Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 047: How to meet women & embarrassing experiences

Episode Date: March 20, 2015

Every week MindPump receives dozens of listener questions on Instagram (@mindpump). Most of them are fitness related, however, some of them are not. In this episode, Sal, Adam & Justin take on a couple of these non-fitness related topics. Sal and Justin pump Adam about his well-tested female attracting strategy, then all three share embarrassing non-gym moments.

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Mind up, mind up with your hosts. Salta Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Welcome back to Mind Pump, the podcast that was created strictly for good looking and smart people. Oh, this is Adam Schaefer, Salda Stefano. I'm here. And Justin Andrews.

The only one in only. Yeah. Yes. We're gonna do a little Q&A, boys. Q&A time. We love the Qs and E's. I think we're gonna do a little Q and A boys. Q and A time. We love the Qs and As. I think we're gonna try and do maybe a couple like fun ones or personal ones, maybe a couple nerdy science ones.

We get a little array of everything. I feel like sometimes we go strictly just to nerds. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's okay for us to do. Let's let Lucille our hair down. What do you want to kick off with, shall we? Back here.

Let's start with, let's see. The person who's asking the question, I'm just going to spell it out. This is their Instagram handle. Because he can't read it. No, well, you can't pronounce it. I don't know how you pronounce it. Should we just say like the name real fast? To Nelfman. If we just hack it. All right, so to Nelfman.

To Nelfman. To Nelfman. To Nelfman. TNEL SMN is asking us question. Now this person lost 50 pounds recently, which by the way, congratulations, my friend Adam, that's great, great job. He needs some ideas for meeting women.

Now that he's lost 50 pounds, he's more confident, he looks good. He wants ideas on how to meet women in like first date advice. Oh, it's time to get some ass. And I'm gonna defer to Adam because I Because I've been I've been married for a very long time Forget mode Did you always put all this stuff on me so I can

Well, you will do you can contribute work You've been in the dating world much longer than we have right right will be like old barnacles on the side But actually Adam's probably the worst person to ask. This is what Adam's gonna say. Correct you. He's just walked down the street, bro. Yeah. He's walking.

You need somebody to check, bro. He just walked down the street. Here's just flex, bro. I do have one little tip. I do have one little tip. Maybe I'll think of more where we're continuing. You say hi. Because that's what, that is a start.

You probably should talk to somebody. So that's it. You don't want to be a herman, not say anything. So hey girl. You know, one of the things I think is important. And I actually think a lot of people don't really think about this. It's getting philosophical.

No, I am because this is something that I run into a lot. I always find it ironic when somebody meets somebody somewhere where you wouldn't normally go or something you're not a big fan. Like say for example Like I just caught myself at a country concert maybe three months ago and Probably meeting a girl there. Why yeah exactly. I don't listen because I was trapped into that It was like a couple's date thing and stuff like that and it was not by choice I want to be there

But I'm a supporter of the group and everybody else wanted to go. So I'm not like super anti-country, but I'm not a country fan. I grew up on a farm. I grew up on a farm. We had horses and chickens and cows and all that stuff like that. And I hate all that shit. And just because I grew up in it,

and those of you who know I used to milk cows and do all that when I was a kid So where I'm getting at with this is that that's probably not the ideal place for me to me to check Although I could you know, I might run into someone this this beautiful great girl. We strike a lot of beautiful women There is and there is so yeah, you would think that's a great place But it's about having things in common because we all know especially you two should definitely know since you've been married forever, that you guys, you gotta have more that it can't just be strictly looks or conversation.

You gotta be able to have a lot of fun. So you say, and you have to be strategic as far as your environment's, there you go. So if you're gonna figure that out first and foremost. Perfect example, if you're a very religious person and a church might not be a bad idea. Right, if you're not, if you're not a religious person, church is probably be a bad idea. Right, if you're not, I need a lot, you know, if you're not a religious person, church is probably a really bad idea.

So if you're not a big drinker and you don't like to drink, or maybe you're just now lost 50 pounds and you're probably just trying to stay away from bad food, McDonald's, meeting someone in McDonald's or meeting somebody at a bar, probably not some of your best ideas.

