Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 127: Operation Get Doug Laid Part 2

Episode Date: August 7, 2015

Doug is really in trouble now. Sal, Adam & Justin have decided to act as his matchmaker. Enough said.

If you want to pump your body and expand your mind, there's only one place to go. Mite, pop, mite, pop with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Welcome to the show known to give you Lady Wood. Lady Wood! I do a crusty nation. I do like that the girls are saying that. Lady Wood.

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He merby's flaking up. Throated a lot of Yeah, I got them things. Yeah, this is all scratch. So you guys only hear a little story. So I'm at I'm in Lake Shasta this weekend in a houseboat and as you guys are well aware, I'm not the most athletic individual in the world. I like to work out. That's it. You look like it though, so that works. It counts.

Yeah, the soccer shoes had me full. Yeah. I'm a, the soccer shoes was still the white socks. It totally fills me. You know what I'm like? I'm like those big lifted SUVs that nobody ever takes off. Yeah.

I always mean, cause yeah, so I try and use I tried scurping scurping. Yeah, yeah, I used to do scur. You did have you ever you guys have both done water sports. Yeah, I grew up on a lake, dude. Bro, what's funny? So I'm never in everything, you know, as far as like doing something when I was a kid I did up two seconds.

Yeah. Well, I'm not gonna tell my story. Go ahead, though. You're like, you just gotta, he's gonna have a one-up on us right there. And he's like, so you guys are totally picked up this new sport.

No, never. Yeah, never. No, not at all. I've never done anything, I've never done any water sport. Like I've been in a boat, but I've never water skied, I've actually never snowboarded,

I've never done anything. Oh, really? No. You know, just what I think you couldn't get any nerdyer. My goodness. You just take it to the next level. Believe me, there's things I've done done anything. Oh, really? No. You know, just what I think you couldn't get any nerder. My goodness. You just take it to the next level. Believe me, there's things I've done that you are not willing to do. I'm not willing to do.

I'm not willing to do. I'm not willing to do it. You're not willing to do it. So I tried scurving, but you know, I felt bad because everybody there is really good at it. So I only tried like six or seven times. A breed war and peace. And I'm like, all right guys, let me, you know,

let me get back in the boat, you guys keep doing it. But anyway, so I tried it and it's back in the boat, you guys keep doing it. But anyway, I tried it and it's pretty hard. Yeah, but apparently Justin says it's not. So, yeah. Well, if you, well, he's also skateboarded, snowboarded and done all the other boarding sports like I have to.

So I've wakeboarded, snowboarded, done all that stuff. So when you've done that, it's a little bit easier. I have no idea what else to do. You don't have that, that mine muscle connection there. That's why I would think you would be more into sports like that because I find it

Fascinating the biomechanics and the you know the keep yourself stable I'm about to take it to another level. You ready for this? Okay, so the guys I go with they're all extremely intelligent Successful man. They're all in the medical field. That's about as far as I'm gonna go in terms of describing them because I don't want to Tell any stories that I then make them look bad, yeah. But they're very intelligent guys. My favorite part of the trip is we go and we drink and then we have the most crazy conversations. And that sounds horrible, boring, but it's not. We have amazing conversations.

I enjoy that. This is a very adult trip. It's, so these guys are so smart. Let me put it this way. These guys are so smart that they get bored doing the really hard jobs. So they take on hobbies and become experts at them. Like one guy is the best bartender

I've ever seen in my entire life. He'll bring plants with him. He'll bring like different types of fruit. He'll bring alcohols you've never even seen. And he'll make and mix things that are super rare and are taste amazing. Wow, I like that. I like that. He's so, like I said,

it gets bored doing his really hard job. So he decides he's gonna learn how to make some cocktails and you're throwing. Amazing drinks. That's cool. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That is cool. But now I'm sick, so.

What are, you're kissing today, you got him? Nobody mentioned before we fired these things up, which I know is pretty normal for us. What the fuck are we talking about today? What are we going to go over to? Oh my god. I don't know. Did we tell everybody about our new Instagram accounts?

Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Well, that new Instagram account, same Instagram accounts, but we just changed the name. So I'm no longer MAP, Santa Bolic. I'm now mind pump. Sal Adam is no longer. We love to hate to hate Adam. He's mind pump.

Adam and Justin's personal page is Mind Pump Justin. We totally went corporate on you guys. Yes. See what we're turning into? Adam's still gonna post the same selfie. Oh yeah, standing in front of the air. One, the other, giving the update. Same shit.

He's still the same. A lovable guy. He shows off his, Sal's still gonna use all the filters. He's the whole body. All the filters at Instagram, a supplies. And justins gonna use the only one. He knows how to use the black and white ones.

That's all I know. That's all I know. Yeah. South still waiting on the three dimensional filter. That's common. So you know what we're gonna do? We were gonna, did you fire up your laptop? Just, I did, yeah, yeah.

So we're ready to rock. Yeah, because we're gonna air the other episode before this one, Doug. Yes, we're gonna do? Did you fire up your laptop? I did, yeah, yeah. So we're ready to rock. Yeah, because we're gonna air the other episode before this one, Doug. Yes, we're doing this. Okay, so this is, so by now you would have heard the episode where we're trying to describe the perfect woman since we're gonna try and get Doug hooked up. We're trying to get him a girlfriend.

