Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 481 - Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Save it for the incredible podcast. We're about to do We were just behind a little BTS and talking plan of the apes. That's awesome I saw I got hit with that. There's a new plan of the apes coming. Is there really? Saw the preview saw the trailer. How's it looking? Fucking sick. Well, so the one two and this will be three. I think four four Yeah, there was rise of the plan of the apes dawn of the plan of the aves war for the plan of the eggs what it now it is how I'm gonna get a hold of it peaceful two-party system of the plan yeah yeah yeah that's yeah the two oldest apes are falling down and both sides are ignoring it what's the what's

the like where are the Apes taking themselves by the third? The kingdom is the new one. Yes. Dr. Zayas is back. Who gets to play their human collaborator? That might be one of my most coveted roles if I'm being honest. Yes.

Last samurai probably is my most the biggest role I'd like to play in the last year. Collaborator to a civil. Last'm right couldn't be sick the best so who gets who gets to play is it Franco so the first one is Franco it's like the I saw that one yeah that's the one I definitely remember seeing the next one is a guy who looks like O'Connor whatever that guy's name is and Woody Harrelson there's two guys that look remember seeing. The next one is a guy who looks like O'Connor. Whatever that guy's name is. And Woody Harrelson. There's two guys that look exactly like O'Connor. There's another guy that's crazy. And they're both like, No, these apes are smarter than you think.

I think the I think by the second one, the apes have have started to go nuts. Right? horses and stuff. Oh really when he when when Caesar talks for the first time that's It's an exciting moment. I feel like I've seen that before No other monkeys go like He cuts to this one gorilla that's in a cage and the guy screams no and he goes No racism behind it. I was like, that was La Merida AW.

Anytime someone went off the top rope, it's just. No offense, guard dog, I don't know if you've explained this to him, guard dog was secretly filming La Merida AW. Oh really? The autism was on. You know, she was a lot. I know we joke around about you being autistic But that was a full display dude. It's like I loved it so much, but anyway, I was a very pumped on playing at the fighters. I loved it so much.

But anyway, I was a very pumped on Planet of the Apes since last night. What? So we're so they've got they've started to speak. Yeah, we're the fourth one. We don't know what they're up to. I think the fourth one is like fluently in the fourth one according to the trailer, which is so cool.

They think they keep saying it's a beautiful day to be alive or something. What's their addiction? Is it like it is a beautiful day or is it sort of tough? Or do they give them English accents? No, they're just tough guys. Yeah, they're badass tough guys. So fucking sick. The fourth one's going to be all girl apes. If they take this from me. If they take plant of the apes from me,

it's gonna be a girl ape being like, my pussy is so powerful. Hail my pussy, Cornelius. Like, listen to her. We've been mean to them for too long. The human species have totally flopped with their women. It'll definitely be that. There's no way. There's no way that I'm gonna take

play. If they take this from if they take plan of the age from me. That's it. Get your hands off me. Yeah, you're gonna have to go. No. Damn dirty liberals. Why are the liberals have ruined everything, dude? I don't know man. You know, I tried to play FIFA online last night for the first time. Don't tell me. Oh man. You know, I tried to play FIFA online last night for the first time. Don't tell me.

Did the Libs fucking wrote it? The Libs butt fucked FIFA so badly. That one, you would think they would got that one first. They got, so there's a thing called Ultimate Team where you, if you win a game, you get a certain amount of points and then you can buy new players. You can buy better players to join your team. Of course the women, female players are in there.

So your team's ladies. And who do you play against? Right, Schollers? And you lose 10-nothing to fucking 15-year-old? No. And their ratings are the same. What? Like the first player I got was like a 91 overall.

It's Leigh. Leigh. I lady. Lady. I immediately traded her. Why are you doing it? I took a 60 overall Korean goalkeeper over her. I was like, dude. Why are they doing that? It's not offensive.

I don't get it. Boys are better than girls in soccer. I'm not even trying to like rile up, you know, sexist drags of society. It's just a fucking thing. I was being very sexist. Were you really? I literally, every single female player I got, no matter what the rating was, quick

sale for zero, sold them for free. You're just getting them off my roster. I'm just getting rid of them. I don't know what, I mean I... So you were just like, no. Yeah, I said, no. As your team suffered though, due to your ideological... I mean, I say you're just like no. No, I said, no. I put my foot down. As your team suffered though,

due to your ideological. No, I'm good at FIFA, because I've never played it online. So I start against other people that have never played it, which is like their first time place. First game, seven to one. Damn, against live agents. Just against a guy, yeah.

Highly rated, 97 rated girls in the team He also I noticed didn't have one female on the field. I think it's a common thing I think if you have females on your field, you It's lame you would have an all-female team. I know you fucking horny devil. That's who this is for yeah Girl 97 speed just logic burn 150 burn and pass Cristiano Ronaldo down the field annoying zero super smart super smart 99 overall super smart loses your mind once a month that doesn doesn't happen. That's made up. That's fucking conservative propaganda. I watched the ultimate debate, Ben Shapiro versus Destiny.

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because he'll get caught in little traps and dude, he'll like because it is there's like wrestling with words and stuff. Yeah. They'll be like, well, you don't think like we should give like schools air conditioning. He was like, no, it'd be better to parent household. He's like, obviously that's better. And he's like, well, that's just the best. He'll hit him with some crazy analogy. It's pretty sick. We have air conditioning in my high school. We didn't have it in my fucking suck grade school, for sure. We didn't learn anything. You can't.

It's too hot. At least you had two-parent. Ben Shapiro would say. Did have a two-parent household, which was. I would trade for air conditioning. Yeah, I would have done it. Truthfully. 100%.

I wanted my parents to get divorced when I was younger. I'm the only person, I was like, dude, I would hear about people in divorce households and I'm like, lucky. Two Christmases, two birthdays. Yeah. I was like, dude, my parents stay together every year. I'd be like, is there anniversary?

I'd be like, can you imagine? You guys, please split up. Can you imagine our dads going to their house for Christmas or your birthday? This shit you would get. Here's your pocket knife. He bought my mom a set of pots and pans one year. Total alpha move. There's a new set of calfilons. It was like yo here you go babe. It's actually nice. She probably enjoyed it. She just kind of pissed, she was just, we were laughing, she was, yeah she was whatever.

