Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 482 - Creamed Out (feat. Lemaire Lee & Shawn Gardini)

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. This is so great. The motherfucking big dog is an SNL. We're doing a baddie cast. We have to do the podcast guys. You have to do the podcast. You cannot forget the podcast. You guys, you guys do, you guys even like, how do you guys stimulate yourselves? Joe?

Double Joe. Cream soda, let me pass out in two seconds. No, wait, dude, I'll be fine. You guys you guys do you guys even like how you guys stimulate yourself Joe So No, wait, I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be so jazzed up Cream rules everything around you Cream soda rules everything around you. I'm on the bean you're on the cream I'm on the motherfucking go below bad Jean sing I watched it inspiring video. I'm trying to study in those motherfuckers dude. The Chinese? Yeah. I'm studying them. I miss them being out here in Texas dude. I miss Chinese people.

You don't see? They're kicking around. You gotta go to like the camp. I don't think I went college Chinese. College Chinese are nice. I went to an engineering school. What the fuck? Bite your tongue.

I went to an engineering school. I went to a college school. I went to a college school. I went to a college school. I went to a college school. I went to an engineering school. I didn't go for engineering, obviously, but it was there was many college Chinese and they are about business. Yeah, they don't fuck around. No, I was trying to kiss them. They'd say no, thank you. I'm studying engineering. Dude, I watched a video on who's the guy Riz it Islam you ever fuck with this you come up in your Crazy

Islam oh Yeah, maybe he's not in good standing. He's like he's like a disciple of the honorable Malaysia Yeah, Mohammed, but he was going on I was watching the video last night. I couldn't fall asleep I did kill Tony last night and I was just wide away because I hit the blunt I hit the blood and you hit the cup and the L in the cup It was on the microdose as well. He looks like fine. So it's Bentley. You know the guy used to carry the umbrella for Diddy Looks like Billy's umbrella. Yeah. Looks like, looks like Dilly's umbrella block. Yeah dude, I was watching a video last night and he was saying, I mean dude, first of all,

like black Muslim dudes, I know they have a regrettable stance on the Jews, hence the ADL's hard slam on them. But look at the drip though. The drip is crazy and dude, the fucking theories, the theories are off the hook too. He was saying how he studies white people. He's like I studied them. He's like a lot of you brothers don't want to study the white man. I watch his every move.

Keep your friends close and your enemies close. Exactly dude. I fucking, I like that. I like that too. I like the skinny piece of hide and the getty image. The skinny piece of hide. Oh he claimed, dude that's the get dude. Oh according to true shit according to him He was saying he's he's saying that white people studied black people and that's where we got all of our swag from

He's talking going way back. Oh, and so that way we redesigned the system we studied y'all Designed the system and then we held you down with it now You guys have to study us to redesign the system So it's gonna be I love the way he's thinking about that. I think I kind of agree dude It's kind of like it doesn't sound like crazy. No, it sounds like right because you ever see these geek the white boys nowadays dude Yeah, but if here's the thing though, he was like, we got to study white people, we got to study their ways. And I understand he's filtering it through like a Muslim.

Yeah, or almost like, like a black Israel, like a scope, but he is in a way. It's just like a monumental pull up your pants. He's doing a monument, but it's in like a sick way. A monumental. He's just kind of like, yeah, we just got to, we just got to study them and emulate them and take our swag back. We got to show up early and stuff. It's like, wait, we were late first?

You guys are super early. Man, dude. I, uh, Amer, you were fucking right on time today. You were 11-0-1. Swagged out, taking that white swag dude that prototypical white swag 11-0-1 True cream soda and the cream backwards is aggressive Why is everything got a match Even the bucky

ancient white swag Bucky sweatpants Why are you dripping so fucking hot? I was dripped out today though. I had the fucking black yin yang tea and the black fucking pants on my wife came out of the club I came out of the closet my pulse, but I came out. I got a walk in I'm just ballin out But I came out of the walk in I came out of the closet, oh, Paul's, but I came out, I got a walk-in, I'm just ballin' out, but I came out of the walk-in, I'll just put it like that, and then, and then, and then. She saw that I was, my wife saw us matchin', she was like, God damn.

I said, dude, if you throw a hard match on black people, they're like, they can't like, dizzy for a second. If you match hard, they're like, shit. They immediately are like, they check themselves. They check themselves, they're Yeah, they check themselves. I'm wearing blue and green I should be matched to the fucking teeth you guys are right that was that might be your swag originally I don't think Europeans knew about matching before Africans would have the they have the chain with the skirt they True. You guys were on that bullshit back in the day of like stretching out your ears and shit.

You guys now wear on that though. Bullshit. Now we are too hot topic. Dude, Riz Islam's totally right. That's why I'm studying Asians right now. I think the Asians built the system, my brothers. I think the Asians built the system. Yeah.

They built the whole people down system. I think, I mean they do have a whole people down system. I mean, they do have a whole people down system. I mean, they're doing it pretty good in Africa right now. Yeah, I heard them down that way. Even if it's the Chinese government or the communist government, it seems pretty ironclad. I did like watching videos of them scooping up people during COVID. Yeah, bolting them into their apartment, locking them in.

Yeah, go ahead. Sorry, Lamar. Noing a man. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Sorry, Lamar. No, please. I was going to stay political. I saw inculter on Bill Maher. Who? Bill Maher.

Who's this lady? From her. Inculter. What's she been up to? I don't know, dude. She was cooking, though. What was she saying? She was saying like a.

She's a Fox News lady? She's just like a Republican commenter, I guess. Well, there you go. Or an American commenter and author. Yeah. She used to ride with DJT pretty hard. Yeah. Okay.

She hates DJT now. Oh, really? She hates him now. I don't know. She's a comment, dude. No offense. Bro. No offense.

Who are you pulling for in the upcoming election? Me. I was going to RFK dude Yeah You get a lot of hate for that on Twitter if you like RFK people like he's gonna take your guns Take a dude. He said I don't have watch it. Let's air That's my president dude. I'll take I'll take it You'll give your guns to your president. Yeah, I don't have any right now, but True when I get one we'll fucking see you get one so you can give it to the government eventually Yeah, dude right now. I'm what was what was she saying? What's her fucking deal? She was saying?

She's she's talking to Van Jones who works for CNN. Who's Van Jones? He's like the black guy black guy. I don't think he's gay black guy. He's like Mace Windy. I don't think he's, he doesn't look like Mace Windy. He's like liberal Mace Windy. The Van Jones isn't gay. No, I don't think so. He's got a perfect gay black guy named Andrew.

