Mission To Zyxx - Announcement: stuff Stuff STUFF!

Episode Date: July 30, 2020

Jeremy, Alden and Seth talk about the honestly ludicrous amount of stuff you can get if you join Maximum Fun. Then Moujan surprises them with an announcement.Help us make the show at maximumfun.org/join!

Hey there, it's Jeremy with Alden and Seth from Mission to Zix. Hello! Hey hey! It's the third week of the relaxed, four-week MaxFunDrive, and in the last two episodes we've tugged on your heartstrings with pitches about why your support matters so much. I think Seth more than me, honestly. But no, Alden, you tugged some strings. I tugged.

Yeah, there were some tugs. But you yanked, maybe. I did. I kalimahed your heartstrings. I don't know what that is. That's a temple of doom. Yeah. We tugged on those strings and yanked out hearts to, of course, express why your sport matters so much.

Not only because it lets us make the show, show period but it also keeps it free for everyone but that is not why we're here today yeah no don't support mission is x because it's the only way we can make the show we're talking about other stuff literally stuff that's right support us for the massive trove of exclusive stuff you get by becoming a member duh do it for the stuff yeah in the words of old earth it's a super dense collection of the stuff wow you've got like you got like a zoo crew sound board over there jeremy yeah yeah yeah no i'm cool i've also i've also got aj's wow so first off the new stuff we're talking our brand new Max FunDrive 2020 Boco. That's bonus content if you're not in the know.

Yeah. I think most people are in the know at this point. I don't know. I don't know where everyone stands. We have an exclusive episode featuring returning amazing guest Matt Young of Hello from the Magic Tavern fame, playing an all-new character. Yeah. So we originally performed this episode

as a live stream for Pod UK, but if you missed that, fear not. Join MaxFun at any level, and you will get this bonus episode. Even if you did catch that live stream, the episode has now been edited and sound designed to become a Prime episode. It's all spiffed up.

I would say it's a special edition. Yeah. Oh, right. That always bodes well for science fiction. Oh, and also, I mean, if you're an AJ fan, you really don't want to miss this one because it sort of fills in some canon background for everyone's favorite clone, AJ. And Matt was also obviously super funny in this episode. And a little spoiler alert, when we asked Matt to guest, he said, I'd love to play anyone's dad. So we definitely took him up on that offer.

Should we give a little spoiler clip? Yeah. Is that on your soundboard, Jeremy? Yeah. Here, actually, I got to load it up. Cool. Look, AJ, I haven't been the best dad, even though I'm kind of the best at being a dad. But it's up to us to forge a new relationship now because uh um my health isn't

what it once was oh no a tube of blue liquid i didn't understand how important this was to you this is hey you gotta yeah i guess tube of blue liquid i always worried that you weren't going to be proud of me because I wasn't, you know, like cylindrical. And I, you know, I don't, I mean, I have liquid in me, but I don't think the right amount or maybe the right color. Yeah, it's not blue in there, but that's okay. I know it's not blue. Hey, it's okay. I'm not you. I don't want to survive.

Why do you think I make it liquid? Not you. I don't want to survive. Why do you think I make it liquid? It's worth mentioning that you don't have to wait to get that episode. As soon as you back us on MaxFun, boom. It's already up on the site. You could be listening to it right now.

Yeah, I'm listening to it right now. I can't hear what you're saying at all. Oh, let's talk about Alden. You should wait just five minutes. Does Alden also owe you money, Jeremy? Yeah. Can he really not hear us? He's looking pretty mad in the Zoom. Okay.

And that is in addition to several more live episodes featuring hilarious returning guests, multiple ringtone packs, a full-length Bermit Nundeloy album, other original music from the show, behind-the-scenes goodies, and maybe our favorite thing. I think just to go back to Bermit Nundeloy for a second, it's rare when you have a podcast full of people who can sing and then you give the guy who's tone deaf a full album yeah well you know we like to push the envelope i'm here with alden ford and jeremy venn both wonderful singers didn't get their own album me yeah tone deaf one of dozens of great decisions

we've made over the course of mission to zix production. But one of the things you get by joining MaxFun is maybe our favorite thing, is access to our Discord server where you can chat with other listeners. We're there all the time. Some of us, maybe too much, me. And it's really fun. It's such a great community. It's this huge, active community of very kind and funny people and we love being a part of it you can join the too much alden channel the why is alden here all the time channel yep

it's a webcam of my office that's on all the time whether i want to be or not yeah just beware of the penis channel that's a real channel oh yeah don't go in don't go that's a real don't go into the penis channel that's a real too hot for this promo kind of channel. That's true. You got to join if you want the Venus. That's not a good reason, honestly. It's a terrible reason to join, but it is a reason. Yeah, certainly add it to the list, at the bottom of the list.