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For he was, he told me that, he's like, dude, for real, do that. And I remember taking them, I did it, I took his advice and just a girl was like devastated. She's like, it's about to be Christmas. And I was like, like I did it. I took his advice and just a girl was like devastated. She's like, it's about to be Christmas. And I was like, oh, is it? Oh my dad told me, oh, fuck, fuck with bad advice. Oh, now that you put it that way,

this is a very bad thing to do. It is mean, yeah, so mean. I know. He's probably fucking around. My grandma called me broke because every time around Christmas times I wouldn't bring any girlfriends. She's like you always break up around Christmas you're broke. You told her you're just keeping it a thousand. Hold on let me just sit over here. Yeah, can we get four mics? Let's get

Let's get four mics going. Just get them there over here. The world needs to see the new TCU Dude, it looks he looks like an offensive coordinator. Listen, you look like a strength coach That's his fucking drip dude the horned frogs and Bucky's Gold dust is coming to the HUB the Rassler gold dust nice. I hope he fucking molests you You probably want that too easily Who gold dust you met gold dust like yesterday That's fucking say gold dust let you go in the back. The AEW people let us go in the back.

There was so much fun. There we go. Who's your favorite guy? The AEW. He wasn't there. Well, Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy's your favorite guy.

He's in the closet of guys. He's in the closet of guys. Orange Cassidy? Yeah, he's the man. What's his? I've seen the closet of guys. The closet of guys. What's it? What's his I see the guy? The closet of guys his alpha shrine. He goes like this Freshly squeeze. He's the coolest guy. He doesn't he like half ass wrestles. That's his gimmick. What the hell? Yeah

He's just like that dude Yeah, he pulled it they had tax in a candy box that was shaped like a heart cuz it was Valentine's Day Drop them on the mat. It was beautiful. Texas deathmatch, dude. You never get disappointed in a Texas deathmatch. True. They really wrestled on top of the tax. Yeah.

You get slamed through the tax almost immediately. Does it hurt? Yeah, probably. You think they're retractable tax? They're real tax, dude. It's always the only way to do taxes is you were real taxed. True. Yeah.

Damn. And who did it? OG Squeeze got it. Dude, OG Squeeze, that's a good one. I like that. What's his name again? Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy.

Freshly squeezed, Orange Cassidy. So, Orange Cassidy was wrestling Goldust? He was wrestling Goldust as their celeb status. Goldust is just celeb status. That's awesome. We just got to hang out with Shadow AEW. was wrestling Goldust. He was wrestling. Goldust is there, celeb status. Goldust is just celeb status. That's awesome. We just got to hang out with Shadow AEW. Shadow, man, did they fucking give us great tickets?

They sent it, they let us go in the back, talk to some of the wrestlers. What'd you say to the wrestlers? I was like, hello, Goldust, you fucking mid, the man. And then I walked away. Yeah, I could have absolutely gotten that. I saw all the lady wrestlers like, oh, hello, hello, hello. Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

Madame. LaMair, what would you love? How much would you love for them to just put you like three of them to start putting you in headlocks, Boston crabs? I would die. I would go with please. You think you would melt? You're just going to turn all organs out.

It comes so hard. Don't fuck with me. He's losing his heart and have kind of muscles. You showed me the hot muscle lady yesterday. Queen Aminata. He does know the muscle mommies. I'll give it to him. He, Lamerick knows the muscle mommies. That TCU jacket's making you sweat. No, I'm on it to him. He loves the muscle mommy. That TCU jackets make you sweat. I'm on a sideline skating hot.

You think about muscle mommies? Yeah. He's got a nice database of muscle mommies. I do appreciate that. Oh, yeah. I fucking think it's weird. It's so weird. But here's the thing.

If you want to talk muscle mommies, it's like he can. Yeah. He can start rattling them up. Right. No muscle. WWE is all muscle mommies, it's like he can Yeah, he can start rattling them up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cakes. Yeah. Queen Aminata. Queen Aminata. She's a beast. How Jack will you go before you're like, wait a second. Hold up here. Once they start affecting the titties. That's like my limit. Muscle titties. Yeah. That's a good policy. So you went a big China guy. This is real reply. We see. She's good, dude. She's great. My muscle mommy. That was a bad picture. That's a good muscle mommy. That's okay. That's an idea.

That's picture. The first picture is a tent. Fucking big J. Okay. Oh, this is young Ria. That's young. She's huge now. Oh, really?

She's okay. Yeah. That's kind of her now. That's what I'm talking about. And that's the limit. Can you get that's a quality? That's like the limit. When you like to be on the threshold.

Sorry. No, that's fine. Do you love living on the threshold is You live life on the edge. Yeah, and this is a this is a new muscle mommy coming to WWE named Jade cargo She's a beast dude. Oh my god She's a beast what would they do to you? is beast. What would they do to you? Rip me in half, hopefully.

That's annual. That's a good one. That looks like a moral combat. That's a good muscle mind. I wanted to fucking step on me like Shiva. Do you want me to step on you? You ever see the forearm lady in one of the combat? She helps on you?

Yeah, please. And Shiva, Goro's female counterpart? They're just like friends. Yeah, they both work for each other. They're just friends. Friendship. Friendship. They both work for Shao Kahn. Yeah, they would never fuck dude. Goro and Sheba. I'd watch it.

I'd watch it dude. I check it out. I need it. We need it. You know muscle mommy. Yeah, we need to find a jack clean. Yeah, like obviously too, if you're running, I'm sure you've run into any non muscle mommies too, which, you know, whatever. Yeah, it's a great deal. Would you ever, if you're like with a woman, would you ever consider being like, bro, like let's get your macros going?

Let's get you into the gym. Let's get the meal prep. Yeah, get the meal prep going. Let's maybe take some creatine. Yeah, I have to, wait, I have to do that for them before I do it for myself. Yeah, you're a man. You're a man. You're a man. Your physique doesn't matter. Yeah, you're the prize. No, men's physique doesn't matter. You're the prize, bro. Yeah. Don't forget, you're the prize.

These women got to be out here tap dancing for us. They need to. They got a couple of them from this power plant. We're at home all fucking sexy in our kimono robes. Oh I would love a kimono We're moving we're moving towards this as a society it's gonna be awesome I saw a video online of a girl a girl flew a guy out and she got mad at him because he wasn't a fucker Yeah, he was like I don't even I don't even like you like that. Thank you for the trip though.

Nice. Yeah. It's good to see the boys getting one. And he was held the pipe from her. How was the girl? Was she attractive? She was attractive. I thought she was attractive.

You think this whole thing would have been like a ploy from a new content house? Oh, it might be a content house ploy, dude. They look like an actual hotel though. If I'm being fair, there was two beds. So they spent $100 on an hotel for a content video. Wait, wait, you're telling me this is in the shared to my. It's 1000 must be real.

