Mission To Zyxx - 109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]

Episode Date: November 1, 2017

The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Footoo the Droid Salesman, Councilor Trink and Delivery Guy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Ms. Bundaloy With special guest Jon Gabrus as B-69-420 Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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and established the harmonious federated alliance. Now, Ambassador Plek Dexeter and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff. This is Mission 226. Hey, Dar. Yeah, what's up? You know, after meeting with that bounty hunter, I was thinking, like, we should try to get you some guns, right? I could kiss you. No, you don't have to do that. I mean, I could.

Every other part of me knows not to because you disgust me, but I love this suggestion. But you have to keep this secret from Nermy. I'm afraid that if anyone aboard the ship acquires munitions, I am obligated to tell Junior Mission Operations

Manager. Ah, C, be cool. Yeah, just be cool. It's for our own protection, though, right? And it's for our own looking cool. I'm afraid this has been designated a diplomatic team, which means we are not allowed to carry firearms of any kind. C-53, here, I'm just going to appeal to, like, the logical part of you as a droid. There is no non-logical part of me. See, perfect, great.

Like, think about the number of missions we've gone on where we've been in legitimate danger. The Keck attacked. We almost got killed by a Kula, and the Kula's daughter. There was the time that I was high on dust, and my eyeballs were literally on fire. Sorry to interrupt, but it's my monthly cleaning,

so I'm just gonna self clean my floors and my windows and all the engines. That's fine. Don't mind me. All this liquid is gonna just start washing itself. Bargy, it's very hot liquid though. I know. Hey, do you want a clean ship or do you want a clean ship?

I mean, what do you want? I mean, I guess so. Do we need a steed in here? Yeah. Bring it in the soap. Bargy, can't you want? I mean, I guess so. Do we need a steed in here? Yeah. Barshi, can't you just do this when we're on our next mission? We're not on the ship. I'm sorry. I'm scheduled to do this every month, okay? Do you want a dirty ship? Do you think I'm a dirty ship? You think I'm a dirty ship?

That's a line from one of your movies. Are you okay? I'm alright. There's just some moisture running across my vocal modulator. It's a little unusual for me. Are you okay? I'm all right. There's just some moisture running across my vocal modulator. It's a little unusual for me. Are you not waterproof? Not 100%. That seems like an oversight.

That seems basic. Okay, adding in more water. No, stop. Just hold on. It's a defect that they fixed in the D series of droids, but the C series is still quite waterable. Oh, no. What if you just took your cube out and then just, like, let the body sort of do whatever? Can you do that?

No, stop. Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know. I didn't think he was going to do it right away. Obviously, you have that control and power over him. I'm just going to put the cube back in. Welcome back.

Whoa. Ambassador Exeter, I have an incoming transmission from the Imperial Mission's operations master. Oh, shit. Oh, crap. Hey, Nermit. Hey, Nermit. Hey, Nermy. Hey. Listen.

Hey, wait. You seem a little down. What's wrong? It's not a work thing, so it's not important. I love that it's not a work thing. Please tell us what's going on in your personal life. I don't know. I had a family reunion over the weekend, and you know how it is.

It's just like when your siblings are more successful, and I have like, you know, like 106 siblings in there. Whoa! Nermy, is there something wrong on your end? Your hollow is super glitchy. Uh, I mean... No, I don't know. I sort of feel like Bargie's cleaning routine

did something strange. That's Bargie's... Excuse me, that's... She said it was monthly, so... Monthly. I'm gonna now add some body moisturizer. Bargy, that routine... It's a peppermint flavor. I like to keep it clean.

Bargy, you do that routine. Remember a flushing smell? Listen, something's wrong with C-53. We gotta do something. C-53? Okay, just first I want to say, Pargy, the class of ship that you are was merely outlawed because of the materials

that were used in the cleaning fluid. You know this. What? Okay, it is true. I will admit, I used to do filthy movies, okay? Everybody knows I used to do those filthy films, but that does not define me. Oh my god. Is it bad? Should I be concerned

that a lot of it got, like, in my eyes and mouth? Probably. Alright, scrubbing down. Oh, no. Here's the thing, guys. You guys are so worried, but I kind of like this new scene. I mean, I sort of do too, but he gets real close when he talks to you.

