Morbid - Episode 506: Listener Tales 79
Episode Date: October 26, 2023It’s Listener Tales 78, and you know what that means… It’s brought to you by you, for you, from you, and ALL ABOUT YOU! This installment features a rogue silhouette ghost man, playful g...hosts, spontaneous fires, bone-boiling toilet bowl water, and floating obituaries. Truly, what more could you want?! If you have a listener tale you’d like to send in, please send it to Morbidpodcast@gmail.com :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey, weirdos, um-ish.
And I'm Elena.
And this is morbid, because's listener tails.
It's brought to you by you from Yelena La La Yo.
I know that we say this every time we have a listener tail, but now that we only do,
we're only allowed to do one every, what is it?
Every month, I think it is.
It feels so far between listener tails.
I know, it really does.
I wish we were allowed to do more.
Yeah, because they're fun.
And you guys liked them.
But, you know, here we are.
All's well in the dance while I suppose.
So it's spooky season.
So there you go.
So we picked a one that feels pretty spooky.
I think inspired, I would say.
I would say steal.
And I'm gonna start with one that's titled Listen or Tale.
What the fucking fuck did I see?
I hope you tell me,
because I don't know how I was in there.
So, and this one begins spooky tidings, Queens.
Spooky tidings.
I love that.
Attached as a putt of foe.
Of what I saw when I was a wee bitch
that is seriously disrupting my current mental stability.
Now I'm sharing it with you
because I don't wanna be awake all night alone.
You're welcome.
It's nearly four double space pages
because I'm a wordy dumbass.
You're not a dumbass.
Don't you dare say that.
But I have color coded my tangents in purple
in case you wanna shorten the story.
Wow. I love how organized some of you guys are. Most of you guys. You guys are on it. You are.
Like your listener tails are on it. I feel like like our listeners are the kind of people that
in school they have those little like highlighter tabs for each section of the book. Yeah. And I
always used to be so jealous of those people. I'd be like, wow, I want to be like you. You guys are inspiring. You are. Also, there's a little message at the end
to you guys that you can decide what to do with. Best switches, Sarah. I see what you did. I like that.
I love you, Sarah. It says, hello, you can use my name, which is Sarah, because one, I am out in
Proud Spooky Bitch, and two, because pretty much every white woman my age is named Sarah,
so I could literally be any white middle-aged bitch
on the call to sack obsessed.
You can also use my spouse's name,
because he picked it when he transitioned,
and we're fucking proud of it.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I've always been fascinated with ghost stories
and haunted houses ever since growing up
in a giant, centuries-old farmhouse as a kid.
I'm sorry, are you me?
I know. I don't believe are you me? I know.
I don't believe in ghosts.
Ooh, interesting.
Wow.
I don't believe in ghosts, but I love spooky stuff.
But again, and this is important,
I honestly do not think they are,
just so you know where I'm coming from in this story.
Until I was about eight, I did believe in ghosts,
and I 100% thought that the house was haunted.
But by the time this story happened,
I'd been convinced by my very not woo-woo family.
I was just imaginative.
No, it was so.
Below is a story that has made me question their assessment
and what really happened to me post-Talloween day
in this house.
The veil was still thin.
Yep.
And it says, along with all the side quests
because I have the attention span of a raisin.
So back to this house, just so you understand how fucking creepy this place was 10 miles
outside the nearest town, which was tiny, population 1500, which by the way is equal to the number
of people who perished in the Titanic disaster.
So every time I hear about the Titanic, I imagine my entire hometown floating around dead
in the ocean because my brain is a haunted attic and I live there.
I have to live there.
Our nearest neighbor was a farm a mile away.
When I say I was isolated, I mean capital I isolated.
In the winter, the pipes regularly froze, and so we had to walk out to the barn to pump
water out of the well, like fucking pioneers.
When the goddamn well froze because we live in Minnesota, which everyone says means clear water
in the Dakota language,
but I really wonder if it actually means
the fucking horse died,
so guess we have to live here now.
No.
And they just don't wanna say that.
So when the well froze,
we had to melt snow to get water
for cooking, drinking, and bathing.
Oh my.
And keep in mind, I did not live in yield times.
I was born in a 1977.
So I am the ass end of Gen X and nearly a millennial.
I was not the hall water from the well generation and yet there I was.
The day after Halloween when I was around nine years old, I was chilling at home by myself
because my parents had to work.
And in the late 70s, if you were old enough to dial them when one in case you died, you were old enough to stay on your own.
I think my mom had that same thought process in the 2000s.
It was weak.
So I was sitting on the extremely antique bed
in my parents' room, which is the same bed my grandfather
died in about 11 years earlier, which we were not rich.
So you didn't let a thing like a dead person spoil a perfectly
good and very valuable bed.
Oh my, my, my.
Also because I know you want to know this.
No, we did not buy a new mattress. Thank you very much.
I wish you could see my face right now.
I love you. I am shocked.
So I'm sitting there on the corpse mattress, and suddenly I feel spooked and look over towards the doorway of the room.
And there's a silhouette of a man standing there holding what appeared to be some kind of
hatchet or axe hanging by his side.
That's never good.
I don't know if you've ever been so scared your hands tangled.
Yeah.
That's how scared I was.
I could not see features.
It was just a dark shape of a person with the sun behind them.
I'm very surprised I did not scream or piss my pants because I'm pretty sure that is
what I would do now, but apparently nine-year-old me was a better adult than 45-year-old
me. So I just looked at this guy and said slowly to him, I'm going to close my eyes and count
to ten. And when I open them up, you are going to be gone. Wow, look at you just taking fucking charge
at nine for real. And that is what I did. I closed my eyes and counted out loud.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, and so on.
After I hit 10 Mississippi, I opened my eyes
and there was nothing in the doorway.
And I just went on with my life.
I loved it.
That goes.
He was like, oh, well, it sounds good.
He was like, I know who's calling the shots around here.
Yeah, he was like, all right, enough said.
I just thought I'd imagined it
because I was recently converted to my family's belief that I was just, I know who's calling the shots around here. And he was like, all right, enough said. I just thought I'd imagined it
because I was recently converted to my family's belief
that I was just imagining it.
It is an entire different story,
but my mom had recently told me stories
of how she used to see her deceased brother
in dark rooms as a child, or excuse me,
her deceased brother in dark rooms,
a child in young woman,
and that is how she got these hallucinations to go away. Oh, holy hell. So she saw her deceased brother in dark rooms when she was a child and as a young woman.
I think that's what she says. I see. And that's how she got these hallucinations to go away, she said.
And she says quote unquote hallucinations.
They're hallucinations and she got them to go away that way, but they were ghosts.
I'm not so sure. So that was that.
I once imagined a person in a doorway and I counted to 10 and they went away just
like my mom told me what happened.
Clearly, just a combination of too much candy, the Halloween vibe and my
overactive imagination.
That is until fast forward to me at 43 realizing I have a condition called
a fantasia.
A fantasia.
A fantasia. I was like a fantasia. Aantasia. Aphantasia. Aphantasia.
I was like, I'm phantasia.
Aphantasia.
This condition means that I have a complete inability
to voluntarily generate mental images.
