Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Dejected right now. I got MLB the show going myself. You what I got a career going road to the show baseball What's going on with it taking Joey Weaver? He got drafted I went to TCU played it they included college baseball in it for the beginning and that got me high school and college Play a little high school baseball wait on a video game. You're playing as high schoolers? Don't worry about it. That's crazy. There's nothing I can do. That's when the career starts. What do you want me to do?

That should be illegal. And you were playing as a high schooler? You play as girls in Call of Duty, dude. Shut up. You play as girls in Call of Duty? Oh, dude, I'll be that chick she's got like Vitalego. That's a character you can choose as a black chick with Vitalego.

What? Yeah, it's crazy. It's kind of a solid choice, honestly. Vitalego, that's the skin. Yeah, where she's got natural's kind of a solid choice, honestly. I think, VitaLego, that's the skin. Yeah, where she's got natural camouflage. That's why I chose her. The VitaLego community might be the most overrepresented community in the world.

It's a very small percentage of people. Every fucking model I look at's got it. Every, you know what I mean? They're everywhere. Yeah. I've never seen one of them in real life. I've seen a couple in real life. Yeah, yeah, take that back.

I think there's that guy that hangs out at the bar by us. I saw a Vitalego bro walk in. Yeah, I would say there's definitely more. I feel like they're outside, bro. There's more than you think. A lot of them wear makeup to hide it. Now it's becoming a thing where they're normalizing it, and you're like, nah, dude, get that makeup back.

No, normalize it. It's nice. Normalize it? I'm excited when I see it. There was, I've talked about it before, but Normalize it? I'm excited when I see it. There was, I've talked about it before, but there were some albino Indians that worked at the Sabaro's in my mall growing up.

The original Aryans? And I was very excited to see them. What? Every time I go, holy hell. Dude, that's something I've never seen. This is like the 90s, I was like, we don't have any differences in Mechanicsburg. I never even knew Indians could be albino. They were

Alligators can be anybody can be That's exciting well, it's like what was their vibe they were great they were running around You have to be in the sobarros And they were just they were having a good time and that's genetic was the fan was like a portion of them was albino There's a lot of albino kids and the wall they were right next to the wall In the food court, so they were just run over there. Why do they immigrate to America? Do you think they're being worshipped too much over? They're probably one of those 900 foot towers that everyone in the village carries and drops.

They keep dropping them. Here's to you, they drop them every day. In India there's some ritual where they build like a giant tower. It's like a parade float and they carry it and it collapses every time and everyone has to run. I've seen it. It's my algorithm is Indian towers collapsing India's sick India's getting like a lot of recognition right now on social media. Not a lot of it's great

I'll be honest people being pretty negative towards them. They were negative for a while now. They're back. I think so It's pretty survive that the India got canceled for like a month And now they're back did they get in that bump? Well, dude fucking uh, Rama Swami's back He's gonna be like the governor of Ohio, I think. Yeah, Rama Swami's giving it a shot. He's bouncing back. He was gonna be president, then he spazz on Twitter, now he's governor of Ohio.

Not bad. Not bad. He's got a lot of time. Shoot for the moon. Yeah, exactly. Worst case, you end up in fucking Ohio. Aim for the stars. And you'll land in Ohio.

Well, it's good to be here with Luis J. Gomez. Thanks, Shane. I missed you, buddy. I missed you, too. It's been too long. It has. What, you been up to? Me?

Just working hard, man. Working hard. I told you guys, I applied for Beast Games. Applying for Beast Games is- You applied for Beast Games? I applied for Beast Games. That's why we need to move it up a little. He's got a meeting this afternoon

to apply for Beast Games. What the fuck? I don't know how much I'm allowed to say at this point. What are the challenge? What are the challenges? I don't know They were gun to my son's head like how much $5,000 let me pull the trigger. Yeah, what's the layout of that? You know, I didn't watch it Is it the first layout is it was great? There's like everyone's in the same room and they offer your row Like you can eliminate your entire row and take the broad the money. Yeah. But then everyone else in your row is eliminated and you get up to like a hundred fifty

thousand and people like no I'm staying I love you guys. I love you. They did this the entire fucking time. The million thing made me want to kill myself. The million thing is crazy. I think we talked about it. As soon as they hit a hundred thousand dollars they're like pshhh. This is what I've been laughing about. I hope you get the show and you bail on five bucks. Just eliminate 100 people, go 10 bucks. But what if they counter eliminate you? How does that work?

You're out. You get nothing and you're done. Yeah, you could walk out with nothing. No, it's a psychotic show. $10 million was the grand prize on season one. But how do you get it though? I don't understand if everyone's been- Then there's a bunch of challenges,

but the first thing to eliminate half the contestants was like people being greedy and taking it and eliminating everybody but The whole time everybody was going I love you They just met yeah, dude There's people crying. It's everyone's crying. It's crazy. It's actually crazy sacrificing themselves They'll be like I'll get eliminated for you, dude. Go win this, you need it. They don't know each other. They've never met. These are the most insane, you're gonna fit right in.

It's gonna be nuts, dude. You're gonna fuck out of someone for taking the bribe. You're gonna fucking, you're gonna go insane. You cannot be on the show. Did you see the one where they're in the cube? Did you watch the whole thing? I watched, hold on, was the cube with three people going in one?

The guy who didn't take a million got eliminated over like a sandwich. So at one point each group, there's like four groups of a hundred people. Maybe they have to pick one person that they think is trustworthy. That won't take the bribe. Cause if you take the bribe, your entire team is eliminated and you get to stay. A chance to win. So they, three or four people up on this stage. They're offered a million dollars each.

So it starts off with a hundred thousand dollars and then it's gonna keep, there you go, it's just gonna keep rising. And if you hit the button, you take the money, your whole team gets eliminated. Which helps you. Which, and then you stay in. Which helps you get a chance to win.

And it gets to a million dollars and all four leaders didn't take the million dollars. They're up there crying. Again, they're all doing this again. When did that become? Are there 99 people watching you? Yes, they're all like, don't do it, please. That's the best thing.

And there's just guys up there like, I love you guys so much, I would never do it. How do they pick the trustworthy people? They pick the most insane. Yeah, they all vote who they think is the most trustworthy. I would, dude, that's my thing. I gotta get in, in the first first couple episodes act like I'm a sweetheart You gotta pick up like a $20 bill like someone drop this

This isn't mine anyway, I'm just gonna leave it here. I would never do that That would be standing in front of 99 people you just like a Kicked off a TV and be like just dash their hopes of making millions of dollars would be a pretty interesting feeling Yeah, Santa front of that go you did a million. I was not doing it is the dumbest thing. Yeah ever Yeah, because at that point it's supposed to be one person winning five million dollars And yeah, the end result is everyone gets eliminated except one person. Yeah One who won the whole thing I didn't finish it. I wanted to give a spoiler sure this beast game still going No, the first season is done, exactly. So who won? Who won the whole thing? I didn't finish it. You want me to give a spoiler?

