Morbid - Episode 633: Listener Tales 93

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Happy New Year, weirdos, and we're celebrating the holidays with Holiday tales brought TO you, BY you, For you, FROM you, and ALLLLL about you!Today we have boogens, a Hanukkah haunting, horrible Fourth of July discovery, delivery people getting waaaaay much more than a tip, and messages from Beyond sent via ornament! Don't forget to check out the VIDEO from this episode available on YouTube on 1/2/2025!If you’ve got a listener tale please send it on over to [e-mail] with “Listener Tales” somewhere in the subject line :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, weirdos. Elena here. If you're looking to kick back and relax with morbid, Wondery Plus is the way to go. It's like having a cozy seat in our haunted mansion. No ads, just you and early access to new episodes. You can join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or in Apple podcasts or Spotify. You're listening to a morbid network podcast. This is Dibrom! Welcome to Dibrom. This is different. We switch places. It's a manic Monday instead of Freaky Friday. Yeah, it's nuts Monday. This is uncomfortable. We hate it. Everyone around us has different opinions and everyone around us hates it. My daughter would not speak to us.

She would not. And I was like, you love us as like who we are. I walked downstairs and my daughter, Sydney barked and growled at me and ran at me like, who are you intruder walking into my house? Because I don't, let's be be honest I don't look like you. I don't look like Ash. I don't look like you. I look like various things. You look like a lot of things. I do. I look like I've caused a lot of issues. You look like you stay causing issues. I remain causing issues. I don't know what I look like. It's not you. You just look like... you just look chill.

I mean you're pretty chill. And with a widow's peak. I drew this on. A drawn on widow's peak. The wig didn't come with one. I said, oh wait, the missing piece. We need a widow's peak. I have a ghost shirt. A ghost shirt. So there you go. And it go. And it's pink. So I had a little bit of ash. A little sprinkle of ash. There's nothing of Elena in this getup. No, ash. Ash even put bronzer on me. Yeah, of course they did. For the first time. I've never worn bronzer. I don't have any bronzer on right now and I feel naked. I didn't over-line my lips. Nope, I did. You did. You actually look great with an overlined leg. Oh my god, thank you. You're welcome. Um, oh we forgot to put long nails on Elena. We did. I should have stuck like pieces of tape or something on there. Alright, we're back. We said if you're not wearing nails then you're not doing drag. And we're doing drag today, honey. Although my nails have never looked like that, thank

you. And if they fall off, I go immediately to my boy, Halle, nail ninja. We're just gonna let it go today. We're just gonna let it go today. You know? Sometimes you gotta work through it. All right. Well, it's a- You gotta take time off to remove nails. No, I never do.

No, you can't do it. Only when I take my day off. No Okay, all right, okay, it's listener tales it's brought to you by you for you from you and all about you I probably should have said that but I don't remember that that's okay. So I can't do it. I can't be ash You know what few can who can you can? You know? Only Ash. Just me. Yeah. But we have listener tails today. Just fixing my nails.

You are like me today. You're getting distracted. Yeah, I'm getting, see, I'm like what? You have to find something to fiddle with for this entire time. Oh, I do. I will. Don't you worry. So should I start? Ash or should you? Alaina, go ahead. I hate it. I hate it so.

Start. All right. Start. Are you gonna do my hair flip? Hold on. No! Don't reveal! Don't let them know! Oh, okay. Hold on. Oh, the hairography is hair-ography. We do a little one, just a little one. Mine is not that dramatic. It's more dramatic. I'm bringing it down a little bit. Alright, so you've never flipped your weave off, so.

I haven't ever flipped my weave off. I'm crying. I'm literally crying. But that's because I'm an empath. All right. All right. This one is, oh, by the way, Merry Chrysler and happy, uh, oh wait, you wouldn't say that. Merry Chrysmas. Happy Yule. Happy Yule. There you go. Happy Yule is what Alayna would say. I hope your holidays have been so gorgeous. I hope your holidays have been so gorgeous. I hope your holidays have been so gorgeous. That really is amazing to say.

What do I say? I feel like I would just say, fuck you. I'm literally crying. What other things do you say? Oh, that's about it. You covered it. Leave it. Leave it. That's it. I'm literally crying.