And if not that late, trying to get him late. So what we're gonna do right now. I don't wanna say that because I don't wanna say we're trying to just get him late because then we're gonna detour a lot of good women. We are looking for- No, no, trying to get him laid. So what we're gonna do right now. I don't wanna say that because I don't wanna say we're trying to just get him laid because we're gonna detour a lot of good women. We are looking for- No, no, he wants a good woman. If he gets laid because-

But you need a plan B, though. That's just a, you know, a byproduct from it. Right, but let's say he meets a bunch of girls, he doesn't like any of them. But then he comes back and he's like, yeah, but I had a lot of sex. I'll feel better, helping him with that. Yeah, but if we say that on air then we're gonna,

these women are gonna be like, well, I don't want to just sleep with this guy I'm interested. You know what I'm saying? We don't want to deter people for a relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay So don't be fooled just because we want to live vicariously through him right? So what are we on right now? We on match calm. Yeah, we're on match calm. I was just looking right now on the screen where I'm a man seeking a woman and I just noticed there's no in between Sex there those mother fuck what are you gonna do? Oh, we have the narrow peak. Yeah, I mean we got to be specific man or female Yeah, what oh, should we stay in age? Are we are sorry? We're gonna do this like interviews. How we're gonna ask Doug? Yeah, I'm gonna answer her here. So Doug so Doug We just in front page. What do we put you are a man?

I am a man. I am seeking a woman. Yes. Let's click that in there. So clicked. And then between the ages of... Yeah, what ages are you looking for, Doug, for women? You know, I think last episode you mentioned

between, say, 30 and 40. Yeah, Adam was doing like, you know, 22. 22. I think that might just be a little bit young for me. I'm gonna go 27. Yeah, I think it's somewhere in the city. Okay, yeah, that's 27. Here's the things you gotta take into consideration.

With all the growth hormones, Let's go in through all the food and meet and stuff like that. Girls these days are far mature. Yeah, 27-year-old woman could be like a 38-year-old woman nowadays. I mean, that's true. Fully developed, a lot old nowadays. I mean that's true fully developed a lot more mature I mean, so I think it's important that we so 27 to let's make a big range though. Okay, let's go 27 to 45 Okay, just so we can see what's out there got it see what's happening and you might get theoretically a mother and daughter

Together, because of the age difference Look at that combo again. I'm thinking plan B. I'm always one step ahead you know that's yeah, yeah, that's a great point That's what are they called out the golden see see and every once in a while you say so they're really stupid It sounds like a deaf leopard totally redeem yourself with something brilliant like that was brilliant Listen that sounded like a deaf leopard concert to me All right, I was listening to death leopard literally 10 minutes ago Some sugar on me 10 minutes ago. I was playing to Death Leopard literally 10 minutes ago. Oh, some sugar on me. 10 minutes ago, I was playing that song literally.

I saw it because I saw it as documentary. I saw it as documentary. Where like they had this thing underneath the stage where they would in between songs that go down. And as they're going down there, they picked all the cutest girls in the crowd. And there was like a mother and a daughter. Like, together. That's so great. Wow. I was like like a mother and a daughter, like, together.

So great. I was like, you guys. Greatest 80s band ever. Yeah. Definitely. Do a little bit. So now we need the zip code. Well, don't say it out loud, obviously.

Oh wait, do we? 5254 on the top. It doesn't matter. You said zip code. We can say zip code. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we're gonna give this home address. What's it?

My goodness. Yeah, it's 95125. It's personal. this home address. We're gonna give this home address. My goodness. Yeah, it's 9.5, 1.25. It's gonna be more use. 9.5, 1.25. If for you ladies listening, that's it. That's an expensive area and so we're gonna be like, boom.

Okay, here we go. We're viewing photos. Already? That's all we had to put was the, are you kidding me? This is easy. No, no, no, no, no, went to Xfinity Wi-Fi. That's something happened here. Oh man. Mirror's real life, I think.

The way Justin's handling this is the way he talks to girls. Boop. Oh. Ah. I'm off the page now. That was so good. We're in like a second. And I blew it.

Scree-sale. This happens rarely. Yeah, I had a thought. Oh, nevermind. I lost it. Oh, nevermind. I lost it. Oh, be back. I don't know. This is a horrible, horrible, retrieval lost.

Yeah, doing these type of things live on air is certainly a challenge. Yeah, well, the best what you're here doing. Kick this on to the wrong. Well, you know, we could easily talk amongst yourself. Well, it's going to say Justin could just interject as he gets to question this out that and sound I could talk about. Normal stuff. That's pretty much not important that we normally talk about.

Yeah, I mean, I normally have, so I have, I have one that actually was, was bothering me today. You know, I always have a bone to pick. So this, this girl comes up to me and she asks me about a program or something. And it's always funny when I finally put it together, like halfway through and they're asking me that I find out that they have another trainer and they're just trying to justify their thoughts on not doing what they tell them to do by coming to me. And I know you guys, my trainer tells me to do this. Yeah. What do you think about it? And I just can't stand it. It's like you hired a trainer, you paying them to do this stuff like that. Listen, you're a fucking trainer. Like you know I'm saying like, then you, if you're the other guy who tries to be like

smarter than everybody else, and you're just like, oh, God, he told you to do what? You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't know what his plan is. You don't know, maybe there's a reason why he has her running no carbs right now, or maybe there's a reason why he's got her doing an X amount of cardio or whatever right now. So you don't know the plan.

