ate a pangolin and a bat. He marched from the pan. Asians do that. That was like yeah. Yeah for sure.

So I think it came from a lab that did COVID vaccines. Yeah. That's racist. That's racist is, I know this has been covered 10 million times. It really fucking pissed. It's really funny. It is. It's really funny.

It's really true. It is fucking. It's so lost and everything that's happened the amount of lies they've hit you since then is insane. Yeah. If you replay one of the lies you're like no way that worked. Yeah it's like that's racist about saying it came out. That's why you're like what are they like? You're going to be a little bit of a pain.

What lies going on right now? They don't even know. Oh sure. There's a bunch. The election. Well you do. Let's never get lied to again. I agree.

I promise I won't lie to you. I won't lie to you. I don't think I've ever lied to you Lies that are agreed upon who said that Napoleon Napoleon This will be if just movie sucks were fucked dude guys No, the point movie sucks. We're gonna fuck I'm gonna I think this is just a speed bump into the greatness. I'm gonna be good stuff. It's about to come I mean you know they say like there's all this quotes the pencil

Singing I'm feeling it. I think they get it. I'm swinging. Who's this lib feedback you got there were like a movie so I think they give Napoleon Everybody that has talked me about is a little self. Yeah, true I don't think it's I don't think it is I think it's a little I think it might be a bad movie. I hope not true I'm very very excited for it Let's go to the movie theaters tomorrow to watch the woke mob Well, at least you got a pretty good mob you got low you have a low bar for it So you're gonna go. You might be pleasantly I max. I never seen a movie in I max. I don't think I have either I'm talking walked in on I max diners or

Dinosaur fuck dinosaurs. It's all dinosaurs. Sorry. I walked in I want to hear about the dice. No, I saw that was good. I was telling the same thing I walked in on one I might have been dinosaurs actually pretty fun Just walked in. I was like holy shit. Yeah walked right out. I wasn't supposed to be the doggy. Oh, I saw I don't know why everyone's a yesy and I'm actually so far I saw Oppenheimer didn't see Barbie. I'm not watching Barbie dude. I was good fucking pink shit. What's the last piece all?

The creator no no in theaters Barber and I Was barber and I even think about go the double feature no, but I didn't realize why dudes were dressed like that I thought they were just coming from work Like Why do you dress like that? I thought they were just coming from where Like like Oppa yeah, yeah, my buddy got GQ my buddies in GQ you just GQ Yeah, for what for barb and I'm a beat on the runway. Yeah, what? Barbanheimer there's got a room in this house dude pink was for boys originally pink was for boys don't do that That's just information see this

Pink was for boys you are fake news. It's not looking up. Go to it's for boys. Pink was for boys. You are fake news. It's not looking up. Go to the look at up. Pink was originally for boys. Why? I have no fucking clue. Maybe that's why that weird flags pink and blue because his boys anger. I mean, you know, that's exactly why. Wow. What happens to be mixed pink with blue? What color do you get? Maybe like a weird lavender purple. Yeah. blue color to get maybe like a weird lavender purple. Yeah,

Shadow raffle miss me. Go to the do you find pink was for boys? Of course, dude. And what the fuck is what do you mean? Did you ever watch any Joe aesthetics videos? You know, I mean, I literally watched you read A for breakfast. I read the whole article. No you did.

Dude, me and his friends were working. What else did Reuters tell you? Where's he from? Where's he from? The Netherlands, I don't fucking know. The Netherlands? Where's he from? He's from Germany, he lives in fucking...

I was close. He lives in Thailand. Do you know how much money are money in Thailand? There's money called butts. Yeah, yeah, it's not. It's so much fucking money. I think their money, his butts actually. It know how much money are money in Thailand that their money's called butts? Yeah, so much fucking money his butts actually We look this Iceland expensive is fuck cronos really thousands of Croons father of time. All right RIP Grindavik pray for Grindavik. It's fucking. Yes, why is it in Thailand? Sheep is fuck, but yeah, you get very cheap rent. What else was it?

Yeah, you get very cheap rent. What else was he? Yeah, you know, you're a fucking girl. I swear to fuck you. You said that guy, you can walk out of the show. Any girl he wants in the whole world. Yeah. So then why you have to go to Thailand? What is weird? Why did you go there? Chillin.

It's tropical down there, it's cheap. I don't know. I don't know. You guys are stuck in this. Joe aesthetic was up here. You guys. He was a goat. I've never I've never heard of you.

Listen to like I think I would like to see him that Bradley Martin podcast him and Joe static you can't. I love me. What's the what's the what's he preaching? Yeah, just be fucking positive get get fucking a nice. Be happy. Not make a fucking associated press article and say actually he died because of coffee.

Not because the experimental vaccine That's actually as high as I'm actually even mentioning it dude. Oh obviously, bro. What the fuck you want me to do? I just heard a bodybuilder died from 14-year-old we need to restore faith in journalism. There's not true. We need to restore our faith in journalism You're about the lady who died from a panero she drank the fucking super talk super charge lemonade What is a college? I sort of got a college student who drank Panera's lemonade. There's 400 milligrams of caffeine. That's not doing it, bro.