He's for sure pretending, cause like during the whole interview, they were just condescending to Ann Coulter, but she was saying the realest shit dude. What was she saying? She was saying like, the only difference between like murder rates, the real difference between murder rates isn't like race,

it's single mother versus two family homes or single parent versus family homes. That's the actual real like a reason for murder rates. It's just like awesome. You need a dad to be like back in my day, son, we used our hands. We used, that didn't make you a man. My dad used to love doing that.

That was my dad's whole stance on the police brutality thing. They used to use your hands. He'd be like, I don't know why these young kids use their guns all the time. They're afraid to fucking put their hands on somebody. It was the back of my day, I used to love to get my hands dirty. Yeah, old men love fighting.

Dude, I could totally see your dad dropping the hat, taking the holster off me like, square up, square up. Yeah, that would be so sick. Yeah, that's the man. If you had to square up as a cop, a cop should square up more. That should be totally like, it should be sanctioned. Yeah, that's the best movie scene.

Oh yeah, for sure. That movie with Jake Gyllenhaal. Didn't I eat him square up with like six cops? Yeah, they're arresting his, I think think ex-wife and then he tried to protect her He was protecting his guns. He said god damn it to take you my wife now To the government took all of our lives The guns is a decoy they're gonna take all of our wives So Colter.

She was saying some real shit, dude. And everybody was like, they were condescending to her. It was real weird. Because she wasn't, like, wrong. Yeah. They were just treating her like she was an idiot. The way they're being like, well, obviously, dads leave the house.

As I've seen, Ben Shapiro does that. He's like, well, you need to have two parents in a household. They're like, obviously we would like that, but that's not the case. But they need to go get a new book. Sean? Sorry, forgive me. That's literally what Van said. He was like, yeah, that would be nice if that was possible. I was like, yeah, why is it possible?

Anything is possible. I know. I know. I love when he says that. People are like, yeah, why is it possible? It's possible. I know. I know. I love when he says that, though. People are like, well, in the real world, yeah, you have to leave your kids. Dude, it's fucked up, though. You can totally leave your kids. What do you mean? Like it's not illegal.

Do anything. I could leave my kids today. Yeah, I could literally get an apartment and abandon my family and be in perfect legal standing It's nuts and then if you don't pay the government you go to jail. Are you making an escape plan? I'm just saying fucking backwards the policies should be flipped around. Yeah, you leave your family should go to jail Yeah, if you're like dude, I'm leaving my family. Yeah, and if unless you'd have to like Prove that your babe is so brutal. Yeah, be like bro. It's not me or you could say like I'll stay She's got to go and a judge has to be like she's brutal

Yeah, she's so fucking brutal a jury of your peers would have to be like yo, she's fucking She wasn't even okay, so brutal she was doing that thing where she was like quiet mad at me and the judge was like, God damn it. That's the worst. Her rule in the game, I'm fine. The fact that you're asking me is bothering me. But that's not true. You're making that up.

My concern? My concern for you bothers you. Very well. Judge? Yeah, no, you can totally leave your fucking family. No penalty, no legal penalty whatsoever. But if you, I think they get paid off the child support payments. And who are parents?

The government, the government's obviously, but like the fucking the government, I think, takes like a transactional fee from every child support. Dude, it's billions of dollars a year. Yeah, well, and there's also like, like, when you leave, you get wealth. When there's like one, just a single mom in the house, with like a kid, you automatically get like welfare or WIC or whatever. And then not to ruin the game, but there's a lot of times that my family's been on welfare and they've just been dating dudes and hiding them.

But that's kind of hot though. People are coming, you gotta leave real quick. Having a secret boyfriend from the government Damn Frank don't make a noise the government will take away our money if they find you That one lady just got busted for a secret boyfriend Well, lady there was was a, I don't know if she was like the DA in Georgia who hired the prosecutor against Trump. Not Bobert. No, it was a lady, it was a black lady.

She got like real fried. Maxine Waters? No, bro. Not her old black ass. No. No. No. Dude, this lady got, well dude, the lady got, um.

Where is she from? Georgia. Georgia. She got, well, the lady got um... Where is she from? Joja. Joja. She got, she got fried, it was like, if you look up Trump here in Cash Lady, it'll come up, but she got fried. Who shi- Joja though you're gonna tell. The old dumb black lady from Georgia. She was DA for fucking, I saw the baby come up.

Baby will do. Yeah dude, listen to her. She's kind of fine, dude, bro. Yeah, her fucking her story Stories so funny. Yeah, dude. I bet she got a damn it. He's got that bad She's definitely got a wagon got them. Yeah, but but she simped out. She simped out for a dude Yeah, she put it dude. She put an inexperienced prosecutor on to, I guess, do the Trump case. I mean that's like the, that's the, you know... Why, cause she gave him penis? Cause he gave her penis?

He was giving her penis, he was giving her vacate. PENIS AND VACATION. They gave him a wade? Ah, that's a white guy, isn't it? Bro, first of all, I'm sick of you. Why are you attacking them for having white kings? I see this all the time. You know what her husband looked like looked everyone attacks Tiffany Haddish for having a white king in the household No, it's common. Tiffany had she's made the common what she wasn't

Where how do you think she got to where she was? She had that white man in her house. I ever tell the story how she said she's gonna ride my mustache Say what? She loves white kings. She loves white kings. Black Hollywood's got to let it go, man. I forbid a fucking black queen has a white king in the house. She was disgusting. You're on the record saying race mixing is disgusting right now. I didn't say race mixing. I said white kings in the house.

Yeah, dude. You gotta talk about how you love red bones. Right. The first one to talk about red bones, dude. All of a sudden, the black women have to say, yeah, right, right. That's it, that's actually it. There's a conversation. I don't care political party, they care about it. No, this isn't it. The only question is, why is it questioning?