You know what I'm saying? You're not designing the program. So who am I to come in and say it's wrong? So what do you say then at that point? I call him out on it. So you say, what are you doing? know the plan. And you know I'm saying you're not designing the program. So who am I to come in and say it's wrong? So what do you say then, at that point? I call them out on it. So you say, what are you doing? Yeah, exactly. Like someone says that to me and I'm just like,

listen, if your trainer is telling you to do it, like, did you, I check, I asked him. I said, did you hire your trainer? Did you hire your trainer because you believed in he or she could help you out? Well, yeah, of course. Okay, well then, then listen to your trainer. And then listen to your trainer,

then what, what do you double checking with me for? You know what I'm saying? Well, I just wanted to know what you thought about it. Well, the, of course. Okay. Well then listen to your trainer and listen to your trainer then why do you double checking with me for you to say well, I just wanted to know what you thought about it. Well, the other thing too, you know, what ends up happening when you try to correct what the trainer said because inevitably the trainers and say, a lot of trainers, not all, but a lot of times they'll say things that are just regurgitated, you know, baloney. And if you come out and you try to correct it, then they're going to go back to their trainer and it's going to become, well, he said this, you said that this type of deal. They have the relationship with the trainer since they hired them. They're gonna end up listening to the trainer. You look like an asshole. Yeah, exactly. So I think what you said is probably smart.

Well, yeah, because they have the hour plus session with them. And because that's happened to me before, like, well, I wouldn't have so and so. And they told me that I shouldn't be doing this and I'd be like, they're an idiot. Yeah. Because I punk that guy because you don't know what I'm why I'm done. And then I explain it then why we're doing this. And I don't know that because I'm the guy like, they're an idiot. Cause it, I punk that guy. It was it because you don't know what I'm, why I'm done. And then I explain it then, why we're doing this. And I don't know that because I'm the guy outside who's getting asked the second question. So that's a little tip for you trainers

when that happens to you when some, a client comes over. And you know, it's hard because the, the greedy trainer, or the trainer, even if you're not greedy, the trainer who's trying to come up and build their business, they see that as an opportunity of possibly stealing a client or stealing business or winning them over or an opportunity just to feed their ego and sound smarter than their current trainer. So they will put that person down by telling them that, oh, this is this or this is that

where don't do that. You know, take the high road. The only way to really steal a client is by being an awesome trainer and being around the client while they're training with their trainer and they're watching you train your clients. That's the way I've ever stole clients, not on purpose, just because I'm doing a good job and they see what I'm doing. And then they end up coming over.

If you go out and try to purposely steal a client nine out of 10 times, they'll come across like an asshole. Yeah. And once again, I always like to do a takeaway close in that situation too, when they come approach, you're like, well, no, you have sessions with your trainer., you know train with your trainers stuff like that like back up the trainer Yeah support support your peers, you know for sure, you know every you don't you don't know what's being set on the other side You know with it with them when they're not when you're not around so and I know that's hard for us because you know

Especially in the training industry. We all have egos. Yeah, I got these big fucking egos, and we all want we want to be smart We'll be right this shit talking for my pump. Yeah, come on here and talk around. Yeah, yeah, pretty different. Yeah, no, that's totally different That's what we're in it. We're in an authoritative position. Are we on now? No, no, you hear me. No, you are I can't hear you Why are you are I'm I am I am are you on now? I'm back. All right Yeah, so we got him in all right, so he's in man. He's in there. They're a little Financing we might have thought that somebody already had that username and account and whatnot interesting that we got him in okay So now so what's it asking us that you know it sounds like to me? Sounds like Doug was in totally honest that he hasn't been on with these

No, no, did I say I hadn't oh no, I did I did the match.com thing probably Ten years ago. Oh, wow. Yeah, that long ago. That's before the internet was invented. Yeah, pretty much St. Letters to each other. I thought they call those pin pals. It was it was it like where they stone tablets you I had to climb a mountain first Cineponi Express All right, so so what what question now it says yeah, just give us a push you would like to find singles I had to climb a mountain first. Cineponi Express. Oh my God. Send them to Egypt. So what question now? So now it says,

yeah, just give us a question. You would like to find singles searched by a radius living within 50 miles. Okay, wait a second, wait a second. Can I have been on these before? Okay, no, we've been asking questions about what you want. Yeah, I thought they,

I thought they don't have an application where we have to like say he likes tall, dark skinny, yeah, like all this stuff where not yet. I don't know. Maybe let me hold on. It's just to start matching by radius. Well, that's the part. That's the part.

That's the part. Kind of radius of a woman. I think that's the part where you need to involve us is we just start asking questions because the other stuff we don't really give a shit about. We need to get to the part where you're asking us specific questions. Okay, let me get back to work. See you guys later. Okay.

