Morbid - Episode 127: Spirit & Demon Games That Will Ruin Your Actual Life

Episode Date: March 29, 2020

Tonight we are getting weird and spooky. In a true, "Don't try this at home" moment, we dive into the world of scary-ass spooky games to summon spirits and the occasional demon to play some games with you. Honestly, just talking about these games will chill your bones but please, don't try this at home. No one wants a groaning daemon who won't leave after a rousing game of hide and seek. Check out our sponsors for this episode! Embr Wave To receive $50 off of your order head to embrwave.com/morbid See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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of your home. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's ANGI.com. Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is another quarantined morbid. And it's a spooky oaky one! Today is the spookiest day of our whole fucking life. It's been real spooky up in here and because we just finished four big ol' episodes of the West Memphis 3, where we finally get to leave Arkansas.

Finally, Arkansas you're gonna be involved. Like, love you, Arkansas, but like, I spent way too much time in your situation. You definitely don't. So, we decided that this week we're gonna do kind of like a fun, but not fun, but like really spooky-yooky thing. It was fun. Take it in a different direction.

Yeah. Yeah, we just wanted to give you something different, you know, give you a variety. You have a variety. Different. Just something different. So today we're going to be covering freaky-ass, demon-slash- slash spirit games that you should never play.

In other words, games that will ruin your actual life. Your whole ass life. Your lifey, your livelihood and your wifey. It's true. Exactly. So, let me, so before we begin, we're just going to do quick little business. So for anybody who gets really mad when we cover business in the beginning, here's your Q2SKIP.

15 seconds, 15 seconds. You can do it. You can do it. Just a quick little little business stop here. And then after that, we have a spooky story to make sure you don't fast forward over that. It's a personal spooky story that happened today, but without further ado, guess what Philadelphia, we rescheduled you. Philly! Philly! We're still coming for you. We're gonna be there. Eight, which equals August 11th.

August 11th, we are coming for you. We are gonna look at your Liberty Bell. Hell yeah. And then guess what DC? We're coming to the DC in Probstil. It's just gonna be September 16th. September 16th, I get to see monuments. Monumentals. I'm so excited. Good to be up. Monumentous occasion.

Yay. I've never seen that before because why not, if I haven't. Probably. Probably. Probably like Rolly, but that's not next. September 23rd, we're gonna be in Nashville, Tennessee, two shows at Zaini's. Nashville, we are coming back for you.

Yes, and then the next day, the September 24th will be in Huntsville, Alabama. Bama! We're coming for you. Bama, baby, and if you could just banter really quickly while I pull up the link tree because I was looking at the graphic that we had done. Yeah, or a pause. Well, so anybody who has tickets for these things, your tickets are going to transfer to these dates. You don't have to do anything, everything's good.

If you have any questions, please contact the venues. Any questions about like refunds or anything, but I hope all of you can still come to these new dates because it's pretty far in advance. So you know, just like mark us down. And we're back on track. We are. June 2nd will be at the Good Night's Comedy Club

in Raleigh, North Carolina. Woohoo, and so far nothing is being canceled for June. So everybody can cross your fingers. I quit. No. No, I don't quit the podcast, I just quit everything. Oh, okay. June's my birthday.

June 3rd at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina. Charlotte. It sounds like Charlotte, North Carolina. Charlotte. It sounds like Charlotte. Sheen Charlotte. Sheen Charlotte. You know what that's from? I do. Okay.

Uh, June 11th. quarantine, am I right? June 11th, Talia Hall, Chicago, Illinois. Talia Hall looks like the spookiest, spookiest place. I say this all the time, but it really fits in this episode. So, spooky we're gonna be there twice because we're gonna be there June 12th, the very next day. We're so excited, Shytown. Checktown, baby. July 8th, we're gonna be at the Cormony Works.

The Cormony Works South in Greenwood Village, Colorado. I can't wait to see ya. Everyone in this episode is like, can you fire up? And then quarantine, man. Oh,. Oh God July 11th the Wilba theater in Boston. The Wilba. The Wilba cat. So guys let's all kick Corona's butt right out of here. Let's kick that Rona all the way out so that we can continue our lives. Stay home social distance.

Wash your hands into oblivion until they're red and peeling like mine. And if you see or, you know, feel the presence of a nurse or a doctor or a firefighter or a cop or a first responder of any kind that did, or you know what, somebody who works at a grocery store or somebody who works at your local Starbucks and is still having to work every day to give you guys stuff or to take care of you, don't high five them because that's not proper social distance. I know. But you know what you do? Give them the thumbs up. to give you guys stuff or to take care of you, don't high five them because that's not proper social distancing. But you know what you do? Give them the thumbs up.

Maybe even go for an elbow bump. Yeah, that's a little too close though. Maybe just thumbs up from a distance. Or just say thanks. And then just go thanks because there's a lot of people that are still out there having to do shit for us. And it's really cool that I can still buy groceries. It's awesome.

So you know what, if you work at a grocery store, thanks for doing that. Yeah, I appreciate it. You guys didn't know you were going to become first responders. No, and if you really did it, but you are, I don't really plan on saying this originally, but I feel like it's my fault because I said that I wanted to skip over summer and go right to fall. And then I feel like I was like, now I'm like, I don't mean it. I didn't mean it. But I also said that. you know what here we are. And now Corona is like no takes these back. No takes these back.

So yeah just everybody be cool. It's all gonna blow over if we all just listen and we probably we you know do what we need to do. We do the social distancing all that. But you know just say thanks to a first responder of any kind if you see them. Yeah. Is there really awesome. Yeah. Because they're really awesome. You know, it wasn't really awesome. What? What we came home to to. Yeah.

So let's start the episode. Look at that. We're like five minutes in. We're good. That's not even a lot of the answer. So this goes along with the episode, guys, so don't worry. We came home from grabbing a prescription. So we were not just running willy-nilly all over town. Just in case you were like, what do you do in quarantine? We were grabbing a prescription, so we were not just running Willy Niley all over town,

just in case you were like, what do you do in quarantine? We were grabbing a prescription, we come home, and all of a sudden we had this weird noise, and no one else is in the house for once. And the one time. The one time happened. And I can hear one of my kids, they have this little like frozen flashlight

that has buttons on it, and the buttons make different noises. This button was just going off. And it's like, over and over again. And you've seen frozen, it's the water knock. Yeah, so it sounds like a fucking horse strutting toward you through water, nonetheless. So we keep hearing this, we look at it,

and we're like, that's weird, that's literally never gone off. And it's not like a button that you press down. It's like one of those like push buttons That's like a picture. Just kept going off. I picked up the thing and it stopped So I was like cool. So I put it back down Nothing happened picked it up again and it started again. So we were like, all right, we're just gonna leave that alone So then we're sitting down. We're watching something. We're like getting our research together and all of a sudden We hear a gigantic crash from upstairs.

And as the fucking crash happens, what else starts up? That freaking water knock. I'll literally at the exact same moment that the crash happened. The water knock noise started going off in the kitchen across the house. And it's just a lay-knit, I'm sitting there. And don't even say that we were already scared

because we had a literally started researching yet. It wasn't already feeling spooky. It was like we just were sitting there and all these noises started happening and something crashed upstairs. So I go up there with Ash behind me. I'm holding a curtain rod. Of course I had to be in the back. I opened the door at the foot of the stairs and to the, like, to the outside,

just in case we had to tear, like, haul ass out of the house. Which I, at first I was like, well, the fuck did she just open the door and then I was like, smartest thing ever. I watch a lot of horror movies, you know? Get a lot of tips, get a lot of tips. So we go upstairs with the curtain rod in our hands and we search around, turns out it was this big giant picture that just grew in crashing to the ground.

