Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 022: Bonus Episode: MindPump Confessions

Episode Date: February 10, 2015

Sal puts Adam and Justin on the spot, goading them to reveal embarrassing things they have done to other people in the gym and elsewhere. In this episode you will hear their cringe-inducing confession...s.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, here's the deal though, okay? You don't get to decide if this episode plays, because you got to think about yours or you're gonna shit. Him and I have the final say in this episode. Alright. If you wanna pump your body and expand your mind, please only one place to go. Mind, mind, pop with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Alright, welcome back to Mind Pomp.
Starting point is 00:00:24 We're gonna call this bonus episode Confessions. Who the fuck you with? Huh? Who the fuck you with? Who you with? Who you with? Oh yeah, Adam Schaefer. Justin Andrews and myself. Salami, just to blow on you.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I've been given, yeah, I've been given Zal shit because, you know, what if somebody, this is their first time listening to this episode? This may be our 30 something or whatever it is, episode by time this airs what are that but. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people do that. Those are just the listen to that first one. They do.
Starting point is 00:00:50 That's right. The reason why. Do we all really sound similar? I don't think we do. Well, if you're your first episode, how the fuck do you know who's who talking? Wait, Adam go like this. You know, you know how you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:01:00 Adam breathing hard. Adam breathing hard. I'm the heavy breathing. Adam breathing really hard. I got a really monotone Just sounds like Jeff Spacoli from fast times a Ridge mod I sound like a fucking know it all that was no much. You said a little bit like Kermit. Yeah, I do have only that burn No, that's so offensive to me. Yes, I sound like Kermit's bad ass That was way too good
Starting point is 00:01:29 All right, so I'm gonna start I'm gonna start with the confession. Yes, start to start start to step a So this is a horrible. This is a horrible story. I hate this Where we going? Are we gonna know what we're going right now? What are we doing? Well? Yeah? This is a horrible. No, I'm gonna tell you this story It's a confession that I have this horrible's a horrible thing that I did when I ran that's what this podcast is gonna be about. Yeah, why not? This is terrible idea.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Like, confet, like taxi cab confessions? Well, I don't know, let me go and then you come up and we pretend that we're your priest. Yeah, I'm talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Let me hear you where this is. All right, see you on. Until this day, every time I think of this,
Starting point is 00:02:02 it's just so, uh, makes me feel so horrible. So, okay, I don't know if you guys remember, but we used to give away T-shirt sometimes when people buy memberships at the gym. Remember when they get, we give away like, it would happen all the time. Anyway, this big lady comes in, and she was pretty massive. She was like, you know, I don't know, 400 pounds.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I sold her a membership. And all she kept fucking talking about was her free T-shirt, which was kinda irritating me to begin with, right? You're here to work out. All you want is your free t-shirt. Fine. I'm all out of double XL t-shirts because they're pretty big. We laughing about just...
Starting point is 00:02:31 I'm not. I feel like I know where this is going. So, so this is so. So, we were all out of double XL. So I'm like, come back next week. And if we have some, I'll give you one. Well, this fucking lady, this bitch comes in every week. First of all, she never worked out, but she came in every week asking about her pre-t shirt.
Starting point is 00:02:51 She would walk in and her work clothes up to the front desk and be like, can I talk to the manager? I would come up, where's my free t shirt? Sorry, all we have are mediums of large. We don't have any ex-els, a double ex-els, maybe next week. Triple ex-els. Yeah, so this went on for like five weeks. Finally, one day she, so it got to the point
Starting point is 00:03:09 when she would come to the gym, I'd like hide because I don't want to deal with her. So she comes in one day, she goes up the front, I'm like, oh, fuck, there she is again. So I go up there, I'm like, yes, you know, how can I help you? Where's my t-shirt that you promised me? It's been five weeks, just all bitching me out.