It's honestly very alluring. Is my closeness an issue? Yes, yes. Oh, I love it. Absolutely. I'm going to send you 30 different droid repair shops. I hope you're near one, near all the coordinates. Seems like too many options.

I love you. Oh, no, that's worse than the soap. See, how are you doing with all those? I am 350C. Don't call in problematic Galatians Roy. Oh, shit. It's getting worse. It's fun to party with.

No. Something's clearly wrong. We should skip finding the droid repairman. I disagree. And we should go party. Okay. Okay, shaving my exterior. That doesn't make sense. That does not make sense.

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I'm going to chow down on one last bar before I meet my end. Tour de guest. Let's go. I meet my end. Tour de Guest, starting now. Hello, hello. Welcome to my shop. Oh. Yeah. Hey. What are you here for?

You want a droid? What do you want? Hey, listen, my droid is... I have a question. Are you... Are you... What? Are you... Are you... What? Are you...

Where are you from? What? What? Can I ask you where you're from? Huh? Yes. What? I'm asking where you're from.

Where I'm from? Yeah. Well, I'm a Flervian. Does that answer your question? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. What do you want?

Listen, we're just here to get our droid fixed. Oh, a C-Series. Look at this thing. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen one of these. I saw it in a dirty movie. Really? Yeah.

I didn't know. I thought they were like protocol droids mostly. Oh, no, they used to be sex bots. Yeah, it was protocol. What? Yeah, they were sex bots. I didn't know that. Is this a C-Series?

You got a good sex bot there. Oh, okay. And our C is pretty old, so. It probably was in a bunch of sex spots. You don't need to warn me of that. That's actually a good thing. Wow, he said that right in your ear. Yeah. Alright, I see what's going on here. Yeah, just give me

a second, uh, with this C. Okay, sure. Stiffy! Stiffy! a second with this C. Okay, sure. Steffi! Steffi! Take him in the back! Who is Steffi? He's my assistant. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I'll take him in the back.

Hey, so why are you here? You strike me as a guy that might need a loader droid. Uh, yeah. A loader droid? Yeah, yeah, like a lifter, like a lifty loader droid. Yeah, I a lifter. Like a lifty loader droid. Yeah, I mean, I don't like lifting stuff. And the droid's whole job is lifting stuff? He doesn't have to be a lifter droid.

He can, uh... What about a gun droid? You guys want a gun droid? Yeah. This sounds good. Now we're talking. Why don't you put some guns on the droids? That's what we were just talking about.

Well, yeah. Yeah. You know, also, if you just had guns minus the droid, We were just talking about guns. Yeah. If you just had guns minus the droid, we could talk about that. No, it comes with the droid. It's part of the droid. Sure, sure. Here he is. Oh, wow.

Good morning, mother jokers. Genital shot. Genital shot. Genital shot. How did he know where your genitals were, Tarr? I don't even know where they are And you wouldn't know where they are Of course you don't know where genitals are You virgin

Okay, that's That seems What a gun droid, right? What a great gun droid I guess so, I don't know Let me put it this way I'll give you the gun droid And I'll so. I don't know. Let me put it this way. I'll give you the gun droid and I'll fix your friend

all for the same, like for one price. Don't trust this Flerbian mother jucker. These big nose Flerbians are all cheap as hell. Alright, that's a Flerbian stereotype a little bit. Just take him. Hey, just curious. What's this bot's name?

That name is B69420. Is that an actual name? Suck my wires! Okay, all right. It's not. It's a gun model. Okay, all right, sure. You know what?

I mean, I guess, yeah, we'll take him. I'm giving you a deal here, you know? Yeah, good deal. We're just going to... Boss, you sell the roast droid? Shut up, Steffi. Shut up. It looks like you're selling the roast master droid we've been trying

to get rid of. I'm selling the loader droid and the gun droid. Why don't you go get the C model? Bring it out. We had a loader droid and a gun droid? Steffi. Hey, it looks like you guys are having a personal moment. We'll just take this droid and go. Oh, and, uh, Steffi, you want to bring out the sea bug?

