Mission To Zyxx - 219: Tiny Toots' Adventures

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

The crew is deployed to prison-break an individual with unique knowledge. Their mission is incredibly successful like always! Juck yeah! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Anorak Alden Ford as Corn and Squeege...e Allie Kokesh as Tiny Toots Seth Lind as Parka Winston Noel as D-20 Moujan Zolfaghari as Turk Manaked Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It is a period of civil war, but things are still pretty chill. Sure, the Federated Alliance is headed to the hidden Rebel base, but as far as the best crew in the Zik Squadron is concerned, that just means more arses to kick. Still basking in adoration from having definitely blown up the Delegator, Rebel Emissary Turk Manakid and his attractive but super humble crew
Starting point is 00:00:31 travel farther and faster than any other Emissary team to explore rad and exotic new worlds, repeatedly confirm their obvious heroism and sign holographs for fawning bug creatures and stuff. This is Tiny Toots Adventures. He did 20?
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yes, and the same etiquette. Do you, like, wake up every day super psyched to be on Tiny Toots like I am? Well, I don't wake up, I power up. Wait. But every morning I compile data that proves that we are the most efficient, successful, and, may I say, coolest Emissary team in the Rebellion. High five, low five. Initiating high five protocol. Hey, Tiny Toots.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Uh, how are you going? Can you give us some sick words of inspo? Funny you should mention that. I was just about to give us all our daily affirmation. Fantastic. Um, just think about this through the rest of your day. I have been given endless talents, which I will utilize today like I utilize every day.
Starting point is 00:02:08 All right, let's all say it together. I have been given endless talents that I will utilize today like I utilize every day. Sometimes the daily affirmation makes me feel like I've got fewer scars. Security officers Parka and Anorak, as a two-headed Dos Cabezas, this is usually your time for brooding, is it not? Yeah, I really find it important to spend a lot of time brooding.
Starting point is 00:02:36 We are, like, so happy you came out of the brooding chamber. Yeah. Of course, on this ship, there is a chamber for literally anything you could ever imagine meeting and or wanting. You know, it would really take a toll on our mental health if we didn't have a special chamber just to brood in. But after about 20 minutes a day, we come out of there feeling fan-chucking-tastic. Well, there's so many rooms on you tiny tooths. It's like we're living in our own little palace cruise line. Sometimes I, I like open a
Starting point is 00:03:06 door and there's somebody new in there. Like this door. Oh, hi everybody. Hey there, buddy. Uh, you guys want a maid to order omelet? I'll call whenever you need me. Wow. Well, we might think about it later. Yeah. Think about it right now and decide later.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Dark past, bright future. If it got any brighter, it'd burn our chucking retinas straight out of our skulls. Anorak, I know you've done a lot of stuff we don't want to think about, but I wouldn't want to be fused to anyone else. Parker, you one chucked up son of a bitch. Yeah. But I can't help but respect you. Oh, I'm gonna wrap our arms around your ass. Oh, Tiny Toots, I actually have an incoming voice message
Starting point is 00:03:51 from a Bino and Bargy, Bargy and Bino LLC production company. Uh, hey, Tiny Toots, Bino here from Bargy and Bino, Bino and Bargy LLC. Bino just following up, just circling back about a possible attachment to the Bargy and Jake Bino web project. Bino sent contracts over earlier just to give a look-see and see if that works out and we'll have a package deal.
