Monday Morning Podcast - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-23

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

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and they would just, you know, people that move here, also known as immigrants, also known as the enemy of the Republican party. It only had anymore fucking people, right? And then liberals were all like, I like new people, unless they live here next to me. We should let everybody in as long as I don't have to look at them.

Liberals are really weird with that. Republicans are just kind of like, you know, Republicans look at the United States like, you know, when you go into a concert and you pull up to that parking lot to park, they just have that sign full. That's how they view immigrants. And then like, liberals I feel like that's bullshit. There's a parking spot there, you know, as long as it's far away from my fucking loft or whatever the hell their deal is. I don't know what is. I just

don't have any faith in fucking humanity and just the awful things that we're doing to one another. At the top level, you know, when you really look at like the worst things that human beings do, it's usually on a collective level in the ver- in the- in the- in the- in the- some sort of invasion or some sort of war. And it's always manifested by these fucking psychos. Everybody else is just kind of fucking cool, you know? You got your occasional serial killer. You got your occasional woman who just makes some shit up

about someone on the Dodgers pitching staff and then they find the fucking text messages that sort of shed a whole new light on it, but nobody pays attention because she has a fucking vagina. And then meanwhile, that guy didn't even get a chance to fucking defend himself. You know, you have that shit going on, but that's few and far between. You know what I mean? Really, I don't understand, like, leaders of the world. It's a bigger thing. It's why I don't understand like leaders of the world.

It's a bigger thing. It's why I don't watch the fucking news. It's why I stay away from it. And when I spot people that I know are air quote, informed, I really think the CIA is the first person that looks at the news. And then they give, you know, they censor it and then give it to CNN and Fox and then they spin it their way.

So it's sort of double spun and then people watch it and then think that they know what's going on and they don't. I don't know why that's so fucking, you know, my fucking dream would be if everybody just one day, on the same fucking day, just stopped watching CNN and Fox News, and they were just like, what the fuck? And nobody said anything. And there wasn't any chatter about it on Reddit that we were going to do it. There was no chatter about it on social media. Just everybody just stopped watching those stupid fucking channels. Everybody on those channels, and those networks should be tried for treason.

All they do, their job every day is to divide America and make us all yell at each other. But just imagine if everybody just stopped watching it, and it just all went fucking bankrupt. And then everybody just stopped paying attention to the news, like how freaked out the handful of psychos that run everything. Like how will we maintain control if they're not reading our lives? Those are the things that I think about when I'm in a diner, right? I think about that when I go into a diner. I think about how I should get the side salad, but I'm actually going

to get the fries extra crispy. And then I also wonder why how a a store bought pie be it a slice or the whole thing never fucking tastes good. But if you make one at home, they're unbelievable. There's just something you cannot buy a store bought pie at a diner anywhere. I've never been to a place ever in my life that has good pie. It makes no sense unless it's like one of those European ones, when I was meat pies, shepherd's pie or some shit like that, those tastes fantastic if you go to the right place, but nowhere in the United States of America, have I ever gone out? Because I remember I used to see that there was,

what was it, true romance? When they were talking about you go see a movie, was that the movie? You go see the movie, and then you afterwards, you go to a diner and you get a slice of pine, you talk about it. And I remember that was, oh, Billy fucking, Billy Roundball, you know?

Let's throw the rock around. I was all about sports. I wasn't into the fucking arts. You know, I didn't know how to write scripts. I didn't know any of that shit. I didn't give a fuck about cinema. I mean, I liked it, but I was more like, you know, I just went to these action fucking movies.

Like me, for like, but my idea of a fucking movie was one guy walks into a bar by himself and everybody tries to beat the fuck out of him and then he beats the fuck out of all of them. Like those are the movies that I watched. I wasn't into, like I'll be honest with you, all right. I watched Citizen Kane. I didn't get it. I, my fucking brain was so ADD, like I got bored halfway through it. I have to go

back and watch it now, because evidently it's supposed to be a really good movie. That used to happen to me a lot. Like I had massive, massive fucking ADD. I think a lot of it had to do with how I was born and then also the shit that happened to me and my brain was just fucking. I was like trying to get a squirrel to pay attention. I remember I saw the usual suspects and somewhere in that movie I day dreamed

and in the end when they found out he was lying and the whole crowd was going like, oh yeah, oh yeah. And he straightened his foot out and shit. I was just like, wow no, no, no, no. And he straightened his foot out and shit. I was just like, wow. This must have been really cool if you were paying attention. He was fine. I told Kevin Pollock that one time.

I was doing his podcast. And before even finished the story, he started fucking die in life because he thought it was hilarious because that's the whole thing of that movie. And then I think over the years, through doing going to therapy and yoga and mushrooms and shit, like I could start watching, like movies like this six cents. And you

know, basically, if you didn't tell me what the fuck a movie was and what was going to happen in the first eight minutes, and I don't mean setting it up. Like if I couldn't guess where it was going to go, you know, then, I mean, whatever, whatever big surprise turn you had in the end, I, it was lost on me. So I think that's a victory now for me, that my brain has calmed down and I can actually enjoy fucking movies. But anyways, they talked about going out and getting a slice of pie and talking about the movie, and I had sounds amazing. I'd like to go to a movie with the

beautiful struggling actress and then we go out and get a some pie. No pun intended. You know, maybe get a second slice layup. Top everybody. Yeah, fucking pussy. Um, and I quickly found out going out,, first of all, most people don't even make a pie. They just make those stupid custard. So they have some store bought horse shit and then they just put like this sugary, like almost tastes like air, like just a bunch of cool whip and then they put some chocolate shavings on top and then they can sit there and be like, that's a Boston cream pie. It's like that isn't. It's a store bought pie with a whole bunch of fucking whipped cream.

Um, is what that is. And it's, uh, this doesn't taste like anything. This tastes like you didn't give a fuck when you made this. You slapped this thing together. Like it's been here for a while. You know, you know, orders pie to fucking old people. You know, and I think most of them are dead now. When I was growing up, old people loved pie.

And I'm also finding that a lot of people don't like cake, which really blows my mind. You know, because every day there's somebody's birthday and there's somebody getting a birthday cake and there's like a really good chance that they don't even like it. Happy birthday dear Philop. Jesus, I'd like to get me a cake.

Happy birthday to you. I mean, they really, even my friends, if they don't know that about me. How old are you now? You know, there's a lot of hate going around too about the fucking Red Velvet cake, which I think is really sort of ginger adjacent. It's funny, like no one has a problem

with like the chocolate cake, you know, the cake of color. Nobody has a problem with, what's another kind of cake? The German chocolate or anything like that. The one that gets all the fucking hate is the red velvet one. It's a matter. You guys can't handle a tender ginger. I am literally not talking about anything.

This is very confusing time of year for me. I'm trying to watch NFL football, October baseball, and my Boston Bruins start tonight against the Chicago Black Hawks and the latest fucking superstar that's named Connor. And I guess he went out for pregame warmups without his helmet on, which was really sort of a musical theater thing to do. I felt, I guess he and somebody else got fucking fine, 2,500 bucks, if we're not having their helmet on.

But I get it, he's 19 years old, he's in Chicago, there's a bunch of hotties in the crowd, he wants him to see, look at me, look at me all young and good looking, making a bunch of money, who wants to ride it, who wants to ride my fucking stick after the game. I mean, that's what he was doing. That's what I think.

Trying to cause controversy. So anyway, we're playing them tonight and I got Thursday night football. I got to watch inside the NFL. I got October baseball. I'm so fucking the team that I was going to watch. The uh, the Baltimore Orioles. They got swept. I was talking to Josh Adam. I was about it. He's a Baltimore guy. He was right. He's like, ah, you know, they're young. 101 fucking wins right down the God damn tubes.

I know what that feels like last season with the Bruins. We had 101 wins. We had 101 wins last year in an 82 game series season. I mean, figure that one out. No, we've had a bunch, you know, we fucking lost to the Panthers. God damn seven game series. I still maintain that Kachakid should have been the fucking finals MVP. Stanley Cup Final MVP or whatever the playoff MVP. There's no fucking way that team should have gone that far. That guy, how many times did he score the tying or go ahead goal? You know, guy did it with a fucking cracked starn him. His brother had to come and help him get dressed for Christ's sake and he still goes out and scores a fucking goal.

And then you got me out there, pick a pocky, I take one, I take a wrist shot off my fucking toe and I'm done for the night. Skates are coming off. I'm getting back into a hybrid vehicle. I have my foot elevated up on the dashboard. You know, a horse drive down the street. You ever seen them?

You see a horse driving down the street. One foot on the gas and the other one's like, fucking hanging out the window. It's like, it's just this never-ending cycle of getting fucked and giving birth. So they're just like, that's their muscle memory of how when they sit down. Sorry. Anyway, so I've been back on the off of the road here.

And I got a benefit tomorrow night for, or tonight when this thing comes out for the people out there and Hawaii, all that horrible shit that happened to them and like, look at all that stuff. I would look like a controlled burn, like something I, I wanna believe that conspiracy theory, but I'm just like,

why not just aminent domain the whole thing? That's what they usually do. Like, oh, we gotta put a trader, Joe's here. Then they just kick you out. And you know, like the supermarkets never built. Then a big glass mansion goes up and you're like, hey, wait a minute. Can I speak to the Senator?

We're sorry, he's not in right now. Can we take a message? So yeah, a metametz put something together. So he asked me to do it. So all accolades go to him. He's the one who put it together. So he asked me to do it. So all accolades go to him. He's the one who put it together. So I'll be doing that. But other than that,

I just been hanging out with my kids. I made some pumpkin bread because it's that time of year. Instead of doing popcorn in a movie, this time of year we do pumpkin bread in a movie, which is fantastic. No pie, even though I can make, you know something I swear to God, if I ever had to get out of this business,

okay, old Billy Pie face would immediately open. I would make a couple of fucking pies. That would be it. I'd have a little fucking van, like this how much my life would shrink. You know, everyone in my life would leave me. All right, everybody leaves me, and then I'm just out there by myself

and I got this van and I got to pick up the pieces You know and I don't know which way to go and I just I know what Give the masses what they want They want a store-bought pie that tastes like it was made at home. You tell me one fucking place that does it All right, first of all you got the worst of the worst like McDonald's, whatever the fuck they had. It was like they were trying to end the pie's existence, you know, like how ClearChannel

destroyed radio, like McDonald's with Apple Pie. They made the ClearChannel version of Apple Pie. I mean, how do you make a flavorless apple pie? And by the way, do you have a wonder, what is in that fucking goo that filling? They got the apples, but like the other stuff that's in there, that's supposed to be like sugar and lemon juice. And what else do you fucking,

I can't even remember I haven't made one in so long. What the fuck else did I used to put in? I was a really, you know, it's a small little concoction and that's what you bade all the apple slices in. I don't know what theirs is, but you know what it is. You know what's that pink slime that they put in their burgers? They just put sugar in it and they just injected into that fucking terrible.

You know what kills me? Is I would always get it, hoping to get a good one and they never tasted good and I would still fucking get one when I was a kid. And then finally I was just like, this tastes like shit and it's burning my fucking mouth and I finally stopped doing it and I can't even tell you the last time I had one. Like the last time I had one, it looked like a burrito that you deep fried, like a little one. It was like shaped like a fucking blackboard eraser.

