Mission To Zyxx - Live Variety Show June 8 in NYC - Watch From Anywhere!

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

We're doing another variety show, featuring the cast and guests of Mission to Zyxx! Thursday June 8th in New York,  live streamed straight to you WHEREVER YOU ARE. There will be improv, standup, and maybe even some Zyxxy stuff. Alden and Seth are here to tell you more, with an extra special appearance by field reporter Moujan. Plus a clip from our last variety show. GET TICKETS FOR JUNE 8TH. 

Hey everybody, it's Alden Ford here. And it's Seth Lind here. And we're here with a couple of announcements. That's right. Hey guys, Mushan's here too. I'm out on the line. What? Wait, the line? Yeah.

What line? Putting in some hard work and sweat. Picketing. Screw the fat cats of the studios. We're out on the line today. Honk for me! Honk! Oh, the writer's strike. You're on the picket line right now,

Mujan? Yeah. Thank you. That's right. Oh, I hear some honking. Yes, it gives me power. It should be mentioned, though, to everyone listening, Mujan is actually on a picket line for the writer's strike right now. That's true. That's not a bit. And it's very exciting. Good for you.

We're rooting for you. Good luck. Stick it to them. Thank you. Thank you. Proud member of the WJ SAG-AFRA. And we're all down. Did you just say the WJ SAG-AFRA? You might be in your own separate strike. Well, you know, Mujan, I'm so glad you called in because I wouldn't want you to miss our

special announcement to promote the Shrimp Lovers Variety Hour, the live variety show we're doing in New York next Thursday, June 8th. You can attend in New York, but also from anywhere via live stream. Yep. I'll be there. Oh, good. I won't be ticketing, but I'll be actually performing. Oh, cool. That's even better. Sorry, guys. No, that's okay. But it's true. By popular demand, a.k.a. we wanted to do it again, we're doing another variety show in New York. It was popular amongst the seven of us,

so we're doing it again. It was really popular amongst the cast. This is a Zix adjacent show. The cast of Zix and special guests who have appeared on Zix all performing as ourselves in a variety improv stand-up music show. Yeah. But maybe a little Zix-y. The first one had a little bit of Zix in there. Yeah, we love performing with each other, and we have some really fun guests.

We have Justin Tyler, old Dirk. Elise Morales, who played Dame Wiggles. Lou Gonzalez, who is Kevin. Kevin the Blob. We have Yoni, who played pini gorno we got natasha van blot played becca becca doing stand-up but we also have the incredible jordan carlos coming back he's also going to be doing some stand-up so it's just a joy of a show the tickets are at mission to zix.space or caveat.nyc yeah If you are not dot NYC yourself, you may purchase a ticket to the live stream and watch it on the internet.

And you know what? Why wait for next Thursday? Let's give our listeners a little taste of our first shrimp lovers variety hour, because we just happen to have a clip. Okay. Mujan, just for old time's sake,

can you give us the Bargy roll the clip? Excuse me. Hold on. I have to get to character i'd see a clip yeah oh wow uh uh hurts it hurts i know we promised that we would do no zix related content tonight but we did manage to secure a very special guest related content tonight, but we did manage to secure a very special guest direct from the Zeke Squadron and he's agreed to come on stage and perform some of his brand new original songs. We get the impression he may have just written

them or maybe hasn't written them at all but he's agreed to come and do a concert and this is a guy who sells out like five digit, six digit arenas. Huge. Super famous. I'm not familiar with him. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage the galactic pop star, Pini Gorno. Ladies and gentlemen.

Oi! Oi! Pee-dee! Pee-dee! Pee-dee! Pee-dee! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Oi! Is, eh, what's going on, New York City? Who hasn't listened to the podcast my name is Peony Gorno

I am a very popular pop star I float between British accents and I got a fin for a mohawk and that's all you need to know music is a beautiful thing if you love music scream yes yes yes it heals communities.

But yeah I'm Petey Korno and I got some new songs I want to sing. I got me DJ here. DJ Jeremy. Now, this is the thing about Pini Gorno. Now, music in space is a little different than music here on Earth, right? And I wanted to invite you all into my creative process, and you and I are going to make music together. Oi. Oh, good. Good, oi.

Yes, yes, yes. Oi. So in my creative process of making music, I say to myself, if I put the word space in front of the word how does that change the word and that's how I kind of start my creative process for example give me a word, any word. Space truck. Take out the word space. Okay, truck. So we all know a truck.

But a space truck? I imagine it's got more lasers than a normal truck. It's floating. And a song about a space truck would go something like this. Space truck! Space truck! There's a space truck driver working nine to five. Space truck! There's a space truck driver working nine to five space truck.

He takes a space shower at a gas station space truck. And kind of like that, it's just like... And I know what you're thinking. It's like a space gas station must be like, you know, more colorful, floating a little bit. What's a word? Any word. Corn. Now we all know corn.

It's corn. Knobs, it's got the juice. But space corn? Hit it. Space corn. Space corn. Space corn. You can make so many things.

So something like that. Because it's like... When you say so many things, you're thinking of what? It's truly art. And I think we have time for one more. So anybody in the back row, give me a word of anything at all. What was that? Upholstery. What was that? Upholstery.

We all know what upholstery is, right? It's the thing that puts couches together? Cushions? It's the exterior. It's the exterior of the exterior. But what would space upholstery sound like? Hit it. Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop The exterior, the exterior of this space couch is made of metal.

Okay. Well, thank you so much. I am Pini Gorno. Space thank you. Yoni Luton! Pini Gorno, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. What a delight. And that is the type of thing that you could see, along with lots of non-Zix things, at our next Shrimp Lovers Variety Hour.

Yeah. Next Thursday, June 8th, in New York City, or anywhere in the world on the internet, live. Tickets at mission2zix.space or caveat.nyc.

It's gonna be great. See you there.