So, let's think about how we would help wingman. Okay, I'm back. Oh, yeah. Stupid dude. It says what? What's her hair color? Okay. Now do we have multiple options? Do we have to pick one? Yes, how about I read them off for you? Purple how do I do that? Yeah, I burn slash red black light brown dark brown blonde salt and pepper

Can he pick multiple of those are you on pick one? Yeah, I think you can do multiple. Yeah, let's do all of them. Except for no, hey, bro, shouldn't we fucking ask the guys that go out with it? Jesus, this guy we're screening. We're helping him. We're helping him. We're not deciding who he's going to be. Oh, okay.

Well, let me, I thought we were doing all the work. I'm going to ask you this, Doug. I'm with you. Let me ask you, is there any hair colors that you just not really have fed? Like, for example, I'm not a big firecrush guy. Although I'm open-. Let me ask you, is there any hair colors that you just not really a fat? Like for example, I'm not a big firecrush guy. Although I'm open minded to your head. I'm open minded to redheads.

Yeah. Is there any colored hair that you leave again? You look around with a redhead. You know, I'm pretty open, but I would have to be with you Adam. Okay. Redhead, which is kind of interesting because my sister-in-law is a redhead.

You know what, my sister's- I mean, they are crazy. My sister's a redhead also, so probably, that's probably why, because you feel like your sister, your family, or something like that's possible too. Okay, so you like all of the ones except for redhead? So I'm putting redhead only. Yeah, you know, and obviously the salt and pepper, you know.

That depends. You don't want them seasoned. Okay, that's good. So let's not, no redheads, no salt and pepper, everybody else. Everybody else. All right, all right. See, this is how this is gonna work. Here we go. Here's the next one. What's her eye color? black blue brown gray green or hazel black

What great white? No, no all colors are fine with eyes. Just not red Some some reason I'm not into the red no red eyes no Satan looking women just a side note though It will bode well for you better to go with a dark colored eye because the chances that you're of you if you end up with Another person with light color eyes like you it increases your their chances of your child having a having a wear glasses By like 60 plus Well, that's looking ahead. You know, it just happened something something weird just happened. Was that a salmum? Adam just had a salmum He just had a salmum. I just gave you guys a Herpie. I mean, I help you know what? You know what? Adam also has Tourette's and it's a lot like what you normally would talk about. Oh

Interesting, but he just like ran every randomly just like spews out. So I feel like I need to talk about cock pumps now just I got a note that Adam's already have has me having kids with this woman. Oh, wow. Just let me just give him just let me. Wow, you're done. Look at that. Good call, Doug. You got to watch out for yourself. Pull out.

Pull out. I just, you know, I feel like it's sad, sick, and he's kind of lagging on some of those things. So I'll pull out the snap, the snap, answer. That's good. Whoa. This is interesting. Okay.

So it says, what's her body type? And then there's like a box that says, deal breaker. Oh, okay. So what says what's her body type and then there's like a box that says deal breaker. Okay, so what's the deal breaker body type obese? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, put on there no fatties. No, I'm just kidding. Don't do that. I'll kick you right off.

On a real note though, we have an, I don't think we asked out of this. Like, what are you? Are you, do you like a thicker girl? Do you like a very thin, I mean, model skinny? Do you like... Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Hold on, hold on, we gotta adjust it.

No, it says deal breaker, like, is a place where you can mark that. But then underneath it, there's like no preference, slender, big and beautiful, above average, curvy, athletic and... So I think you click all the ones that he's open to and then there's a deal breaker one, you write that in, where the deal breaker is. That's just my guess. I don't think you can write it in though. That's why I'm like,

well, there's two ones we want. How about that? So which ones do you like? Let's, okay, start with the first one. Pretty sure you can tell, she's a big player. I would say athletic would be good. All right, so I'll say.

I like thin, but not necessarily twiggy, you know, not super. Not curvy? Curvy? Yeah, but not excessively so. So not, not super. Not curvy? Curvy? Yeah, but not excessively so. So not big and beautiful, but curvy. You say athletic tone, that's probably exactly you. All right.

Well, I mean, Doug's pretty ripped himself and you're going to keep him on. I don't think you want to grow that's too much heavier than you, right? I mean, that's not, yeah, probably not a good idea. Why, that's like a trigger session, every time. I'm going to work out. I'm going to work out.

I'm going to carry another great point. That's a great point. That's two for you today. I know. Okay, so next one is how tall is she? Not as tall as I am. Oh, you want her short? I like, I like, I like petite women. That's going to be tough.

So like you're between, you're five five, so she's got to be so. Oh, I will. I forget. OK, with heels on your like five six and a half. So what are you? Five nine five eight five eight. Okay, so from five foot to five seven or four 11 to five seven. Yeah, we may as well just say Asian women only.

No, or you would say four 11 to five seven. Yeah, four 11 to five seven. OK, that's a good one. That's a good ranch. OK, keep going. Leave all the basketball players for me. Yeah, you can have all the basketball players. I'd rather not look up to her. It's yeah, it would be funny if you were, yeah, that would be. Okay, so what's what's her education? To me, that's not that important. I mean, I know how to read high school, at least high school.