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Know they're Florida residents. No, I. They know that Florida resident. No, it's like an honorary. Visibly Florida boys. Obviously, they're the best busted backboard. If I had cameras, it would literally just be like, yeah, we're going to film ourselves doing backlips on the trampoline all day. Yeah.

Yeah. Can you do a backflip on the trampoline? I used to be able to, yeah. Talked to age to some. Negative. Probably fucking you could do a backflip on my neck. No, fall. You got to say that. You got to some negative. I probably fucking you could do a back from king my neck You ever get double bounce on trampoline king your neck it kills, bro No, do do it's usually the king my neck

Getting double bounce was What now that we're all grown up how high do best? I jumped on trampoline a little while ago and I could like feel my heart. Every job is hit me anymore. If I got double bounce now, I would shatter everything in my knees. My knees would fucking explode. Getting on a trampoline.

I would tear everything to you. We used to have family parties where it was like Steve and all those dudes, they were like Ajax. They were like this close to touching the grass with the trampoline and shooting people literally up in a tree. Oh, it's crazy. It looked like you were walking into a dream.

Just giants on a trampoline. Skyrocketing. Dude, I was scared on the tramp. They would double bounce us like, The tramp was scary dude. Dude, you're older cousin. It's scary. Sky, we're gonna sky you.

When he's fucking to hit you up and you're just like, cause you're coming down in the springs are like Nailed that poster Humiliation ritual to encounter and a no damn I made him get on a trampoline at the Airbnb I was so close talking him into a flip dude. You can do it. He was he easily had the huddy he's athletic. He is Connors very He was, he usually had the hot, he's athletic. He is. The comments are very athletic. Yeah. I talked to all the shit going to the trampoline park,

I was like, I'm gonna rip back flips here. It's fucking scary there. Cause it's just like little squares next to each other. Yeah. I thought I was like, I'm gonna do a Misty Flip into the fucking foam pit. Dude, no, no such thing. What's a Misty Flip?

When you, Misty Flip's like a half a thing at the same time. Imagine doing a 360 in the air and flipping. I can't. Misty Flip. I literally can't, It's a misty. That's crazy. If you ever like try to do a flip in front of your boys

and push you out, you're like, oh, that was a misty flip. I'm like, did a misty flip. I'm gonna do a flip. You were gonna flip some of the pool for up until recently, right? I was doing the gainer, yeah. Did you retire or you stole it?

You bet. I said every tired it and I pulled it back out. You mentioned retirement. You're like Tom Brady. Exactly. You retired from the gainers, you said, I stole it. I was gauging myself. I was like, am I truly getting old yet? I'd ripped the gainer and I'm like Tom Brady. You tired from the game as you said, I still got more. I was gauging myself.

I was like, am I truly getting old yet? I'd ripped the game and I'm like, you got to spend more time with us. You can't keep doing game. What do you think got us our fucking house? What do you think got us everything? These fucking games dude. It was sick the day I watched my cousin do it.

And I was like, there's no possible way I can do that. And he was like, dude, just do it. And I jumped up in the air and threw my head back pauls and was just kind of like and for real it's like it was pretty cool. It's like damn dude I can't jump up there do a backflip. I was in the Gander club. You're in a Gander club? Yeah, I did it. You guys are Mirmin. I mean when you're a little kid you I mean I'm not I've seen you I've witnessed it I'm certain you can. I was also I thought I was doing everything everything I just must have looked like a fucking idiot. I for sure. I was like I mean I skateboarded flips I skateboarded all the four years land straight on my back I'm stomach people would be concerned

Like are you alright? I'm like wow just did a flip That's all I did I skateboarded for three years. I never did anything but an alley. It's pretty good for three years, I never did anything but an alley. It's pretty good. I would do any hits to press. I would drop in on like little half pipes, and if I had to go down steps, I wouldn't alley the steps. I would just go fast enough and raise them in front of my skateboard down.

It's like my tails would hit the bottom. That sounds good, Theresa. That's good. I didn't know you were skating ball. Oh, but I was going to be skating ball. They would never let me skate, right? Yeah, we had to skate. We used to go ramp, I didn't let you skate.

You guys were really, yeah, they were like F.Y.R. I'm having fun and getting and fucking and getting busted. What? You fell and hurt yourself with some pranks. But I'm proud to be in trouble. No, dude, I would go for it too. They would have skate competitions.

You might be forgetting one of your cries, man. What do you mean? You might be forgetting one of your cries. Right, what do you mean? Dude, I have a fucking, I have a photograph of me. What are you talking about? You're like a cheek, like a tear with a towel. It's not crying. Dude, you weren't, I mean I'm I have a photograph You weren't I'm not being a dick you weren't good escape winners. We built get out of here. I know it was a kid, bro Yeah, but still dude you could hurt yourself. They didn't tell that to Tony Hawk

They let him skate the boat. We had a ramp like this fucking high We're going it was a four by four piece of plywood It's too high and then they had one rail that they would sit there and they would have sessions on it all night I didn't want no one would know one would grind it. I didn't want the skate life for you, dude. I fucking loves skating What stopped you should have stopped by literally could olio Could you hit a can you suck is he I could one 80 on a curb 50 50 grind could do anything. I could 180 on a curb, 50-50 grind it and 180 off. That was my biggest trade.