That was hung up in my child's room. Really fucking weird experience, and really spooky time. Yeah, and especially considering what we are about to talk about right now. So what we are going to talk about is, like we said-ass terrifying nightmarish demon summoning or spirit summoning games that you should never play. Ruin, your actual life. They will ruin your whole last life. So don't do it.

This is a legit warning. We're telling you guys right now. We're going to tell you all about them. We are not telling you them so that you can go do them. So do not do them. If you do that's on you, man, but don't do it. A couple of mine are also really dangerous, I feel like.

I am pretty dangerous. In my notes, I was like, don't do that. Yeah, just don't do it. It's just nothing good is gonna come of it. Nothing. Never, okay. You're not gonna get granted any wishes or any shit. You're just gonna either invite a demon or.

Yeah, there's a few, that's usually the end result. There's just gonna either invite a demon or yeah there's like there's a few that's usually the end result is like you get a wish I don't need anything that badly so I'm gonna start and the first game that I'm going to talk about is called one man hide and seek see you told me you're gonna talk about this I knew but I'm still really scared yeah it doesn't sound awesome and that's because it's not. Oh, so this is I believe this hails from Japan Okay, it's also called Hitori Kakurenbo. I Sure, I slayed that Japanese pronunciation I'm sure I did great. I just blew everybody's car.

I apologize, but you know, I try. So basically this is dealing with necromancy. Oh, that's kind of the whole idea. So the whole idea is to bring about a spirit or a diamond unintentionally. Oh, unintentionally or intentionally. Unintentionally, but if you play one of these games, it's like, you can't play as fire. Yeah, exactly. Um, so this spirit or diamond

will, is gonna come to, you know, get all up in your dollar stuffed animal that you're gonna use to play this game. And they're gonna play hide and seek with you. I think you should play Scrabble instead. Yeah, you know, like, you can find someone to play hide and seek. I promise. I don't even want to play hide and seek. What the fuck you do out here? Well, it's like, you don't need a spirit to do it with you.

And you really don't. People are lonely, I suppose. But, you know, like, play something else. Yeah, I don't know. So. Play best fiends. There's the internet. Go on the internet.

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Now the rules are that you need, the things you need are, I wrote a stuffy, and I wrote that because I called my kids you, called stuffed animals. So you need a stuffy, or a doll. This thing needs to have arms and legs. Oh, no, I don't like that. It needs arms and legs. And it needs arms and legs because it needs to come find you, S.

Fuck that. I'm already fucked up. So it needs to be able to walk or it needs to be able to crawl to find you. Don't say it's crawling. I want everyone to picture a baby doll crawling across the floor picture. Get out of my face with that. Sounds awful. Sure does. You also need some rice because you may get hungry. Ha-ha. That's not the reason you need the rice You also need fingernail clippings or hair cuttings or a little bit of your blood. Okay Just some some really special part of you

Casual items wait what's the rice for are you gonna tell me? I'm gonna tell you don't worry. I'm just give I'm telling you what you need I'm gonna tell you what you do with these things Okay, so you need some special part of you some discarded part of you Like fucking eyelashes that are falling out be a part and that would work I actually those wouldn't work because they're not you yours, so yeah, you need your actual hair Like something that grows from you, okay, then you need something sharp like a knife a ceremonial dagger if you will I have like five. A sword. Like a...

A mishet. A scalpel, a piece of glass shard. My hair scissors. A mechanical pencil. You need anything that could stab something. You need it. Alright, so, and choose wisely. Why do you want to choose wisely?

Oh, scissors is another thing. I said, these scissors. Oh, you did. Okay. I was see how much I pay attention I was like, oh yeah, yeah, there's one. Cool medicine. So I mean you just had like a Rikola. No, I had a suit of head. Oh, so this will be fun guys. I don't have corona by the way, I just have a I just have have a cold. You think I would quarantine with this bitch if she had a cold. Yeah, don't worry. E-cola! E-cola! Fuck! This is gonna be an adventure, guys. I don't even take a suit of that. It's been a while. So you need something sharp. All right, and you want to pick this thing wisely. Why do you want to pick this wisely? Because you're gonna have to use it. Well, that, or

Why do you want to pick this wisely? Because you're gonna have to use it? Well, that, or if you lose, then the spirit that's in your dollar stuff he gets to stab your ass with whatever it is. So choose wisely. So choose a mechanical pencil. I would choose like some piece of foam or something, but you can't, because you need it to cut something open.

So it's gotta be something sharp. Sorry. I'm sure. So you know, just choose wisely. You also need a sewing needle. You need a long piece of red thread. You need a cup of salt water. Okay. And you need to draw a bath because shit's scary.

And you know, let me ruin this for you. What if I don't have a fucking bathtub? You can't play then. You need the bath. Huge problem. Yeah, you need a bath. So the bath is this for you. What if I don't have a fucking bathtub? You can't play then you need the bath huge bomb. Yeah, you need a bath sign me out The bath is not for you. I know you thought it might be just for you to like listen to some onion lights Who can those and like get away from this whole situation? You know me all too well No, you know you should do instead?

Sail away. Sail away. Sail away. You definitely should. So you need a bath. So you draw that bath. You're gonna draw the bath, fill it up. Curr, curr, curr, curr.

So then you're gonna name your stuffy. Name that stuff to animal and name that doll. Well you can already have a feel. Name it, okay. We'll do. Don't name, that doll. Well, you can already have, I feel. Name it, okay. We'll do. Don't name it your name. Okay. You hear that ash? Do not name it ash. Why the fuck would I name anything else on this world ash?

Yeah, don't name it ash. So get creative. No name, no game. Remember that. You don't get to play if you don't name it. You know, for example, I'm going to, when I'm using this as an example throughout, I will name mine noodles. Okay.

I thought you were gonna say David Bowie. No, no, because I don't want David Bowie to be mixed up in this. I don't want noodles to be mixed up in this. I don't know. I love no good pasta. Noodles is here for it. So, his name is noodles and he's here to play. So you go into the bathroom.

No. You cut open your little temporarily and then a bit object. And you put the rice in. Yeah. And so you're gonna take all the stuffing out, call the filling, whatever the hell's in there. And you're gonna replace it with the rice

and with the hair or the fingernails or a little drip of blood. Or my fake eyelash. Your little, no, not your fake eyelash. It doesn't work, Ash. Okay, it needs to grow. Okay, asshole. So you need to do that. Then you sew him back up with the red thread. Okay. And you wrap the remaining thread around it like a creepy little ham. This game is like assuming a lot of me that I know how to sew, that I have a bathtub,

assuming a lot of me that I know how to sew, that I have a bathtub, all the things. That I want to play, all the things. And you know, maybe you do, I don't know. So you're gonna run that bath, run that bath. We're just run out of your house. Run the bath. Then you're gonna put the doll on the bathroom counter, okay? What if there's no fucking counter?