Starting point is 00:04:18 All right, enough of this junk and garbage. Yeah, I need an orange beer. Right, enough of this junk and garbage. Yeah. I need an orange beer. Parker Anorak, I just want to say, your gruff exterior and anti-heroism is very popular and cool. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Wow. Can I just say your quiet demeanor but otherwise impeccable efficiency is also pretty cool? Well, I don't like to brag, but I do think competency is the coolest thing there is. Amen to that, brother. Amen to that. Amen to that, brother. Wait, Tiny Tooth's... We didn't get to say it, but congratulations on your three
Starting point is 00:04:57 movie franchise development deal as part of the Morble Cinematic Universe. It is incredible that you're part of the interconnected cinematic universe. The Morble Cinematic Universe is easily the best hollows you can watch. Exciting. Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Fun. This is so sweet, but I really don't like to brag, unless it's in front of one of my enemies. Like, in this case, then, I love to brag. I live to brag. I love it. Can I say I really respect the studios for trusting those young male indie directors
Starting point is 00:05:32 they're putting on the blockbusters without a lot of, you know, experience? Wait, I feel like we haven't complimented Mannequin enough. Yeah, guys, you don't need to, but, like, let's do it. I mean, first of all, you are't need to, but, like, let's do it. Hey, quick, quick up. I got another ab. I didn't even know you could get an ab here, and I got an ab here. I think that brings the count to an even 24.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah. Yeah. Let's put it on the wall. You know, Anorak and I are relentlessly asexual, but, boy, you make it tougher every day, mannequin. Oh, sick, my new RebTalk came out. Fantastic, a new RebTalk. Let's put up a clip. Oh, my gosh, let's stream.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Nice. Activating RebTalk now. Revolutionary ideas worth fighting for reptox so if you're ever feeling down all you have to do is look into your mirror and be like who is that that's turt manikin i'm turt manin. I'm awesome. I'm Turk Manikin. So eloquently put. That's who I am. I could talk about your choice of jacket for hours. Oh, Snoop, I got another round.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Ah, that's when he got 23. That was 23. Ah, fantastic. I'm so glad I got to bear witness to both 23 and 24. And already 5 billion views. Emissary Mannequin, we've got an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations Manager, Mel. Hi, guys!
Starting point is 00:07:13 Hello, hello! Well, if it isn't our favorite Senior Missions Operations Manager. Well, your mission, we're gonna use the gong and the boom and the bomb crusher and then, like, a bird and bring it back and then you're winners. Is everyone cool with anything? Mm-hmm. Yeah, we got it.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Succinct as always, Mel. Thank you. That should be pretty easy for us, Mel. Also, you're my friend, Nermy. Hey, guys. What? It's the crew of Tiny. Do you remember?
Starting point is 00:07:42 CC transmission. It's the crew of tiny... Do you remember... CC transmission. Generally, my mind's full of bad, bad memories, but just that crystal clear voice of Mel really pierces through. One of the most soothing tones in the galaxy. Yeah. Amateur mannequin.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah. Since Mel wants us to retrieve a planet crusher engineer to question about a possible vulnerability within the plans, how would you like to proceed? Same way we would like always proceed, bro ass that's right fantastic sounds like a plan sounds like a plan uh fun sidekick squeegee the sentient mob do you have any feedback no squeegee never pull focus fantastic classic squeegee never pull focus. Fantastic. Classic squeegee. You have received an audio transmission from Rebellion Headquarters. Playback will follow decryption.
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Starting point is 00:10:22 Help me. End of message. Team, everyone be on the lookout. I've scanned and there are several guards on the perimeter here. Oh, you'll never get into this prison. I've got guards all around it. Do you? Because it looks to me like you don't.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Hey, who goes there? What's going on? No! We don't need to get past all the guards if we throw your guards at your guards. Hey, what's going on here? We're throwing your guards at your guards. Wait, what? You forgot. What are your guards? Oh, you're throwing my guards at your guard. Wait, what? You forgot what are your guards? Oh, you're throwing
Starting point is 00:11:08 my guards at my guards! Hey, happy birthday, cause... How'd you know it was my birthday? Cause this candle I'm about to blow out is your life. Wait, whoa, that's so deep. Happy first anniversary. The traditional present is a guard.
Starting point is 00:11:23 No, it's paper! The guards have been neutralized. Let's keep going. Ah, the bridge is out. There's a lava pool below us. I know how to deal with this. Hey, lava pool, go away. Well done, Turk.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Thanks. Prepare yourself, team. The greatest obstacle of all, a set of two adorable twins. Oh, jeez. Um, hi there. Hello. Just leave it to us. Just set up.