It's fucking so sick. That was my biggest trade. It's shabbin', so that's easy. Shabbin', so that's all day. That was a manual. Were you really riding more? I was like riding more than I was like, man, I'm not doing this. So much.

You never skated? No, my friend, in my neighborhood, he was really good at that. What did you do? Fucking, I don't know, we played basketball we played basketball and be honest you guys never got I tried me and my friends tried skating one night in my carpeted basement None of us could do it. We're all like skating fucking gay Bites turn you off the video game fucked us. Yeah, when that came out, it was like, we're all skaters. They caught everybody, dude. I got fucking everybody.

I could, I, it's my one, that was the one thing I couldn't do. You get like dirt jumps on your bikes or anything? No. Dude, that was nasty. That is how you get so fucking hurt. I don't know how anyone gets into BMX. First of all, I never, I never even came close to having a bike that was capable of that.

Really? I got, my dad would get me this shitty As fucking bikes you could find like mountain. I only got no off. I never had a cool mouth. Oh, yeah Like I got like no, I like a rally like shitty bike like a Mongoose looking thing or like no No, no like in English. It's a real bike. There's a classic bike literally like an old person bike big ass front wheel Big ass front wheel. For real, you need to be a child's bike or some guy's bike that my dad gave so my legs could either not touch it or I was on the ground. There were so many times I was riding a bike that changed just to explore it at all.

I just fell. We would go to top of my hill and ride the bike down. That was very good. That's all we ever did was just go downhill. I mean it makes sense because fate was down there who was the fucking, he got lead to sales at Toys R Us and they sent him to the bike show. Yeah, it's probably so expensive to get a fucking. I never had a bike and they were plenty. Yeah, I mean, I always had one But it was always like I said, what were those things called like devil boards where you sit It was like a little triangle. It was like a seat that you sat down on and put your feet up and held the handlebars

No, you just get on him and shit. They're fucking, yeah, the shutskies had them. My bros are living in Phil's neighborhood. You sit on your fucking ass on this, it'd be this little like bicycle seat. You had like two little handlebars. You put your feet up and just fucking flew down the hill. Then it's crashed and the car was like, Yeah, Jackass came out and I was very impressionable.

We set up the cameras, John. We of me. Yeah, it's you fucked this It's kind of sucks. Let's go watch jackass I like jump into a bush one time or the dude. I'm never gonna jump off a shed or yeah the small part of the roof Under into a bush to be ice ice jump off sheds pre jackass and I was a little kid just climb up Climb up. They teach park where the kids now. Do they really take a class? Yeah, I'm a skate park here my house, and it's like for real pose or something It's back in his pose. Yeah, but you got to go and say beat it poses a fucking drop in it Going there with a scottie to board. I want to carry yourself right. They might think you're somebody true

I'm an agent fucking skateboarding. Yeah, yeah, I mean technically I am a little more talk to true Now I was looking it's kind of scary dude. fucking the terrain's pretty terrifying. I'm like dude I'm scared like not saying that I could drop it on a half pipe right now But if you just gave me like some mounds and stuff and like sweet shit, I think I would do it I have this at the skateboarding my house. It's a scary. That's just mounds. That's one of my favorite bea's are fibs But we were watching What's that? I'm not saying he's not a good skater, but we were sitting there watching the X Games snowboarding. It was a giant half pipe and he was like I

could drop it on that. No, you fucking snowboard. Yeah. Dude, there's snowboarding so fucking hard. Yeah, and it was an Olympic. It was we were watching. Those things are huge. What's that guy's name? Who's the one who's the song made of? Yeah. Is that his name?

Yeah, yeah. We were watching him and he was like, I could do that. He did like a move. It was like, Peezer. What is it? We were all, you know, just sit there drunk. Peezer was like 42. It's like, Peezer, you would explode.

Yeah, you're knees on the floor, you're never seen you walk. I don't know how you get around. You gave me. Have you ever seen him walk honestly? Rarely glad. I was just in rooms. Right. I know.

I just he's always just in a room. You can fan time. I did. I did. He also, but he's a can't swim. He cannot. He's definitely cannot swim. That's all right.

We shouldn't be putting this out. This is mean because he really, he does, he really vehemently defences, really to swim. True. My thing is, he's just to swim, dude. It's very, you prove. True. That is some skater shit. What?

Skater's never out swimming. There's always the park. That makes sense. That one time we went to the beach, he was like DC sneakers like skate sneakers and socks on that's crazy Yeah, join a beach is nice now. I'm thinking about I don't remember walking up Does appear true. He doesn't yeah, I can picture him walking. He doesn't do the we were just sitting there and all of a sudden He was like, whoa shit. What's up? Dude, it's just in like full clothes. He might be a vamp. It could be

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Two Vampire party's gotta be a category. Oh, dude for sure. I was actually thinking about that this morning They pop my wife. I was like, yo fucking watch some things and also vamp I wasn't telling her watch some vamp stuff and get hot for me. You watch some vamp stuff and get fucking hot for me I'm coming to fall in that it works. They like that stuff They're saying someone died from a 400 milligram lemonade. They claim it dude. They claim a lady. I'm just drinking two of these That's really dumb. Yep What huh from what no? She had a heart condition, but she's so young how old was she?