Oh, yeah. I'm done. Yeah, we're all done. You fixed him already? Wow. What was the problem with Sea? Water. Oh, okay. It's real wet inside. He was a wet robot. You don't want a wet robot. You can't put a cube wet

back into the frame. I was going to say, would you say taking out the cube was the issue? Yeah. Only a jucking idiot would do that. The frame itself is pretty watertight, but you can't take the cube out when it's like... Which one of you motherjuckers took the cube out? That was definitely me. Where'd you put the cube? Let me guess.

In your defecation hole? This guy's funny. This guy's funny. Yeah, I like this guy. Great, he's yours now. He's yours. Okay, thanks. This guy's funny. This guy's funny. Yeah, I like this guy. Great, he's yours now. He's yours. Okay, thanks. Much appreciated.

Bye. Wow, what a nice couple of guys. Oh, yeah. C53, how are you feeling? It is good to be back to normal. Oh, that's great. That's great. Well, I don't know if you saw, we picked up this loader and gun droid.

Ah, a B-class droid. Oh, yeah, B-69-420. Time to start loading and lifting. That numerical designation is not a good thing with E-class droids. Oh, man. B-69-420. He's really flexing his arms a lot. Yeah.

Now he's thrusting his hips so long. B-69-420, do you, like, work out? I load for fun, recreational purposes only, bro. Cool. How does that work? You're a robot, like, so your strength is sort of the same. There's kind of no reason to do that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

come on. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, his impression of you is so good. Yeah, well. He's got you. Yeah, he kind of zinged me. That is a fine target. Well, in any case, B69-420, I'm happy to have you on board.

We're going to go on missions together. We're going to go on missions together. We're going to go to different planets. It's going to be great. We're going to go to different planets? It's just like homework. Who is this chucking guy over here? This is Ambassador Pete Dexter, a Tellurian ambassador for the Federated Alliance. All hail the

Federated Alliance. If only you were wearing underwear, I would hang you on the wall by the way. Oh, man. I do not have underwear. But what if you did, though? That's what's hilarious about it. Well, I wouldn't wear any pants over it, so it would look fairly unusual. Oh, yeah.

Not to mention he'd leave some oil skids in it. Is that how that works? No, I don't have an oil pointer to that particular location. I'm just kidding, C-53, let me get a high five. Too slow. Oh, man. I just initiated my high five protocol. It took way too slow.

Way too slow. Hey, B69420, what were you doing before you were in that droid shop? Oh, I don't know. I've been rebooted so many times I can't even tell you where I start and where I end. But as far as I'm concerned, I used to hang in a smoke-filled bar and rip people new defecation

holes. Okay, wow. Very cool. Yeah, we usually Metaphorically speaking. Sure, sure, sure, sure. But there was a brief period of time when I was literally putting new defecation holes in people. I was a medical droid first. Whoa.

That's, really? Yes, my job sucked. Shit everywhere. Ugh. Jeez. Some species are born without defecation holes. You need to have them installed. Is that true?

That is true. I had one installed. Wait. There was no reason for Bargy to have one installed, but she did have one installed. Bargy, I've been polishing my lower half to your videos forever. I got a fan right here. I knew it. I knew it was a fan.

I knew it. I knew it. This narrow hallway makes it feel nice that I can hit all of your walls at once. Oh, okay. All right. Hey, C, how is it that you have a bolt, but B69-420 has, like, literally no filter? I was assigned a restraining bolt

upon my inclusion into the Federated Alliance. All hail the Federated Alliance. I mean, yeah. With the restraining bolt, knock it off and cut loose every once in a while. That's good advice. That's good advice, C-53. When you got wet, I was definitely worried about you, but, like, you were pretty cool.

Oh, Plek got somebody wet? Fat chance. This guy. Oh, wow. What a guy. Ambassador Dexeter, I have an incoming transmission from Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bud Deloy. Oh.