Starting point is 00:11:54 We're the most adorable little family. Oh, don't fight it. Now let's go. Well done. Their heads came straight off. Well done punting both of them No problem We're known for doing the jump up once and kick both legs at the same time
Starting point is 00:12:10 Oh, the floor has opened This is a pool of water filled with electric squiggles Be careful Well, there's nothing that electric squiggles hate most than a bedtime story Parker and Arrak, I believe this is you Yeah, you guys Well, there's nothing that electric squiggles hate most than a bedtime story. Parker and Iraq, I believe this is you. Yeah, you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Billy. He went into the woods. He didn't like what he saw there very much. Hated the woods so much, just came right back out. It's working. It's working. The squiggles are falling asleep. All right, let's go, team.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Sleep tight, squiggles. Don't let the squiggles bite. Right, they are. Don't bite each other, Anorak means. Yeah, that's what I meant. Watch out, team. There's a laser grid ahead of us. We'll have to step very lightly. Yo, hey, what's up?
Starting point is 00:13:05 Listen, um, in the laser grid, there's like, uh... Hey, laser grid? Hey, laser grid? I'm sorry, hold on. There's like a.001% success rate on passing through this grid. Hey, laser grid? I'm like a super sick laser grid. Hey, laser grid? Hey, laser grid? What? Hey, laser grid? Okay. Hey, laser grid? Oh, god. Whoa,ers are starting to sputter.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Hey, question? LaserGrid? There it goes. It's done. Great. All right, moving along. Brains and brawn. That's the Turk-Mannikin way.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Amazing. Let me out of here. Let me out of here. Let me out of here. Wait, guys. That's a hologram. Let me out of here. That's not the real engineer. Let me out of here.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Let's see what happens when we throw this croon at it. Oh, ow! Whoa. My head. All right, let's find the real engineer. No, please. I was real. That's not the one we want.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Man, sometimes this job's real hard, but it's real humbling. Because you know what? I'm doing it with my best friends. Take that back. I'm doing it with my only friends. Take that back. You're my family. Take that back. I'm in love with all of you. I'm feminine. Best way to celebrate this new emotional awakening? Everyone shirts off, skin to skin, high five.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Skin to skin, skin to skin, skin to skin, skin to skin, skin to skin. Hello? Help me, please. Help. Get out of here. Get out of here. He's going to save me. Hey, don't be afraid, Engineer. It's just me. Turk Maniket. Did you free my twin brother?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Honestly, I don't. Does it? Yeah. No. He was gone before we got here, unfortunately. He might have been a hologram. Yeah. I got two.
Starting point is 00:14:59 He was like right inside the first door past the laser trap. There were a lot of doors. Straight up right after the laser trap, on the left. Can't miss him. Fast. Team, I don't want anyone to panic right now, but the only way out of here is across the giant puddle. We're going to need something absorbent.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Yeah, our rocky skin isn't absorbent at all. Maybe Squeegee can help. Squeegee? Maybe Squeegee can help and then return to ship and be quiet. Alright. Oh, fantastic, Squeegee. Just do the purpose and then leave. Wow. Pick it up. There he goes. We don't know anything different.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Squeegee knows exactly how much Squeegee is enough, Squeegee. You moved that water perfectly and now the floor is bone dry. Squeegee's purpose has been cleared from beginning. So long. Bye, Squeegee. Thank you. Squeegee's purpose has been clear from beginning. So long. Bye, Squeegee. Thank you, Squeegee.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Love that guy. Emissary Mannequin. Yeah? Would you like me to hail Tiny Toots? You're the best one in the biz. I'm sorry, is Tiny Toots a ship or a... Oh, wow. That's a joke.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Why, you're right. It's that ship. Boopity-boop-boop-boop. I'm right here. You're right. Must be out of the loop, fella, if you don't know who Tiny Toots is. I'm saved.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Can we quickly go grab my brother? Tiny Toots, give her a biography so this little num-nut knows who you are. Tiny Toots was born in a biography so this little num-nut knows who you are. Tiny Toots was born in a small but beautiful auto shop. I was small, so one day I was tiny.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And then I booked a couple of substantial roles. And, you know, the name stuck, but the star kept rising. Story never gets old. Arguably a perfect story. Yeah. Listen, I can't thank you enough for breaking me out of that prison.
Starting point is 00:16:49 It was terrible. Hey, what's your name, son? Uh, K-Karn. Korn? Karn. Korn? My name is Karn. Korn?