There needs to be some kind of surface in your bathroom to put, if you don't have these things, you can't play the game. Well, get rid of all these things then. Then you're going to go find your hiding place. Because you really got to stake out your hiding place before you do this. Now, you're going to sit down in your hiding place and you're going to put the salt water, the cup of salt water in the hiding place.

And then you're going to wait until 3am. Why? You dumb ass. Which is like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. You don't wanna do anything at 3am, except we should go to sleep. Yeah, just go to sleep and hope nothing else to sleep in near you. Oh, thank you.

So while you're, so now you're gonna come out of your hiding place and you're gonna shout at your new pal, your name is it, and you're gonna say that three times. You're on personal. A lot like I'm not gonna say my name because I don't wanna be anywhere here in this. But like, sorry to anybody who's named this is,

Jen is it, Jen is it, Jen is it. You're gonna say it three times. Yeah. Now this is, and then there's another way to, because you know, there's always different variations of this. So or you're gonna say for the first game, and then you're going to say,

Jen is it, Jen is it, Jen is it? Oh, like you're going to play twice. Yeah. So yeah, because you're like, we're going to do this so many times. It's going to be so fun. Um, so then you're not going to hide. Uh, you're going to come out of hiding. You're going to go to the bathroom where your doll is. Sure.

You're going to find your dolls. You're going to dunk noodles into the, she did to the bathroom where your doll is. Sure. You're gonna find your doll's. You're gonna do that. You're gonna dunk noodles into the, to the bathroom. Okay, so that's why they're mad. Cause that's fucking rude. You're just gonna dunk noodles right in there. And then you're gonna turn off all the lights. No, you're not.

You're gonna do it. No, you're gonna do it. No. Don't worry though, because then you're gonna turn your TV on to static. Never in my life have I turned my mother fucking television on to static. Like don't worry, it's not that spooky.

Then we're gonna turn on, you know that I think I asked John what his greatest fear was and he said the fuzzy channel on TV. Because it's scary. I think he said volcanoes and the fuzzy channel on TV. I'm pretty sure those are the two things that John said. I said, like, what is your greatest nightmare? Fuzzy channel on TV is one of them.

Because why is it so fuzzy? So yeah, why is it so fuzzy? I don't understand. So then you're gonna close your eyes. No, I'm not. And you're gonna count to 10. Because it's high in seek. So then, you're gonna open those eyes.

No, I'm not. You're gonna go to the back to the bathrooms. Get out of the bathroom. You're gonna grab that sharp thing that you chose before. Oh, you left that in the bathroom. You left that in the bathroom. You're gonna grab that thing. Assuming it's still there.

You're gonna stab noodle. What? And you're gonna stab him while saying three times, a found blah, a found blah, a found blah. Well, you stab him. And you're saying your own name? No, you're saying stab him while saying three times, a found, blah, a found, blah, a found, blah, while you stab him. And you're saying your own name? No, you're saying like, I found. Got you.

Yeah. I just don't want to make that. No, I don't want you to. But yeah, you're gonna be stabbing them while saying I found their name, their name. Okay. Yeah. So then you're gonna leave that sharp object in there.

You're gonna leave noodles on the counter, all stabbed and whatnot. Uh-huh. And then you're gonna go hide. Yeah, you better, because you've been a bitch. in there. You're going to leave noodles on the counter all stabbed and whatnot. And then you're going to go hide. Yeah, you better because you've been a bitch. And when you hide and you go hide fast, honey, like you need to run out of there. And while you're running out of there, you have to yell, now noodles is it. Oh, yeah. And this is when shit goes awry. Shick, it's very real. Here's. Here's the thing though, it's not fair that you know where they're hiding places.

Well yeah, and that's an unfair advantage. And that's why they're mad. It definitely is an unfair advantage. And I think noodles is gonna get you for it. I think they're not gonna let you off the hook with that one. Because I think you're stupid if you're playing this. Yeah, I agree with that.

Now just a little side note, the red thread is supposed to be, I found in a note, the red thread is supposed to be, I found in a couple of places that it's supposed to be like blood cells or blood cells. I was like, it's supposed to be like blood vessels. And when you stab them, you're severing the blood vessels. So it's supposed to be all like symbolism. Okay. Yeah. So the tea, so while you're waiting, you're gonna hide, you're gonna stay as quiet as you fucking can. Uh-huh. Because the whole point of this game is it's different from a game that you're gonna talk about. In this game, you don't move. You stay in your hiding place.

Oh, okay. And you're gonna stay in that hiding place. You're gonna hope you found a good hiding place. And while you're in that hiding place, you're gonna hear like the TV turn off, you're gonna hear it turn back on, it's gonna change volumes, change channels. Oh, changing volumes, I'm not about. It's going to display images, sounds, like all kinds of shit's gonna go on. People hear footsteps, things moving around are being broken, they're mumbling, humming. Nope, they smell things. Uh-huh. Just a whole array of nightmares.

But you must stay hidden for as long as possible. You're supposed to either stay until the sunrise or until you're basically just shitting your pants and want to end the game. But if you're shitting your pants and want to end the game, that's pretty risky. It's probably not a good time to end it. It's pretty risky. But in your hiding place good time to end it. It's pretty risky.

But in your hiding place, I would assume that you wouldn't be able to know when the sun is rising. No, and that's kind of your gamble that you're taking here. Okay. So basically you hide it out for as long as you can and then you're going to leave your hiding place. No, I have a question. What is the question?

Is there something that you have to play alone? Because in a few of mine, it's like you can play with someone else. No, basically all of mine are pretty much playing cards. Because the thing with mine are, you don't want the thing to find the other person. You want them to find you. Because if they find somebody else, it could be real bad. OK.

So you want to do all this alone. Then you're going to take at least half of the salt water into your mouth. Don't swallow it. And in my notes, I almost wrote something dirty, but I didn't. What were you going to say? I don't spit it out in my notes. I almost wrote something dirty, but I didn't what were you gonna say? I don't Spinner's a Quinter's this is a g-rated show

You're gonna say you're gonna say spitters are Quitters. I plead the fifth. You'll take half the saltwater into your mouth You hold it in there. You bring the other half with you and then you go look for noodles. Oh Wait when the sun rises. Yeah, or when you've just had enough. Okay. And when you want to end it. Now, hopefully, noodles is still in the bathroom. Doubt it, but maybe it's not. Okay, so I know I had to pause the recording really quick, because like I said, I have a

cold. I had to pause to cough, so I wouldn't cough into your ears. And Ash was trying to tell me how to make this tickle in my throat go away. And she caulked her head to the side and made a straight demonic possession of Emily Rose kind of fucking noise. I'm not kidding you. I must have gone ash and gray. I looked at her and I was like I got a leave Like I thought I was like we've done it. We've talked about this game too much too too far

Still and we can't escape now. I thought I was gonna have to just leave I thought I was gonna know I was gonna have to leave my own noodles in this room right here. I'm not you believe I'm your sis. I'm not kidding you. I wish we were I'm sorry. I don't want to do it again because now I'm too afraid to. You can't. You can't. That was a one-time demonic possession that just happened. You know, I was not possessed. Guys, I told theta. You're not. That was inhuman.

What you just said. I mean, I am. I'm very upset about it. We're going to move on. That's all. So you're going to go back to that bathroom. I'm not. And you're hoping that you see noodles in that bathroom.