Wow, I've never heard of that.
That is fascinating.
That is.
I literally can't see things with my imagination.
You know what?
I think I saw, and this is, I'm connecting
it to TikTok, of course. I think I saw a TikTok where someone's dad had that. Really? And
they were like trying to have their father conjure an image of them when he closed his eyes
and he couldn't do it. Like he was having trouble conjuring an image of them.
That's so interesting.
So I have heard of this and it is fascinating.
And I wonder if it, I mean, maybe you'll tell us more,
but I'm like, is that frustrating?
Or you could, but then you've never had that.
Yeah, you've never had it.
So, so I guess it wouldn't be a problem.
Unless people, like other people tell you what it's like
to imagine images and then you're like,
damn, I wish I could do that.
Damn, that's just wild. I know. So suddenly, as I was sitting there talking to my spouse
who does not have aphintasia about what it's like to have absolutely no mind's eye, how
I could not visualize anything when I closed my eyes during guided meditations, how I had
said I had an imaginary friend growing up, but I could never imagine what they looked like. Suddenly I went cold. Very quietly I said, Micah, I can't
see things with my imagination. Suddenly it dawned on me that the guy in the doorway,
I could not have imagined him there. I literally can't see with my imagination.
Oh, I just got a chill. Now it isn't proof that there was a ghost standing in the doorway.
Is it, this is people with aphantasia?
So aphants, probably.
I think it is.
With schizophrenia, do experience visual hallucinations.
And we are just as likely as anyone else
to catch a glimpse of something and not see it correctly.
Like when you catch a glimpse of your clothes
on the floor and think it's a dead body.
Just me.
Not just you.
Also unlike some, I hope it's a fans.
I feel like it probably.
I do see visual images in my dreams,
but I was not asleep at the time.
I'd been sitting there reading,
looked up from my book and saw it.
And after it was gone, I went back to reading.
You're a badass non-year-old.
I know I love that you're just like,
I would ship my pants. I've never had a hallucination before or since, you're old. I know I love that you're just like, I wish you both had.
I've never had a hallucination before or since in my life.
And I didn't glimpse that thing.
I looked at it long enough to say an entire sentence
out loud to it before closing my eyes and counting to 10.
So while I still refuse to believe in ghosts, Sarah.
Sarah, I think there are things that happen
that we have not scienceed out yet.
Okay.
And once we do science them, they will all make sense.
I do wonder what the fuck happened to me that day
and late fall and what it means for my skeptic status.
Well, that's what I wonder.
That's the thing.
I think if you want to look at it
from a scientific point of view,
which I enjoy.
Which, yeah, I know you love that.
And I think it helps to think of it as trapped energy.
Yeah.
You know, I think it goes as trapped energy.
Because you say you still refuse to believe in ghosts?
I think I'm like a little looser with my skepticism,
like that when I look at things
because I want to believe in ghosts.
And I do think there's something there
that I don't understand.
And I do think something happens after someone's gone.
Because it goes to blue in your ear.
Exactly. So that's the thing you're doing.
So I 100% am open to.
And I think Sarah, I think we can science you back into this.
I feel like.
Because I think ghosts are pretty science-y.
Yeah, I think they're super biological.
Super biological.
You know? Super natural biological. Super natural. So to close, I think they're super biological. Super biological. You know?
Super natural biological.
Super natural.
Super natural.
So to close, I may have seen a thing I have not believed in since I was in first grade,
or for one day in 1986, I had a very vivid visual hallucination of a creeper with a hatchet.
Also as an elder alphabet, Mafia, I would like to say that if you're a millennial, Gen Z,
or Gen Alpha, Gen Alpha, what are you doing here?
This is not suitable for your whittle baby ears.
And your parents are shitty about you being
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I am your new mom and my spouse is your new dad
and we love you and very proud.
We got you, we 100% got you.
Oh, Sarah, my God, I love you forever.
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that.
Sarah, you saw a ghost.
And I feel like, so it sounds scary because that person was carrying a hatchet or an
axe.
But you said that you lived in an old farmhouse.
So maybe it was just somebody whose job used to be to go out and do some farm shit.
Like, you know, cut a shit with an axe or hatchet.
And it's like a residual haunting
where they were just trapped in the pattern of their daily life.
And maybe they saw that you were a kid
and you were like, I'm gonna close my eyes
and you're gonna go away and he was like, oh shit.
Like I didn't mean to scare you.
I was just going out to chop some wood.
I didn't mean to freak you out.
And then he just like popped outside.
And maybe it was like a thing like in Beetlejuice
when he saw you and he was like,
what the fuck is this kid doing in my house?
And you were like, what the fuck is this man doing in my house?
So he was like, I'm gonna go outside
and you were like, I'm gonna keep reading.
And maybe he just went about your life.
Maybe he was like, I just saw ghost.
Yeah, you don't know.
Whoa.
But Sarah and Micah for the win.
For the win.
That's cool.
I like you guys.
I know, I like you guys a lot.
I like you guys. I feel you going out like you guys. I know, I like you guys a lot. I like you guys.
I feel you're going out for you guys.
Hell yeah.
Or two out.
Cause there's two of you.
For Mom and Dad.
Mom and Dad.
For Mom and Dad, Sarah and Micah.
I love Mom and Dad.
Oh, that was a good one.
Thanks Sarah and Micah.
All right, so my next one is the time I got heated
into a cemetery, my almost invisible man, listener toil.
Ooh, I'm in.
And let me open the dock.
It's his Habest Friends. My name is Bethany and I let me open the dock. It's his haybass friends.
My name is Bethany, and I'm obsessed with your podcast.
I like your name.
Tell ya.
Morbid is pretty much the only one I listen to.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
I tried hard to get into other ones,
but you ladies just take the cake.
Oh my god, I love cake.
Thank you.
I was gonna say that.
I love cake too.
The way you guys present the material in such a funny way,
while also showing respect and tribute to the victims
is just one of the reasons I love y'all. Thank you. My wife Katie and I listen to you every
time we get in the car. What's music anymore? I love you guys. That's all I feel about watch what
happens. Yep. It's like all I listen to. I doubt you guys will ever do a live show in Boringass,
Illinois and I said that on purpose. But it's just a silly joke. That made me upset. Good. But I
almost had one somewhere soon.
Unfortunately, this is not a put-a-foot
because technology, but I still
used an easy font to read and it's double-spaced.
Sorry, in advance for any grammar mistakes,
I have a psychology degree, not an English degree.
Ha-ha.
A few ladies enjoy, and I hope to hear this on the podcast soon.
I have several other stories I'll be submitting as well.
Hell yeah.
Well, here we go.
The time I almost got yeeted into the cemetery by an almost invisible man.
Once upon a time, I lived in one of the smallest most redneck towns I have ever ventured into.
This town was nicknamed Crossroads of America because of all the interstates intersected
here.
The ones running north and south as well as the ones running east and west.
The mix of local rednecks and out-of-town truckers always made things interesting in the way of stories at least.
Before I moved to this magical place
made up of cornfields, churches, and low class lazy bars,
I already had a little knowledge of some of the town's history
because I had friends that had lived there
their whole lives and had told me hundreds of stories.