So for me, you know, I've had the most success, probably meeting another fitness nut inside of a gym, you know, and although I don't like to Be interrupted in my workouts or I would like to interrupt somebody else, but it's a good place for me to To meet somebody and say hi and and typically I think where a lot of guys go wrong is they feel this pressure of Okay, like maybe how this our our guy feels right now. It's hey feel good He wants a day wants to meet somebody and then it's like guys how this our guy feels right now it's hey feel good he wants the day he wants to meet somebody and then it's like guys have this we have this hunter mentality

where and not a lot of guys are very good hunters they just they just jump out the bushes and try and tackle some shit and if you ever gone hunting before that's not how you that's not how you kill it but what do you got to kill the bunny you got to sneak up on it you can't you can't let it see you coming you're this so fucking bear and you got these claws so you got to kill the bunny. You got to sneak up on it. You can't let it see you coming. You're the self fucking bearer. You got these claws. So you got to kill the bunny. You got to put some fingers right there. I can kill the buddy.

No, so you know, maybe starting off, most women just like a high and maybe introduce yourself and go away. You know, don't be the dude that lingers around. And I'm using the gym as an example right now. We can use any of your other areas that we're talking about. But just introducing yourself, who you are, and saying hi. And that's it.

Every guy feels like he's gotta have this line that he utilizes or you gotta ask for. You do it. You do it. Do it with some good lines. Come on, Sal. Why are you looking at me? I know you got a couple of

I like to go I like to go with the assumption close. So if I'm going to be aggressive like that if I'm if I'm I'm dealing let's hear let's hear like three phases of Adam the aggressive ones. Yeah, there is chill Adam I'm gonna see the beautiful girl that maybe I'm interested and I'm gonna say hi to her and maybe a few other Words just to see if we have even clicked personality wise because maybe she opens her mouth and I'm interested. And I'm gonna say hi to her. And maybe a few other words, just to see if we have even clicked personality wise, because maybe she opens her mouth and I'm totally turned off by that. Or maybe automatically dialect starts flowing. Or maybe she kind of gives you that look off,

like that fuck off look on her head. Like, I don't want to be bothered, because I'm working outside. I might just say, hey, how you doing? And then move along when I get that signal. So that's kind of like under the radar, chill out of one. Now, if I'm like desperate for a date this weekend, like maybe I'm, dude, I'm this,

I just go for the assumption close. I'm gonna walk up and actually say, hey, you know what, I'm gonna pick you up at eight o'clock on Friday, and when she looks at you with this weird look on her face, you just look back at her and say, like, oh, does that not work for you? What's a better day?

Cause I'm open on Saturday also. I love it. And then if you do that with confidence, it actually works pretty well. I feel that works for you. I think if, dude, I do an average dude just walked up to a chick is like listen I'm gonna come pick you up on the he said he's gonna be like you know where the fuck are you? Well you guys I didn't know if she's not interested in you you'll get that so I think like I think it's really And in how you deliver it so this is like so are you this is like it's a numbers game like say exactly

It's a numbers game. You have to look at it like that. And I'm with you on that. Like, I'm not as aggressive like, or was it? I can't wait to hear what the girls think about that. I can't wait to hear. No, no, no, no, no, no, but like, I guarantee anyone of the girls, like, if you're an attractive guy and they have somewhat, you know, some sort of something in there, we're like, oh, this guy, you know, he's kind of cute.

Whatever. But you come up and you just, you drop that on him, like, hey, yeah, so I'll pick you up at this time, they're gonna be like, what, okay. They'll like give it a shot. Oh, girls, girls, girls. They'll give it like a little shot. Girls love that. You know what I mean?

You could also paint your toes. That's always a great outcome. I'm just gonna start. We gotta have mad confidence with that too though. If you got friends, or you wear a flannel like me, bro. Well, let me tell you, no, no, keep it manly.

So check this out. If you want attention, actually read this article on this thing. If you go to a bar, one of the best things you can do is if you're a guy, go with a bunch of friends that are girls. Oh, yeah. So if you're the only guy and you've got three chicks with you and they're friends of yours, that is money. You go to the bar and you're laughing and you're joking

and obviously these girls feel comfortable around you and you have a good time. You have become very attractive to the other one of the bar and you're laughing and you're joking and obviously these girls feel comfortable around you and you have a good time you have become Very attractive. Oh the other one about the best way now you is huge the best wingman is always a wing one Yeah, if you go to a bar with five other have to be attractive. Yeah, you don't want to go to a bar with five under dudes No, you go to bar five other dudes. That's pretty Once again, you go right back to the whole hunting analogy again If you you know, you want to be low under the radar. And here's everything too.