Yeah, that's gonna be that's gonna be a tough moment when you get old enough to get tricked. Yeah, I think I'm getting there. There's been videos that I got tricked by that I'm like, damn, I'm dog as fuck. Dude, Bernie shows me shit all the time. It's like, do you believe this? I'm like, it's fake.

Yeah, it's probably fake. You see those videos of people showing their, like grandparents and parents, Grand Theft Auto, and being like, this is the news right now. What? And it's like cars ramping and drilling people. And then they film their parents reaction,

and they're like their parents reaction. They're like No It's gonna be us shortly. It's a guy with a knife like yeah, it's gonna be us soon, dude Yeah, that's sure the defects will be pretty wicked But yeah, that is nice though. I do like the idea of like if it's in a hotel It's the John Wick. It's a John Wick sanctuary. It's like, we obviously can't do anything on tour to each other. Yeah. In the sanctuary of this hotel. Maybe the guy did refuse, but she just started filming him right away.

Yeah. She was, no, she did. She was like, he won't sleep with me. I flew him out and then she took a video of him. And he's like, and it looked like you guys don't know Swo, do you? You guys don't know Swo? No. No.

What's Swo? Swo's a porn guy. He does the opposite opposite he flies girls out You know guys names. Yeah, man. I'm addicted I did see this and it wasn't it was I guess it was kind of maybe in the swell universe, but it is 20 girls verse one rapper. Have you ever watched that? No, dude 20 girls versus one rapper. Have you ever watched that? No, dude So I got I was in my like

I was in a hard you know what was I started in an Adam 22 hole blizzard sent me an Adam 22 video and then I watched I was just started watching Adam 22 stuff and his it was an interview with 2k baby every rapper now is he's like young NBA NBA 2k 23 NBA But I was watching 2k baby. He's not NBA young boy NBA young boy. I was on now. I'm on 2k baby And I so I got into a thing where there's a show where they get 20 like 19 20 year old women and the rapper sits in a chair and gets to be like, I like that ass. Would you wanna suck my dick?

And they're like, maybe. And he's like, all right, you pass. He just does that 20 times. And eventually cheats him. Just next. Just next, yeah. Yeah. It's fucking bizarre.

Except they don't go on dates. It's just a guy sitting in a chair. I think he ended up taking two, if I'm not mistaken. I think 2K Baby stayed true to his moniker and took two babes. Are they all in like, is it like that big white room? Pretty much, yeah, pretty much, yeah. Yeah, actually it is actually.

Yeah, they're in a big white room and he gets to be like, you suck dick. And they're like, oh my God. He's like, what? And they're like, okay, yeah. He's like, perfect, next. Yeah, that's all I think. It's the best.

I hate those videos. Yeah, they're pretty, they're hard. They're hard to not, it's like, I was watching it. Pretty depressing. Yeah, they're pretty they're hard. They're hard is not it's like I was watching a depression. Yeah, they are they're sad especially when it's like night how old are you 19? It's just boozy badass dude fucking 50 years old Although a lot of those dudes are pretty honorable and they're like I don't fuck with cheering dude like come on. Yeah, beautiful though She's beautiful, but too young. Honorable. But Bootsy Badass is kind of honorable.

You ask him if he's a real, you know what, he'll pass. He goes, come on, baby, you gotta know the answer to that. Come on, man, what you talking about? You already gotta know. She's sick, a not dated woman, if she asked you that. No, what was it? She asked him if he was a real, you know what. Yeah. A real N? Yes. And he said, come on, baby. A real fella. Was it she asked him if he was a real you know what yeah real and yes

Come on, baby. A real fella. You already know you know I am The fact that you asked me on it's a real gentleman. You know I'm a real ass. Yes Yeah, so maybe the real ass Well, baby, you even got to ask me that you're a liar and it was crazy. They're like she's lying You even got to ask me that you're a liar. And it was crazy. They were like, she's lying. It's like, that's not a lie. It's not a lie.

It's not a lie. I'm doing these guys understand lies. I don't fuck with liars. It's like, what? Who? Who's the magician lady? You saw that, right? Let me have the awkward Bobby girl.

Did the podcast with Sukie. Yeah, Sukiyana. Sukiyana's another. She was a musician and she was like, I know motherfucking magician. I make mirrors. That was incredible. She didn't know what a musician was. That was that was one I had to be like.

So Ari was like, that's got to be that's fake. I was like, I don't think that's fake. I immediately looked up Sukie's music and I was like, she's not lying to me. She definitely did not know what a musician was. I was like, I'm not a musician, I just make music. I don't do no magic shit. She thought it was a bitch. That Bobby Jek kept being like, for real,

I think you don't understand what I'm saying. She's like, oh fuck, she's like, I don't think, honey. I'm not thinking hoodwretch shit or something. I don't think honey I'm not thinking hoodrat shit or something I don't think I know thinking for fucking losers pretty much pretty amazing yeah I think she's thinking for poor people or something along those lines she just knows thinking ghetto or something just knows it was good she's yeah I'm gonna be like I don't think about anything. I know I'm certain all the time Yes

She's like a musician. That's not real. She's totally infallible. She is she's completely infallible Damn, she must honestly think she's infallible. Yeah. Yeah, he literally gets on in front of like on top of a car Just be like my pussy's pink my buttoes brown my pussy peak Who's like the hottest slut rapper right now sexy red sexy red Oh, you see they just put our music video the song of Drake where she had she's known the music video with Drake and SZA and her Water broke and they had to take her to the hospital. The whole music video was them in the hospital for wait, what? Yeah. Drake, Suki, Nasuki, SZA and sexy red. Sexy red is the sexy slut rapper right now.

So how old is sexy red? If you don't mind me asking her water broke. Less than 30. Yeah, dude, her water broke and they filmed a music video. Yeah. Less than 30. They seem to have cracked the code for that. Yeah, she's 25.

First time. Well, that's it's tough because the slot the agent slot rappers, if you're okay, she's very nice. Because they will they've departed from they've departed from the classic. Look, whoa, all right. In that video, in that photo, she was she was pregnant about Because they, well they've departed from, they've departed from the classic look. Whoa, alright. In that video, in that photo she was pregnant. About seven months pregnant. Nah dude, yeah. The whole time she's been famous she's been pregnant.

Really? For like the whole year. She's been running with weights on that. She's been a pregnant, she kinda came out as a pregnant slut. Yeah. She had, like, there was like a couple months ago she had like a pregnant sex video on Twitter or Instagram. Amen. I've been I've watched those. Don't be.