What other things can you say? Fuck you. That's about it. I think you covered it. That ran in the gamut. Wait, wait, wait. Tamiyas, come on the show. Oh, that too.

Okay, okay. I'm literally crying. I literally have tears in my eyes. There's your two. Oh, this is an unhinged one, everybody. It is. That's what it's supposed to be. All right.

So like, what are we doing? We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... We're going to be doing a little bit of a... Oh, I literally have tears in my eyes. Oh, this is an unhinged one, everybody. That's what it's supposed to be. Alright, so like we said, hope your holidays were gorgeous, fuck you. So this one says, Sarah the bougan, the bougan, something like that. The bogan?

No, it's boo. Bogan. EN or IN? It's both. It's like boo-gen, boo-gen. Boo-gen, boo-gen. Boo-gout. It's lost all meaning. You never had one in the beginning. I was gonna say I didn't know. Anyway. Oh, no. You gotta go see Helly. I know. So to start off this story, I have to give some background on my great-grandma Bee. She was a very quiet person who kept to herself a lot. When she did talk it was usually to ask a question, criticize something, or talk about what she called the bougans. Well, however you spell it, that's what she called ghosts. I like

that. She had a lot of encounters with ghosts in her lifetime, most I can't remember because I was young and she rarely spoke. One encounter I do remember was when she was in the hospital. A man came to her bed and told her, it's not your time yet. Now a little background of the ghosting question here, Sarah. I grew up in a haunted house. There were certain rooms that would just creep us out and we'd feel something in them. Same. Relatable. Yeah. My house used to be a doctor's office where autopsies were performed and is over a hundred years old. So that may play a part in it. Maybe. That's so cool. Maybe. I don't remember this too well, but when I was very little, my parents would find me in my room seemingly by myself, and when asked what I was doing, I would say, I'm playing with Sarah. She seemed friendly,

and other family members had seen her on occasion as well. One of the most notable was when my mom came home, when the house was empty, and saw a little girl staring out the window of one of the rooms that gave us the creeps My oldest brother saw her and may have used to play with her as well, but I don't quite remember This happened on Christmas when I was very little I used to sleep in my brother's room for Christmas Eve and this particular Christmas Grandma B was to sleep on a cot in that room as well as she was staying over for the holiday Now I overheard my parents talking about grandma Bee staying over and they had to use the phrase

sleeps with her eyes open to indicate that she was a light sleeper. Little me had no idea what that meant and in my mind I was shocked taking it very literally. Like she's just laying there like how could somebody sleep with their eyes open? So I decided that night, Christmas night, I was gonna see for myself. I stayed up in my brother's top bunk, patiently and quietly waiting for Grandma B to fall asleep. Then I snuck down the ladder to have a peek. I stood over my Grandma B to see if she really did sleep with her eyes open. Grandma B! My Grandma B! Did I say that intense?

No, but it just sounds like that. Grandma B! Grandma B! Her eyes were closed as I was looking and then suddenly shot open. I absolutely booked it out of the room and into the bathroom to hide as I was frightened being caught standing over her. After a while hiding in the bathroom I went back to bed and fell asleep. The next morning she told everyone that she had seen Sarah the bougan standing over her that night. Sarah the bougan. Sarah the bougan. I kept silent but years after she continued to tell that story and I kept my secret until she passed away. Probably almost 20 years later I finally told my family and everybody was shocked and very amused that I was the ghost my grandma had seen that night. The Boogan. The Boogan. I love it. I like that. I like that short sweetened to the point.

That is and that's very that's very Christmas. That is so Christmasy. Very Christmas ghost story where it's like I'm the bougain. It's Christmas tomfoolery. I think I feel like bougain is a is a thing. Like that's a thing that they do call spirits I think. Bougain's are British hairy orc quagoth crossbreed sometimes known as spider killers. That's why I thought you were talking about Bogans. I like the Bogans. The Bogans. The Bogans. Well, your turn Ash. So Ash's turn and it's going to be Listener Tales Christmas Edition. Christmas. And it says, attached you will find a Puttifa of my Christmas Edition Listener Tales. I hope you enjoy.

