Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 052: We are nerds

Episode Date: March 29, 2015

Sal, Adam & Justin may hide in the bodies of jocks, but they have some pretty nerdy tendencies... some which they would rather keep secret. In this episode they force each other to reveal their deepest, darkest nerd secrets.

Follow Justin's 98 transformation from Pudgey to Rift right here each week on Mind Pump. To get Justin's exact face workout and diet plan, go to MindPumpRadio.com and click the big yellow button's only one place to go. Mind, pop, mind, pop with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. All right, welcome back to Mind Pump. This is the show's design to bring you truth. That's about, that's a,

that's world of untrue. That's the untrue truth. Yeah, and in a world of lies. What are we telling the episode? Was this title well? So well first half introduce us Adam Why do you on it? He just poked me like Like a film All right, so this is Sal the Stefanoan. I'm here with Justin Andrews.

That's me and Adam Schaefer. Woo-woo, and Doug Aggie. Oh yeah. I think we should start introducing him all the time because Doug can get some lady followers. That's a good plan. For Doug Liss. I think we agree that we're gonna do

like a thing for him to assume but not yet. No, no, don't reveal it. No, okay, we can't reveal it. I don't want him to like edit this out of the show. Doug. This stays in the show It's right. All right, so let's the wizard remains the wizard. So I'm gonna surprise you guys with something here I think we should reveal the nerdiest thing about ourselves Nerdiest yeah, like like what's the secret wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we should probably split it up in three different. It's a lot of ground to cover. It's a lot of ground to cover. Well Justin's gonna go first. I think Justin has to go first.

Oh, I gotta go first. Well, did we say this one time that like, Sal was more of a nerd, you're more of a geek, right? I think that's a good... What is the difference between a nerd? A geek and a... I'm into... Nerd's more of a book guy and...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reading stuff that takes real smart kids. A geek is more like... Like Star Wars and shit like that exactly how dare you Don't ever talk about that that's that religious my shit. Yeah, I'm really bringing out the nerve, bro I want to hear it. That's not really a secret about me Most people that know me know that I'm like a huge Star Wars freaking geek. Are you really just because he wears t-shirts I thought all the time. Yeah, ever since I was a a kid I just like I'm totally been like hooked just by and

Oh my god tell us Hey, this guy's like you get on Paris or here. I seriously though It is kind of embarrassing because it really is like a hidden passion of mine dude. Oh good. Go. Oh, yeah I love oh dude I that's just how my mind works and and ever since I was a little kid my dad always like He didn't really know how to answer me Because I would ask him really deep questions You know about like why we exist, you know like is there a god? Why is there a god? Why are we even here? You know that kind of stuff and he was just like

Here's son Ranger by the way. Yeah, there you go kid, you know, it's all here But yeah, so my brain has never stopped doing that just by the way. And so I always, so I immediately got attached to like science fiction and read a bunch of novels and the story of Star Wars just resonated with me. And just, it's like how big of a fan are you? Do you have like, yeah, I mean, I'm not like.

Yeah, pajamas. I mean, did one. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah We're not now pajamas. Okay now you do you have a onesie. No, no that is my wife would burn it I have probably would you have a onesie you don't know how I have a onesie holy shit Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I have a onesie. Why Craig bought it for my birthday? Okay, this has got weirder. Oh, it's started weird It started and then you talked about a dude about a foreign Craig Craig got me Craig got me Did I have the butt flap? Yeah, it does everything. It's the full blown onesie bro

I get all the way in zip it up just like a onesie when you're kid and so you and you wore it you actually wear it Oh, yeah, I've wore it actually it's quite comfortable. Yes, what you're gonna do now. Yeah, you're gonna take a picture and post that shit on Instagram I already have. You know, Wednesday. It's on my age. I G bro. Look back, I'm flipping the camera off and I'm in the em, and I think, and I think I'm gonna use my birthday present.

It's actually pretty comfy. Does that feed on it? Yeah, I have to modify it though. Why? Well, because it's, oh no. Yeah. Yeah. You put the butt flap at the front

Hey bro you say I can read your shit Typically like a typical Adam poor justice time must already Let's get back to your dirty days. I guys this guy's got to insert some kind of yeah, yeah, hey guys I got this man having, right? If I get that. This is Adam, I got a onesie, why do you have a onesie? I got a big cock. What?

Let's have to do it with anything. I didn't say that. Hey, Justin, let's hear your nerdy news tomorrow. I'm actually really interested in this right now because it's not something you've shared. I mean, of course, I know that you have the Star Wars stuff. Yeah, well, but I mean, I really want to know, like, to what level do you have toys that have never been opened?