Trump. Damn, this is the it. My only question is, why is he questioning me? Trump. Damn, this is the final jump in in the mix. They always go to the trial of this lady. I'm telling you, her, like, where she got the, if you type in like cash, you might have to do the YouTubes. But if you find in the cash thing, basically I'll tell you, her whole was that she she hired this dude that to be the prosecutor in this Trump case in Georgia And then it turned out that the dude and her were fucking nice. It came out in the dude's divorce proceedings Is that the dude? Oh, yes This one. I don't know

He's just such Nathan Lee, Georgia. I don't know the dude is I mean, I think it was a black game Josh I'm gonna get you YouTube premium. Yeah, Josh. Come on bro. You're about to make all that South by Southwest money You all you got regular YouTube. I Don't want to see these crackers talking about I don't think they're gonna have a trial it's gotta be there was on breaking points again Yeah, this is on new yo, this is all fake news dude. fake news dude. She's not married or anything. Don't trust the legacy media. No dude. So I'll tell you what happens. I don't care if she's not married. I thought she'd be like a married lady. No, she had um, she had this guy be

the prosecutor on this big case. He got paid 700,000 bucks so it's a big deal dude almost grabbed a million dollars the bag and then in his he went to get divorced and what they say is if you're getting divorced pay the lady because if you go to trial they're gonna start subpoenaing all the like your tech they're gonna dig up a bunch of shit so he got greedy in the divorce was like I'm not paying her and then this shit hit where they're like wait you were going on vacations with the lady who hired you to prosecute Trump and then it all came out where they were going on these vacations and they were like

I think they were worried that they were like appropriating state money to take take these trips And he was like no no no She's like I paid this guy back because it looked back because like he got she got him this big job We made a bunch of money then he took her on trips, but she was like, no, no, no, I paid him back. And they're like, how'd you pay him back? And she was like, cash. They're like, there's a lot of money. Like how did you like, where did the cash come from?

And she was like, my blood's wet in tears. My blood's wet in tears. She's like, I always have cash on me. Like, do you have the ATM receipt? She was like, no. And then she even said like, like well like from campaigns and stuff I had left over money and like Obviously treated myself. Yeah, she's in a lot of trouble dude. She's gonna get like she's in like a I mean the

Scandalized cheating relationships one thing. I think this is it. Yeah, dude. It's so good But today Fulton County District Attorney, Fawney Willis herself took the witness and I've been very anxious to have this conversation. I mean, I'm a body language expert. Why do the news ruin every fucking video? Just play the fucking video. There he is. They do look like they fuck. ruin every fucking video just play the fucking video relationship with Nathan Wade there he is yes

yes they do look like they fucked up they definitely fucked up they're still fucking they're probably fucking better than ever oh look look she lied so she lied and said they didn't sleep together but then it came out in his divorce proceedings

so she lied in court I don't really understand why that's anybody's business though. I get the you know because she hired She's in charge of state funds. So if you're if you're crushing on somebody you hired your crushing You give them a million dollars almost of the state's money. I get people can be like wait, dude. Are you simping? Yeah, simping is it's just funny like it could be like the the trump lawyers getting their vengeance to like you They definitely did They probably fucking crushed her, but also it's like that's what they're doing to him. Yeah. Yeah, literally They're playing this is a fucking legal sword fight, dude. Everyone's getting caught for me

It was just it was funny her just being like my blood sweat and tears that was like all right enough of the fucking crap Yeah, it was full Where did I get all that cash from my blood sweat and tears? I mean there might have been some left over She actually implicated herself and like there were some campaign funds and blah blah blah also dude This is this was my favorite thing in the world. I don't like to hear that. I don't again. I'm not uh, I Don't want to be I'm not making fun But I did see a double Freudian slip on breaking points and maybe you laughed so fucking hard.

Listen to this being a sexual tension. Wine tasting to Napa, bitch, she made clear, just so you know, Ryan, she's like, I don't even like wine, I prefer Grey Goose, so thank you for that. Saga, no, Saga was going nuts, dude. Bitch, he was talking about this lady too. Oh really? Yeah, he was talking about this lady. I Was going He's talking about this lady too

My gay Gay goose got her dude saggy daddy shout out sagger. Oh, yeah, I was watching this movie called dumb money yesterday It was about the GameStop stock thing. It's pretty good. What did they do? It was like a dramatization. It was Steph Logan. Steph Logan. Who was it? Steph Logan. Steph Logan.

Steph Logan. Steph Logan. So that's Steph Logan. So what was Steph Logan playing? He was playing like one of the bankers who like... Was he blazed? No. This was the first movie where he was like

just a completely serious guy. Really? Yeah. It was about the you remember the game-stop thing, right? I like yeah the stonks. Yeah Seth Rogen was one of the bad guys. He was one of the financial Why do they cast him to play that because he probably wrote it? That was offensive why's he got to be a banker, bro? Why can't he be like a chill ass donut? So he played the greedy banker. He played the greedy. He played the greedy Jewish banker.

He played the greedy banker. He was active. He played the greedy banker. Because like this is about remember, because the game shop, GameStop thing was like a... I'm sorry. No one creeps out of it. They won't. You can't stand a look at the game shop GameStop thing was like a toothless 80 year old black They got that one old Jewish, funny ass Jewish boy.

I'm a bag on Game of the Rings. They got my fucking Ron Swanson in there. My fucking Kingpin. You buzzed it off the screen. I'm buzzed, dude. So what was the thrust of the movie? The thrust, nice. So the guy who was doing the GameStop thing,

he only did it to attack the corporations that were using it. So they were using this thing, they were shorting options on stocks, and they would call it dumb money because people like us, we wouldn't do it, and we wouldn't know about it. And they just like automatically,

they just used that money. Who's they? Black Americans with me and the mayor. The stock people. Stock people are the market. Stock people are the they. So the Seth Rogen's of the world. Yeah, the Seth Rogen's.

The Seth Rogen's want to keep me and the mayor's off the stumps. Yeah, they do. Because there was this other guy, his name was Keith Gill. And he was shorting the GameStop sock for like six months, but then that was when Wall Street Bets came, because he was on there being like, hey guys, if we all buy this, we could fuck up these guys for doing that.

And you hold, you hold, and they held until it got to like, they started fucking, dude, the bankers, the fucking billionaires, they lost like $6 billion. On the GameStocks? Yeah, $7 billion, yeah. Now I'm fucked up, I'm going to GameStocks. GameStocks. You've been vect going to game stocks. They lost so much. So how do they stop it? Didn't we're gonna like freeze the market? No, they did. They went to Robinhood. They talked to Robinhood,

the apps and they're like, get rid of the buy button. Nobody can sell because they were going to have to pay $3 billion because people started trying to take money out. So they were like, if we just get rid of the buy button we can only we could they can only charge us like 700 million so they put a freeze basically on the and then like ruined the stock they got rid of the subreddit for a little bit so the people started like panic selling why can't you do that though well as why is it illegal to like buy with other people it's not because it makes the people who run it lose money yeah that's what I'm saying. That's crazy. So it is kind of rigged.