You probably should keep in mind. Okay. But pay attention to what you are hunting too, because this is your first time really hunting. You probably don't want to go for things that are really tough. Maybe you start with slower. Start start with an animal. That's fine.

I think we did this. Now start with it. Start with it. Start with maybe fishing before you work your way up to the straight that made its way I like pass the pack you know there's there's certain way to the bars about to close look for that one-drunk girl by ourselves and you know what let's be honest here just once again like hunting some camouflage and it's it's it's important to build build your confidence up

you you kill a couple of these these fish that are easy to catch and some of that. Then you can work your way up to killing a deer. But if you come right out the gates, you know, fish. And there's a whole evolution here. If you try to catch the unicorn right off the bat. Well, I think the average person could drop it. So put a worm on a hook and drop it in the lake. And eventually you're going to get a bite or a nibble

or hopefully catch a fish. But hunting for a deer is a little more, a little more a strategy. You know what you're gonna know how to shoot. You gotta be able to hide. You gotta know where the place is to look and stuff. I mean, it's not as simple. You almost have to set up, like,

one of those lookout things. And if you think about it, buddy. And if you think about it, I use the now, I use the now, I said, you know, just go to a bar with a bunch of chicks. If you're hunting deer and you show up with another deer, you'll probably have more success hunting deer too. Exactly.

You know what? You're right. It is like hunting. It is just like hunting. Let's just say you put the deer piss on you. Well, in person. Is that going to work? Yeah. I don't know if we should suggest that or not. But it's okay.

I'm going all in the synology. Hey, yeah, one thing I noticed too. Uh, I go in phases, right? So when I be, if I've been dating somebody, let's say I've been with somebody for two or three years consistently, and then I'm recently single, sometimes you might cut it, you know, you're not,

it's not like writing a bike, or you just never lose it. You gotta get back in the swing of things sometimes. So it's okay if maybe my ultimate goal is a unicorn, I may go and fish for a little bit, if you get my drift. And so I catch a few fish, I build my confidence up a little bit if you get my drift. And so I catch a few fish. I build my confidence up a little bit.

I feel good. And a lot of that is just what I mean, my build the confidence up to is just the whole idea of going on a date and striking up conversation because it's not as simple as just getting there either because a lot of guys make the mistake of the get to the date. So in other words, if you're dating, if Adam is single, let's say Adam is single, right?

This is what it sounds like to me. You're single, newly single. The first girl that Adam goes out with, I hate to tell you, you're the shitty hunt, you're the warhog, you're the fish. So you should find out first. Where you at. I know you're just single.

How many chicks have you dated? If it's like 10, you're like, oh, not bad. I'm up to ladder. This might be the good one. Yeah, if he's like oh, I haven't did it anybody yet then you're yeah Adam Adam's trying to warm up You know a big mistake. I think guy and you know part of the part of the question was some of the dating at first date advice Number one mistake you can make is talking about yourself And guys we have this we have this tendency that we want to peacock Number one mistake you can make is talking about yourself. And guys, we have this, we have this tendency that we wanna peacock.

I wanna tell you how much money I made. Tell us about peacocking, Adam. Well, you know, peacocking is where we want to show our feathers off. We wanna show off all the things or talk about all the things that we've done in our life. And it's because you're trying to impress this woman. The number one thing that will impress a woman is actually to not talk about herself. Listen to her. And every time that she asks you to repeat something back that she said, so she knows you absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

You let a woman know, if you not only are you asking me a question about her, but then you'll also let her know that you're paying attention to what she has to say, that will go 10 times further than letting her know that you have, you know, an M5 in your garage and you just recently bought your second house. That, that's cool. And I think that's really cool. It's another male because we're all men and we're competitive like that. We all are care about success in this.

But I'm like, I'm in a big bro high five. Exactly. Bro high five, but a chick does not want to bro high five, what she wants, she wants to be heard. She wants to be heard and she wants a guy that listens to her and actually listens. Not a guy who hears her, a guy that listens to her. And like Justin said, you're going to repeat, repeat some of the things you said. If you find yourself to where you are beginning to, you know, talk a lot about yourself

or she's asking you a lot of questions, do not be afraid to redirect and put it back on her. So if you're asking me, oh, what do I do for work? I'm gonna downplay what I do. I'm gonna downplay what I do. I'm not gonna talk all about all the great things that I've accomplished in city. I'm gonna downplay what I do. Like it's not a big deal.