21 with a heart condition and she died from caffeine. Yeah. Penaer, well that's the thing too. You drink the bills. You drink the bills, you're getting obliterated by heart diseases. The Buffalo bills. Everyone that gets hit is like, let's leave. I don't know what happened up there. Something got hot shots, bro.

Somebody hot shot. I think it was the Jets. JT, I think the JTS sent up some hot shots and that. I've only seen like four bills games and every single time every single game someone's getting fucking They stopped the game every really yes for like 20 minutes every time That is funny when they're like this has nothing to do with that this happens all the time It's like dude. I've never heard of this happen if you get hit perfectly. This will happen six times this season Tell time like if you didn't just have all that pandemic shit

You would be terrified of sudden death You think there's like a fucking terrorist thing happening to people you know Heart problems like why is this happening? Yeah, like my group card. I just like 20,000 percent every dog's like That's really normal. Yeah, this happens like like everyone has they just don't talk about that much It was nice. Yeah, you guys are like it's all actually medical malpractice number three. I do like, you know, it just kind of ended in one day. They were like, we're good. And everyone was like, yeah, we've been just kind of doing our thing.

They're like, no, you're safe now. Exactly. You can do this. It's a bit of a revamp. But if you talk through it and complete, like, not trying to be funny, like a guy ate a bat, that's racist. It did not come from the factory that makes the fucking virus. Yeah, it's hard to ZZ's up. Doesn't have anything to do with it. COVID's done now. Can't go. We all got it like fucking 10 times. Nothing happened.

It didn't work either. Anyway, dramatically. That's a load our immunos. Allegedly. True. No, isn't it? Isn't it? It's pretty. It's been well. These are the exact words to get you taken off YouTube. It's exactly what we're saying. Put the tape on the mouth, but you can say it didn't work as they first thought it would work because they fucking variance, dude. Yeah, I was right there. I was like, he's fucking variance. Keep throwing it off. I feel like, of course, of course. He's throwing off the whole room.

It was throwing off the whole thing. He's fucking variance. He's fucking up the whole thing. He's fucked the whole flow, dude. It was fine against the V room. It was time. He's fucking very, it's fucking up the whole thing. He fucked the whole flow, dude. It was fine against the VATAPE 12, Z6. You guys explain to the boys. This was one of my favorite on-stage mats. It was so funny. I was dying.

I was dying in the small room at the mother ship. Man, that was just happening. I mean, it's such a terrible event where it's like, there was your life. Yeah, I mean, we could do it tonight, but it'll be late. Yeah, I'll probably fucking pass. I am. But it was, it was, it was far.

Tomorrow will be true. That'd be sick. I was. It was bad luck. Like my, my agent in his fiance who gave us this very wonderful candle. I love you. They were in town.

Matt was there with his wife. We have the three of us show up. His wife's there. There's just, whenever that happens, and Adam, the guy books the fucking room. So I was like, I'm in the pressure of like, fuck. I thought I was just gonna like try,

I was gonna try stuff out, I'm like, have fun. I show up there and I'm like, oh shit, it was always fun. I gotta do good and fuck. And I'm like, god damn it, this sucks. And so I go up, I'm just not doing well, the first half, the first half of the set's not going my way. And I'm like, catching myself doing that thing. You like disappear inside yourself, and you're like, I'll just not doing well the first half and the first half of the set's not going my way And I'm like catching myself doing I think you like disappear inside yourself

And you like all the speed through this and I was like no you can't do that So I started just fucking with the crowd and there's these just there's two people were sitting next to each other like elbow is touching I'm like, oh you guys must be dating and they're like no, we're not actually I mean again what else could go wrong? Middle of bomb like you guys now what's it like being a couple? We don't know each other. So then I did it. I was like, what the fuck?

I'm like, dude, you even throw me off this whole time. You threw the whole fucking room off like, you said that to each other. It was so fucking funny. And then I got up, finally got a laugh, and I sit my water and like, the can went down, water splashed me right in the eye, and I was like, ah!

It was so fucking funny. And it was one of those, like I was the eye and I was like It was one of those like I was watching it. I was like come on back. Come on That don't like it was it was so fun. You can do it. You got on stage. You've been talking about it people Don't like you while I'm used to just performer for the brunt bless you guys I'm a fucking podcast bros. So you get spoiled Then you just go to front of people who don't know who you are And I'll come out and be like, oh yeah, like to say something normal I have a lot of fan a lot of reach. I was in Ireland. I was walking along the lyffee some dude just goes warm In Ireland. Yeah, it's kind of been in Iceland again. It's kind of tight. Yeah, that's where that's where it fucks you off the mess Oh, yeah, I was like two country in

It's all right. It's great. It's all right. It's fun encountering just normal people. What is your fucking little bitch ass problem? That is you. That is you right now. What was that about? I don't know. He's being grumpy. Are you sleepy? Not at all.