Starting point is 00:16:59 Listen, we'll call you Korn. It's for your own safety. I-I don't understand how. But that doesn't matter now. I'm free, and I have you to thank. Whose autograph do you want first? Well, here, I'll sign this. Glossy Hollow first.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Okay. To Korn. Stay cool. It's actually not Korn, it's Karn. Oh, no. We're going to be calling you Karn from now on. Okay. Listen, Korn, if people hear that Karn is aboard Tiny Toots, they're going to get suspicious.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Oh, I see. And then you're going to get found. Okay, yes, I see what's happening. We never make mistakes. Okay. It's just part of the protocol. Okay, I feel like we should use like Jeff is a real name. Korn just, I think, is Korn is a vegetable, usually.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Emissary Maniket, shall I begin the interrogation? Not necessary. I'm actually totally willing to give you guys information. Yeah. Fantastic. No, you don't. Oh, wow. That is, yeah, don't put that anywhere near me.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Listen, can I just say something? The Planet Crusher Crusher I made against my will. I was held prisoner at the facility. I built the planet Crusher Crusher over the course of 60 years inside of a pocket universe. To your time in your universe, it was about a two-week period. But for me, it was 60 years. 60 years? I was actually born in the pocket universe maybe six months ago.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And then over the course of... And your mother named you Corn. It was actually... It was actually Corn. It's Corn. How about we just say Jeff? How about we just say Jeff? Why is Jeff better than Corn?
Starting point is 00:18:35 Jeff is a real name. Corn is not a real name. I know Acorns. You know Acorns? You know Acorns or Acorns? I know Bill Corn. I know know eight. I know Bill Corn. I know Dale Corn. I know Sarah Corn.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I know Corn Corn. I know Jeff Corn. Are you counting Corn Corn as two corns? Now I know Corn. I don't have to tell you anything about the planet Crusher Crusher if you don't want me to. It seems like you're sort of not interested. Listen, Corn. It seems like you're sort of not interested.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Listen, one more. You think you're going to get out of here without telling us every single weakness of the planet Crusher? No, I'll tell you right now. You're out of your mind. No, I'll tell you right now. First, though, when you grab me, do you control the right arm and you control the left arm? What? No.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Are you? Actually, well, you know what's kind of weird because I actually control the left arm. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's right arm, left leg. Okay. Wow. Does that get confusing to you? I guess it's just sort of... No, I memorized it. Well, it's very impressive. Yeah. This is taking way longer than
Starting point is 00:19:40 all of our interrogations take. Usually someone gets on the ship and they're like, Whoa, sweet, it's Turt Maniket. I know your rep talks. Your rep talks are amazing. Yeah, what's your deal? Listen, I've never been to this universe before. I don't know anything about it.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Oh, right. You don't know that we're all famous. That's why you're not giving us what we want. I'll tell you anything. Wait, crew. This is like a really humbling experience right now. So let's all take a moment and realize maybe being successful isn't always about being famous. Mannequin, you are so spot on.
Starting point is 00:20:14 We should really appreciate this very rare instance where someone didn't instantly know and appreciate us. Accessing humility subroutines. Wow. I'm so grateful for this experience. Would you guys like to... Thank you so much. It's Korn or Jeff. Either one is fine.
Starting point is 00:20:31 We're going to call Korn. Fair enough. Korn, if we can be humbled by this experience, you can too. Give him the humble experience, D. Initiating humbling experience. Look at her. She's slapping him yeah
Starting point is 00:20:45 wait oh I thought you weren't going to be oh you're humbling me okay alright now be humble that's a fast slap listen listen I have a vested interest in bringing down the federated alliance
Starting point is 00:21:02 okay guess how many abs that guy's got then double it and you're still low I have a vested interest in bringing down the Federated Alliance. Okay. Guess how many abs that guy's got, then double it and you're still low. Okay, I was going to say, like, probably 18 total. Yep. Way off. Way off. Okay, wow.