Where you look at it. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. upset about it. We're gonna move on. That's all. So you're gonna go back to that bathroom Not and you're hoping that you see noodles in that bathroom where you left them Uh-huh because that's where you want to but he might not be in there He might just be roaming around your house Because you just called his ass out. I don't like it. Now once you found noodles wherever he will be

You're not going to be like cool noodles nice playing with the let's just part ways. That's not what you do. No, you're gonna spit all over him like an asshole. This game just makes you sound like you have a lot of aggression that you need to work out elsewhere. So you're gonna spit all over him all the saltwater and pour the rest onto him. Oh the water. And then you're gonna say, I win, I win, I win three times. So basically you're just being a dick. Yeah, you're just being a dick, and that's supposed to be the end of the game.

It's not. But now this is the end of the game, except now you have to burn noodles. And if there's anything left of them, you got a cover and salt. Okay. Yeah, you just gotta make sure, just do it. Some people say they still felt a presence

even after the game. Of course you do. They said that they felt sick or got sick. They've got bad luck. Like shit did not turn out well for them. Because don't do that. Now here's some don'ts to do for this game. Don't have a cell phone with you.

Okay. And the ancient spirits do not take kindly to cell phones. Don't have them on. You can't have any other people in the house because again they might be found, which is not a good. You're going to stay silent. You don't want to make any noise. You don't want to be anywhere that you can't get out very quickly or be cornered or be in any kind of, it's just know your exit. This whole time I'm like picturing somebody like hiding in a closet.

That's exactly what I'm picturing to. Because I'm dumb. Because you know, like that's not a good hiding place. I mean, maybe, I'm not really sure what is a good hiding place. Are you looking at that? Because you hear the same noises me. Yeah, it's a ladybug.

Okay. So you're also going to use salt like in focus. You also don't want to play this game. Yeah, at all. Number one rule. You don't want to do that. The don'ts of the game are all of those things and number one is don't play it. And if you're like if this tickled your fancy and you just like don't play the game, see guys. You know what? Go on YouTube, type this in and there's a bunch of people that did play this game and you want to stream it. And they're fucking crazy. So go watch. I have not watched them yet.

I don't like to watch those YouTube ones. Just in case. I'm just a little scared. I'm probably gonna watch them, but like guys, go watch them. If you want to get like spooky you-guide, but don't want to actually have a demon in your house. But like what if, by virtual? No, don't worry about that.

Just go watch the videos. You're a horrible person. Okay, my turn. But, don't worry about that. Just go watch the videos. You're a horrible person. Okay, my turn. But just don't do the game. Yeah, so mine is called the Midnight Game. Ooh, so some people, you know how like every thing needs, where is it when it comes from something? An origin?

Yeah, thank you. I'm broken, I just broke right there. Every game needs an origin story. What a connoisseur. You get me. Everyone's like, Ash is the dumbest that ever lived. Okay, anyways, so games need an origin. They certainly do.

This one was apparently an old pagan ritual to punish those who disobeyed the gods. Ooh, so love that. Like, you don't want to punish yourself. Don't play. Yeah, don't punish yourself. Let's see hate yourself. Yeah, that's fine. So if you don't want to punish yourself, don't play. Yeah, don't punish yourself. Let's see hate yourself. Yeah, that's fine.

So if you are going to play like an idiot. But don't do it. You need a candle. You always need a candle. A fire source. So like matches are a lighter. OK. You need a piece of paper.

A piece of paper. A writing utensil. Well, you can't have a paper without a pencil. A pin. Ooh. Like a stabby pin. A stabby pin. Yep.

A closed wooden door. Okay. I don't really understand why it has to be wooden, but I feel like most doors are wooden, so. Yeah. Let me steal door. And guess what? You need some salt. Oh, you always need salt. Salty salt.

Soltious focus taught us that. Yep. So you're supposed to start before midnight. Mm-hmm. And what you do is you write your whole last name on that piece of paper. Your whole last name. Not just your first name, not your nickname. Nickname's don't apply.

I couldn't write ash. I wouldn't fucking do this, but I couldn't. You got to write first, middle, last. Okay. And then you're going to stab your finger. I thought you were going to say stab your face for a second. I was like, well, no, you're not going to do that either way. Maybe afterwards. Yeah. So you poke your finger and then you rub all that bloody blood up on that piece of paper. Then you're going to turn

all your lights off. No thanks. Then you're going to put your bloody name paper in front of the door. Okay. And then you're going to knock on the door 22 times. Ooh. Which is rude and it reminds me of something that I'm not gonna say. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. Too many one might say. Yeah, exactly.

Um, did I say you're supposed to start before midnight? Yes, you did. Okay, cool. So you're gonna start knocking on that door just before midnight. And then the last knock has to happen exactly at the stroke of midnight. This is already, I'm like, this is too complicated for me. The last knock has to happen exactly at the stroke of midnight. This is already, I'm like, this is too complicated for me. I think that has to happen at midnight except like the end of a ball.

I'm not interested in it. The end of a ball. Unless it has to do with Cinderella, get the fuck out of my face. Then, you know what your dumbass is gonna do after you... What's your dumbass gonna do? Do you knock on the door for the 22nd time? You're gonna open the fucking door. Oh, no, no. I'm not. No, I'm not time. You're gonna open the fucking door. Oh, no, no.

I'm not. No, I'm not gonna. You're gonna blow out your candle. Oh hell no. You're gonna tell that ladybug to chill the fuck out because you're scaring me. Ladybug is okay. I like you.

Also go outside, you're gonna die in here. I know. You're gonna open the door, you're gonna blow out your candle, then you're gonna close the door, and then you're gonna re-light your candle, ASAP Rocky. Hell candle, then you're gonna close the door, and then you're gonna Relight your candle ASAP Rocky. Hell yeah, except I'm gonna kill over and die first. I want people to re-light my candle. And then you're gonna start moving around your house.

Oh, this is the part that brings me home. Here's the issue, I feel like you'd want to move quickly. I don't want to get the fuck out of that. Right now to your house, that's actually against the rules. We'll talk about the rules later. But if your candle goes out, you only have 10 seconds to relight it. No, I'm not good with that pressure. I'm usually good under pressure, but not in that kind of pressure.

That's a whole different kind of pressure. That's a pressure. I know they're worldly pressure, if you will. You're under pressure. Too much pressure. If you don't relight your candle, and then 10 seconds, you should immediately make a salt Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. You sit there like a still-ass bitch. Oh. And then at 3- night man time. Well, no, it's not three through three I am as one of the ends just kidding. Yeah Because actually three through three means an angel is with you. Oh, I love that cute. Okay. Anyway back to the spooky shit

So three through three is when the game is over and you can start moving around your house or stop moving around your house Sorry, or you can step out of your salt circle and you can turn all the lights back on okay or stop moving around your house, sorry, or you can step out of your salt circle and you can turn all the lights back on. Okay. So what's the point of this whole thing? What's the point? The object isn't, is to invite the midnight man

who I'm gonna call M-M from now on because I don't wanna keep saying it. Yeah, I don't wanna deal with that shit. Into your home. The goal is to avoid meeting him. That's my forever goal. And I'm like, but what if he doesn't leave anyways? Who's to say, sometimes people stay a lot longer than you intend for them to?