Bill lost. Twice. I'm chill. He's been very upset about the math. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm not going to win every day. Dude, every day you get up it's not gonna be a dumb win once though. Huh?

You heard me motherfucker Huh? No, it's when Bill gets tired he gets huh? What? If I lose it pool my mental health is gone. Oh yeah, I'm like a six year old that has been in the birthday party for too long. Get him out of the room. I'm like holding in a tantrum like an adult tantrum That bad loss was that was I got two real tough losses Gotta get going on a last second to miss in the two-point conversion on a insane you should have scored I know the game like actually glitched and did let you score. It's literally's literally in some pretty tight. So you're running game characanet. Maybe I am.

New ground that thought has come out. Maybe I did. We have a game genie. Can't believe you guys are fighting when our Eagles won last night, dude. That was fun. That was a very big victory. Oh, it was awesome, dude.

Yeah. Come back. We needed it, dude. The whole city needed it, you know. It's been a lot of bad shit happening. I told you. That's what I've talked about before, that always bothers me. That's like this like, what the hipsters with bad things happen.

Yeah. Like the weird merch hipsters, you guys get like gunned down. Gunned down. No, cause when Trump said bad things happen in Philly. Is that what that's from? Yeah. But then they wear it like bad things happen in Philadelphia. It's not good.

Yeah. There's a cool for gentrifying people wear a thing that's celebrating local gun violence, it's fucking three, 13, you're all gone. It's so tough where I live. Pat, nobody likes us and we don't care. It's like, no, nobody likes you because you're a fucking pussy dude.

But you're a fucking pro. Nobody likes us and we don't care. There was like stores around me when I lived at sold all that stuff. Get vaccinated. Just like, it's got gritty on it. Oh, sorry. I upset you. It's like white pussy's top stuff. White pussies are fucking pissing me the fuck off. Nobody. Fuckin' like something. I don't know. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny.

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It's a really bright move to Philly. I was like, you guys got to stop being white pussy's and they're like, yeah, they try to kill you. Yeah, they try to kill him with just white pussy methods. It true. He was me. To me. Yeah, they tried to kill him. Just with just white pussy methods. It true. He was me. Yeah, that was funny. That's just not a way to live, bro.

There's not a way to live. Or you could say to me that I'd be like, dude, seriously, shut the fuck up. Like you say, yeah, that's kind of retarded. And like, you're not even thinking about it before, like, dude, seriously, that's not cool. My cousins retarded. I was like, is he good at shit? Yeah. It's like, this is retarded. This isn't good.

So you go to the center, is he one of the like stationary ones? Cause the stationary ones are cool. It's just too. I like all of them. I like the thing white pussy's been defeated a little bit. White pussy's out. No, this is where they're the most dangerous.

Well, they have, they're wounded animal. Yeah. Yeah. This is what they actually do. You know, it's like an old tiger, you know? True. The white pussy still have one more attack in them. They have they're wounded animal It's like an old tiger, you know true the white pussy still have one more attack in them There's still you still see him out there. I mean they're like they are all fully mashed up the white pussy's got Fucked by Israel Palestine. Oh, yeah, that's such a difficult one to be a white pussy on A lot of the white posties are Zionists.

So then there's a real... That's what I said. Let's all tell him to say that. There's all these Twitter accounts that make fun of all these people. And this happened and it was just an absolute blender. And they have no idea how to do it. He had no idea on it. I'm just going to say this.

I don't have... People dying is bad. They're just they've all got to be hot. It's like these hot girls and tight pants are protecting all these kids from HMS. It's everywhere. What's happening? I think they all the weirdest might have been mistakes. No, no, no, no. The weirdest part is they all like all the white pussies will eventually fall off to either losing their mind trying to fucking turn into a girl or rape like they like sexually assault chicks. They all know.

Dude, there is a lot of causation correlation with the pet. They're very pest. The white pussies that we ran into, if you find them on the internet now, they've all dis-the cockroaches. They've disappeared. That's true. But when you shine the light on it, like, oh, what the fuck happened, dude? Yeah. Why did you change your name today? Changed everything. They're very policy. Dude, that's right. That's true. When you sign a light on it, like, oh, what the fuck happened, dude?

Yeah. Why did you change your name? Change everything. They're very policy. I did it. If I spent the last 10 years in my life, it was like, that's rage quick. I'd shag my ass to skate. It's what I'm saying.

The internet did that because they could talk and say things that weren't to your face. Yeah, true. So it like ramped up a dark wolf inside them. You don't feed that wolf. You fucking backest. Dude, I don't even know what that means. I'm doing it. Open Mike. I got 50 bucks for this.

Fashions. No. I'm like, maybe a fascist of someone who works for their dad, whether 35. I guess I'm a fascist. Fucking capitalist pig. Anyway, I'm trying to go fun me because the fucking capitalists are turning off my pico. I know this. There this a lot of sassy

Anti capitalist shit on yeah, there's so there's just one chick that I like know and she moved and all of her shit is like Go find me camp my friend can't make rent you guys got to help them. It's like dude Get your shit together stop missing rent like this isn't good for you. No one's like, this is bad. It's like we need, we need our, like they'll get their surgeries paid for by GoFundMe, all this shit. Yeah. They're obsessed. They're ultimate tricksters.

