Mission To Zyxx - 320: The Emperor Strikes Wack [Season 3 Finale]

Episode Date: August 15, 2019

Nermut gets a promotion. Starring: Alden Ford Jeremy Bent Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With an appearance by Brennan Lee Mulligan Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival! An enormous thank you to our supporters on Maximum Fun for making Season 3 possible. See you in Season 4!

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And now, enjoy the final episode of Season 3. Well, we're back where we started. In Hollywood, and in a chuckload of trouble. Our intrepid crew has worked tirelessly for months, assembling the pieces of a new insurgency to defeat Emperor Nermod Bundeloy. But their time has run out. of a new insurgency to defeat Emperor Nermod Bundeloy. But their time has run out. In a crowded Hollowood courtroom,

the Bargerian Jade awaits the verdict in her trial for financial murder. C-53 has encountered a critical error, and the birth of Dar's offspring is imminent. The fabled Zimas have proven to be little help, and the evil Sparks Knights grow in power every day. Even AJ's tube has broken. Now, Papa Plek Dexeter must gather his courage, his friends, and his dinglehopper, and take down the Emperor before it's too late. Will he fulfill his destiny at last?

For it's too late. Will he fulfill his destiny at last? The answers await them on their mission to Zix. I'm going to go. Whoa, Papa. What is it? Things are still pretty crazy, right? Well, yeah. It's just been kind of like a plateau of... Yeah. I mean, Dars and Labor?

Dar, how you doing? Yeah. Dar. Mr. Robot Man is... Stop turning him on. Whenever you turn him on, it's the same thing. I'm turning him off and then turning him on. That doesn't always work.

What, Dar? What can I get for you? We need C. I mean... C edited his protocol so he could deliver the sentient, and now he can't. I know. I don't...

AJ, stop turning... No, turn him off. All right, yeah, sorry. He's the only one that knows what to do. I know, I know. Dar, how's it going? How's it going? I need you to come closer.

Both of us, or? Both of you, closer. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, Dar, it's. Just one tiny step closer. Okay. All right. Yeah.

Grab. I want you both to know this pain you're feeling right now as I squeeze your tight, tellurian bodies is nothing compared to how I feel like right now. Okay, all right. Okay. Dar, listen, we are here for you. Anything you need besides doing that again, we will be here for you to do it. Oh, hey, guys, you know there's like a courtroom outside the window?

It's usually space. What? But now it's a courtroom. Is that Sammo and Wink out there? Who? They're old friends. Are they having the trial already? I feel like they just arrested Bargy. This is crazy!

It's like everything's going wrong! Hey, hey, hey! I'm just supposed to smile and be quiet, so don't even say my name. Okay, alright. Oh, there's a knock. Oh, boy. Bargy, can you open the hatch?

All right, but don't get really silently. That wasn't... That was pretty much the same volume as always. That clock's just rumbling. Yeah. Hello? Hello. I am Dula. Oh. Hello? Hello.

I am Dula. Oh, you're Dar's Dula? I'm Dar's Dula. Oh, great. Yeah, come on in. Dar, your Dula's here! Okay, AJ, just relax. This is supposed to be a call.

Oh, wow. Is anyone else really... Ooh, getting hot. column. Oh, wow. Is anyone else really... Getting hot. Oh, boy. Wow. Sorry, Mrs. Zero, to see you when you are about to have your child. Is it supposed to feel this way? Yes. A horror, the worst pain you've ever had in your life.

She's good. The pain, the blow, the hole that would be right inside of you and never bring back together. What's blood? I think she said blood. Ah, beautiful. It progresses to that. Think of the pain you never wanted and then think of it happening five times. It's so beautiful when you really think about it.

It's just beautiful. AJ, you're not being helpful right now. Papa, I feel so powerless right now. I know. Me too, AJ. Everything bad is happening. Now breathe like me. Okay, darling?

Okay. Follow my brat. Your brat? By the way, doula. My name is Horsehat. Horsehat? You know, AJ, I gotta say, everything is so crazy right now that I really expected Horsehat to have a weird name, but I mean, it was just kind of a relief to hear a normal, common name.

Finally some normalcy. Thank God. Horsehat. It's the weird little thing. You just need something to hold on to that's like, oh, at least her name is Horsehat. Massive blob of tentacles is named Horsehat. And then go like a cat. I'm sorry. Okay, Horsehat, who sent you?

I did parent. No, I did not request you, so I don't know why you're here. Very small. Very small. Oh, it's Very small. Oh, the lizard. Yes, the lizard. It was a lizard. Nervid, Eiji. Nervid. We say it like six times a mission. And the lizard said,

take care of my door. For there is only one door. Now, where are the knives? Okay. Alright. Listen. I think that they sharp. Oh. Give it to me.

Oh, wow. Okay. Well, you know, Horsehat, when wielded correctly, the dinglehopper can be a formidable weapon. Oh, I'm going to bite down on that. Oh, no. Oh. Yeah, it's all right. Papa hasn't gotten it to really work.

Marv could make it glow, and it was awesome. Okay. I made it glow when I freed Korbalvor from his bonds of space. Yeah, but that was like an evil thing. Star, I'm going to go up one of your flaps right now. Oh my God. Oh boy.

Where did it go? Well, honestly, I hope this means that Horsehead can just pull the being right out and we don't have to waste any more time with labor. Papa, I got another knock. Yo, Barge, can you just another crickety-crack of the door?

I'm looking innocent right now. Okay, Barge. I'll fight opening up my hatch. Okay. Hey, guys. Oh, hey, Nermit. Papa Dex Center, we have an incoming... I'm here.

I'm here. Right, but we always say that. I know, you'd say that when I call. Okay, Nermit. Hi. Great to see you. How did you get here? I had to come because Dar's in labor.

And guys, I don't know if a trial is going well out there. Hey, Nermit. Labor is such a breeze. How are you? Keep your distance, Nermit. Dar is very hot right now. No, hot stuff is my chill zone. What do you mean?