Sure, yeah. It's a huge amount of stuff that you will get if you become a MaxFun member. And that's not even mentioning the physical stuff, the stuff. The capital S stuff that you get when you join Maximum Fun. Most notably, perhaps, is pins. If you join or upgrade at the $10 level or higher, you can get our brand new pro all-wheat enamel pin declaring, I'm with the all-wheat.

I love this pin. You know, it's like a vintage political pin design showing your support for your favorite evil planet consuming black hole that's on fire. Yeah. Out of all of the possible ones that you could support, the best one, I think. And then also at $20 per month,

you get this awesome custom deck of Max Fun playing cards and six custom dice. What? For $20 per month. Oh boy. Plus the pin and all the bonus content that we talked about. Boy, that sounds fun. Yeah.

And at $35 per month, a Maximum Fun camp mug engraved with their Rocket logo. Our Rocket logo. Can I say? Is that too bold? You can. No, I don't think so. We're on the network.

You can say that. And our show has a Rocket in it, kind of. Oh, OK. Then that's confusing. I think we're allowed to appropriate that. In an attempt to be sort of inside, I actually... Inclusive, you actually just have to throw it back around. I apologize.

So, you know, you can choose whatever level is right for you at MaximumFun.org slash join. Yep. Just pick Mission to Zix when you enter your info and boom, you're making the show with us. Right. I mean, not in person, but, you're making the show with us. I mean, not in person, but on a conceptual level. And as a reminder, please do not join because

it's the only way we can make the show. Join so you can fill your own personal vault with all this physical and digital stuff. And certainly also don't join for Venus on the Discord. Bad idea.

I'm getting an email from Max Fun. They're getting too many members, too many members joining for Venus. They're shutting down the drive because they've quadrupled their goal. They're shutting down the drive. But honestly, thank you to everyone who has signed up. And if you're considering signing up,

it means the world to us. And these items are just but a token of our gratitude to you. Hello, am I in the right room? Oh, Mujan. Mujan Solfagari. Oh, hi. Sorry, I was just standing in the back.

I can't believe it. Mujan is here in this empty digital room that we were all standing in. I was waving my hand back and forth, but no one was paying attention, so. Oh, it's probably because we don't have physical bodies. No, yeah. That's probably what it is.

Anyway, you guys forgot something really important, so I just unmuted myself to make sure. What did we forget? What is it? We're actually going to be doing something this Saturday. We're going to have a live listen in honor of Max Fun this Saturday. I love those. cast of mission to

zix i don't know if you guys have heard of them they're a podcast about space and we're actually talking to listeners of the show right now investments and so it's about space and investments yeah okay space daily news and investments it doesn't really sound like my thing yeah we're doing um a live listen at seven o'clock Eastern Time this Saturday, August 1st, with a favorite episode of ours, with a special guest. It's going to be a lot of fun. It'll be on our YouTube page. Very cool.

You're talking about youtube.com slash Mission to Zix? That's right. Viewer questions we'll be answering. Yeah. Maybe some gentle ribbing between cast members. Some jocular conversation. Indeed. Mujan, thank you for this important information.

I can't believe we forgot it. We will be there. You will be there. You listening to us right now will be there. Hopefully. And that guy will be there too. That other guy who's silent who's also in this virtual room. There's someone else floating on the air ether.

Who is that? We should go. We should go. I think it's his room. Oh boy. I didn't realize he was just watching us this whole time folks thank you so much for listening to the show thank you for supporting the show thank you in advance for being here on saturday to see us uh do a live listen we love you and we will see you next week with an all-new episode bye bye bye max Happy Max Fun Drive. Happy Max Fun Drive. Thanks everybody. What was that sound effect?

That's for my private stock. Thank you.