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Five more like five years left in my life for like shit just went back to the room What's gay? way that is pretty fucking retarded just in a deathbed rocketed chair you know don't touch the cast it or you know you know I put it can't touch the cast you have a fucking I have a mountainous I just pussy yeah doctor comes in. Yo, what's up, pussy? Sir, we're gonna have you removed. You also get out of here. You shouldn't have said pussy. You should have said gay.

That is a good offer. You don't care anymore. I can't get over about getting angry at shit like that. So you're wearing someone like being out of the dude. You're the bad word to me, sir. Dude, there's a lot of you. Being out of the dinner and someone said something day, you're like, he just go eating a cob salad. It's to me, dude. Dude, the vlogger. The vlogger, and someone said something to me, and he's like, he just go eating a cob salad,

like bro chill. Like just mind your fucking face. But it's girlfriend, you're like, you're taking on girlfriend, because you're like, that's an epist. If you're out to dinner, then also you are in girl. I went to that, we both had a nice magical weekend

where we went to the theater. True. Both of the Matthew and I happened to both, and you see he's cultured already. Both of them. Matthew and I happened to both, and you see, he's cultured already. You dropped your marble sponge. You hear that? Well, squeaky dude. Legs crawl, squeaker.

Bue. Little busqueer. Bane. Matthew and I both had very cultured experiences. We did. That's all Hamilton. Matt's all Hamilton. That was all. That was all bro.

Dude, that's the worst. Go sorry, that was the New York thing. I was gonna see Hamilton on bro. No rapping. I'll see. The beginning. I will say, it'll be okay. You'll hear the thing.

You go in. The beginning is just a never-ending Mac and more song. I'll take your word for it. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Please dude, you almost went to fucking, you know where dude, you have to have that episode. Disney World, I told you I rap. Please dude. You almost want to fucking you know where dude you the hell out of this world I told you I wasn't gonna go You almost went though. They almost I got out on a technical you got out of the wildest day of the Cal Here's the thing I'm just collecting experience five years more. I have a totally open mind. I agree Matt

I just had to take the opportunity to My cue for that I knew the day was coming anyway. I knew my days were numbered dude to mock you for that. It was really funny. Hamilton. I knew the day was coming anyway. I knew my days were numbered, dude. So here's a question. You evaded that for a long ass time. Hamilton?

Yeah. Who's ideal was that? My friend Wes is. He set it up. I'll be serious with that. I had a good time. Dude, I went in there. I had a good time.

Don't you fuckers. Did he bring his boyfriend? Huh? Dude. Wow. That's good. Wow, dude. I've really been jungling to see Hamilton. You fuckers. Did he bring his boyfriend huh? Dude wow Wow dude, I've really been jonesing to see Hamilton Sleep he needs some sleep Let's see how much you're being wretched dude. I'll be honest. I would in there

So I'm not looking forward to this place. I saw the beginning of it on TV with Brittany I was just like dude. I can't do this. It's the work. How would it be that? I might have gotten two minutes on it. It was honestly about fucking saying. She kept stopping and looking at my face and she paused and she was like what? And I was this fucking sh**. It's bothering.

It's making me angry. Dude, what about you? What are you waiting to do it? Dude, here's the thing. You're the theater. Dude, you get a point. They give you a point of wine. You just sit there and you slowly start to sit bit.

Then they start, they stop rapping in a certain point Then it's just beautiful songs, you know it full I was crying towards the end of it. I'll knock him out I'm not gonna lie. Damn dude. It killed a son dude the woke mind of our school The fucking shoot his gun and that was a beautiful message. He said shoot your gun in the sky Don't shoot the other guy you shouldn't take human life and he did it and the guy just was like pop shot a son kill them That Hamilton goes to do his final duel against fucking versus face Burr Hamilton put his gun to the sky and Bert Burr smoked them dude Just like

He did Burr burning him a fuck it towards the end and they do have beautiful songs. I am a sucker for musicals I didn't know Hamilton didn't try to shoot unless they just added that for flare To see why plus he's if there's tools Yeah, not saying we got to bring back. I'm a Matt. I was make but I also attended the theater. Dude, it was it was actually I saw book of Mormon, which is I swear to God, one of the hardest I've ever come. It was good.

No, I left. I was laughing. I was crying laughing. Laugh out loud. I was so happy. I was in the gate. When you go to the gate theater. It feels good It's awesome, dude. I don't know you sit there. I like this is nice plays are good

I know it sounds great also it's book of Mormon. It was literally a live South like yeah, dude. I'm telling you man Have a look in you guys don't cry. I'm gonna give it up to you very in I saw Hey man guardians on this got me Guardians that was right. It's almost made one seat away guardians every We were in the theater if I was at my house Guardians almost got me. Guardians almost made one seeded way. Guardians every. We were in the theater. If I was at my house, we were from

real in the theater. Yeah. Me and Spade were fucking chilling. We couldn't do that. I was the real Broadway now, bragging. I bought fake tickets for the balcony on Seaky. And then I got there and then we didn't have a balcony.