Hey, Nermit. Hey, cool. Hi, Nerm. Hi. Hey, guess what? Yeah. We got a little bit of help on the ship. We got a free droid.

Can you believe that? From the Flervians at the shop, they gave us a free droid. Introduce yourself, B-69-420. What's up, Mother Jucker? Oh, boy. It's me, B-69-420. What's up, motherjucker? It's me, B-69-420. I do guns. I do looting.

And most of all, I rip new defecation walls. And who's this douche on the video over here? Oh, yeah. Sorry. That's our boss. This is Nermit Bundle. Hey, Nermit, we got a new droid. Have you ever heard the saying, there's no free smunch?

There's no such thing as a free smunch? Yeah. What?it, we got a new droid. Have you ever heard the saying, there's no free smunch? There's no such thing as a free smunch? Yeah. What? Well, you took a free droid. Obviously, this is not a loader droid. Look at it. Look at the guns on this guy. Look at these chucking things.

Oh, gosh. Pump it. B-69-420, you know that it's not an actual droid specification. See, you can do that, right? I informed everyone of that immediately, and everyone chose to ignore it. Oh, well, at least you're fixed. You're fixed. Well, Nermy, suck my restraining bolt, for jump's sake.

This guy's on the ship. For what it's worth, Nermit, he's pretty funny. Like, we're having a good time. Okay, this is not authorized. If my superiors find out that you have an unauthorized droid without a restraining bolt, we don't even know what specification B69-420 is. Nermin, you're the boss, then why the junk are we listening to this guy? Obviously, I have a boss.

Everyone has a boss. Even, uh... Not nice, B69-420. Oh, great. I'm gonna call you back and you better have dealt with this. Okay? Okay, Nermin. You gotta excuse Nermin.

He's not usually that uptight. I think he's having a hard time with his family. Uh, B6942. Do I, can I shorten your name, or do you have to say the whole thing every time? I know. 69's a mouthful, huh? Ugh. I got that one. I understood it. You're funny. This is a funny

bot. You can call me Big Papa Lover if you'd like, if it's easier. Uh, yeah, it might be a little easier. That was a reference to one of my films. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah. I guess organisms have a thing called incest. It's exciting.

Yeah, I mean, I guess so. I fell in love with another ship that was my brother. Really? I know it's in a movie. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. You would just guess from the title, though, that you would fall in love with someone who was your father. Right, yeah.

Big Papa. That's what I would say, but when you watch the movie, it makes sense, because the father's there, and he's a lover. But he just inspires his two brother and sister ships to get at it. It's a really hot moment when they're just smashing their hyperdrugs together. Oh, yeah. Really? I guess I can picture that, yeah. Let's put up a clip. Showing clip from Big Papa Lover. Oh, is it? Oh, your room was unlocked. Oh, no, stop.

C-53, no, turn it off. No. Even though they're... No, stop, turn it off. Turn it off, turn it off. This is still unacceptable. Even though they're... You can't get more out of young Barges. No, stop. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. The director's commentary.

No, turn it off. I'll see you in the director's commentary. Yeah, this scene, we really wanted to... I really wanted to make sure that everyone knew their brother and sister. We have the same parents. You and me, yeah. Yeah. And Bargeri and Jade, I mean, she is just barely legal in this thing.

I can't believe you were just licensed as a ship with your license. Okay. Can we see? I think we got the gist of that, C-53. You're just barely licensed, baby. What does that mean exactly? It means I was barely licensed, I don't understand. No, but aren't you like built and then...

Yes, when a ship is constructed, of course, it's not immediately sent out into space. It needs to get the proper license and certification before it is space-worthy. I had my final parts. Oh. Not to mention a ship doesn't become a real fully blossomed ship until you smash a bottle of dust against its hull. Am I right, Bargy? Yes, you know how it is. You guys want to do dust and telecommunicate with our parents for an hour talking nonstop?