No, I played with every one of them. I have a ton of toys though. Yeah, well, okay, let's get something clear now. When I'm asking you questions, I'm asking grown-ass Justin questions. I play with fucking toys when I was seven, too, bro. Oh, you're talking about like right now. Oh, yeah. Well, bro, there's levels.

You said yes. Yes, there we go. Yeah, you was in there, bro. Oh, you're talking about like right now. Oh, yeah, well, bro. There's levels. Yes. Yes In there bro, I do all these these old figurines and all that kind of do you save them like all pristine and shit? No I'm not like I'm not like a weirdo Well, I'm nerdy, but I'm not a weirdo. Do you how often do you play with them? I I make sure my son plays Yeah, I make sure that my son plays with me. I sort of go like, bro, hey, this was your idea to talk about this right now. Don't you dare start to back that up.

Well, I thought it was gonna be funny. Oh, you didn't get really awkward. No, but I'm using this as my confessional because my wife has had to endure some, because my buddy, one of my best friends Growing up like he's he's a lot like me like we're super jox, you know But we had this like weird side about us. We're like, dude, you know like we're so into this bro And like so we

We started Sort of collaborating ideas and we honestly the last like a decade have been writing this science fiction novel together honestly the last like decade have been writing the science fiction novel together. I did so it's so embarrassing to say but like we're like 5,000 years in the future. Every time we talk about it like this is that how it starts. Most important thing that's ever gonna happen. You know like people are gonna love this and we just keep adding to it every time I see it and we're like okay dude I got this new scene. Well the way the way mind pumps growing maybe there is a chance that there is, you know, one percent chance in some of those people.

I'm telling you, it's so epic. It would like even Avatar like as much as a cost. Oh, just right out there with James Cameron. You just throw it out there. I should on that movie all day long, dude. That's good. When they make the movie adaptation of it, I want to me and Adam are going to act in it. Oh, yeah.

I want to be one of the parts of the, the, I want to be the self-aware robot. So I want to keep asking questions that make you squirm because I have a feeling I'm hitting them all. Do you have Star Wars sex toys? Do you have a vibrating lightsaber? Has your wife ever had to talk to you about your habits? She... well... I thought you had that all over the room. She told me not to talk about...

Okay, so there's a name to the story. So I'm bringing up this story that we've been writing forever. And it, like, she's like, you can't talk about that anymore. She's what I hear. Yeah, it was like for a while there, that was like the center of my thoughts. Because I used to get consumed with things. If it's business, then it's all business. You know, if it's like this story was new,

and I'm like, dude, both our wives are gonna leave us at the same time. Yeah. So, you know, so I don't even know if I want to give the title out because some of you all like steal it. Oh yeah, bro, don't do that. No, don't give up the title. Yeah, but yeah, that's pretty good.

That's so relevant to this story. But anyway, like I remember talking to the sort of trainer of the gym about this, and like we were both laughing because he was like a big comic geek guy like you know Take down he was like really like he knew like every character like Marvel ever did you know like whoa Like that's a new level and then I started going off on like my level of sci-fi and he's like whoa I told him my whole story and he's like that's so epic He's like nobody will ever have the money to do this. You know as a movie and I'm like fuck you're right

Never gonna happen It takes place on Mars. Yeah, it's like no, it's it's like multi-dimensional You know, it's like it's fucking out there. It's like inception. Yeah, it's it's pretty it's like total recall It's pretty deep French like I said dude the since I was more everything is like you know philosophically deep like that's that's how my brain Okay, well, I'm not done with these questions What do you tell my I think I just regurgitated some serious I feel like there's a lot more nerdy to you that I want you to the bottom of right now I bet there is So we you've written your you're working on a sci-fi book.

That's definitely gives you facts. Super nerd points there. Fact. Your wife has told you already at least once, if not more than once, that stop talking about this story. Yes. Okay, so that's definitely gets points for that. You still turn workouts into a video game.

You still have toys. I guess that's nerdy. You still have toys. Toys. To do. Okay. And you feel obligated to play with your child with them So you don't feel guilty for playing with them by yourself Why did you just do that to me? I was just recapping

Hey, let's wait till your turn Okay, we picked that just now. All right, I guess that's my turn. So you guys want to know how big of an ordem. You guys probably don't remember this magazine. It was popular in the 80s and maybe early 90s. It was called Omni. Do you guys remember Omni?

Omni. Were you found the pictures on the front? No, what? On the front. Oh, it was like poking on. That was highlights. Nope. You remember Highlights?