Like, that's how I chill out. Remember on Gilgash? In my chill zone. It's like my heat rock. I heard this song. I wasn't a fan, honestly. In my chill zone. It's like my heat rock. I heard this song. It's a good song. I wasn't a fan, honestly. In my chill zone. Okay, I got three collated copies of the birth plan that I watched.

Here's the fire. It's salient time, baby. Okay. Is Horsehead here? Yeah, Horsehead's actually inside Dar right now. Yeah, at the moment, Horsehead's just rooting around. You can see Horse Hat just kind of like

swimming around in there. Here's one singed copy of the birth plan for Horse Hat. Here's one for you, Dar, and I have one. Okay, we're going to start on page one. What a nerd, am I right?

I found a book. Oh, a book? You would be keeping books inside of you? Wait, no, no, no. Those are just my bodice rippers. Oh, Dar, you shouldn no. Those are just my bodice rippers. Oh. Dara, you shouldn't keep those inside your body.

They mean being from coming out. And are probably overdue from the library. Yeah, we should return those. I think I should turn the robot back on right now. No, stop. What do you think, robot man? What should we do? Stop.

Stop turning on C-53. All right, Dar, Nermit, and Horsehead, listen, you know, AJ and I are going to go try to fix C-53. Let us know if you need anything, okay? Okay. Okay. I'm going back in!

Listen, AJ, C-53 edited his own root code. That's not something that an off-and-on burger can switch. Yeah, I mean, I totally know what root code is. Okay, listen, this is the Midnight Shadow. There's probably like a, I don't know, like a service number or something on there we can call. Oh, yeah, here it is, the Bronco Cybernetics card. Okay. You've reached Bronco Cybernetics.

We got through. I can hear it. You've read Drunk Cybernetics. We got through. For returns, please ensure that you have the original packaging. Please state issues with your frame after the tone. Okay. Hello.

Oh, sorry. Hello. AJ here. No, AJ, just... It's our friend, Mr. Robot Man. Connecting you now. Hey there, Ted Ronca here. What can I do for you? Whoa. What? Is the representative Ted Ronca?

Yeah, well, anytime the algorithm can't figure out what the heck you're trying to say, they send it to me. It only happens about two times a year, so, hey, good for you can't figure out what the heck you're trying to say, they send it to me. It only happens about two times a year, so, hey, good for you. Hey, wow. Hope nothing's going too wrong. What can I do for you? Oh, wow. Well, so Dar's pregnant and Bargy got arrested and is on trial on Pump Up the Justice.

All right, sir, you're going to have to tell your son to get out of the room. I'm a man! Okay, all right. AJ, you are five years old. Can you hand me the communicator, please? I don't want to. Okay. Fine.

Mr. Ronca, we have a very important droid here in a midnight shadow frame. Wow, you got yourselves a hold of the midnight shadow? Did you say the midnight shadow? Yeah, there's only one. Oh, wow. We auctioned it for charity. Oh. Who did you sell it to?

I don't remember. Listen, Ted, Mr. Ronca... No, no, we're friends. You can call me Ted. Okay, sure. Fair enough. We're having some issues with our C-Series. Maybe you could take a listen? Yeah, sure.

Ah, jeez. Is somebody even messing with the root code on this? Wow, you were able to diagnose that just by hearing the gibberish coming out of his mouth? Hey, it's not called the Ronca Cybernetics Corporation for nothing. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess so.

I mean, you might as well throw the cube away. There's no fixing that problem. Okay, we're not... It's finito. Okay, we're not throwing away the cube. But, you know, if there's anything else that we can... Any other options... Thank you so much for connecting with Raka Cybernetics.

Please rate your experience in a small quiz following the tone. Okay. Hello, AJ here. Oh, sorry. Hello? I made a compilation of actual birth videos. So what you're about to see are the moment the sentients pop out.

Because that's where we're trying to get to. So you're going to watch this. One, two, three, four. Look like we're in the crew. Oh yeah, I put this upbeat music to it because like it was just constant screams in these videos oh my rod oh my rod oh my rod oh my rod did you see how that sentient obliterated its parent that was a flarn you don't want to it was like a husk the mother flarn is obliterated upon birth of a baby flarn, obviously, but that's definitely...

Whoa, what is that one doing? Oh, that's one where the parent is born. It's very complicated. Papa, I know what we should do. Okay. We should do what we do with my laser rifle jams. I stick it in my face and I blow on it. You put your gun in your mouth?

No, I don't put it in my mouth, Papa. That'd be dumb. I stick it right up to my face and I blow on it. No, AJ. Don't do it. Okay. I promise it'll work. No, AJ, don't.

Please. Oh, AJ, do not do that. Just like a laser gun. No. AJ. No. No. Oh, boy.

Wow. C-53? Yeah. What just happened? I blew on the cube. Why? How did that? Thank you.

Thank you for that. You got it, Mr. Robot Man. Okay, I have a lot of questions. First of all, your helmet is still on. How did that? I mean. How did that work? Yeah, I have a compressed air feature on my helmet. Miss Janelle got a extol so we could all

blow out our birthday candles. AJ, that is adorable. Also, in combat, if somebody gets too close, I can blow their eyeball out. Really? Yeah, but we may leave you for birthday candles. Okay. Listen, C-33, I'm really glad you're back. What happened? Well, sometimes, you know, particles get lodged in the data lattice.

I remember when we went in the pool and Angelina was retrieving. I think I might have gotten some pee in my cube. Some pee? That's nasty. Yeah, it's pretty gross. It could, uh, blow up the compressed air connection and clear out a cube. You mean, so it wasn't the root code? No, I know what I'm doing. Chucking it in. No.

Papa, come on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's that sound? Oh, Dar's gone into labor. Oh, my gosh. We're going to bring you up to speed. Dar's gone into labor. Bargey's been arrested. We're in a courtroom right now.

Okay, now, Nermin, I need you to give me your tiny, tiny hand. It's normal size, yeah. Dar, I need you to give me your bigger, strong, strong, passionate hand. Sure. And I will be the center fuse. Put your pain onto me. I will use it to bring out the sentient being. Oh, I don't know, Dara.