Sure. Is Beast's game still ongoing? No, the first season's done, but the guy who won, he was like a really nice guy. His kid's got some disease, some creatine deficiency disorder. And he's like, dude,

he's like, I'm gonna use this entire $10 million to cure my son's disease. You're like, that's a good guy. That guy should win the game. I'm gonna buy a jet and hookers. So I'm gonna spend all my money on hookers from Verdansk and I'm gonna fly them in, yeah. Wait, the sun can't produce creatine?

I guess it's something. I don't know, some sort of. He must not have gone to high school with me. All we did was creatine. Shane, we just bullied this little kid. I really used to think creatine was steroids. I thought creatine was an insane thing. I I had no idea was a natural thing in your body Yeah, like it's apparently something you like kind of have to take I've learned. Yeah, I take it so do I I don't know what it is

I can tell you take it to you by the way, which you can tell I'm getting off Fucking drowned So he used the whole 10 mil you're taking crazy I'm taking crazy taking so much every day. Yeah. So he used the whole 10 mil. You're taking creatine? I'm taking creatine. Goddamn. Taking so much. I've been doing it every day. Yeah, I like it. You're all over it. That's good. Hey, Matt, this

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We're both trying to do endogenous t maxers. What's that? Just boost your tea with like adaptogen Yeah, that's an adaptogen. It's like an herb anything like anything a natural substance Basically adaptogen is just like a word for an herb your body your body adapts to the yeah, it just gins it up Yeah, but yeah, but dude, I've been taking maca I know about the maca. Maca shilajit. I've been waiting for you to go on some shilajit. And Moringa. And Moringa? Bro, I woke up this morning with a bone. What did you do in the Moringa? It's my third day on and I woke up for real like afflicted just kind of like

Jesus I don't know I didn't take anything in the whole I flew home from London I was hard for an 11 hour flight I had a boner the whole fucking flight You didn't go rub one out? It was great I considered it You got a private jet? No I wasn't on a private jet I was just but I jerk off on almost almost every flight I'm on

Whatever it is with my with the way I said I have fat thighs, so it just feels like my dick is inside of something and I just get turned on by sitting for that long and I gotta get one out. I shoot it right into the sink. The sink? The sink, I'll usually line it with paper towels and then I, you know.

The sink is diabolical. Come on. No, look, I've been there with you before, brother. I'm saying hit the turlet or like a napkin or something the sink is crazy Sometimes like you're saying I've had that like crazy flight boner. This is the closest I've considered it was 11 out I would take a nap. I wake up. It'd be harder. It'd be On a flight I I will say, you're... It's a quick one.

Fast one. Quick one, yeah, you shoot it. And also my head hurts immediately for some reason. Really? I get like a really nasty headache after I come on a flight. You get a nosebleed like a vampire? Yeah. It's probably because of all the pills you took

to get like super hard, like stim. It's probably like a stem FAP thing. Maybe. Taking like fucking Molly and no, I don't take drugs anymore. I stopped smoking weed five months ago. Are you totally straight edge? No, I drank here.

I shouldn't have, but now I'm back to not drinking again. This was a lot. What was the thing that sparked this? What sparked your like, I wanted to raise my tea. But what like, what brought it to your attention? My doctor saying I had the tea of a young lady. What? He was like, are you a 12 year old girl?

Every single dude I've ever talked to is like, yeah, I have no testosterone. I was, 339 was my testosterone number. I don't even know what that means. I have no idea. Whoever the big tea salesman are. It was Joe Rogan. They're making fucking money.

I've never talked to one guy that's gotten his tea checked that isn't like, it was so low. Dude, I was talking about this on the podcast. That's why I'm tired all the time. It's like, no, you're just fucking money. I've never talked to one guy that's gotten his tea check that isn't like Yeah, the podcast that's why I'm tired all it's like no you're just getting old. You're fucking tired I was talking about I've never I guess and Tony Hinchcliffe was like he's like I'm gonna set you up with my tea guy I was like, it's okay Tony Join the high-volume trend with YSL love shine plumping lip oil gloss Join the high volume trend with YSL Love Shine Plumping Lip Oil Gloss. Formulated for maximized volume and 24-hour hydration, this gloss delivers a non-sticky, ultra-thin, glass-like additive texture in every shade, from bold berry reds and pinks

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I wanna be more horny. I wanna jerk off more. You're the hornyest, angriest guy I've ever met. You have too much tea. No, I don't. The doctor, angriest guy I've ever met. I'm a flame of time. You have too much tea. No, I don't. The doctor was lying, dude. I've never met someone with more tea. You're high tea for sure.

You're screaming and cumming constantly. Dude, hot. It's all you do. Ah! It's all you do. Dude, chill out with the tea. It's all you do. If there was a Mucinex commercial for tea,

you'd be the mucus guy. I would not have you pegged for low tea. Did you like, you know all this stuff? Not low. commercial for tea, you'd be the music guy. I would not have you pegged for low tea. Did you like, you know all this stuff? No, well, it was, it was, so for my, I'm turning 43 next week, it was the lower, lower end of average for my age. Yeah, but did you like sleep bad than before or all that? I know that stuff affects it.

Maybe, I don't know, I mean, it was, you know. Well, it can't hurt you, if you're just taking like, mockets. I'm taking Tonga Ali, that's my- Tonga Ali's nice too. Yeah, yeah, that's my shit. How did it work on you? I think so. I'm getting my teeth tested on April 3rd. So we'll see if I've raised my software levels. Nice. I

feel like nobody ever thought about this stuff ever before. No, for sure. We're mostly fine. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it was too much information. We know too much. We were we were all good. But before we had social media, we can communicate. We used to be able to talk to six people nobody was comparing tea Nobody was talking about any of us. I didn't know like you know So I think it's like kind of a gift from God that it drops off as you get older That's the last thing you need yeah, just to have like high tea and be like fucking

50 it's just like you're setting yourself up for the most potent disaster ever the thing with it's, I think it's the, the Manosphere podcast have really fucked a lot of people up. Yeah. But it all does stem from Rogan, but he was being original. Yeah, he was the first one. You know what I mean?

He's just like, now those were his interests and he got so popular that it's every dude in America's fucking interest. That's a fair point. Is like, I love jujitsu, tea. Space. Space is fucking does. Whoa.

I've been on a space train since a young man. I used to read astronomy. Yeah, astronomy. Astronomy. I used to read astronomy all the time. Space, animals, animals attacking you, or animals attacking each other. I've been on animals attacking you since I was a young lad.

Animals do rule. Animals rock. I will say on animals attacking you since I was a young lad. Animals do rule. Animals rock. I will say the tea is nice for end of life. If you want to, I really want to save it till I'm like, I'm going to really feel a dip to like the lowest possible, pretty much borderline trans. And then just like a Phoenix out of the ashes. Just be sitting there one day being like,

and it's like it's time and just fucking, just take so much I don't know what I want to eat. And just be like, it's time. And just fucking just take so much tea and. Nah, I'm not injecting anything into my body. I wouldn't inject. I'm not gonna put a needle into my body. You have to. The pills are gonna fry your liver. No, I don't take pills. I take a little powder.