I will. Who knows? I already know. All right, it says, hello, my spooky obsessed friends. Love you and your podcast so much. I love you. Thank you. I don't know if I can say your name yet, so I'm not going to say it. Don't say it yet. All of the congratulations on all of the things, marriages, new and old, kids, cats, books, giving me nightmares for a week, et cetera. Thanks for all that. The last is not an easy thing to do. So truly congrats. How you may ask, was it that the John Wayne Gacy

episode? How you may ask, was it the John Wayne Gacy episodes? No. How about a spooky road? Also no. Dennis Rader? Hell no. The scariest thing about that ass hat is his hairline. That's true. What then? That failed pirate Carl fucking pans ram. No, he was creepy. He was crazy. Yeah. Can't put my finger on why he tripped the night terror switch.

However, I did not sleep for several nights. Thank you. He was a wild one. So I get that one. Yeah, no, he really was. For sure. That's valid. He's an underrated scary one, for sure.

My name is Leanne. Go ahead and use it. See you. There you go. Today, I ahead and use it. See, there you go. Today I'm offering you an example of my dad's questionable parenting choices in the form of a listener tale Christmas edition. Let's get after it. This is the story of when my dad had my sister

and I get pizza delivered to a murder scene. First, a bit of context of how my dad just is. He and our mom split when my sister and I were very young and my dad never remarried. So our mom split when my sister and I were very young and my dad never remarried. So his gauge on all things child-related can be far from standard at times, not in an abusive way, more of a they are clean and alive, therefore they are just fine kind of way. Kind of like the dad and overboard. Exactly. Just like, you know, it's fine. Our mom moved to the Midwest and we spent our lives flying

between the two. Dad in California, mom in Indiana, Michigan. Oh, that's been so interesting. I know. Because you're seeing like totally different areas. And flying that much. It's Christmas Eve, 1991. I was 11 and my sister was about to turn 13.

At this time, in his 20 years with the sheriff's department as a patrol officer, that you buried the lead there. You really did. You really did. You really did. Because when you said- To a murder scene. Get pizza delivered to a murder scene, I was like, did your dad murder someone and then call you to bring pizza? That's also what I thought.

This explains it. My dad worked days, aka the worst six months of his working life. Who works days? It is the absolute worst thing ever. Both quotes my dad firmly stands by to this day. I kind of get that. I know, I get that. So it's around lunchtime and my older sister and I are sitting around the house,

most likely watching absolute trash TV, because while there was never food in the house, we had all the cable channels. We were waiting for our dad to get off work to take us to our family's yearly Christmas party. When the phone rings, it's our dad and he needs us to do him a favor. Now this is very odd because no matter his work shift hours, whenever he needed something from us, party when the phone rings. It's our dad be the first to know. We live in my patrol area. And then it says, questionable parenting.

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Call the Pizza Hut in Lakeside. Ask for the manager. Explain we are the daughters of one of the officers that just hauled ass out of the restaurant. Request for delivery to the following address. Don't actually remember it, so let's just say 1234 Crazy Street in East County, San Diego. Stress the fact that whomever delivers the pizza is not to pass the first patrol car on the block under any circumstances. That part was extremely important. I love that in all this time he called you guys to reiterate that information. He could have just called the pizza people himself.

Yep. Now at this point, my sister and I are following these instructions to the very letter as this whole situation is freaking us out big time. Everything about it was just off and strange. An hour, maybe two go by and dad calls again, pissed. He said he gave us specific instructions and they needed to be followed and they were not. Now he has a quote unquote mess to deal with and doesn't need this today. Now we're not only confused but we're also scared.

Our dad only yelled at us if we broke something while fighting in the house, so getting chewed out by him was not standard operating procedure. We continue to wait for our dad to get home, all while trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Several more hours go by finally our dad gets home from work and apologizes to us saying he's sorry for yelling. That's good parenting. That is good parenting. That he stopped by the Pizza Hut prior to coming home and spoke with the manager and that she told him we did follow his exact instructions and

that she is very sorry her dumbass employee can't simple follow simple instructions. All right. The specific instruction of not to go past the first patrol car. Why was this important you might ask? Well, turns out the delivery address was a few doors down from a murder scene. So this is what went down. On this Christmas Eve 1991, also this is the most early 90s parenting ever. Truly. While sitting down for lunch, a call came out over the radio of shots fired man down. This is when my dad and his fellow patrol officers on duty ran out of the restaurant to get to the scene.