And then I'm gonna turn around and ask what do you do? And I'm more interested in what you do. And don't get hung up talking about any of your exes. You gotta redirect that conversation. Oh God yeah. No, don't ever do that. Do not ever, nobody ever wants to hear about your issues. Yeah, even if you make the mistake of bringing exes, you got to redirect that conversation. Oh god yeah, no don't ever do that. Do not ever nobody ever wants to hear about your issue. Yeah, even if you make the mistake of bringing it up

or they kind of like allude to it, like yeah awesome. And these are all the things, this is why you fish first. Yeah, this is why you fish first because you get all this kind of, because you know what, when you're, when you're, when it's fish, you're less nervous. And there's a lot more room for air. You can jerk on the pole a little too much.

Maybe the warm, maybe the warm stuff. Definitely jerk on the pole. Maybe the warm is not on the hook very well. You know, maybe you're not using the ideal bait. Maybe you're fishing for trout, but you're using something for, you know, for bass. Like maybe you're not, you know, but you still might be able to catch a fish. So you stick with the fish first. Sardines or something. Yeah, you stick with the fish first. So you make some of those those mistakes you evaluate How you talk to this woman and then you step up to the day. I feel like this is like a guide. We can put together I swear it is this is valuable Brilliant You know, you know, I think we need to go off on this the entire this was part of you know

My many years of of leading trainers and stuff like that. I we had had a lot of conversations. It's all related, man. Yeah, just to get probably a test of this, I've definitely had many conversations with my other, my other trainers and this is right at my wheelhouse. So we do talk about stuff like this. So, but there you go. I hope it's my swordfish. Get out there, fish a little bit.

Fish in areas, fish in holes that you're used to being in, okay, or that you would like to revisit. Oh, I think you said fishing holes. Do you get your guys as my, this guy needs real help right now. Holes that you're used to being in okay or that you would like to revisit You get you guys is my look at this guy needs real help right now. I'm gonna help this guy out He gets the analogy right now go to fishing holes that you Or streams or streams or streams. That's fine. Whatever makes don't fight do not You didn't have to be a whole we talked a little bit about wingman We talked about wing girls, but let's say you have a buddy How important is it to have a good wingman?

Those were hard to find though, bro. So what makes a good wingman? You gotta be selfless. The wingman job is to get you laid. It's to get you laid. He's not there to get himself laid. Yeah, but you never stand laid. This guy's in a very situation right now, right?

So you gotta be careful. You can't bring... You're like a wedge-brother. You can't bring Sal on your date because he is a great wingman But sounds really good looking and got a really good mouthpiece on him and it no matter how much of he's trying to hand off Hand the fish off to you. It's gonna bite on his bay bottom. It's gonna bite on his worm bottom It's gonna be all over his work He's that attractive. He's that smooth. So you gotta be careful right now if you're gonna try and play the wingman role.

I'm a solo guy, I like to play solo. Now, no, I would love to have a sal next to me and I think together, we're more fluffy jumping in there. I think if we are both in our single days, we probably could do some serious damage out there in the fishing holes and stuff, but. Tissue and hole, Jesus. I just got to go up there.

I definitely think you're better off going solo. But don't you think, don't you think the, I mean, they're like a wedge breaker, right? You're wingman, like, cause then they're going to have the girls with the groups of girls that are all centered around it. And they're all like, okay, let's make sure everybody gets back at this time. Yes and no, see, I, I have a guy that's going to bust through. I find, I it a group of Traffic is is way less intimidated by one guy than she is intimidated by two or three before guys Well, you better go talk to all of her friends, too. Well, you may friends with her friends for sure

And that's you know, we haven't touched the point number one. So I so my dating experience goes back to when I was 15 so I basically can't give me fucking advice Yeah, so writer a letter. Yeah, that password note. Password note. Wait, what was that one game where you like had the full portion teller? Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

But I will say this. Today in modern times, now, we have online dating. Like if you're a professional and you work and you're trying to find someone to go out with and you're serious, you want a relationship, you're not just trying to get laid like Adam does. Then you go, you go online and you're trying to find someone to go out with and you're serious you want a relationship You're not just trying to get laid like Adam does then you go you go online and you meet people I'm not a fan listen bro listen, I'll tell you something if I were if I had a four relationships or start online It's a new monster. It is if I if I were single this is that's what I would do because then you get to know the person and You know, I need to I would need to be sent stimulated mentally period

I mean, you know you could be good looking all you want But if I'm not stimulated mentally, it ain't gonna happen. A lot of catfish out there, dude. A lot of catfish. That's why I don't like online. So you got this e-harm, I'm not up. She sounds so smart. She's got great pictures and then it's some 40 year old dude.