One of the most, or excuse me, one of the places
I initially heard a lot about
was a place called Kazbar Cemetery. Supposedly, it was haunted. Me coming from an extremely,
extremely religious family had never really believed in anything supernatural. A theme.
A theme emerges. Always. And I always questioned people who told me stories claiming to have
experienced or interact with ghosts and spirits.
Almost everyone I knew had some kind of crazy story about this place.
No matter who told me the story or who they were with or how much they swore crazy things happened there,
I still refuse to believe it. No matter how many times I heard about some supernatural experience,
I still wasn't convinced.
Until the day I decided to find out for myself.
It was a typical evening
in F&Ham, Illinois. Why does that, like, I love saying that. F&Ham?
F&Ham. F&Ham. That's great. Like F&Ham. I love it a lot. F&Ham. We were all
bored as hell and itching for something to do. I've been, and sorry, I've been in everyday
weed smoker since I was 18, so that was my usual form of entertainment. My friends would come over and we'd smoke at my house, outside my house, in the car,
on the way to go somewhere, and any time in between.
We always managed to find ourselves on some sort of crazy fun adventure,
even if it was just driving down back country roads, smoking, listening to music,
and stopping at cool places to take pictures.
Occasionally, we'd go geocaching.
Geocaching.
Geocaching?
We were down for anything. So when the subject of Casbah came up, I was starting to regret having such an open-minded, spontaneous friend group because I knew they would all
want to go and all of them had been before multiple times.
Now, I consider myself a pretty badass bitch and there aren't many things I'm scared of,
but ghosts and spirits, hard fucking pass for me.
I'm always the most chill laid-back person in a group,
so everyone knew I would eventually cave.
After about 30 minutes of relentless begging and coaxing me,
I finally decided I'd go, what the hell?
I wasn't really, it wasn't really haunted anyway,
so what was the worst that could happen?
Always the best question now.
I know, it's always interesting to be,
aww. What did you just do?
Oh, Baffa Met just stabbed my fucking foot, dude.
I don't think we should put it on Baffa Met.
I think you struck him with your foot.
I did strike him with my foot and it hurts so bad.
I don't even care if you leave it in, but fuck that hurt.
We have a little, oh, bonk.
Oh my god, I just became the sacrifice.
Fuck dude.
I'm so like, don't put it on that for me.
I love that you were like, are you okay?
I was like, he did not step me.
You were like, my baffee didn't do shit.
You just stomped him.
Oh, I did, sorry baffee,
but you should be sorry for being so spanky as well.
And he said no.
He's sharp, so be careful.
Yeah, he doesn't like only have his head booped.
Well, she should have left him on the ground, okay?
Fuck, this was your fault.
You're the worst.
Okay, I hate you.
I don't hate you.
I don't, you know.
It just to be clear.
Yeah, obviously.
But yeah, just also just to be clear,
we have like a little statue of Baffy
and he was on the floor
and I like struck my foot down upon him. He didn't stop me. He did not. But that hurt so bad. Yeah.
Anyways. Fuck. Damn. It wasn't really haunted. Oh, I was gonna say, maybe Baffy was like,
hey, don't talk shit, but here I am. Sorry, Baff said and learn. It's always funny to
me when people are like, I don't believe in like haunted stuff. Like the ghosts aren't
real, but then they're scared to go to a haunted location.
Yeah, she's like, you say a little part of you believe.
You know?
I just always love the what's the worst that can happen.
I'm like, well, the universe is conjuring that for you now.
I'll carry that in the end.
And find out.
But they said, it wasn't completely dark yet, so that made me feel a little more comfortable.
Yeah.
We all piled into the car and got our blunts rolled and our playlists ready.
And the driver's seat was one of my best friends at the time, Jade. And the passenger seat was my
wife at the time. We'll call her Casey. I was in the back seat directly behind the driver.
I did just burp through that word. I'm sorry. And my other friend Mini was in the back seat next to me.
Although I was not happy about going, this group of people was a good one. Nobody did drugs
besides smoking weed, which isn't a drug. Nobody had any type of mental health issues and everyone was
super chillin' down to earth. I knew none of them would pretend they saw something that
they didn't or purposely try to freak me out. Anyway, I reluctantly said, let's get this
over with before it gets too dark. So we headed out. To get to Caspar, you had to go out
of town about 10 miles down Curvy narrow country roads. I fucking love it.
I mean to this. I love it!
Honestly, thinking back, it seemed pretty hidden. You wouldn't know it was there if you didn't know it was there.
And probably for good reason, but did our stone dasses care? Fuck no.
Fuck no. Fuck no.
On the way there, of course, everyone started talking about all the crazy experiences
they had out at Caspar.
Red eyes staring at them from the middle of the woods
surrounding the cemetery, hearing voices when nobody was there,
having car problems while on the property, you name it.
They all had at least three stories of peace about this place,
whatever, I still didn't believe any of it.
You did.
You did.
Once we got close to Caspar,
the road quickly got narrower
and narrower.
It's almost like the road is like, you don't want to go here.
It's like chill.
It's like, no, I don't know.
Hanging crooked from a tree was a faded, barely legible sign
that said Caspar cemetery.
I love it.
Aero pointing to an even narrower dirt road.
Doesn't sound sketchy at all, right?
I'm obsessed with this.
I love it.
We slowly turn down the road.
And when I say narrow, I mean narrow is fuck y'all. There was barely enough room for our car and definitely not too.
The road was dirt and there was a ditch on either side that dropped down about five feet.
Fuck that. That makes me nervous because you feel trapped. Well, another car's coming.
Bethany said that alone made me nervous. There you go. This road was probably about half a mile long
and was surrounded by thick woods and trees
that slumped over, creating a blanket of leaves above us,
making everything seem darker and creepier
than it already was.
As soon as we pulled onto the dirt road,
the energy in the air felt different.
Not necessarily bad or scary, just noticeably different.
Because of the shape of the road,
we continued on extremely slowly.
A little relevant background info on the place.
Casmar had been called haunted for years and years. It was very old, and nobody living in the area
at the time had any relatives buried there. Well, maybe like generations ago, but nobody personally
knew anyone buried there because the cemetery had been closed many years before any of us were
even born. So if someone was at Caspar, it was either to do something illegal
or try to get something supernatural to happen.
That's awesome, except for the illegal part.
Because the property was known for drug use
and other illegal activities,
if the owner of the land saw anyone there,
he would immediately call the cops.
So not very often, did you run across anyone else out there?
If you did happen to see someone,
they usually dipped out fast as hell
to avoid getting in trouble. That makes sense. Anyway, we were about halfway down the start road when this dark
medium-sized SUV started coming toward us. Anyone who was familiar with this road knew that it wasn't
wide enough for two cars and you had to wait for one car to go all the way down the road before
another car could start coming the opposite way. There was nowhere on this road to pull over on
the side or to get out of the way.
At first, we figured the person coming toward us
would realize the road was too narrow
and reverse far enough for us to get past.
But instead, he kept coming toward us,
moving closer and closer to our side of the road.
This is freaking me out.
I don't like it.
We had already moved over to the side
as much as we possibly could.
If we moved anymore, we would have fallen down in the ditch.