Once they arrived, they find out that two tweaked out people had been fighting out front of one of the houses on Crazy Street. At some point, person A went into his house and left person B outside in the yard. Person B was not done fighting. At some point, person A went into his house and left person B outside in the yard. Person B was not done fighting. He was like, poor. He said, I'm ready to go. He said, I still got energy and found something to stand on to look through a front window

of person A's house where he was met with a shotgun blast straight to the face. Oh my God. Holy shit. Yikes. Fell straight back into the yard, missing most of his head and face, human debris all over the front yard. Why the upset phone call, you may ask? Well, the delivery driver did not follow instructions, walked right past the first patrol car, under the yellow tape, and right up to my dad. When my dad dad sees him he asks in a very direct forceful manner, what

the fuck do you think you're doing? Get behind the tape now. Stupid delivery kid makes some joke about how word is this is a crime scene and that someone might get shot, might have got shot. And my dad responded by saying, yeah, that guy right there and pointed to the dead dude a few feet away. I mean, your dad is the most 90s cop I've ever heard. Also, don't be an idiot. Don't make a joke of a crime scene unless you want to get scarred for life. You just walked under a yellow tape. Get out of here. Who do you think you are? Whatever you see is your own fault at this point. Mostly like, where was anybody telling you not to? I know, no one's stopping you. At this point, the delivery driver almost dropped the pizza, started screaming, throwing up, and basically having a massive panic attack, which is the thing

our dad, quote, didn't have time for right now. In all fairness, dumb ass should have followed directions. And what asshat thinks it's okay to cross under yellow crime scene tape because quote, I wanna see what's going on. My sister sat on the couch listening to this explanation of things completely dumbfounded. We could not believe that our dad,

a law enforcement officer had his children get pizza delivered to a crime scene. We could not believe that our dad, a law enforcement officer, had his children get pizza delivered to a crime scene. As if this is a 100% normal thing to do. I have no words other than highly questionable parenting. Keep it weird, my dudes, but not so weird you still want lunch while working a murder scene and therefore have your kids get you delivery. P.S.

It was pizza for all the law enforcement officers on scene, not just our dad. They're a whole group of weirdos that I've known my whole entire life. Lord help us." What a 90s tale. That was an amazing 90s tale, Leanne. I've never heard of a more 90s father. That was great and I love your dad. Oh man, that's great. I bet your dad is awesome. Yeah, definitely. I bet he like got, as he got older, he got awesome. Yeah, definitely. As he got older, he got awesome. Yeah, definitely. All right, my next one is Listener Tale Holiday Hanukkah Ghosts. It's a miracle. Just kidding. It's a Puddafa. A miracle. A miracle. Truly a miracle. I know Puddafas are a miracle. They are. All right, so it says, Hi lovely ladies. I initially sent this back in April when I was

new to your show and had just heard last year's Holiday Listener Tales episode. Since then, I have become so much older and wiser and am therefore resending this as a double-spaced Pudafuh and at the appropriate time of year and I'm not going to apologize for the fact that it's really long. Never. See, I've learned so much from you. You have. When you said you hadn't heard many Hanukkah related ghost stories, I knew I had to chime

in. By the way- They said this is my time to shine. It's my time, baby. By the way, hi, my name is Emma and you time baby. By the way, hi my name is Emma and you can use it because it would be so thrilling to hear it coming from your beautiful voices. Is that creepy? No Emma. Emma Emma Emma Emma Emma Emma. First I have to say that since April I have listened to every episode and have become a hardcore follower. Thank you. It's so nice to

find such a badass couple of women in this very male dominated genre. Yes! Thank you. I mean oh my god thanks. Yes! I especially appreciate your sisterly relationship. It's really at its peak today. Oh no it's really on on display. It's on display every day. And it reminds me of my own relationship with my younger brother. As a historian I really value all the research you do to bring your stories into life and Dave I was gonna say shout out to Dave as a history. I was gonna read the same thing as a story Yeah, just one more time. I have to give a special shout out to the Lake Shawnee amusement park episode I love that episode. That was such a good episode. Whoa. I haven't been that terrified since well my own ghostly experiences