It is rigged. Yeah. Yeah. I guess at least like the dates because there's with stocks, there's like the rumor mill side of it where it's all speculative. Then you can like do like like number crunching and like learn like how much does this business mean. Yeah. But if you're like, if you're like up there, you're not, you're not guessing. So you're just shortening, you're not, you're not guessing. True. So you just shortened it. They were to shorten it with their boys and I go short the stock. But what if, what if like they just released, did they time it around like the release of games though?

No, they just did it. They just happened. It had to have just started a year, right? And like 2021 or 2020. It was a pandemic. What did the game, how would be a bad one to short though, I you think during the pandemic? No, it was because the guy was just like, I just like game stuff.

And it was three dollars. It was like three dollars before they started doing this. So went from $3 to 400, I think. I remember, yeah. Yeah, so that guy became a millionaire immediately. And then a bunch of other people became millionaires, but they're like diamond hands, which man, they were just holding it

so they can punish the corporations, the people who are trying to who are mad about that. I would have broke that so quick. I'm cashing out boys. Keep living the revolution without me. Keith Gill might have actually cashed out too because at the end of the movie he just disappeared. Who's Keith Gill? That's the guy who started the movie. Oh yeah. He might have got tapped by the Wall Street bros. I think he cashed out. I think he cashed out and disappeared. He disappeared. Yeah. Damn. The bros Wall Street was probably going to kill him. Yeah, probably.

Good. Dude. It was really good. And they didn't get in trouble. Nobody got in trouble. The business that that caused. I can't remember what it's called. Munford agency or something. Munford and Sons.

Yeah. Munford and Sons Stock Agency or something. They they went out of business and the government the SEC didn't even charge them for any wrongdoing for like trying to manipulate the stock price for for manipulating stock prices yes damn I wonder literally manipulated the stock price they told Robin had to stop they're like you guys stop or we're gonna be a deep shit that's some fucking bullshit Dude right now I appreciate the update on that because I had totally forgotten about the game stonks

Yeah, you guys stonks you have shares right now. I got shares not stonks I got so I don't know what they are. I just fucking I got something I never did any of that start stupid to do stonks It's gambling you have to do it in a way where it's just like You buy it and you just don't think about it or look at it for like 40 years Yeah, I would like there was a couple times I was like on the cusp, but I like sold before because I got real broke like I used to have Sony stock before they made the PS4 I Had the Activision stock before they blizzarded up. I had WWE stock for a hundred dollars. I fucking had to sell Why'd you have to sell it? You sold all your stops. Yeah, it was broke dude. I needed to make some moves. I mean the diamond hands. Yeah

Dude, I wanted I want to talk to you guys about this right now This is something that's on my mind right now. You know, I have a finger on the pulse of the black community It's just my algorithm, dude. It's but it dude. I'm right now. You know I have a finger on the pulse of the black community. It's just my algorithm, dude. It's, but dude, I'm right now. You're the only man with black children in this room. True. True. That's true. I am the head of a black family. The dude, I wonder if you think Shae Shae is gonna take all this heat. What do you mean? He's getting crushed right now. What do you do? You guys not follow? No, I didn't know you were getting crushed. Dude, listen, so he's been getting attacked by my he's beefing with Mike apps. They said they squash the beef Yeah, Mike apps basically was like I'll shoot you why cuz Mike apps called him gay

Now everyone's called him gay. No Obviously starting to call him gay He's a shame club gay gay dude that dude literally bro, dude No, Shaysha. He's Shaysha. Club Gagat. Dude, literally. That's what they say. Bro, dude. And Club Shaysha. Sadie Griffith. Oh, yeah, Shaysha.

Gagat. Yeah, you're on par with him. Fair little thing. Are they just mad about Cat Williams, too? They're all, it's just a thing now. Like, if you're a black comic comic you have to fucking come at Shannon Oh, no, that's why oh dude. They're crushing it. Now. He's like, I'm not gay. It's the constantly be like I know who I am I'm livery

Mr. Backshots, yeah, he loves you have it to something to do something Exactly dude he claims to be claims to be mr. Backshots or Backshot King That's what it is. Yes. All these guys are caught like yeah Mike F's caught him gay now Eddie Griffin saying that him and cat should do never wore the dress tour That shit would be blazing. I do have to say backshot King is kind of Not on shit, I love on dude. I don't want to pile on shit. Not on shit. I love him, dude. I just say that.

It's kind of gay. He has entered into a just an absolutely sick and twisted realm of just like podcast battles. And I don't think he was ready for it. No. He also doesn't think white people watch his show. That's the one thing I watch him do where I'm like, bro, come off of it. He's on his show and he's like, I didn't know all these white folk were watching me. It's like, dude, you're on fucking ESPN. Stop acting like you're in a shack in the

Louisiana. Like the white folk are watching me now. I like what he does. I ain't had a bathroom since I was 15 years old. I love when he talks about that. That's hilarious. But he's like, he's doing a show and he's like, a white guy stopped me in the airports. I love his shows. And I didn't know you're watching. It's like, bro, you're on TV, dude. Yeah, you think you're gonna get two million views by just black people He dude the cat Williams is that like 60 million views? That's crazy. Yeah, dude. He is he is the most prominent talk show host now. I think Currently he's about to get a ABC show. He might club shea shea in the morning put on the dress

by the get a ABC show. He might club Shaysha in the morning. Put on the dress. It might make him put on the dress. But yeah, it's regrettable, dude. Black Hollywood's in total disarray still. Cat Williams episode fucked everybody up. Now everyone's trying to do fire takes on everybody. It's just like, falling apart.

Absolutely falling apart. Killer Mike, I think wouldn't do it. No. Oh, he wouldn't do club Shaysa. No, he just won't. He just won't attack. Oh, you get into the sensationalism. He's an honorable man. He's an honorable man. But yeah, pervades. It pervades every element of American politics. Now it's just now like black podcasters are starting to get hit with the Trump effect too. Or it's just like, I'm going to say the most wild crazy shit because it is like the best thing you can do right now. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It feels like we're... Our good brother, David Lucas, just got caught up in a viral storm.

Good brother, dude. Yeah. Our good brother, David Lucas, got caught up in a viral storm. It is like, it's like a whole thing you can do now. Yeah. You can play with like societal outrage and usually it just ends up on the... You just end up on the better side of it usually unless you molest a kid. You can't molest children.