That was the last time I had one of their apple pies. I don't know. I kind of lost touch with McDonald's a long time ago. When all of a sudden they got out of their wheelhouse where they just started to like, when they had like a salad bar, it's like just don't do that. You know what that reminded me of is like some of the metal bands that got in right at the end of the fucking heavy metal scene and then grunge took over and they would totally like leathered out with eyeliner in like when their 1991 album came out

and then when they did their follow up in 1993, they were wearing flannels and trying to do the fucking grunge thing, you know. That's like the fucking you're doing. I feel like that's what I I don't even want my fucking point with some of that many think of that. The switch that they did on the fucking Apple Pie, it's not gonna be a triangle,

it's gonna be shaped like a fucking log. It's gonna look like what your body wants to do. Just shit this thing out. I'll tell you the only band I ever saw that did sort of the glam metal thing and then sort of went into grunge and then found their own way. I don't know if they found their own way. I don't think it was Grunge, but it was Pantera.

Pantera early on, early on, you know, was doing like the fucking glam thing. And I'm so glad that they didn't because Vinnie Paul, one of my favorite drummers ever, just one of the tightest bands ever, and that guy had the sickest fucking groove. And he's also a fucking great guy. He was an also great guy. I met him a couple times. He would come out to the comedy clubs.

But like, you don't wanna see that guy in makeup. You know what I mean? Ha ha ha ha. It just was not a good fucking look. You know, he looks in makeup. He looked when he was in his 20s. He looks, he looked like what kiss looks like now in makeup, you know, in their little older and a little sadder. I guess I got to do some reads here.

But anyway, if any Paul meant fucking amazing goddamn drummer, I guess they're back out what's left of Pantera, which is Rex Brown and Phil are out there. I gotta go see them. I should have seen him back in the day I never did. I gotta be honest with you dude, I'm just too fucking old. You know, and I said that I watched these fucking goddamn, like,

like cell phone footage of sporting events now. And I'm watching team scoring touchdowns and then grown men, like, pelvic pump it right in front of some guy's face that's for like the other team. Like, I think I'm just all now because some of my buddies are going like, dude, I would never go to sporting event. These fans are fucking animals now. And it's like, I actually think they're not as bad because there is cell phone cameras everywhere. There's only so much behavior. I mean, it's always going to be fights, but like, I think our behavior was way, we were way, way, way more over-served when I was a kid. And I just think that, at least I was, I remember that. I just think like when you

just, you just get fucking old. You know what it is? You get old and if you have a house and you have a nice TV, you're just like, why the fuck would I go? If you're a man of a particular age and you have a nice flat screen, fucking TV. You know, and you can hit pause and go out and smoke a cigar and come back. And I don't have to listen to people fucking screaming and yelling and getting into fights. And then that's another fucking first down screaming in my fuck. That's another thing. It's just too fucking loud. Like, I actually think a lot of rock concerts now

are quieter than an NFL game, or like a Vegas night's game. I'm just too fucking old to go to that shit, or that Lakers game I went to earlier this year, where the DJ literally played the whole fucking game. Yeah, I really am. I'm Billy Oldman. You know, that sphere thing, I have no fucking desire

to go see that and stand there with a bunch of people with their cell phones out the whole fucking show. Have you seen the videos of those things? Everybody has their fucking thing out. Nobody is filming the band. And then everybody's just looking at the ceiling going, oh my god, dude. Oh my god. What the fuck? It's like the whole time. And Bottles down there trying to save the world and no one's

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and everybody else like you should be getting this, this is a natural response. This person is not a psycho. You know, I was on Instagram and somebody was saying that this guy came out and he said to the crowd tonight You guys are all my girlfriends and the women all go nuts and you stand there as like a guy like dude What the fuck? Don't do that passive aggressive shit fuck you and your fucking music and your fucking music. T. I'll tell you it was a wild one.

Do you remember a long time ago, one of those pop stars, I don't want to say the wrong person, but would literally bring a guy out of the crowd and do a fucking lap dance with the dude. And this woman was smoking hot and I cannot imagine if you were there with your wife or your girlfriend, she's up there fucking putting her iconic clam. And this woman was smoking hot and I cannot imagine if you were there with your wife or your girlfriend She's up there fucking Put in her iconic clam on your junk You know, and you just sitting there like dude, I work at Home Depot. I never thought that my dick was gonna be

Around one of these Mount Rushmore vaginas You know what sucks is afterwards. If you, they, with your girlfriend, you'd have to act like you were embarrassed. Like you didn't enjoy it. I bet you fucking love that, didn't you? Of course I did. It was fucking amazing. I would have fucked turn in front of you. I mean, what are we doing here? You know, Lenny Kravitz brought you up on stage and started dry-hop of you. I mean, what are we doing here? You know, Lenny Kravitz brought you up on stage and started dry-hopping you and you started telling me that you didn't enjoy it.

Like, I'm gonna fucking believe that. Fucking dreadlocked Kant was all over you. He's here. He's here. He's here. You know, it takes a certain level of good looking to pull off leather pants in your almost 60.

Leni Kravitz still doing it. You know, there's only two guys I ever saw over the ages of 50 that could still pull off leather pants. Leni Kravitz and Rob Halford. All right. Everyone. That right. Everyone. That's for everyone. There's something for everyone in those two people. I actually, a buddy of mine went to go see Judas Priest

the other night and he sent me some video and Rob Halford sounds as great as he ever has. Guys, fuck, in 72 years old, sounds absolutely amazing. And I have to see them on this goddamn tour. All right. And I'm thinking the last time I went to go see him, the only time I ever saw him was the first time I ever went to a concert. And I'm sitting in my room, I've held for it, 72 years old. The last time I saw him in concert, he was 34. Something like that. No, wait, yeah. I was 18.

On the fuel for life tour. All right, let me do a little read here. ACDC's coming back out. I gotta catch them because, you know, it's not all these people. You don't know if this is their last time fucking out. You know I'm not saying they're gonna die but they might also be like why not I just go out make money one more time and fucking chill, I've been around the world a thousand fucking times do I really need to do it a thousand and one, I don't think so.

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Reendyke, however, the fuck you say it from the flyers. He's on our first line with Posternock. I think Dubrusk is up on our first line. Then we got Chally Cole, Coil, Brad Mashon. Maybe that has Dubrasque on that line. And then we got that kid dead that was killing it. On the third line, we got Luch on the fourth line. I think we're gonna be all right.

I think we're gonna surprise some people. I gotta be honest with you. The work that we did here, you know, considering Patrice Burjeron and David Krayji retired. I mean, that was like, I think, other than Brad Martian, Brad Martian, maybe the last guy left from our 2011 Stanley Cup team. So I don't know. I think we could be looking a lot worse. And I don't know, I just love fucking hockey.

I'm very excited that it's back. I'm going to enjoy it. And that is it. Anyway, have a great weekend, your cons. And I will talk to you on Monday. Enjoy the music. And then we have a bonus episode of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,

Monday Morning Podcast after the music. [♪ music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music What the hell is it? October 12, 2015. What's going on? How are you? I'm recording this Sunday because as you're listening to this unless I post it Tonight, who's getting who my podcast guide posted because I don't know how to do it I'll actually I got some acting work Monday and Tuesday So as always I never tell you what the hell I'm doing because you know you can get edited out out and then you look like an asshole. Like you say, everybody look for me. I'll be that guy and that thing and then all of a sudden, you're not in it and then everybody goes, hey, I thought you were going to be in that.

You know, laughing my ass off, epic fail actor, balding red headed, you know, I got to deal with that all day. So I usually don't say anything, but I'm excited. It's going to be fun. It's funny shit and That's what I got to do over the next couple of days, but so it's football Sunday

I'm recording this right as the the Patriots and Cowboys game just ended. I'm not gonna gloat I know that that was a banged up Cowboys. Damn it. Come on I think the last play of the game when you guys your receiver beat our cornerback and the ball still sailed like eight feet over his fucking I felt bad for that was a number 83. I don't know who he is So I know he needs those stats. They all need the stats. That's how they make their money You know the end of the season when they're there there There there sports Agent comes in. Hey, you're the guy, you

know, for nothing, the guy, you had fucking 17 touchdowns. So after 16, that means he fucking makes the next to four on a grand. So if this guy comes up one short, you think he's not going to be thinking about that? You know, when they have the Cowboys Christmas party, they don't make the playoffs. You don't think 83 is gonna be staring at that fucking that radio contest winner that they had a quarterback. I shouldn't talk shit about him. I don't know anything about him either, but that play really made me laugh because

after the ball goes over 83s head, I think that's his number, right? You see him yelling at the corner and the corner's kind of laughing back at him. I even know he was going like, I fucking beat you again. I should have had fucking 150 yards on you if this guy could fucking throw it to me.

And the other guy doesn't give a shit because he knows in the end, right? It's just gonna show up on the stat sheet who gives a shit. So anyways, so I felt bad for Cowboys. You know what I mean? Snakebitten, it just fucking snakebitten. It looked like they were gonna be good. Tony Roman gets hard, but out of that all that bullshit, you know.

But I do think on one level it was justice by the football gods that the Patriots, who some people were suggesting, you know, if the Brady suspension went through could have been 0 and 4, 1 and three, two and two, that were actually four and oh. I think that that means the football gods know that Tom Brady did not cheat. Okay? Oh, you guys can fucking roll your eyes and shake your heads all you want.

You know what the greatest thing about it is? Is I can't hear you right now. You ever think about that? I can't hear you, but you can hear me. So you have to listen to this shit. All right? You don't have to. But I know if you're listening to this shit right now, you're probably doing something you don't want to be doing and you need to be distracted. So all you can do is sit there and hope that maybe it's going to get

better or you could fast forward through it. Because I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to talk about this for another couple, two or three minutes. You might wanna jump ahead. You know, if you're a fucking, with a big crybaby, if you're a cults fan, you know, it sucks that Andrew Luck is hurt, man. I wanna go in there and I want the Patriots.

Like I just said, I wanna go in there. I gotta fuck somebody's at the door. Hold on a second. Hold on, hang on. All right, I'm back. Clear. Get over there. Lay down.

This is what happens when you got a crazy pit bull. You got to make sure you wait, wait, wait, wait. You got to close all the fucking doors. You don't eat anybody. Lay down, boys. Lay down, buddy. Alright, sorry, sorry. I'm back.

I'm back. Dog's crazy, man. Dog. Dog is awesome. But, uh, she's only awesome to like seven people and everybody else. Look at her right now, she's sitting in her bed with her ears up, you know what I mean? Listening intently, totally locked in that terrier gene. Cleo, still not looking. Let's see how a lot I have to say her name. Cleo. Cleo. Cleo. Still not looking. Let's see how a lot of this hair name. Cleo. Cleo. Cleo. There we go. Relax. Stand down. Um, anyways, I like I said, I want to go in there. I want to go into Indianapolis

and I want to sit there and eat a fucking sausage kick because I watch athletes play at a professional level. No, I was saying I want to, I wanted to see the Patriots, you know, go in and play the cults at full fucking strength. If we go in next week, okay, and if we win, God willing, you know, Andrew Lux not 100%. So I'm not going to glow about that one. I hate when fucking people do that shit, you know what I mean? So, but what a,, uh, what a leak. I mean, I don't know.