It's true. You ever invited somebody at your house? A lot of them may. They've had six, they never do. And they just keep talking and you're like, well, you know, this is nice, but I'd like to go, I'd like to have my silk and go to sleep. Exactly because you're 85. So, but so you keep moving around the house

because you're trying to avoid him the whole time. That's terrifying. But how are you gonna know if he's like... All up in the room with you? Yeah. Well, it's gonna be cold as shit. Of course. Shit is cold. A soft whisper might come from nowhere.

No. You'll see a figure in the darkness. Oh, no. Or your candle will go out. Which is scary and that adds a lot more pressure to lighting it again in the darkness. Oh, nope. Or your candle will go out, which is scary, and that adds a lot more pressure to lighting it again in 10 seconds. Yeah, no.

So what is he gonna do if he finds you? He's just gonna go... Tag, you're it. I think that ending of itself would be absolutely fucking terrifying, so maybe we should add that to the list. But no, in my notes I wrote, kill you, Prob. Probably. Also, maybe take your organs out one by one,

because that's what he's said to do. That's what he does. Take your organs out one by one, whilst making you hallucinate your worst fear until 333 AM. What if my worst fear is having my organs taken out one by one by M.M. He'll go for your second worst year.

That's not your worst year. Inception. These are your cans. You can't have the lights on. Okay. You can't sleep. Why the fuck would you do that anyways? You know what I'm just gonna sleep until you leave.

You're ready yet. Good luck following the sleep. You can't use just a lighter for your source of light. You have to use the candle. You gotta use your own blood. You can't use just a lighter for like your source of light. Oh, you have to use the candle. You gotta use your own blood. I don't know why you would have anybody else's blood. Can't go cut your friend and use that blood. You just can't.

You can't do it. And you can't leave your house. And while you're like searching or avoiding MM, you should not, by any means, provoke him. Oh, I won't, don't worry. You know, because I will play this game. You can, by the way, play with a friend. Now, if you are going to play this game, you're stupid.

And also, you and your friend have to both make your own paper. And with your blood. Oh, good. Yeah, there has to be a sheet for every person. Everybody gets their own blood. And by the way, at the end of the game, he just might not leave. Like I said. Yeah, that's the thing with these things, man. They always have this final thing where

you're like, okay, you can leave now and everybody's like, yeah, then they just leave. Like you think they play about the rules? You think they follow that? If you were a Damon or a spirit, would you just leave? You're out of your mind? You're like, I'm not scared. You're like, please leave. You'd be like, fuck, no, I can do what I want. Exactly. Yeah. If you're a diamond, you can do what you want. Yeah. Oh, I'm getting so scared. I know, I'm getting this move on. Okay, so the experience is, a lot of people here are whispers.

A lot of people, like after the game is over at 3-3-3am, it's really just fun to say 3-3 at this point. You go check out your house, like, because I read one experience where this guy was like, I saw him on my bed, I saw him here, like I kept running running which is so scary No, I hate that and then like they went back and looked in all the places that were like they quickly saw him before Running the fuck out of there or like slowly walking so they're candle didn't go

And all the areas are like super messed up like your house is like a mess That's and you know what I didn't even think of that that you can't even run run because your candle will go up That's what I said that that's what I mean like I didn't even think of that that you can't even run run because your candle will go up. That's what I said that. That's what I mean. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. At first, I was like, yeah, you just tear around that house like a fucking Olympic runner.

But you wouldn't. But you can't. You have to shuffle like an old lady playing shuffle board on a cruise and you got a whole piece not running after you. It's not just old ladies that play shuffle board. I used to play shuffle board at Lake George moving on. I said on a cruise.

Okay, not at Lake George. Well, you also might have nightmares for a really long time after you summon and that. No shit. Because, because I'm gonna have nightmares just talking about them. And you hear a lot of crashes during the game because he's clung to trying to find,

no, I don't want to say don't be doing that. Because it's not an insult, I'm clumsy. Me too, but no, he's trying to find you and he's just don't want to say don't be doing that because it's not an insult on Clumsy me too But no, he's trying to find you and he's just gonna move anything out of his way. That's a time thing So my takeaways from this are number one no fucking thank you. No, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, night. Yeah, no good. And don't openly invite an unknown entity into your home. That's a, I mean, that's good practice for the rest of your life. And also, no thank you. Nope, no thank you.

So let's move on to another game that you shouldn't play. See, I only knew the first one that you did, and I felt I find solace and the fact that I knew the first one, and now I feel like I'm going into the unknown. You are. So, also not. Come with me, also. Okay.

So this one's called Dry Bones. What? And this one's for summoning diamonds. Aren't they all? So the other one I did was supposed to be your supposed to want like a spirit to play hide and seek with you, not a diamond. Oh, okay. But this one's like specifically,

you look a foreign diamond. Okay, I don But this one specifically, you look a foreign diamond. Okay, I don't know why you would. Which I don't know why you would. Any of the above. Well, the reason you would play this is you supposedly get the prize of anything you want if you win. Anything within, like, they're like,

be, in everything I've read was like, be realistic. Oh yeah, because you're a fucking reasonable person on here. Don't ask too much of the diamond. Okay. So if you lose, you probably like get shot on by that Damon. Or because that's haunted. So you have to play this alone. Oh, I can't play with a friend.

You need a bathroom. We all have them. You need a bathroom mirror. Okay. Or a hand mirror, it just has to be in the bathroom. Any gaming involving a mirror, I'm just not interested. Yeah, we're not interested, but you need matches and you need like a watch or a clock

or like a sundial, something to tell you the time. No cell phones, I'm just saying. No cell phones. Technology is very unwanted in these games. Obviously, no, no. It's unknown. Yeah, so one thing I saw was like, hey, make sure you tell people not to come home

until sunrise like Okay, I'll just let like I'm a teenager sleeping in my parents house and I'm like hey guys Don't come until sunrise because like I'm summoning a demon tonight and we want to make sure that he's gone My parents well, that's a different story, but most parents would be like no don't do that Yeah, I'm pretty sure My mom and dad would be like no don't do that. Yeah I'm pretty sure my mom and dad would be like please don't do that. Mah would be like we have enough going on in this house already. Yeah, please don't because we already have a haunted house. Please don't invite anything else. So you're gonna turn on you're

gonna turn off all the lights because you always do. Awesome. You have to do this at 12 o'clock a.m. Oh yeah and. And you're going to go into the bathroom. And you're going to pee and then you're going to go to sleep. Of course. No, you're going to look in the mirror. You're going to check out your face. You're going to see what's going on. You're going to be like, you cute, you cute.

And then you're going to visualize the thing that you want. You're going to think about it really hard. OK. You're going to be like, yes, I want. I don't know what I would want. I want some really soft fabric softener. You're gonna think of something like really What are you in the laundry? Really a tape really a tainable. I thought you were gonna say a really soft puppy I mean sure. I don't want a Damon puppy. I'm good with that. You want Damon

I'm so yeah, I do but I don't want Damon puppies. Okay, so then you're gonna light your match. Okay now don't want Damon puppies. Okay. So then you're going to light your match. Okay. Now at this point, if you, I know I love it, I read these things that are like, if you hear noises or you like, you just feel things around you, put everything down and run the fuck out of your house and don't come back until the next morning. And I was like, already, feel that way. Okay, so they were literally like, if you hear voices, leave. And I was like, oh no, don't worry. You don't need to add that into the rules of the game. Like, I would already.

