Mike Birbiglia's Working It Out - 83. Chris Gethard: Don’t Think Twice About Being Naked
Episode Date: October 17, 2022Mike has seen Chris Gethard naked. So has the cast and crew of Mike’s film Don’t Think Twice. Chris shares his memories of being nude on set, as well as why he was reluctant to return to the world... of improv for the movie. The two longtime friends tell stories about touring together and brainstorming their respective projects simultaneously: Don’t Think Twice and Chris’s solo HBO special Career Suicide.Please consider donating to the Natural Resources Defense Council
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I'm going to bring up two things about Don't Think Twice.
One of them is that you're completely naked in the footage in the movie that we filmed,
which means you're completely naked on the day.
Dude, speaking of the naked footage, did I ever tell you,
I was once at a concert, a punk rock concert in Bushwick.
This girl came up to me and she's like, hey, I don't know you.
I'm like, all right, this is interesting.
But you know, weirdos like to talk to me.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
How are you?
She's like, I'm good. She's like, I was just at a test screening for a movie you were in i was like
you saw it you saw the cut she's like yeah and i'm like how wasn't she's like it's really good movie
and i was like but and she's like how come they showed like full penis 90 seconds in and i was
like they showed it she's like yeah and then I remember telling you that you were like yeah that's been like pretty consistent from audiences yeah why is
like the third scene of this movie a like full screen yeah so we took your penis out of the
movie because the audiences were too shocked by it welcome back to working Out. That is the voice of Chris Gethard. Oh, man, we got a big one today.
We got a big fish, Chris Gethard.
You might know from Don't Think Twice
or his own HBO special, Career Suicide.
He is a beast of comedy.
He's one of my good friends.
If you don't know by now,
I got to tell you,
the most exciting news in my life is that my show, The Old Man in
the Pool, that I've been working on here with you on the podcast for two and a half years,
83 episodes, is going to Broadway. It's the best case scenario. It's unbelievable.
We're starting October 28th at the Vivian Beaumont Theater, which is at Lincoln Center.
It is so, so cool.
Go to mikeberbigliabroadway.com.
There are tickets that are $48.
It's like 39 plus fees or something like that.
Keep in mind, you have to fish a little bit for them.
You could just move around.
Some of the tickets are crazy expensive,
and then some of them are the $48 tickets.
The good news is all the seats are great in the theater.
I've been there.
It is gorgeous.
It is a marvel.
My conversation today with Chris Gathard is so cool
because we talk a lot on the podcast about process, right?
And he and I have this really unique process intersection,
which is like 2014, 15,
I asked him to come on the Thank God for Jokes tour.
And he comes on tour.
We spend like tons of hours on the bus together.
He was starting to write the show Career Suicide.
I helped him with that a bit.
I was writing the screenplay for Don't Think Twice.
He helped me write that a little bit.
There's a lot of cross-pollination.
And we've just had a lot of
things over the years where we've
worked together so much that
we're almost like brothers. No offense
to Joey Bag of Donuts, who, if
you haven't listened to that episode, that is a really fun
episode, too. But I love
this episode we did today with Chris Gathered. It's so honest. There's a lot of turns in it. There's a lot of
dramatic turns in it. If you like Chris, you might enjoy his special career suicide on HBO.
You might enjoy his podcast, which is called Beautiful Anonymous. It's fantastic.
And enjoy my conversation with the great Chris Gethard.
When I opened for you in 2014, one of the greatest things I learned, I mean, there was a lot of joke writing and there was a lot of like craft stuff that was very valuable, but also just kind of how to be a functioning professional. I learned a lot.
Cause I was already,
I had already been doing the UCB thing for years. Like I was already pretty established at where I was,
but I remember you were like,
if you want to come open for me,
let me know.
I was like,
I will learn a lot about how it works outside of New York,
outside of like the hipster bubble,
the alt comedy bubble.
That was a very unique tour because it was my Thank God for Jokes tour, 2014.
And I was working on Thank God for Jokes
and I was writing the movie Don't Think Twice
that you ended up being one of the stars of.
Yeah.
And you were writing Career Suicide,
which was not called Career Suicide at the time.
No.
And so I was,
you were helping me work through my Don't Think Twice movie
and I was helping you work through Career Suicide.
And it was like a very symbiotic,
it was like one of the more productive times I've had work-wise.
We were on a tour bus, and we were working all the time.
Here's the thing, like Des Moines, we found stuff to do.
Iowa City, these are great towns.
The idea that the Midwest is flyover country,
no, it's not.
We found things to do.
The drives between them, there's nothing to do.
There's just not much there.
There's nothing to do except talk about it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't have done Career Suisse.
I remember being on a tour bus, and I talked about depression stuff on my old public access show.
I would mention it on stage and stand up in a more cursory fashion.
And I'll never forget, like we just, whatever was
going on in my life, 2013 and 14, like you knew about, you knew as much as my shrink did. Like
we just had nothing to do except talk to each other. And sometimes it would be like Greg would
be there or Joe would be there. But a lot of times it was just you and I. And I remember one of those
times you were like, what's the, like, what's the realist it ever got with the depression?
And I told you it's in career suicide story about a time that I crashed a car on purpose.
And I think you were probably, there were less than 10 people in my life who knew that story
at that point. And you just like took it in and it's hard for me to tell that story.
And you just were like, buddy, that's hilarious. You got to tell that one.
that story and you just were like, buddy, that's hilarious. You got to tell that one.
I was like, absolutely not, man. It's the darkest thing ever. It's like the worst.
I can point to the individual worst moment of my life. You're like, just come try it at Union Hall. I got the Monday night shows. You try it in my audience. They'll be nice and it'll work.
And I would always, there were times where you're one of those people
where sometimes I would have an opinion and I'd dig in my heels.
I'm like, it'll never work.
And then you're always correct about it.
And I'm like, ah, now, because now I have to do it.
So I wouldn't have done career suicide without you, no way.
And then conversely, I remember also on those bus rides,
sometimes I'd be like, so when you were on the Friday night show at UCB
and people started getting cast on this and that,
how did that feel?
And I was like, why are you asking?
And then eventually it was like, I'm writing a movie.
I was like, got it, got it, got it.
There's a lot of Chris Gethard DNA that is in Don't Think Twice.
That, I think, is a little bit of an
overrated dialogue. There's truth to that.
There's a couple lines in there
that I think...
I won't say which one. There's one line in particular
that's pretty close to a real-life example
I gave you, but it was also the story...
Which one? You can say it.
Well, I don't want to blow up somebody else's,
but people will immediately figure out.
Someone who got hired for SNL
did...
I guest wrote there in 2007 for two weeks.
They tell you this is not a tryout slot.
But a lot of people get these guests
like Julio Torres was a writer on my TV.
He left for his guest writer.
He got hired.
He became a full-time writer for SNL.
It's not a tryout, but a lot of the people who get hired,
they do have this first.