You do a little patch? You gotta snort it? A little powder. Orontohorn? Yes. So if they made a snortable tea, I would do it actually. That's a more fun way to do it. Yeah, that would just be boss.

You could probably snort creatine. I bet you it would go into your body the exact same way. I'll do a line of creatine with you right now. I think more people have snorted creatine than they realize. That's a common cut for cocaine. Really? Oh, yeah. Creatine is like, have you seen?

Yeah. Creatine is like, have you seen? Yeah. Creatine drip. A lot of people have snorted creatine without realizing. Get the creatine. Creatine baby right now. Bump lines of creatine right now on the show. What a fun. What a fun bit.

I bet Call of Duty would love that. You just do lines off that fucking load box or whatever that shit is. That's what it's for. Pumping creatine off it would be kind of nasty. I might bump some fucking cocoa. We got a fucking Call of Duty sponsor baby, we did it. A fucking tea dosage bro.

A little bump bro. Shane you got high tea. No I don't think I'm just like, ah. A little bump bro. Shane you got high tea. I don't think I do. Yeah you do. Super high tea. You haven't had it tested? Fuck no. That's a sign of high tea.

Yeah, I know. I don't need to have some pussy doctor tell you what my number is. I've also been doing my best to stop being a crybaby. What do you mean? I mean we always talk about it, but I was just, you get done with a long weekend. Like I was in the UK, I was fucking totally exhausted. I came back home, and I was like Fuck am I doing again? Obviously, I'm just hungover, so I'm sad, but it's like yeah

Call it out although with high tea comes high estrogen because they do kind of couple Oh really if you have high tea you usually have high estrogen as well Yeah, cuz you got your body to, that's why steroid, like bodybuilders, they take estrogen blockers because their estrogen raises with the tea. Is that why they get titties? I don't know, maybe, could be. Could be.

Or maybe they're just in the gym working on it. Maybe they just worked hard and finally got the results. They got big woman's tits. Rocking tits. I'd be in the gym like crazy if I could get woman's tits on my butt naturally. You can. Dude, do you ever see those like jacked fucking, they have.

Really? It's funny, sometimes yeah, I'll see a dude in a movie like that's supposed to be like a jacked, ripped guy and he is, it's just because his pecs are gigantic. But just a smooth set of woman's tits. Damn. Yeah. Small nipples. Yeah, tiny nipples.

Ooh. Yeah, dude's nipples poking out of their shirt is for real like the opposite effect. I see a dude's nipples out of their shirt, I'm like bro. Yeah, it nipples poking out of their shirt is for real like the opposite effect. I see a dude's nipples out of their shirt I'm like bro. Yeah, woman is like this is what if I don't I mean these drive-thru fucking polos this nipples. It's a nipple show. Yeah, it was on poking out Not right now, but I'll get them going if you're to broads that AC kicks Do you ever run it you ever run in the cold and then like your shirt rubs against your nipples, your nipples get all chafed?

That hurts. It hurts like hell. I get that normally. If I wear like the wrong shirt, if I got a shirt with like a patched on logo, my nipples get our dress shirt. We have giant nipples. You think I have giant nipples? No, I don't.

My nipples are not. You have perfectly normal nipples. They're perfectly normal, dude. I just wanted to put that on someone. I don't. My nipples are not. You have perfectly normal nipples. They're perfectly normal, dude. I just wanted to put that on someone. I don't put that on me. I instantly believed it. I was like, I guess I do. No, you have great nipples.

I have beautiful nipples. You have big nipples? No, I have nice little Puerto Rican nipples. Do you really? Little brown pepperonis. Yeah, you've been sending me some shirtless pics. I have sent Shane some shirtless pics. Every time he makes progress in the gym,

I think it's just for me. Yeah. I think you go to the gym to be like, Shane, check what I've done to my body. Are you doing post, immediate post-pump picture? Oh yeah. Yeah, it's the best. I do it in the, dude, I get in the steam room,

I come out, I have a glistening glaze on my body. Bro. And I send it to Shane, I'm like, look at this, bro. This is nothing, same height has been sending me nothing but pictures and FaceTimes from when he's in the sauna the phone at his feet confidence because Sam hide specifically tries to make himself as ugly as possible I'm like he just says whatever it is like the way he's wired he, no, I'm gonna look at the biggest fucking ugly freak. He's trying to be from the sauna and every time, I'm like, dude, stop.

Yeah. He's high tea, for sure. Oh, he's super high tea. That's like, yeah, that's a problem. Yeah. Super high tea, super high tea. Too much. Super high tea.

There's no way you're low tea. Go back and fight the doctors. I'm gonna go back. That's the proof of high tea. Yeah, I tried to get him to put me on testosterone, he was like, no, it's not even like a scam, like where he was trying to get me to like, he was like, no.

He was like, you smoke and drink every day. He was like, stop doing that. That's a long sell. Getting rid of smoking and drinking is low tea. That's a low tea activity. That's literally a girl decision. Can you drink too much? Shut up, bitch.

That's the low, that's the slow sell too, to be like, dude, I'm on your side. He's going to do the same. He's going to print like a fucking like furniture fax office. Oh, yeah, dude, you actually dropped. That's crazy. You're fine. He's like on the semen scale. But that's cool. Yeah, that'd be fun. It is cool to look forward to. I say it all the time, man.

It's like if you get older, you can just smash the T button and go nuts. Just go, dude, double. Whatever they say, just go, I'll double that up. Double that up. See what the fuck happens. I watched a video, because they were like, dudes are taking... I watched this last night. They're saying a lot of dudes are finding out theirs are average and taking it. And they're like, it's only for people who are very low.

Yeah. Well, I think if you're high T, taking more you doesn't really bring your T up, right? Oh, neither. Also, there's a question of absorbing it. You could put it in there. You might not be able to absorb it. So whatever. That'd be cool. I think it'll be a lot of it too. It'll just be nice. If I'm getting injected by anything by a doctor, I'm going to be like, Oh, fuck it. Yeah. Hell yeah. You like it? Yeah, I would like that. I hate it. I hate taking blood. I hate taking needles. Yeah, I'm not a big fan actually. Can't do it. This would be like a needle in your butt, I'm pretty sure.

Okay, I could do that. No, I'm not trying to be like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You put a needle in your butt cheek. So. I'm very self-conscious about my ass though. It's kind of flabby. What?

And the doctor's gonna do it? You got a flabby ass? My butt sucks. Are you serious? Dude, my butt. This is also another female psyop. Man should not have fucking sculpted grub butt. No, I should have a nice,

I bet Matt's ass is a fucking thing of beauty. I got a peach. Matt's got a little peach butt. Matt does have a dong. I admired Matt's dong several times. I got a tight little peach. I'll be honest. Just beautiful. Just like on a shelf. Just watch him run up the steps we live together. That's my sweet little peach. I'll be out there talking beautiful.