Yeah, at least high school, but yeah, she doesn't have to be a PhD or anything like that. She needs to be at a high school though that's important. That's important. Well, she's not one of high school graduates. What if she's 35 and still in high school? Well, that would be a red flag. Okay, I guess you're right. All right, so at least high school.

Now, I'm gonna say no preference and we're gonna roll it. Yeah, I like the no preference. No, I don't know. I want to ask no preference. Some of these I want to elaborate because I feel like if I'm going to help you choose later on, I want to really get to know you all of these.

So of course, that being said, are you somebody who, I mean, would you, do you want a woman that's really, really, because what comes with that sometimes? I know a lot of guys don't like that. Very strong, want a woman that's really, really, because what comes with that sometimes? I know a lot of guys don't like that. Very strong, will powerful woman who's really intelligent, PhD, and she's like a CEO of a company.

Like, are you a guy that would be like, ah, I don't think I want that, or that's something you would be turned on by, or turned off by. Yeah, overly driven is probably not a good match for me. Okay, why? Because there's too many, too driven, super driven people. Yeah, I mean, obviously I want somebody who's ambitious,

but, you know, I also want, her to be little dumb, so she's ambitious but dumb. She tries hard, but she's just never really receivable. Let's be honest here, I'm not a PhD level person, you know. I'm well educated, a lot of itself educated. I mean, I do have a degree, but most of my education can consider you very intelligent. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's great to have a great conversation with somebody and so no preference intelligence. Dig in a little bit deeper. Yeah. Yeah.

No preference. No preference. Okay. Fine. What language is the she speaks? So this you could be interesting. English would be the finish. She? So this could be interesting, huh? English would be the finish line. She's gonna be, you know, I guess I want to be able to understand the whole date process, everything. We have to keep it that way. Even if he was open to.

Yeah, you could put Japanese on there. Japanese on there? Yeah, Japanese on there. Yeah, yeah. You know, I had a Chinese girlfriend once. She didn't speak English. She spoke English. And she spoke Japanese.

What? Wow, that's, yeah. We spoke Japanese. That's a lot of people. I'm already confused. She spoke Japanese. Wow. Wow. Yeah. So we spoke Japanese. I'm already confused. I am too. Yeah. All right. Same choices. How do you say I'm horny in Japanese? It's a good question.

I think you just use hand gestures. Okay. Here we go. What's her ethnicity? Ah, ethnicity. Black African descent. He said Indian, Latino, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific said, He said, He said, He said,

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Does he have does it kidnap does it have preferences on there because I know like you have it Is she like a Bible thumper or she's someone who's just a believer? There's isn't going to that Yeah, that's this isn't going to that. Yeah, that's this is probably one of the most difficult questions, you know, because if you don't agree, yeah, it's kind of a deal breaker. Yeah, it's a strong opinions, but you know what though, I think it, I think it makes, I think closing off something could, could, could, could potentially someone not get connected to you just because they say they're a believer

and maybe you're not a believer, but she's also not somebody who's going to be like trying to convert you your whole relationship. Well, I'll say this, the really hardcore religious people typically go on the religious dating sites. Yeah, that's probably true. My tradition means that I'm a role-er.

So I think you should be open because. Open, okay. Okay. Yeah, open, except for Satan worshipers. Yeah, I'm not into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sex would be worshipers. Yeah, I'm not into that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's all the sex would be Yeah, we talked about this before saying you would be really our blood. Should like take the Let me put the pitch for it. They would be a pool of blood out. Yeah next

So that's no preference got it right. Oh, okay Boop. I wish I had like like music in between each click here. That'd be nice. What's your relationship status? What's married? We're trying to home-rex somebody. Yeah, right. Okay, here's your options.

You have never married. Widow, widow, widow, wid widow widow widow were currently separated or divorced. I think you should be open. Yeah, I think I'm pretty open on that. Okay, but yeah, not married. We prefer the widowers. Yeah, ticket managed that crying on a show. We have money to sometimes left to them. Yeah, that's definitely up there at the top. They're ready. We prefer those. Let's get to come in and let's just widowed several husbands in the way. Yeah, that's all. Yeah That's right. Yeah, it's my third husband has died. So weird. Okay. Dear God. Yeah, again, sex will probably be good

But then get the hell out Quickly does she have kids is the next question since I have a child I am Certainly more open to that than I was a long time ago. Okay, so let's just say no preference. No preference, no preference. Okay, I'm starting to like this. That's pretty easy, though.

I'm really easy, actually. Now once we start the, you know, the process of going through these. Then you meet him, yeah. Then things get a little bit more. He's not a four. He's got a lot. Yeah, he's got, he's got, he's got. But I like this.

I think we should be pretty open minded. Because I think we're all pretty open minded guys. I think we should be open minded too. You never know, you know? Yeah, so it will cast a big net out there. I see what great analogy, creative analogy. Or Paul and Paul. Yeah, cast a bunch of Paul and out there.

Sure. Yeah. We're trying to get flowers. Is that what you're doing? Yeah, I'm trying to call it. Paul said that you're logic. Paul and his actually tree come if you think about it. That's what I'm saying.

That's why it's the air coming. Trust me, I got it. The three than it. So you're going to be spraying a wide amount of shock and of semen option to rain down on everybody. Okay. Does she want kids? Ooh, that's a good question.