Let's all be. Let's all be honest. But the sexy reds new song Pound Town Pound Town. I know it was a hit. I think that's the Pussy Pink one. But now I feel like the slut rappers are getting smaller now and like more petite at first. They was all about the stallions.

Megan, the stallion, Nicki Minaj. It was that like tall, just impossibly large butt. Big ass ass. Huge ass. Now they're more like petite. They're getting like petite sluts. Brother, the Paris Hilton style of lady is coming back. You think so?

You think it's gonna swing back? I think it is swinging back. The flat hair, the skinny ladies, big titties. I think it's coming back. What? Heart shaped Hines and big titties are coming back? Yeah, yeah, dude. Count me in.

Blonde babes are back, dude. Yeah. Ooh, Poundtown 2. Take me back to Poundtown. Poundtown 2 is back. Electric Boogaloo. It's coming back. It's gonna be so good.

All I do is listen to Poundtown, a driver. They're trying to stage a comeback for Megan Thee Stallion so bad. Well, yeah. So what's wrong? Where'd she go? She got shot in the foot by Tory Lanez. Now she's not fucking hot anymore. She also came out and said she's not a freak anymore. No, she's, she's, she's big time now. She's doing like commercials. Oh, she's huge.

She's doing commercials for the Olympics. Yeah. She's a Barbie. She's huge. Megan Eastalian is huge. The Paris Olympics. But the streets. It comes to Meg this time and be like. Uh-uh.

Oh yeah. It's just the traffic noises. She has a wooden pirate leg. Bum bum bum bum. Me. I'm saying she has a major machine behind her, but the streets aren't really fucking that's my problem I don't think the streets are fucking with her and your ears to the street. I mean, I'm Just as a release anything in a while she just came out of the fucking song. What are you talking about?

I'm sorry dude. She just got to see I guess the streets are listening I don't have to muscle mommy fucking covered of men Praying it's the Indian in the cupboard Praying that one of your men comes to life in there I was just thinking, he needs to go to the cover. But yeah, so, Megan needs to, and again, yeah, she's a huge massive, she has beef now with Nicki Minaj. Oh yeah. That's a big thing where Nicki's been firing off at her.

Nicki's a queen dude. She's an absolute, she's kind of an alt-right queen too. She didn't believe in the Vax, she said it swolled up her, her Haitian cousin got like great fruit balls from the Vax, whichever an attacker. Now she was saying that Megan Thee Stallion is having her quote, unquote moment, which is like, you know, Rihanna got beat and Rihanna just took it like a soldier.

These are Megan Thee Stallion's words. She kind of just soldiered through it. And she said, this is no, Nicki Minaj's words. That Rihanna kind of like. Barbies. Yeah, took it on the chin. And she was saying that Megan Thee Stallion is like, dude,. Yeah, took it on the chin. Yeah. And she was saying that Megan is telling you,

it's like dude enough, the dude beat your ass and shot you, like stop making this all by yourself. Is she still talking about that? The thing, the cori Tory Langston? No, I think it just follows her everywhere she goes. If I got shot, I would never. Here's the thing. How the day would go by where I didn't talk about it.

This kind of bullshit, 50 cent got shot nine times and he was a hero. He doesn't talk about it. This kind of bullshit 50 cent guy shot nine times. He was a hero. He doesn't talk about it though. Yeah, he fucking did. He rapped about it. He made a mug. He got shot nine times. I mean, let it go.

Maybe about it. He made an album about it. He made a movie out of it. And yeah, he made the art. He made the art and then he let it go. Yeah, but let's not compare 50 to any of these nasty, disgusting ones. True.

There's this weird rotation with Lady Rapp where like if you're a Lady Rapper, you get six months, but if people really like you, you get a year, and then like, it's somebody else. It's just a huge rotation of Black Lady Slut Rappers. Well, can I be honest? The age kind of comes in and dethrones Slut Rapper. You gotta become a queen.

Yeah, of course. It's hard to become a queen. It's like a pop lady. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it turns out you can't be like 47, be like, my butthole. Booty brown. Shut this off. My pussy sloppy.

My pussy is... My tits are hanging like, what's up? My titties on my belly button. Dude, we gotta make old slut rap. Yeah, we gotta make old slut rap. Yeah, we gotta make old slut rap. Yeah, we gotta make old slut rap. Yeah, we gotta make old slut rap.

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We gotta get like Lil Kim out there. I mean like I got stung by a bunch of bees. Lil Kim got, she went fully plastic. She went fully Michael Jackson. She's a full cat one. She full Barbie girl. She dead. But yeah, you're right man. These these women are very flashing a pan

It's like why can't Megan the stallion be great for being shot. Why is it not cool if you get shot? Wait, wait, say it again. Why is it not cool? Why is it not like a badge of honor that she got shot? I think it is well It wasn't that what community turned on a little mayor. Don't fucking the black community I don't think the black people turned on her really. Yeah, everyone's saying oh, dude, this is bullshit. You're fucking sending him jail I'm at the beginning at the beginning Whoa, yeah, I've never seen that picture like 3d animation That's a I low-key

Dude the black community turned on Megan the stallion in the beginnings of the trial because they didn't think she really got shot though, right? Why? It's fucked up. It is fucked up. You're right. It's fucked up. That was the those black people's amber herd Johnny Depp We all get one Johnny Depp was innocent His bed she crossed the line. Yeah, that's worse than getting shot in the foot. What'd you hit?

You gotta hit a lady if she shits on your bed, right? I think it's certainly understandable. Trill. What did you do? I don't know what. What could he do? What would you do? You have to vacate.

You gotta leave. Yeah, just leave. You have to vacate and go really nice,. Yeah, just leave. It's a vacate go really nice nice one Great Dumped in my bed because you would know you would you would lay down in it though and we'll get tricked Oh, by by night number two. Oh She'd be like remember when you said this you be like you just shit in my fucking bed Shit in my bed. Can't do you see when to the shit bad to choose like bro. She's like hit it You're like pig in slop. I'm gonna hit it. You laid it right next to the turd. You're nasty

Oh, I thought I was getting some fucking pussy. There's a fucking turd in my bed Man if it was a dark room to oh, you'd be like what is no way? Feels like shit Oh, man, if it was a dark room too, you'd be like, what is, no way. Feels like shit. Stinks in here, I think so there's somebody shitting. Now that ass is just open for you, you're like, that's what's up, but. Yeah, it's kind of nice. You definitely smells like there's a giant turd in my bed.