Just like on a shelf. He does have a nice donk. I was watching White Lotus and the guy comes in and fucks a lady. He has a giant sculpted ass. I was like, ew. Who, the Schwarzenegger? No, the guy when she fucks one of the Russian guys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

He had a fucking jacked ass. I was sitting here by myself and I was like, ew. What the yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucking jacked ass and I sit here by myself It's the funniest thing possible Unbelievable, what's a kid, there was a clip recently I saw online of him finding out he was in White Lotus with his family. And he like crying and being like, yes. Oh, no. He's also at a White Lotus Island resort. He was.

His rich family is at like a beautiful resort. No, they were. Yeah, it's like. I thought it was on set. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. Oh, my god. But then you get the script and you go. I mean, what is he I know dude you're gonna jerk your brother off

Although dude, I will say he's been I'm so impressed by him his acting Unbelievable. No, he's really good. He's unbelievable. This season is great It just is I mean the first four episodes blew but now we're fucking good now. We're cooking now We're cooking episode 5 episode 6. I've been watching brothers jerking each other off now. I'm the funniest thing possible It's hilarious. It's unbelievable. They kissed and I was like, that's not that bad Bro, if his dad would have blown his head off that would have been the funniest day ever That's you got jacked off by your brother came home Yeah, it's also so sick being like, yeah, we blacked out.

I don't remember anything. And it's carrying the memory the entire time of being like, when the girls confront him, and he's just like, that didn't happen. Like, no, I watched it. And he's like, could we just stop talking about this right now? Yeah, I don't know.

You have to kill yourself. That whole family might. Suicide. Yeah. My mom was talking about it. She was like, I can't live any other way. I'd kill myself. Yeah, she might be the best character on the show. She's hilarious. Unbelievable. Yeah, my mom was talking about it. She was like I can't live and yeah, I'd kill myself Yeah, she might be the best character on the show

Yeah parker posy. She's fucking hilarious. I got a theory of what's gonna happen Do you really cuz this year to get theory to from it's gonna be Goggins and the Bulldogger Go to try to fuck with that guy the guy they've been trying to fuck with. Yeah And then there's gonna be a shooting at the place and I think that sweet Guard is gonna be the one to set it. he's gonna get popped trying to protect his babe I had the my theory right now is the younger brother or the older brother wants to keep that rumor at bay because those two girls know so he might want to fucking that's harder is these fucking sluts I think so that's a fair one I heard a really good theory from one of my producers.

They think a monkey gets a hold of the gun because they keep on shooting monkeys. I had a feeling somebody from Legion of Skanks was going to come up with the dumbest part. Ha ha ha ha. Could be multiple shooters. It could be he brings his gun back from Bangkok and then he hears maybe a suicide shot go off.

He's thinking it's the other guy and he fires there could be Multiple gunmen all firing at each other. You don't think it could be monkeys. I hope it's monkeys I hope it's monkeys. They'd be the funniest little fucking capuchin That we just got to watch a family fall apart and then get killed by a monkey that'd be great You got jerked off by a brother and then a monkey shot you. True. But I can get past being jerked off by my brother if we were both blacked out on drugs.

No chance. But you remembered. It's the drugs. It's not you. It's like you guys chose to do it. No way, never ever. I don't have a brother. Maybe I have to have a brother.

Yeah. Do you have a sister? I have a sister. You imagine doing drugs and her jerking you off? Yes. I would kill myself. That's different, but have a sister. You know imagine doing drugs and her jerking you off. Yes Kill my that's different, but still fucked up I mean, it's not I mean dude, I like was watching it. It's all hell. It's hell for sure. But dude having a brother is crazy

You and baby Billy. That's crazy It's I was sitting there with whereas I was watching it last night with Brittany and she was like I was like dude He's like visibly sick. She's like you think you would get sick from that. I thought about it immediately felt sick I was like, yeah, I guess so. I was like, yeah that made my turn my stomach immediately. Yeah Would suck if it was one of your boys exactly, you know, it like you and me did something and I ended, you know, you ended up, you know, something like that. I feel like our situation would be different. Our situation would be different. If we like kissed just to make it a funny joke

and then you ended up stroking me, that'd be fucking hilarious, crazy. Our situation would be different. Yeah, our situation, we'd have a different sitch. Yeah, that'd be different. He was his brother, to be fair, to your point, Louis, his brother was plowing. so there was a woman involved so it's just the South Park episode with the aliens what you see the one where they're like oh god you suck

in my thing with like the Jewish aliens no I didn't see that is a reality show and these aliens are coming to cancel it which is just they're gonna blow up Earth and then the boys go and hang out with them and they start doing blow and they fucking suck each other. Anyway, that's what reminds me of just to hang over the next day being like, oh my God, what'd we do? Yeah, you do have to bury it and move on. You could file that under like, that was a truly wild night and just move on with your life.

Yeah, that was just drugs. If it was like, if they're completely sober, I would understand like wanting to fucking kill yourself and like, but it's like, you know, people do crazy shit on drugs. That's true. And it's, you know, the problem is, this is the thing I was wondering about.

Is it like something where he's like dying to relive it? That could be part of his revulsion. Cause they were like, kind of like, he was like showing his brother's ass and jerking off. Yeah, there was a lot of weird, like, incestual shit. A lot of buildup. Even like, the Arnold Schwarzenegger son, like with the sister, he was like,

is she a virgin? I was like, she's hot. Why is she not like, what the fuck? It's like, it was a weird sort of conversation. Yeah. And then the younger brother and the younger, the sister sort of have a little bit of, they're a little too close.

Yeah. Well, the older brother's like just a sexual pig and then it's just coming full circle. Like the thing that he prizes the most. The older brother rules. It's all we've been talking, the whole weekend that's all we've been talking about. Because I was with DeRosa, just calling people pigs

and that's the funniest. The best. We had the pig rankings of all of our friends who's the top pig. Really? Who's the top pig? I can't say it here. I'll tell you later. It was the funniest. Give me the first initial of the first pig. Really? Who's the top pig? I can't say it here. You say it. I'll tell you later.

It was the funniest. Give me the first initial, the first name. Nope. But it was funny because he'd be furious. Really? The top pig? Who cares, that's a compliment. I'm hoping it's me.

He's picking his nose. I think it's, I don't know. Yeah, I could guess. Yeah, I could. This is really funny. How do you define a pig? Just pig behavior, dude. Just the trowel, you put out, dude. Just the trowel.

You put out the fucking slop in the trowel and they're fucking. Drink, drugs, women. Yeah. Oh yeah. The most vice-redundant man. Top pigs. Maybe you.

I'm up there. I'm a good pig. That's why I assembled, on this trip, I took O'Connor and DeRosa. Yeah. I needed the pigs to ride in. I'm not gonna go to the UK and fucking not be a pig. You know pigs choose a best friend.