They take the pressure off by telling you it's not a tryout, but a lot of the people who get hired, they do have this first. Yeah. So they take the pressure off
by telling you it's not a tryout,
but also if it goes great,
I think it can reflect well.
I had that 2007, two weeks,
I wrote there,
Shia LaBeouf and Scarlett Johansson
were the hosts,
got a sketch to dress rehearsal,
felt pretty good,
didn't get hired,
screwed my whole head up
to get that close.
I mean, that show,
how many New York comedians
do we know whose brains got scrambled coming close to SNL?
And then about a year to two years later,
a friend of mine got hired for some capacity on the show.
And I was so happy.
And it had been flirted with.
And then there was the writer's strike that got in the way of it.
And I remember saying, like, I'm so psyched for you.
This is awesome.
And he basically, he was like, yeah, I mean,
I hate to say it, it's super grim,
but there were stretches where I was like,
if they don't just tell me if I have the job or not,
I'm just going to kill myself.
And I didn't say it.
I mean, in the movie, it is expressed like,
oh, it's exactly what happened to me.
I didn't get it.
You're telling me you would have killed yourself
if you were me a year and a half ago.
But New York comedy was kind of totally upended i think a lot of it because of the explosion of alt comedy from the luna lounge to the ucb in particular
to this pipeline to snl there was just this stretch of new york where it went from like
everybody's hanging out and friends like oh, oh, now people are getting commercials.
Right.
To like, oh, now it's not just commercials.
Now it's like, you know, I remember like,
I remember-
So you're talking about the competition
in Don't Think Twice being like a real thing
that you witnessed a lot.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's the story of New York comedy
in the 2000s and 2010s in a way.
It is.
No, it absolutely is.
But it's also like it's every you know who
comes up to me a lot is bands right people will be like my band in denver blew up but then you
know who's mad every other band in denver right it's like bruce springsteen bruce springsteen's
doing that like how south side johnny and the asbury jukes feeling right now you know like
that's kind of the story of it but yeah i mean the whole rafifi i remember like remember when when when aziz got cast as randy and funny people i remember there were like
some old school new york alt comedians who'd be like he skipped the line and it's like you sound
so cooked i'm always in my head cautionary tale about i remember those conversations i'm like you
sound cooked and you don't even know it it's's funny. You sound done. When Melanie and I used to tour,
we used to always reference this documentary
that they made about Boston comedy.
It's called When Stand-Up Stood Out.
It's so good.
I highly recommend it to the listeners.
And there's this great moment
where Stephen Wright gets The Tonight Show.
And this is the 80s when The Tonight Show meant like stardom.
Obscurity to stardom and and supposedly
there's some story where this boston comic just goes like it's not your turn and so and so melania
that would always reference that until we go it's not your turn well i feel like melania's another
guy showed up and he was so good so fast
and I feel like there was a little grumble in there too
and it's like okay
you go be as talented as John
and then you can complain
I remember being young
and being wise enough
to see that for what it was
and now that I'm old
I'm in my 40s now and I see the young bucks
especially in the space I occupied it's helping me take a deep breath and be like for what it was and now that I'm old, I'm in my 40s now and I see the young bucks,
especially in the space I occupied.
It's helping me take a deep breath and be like,
you don't get to take up the oxygen in certain rooms forever, you know?
And that's okay.
Not only that, the people who do have the meteoric rise
have to suffer the experience of the meteoric rise.
And that's what these comedians experience.
If you go up way too fast, you come down way too fast.
Like, it's hard.
It's not, I mean, these people who have, like,
meteoric rises, it's a lot to reckon with.
And I also know, like, having been at UCB starting in 2000,
when Andy Daly and Donna Fineglass got cast on Mad TV,
they shut down the theater and had a party.
And then it became what it was.
You know what I mean?
They threw a party because someone got a job.
And then it became just this person, that person, this person.
I'm like, I've seen a lot of people go on to great success.
I've had some measure of success myself.
And I'm always proud because I've remained
level-headed enough to be like I've seen people I've seen people get their heads really messed
up by it and I feel lucky because I've kind of seen it from a million different angles
and uh managed to relatively land on my feet um except for this beard yeah it's real this beard is very Orson Welles
sort of like troubled
troubled beard man
yeah it's been a weird couple years Mike
you know that
I was telling you right before we started I just applied to grad school
oh my god that's wild
I think I'm going to go to grad school
are you serious
dude I clicked apply today
I paid a $70 fee to apply to a grad school
for what
for social work I was going to say to a grad school today. For what?
For social work. I was going to say, psychology, social work.
Yeah.
Well, you know what it is?
And I'd love your opinion on this.
And I've talked about this publicly.
And I don't want to come off as complaining, but I'm like, I'm on stage in Edinburgh.
And like I said, some of this is ticket sales.
Some of this is problems with how it's promoted, in my opinion.
Some of it's also, though, when you're in a room and there's 20 people in the room.
There was one night where there were 17 people.
And I'm sitting here going, I've been doing comedy 22 years.
When it's less people than years, is this responsible?
And once I put the emotion of that aside, I sit here and go,
I also got a pretty sick setup in Jersey.
I love my house.
We live about 12 minutes from my son's cousins and he's an only child.
I don't want to leave Jersey.
I've been about as successful as someone can be without ever living in LA.
I had my own TV show.
I've had an HBO special.
So there's a part of me that's like,
I better be smart and have a backup
plan because I don't want
to go to LA.
Also, you tell me the past few years,
I used to occupy this
renegade space,
being an underground
weirdo, but look at me now.
I'm like a 42-year-old dad with a beard.
It's not my war to fight anymore.
Right?
Can't go be one of the rabble rousers anymore.
Right.
You're not a renegade.
You're like the father of the renegades.
I'm like, yeah.
The godfather of the renegades.
I'm at a point on the renegades family tree, but a lot of them, there's not been enough
generations down that family tree.
I don't even know if they know that.
So I'm sitting here. I'm like, what am I going to do?
Go back on public access TV and start shouting about the stuff I shouted about 12 years ago?
I don't think I have, not only do I not have as much to say in that space, but I see the
people out there who have the chip on their shoulder.
And I'm like, yeah, they should be.
Like I see Z-Way doing these interviews with celebrities and just getting them to freeze, and it makes me laugh so hard.
And I'm like, yeah, that is making me laugh.
That's reminding me what it felt like to be that guy.
But I could be that guy 12 years ago.
Me today, young father me, I'm going to go pretend that I'm still that guy.
I'm not that guy.
That's not my fight anymore.
It's funny.
Steve Martin said something.
I want to say
it was in born standing up or an interview with steve martin where he said something the effect
of like there is an edginess that you lose in comedy because you become an adult and these
things that are really edgy and high stakes you start to see them in real life happen to people.
I'm also a happier.
And then you're like, ah, this is hard.
This is hard to talk about when I know someone who's had that happen.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true too, right?
Yeah.
When you're like young and, you know.
You can be flippant when you don't know that many people who've had these five things occur to them.