It was around dusk at this point, so although we could make out the color and shape of the car coming toward us,
we couldn't get a clear picture of what the driver looked like.
His face and head almost looked transparent.
I don't know any other way to describe it.
I could tell that he was white and had dark hair, but that was about it.
He was staring straight at us through his windshield as he continued to get closer and closer
to us.
What was he doing?
He could obviously tell he was about to run us off the road.
When he was about six feet away from our car, he finally started slowing down and I let
out a sigh of relief.
And then something even weirder happened.
Even though the car was fine and had been driving perfectly fine this whole time, all
of the sudden the car started veering to the right all by itself.
The driver, Jade, was turning the steering wheel to the left and it kept pulling to the
right.
We had two choices.
Stop the car completely and risk having an interaction with this creepy dude who had
tried running us off the road or continue driving in hope that we could make it down
the rest of the road without wrecking.
After seeing the mysterious man had completely stopped his car at this point, we decided to keep going.
I can't even explain the pull we felt on the car. Someone or something was trying to pull us off
the side of the road and hard. Between worrying about that and trying to figure out who this dude was
and why he was trying to run us off the road, my head was spinning. Finally, we made it to the end of
the road into the entrance of the cemetery.
There was a small little spot just big enough
to turn around to head out.
We pulled in and sat facing the cemetery
so we could keep a watch out for anything strange.
I was praying that nothing scary would happen.
We were only there about 10 minutes
when the SUV, SUV, I don't know what happened to me.
So when the SUV came speeding into the lot, we were in and pulled up right next to us.
I would have shed myself.
Yep.
If it had been a cop, he definitely would have gotten out of his vehicle to see what we
were doing.
And it was the same car that had tried to run us off the road.
As he pulled, as he slowly pulled up perfectly parallel to our car and came to a stop, our
face is all turned white as if we'd seen a ghost.
Because maybe we fucking had.
I think you had.
I think you had.
To this day, I still cannot accurately describe the description of this man.
Nothing does it justice.
This man definitely had a human body in features, but his face was really almost transparent, very
white, but transparent-like.
I feel like people say that about us because we're so pale.
I was going to say, if people say that about me all the time.
Yeah.
His facial features were a little blurred,
but we could definitely make out that this was,
that it was a man with dark hair, medium-sized,
and driving a dark SUV.
This thing kept staring at us.
It took all of two seconds for me to demand
that Jade put the fucking car into driving
at the hell out of there.
I wasn't sticking around to find out
what was gonna happen next.
I hadn't expected to see anything weird
while we were there, let alone a man-like creature
who seemed to be really unhappy with us.
After a few more seconds of staring,
Jade finally put the car into drive
and started to pull out of the cemetery
and onto that god-awful narrow dirt road.
We got about five feet away from the other vehicle
when he jerked his car into drive
and peeled out in order to get behind us and quickly.
This is when the panic really started to set in.
This definitely was not the owner of the cemetery
or even someone visiting a grave.
Who was he and why was he following us aggressively?
The panic was thick in the air,
but we were all trying to stay calm
to avoid freaking each other the fuck out.
This dude kept following us, riding our ass.
Like literally, he was almost touching our bumper
with the front of his car.
He didn't honk, flash his lights,
or use any hand motions to signal us to stop.
So what the fuck did he want?
To terrorize you?
Literally.
Jade drove as fast as she could,
but it was very difficult considering the condition of the road.
The last thing we wanted was to slide off the road
or hit anything,
forcing us to stop the car and dealing with whatever the stew'd wanted.
We're jade.
I know.
I'm feeling for jade right now.
Seriously, I'm also like, you're all stoned.
Well, this is happening.
That's like another level of panic.
I'm so pretty up there.
That's horrible.
As I mentioned before, this road was about a half a mile long.
And when you can only go 20 miles an hour and have to dodge potholes and animals, it can take a while to get to the end. We didn't have too much further to
go, but it seemed like a thousand miles. At this point, we were all panicking. We were out in the
country alone at night with no cell service. What were we going to do if he somehow caught up with
us, or got out of his car, or even worse? In the next five seconds, this dude got as close to the
back of our car as he possibly could. I'm sure he was actually probably touching the
back of our car with his at this point. It definitely seemed like he was trying to
run us off the road as fast as possible. Right when my anxiety hit the fan, I looked up
in the rear-view mirror and the dude was gone. I mean, vanished. His car was nowhere in sight.
When one second prior, he had been right on our tail.
Remember, this road was so narrow
that it wasn't possible to turn around,
and there were no other roads to turn down off this road.
He literally had been right there.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm like that is terrifying.
And to terrorize you like right to the point
and then just be like, bye.
Bye.
Just poof the fuck.
I announced to everyone in the car
that there was no longer a creeper behind us.
No one believed me until they rolled down their windows,
stuck their heads out and saw for themselves.
They all were as shook as I was, where the fuck did he go? By this point,
we had slowed down to a stop, still in shock. We sat there for a minute or two, thinking
and going over what had just happened. We had all seen it. None of us were on any drugs
besides the weed that we had smoked, and we all were called the exact same details.
That is fucked. The end of the road was literally 50 yards in front of us. Jade put the car
and drive and sped to the end of the road.
We pulled out onto the paved road and sat and waited.
We didn't know what we were waiting for,
but I think we were all hoping to discover
some sort of explanation, but the dude never came out.
We waited for probably 30 minutes trying to see
if he had reversed all the way back to the cemetery,
or if he was eventually going to come out onto the main road,
but neither happened.
It would be next to impossible to reverse all the way back down that road
with all the sharp turns and potholes and ditches.
Did he fucking vanish? Were we all tripping?
Either way, we all decided right then and there
that we would never be visiting that place again.
Although my friends had all been there multiple times
and had seen supernatural things happen,
for some reason this was so much scarier.
I've come up with so many explanations in my head for what I think could have happened,
but honestly, I think Caspar was truly haunted, and that some force or spirit did not
want us there that day.
From the creepy dude trying to run us off the road to the even more creepy unknown force
trying to pull us off the road, to the ghost-like transparent mystery man tailing us, and then disappearing. I've thought about this evening many times, many,
many times, and I will never know what truly happened, but it will always be an experience
I will never forget. And next time someone asks me to go with them to the haunted cemetery,
I'll probably just say no. Thanks for reading ladies and keep it weird, but not so weird
that take it away, Ash. Not so weird that you get convinced to go
to a spooky cemetery while you're super,
do you pursue it and you drive all the way there
and you get ran off the road almost
and the guy disappears.
That was a scary fucking tale.
That was really freaky, man.
That's a good little spooky tale right there.
I don't like it.
Because I cannot, I can't give you an explanation for that.
Yeah, I really hate it.
But I'm sure that changed your view of haunted things.
Because how do you explain that?
Yeah, I don't know how you explain that at all.
Like logically.
Damn, Bethany.
Ooh.
I feel for you, I feel for Jade, most of all,
for having to drive to be honest.
I'm very, I'm like, are you J.D.U. okay?
Yeah.
That's traumatizing.
That's a lot.
Having that on your shoulders, you're like,
I can't make this fall into the ditch.
Because every old guy maybe.
I just don't know.