A lot of catfish, dude. A lot of catfish out there. But now, I know someone's listening right now saying, oh my God, I married someone I have a girl. But you love their origin, very successful relationship. So this is, no, I'm not telling somebody you can't, oh my God, I married someone. I have a girl. They're all very successful relationships. So this is not, I'm not telling somebody that you can't do this or that's not a way. But if you're asking where to meet people

and stuff like that and you're asking our advice, I've never used one of those dating sites ever in my life before. So I would personally go, I wanna meet somebody. I wanna see your character. I wanna see how you react on the fly when I'm talking to you for the very first time. I like that stuff. I like the nervous feeling. I like to see your character. I want to see how you react on the fly when I'm talking to you for the very first time. I like that stuff.

I like the nervous feeling. I like to see going through that whole thing. I think it's an important phase of meeting somebody. Now, can you feel that? I like a challenge though. I mean, I went on a date one time like this before, like I got married and everything. And it was on e-harming when it first started.

Oh, you tried one of those, huh? I did. And here's the thing, because I came back from Chicago and I was here for... It was in e-harming when it first started. Oh, you tried one of those. I did and here's the thing because I came back from Chicago And I was here for you it wasn't grinder No, no grinder. It's a great fighter a dead adult friend finder. Oh, I don't know that I don't know anyway, so I was on the site and you fill out this like ridiculously long form and blah blah blah And you know and the girl was, she was really nice and cute and everything, but it was like,

that whole time, like I was pursuing my wife at the same time, and I just wanted to distract myself from that. So I'm going on dates with other girls to kind of, I hope you're, get my mind out. Oh, she knows all this, yeah, I told her about it. But yeah, no, so this is the other thing. If, you know, if you're, you know, hung up on one girl,

dude, go date other girls. Stop thinking about it. You're wasting your time and energy trying to make that happen. But anyway, that's a side note. You probably come across as more desperate. Right. And at the end of the day, be yourself. Be yourself.

Unless you're a douchebag, then you'll be yourself. If you're an asshole, you'll be yourself. Pretend to be somebody that's not an asshole. You know, more than likely if this guy is just coming off the losing 50 pounds to some of that, he's probably a genuinely good person because he's probably, he's probably had to have developed a pretty good character to get along with good people. So you probably actually have that one nailed down pretty well. You're probably a pretty good dude.

So be yourself, ask her most of the questions. Do not find yourself, do not find yourself talking about yourself for a long time, do not be afraid too. Like I said, your first date doesn't necessarily have to be the girl you want to marry. And it doesn't have to be, you don't have to put expectations on it like that, bro. Don't hype it up too much.

I used to, I actually used to love to just go out on dates with girls and I found something in common, or I liked something about them just to learn about people. And a lot of that really is learning about yourself, is learning about who you are and the things that you like to find in certain people. And if you're gonna, if you're gonna like this side of you. Thank you.

So, yeah. So sensitive. You know what you want to know, true story. Actually, he's about to drop some horrible shit. He's like, he's like, he's like, Dr. Phil. This is like, I have to, she'd be like a segment. But he can't do it for too long. He's about to say, he's about to say some crazy things.

No, I'm not saying you are. No, I'm not saying, I won't say anything crazy. Two crazy things. I'm saying't do it for too long. He's about to say some crazy. No, I won't say any of you. I'm sure you are. No, I won't say anything crazy. No, I'm too crazy. I did it to this girl, too different size breasts and I don't like it. No, no, no, I really, I really, I think you said just like, it's all breasts. I do, I'm not at all.