Right, right.
Everybody who's like a 23-year-old guy
making a well-crafted and very funny miscarriage joke.
Like you probably aren't writing that joke when you're 33
because you probably have five couples who you know who have had them.
That's right.
It's just a reality.
Yeah.
The other thing too is like I'm a pretty happy person now.
And I mean, you've known me forever.
At that point, I'm cooked. mean, you've known me forever. At that point, I'm cooked.
Me happy?
Right, you've never been happy.
What use does that have to comedy?
You and I started at UCB Theater at the same time.
I was in a show called Little Man.
It was me and Nick Kroll and Ed Harrow, Brian Donovan, Conrad Mulcahy, Chris Fosdick.
And I'm probably leaving someone out who's going to be furious.
I don't know offhand.
I remember that Mulaney used to come watch and Jackie Novak used to come up and watch and say hi.
Like I met your whole Georgetown crew.
They were like the next generation crew.
Georgetown crew. Yeah, they were like the next generation crew.
And then you,
we used to share a slot
at the old UCB,
two UCBs, three UCBs
ago on 22nd Street.
And yours was like an old,
yours was like Billy Merritt.
It was like an old-fashioned
like... 1930s.
Yeah, it was a 1930s Depression-era
improv show. The Sunshine Gang.
Billy Merritt, who's like a legendary teacher at UCB, it was the 1930s Depression-era improv show. The Sunshine Gang. The Sunshine Gang.
Billy Merritt, who's like a legendary teacher, used to be with me, him, Chad Carter, and Brian Husky.
And legendary improviser. Great.
From The Swarm. Yeah. All three
of those guys. I was the junior member of that crew.
All three of those guys. Like, Chad was on
Respect. Husky was in
Naked Babies and Feature Feature.
Billy was on The Swarm. The premise was that
All of this means nothing to anybody.
Not to anyone.
It was, the premise was it was the 1930s.
It's like that thing where you mention a band
and people don't know the band.
You go, no, the band,
they're from blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah.
Right, I don't know that.
No, no, that was from blah, blah, blah.
They were so important to people from Providence
in 1996 to 1999.
You have to trust me.
You know, like that type of thing.
Two people who worked on the show,
Mabel Lewis and Nick Mitralakis,
recently were having a conversation
and they casually didn't know the band REM.
Not they didn't know the music.
They weren't familiar that the band existed.
And I almost like lost my mind.
I started having an existential crisis.
Not because who cares?
It's not their fault they don't know some band.
It's holy cow, these people, these bands that we, people like you and I, idolize.
And we think of as like seminal, not just to us, but to culture.
And the whole way that music went
and all the bands that came in the wake of those bands
are because of R.E.M.
And then does our whole comedy scene ever exist
without music modeling the independent model?
Of course.
Like R.E.M. is one of the big college rock bands
that built it.
Yeah.
Oh, good God.
I know.
It's a lot.
It's a lot to handle.
R.E.M.
Yeah. Anyway, it was a 1930 know. It's a lot. It's a lot to handle. R.E.M. Yeah.
Anyway, it was a 1930s government-funded arts project improv show.
Improv show.
It was pretty great.
And that's how you and I met.
We did Little Man shows.
Yeah.
And then you would do Sunshine Gang,
and then we would hang out at McManus Bar,
which is what the Don't Think Twice bar kind of is modeled after,
where the improvisers hang out afterwards. And that's where you and I were friendly. And then what's funny is, is you
and I, how we came together, and maybe this is too minute, but it's like, we were at Bonnaroo.
Yeah. At the tent.
In like 2012, 13, we were both like on the same bill or something like that, like in one of those tents in Tennessee.
And the tent is always good at the music.
The comedy tent is always good at the music festival
because generally it's one of the only air-conditioned locations.
I'm laughing in advance of your answer
because I know that this is not only,
people are thinking you're joking.
It's actually oddly true.
The comedy tent at Bonner is the best.
It's only popular because of temperature.
It's always full and it's half full
with people there to see the comedy
and half full of people who are just coming down
and they need to feel cool air on their skin.
You're staring at an audience.
I've done Bonner a bunch of times.
You're staring at an audience of people
who are either on drugs
or were on drugs.
I've been awake for 72 hours.
Yes, I've been awake for 72 hours.
And they look like they're at a cooling station
and you're just a person who's talking at it.
Yeah.
But they get into it.
Yeah.
They can get into it.
Yeah.
But I told a story there and you came up to me and you were like, dude, I haven't seen
you do much standup.
Like you're getting pretty good, man.
You're getting pretty good.
I remember sensing like, that's cool because I'd always admired you for some very specific
reasons too.
And I remember saying like, that means the world.
If you ever need anybody to open shows, keep me in mind.
It was probably a year or two later that you reached out.
I forget, we crossed paths, maybe asked Kat a couple times.
You know what's funny is when I was saying hi to you,
I've told you this before, someone had just said to me,
Chris Gethard was trashing you about something,
but I don't know what it was about.
I also don't think that that's true.
No?
No.
All right.
I can't imagine, because I mean, I'm someone who's always, my...
I'll take it out then.
Yeah, I don't.
No, no, no.
If it doesn't go anywhere, I'll take it out.
No, because you should keep it in,
because it's one of those weird things about how the comedy scene works,
because I'm not really someone who's spent much time
trashing others to my knowledge.
If I have, it's stuff that I'll generally stand by. But I remember before, like,
knew you from Little Man, always really liked everybody from Little Man, liked doing those shows.
You guys always brought an audience, which was very cool as the other half of the bill, you know?
And then I always remember it was you and then when John came
and there was a stretch where
from my perspective it looked like
you really took John under your wing too
and you were like this guy's awesome
and I'm going to make sure everybody knows it
and then you were the two who I noticed
you'd come do shows with us at UCB
you'd jump in on the Nights of Our Lives
storytelling show that I started
that's when I started as a solo performer branching away from the improv was like ass cat monologues
but really the show nights of our lives you were the guys you'd come do it and we'd all go to hang
out afterwards and you'd be like oh no we got i'm gonna i gotta go do the cellar yeah i'm gonna run
out to brooklyn or i don't know i've got this show here or there blah blah blah i gotta go up
i gotta get up early because i'm i'm starting tomorrow. And I'm like, oh, these guys can go anywhere in the city.
And I always felt that you and John were the two I looked to of that.
And I always, I made that a major goal of mine of like,
it doesn't matter if it like, great, I can have pretty much free reign at UCB.
That means I can do some stuff at Rafifi and some of the Brooklyn rooms.
That's cool.
That's cool.
But like, you guys are go into standup New York,
which back then to me felt like walking into a meat grinder.
You know what I mean?
You guys can go to the comedy cellar,
which felt like,
Oh,
those guys all make fun of us for doing improv.
I get what you mean.
Like you guys were all city.
I've always used,
that's the phrase that the old graffiti artists used to use.
Like are you on so many trains that every neighborhood sees your tag?