I saw this on my Instagram algorithm. They choose a best friend and they'll have sleepovers with them. What? Yeah. They are super smart. I feel bad about eating bacon every time I see those pig, pet Instagram videos. I'm like, fuck, that is kind of like eating a dog. They're great guys.

Yeah, they're awesome. We had a pig when I was growing up. We had a little pig kicking around Would you do to it just chilled it used actually they're very sexual by the way He used to hump we have like an exercise ball. Yeah, dude We had an exercise ball we threw in the pen and just like for real in front of all of us just humped it and just all over We're all like dogs are like dogs in the same. They're just very like It's almost like aren't you embarrassed?

Just fucking hump your leg and come oh Yeah, you jack off on airplanes not in front of anybody Imagine your loved ones were like that's just like jack it off in front of your family just coming on the couch I mean dude That's exactly what you would do on an airplane with no societal training if you saw like a hot flight attendant You would just go up to her to start being like no all right fucking Okay, it's like walk back. Maybe be like They just like fight you just fight your dad

Go sleep by yourself in the corner Dogs do growl a little bit when they fuck do Do they really? Yeah, they bite the back of the other dogs. Actually, yeah. They're a little Shannon Sharp. Look, dogs can be hot. Yeah. Little Shay-Shay. Shannon Sharpette.

How was it, UK? It was awesome. It was nice? It was nice. Yeah, it was fucking great. But we went to the UFC fight on Saturday. Oh, and one of those went out there. Yeah, it was in the same. I was doing the same room the next night. It was great. But we went to the UFC fight on Saturday. I didn't know there was one out there. Yeah, it was in the same,

I was doing the same room the next night. It was great. But we were sitting there and we were up close. The chair next to me had Jared Leto on it. I was waiting the whole time. I was like, damn, Jared Leto's about to sit next to me. This is gonna be crazy. I'm gonna fucking talk to him about Thin Red Line.

He just never showed up. I was like, fuck. But it was nice. A guy from Philly beat the fuck out of Leon Edwards. That's sick. Yeah, Sean Brady. Anytime he had him ground and pound, because it was in London,

so everyone's cheering for Leon. Anytime, the whole time it was ground and pound, and Brady was just fucking destroying him. And I was just sitting there going, go birds, go birds. I haven't watched it back, but you have to be able to hear it. That's awesome. And then after he won he was like, alright thank you guys so much, go birds! It was just the nicest moment. That's awesome. Yeah. He beat Leon Edward's ass? Fucked him up.

Dang. Yeah it was crazy. I got to meet Louis Thoreau, he was with us. Oh really? Yeah yeah. That dude rules. Yeah he ruled. Might was awesome. Oh really? Yeah yeah yeah. That dude rules. Yeah he ruled. Might be one of the best investigative documentarians ever. Yeah he's the fucking man. Ever to motherfucking do it. Danis, where the fuck is that?

Noel Gallagher came and hung out at the London show from Oasis. Oh really? Yeah. He's the fucking man. Sick. Yeah it was crazy. Yeah apparently there's a lot of drama with that whole band, I didn't know. Oasis?

Yeah, apparently, I could be wrong, but I remember watching something on it. They haven't been together in 16 years. Yeah, I mean that story might be more famous than any song they've ever made. Yeah. The fact that the Gallagher brothers hate each other. Yeah, it's some bullshit.

They're not gonna watch white lotus. Maybe one of them, maybe Liam jerked him off and then caught us in rift with the gotta watch White Lodech, real. I mean, yeah, sure. Would you like a wank? How about a wank? I did that on stage, it was funny. Because I was talking about jacking off,

and I was like, oh yeah, you go, how about having a wank? It was nice. That is the funniest way to say it. Dublin, I was talking about black people in Dublin boot. What? It was so funny. When's Conor McGregor gonna become the president of Ireland? They hated him.

Did they? I was shocked how much they hated him. Really? He's a piece of shit. He's one of the top pigs. He's one of the top pigs. Oh, he's a huge pig. He's one of the all time pigs.

Dude, rape is a very big, it's one of the biggest pig qualities. And he got for sure busted. I thought, see I thought it was allegations. Until the people that were in Dublin were pretty confident. Oh no. I think he lost.

Yeah, I heard he lost the case. Damn. And then he like punched some old guy at a bar one time. Dude, if you just like, if you. He's big dude. He for real pigged, like he did pig out. Beating up old people, pig behavior. He like morphed his entire physical,

his being just morphed in like a year from pigging out. But also, like if an old guy's talking shit to you at a bar, at what point do you punch him? There's a moment where you're like, yo, fuck this dude, I'm gonna just beat this old guy's ass. Yeah, I'll be honest, I wouldn't mind whooping the hell out of an old man Just his bones are breaking the rub brittle yeah, yeah I yeah, you can only take so much, but I mean I say you have c fighter

Yeah, you can't beat up an old man. Well the guy he tried to buy the old guy He was like hammering on coke. They tried to buy him a drink And the old guy was like I don't want to drink and he's just offended that he wouldn't take his drink So then he punched him that's You know, it was his own whiskey 12 he's like fuck that I mean that's that's that's setting yourself up for his people If you if you're like a rich guy who's starting a whiskey company in Ireland ever everyone there's I'm like I don't want you to fucking whiskey.

It's terrible piss getting out of there. That's just a recipe for a giant Irish spaz. That's the worst whiskey I've ever had. Don't talk about me whiskey. How dare you talk about me whiskey. No, Ireland, I mean, every place over there, London is fucking great. Dublin rules. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, I just, I can't I mean every every place over there London. It's fucking great. Yeah Dublin rules Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, I just I can't get over they everyone American outlets

Should be universal everything over there every other country on earth does suck Yeah, going to it's fun while you're there But then just little things that are different for no reason they did the water they never give you water You can't get water. They there's no ice for some reason. Yeah, that's ice is a delicacy there They literally wait I got the hotel room service knocked on my door. Mm-hmm. I was like, what's up? And they're like ice it was just a fucking tray of ice. I was like no bro. Are you serious? The fuck's going on? Why are they so anti ice over there they hate ice and they hate air condition I will say ice is a low-t thing though. I said no yeah, but where is it? You should have it Room temperature water love room temperature water see my bird up there

Sitting out love room temp. It's my favorite. Yeah, I'm big room temp water, but if a country is being like we don't really do ice I'm gonna be like that's fucked up. Yeah, it's stupid. Yeah bring some air conditioning they despise That's weird. Yeah It's a light switches Nothing makes sense. Yeah, they have like a turny dials and sideways light switches. Yeah They need to put their pride aside and realize America figured out. Yeah. Yeah, I mean we have the best plugs That's by no doubt plugs. Well, their plugs have like voltage limits on them Yeah, you can't plug in ones are like weird wonky like alien shape. It's embarrassing for I am

I'm embarrassed for the rest of the world. Yeah domestic electrical appliances. They're 5050 on deodorant. No AC There's never Eric circulate that I don't think there's a ceiling fan in Europe. They don't-50 on deodorant. No AC, there's never air circulated. I don't think there's a ceiling fan in Europe. They don't have fucking lights in the ceilings, do they? That's all lamps and shit. I can get down with lamps. They have old channels. I do like lamps.