Starting point is 00:03:23 So she said, let me, I don't have any more double X-cell, she's like, well, why don't you just go look? So I'm like, this motherfucker, so am I all right? So I walked back to my office where I had the big box of t-shirts, right? Now, we used to have phones on our desks, and on these phones, there's a little button you can hit that all you gotta do is hit it and it's intercom.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It's in the whole gym. So whatever you say into the phone, the whole gym can So whatever you say into the phone The whole gym can hear right so I knock this button. I don't even realize it right and I'm talking under my breath as I'm looking through this box Please fucking in this out swore to God, okay, so I knock it and I'm going through the shirt And I'm cussing like kind of under my breath like you fucking bitch You know you fucking work out. Why don't you come like you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you two mediums you could fucking so them together. This is exactly what I said You could take two mediums and so them together. I look up because I have like half like half windows
Starting point is 00:04:13 You know half wall and then window right so people can look at I look up and I see the operations manager And she's doing this hand motion to me like pointing up to the to the ceiling And it looked down at me and I was like, flapping your arms and I'm like, oh god bro. Bro, the whole choke move, like that. Bro, the whole staff was looking at me. I looked down at the phone, the fucking red light was blinking. I'm like, oh shit, I hang it up real quick and I sit down on the floor, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I didn't even sit on the floor, bro. So she can't see my head. And I sit there and I literally, this is what goes from my head. I literally think to myself, I'm just gonna see here, it's actually leaves. Like I'm gonna see you I am, bro. So she can't see my head. And I sit there and literally, this is what goes from my head. I literally think to myself, I'm just gonna see her until she leaves. I'm just gonna see her all fucking day. I'm not gonna get up.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Finally, someone knocks on the door to the light. She's waiting for you. I'm like, oh, fuck. So I look up, I kind of peek up over the window. She's glaring at me. So I walk up there and I'm like, you know, I'm sorry, man, we don't have a double-x house. She's like, well, why don't you just
Starting point is 00:05:02 give me the two mediums, then? And she walks out. Okay. Worst thing, I've psyched the most give me the two mediums then and she walks out. Okay. Worst thing, I think the most embarrassing, horrible thing I've ever done in my life, I felt I was mortified that this woman heard me say that. And the whole gym heard me say that. Absolutely horrible.
Starting point is 00:05:16 That's terrible. That was horrible. So all right, who's next? You know what dude, I know. I know. Well here's a deal, these guys don't know this. What you guys don't know is so I'll just went to a shit And when he did a shit he got like at least a good 15 minutes to think about hey
Starting point is 00:05:32 What's a good confession that I could be that I could talk about that? Well, he has a lot of thought. Yeah, let me tell you this guy is a much bigger asshole than what he just said He's a He wanted to he wanted to share a moderately once you get a a part of it. Oh, he's just, he wanted to share moderately once, you get a little piece of it. And then here we are, Justin and myself, too. Are now, we had this whole conversation, we're like, yeah, let's take the,
Starting point is 00:05:52 you know, the next podcast in this direction. He's like, yeah, hey guys, we're gonna go here. Yeah. 180. I got to say, yeah, Justin and I thought we were gonna talk about something completely different. Bro, you know what, you know what, your sound's like to me?
Starting point is 00:06:04 It sounds like you feel guilty, because're whatever story you're about to say. Dude, it's gonna be- It's gonna be 10 times worse than that. Like, where are we supposed to- I don't know if I have a soft one like that. That's embarrassing. And I'm like, I punched a retarded killer. For what I got.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I got some pretty bad ones like that, but I don't want to confess. You don't have any more like, gem stories. It's gonna be a bad person if I don't want to share my bad stories. You don't have any gem stories Jim's story a bad person if I don't want to share my bad stories It's like you don't have any Jim stories. It's just Jim related. Yeah, you know, we used to do I But it wasn't as funny as that. I mean if we get great stories when you know, I used to mess with members Okay, so if I had a member who come I say here we go. Yeah, here we go You want to do I knew I knew I mean it's just take a second I could put him Jim stories where we would do stuff. So I'll one time, okay, my buddy
Starting point is 00:06:45 Austin, he'll appreciate the plug right here because this was this was pretty smooth right here. This lady comes walking him and she comes walking to the gym and she comes in to use the restroom. And instead of letting her just use the restroom like a bunch of nice guys, we explain to her that she has to go on a tour. And so we have to, she has to, and for safety reasons, we have to explain to her. Now mind you, this lady has very, it's just to try to sell her a message. Yeah, she has very broken English already as it is.