Starting point is 00:21:17 You thought he had nine abs? Well, right at the base of his neck, I thought, no, there's no way those are abs. I was born with nine abs. That's offensive. Okay. Sorry. Uh, permission to discontinue conversation and merely scan his brain for the information needed? I'll tell you. I want to tell you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Ow. Oh. Oh, sorry. Pardon us. We have to shave all the hair off your head. We have to shave your head. Why does that have to... Why is that part of it? It's part of the scan. No. Now I'm scanning. Wait, the hero. We have to shave your head. Why does that have to... Why is that part of it? It's part of the scan. No. Now I'm scanning. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:21:49 So my skull is not a barrier for your scanner, but hair is? Just the hair. Just the hair. Hey, what are you, a droid, but you know how scanners work, all of a sudden? I actually engineered several scanners that see right through hair. No, no, no. Okay. Listen, this just eliminates us having a long, drawn-out conversation
Starting point is 00:22:06 where we all talk to you. We just do a quick scan, and we're in and out. But don't you want to know my backstory about how I was... No, it's not about the journey. It's about the destination. Also, we have a Pilates class
Starting point is 00:22:17 that we have to do. Starting right now. Space Pilates. Yeah, we're going to have 45 minutes. Zero-G Pilates, everyone. Ah, ah, ah. Yeah, yeah. now as our instructor. And now, quick breaths. Korn, I cannot hear your quick breaths. What am I supposed to do? Lobby's mode over.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Korn, why are you constantly bewildered? I was in a prison for a decade. They put me to work on the planet Crusher Crusher and once they finished it, they threw me in a jail cell and took the planet Crusher Crusher, and once they finished it, they threw me in a jail cell and took the planet Crusher Crusher to your universe. There might be other rebel groups that want to hear this kind of backstory. This is very important. I thought it was important on some level for me to explain that I put them there on purpose.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I made two of the three vulnerabilities so that it would be easier from any angle and with any size fighter to fly in and destroy... Why? I despise the Federated Alliance. I despise Wagtam Bui. They have my son. Oh, that's good. Someone's looking after your son. No, that's not how it works. Oh, okay. No.
Starting point is 00:23:36 We all have sons. Yeah. Do we? Most of us do. Most of us have sons. Yeah, we've got a couple sons. Okay, well, then surely you understand how important this is, that I'm able to rescue my son. Everybody's got at least five sons.
Starting point is 00:23:49 That doesn't... That doesn't... That's not true, though, I don't think. Nah, I'm pretty sure that's true. Everybody's got a son. I can't remember meeting someone without a son. My son's name is Korn. Your son...
Starting point is 00:23:59 You have a son named Korn? Korn Mannequin. Just one of the many Korns Mannequin knows. I know eight. You already listed eight. None of them were your sons. I listed six. Oh, so Korn Korn was just one Korn then.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah. Okay. Okay, that answered my question. Guys, do you understand? We're not only the best, coolest, hottest team, skin to skin, right now. Skin to skin, skin to skin, skin to skin, right now. Skin to skin. Skin to skin.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I don't think so. I'm not really... Skin to skin. I appreciate that. But now we have the information to help the Rebellion kick ass against the Federated Alliance. Wow. Emissary Mannequit, we've got an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations
Starting point is 00:24:44 Manager, Mel. I see Maris are enjoying. We're doing great, Mel. Very well, Mel. Maris, I am a mermaid and here's a fun fact. I'm some of the best friends on the planet. Oh, jeez. Well, isn't this convenient?
Starting point is 00:25:03 Wow. Mel, we will be heading to your coordinates as soon as possible. Listen, Korn, it's about to get real hot up in this ship, so we're going to put you on an escape pod out of here. Will your escape pod go back to my universe? Right, team. If you want to know the vulnerabilities of the six planet crushers, my... Rod, save you, Korn.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Let's suit up into our super sick victory outfits let's suit up we might be the only ship out there but they forget we've got the keys to the castle with these plants guys you know rebellion's all about a collective but that's never been our thing. We've always known we're number one. And yeah, maybe sometimes we doubt that we were the ones who destroyed the Delegator because we were all blacked out from that moment from doing too much Pilates. Right. Could have been us. Could have been us.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Could have been somebody else, but it probably was us. I like to think it was us. Yeah, me too. What's our move, Turk? Tonnitude, set a course for Rebel HQ, because it's hero time. And as we're making our way to victory, why don't you play us a clip from your greatest hollow of all?
Starting point is 00:26:14 I am so glad that you suggested that. Uh, commencing clip now. Tiny. Papa? Tiny. Tiny. Before I go off to war, I want you to take this. It's my hat. What? Tiny. Tiny. Before I go off to war, I want you to take this. It's my hat.