That's so scary.
Damn.
All right.
Well, the next one is,
Listener Tale, the time a double murderer
stayed in my guest room for a week.
Oh, yeah.
Just that.
Hello, Elena Nash.
I've been bingeing your podcast for the past couple of
months and just had to share a few of my own experiences
with you both.
The first is about the time my path crossed with a double
murderer and sags into the paranormal.
Oh, I love all this.
Ooh.
I look forward to hearing your reactions when and if you
choose to read this on listen or tell those episodes. But regardless, I love all this. Ooh. I look forward to hearing your reactions when and if you choose to read this on
this in our Tales episodes. But regardless, I know you two will appreciate the
random collection of events and happenings.
Enjoy. Yay.
PS, I'm also attaching photos of my current furry friends, Wesley, Jacks, and Chloe.
Oh, my God.
All our rescues. Oh, I love it. I love them so much.
Oh, my God.
Oh, and you live in a 120-year-old house. I love that. And Jack them so much. Oh my god. When you live in a 120 year old house, I love that.
And Jackson's a Chooey-Me.
A Chooey-Me. That's a great name for a dog, or a great name for a dog breed.
Ooh, your house is beautiful.
I am going to censor this listener's name and also the name of the double murder in
here because they did not specifically state whether we could use it and it feels a little
precarious to me.
So I just don't want to put anybody in a weird spot.
Yeah.
So I...
Nicole.
That's my little name.
There you go.
I, Nicole, found myself listening to a listener tale today and realized exactly why I'm addicted
to listening to your podcast, especially the listener tales.
See, I knew you guys loved them.
I caught myself totally engaged while following a three-minute discussion of whether peanut butter
is savory or not.
When it clicked, I too have a stream of consciousness that makes absolutely random connections and
leaps like you to do.
And it feels so comfortable to just listen to yours.
I love this constantly-concerned stream of consciousness so much, even so much, even
with the stories ranged from home invasions to demon possessions
I settle into listen to you to you Elena Nash and I feel like I'm wrapping myself up in a well-worn and
Favorite quilt that is the perfect texture and weight. I think that might be the best compliment I've ever received
We are your quilt. I also am such a blankity girly. Yeah
Like as I put my blankety robot right now.
As I put my blankety robot right now.
I love that.
That is a high compliment.
That is great.
I just got a really cute Halloween blanket
that I'm going to get you one of too.
Oh, I love the Halloween blanket.
I meant to tell you that earlier.
Thanks.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
I have a few stories to share with you today
and I guess I will do this in consecutive order
because why not?
I will start with the time a murderer
came to stay in my guest room for a week.
I have to confess that I am Generation X
and I used to listen to Art Bell.
Think mature, white dude with a bent for conspiracy
and the unusual on the radio.
I know who Art Bell is.
From midnight to 2 a.m. when I couldn't fall asleep.
Counter-intuitive, I know, but I could fall asleep
to stories and interviews about ghosts,
all things paranormal, as well as government conspiracies.
The only stories that truly freaked me out were the alien abduction episodes.
For a couple weeks after those shows, I would constantly jerk awake positive that I would
be sucked out from my home through the closed windows to be probed and no amount of blankets
would save me.
The point to my ramblings is my openness to all things strange and scary,
which you would think would have made me a little more discerning about who I allowed into my home.
Anyways, fast forward to several years later when I bought my first home.
I had a guest room that occasionally was used as such, but one day my cousin, I'll say,
Zoe, called me and asked if she could rent the room as she just got a job in
Calgary.
I happily agreed as I was struggling with all the associated expenses.
Why was that so hard to say?
Associated expenses.
It's a lot of essays.
Yeah, associated expenses that I took on with home ownership and could use the rental
income.
When Zoe moved in or perhaps in the phone call
when she asked me to live with me, she told me in full transparency that her boyfriend,
Carl, Carl, not be moving to Calgary with her, had been charged that year with a double
homicide of his landlords in British Columbia. Oh, in spite of them finding his DNA on the
tape used to tie them up, he was released
eventually as there was insufficient evidence to convict him.
Blink, blink, blink, blink.
So he assured me that of course he didn't do it.
I naively believed her and she moved in.
Oh my, the DNA do be there.
A few months after my cousin took up residence, all was going well and Zoe informed me that
Carl, the murder suspect boyfriend,
was coming to Calgary to visit her. And she asked if I was okay for him to stay in her room with her.
No! A accommodating soul that I am. I agreed to this as long as they were both okay with sharing
her single bed for a week. She assured me this was good with them and so he came to stay.
The murder? Nicole. Nicole.
While Carl was visiting, I did not see him hardly at all, as they were busy both in my
cousin's room and going out on the town.
The week passed with zero incidents, and I think I only spoke to him when he first arrived.
A few weeks passed following Carl's visit, and I came home after work and was visiting
with Zoe at the kitchen table, when I noticed a business card laying on the table,
I picked it up to read that it belonged to a constable
of the RCMP, Royal Canadian Mounted Police for non-Canadians.
I was confused about what it was doing there
and my cousin brushed it off as nothing.
I'd be like, you're putting me in danger, girl.
Truly, the police officer had a few questions for her,
likely triggered by Carl's visit.
She assured me that
they were just asking her routine follow-up questions, trying to find out if he had shared
any details about the murder with her. You know the one that he didn't commit.
During his stay or any time previously, but she assured me that, you know, as he had
not murdered anyone, there was nothing to tell. Again, I believed her. You're a good-ass
cousin. You're the best cousin.
Yes, I'd say to any of my cousins listening.
Nah.
Let me tell any of my cousins,
I'm not that good of a cousin.
No, me either.
The next few months that Zoe lived with me,
our landline had a hollow echo
and this persisted until I moved a year or so later.
What?
Were your phone staffs?
A hundred percent.
I found out much later that while she lived with me
and for a time afterwards, my home was not only under surveillance, but our phone had been tapped as they still
believe they had arrested the right suspect, but lack of evidence to prove it yet.
Yo. Zoe eventually moved with Carl to Quebec, and I learned a couple years later that she
and the Carl had, she and the Carl, it says the, yeah, she, I like that. She and the car, it says the, I like that. She and the car all had been befriended
by a couple of undercover police officers
as part of a Mr. Big Sting operation.
And the police finally were able
to collect enough evidence, likely in the form
of a confession for them to arrest
and eventually convict him of double homicide.
I forget the case where I learned
about Mr. Big Sting operations, but I love that they're called Mr. Big. Yeah.
It was only then I found out the details.
He had brutally murdered the couple and attempted to obscure evidence by
lighting the home on fire.
I googled Carl again recently and found out that he will be eligible for parole
in the next couple years.
Well, shit.
That is why we took out a small part that could have kind of connected it to what this is.
Because again, I don't know if this listener would like to be connected.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just looking out for you, girl.
Just looking out for you.
I am grateful that I was as oblivious as I was during that time since it turned out okay.
I was not at risk as the murders had been drug-related, so the risk to my law abiding person
was really very low. But still, G's was eye naive and accepting to allow even someone who had been
charged with murder into my home. I mean, I actually shared a toilet in a shower with a
convicted murderer and I am much more discerning now.