Starting point is 00:07:11 So she comes in, she got these little shorts on. Looks like she's been jogging outside. She was just coming to the restroom and there's no restrooms anywhere near other than probably where we're at at this gym. And she comes in and so, and it's like a Saturday. So we're bored as fuck, you know, saying, we haven't seen very many guests and, you know, and him and I see this lady walking and she's like staring
Starting point is 00:07:28 at the ceiling, she looks lost, you know, she has to use the restroom. So we both get that look in her eyes, dude, just, you know, we'll get into the next deal, let's just go fuck with this member. So we tell her it's just to do a tour, we kick her on a long ass tour. And before we let her go to the restroom,
Starting point is 00:07:41 we sit her down to give her a sales presentation. So, and you can just tell this poor lady as has to use the restroom really, really bad. She's like it says, please broken English. And we sit her down and you could tell she doesn't even want to listen to what we're what we're saying. And she's not really responding to our membership presentation. So then Austin looks over at me. And instead of, and he's got her sitting directly across, I'm sitting next to Austin, and Austin just starts to present me. Since she's not really giving us any eye contact or really responding, she just needs to register him.
Starting point is 00:08:10 We just keep going with our role playing and pretending like we're selling a membership and he's just selling it to me. So what do you think about that? I'm, oh, I think that's a great idea. Well, what if I want to bring my family members in? Oh, I know. And so we literally role play this membership sales process.
Starting point is 00:08:23 And I think it takes about 20 minutes or so that we're going back and forth. But the best part about this is that we actually get to the point we're asking for the credit card. And I look over at it and I tell her to pull her credit card out and she swivels her little Fanny pack around. She bought the membership. She bought a membership, bro. She bought the membership. I'm not sure she canceled it maybe a week or two later, but she bought that fucking membership that day and she must Addie go the bathroom so bad because as soon as we rang that shit out the she went sprinting the Backroom
Starting point is 00:08:49 Or the rest room is that so you aren't dick. Yeah, so I'm sure we did some dick moves like that once in a blue moon But I wasn't planning on emitting that one that like Justin shaking is that he has nothing to do that It's here. Yeah, I don't Tell him about that time you punched the baby. Yeah. I did do that by the way. That baby had it coming. I was on a lot of steroids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I got really crazy. You got really angry. Yeah, it punched the baby. And it kept crying. So he never punched a baby. We need to be like let people know when we say crazy shit like that. So the lady cry, did you, was it that bad? I mean, have you ever made someone cry?
Starting point is 00:09:28 We made someone cry. Are you fucking out? Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, he remembers. Thank you for saying cry. Yeah, apparently that sparked something. Is that terrible? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I feel terrible already. Let's go with this. So yeah, so, okay, so when I first started, I was like, Natuora, what would you start? Well, no, like training. Okay. Yeah, so I was starting, I know who knows what. Yeah, you're free. Let's go. Yeah, you're free. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for keeping me on track. Let's just go for fuck's sake. Poor Justin has to try to talk. With the two biggest fucking big- I am like seriously like the worst scatterbrain.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I don't, because you guys like I do, I never have like, I was just like, fuck I've got a story. I cry. It's never consistent. Crying, yes. This lady, so you know, I've been trained here like I would myself like I was an athlete.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Oh, everybody's an athlete. This is when I was first starting. Okay, like I would myself like I was an athlete. I'm like everybody's an athlete This is when I was first starting okay like I'm admitting this because I'm a professional and I realized that I was wrong Okay, I'm just gonna put that out there You know, you don't train everybody with a really high intensity So which so how did you make her cry? I made her cry in the workout. Throw workout? I swear to God, pushed her that hard. I was pushing her and it was like, what if you're doing it?