Lamar, what the fuck was in your cream soda what I say children No, if I get my head about mispronouncing it it crushes me. Yeah, I do it a lot Yeah, I had a flub on the beginning of kill Tony last night where I said like I was trying to say drink this and I end is like you were drinking water Fuck that doesn't make any sense at all That was fun. That show is very fun. Yeah, Katie was a good time. I think it'll be out in like three weeks Yeah, the damn who? Hmm

Man had a good old time doing afterwards. I fucking took to the cup took the motherfucking blood Did you the NBA see burger the NADC You missed it. They had burgers in the green room. I heard they had burgers They're well, they always have burgers in the green room, but then they bring the burgers downstairs. Oh Feed the massive yeah, he makes the nasty burgers came down with them boogers and fed everybody I couldn't do I was just fucking I couldn't sleep last night. I'm on a wicked ultrasonic wave right now. I got no sleep I got some motherfucking pussy That matching

This is before I even matched I woke up this morning. I was just white on white I was in my birthday suit Being hit the white on black, dude. True. True. Yen Yang Poon Tan. Dude, are you a morning sex guy? Bro?

I think morning sex is better. I'm the king of all backshots, bro. I don't like morning sex. No, I'm a morning sex guy for sure. I like that big time. It's like a good way to wake up. Yeah, dude. Like the sun shines brighter.

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Been on my nastiest behavior do yeah, no Very nice, I told uh, I felt like I told Sean the shame I had a had a leash and Philly I did let go. Oh, I can't I did let go wanted to come public with that information You left the freak behind. Yeah, dude. Well, you're making these down no longer freaks there. I can't let go wanted to come public with that information you left the freak behind Yeah, dude. Well, you're making me stay on no longer freaks there. I can you know, what were you doing with the leash? Where'd you leave it who'd you leave it with I just I think I threw it away if I didn't throw it away it might be in my car Followed you least in sex tape Sex tape like red tape, you use body tape. Oh, I thought you said you have the sex tape.

I was like, bro, don't tell anyone. Your hard drive's gonna get a fucking attack. I don't have a sex tape. You have a sexual adhesive. Sexual adhesive, yeah. You were binding women? Yeah. And putting leashes on them?

Yeah, dude, it's nice. So you're more of a dom? Yeah. Do you ever get, you ever get constricted as well, like taped up? If she, if she asks, I'll try. Really? Yeah. That's not very dom.

Dom. That's not very dom. Man, man, man. You have to refuse, dude. You have to be like, what the fuck did you say to me? How dare you? What kind of stuff do you say while you're, while they're, uh, I actually don't say anything.

And heated to each other. I don't really, uh... I actually don't say anything. And heated to each other. I don't really do anything. I don't really say anything. You gift wrap that person. Yeah. You don't say anything. You just fucking silently tug on a leash and you're like...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get into the psychological element of it. No, I don't have, I don't know how to do words real good because I go... You don't say it. I go, how was this? This is good.

Damn, dude, that would get me so wet if I was waiting. Tie it up. This fucking, oh fuck. Oh, that's crazy. I ain't never done no freak shit like that. Never done it. It's pretty easy. You hit it with like a newspaper too?

No, I don't have. I had to, I don't know. You hit it with like a newspaper to now. I don't have I Had to I don't know you hit it with like bad gal. Yeah. No, I don't hit bad girl. You gotta get the good girl You know with a good girl. You're such a good girl. That's more my speed, too I don't like doing the bad a lot of girls want you to call my bad girls like a dirty little slut It's like you're a good girl. I'm perfectly good at it. Yeah It's like you're a good girl. I'm perfectly good at it. Yeah Well 50 shades 50 shades fucked them all up. Yeah, 50 shades hit the hive mind and they're all like yeah, we all love BDSM disgusting freaks Now all of them metal it's not she's like a

You know, it's just another thing. It's a boner enhancer. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get it So why'd you throw the leash away? Why don't you bring it? Why don't you wear it the fucking time? True we should wear it to feud tonight that leash it was a pretty comfortable leaf. I did put it on ones It wasn't the chair. It was comfortable. She did she The lady have the handle. Yeah, but I was like you gotta let go. I can't do this She had you had a you, you got walked a little? She was like riding me. With the leash?

Yeah, I was like, yeah, you gotta let go. Dude, that's ridiculous. Yeah. You a whole freak bull. Yeah. Where does your freak stop? Where does your freak stop? Like if you were at the orgy,

what would be the hard line on your freak? I don't think I'd be able to get in. I don't think I'd be able to. No, no, no, no, you're at the orgy, dude. Don't deny yourself. No, I'm saying I don't think I'd be able to get involved in the orgy. I think I probably Dispectating Jack off. I would just spectate. I think is that how orgy's work. There's like a bleachers of dudes jacking off No, I just like it's just a room with a bunch of beds on it and curtains to separate if you don't want to share

And you think you well, so how does that make sense? They're not gonna let you participate, but they're gonna be yeah Just go jack off Okay, let's say let's say we're visualizing yeah, the you in you're in the orgy Where does your freak start like where does it start like how would you you see the women? No, well it it ends it like dick touching from just like if a girl were to like put me in a guy You ever see that when I go like that like connectix? But you're here's the problem with the orgies this is where I think all this stuff like swinging all leads to gay stuff Yeah, like if you're like, yeah, we're gonna open up the relationship. It's like you're just gonna blow a guy eventually No, why oh, it's true. It's dude. You're you're saying this now. I mean, you're fucking, you're in a diabetic coma right now. But imagine you're in the orgy.

You have two old disgusting white ladies just tugging you to the point where you're on the edge. So you're all, you're edged. You're not talking from edge behavior. And then she goes, and you and two dudes just cream soda right against each other. You're gonna be, and then at that point, it's like a freaky Friday, irreversible course.

I would have salt that old lady. Yeah, right, you're gonna be in a fucking come-come-a, dude, you're gonna fucking, that's what happens. You're gonna be at a, so you're at the orgy. A lady's blowing you, another lady's just fucking like tickling your balls. And then a third lady starts playing with your ass. There's no way you're gonna be like, yo, stop, you're going to be, you can't stop it.

Dude, if she's playing with, I don't know. Exactly. That's where that, that's the entry level. That's the entry level freak. I'm getting try forced. That's the entry level freak. And then if some guy comes up and starts like tweaking your nipples, you're not going to stop them.

Stop it. Watch it, buddy. You're're gonna fall into the freak. That's the devil's realm dude. That's exactly what all that stuff is. I don't think I've ever fallen to the freak. I've never fallen to the freak. You just said the other day on Reddit you said you're the freakiest boy. You said I'm a freaky freaky bull. That's not on Reddit. You said I'm a freaky freaky bull. I didn't know I read it. Bro, do you want to talk about that story about how you got kicked out of the party that we were talking about?