Oh,
that's interesting.
That's all city. I like that. All city city and i always felt like you and john were two of
the ones i knew who were all city and then whiplash i felt like that show started to bring some of the
club people that's when i started to realize like oh a guy like gary gallman or ted alexandro
they'll come out of the clubs they can swing and hit at the alt rooms too colin quinn will come
but you know what's funny is that's why I took my tour this summer
to London, Paris, and Iceland, is you want to be all world.
See, that's something to aspire to right there.
It doesn't mean you'll kill in London the way you'll kill here,
but you want to bring it there and go,
oh, that reference is actually specific to living in America.
And who needs it?
Who thinks like this, man?
Who else is thinking like this, though?
There's a few people.
Only, dude, having done with your work habits, by the way,
I don't know how much, I've seen them in action.
Yeah.
And it's like when you're in work mode, it's impressive.
And I'm a workaholic.
And unbearable.
No, it's like-
According to sources familiar with the matter.
Look, dude, I'm like, there's a reason you get to take a comedic one-man show to Broadway. You
got to work as hard as Mike Birbiglia. And I've seen it.
Oh, that's nice.
But you're also the only person I know who's like, okay, it's great that it's playing all
over America, but got to make sure it's hitting in Iceland.
You've had a thing where you've become
symbolic of a type of comedian in this kind of tribalism of comedy right now and that is not
i don't know that that's of my own doing and it's been very hard the past few years yeah it's been
fucking annoying if i'm being honest and i hate to get mad but I've been slammed by some people who seem to hold me up as the pinnacle of all weirdo stuff.
I'm like, first of all, because I'm the easiest one to make fun of.
They're not making fun of Eugene Merman.
He's on Bob's Burgers.
You know what I mean?
I don't really have much.
You don't have Bob's Burgers?
I don't have as much to fight back.
You know what I mean?
But yeah, for some reason I am
the enemy
but here's the thing that is both uplifting
and frustrating is that in New York
when that has happened
when
there have been some people who have slammed me
as like the weirdo
guy and I'm not trying to name names back
because it really
the old comedy guy their whole I'm not trying to name names back because it really... The old comedy guy, the indie comedy guy.
And they're like, their whole thing is like,
that's not comedy, this is comedy.
What's real, comedy.
Which is insane because it's like,
what's comedy is whatever makes people laugh
and connects with people.
And that's all it is.
And if you want to get cutthroat,
I remember when some of that stuff happened,
one of the people who really went out of his way to let me know he had my back
and who said some stuff to some people
was like Keith Robinson at the Cellar.
That's nice.
Who was like, why are you picking on that dude?
Right.
Do I do it?
He was like an OG Cellar comic.
Yeah, and I'm not trying to put words in Keith's mouth,
but it meant so much to me.
And he was just like, I don't do what you do.
I don't get half the shit you do,
but I've known you, you've been around New York for years
paying your rent doing this,
and I respect that.
I do feel like in New York,
that's always kind of been the barometer.
The thing that gets me is
some of the people who come after me
for my act say that it's too alt,
say that I represent the soft side.
They're the same people who say comedians should be able to say whatever they want. And if there's a market for it, let it go. But it's like, well,
if there's a market for me being emo and sensitive, why is that somehow out of bounds?
Right. And instead I just have to deal with your fans on Twitter for years. Even after people,
even after some of these people have apologized to me personally I just get tweets
and if I'm having a bad day
it'll be like
this person's fan just listened to this episode
they put on their podcast two years ago
and they've apologized to me four times
but their fans are still shitting on me
I'm like I think I might need to go to fucking grad school
I'm going to fight this hard so I can hang out with bullies who don't like me me i'm like i think i might need to go to fucking grad school man because what am i gonna fight i'm
gonna fight this hard so i can hang out with like bullies who don't like me you know that's what it
feels like on the bad days and it's a bummer it's a bummer between that and kind of outgrowing
that's the thing that's so frustrating you were we were laughing before i'm not the representative
of the alt scene anymore i'm a 42 year old white dad who lives in the of the alt scene anymore. I'm a 42-year-old white dad who lives in the suburbs.
The alt scene doesn't need me leading the charge anymore.
There's people leading the charge doing really cool shit.
There's people like Sarah Sherman now.
There's people like Patty Harrison now, Meg Scalter now.
These are people who I watch where I'm like, go.
Dude, seeing Sarah Sherman on SNL, that thing where she was messing colin and the prop got messed up and she just rolled with it i was you can imagine i was sitting there
as the guy who did like the weird live show that went from public all i ever wanted i used to sit
and think so much about like let's mess up on it's it's live tv let it be loose let the let's let
some blanks be left to fill be filled in let's like see what happens when it crumbles
and they have to watch us rebuild it
and then Sarah's up there and something goes wrong
she has this smirk on her face
I was like this is like making me happy in my soul
to see this happen on SNL
I'm like yeah those people are carrying that torch
so I'm like if you wanted to make fun of me five or six years ago
great I also have a TV show to fight back
now it just feels like
I'm like an old guy just trying to fucking pay my mortgage
and hang out with my son
leave me alone
I don't even have a platform to fight back
I wish we could name names
but I know who you're talking about
that sad thing is there's been three or four
three or four people
who have done it
I don't know why I'm't give you a pot shot.
I'm low enough on the ladder.
They're not going to come after you for being a storyteller.
You're too successful at it.
No, they used to though.
In my 20s and 30s, people used to go after me.
He's not a real comic or whatever.
But then like I feel like, yeah.
What does it mean?
But I feel like they just kind of gave up at a certain point on that criticism
but people come after you
I think it's honestly
it's tribalism
and comedy
and it's common enemy
yeah
right
so they're like
well we need an enemy
yeah
who could the enemy be
well Chris is
you know
he's different from us
and I just
the thing though
is like
they all have a big tribe
I'm like
I don't really have
I don't really have a tribe anymore.
I'm kind of a lone wolf.
I could always tell your fans when we were out on tour.
Oh, that was so funny.
I could always tell your fans from like a hundred feet away,
like Chris, one of yours is coming over.
There was one time we were in Florida.
They're all broken.
They're all like, they all like have tattoos,
like head to toe.
And they're like, they, there aren't,
a lot of them are on crutches.
Like they're just like, I don't like, there's nothing wrong with crutches
there was one night
where I remember you had said maybe a day or two
before, a lot of your fans, I can tell who they are
because they're like broken people
and then two nights later there was a one-armed guy
who came up and gave me a hug and was like
I watch every episode of your show
and I was like, not even making a joke
I'm like, you said
oh they're kind of broken people
and now there's a one-armed man.
Like it's actually literal that there is a person
with a handicap 48 hours later hugging me.
How do you make this not disparaging?
Because I'm not meaning it in a disparaged way.
No, it was a beautiful thing.
I love representing those people.
Yeah, like Gethers fans are so specifically wonderful.