You could get hard through a turd to smell, you could power through the smell of that. Oh yeah. Then you'd roll to your side of the bed and be like Jesus Christ What did I do? I step it in bear shit or dog shit in your bare feet is Yeah, you want to kill yourself. Yeah, have it a turn in your bed would fuck human turn in your bed Would just a sight of it's like the fucking horse head from the godfather

I turned into the Joker and media like, true. You'd have to shit on her shit though. What do you mean? You'd become a villain. Yeah, I'd have to shit on her. True. Thank God it was just Amber heard not one of your muscle moms. Or true. Yeah. Taking a broken shake. Amber Turd? True. Yeah.

Taking a protein shake dump? Amber Turd? Yeah. Damn, your muscle mommy taking a protein shake dump on you? I mean, that would be... Oh my God. Swap, dude. It would spray the root.

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Your tits are going to become hard and immobile. Stop, babe. You cut you on the edge where I like you. An eight pack. Oh, it's going to spread your tits. That's the 10 pack. The 10 packs, the final two titties. Yeah. The final frontier, the titties.

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Let's take this song to the top. Well, man. Sorry Nikki. This is how you rap Nicki Minaj they have a lot in common I think I think you got yeah, I remember for WAP. Yeah Yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, Tommy McDonald came out with the song with Ben Shapiro and Megastown. Yeah. Cardi B and Meg. Wop. Yeah. That was Wop. So maybe he was talking about Cardi B and not Nicky. I forgot. He go Cardi. Him and Nicky are probably beefing. I think he beefed with Nicky before maybe. Yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't like that. Why does he eat Black Lady so much? Because he doesn't eat all Black Ladies. He just I think he listens to those songs. I don't want to I don't want to pick sides here but I think he's heard two songs. Okay. This is an abomination. Yeah, I think he honestly said rap is crap. Whoa. Sorry. Whoa. Sorry. Harsh words from the conservative. Right. Rap is crap. That's

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That's, he's like, rap is not, doesn't have a criminal. Rap doesn't have a criminal element? People would really say that. Taliq Kali said, well, he didn't say that. Taliq Kali said that. He didn't say that, but it appears was like, oh, come on, I'm surely there. There's a call to criminality.

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Vlad was a very fair, centrist position. And even Pierce Morgan at one point tried to get him like, they call you a culture vulture, Vlad. What do you think of that? He's like, yeah, man, some fucking bullshit. Yeah, I see where they're coming from. Vlad might be the ultimate centrist. But dude, can I tell you one thing my dad told me?

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I mean People could spin those words against you, but I do see what you're saying. It's okay. I've said much worse Want to hang around like 10 year old boys isn't necessarily sauce no dude I'm fighting stuff. I actually do like hanging out with kids No, no pedo pedo pause no pedo pause pedo pause kids are actually more fun to hang out with adults Yeah, kids are fucking sick. I don't have to drink Or you can get the party lit and be the man Give me that Jesus juice We can turn the party to a fucking thousand you guys want some zeemas

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You guys are dick-shorting growth. They're gonna be like, well, you know so much stuff. But yeah, it is what it is, dude. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Chug that fucking Zima right now, pussy. Because we're gonna box and you guys fight me at the end. You got a future where you're going to have to hang out with 10-year-olds actually pretty soon. Oh for sure

Yeah girls, I'm girl world. Oh, yeah girl world. It's gonna suck. You know girls drool, right? Oh for sure For sure. Thank God. I'll be I'll be an absolute guiding light in the dark chaos of the feminine mind What are you gonna do when your daughters start listening to sex you read that shut it down You have to shut that dude My parents used to I used to have bad tapes my parents will they only have tapes But they would take my cassette my dad would put on the counter and take his hand and go And it's fucking it took like three try you know hard that is to fucking break a cassette. Yeah, you know jerky boys You hold it down like this ago. He took your jerky boys. I took my jerky boys fucking cracked it on me. I was like, bro Why? I took my jerky boys fucking cracked it on me. I was like, bro, why my corn tape, please don't find my corn tape.

Can't take corn. Dude, I would lay at 7am volume on two to the fucking CD player tape player. I'm like, I believe I'm going blind. My parents find out I'm fucked. Yeah, I got the first M&M CD like that. That was big. I had to hide the fuck out of that. Well, yeah, I smugged with that one.

Oh yeah. I never meant to give you mushrooms girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. Where did you listen to it, like CD player on the bus? School bus. Yeah. One time I listened to it on the team bus. On my father's girl's basketball team bus.

I had to hide it. I was sitting right next to him just like. Any vacation yeah Yeah, I two pox greatest hits disc to I could never get the anti skip CD player Dude on the boss you asked her on the boss. It was nonstop. Yeah Yeah, I had two pox greatest hits this too. I kept my school bag. No, they just popped it in the CD holder Oh, Mary. Yeah yeah it was the shit with me hit him up it was tight yeah dude yeah it was like the coolest song ever

hell Mary no he'll marry was sick but hit him up was hit him up I hit him I had whatever I had whatever this guy changes I think on it changes changes was nice at the time just being young just being young just being like dude slipping by DMX was a big one. I'm just staring out the window of the school bus. I might have to add slipping to the introspective badass phone. I can't get up.

Yeah, I remember listening to the beginning and be like, well, my mama didn't bounce on me, but. Yeah, dude, their mama. Basically, I get it. Their mama. Your mama was tight But slipping was for real. I honestly that's introspective badass. Yeah, how's it how does that allude to me? I loved it too. It's looking so good, dude. I'm at you're driving by yourself. You're just fucking

17 you learners permanent just you're like dude, I totally get it man. I understand the max. I totally understand We're fucking saying I can't get up, dude I understand the max I totally understand what you're fucking saying. I can't get up dude He ultimately slipped he did he slipped so hard he did ultimately never got up That's how it goes though. It's a shame eventually we all fall wish Tommy Donald was there to put some fucking sense Tom McDonald BEM SHAPIRO could have saved the m DMX, dude. Field has opened his mind to conservative values. I think DMX has he was very, very strong. Every song he made was like, I'm not gay.

I hate gay people. And that is the thing. Black communities by default, very conservative. So yeah. Yeah, man. Me and Candice, no one's we see you guys are waking up. We know. Yeah, we are. Yeah. I don't know.

Nevermind. Let me stay off this. Why? No, I've been very disappointed in black people recently. Why? Stay real in the cheap spread. Never in the what?

No. No, that's not why. It's just, I's not why. It's just, I don't know. Like the examples of black people suck right now. Yeah. Yeah. Especially ones that like work online.

Like the sexy reds, the fucking… Yeah, but that's how white people are online. No. Online's usually… Right in the mic. Yeah. There's an example of an online white guy. At least you have cool fun people. White people are just getting represented by fucking intellectuals, which are so lame.