I was like, what did you say? I, we got in the middle in the works. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you man. It was it was very beautiful The song the music songs kill me. We're just not cultured, you know, no, it's just music Dude you don't need to be cultured listen music you guys are just preventing yourself. This is a I like place This is a block reverse reverse reverse This is a blockage what would fucking the guy who died from coffee think about this? I saw the Ebenezer

Screech and now ground about dude now he's ground about He's in full-mount you know the block is that's what they talk about in the twin flames thing That's a that's a cult mentality. No, it's it's a block is a thing with repression Here's the thing of the pressure is not that your mind gets rid of it You set you got to spend all that energy holding the lid on like porn exactly I'm still making a point. I saw somebody else jumped into the fire. I saw the evidence or

Scrooge by in grade school and I saw the Easter pile. That's up in my cancer. It was fucking go. Dude, he plays real Christmas cows. I saw the rock cats, but I was too young. I was wounded. I was wounded. So I am. It's probably that they really

Hamilton is invested by my virus. Although if you think about it, you like I'm like super based. I was going like damn do these guys appraising the Fanny Clarks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Reverse. Reverse. Yeah. That a blood. You're talking about colonial sellers. Yeah. Brother. But yo, he had them and then go see you in the book. Go see you in the book. It was good. So the first half, I'm texting Matt, I've also got a vat of wine. I'm like a blitter.

It's great to give you guys goblets. You get a double, it's 500 dollars. It's a 500 dollars. Literally, it's a pint of wine. For the wine. But I'm watching it, I'm text mad. I'm like, because I went on Friday, he was on Saturday, I was like, dude, you're gonna love the theater, the theater's gay's fuck,

you feel, it's very nice. I was like, I'm literally crying about how happy I am laughing at this. And then there was an intermission, I come back, I go to war with this fucking horse of a woman next to me. Oh, I'm so delighted about it. Whoa, whoa, what's happening now? The whole second half of the show is ruined because I was battling. There was, next to me. She was like, whoa, whoa, what's happening now? The whole second half of the show was ruined

because I was battling. It was me. For your seat? No, it was me and Adam, you get not gay to go with just one guy. I was like, Guardians of Speed. Then we can sit next to each other. There was an autistic woman next to me.

And then there was a drunk horse and her husband next to them. She's a girl. Her giant horse. If you saw this lady, she was a for real. That's a girl. Her giant horse. If you saw us later, you would, she was a for real. Inheal six six. Whoa. Yeah.

That's just before the first. I'm sorry, girl. She's drunk. She gets up. She's talking the whole time. It's kind of fucking annoying. She gets up to go to the bathroom. Just falls directly on.

He's like, sorry. And I was like, all good. It's kind of, I wasn't mad at her then. I was like, sweet. That's all. And then I was sorry. Yeah. Of course. So then. I was like, sweet. That's all, and that was a sorry and any inconvenience. Yeah, of course. So when we get back from the intermission,

she's hogging. She's hogging the alarm rest, talking the whole time. The artistically lady next to me is like, I'm going for it. I was like, I have complete support. She fucking trills the elbows. Now they're fighting. So now those two are fighting.

The lady won't shut the fuck up. Adam E. gets like, I'm gonna say something. I was like, yeah, dude, say, I support you 100%. And he goes like, I'm gonna say something. I was like, yeah dude, say, I support you 100% and he goes, hey you drunk giant bitch. I was like, oh no! I was like, what's up, little fuck? I was like, what are you doing? What are you doing?

I'm probably. Yeah, then people are battling. What does it do, say? The dude, I don't think you. What did the table master said? The jockey didn't say shit. I was for real, I was like me and Adam. I was like, we're gonna have to fight,

we might have to fight in this. And then, finally I was like, and Adam. I was like we're gonna have to fight we might have to fight in this and then Finally, I was like dude, that's how you do it. This I do it. I was like hey She's like why are you talking now? Well now I'm fighting you for the Own me with logic then she kept all I was waiting for her ass talking With aggressive oh my god it was a shush battle cuz then I talked to Adam a little later And nothing came of this nothing came with it the end she turned around I was like Oh my god very and we went our separate ways and I was like she's yeah right

You're gonna be rubbing your dick you're gonna be squeaking You're gonna be rubbing your dick, you're gonna be squeezing your eyes. I literally do that. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish.

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you're very good at that. I don't know what it is. Again, I'm, it's all to the vape pen, all power go to the vape. If you get stoned enough while you're drinking your brain, your stoned brain is like, dude, let's go home. Yeah, make sure the weed wins. Yeah, you have to.

It's a tough battle though. Light always wins. Because eventually when the weed starts to win, you have to. It's a tough battle though. You might always win. Because eventually when the weed starts to win it feels like you know when you laugh really hard and you're like pressurized inside your cheekbones, I'll just get that feeling out of nowhere and be like, I'm gonna have an all right time tonight. I'll be all right.

That's nice. I'm gonna make it. We're all right. We're all right. I'm sorry if we're making funny on the intro. I remember that. I didn't even realize I came in and what did I even say? You were like, I was like, yeah, what's up?