They're just like, they're just, I don't even, I don't know if
broken people's the right way to describe it. Your fans are like people who, let's put it this way.
Your fans are people who definitively feel like outsiders. And they feel like they have been
scorned by a lot, by groups of people and your comedy is inviting to them and that's awesome.
So when those fans come up,
it's usually pretty awesome.
But it's also a visual.
There is some spectacle to it sometimes.
There's no demographic to it either.
There's times where it's like
there's the girl with the nose ring
and the purple hair
standing right next to
an actual grandma and granddaughter
who both listen to
Beautiful Anonymous together.
There you go.
And then, you know, it's really inspiring and beautiful and uh and beautiful anonymous has
been a runaway hit it's been huge for me it's been beautiful thank you to ira glass for featuring the
first episode so people yeah so people if people don't know beautiful anonymous is this amazing
podcast that the gether does where he literally talks to an anonymous stranger for the full episode,
essentially on the phone,
and hashes out serious issues.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Whatever it wants to be.
Sometimes it's fun and just fun and goofy.
Yeah.
But what's so amazing about the show
is that it shows, and you're not showing off,
but your prowess for improvising,
it's essentially a two-person improv scene.
And the other person doesn't realize.
And the other person doesn't realize they're in an improv scene.
It's just me listening.
What's the most unusual thing?
What's the thing to jump on and isolate?
You're finding the game in the scene.
Exactly.
It's just using those old UCB techniques on the phone.
But yeah, they all show up and it's a beautiful thing.
I love that podcast.
It's a, yeah, it's, it's funny too.
It was on this American life.
And I remember like, like five years after it happened, I saw Ira Glass at Littlefield.
I think Littlefield.
Yeah.
And I was like, all right, I just got to thank you.
Like you put my show on yours and totally saved my life in a way.
He's like, what are you talking about?
I was like, well, it got millions of listeners after that
and it still gets hundreds of thousands every week
and it's been my job for five years.
And as a comedian, especially having my first kid,
the idea that I had this gig
where I would have a two-year contract
and I knew I had money coming in two years out,
that just doesn't happen.
And it's been my job.
At this point, it's been seven years.
And he just went, I literally had no idea.
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Before we go to the slow round,
I'm going to bring up two things about Don't Think Twice.
One of them is that you're completely naked in the footage in the movie that we filmed,
which means you're completely naked on the day
in front of the whole cast.
Me and Keegan and Killian and Kate.
I remember who was there.
Yeah, yeah.
They're literally on a poster.
They're all staring at you.
Yeah, all of those people have seen me.
Yeah, we saw you totally naked.
I feel a real family bond with that whole cast.
Yeah, me too.
They're right behind me but like
i i i dare i say i love them yeah i love you all yeah same yeah that was a great stretch
that was a great stretch it was it was a very intense experience yeah we came in we did improv
workshops with liz allen together yeah you were i you were the hardest to convert
into being a fake improviser because you were a real improviser.
It's almost like you came into a movie about professional figure skating
and everyone else was an amateur and you were a professional figure skater
and you were like, fuck these people with their fake figure skating.
I also had Laird.
I was phasing out of improv at that time.
That was a couple years.
I think I stopped performing at UCB around 2012.
We shot the movie, what, 2015, 2016?
Yeah, 2015 came out in 16.
Yeah, so it was like a few years after
and I was still, you know,
UCB was becoming a little bit more how it ended in New York
which was like a little more corporate
a little bit more second city
I had stepped away
and was really making a lot of inroads
into stand up
but was never going to shake this idea
of that's a UCB guy
I can wear that with pride
having been there when it was,
but in the time it was also like, it was tough.
It was tough to kind of feel like diving backwards,
let alone the emotional side of, I mean, like there was,
there were some nights after I didn't get hired at SNL
that were very, very hard to be there.
To show up at ASCAP with all the people, you know,
with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, John Lotz, all these people.
The who's who of improv cast members
who used to play in that ASCAP show on Sunday nights.
Yeah, and I felt like, you know,
a lot of those people went to bat for me,
took a chance on me, and I didn't step up to the plate,
and that was hard to reconcile.
There was a really hard night where the,
during the writer's strike, they did a live SNL at UCB.
Oh, I remember that, yeah.
To raise money for the crew.
And I went and said hi.
And UCB had been like, we don't want anybody sneaking in.
You're going to get yelled at.
And I remember being like, hey, I just worked there.
Can I just come backstage and say hi?
And they were like, hey, you're not, we don't know why you think.
UCB could, part of what happened there was there were times
where they would just send the harshest emails.
They were like, we don't get what you, was there anything unclear about the email we spent like nobody tried
to sneak backstage i'm like i've been performing here for free for 12 years yeah can i just sneak
in and say hi to these people who might who i'm on their radar yeah there's some hard nights you
know there's some hard nights so it was i always felt bad because it took me a while i should have
just explained that to liz allen but i'll never forget there was one time she had us
doing some like organic improv warm-up which you know for people listening that means it's like a
lot of just like sound and movement like a real actory exercise about your physicality and zip
zap zap like making noises moving around at one point she's like let's pause chris i need you to
commit like 10 times harder and then when we were done she's like, let's pause. Chris, I need you to commit like 10 times harder. And then when we were done, she's like,
so do you know why I asked you that?
And I was like, yeah, because I wasn't committing at all.
She's like, oh, so you knew it?
And I was like, yeah.
She's like, why aren't you committing at all?
I'm like, because this was my whole life for over a decade.
And it feels really weird to dive back into it.
And it's not that I'm not trying to be disrespectful to you or this.
It's just, it's like, I think I said to her, like,
I feel like this used to be my most comfortable pair of shoes
and you're asking me to put them on and all I can see
is how beat up and scuffed up and fucked up they are.
Like, I'm looking, like, that's kind of how I feel.
You're like a bank robber going back for one last heist.
A little bit, a little bit.
So it was a weird emotional experience for me.
I also remember, too, the the scene um i mean spoiler for anybody who hasn't seen the film you know the
scene where my dad gets injured yes and uh i remember i don't know if you remember shooting
that oh yeah but i was like going off in a corner going like okay how am i gonna react when my dad
actually dies like when i'm standing next to in my in head, when I'm standing next to my father's coffin,
like what are the things I wish I'm going to have said to him?
Should I be saying them right now?
Made myself start crying.
Tammy Sager actually stepped in.
They went to call lunch.
The first AD went to call lunch.
Tammy ran up to you and was like,
you cannot ask him to go eat a fucking sandwich
and then come back and do this again.
Like you're not going to get the same thing.
And also look,
I was like a blubbering mess.
And I remember after Judd Apatow saw the movie,
he complimented, he was like,
oh, dude, you really acted your ass off in that.
And he's like, that scene where you were crying,
it looked like you were really crying.
And I'm like, yeah, Judd, I was off thinking about
what's my dad's death going to be like,
and this and that, blah, blah, blah.
And I went off in a corner and was just dwelling on it
until I had a breakdown.