That seems like a lot. You're giving a lot to Horsat there. I'm giving Dara back a little. Oh, those tentacles are thrashing. Oh, boy. Oh, my rod. Whoa. I think Horsat just...

Nope. No, no. my rod. Whoa, I think horse hat just... Nope. There's so many little horse hats. Oh boy, it's like dozens of scurrying horse hats. I interviewed so many doulas, and I feel like I really, really, really am glad I held out for horse hat. This is the best in the biz.

A lot of doulas, when they explode, they're just done for. Horse hat? No. Turns into many, many smaller horse hats and reassembles. Okay. So I guess I should come clean that labor is actually quite painful. Darts, okay. you can do this. I'm here for you, and I know there's a chance the kid's not going to look like me,

but I don't care because I love you. Well, I love... I'm a devil! I'm a devil! I'm a devil! I'm a devil! Sounds like it's going pretty well in there. Yeah, only a couple explosions. It's pretty good. That's good. We should go in there. Yeah, only a couple of explosions. It's pretty good. That's good.

We should go help them. Yeah, okay. Listen, guys, let's just take a breath. We'll go in there calm, and we'll, you know, just try to help out everyone. Oh. Down here. Oh, that is a very small dude. I'm a little lost.

She was bigger before, I'm pretty sure. I am splattered into many little horsehats. I need to be returned to the horsehats. She was bigger before, I'm pretty sure. Uh... Uh... No, I'm not. This is a Tentaculon? Yeah. Okay. This Tentaculon has experienced great physical stress.

It's split. You may have to reintegrate. This tentacle has experienced great physical stress. Splits. You may have to reintegrate yourself. Okay, they're going through their final movement. Whoa! Look at Dar. Wow. Okay. Holy chuck.

You look awesome. Good cover, Agent. Oh, thank you. That's very nice. You're so close, Dar. You can do it. I know it. I believe in you. Okay, Agent. Oh, thank you. That's very nice. You're so close, Star. You can do it. I know it. I believe in you.

Okay, everybody. Oh, thank you for joining me. Sorry. Took you long enough. I was busy. You're always busy. Can you fight about this later? Just do me a solid and get back inside of me.

All right, Star. Listen, a doula this good is not going to not be a diva. Okay, let's get it out. Allow me to engage the medical portals that I've been saving for this particular occasion. Oh, wow. Gloves just sort of appeared on your hands. Not only that, I've actually reset the parameters

of my cloaking field to create a soft energy netting that will catch whatever comes out of dark. I feel that's probably a better option than my cold hard hands. I mean, yeah, that makes sense. That's incredible. You're able to do that? I'm sure I can. I'd have to go back to the root code to set that

up again, but I think for now it's the right move. I think I'm ready. Now I need assistance with sharp object to go up her hyphancon and take out the oog. Very good. Come on. Make the incision just for the oog. Wow, C53.

How did you make that incision? Well, you know. When you mess around with the source code, you get a lot of things out of it. Okay, the oog is out. You can sell this. You can get a lot of functionality out of the engine. Okay, the oog is out. You can sell this. You can get a lot of prunes from the oog. Dar, you tell us which way to go. In the top left.

Shoot. Empty. Oh, boy. Nope, sorry. Center left. Oh, empty. Oh, boy. Nope, sorry. Center left. No, sorry. This is just one of your bonus rippers. Oh, Dar, you've got to get those out of there.

That one was actually really good. Where, Dar? Safe spot. Safe spot. Safe spot. Oh, here it comes. Oh, rush. Oh, rush. Oh Let me hug you, the baby. Oh, how dark. So cute. They're beautiful.

They're beautiful. Dark, congratulations. Thank you. I can't believe something so small was inside of me. Well, especially because you were, you know, gigantic. I did. Amazing. Mermits, I... Just like you.

Mermits, would you like. Nermit, I... Nermit, would you like to hold them? Can I? I would love if you wanted to. Of course. I'm a hand-in-to-you! Oh, wow. Nermit, this is incredible. The baby looks just like Dar, but it's the size of a baby

bird. It's so small. I mean, wow. You think you can imagine what this moment's going to feel like? And then it's just, it's so much bigger. Whoa, that thing's full of it. Uh-oh. Whoa. I'm sorry.

No, Nermin. Put it down. Put it down. I'm getting nervous. I'm going to plant. I'm planting. Oh. Uh-oh.

Yeah, I'm just going to... This is going to be very challenging. Oh, yeah, Nermin, it's not like you, because it's the exact same shape and size as Dar. Okay, AJ. So it's probably Dar's species and not any of Nermin. Don't rub it in, AJ. Well, it's not. It's not Nermin's, is what I'm saying.

Eh, just be quiet. Maybe just be cool about it. Nermit, you may not biologically be the parent, but I would really like you to be, you know. Yeah, what? I would love if you would co-parent with me. What? Of course.

That's so nice. I mean, Dart, be honest. I don't know if I can promise I'll be the queen of that after all. I know. What are you thinking in terms of names? Well, I've always really loved the name Horse Hat. Wait, really? You're going to name the baby after the doula? Oh, no, I actually already had picked out the name Horse Hat.

That's a very common name. Just a coincidence. Yeah. It's just such a beautiful name. Wow, this is really nice. But I got to say, I thought it was going to be that little bean with the arms and legs. You mean Beano? What?

I thought Dar was going to have Beano. No, Dar was pregnant with a baby. I thought Dar was going to have Beano. No, Dar was pregnant with a baby. I thought Dar was going to have Beano and I was going to be like, Why did you think that? Wait, what were you going to be like? AJ, where did you learn that? Where are you getting these words? You crossed your legs and did a spin?

AJ, I just don't, that doesn't make any sense. I mean, I did envelop Beano. Yes. Dar did put Beano inside of them. Beano was so hot, the only place that Beano could go was inside Dar. Did someone say Beano?

Beano! Beano! It's got nipples. Yeah? It just crawled out of the baby's mouth. Beano loves it. I have to agree with AJ. That's a twist.