There was so many games that those one o'clock games that I just thought were, were over, you know, all right, Browns are getting their ass kicked. See, Addles killing fucking Cincinnati. There was one other one in there. Um, Cincinnati came back. The Browns came back. Who else came back?

There was like three fucking games in the beginning. Cincinnati came back, the Browns came back. Who else came back? There was like three fucking games in the beginning. Ah, Christ, I can't. Oh, the bills, the bills ended up coming back too. I was watching that game. You know, Titans and young, they don't out of clothes out of team yet, but I'm always watching Rex Ryan, man.

I like the way that guy coaches and it's funny to see him lose. Nobody takes off a fucking headset when he loses like him. He's always good for a couple of curses. Fucking shitty tears. He tears the fucking thing off. But, um, yes, when he was, I actually totally got off track. So I was talking about like, I literally think that, uh, not to make excuses for, uh, how dumb I am, but there I Really think there's something wrong with the way my brain is wired the way I when I visually look at something and try and process it and This fucking flyer it had it didn't have

You know the thing was the show was down at the shrine auditorium or something like that, which I found out Led Zeppelin actually played at. I was not in that theater, obviously. That was in the, I was in basically the hallway area that led to the arena, that the theater, I should say, that Zeppelin played in. And anyways, but I noticed the flyer, it completely fucked me up. Because there was shows from basically like three in the afternoon to 12 midnight. So when they listed the shows for some reason,

they started at 12 midnight and they went backwards. And then the block that I was in was basically Largo Comics with Varuka Salt's band was actually the band that you got to play with, which is fucking awesome, right? And just the way they had it, like, instead of going down, you know, I can't even explain it. I mean, once you go fucking like 5, 6, 7, 8, you wouldn't go 12, 11, right?

But if I had any sort of like learning a visual ability, I would have just looked at it. Like I just look at something like that and I just go like, when I see all of that shit, my brain just goes like, I can't even fucking see it. Totally turns my brain to mush. And all I saw was Largo. So my dumb ass drives to Largo. Now obviously most you don't live out here. So Largo is basically without

traffic is about 20, 25 minutes away from the Shrine Auditorium. So there's always traffic here. So it was a colossal fuck up on my part. And um, and of course I didn't bring the, the, I had the parking passes in the wristband. I had all of that laid out ready to go. And my brain kept staying for days and days and days going. Make sure you have that, make sure you have that. And as I was getting ready to leave I saw it on the desk I'm like oh yeah that thing that thing and then I fucking go to get my keys and then I walk out the door without the parking pass without the wristband driving to Largo the exact opposite direction when I'm supposed to go to the other fucking place it was a an absolute shit show and And I really, on the way over,

I can't bring myself to say it because I've always said that it's just an excuse, but I would just say there's something fucked up with the way my brain is wired. Because my whole life, it's just like, I don't think I'm dumb, but I continue to do dumb shit. So, the end of the day, right? It's the results. That's like, say I'm a good quarterback, but I keep losing the game, right? So at the end of the day, right? It's the results. That's like saying I'm a good quarterback,

but I keep losing the game, right? So at the end of the day, yeah, you suck as a quarterback. So I would love to hear, you know, considering, I'm not a doctor, obviously. Obviously, I'd like to hear your guys analysis because that's what this whole fucking internet thing is about. The internet is about people who have absolutely zero

qualification just chiming in with their opinion, just going on and fucking, that's what this podcast is. I haven't looked up anything, I don't fucking know anything, right? So anyway, so I drive over to the venue and it's fucking gigantic place. It's one of those places when they bring it into it. You don't even know what it looks like. It's fucking gigantic place. It's one of those places. They bring you into it You don't even know what it looks like. It's so fucking big. I came in from like the parking structure and I

I get in and I'm walking by and there's the open area that I'm gonna be on That stage and then I walk by and then I go by the theater that evidently led Zeppin played at and Reggie Watts is on stage, of course, crushing it. I went upstairs, I met the people in the band, and then they basically just fucking ran through if you want blood, and I sat there, air drumming. And that's one of those songs that fades out.

So the big thing was like, all right, how the fuck are we gonna end this song? And they were like, all right, let's do it. So then when I came back downstairs, I'm walking by that that it was this weird thing when you walked behind the theater where the guy was on stage. I can't even explain it.

I can't even explain it. So this time when I go down, Reggie is finishing up, I walk in, go out into this hall fucking area and then we're in the basically the giant open area that looks like a giant mall after the apocalypse. There was an upper deck, but there was no stores, and it wasn't really well lit. And so anyways, the show starts, Greg Barron kills, Tignitar was killing, so I'm thinking

everybody's killing. I got to get my shit together. So when I walked into the other area to get my head together I Looked in super Dave Osborne was on stage where Reggie was just on stage and for guys my age In oldie you remember him from that show bizarre and I'm definitely gonna I got to put up some clips. Hopefully I'll fucking remember. I would say, I'm going to put up some clips,

and then I talked for another 50 minutes and I forget it. But he was on stage, and I would have loved to have met that guy. That guy used to fucking kill me when I was a kid. But anyways, Jesus Bill, get to the fucking point here. So I go on stage, I do my thing, and tell my jokes or whatever and now I'm going to go back and go play the fucking drums. You know, when you sit down on somebody else's kit, it's like driving somebody else's car, the chairs either too fucking close to the steering wheel, not the high hat and all

that stuff. So I sit down, we start fucking playing. I fuck it up from the very beginning, not in a bad way. I'm just, I'm just not playing it the way it is on the album. And I can see the guitar play looking at me like, dude, what the fuck you didn't do that upstairs. So I continue doing the same mistake, but on time. So, you know, nobody fucking notices, but he's looking at me like,

wow, it's just going to be a train wreck. Or at least I felt he was. It's probably my own insecurity. And then we start to play and I can't hear anything. I couldn't even hear the bass drum and it was like, wow, I didn't realize that musicians have to deal with this shit. So it was kind of cool. So I'm literally can almost hear one of the guitarists

and I'm watching his foot and I just started humming the song in my head. I'm just doing that screaming no living in a human zoo and I'm just back there humming this fucking song but it was great they kept turning around looking at me when we were going into the verse so it ended up going going great but the highlight of it other than getting to play with Faruco Sol which is fucking shit they totally rocked the whole fucking night, right? I was at one point, I looked up at the crowd, because that was one of my goals. Just like with stand-up, like I had to be like, I'm taking the mic out of the mic stand.

I'm baby stepping this thing with every once in a while playing out, playing drums, right? I actually was trying to look up at the crowd more. So at one point, I'm looking up to the crowd as I'm humming the song because I can't I can barely hear people I Saw this woman in the crowd and she was standing there. She wasn't moving at all wasn't tapping her toes wasn't fucking nod in her head nothing and she had this blank stare and but she wasn't looking at anybody She was just sort of daydreaming, standing right in the front. She was like the poster child for like being completely disconnected to anything that was going on stage.

And when I saw her, the old me that would have crushed me. Because I was so self-conscious about my playing, but when I saw her, I actually looked down, I just looked down, I just looked down and I started laughing. And I didn't think about it until I was driving away when I was critiquing the shit out of everything I did. I was actually driving away. And I took that, that was my victory on that one, was that she clearly was not into it. And it didn't rattle me. It actually made me laugh and I was able to find the humor in that and I was talking to another comic about it.

And I feel like that's the difference between a performer that stays doing it and somebody who just after a while just quits. I'm not saying one person is better than another, but in order to fucking do any sort of performing, you have to find the humor and bombing or you're fucked. You have to be able to look at somebody as you try and you're fucking hardest and they're just sitting there like I mean dude she was thinking about next Wednesday as some shit or something from her childhood like she was that far in the day

dreaming. It was fucking brutal. And you've got to be able to look at that and just be like, what I'm doing right now made her do that. You know, like, that's how bad I am right now. So whatever, I was able to shake it off. You know, it's hopefully the Cowboys will be able to shake off today's loss, right? Bear did I bring it back? Speaking of losing, my Boston Bruins, my beloved, here we go,

bro, it's here we go. They're all in two. Now we got shalacked by Winnipeg. We played good for a period and a half, you know, but then again, you know, the game is three periods, but whatever. It's a brand new fucking team. We got rid of everybody. They got to figure out how they're going to gel, right? So I'm not freaking out yet. And I don't have any, you know, ridiculous expectations, especially of our coach, Klo Julian. And I already had one guy

go after we lost to Montreal. He goes, you know, is it time to shorten up the leash on Klo Julian? It's like, why would you do that? Does he suddenly not know, no, understand the game of hockey? Why would you blame the fact that they're all into on him? This guy coached the

team when he had the players to winning a fucking Stanley Cup. That was only four years ago. It's not like it was 40 years ago. The game hasn't passed the dude by. Okay. In that time we lost Tyler Sagan, Johnny Boychuck, Duggy Hamilton and Lucic, the face of our franchise. It's a whole new fucking team. When he had those guys, I'm also those guys, I don't think Duggy was on the 2011 team yet.

I can't remember. He won a cup. So, I don't think, if you're gonna bitch, when they're trying to redo the whole fucking team after two losses, if you got a bitch about anybody. You got to bitch about our new GM.

Don Swaney, that's the guy who should take be taken to heat, not the fucking coach. You know what say shit like that? Dan Shanese, Dan Shanese would say shit like that because the man doesn't watch hockey. So anyways, I actually saw a lot of positives in the yet another loss to the Canadians, the hated Canadians. So many new, I mean, I didn't get to watch the Winnipeg game, but Joe Bartnik from Puck Off podcast told me that Winnipeg is a force and that there's no fucking shame in losing to them.

And, you know, they're loaded, which is fucking annoying to me. It's like, well, how are they loaded? How are they under the salary cap and they're loaded which is fucking annoying to me. It's like well how are they loaded? How are they under the salary cap and they're fucking loaded? I don't know just how do they got more money than us? They're in fucking Winnipeg. I've been to Winnipeg. All right I don't know what the fuck you do out there but somehow they got more money than us. Why? Because they're always digging a new fucking canal for a mall because it's too cold to be outside. Maybe that's what it is. I don't fucking know. But anyways, I saw some, I saw some positive shit. Jesus Christ, we had like seven penalties.

And to all you Canadian fans out there, I'll admit we were guilty of all of them. I didn't have a problem with any of the calls. Even the five minute one that's Spooner took, right? The game, the game is conduct I didn't have a problem with any of those carry price looked fucking great and But you know other than the first penalty kill which we look like a beer league team You know we killed off all those including a five minute major at one point we were when what's his face? Good Lord Bill. What is wrong with your brain right now? Brad Martian, Jesus Christ. He took a penalty. We actually had a five on three, they had a five

on three for a minute. We still killed that. We had a goal called back. I didn't know it promised that either we would literally lay in on the dudes mask. But I don't know. I think we were bad. We were competitive. I'll give us that. So I'm sticking it out. I'm watching every game. We got Tampa Bay next. We probably lose to that one. You know, I don't know. As Bart and Nick told me, we got to beat the bad teams and fucking hang in there.