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I would have been scarred for three more years. Really? Yeah. No, that's the sups. I also swam for an hour today. I did one hour. That's crazy. It was, I've never swam that long.

You get into an actual flow state with swimming, might be. Were you like just kept on doing laps? I took breaks, don't get me wrong. I took breaks and I did my aqua aerobics in between. So I would like run, go back and forth, which is, people were sitting on their decks outside this morning.

I always watch people get up. I mean. Cause I'm not a good swimmer. Splash, splash, splash, splash. So hard. But dude, once the first 20 were rough Once I got into like minute 30 and I can't do free like I can only do this one I was doing just a slow continuous like a stroke dude at the one point

I did do like it's only like probably 25 meters maybe back and forth or whatever but the When I did like 10 like this up down up down up down you get into a flow state where you just feel like a fucking Crocodile dude, it's awesome. I was in the water just gliding through the slow, too I was moving very slow just gliding through and I was like dude. I gotta start doing alone Just with your thoughts myself. You can't no music You can't you can barely hear anything and like when you when you can't like keep going you start going underwater like it fucking obviously Yeah, it sucks So you're like you have this weird like primordial panic kind of fueling you especially when you're really tired

You're like I gotta make it to the other side. You're like I would die if this is a real I can't swim two laps I dude I'm telling you I could run I could run for like four or five miles pretty easily, but I can't swim for shit It's totally different dude. It's crazy. Yeah. It's so fucking hard. Yeah, I tried doing back. I was doing all the strokes, too. I was doing backstrokes. Impossible to turn. That's what you got.

But how do you see where you're going? You can't see where you go. You can't see where you're going. How are you going to do that? You got to check the markers on the true. I might pull. I might set out some markers. Yeah, it's like you do it.

Oh, sure. I was just looking at the pool like by my feet me like I'm that far away And then towards the end I would just do a little yeah, you gotta stick your hands up I was trying to invent new strokes to That was tough. That's tough. I came up with one where I just just it was just a feet kick and I just go Yes swimming is where it's at. The only reason I'm doing it, my left knee's been fucked up. So I had to take it to the water.

Of course. Take it back to the source, dude. You might be a seal. Dude, I feel like, it's hard to explain. When you're an hour, and again, I was taking plenty of breaks. I can't swim continuously for an hour,

but when I got on my nice stretches it's my maybe the best feeling ever so check it out oh yeah I don't know what it does for the tea but I gotta help the day yeah I would hope so it's gotta help the day I don't know I'm trying to get like hard-ass boners too I'm like what am I doing like I've been ripping these like fly yeah sure I did I don't, what am I doing? Like I've been ripping these like fly flight dude. I mean rock hard for a month. I every now and again, what happens to me on a flight, if I had been drinking the night before I'll get like devilishly horny on a plane. Yeah. Devilishly.

I was with Oasis the night before in the O2 arena. Yeah. Had a couple of drinks. All of just the one Oasis the night before in the O2 arena. Yeah. Damn. Had a couple drinks. All of, just the one Oasis? Just the one, they never together. That's fucked man. Yeah. But they're going back on tour.

What? Hell freezes over for Oasis? Yes. They're coming back. Dude, I'm excited for that. Dude, wait till the brothers just slip into Wonderwall. They're gonna look at each other and be like, I'm sorry brother. I was being a bit of a cunt wasn't I?

It's gonna be awesome. Maybe. He invited me to go. He was like, bring whoever you want. Damn. They're gonna do MetLife, Soldier Field, and the Rose Bowl in the United States. And then they're gonna do Mexico City.

And I was like, maybe I'll do Mexico City. Mexico City would be tight. So a so what's your Mexican Oasis fans hilarious Mexican Oasis fans, yeah, I would have to imagine Oasis would hit the lads pretty hard. Yeah. Well, who's gonna build the Wonderwall? I was working on that Scared a wonderwall They're very dreamy bunch the lads they are they're very dreamy I Can see them getting down some oasis for sure. What do you think the Latinos? No Mexican specifically Puerto Ricans? I think would hate Oasis. I had a guy's worries good angry and try to fight Oasis What other hits they had they had Wonderwall

Champagne supernova champagne supernova. It's a cold look back in True one album was your banger after banger. Yeah, what is the what's the story is the name of the album? Yeah, yeah It's got to is the name of the album? Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta piss you off if you're Oasis and then you're getting a fight with your brother and then Coldplay comes out of nowhere.

You're like, dude, we could have been Coldplay. Yeah. They've totally been in Coldplay. They're way big in Coldplay. Oh, they probably fucking can't stand Coldplay. They were like the new Beatles, like for a very long time. They were crushing it.

And I mean, they still, you know, their hits live on. And they're both hilarious. Are they really? Watch any clip of them getting interviewed. They're the funniest. That's sick. One of them, I forget which brother it interviewed? They're the funniest that's sick one of them I forget which brother was but there's one. They're like, how do you deal with hangovers? He's like straight back to the pub. No questions asked don't dwell on it

Coldplay if you listen to Coldplay's new albums, it's like there it's insane dude. What are they up to it's You can't I can't even put it into words. It would be like for real if like, It's probably like AI. If the stock market made music, exactly. It is very AI-ish. Some of the songs are just emojis. Just like the world emoji is one of the songs. What do you mean?

Like for the song title on Spotify, there's no words, it's just like a globe emoji. Fuck them. Fuck them. I like sat down and was was like let me see what they're up to and I try to get into their latest album and I'm like bro this is insane but it's like genius from a perspective of like if you're trying to gather a ton of like 17 year olds or whatever and I am hold on what are we talking about here dude I was I can't get over the I was listening to I was in the obviously Hold on, what are we talking about here?

Dude, I was, I can't get over the, I was listening to, I was in the, obviously I was in the car with my wife, but I was listening to Not That Innocent, that song by Brittany, I did it again by Brittany Spears. Yeah, it's a tough one. That came on and I was just like, dude, hey, she didn't write this. There were definitely adults writing those songs for children. That was the craziest period.