Interesting, which guys? This one's a tricky one. I mean, you definitely want to practice, like making kids, but I don't know about the having. Yeah, having more kids. Not love kids, don't get me wrong. Yeah, that's great. But when they're little babies and they're crying,

they're keeping up at night. Ah, let's let's let's let me give you a high five. That's what I'm right now. Psh, yeah, let's let's go. Babies are assholes, let's be real. Yeah, yeah're keeping up at night. Let me give you a high five right now. Let's go. Babies are assholes, let's be real. They're jerks, they don't take your feelings into consideration. I just want to put out their, I love babies. Yeah. He has several that he doesn't know about.

Yeah, if you've actually raised one yourself, right? Here's something we should take into consideration though. It's tough. There's a raised one yourself, right? Here's something we should take into consideration though. It's tough. There's a very good chance, okay? So, and this is, if things don't work out with my girl and I, I tell her this, this is what I'm gonna go find anyways. I'm gonna go find a little 23 year old that will have my child and take care of it.

So, there's a chance you could find that same thing too. That's not a bad situation to be in. Because you're a very self-motivated driven guy. Mind pump is very successful. Pretty soon here, you're gonna be retired and well off and then you're gonna be able to find maybe some 25 or we decide 27, 27 year old who might wanna have a child with you and take care of it.

Now here's the problem with that. Okay, tell me. The baby comes, I fall in love and now I'm fully committed. Oh, that is a problem. You know, I'm not gonna do a half ass. Okay, so let's do this then let's stay open still, but then we're gonna have that could be a deal breaker for a woman Dude, let's say no, no, we could always drop the hammer later. What if she's fucking hot? Because she's gonna say to you. You know, I want to get in a vasectomy because of kids Okay

So Doug, what's your final answer? Your final answer? Yeah, my final answer is that no kids. No, no, there we go. So they have kids, it's okay if they have kids, but they don't want to have anymore. Okay, okay, it says no, but it's okay if my partner has kids.

I'm gonna like that, okay, you're right. Cool. They thought of everything. They did have time. They've done this for a little while. Here we go. 10 years at least. What is her salary range? We're just gonna go done this for a little while. Ten years at least. Ten years at least.

What is her salary range? We're just going to go ahead and say a million more. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Can I get him up high? I think, well, now that we're not letting her have kids, I think she needs me. She better be fucking making some money. No, I think, you know, probably what? It doesn't matter.

I don't think it's just a matter. It doesn't matter. It can't matter. We already said she's not educated, so we got to make sure that she's open and not having a lot of money, too Well, we're not either. I mean if she's working at McDonald's that might be a problem free free free happy meal. Oh, that's right And you never know because one of my one of my Clients started working at McDonald's and now she owns nine of them. So you never know, too. So well, that's true That's awesome. Yeah actually. Yeah, sure. So you never know too. So that's true. That's awesome. Yeah, actually. Yeah, sure

So that doesn't matter. That's America right there. Absolutely No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hello. Yeah, no drinking is not a problem is excessive drinking. Right. Well, that's where you get into that option. Yeah. No, I think this means basically if you're against drinking, you know, I so rarely drink, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. This is never social drinking regularly or moderately social social. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Social drinking. Oh, this is cool. I didn't get it. They get into hard drugs too Yeah, does she like that she likes you and see this like crack cocaine Yeah, there was a one for heroin on here. I figured that was a little socially put socially dark for you Heroin socially, yeah, you don't want to do that more than once a week. Yeah

Does she smoke? Yeah, uh, does she smoke? No, whoa, well, cigarettes. No, is marijuana not. That doesn't know. No, I don't count that as smoking. Right.

Sincere, I call that balance. Spalanced. Go ahead and say no way on that one. What's what's marriage? A wanda? All right. What's next? I keep going.

Oh, what's next? All right, keep going. Fing, new, new, new, new, new. Oh, what's your hair color? The varnish. I asked, answer that. Oh, the hair curtains. Why is it doing that? Now we're down to her. Maybe they're talking about the...

Now we're down to her curtains. Yeah, I'm kidding. Does it sound like the pubicals? I don't think they're actually asking. Oh, no, no, no, we're talking about you right now. That's the way. Oh, my hair color. Dark brown. Dark brown. Cue, color. Yeah, dark brown dark brown cubes

Yeah, we'll color your Blue they are detailed in this Salt pepper in your vein showing Yeah, my name is getting awkward. How big is your Wayne? Okay, so we have black blonde dark blonde light brown dark brown dark brown dark brown dark brown. Okay cool What's your eye color? Blue. Crystal blue.

Blue like your. I think that's the best. He's got very deep eyes when you stare into them. Very, very inviting. Inviting blue. Yeah. I found it. I'm close.

Like if you're making an owl thing, they look really blue. Yeah. I get lost in them all the time. How tall are you? Five. Yeah. I get lost in the middle of time. How tall are you? Five, eight. Five, eight. We should round up to nine. There it is.