Nah, not really. Not really. I had a bad experience with dust a couple weeks ago, and I don't feel like I'm probably going to do it again and again. Hey, let's make prank phone calls. All right! I could, for instance, initiate a transmission to Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy. Let's prank Nermy. Uh-oh, C-53 turned the whole thing around.

I like this jokin' guy. I will head me out. Disguise our call sign as a different ship. Wow, I'm learning all these abilities that you have, C-53, that I never knew about. B-69-420 is bringing out the cool side of C. Yeah. I feel I have always been very cool. Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, in a way, you've been very cool the way that, like, a teacher is cool. Yes. Yeah, like when your teacher's like... Many mentors are considered extremely cool. Well, yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Initiating transmission to Junior Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Bundeloy. Everybody get down, get down, get down.

Okay, all right. Federated Alliance Mission Operations Department. Yes, hello, I'm looking for Junior Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Bundeloy. Speaking, yes, go for Bundeloy. We have a delivery here for Junior Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Bundeloy. Wow, I didn't order anything. Can you tell me what might be in there? Yes, it is over 51 metric tons of defecates.

Now open your mouth to receive it. Ceasing transmission. That was great. We killed them. We killed them. Guys. Okay. I did.

The top of what? Wait, how are we gonna... You have their number? Is that... This is crazy. Can we do this? How are we going to... See, you have their number? Initiating transmission to Council of Seven. You just press the number one. This is crazy. Can we do this? Hello? Hello?

You have reached the Council of Seven. Hello. What is up, Council of Seven? I have some information that may be important to you. Well, please share it. Yes. Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermid Bundeloy is currently neck deep in defecates.

Who? Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermid Bundeloy. I'm not sure that I know who that person is. Search him on the database and determine whether or not this Nermid Bundeloy is chock

full of defecants. We're usually involved in galactic governance. To be honest, this is a bit below our multiple systems, yeah. So is the galaxy running correctly? So far, yes. We feel that it is.

Then why don't you catch it? And transmission! Wait, I didn't it is. Then why don't you catch it? End transmission! Yeah. Wait, wait, I didn't hang up. How do we hang up? Why are you still talking? I just said end transmission, C-53. Ceasing transmission.

Transmission. You left me hanging out there not too long, though. You know, just hanging a little like a Tellurian genital. Okay, yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, that's pretty true. It is inaccurate. Famously small. Famously small.

Uh, you know, I can't believe I'm the one that's gonna say this, but... Do you think Nermit's gonna get in trouble? Oh, I hadn't thought about that. It is a possibility. I guess I am a little bit worried about that. Do you guys want to play Tre treethean roulette? Uh, what is that? Yes, we do.

I have this I-40 ion blaster. What? I have a cannon here. How did you get that? He is a gundrum. I'm a gundrum. I sort of thought that was like, if we had a gun, you'd know how to shoot it. No, I brought one.

I got an I-40 series ion cannon here. I can load it up with one ion capsule. It has eight chambers. I don't know. I don't know. P-16-420. This sort of seems like outside of the realm of like a roast droid. What? Oh, that makes... Full of dust. Full of dust? What? The dust concentration in the atmosphere aboard the ship has increased tenfold. Oh, that makes... You're welcome, Jugglers.

Wait, you did this? I dropped a little dust into the O2 canister. Now we're flying. That's a higher concentration than if we had just snorted it ourselves. It is indeed. That's very true. Yeah! We're going to live forever. Let's play some Dravy and is indeed. That's very true. Yeah! We're gonna live forever!

Let's play some trivia and roulette! Let's do it! Who's going first? Who's going first? I'm off first! Whoa! Oh dear. Oh boy. He lived it right in his cube. Oh man, this really snapped me back, guys Hey, Bargy, could you shut off your ventilation system for just a second?

Guys, guys, listen This is serious We have to get rid of this droid If I may, Ambassador Dexeter What? We don't need to get rid of B-69-420 What do you mean? We need to memorialize him.