We don't love a good twist. Twist! AJ, calm down. AJ. The bean was birthed out from the giant. Wow. Hey, Papa, can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah. That bean is really freaky. He's got eyes and arms and legs. Yeah. And nipples. What's with that? Yeah. What did someone say to Bean with nipples?

Bargy. Beano? It's Beano. Beano. Bargy, my favorite client. You look beautiful. Things have gotten real jerked up since you left, Bino. We miss you so much.

Bino loved Bargy and Bino loved the crew. And Bino loved the story of Bino. Okay. Bino, we're glad you're back. Bino back. Horse hat's born. Crew's all together. Nothing's gonna be better, be the weather!

I'm so happy that you, oh, hold on, shut your jacking mouth, you're gonna be a burden! Oh no! I yelled that out loud, by the way. Hello there, viewers at home, welcome back to Pump Up the Justice and we have a v-v-v-v-what? Verdict! Coming on in hot, coming in real. I need a rubber hat for your verdict. Now let's cut to a shot of 7,452,642 ballots we printed out.

Waste of paper, yes, but exciting to look at. Chuck, yes. Okay. Now, the verdict is... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's innocent. Oh, yeah, not liable. What?

Quintin. What? How is that possible? Wow. I'm gonna cut my hair. After everything we heard, I'm innocent. Okay,? Wow. I'm going to cut my hair. After everything we heard, I'm innocent? Okay. I mean, I'm innocent.

I'm definitely innocent. I'm 100% innocent. Barge, what do you say? All I got to say is, jock everybody here for making me go through this. Barge, that hurts my feelings a little. But also, I love to work with all of you. Okay.

It's some coupons to Chez Bajet. This mother jock of me is N.O.C. Well, a slow clap in the gallery. It's me, Phenom Pennyworth. Phenom Pennyworth? You were ejected from the courtroom. That's right, but I'm back, and I'm

not Phenom Pennyworth. I'm actually... Oh,'m not Phenom Pennyworth. I'm actually... Oh, okay, this mask is... Okay, I... I could call make-up if that... No! Hold on. It's me, Emperor Nermit Bundeloy, guys. Oh, no.

Play acting is so fun. Twist. It is a twist. A twist worthy of Hollywood. Well, he's got that right. I want to congratulate you. Wowie. A surprise verdict of not guilty followed by a cameo of none other than the emperor himself.

This has been quite an episode of P-P-P-Justice. I want to congratulate you. In fact, I want to throw you a not guiltyguilty party on my planet, Crusher Crusher. I will die. No, no, no, no, no. I insist. In fact, all my forces are coming to escort you right now. That's it for the Emperor.

Okay, we'll have it. Yo, you don't have a choice. No. The Emperor of the Galaxy leads out the acquitted? Personally? Ooh, what's that? And don't touch that holodial, because coming up next,

Tornado lawyer Scricchiacchi will regurgitate famed learned lawyer Denzio Tilski. Do tornadoes even have lawyers? We don't know! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Yes, Clint. Torch open that hatch. Bring the miscreants out. All right.

No, you don't need... Nobody's... You're not masking... Who are you talking to? Just burn a hole through the hatch. No. Torch through it. Shocking idiots.

Why? Why? Stupid freak. Give me the torch. Whoa, hey, hey, hey, don't point that thing at me, okay? I'm not guilty, huh? If you want me to open my hatch, just ask. Okay, there you go. Opening up my hatch, that's all it took. Margie. I heard it closed.

Thanks, Margie. Clint, seize them immediately. Let's do it. No, no, noarchee. Clint, seize them immediately. What's going on? Well, well, well. You find yourselves at the mercy of not only I

had Tony poured off psychophant in chunks. No, you're sure you're wrong. I had Tony bored off. Right. Psychophant. Is he sycophant? No. I'm pretty sure it's sycophant. You're sure you're wrong. Ugh. I'm wrong.

But also, at the mercy of his excellency, Emperor Nermit Budloy. Look around you. Look at this throne room inside the planet Crusher. I actually have a question. Yes. This planet Crusher Crusher is the size of, like, a gas supergiant. Yes.

So what's the rest of the... It can't all be shipped. Why can't it just empty it? It's all... Well, I mean, it has to fit a planet crusher in it. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, what part of this ship is... This is the top, right, the back.

This is sort of the left. We're in the left back-ish side. Why don't the walls curve? Shouldn't the walls be curved? I'm so sorry to be this type of parent, but could you talk a little quieter? I just finally got Horus

out to sleep. Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Be prepared to kneel before his eminence. I'm a ship. I, uh, can't kneel. And also, I, I just, I shouldn't. I shouldn't right now because I, I

did just give birth to twins. Oh, right. You should. No, no, no. You should. Yes. Just rock your baby. Be no wab kneeling. Be no wab it. Look at Be no kneel. Be no wab kneeling. Beano, that's not necessary. Behold this normal tellurian-sized door

to this giant room. That's almost absurd compared to the size of the room. I mean, it is. Watch it open and watch the bigness himself enter. Oh, okay. Hey, gang.

What a trip it's been. Yeah. Oh, you guys. You had me kind of peeved. Yeah? I was, where are you? What's going on? If you could just watch your tone.

Oh, absolutely. I've had kids, so I get it. Thank you. I'm so sorry. Bino's very impressionable. He'll imprint on anything, and I just I don't want him to pick up this language. Well, it's funny you should

mention, what do you call it? Beano? You idiots. It's called the Beano-cron. I guess you probably also think that its only power is to grant wishes? No. Well, now, no.

He also takes 70%. That's true. It's a power move. Oh, absolutely. Gang, I'm going to take the Beano-cron, which, by the way, is an ancient cosmic entity. We knew that he was old. Yeah. I mean, we knew that he was old.

Yeah, we knew he was cosmic. And we're all into these, you know. Yeah, that's a good point. What do you think about it? Whatever! I'm going to take the Beano-Cron, Destroyer of Worlds, and hop through one of these portals. Hey, Core, can you portal me, buddy?