Yeah. Is that barefoot or what you saw? Yeah, exactly that barefoot. That's barefoot. Yeah, five nine. Five nine. No one's going to make you take your shoes off. So, literally, everybody said, everybody imagine,

you get the one-inch bump. I like it. I'm like, I'll take it. Yeah, five nine. Say anything goes for the cock thing. Add an inch. Oh, so it's what you can always pull out a little bit more if you really tried. Maybe anything. Yeah, we've all tried some in there. Yeah, there is. Um, okay, what's your body type? We're gonna say above average sexy.

Yeah, a way above average, bro. He's fucking cocked stocky. No, I don't see Pudge on here, Doug Don't see it not needed Not for me anyway. Guess who has the power right now Who has it is your athletic heavy set a few extra pounds? Yeah, don't worry. I'm not gonna fuck you over here. What are they? What are they? It's athletic and toned That's him. That's me. Is there a bodybuilder?

I can't even, you know, it's funny. He used the word toned in here. Is there a bodybuilder? I have a problem with this. Slander. No, it's just slender above average. Athletic and toned and it gets all crazy. So if I did this thing, I had to pick myself as athletic and toned.

Yeah, as good as it gets. There's no Adam. There's no Adam. There's no Adam. There's no Adam. Yeah, there's no Greek goddess or red. No're no, don't know. Yeah. There's no, yeah, there's no like Greek goddess or No, it just it's just that super said it just says Adam. It's like a flannel you extra pounds away Adam. Oh, it's just a meat. I look like Adam What I would say. Yeah, okay. I look like a cartoon. It is like a cartoon

with being a cat. What's your relationship status? I am single. I've never been married. Okay, so extra points for that. Yeah, it doesn't even have that option. No Oh, I guess never married. Okay, that is there you go Do you have kids so yes, yes one one kid that we know of and they sometimes live at home Correct. Yes. Okay. They have so how many one blah, blah, blah. You got to be that bad.

Want more kids? No answer. This doesn't work until the end of your time soon. No, we're going to be on here for a while. All right. All right. Adam's out. I'm going to run through these real fast lightning rings.

Yeah, let's do this. There we go. There's a big mouth's gone. What are your religious beliefs? You want no answer or do you want to? Let's put no answer. Yeah, let's see this. There we go. There's a big mouth. What are your religious beliefs? You want no answer or do you want? Let's put no answer. That's good. Keep call political views same thing political the yeah

Or do we want to get specific? Let's say I rather not get specific at this stage and yeah, and you know, I'm not highly hard for a living. Okay, I got you keep going for a living experience. Okay, I got you. Keep going. He's an activist, actually. Yeah. Protest. Yeah.

He's a daily. What's your education level? Bachelor's. Bachelor's degree. Yeah. Okay, cool. He's got a master's in BS. Yeah, master's.

He's a master BS. What, where'd you grow up? City, state. This just put Seattle master B.S. What, where'd you grow up, city, state? This just put Seattle, Washington. Cool. When did you come to the Bay Area, Doug? I first came here and was it 20, 2003, I believe. Oh, OK.

Cool. What's your occupation other than being the awesome producer? Yeah, a producer. Self-employed, right? I'm self-employed. Yeah entrepreneur entrepreneur I know it's well we're lucky. We're not on that other one e-harmony it's like 5,000 questions. Oh really? Quad-Zillion. I did not do e-harmony. You know, it's funny. I did it a long time ago. Did you get out of college? Yeah, like just first came out Yeah, bro, I did one and I went on a date with this girl and She's really nice girl everything was cool, but like this is the time I was like trying to date Courtney and like we're like flirting back and forth all the time

she was with some other guy and I was on a date with this girl that I met on e-harmony and like Courtney was texting, hey I'm at Los Gattas Farm Group, you know what's up and I totally just ditched this girl and like went over there. Oh wow, I didn't ditch right? That's all right, you met your wife. No, I just I hugged her and like, hey, something came up, I gotta go. And... Someone better showed up.

Yeah, I had a better option, I'm sorry. Wouldn't be great, bro, if everybody in life thinks that real and candid, it just kept shit real like that. Like, hey, there's somebody much better looking than I'm actually gonna go see right now, and I'm gonna take off from the totally great meeting, I thought you were a great person with that, hopefully you find somebody else.

Uh, honestly, like, yeah, she was really nice. Our date was super boring, and I was basically looking at my watch the whole time, so it was fun. I'm totally not my type. I think you got great hair in every part of your life. I'm kind of that pear shape, I'm not really into that,

but I know there's a lot of guys that are. You're a lot of, you look alike, I got the perfect guy for you. Actually, that's how I think of it. You look a lot fatter in person, so. What? What's your salary range?

Well, we'll just say $1 million. Well, we could put it on there, but let's not air that. No, I have to say. We know it is. We just gave him a race, remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tripleed it.

Quadrupled it. You wanted a quadrupled it. No, no, no, no, no. I said, let's double it. He's gonna say anything. He's like, let's- I found the perfect one. It says killing it. Is it, there it is. Yeah, I'll kill it double it. He's like I found the perfect one. It says killing it

Okay, is it yeah, is it killing it? Yeah, for sure For sure Andy smoke no, no, no crackhead. No, no how often do you drink? Let's say socially Yes, maybe maybe once a month. Never okay, so these are not all him. Yeah, so let's fill these out quickly Let's just get through all yeah, how often you exercise fucking forever. I have almost every day or five or more. Thank you. What types of sports and exercise do you like? I'm a big tennis fan and player, but I haven't played much lately. Oh, tennis. That's a cool. Yeah, he was a bad ass. For a while. That'll be a good one, bro. I'm going to say that hand weights machines, cause it's a good little day way.