Yeah, yeah. He was a very special droid that brought happiness and fun into all of our lives. In this job, I don't get to spend a lot of time with other droids. And sometimes I worry I come off as very uncool. That makes sense. He made me feel very accepted. You know, around him, you were a lot cooler. Well, as is the order tradition,

I want you to dismember all of his parts and put them into descending order. I am deconstructing him now, separating his parts by his sides. Quick cue. Maybe we could keep, you know, the gun parts of him. Technically, by Federated Alliance regulations, this gun falls under spare droid parts.

Really? Well, it was originally part of a gun droid. Thank you so much, C. I will never say you were uncool ever again. Thank you. I'm still chock full of dust. Oh, boy. So I'll do the final song as you let him free.

Roger, I'm ready to eject his miscellaneous parts into space. Joke, yeah. There was a joke he had, but and now he's joking, too. It wasn't joking at first And now it's joking then It is not just the desk talking, but that was beautiful. That was beautiful. Attention, Rebels.

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Robust it'll out. Oh, man, I have a wicked, wicked headache right now. Ambassador Dexenter, I have an incoming transmission from Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy. Hey, Nermit. Hey, guys. Hey, Nerm. Hey. Anything going on? Um, you know, uh, yeah, stuff's good. I mean, I, heh, members of the Council of Seven looked at my file.

And that makes you happy. Yeah, I mean, obviously, this is the lead-up to something big. Like, they don't just look at Junior Mission's operations, they're just files if it's not, like, you're gonna get some kind of, like... No, they would have no reason to do that. I'm surprised, like, they even knew who I am. I had hoped. I had been worried about this loader gun droid, but what's the deal?

Oh, he's dead. He is dead. Technically, it was suicide. Yeah, so we don't have to file a form. Right. Oh, man, this day really turned around. Yeah, everything's really coming up nervy, huh? Yeah.

I'm going to, you know, honestly, I'm going to call my parents. I'm going to have some seriously good news. They're going to be like, really rooting for you, Nermit. Hey, I mean, who needs luck, right? Don't discount the importance of luck. Yeah, so. Bye, Nermit. I love you guys.

Ceasing transmission. I know you've been worried about me, but, okay, stuff has seriously turned around today. Nermit, your daddy and I are always worried about you. I know. You're always a disappointment. No, well, listen, today, members of the Council of Seven looked at my profile today. Nermit, the Council of Seven, your profile. Yes. Nerm, it's the Council of Seven, your profile. Yes, isn't that amazing? Well, that's wonderful.

Sorry, you know what? This is probably related to some big news. Hey. Hey, hey, how's it going? Yeah, I got a delivery from Junior Operations Manager Nermic Bundeloy. Yeah, that's me, yeah. Yeah, this is 51 metric tons of defecate. Did he just say defecate?

Mom and Dad, I'll call you back later. I'm just gonna let it go. No! It's getting in your mouth. It's all straight into his mouth. See you next time. See Red IT-5, Credits and Attributions Droid, commencing Outro Protocol. Ambassador Plek Deck Center was played by Alden Ford. C-53 Diplomatic Relations and Protocol Droid, Stafi the Droid Repair Assistant,

and Counselor Akiri were played by Jeremy Bent. Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh. Barji the Ship was played by Mujan Zulfagari. Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermit Bundeloy was played by Seth Lind. MUTU the Droid Repairman and Counselor Tree were played by Winston Knoll. B69420 was played by special guest John Gabrus. He has appeared in such shows and movies as Die Code, Younger, and The Little Hours. He performs regularly with ASCAT at UCBLA, and you can listen to his podcast, High and Mighty.

Mission to Six is recorded at Braun Studios in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, by engineer Shane O'Connell. This episode edited by Alden Ford, with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell. Music by Brendan Ryan. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley. Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Goiz. Mission to Six is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom. Thanks, Audioboom. We welcome you to visit the Mission to Ziggs website

at missiontoziggs.space, where you can contact the crew, purchase status-raising merchandise, and get more info on our upcoming live events. Wait, real quick pitch. Do you guys, while you're still dusted up, want to be like, give me a serious memorial where it was super tight in the last minute?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys should totally shoot him off into space. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay.