Mission To Zyxx - 201: Long Live The Rebellion!

Episode Date: May 30, 2018

After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark Tardigast Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fondo Parquod, C.L.I.N.T., and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

It is a period of civil war. I can't believe I'm saying that again. We just finished the last one, but here we are. A heroic team of ambassadors has destroyed the administrative starship Delegator, dealing a crippling blow to the evil and corrupt Federated Alliance. Also, Wink ate that guy's face. alliance. Also, wink ate that guy's face. Now, aboard the Bargerian Jade, former ambassador Plek Dexeter and his crew have returned to the most distant, crappy quadrant of the galaxy to escape the alliance's vengeful agents and to attempt a rendezvous with rebel forces

who operate from a hidden base and are terrible at returning calls. In the bustling alleyways of the desert moon of Krynth, three figures make their way through the crowd in search of a familiar facade. Traitors to the Alliance and strangers to the Rebellion, they have no choice but to set out on their own mission. A mission to save us. Now as a reminder, Plick, don't touch anything. No, no. Oh, man.

This is terrifying. I mean... Oh, no, he's not for sale, please. Is that what they were saying? Yeah, they think you're my little play thing. Oh. What? Oh.

Hey, listen. Can you just lift up your foot real quick? What? Nermin, your tail. Oh, it's tore my tail off. Are you okay? It'll grow back very slowly. Wait, are you...

You're fine with that? It just looks so stupid. Ugh, never mind. Just keep going. Man, none of. Just keep going. Jontawa? Man, none of these aliens speak regular. Jontawa, Jontawa. Yeah, what is that?

What language is it? I think it's Jontawa. Oh. Jontawa, Jontawa, Jontawa. I mean, that should be... Jontawa to you, my good man. Jontawa. Don't say that. What?

We don't know what you're saying back. Jontawa? Every word in Jontawa is Jontawa, but it depends how you say it. Oh, okay. It's all about inflection. Jontawa. Jontawa. Okay, let's keep moving along. Yeah, I'm sorry. Jontawa.

Jontawa. Oh, okay. How does that work? That means goodbye. Man, where are we going to find it? This place looked a lot different last time we were here, right? Well, the last time we were here, they knew we were an ambassador team, so a lot of the illegal activity was out of sight, out of mind.

That's a really good point. I've never been anywhere. I'm sorry? I mean, I've never been. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm very sad to hear that for you. Thank you. What do you think?

Is this, like, cool? It's really cool. Look at all these creatures, and what is they even selling? That's, like, a liquid that's on fire. Would you like to buy a small finger? Oh. I have fingers that are all over the six quadrants. Do you have any big fingers?

Yeah. Oh, you're looking for big fingers? Yeah, but, like, I want to know, like, how big we're attacking here. Oh, how big do you want them? About this big. That's much too big. You just said you had big fingers. I'm looking for fingers that aren't big.

Yeah, I am. I'm looking for one that's about this size. Oh, that. I don't know. So you're telling me this is too big for you. Let's move on. This is not helpful. Alright, alright. Droids! Droids. Droids for sale. There it is.

There it is. Yeah, that does feel fortuitous. Steph, get the droids. Come on. Yes, of course, boss. I'm getting all the droids lined up. Get an arm out here or something, Steph. I show them that we got droids.

Come to my store. I am Fondo Parkward. Fondo, hey. Good to see you again, buddy. I show them that we got droids. Come to my store. I am Fondo Parkward. Fondo, hey. Good to see you again, buddy. It's me, Ambassador Plekdex Center. You don't look like an ambassador. Your clothes are all dirty and ragged.

Yeah, where are your shorts? I changed into pants because listen, it doesn't matter. Wait, Steph, these are the juckers who bought that load of droid. I changed into pants because, listen, listen, it doesn't matter. Wait, Steffi. Yeah? These are the juckers who bought that load of droid. Oh, yeah, you bought B-69-420. He was, you know, B-69-420 was here for a good time, not a long time, so.

What happened to him? He's dead. He died. What are you killing droids for? Hey, Steffi, it sounds like you must be in the market for a new droid. Yeah, that's actually exactly what we're here for. Oh, yeah, sorry, boy, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a lot of good droids.

Come in, come in, come in, come on. All right, listen, we're here to buy a C-unit. A sex unit, huh? No, no, no, just a regular C-unit. You want to jet that robot? No, absolutely not. Yeah, you could have a C-unit do No, no, no. Just a regular C unit. You want to jet that robot? No, absolutely not. You could have a C unit do any weird thing you want.

Now, to be clear, all of your C units are used? Huh? Yeah. It's Fondo Parkwad's used droid, Emporium. Yeah, I would say the least, probably the least used C series you've got would be great. Your basic C series frame. Huh? I don't know if we have

anything that basic. Go find me a basic. Alright. Nermit, what are you playing with there? Is this like a little mech that I'm in? This is insane. How are you controlling that?

It's a can opener. It's a can opener. It fits me perfect. and it's like... I mean, do you want to buy it? I mean, it walks around when you're in it. But its prime function is to open cans. Let's get it. Sure.

We'll take the mech in your least gross C-series. Least weird C-series we got. Looks pretty normal. Here's the thing. Old Fundo Parkwad's going to throw in a few nipples for you if you want it. How's that sound? How many nipples? Throwing in three nips.

Perfect. I don't think we need- The old Parkwad guarantee. Huh? What? What? Huh? What?

What? Nothing. Huh? I don't know. What do you say? Listen- You want more than three nipples? No.

You got a cube? Where's the cube? Yeah, we got a cube. Oh, yeah. You got that. That's right. Oh. Oh, all right. Weird every time. yeah. That's right. Oh, all right. Weird every time.

Okay. It's the safest place to keep it. All right, let's boot this thing up right in the store. That's the park-wide guarantee. Okay. I thought the three nipples was the... Shut up! C-Fix 3!

C-Fix 3! Do I have skin? C-63! Do I have skin? It was the most basic model we could get. I mean, it's gray. It looks like the surface of a droid, but this is skin. Yes. Can you take that? Can you remove that?

Can you remove your skin, Ambassador Jackson? No. No, should I? I mean, should I? No, you shouldn't. Is that a question that you needed me to answer? Unless you tore off your hand a few months ago. That's fair.

Is it me or is there like a beep going with your servos? Like a funk tune? I think your pelvis is on. Can you turn that off? Oh, yeah, the pelvis is automatic. Let's party! Let's party! Let's party!

Let's party! Yeah, it's the switch right back here. Yeah, though. It's the switch right back here. There we go. So, yeah, you know what? We'll just take the C unit and can opener and we'll be on our way. Alright, everybody down. Get down on the ground.

All of you. Get down on the ground. This is my establishment. Get down. Get down on the ground. What? Get down. Shut up. We'll blow your ground. What? Get down. Listen. Shut up. What?

Well, blow your jockeying head off. We're not messing around. What? Listen up. We're on the lookout for a team of ambassadors that blew up the delegator. I mean, the ambassador suggested I suggest we immediately vacate these places. What? Well, nothing. Listen, we're looking for these guys. What? Nothing. Listen, we're looking for these guys.

So, if you ever see Turk Mannequin or Tiny Suits, you let us know. Here's a hollow of them. Cool. Yeah, we know who Turk Mannequin is. Look at that jawline. He's the number one enemy of the Federated Alliance. All hail the Federated Alliance. All hail the Federated Alliance.

People will go for him. We're going to find him. Because I don't know. I'm kind of a guy. Like, I'm kind of a finder. C-53, let's go. You're the finder? Because I think maybe. Well, you know, I'm actually leading this

delegation. Excuse us. We're going to scoot around. Yeah, absolutely. No, I think of all of us here, I'm the finder. You can think that, but I think... Actually, guys, I don't mean to butt in, but I think I might be the finder of the group. I'm going to punch you

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Su-su- out! End of message. Alright, Bargy, open up the hatch. Let's scoot on out of here. Okay, just because I haven't been doing much, I've just been sitting here for a while. I've just been redecorating my hatch, so it's kind of like opening a new way.

You redecorated your hatch? Yeah. How does that physically happen? Do you have like robotic arms that come out? I'm sorry, what's the point of this getting inside of my ship and chit chat? I don't understand. Guess I'll never know. Anyway, my hatch will open in a new

fun way. Beads! Yep, bunch of beads. This is fun. This is fun. Anyway, uh, everyone get inside. Get comfy. Again, I sold all my furniture. Why?