And black people are just like autistic guys on the internet. Well, the intellectual dark web, I think, has started to fall apart. I think it's fractured. Which one? Who's the dark web? That was like Peterson, the Weinstein brothers. No, that's not dark which one who's the dark? That was like Peterson Winestein brothers. No, that's not dark web. That's literally they were they were technically classed as the intellectual dark web Who's told them that the lives obviously They're literally on every single thing. I know but they called they were like counter the narrative Therefore they called them the dark web especially in the very very beginning. Yeah, yeah, they've kind of fallen. Yeah, our fucking our guys have fallen apart. Yeah

John Stewart John Stewart did good man. He's the king is back. He's back. He did he did good. Did you watch any of it? Oh, yeah, it was gonna be it was good. It was good I was better than I thought he went in he went in on Biden also did he really which was nice He's still dude, you know, they still have to hit. The Trumps are criminal all the, literally grabbing by the pussy was in the speech. But that was like, he stopped and then he went straight to Biden was like, come on.

Yes, yes. That was actually really, really good. He gave it a cent, just imagine if Tim Dillon though, got the, that show would have been. Tim Dillon should be the host of the Daily Show. But Stuart is good. That's crazy. I never even thought of that, but yeah. Tim would have been Tim Dylan should be the host of the Daily Show. But Stuart is good. That's crazy. I never even thought of that. But yeah, it would have been pretty phenomenal.

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The country with golden mega brain, obviously. He's doing it. It is crazy. Country with golden mega brain, obviously. He's doing it. It is crazy. He went away. Country with the shit. He's coming back. We're getting it together. I don't think we're going to get together.

This is going to be a fucking crazy year. Yeah, it's going to be 2030. Yeah, it's going to be 2028, 2030. It might like, OK, we might all say uncle as a country. I think this will be it. This will be it. You think this election too? Yeah. No, no, no, I'm saying at the end of this election. That's. I think this will be it. This will be it. You think this election too? Yeah.

No, no, no, I'm saying at the end of this election. That's what I mean. Like 2028. Yeah. We'll all be like, all right, guys, let's all say uncle. Those two are gone. We were trying to get a regular one. You think it's going to keep going?

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You might throw a salary Why can't you run? He's not a natural born American It'll be sick dude, maybe entertain fuck he's a Romanian Tate versus Monty or beast would be kind of nice But then it's just a W But wasn't Brock Obama born Just kidding I don't want to dig out fucking wild.

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Per capita crybabies. We need to start getting FBI statistics on crybabies. Yeah, that's the statistics we need from the FBI. True, FBI, chill on the racial statistics. I saw one yesterday. I saw a dude, I was going through Twitter. Is there a new racial stat? Just looked at it.

Yeah, it's brutal. Just saw it. It's just per 100,000 people per state getting shot. Homicides by firearms. They split up by race. Not good. It's not good. I don't know if it's real.

It was Anthony Kumi that tweeted it. But that's literally a piece of information I can't have. It was crazy. Because I'm not going to... That's just a piece of information that's going to be in there. Then I'm going to be at a bar with African-American comedians and we're going to be be in there. Yeah. Now I'm gonna be at a bar with African American comedians that we're gonna be having a chat. Yeah.

And I'm gonna go, well actually. Yeah, true. Did you know? And. Yeah. I'm gonna hit him with facts and logic. Well, no, you should say, you should say that I've been watching. I don't want facts and logic.

But you should say the data suggests. I was watching Ben Shapiro debate and rather than being like, this is it, he goes, well, the data suggests. And I go, if I say the data suggests around my African American friends, they're going to attack me. Man, I gotta tell you. You go, well, well. The data suggests that black people are dying 30 to one

by the job as the white people. Like, and that's not a lie. Like 30 to one. It's just a suggestion. Wait, 30 to one. Oh,ion wait 30 31 can pair like 30 black or 100,000. Yeah. Yeah, I thought you said buy white people No, no, no, no, no, no, it was probably you know It's probably don't let me dig out the dark webs fucking be oldies So they said 30 to one dying. Yeah, that's makes perfect sense. Yeah bad So they said 30 to one dying. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

Yeah, bad. It's terrible. I don't want that info. But it's like, yeah, for sure. It's terrible. Again, it's like your dad's, our dad's getting ahold of like the George Floyd YouTube video. Yeah.

It's like Phil can't have that. It's the arc. He's gonna. Yeah. True. He's gonna be at the bar. arc. True. He's gonna be at the bar. Fenn on methamphetamines presents.

Yeah, true. Did you know he's been in jail before? His eyes rolled back. My son, Joe, me a YouTube video. You guys got to check this out. It was actually part of their police protocol. The move was we're not bad guys. It's all anybody wants to know what deep down Todd, all the facts and logic is just everyone looking at themselves going, I'm not a bad guy. You couldn't be more right. That's the only thing it is. Everybody scours the internet to go. I am not. I don't have original sin of being a bad guy you couldn't be more right. That's the only thing it is everybody scours the internet to go I am not I

Don't have original sin of being a bad person Dude and both sides are going yeah, you do yep, and they're having the facts and logic battle Dude, I feel like the worst place to find out who you are What yeah, it's the worst place to like develop an identity Yeah, cuz like everyone who develops an identity from the internet sucks real bad. Yeah. Every single one. Yeah.

Yeah, man. I mean, that's that's how you develop. You develop your identity through. Autism. Pre internet. Yeah. To be honest, I'm actually. Rasslin.

Yeah, it's just the stuff is being streamed at you 24 seven and you just cobble an identity on that. But yeah, it's I'm going to get my identification plan of the apes. That's gonna be so sick. I'm so excited for the sun to go down today so I can toss on prize. It's gonna come on at night time? Oh yeah, I might get all,

I might get back to back plan of the apes tonight. There might be a double feature tonight. I'm coming back. I might smoke pot with you. Oh. I don't know if I could take that, dude. You could. You could do it. Mushrooms.

You start turning. I think mushrooms playing the eights would be very nice. You start turning in a Caesar. But I don't know. No. I took mushrooms to watch MIBs like four. I was like, dude, this is the best movie I've ever seen. MIB four.

Where'd it go back in time? It was the one with yeah, yeah Thor yeah, so I'm a Thor yes Valkyria it was awesome. Yeah, is there an MIB Thor crossover? Please tell me no. No, it was the guy who please you're saying when Thor went back And Val and the tube the main two people are from Thor I think that'd be a nasty crossover. MIBs and Thor? Yeah. Thor is the best Marvel movie.