It has machines on there. Yeah. Machine. What the fuck, mate? Me, John, the Smith machine. Hey, yeah. I don't lift weights. There's some leg curls.

I'm pitching the machines. Yeah, I don't. That's what they do. That's what they do. Well, if you want to see her do some leg curls, I mean, yeah, that's kind of a good thing. That's why there's only athletic and tone here, cause you'll use machines. Yeah, all good girl bad girls. You there's only athletic and tone here because you'll use machines. Yeah, all good girl bad girls. You can only get athletic and tone by doing machines.

You can't get cocked easily. This is true. That's why there's a tone on that. Right, absolutely. Okay. We're good on that. Boom, boom, boom, keep going. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

What languages do you speak English? We know that. What you're asking is Your ethnicity is Caucasian. Ephesus on Caucasus. I was just going to say that. That's total cock. Good job. Very well.

Yep. Boom. Keep going. What are some of your favorite local hot spots? Boy. Yeah. The boys club, he said. I don't know.

Hang out a hot spot. Did Did you work the disco take up? My hot spot is my office. How about that? Oh Really no, we don't make you sound like a workaholic. We got I am come up with something good like I think it worked the gym Yeah, the gym yeah, that's good. I mean let's be real guys. I was on considering. Yeah, he's good. I mean, let's be real. That's what I was on. Consider. Yeah, she's on fire. Yeah, considering he's sick. He's actually doing all right. Do you have that little dog that we love then? Yeah, the dog. Was our mascot for a little bit.

Bella Bella. She's a five pound maltese. She's a door. Girls love maltese. She's the cutest. She's my favorite bitch. Yeah, she's total bitch. Yeah, she's great.

Are there pets you like like but don't own? I'm pretty much a dog guy. You like a guana, I know, right? I'm not all that fond of them. Okay. You know what we could do too? We could have him start filling out the rest. It's all his stuff now.

And then we could just talk about it. I'm okay with that because this is getting kind of tedious in my end. All right. Here you go Doug, you're going to fill that out. We're going to continue talking about you like we normally would. Yeah. So guys, so what would the next step be then with this? What do you guys think? So we fill this out. He gets a bunch of applications. Then we screen them with him. I think well, we definitely need to be a part of like every step of the product. Oh yeah. I

want to. Yeah. When, when we start getting leads, okay, I'd like to pop it up here and actually go through and look and we'll just keep like, we won't say. See, this would have been so much better if we did Tinder, because then we could just, could have swiped our way through it. Yeah, we need a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with Tinder, you're just gonna get it. But then we could just been like swipe.

Yeah, that's just to hook up. Well, we still can on this, because it pulls them up and you, you, you, yeah, it's pretty somewhere actually to Tinder, which is more detailed. So, here's what a hook up. Well, we still can on this because it pulls them up and you, you, you, you, yeah, it's, it's pretty somewhere actually to tend to. It's just more detail. So do, here's what I was thinking too. All right. One of his, like, maybe, okay, so he, let's say you meet up with a girl probably for coffee. That's what everybody does first time. So I've heard. Second or third date, maybe third or fourth, we should all go out. Right? Don't you think? With him? Yeah, with our girls. No, look at it. On the first date. No, not the first like the third or fourth. Oh, you're getting that far

Yeah, we gotta think of like we gotta think of that Well, I mean at that point Um, I think I don't know. I think we need to go through at least 10 before we make like a second date How many I mean how many are dates are we gonna put them on before we say hey? I know right now right now we're speculating a lot of things that we don't know what if what if nobody likes to you ask me you said it all I'll say what if we go what if we come back here next to the social experience go wrong and have no matches and we refresh it no matches what this is it makes sense we were open to

everything you know what you know what though fits your profile. You put our our closing skills together. Come on now. It's really bad news. Really? You think he's not going to find anybody? No, no, I think I think I think he's going to have plenty on it. But I think it's going to be a flood. I think it'll be fun just filtering out a Poonani tsunami. I think it'd be fun just filtering out filtering out which one he's going to go on a date with will allow he can go on the date like grown up by himself and then he when he gets back we can interview him and ask him how it went. Okay. You know, just find out, find out the details and if he's going to do and if he's going

to do a second date or he wants to move on to the next one and if he wants to go on a second date with him, like once again, he's a grown up will let him do that on his own and continue to pursue the relationship. We don't want to come in and butt in on something that actually could be going well. And if he, if he's like not really feeling it, we'll help him choose the next one. Right. I like this. Are you?

This all leads to the mind pump wedding, dude. Wow. That's the show. Wow. Wow. Sorry, Doug. All right. So then what we should do, we should do a weekly episode on this and what we bring it up

and we talked to him about it. It could be 15, 20 minute, 30 minute episode. I agree. Take it from there. I agree. All right. Till next week, right? Till next 20 minute, 30 minute episode. I agree. Take it from there. I agree. All right. Till next week, right? Till next week. Send your picks.

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