Wait, Core Balefor? Yeah, you guys freed him, buddy? Wait, Kor Baelvor? Yeah, you guys, Freedom, right? AJ, not the time. Also, I don't know if we owe Freedom. Who is supposed to be our player? Oh, you did it? Thank you so much, because now I've got these great portals and all this space magic, and it's amazing.

I'm on the other side of the portal, just to be clear. Yeah, we get it. Buddy, we know. We know. Thank you. What? The crows are still there? Honestly, I deal with the crows because of the portals, but otherwise.

Don't try to kill them. It is. I have a new skincare box. Don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to do. Okay. Hey, hey. Don't tell me what to do.

Don't tell me what to do. Okay. Hey, hey. I know I'm just an actorship with a very questionable past, but you can't take Beano away from us. Yeah. And I have, I think. Please remind me to do my guns well. I think you ran out of ammo.

They do not work. Good day. Whatever you were doing, ignore everything I just said. I summon you, Beano Prawn! Infer Bundaloy, you will not take Beano from us. I'm literally doing it right now. I will fight you. He's already...

I'm walking to the portal. Bye. No! AJ! AJ, get the portal! Okay, okay, I got it open. It's like, just a little bit. It's like about the size of a croon. Get it wider.

Okay. Wider. Whoa! C-53. AJ! Uh, no, it's just... Oh, hey, Norman. Hey.

Where are we? Where is everybody? I don't know, we got, like, transported's just... Oh, hey, Norman. Hey. Where are we? Where's everybody? I don't know, we got, like, transported somewhere. My molecules feel weird. We must have gone through the portal and lost the others. Oh, no, those are, like, the smart and strong ones. Okay, well, you don't need to put a fine point on it like that. I do still have my dinglehopper.

Oh, good. It's got some teeth marks in it, but otherwise seems functional. All right, let's go get the emperor. Wait, where are we? Uh, it looks like it got some teeth marks in it, but otherwise seems functional. All right, let's go get the emperor. Wait, where are we? It looks like it's some sort of like... Are you going to head to the weird ritual that's happening that the emperor is doing? Yeah, I mean, I kind of want to, but I'm sort of like not super religious, so I'm probably not going to go. I will go, and I will be fighting.

All right, yeah, we'll all go and force Droid, if that's what you want to do. We all go together. All right. Let's follow these guys, right? All right, let's go. Okay. Nermin, keep up. I'm trying.

Just get in my robe pocket. It's faster this way. A lot of snacks in here. Okay, that's not, those aren't for you. Are they secret? No. Okay. They're public to you and me at this point.

Did you hear that I want a snack? Shh, shut up. Sorry. I heard you want a snack. I don't have any snacks. Why would I have any snacks? Black, I bet that plane has snacks. Why?

I can't. Just because he's cloned from you. Yeah, I get that. All right, well, we're all going. And hopefully no one's going to come up behind us and club us on the head. Yeah, I was worried about that, too. Oh, yeah, and ever since this enforcer droid got back from his accident, it hasn't killed anybody. It's been weird. Please, call me Kitty.

Oh, my God, it's Kitty. I made an oil painting of everyone who's in this room at the beach. Yeah, okay. I will never kill again, because I am killing with these pancakes. Hot, hot, they grill. All right. One of the pancakes for the die for. Oops, they died.

Oh, sorry. It reminds me of memories. I wish we had a plan. I wasn't going to club them. I was going to follow them to where they were going. You can't club with a dinglehog. Yeah, that's actually the ideal use for it. This pancake is too stale.

I'm running the time before. All right. Okay, you grab the stale pancake. I'll use the dinglehopper. Oh. In retrospect, this is a very clear plan, and we sort of missed it for a while. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Kitty, Kitty, it's us. It's me, Plek, remember? I remember my two friends, my only friends in here. Yeah, yeah. I now make sausage pizzazz pizzas. That's really great, Kitty. Listen, I just need you to be willing to destroy a little bit more just one last time you want me to go deep inside to revisit the memories of the dead okay well when you say

it like that okay all right no that's fine i you know what then maybe just kind of stand guard guard or something. Alley over. Alley over. Alley over. Uh-uh. You are my friend. If you wish to use my body for destruction, I will enter peace mode where I will cut to a beach and dream. Oh, no. Kitty, we'll eject you. No. Kitty, no. Oh, boy.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Nermin, look. Look inside Kitty's head a second. Nermin, look. Look inside Kitty's head. Yeah. There's controls in there. You could sort of, I don't know, sort of like... It's a map!

I mean, sort of. It's a huge map! I mean, yeah, I think it could work sort of like that. Oh, man. I'm going to open the hugest can. Whoa. Wait, hello? Sorry. Hey, it's me, it's AJ. Oh, AJ. Oh, thank

God. Okay. I'm sorry. I thought I had the portal open, but I think I was just tripping billies and it didn't work out. I think everyone split up. I'm so dumb. I'm dumb, Dora. I'm just dumb, but I'm an idiot. AJ, we, Dora. AJ, it's fine. It's fine. AJ, we just need to figure out where we are. And then we can find

the rest of the crew. Okay, I'm going to turn the light on. Dora, that's fine. But don't let me do it myself. B-R-A-R-X. B-R-A-R-huh. Sounded out. Bar-ar-k. Barracks. Barracks. Oh, this is where all the Clint's like me sleep.

What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? Cool, cool, cool. So we're going to turn around and we're going to have to now face a room full of Clint's that we just woke up. Hey, Dar. I don't know about you.

Yeah? But I'm ready to kick some ass. You know, AJ? I think I'm starting to feel my postpartum aggression. Does Horsehead know how to fight? postpartum aggression. I mean, no, horse head is a baby, but they are also fully sized and love to tackle adults. Oh, wow, I've never seen so many clips

at once ejecting their butt guns. Okay, get ready. It's a classic Fargo and Omega situation. Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it! Get that robot! Holy chuck, that baby just bite. Go, Horsat! Crush him! Oh, quits.