Starting point is 00:26:28 What will I... Bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. Here they come for me, Tiny. I'm a rock. No, those rocks can't get you. They can't get you, I promise. Bang, bang.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Don't you worry about me, Tiny. I hear those rocks are banging. I'm a rock. Time for me to go. Tiny, you were that little girl. Wow. I really was. Not even a scene chewing rock can ruin that scene.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Emissary Mannequin, get ready. We're exiting hyperspace in three, two, one. We're at the end of the game. Oh, my goodness, there are six planet crushers. I don't like this. Oh, many, many fighters, many fighters. This makes me feel bad. Emissary Mannequin, I don't detect any rebellion fighters. It seems like they haven't scrambled yet. But I do
Starting point is 00:27:27 detect 12 squadrons of Federated Alliance fighters. Plus 6 planet crushers that are armed to the teeth. Whatever. It seems like the odds of our survival are 794,521 to 1. We're the big number and they're the small number? I'm afraid not, Tiny Toots.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Hey, team, the odds are bad, but you know what's good? We're all together right now. Yeah, yeah. The thing about numbers is, in those odds, we're the one. We're number one. And I didn't hear a zero. Did you guys hear a zero?
Starting point is 00:28:02 There's no zero in the calculation, no. So I say, let's beat these Bobols. Emissary Mannequin, just to clarify, we won't be taking a direction towards the base? We will be engaging the fighters? Yeah. I mean... T20, you said there's only six planet crushers? Yes, that's correct. They must not know Tiny Dudes was coming.
Starting point is 00:28:27 The fighters are scrambling towards us. The laser cannons have had a lock on us. Things are quite dire. Why are they shooting at us? Don't they know who we are? Shield strength down to 54%. Oh, we're taking a lot of hits. Oh, yeah, taking like a serious beating could really hurt.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Hey, guys, what are we doing? Shields at 48%. We're the crew of Totitudes. Shields now at 32%. We're number one in the Fairy Alliance and now with the Rebellion. And sometimes I don't even care who we're with because all that we're with is together. Shields at 20%. Is that a sentence that makes sense?
Starting point is 00:29:03 No, but it doesn't matter because I believe in it and I believe in you. Emissary Mannequin, shieldss at 20%. Is that a sentence that makes sense? No, but it doesn't matter because I believe in it and I believe in you. Emissary Mannequin, shields are at 5%. Even if we made a retreat now, we would not be able to return to base. Presume those shields are going to be number 1%. Not a good thing. I've never been afraid of
Starting point is 00:29:20 life and I'm not afraid of death. Unlifation obliterated. So bring it on, death, because death is just life continuing on. That's not true. That's categorically false. So let's just fly straight into that planet crusher and tell it who's best.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Wow, we're best. Let's show it who's pissed. Hey, crew, everyone get in a circle. Squeegee? Who's here? Everyone's here. All right, everybody. It's time to skin to skin for the last time.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Remember, you're all my best friends and the loves of my life. And get ready to get your names into history books, because here we go! Well, this is KR3D1TZ, Credits and Attributions Droid, commencing Outro Protocol. Emissary Turk Manikin was played by Mujan Zulfagari. D20 was played by Winston Knoll. Security Officers Parka and Adarak were played by Seth Lind and Jeremy Bent. Tiny Toons was played by Ali Kokesh. Squeegee and Korn were played by Alden Ford.
Starting point is 00:31:10 This episode was edited by Alden Ford with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell. Recorded in Bubba Bubba Bronze Studios, Brooklyn, New York. Music by Brendan Ryan with additional music by Shane O'Connell. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley. Ship designed for Tiny Toots by Eric Gois. Mission to Ziggs is brought to this galaxy by Audio Boom. Thanks Audio Boom. Do you have a eulogy
Starting point is 00:31:33 to write for the crew of Tiny Toots? Send an email to their colleagues at crew at mission to ziggs dot space. I feel like Parkour at Antir Island could show up in season 3 and be like did you guys
Starting point is 00:31:47 get incinerated it takes a lot more than that to kill Park Island you're like what how
Starting point is 00:31:55 what more you literally got killed by a planet yeah we pay rent inside a fireball yeah

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