If you hear voices, please leave. It's like, no, I got that. I knew that one on my own. So you wasn't planning on staying if I had company. You didn't need to add that to the FAQs. So you're gonna light your match. Now, you're gonna let your match light, and then you're gonna wait for it to burn out.

While you're visualizing what you're doing. While you're visualizing in front of the mirror, if it burns out before the 15 seconds, run the fuck outta your house and get the fuck outta there. And don't come back until 6 a.m. the next morning. Okay. If it burns out after 15 seconds, you're in luck. You get to play. I don't come back until 6 a.m. the next morning. Okay. If it to burns out after 15 seconds, you're in luck. You get to play. I don't want to. No. One thing says you're going to look into the mirror

until you feel a presence. The second I knew I was playing this and looked into the mirror, I would feel a presence. Yes. Exactly. And once you feel that presence, you're going to say I acknowledge Yes, exactly. And once you feel that presence, you're going to say, I acknowledge that you're here. I, you know, and you're going to say something about you can stay in my house. I'm not going to say the exact same. This is hypothetical.

And you're going to say, you know, you're going to play a game with me until 3am, and then you're going to, you know, come now. Oh. It's not an exact thing. You can go look for it if you want to. Mom is not saying it. I feel like you're 18 to much

House, so So the other way that they said is you lie down and on the floor and say that okay, which seems very like vulnerable I don't like that one. Yeah, I never lay down so So you're gonna exit the bathroom once you've said this Once you've literally invited a demon into your house and then you're gonna fucking run. Oh, you're gonna run and go hide. No, you're gonna be in the house. You're gonna go in hide or you're gonna go find and open the biggest open room in your house and you're gonna wait until you hear moaning and then it's moaning,, Mertle from Harry Potter and everything is

fine. And then you're like, cool, cool. All right. No, you're going to hear moaning. And then once you hear moaning, that's when the game starts because now he's here. Now you go hide. So then you're going to hide until three a.m. Of course, you're just going to hide for

straight up three hours. This is another game unlike like midnight game and all that that you are gonna stay in your spot. So you need to find a primo spot. You need to find the spot. You need to find the spot to put all of the spots to shame, honey. You need to find that spot.

You need to just plant your ass in that spot. I am so scared. Yeah. So basically this thing going to try to find you. Yeah. It's going to try and catch you. So you've got to be fast going to your hiding spot. And you don't want to be loud because you can hear you. So you want to be real quiet because they'll find you.

But you're running. Now at 3 a.m., you're going to look at your clock, your watch, your sundial. And it's 3 a.am. You alive, son? No. And you alive at 3am, I hope it's a heart failure. Because if you are alive, then congratulations, hello. And you're going to go back to the biggest room in your house where you started this whole

mess. You're going to close yourself in there and you're going to say, thank you for playing, but you must leave now. You are no longer welcome. Uh-huh. Now, before this thing dips, it's gonna groan at you. Now, what's the difference between a moan and a groan? So this is how I see it. I think that...

Don't scare me, fool. I think moaning is more like that, like moaning, moaning, kind of like. Yeah. And groaning is more like growling. But I think of groaning as like You scared the ladybug Just like look the fuck out sorry ladybug we have a ladybug here guys We have two actually do and they're they're hanging out. They're into this. It's jekyll and so so he's gonna like Okay, I you

That's what's gonna happen. So he's gonna groan at you. And that's when you know that he's gonna dip. He's gonna be gone. So whatever abomination you just subbed forth is gonna have to groan at your ass before this whole thing is officially over. If he doesn't groan, you have to keep saying that phrase until you hear him groan. Okay.

Or else he's not leaving. If he doesn't groan at you, then you're probably gonna hear him groan later because he's gonna be hanging out in your house. Okay. Or else he's not leaving. If he doesn't groan at you, then you're probably going to hear him groan later because he's going to be hanging out in your house. Okay. And people say that when they hear him leave, they will go out of this room, like once they hear the groan and they know he's left. They leave their big room where they started this whole thing and their house will be like ransacked. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. And that's the end of the game. And if you win, you supposedly get the thing that you wished for. And that's why badly. Well, and a lot of people say like, that's all well and find that you

wished for something and like cool. And like, yeah, they'll give it to you if you win. But that might not be all they take from you. It's just playing that game. Like that. Right. Like one of the prices you're gonna you gonna so a lot of people have been like yeah, and then my life fell apart around me right so That's really just that's a Bones you don't need anything that badly. Yeah, you don't need it. So that's dry bones. Don't play that well My next one actually has to do with a wish as well love wishes The 11 mile game. Ooh one player game. No other fucking players invited all right just you and your car Just you and your car in happen I was getting a suck I hate myself totally good wow okay so this is what you got to do you have to find a road at night and

it has to be in the woods or off the regular route off the beaten path if you will I I'm out I have to tell you what road I picture after this. Okay. And you need a back road. Okay. Okay. So you're supposed to drive around this area, like this whole little messy area, until you find that your mind is telling you you found the 11 mile road. Oh shit, okay. So it's more like a like a a wooded area. Okay. And then your mind is gonna say, go down this road, that's the 11 mile road. All right. And you're just supposed to know, you're supposed to feel it in your bones.

All right, you feel it in your dry bones. I was just gonna say. Blink it over up, start driving. Okay, so you got to start driving. But here's the camps. You cannot for any fucking reason stop driving. Okay, I won't, don't worry. I'll be either. Yeah. You can't have the radio Okay, I won't, don't worry. Oh me either.

Yeah, you can't have the radio on, so I'm out. All right. You can't open, you can't listen to pods. You can't listen to pods. You can't open the doors or windows, which why the fuck would you do? Don't worry, so far this is easy. You can't use your phone, not interested.

Don't love the project and drive anyways, asshole. Yeah. Yeah. You can't use your phone or anything like that. So no iPads, no laptops, no tablets, no advances. Kindles, none of the above. And you can't go over 30 miles per hour because of safety loss. Oh, I don't love that. 30 miles an hour is real slow. Yeah. There's a road near here that's 30 miles an hour and it like shouldn't be and I always try to see if I can drive comfortably 30 miles an hour It's hard and I'm like whoa, I'm going whoa

Okay, so according to what pad calm or walk pad. I don't know how to say where I think it's what pad Thanks This is these are the miles. This is what's gonna happen through the miles. Okay, so mile one not a lot It's gonna happen you might get like, you can turn your heat on, that's allowed. Yeah. Mile two, same deal. Okay.

Mile three, there might be some movement outside of the car around you. Keep your eyes on the road, just keep going. I'm gonna do that. Mile four, you know, it's super chill, just some voices start. Oh, okay. Start chitter-chittering.

Just keep going. Happens. Mile five, you might see trees around you start to fade out, and you might notice the moon or see a lake. It's gonna be really pretty, but don't stop. But like it's weird when that just happens. Mile six, the trees are back. Oh, they're back, okay.

You're gonna see the stars, and your headlights might start to flicker. All right, so far. That's fucked up if my headlights ever started to flicker. I'd show you my actual thoughts. actually feel a little concerned about that. Apparently you should ignore what the radio tells you to do, but don't try to turn it off. Just ignore that radio, what it's saying to you, but don't say that. Ignore the radio that was already off-sys.