Just the thing about, like, we took so many kids. so many came out. I just watched American Beauty for the first time I never saw it. It's on the flight It's fucking hilarious. It's awesome. It did make the banners a little uncomfortable. Oh, yeah sure. Yeah all these hot teens So hot yeah School kid constantly like that the with whatever at Thor Birch She's actually underage and does that nude scene or her parents signed off on a nude scene who which one Thor Birch won't the big tits I didn't know that the daughter of the other lady the daughter So when she's showing me space he be involved in something like that

But she was like 16 when they filmed it and they find the nude scene with a 16 year old girl That's the that's called a loophole folks Getting the permission slip It's just watch child born in American Beauty cuz it's art. I was watching on the plane Jane you already had a boner if I was a if it pulsed did it pulse as your business did not pulse Don't disclose that you we can talk about that as confidential That's lawyer client confidentiality

I like to ask for a brief recess. Covering your face. Oh yeah. I like to have that thrown out, your honor. Objection. Yeah, that's all that matters. You get a boner. The pulses are that's your even that you could argue. I could argue a pulse to I could stand in front of the good people and argue a pulse but guys, I could be anything. It could have been a little lich for the 16 year olds rocking her huge, huge bare breasts. They were covered in flowers. That was the one thing the movie did. Then an airplane. Her huge bare breasts. They were covered in flowers,

that was the one thing the movie did. Didn't they cover it? I don't know, that was Mino-Sivari. The other girl shows her boobs. You do know these girls' names. What? True. Hey.

I can't believe you know the daughter from American Beauty's name. Dang, it's turned into a pedophile hunter. Mino-Sivari. Thorough Birching? I don't know any of the adults' names. I've never heard that name in my entire life. I don't know a single adult's name in that movie. That's a crazy deep cut too. Suvari No, Thor Birch, yeah

Was an adult in that movie like she fucking better about Burch? What are some other movies you enjoyed her in? I don't know. I don't know. I can't name a single other Thor or Burch movie. Who's the actress in that old Romeo and Juliet movie? Oh, I do. I loved her. If you know this, you're out of your fucking mind. No, she was like 16 as well. CP. Yeah, they just filmed it.

Was that Leo too? Was it the Leo? No, no, no, no, no. That was fucking flat chested Claire Danes. Show those little shitty titties in your mind. What was that guy's name? He might be Mr. Celeb or what was that? Dude, what's that fucking name, dude?

Oh my god. She was on the website. Give me the first letter. I don't know. Olivia, Olivia, last name? Newton Jones. Olivia Hussey. Give me the first letter fuck. I don't know Olivia Olivia last name Olivia Hussie Hell yeah, dude, because I was in high school they showed us that and we were all just like, she was so hot. What happened in that one?

They just showed like, they had a naked scene. They also showed that guy's butt, Romeo's butt. I never saw it. He had a sweet, rocking ass. Romeo's ass was fucking delightful. We should get more, yeah, there should be more representation. We were like lusting after this girl. When the last time you saw it.

High school was fair. I mean, we think we watched it on Legion of Skanks. We looked it up, it's not illegal. It's not illegal. Yeah. What? To watch it now. If it's in a movie.

If it's in a movie, yeah. I might have been in the room. I might have been on that episode. That's why I'm like, where do I remember this from? Yeah. But you don't see like, you do only see rocking asses for men on TV. We gotta start.

Nice dog butt on one of those guys. Yeah, nobody's showing their, like, dude, my ass, I feel bad, like I get naked in the locker room now with my little pud and my fucking flabby ass. It's so funny. I just do it to make everyone else uncomfortable. Cause the only people- Everyone else in the locker room has a flabby,

fucking crazy ass. No, everyone in the locker room has, if you're showing your ass in your dick, it's cause you have a nice ass and nice dick. The other guys put a towel around themselves, take their underwear down underneath the towel. I don't do that anymore. You just rip it. Yeah, I was nice. That's good. It's pretty sick support Yeah, I'm at that age where I feel good naked in a locker room around. Yeah, and I was thinking that today

They're like dude gay dudes it rules for them These little locker room and just see all these hot dudes with their cocks out like that's what I'm walking room Nothing hateful there. I'm just saying they should put gays They deserve that perkin life. Yeah, all the bullying all this stuff. They got it. They got a peep your dog Yeah, it's only fair speaking gay guys. I watched this documentary on the Joplin tornado What happened with that? It's just a giant f5 tornado that ripped through the middle of the town and killed like 160

people. But they filmed this documentary. Every person that was in it was gay. What? They interviewed like three different people that were clearly gay. One of them was a young boy newscaster from San Diego that wanted to be a meteorologist and he was Corresponding with an adult meteorologist from Joplin They had a little thing going and he was like, I'll tell you what we usually get crazy storms in May if you want to

Come by no, and then the mom was like I'm coming with you. What the fuck So I think that guy might have been caught at Walmart by the mom but then had to be like nah, it's just a storm I don't know storm chaser But then he'd get happen to be there when the most devastating Well storm ever happened was his mommy there too. Mom was there damn they made it out. They were all right Thank God you get killed by a tornado also. Thank God. He didn't get a documentary You can get rocked by oh, oh, dude. You sure you go to a basement. You're fine How then the house falls on you.

I don't understand how that works. It was the biggest tornado. The house gets lifted up. It was the biggest tornado ever. They got fucking killed. I don't believe it. It was fucking rocky so hard. Dude, they were trying to drive away.

Any natural disasters I just don't buy. I was in a home. They were trying to drive away from it. One group was getting chased by it. One of the dudes got sucked out of the sunroof. Who, the kid who went over there? The hanged field man? No, no, no, he made it.

But it was a different kid that, you know. He was pulled out of the sunroof of a car? I keep calling them all gay. Yes, he got launched out. I mean, that's kinda sick. That's a great way to die. If you gotta die, well, yeah. No, apparently it fucking hurts

because it's all debris. You're just getting hit by glass and dirt that's going 300 miles cows You're getting hit by the worst shit tire houses Lady on a bike just fucking hit you in the side of it I yeah, I for all just thought you got launched like super high and fell I didn't realize all the debris would fucking the debris just hurts. Yeah, bro the one I didn't realize all the debris would fucking the debris just hurts. Yeah, bro. The one

Because it ripped through all this old dead soil and dead vegetation it had Fungus in the air that was like a flesh-eating fungus that got into people and killed a bunch of oh no Yeah, it was it was they'd have flesh a flesh eating fungus in their dirt? Everyone does. That sucks. Yeah. What are you thinking about your garden? Yeah, I've been.

I saw that. I saw that face. I've been playing it fast and loose with my hands in the garden. Ha ha ha. I just added another Rolly Polly to my garden today. Dude. You added it?

I find them, I find them walking around. I keep them in my hand, toss them in my garden. That's nice. I find him I find them walking around I'm keeping my hand tossing my garden That's nice. What do they do? They're just good. They break stuff down eat other pests nice very beneficial for gardens They had no that I was fucking with Rolly polleys my whole life. So yeah everyone there's they watching those fuckers Yeah, everyone fucked those things up. Roll up and you go Toss them Yeah, yeah, it was like sure that fine. I I should tear the legs off of daddy long like spiders yeah and the legs still twitch it's just a little fucking ball

but I've seen a couple of those legs come off and yeah they just keep yeah it's pretty sick yeah damn so you turn it into just a fucking head. Just a regular daddy. Yeah, that must be crazy. Just be a fucking legless daddy long legs trying to like interpret the world and just sitting there like it's going to be terrifying. Yeah, sucks.