Where are we getting money? I don't know. Also, I'm not using oil anymore. I'm just using, like, dirt that I found from other planets. That must be gumming up everything. Yeah, whatever. Having a good time. All right, well, since you're all in here, Mom,

may I say I don't have any more water for us to take showers, but figure it out because you all stink. Thanks, Bargy. That felt directed. I can tell even this frame has a sort of lingering odor. And I don't know that it'll ever go away. Yeah, Bargy, while we were gone, anything come across the radio?

Uh, yeah, I had a good conversation with my best friendship, Cheryl. No, I mean, like, did you hear any, is there any leads that we could follow, any information? Like, we don't know how to find the rebellion. Well, Cheryl did say something very interesting. Yeah? You might have to park your ears for this.

Okay. Yeah. This is very interesting. Okay, everyone park your ears for this. Okay. Yeah. This is very interesting. Okay, everyone ready for this? Yes. Everyone has to open a gape aghast your mouth. A gape. A gape it. A gape it? Just get ready. I bet it does

have a mouth. That's perfect. Perfectly round. Oh, oh my. You can unhinge your jaw. Yeah, this goes down. I feel like if we're lacking water, it's not really safe to keep our mouths open because the saliva will evaporate. Honestly, do whatever you want. I don't care. What did Cheryl say, Margie?

Cheryl said Director Jane Jane Joa is looking for an older ship to be in his new indie film. Oh, that's great, Barge. Congratulations. And anything about the rebellion? No, that was it. Okay, okay, cool. I'm glad we... Closing my mouth now. Welcome back, kids. So, no water?

No. But do we miss the Federated Alliance? No, not really. Not really. No. No, not really. You know, Dar, I don't want to speak for you, but maybe we should dig into that big pile of croon you got in your room. I'm sorry, I don't have access to it right now. What do you mean? What happened to it? I invested it.

You invested it? Yeah. What did you invest in? Bit croon. That seems... Isn't Bitcroon just smaller pieces of croon? I will admit, it seemed like a sound investment at the time. And right now, we are in a tailspin, but...

Oh no, is Bitcroon crashing? Yes, but it'll pick back up again. Is it based on a logical fallacy? Well, you're the arbiter of that. Okay, I don't really... Oh, we have a... Oh, Ambassador Dexeter, I have an incoming transmission from former Junior Missions Operations Manager... No, it's not.

It's not. I'm here. I looked out. Hi. No, I'm not calling into here. I heard it coming. Just pick it up. Hi.

Hello? Hello? Just take it up. Hi. Hello? This is Rebel Pilot Hart Tarnagas. I'm currently in danger of crashed landing on a nearby planet. If there are any rebellion ships in the area, I need your help immediately.

This could be the difference between life and death. That's us. That could be us. Yes. Hello. It's us. Rebel Rebellious. How can we help you?

Hello. Your transmission is breaking up. How can we help you? Hello, your transmission is breaking up. How can we help? We're here in the Bargerian Jade. The Bargerian Jade? Destroying the Rebellion? Yeah, sure. I don't know yet what it looks like. Yeah.

It just seems like a ship of that age might be too old. Do you want help or not, dude? I'm about to die. My ship is going to be smashed into a thousand pieces on the surface of this ice world. All right, listen, Mr. Tardigast, we'll hedge your way. Give us the coordinates. I'm sending them to you now. I have only seconds to live.

That's really far. Yeah, do you think we can... Can you hyperdrive into an atmosphere? A man. We could save a rebel pilot, Bargy. Does he have fuel for me? Does he have... How much will we give us? This fighter is loaded

with fuel. That's what makes his crash landing so dangerous. As soon as I hit the surface, I'll atomize. I've only got ten seconds to live. We'll be there. Bargy, burn dirt. Tip, tip, tip. Well, let me just shake your hand, sir. Oh, yeah, of course, you know. Surely I would have perished were it not for your assistance.

Thank you. Hey, no problem. Just doing our duty as rebels. Yeah, I mean... Heard your distress call and just thought, yeah, let's go. Well, you'd be surprised how many people out here in space will hear a distress call and then leave you to burn up in a lava flow. Well, not us.