And who knows? We've gotten rid of everybody. I got to think that we have some salary cap money left over that maybe we can pick somebody up or something, I don't fucking know, I don't know what they're doing, but don't blame the fucking coach for the love of God. We don't even have chara chara's out right now, but I like that number 39 kid that we got from the ducks that, how do you say his name Matt Bolesky, or whatever, he looks good. Poster knock is gonna be great. I think I know we got some shit.

Got some shit, right? Grey G's healthy. Grey G, Patrice Bergeron, you know. I think it'll be okay. Whatever, I'm not gonna be one of those guys that fucking bitch moans and complains, all right? We did fine. Did fine those first two games.

I'm still gonna watch them. You know, if they keep playing the way that they're games. I'm still going to watch them. You know, if they keep playing the way that they're playing, I'm all right with it. I can handle that. As long as whatever Don Sweeney's doing is leading towards the light. You know? Actually, my son took a fucking elbow to the head of the end of the game. I think he's got a concussion.

That's brutal. One of the best fucking guys, right? And I don't think it was deliberate. You never know. But I just think the guy was so much taller than I mean, he was just trying to do the contact thing You see this people this is like actually seeing both sides of it. I did that with the patriots I'm doing it with the broans, right? I am being a model sports fan right now You like that you probably don't because it's probably not as funny

You really want me to fucking go off and some shit. Is that what you want? I'll tell you what I'm gonna go off on like I actually I'm a I felt bad for McDonald's You know first of all this whole excitement that they're trying to create about the fact that they're serving breakfast all day I mean I might be out of the loop, you know, I'm an older fellow But nobody I knew I know has ever bitched that McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast all day. They might bitch when you show up at 1031. Are you still serving breakfast? No, I'm sorry, you know, and you got to hang over and you just want one of their fucking sausage, egg and cheese. And now you've got to get like a quarter pounder, you know, something about the eggs, you know, you've got to eat some eggs in there,

a little bit biscuit, right? I can see that. And I can see them. Hey, from now on, we're going to be serving breakfast until 11 a.m. That would have been fine. But to watch these guys just cave in to their fan base and just say, you know what, okay, you know what, you guys, you win, you win, you can have breakfast all day long. To watch them do that It's like watching a great artist just completely sell out right?

And just you know make it songs that really Mends something and connected with you to just do it. We remember that time of Brian Adams put on the eyeliner Spiked up his fucking hair. It's like how it's out of the summer 69 guy go from this to that. Well, what happened? is fucking here and it's like how is that? At the summer of 69 guy go from this to that. What happened? This was McDonald's, it's doing right now. They got their eye liner on, they got their fucking hair all spiked up.

They might as well, it's just, you know, when they announced that they fucking gonna do breakfast all day, they might as well have had Ronald McDonald behind two turntables pretending to be like a DJ. You know, have a little self-esteem, McDonald's. Don't fucking give him to these fucking animals. Fuck them. If you can't roll your fat ass out of bed by 10 or 10 30, you're getting a burger.

All right. Fuck you. You're going to make eggs for you. All God damn day. I'm not. Fucking burgers like 99 cents. What more could we be doing for you? Could we do it for cents. What more could we be doing for you? Could we do it for you? What more could we be doing for you? See that? That's that fucking hiccup in my brain. I think it's a bad move. You don't see Wendy's doing that. Wendy's doesn't even serve breakfast. They're like, fuck you. We make hamburgers. And you know what? That square deal with it. Right? McDonald's. You're the dealer, you're the pusher, okay? You let the junkies come to you.

You don't start slash and prices. Okay, I mean, you fucking billions and billions have served. The formula fucking worth, what are they so afraid of? Cause I'll tell you right now, you know what sucks? Denny's let's just talk breakfast food right here, you know Denny's fucking blows. I don't know what it is about They are like like I hop is like the I rock Z And Denny's is just the the regular you got a Camaro, but it's got a V6 in it. I don't know why they serve the exact same The exact same film is have the same menu.

They just call it different shit, right? It's like McDonald's and McDonald's, right? But there's somebody I hop. You know, their pancakes, they're more fluffier. Bacon's a little more crispier. I like their toast better. You know, eggs are eggs, whatever. You know, don't ever order scrambled eggs.

If you want scrambled eggs, you make them yourself. Okay? They just, nobody knows how to make fucking scrambled eggs. Nobody knows how to make oatmeal. They not make oatmeal, but they made it like nine hours ago, and they just stick it in a giant vat. I'll give you guys a great tip on fucking when you make scrambled eggs.

All right? When you scramble them, you got to scramble the shit out of them. All right, when I scramble eggs, all right, put two or three in the bowl. Okay, it's like a cooking show except you listen to it, right? You fucking, you know how they all even got on the subject. What a fuck does this happen? I'm telling you guys how to scramble eggs. Do you realize how insulted you should be right now? This is like something you'd tell a five-year-old. But this is a little secret that I made scrambled eggs forever. And you know what? They tasted like the scrambled eggs at Denys and I was proud. I was like, these are just like the ones at Denys, but I

didn't realize that Denys absolutely sucked. Right? So, I'm just loving all the tweets I'm gonna get, because you know there's people out there that love Denny's and thinks IHOP stinks. I will tell you this, Denny's table's not as sticky. IHOP has cornered the fucking market. I mean, dude, you put your elbow on that table. If you leave it there for more than three seconds, I mean, somebody's got to get a putty knife for you not getting it off there. Um, so anyways, the, the, the scramble decks, this is what you want to do, right?

You put two or three in a bowl, whatever you want to fucking do. All right, then you take out your fork and you start fucking scrambling. And what a lot of people do is they scramble them for like fucking, you know, 15, 20 seconds tops. You don't want to do that, dude. You want to scramble them for like two minutes. You want to get a bunch of air in there. You want to scramble the shit out of him, right? I'm gonna some reading an article on James Con one time. He gave you this tip So this is from him. So if you think I'm a fucking moron. I'm going from a guy who was in Godfather one and two All right and elf

Three of the greatest fucking movies of all time as far as I'm concerned. All right So anyways, you got to get that air in there. You got to have those bubbles going right over the top. You know what I mean? Like a good milkshake. That's what the fuck it should look like. Meanwhile, you got your pan. Your pan is on high. I know you guys Christ, you're going to cook the shit out of it. No. What you're going to do is the second you pour it in, you're going to be constantly moving that motherfucker Right you put it in the right you got the pan you got your little fucking whatever you use right You're olive oil whatever the fuck you I wouldn't put butter in there because you got it on high right whatever You spray in there your Pam whatever you whatever you use to deplete the ozone layer you get that thing on high

Right and right is whatever you put in there just starts to see like it's going to start smoking. You pour that shit in there and it goes and then you move that fuck around like a stir fry. You don't stop moving that thing, right? And when it looks like it's about halfway done, you pull the frying pan off the burner and you finish it that way. Then you take it, you fucking dump it on and you're done. That's it. Oh, at some point you put some sea salt in there too. Whatever, however you want to garnish it. All right. And I'm telling you, there'll be nice and fluffy.

All right. Unlike that horseshit that they have down there at Denys. And I hop. I hop doesn't make good scrambled eggs either. And then you got to get cheese in them. You got to get cheese. But that's like ordering a steak and you got to put like fucking A1 on it, because the guy didn't know how to cook it. You should not have to put cheese in your fucking scrambled eggs if you know what you're doing

All right, and you know what that's one to grow on they go how was that Took me fucking seven eight years of doing this podcast and I finally told you how to scramble a goddamn egg um Actually, you know something to cook in it on a high part and then taking it off. I learned that from Nia She taught me that thing. Jesus Christ, we're already fucking halfway through this thing. Let me uh... Let me do some of the reads here for this week. Out of scramble and egg, what a fucking asshole.

Jesus, that must have been... I mean, you should really, you should really be fucking offended. You should be offended right now because I'm not really even apologizing to you. I'm just killing time while I try and find where the fuck I put the advertising. Oh here we go All right, Jesus. That was great. Got those right out of the way. Got them right out of the way. Okay, now where am I going? Jesus I always have like nine million things opened at the same time here. Why do I do that to myself? Oh, by the way somebody sent me a link to some fucking music I only listened to a couple of their songs, but I really liked them. I don't know how to say the name

of the band. It's GOJ-I-R-A. Gojira, Gojira, Gojira. I have no idea. The name of the album is from Mars to Sirius. And I usually don't like that music with the people singing like that death metal shit but these fucking guys ladies men and women I don't know what the fuck they are they sound like they're a bunch of guys the album blew me away the song did anyways it's called the heaviest matter of the universe I downloaded the album came out in 2006 so I'm a little late to the party there. But I want to thank whoever sent me that, giving me the heads up because I really enjoyed that song and I immediately went and downloaded the entire freaking album over there.

All right, what are we up to here? 34 minutes. All right, I'm going to do a couple more Cleo and then I'm going to do the questions and then we're going to get out of here, right? That doesn't mean you need to come over here. All right, thank you. Thank you for the kisses. Don't be needy. Get out of here. Go over there and lay down. Go on. Get over there. Cleo, please get over there. Thank you. Go on. Lay down. There you go. You got your own fucking couch. How much more could you be spoiled?

You know what it is? Was today I watched like the whole I watched the bills gained the Browns and the Bengals game. I was just clicking around a little bit of the Packers too. And I had the whole house to myself and I was just laying on the couch and she was up on the couch with me laying there like a fucking baby. So now she wants the whole day like that, you know what I mean? She's a spoiled brat. Hey, do you guys see the latest, uh, that fan duel thing, where they got Tiki Barber and, uh, rendez-barber to NFL players talking about it? And I, you know, uh, you know, uh, yeah,

just pick out your fucking day, pick up your cash. My favorite thing, there was a guy on there where he, this guy worked on Wall Street. He's crushing it. Pilfering from the greatest generation, right there to dumb to know what's going on at this point. They don't know what's going on in their portfolios. Stealing from old people, stealing from young people,

licensed to steal. The man is on Wall Street. There's nobody watching these cuts every once in a while. They throw a celebrity chef in jail to make it look like they're actually paying attention. This guy was on fucking easy street. And for some dumb reason, according to this infomercial, he just decides out of the fucking blue to quit his job and try to win a million dollars on fandall. I love that. Like you just can't try that on

the weekend. You're gonna sit there and stare at fucking stats Seven days of fucking whist for six days before you make your picks so long story short the guy goes out He's in the infomercial so you know he's not gonna lose and you know what he goes out and he wins He wins a million bucks and you know what he does You know he does fuck that he is you know what he does? You know what he does? Fuckhead that he is. You know what he does, true romance? He fucking quits his job. I'm supposed to believe that this guy that works on Wall Street, quit it, quit, quit it, quit his fucking six figure job.

On Wall Street, to make a million dollars. I know some of you fucking, you know, peons on Wall Street. I'm gonna be like, you know, I just started, I only make 30 grand a year. I don't give a fuck about you, they have baby face, two whiskers.