Focus all fire on the cutest one. Do it! No! Horsat! No! DJ, no! No! Horset! No! AJ, no! AJ, you jumped right in front of all those laser shots, just like every other person we meet in the Zik Squadron. Yeah, I learned it from them.

D'ar. You've been shot through the heart. And you're to blame. You gave Horus a bad name. Okay, I take... It's too common. It's basic. Listen, you're dying right now, but I'm gonna... I'm pretty upset. It's a beautiful name.

It's very common, but it's really beautiful. Dar, Horus took out so many of the clans. I'd say we're about 50 50 i mean don't i think that's probably toxic if you start comparing yourself to your job i don't know i mean i mean we're like it's just like pretty evenly matched i mean they are basically a clone of me so i've seen things. Incredible things. Let me just do a quick wrap-up speech. I've seen incredible things. I've seen

the Nebulon off of Gondar 12. I've seen a Clint push his butt gun half out and then back in. And I saw a lava planet. And that ducking rolled because I learned that lava was also rocks. But all these memories, they're like paste in rain. They're like paste in rain.

Wow. Where? Where are we? Oh, wow. Okay, I know where we are. I can smell it. I mean, look outside. Oh, my rod. Is this Shrimp Island?

Shrimp Island. We're at the time trade. Shrimp Island. Hey, there. Welcome to Shrimp Island. The greatest timeshare you'll ever get to invest in. Pure camp? No, that's my enemy.

Oh. I'm Michelle. Okay, wow. Listen, Michelle, we didn't intend to come here, as weird as that sounds. No one ever intends to come to Shroom Island, and they never intend to ever leave. Oh, well, no, we do intend to leave. Our friends are actually in. Massages?

Lotion for your hole? Wow, that sounds really good, actually. It actually does sound great. Oh, they just put a ship-sized sleigh on me i mean roger the whole crew's back at the planet crusher crusher we gotta go back and rescue them now we were fine here i think we should just stay what are you talking about i would just acquit it of 150 crimes and let me tell you come close i don't know if I'm innocent. Okay? I think it was a ballot box that was misused. I think some people text twice.

Bart, there's no way to know that. I voted twice. Okay, so you did. But each side. So you voted four times. I wasn't convinced. Hey, we're having a conga line. You like the join it?

We love shrimp. We love shrimp. Let's do it. We love shrimp. We love shrimp. Let's do it. We love shrimp. We love shrimp.

Let's do it. We love shrimp. We love shrimp. Bargy, do it. Bargy, we gotta go. We're out of here for a number of reasons. They're having fun. This is all they ever want to do.

They always wanted to do adventures. They're all having a gas right now. Bargy, I don't want to call you out here on Shrimp Island. But this is sort of... Did someone say shrimp telephone? No, what? Are you going to make a phone call to a fellow shrimp? No, I don't. Spoiler, telephone's made of shrimp. Ring-a-ding-a.

Boop, boop, boop. Just back up for like ten minutes, please. Make up the conga line. Shrimp love weed. Shrimp love weed. Shrimp love weed. Shrimp love weed. That's amazing.

Shrimp love weed. Shrimp love weed. I got coordinated on that so fast. Margie, we've been with you through so much, the ups, the downs, and you're not willing to help them now? Do you know how long it'll take me to get back? I don't even know. It just seems very far. All we can do right now is just sit down and relax. So, uh, go into Plex's little tiny cabinet room.

And underneath the box uses as a mattress another box. Uh, there's some sunscreen inside of it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's all of them. So it might be, like, full of weird, like, sunscreen. Look at this, the hyper-proton fuel you've been hiding. I haven't been hiding,

I was very aware of them. Well, we can get back to the Planet Crusher crusher in time to save them. Yeah, but why would we do that? Bargy. Okay, here's the thing, okay? I went through a crazy journey, alright? I feel like I'm lost, you know? And I'm just gonna stay here

and just completely start over. But Bargy, think about it. What does Hollywood love more than a redemption story? This could be the next chapter of the Bargy story. No, they don't like me. They're over me. Bargy, you've got to go back for them. Don't you want to know how this story ends?

How does it end? Only you can answer that question, Bargy. Tell me. I usually don't take new pods until I've read the end Bargy, you're going to have to write this one yourself Can I have a ghostwriter? I'm not really good at writing That's a metaphor, Bargy I'm not saying you're actually going to write it I'm saying whatever you do will become the end of the story

As long as the percent don't take that much But I still get my name on it Bargy, there's no, no one's gonna option this, okay? Do I still play myself in the story? Yes! Absolutely, yes, you are yourself in the story, Bargy. Okay. Who's played the younger me? Ugh, Bargy. Every second we wait could mean

terrible things for the crew. We have to decide now. Give me five good reasons. Plexaniel Eugene Dexeter. AJ2884. Yes84 I just met him Master Missions Operations Manager Nermy Bundeloy I don't know who that is

Dar, you like Dar? Yeah, I like Dar And Bino Bino Are you staying with me, C-53? No, I don't You take the high, I'll take the low That's just not my range.

Bargy, if you take this hyper proton field and we use some of B-Rock's smuggling routes, we might just be able to get back to the planet Crusher Crusher. Yeah, I already took it. Oh, wow. Okay, well, you took it. I might just take it. The sky's the floor and the blood's the sky. Hey, Nermit, check it out. Yeah, what? There's a little display on the wrist of this armor.

It gets mapped to the whole area. Hang on, let me rotate this hulking droid. It doesn't matter. You just take my word for it. Okay. There's a map on my wrist that shows where to go. What is this rotating cannon button, do you think? Don't press that.

Okay. Why would you press that? No, don't, don't, don't. Let go, let go. Whoa, okay. Listen, we go, let go. Okay. Listen, we just have to go this way. I think they said there was some sort of ritual happening. Yeah, a spark snake ritual.

Do you think it's in there? It could be. I, Mervyn Bundeloy, Emperor of the Galaxy, take the power of the Beanacron as my own.