Yeah, that was like the dentist office. Yes, that is always, I was so good at fighting all the little pictures. When you were like 19. Yeah. That was the last time here at a book. No, Omni was a science magazine, a science and sci-fi magazine,

and I used to read this shit when I was nine, and this book would talk, bro, this magazine would talk about quantum physics and multi-dimension, and I'm nine years old reading this book in my room, not going to bed reading the shit. So, I just read that now as scientific journals.

Oh, dude, yeah. I used to do that and check this out. So I would be a kid, I would be a kid, right? I'd be at home, it's summertime, no school. My friends, my neighbors would come knock on the door and I'd tell my mom, I'd be like, tell them not home. Why? Because I was reading the encyclopedia.

I swore to God. I would be sitting on the couch and I would read the encyclopedia. I would start with the A and I go all the way to the... That's a very big sense. And your brain is just like an encyclopedia. That was my nickname and I was a kid. The human encyclopedia. And so I'd read about art barks. I'd start with art barks and I go all the way to the sense that your brain is just like a psychopath. That's that was my nickname I was a kid the human insect the period and so I read about art barks

It start with art barks and I read about this and they'd be like oh wait I want to learn about like shit. Why are there sheriffs instead of when versus police? Let's read about that Let's read so I know all this you random useless information because I bet you're fucking awesome at trivial pursuit I'm great at those types of things. I'm really good at random useless information. Like I know a little bit about everything. Yeah, and I know a lot about pretty much. Snap-o-cap. Like a snap. Yeah, exactly. It calls me a snap-o-cap. Did she say that to you? Yeah, because I have random facts like that. Probably not on your level, because I don't have a photographic memory. Yeah. How'd you lose your memory?

So check this out. So here's one of my favorite things to what right now I have this deep passion. I love reading. So here's what I read in my spare time. When I'm reading about fitness, I like learning about economics and quantum physics. Yes, two of the most nerdy subjects you can think about, but easy reading. Yeah, easy reading. When I like to just relax and just, you know, my brain to relax. So this is a, this is a subject that just finds so fascinating. And this has a subject that just finds so fascinating and this has to do with what's called the technological singularity.

Have you heard of this? So they're predicting that sometime probably in our lifetime, they're going to create real artificial intelligence, where you create a self-aware computer that is aware of itself and is intelligent in and of itself. And at that moment, that computer will have the ability to invent a computer Smarter than itself and so watch a chappy. No. No. I will have it was that awesome

It was like it was entertaining and it was good the concepts were there But it was like the way that they they made the robot how he was so human like and his mannerisms and expressions. And because what they tried to do was start him at like a real child level. So it was like, it was like this progression. So he started out as like a kind of a baby and then a toddler is all like frightened. And then they sort of like developed him into what would be like an accelerated human being kind of. Well, see, I want to check this out because, and this is, so here's what it's funny about Hollywood is they'll, they'll show artificial intelligence and they always put it in human terms.

Mm-hmm. What we need to realize is that humans are, we're primates, we're animals and we, yes, we are very intelligent, but a lot of us is instinct and we do a lot of stupid shit because of our instinct. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Why the hell would a computer, an artificially, superially intelligent computer, have any of those instincts? They wouldn't, I don't think they would,

I think they'd evolve beyond that. But so that I find that fascinating, and I find, here's something else that I find extremely fascinating. So I'm always, where we come from, why we exist? Is there a God? These are things that have always fascinated me. And when you look at quantum physics,

you actually, there's lots of things that point to the fact that we probably live in a simulated reality. Like we ourselves are probably, self-aware programs within a artificial reality that, and we're just completely unaware of it And now we are becoming intelligence enough to create our own artificial intelligence Which will then create their own artificial intelligence. So if this is all true if life existed in the universe for Billions of years before we have and they were intelligent enough to develop artificial intelligence

This could be an infinite number of layers deep. We could just be programs that are self-aware, not even be, not even understand this. So this is, right. This is from, this is from you. This is your reading and studying, or is this from you smoking weed and watching Matrix? Exactly. Exactly.

Because I think I, I think I, I think I blow your brain. Yeah, I think I did that. Once or twice, you know. Adam, it's your turn. It's your turn. Yeah, yeah. See, Adam acts cool. I'm pleased it's your turn it's your turn. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool I'm pretty he's I'm gonna hear your nerd side. Yeah, I'm trying to like cool all the time

You know, I don't I'm actually really fuck yeah, I'm pretty fucking Nerdy let me ask your question dude. What what do you do fancy football? Okay, okay? Yeah, yeah That's done using dragons for jocks, dude. You realize that, right? All right, all right, all right. That's fucking D&D. So I was introduced to fantasy football about seven years ago.