And he's just like, you can also give you eye drops for that next time.
Oh my God, that's so good.
I was like, what?
He's like, yeah, there are these eye drops that are kind of like intentionally irritating.
It might even be like just like a puff of air or something.
They put it in your eye, you start crying.
You just shoot it right after that next time.
You don't have to do all that next time.
I was like, oh my God.
But the way you gave me notes in that movie too i've joked with you forever about it too so
i could always tell when i was failing because you were you knew me so well and you knew how
fucking fragile i am as a as a person and you'd come up to me like so uh like it would be a big
group scene with everybody and you'd just like come over to me and you'd be like i'm talking for
a second we'd be off the side you'd be like it would really help me if you could like do that
like you know like told and you'd say say something that was totally different than what I did.
Oh, I totally fucked that scene up.
And Mike's being real nice about it right now.
Everybody else was nailing it.
And you were just so kind about giving me those adjustments.
Oh, man.
Which was really funny.
Do you also know, there's like a running thing on Reddit in particular
of people.
It's come up every few years, I've noticed,
where there's people who were at the tapings of the improv sessions.
Oh, really?
Who will talk about Don't Think Twice.
Really?
And specifically what it was like for them to be watching the improvised sessions.
And a lot of people have cited a story.
I've seen it come up a few times where I improvised that line, I think.
I think it was,
I don't want to take credit
if it wasn't.
No, no, please.
Opening Keegan's
character's casket
and I go,
oh, it's just his headshots
in there.
Oh my God,
that's so funny.
And you apparently
called cut
and ran across the scene
because we had already
shot everything
in my direction.
Yeah, we're going to
shoot that.
We're going to get
a cutaway of that.
Why can't you say
shit like that
when the cameras are actually pointed at you, man?
Okay, so this is going to be a slow round.
What nicknames have you been given in your life, good or bad?
The one that tormented me the most as a child was Mega Head.
Mega Head?
Because of the size of my forehead, yeah.
I don't think of you as having a big head, but you have a big forehead, I guess?
Yeah.
Well, the thing you have to keep in mind is I'm 42 now.
Okay.
And everyone thinks I'm balding, and I am.
But I've always had this.
Like I had this when I was 13.
My grandfather had this.
I've always had this widow's peak.
So this looks like middle-aged balding,
but I had this when I was 13, just less.
Like, yeah, you're receiving hairline.
Yeah, but it's not receiving as much as people think.
Like it started so poorly.
Yeah, mega head.
A lot of them were about my size of my head.
When TurboGrafx-16 came out, the video game system,
it was Bonk, because they're Mario.
Oh, yeah, Bonk.
Head Headly was a brief one.
Head Headly.
Mine was Big.
Patrice O'Neill used to call me Big Headlia.
Big Headlia.
Yeah, yeah, because I had a big head.
That got a lot in common.
And then, yeah, I mean, and then obviously Get Hard.
Yeah, yeah.
They didn't have to walk too far.
They didn't really.
Get Hard is literally how your name is spelled.
Yeah, phonetically.
I mean, you're a walking childhood insult.
Just a fucking target.
I might as well have just been born as a target.
You had to be a comedian.
We had no choice.
And I was also born with a crazy joint condition.
Oh, gosh, yes.
You've never noticed that?
No, no, we've talked about this.
I mean, you've seen footage.
Dude, speaking of the naked footage,
did I ever tell you, I was once at a concert,
a punk rock concert in Bushwick.
This girl came up to me, and she's like, don't know you i'm like all right this is interesting
but you know weirdos like to talk to me i'm like oh that's cool how are you she's like i'm good
she's like i was just at a test screening for a movie you were in and i was like the improv movie
she's like yeah she's the first person i hadn't touched base with you or greg or anybody i was
like you saw it you saw the cut she saw the cut. She's like, yeah.
And I'm like, how was it?
She's like, it was a really good movie.
And I was like, but?
And she's like, how come they showed like full penis 90 seconds in?
And I was like, they showed it?
And she's like, yeah.
And then I remember telling you that and you were like, yeah,
that's been like pretty consistent from audiences.
That like audiences are like, why is like the third scene of this movie
a like full screen image?
Yeah, so we took your penis out of the movie
because the audiences were too shocked by it.
What can I say, baby?
What can I say?
We shouldn't detest audiences.
Well, because the joke of it was
it was based on a friend of mine from years ago
who would kind of always be looking for what's the
most shocking way. And how do you
shock improvisers? There's nothing that shocks us,
right? There's comedians. How do you
even shock us? And sometimes he would
just show up naked to something.
And it was funny. It was like,
this is absurd.
And I was like,
oh, that's sort of a fun character-defining
thing about Gethard's character.
He walks in naked.
And so we shot it fully naked.
You're completely naked.
And then you agreed to do it.
It was so nice of you.
Dude, having to go off into a little room with the makeup person.
And she was like, yeah, we can't have glare.
Just like they put powder on your face.
No, no.
Powder on my fucking gooch no way
really lifting up my penis getting powered and i was like really she's like i've done it before
don't worry like everybody's a pro no so it was powder it was like it was like penis makeup dude
i'm so pale is it penis powder or penis makeup i think it was regular makeup that's still applied
to a penis i don't think there's any specific makeup right but it was regular makeup that's still applied to a penis. I don't think there was penis-specific makeup.
Right, but it was makeup.
It wasn't just powder.
No, it was mostly powder.
Okay.
From what I remember, it was mostly powder.
Okay.
It was powder, and then I think she, if I'm being totally graphic,
powder, and then she also wanted to do, like, a pube check.
Oh, my God.
Just to make sure everything was... Like, in order?
Like, it wasn't gangly and out of control?
Just not looking completely fucking nuts.
Yeah, exactly.
Like she just wanted to make sure I had done right
and like done some manscaping before I got there,
which I had, which I had.
Yeah.
Hair and makeup.
We would do those test screens.
At the end of the day, it's hair and makeup.
Yeah, it's hair and makeup.
We did test screenings for that movie.
And as you know, people saw your penis.
But the biggest comment early on
that we we guided around was um uh these two women go uh we don't like it and we go why don't you
why don't you like it uh they're losers and so to this day ir Ira Glass and I will always say, they're losers.
Yeah.
Because it's like, but then, so then what we did was we went back in the edit and we created this scene where your character says, and it gets quoted a lot,
your 20s are about hope and your 30s are about realizing how dumb it was to hope.
And so it's the characters saying it themselves
so that the audience goes,
oh, okay, they're understanding the plight that they're in.
And it's that feeling.
And I think that line, that was a written line.
I take no credit on that line.
But the thing about it that I think hits people so much
is it tells everybody else,
oh, when this one guy's moving on, the others know.
The window's closing and we might be losers.
And you know, like that's a feeling I have often felt.
I've often felt like the last guy through the door when it comes to like establishing myself.
Yeah.
Historically in our comedy scene.