Starting point is 00:10:50 You talking shit to her too, like you need to keep going. No, I'm see, I've never been that guy. I've never been like the real bossy, like militant kind of guy that's like, yeah, do it, you know, quick bitch. You just don't give me any rest. I just just say, yeah, this like, I'll do that. Now this, now that. And I look at say, yeah, this like, I'll do that. Now, this, now that.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And I look at him a certain way and like, I'm waiting. And then if you don't do it, I'm disappointed. So she just started crying and expecting. No, but seriously, like, she had some other things going on. I think that this was like escalated, but she stopped. She was, I forget what she was doing, but it was something like pretty intensive. Like, I didn't fuck around back then like I had people doing a lot of like compound exercises
Starting point is 00:11:30 So I'm having them do a step up in their curling their pressing they're doing a lot of shit because you know She was not fit and she needed to lose weight and that's all I thought about in the beginning was like Hey, you're not working hard enough. Did you stop when she started crying over you like, oh, I stopped. I didn't know what to do. She started crying. And she cried off, like she was crying.
Starting point is 00:11:53 She stopped, she like drops away, she starts crying. And I'm like, oh my God, what do I do? What did I do? Oh no. And like, I'm like trying to like console her and some like, like patting her kind of. And I'm like, oh I'm sorry everything okay you know like what's going on and she just like skips cry like
Starting point is 00:12:13 you worked too hard and it like takes off and she bounced on that session. You never started yet. No. No really. Yeah. You know what? You just reminded me. I know I reminded me I just thought I Do I had to throw it at me before you've heard Listen, this is like the like just I learned from that. Okay everybody this listening. I learned from that I got way better I kicked this shit out of this lady, and I feel so bad dude. I made some I didn't even mean to I made something I made someone cry Relatively not that long ago.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Really? You know, and I feel horrible about this. It was probably and who I forgot her name if you're listening. I apologize. I approached this wrong. It's probably it was probably about seven years ago, which is not that long ago because I at that point had been training for a long time. But here and I know you guys have encountered this before and for your trainers who are listening right now, I guarantee I know this gets on your nerves but this is the client that comes in she says she's following the nutrition plan to the tea oh yeah I follow exactly what you tell me I'm doing all the workouts I'm doing everything and she's gaining weight you ever have this happening of course so she's coming in and I'm weighing her and we're doing body fat tests I'm like your
Starting point is 00:13:22 body fat percentage going up so and then she's like but I'm doing everything you're telling me and I'm like you're on bitch You're on fucking 1200 calories. You're working out four days a week And you're gaining weight. So this happened like three or four times. Finally, I had to come to Jesus Talk with her and I actually told her that I said me and you need to have a come to Jesus talk and I sit her down And I said what's going on and she's like I don't know I'm following everything you're telling me and I'm keep gaining weight by this point she gave me. That's for the cupcake. Yeah at this point she gave me. And I really ever do those.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I just had a bite. That's sexy. Good, I did. He does that good, doesn't he? No. No, he won't do it again. We made him feel weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:01 So she gained like eight pounds at this point. So then I sit her down. This is what I say to her. I'm such a dick. I sit her down. I said okay.. I said so you're doing everything. I'm telling you she said Yes, I said you're sure she said yes I said then what we need to do is we need to call Stanford because they need to study you because you're the first human being on earth Who has defined the rules of thermodynamics? You're creating tissue out of thin air and this is something scientists need to study Because this is magic. What you are talking about is fucking magic and she started crying
Starting point is 00:14:30 And she left. I was so frustrated. It was so bad about that. Oh That's a true story. Adam you've made people cry. No, I've got a weight thrown at you. Yeah No, I've had a I've had a weight thrown at me in the middle of my session That actually has yeah And I know you know who this person is Can you see me train this person? Already, I already know. Justin's been around, so he's seen so I had this lady for Oh God, I want to say eight years, eight years straight and for a very long time of those eight years
Starting point is 00:15:00 I trained her five six days a week consistently, very consistently To the point that if I took a day off I went on vacation I booked her out with my other trainers. So most of my other trainers have had always working out always because I didn't train Yeah, well, you know, I don't want to put I liked you. Thank you So it kind of bless you in my entire life of the thousands of people tens of thousands of people I've met in my life and possibly clients that I've trained that many so this lady was the meanest person ever.