Poor guy. But yeah, we should do stuff like that. Frogs, all that shit. Yeah, I never did anything. A handful of like that. Frogs, all that shit. Yeah. I never did anything. A handful of bugs I would torture, but not really even torture. I mean, I guess it's torture. If you're tearing all of its limbs off.

Yeah, yeah. It's literally a medieval torture. Do you think it hurts? I did that to William Wallace. I did that to Daddy Longlegate. Say mercy. We fucking, yeah, but did they, do you think it hurt them?

It hurt them. Here's the thing, because they say they don't have the pain receptors, but even if it doesn't hurt, it's still gotta be experienced as a giant inconvenience. Yeah. Yeah. To just be like, you know, on your Ps and Qs,

trying to munch some ants, and all of a sudden, all your legs have been ripped off. You're just rolling? Not even rolling, they can't even roll. At that point, they just. Yeah, kinda just a disc. They're just like a little observation point. They're just until they die. Yeah, probably quickly. Yeah, yeah It's very sweet for bird brother legs back

No, not like my hair bigger their legs back worms can do some weird stuff like that Yeah, but no, I don't think a daddy long leg spawns legs. I Don't think it's survive though like period of growing new legs, you know crabs do well ever watch them rip off their claw No, yeah, they'll rip off their own arms. They get bigger better. Yeah, she will take its one fucking claw and just go Crabs are that you're watching moose shed their and deer and shit I've seen the shit on there that is pretty safe Crabs are that you're watching moose shed their and deer and shit That is pretty sad just stand there and they go like this and both their antlers fall off and they get scared I've never seen him knock them off. I've just seen them just like scratch No, they'll fucking literally just shake their head and their antlers fall off and they take off. It's pretty fun

That's pretty tight. Anyway, that should probably be the end of the bigger betters We don't oh, I thought we were I thought we were well past never mind I was gonna switch over I know you guys have I know you have to get to your mr. Yeah, true. Yeah, I never interviewed mr. Beast. I hope you get that interviewing me We'll see he did kill Tony with me Matt, I'll give you a little inside Get me on don't try to help me on. I would be the talk to Mr. Beeson be the best. It would also add a lot of viewers.

I promise otherwise. I'll say your viewers. Yeah, no, they don't want my viewers. Well, yeah, true. Even the middle of taping the big actually taking you. Now, if you get that, you stop naming underage girls that have been making movies. I'm just like, what? I'm just excited. It's not your fault they were in the movie.

Yeah, it's not my fault. I'm sorry that I'm a movie buff. Yeah. Yeah, you're just a consumer. Yeah. That is crazy to be a, like what, what trophy are you going at? Like you don't need it. You could totally.

Bro's totally fine until after American Beauty it made it that far Yeah, I think members literally is the last one where they put a child true a naked child in the movie That is true. You know we yeah at that time We would definitely were like parading kids around and like putting them in makeup and make me more like Brooke Shields and fucking Was it the Blue Lagoon? No, I dude I when I a kid, I would beat my dick until it was fucking, I mean, until it was in pain to that movie.

And I believe she was a genuine child. How old was Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon? She had to be like, yeah, maybe, all right, LaMare. He's like, oh yeah, 14, right? I've heard. I feel like I heard of this movie when I was younger, like my older brothers would talk about this, but I don't remember. It was like a brother and sister.

That kid's ass was sweet and blue. Lagoon 14 nailed it. LaMare. Dang, LaMare. That's even worse. LaMare, one of the all time pigs. Yeah, dude, they just it was. What was he doing in the Blue Lagoon? It was her. It was her brother and her were shipwreckrecked and then they were like on an island and just they were both

Just naked the whole time and they start banging and that's the whole movie her brother It is just a straight-up child born movie incest child born do yeah, I believe that was the premise of it It's the blue lagoon Other cousins were cousins he had a sweet ass And they couldn't get off the island And they had a read they had to repopulate the island with southerners And then they waited as long as like. And they had to read, they had to repopulate the island with southerners. You do they start they start banging into, I guess, creative society, I have no idea. I don't know if they ever get rescued.

I remember seeing it as a kid being like, she's so beautiful. I mean, yeah, that's a wretched thing to put onto a kid's like mine being like and this guy gets stuck with his cousin on Island have sex you're 14 you're like I Know exactly what cousin I know exactly which cousin I'm thinking of Rocks you're like Carnival cruise we don't see each other as a family It says online that she did they did use a body double for the nude scene Not for the boy though just And it's suddenly awesome again I've been jacking up to an adult. Not for the boy though, just for her. Sweet Ad, we're back. The boy was 18.

And it's suddenly awesome again. Damn, shout out to that kid. That boy, he got to. He was 18, dude. Sweet ass. Chris Adkins. His name is Chris Adkins? Chris Frackens.

I know that. Did you just know that? No, I was just looking. I know who Chris Frackens is. Atkins is we think like this movie. I also Casting directors gotta be crazy to be like we're trying to have someone who could pass as a naked 14 year old girl And then they got to that might be the ultimate Transcendent pig you got to go man. This is child porn. It's straight-up child porn. Fuck. That's the oh I'm just looking at the like posters for the movie. Yeah, it's like they remade it no in

2012 blue with the only two 40 year old fat lesbians Eric Ross and Mikkel Solomon were the directors and put those boys on the list. Wait, the remake? Yeah, they remade it. You know how many times you have to watch the original movie to remake it? Yeah, that's nuts to remake, to be like, let's run that one back. Although Romeo and Juliet, technically, they're probably like 12. In the original story.

Maybe that was when you back then, dude, Shakespeare times, that's when you'd have a baby. Yeah, you'd have a baby. No, that's life expectancy of like 25. So, yeah, no, that's true. I'm going to put that on them. It is weird, though, that every every. I'm gonna put that on them. It is weird though that every Every like a lot of women shows are centered around high school romance It's true. Yeah, so that was that was that showing HBO now was in Doria

Yeah before you but even before that all those like soapy WB things. They're all like high school Things are like a lot of like adult women would watch And it just it's like high schoolers like making out and simulating sex scenes. Well, that was like that movie it follows It's about high school kids. Do you see it? I love that movie. It was pretty sick. Yeah, so fucking a horror movie about an SCD Yeah, I'll tell you what get me gets me going stranger things Shows hot as hell. Yeah, It Follows is pretty wild though. It's actually, it's the first time I was scared in a movie in a long time.

Yeah. Really? It was creepy. That's the one where the, you've seen It Follows. I've never seen it. There's a scene where the thing that It Follows just turns into Pedro. Looks exactly like Pedro Salinas. Really?

It's so fucking funny. No, I've never seen that. Oh, it was me and Beezer. Okay. I love that fucking was that a Stephen King No, they're gonna be it True. No, he did a new movie. Oh, you did a new show is on HBO like five years ago. Yeah, that was a But a guy who's like yes place into places kind of like the stranger or something the outsider. Yeah Yeah, we was the outsider. That's what it was. It was great. The outsider. Yeah. We're at an hour.

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