Which I am going to share with you right now Hell yeah, I am playing with my hair more than you ever would and I can't stop should I be playing with mine? Obviously, okay starting at the beginning. I grew up in a Queen and Victorian in San Francisco I would wake up San Francisco When my parents bought the house in the early 90s I I was 8, my sister was 4, and my brother had just been born. From the beginning, my parents knew something was up. The realtor told them that the novelist who lived up the street, none other than Danielle

Steele, K- Whoa! LW- Shut up, had just sent a ghost hunter slash paranormal investigator to every house on our street for research for her new book about ghosts. K- That is wild. LW- I wonder which book in particular it was. I don't know, but what a life to live. What a flex. That is a flex. They're just knocking on doors being like, ah, so Miss Steele down the road sent us to research your house for ghosts. She'd like to know if your house is haunted? Yeah, damn, that's great. The realtor was thrilled to

inform my parents that ghosts had in fact been found in their new house. One of the defining features of my parents house is that it has a super long creepy hallway. We love it. My room and my brother's nursery were on the opposite end of the long hallway from my parents room. Thanks mom and dad. And we were quick to discover that was the more haunted end of the house. Thanks, thanks again. Many of the standards occurred in those early days, you know, lights flickering, doors opening. Elena, I know you can relate to all of the times as a teenager I literally said out loud, okay ghosts I need to sleep now please stop opening my door. I literally have said that before I was like I really gotta get sleep. After having to get up three times. Yep. As a child the sound of someone walking up and down the creaky

hallway was unmistakable. I would lie in bed and listen to the sound of someone slowly approaching my room from the far end of the house. I moved into Elena's room after she moved out and you could hear the footsteps all night, but going up the stairs. So you would have this moment where you were like, is it a burglar or Or is it the ghost? Am I about to be killed? And you just never know. No, it's just always the ghost. And it sounded like work boots.

Yeah, it did. Like heavy work boots. Some days my mom's sister and I would remark about how the previous night had been particularly noisy to the effect of, did you hear the hallway last night? Oh yeah, you did too. Did you hear the hallway was bumping last night? That hallway went crazy. My dad was always the unbeliever.

Don't worry, we'll circle back on that one. The most frightening thing I remember happening constantly as a young child though, was when I would hear people putting dishes away in the kitchen. About halfway down the hallway, there was a banister to the staircase that used to be the maid's staircase

or the back stairs to the kitchen. I remember telling myself, my parents must be unloading the dishwasher even though it was late. I would creep out of my room and peer over the banister down into the kitchen to see all the lights off. Oh no. No, no parents. Oh and hearing the clanging of dishes while the lights are pitch black. Yeah that's horrifying. No, no. Makes me think of a sixth sense. Yeah that scene. Oh so freaky. Just some think of a sixth sense. Yeah, that's cool. That scene. Oh, so freaky. Just some ghost dinner parties. Yeah. When I went to college, my little brother took over my bedroom. It's hilarious because I was just saying literally the same thing. Many years later,

when he was already in college himself, I mentioned the putting away the dishes noises. His face went completely pale. He said, what? I heard that all the time too. I can't believe you never mentioned that to me. You guys gotta talk more. I know seriously. That was some serious confirmation that it wasn't just the fancies of Danielle Steele haunting me as a child. No, I'm sure you're dying to hear about the Hanukkah part by now. Let's go. As you have mentioned, Alaina, our ghosts also like to join the party. We saw way more activity during and after big parties and of course renovations. You probably want to know what made my dad a believer. I do. I do. I really do. Yeah we do. It wasn't the footsteps in the hallway or my door opening or the dishes or the secret door in the wall of the basement

very believed there. Girl what? Then in parentheses yep. Yeah. Or finding whiskey bottles and newspapers from the early 1900s in the rafters during guess what? Then in parenthesis, yep. Or finding whiskey bottles in newspapers from the early 1900s in the rafters during, guess what, renovations. Oh my god. That must have been so cool. No it wasn't those things. It was the Hanukkah party that went on after we all went to bed. There was a Hanukkah party after you went to bed?