Starting point is 00:15:29 And I'm a little, let me tell you how it's kind of demented and twisted I am. When I look at everything, it's like a challenge. And so the fact that, you know, I'm part of being those of you that our trainers already know this already, if you're not a trainer, then something you, it's, as trainers, you gotta be on all the time. If you're gonna be good at what you do,
Starting point is 00:15:48 you gotta be positive, you always gotta be positive, you've always gotta put on that face of ready to go, and because your clients are coming to you for motivation, they pay you to come and get trained and keep them motivated. The last thing they want is a depressed, fucking down, angry, but hurt, fucking trainer. You gotta be on it, right? So, so she's a bitch and you're always up.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah, and so, and like, it was almost like her, she got off on trying to make me miserable, like, and make my job such a pain in the ass by just being mean and rude. And in eight years, she never complimented me, okay? Never once, never once did you compliment, and the closest I ever got to a compliment, when I finally, I was frustrated with her one time and I asked I asked her I said why the fuck do you train with me?
Starting point is 00:16:28 Complain about this you can play them all these things like this you do this this you pitch this this nothing's good enough I hate this hate every you hate everything But yet you still keep coming back to these sessions. You know she says to me. You count good Six years, right? So that's a little backstory on how many. And this woman just so you know, is a frickin' mercury news. The company that used to write the nightrider. Oh, okay. VP, like she's brilliant, very, very intelligent, smart woman.
Starting point is 00:17:01 So that's the only two. So like, you know, if I said something, she would just she also went out and Bottle and national certifications that I had and took them just so she could be up on up. Yes. Yes. Yeah, she was fully certified. Wow Just so she knew what I was telling her was to be legit all up on your show. Wow. Yeah, crazy, bro This crazy person you probably ever what did you do to her that finally made her a whole way? She did. Well, why, why so? She would do to me sometimes, and this was happened all the time. We get, and you know, I have this program right now for the day, you know, and of course, after knowing someone for years and years,
Starting point is 00:17:33 I knew what things she liked, and she didn't like. So of course, I'm always trying to appeal to what she's like. Now mind you, it takes a lot of creativity when you see someone six days a week too, and I only like it so many things. And we could go off on that by the way. The more you see somebody like it seriously takes talent to create something that they're interested in. And fresh.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Oh my God. And then try and be able to not give us enough credit for that by the way. So she would come to a session and I'd have it all planned out and positive, we're excited to see her for the day. We get ready to start our workout and she'd look at me, she says, I don't wanna fucking do that. And I'd have it all planned out, you know, and positive. We're excited to see her for the day, you know, we get ready to start our workout. And she'd look at me, she says,
Starting point is 00:18:06 I don't wanna fucking do that. And I'd be like, oh my God. And then I'd ask like, well, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? You don't like? Aren't you the trainer? Okay, come over here, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Get it all set up, do you? I don't want to do that. And I like, and many times. You have the patience of a saint. I would have been like, well, then you fuck off. Yeah well so yeah at eight years was when I when I finally broke dude that's when I when I finally couldn't take it anymore. Eight years and years of good boiling point. Yeah well you know I tell you what like I said I'm I'm a little I am a little twisted and sick that the fact that I I get off on the
Starting point is 00:18:40 fact of trying to take someone like that and turn them I've never met somebody in my life who I definitely didn't win her over. Yeah I may not make the best first impression, right? Someone who meets me the first time they meet me, they might think I'm a little whatever. Whatever you're whatever it is. Dooshbagging. Yeah, dooshbagging. Dude, but she loved you in a really fucked up way. Yeah, no, absolutely. You know what I mean? It's a very twisted relationship. Yeah, like she loves to do. That's so weird. In case you're not even though I never needed anything weird financially from her and anything like that, if I did, if I was in a bind, she would probably be one of the top three people I would have called for money. Right. You know, never needed that,