I don't give a fuck about you, all right? You sociopath, you're gonna work your way up. This guy was like my age, and he was almost as bald as I am, all right? So if he's still on Wall Street, he's making money, all right? And he's got a fucking, you know, a goddamn, also an stomach, okay? So I know this guy's making money, so whatever. I don't know fucking, you know, God damn, also in his stomach. Okay. So I know this guy's making money. So whatever. I don't know. I don't know if you fucking

work on works on Wall Street, but the fuck do I know? So anyways, he says that he quit his job after he made the million. He quit his job. He quit his job on Wall Street because he won a million dollars on Fandall with which after taxes is going to be more than 50% tax bracket. So let's say he gets to keep about 480, 85 grand after he's done fucking, you know, paying his account and all the other bullshit. You know what I mean? Buying his fucking wife, the pink Cadillac or the fur coat. Get it out of here. Get it out, take it back, get it, it's a matter of you. It's a matter of you. Right? Once he's done doing all that, right? He's got like fucking 480 grand.

He quits his fucking job and now he's gonna take that 480 grand and reinvest in his new business of gambling on football. This fucking guy is gonna be homeless. It's gonna be homeless with, I'm, that's what I'm calling right now. This guy's gonna be destitute and fucking, he's gonna be homeless with, I'm not sure I'm calling right now. This guy is gonna be destitute and fucking,

he's gonna be one of the guys that Brian Gumball interviews, or actually one of his peon's interviews. You know what I mean? He always sends them out. Brian is not going out in the field anymore. He's too old for that shit, you know? And then you come back,

and he does his follow-up, where he has his little clipboard of questions. You know, and the person sits down and he comes back and then he just goes like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whatever the fuck he says, you know, there's really high pitched voice when he's got that little like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

um, wee! Wee! They're gonna interview this fucking guy. He's gonna sit there, you know what, Bryant, interview somebody and he just thinks that the dumbest fucking the planet. He does he does not He wears his emotions not on his sleeve. He wears them right on his fucking face

I never understood that why is it your sleeve nobody looks at your sleeve when you talk it I don't get what that means. I've never understood it nor did I ever look it up considering I got a fucking I got a goddamn Laptop right here. Why don't I look it up? Come on window move for me. We got two defensemen on the Bruins right now. Last name, Miller. Do what's fucking Milly you're talking about? Where there's fucking two of them.

They're both defensemen, calling and fucking Kevin. Same name's just my cousins. Hey, did anybody watch the gas monkey garage where they did that fuckin' 78-ohles cutlass? What a fuckin' great car. I'm not the biggest fan of low riders, but those paint jobs are fuckin' ridiculous. I think they look cooler shit, but I like going fast more than just fucking cruising around, but the 78-ohles cutlass man is fucking, those were the cars man. When I was a kid man, from like the late 70s to like 85, the old cutlass, the Chevy Monte Carlo and the Buick Regal,

they were basically all the same body type, body type. I thought that those were the best looking stock cars too, right? Hair again, let's go band it. Kale, Yarr, Burl, Dair, Wall Trip. Right back with what's his face, Dale Earnhardt, Resta Sol used to drive the Wrangler, the blueyellow Wrangler. He get out there, he gets sideways, right? They all had old state cutlaces, Monty Carlos. I think Harry Gannon the fucking, he had a grand pre that had that fucking, the rear window was just straight, wasn't even trying to be aerodynamic. Just chopped it right down the back, things were fucking badass cars, those two door coups

With that ridiculous fucking interior that totally cheesy You know where it all goes into the button that plush interior those fucking cars with the shit So they read that one you know it kills me the fucking gas monkey season is already over 10 episodes how the fuck does it go by that quick? That was a brutal season for me, everybody. Brutal season, it went by, and fucking two seconds, and KC left the show. I don't know, I wish that they had let him do more shit like the... I love when he did the lace top, and when he was trying to do the low rider stuff. He was talking about how when they

put so many layers of paint on it that it looks like you can actually after a while, it creates the illusion you feel like you can actually reach down into it. How fucking killer is that? And just watching how they, I don't know, I have such a fucking respect for that. They did so many cool projects this year where they try to do something different. They did the old caddy, they did a low rider. They got that Ford GT. Such a great fucking season. I don't know, that shows the best, man. It just went by too fucking fast.

Now what am I gonna do, right? I had the same level of depression when like a fucking sports season ends. And they were like, two in the next week for the final episode of this season's gas monkey garage. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? They just started probably because I binge watched like five of them because I was on the road. Whatever. What the fuck am I talking about? Oh, wearing your emotions on your sleeve.

Hey guys, I'm getting better at that, huh? I usually go off on a tangent. I never come back. Wearing his, oh, fuck that. Fuck his or her. Wearing wearing emotions typing with just my index finger on sleeve Definition meaning now origin that's what I want The origin origin of wearing your heart on your sleeve. Oh, that's how you say not your emotions Come on, load please, advertising. Oh, look at that pretty girl with her, she involutions.

Healthy looking skin starts here with usher in. Continue our site that was it. I just had a look at her. No, she was nice to look at. The origins of wearing your heart on your sleeve. Alright, here we go. It was during the Roman Empire that St. Valentine is said to have left a note to his jailer's daughter. Oh, Jesus, how much was she trying to fucking piss off her dad by fucking one of the inmates, huh?

From your Valentine, before his execution on February 14th. Today, thanks to St. Valentine. Cards expressing one's heartfelt emotions, aka, valentines are given to that special someone. To defer to the classic idiom, it's a day to wear your heart on your sleeve. Was there an explanation in there? You started with the story and then you just deferred, which completely fucked me up. We used the phrase casually to mean exposing our true emotions, making ourselves vulnerable and letting it all hang out. The phrase is so pervasive that from ringo start to m and m to carry on to word, those words to turn into the duty. You're trying to stretch this out any longer. This could have been one fucking paragraph.

Wearing your heart in a sleeve, well here we go. But what kind of sleeve? And why? On a sleeve? I swear to God, I'm reading the copy. And not pants or legs and around your neck. There's no clear answer. You fucking asshole.

But many, you fucking dick. That's why you was stretching it out because if you just wrote I don't know I wouldn't have clicked in your site All right, we got to see it through people. I'm sorry. There's no clear answer But many legends attempt to to get at the heart Of the matter now you're gonna go into a pond after you tell me it. This is such a fucking train wreck. I can't stop It may explain the sorts of the saying. The three most popular are in the middle ages emperor Claudius II believed unattached men made better soldiers so he declared marriage illegal.

As a concession, he encouraged temporary coupling. Once a year during a Roman festival, honoring Juno, men drew names to determine who would be their lady. Honoring Juno, men drew names to determine who would be their lady. Friend for the coming year. Once established a man would wear a name on his sleeve for the rest of the festival. Jesus Christ, do the woman have any say? No, she's just a common hooah. Janet Rossi is a hooah. Around that same time, it's speculated when a knight performed in a jousting match in the King's court, he dedicated his performance to a woman of the court by tying something of hers like a handkerchief around his arm. He let the court know the match would defend the honor of that woman.

Or we can credit Shakespeare and I'm not reading this Shakespeare. You want to hear me read Shakespeare? Where may okay? I ago it is sure as you are road road road road road derigo where I the more I would be I would not be I ago. Well I'm glad you cleared that up Billy this is right here why I flunked all this shit and following him I follow but my dude fuck you fuck you. Fuck you. All right, Jesus Christ. Why didn't you, Jesus, fucking Christ?

You know, depressing that was that fucking attempt right there. It's amazing. It's amazing I succeed in anything, isn't it? Oh, by the way, they were doing this 20 year retrospective on the OJ Simpson trial. It was funny. And they said the exact same

shit that they said 20 years ago. How polarizing it was and how white people saw it one way and how black people saw it another way. Now obviously I'm not going to be dumb enough to try to speak for black people here. I wouldn't do that. But I'll tell you what, there was plenty of black people on that show speaking for white people. And you know, I'm not saying they were 100% wrong, but they were never speaking for all the sports fans out there Who happened to be white like me the whole trial when I was watching that I was never thinking all that son of a bitch black guy Killed that pure blonde white woman. I never thought that shit

The entire trial I thought the exact same thing anytime. I would turn it on I would think the exact same thing I would be like that is fucking O.J. Simpson. O.J. Simpson is sitting behind that table on trial for a double murder. I grew up watching that guy. You know, when he did the Hertz commercials, I was just, I was like five or six years old and that old lady, go, O.J. Go, right? When he would fucking jump over the luggage, I wasn't old enough to know that a black guy starring in a fucking commercial like that was groundbreaking. I didn't I just knew that that guy was fucking awesome. He had a cool nickname. My first pack of football cards I got Cleo for the love of fucking Christ. Can you lay down buddy? All right get up here

get up here. There you go. laying out. See, I give in. I give in because you're so cute. Anyways, back to OJ. My first pack of football cards that I got, he was right on top, right on fucking top. I think the gum was in the back, so it didn't ruin it. And that was like my prize possession. And I remember I was so young when he got traded to the 49ers.

And I got that top football card that me and my brothers used to call side year because everything was on when we used to trade like what year? Flag year, side year, football year, rather than the years. I thought it was going to be worth money because he was on a different team. Like wow, this is OJ Simpson on the 49ers. This is going to be worth money, because people think, you know, I didn't realize that the rookie car,

I was young, I was stupid. And then I watched this fucking movies, the naked gun, I watched him on Monday night football when he was with Joe Namath. And he would be like, you know what, I would've done what I'd do. I would've cut back, he's to say what he would do. And then Joe Namath would always say the same thing.

That was a really nice play. He never played. He's always say that shit. And it was a really nice play. You never play. He's always say that shit. And it was a terrible year for Monday night football, whatever. I just remember here and shit that Bob Costis and Al Michaels, you know, weren't in contact with them anymore. I just there was the first time I really remember watching somebody have it all and then fucking lose it all Have it all and then fucking lose it all and it was always that's how I always looked at him OJ Simpson's 2003 fucking yards in a season

Heisman trophy winner star of the naked gun one and two and that fucking movie where he was the astronaut right And the thing goes bad and then they try to kill him That's who the fuck he was and there he was just sitting there on try. I couldn't fucking believe it. So, the next time they do one of those documentaries, they've got to have a dope like me in there. Not going like, you know, in the history,

in the justice system, black people have always seen the lightpers again. Tell me it was fucking, it was OJ Simpson. All right for you youngsters out there just to my who's your guy? You know what I mean? Is there even a guy like that anymore? I don't know. I can't relate to it anymore because every time I look at an athlete now,

it's just somebody half my fucking age living a dream that never happened. A big. All right. It's fucking ridiculous. All right, where the fuck are we here? Let me get to, well, let me get to some of the reads for the week here. And then I'm gonna go workout because I go to the gym every day. Um, I'm maintaining guys.

I put on a few, then I take it up, put on a few, take it up, but I'm still in my fight and fucking weight. Um, which I don't even know what the fuck it is anymore, which is good because I got acting marked tomorrow. So maybe I'll look sexy and maybe I'll get tomorrow work out of it. I don't even know what the fuck it is anymore, which is good because I got an acting mark tomorrow. So maybe I'll look sexy and maybe I'll get the more work out of it. I don't know. When the fuck is, oh, did I close the wrong one? Yeah, Jesus, can this be like a new segment on the fucking podcast where Bill tries to find the fucking window that he opened and everything was fine and he had it

all set up and then he fucks it up when he's on live. All right, contents. Contents. Hey, if you guys want to email the podcast, bill at the mmpodcast.com. All right, draft kings inside or explanation. All right, because I didn't get it last week. I didn't understand why it was such a big fucking deal that some people from draft kings want 300 grand at Fandall. And they were saying that they had inside information.