That's quite a thought.
Damn. If that's not enough excitement in my life, let me tell you about how recently
a ghost showed up in our team Zoom meeting. I've been dying for that to happen. And it never has. The company I worked for returned to the
offices in July of 2021. After almost a year of working from home in like many offices, we continue
to do staff meetings for the entire office staff by Zoom as we did not have a big enough space to sit
six feet apart. Anyways, as bizarre as being back in the office
in order to meet in person, but then having
to close our office doors to prevent echo
while instead meeting on Zoom was,
let's throw the office ghost into the mix.
Prior to the era, we shall name work from home.
We had several unusual occurrences in the woman's washroom.
Our paper towel dispensers were battery-operated.
The kind you had to wave your hand in front
of to the sensor to activate. Weakly at minimum and often more frequently, I would be sitting in the
stall for a few minutes and while no other person was in the washroom, the dispenser would activate.
Only the one on the left hand side and only after it had been behind the closed stall door for a couple minutes.
The right one never activated except the normal way, but the left one would dispense so often
that the battery drained several times during the time I worked there.
And I don't recall the right side ever needing to be replaced.
What the fuck?
Additionally, I had a couple of co-workers who used the middle stall, not my stall of
toe choice, who were freaked out when the water and the toilet bowl became boiling hot while
they were seated.
What the fuck?
It wasn't until later that either one admitted this because they were afraid of being
called crazy, but the one coworker told me she even jumped up and held her hand closely
above the water and it was steaming hot.
I'm like, you should probably tell someone about that.
But I digress.
Anyways, following our return to the office,
paranormal activity in the washroom increased,
and instead of just dispensing a single sheet of paper towel,
I noticed one particular day that there
was a tall stack sitting on the counter
where it had to spend several feet of toilet of paper towel.
And while still connected to the holder,
it was neatly piled back and forth on itself in a stack.
I mean, okay, at least they're neat.
Yeah, you know.
The building operator had decided at this time
that they were tired of being called to replace batteries,
so instead, so remove the automatic dispensers
and replace them with the old-fashioned manual press
to release ones.
At this same time, they also installed automatic flush toilets, so our resident ghosts took
to making the toilet flush a second time.
After the stall was exited and we were about to leave the washroom.
He's like, let me one-up you.
He's like, we don't really got to get this gone.
I share all this boring run of the Mill Moot ghostly activity to explain what happened next.
One fine day, about a month after being back in the office full-, we all jumped on to our respective computers to join the Zoom team meeting. Let me remind you
that we were all separated by our individual offices and had our doors closed. Mine was actually
locked because I always forgot to take off the automatic lock. This is important later in my story.
Anyway, we were proceeding with the meeting as per, if a Zoom staff meeting can be termed usual.
When my boss interrupted the meeting to ask, can I ask you all something?
Of course we all agreed.
And she went on to inquire if anyone else could see the man standing behind Nicole, that
would be me.
I laughed it off and said that it was just the office ghost and also pointed out the big
e-mew picture hanging behind me saying, that is perhaps what she had seen. Everyone had a good laugh about the office ghost and we went on with the meeting.
Later in the day, my boss and another co-worker were discussing the sighting and he finally
fest up that he had seen the same figure that had not thought any little but had not thought
anything of it as he had been used to seeing various alive family members
pass in the background of his online students for so long that it didn't register.
Oh.
So he's like, oh, I just thought it was somebody passing that.
Right.
My boss described seeing a man come behind me and he bent over as if picking something up.
My coworker then described seeing a man in a plaid shirt, pants, suspenders, and a cap, standing behind me
before the man turned and exited out my doorway,
which I will remind you was not only closed,
but also locked at the time.
And it's like you would have heard it open.
So like what?
You just walked through the door?
Yeah, right.
When I was telling our admin that,
what they said about what they saw,
she also admitted that a few minutes prior
to my boss interrupting the meeting with her odd question and with all other stuff behind
their respective, all other staff behind their respective office doors, plus visible
on camera for the meeting, a voice had called her by name from behind where she was seated,
two times, and no one was there.
No client could have entered as the doors were locked because we were close for the meeting and she would have seen them enter anyways because her
desk faced the entry door. Shortly after she heard a disembodied voice call
her name, my boss interrupted the meeting to ask about the man standing
behind me on camera. I wish that we had been recording the
meeting as I cannot explain how only two people saw him and I was not one of
those people in spite of being the one that the ghost was standing by.
And I later asked the local historian
about buildings on the property prior to the office building,
which is about 30 years old.
He told me that at the office location
had been a few homes in the early 1900s
that had been chopped up in a smaller apartments.
And that it was likely that there may have been
a few single males renting any one of those apartments at one point.
I have always considered the office goes to be a friendly sort
and he always gave off helpful custodian vibes.
Oh.
He was likely in my office fussing over a few things
that had been lobbed towards the waste basket
and had not quite made it in.
I hadn't even spent two evenings alone at work
catching up on files so I could work while not being interrupted
by co-workers' clients.
But never once felt unsettled, even when the janitorial staff had finished and turned
off most of the lights before leaving for the evening.
Perhaps he was just watching out for me.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Now, if that isn't enough strangeness, let me tell you about the time my moon water
leapt off my living room stool and spilled all over the floor.
It's not the moon water!
A few years back before I moved into my current home,
I was renting an apartment in an old building.
I did experience a few odd things there,
and eventually I got the hell out after the final incident.
But I digress.
During the pandemic, I started to become more spiritual
versus religious and began to explore my pagan roots.
Hell yeah.
I think crystals in moon water rituals, et cetera.
Oh, we know.
On the second full moon in October, which so happened to also fall on a full moon in 2021,
I decided to make moon water.
It was supposed to be a super potent falling,
it was supposed to be super potent falling
on this auspicious super moon, plus all halos eve.
So I decided to use one of those big-ass pickle jars
that holds a couple gallons,
because of some moon water is good,
while more is better, right? Oh, yeah, I made my moon water that night
and sharing I put it away in my linen closet
before the morning light hit it
because I was not sure how I wanted to use it yet
and because, well, ADHD.
I completely forgot about it until a couple months later.
A couple months later, I decided to clean out my linen closet
and found the moon water and proceeded to move it as far
as my living room stool slash ottoman,
where it sat for a few more weeks because if you have ADHD and have ever cleaned
out a closet, you know.
One day while I was speaking with a client over the phone that jar leapt from the stool
and proceeded to spill all over my living room floor.
I shouted, dropped my phone, with the client still attached and jumped up to grab towels
to mop it up.
All while said client was wondering what had just happened. I didn't have the heart to tell him that my moon water got
tired of not being used and decided to cleanse my living space in one fell swoop.
I had a few unexplainable experiences in the same apartment and a few weeks after the
moon water episode. I also had a very lovely visitation from a deceased loved one that I
had hoped to encounter for some years, but never did, until 2021.
That's beautiful.
About 20 years ago, I adopted a lovely black and tan minied.
How do you say this one?
Doxan.
There you go, named Toby.
Who was my soul dog?
I have had dogs before him and since, but none I have connected with quite like Toby.
I mean, he licked my ankles dry when I got out of the shower, and how can you replace
that?