I did it a couple times, but... Not us. We're... Wait, Bargy, you... It's like I'm too far away. I don't know what the situation is. You can't just pick anybody up, you know what I mean? Sure.

Except when... Except when it's... Right, right. Totally. The Rebel Alliance. Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh. Sure. Listen, can're from the Rebel Alliance. Sure. Listen, can anyone on this ship fix a hyperdrive? You?

Me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it to me. What luck. Take a look. See what you can do. Put it through its paces, that's for sure.

Oh, it's inside. Yeah. Internal hyperdrive. Right, right. Darno's way more than I think. Sure. When we get back to Rebel headquarters, you'll be greeted with a hero's welcome for saving me. All right.

Mark Tartagast. Yeah. All right. Well, you know what? Just so happens, we happen to be the team that blew up the old delegator. I'm speaking with Turk Manigod. I am honored, sir. Give me your hand.

No, no, no, no, no. Actually, that was a mistake. It's sort of credited generally to Turk Manikin, but it was us. I was actually the junior missions operations manager who was about to be promoted. Is there a droid somewhere I don't see? Down here. Oh. Hi.

Hi. Yeah, yeah, hi. We do have a droid, that C-53 right behind you. Hello. Oh, hello. Pretty little guy. Yeah, yeah, hi. We do have a droid, that C-53, right behind you. Hello. Oh, hello. Pretty good-looking scene it got there. Can I just ask, we've sort of been kind of out of the old rebel loop for a couple weeks. What's the status over there?

Well, to be perfectly honest with you, friend, it's not going that well. Really? Obviously, the Federated Alliance has dealt a huge blow when the Delegator was taken down. Crippling blow. Sure, crippling blow. But still got quite a fight ahead of us if we're going to take down the Federated Alliance was dealt a huge blow when the Delegator was taken down. Crippling blow. Sure, crippling blow. But still got quite a fight ahead of us if we're going to take down the Federated Alliance. Hark, can I ask you, is the Rebellion looking for, like, some Zemo warriors, like, in touch with the space? Zemo warriors?

Yeah. Eh. Okay. Well, you know, we're here to help in any way we can. Because we're rebels. Yeah, and you, we're here to help in any way we can. Because we're rebels. Yeah, and you're like a hero rebel pilot. And you know a lot of hollow directors are doing a lot of gritty, nitty, indie films in the rebellion. Well, you know, I don't really do this a lot, but I'm just going to eject a little tape.

Someone can pick it up for me. Oh, yeah, totally. All right. Some of my finest works I've got to show you. tape. Someone can pick it up for me. Oh yeah, totally. Alright, and I just cooked some of my finest works. I gotta show you. I added some new stuff too. Some new models. You're really struggling there, little guy. I'm just gonna drag it over. Nermy, I got it. You'll carry me with you.

Drop it. You're carrying me. You're holding me. I can do a lot of real emotion, a lot of anger, a lot of comedy, you know, whatever. Oh, I'm very, I'm arranged. Bargy, Bargy's looking for work. We're not working for anyone right now. That's why we're sitting on the floor.

Yeah, we had to sort of sell our furniture. Yeah, sold it. Well, listen, you certainly got me out of a jam. And I think I ought to return the favor. Do you mind if I use your communications equipment? Go right ahead. Yeah, of course. C-53, do you mind? Not at all.

This is Rolfus Tittle, commander of the Rebellion. Tittle, it's me, Hark Tartagas. Hark? Can't believe it's you. We thought we lost you. Huh. I thought I was lost, but these fine folks just rescued me. And even though they may look like, well, street people.

Okay, that doesn't... They've got good hearts. I give my full recommendation to this crew to become emissaries of the rebellion. Oh, emissaries, like, uh... Sort of like an ambassador, right? Ambassadorial position? No, no, they're nothing like each other.

No, they're not like each other at all. One's an ambassador and one's an emissary. The rebellion is in need of crews that visit new planets. Do you understand? On behalf of the rebellion. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I just have to say, we have so much experience in this field. We're set up to exactly do what...

Okay, okay, okay. All right, he seems overexcited. What happened to his tail? What? I lost this tail in the field of battle. Listen, I'm looking at you guys, and I like your gumption. Well, hey, I'm in. Let's do it.