It's like, I was like, what do you have friends? Whoa, what do you have friends with a player? So Bill, not trying to be a contier, just explaining why that guy from draft Kings, what he did was considered insider information and made money. Basically, he had access to the percentage of ownership of the players. For example, he knew that 58% of people were starting Brady, 13% were starting Russell Wilson, 80% starting Julio Jones, etc. Obviously, these are not the real percentage. It's just an example. Well, even if they

were, I wouldn't be able to figure out the math. So thank you for giving me round numbers. Anyways, he and only others at Draft Kings had that information, not anyone else, the general, meaning the general public, that we're playing in those games. The numbers are released after the lineups are locked, but he had them beforehand. Okay, so I understand that he had information, but I don't understand what you do with the information because I don't play fantasy football or do this shit. So, hopefully you'll break it down a little more. He and the player percentage owned is potentially the biggest factor when picking players. Why is this significant? Please don't ask the questions. Just fucking give me the answers. Why? I don't know.

Well, the only way to actually make money and get ahead of other players is if you had different people starting than them, right? If 80% of the people are starting Julio Jones and you have him, you won't get ahead of people. You will be even with them. Yeah, but if Julio has a bigger day, you're going to be fucked. So what this content was looked at the players

with the lowest percentage owned that also had the highest potential. Oh, they have big games. He used this inside of information he had at draft kings to play in big money tournaments at Fandall. Also, he won big money almost every day playing MLB fantasy. It's not out of the question to think he could have found information from Shark. His buddies are the highest bidder. Oh, well, that's very interesting. That's really fascinating. That's going to be a great movie, right? That's going to be on all those Facebook movies. You know, some awkward guys going to play the awkward guy that started it. No

cool. Does anybody cool who's fucking, you know, can hold up their end of a conversation ever starting to think it's like a really introverted thing. This computer stuff. It's amazing. They can't talk to people yet what they make speaks to so many. Wow, sorry. There must have been a collective. Oh, Jesus on that one. All right, NFL pink, dear Billy Schram.

If a guy like Phil Sims, Jim Nance or Chris Collins were to spoke out about extortion involved in the breast cancer awareness pink campaign, would they lose their job? Of course, if they said it's stupid, they just lose their job. But if they articulated the problem with parading survivors on the field at the beginning of the game like during the New England Dallas game, while only giving pennies on the dollars to the actual cause would they come under fire or be praised? Thanks I think I've answered all of those questions Look, I mean the NFL is always gonna sell jerseys

So they make some pink ones and the pink ones they give 8% evidently allegedly to the cancer people The awareness people and then they give 8% evidently, allegedly, to the cancer people, the awareness people, and then they give 8% of that 8%. I don't know, fuck it works. I mean, it's better than nothing. Yeah, I mean, I think the way they presented it, like a portion of the proceeds, fans, all we hear is like, oh, I buy this jersey and then I give all this money. You know, I get it jersey, it's not the color I wanted, but it's going to help out people that are suffering.

So yeah, it's not, it's not the most transparent avatar. It gives a fuck, right? They don't give a shit. They didn't give a shit when Ray Rice fucking knocked out his fiance. They only gave him two fucking games. They didn't give a fuck until the video came out then they Suspended him forever they didn't give a fuck why could it's because Ray Rice fucking was making him a bunch of money That's like you know that you're they call it the Brady rule about not hitting low and hitting the quarterback late It's not the Brady rules the fucking money rule. They don't give a fuck about Tom Brady Tom Brady makes him money And Tom Brady's not playing they lose money. So they're like we got to protect that motherfucker Not cuz Tom has any sort of influence. Although he is pretty dreamy to look at.

Lifeguard. Bill, I'm a lifeguard in a strong swimmer. I was at the beach last week and I noticed the body go under. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. That's one of the scariest fucking, that's one of my biggest fears in life. The undertow was bad that day and I had a bad feeling. So I swam to where I thought someone went under. I pulled up an 11-year-old kid. He had water in his lungs and was struggling. Do this better be true? Because I, or you better go into writing

because I'm riveted right now. I didn't need to give full on CPR, but I did have to administer the proper response to get him to cough out the water. He wasn't small small and he wasn't being stupid. That's just the way the ocean is. The next day, the newspaper tried to interview me, I really didn't want to. Every time someone does something and they're in the paper for it, it feels like a celebration. It's not. Someone could have died. I understand that I may have done

something great. Are you doing the shucks thing? Is this like a humble brag? I've been told that. I just don't want to celebrate. The reporter said that I was doing a disservice because I was preventing the story from being inspiring. Do they need my sound bite? Can't the story be enough? Am I an asshole? No, you're not. You're not an asshole at all. Just fuck you're doing you doing and then fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah, let them figure out what the fuck happened. I don't think you are. I don't think you're being an asshole at all. You know, if you're telling the truth and you're actually actually being honest right now, you didn't use your name. So you're not going to get any praise. I think what you're doing. I think what you did was great was great yeah I don't need to fucking talk to

you I know we supposed to talk around about talk about how fucking great you are I saw him go under and I knew if I didn't get out there if I didn't do something nobody would no I think you know especially this day and age when you just cry sucking a dick at you a TV show you actually save somebody from drowning. I mean, probably get a fucking mini series. Actually, is that better than a TV series? Well, most TV series don't get picked up. I don't know.

Actually, just get a pilot is what you really get. All right, Billy, you done? Yeah, I'm done. All right. My girlfriend wants to sell her panties online. How do you not read this? I don't, you guys, I don't even give a shit if these are real or not.

These are very entertaining. Hey, Billy Beefarts. I think that means. My situation is exactly what it sounds like. Last week, my girlfriend of six years asked me, if I think it's okay if she sells her used panties on like gross to some of those weirdo fetishes who enjoys that kind of shit. I said sure, thinking,

what's the harm? Well, what if one of those guys is in those forensic experts? And that's also his fucking, you know, and that's how he kind of, you know, going on those murder scenes. He started sniffing panties. Now he's afraid he's going to get caught so he orders him online. And then after a while, the smell isn't enough off so he starts dusting the panties for prints. And next thing, you know, he's standing at your door with a fucking meat cleaver and a heart on. And you answer the door, you know. He's got one hammer for one, he's got the axe for the other. And you show up, that's going through your fucking head, and then he's looking in, looking for you panty, let for it. I think you're fucking nuts.

Anyways, I said, sure, thinking what's the, where both university students, she needs money and what's the harm in milking these wackos for old panties stained and clam juice. Dude, there's no way you love this woman. Here's the problem. She tells me that she needs to have pictures taken in these panties to prove to her potential clients that she did actually wear them. No, she doesn't. They want to smell them so they see her so they can... And fucking rub them out. When she told me this, I wasn't really in a way that was asking for permission.

Not that I would expect her to. Not that I would expect her to. Not that I would expect her to. This is how much the fucking American male has been beaten down that if they don't let the woman in their life do every fucking thing that she every fucking fucking idea that comes to her head if they get in a way of their crushing or dream. How about if you're a fucking, you're not even a boyfriend at this point, you're just an entourage member. Just go, hey, where are we going tonight? Oh, that's cool.

Can you be a fellow, can you love this woman? Don't fucking let her do this. This is a dumb fucking idea. Don't you have dumb ideas? Doesn't she say to you every once in a while, hey, that's a stupid idea. And then afterwards you're like, Jesus Christ, what was I thinking? Thank God you're in my life. This is when you need to step up

not stand down She just Dude, if she fucking does it she's basically she's in the porno industry Her picture is gonna be online On a panty sniff her fucking website What what fucking job you get after that? And it lives forever. And they'll wait until she's running for office.

You know, when she starts her own fucking campaign to stop some fucking disease, right? Then that thing's gonna come out. The old patty, patty, sniff or fucking photo is gonna come out. Anyways, he says, but more of, anyways, not that I would expect her to. Dude, what if you dabbled into the porn industry?

How the fuck you were gonna do it, which is the picture? Huh? I don't know, this fucking crazy. Anyways, but more of a, this would be part of the deal kind of way. She brought it up to me. Immediately, I tell her that I have a huge problem with this.

Well, all right then. All right then, you scared me there earlier. And she should not be doing it. She argues that and I quote, I like the attention it gets. All right, dude, you know what this is the sound of? Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, Alright dude, you know what this is the sound mother, your kids. This God bless her. I don't know who the fuck, fuck that her up.

It's over. Out. It's over, dude. It's out. And it's done. I don't even need to read the rest of this. He goes like, what the fuck am I supposed to do here? At the,

bing, bing, bing. That's what he is supposed to do. Keep my mouth shut and act like a cock holder or fight this thing to the bitter end. I know it's her body and she has the right to do anything with it. Shut the fuck up with that! Jesus Christ, these fucking feminists, you guys have turned into zombies. This isn't like a date rape situation here. I get she does have the right to do it, but you're stopping her from getting into the porn industry. But it makes me feel like

a complete tool. It should. Any input would be appreciated, Bill. I think I told you, I think I told you what you should do. Just yeah, you know what? This is a deal, okay? Even if she goes, you're going gonna break up with me? Or that, forget it, I won't do it. I can't live without you. Fuck that. Whatever this is, this is, this is gonna rear its ugly fucking head again.

I like the attention it gets. She likes that kind of attention, okay? I'm telling you right now, dude. I'm telling you right now, somebody that likes that kind of fucking attention, it's not the attention that she can get. Okay, I'm telling you right now, dude. I'm telling you right now. Somebody that likes that kind of fucking of attention, if it's not the attention that she can get within a fucking one-on-one monogamous relationship. All right, now whether she'll ever act on it

and go even further, end up on a pole, or blow in somebody behind a dumpster down at a denny, after she ate some bad scrambled eggs, who's the fucking no? All you know is that you're rolling the dice with half of your shit if you ever marry this kid, this kid, this woman and half kids. You know, and the kids are gonna have to wait fucking look like her. Oh, dude, I'm just flying down the road with this thing.

Dump her, dude. Dump her. That's a deal breaker. I'm sorry. That's a fucking deal breaker. Done. Over. All right. Just be like, listen, we've come to a fork in the road and you want to be a model for a penny sniffing website, which I totally respect. And I would like to be with somebody that I can trust. You know, who doesn't need the attention of some of the fucking weirdest people on the internet. Okay? Good luck and thank you for playing. Now, if you guys ever listen to the

the All Things Comedy podcast that I do live with Al Madrigal, you ever listen to those? Al Madrigal. Okay. It's a very busy man, so he might not have time to give you break up advice. Al Madrigal has the greatest way how you break up with a woman that you, if you're not living with this woman, the greatest way ever. And I'm giving him full credit here.

And he's already told the story in a podcast so I don't feel like I'm overstep my bounce here This is the greatest way ever. This is what he would do when he did knew that he was gonna break up with the woman and Women can do this too He would and the woman was not living with him He would gather up all of her shit that was in the apartment and he would put it in a box He collar up said I need to come over there and talk to you He come over with the box, tell her it was over,

and then he would fucking leave. And then there was nothing else. There was no reason for her to come back. And that was it. That's what you need to do with her. You need to pack up all her panties that she's going to be selling and modeling soon. So she can become a fucking jerk off model.