Because there's some evidence of density that we were just talking about the other day when you confessed to the leash. It was funny. It was hilarious. Yeah, that's what I want to talk about. It was like a late party. I got kicked out because like I was walking around. I saw the husband upstairs with some ladies. And I saw the wife downstairs with some guys.

And then like... They're an interracial couple by the way. Yeah. Why do you hate us? Black guy, they're a black king. And they're like... See how he has a double standard? Hypocrite, yeah.

Hypocrite. I'm gonna start studying you, dude. I'm gonna start studying your moves. Take a look under the hood. I pop the hood, man. That's what you're working with. So what happened? You're the party?

We're drunk, high, and we're outside. You're on cocaine as well, weren't you? All these bottles. I thought I heard you're on cocaine. Yeah. Just for full honesty. They came outside, both of them came outside, and they were like talking.

I was there, I was like, yo, you guys are swingers. You guys swing. Why was he there? Cause you were calling him gay. I wasn't calling him gay. I was calling him a fucking pimp. No, dude. Swinging is gay.

Swinging is weakball. Swinging is you're so close to kissing a dude. You're just like, you're eating, you're like pack manning pussies till eventually the end of the line is a dude. You're going to suck his dick. You get the fruit at the end. I said, dude, you're eating, you're like pack manning pussies till eventually the end of the line is a dude. You're gonna suck his dick, you get the fruit at the end. I said, dude, you're a bull, which is like, a bull is the opposite.

It's like, you're just strictly being low to win. A bulls are another guy watches you fuck his wife. And then he jerks off. Yeah. Dude, that's like, you understand like the fucking, if this is being a hetero king, there's steps along to becoming a gay dude, which is whatever, you know jump around whatever you want to do But if you're swinging in the name of like being hetero, you're just moving closer to being gay

Group sex versus isolated sex with your wife is as hetero as it gets. Mm-hmm isolated sex backed up on calm Just two seconds That's as hetero as it gets. As soon as there's like another dude filming you, it's now gayer. And again, it's no judgment. I'm not saying like one's better than the other.

Totally, it's just two different things. Two different things. Two different modes of being. And dude, if you wanna have orgies, have orgies. I'm just saying, be prepared. To have a dude just breathing on your neck Which is like whatever if you're in the orgy like dude if I was like Caligia and the Roman orgy I'd be gay as hell in there

Because you're not gonna you don't have fuck the vibe up at an orgy and be like oh, that's not actually for me I'm just gonna go eat some wings Yeah, you're just gonna roll with it and you're gonna do something gay and it's fine So you're the orgy, but then that would be the new lifestyle Not me, dude I'm not I'm not saying it's a negative. I did we're societies move way past that. Yeah, totally accept you and your alternative True that's the other thing too people say that they're like if you masturbate and watch porn think about your ancestors watching you It's like that's all them Jack and think about your ancestors watching you. It's like, that's all them, Jack. That's all them, dude.

It's like, if you really for real got to the afterlife, like bro, we watched every time you jerked off, it's like bro, you were watching porn though. And also you guys weren't up against the same technology. It's just something to my ancestors, dude. It's like, you guys can't judge judge me you guys are like fapping to like matchbook Talking POV bro

Talking the fattest asses. There was like there's women have changed shapes. Yeah, they fucking morphed Tifically, yeah, I'm sure they had thick queens back back then but they didn't know what to do with it all They didn't know like they didn't know how to do squats, but I bet Cleopatra was thick as hell Do you think so Cleopatra was white money come off it Cleopatra Mark that you have red hair blue eyes bro come off it No, she's probably really thin actually really yeah Egyptians. They're not are Egyptians thick Ethiopians are slender Egyptians are pretty hot ladies. They have like top tier ladies, I think.

Yes, Ethiopian as well. Ethiopian, yeah, the darker ones. They have like, aren't they Ethiopians? Ethiopians, Ethiopians, yeah, no, they're like kind of like fair. They're like slender and fair. I mean, I'm not gonna get into all that, but Ethiopians are babes.

Yeah, the Egyptians are babes too. Talk about African diaspora. Talk about the diaspora? I don't even know what a diaspora fucking is. Just a grand migration, right? No, I think it's just different types of people there. Is that what that is? Yeah, sure.

Yeah. I don't think so. We define diasporas. I hear this word being I hold on to have a spelling bee how do you spell it? I'm a D. I. S. P. O. R. Hey, I believe so. You're right. Yeah, that was right The spread of people from the religion home man Yeah, Sean wins. Damn the dispersion of the Jewish people beyond Israel

They got you up boot it. You know how they left Israel originally? No Romans really the Romans kicked the ass out where they send them Europe Yeah, there's that's like a very harmful anti Jewish trope. There's like a a number of people say the countries They got kicked out of yeah, and I watched like an ADL funded thing It's dude they get like a tough Jewish kid He's like you guys think it's cool to say we got kicked out of a hundred eleven Well guess again because that includes the villages not the country

You imagine getting kicked out of a hundred eleven countries as a race His claim the official claim well, dude, it's so funny. I didn't know I I thought that was just like a historical fact I didn't like go bandying it around being like the Jews got kicked out of countries But it was like that's like one of those like white supremacists like he tossed out the number like brother 109 soon to be 110 But this guy was like, yeah, real cool guys. Here's what really happened. And it's the old story of them having to be money lenders.

And then the European Kings is being like, yeah, we don't know you guys money anymore. Get the fuck out of here. Gotta be honest, 110 countries is most countries. But the guy, here's the thing, the official position is that they are including villages and over-inflating the number, which is funny is funny and be like it's not true than being like Some of those numbers are villages not countries like damn player. We got kicked out of small towns come on

Yeah, it's fucked up. It's fucked up. Okay. If I was a if I was a European king I wouldn't kick Jews out of my country. You'd let him stay fuck. Yeah, let him say I Convert the whole I would have converted all of Europe to Judaism True it was just by the fate that we got into Christianity. What if we're all Jewish? Christianity is I mean it takes the whole Old Testament which is a sick move for religion to just be like yeah That's ours and then some new shit because Jesus is Jewish. I know and they killed him so we get to take him That's fair to Yeah, I mean that is again you don't have to say with any vitriol that is a historical fact You know Noah was a drunk after the arc he like became a wine drunk

Yeah, he became like a who made a vineyard and his kids were just like dad you're drunk Yeah, they didn't like one of them There was a biblical story where like one of them see their father naked because he passed out drunk and then the rule back then Was that like if you see your father naked you have to go into eggs. Oh really? Yeah There was like an old Jewish people have had very bizarre laws I mean everyone kind of did back then like they had like some real sick ones Like if you saw your father's dick you had to leave You had a fucking leave I'm telling you there's you story where a guy I don't think it was Abraham

I might have been no actually No, I got drunk and passed out and his sons were like yo, let's go peep saw was it East all I think that's East all his penis Yeah, dude, I'm telling you and his son peeps his dong and it's like dude. He has to leave you peep the burning bush Yeah, this is it dude curse of cave damn. I'm a goddamn biblical scholar. This is my favorite story in the Bible Let me say nakedness of the father their faces returned backwards and they did not see their father's nakedness. Shaman Jabba. But Shaman Jabba took a garment and laid it across their shoulders, covered their father's naked body. So who looked at his dick?