I truly believe that a part of being successful when finding a mate or a person or a girlfriend or a wife, whatever is, excuse me, is learning about yourself. You have to learn about yourself. And I think, I think, I think one of the biggest mistakes that people make is, you know, falling into this, I'm supposed to date this or I need this. And it's like, you still are really unsure of who you are and what really truly makes you

I'll tell you what the woman that I dated in my 22 to 25 range is completely different than what I did in 25 to 28 and then what I Did you strip was that your stripper face? I did have a stripper phase that I went through and we love hearing about that. It was it was a fun phase And I learned I learned I learned a lot about myself And I'll tell you the takeaway from that was I I didn't want a stripper because I couldn't really bring her home to mom But there was some treats about strippers I did you carry them on yeah, I once had a stripper one time Actually the wipes she it blew my mind I didn't even know this was possible

But once I found out this was possible I was in search of this as as part of a technique that I wanted have, but I actually she was actually making out with me at the same time Obviously, I was naked and she was laying on top of me obviously and she had She actually had she actually had the ability to jerk me off with her feet while she was kissing me and I thought that was the talent That was the most amazing talent to think I would ever with her feet was she was 4 foot 5's she four foot five? How did that work? She was short. She was a she was a she was small. She was small. I hate feet man.

You know, how did you put up with that? Well, I like feet. You like it. Oh yeah, and I'll suck on your toes. You got good feet. Yeah, you got good feet. I'll suck on your toes. But I, you know, I take care of my feet.

I expect to take care of her feet. If I'm put them in my mouth, but right. Anyways, that just caught me for I wasn't ready for that. I mean, her breast and and and everything were up in my face. And I was I was in it. I was so into that and everything were up in my face. And I was in it. I was so into that that all of a sudden I feel this and I thought there was somebody else in the room.

I thought she brought a friend and she didn't tell me. And then when she was first. Which would have been okay. Yeah, that's why I didn't jump or freak out, but I just kind of did a little peek around the corner and I said, whoa, now that, I want that in my heart. Like a little monkey. Like a little monkey.

Yeah, a little leprechaun came outprechaun So she have opposing thumbs on her feet So don't think I just worked though like they like together. That's like two pieces of meat It's not like you and grabbing you It was it was impressive, bro. It was very very impressive and the take away from all this is this all though I knew deep down in I knew deep down in my heart I was never gonna marry a stripper and be with one. There were certain things that I learned from you. She came close to you. Almost married. No, I didn't. I didn't almost marry this. Maybe

she's listening to this one day. She's giggling right now because she remembers this. But I think that pretty much sums up some of the takeaways that you can get from. I want more stories. Well, you know what? I was gonna go into like a fitness one, but we might as well go into another fun one because we just set the whole tone there. Yeah, it's here.

So we're gonna go another question. This is from, how do you, we's kid lifts. We's kid lifts a lot on there. Oh, you, IZ, K, I, D, L, I, F, T, S. His question is, Is that quiz kid lifts? no, it's an oh Is a girl or a guy? Did you not make the cue little like that? It's no

It's it's good. It's straight. It's a lady. It's a lady. The question is what's our most embarrassing? What's our most embarrassing non-Jim moments? Oh, And I think Justin, you said you had a good one. Oh, yeah. No, you're gonna have to go inside. You're gonna have to go inside. I gotta think of one that was. Like Captain embarrassing things always happen to me. I don't know what the hell that means.

Which one to start with, right? Yeah, exactly. Like I got it so many. Like do I tell the embarrassing fart one, or do I tell the one that like I ate it? And for, okay, I'll tell the one I ate it. So I was, I used tell the one I ate it. So I was I used to Go to San Jose State and so I was on campus and I used to ride my skateboard to class just

to get there and One time I was I was riding my skateboard and there's this uneven surface So like it was really smooth and everything was cool and I made it. It was like probably lunchtime where everybody on the planet was there at once, right? And it's right near where everybody ate in the student union and I'm writing and then the surface changed on me and the board caught funny and I was talking to somebody and I'm still skateboarding and I literally like flew in the air without the board and then my backpack flies over my head on my books scatter everywhere. I land on my knees and I swear I wanted to just yell and scream and cry all at the same time. It hurts so bad but I had to get up and do one of those like

ha ha yeah. I'm just gonna do that. They took my every start clapping for me like hundreds of people. I'm not sure you're like clapping for me and everything. I was bleeding, dripping blood all over my body. And then I just kind of hobbled. I was trying to like mask it. And so I was like, but you were hurting. I was hurting bad. Like that fucking hurt. Because I wasn't even looking. That's horrible. So that was good. Well, I got one. I was at Burger King. God, how old was I? I was at the beautiful age of 12. You know when everything's fucking embarrassing, you're just got to be cool, 12, 13.