Toby had passed around the time period,
and I've been falling asleep listening to late-night radio with Art Bell.
And Art would interview people who had lost a beloved pet
and had experienced a ghostly visit from the pet after they had passed. I used to wish desperately that Tony would do that to me, but alas, he never did.
Until he did.
Fast forward to 2021, and I'd brought home a Chihuahua named Chloe to foster because
she bit everyone, including me when she first met me. Chloe was, and it says foster, quote unquote.
Right.
Chloe was more comfortable sleeping out in the living room,
following a good night's snuggle.
But Wesley and Jack's, my other two dogs,
preferred to sleep in my bed and touching me.
Anyway, it was the wee hours of the morning,
and I was still half asleep and trying to decide
if I could fall back to full sleep,
or if I had stumbled to the washroom to pee
without waking myself up.
Ugh, the worst.
I remember smiling to myself because I could feel jacks down by my calves.
Wesley had his usual roost up on my pillow, wrapped her on my shoulder, and I could feel
Chloe tucked in behind my knees under the blankets.
I felt so loved and grateful that Chloe felt part of the pack enough to snuggle right
in. Just then I heard a tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-t-tic-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-t-tic-tic-t-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-t-tic-tic-t-ic- Later that week, while I was eating at a restaurant with a good friend who happens to see ghosts routinely, she stopped in the middle of what she was saying to look oddly at me,
and she told me there was a short-legged black dog around me and said restaurant,
and it confirmed that I was not losing my mind.
I then told her what had happened earlier, and she said, yes, he's watching over you.
Oh!
I will conclude this rambling episode with one more weird story, also related to the same apartment.
About a year before I moved there, I smelled smoke off and on one evening for about 15 minutes.
In spite of covering the entire apartment while sniffing like a bloodhound, I could not
locate the source of the hot electrical smoke smell.
I plugged everything frantically and continued sniffing until my break or bluestuddenly.
I discovered that my
fridge, which had been closely wedged in and in close space, had likely overheated and
caused and had shorted causing the motor to blow. When I pulled the fridge out and looked,
the hot wire had melted the insulated coating and melted right through, but thankfully tripped
the breaker before starting a fire. Wow. This was inconvenient to be sure, but on life went.
A few months later, I was in a Zoom meeting as I was working from home at the time when
I had a loud banging on my door down at street level.
As I lived in a sketchy area, I never answered my door unless someone was texting that they
were here and I needed to let them in, so I ignored the banging.
When it happened again and louder, I threw up the window to shout down to tell them to leave me alone, only to see faces looking up at me and a fire rig
parked down the street. What the heck? So I evacuated and let the fire department
tramp through my apartment looking for hot spots as the business downstairs could smell
smoke, but no one could locate a source. It turned out to be a ballast in an overhead
light in the business space below that almost
started fire, but they located and removed the light and all was good for a while.
A few months later, I was again working from home and a repeat of loud banging occurred
and it was very frantic, so I immediately stuck my head out the window to find out what
the problem was.
I saw upturned faces and people pointing up in screams to grab my dogs and get out that the
roof was on fire. This time another electrical fire started. This time in the back apartments and
flames were leaping from the windows to the roof. The back apartment had a dog that thankfully got
out the window and onto the roof and was rescued by neighboring business people. After that very
traumatizing day and the third electrical fire incident, I decided
I didn't need any further hints that I needed to move.
For real.
I located a house to rent and now live in a 120-year-old heritage home on the edge of a
park and walking trails with flower beds and grass and beautiful trees.
I love my little home with badly painted walls and scratched floors and add on washroom
over what used to be a coal shoot.
Remember that indoor plumbing was only made common
in all homes in the 40s and 50s.
The energy here has really felt lovely from the start,
but I did smudge it upon moving in,
and I've never experienced anything odd
in spite of the original owner reading tea leaves and tarot.
I did notice that someone long before me
had tied bells to both the screen door and the interior door.
And I wonder if that had been enough to warn away unwanted energies.
Probably.
I added my own touch, a beautiful broom which can be used to protect the doorway and
sweep out unwanted energy when negative still alive people leave.
Thank you for reading my audit sort of men of stories, as I'm sure this is the only
place I can share all of them together without ending up at a 48 hour hold at a hospital.
Keep it weird, but not so weird that you end up agreeing to host a murder
for a week and end up with your phone snapped and under police,
subred surveillance.
What a wild life you have lived.
What a fucking journey you just took me on, girl.
My goodness.
Holy shit, Nicole.
That is wild.com.
And yeah, like we took out the one little part
where I kind of identified what murder this was,
just because I really don't want to connect this person to it
if, you know, he just don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
So that was a wild story.
Seriously.
And damn, and your baby, your little fur babies are adorable.
I know they're so cute, and I love Lil Chihuahua.
And I love your broom and your bells,
and your, just that she showed us a little corner of her home. And I love Lil Chowawa. And I love your broom and your bells. And your, just the, she showed us a little corner of her home.
And it looks like my fucking dream.
It's like cozy AF.
Yeah.
I love it.
Do we have time for one more?
I think we have time for one more.
All right.
I'm gonna do listener tale.
A ghost saved my husband's family question mark.
Oh.
And it hasn't attached.
Put it off a hell yeah.
It says, hey morbid ladies, my name is Paula.
And please say my name. Say my name. Oh, but it was a Walter White reference. Sorry says, hey morbid ladies, my name is Paula, and please say my name.
Say my name. Oh, but it was a Walter White reference. Sorry, oh, I got the wrong reference there.
You were a Destiny's Child, you know, we all have different same things. I'm a big fan of the
podcast. Every day when my daughter goes down for her nap, my earbud goes in, and your lovely voices
grace my earballs. I also wanted to say that I loved the butcher in the run. Oh, thanks.
Alina, please write more. I did.
She did.
Thank you.
I received it the day it was released for my best friend who is a fellow morbid listener.
Shout out, Mallory, love you.
We love you, Mallory.
We love Mallory too.
Anyway, here goes.
So here goes my long tail about a ghost who saved my husband's family from a fire and
also a myriad of other things that have happened to me over the last 34 years.
I love that this is also like a mismatch episode of like,
I'm gonna tell you all my tales.
I'm like, yeah.
I love it.
Let's start from the beginning.
It's the best place to start.
My husband, Rob's family,
bought an old house in the mountains of Pennsylvania
surrounded by state forest land 34 years ago
and my husband was born.
They've used this house for a family getaway
since then for hunting, fishing, for wheeling,
and a host of other things that would cause you ladies to inevitably say, fresh air is for dead people. This house, this house,
this house was built in the 1800s sometime and one of the previous deeds to the house stated that
the owner would sell the house and land for a dollar as long as he could stay there until he died
and he did. Nice. Awesome. Rob's whole family has stories upon stories of things that have happened in that house.
My mother-in-law tells the story of when she was sitting on one of the old-ass dirt original
beds that they still have.
Oh, old-ass dirt.
That was like old-ass dirt.
I was like a dirt bed.
Old-ass dirt, original beds that they still have.
You know, the kind that sink and creak at her on metal hospital box type sprays.