They did not see him naked, okay. So Shaman didn't see it. They didn't wanna look at him naked. Their shoulders walking backwards. Did your dad ever like make you come in and bring him a phone when he was taking a shit? I had to bring my dad toilet paper so many times. It's the worst smell. I told you. That shit's crazy.

Dude, it was like nothing too. I was like 12 and he'd be like, bro, bring me the phone. I'm like, dude, you're fucking naked. Yeah. But I think you just put your like dick down. Yeah. You're tuck. I think he was tucking dong. Yeah, when you have kids, you don't realize how much your dad's talking dong around you

Mm-hmm when you have a kid you got to be talking dong constantly Yeah, cuz kids will like if they don't know what dicks are but they're like sitting or like what like walk on you and stuff Their foot hits your dong and they're just kind of like like what is that? Yeah, fucking get off my dick For real Because they're like all about boobs so they're like they're always like they're kids are she nice it's slime Yeah, dude, it's the fucking juicy tight Spud sent this to me

This might be my favorite My favorite I told my wife she had the juicy After when we got that juicy tight American women don't work American women work and they want to fucking control their husband. Yep Everyone we got that juicy tight Let me see this is the best this might be my favorite She's just knocking up on a dude's window On his door, excuse me, I'm not playing You know the juicy tight. I do not know the juicy tight

Never heard of it. It's all the shit's on mute for some reason with a hill. Did I get kicked off the motherfucking thing? Yeah Kicked off YouTube. Yeah There we go She have the knife. Yeah Dude, I would have let her in man I got the wrong address please I'm not female there is a difference between female and woman women is just for your pussy for your dick and money I'm from Africa I cook clean good love juicy tight Good love, but juicy tight. You did love it. You did love it.

Juicy tight. The good love of man. Dude. Man, I was telling someone about that. How did you turn that away? How could you turn it away? I got good love in the juicy tight. I'm cooking clean.

I'm like, yeah, just put that knife down. Get in here. Drop the knife. Come on in. I got some hamburger helpers just ready to go. Oh, he said with his knife me, is this a juicy type? It's a cheap female and woman. Oh, yeah, dude. People just want your money and your dick.

Woman got you so tight. Woman got you so tight. I love the juicy type. You're gonna laugh and just try. Cook clean, doesn't work. That is a good woman. Yeah, telling your woman she's got the juicy type is just makes me so excited. You got that juicy type. What? Dude, I kinda woman. She's got the juicy tight It's makes them so excited juicy tight. What dude? I kind of I fucking girls work dude. Come on. Yeah, you know got that they lose the juicy tight by working working

Precious them. Well, they're all having sex with all their coworkers Women go to jobs and it's like it's crazy. They spot their way up the ladder, dude. I'm telling you, you have to just let it go, too. Yeah. If your woman's at a job, she's for sure, she has like four other lovers. Well, because she thinks she's in a TV show. Every woman that works at a job thinks her life is a TV show.

Yeah. Whether they're in the office, they're looking for Jim. If they're in the restaurant, they think it's Vanderpump rules. Yeah. Like, oh man, there's so much juicy gossip around here and it all revolves around me man. That's such a weird coincidence Yeah, women at work are like ten year olds mowing the lawn. They're like, oh, well This is exciting. And this is what grownups do.

I swear to God. I think now they're waking up to the fact that working sucks. Sex in the city, I've said this a bazillion times, sex in the city, Psyop, the generation of women into being like, fuck families, we need to be career women. And they're just like... Dude, what about Allie McBill before that? Who's Allie McBill? Allie McBill single female lawyer.

Right. Yeah, before the fucking dude. All these women doing shit, dude. What about Allie Mcbill before that? Who's on the bill? Allie Mcbill single female lawyer, right? Yeah, before the fucking dude all these women doing shit, dude Well, yeah, but that didn't have the traction on girl culture that sex in the city for real like Psyop chicks so hard I mean, maybe I don't know Allie Mcbill would be a little older, but sex in the city I watched that rock a group of ladies That city push that show pushed the age of marriage back by like six years easy dude easy they're like no I have to go to a cosmopolitan area first and find a CEO have to go to New York I have to write

journals and like the jobs are just like every woman movie is like a badass bitch boss who's so mean that she's like let me see your fashion portfolio oh this is promise every girl has the same coffee every single girl has the same day they wake up they make up they do get coffee they go to the gym then they lay around until they have to go be a whore Dude We're talking about hard-working women The truth How's it gonna be to just lay around a way to be a whore laying around and waiting to be a whore is my life? It's a lady in waiting yeah girls are too. We need women to get back to their roots.

Do we need more laying around? Yeah. They have too many activities going on. They always have errands, dude. Every girl has a big errand. Bro, they fucking love them. The fuck? Why do you have so many errands?

They love being consumers. Dude. The ultimate consumer. A target run. Dude, every time you go to target with your wife, it's fucking $300 Bullshit a fucking bullshit, but there's also like I don't have anything in my house Yeah, they do good

No, I don't think I need things but it is kind of weird you need a video game console You need a couch a bed and a computer. That's all you know That is true. Maybe a car And then you don't even need that as much anywhere. Yeah on the other day that was kind of how that feel damn good Flexing your fucking muscles all time shirtless I felt there's so many bad kind of design you got nothing no No design bro. Just straight streaks. Yeah, I suffer from the delusion that when I go out for like one of my grueling 1.3 mile runs here like while I'm walk my calves are on fire

So I'm walking back. I'm like dude. There's probably all these housewives just looking through the block Checking out my fucking cash I'm walking up the steps doing all my tippy toes. It's like They're just laying there and just horse and wait Big ass jack-o-lanterns. I got fucking fat the last I was killing it dude. I was on carnivore Just killing it and then I got uh I got sick for a little bit and then Dude, I gain weight so fast and it's ridiculous dude. I feel like that's uh, I picked out on chocolate on Valentine's Day

I think that's the kind of carnivore because then like your body like starts eating and it's like we got to store all this stuff We can't like true. Yeah, no, I mine was more of inactivity and sluggishness I just started pigging dude. I can't stop pigging. I'll be full. This is the battle I have with myself It's like I'll be so full and I'm like dude. Why are you eating right now? You're full Dude, we got cushions too. What's cushions? That's the disease dogs get where they can't eat. They get the big bloater belly. Or all they do is eat.