Fantastic. Then I hereby deputize you as emissaries of the rebellion. Hold on, hold on. Quick, quick, quick cue. Bargy, yeah, what's up? Quick cue. Just one little TQ. A tiny question.

Um, are we being paid? Because I'm currently using dirt for gas right now, so... What you get is a gas card, alright? And those cards are good at many filling stations in rebellion space. Yeah, it's totally fine. Fantastic.

Well, welcome, Emissary... Plac Deck Center. Emissary Deck Center. Welcome, Emissary... Former Junior Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Bundeloy. Well, we don't have the designation Junior Missions Operations Manager. Say hello to Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Bundeloy. All right, Nermit, upgrade, huh?

I hereby accept this promotion. Of course, that is still the lowest missions operations manager. We go missions operations manager, senior missions operations manager, and then veteran missions operations manager. Just so we're clear. No, I mean, I accept and I am honored by the faith. All right. All right, and the security officer.

Security officer translates to? That position is pretty much much same across the board. Yeah. And you, protocol droid. Yes. We will download rebellion protocols and functions to you now. Rebellion protocols in place. Is there any restraining bolt involved in any of the rebellion functions?

Juck, no. Well, then I'm on board. Hey, C-53, can we update the file? Emissary, Plex Dexer? Absolutely. Emissary Dexer, your file is updated. And can we delete any past record of having had a junior in the title? I don't need to keep it in the historical version of the record.

And you, ship. Bargerian Jade. Bargerian Jade, yes. Ship of the stars, Dreamer of the land. You go to sleep and you see my hollow going into your heart. Once used to be the greatest hollow stall. But now

it's on the way back up and is working on creating her own country. This isn't really part of it. Yeah, I get it. We'll just commission you as a ship of the rebellion. Yeah, it's just a standard commission. It's just...

Okay. Yeah. Terrific. Long live the rebellion. Tittle out. Rolfus Tittle, never a finer man I've met in all my life. Listen, I'm about to go on an extremely secret mission for the rebellion. Why don't you come along?

Be my backup. Yeah, I mean, yeah, absolutely. What are you doing? I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm meeting with an extremely important Flarn crime lord. Wow. Oh.

He might help the Rebellion gain access to illicit arms, potentially smuggling routes that could help us skirt the Federated Alliance. Great. Well, you know, hey, just let us know what we can do. Why don't I hop in my fighter, take off into hyperspace, and you can follow me? Yep, and it should be all repaired. I looked at it myself, and it's good to go.

Great. Together, we'll strike a blow for the rebellion against the hated Federated Alliance. Can we do the thing where we put our hands in the middle and then put them up? We do not do that in the rebellion. Oh, that's a shame. We'll do it later. Okay. Ah, at last.

Just me, Counselor Arcuri, alone with my beloved Joe Carbono. Ah, time well spent. You know what is also time well spent? You know, it is also time well spent. Time listening to the podcast Raised by TV. Have you heard it? I don't hear. I am. Well, let me explain it to you.

Okay. Comedians John Gabrus and Lauren Lapkus, you know, when they were growing up, they watched a lot of TV, which is like hollows. Hollow. Well, they watched a lot of TV, like so much. And on Raised by TV, they revisit the most ridiculous moments of 80s and 90s sitcoms. Mr. Gabers, it should be noted, has a very familiar voice. If you've heard that loaded droid B-69-420, I played you those recordings. I was never familiar with my mother.

Well, he and Lauren have just released a new season of the podcast, covering the beloved Nickelodeon late-night block, Snick, and angsty teen shows like Freaks and Geeks. It's very fun and just hilarious. I think you would love it. Okay. Fantastic. To be perfectly honest with you, Joker,

I've never heard of any of the shows they talk about, but I've made the decision to subscribe to their podcast on Apple Podcasts or Stitcher, wherever I get my podcasts from. That's where I subscribe to it. Take your hat off and put it inside a mug. Ah, yes. I love making ritual begins. Am I coming in clear? Are you reading me?

Yes, yes, yes. Fantastic. I'll see. Good. Fantastic. I'll see you at our destination. I'll just lay down a hyperdrive path and you can follow my signal. You got it. My hyperdrive. It's gone rogue. Navigational computer, it's not working.