Yeah. Well, bro, going to the galaxy. All right, that's an elite of its own. I'm talking about standard. That's MIBs for dude. Let's go. Who's the lady? Will Smith became a black lady.

Tessa Thompson, that's Valkyrie. She's from Thor also, they're both from Thor. Will Smith went back in time and turned into a black lady. Tells Thompson that's Valkyrie. She's from Thor also. They're both from Thor. Kroll Smith went back in time and turned into a black woman. I've got to be honest, normally that would take me out, but the mushrooms helped you. It helped me. They're going to help all of us deal with this fucking bullshit we got to deal with. I don't think they are at all. They will.

Just crushing mushrooms and being like, yeah, I don't know. It'll help you. You just crushing mushrooms. Me. Yeah, I don't know. It'll help you. You'll be like, yeah, man, for sure. Yeah, you just become a star. You know, whoa. Yeah, it's chill. Are you might get be lined in the truth? There is a hard.

I mean, I don't want to try to take I don't want to monopolize the truth, but there is a crossover of like psychedelic and maga guys now. And that's become a big one. It's one of my favorite, they're like health guys, psychedelic, mega guys and it's pretty sick. Cause COVID kind of pushed a lot of the like, natural psychedelic.

Yeah, like the lady that drank silver that we watched. Yes. That's, yeah. And my boys certified health nut. Certified health nut. Certified health nut. You was showing me him, what's he doing? He's nice, he certified health, certified health, not you was show me. And what's he nice?

Paul, he come he stems from the Paul check universe. Paul check is at the top of like psychedelic health guys. No, dude, he, dude, Paul check would is the absolute. At least the health guys are Paul check would Paul check the health checker would you motherfucker? Are you racist motherfucker? Paul check would you spill over yourself? Coffee. Checkerwood you motherfucker. Do you race this motherfucker? Paul checkerwood you spill over yourself The

The health guys are better than the entrepreneurial guys. Yeah Those guys Tate spawned an army of fucking the worst dudes It's not tates fault. It's literally it's like the daily show. Yeah, it's like one guy could do it Yeah, now there's just an army of people monkey see monkey Daily Show. Yeah. It's like one guy could do it. Yeah. Now there's just an army of people. Monkey see monkey do. Yeah. Yeah. You're watching Tony Robbins.

Fuck I forgot what the... Eight together. Together. Strong. Eight alone weak. But eight together. What is it? Eight doesn't kill eight.

What's the... Eight doesn't kill eight dude. Eight no kill eight. It's nice. Nice. You know who the best is? The orangutan. Yeah. Maurice is so cool

Really? Oh, what was his name is Hank was that gorilla? Yeah, buck. Yeah, buck Took out a helicopter in the first one. It was so fucking Caesar so save Caesar Jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge on the fucking helicopter Drags it down. Yeah, dude. He saved all the eight. Yeah. Did he sacrifice? Was it a noble sacrifice? He sacrificed himself.

It was a very noble sacrifice. Christ figure. Actually, very sad to see him die. Fucking hand was twitching. I was like, man, they really. It was cramp. Yeah. So he like died.

Did he die instantly or he like? No, he survived the crash. He got to be like. Yeah, he fucking yeah. He twitched. He had a little twitch. I wonder if be like, yeah. He fucking yeah. He twitched. He had a little twitch. Wonder if that came out when Harambe happened. Oh, 2011.

Well, I was like 2016. I think. So is the gorilla out of the. Yeah, he's dead, dude. He's gone. There's other gorillas. There are other. OK, thank God.

I was just I was like kind of pistasy. If that was the new the new bad guy. His name is Proxima Caesar He takes Caesar's name so he can like You know There's a new bad guy who is the bad guy is a bad guy. Yeah, he's a he's a Type of monkey. What spawn this evil Just like you know, you know eventually Spawns evil in us man. Yeah, Joe power corrupt Oh wait, what an absolute power corrupts eventually

My favorite is the fucking yeah, that's nice we need to start doing that. What is it? No What is it? No They're good everything you like it's taken yeah, FIFA got Yeah, you gotta see I Hopefully we can get I gotta show you the loading screen for it. No, it really looks like a 48 year old lady Cuz I remember when you mentioned It's crazy. Because I remember when you mentioned the crowd. Yeah. And I was like, dude, this is it.

And then I saw it and I went, oh my God. Yeah, it's just after you. You should see the crowd at Madden. Yeah. Madden's crowd is the craziest one. What's Madden like? It's like 80 to 20 like black guys. And you're like, there's never this many black people

in a football game, dude. What the hell? Think about an English soccer game. Dude literally. And it cuts to the crowd and the entire crowd's black women. Like. Should be a bunch of guy, white guys holding bananas. That's a soccer crowd.

All right. Yeah. Not in England dude. They say no to racism. They kneel before the game. Racism's dead. True. Before kickoff every team kneels and they go.

It is tight. We've abolished that. We have racism on the outside, racism's dead. True. Before kickoff, every team kneels and they go. It is tight. We've all of that. Racism on the outside of their court field. Oh, yeah. OK, all right. They're Europeans. They're ending racism. Yeah, we they monkey see monkey do what we do.

And they do it 10 times more. We've conquered that force inside of ourselves. Yeah. Now we got to do greed. We'll get greed next year. 2023 will just all overcome communism. Yeah, for sure. So sick of greed. 2023 will just all overcome communism. Yeah, for sure So sick of greed. Yeah, we'll do communism greed is the thing ruining this country

Yeah, yeah, you see the NFL and Disney Disney starting a new Sports streaming service, okay, like all the other companies that they own. I thought you were thinking more lobbyists, but yes with all the other companies that they own. I thought you were thinking more lobbyists, but yeah. No, oh yeah. Disney. Disney. Disney is bad, but Disney is the fucking main bad right now. Disney is the one ruining, they must be ruining the games.

EA Sports is his actor. What the fuck, if they ruin NCAA, they announced NCAA today, if they ruin NCAA 25. What are you gonna do? I will buy firearms and I will do something big I will do something fucking big if I see one woman on in all of college football team. All the signs were there. He announced. He said it.

Damn. Nah, dude. Game. I don't know if this is bad. So all game developers are like trans now. Like really, dude, all the game developers are trans, bro. God. All right.