And I've done a lot of cool shit along the way, but it's always felt like I'm skating by for sure.
There's something about that line that it's not just you that's relating to that.
There's a lot of people that relate to that idea.
Yeah.
Because your 20s really are about hope.
Very easy for me to say.
Very, very easy for me.
It's so easy for me to be like, yeah.
Because your 20s do feel about hope, even when they're bad.
I remember in my 20s just being like,
oh, this is terrible, but things are going to get better.
Your 20s, you spend a lot of time feeling like,
why can't I just get where I'm going already?
Yes, yes.
Which presupposes you're going somewhere.
Yes.
Then your 30s, you're like, this might be it.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, isn't that wild?
There might not be, I don't think there's another place to go.
Right, because your 40s, I i mean the odds of in entertainment of your 40s going well oh boy
it's not good yeah welcome to grad school
welcome to grad school like i'm gonna get this in case i need it because i might need it
might need it okay do might need it. Okay.
Do you remember an inauthentic version of yourself from your life?
I think historically, I had to really reconnect with a lot of my friends who I grew up with.
Yeah.
Because I think when I started going for comedy, I threw myself in 100%. Yeah.
And really disconnected.
And I remember when I moved back to New Jersey a couple of years ago,
even before that, I'd reach out to people and people were always like, dude, it's cool. You're
going for what you're going for. But in my head, I was always like, man, I'm out here trying to
prove everybody wrong on behalf of me and the other weird kids from high school yeah and then I realized I reconnected with all them 10-15 years later and they were all like no it's like cool
you've done like yeah we got to see you in the office that's awesome but like we all moved on
and we have our own lives right our own victories and our own thing they didn't want to connect as
much like I had this dialogue in my head that I was somehow like representing all the kids I grew up with, but in a way that was very unfair to them because they weren't asking me to do that.
Yeah.
And it's that thing that I think a lot of artists learn of like I sit here going, I'm going to prove everybody wrong.
And that's a very dissatisfying way to approach an artistic career.
Because what happens is you accomplish things and you sit here and go, it hasn't put out that fire.
Why not?
Yeah.
accomplish things and you sit here and go, it hasn't put out that fire. Why not? I thought if I ever got a job like X, Y, and Z, like I had Comedy Central half hour. That didn't put out
that feeling. I had an HBO special. That didn't put out that feeling. I had my own TV show. That
didn't put out that feeling. You go, why not? Because this idea, I'm going to prove everybody
wrong. Nobody's out here thinking about me. There's nobody I need to prove wrong. There's
nobody particularly against me.
The bullies from my neighborhood when I was 13, 14 years old,
they got their own kids now.
They're either shitty people or they grew out of it
and they're good people now.
They haven't thought about me in 10 years
and I'm thinking about them still.
I love that.
The thing that bummed me out about it was
there were people who I didn't talk to for years where my head, and I can name my friend,
Jamie, my friend, Carson, these kids who were like the other weird kids. And we all would go
hang out in Carson's, my friend, Mark. He lives in Baltimore now. I stay with him when I tour in
Baltimore. Oh yeah. We all hang out in Carson's basement. He's got a drum set down there and
they're all in bands. And I'm the funny guy. In my mind, I'm like, we're the weirdos and there's the cool kids.
And they don't think people like me succeed.
I come from a certain neighborhood in town.
My family didn't have money.
I see the rich kids, all these things.
And in my mind, I'm going, all these guys are going to be so proud of me.
They're going to be like, fuck yeah, he's out there.
And everything he accomplishes represents us.
And I realized all I did was just cost myself a year.
I should have just been in better touch.
Oh, wow.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They were living lives and having their kids and slowing down.
You were out there trying to prove them wrong.
Meanwhile, they were sort of figuring out their own sort of right and wrong
with their own lives.
The bullies didn't care.
And the sad part is the kids who I felt like I was like out here
and I'm like, I'm going to be the fucking champion.
They didn't care either
because it's not how real life works.
Me getting to play a men's rights activist
on Parks and Rec doesn't mean my fucking friend Mark
from high school is like throwing his fist up
like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club.
Can you think of a moment in your life
where in hindsight it changed the trajectory of your life
but at the time you didn't realize it? I had a teacher in high school. The hindsight it changed the trajectory of your life but at the
time you didn't realize it i had a teacher in high school the way it all started for me i had a
teacher in high school pull me aside she was an english teacher she was younger she was like take
my drama class next year i was like i don't think that's for me she's like just trust me and she did
all improv games um and it made me obsessed with trying to find my way into comedy.
I mean, I was, you know, back in the 90s, I was like VHS taping Whose Line Is It Anyway?
And like lived close enough into the city.
Sometimes I'd like take the train and sneak in and my parents wouldn't know.
Like a lot of kids would do that and they'd go finding underage bars.
I was finding improv shows to go watch, you know.
But you know what I realized?
It's like, I was just kind of a wise ass.
Yeah.
And she was noticing that.
And like, I was just kind of like an angry kid in high school trying to say stuff to be funny and be a wise ass.
Largely because my older brother was pretty brutally bullied.
So I was always trying to just like chase people away and be funny.
Just to kind of, you know, it's a weapon. It's don't mess with me. I'm funnier than you are. That's a reason to
not mess with me. She noticed it and was like, this might actually be talent. So I certainly
can look back to her saying, take my class as a moment that changed my life. It's more realizing
me being a wise ass beforehand was a cry for help. And I had no idea that someone was
actually hearing it. She actually heard it. I had, she's like probably the only good teacher I would
point to. There were other good teachers in my school. The only one who had a very positive
hands-on effect on my life. It's just this one woman, Melissa Blevins. She still teaches in New
Jersey. She's great. And yeah, just the idea that someone was like, this kid is not just like
a wise ass. He's not just a punk. There's talent here. I had no idea anybody was even realizing it
was a cry for help, let alone answering it. What's the best piece of advice that you've
been given that you used? Oh, I'm kind of in the process of betraying it,
but I remember my shrink when I started with her in 2007.
I had a lot of stuff going on.
I had been out of therapy for a few years.
One of the big things that was happening to me,
it was the don't think twice era of my life.
I was on an improv team with my two best friends in improv.
Bobby Moynihan, he gets SNL. Zach Woods gets The Office. I was on an improv team with my two best friends in improv.
Bobby Moynihan, he gets SNL, Zach Woods gets The Office. And then like people who I'd been teaching in class,
like Aubrey Plaza, I taught her in her level three class.
She moves up to Parks and Rec.
Wow.
So happy for all of them, but also stressing so hard.
And Alana and Abby did Broad City.
They had been students of mine.
They gave me a part on that show, which was so nice of them.
But my shrink was hearing all this and seeing me just like feeling this weight.
And she told me, she said, give yourself no other option.
And I asked her what she meant.
She was just like, basically stop accepting money for anything
that's not the things you wish they were.
If it's not acting or writing or performing comedy, no more money for teaching improv classes.
No more freelance magazine writing, which I used to do a bunch of back then.