And we're at Burger King. And I thought I'd take a shortcut and step over the chains. You know the chains that kind of corral you into line. So I had my tray full of food. I step over the chain with my left. I step over with my right. My foot catches the chain with my left, I step over with my right, my foot catches the chain, and I pull all the chains and the line with me as I go down, dropping and dumping

my food everywhere in the whole restaurant. Incredibly, incredibly embarrassing. So I'm trying to give you guys, Adam's going to be like, one time I was getting a foot job. No, I'm going to give you guys, I got to relax then I'm sure I think I mean this is that most most embarrassing I don't know if this is the most embarrassing although this is recent and it was pretty embarrassing Oh recent yeah, it was pretty recent. This wasn't even a year ago. No, it was no I lied It's like two years ago when this happened and I had an iPhone and

I believe this was like one of the first models where FaceTime was was having I don't know what model iPhone came out when FaceTime You know was it always on iPhone was not till I probably the four. Yeah, it was three or four whatever it was I had just got it not too long before this and I didn't realize that when you get a FaceTime call it gives you a different ring than a normal one, right? So I don't know if you guys know that or not. So the phone's new, right? I've got it in my pocket.

And I'm getting back from the gym. I'm actually going upstairs into my room and I'm going pee. And while I'm going pee, my phone's ringing, but it's ringing a different ring. And I'm like, that's weird. I didn't set it on that ring. Why is that? And I go to grab it in my pocket.

Well, when I go to grab it in my pocket, it drags on my thigh a little bit, so it answers it. And it's the FaceTime and it's my aunt. And so, she got a quick look at my cock for a minute there. And then my face with my eyes like wide open, like, oh shit, like sorry, I'm not on her, finish my pee.

And then call her back, totally apologize, told her the story She died. Thank God it was like one of my answers A huge sense of humor and thought it was hilarious Amazing. Yeah, it was a big joke in the family for a while, but yeah, I did not I didn't know that face time It a different ring at the time was the very first time someone had face time me and dude I have one like for you. I've heard you tell this story

Tell me so switch one you want me to tell the story of your pantsing in your bed. Can you already tell the new to tell the new? No, no, no, no, no, we didn't air it. We didn't air it. It was a prank episode. That's an amazing. Just that one. Well, yeah, that wasn't that was embarrassing for me.

It was probably more embarrassing for my dad. But so those of you as it are probably the same or close to our age in the, I don't know when I was in the 90s Yeah, yeah 80s 90 ladies 80s early 90s I don't know where it originated from or why it became popular But it was cool to pants to pants each other. Yeah, which is you basically sneak up behind someone and you rip their pants down Yeah, and I think this was like a big thing which is weird I remember here's what here's my theory on and I think this was like a big thing, which is weird. I remember that. Here's my theory on it.

And I think there was just, and at least for me, there was a time or a phase in my life as a kid growing up where it was really common to wear like basketball shorts and you know sweatpants and things like that to school and wear that on a regular basis. So you had things, you didn't wear shoes like athletic. Yes, right? So, you know, it was very popular to pants.

And we used to pants each other all the time. Ah, you know, drop their drawers and you laugh and stuff like athletic. Yes, right? So, you know, it was very popular to depend. So we used to pants each other all the time. Ah, you know, drop their drawers and you laugh and stuff like that. Well, it was so popular and common that even my dad and I used to do it to each other all the time, like messing around the house. And we used to do it so much that, you know, we were constantly trying to stick up.

Okay, so I'm, let's see here, I'm, I'm in, I wanna say six or seventh grade. No, seventh grade. I'm seventh grade. 13, 12, 13. Okay, so I'm in seventh I want to say six or seventh grade. No, seventh seventh grade. I'm seventh grade. 13 12. Okay, so I'm in seventh grade when this happens. We lived up in a Dom Pedro, near Dom Pedro Lake. We had a kind of a, a Doboy pool outside with a deck built around it.

And my dad and I would always do this pants thing. We got so popular between him and I that we wouldn't, you would tie your short. You knew that, you know, my dad was going to try and get me some time today. I would tie him real tight. And then he'd come and try and pants me. Then he wouldn't be able to get him down. I turned around. I knew you were going to try and do that. It was a big deal. He'd do the same thing to me. And so I was always like geared up to just yank him as hard as I could because you we'd start tying him on each other. And you wouldn't be able to get him down. So we're out at the pool though and day. And we happen to get them down. So we're out at the pool though and day and we happen to have guests over and it happens to be the pastor and his wife

and his children and my dad is out on the deck and he's talking to the pastor and they're just normal conversation and stuff and I'm like, oh, he's not going to see this coming. I'm going to sneak up behind him and I'm going to get him. And I'm just going to, and my eyes I'm thinking like, okay, he's probably got him super tight because he knows we do this all the time and I'm just going to scare him. You know, I'm going to, I'm gonna get him, you know, and I'm just gonna and my eyes I'm thinking like okay He's probably got him super tight because he knows we do this all the time And I'm just gonna scare him, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna jerk him and they're gonna be tight But it's gonna make him jump, you know, because he's standing in front of the pastor and he's got no shirt on He's got swim trunks on he's at the pool So I come walking up behind him and I gave everything I got to yank these suckers down thinking that they're gonna be tied and they're not tied and