Okay, cool. Because now it's on and you can't turn it off. Don't love it. I'm glad you bug land on my hand. Oh, ladybug. I love you. I kissed my hand Okay, so mile seven more voices, but this time they're in your back seat. Oh, fuck no No, no don't turn around keep driving. I know. I feel like your instinct would be to turn oh to turn around hell

Yeah, cuz I'd want to know what the fuck was behind me whom stays in my is in my back? Whomst are you? I did not invite you. Mile eight, no stopping. Okay. It's already a fuck of a- Yeah, I just just know. Mile nine, awesome! Best mile yet, because your vehicle might stall. Oh, fuck that.

If that happens, close your eyes until it starts again. And when it does, you better book it, bitch. Oh, I will, don't worry. Mile 10, don't look in the mirrors for any reason. There's gonna be things outside your car. There's gonna be people. Okay. They're apparently the people that this 11 mile road

didn't go so well for. Oh, nope. They're journey ended on the road. Hate it, they didn't follow the rules. Hate that. I'm not gonna lie to you. It really like scared the shit out of me when that lady bug landed on me.

Yeah, I'm stuck in the car. I'm like wicked spooked here. And then mile 11, guess what? Your car is gonna stall again. In front of a red light, do not look at the red light. Well shit, now I'm gonna look at the red light. Now prepare to be scared. I'm already scared.

Close your eyes and ears until the vehicle starts again, and then just ignore what's grabbing you, just ignore what's talking to you. What? And when the car starts up again, drive a bit ahead to a dead end. A dead end. Dead ends are always scary. There's a dead end near a post office that I go to and guess what? It scares me and I only go there in daylight.

I don't like any of this. Fuck that. Don't like it. Um, envision your wish while you're at the dead end. Oh, okay. And well, all this is going on. Just envision that wish. And see if what you wished for is now with you. Because at this point you're at the end of the journey and you're supposed to get for what you wished. Oh. It's said to check your trunk, but I'm confused because I'm not supposed to get out of the car. So I feel like that's like you trying to trick me. Yeah, I feel like that to dying. Yeah, I don't

Like I'm gonna get out of the car if you wish is with you, but is it really worth it? No, just like it's really not go by something that you none of these are worth it You know what I'm like and this is the secret go to target and just find something Exactly are worth it. You know what I mean? And this is the secret. Go to Target and just find something that you can really like and buy it. Exactly. And that's a majestic journey. You do not need to take this 11 mile journey. No.

No, we're things that touch you and radios that talk into you. Nobody touches you at Target. Nobody yells at you. There's no demons as far as I know. I mean, I, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've seen a few demons at Target, but probably not the same kind. Yeah. Okay, good. My last game. This one's real scary.

Did you save the best for last? It's called the Man in the Fields. Do I have to go to a field for this? No, but you need to have a backyard. I have one. Like a pretty good size backyard. So you need a backyard or like a garden or somewhere big behind your house that's a field would be preferable. But as long as you have like a big backyard, you should ideally to play this game, you would live in a kind of like secluded area area. I just think I'm sorry guys. A rural area. In the woods away from a lot of things. Which I wouldn't live there. So you need one room that has one door in it in your house. One exit, one entrance.

Just one door. Okay. One way in and one way out. You need a match or a candle or a lantern, some kind of thing that can burn. You also need some kind of protection object, whatever protection object of your choice, a crucifix, a, you know, I don't know anything else, that you use protection, a crystal,

some kind of talisman, some kind of totem that you find. A good luck charm. Something that is of your spiritual persuasion that makes you feel protected. Okay. You need a watch, not a cell phone a watch. Can you do this by yourself? Can you just with a friend? No, damn it. None of you is. You can have a friend. It needs to be dark out when you begin this, but it

needs to be before 12 a.m. when you begin this. Okay. And I'll explain to you why that's important in a second. Now you're gonna tell everyone to get out of your house like I said. So if you have a dance, you're gonna be very well second. Now you're gonna tell everyone to get out of your house like I said. So if you have a dance, you're gonna very well. Yeah, you're gonna be like, you know guys you got to get out. I have a hot date with a man in the fields and when they ask you who the fuck is the man in the field, you can be like, don't worry about it. Just get out. And they'll say, okay, so we just get out and everybody will get out. So just make everybody leave. You're gonna light that candle. You're gonna turn those lights off.. Always. Can have any light.

Do it. Then you're going to go outside and you're going to look up at your place of dwelling and you're going to ask seven times, but who will scare the crows away? You're going to ask that seven times. I don't even have a retort. Then you're gonna listen. And if no noise happens, then like cool, cool, cool no demon. But you don't get to just go back in your house. You need to dip and you can't come back until 6am. Okay. Because if there's no noise, shit still isn't okay. But the moral of the story is nothing is okay.

Yeah. If there's a voice, then you first shit your pants. And then second, this means it worked. Like you have summoned the man in the fields. And it will say, yeah, and he will say, he will whisper to you, that's not your biggest problem. Shot the fuck up. I don't know why, but that's fucking terrifying. That is so fucking

telling you. I'm telling you. This whole thing is terrifying. So once you hear that little little tidbit, you're gonna go inside your house. My entire body just jolted. Yeah, you're gonna go inside the house. Or if you're me, you're gonna say, nope, and you're gonna let the demon have your house. And you're gonna come back. Yep, see you later. So you're gonna say nope and you're gonna let the demon have your house and you're gonna come back. Yep see you later. So you're gonna go back in your house. But in going to bet he would just follow you. Probably because he seems like a pretty person like really what's that word? Persistent. Yeah persistent. I could not think of the word. So you're gonna go back in your house. You're gonna go to that room that only has one door in it. Okay, and you're gonna This is very important. Okay. You're gonna close anything in that room that can open

Anything drawers, closets, windows, little if you have an iPad in there Close your apps. You need to like it goes that foot like it says that you need to close Everything close anything that can be literally or figuratively opened. Close it. Very important. Are you being silly about the afternoons? I do not say that. Actually, it was literally like if you have a phone, close your phone, like close it all. And then it says leave your crucifix or you know any the thing that you have for protection leave that in the room. Yeah, then you leave the room Now everything in your house is going to be open suddenly when you leave that room Which scares a shit out of style it makes me think a six-sense or like paranormal activity when all the fucking cabinets open

That's scary shit. That's gonna happen Your job before 12 a.mam is to close everything in that house. Everything. Like I said, everything. So before you start this game, you better go through your house and you better study your fucking house and know every little thing that needs to be closed because if you forget something, shit, it's gonna be real bad for you. I'm a forgetful bitch. So I would not be good. So while you're going through your house, and it's dark. You don't have any light You're gonna walk through your house If you see a man, don't look at him. Obviously, just don't look at him. He's gonna be an ashen man is what he's called

What he is he's not the man in fields. He's like, he's part of the game. He's just making sure that thing, it's going fairly. He's just making, he's watching you. He's just making sure that you close and things. He's like, you know, the ref of the whole thing. And so he's, you know, he, but if you look at him, shit goes down. So don't look at him, you see him in your peripheral,

just, I'm gonna have the most fucked up. Just move about your life. So what's going to happen is you're going to be doing all this, you're going to close all the things while you're doing this, you don't look at the Ashenman and you don't look in the backyard. Oh, do not look in the backyard. Okay. Because if you look in the backyard. Okay. Because if you look in the backyard, you're gonna see a huge fucking scarecrow in the backyard, massive, like way bigger than any normal scarecrow. If you see this scarecrow, he sees you.