And I, Raj, will have the honor of invoking a whack sorcery to bind the Beanacy. That's what I'm talking about. That will bind you to the Pinochrome. That's excellent. Yes, and I, Bordoff, am the witness to sign.

All right, no, we know. Yes, but I will take photos of the moment. Take what? If you want to remember. Bordoff, just like, you know, kind of stay in your lane. Do you know what I mean? This is sort of more of a ritual. I'm the heir to the throne.

Heir? We haven't. In no way. Okay. If anything, Justin, my son, is going to be in here. Dad? Justin! Daddy's busy!

Dad? Daddy's busy! I have longer practice in 30 minutes! Justin! Daddy loves you, but Daddy is trying to integrate with an ancient cosmic entity right now. You're such a nerd. Justin, you cannot talk to me like that. Whatever. I'm gonna go.

Can I destroy him, Master? Kor, I... no. For the thousandth time, no. He's my little buddy. You must be polishing for his influence. Sounds like Justin doesn't want to be the heir. I, Bordoff... Bordoff? Yes. No, you're not my son. That would be so weird. Uh... Can we just

merge me with the Bean-O-Cron so I can get the ultimate power and I will become the always! Wow. What does everyone think about that? I like it. It sounds good. Delicious cereal. Really? I don't like it if that's what it sounds like. I mean, it sounds good. Delicious cereal. Really?

I don't like it if that's what it sounds like. I mean, it sounds good. The All Wheat. He goes, my last name is Ball Wheat, and it's, like, super powerful. Do you guys get that? Yes, yes. It doesn't sound like cereal anymore. The rest of my council agrees, Bordoff. Just, like, stand outside.

I'm head door guard. Sure. If that's what gets you through the day, shoot. All right, guys, thank you so much. Everybody here, I just really appreciate you. Thank you for your feedback. Anyway, all right. Okay, let's get to it.

It's most important if you like it, master. Yeah, I do. Can we please start the ritual now, people? Kor, let's... Stop right there. What? Nermit Bundaloy, put the bean down. I don't have a bean.

Nermit. Yeah? Who are you? You look like a plinth. I'm the first plinth. My name is Plekthaniel Eugene Dexeter, and it is my destiny to destroy you and reunite the galaxy. We definitely don't like that name.

No, my counsel. Yeah, so, counsel, what do you think of Plecthaniel Eugene Dexeter? Kick it around. No, no, no, no. I'm happy. Not quack. What a mouthful. Drop the Beanecron.

No, I don't think I'm going to do that then prepare to feel the wrath of my dinglehopper whoa it's glowing yeah I don't

I don't know how core continue the ritual this won't take long it will be done my lord oh gosh I'm glad you guys

are fighting in this secure enclosed area and not that crazy catwalk over there. Nermin, shoot those guys. Okay, what are you doing? All right. Look, then, you'll join me on this catwalk.

No, let's just fight here. No, we won't. There are no railings here, and there are precipices on either side. I don't know why we would do that. Where else would we fight? In the middle of this room where it's sort of like an even plank?

No, this is better. This is... I literally think it goes to an air duct. I don't know where it quite goes. It's just kind of cutting through the space. If either of us falls off, it'll be, I mean, literally days before we hit anything. I think what will actually

I'll be honest, when I've heard a couple of Clint's have fallen off just kind of randomly and I think the thing is it's so big that they fall and the gravity balances them out so they just sort of hover. So they fall

and then die of old age? What? Is he still... Is he going to be a part of this? Or... Nermin? Yeah. I shot up all the sparks and it's a lot of ammo. Except a core who's behind, like, a force field or something. Okay, well then, I don't know. Moral support.

Yeah! I fell off! On to another catwalk. Join me, deck setter. How many more of these catwalks? I mean, look around. Yeah, there's quite a few. This place is just lousy with... We're both moving so fast You're using the space well

You're finding your life Beano, we're finding the life Beano, help me, okay? Beano? Beano, time Why? You just woke up Beano just been born Beano, time

I was just sitting on the Emperor's shoulder like a little bird. Beano wants to help us, Beano. Sweeties. The Beano Chronos week. Once it fuses with my wackness, it will be fully powered, and I will be the most invincible thing in the galaxy. I'll never let that happen! Bordoff, do something about the lizard!

Oh, now you need old Bordoff. Joe, come crawling back to Bordoff. Say that I'm the heir. What? No, my son Justin is the heir. Dad! I said you're a nerd! Justin! Daddy's on a catwalk fighting now! What's your data password? Justin! It's Bermit Nundaloy.

Are you serious? It's an inversion of my name. Is it with an E or a 3, an R or a 0? No, that hecker I talked to told me that it'd be more secure if I used numbers, so it'd be... Like, now's your chance. Backwards or... AJ, stay with me, buddy, okay? AJ, everything's gonna be okay.

This is the end of the road for me, John. If I can impart one piece of wisdom that I've gleaned from- It's how you get the gun up your butt? No, what? It's just up my butt. Why would- I'm dying. Don't make this about that. I'm sorry, I didn't- I know this is much- I should be far more reverent.

Tart, my last words are these. I want you to see my face. It's covered in paste. That's right. Tart, just always remember to lock and Why? Why?

Oh, wait. The tube is working again. Oh! Oh, yeah, I got shot. And the tube was there, over my heart, and it was also the very thickest part of my armor. Dara, I'm alive! All right, AJ, we have to go find the others. Let's go, come on.

Yeah, but the best news is that the shot fixed my tube. Perfect. It sounds amazing. It's just like new. Oh, man. Oh, horse sack. Grabbed it. Oh, they like it.

Yeah, I'm totally cool with it. That's totally cool because it wasn't a baby toy. Now we have to go find the others. Let's go. All others. Let's go. Alright, let's go. Jack! Jack, maybe you spooked me too fast. I barely made it to the tower and I'm like, what if

you were in a spy picture? You ever thought about being in a movie where you play like a secret agent? Yeah, what if instead of a secret agent I was a small fish made of water? I was a fish made of water! Oh my gosh, Marty! My brain was down. Marty, yeah. Yeah, what if instead of a secret agent, I was a small fish made of water? I was a fish made of water! Oh, my gosh, Margie. My brain was dead right now.