I kind of love that. I love it. While the end of the hallway where my bedroom was is still to this day for sure a hotspot. The dining room is the place that as children we always avoided and held our breath whenever we had to switch on or off the lights. It had the most haunted look as it had all the original mahogany wall paneling

from the 19th century. Oh my God. I just felt like more of a rose in that moment. Oh, I love that. I need to see it, please send a picture. Yeah, I to see. It's the place also with the most ghostly vibes. I love it. It is Obvie where my parents hosted company. So one Hanukkah night I came into the city with some friends when I was in college at Berkeley and my mom made lock keys for a group of about 10 to 15 people including some family friends. Something to know about my mom is that she's

legally blind. So A, she would def not have been putting dishes away in the dark at any point in my childhood. And B, she has a very unique way of checking to make sure all the candles are out at the end of the night. My parents are very fire cautious. Ours too.

Yeah, this is very weird. We weren't allowed to have candles. No. My mom. I'm not allowed to have them. Your grandma. My grandmother. Her mother. Yeah they would not let us. No. She. She. Yeah. So when we would all go up to bed if the menorah was not done burning

yet you don't blow out those candles. Nuh-uh. Oh yeah. My parents would put it in the sink to finish burning without you know burning the house down. Oh that's pretty smart. Anyone else do this fellow Jews? Cuz that would scare me. Yeah. Leaving a candle of any kind lit. Yeah. I never even thought of that. Debbie was saying that her and Pat, her husband, used to bet on which candle would go up first so they wouldn't go to bed at all. They just wait for the candles to burn out. That makes sense. I get that. I know. That's smart though the sink trick. Yeah the sink trick is very smart. Yeah because it's pretty safe. if it falls, it's in the sink. It's not going to light on fire. I mean, to my knowledge. You're like, nah, water's right there. Yeah. Anyway, point being,

my parents were very fire conscious. And even after my dad checked, my mom would go around feeling the wicks of the candles on the table with her fingers to make sure they were not only out, but not even hot anymore. That is some badass mom energy right there. She's like, I'm just going to palm the flame. For real? If there is one. Palm the flame. Damn, does she have fingertips anymore?

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These aren't just old conspiracy theories. They're thoroughly investigated accounts that reveal the uncomfortable truths still shaping our world today. So To listen ad free, join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app. So this night, after celebrating the miracle of fried food when my friends and I had gone back to college and my parents had long gone to bed, my dad, you know, the unbeliever, was woken up around two or three by a tapping on the front door. No. Also some fun news. Our front door is 500 pounds of 10 foot tall cast iron and glass. I need photos of this house. Seriously that house sounds gorgeous. I need photos. Photos. Photos. I need them. I need pictures. I love it.

My dad described the noise as somebody tapping a fingernail on the glass door repeatedly. One of these? One of these fingernails you say? One of these? It got stuck to me. That was weird. It's literally just a post-it, but I didn't like it anyway. Don't nail. I know. It gave that. Don't shatter the illusion. It gave that vibe. Um, hi, bye. Nope. Yeah, that's how I feel. He went down the front stairs and heard it again, then whipped his head around as he heard my mom's cell phone charging in the corner suddenly power off. As he turned his head to the open door of the living room, there was one candle in the middle of the dining room table, still lit, and illuminating the ghost Hanukkah dinner party. I'm obsessed. Guess what? My dad believes now. Around the same time he was scanning photos for my grandma's

birthday slideshow. Yes, when scanning was a thing we did. It's so funny because I thought you meant like looking. like scanning a room. And claims that a picture showed up on the screen that was not on the scanner bed. In fact, no one had ever seen it before. It was a picture of the dining room with someone we don't know sitting in the chairs from a time before we owned the house. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. That is terrifying. I love that. I love that. That was a literal ghost Hanukkah party in the middle of the night. Yes. Like they were literally like, hey, hey, just having a little party. Just showing up. That's incredible. That's amazing. Now between that and my latest story, I met my husband while living in Albuquerque, New Mexico. We moved in together into a rented,