I don't know where it's sending me. Long live the rebellion. Whoa. That was a weird looking path. Rarely do you see a spiral come out of a hyperdrive. It sort of splits into two paths. Then it rejoins. And then there's three paths. Wow.

What did you do to his hyperdrive, Dar? I don't know. Shuffled some things. Shuffled some things? Hey, I've never seen a hyperdrive before in my life. Then why did you offer to fix it? I've fixed hyperdrives before. Oh, and good news.

I did get gas. Oh, you got some gas out of Hark's ship? Yeah, but I thought we were going to be celebrating, so I ejected most of it. No. Not we're going to be celebrating. Why? I felt good. I thought things were going to be celebrating. Why? I felt good. I thought things were going to be good.

I don't know. How was I supposed to know? Oh, boy. So you psyched out some of his gas. I didn't fix his ship. Maybe broke it. Maybe broke it more. I don't think that's a maybe.

So we've got half dirt, half gas. Nobody knows we're rebel heroes. And Beano. Yep. And Beano! Oh, it's awake. Beano awake! So Beano... Beano, Beano... You know, C-53, it's been a while since you've had a body,

so you've kind of been able to avoid this responsibility. I think it's your turn. Definitely your turn. It's absolutely your turn. Very well. I'll see you to the beam. Hello. Bino, say hello.

Hello, Bino. Bino's sleepy. Bino's so sleepy. Well, Bino, why don't I tuck you in, and then you can just go back to sleep. Aw, Bino liked I tuck you in and then you can just go back to sleep. Aw, Bino liked that. Good. Bino imprinted on Robot when Bino hatched. Yes, of course you did, Bino.

Bino want to hear the story of Bino. To be honest, Bino, we're all getting a little tired of the story. Literally every night, so... If B a little tired of the story. Literally every night, so... If Beano doesn't hear the story... Beano go and shit. Beano, I'm going to tell you the story, okay? Yay! Me some Beano.

Yes. Well, Beano, of course you remember when you were inside the bean. It was very quiet and very warm for a long time. We were trying to find you. Bino's still in the bean at that point. But we went to a planet and met a man named Chad. Chad had some riddles and we solved them so he gave you to us. Yeah.

And then one day... Oh, Bino want to see when Bino has. Fine. Bino want to see. All right, allano want to see when Beano has. Fine. Beano want to see. All right, all right. Beano, here we go. Let me just get that clip. Well, that's not what I expected to be here.

It's me. It's Beano. What? Oh, my chucking rod. It's a larger bean. Slightly larger bean. Beano is my name. Arms and legs just popped out of that bean. Ilightly larger bean. Beano is my name. Arms and legs just popped out of that bean.

I don't like this thing, whatever this is. Beano, say hello. Its eyes are so big and spiraled. Beano blinks its eyes like this. It's cat-like. Somebody guarded this for 400 years? Beano ancient Rarick. That's it. That was all of us meeting you, Beano.

Beano loved the story of Beano. Really, Beano? You love that story? Beano do. Beano sleep sleep now. Okay, Beano. We'll see you tomorrow. Oh. Should have should have sent this stupid bean. This is C-Red IT-5, Cretacin Attribution's droid, commencing outro protocol. Emissary Plek Deck Seteter was played by Alden Ford.

C-53, Stafai, and Hark Tardigas were played by Jeremy Benn. Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh. Bargy the Ship was played by Mujan Zulfagari. Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy was played by Seth Lynn. Cloned Light Infantry Nomadic Troopers Fondo Parkwad, Rolfus Tittle, and Beano were played by Winston Knoll. This episode edited by Seth Lynn with sound design and mix

by Shane O'Connell. This episode was recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound in Brooklyn, New York. Music by Brendan Ryan. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley. Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Gois. Mission to Ziggs is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom.

Thanks, Audioboom. A burr stick. Okay. That's perfect. Can that be the whole episode? Yeah, that's it. I just want to do one alien sound. Yeah, please, that's it. I just want to do one alien sound. Yeah. Seth, go for it. Please, please, please.

Are you sure? Truly different. Do that one more time. That's fucking disgusting. Is anybody else turned on?