OK. And she's free to do that because it's her body snap 12 to 6th, right? Is that what they do? That's her fucking body. It's her right? She's an independent woman beyond say the whole fucking thing feminism. Yeah, I'm doing this shit. Have fun sweetheart Right She's gonna go become a jerk off model and if you stay with her you will become a jerk off and you don't want to do that because eventually it's gonna breed resentment and you know do like yeah it's gonna be over you can't marry her you can't fucking marry it's done it's fucking over it's gonna get out then

your neighbor's gonna find out then your neighbor's gonna be jerking off tour and then you're gonna get a nickname. You know, it's it's fucking over. God help you if your name starts with Pete, right? Peter, Paul, any of that shit that's the alliteration with Panny, I don't know what the fuck it's gonna be but it's it's gonna be a fucking nightmare. Jerk off Jerry. I don't know what the fuck it's going to be, but do you need to get out? What's up everybody? And welcome back to the anything better podcast for the NFL edition going into week number six. How the heck is everybody doing? We have another great show of picks today. It was an interesting week.

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All right. You know, cancelom last week Paul was your record Paul Verzi, if you want excitement, you got to watch Paul Verzi this it's gonna be a bloodbath either way I mean, it's like the Corralis Castillo fight. He's going oh and one and three three and one you're fucking You guys are just grabbing the wheel from each other. I'm fucking steady Eddie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two and two two and two the wheel from each other. I'm fucking steady Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To it. To it. To it. To it. To it. When some of you some. Yeah, you're still two games over though. You're two games over. I'm two games under. I'm nine and 11. You are 11 and you are 11 and nine. Dude, I got to tell you guys something since we're on this show

here. Last night, I performed a Gotham comedy club for the Willie Cologne foundation. Willie Cologne played for the Patriots, the Jets, and he won a Super Bowl with the Steelers when Rothless Burger threw that last second pass to Santonio Holmes in the end zone against the Cardinals. He was, so they had this thing with him and his wife came out. It was for Lupus. Dude Bart Scott was in there. Nick Mangold of the jets was in there. Dude, 10 feet in front of me. C.C. Sebastian. Dude, I had C.C. Sebastian. Oh, dude, I was like, C.C. I don't even care about stand up. May just come to the Yankees. We're a mess. We need you. He's laughing, right? So anyway, I'm on stage and I did the knee, you know, there's a big thing going on in New York about Evan Neal, the offensive, uh,

Giants offensive lineman who said, yeah, keep booing me. You think I carry goes a lion doesn't care about a lamb. He goes, you animals up there or, you know, you think I care? You're flipping burgers and hot dogs and I'm living my dream right? So everyone's going like, you know, the New York thing. I loved every second of that. Dude, and the New York media went nuts. So last night I go guys, I got to talk about something. And this place is littered with NFL players and NFL fans. And I go, you know, I'm a New York football giants fan and they started going nuts and some people started screaming jets, right? And I say, you know, Evan Neil said this and everybody's waiting and I just go and as a Nick, I said, and as a giant fan who sits up there with those people, I go, he is absolutely right. Fuck those people, dude. And it was, and Willie Culload, and I was,

they're going, keep going. Oh, dude, it was the best. It was the best. Yeah, because you know what it is? For some reason, athletes have to treat the crowd with 100% respect, you know the reason, it's the money, NFL's some stuff. Well, the crowd treats them with no respect. Like, you know, I understand that they shouldn't have been throwing stuff, but you know, there's no reason to go into the crowd.

That there's absolutely a fucking reason. Somebody throws something at you as a professional athlete. You should be able to go out and beat the shit out of that guy and his fucking water balloon body. Yeah, absolutely sure. That would stop that behavior. And if you wanted to stop the rude behavior by fans who are completely out of fucking control and work back in the day, we'd probably even worse because there was no cameras, too. I mean, it was fucking, you know, the the shit that was said you didn't bring women or kids to the game but like every once in a while and athlete just like in hot deep off which started last night two nights ago. You got to you know if every once in a while like somebody just went in

the crowd beat the fuck out of somebody's dad who got a little sideways. I think the behavior of the crowd and then stadiums would be a lot better. Yeah. And and they just showed something with say, Juan Barclay and say, Juan tweeted, like, don't turn me into a fuck you know what you did. But somebody was cheering Daniel Jones's neck injury and say, Juan hurt him and say, Juan just turned around and goes, you have a little bitch ass motherfucker. You know that? Like, and he did it so kind of low key. And he was right. And it was just like, yeah, man, like you don't cheer a guy's neck injury. You don't cheer a guy to be hurt.

You don't cheer a guy to be hurt. You know, oh, when you throw your back out and you can't golf, I never cheer. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha What's your record for the year the silent assassin how you doing over there? Up and down these last two weeks though. I've been pretty pretty good Supposed at 4.0 week 4 and then week 5 is pretty good I knew you was pretty good is that good? Good fucking play over there. Yeah, this week was like 312 and 2

You know around there because the Texans and Packers were kind of tough losses play over the fall. Yeah. This week was like three and two and two, you know, around there because the Texans and Packers were kind of tough losses. But I picked the same game. So three and one and two and two. If I'm doing my math correctly, you're eight and three over the last three weeks. That's pretty good. Jay. Yeah. But you know, it's up and down. You never know. We signed you we signed you on this show, you had a contract that you're working to do better than the hosts. All right, you're in violation right now. All right, let's get back to it. Yeah, Jake, tell me, man. Okay. All right.

So Andrew, this is week six. That means I have the first pick. Yes. Uh, Bill, it's all about you, Paul. You know, when you're sitting here waiting for your first pick, hey, hey, it's my turn. Fucking prom queen over here. Hey, you know, I don waiting to send you away for your first pick. Hey, it's my turn fucking cron queen over here. Hey, you know, I don't know what you want me to tell you. If it was your turn, I would give you the baton. Oh, dude, this I'm not going to lie. I was just saying before you came on looking at these

lines. There's like six games that are under three points. But the first pick that I'm just going to go with the game that that that stuck with me from when I saw it, I saw it at the beginning. And I'm going to stick with it. They're at home. I'm going to I like Joe Burrow again. I think that they're going to go turn the season to 500 because they're two and three

right now. Their minus two and a half at home against Seattle, even the giants hung with Seattle until they made horrible, horrible mistakes late in the game. I think Joe Burles leg is better the way he was launching that fucking thing last week. I like the bangles minus two and a half at home. That's one I could kind of sleep if they lose. I could sleep. I'm gonna go I'm coming out of the gate Paul. I'm coming out of the gate. I like the Philadelphia Eagles. I just think they're way more talented than

the Jets and I got one of the best offensive lines in Paul who's kidding ho. There's a lot of quarterbacks getting the ton of shit out there and if you really watch the game all they're doing is running for their light And they don't have time for the play to set up Jimmy Garoppolo. That was fun for his fucking life Daniel Jones Daniel Jones running for his like Mac Jones running for his life. Oh bringing bringing fucking zippy was happy. He's running for his life Joe Pearl oh Jesus Jake you trying to get me a little fucking little hint there with that two and a half I like that. So I'm gonna take the Eagles Also sort of my low-key Upset to go to the Super Bowl. I just think everybody's like 49ers. Yeah, it really proves you on with the Cowboys and blah blah

Bun all the money's gonna go all that way and what's the egg is gonna do Paul they're gonna pick up a green phone and make a phone call and that's plus seven seven hurting not ready for this NFC championship game all right so I'm taking the Eagles minus seven. Eagles minus seven, huh? All right. Well, got quiet there. I think Paul knew his first pick. I don't think you knew his second pick. No, I, I've been looking. I think listening. I like, I like to, you know, I think this

is the first time I'm picking him this year. They're at home I I really don't think what's going on in Washington is good. I think Ron Rivera is They're talking about him being on the hot seat. They started out. Okay Dude the Falcons are quietly three and two and they've been in every fucking game pretty the Falcons are have been there They are minus two and a half. It's a game at home. I'm going to take this and I heard a stat. Now this could be bad or good. But this kid Ridler Ridler. Ridler. What's his name? The fucking, uh, you know, the kid. He's never lost a home game in college or or in the pros when he's home. He hasn't lost

a home game. This kid is a tire question. Paul, what in the fuck when he's home. He hasn't lost a home game this kid is tired. Can I ask you a question, Paul? What in the fuck does that have to do with this week? I just said it has, those are completely different team. I just said that, it has nothing to do with it, but it's interesting. So I said, it's interesting. All right, you know what I just call, I have a lot of pressure right now.

My kids want me to go take a miniature golfing. I told them I had to do a podcast. So they're like, you know, in the pajamas still, acting like they're ready to golf and they're giving me shit. So I have maybe I've been a little too wound up. I apologize. I'm going to take the Falcons minus two and a half at home. You're out of your fucking mind. No, I'm kidding. Against the hapless. I shouldn't say hapless yet, but against the wavering, I don't know, Washington commanders. I got the file.

We're just seeing it the exact opposite because I like the commanders. Oh, I can pull the trigger yet, but I just feel like the fucking Falcons are the Falcons. And every time you think the Falcons aren't the Falcons, they start falconing. I like the Ravens to bounce back. These are two teams I like the Ravens and the Titans. It's at the Titans. I don't know. I feel like whatever the Titans were doing is not working anymore. I don't know if they're running back. They used them too much or something, but they were like steady, Eddie for me. The Ravens lost for me last week. I'm staying with this stripper,

man. I'm not breaking up with it yet. I'm going to take the Ravens minus four. So I got two. That's a great pick. That's in London. And the Ravens have been resting in London. So that's a great pick. We'll see. We'll see. One of the tights been doing the way they go to Amsterdam and the Titans are fucking do the Titans. I'm done with the Titans. Stank. So Ravens are laying for right? Yep. Okay, cool. I'll take the Ravens laying for that's a great win that's a dog I think well then you would have taken it all right dude now I

didn't see it dude I mean I don't know if you man you got like my my dog just died fucking because I'm just concentrating these lines are fucking Fuckin' vikes. No, because they know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, like this this I'm not gonna touch that game. I just don't know. I'm gonna you know what man? Oh, yeah, this scares me. I'm gonna. This is like when the dollars the I mean the dollar collapsing and Paul Versace saying I don't know I mean those are two things. I mean I never heard I never I know you almost 20 years. I never heard you say I don't know On sports Paul you always know Dude is say come on playing. I see I don't know if say quans playing. They're not listening it yet The giants are getting a bit disrespect and you're a fucking giant big by two touchdowns and a half a point They're gonna get up Paul and then they're going to go into the fucking prevent.