They drop all the way to his ankles. And he's got swim trunks on his leg. No one to wear underneath there. And he's standing there cock hanging out right from the pastor. And he turned around and just yanked him right up and gave me this look and goes, go to your room. And then shortly after that, the pastor and the family, they scurried out of there and left.

And then I'm waiting in my room thinking like, oh my god, my dad's going to kill me. And it was actually the, the funny and the best part about it. And hopefully my dad, this is the episode, he'll get a chuckle out of this is, you know, he, he actually, he wasn't really that mad because he knew he couldn't be mad because he'd done it with me so many times and we had it was this big prank. It was more like son of all the times to do that to me. What were you thinking? I'm saying where. So I actually didn't get any real trouble. I just got a real stern talking to you that this was not okay. This was our inside joke. Yeah. So, but I was I was extremely embarrassed. I can't imagine how embarrassed he was standing

there. So yeah, that was a was an embarrassing pastor's like good job dad Right, rip your clothes off. Yeah, that's right. He was pretty embarrassed So that was that was my embarrassing story that I share with my father Okay, you got hey you want you want more He is mr. Barisie we should get another one here was pretty great This is the most embarrassing and it's ever having me in my life. Oh He was really great. This is the most embarrassing and it's ever happened to me in my life. Oh, yeah I'm excited and I was debating on sharing internet because It's a little bit of a clear insight to things that I did as a youthful, you know kid

Well, this is pre actually this is this is after the internet. Okay, so that's kind of sets the stage right So this is like back when we had like organ trail and No, no, no, this is after that. It was like it was like just it's like dial up. A.O. Well. Yeah, it's like dial up. Yeah, right. It's really really slow but it works. You get pictures and things. Yeah, okay, right? So you start to get pictures. So I was like, wow, this is cool pictures. Oh, what's this site? Oh cool. Whoa, that's nice. Yeah, this is great. Yeah, let's print this out Of course, right of course you're gonna print it out and it took like forever Kind of red and kind of like off color, right and it's this picture of like It's pretty graphic. Okay. It's just say it's just pretty graphic. It's like two girls in a guy. It's graphic.

Anyway, great choice to print by that. You know, it's it's something. And so I was like, this is cool, whatever. And no, you know, like, I'm gonna go take a shower. And so I decided to take it with me. Of course. It's. And so I decide to take it with me. Of course. It's a good idea. Let's take it with me. Of course. I'm gonna put it up here in the corner of my shower.

You know? Oh yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a great idea. Everything's working out, awesome. You left it there. I was done like trying myself off the next day. You left it there. I fuck it.

Oh my god. I'm like, I love it there. Like it. Yeah. Like you find it. Yeah, mom. Your mom. Of course, mom. Up on the shower fucking like it. Oh my god. I love it there. Like it. Like he finds it. Yeah, mom, mom, of course, on the shower, fucking up on there. Like what else was I doing in this graphic image? Like what the hell talk about like, oh my, I didn't even know what to say. What what did she say? Because I remember the first time my mom had to talk to me about masturbation.

Yeah. Well, she brought, she brought in the big guns. She brought my dad in there too. They both had a sit down with me and we're like, okay. You know, we got to talk about this. This is really graphic and oh my God. You know, where's this coming from? And I got the whole, like, you're dead. Give me the name of that one.

I want to know exactly where you got that. Yeah, so I taped it up on the wall and forgot it. I did. I left this. This is this typical. I was like, no typical man gets all he's going to get out of it and then just forget it. Yeah, I'm done.

Thank you image. I love that you went to the point of like mounting it and everything I could just see you. I'm like this. This is a perfect angle up. It's like this big. It's almost like I might have a little bit hit some candles and I played some music and that's how I get down Your mom's like that's why all the conditioners gone

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