Well, maybe a little more. No, we're on our eight season. So yeah, eight, nine years ago, it's been a while I've been doing this. So yeah, I've been doing it as a grown-ass man since I was late or mid-twenties. And I absolutely love fantasy football. Probably because I'm a bit of a gambler, too.

I like to gamble. So we have, you know, our pots, $3,000 when you win. So it's kind of a big pot when you win. And there's a lot of side bets that we all make with each other. And I go back to high school with all these guys. So it's kind of cool. So these guys, for me, it's kind of a great way to stay and touch with them still.

And if I wouldn't, if I, we weren't in our fantasy league, I probably wouldn't be in touch with all of these guys, but because of that, we've remained close, even into our 30s, which is pretty cool. But yes, it can be nerdy because it's very competitive against the guys I play. You cannot just do it for fun and put your team in and be like, oh, see how we go.

Like these guys fucking study. These guys are watching the call, the guys I play, you cannot just do it for fun and put your team in and be like, oh, see how we go. Like these guys fucking study. These guys are watching the call, all the college players who are coming up in the draft, who are making all the big trades and stuff right now. What's going on? They're planning for next season's draft right now on like the strategy of who to go after and when to draft. Dude, look at his eyes.

I know. Let me see his eyes. I want to work. Oh, it is. It's something that doesn't exist. It's the reason why I've been getting my ass kicked for the last few seasons, because I've been focused on business and other things

and fitness, so I've been getting my ass kicked to Vav, I've won one season out of the eight years we've been doing it, which I have to tote that all the time because that's, because I keep getting my ass handed to me now because I have much time it takes to do that. So that's probably. Do you play video games? Yeah.

I don't anymore. I did till I was about, you know when I stopped, I stopped- Hey, hello. I, Halo 2. Halo 2 started to make me dizzy. It was the weirdest thing ever. This is true story.

So I was a, I was a video game fanatic. So I, I think I've lost it. That is the nerdyest thing I've ever heard of my life. I, I, well, I can't play video games because it made me dizzy. So I, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just games because it made me dizzy. So I... I just... Just to break that down. So my buddies and I put them in fact,

they still do, they're getting ready to get married. And they found two women that are totally okay with them still playing, but I probably lost at least, I don't know, 10 to 12 girlfriends over the past, you know. Because the video was lost? Oh, the girlfriends over video games. Oh yeah, absolutely. I've launched girlfriends out of my house

because they try to get in between me and my buddies in our video games too. For sure, like what? You have a problem with this? Wow. It's not like I'm at the bar banging some chick right now. I'm playing video games. Get out of here.

Yeah. Get out of here. I'm playing video games forever. As much as I love to read in Cyclopeedia's bro, a woman will always win for me. I don't know how the hell that happened. So yeah, well, I guess I grew up. If my wife is like, put that book down,

we're gonna get busy, I'm like, okay. I'm not reading anymore. Yeah, so I did do that, although I did stop in my late 20s, and it started from when I started getting dizzy. For some reason, I started getting dizzy playing the video game. It was all the one person game started to throw me off

big time and I don't know. So I stopped playing and never returned. So but that's definitely a nerdy part of me for sure the fantasy football, some of their nerdy habits I have. I read, you know, I first, you can't tell by the way I write. You watch cartoons. Do you watch cartoons?

I don't. I watch cartoons. I watch family guy. I watch that. That's not watch Carthumes. Do you watch cartoons? I don't. I watch cartoons. I watch family guy. I watch that. That's not really, doesn't it, Ken? Do you watch cartoons, Justin? Nah, nah really. Bro, when I do cardio, people used to make fun of me at the gym.

I used to put on like, You look like somebody who watch cartoons. I watch Tom and Jerry when I do cardio. Old Tom and Jerry, not the new. You have to come down from all your heavy ass. That's why I think it's easy. You're like one extreme, there's just extremists, bro. You're extremely, you're like,

No, listen, the old Tom and Jerry. I'm not talking about the ones that were like talk that are talk No, that's like super like super not super just like like they're smoking cigarettes and they're like trying to kill each other Yeah, a few days horrible and racist change Yeah, horrible cartoons. Yeah, terrible hilarious Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I think You know, I can't other than that like so, you know, like I said, I read a little bit. I Definitely comic books. That's funny because when I watch on TV is mainly like history channel science channel So I discovered okay, so I all I watch I watch a lot of discovery. I watch a lot of history You want to crash TV. I do too. Yeah, I do. I watch trash to you when I'm sick

Oh, I watch a lot of history. I do too. Yeah, I do I watch trash to you when I'm sick. Oh Michael show I've ever watched that I was like why the fuck am I watching something love right? Yeah, something love something of love. Yeah, and Just yeah, that was what I watch I do watch so I do like okay, so it always depends what kind of mood I'm in so I'm a bit Okay, I'm a bit I don't know if this makes me nerdy I am a big movie and TV series buff. Like I've like watched a lot of different TV series. Well, if you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I would say yes. No, I haven't seen that actually.