When she felt someone sit down next to her, she thought it was one of her kids who were little at the time. She looked
around, nope, no one was there, to which I say, why would you keep the original creepy furniture
in this place? Yeah, that's a no for me. It's, you know, it's for the vibes. It's a no for me.
She also has stories of thinking someone was downstairs making cake in the middle of the night
because she smelled it. Oh, that's lovely. So at least this ghost loves their
carbs. Hell yeah. I personally have also smelled things cooking to which I say, nope, nope, nope,
see, I kind of love that. I say yes. I'm like, thank you for filling my home with good smelly vibes.
Yeah, we love it in an aromatic ghosty. Yeah. Then there is the apparition that my sister-in-law has
seen often on her whole life in the living room. there's this big window that you can look out and see wildlife that
may come down the hill as well as the fire pin.
That's beautiful.
She says she's seen a man sitting at the campfire when no one was out there.
She describes the man as wearing boots, flannel, and some type of worn brown pants and a
brown hat.
She says she's also seen him a second time in one of the bedroom's upstairs.
This room called the ghost room for reasons that I'll stay later.
Let's not forget about the regular footsteps
that are heard from everyone, myself included.
Oh, and the time in neighbor who mows the lawn
since our family doesn't live locally,
sitting on the porch one day after mowing
and hearing furniture inside moving.
Ooh.
There was also the time my mother and father
and law were laying in their bed
and saw lights flickering across the ceiling.
They didn't know the other one was awake
and saw the same thing until the next morning
when they both just cried out.
They saw that.
That's wild.
Cabinets being opened in the morning upon waking up,
the mantle in the living room has old items on it,
one of which was a newspaper clipping.
I forget what the font of it said.
The front of it.
The front of it said, excuse me.
However, once my in-laws found the same newspaper clipping
picture floating a few inches from the ground,
nothing around it.
And it was turned so that you could see the back of it,
which was an obituary reading.
Ooh, that's wild.
I attached pictures of this phenomenon.
Typical Pulitzer guy's activity, no big deal, right?
No big deal.
It is a big deal, guys.
They tell, then, they tell these stories as if they're talking about a silly family cat
that causes mischief and they laugh about it.
Nuts, I tell you.
That is nuts.
She didn't, you, you put a picture.
Can you turn it to me?
I'm floating because I don't want to lose my place.
Yeah.
Let me make it big.
Make it big because I can't see.
So this is it.
Oh my God.
And then what the fuck is floating?
That's a Matilda show right there, honey.
So this leads me to the main story, The Fire.
It was a cold Friday night in February,
and Rob's family was heading up to the house.
This was in the 90s and 90s.
Kevin on TikTok.
Of course.
It was Rob's two parents, his grandma, him and his two sisters, all who were little at
the time.
It was freezing upon arrival.
This house has an old wood burning stove in the living room, which is used to heat the
whole house.
So as to be expected upon arrival, they got the fire going as they unloaded.
After this was all done, it was after midnight, and everyone was very tired.
Around 2 a.m., grandma woke up. Oh, excuse excuse me woke everyone up saying there was smoke in the hallway.
She'd been asleep and heard one of the kids coughing. She felt someone push her hard in the back,
and she figured it was the coughing child who came to wake her. As she turned around to see who it was,
all she saw was the smoke filled hallway. So someone was warning her. So she ran to wake up the family.
Every other family member was in their beds. No someone was warning her. So she ran to wake up the family.
Every other family member was in their beds.
No family member pushed her awake.
Holy shit.
They got everyone up called 911
and my father-in-law began trying to put out the fire,
which had begun downstairs in the wood burning stove.
They didn't see open flames just a lot of smoke
where the pipe met the wall.
The fire department came quickly,
despite this place being in the legit middle of nowhere. They put out the fire, the neighbor met the wall. The fire department came quickly, despite this place being in the legit middle of nowhere.
They put out the fire,
the neighbor let the family sleep at his house,
and everyone was safe.
The next day,
Grandmom told everybody what had happened,
and how she'd mysteriously been pushed awake,
which could have very well saved everyone's life.
Absolutely.
That's wild.
The room Grandmom slept in
has been called the ghost room ever since.
It seems most activity has happened there, this being the biggest thing.
No one ever sleeps in there, it's barely used.
That is until my daughter was born in 2020 and we moved back to the northeast where we could
visit frequently and take care of the house.
That's right, I inherited the ghost house.
Hell yeah.
Me who wakes up up every time I have to go downstairs to pee in the night because I'm afraid.
I'm the first. Now I in the night because I'm afraid now
I'm the caretaker of this estate along with my husband. That's awesome. I can do this. Yeah
So my toddler I love it. I love that you're like I can do this like I am convincing myself right now
So my toddler requires three hundred and forty things plugged into sleep
You know how it goes sure to white noise monitor nightlight light, all the things. And this room has the most outlets.
So now we call it Addy's room.
I don't know if I ever want to think of it.
I don't know if I ever want her to think of it as the ghost room.
Nothing ever bad has come from all these occurrences, only good.
I do however always feel like I'm looking over my shoulder and always waiting for something
creepy to happen with the baby monitor.
But nothing yet.
I feel like it's a good ghost.
It saved the family.
So I feel like it's actually a protective thing.
Entity.
I was not the man who loved that house so much
and realizes how much your family loves it.
So he's like, you know what, I'm gonna keep everybody safe.
Yeah.
So this is a story of our mountain house
and the Pennsylvania wilderness, Jesus.
Sorry, I couldn't say that.
I attached a picture of the floating obituary, as well as my daughter living her best life
playing there.
So cute, adorable.
I'm terrified of this place, even though I hold it close to my heart and love it.
We haven't had any occurrences in the last several years, so maybe whatever it was has
finally been put to rest.
Or maybe it was all in our heads.
Yeah, let's go with that.
No way, it's protecting.
Never.
Keep it weird, ladies, but not so weird that you buy a super old house with a creepy-ass
house deed and then decide to keep all the old, creepy furniture inside of it leaving
whatever is haunted to stay comfortable amongst their own things.
And not so weird that when things start happening to everyone, you just laugh it off and not
do anything about it and just assume it's an angel or a friendly ghost somewhere.
When in reality, it could be something even worse and nothing bad has just happened yet.
But do keep it so weird that you're a kind neighbor who lets a family come stay at your
house when they're as catch as all in fire. All of that, but I still think it's a nice friendly ghost.
I think so too.
I'm gonna go with it.
I think you're right.
I think it's your daughter's so cute.
Your daughter's a little bit like so adorable.
But I think it's your, I think it's like the original owner.
That's like, I love this house,
and you guys clearly love this house.
Yeah.
Come on, help you love this house.
The floating obituary is wild.
That's wild.
That's truly something.
You got a floating obituary there.. That's wild. That's truly something. Got a floating obituary there.
Guys, you did the damn thing for October.
You always do.
You always do, and I hope that we did too, because I think we only have one more October
thing for you.
Yeah.
So party.
We'll be safe on Hallows Eve.
Be safe and be spooky and be awesome.
And vibe forever.
Keep sending lists in her tales.
So we hope you keep listening.
And we hope you keep it weird.
But it's a word that you don't rock on out for Halloween!
Woo!
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