She's like, stop it.
I was like, it's how I pay my rent.
And she was just like, look, the thing that's killing you isn't that it's
not happening is that you don't know so give yourself no other option So here's some things I wrote down.
I was waiting in line at a coffee shop, and I was sixth in line.
And I noticed that the woman who was fourth in line got really focused on her phone.
And I thought, oh no, the area in front of her between her and
the third person in line is getting bigger. And it feels like she's not even in line,
which means I'm not in line. And the guy behind her looks on his phone. So now we're like a
triplet of people who actually aren't in line anymore. And then some new people walked in the cafe
and they went straight in front of the line
because they didn't think there was a line
and they were right.
And now I'm in a line to nowhere.
You're in a line to nowhere.
You're in a line to that woman's phone.
That's the funny angle.
I'm in a line to nowhere.
I'm in a line to that woman's phone.
Like imagine if you were in a conga line at a wedding that's
split in half and someone
just led you out of the wedding
to a funeral.
You can't
just stop the line. Lines go places.
You can't lead the line
someplace else.
Now I'm just in a line to be
in. This line doesn't, the only
reason to get in the line is it ends in the thing you want. Yeah, yeah. You now have me in a line to be in. This line doesn't. The only reason to get in the line is it ends in the thing you want.
Yeah, yeah.
You now have me in a line.
I'm in a line.
She might as well be facing a brick fucking wall, right?
I'm in a line to nothing.
You just joined a line because there's a line.
That's really funny.
That's great.
Is your notebook like this where if someone found it, they'd call the police?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Are you kidding me?
I'm thinking of one of like thinking about how to describe the early days of in the first six months of being a parent.
Those early days, it's like my wife is just like, I remember she he was probably four months old.
And she was like, I know you don't drink coffee, but if you could just learn how to work the coffee maker,
just make me coffee.
Can you just make me coffee?
Like I don't have time to make fucking coffee.
Can you make the coffee?
And the first time I tried,
I broke the coffee machine.
Oh my God, no.
And I was just like,
oh, I should just kill myself.
I'm useless.
She's got this like silent communication system with this child
who calms when he hears her voice
and knows when she's around and I'm literally
a pool of spreading coffee on our couch
me being like
first time I tried to use it I broke it
I broke it
this might dovetail into it
because I have a joke that I probably won't use
but I think it's sort of funny
I was watching this YouTube how-to video on how to use an outdoor grill,
and the music sounded like porn music in the video.
So I started fucking the grill, and now my penis has grill marks
and my balls are lightly toasted.
But it's in that same universe of like you probably ended up
on the how-to use the coffee maker video space.
But sometimes you have that with jokes.
You write jokes.
You go, I'm never going to do that on stage.
I mean, I might do it on – I shouldn't say that.
I might do it on stage at the Comedy Cellar or like a fun one-off.
It's not going to be in your show.
It's not going to be in the full show.
I've learned that from you too.
It's just totally not fitting with what I do.
Is there something funny too? I don't know exactly what it would be. It's like,
and then I'm fucking the grill. The next thing I know, we're grownups saying this. Yeah. Grownup adults speaking into microphones saying, so what if it's, I'm fucking the grill.
But if you're, but if you're, then you're like, um, we have kids. kids and then if you and then the next thing i know
a charcoal grill is licking my balls which is of course the grill stepmom that's the girl step
i got the gas grill the newer model the charcoal grill is like the stepmom gosh that's fantastic
the difference between that's so funny for a guy in his forties. You know, it's really, I like about what you're saying for a guy in his forties, the difference between pornography and a video about a girl.
So close. They're not that far apart. They're kind of hitting the same dopamine buttons for me at
this point. Like, Oh, that girl looks fucking awesome. And that woman is that she's related
or not. Are they related or not? Those two women. i can't tell those videos they give me similar pleasure we do one final thing which is working it out for a
cause which is i donate to an organization that you think is doing a particularly good job right
now or needs help and then we just shine a light on them.
We link to them in the show notes and then people can contribute if they want.
I wanted to shout out, my wife is a very, very passionate environmentalist.
And it has made me really open my eyes.
And she's a huge supporter of an organization called the NRDC.
Oh yes, fantastic.
Natural Resources Defense Council, I believe. opened my eyes and she's a huge supporter of an organization called the NRDC. Oh yes, fantastic.
Natural Resources Defense Council, I believe. And she's done tons of research and we donate to them every year because they seem to really put their money towards actual action and things
that count. And I love to mention them. I always give to them, I do a lot of their shows. They've put on some fundraisers.
And I can actually explain a little bit of what they do too.
If you look at the Flint water crisis and things like that,
they're a legal counsel.
They're often representing people who wouldn't be able to afford
to be represented in cases like that.
And we really need those people.
Yeah, yeah.
We need organizations like that.
And I certainly, there's a lot of, you know,
the on-brand one for me would be a mental health one,
but I want to shout out the environment
because I think it's all these things tied together.
And also I think it will make my wife very happy.
Yes.
This is for Hallie.
And this is for Chris Gethard.
This is NRDC.
And thanks for coming, Chris.
This is a blast.
Yeah.
It's always so fun to talk to you.
Oh, it's been too long.
It's been too long.
Working it out because it's not done.
It's been too long.
That's going to do it for another episode of Working It Out.
You know, I love Chris Gathard.
I think you can tell.
He's just a fantastic, fantastic comedian, improviser, writer, actor.
Thanks for joining us again on Working It Out our producers are myself along with Joseph Birbiglia
and Peter Salamone, associate producer Mabel Lewis
consulting producer Seth Barish, assistant producers Gary Simons
and Lucy Jones, video recording by Chuck
Staten, sound mix by Ben Cruz
supervising engineer Kate Polinski
my consigliere is Mike Berkowitz.
Special thanks to Marissa Hurwitz, Josh Upfall.
And of course, my wife, the poet, J. Hope Stein.
Her book is called Little Astronaut, a book of poems.
It's beautiful.
And of course, my daughter, Una,
who created the original radio fort made of pillows.
Thanks most of all to you who are listening. Tell your friends, tell your enemies.
You know, you might not have enemies per se,
but I imagine sometimes you're walking down the street
and the person in front of you is walking very slowly
and you're like a fast walker like me
because you used to walk to school as a kid.
And you want to say like,
excuse me, like, why are you walking so
slow? And also like sort of getting in my way, like as I'm trying to pass you, you're kind of
drifting in front of me. Like that's what you might want to say. So here's what I, here's what
I'd pitch. I'd pitch, excuse me, I was just admiring the way that you walk.
And then I was thinking, one way to think about comedy in a whole new way
would be to listen to Mike Birbiglia's work on that podcast.
And then they're like, yeah, oh, really? Yeah?
And you're like, yeah, I think you'd really like it.
Hey, do you think of yourself as a slow walker or a fast walker?
This is a terrible idea.
We're working it out.
We'll see you next time, everybody.