Margie, please. I'm a fish made of water. I'm going so fast. I'm going to spin. I'm going to spin. I'm going to spin. I'm going to spin. Yeah!

I don't remember a compliment you had in flying, but it was so good, Margie. Oh, wow. Ask me any question you ever wanted to know. I will ask you in total honesty right now. Margie, of all the movies you've written, all the stars stars you met, what was the time where you felt the best? Shark 2. Shark 2? I loved Shark 2. It was the best movie I've ever done.

Donkey! Oh, my gosh, I love Shark 2. Donkey! I love Shark 2! Wait, wait, see if I can three. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if we made a podcast again? Well, we're on party, that's the best idea, right? Uh, talk about pop culture, what's your favorite thing

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that I like that he's gotten to a stage in his career where he's just doing stuff for him. Oh, there it is. Well, let's play Crusher Crusher on top of what we got for today. So tune in next time on Twin Trees. Like, visit Bob. Let's support his Patreon. Ah! Dexter.

He's hanging by one hand. I, yeah, I mean, it's clear. Sherman, relax. We all can see what's happening. You think you can defeat me? Kor Baelvor is already doing the spell that will unite me with the Beano Cron forever.

Not if I knock you off into this bottomless pit. But I know you, Tech Center. You value mercy. You won't let me die. Give me back Beano and I'll let you live. Beano don't feel so good. Hand me the bean. Guys, sorry to interrupt, but look out that window.

It's Bargy. Going fast. Oh, no. Oh, no. Watch my eyebrows. I can't believe the plate glass window in this throne room is so fragile. God damn, that's walk-damn-booey. Why would you let him design this? It's the aesthetic.

It's the look and feel. Flex. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Back up. You're okay. AJ, star, horse hand. Yeah.

The baby killed like 20 guys. Wow. Hey, I just realized I crashed into a planet. Crush it, crush it. Do I look okay? Oh, boy. C-53, did you ride on the hood of Farge the whole way? I got out of the ship.

He was like, I'm going to ride you. While you were in hyperspace? I took a lot of bliss. Right to the face. Did you just meet the Emperor? Emperor Bundaloy, you see all these people? They're my friends and that's what makes me

fresh as hell fresh as shit fresh as junk, baby Are you workshopping your tagline? I mean, a lot of them sounded bad, so I started over Oh, I know all about friendships. I know about

six best friends who want to keep you on the outside. You and I are quite alike. It's actually pretty different. But don't you have, it's almost numbers wise just the same, right? There's like me, the lizard, the clone,

the, no. I mean, yes, it's the same number of friends. Don't you feel on the outside? Horse hat. And, Beano, it is six. Your job's a joke. You're broke. Your love life's DOA. I, well, that's not...

I mean, yeah, his love life is. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. Papa! What? I'll be here for you. Thank you, AJ. Beano will save the crew. No, Beano.

No. It's Beano love tickling. What are you doing? What? Beano save crew. So weird. Beano, why are you doing it? And it is a creepy way to do it.

It's weird. So weird. Beano love tickling. Beano save crew for tickle. Why? Why would you do it this way? It's working! Oh no!

Oh! Oh! Beano! I will be the only! Beano! Tell the story of Beano! Beano! Papa, you did it!

You defeated the Emperor and fulfilled your destiny! Yeah, I did! Guys, what is that noise? Oh, it's rumbling. Uh, that could be good. Why would it be good? I don't know, I'm just hopeful. Oh. Uh. Why wouldn't it be good? I don't know. I'm just hopeful.

It is complete. Oh, no. Okay, guys. I think we gotta get out of here. Oh, wow. There's like a lot of clouds and red lightning. Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go.

Barge over the hatch. Oh, boy. All right. Cool. Cool. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm walking parking. We gotta get out of here. I know, but after you have hyperprotox,

you need to take it a little easy, okay? Okay, I get that. Okay. Yeah, Papa, I almost died. We're all going to shit. All right, backing up very slowly. Now, Marge, take your time. Let's gingerly back out of this. Let's gingerly back out. Let's do this. Let's go, let's your time let's gingerly back out of this

let's gingerly back out let's do this let's go let's go let's go guys look the planet crusher crush is collapsing on itself mystical energy super jets what

what Whoa, super jets! What the? Huh? What? Ah! So wait, this is what you guys do during missions? Ha ha ha! See you next time. Thank you. Susan Prasakushifer and Michelle were played by Mujan Zolfagari. Master Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy, Hastou Winko and Bordoff were played by Seth Lind. AJ, Emperor Nermit Bundeloy, The Clintz and Vino were played by Winston Knoll. This episode features appearances by Brendan Lee Mulligan as Corvail Vore, as well as production babies Manny Lind and Arlo Ford joining forces to play Baby Horsehat. This episode was edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford, with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

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Tick tock. You know, Bubba, also while I was on the hyper proton fuel, I managed to get also a transmission if you want to take a listen. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, well.

It's really an advertisement for drugs. This is Captain Hart Tornagast. I'm signaling whoever I can for my escape pod stuck in deep space. I've been using a series of interdimensional crystals I've taken from a digital nexus with the hopes that this transmission might glance upon a six-dimensional microchip and allow me to broadcast my voice outside the reach of the hated Emperor. To all those who would stand against the Emperor, we need your help. Harp? Harp?

It seems you've got to. I just got your message. Thought I perished, but I'm not. I am alive. I'm strong, and I'm tight as hell. I'm in the core of your body right now. Temperatures are not too friendly. However, fun fact, have you ever had a cryo-facial before? Rolfus is dead. Or he's missing. I don't know. I don't care. I can't remember, but I don't care.

What? Holy corp. They're alive? Who are they? It's a long story, AJ. We need to get into contact with the Ark and Cece right away. Start scanning frequencies, see if we can find where they're broadcasting from. That just seems like a lot right now. Let's deal with it later. Like, next season. Is this Starkadon, or what season are we talking here?