No, that wasn't on my radar. But I have watched a lot of TV series because that's kind of my thing to do when I finally come, like even like from tonight. So I'll come home from tonight. I've been going since six o'clock this morning, talking on this thing always gets me all wound up And I got a beat up tomorrow morning by 3.45 a.m

So I got to like come down from that the best way for me to is put on like it just just a no brain working half You want to talk about a brainless show what the bachelor? Oh my god my wife watches that show and I swear to God I can't be in the same room. I feel myself getting stupid as I'm watching it I want to punch the TV. It is so it is the worst fucking show on television period. I cannot stand it No, no, I don't know cuz let's talk about horrible fucking shows that have to sit through with your significant other Yeah, downtown Abby That is yeah, I do but at least that's got a little bit of life history. No!

No! You can't fucking justify it. You'd rather watch the batch though. Oh, I want to like, I want to stab my eyes. At least the batch knows about your hot chicks run around. Dude, they're not hot. Anytime you put me in a room and I have to listen to my stupider ass. Hot butt shit.

Old ass English people. Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I want to fucking kill myself, dude. You just sounded like an old English people. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, you killed myself, dude. You just sounded like a whole English like, that's funny. This is kind of, this is, this is fun for me to listen to because, yeah. And they're all ugly. My girl and I, we watch all the same TV. She doesn't have a show that she watches. I don't, we share the same interest in shows. And if we didn't, I mean, I honestly sometimes I wish I had my own. I'd leave her. Well, I mean, sometimes I wish I had my own show. Because we watch all the same shows, so then there's times where like, I want to watch

an episode, I think, because she's working or she's gone somewhere, and I can't watch because she's not there, and she's got a state. She'd honor what they're saying. Yeah, it's what she's going to be. She'll come home, she's like, can I watch UFC fighter or something? I learned my, one time I did do that, dude, one time, I didn't get dinner that night. This is the last time I ever do that Bro, let me tell you about having kids. Okay, I go to my DVR Bro, it's all frickin regular show frickin, you know

You're not like Network shows man those are bizarre bro. The regular show is hilarious Me and my son watched that we just die laughing. Oh, yeah. wife hates it when I watch it with him. Well, that's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like, That's like,'t make me watch it down to Abby. No, because I, honestly, I put like standards. Like, that's one of mine. Like, I'm just like, dude, I will not watch that. I'm all, I'm all over. I'm all for the girl watching what she wants to watch,

but then I want my option to not watch it, at least work on my part. We all kind of have our own. You know, it's great. You'd be like, Hunter should be like, I'll watch one episode of Downton Abby, and then we're gonna watch porn together You know you gotta do a little trade that is a great trade off tried that east

I'm not gonna reveal it Can we watch porn with people in English accents? Oh my god higher it's right? That's like the That's the gold standard for like couple they one like That's a gold standard for like They won like seven you got a relationship that's kind of like you know I don't know the stats on it. I do know the stats because that's one of our that's like one of my go-to pawns right there Pirates pirates is pirates won like seven awards bro. It's got like three in a word. Oh, bro. Yeah for sure It's oh dude. It's like it's perfect because like it's like $95 Bro it's the most expensive porn you could still buy right now. It's like 95 bucks or something crazy.

75, 95. What the hell pays money for porn in 2015? Well, dude, it's nice to have like a nice case and like it has all the special features. What are you making love to your porn? Well, dude, this is good. You go to different chapters. So it's like a good two, three hour film that you know, sometimes you want the treasured chest scene with the two girls

I didn't know we were gonna go into 40 So it's just freaking it up as a joke. Well, he's saying that why would you not have why you not have a porn versus you know It's funny. I literally just had a conversation my wife where she's like, you know I Don't want like too many people here you guys talk about horrible stuff Because then what if some parents are the kids and oh my our kids will talk and now we're talking about porn. Well, you know what we're giving them advice Do we have okay? We're trying to spice up the marriages. We have the fucking E right by our little thing explicit explicit. That's what it means for a dark content only kids listening

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