Yeah, he sees all. This is the dude. This is the dude we speak of. Mm-hmm. When he sees you, you have 60 seconds to run to your room that you have your protective thing and that has one door in it. And if you don't get there in time, he eats you. Or if you have left anything in that house open, it will allow him in and he will take your head. He will take your head. He will take your head.

He's gonna snatch up your head. I'm not willing to find out. So don't do it. Don't leave anything open and don't look in the backyard. I am sweating. If you don't look in the backyard, what you shouldn't, don't do it. Obviously.

And you have, and you've closed everything, you can close, you're gonna go to bed after you close all the shit. No, you're not. And you're gonna close your eyes. No, you're not. And you're also gonna close your mouth because those are the two things you need to close last. Now, what about your ears?

When they tell you to go, go to sleep in your like room that you have your safe thing in because that's supposed to be like your safe space. And if you have closed everything, he can't get in. But he's going to yell fucking threats at you. He's going to tell you he's going to kill you. He's going to tell you he's going to rip off your head if I get in there. Like he's going to scare the shit out of you until the sun comes up.

I suggest this awesome game called Yatsi instead. You know what? We have a game that's like little kid, bingo called Zing-o. But it's way more fun than this. I suggest Zing-o. So the whole thing you want to start before 12 midnight, yeah.

The reason for that is you need to shut everything in your house before midnight. So you want to start with enough time to shut everything before midnight, because if you don't shut everything before midnight, you're fucked and you're going to take your head before midnight. So you want to start with enough time to shut everything before midnight, because if you don't shut everything before midnight, you're fucked and you're going to take your head. So if you start three hours before midnight and you do it all right and everything,

then he grants you no illness, no injury, no physical, any bad thing for one year. Okay. So what about after one year? What about after one year? If you, well then you're on your own, I guess. But then if you finish two hours before midnight, he will give you all the physical health awesomeness,

and he will also give you no money issues for the year. Okay. And if it's one hour before, which they were like, no one's done it in one hour, so don't even try. Okay. If you do it one hour before, then you get total and complete safety for the whole year. Like everything will be perfect in your life.

Okay. No health issues, no money issues, no love issues. I think there's gonna be no perfect. But you don't wanna leave yourself just one hour because shit, you can't do it. It's just not possible. It's not possible. And you can't do it if you like, go and do It's not possible. You can't do it if you like,

we go and do it in like an empty house. Like people were asking like, can I do it in an empty house? And they were like, why would you do that first of all? But like, no, you can't do that. You can't do it in an empty house. You can't fool.

You can't fool this motherfucker. Can't do it. So that's the man in the fields game. Okay. Yeah. My last one is somebody that we all know and- An oldie buddy, goodie. We all know, and we all know, and know. Bloody Mary.

Ooh, girl. I'm going to say BM because I'm gonna. And because it stands for bowel movement, and that's funny. I knew you were going to say that, and I wish you had it. So yeah, I'm going to talk about that. You know, I did this in the second grade. Yeah, I do. Because I told you that before this, but I did this in the second grade. Yeah, I do. Because I told you that before this,

but I did wanna say I'm pumpkin. I did it like junior high, like normal, you know, well-adjusted. Me and my mom used to live with this older woman. We like rented a room in her house, and I still remember it. I, it was like a full-length mirror, and I was sitting on a chair and next to the door.

I did it like an idiot, and then it was all the lights off and then I ran downstairs screaming and I got in so much trouble. I feel it. All the trouble. I feel it. So anyways, so what you're supposed to do is there's a lot of different variations but the one that I went with that you're supposed to do is you turn off all the lights and you chant BM and you have to say the whole thing.

Into a mirror 13 times and And basically she's gonna- It's 13 times. 13. Some people say three and some people say 13. Either way, it makes sense. Nine-year-old dash did it 13. Because you gotta go harder, go home. So when you summon her, she's gonna maybe like

scratch your face, your whole bathroom is gonna fill with blood. She might drag you into the mirror. All of this sounds awesome. She might ruin your life forever. Yeah. There's no winning. Like nothing good happens. Like why do we have to win?

Yeah, I don't really know. So, Alan Dundee's, I think is how you say it, according to Howstuffworks.com. Love it. Says Bloody Mary is just like an initiation into becoming a woman. He says that girls do it at sleepovers and they're like about to hit puberty And he's like and involves blood in the bathroom, which like you know what that means. So it's like a swimming of age tail

Wow, you know just good old period fun. Yeah, so that's what Alan thinks wow other people think It has to do because like where does this legend come from? So where does it come from some people say Mary Tudor who she killed many Protestants and her nickname actually was bloody Mary Yeah, I think we covered some of that on one of our episodes maybe I don't remember maybe a legend episode I don't remember this gal we did cover some people say it comes from Elizabeth Boutree and And I wrote my girl. Remember her.

Remember her. She was the one that bathed in all the young girl's blood and like really tortured the shit out of people. She really did the damn thing. Some people say it comes from a woman named Mary who tricked these slaves during the Underground Railroad times and like tricked them to go the wrong way back and just like slavery.

And she tortured them and she killed them. Oh fuck, I think it's her. Probably. She was lynched on her own property because people knew that she was into like really dark magic. Yeah, and she was a fucking asshole. In Chicago. And the people who bought her house experienced all this weird shit.

Like it was this farmer guy and he would be like out in the fields working and his wife would like just be like doing her thing at the house and she once got locked in the barn like until he came home. Like she could knock it out of the barn. I don't love that. Dishes and shit would break in their house all the time

and then apparently the house burned down not once but twice. Holy shit. And also the guy that bought the house thought that maybe all this bad shit was happening because like he ruined her gravesite somehow like via his farming. Via his farming. But when he went and looked for it, he couldn't find her gravesite. Oh shit. So yeah, everybody knows about Bloody Mary, but I think a lot of times people question where

she comes from. That is, and that's the oldie but the goodie. Oldie but the goodie. You had to mention him. That you got to mention. So like we said guys, don't do these things. Don't fucking do any of this. We didn't even do this shit, and I'm scared just talking about it. And you know what, we did this because we thought it's spooky just to hear about them.

So that's all you need. Don't go do in it. Don't need anymore spooky spooky. And now, if you'll all forgive me, it's time for me to go watch that new show that we found on Netflix. What's it called? Skin Wars? Skin Wars.

It's really fucking good. Oh, and also, guys, we are watching Tiger King on Netflix. More importantly. And we are going to be doing some reaction things on Patreon. So we will be releasing those soon. We just have to finish watching the Doc series because I have three children

and it's really hard to watch these things. So we're making it, but we agree. Holy shit. Carol, Carol. Joe, Joe. Everybody else. So we need all of them. All of them.

It's wrong. It's a situation. It's insane. So look out for that. And more Patreon goodies come in your way. And we are going to get back on announcing some Patreon names. We are just doing an overhaul of Patreon. So stay tuned.

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