They can't stop eating. I think my whole family has cushions. It's so hard to not just eat until you feel sick. And then what happens is I have so much food in my... This is like, I feel like bad about this. I get anxiety about like food going to waste. So I'll like crush a gigantic bowl of something just to be like not throwing it out and I'll just

be sick and I'll be sitting there like fuck I didn't need to eat that why did I eat a meal right before dinner time I'm not gonna let my dinner go to waste and I just eat lunch I crushed my dinner now you're not good for night sex please I'm just being a good morning sex or a night sex guy I like morning yeah morning's better morning because it's nice way to start today you're like well I'm already up do you take true you are up do you take the do you take morning breath to the face or do you like do you kind of like shy away from it yeah I'll take it to the face or do you shy away from it? Uh, yeah, I'll take it to the face. I don't have a good nose.

Really? Yeah. So I don't really know unless it's very bad. If it's very bad, I've got some mouthwash. You don't smell that good. Who? You don't smell. I'm saying you don't smell that good. You smell fine. I'm saying from an olfactory perspective, you can't verb smell not good. No, I can't I can't it's tough It's tough. It has to like really smell for me to like no So you can in theory yeah take on the stinkest pussy like in theory and not to confirm but I think I have

You ever tell women that like bro if I'm smelling it's a motherfucking problem. I can't do it. Yeah, true I can't do it. That would be rude. I just kind of probably won't see her again. Really? Yeah Yeah, I was when I was young and foolish. I surprised myself on being like dude give me the stank is You like the like a fine cheese You like the like a fine cheese? Yeah, I was always like, you cared. You just said, no. Give me that. I was all about just being like, dude, who cares?

Like, why would you care about that? Yeah, shame was right here. Why would you care about that? Now I know it can be related to the health of the vagina now. That fishy smell could be like for real. It's called BV. It can be like a bacterial infection in vagina. I would take it on.

I would like to do a thing, you know, again, if I were a single man where I'd find the stankest and like get their pussies fixed. Yeah. That'd be nice. BV repair. Yeah. Resuscitate is the stankest pussy.

Extreme pussy makeover. Extreme makeover pussy, it did. It's FQ comers on her pussy. I think it can be fixed. I think stank pussy can be fixed. It can be fixed. It's biotic antibiotics really Have you have you fucking renovated any pussies me? How do you know it's antibiotics? Oh for the BV I have yeah for the be well. There's two fact. There's BV which could be bacterial infection But then there can be like a hormonal Stank factor like some dudes stank. Yeah, obviously some pussy stank. Yeah, I don't mind the stank on like like a hereditary

Stank, that's fine with me. I'm smelling your ancestors. I'm like that's fine But if it's the BV that's my babe. We got to do an extreme pussy makeover I'm gonna get this pussy in tip-top shape. Man, you're staining my sheets Well, apparently it's BV can develop from having too many sexual partners. Different type of cums can get in there and fucking turn into a back... I should probably back that up with science. I'm pretty sure BV can come from like too many... I gotta tell you, I have a friend who had a girlfriend with BV,

and your theories sound. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was Forda Streets? She was Forda Streets. And he could smell that BB and said, I know you've been with another man. I can feel it.

I was smelling it. What is this bullshit? Why does your pussy smell like Italian market? They broke up. There was one time, there was one time on my computer, he made me make a, I thought he was making a, he wanted me to make him a CD for his friend who had a baby, but he made me make a CD for this lady. He made you make a mixed CD for his lady who was cheating on him?

Yeah. What were the songs like? Love songs or hate songs? Love songs? He was in love, dude. Ah. Yeah. He had you make the mixed CD? Because I thought it was for... What songs are we talking?

I don't know. I don't remember. It's like the Pokemon theme song. I went in the beat. It was my boo by Usher. 15 times. True. But I love that song.

Damn. Poor son of a gun. You think women all have like one person that keep in their heart above everybody else even though they're in different relationships? Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. Dude, fucking the quarter of a man, the heart above everybody else, even though they're in different relationships. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. Dude, fuckin' the Quota de la Mer, the heart of the sea, fuckin' Titanic.

That lady had Leo de Caprio in her heart the whole time. Oh yeah, he died, I forgot, spoiler. Spoiler. The ship sinks, the ship sinks. I don't remember, somebody had a joke, I can't remember who it was, but they said, can you imagine being that lady's husband when she gets to heaven and then she hooks up with Leo,

you're like, I've been waiting for you for so long. True, but it'd be kind of nice though to like, it'd be tight though, if she was like survivor with like dead boyfriend and then like tear that pussy up and talk shit on Leo's dead ass. Like dead ass, dead ass, look down the bottom of the fucking ocean of those pirates That's right

I think we're here. We did an hour is an hour for my my spotty. Whoa. That was crazy. That was pretty quick. I was cooking Yeah, man Another day in the office. Yeah, dude. This's what we do man? Yeah, miss you Shane Friday Friday be down there boots on the ground. Mm-hmm. You're very fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a blast. Yeah, I'm very excited I'm gonna cry It'll be emotional, dude. I mean, dude, he was, it's so sick.

He had to go through another world journey. Yeah. He fast-tracked it right there, too. He just did his thing and they were like, here you go. Yeah. And then he should ride a horse into the studio. That's not a bad idea. That would be so sweet.

The white stallion. Like, season. Yeah. Trill. It's not a bad idea. That would be so sweet. The white stallion? Like Caesar. Trill. Ape. Home. Yeah, or like dude, motorized, yeah motorized scooter wouldn't be that far. Horse would be way better.

But either way, dude shout out to everybody, join us in the motherfucking Patreon, I'm about to swing on in there. I didn't watch the fucking cool movies. I'm not in on the cool stuff. I have a family. I can't watch monkey movies. You gotta watch it with your fam. True. Yeah, they'd like it. They would love that shit. Later. Sayonara.