They're going to give you a touchdown, maybe a backdoor cover happens. Who's your backup quarterback Daniel Jones hurt his neck? Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod Taylor. Who will Tyrod Taylor get the first sound, Zeyn up the clock. Tyrod Taylor should have been the starting quarterback of the fucking San Diego

largest, but with the numb up, the punctured is lung, and that's how he lost his job. Paulie. All right, here's what I'm going to do, dude. I didn't want to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm calling it audible right now during the show. Here you go. This is live action audible. I'm going to give this to you. I'm pointing at the point that linebackers. I got pencils everywhere. I got pencils. I got fucking. I'm going to go with the I'm going to go with the team whose quarterback has yet to throw an interception this year. back has yet to throw an interception this year. And they're in every game. And I got bit in the ass at the last second, which I would have went for now. I'm going to give them another shot this week at home. I'm going to take the Houston Texans, formerly known as the Houston Oilers at home against the Saints, getting one and a half. All right, Paul, they're the new franchise. The Titans were used to

be known as the oilers. And they became the Tennessee Oilers. I know. Sorry, I didn't mean to fight. I just got to make sure you know these kids today. They don't they don't know that God damn history. All right, now it's supposed to, now it's it's it's filling under dog time. I just think the Bengals are going to be back and forth all this year. I don't think that they got the pieces or whatever I do love Joe borough and that type of stuff, but I just think Two and a half a fucking hey two and a half, but I don't know see hocks man. I just think I Think Gino Smith. I think

Metcalf I like their defense even though even though they haven't had the greatest defense But like that's what people said last week when they go they don't have a good defense. Well, they fucking the young just still came in And then Pete Carroll. I just think sneaky Pete is really good at coming up with a game plan for the players that he has To be hanging in two and a half you fucking cunt Uh, to be hanging in two and a half you fucking cunt. Oh, yeah. Oh, all right. I'm taking the sea ox. I'm taking the sea ox two and a half.

Another, all right. That's another head to head. Another head to head. I'm trying really hard to not take the commander's toe because I don't believe in the fucking Falcons. The Falcons are that bipolar hot chick you're dating. You know, she says she loves you and then you come outside and what has she done for you?

She fucking nights up, you're convertible top. All right. I love your pixel for this weekend. I'm really not just saying that. Your bill is steady, Eddie, dude. You're right. I just come out. It's a slug fest with me the first half of this year. There's no boxing. These guys just two guys beating the shit out of each other. You in the bookie, you guys are like in a slap fight and neither one of you has gone down yet.

All right, here's the deal, dude. You guys are like in a slap fight and neither one of you has gone down yet. All right, here's the deal, dude. Which I'm going with the team that got so embarrassed. I'm going with the team whose fan base is disgusted. I'm going with the fan base that just can't handle it anymore. And they got fucking bitch slapped just like my Giants week one. That's what happened to them last week. But this week they are two and a half point favorites on the road against the Los Angeles charges.

I am going to take the Dallas Cowboys after getting spanked by the 49ers to bounce back, write the ship. I know they had a tough week in practice after that beating and Dac is there calling for Dax head. I think he's gonna bounce back and have a big game. I'm gonna take the Cowboys at so five minus two and a half. You know what's funny? I stayed away from that game and after listening to you break down the game, I fucking love that pick. I love that pick because the charges are another team. Who the fuck are they? Yeah, who are you?

All right, can somebody explain to me why the Vikings are only two and a half point favorites over the bears did happen? Yes, yeah, Justin Jefferson Justin Jefferson the number one receiver and football. He's out for at least six weeks Kirk cousins been running for his fucking life there. They're every it's a it's a mess over there When the fuck did it become a mess over there All right now now I'm flying by the seat of my freckled pants here. I got I got a pick a fucking game here Cardinals getting six and a half at the Rams classic divisional rivalry those games are usually close Lions minus three the buck who who are the fucking years Paul? Dolphins 13 and a half over the panthers. I fucking hate all of this.

Paul, I hate all of this. Do I have a lot going on for? I mean, dude, the lock of the week for me, if Daniel Jones and say quam play, the 14 and a half is a lock for the, you know, but I don't know if he's going to come back as ankles taped up. That's why I couldn't pull the trigger bill. That's why Paulie looks confused this week. I don't know because they're not announcing. They're not announcing the injuries. If they're going to play, it's like game time decision.

Shit. How the fuck did the Saints win 34 and nothing? And now that only minus one and a half favorites. The Texans difference is that fucking good. Huh? I mean, they've been in every game, huh? The Texans are coming man I really they're good like Flip a coin I minus well flip a fucking coin because I don't like any of this shit

Patriots going to the Raiders I I don't even know who the Patriots are anymore They're like the Sullivan Stadium Patriots have to fucking last week. Still gonna watch it though Paul. Still gonna watch it. All right, from my fourth and final pick, he says while stalling. I do that. I'm gonna take the commanders. You know what, the Falcons are gonna fucking lose that game because of the Falcons. Oh, Bill and I got two head to heads this week. You know what Paul, if you went in both of them, we're tied and that's good for the ratings. Wait a minute, what did I do here?

No, you would be once. I got the 40 Niners, I got the Eagles, I got the Seahawks and the Ravens. What do I do? And the men went back on the 49ers. You went back on the 49ers, you didn't take the 49ers, you went to the Ravens. Yeah, Ravens commanders, Seahawks, Eagles. Well, that didn't take the 49ers you went to the Ravens. Yeah Ravens commanders see Hawks Eagles

What well? Oh, that's right because the 49ers went up to seven and a half yeah from six Yeah, fuck that game all right Hey Paulie Oh, I got my picks You know what I'm looking at here. You know what I'm looking at here? You know what I'm looking at here? I'm ready to go over here, Paul. I'm looking at hopefully doing too.

I'm scared this week. I'm scared. Now, Paul, your words to the, from your lips to the book, he's ears. However, that expression goes. All right. Well, now it's time for, oh, let the midnight special

boop boop boop, win some money for you. Come on, Paul, you gotta hit it this time. Let the Monday night special. Make some money for you. We've been, you know what, if people have been sort of using our Monday night special, it's like not the parts car. The part that you have the parts car and then the car you're building on. We keep going two out of three, Paul. We're going to go and we're going to grow a collective dick here and pick a fucking winter for these people. This week, Cowboys over the chargers I like minus two and a half.

I like that. All right. That press got to throw one. Who's he gonna go to to to Johnny Lamb Jones CD Lamb? I mean, Tony Pollard healthy Jake. Are you just picking him because he has an Italian person? No, what? Paul can't lay off a fucking Anthony a Tony a fucking

Colatry whatever this fucking name was in the Bronx tale. What are we doing here Paul put the past away? Let's use our fucking brains here. That's There's trivia for people Chaz Paman Terry's real name in real life is collodro and that's why he did that in a Bronx tale That's what Chaz is short for Chaz Chaz yeah Oh It's like the Hollywood theory Cheerios. I don't eat Cheerios while listening to jazz

You know some jokes hit some jokes don't some picks work some picks on the two and two kid Paul even on the comedy stage Um, I don't think we touched the under over because it's just It's it's what is it yet? It's 50 and a half You like the under 50 and a half that's a lot of well, this is what I do think. I think that both, both, you know, people think, oh my God, the chargers, offense, the cowboys, offense. And they, I don't know, I don't know anything about the chargers, Paul, other than that they rent a football stadium from the LA Rams.

How is their defense? The defense, I mean, dude, they're, it's just one of those teams. Mr. President, how is your aching back? Terrible. Their defense is terrible. Oh, is that what JFK said? Terrible or like, uh, slightly under average? Bigger charges fans. So he's coming on us on this one. I don't think he's having defense. They're under achieving about that. They should be either. All right, Jake, you like Dallas to win the, you like Dallas with the points or no?

I mean, no, but I'm gonna pick my team. All right, he's in his family simple. I like Dallas. I think, okay, so the charge is defense stinks. I think everybody's gonna think it's gonna go over. I think it goes under. Teen and now, you know, it hasn't been a shootout in a while, Paul. When those fucking wow, 34 and at 28 games. I see it, see I see a shootout. I see points in this. I see a shootout too.

I like it, Paul. Let's get a fucking eight ball and just watch this game, dude. I'm flying out there. No. Uh. You know what, what about passing over? Under's right now it's Dak 257 in the hands. Justin Herbert 281 and a half. Do you think either one of those guys go over under?

I think Justin Herbert goes over. It's pretty good. I agree. I like Justin Herbert to go over. I like the fucking over. I like the cowboys to win. And I want to put some money in the people's pocket all the once. You said that so confidently, I'll go with that. You said that like that was gonna happen. I like it. Well, I just had a double espresso.

I'm liking what my brain's saying right now. Let's do it then. Let's do Cowboys to win by three, Justin Herbert to throw 288 yards. You're two 81 and a half. Two 81 and a half. 281 and a half. Oh, an apple.

Fuck that. No, no, so wait a minute. So it goes to 282. So he just got to throw 282. Yeah. All right. So Cowboys to win by three Herbert to throw 282. Get throwing the flat yard.

You're 200 yards. Paul, all he needs is one long one. We're in there. And Crescott over under to throw one interception. Wait, we're going, we're taking the under or the over. On the Herbert, you guys said over. No, no, what's the third bet? Cowboys to win? We're taking the over. We think it's going to be a huge outfall. The over was a third Jake. Yeah, 50 and a half, 281 and a half.

So we need a 20. Okay, so we need, so we need, so we're just rooting for points on Monday night. We're rooting for points. We're rooting for points and we're, we're rooting for the favorite, which makes no fucking sense. All right, I like it.

Hey, Paul, we both went to public schools here. Let's not overthink this. All right, I like it. Hey, Paul, we both went to public schools here. Let's not overthink this. All right. All right. We're in the parking lot. We just cracked open. The first one and went down a little hard. Now we're in the group.

All right. So I'm going to recap mine and build you recaptures for week six. I have the Cincinnati bangles minus two and a half. I have the Atlanta Falcons minus two and a half. I have the Atlanta Falcons minus two and a half. I have the Houston Texans plus one and a half and I have the Dallas Cowboys minus two and a half. Paul, he favorites this week. All right, I got the Ravens minus Fowa

against the Titans in London. I got the Commanders and Chiefs, the Illuminati guys, plus two and a half over the fucking Falcons. I got the Illuminati guys plus two and a half over the fucking Falcons I got the Seahawks plus two and a half over my bangles. I don't know why I'm doing that. I love Joe burl I got the Eagles minus seven Against those JETS jets jets jets coming off a victory on the road ATS jets jets jets coming off a victory on the road against the Broncos. You've seen it a million times. Their fans are excited.

Here we go. Let's get it going again. Right to the fucking drink, Paul. All right. Well, those are our picks and our Monday night special will be the Dallas Cowboys minus two and a half just in Herbert to throw over 281 and a half yards and the over 50 and a half Monday night guys. If you're rolling with us, let's get some points.

And hopefully they pull it out in the end. Sorry, Jake, the snake. What can you do? It's just one week. It's just one week. Your team happens to fall on Monday night and we think Dallas is going to bounce back. It's nothing personal, Jake. The problem with the charges is they don't have Jake on the sideline. He's that classic

doesn't look like a football guy, but it's got these analytics. I'm telling you. Jake is our Jonah Hill from Moneyball. You just lean over. There's not much expression. You whisper in his ear. Then he whispers back to you and then you say what has to happen. That's exactly what it is. More times than not, the man is right. Andrew Females is the Brad Pitt. That's right. All right, Paul, let's get out of here. I got to take my kids, miniature dad's to have funny many, have fun, many golf with your kids. That's it. Everybody just go to the bed MGM app, download the app, use bonus code burr 200 BURR, 200, put his little is $10 in. You get up to $200 in wages, regardless of the outcome of your first bet, bet responsibly

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