You're like, hey man, how you doing, I was like, yeah, what's up? You're like, hey man, how you doing? I was like, all right. You get like a natural like entering a party, uncomfortable entering a group of people. Yeah, people are like, I mean, how you doing? It wasn't, walking in, I was fine.

I was still okay. I was fucking shaking from the bar entrance. I caught you, dude. Dude, I had to walk into that bar and I just like didn't sound like worse, everybody. Yeah, so once people looked at me, and I went like,'t sound like where is everybody? Yeah, so a bunch of people looked at me and I went like And I like walked to like a near for the Eagles game I like walked to like I was going maybe that backyards out this way and I like walk almost behind the barn

I was like, oh, excuse me and then I was like walked and like just stood there and started looking around I like Taped a guy. I was like Can I get outside? He's a guy to the door. I was like, yes Yeah, that bar was weird when you walk that was a cool bar though. So I'm not the door. I was like, yes, thank you Yeah, Nebara was weird when you walk. That was a cool bar though. So I was the door yeah, huh? Yeah Come on man Come on man. Yeah, that smells dude What time are we at

Yeah Madden dude about the coming you I'm gonna cream by you But you just on the distance You made me look like a fucking idiot dude. There's pot. No, I barely looked dude. I really turn my neck I saw it turn my neck If I was in your seat, I would have looked I will find that I'm at it again right now I hate we hated this one he called our giant bitch. She didn't hear it

He literally was I cut him off because he drunk giant bitch. I was like dude What are you thinking? He literally was like time to play is like I'm gonna say something She should be quiet. I was like, yeah, say something. That's fine. Hey, no. He does rule. Adam Higgins very funny. He's the funniest dude.

Why are you talking reversals and nuts? Why are you talking while being asked to be quiet? I mean, that's standard girl attack. That's a girl infantry. First issue. Well, you're actually talking to. So what does she would have been a problem if she got going in there Oh, female That would have had to swing what oh, yeah, you would have had to put it down

You'd have been within you're right Getting girls activated to be a fun YouTube of just finding women is being like just pushing them it shows Yeah, if you should any show, a lady loses her fucking mind. Oh, I'm not a big show. Some of them are big. Somehow they never know why they're being judged. They're the only ones talking every show. And the real problem is their white pussy,

fucking boyfriends. Can you imagine taking a girl to a show and she's talking the whole fucking time? They just imagine. And somebody comes over and says, please be quiet and you let your girl talk shit to them and you're like, yeah, babe, could you please my girlfriend's that was just talking about this what her his neighbor like they're when they were kids they would just

be like swimming in the pool and shit and he would come out like it would be like 730 in the summer and he would have to come out and yell to him like dude can you guys stop being so loud like we have a kid inside and all this stuff and then the dude got divorced and ran into him. It was like yo, man I just want to apologize for always like having a session to you. That was 100% my wife I did not want to say anything He was just like like sacrificial lamb having to yell at the neighbors just to make her stop. Oh Yeah, you gotta level with the other you got telling that right away

You got the reason I'm yelling is cuz please fucking help. Yeah, that's to level with the other you got telling that right away You got to do the reason I'm yelling is cuz please fucking hell yeah, that's an easy one man I do I pretty will send me out we used to live on like 16th in Gerard I'd have to go to like an active like drughouse and be like hey guys You maybe you my I always give me a little Just scotch thank God they're they're always cool because I would go up there just like harder. So you're going to get shot. Like, hey guys, Hillary. Granter.

Yeah, that's it. That's my girlfriend over there. She's trying to sleep. They were being extremely fucking loud. You do me just a little kindness. Yeah, if you approach that cool, usually you get a good response. And I would say little Wayne, love it. So down a little bit.

Weezy, I'm mentally good stuff. We see a millie is good stuff the tinge Well a little tingey. Well tingey. Speaking of Tingey, could you turn it down a skingy and also I know you're selling drugs out of it I know you're selling drugs out of here. I'll see you selling drugs all their authorities right now. I am the authorities We've hit a wall we did got bus you warm up podcast train by day What was that guys name again shout him out? God that's a steady baby. Sorry Hi pee baby. Yeah, just say it and everything for real everything we said about the Vax

We were joking. Obviously all right get vaccinated literally stop fucking mean read the studies for yourself fuck around do it Get still get boot. It's not for you. It's for the other people They have like no you read the studies yourself. They had like eight participants. They skip testing on a few minutes. That's debunked. Actually, we're all joking. They put it together. Jokes that you fucking rule the other. You need to find all thoughts to the news. You don't have anything to say to everybody. Yeah, I'm just hanging there. Yeah, I got one thing. I got one thing Yeah, what do you call an alligator that wears a vest? an investigator

Let's go that's fucking good. That's dumb balls. That's good taking notes All right, let me get in the starship, bro. We built this city though. I hate you. You're not allowed to go into the starship. Like comedy starship. You're not allowed in the starship. Sorry.

Be me up, Scotty. You're not allowed to go into the starship. Sorry. Be me up, Scotty. You're not allowed to go into the starship. Goodbye. We built this city on cock and balls. We built this city on cock and balls.

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