Starting point is 00:19:11 never had to do that or what that. But I knew she had, she had some, I mean, God, she spent tens of that. I mean, do the math six days a week. Sometimes, right. She was, you know, that I had had to get approval from corporate to allow her to train two times a day six days a week. Wow. She was doing that for a long time. And then finally they shut it down. They're like, do we can't have a train? She gets hurt. I'm like, well, I'm not training her. She gets hurt. She signed a way. That's crazy. How much did she never sue if she ever got hurt from all. Yeah, it was crazy, bro. So anyways, we're doing a session. And it was one of these sessions where I don't want to do this one.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Do this one. Do this one. Do this. So I take her over and I do take a 80 pound, I think it was an 80 pound straight bar, 80 or 100 pound straight bar and have her do squat push presses until literally she can't do it anymore. And she's just rep it him out, rep it him out, rep him out. She sets it down for a second. And like, I'm watching the clock with 30 seconds rest. Go, you're trying to wear her out. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 30 seconds rest. Go, you're trying to wear her out. I'm going to grind away, right? If I, you know, I can't mentally break you,
Starting point is 00:20:07 I'm going to physically break you down right now. And so I'm just, I'm going to do it for the moment. Oh, every time, every time just she gets, just catches her breath, we're like that, go, go, go. And for the entire hour, that's what we're doing, right? And finally, she gets, she could see like the face, like the, her face, like she's going to cry and some of that, but she would never cry. She would never cry or break down it that way. You could see this, the furthest I can't her face. But she's gonna cry and so that but she would never cry
Starting point is 00:20:25 She would never cry or break down with that But you could see this the further side. I don't want to give me that yeah, no, no She was like satisfied and before she did she fucking chucked away that man She checked the barbell here. She freaking come up from this pop press and whew Thrusted it right at me dude. I I jumped back and landed right on my right by my ankles right I did you kick her out is that when you said, no, then when I did, I literally just, I didn't say a word. I'd turned around, walked away from our session,
Starting point is 00:20:48 left her on the floor right there, went into my office, started doing work on the computer and doing our stuff like that. And then when she came, she came to sign out and everything like that, because she came over and I just walked right past her. I'd never seen her for, that was the last session I ever trained her.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Wow, done. Just like that. Because let me, and I know that sounds crazy to end it like that, but there was many, many twisted times before. No, no, no, no, no, no. She would push. That doesn't sound crazy, you know. Pushed to my limit.
Starting point is 00:21:11 She threw a fucking barbell. It's poetic. It's poetic. Yeah. Thank you, Justin. Yeah. So, so in other words, you're a pleaser, but if someone throws a fucking barbell. It's, it's awkward.
Starting point is 00:21:21 It's awkward. That's my limit. You don't fucking do that. You can make fun of me. call me all the names you want. That reminds me of a throw straight bar. Yeah, when I was a server and I was a terrible server on purpose, right? Fuckin' I couldn't stand this job. And I met, it was like Red Robin, I think, was like the ultimate like shit of my career.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Great untold drinks. Yeah, great burgers. Anyway, I was like waiting on these two people and we are right next to the kitchen and you know, there was always like chaos and shit going on because we're right next to the kitchen. They could hear everything. And so immediately thought that something was wrong. And so I'm waiting on these two people. I come back like they start like, hey, what's wrong?
Starting point is 00:22:07 What's wrong? Is something wrong in my order? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, calm down. Nothing's wrong. Like they're just trying to figure out like, you know, where this is going, like, you know, what sort of condiments are on there, whatever the case was.
Starting point is 00:22:20 And I'm trying to like smooth it out. And so they're like, okay, whatever. I come, I bring them their burgers. I come back like later everything's cool. I come back later. I'm like presenting the dessert menu to them. This guy's like, you know, you messed up my order. But like going crazy, he takes this menu,
Starting point is 00:22:40 he throws it at my face. Oh, wow. I swear to God, this is when I was playing football and like, I was probably at the most jacked lot of Andros team going on right now. Yeah, I've ever been. A lot of Andros team. Andros pre-eye. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Like, you know what I was like. I was like, naturally Andros then like stacked. Anyway, so I, this guy throws this menu at my face and it fucking drives me crazy. It hits a switch. Which I was like, I seriously, I stood there and I looked at him and I'm like, I'm going out to the fucking parking lot.
Starting point is 00:23:20 I'll see you there. And I step out to the parking lot and like I take my shirt off and shit and I'm like I'm ready to throw it down. Like in front of his wife I'm like I'm gonna fuck you up. And the manager like is like trying to get so like oh my god no no it's all good everything's good you know blah blah blah. They ended up escorting him to his car and like his wife and everything and I didn't
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