I can't say this. You can say whatever you want. Nah, dude. You ever watch a game? I'm pretty conscious, dude. You watch the game awards. Every person coming up there is a trans. Who the fuck You watch the game awards every person coming up there is a Fox watching the game dude the game awards is huge bro. Oh, I've caught one of this before yeah All the developers are trans and it's kind of ruining like this. It's kind of like making

Storylines and games are relatable the gamers are mostly like it's gone away. You're part of the problem. You always pick female characters in every game because I love when they're like your fucking problem. No, no, no, you are literally part of the problem. You're the biggest part. Every time I get a new game and they're like Gears of War six this time, it's a fucking chick with a shaped head. I go, who's this for it? And then I look outside and I see you jacking off the token. I don't play girls in shooters. That's not where women belong. Women don't belong in the field.

You know, these girls shoot at games. It's nice you cross them. You're like, all right, that's my red line. I just like watching sexy butts when I play fight games. That's all I like to look at. You're building a strong case now. Girls don't belong. You're building a strong case now. Girls don't belong. You keep them in the fantasy realm.

You fight them, but it only in the fantasy. Yeah, women fight. Not in the world. What about your muscle queens? That's fake, too. Wrestling is fake. Come on, man. It's a beautiful illusion.

You are the still real to me, damn it. And it's still real to me. It's choreographed. So the gamer community, you're saying this is being, you said the woke mind virus has been programmed into the game. Gamers are the forefront. Yeah. Dude, NHL, like every single game during BLM was like a one minute pause screen

before you can go. Yeah. And hockey. NHL. Yeah. NHL, dude. Yeah. True. I don't HL, dude. Yeah. True. I don't even think 2K did it.

They just know to get some in racism in there. They have some in there. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Which is fine. And look, that was BLM at the time. If you were a big company, you have to do it. But don't ruin the game still, dude. Yeah. Dude, I feel like BLM was an op, dude.

I feel like it was a work. You think? Yeah. BLM was a work, and we all got worked so hard. Yeah. And it's, yeah. I disagree with what he's saying. It's a work.

I think for the record, I completely disagree. It was a work. I think they spent their funds wisely. You're breaking out the fucking? You're breaking out the topics today. I got furious at something today. What'd you get furious at? How'd you get so red-pilled?

What happened? That made me mad. What happened? David Lucas apologizing. That made me mad. Why? I don't know. Yeah.

You were mad that he did that? I was mad that he apologized to people. He just let people know that he apologized to the family. He's kind of mad about that. Who do you apologize to? Floyd's family. The Floyd's family? I don't know.

When you're getting crushed like that. Yeah. And all you're doing is putting out, this is how you rationalize it, you're gonna put out a fucking video. Who gives a fuck? I'm gonna say sorry, I'm gonna say stop fucking saying I'm he made like a joke about George Floyd. Yeah Yeah, I guess and

He was like I talked to George Floyd's family right and try to apologize to all these people You guys can relax. They're fine with it. You guys can relax. Yeah, I don't know you're just Lamar saying he feels as if the You're more mad at like the dude. It'll die. Let it go He's mad about the circumstances About the circumstances I'm not mad at David Lucas whether you have to apologize. No. Yeah, cuz it's just a fucking joke He was trying some stuff. I mean Yeah, get me for the Floyd it's pretty tame. It's not that crazy really well He was riff it it was low I'll tell you after

And then and then which which family was it that was like enraged the Floyd family Okay, because the clip of him went online somebody posted online, and they were like don't you fucking day? Hmm. That's weird. I saw a documentary about I never saw that I never saw that that was the one that broke Kanye's brain that was the one that broke Kanye's brain Yes, what I thought that broke Kanye's brain. Yeah, that's what I told you. I told you this. I literally said every single thing Kanye sang is from the Candace Owens doc. The Candace Owens doc. That was the one.

I thought you were for real said you didn't see that. I was like wait, I was like this is the one. I never saw that. But then again, you know, to their family, it's like yeah, obviously it's like he's in a halfway house. I had no people in a halfway house as I didn't visit either. So, you know, to their family, it's like, yeah, obviously it's like he's in a halfway house. I had no people in a halfway house as I didn't visit either. So, you know, it's a fair. It's somebody in my family.

Yeah. It is an unfair caricature of a person to be like, he didn't even see him in the halfway house. It's like, yeah, dude, you don't go. Yeah. Like they didn't even care. It's like, well, I'm probably still sad. I bet they were helping him pay for the halfway house.

Yeah. Well, I don't know. But he was on mega drugs. The shame. I just want to know, Lamar, why you have so much hate in your heart now. Yeah. I don't hate. I have a lot of righteous fury. That's what's up. Yeah. I think I was thinking about today. Why do they call it poetic justice? It's just fucking justice. Yeah. I guess if it like poetic justice is like if it rings true or is like beautiful You mean is just yeah true justice is beautiful and blind. Yeah, I don't understand it

Yeah, what does that even mean? Well, I think poetic justice is more about like when it's like a thing where someone was wrong And yeah, they justly yeah, but like yeah, but justice is blind So if you're you know, you're not always going to be wronged and get the right outcome. So you don't get justice. No justice is blind is it's not saying it gets it wrong. Blind is supposed to be. It's you can see.

I mean, it doesn't care about anything. You just sit there for a facts. Let me see. Poetic justice seems to be totally redundant. Yeah, cause I'm like trying to. I was trying to rationalize that I was taking a shower. This was big. Yeah.

Cause it's a cool song. I like that. I am a sinner. But what does a. I'm a sinner again. What the hell? I am a sinner, but what does a Sin again What the hell so they're saying Things I don't poetic justice is a literary device I'm just characters rewarded or punished in a manner befitting their actions ensuring a just resolution

Often contrary to their expectations again Yeah, it suggests that more virtue will ultimately be rewarded and wrongdoing punished creating a balance in the narrative world So justice the concept is utilized emphasize the theme of karma or establish the moral order of the universe So it's just karmic justice. Yeah, isn't that all justice justice? Yeah, not all justice is karmic well Karma well just this is right All justice. Justice, yeah. Not all justice is karmic. Well. Karma. Well, justice is right. Yeah, but karma isn't right.

Well, here's the thing, what do you mean? Yeah, it is if you. No, karma's like the, You get rewarded. It's like good and evil, right? Like the, you do good, you get good, you do bad, you get bad. That's justice.

No. And karma. Well, you're saying justice could be you could be a mom who's like son got killed, then you kill the killer of your kid, but you still have to go to jail for two years. And that's not just that's justice for her, but that's not actual justice. The justice system was frowned upon that. But then in light of the circumstances, the justice system, the judicial system, I think we're confusing the justice system judicial system using the judicial system for actual justice okay okay okay okay yeah damn dude hell yeah anyway yeah no you're right it's good this could topic change there yeah shift gears it was a

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