gorgeous octagonal, is that how you say it? Octagonal? Octagonal. Victorian. Because that's something you can do as a graduate student in Albuquerque. Crazy cheap rent. We thought it was so cool that they were always shooting Breaking Bad right across the street. Am I dating myself? Yes, I am. Hell yeah. Yes, I'm 35. Hi, Alina. Hi. What's up? You're Ash. I mean I'm so young. Hi. I'm so young. She's so old. Shut up. Excuse me. Fuck you. I told my then boyfriend, now husband, about my experiences growing up in a haunted house and he was intrigued but like many boyfriends before thought it was more of a funny story than a scary one. He had never had any scary, scary ghost encounters. Yet.

Uh-oh, you were about to bring it to him. Literally. The first night we slept in the bedroom, we were falling asleep when we were jolted out of bed to a truly horrifying sound. It was like the wall started cracking all around us, but like in a clockwise circle. Like this cracking would sweep around the room

in a circle from one side to the other, enveloping us in the bed. What the fuck? Never figured out what that was. I'm obsessed. That anti-climactic isn't even the right word. It's just like nonchalant as fuck. I love just never figured out what that was. No, so I guess we're just going to move on from that. Wow. We would frequently see shadows moving in the dining room, which was a separate room with a swinging door on each end and each of those little pass-through windows into the middle of the kitchen While standing in the kitchen, we would catch the shadows out of the corner of our eye through the little window I think I remember you talking about dining rooms and put in Particular in one spooky episode probably probably I'm sure that point the kitchen was the room where things would literally move

We would put our phones down in there, then it would be gone. We'd search the house for 20 minutes and then come back to find it in the same place where we left it. That's fucked up. Things would move and fall on the floor when we were sitting in the living room with our backs turned to the kitchen. Once I actually saw a plastic bag come up and out of a drawer and fall onto the floor and thought, cool, that's what those noises are. Wow. Again, not a schlant to be found. No. Or actually the most schlant to be found, really. But the worst was the shared hallucinations slash dreams my

husband and I would have. Let's get into it. Yeah, that's a shared hallucination slash dream. We both have you ever had one? No, but I love the idea of them. It's a great idea. They're awesome. We would both frequently wake up to a dark shadow with a sinister presence standing in the corner of our bedroom. That sounds like it sucks. I don't like it. We would both also see some sort of spinning plate above our heads in bed. What? After years of living in my parents' house, I never felt a sinister presence from those ghosties. I was comforted by the movie The Others, thinking that ghosts didn't know that they were haunting us. That's kind of how I feel about Papa's house. Yeah, they're not trying to bum you out.

I always just think they lived here first. They're just going about their business, you know? Yeah. It's like, I was going to say residential hauntings. I thought you were going to say Resident Evil and I was like, what? Huh. No. Interesting. I meant to say residual hauntings, but I said residential. That makes more sense. You just thought Resident Evil, you know? That kind of wasn't Asha's worst thing. You all right? You're pretty. It's seeping into my soul. It's the blonde. We actually bleached Alena's hair a little

to you though. This is my real hair. Oh my god, one time we did. That's... no, you guys saw when I did my hand flip it almost went flying. All right, all right, all right. But that Albuquerque bedroom was dark. My husband shared the feeling. We could not wait to get out of there. So by the time we were staying at my parents' house when I was pregnant with my son in 2019, congrats, my husband had no longer thought the ghosts were some cool back story. He had his own haunting experiences and while he never had heard anything too out of the ordinary in my parents' house, he believed my stories. That's good ma'am right there. It is. He also said he never felt anything sinister like he did in Albuquerque until I was pregnant. Sinister bi-by.

Uh oh, then it became sinister. Sinister bi-bybee. Bi-bee. Literally. Sinister bi-bee. Something changed. At that point, I had started sleeping with noise-canceling headphones on because hi, pregnancy, a.k.a. the time when you don't sleep before you have a baby and then you don't sleep some more. Oh, it's a beautiful time. The first time I slept at my parents' house

when I was pregnant, I was upstairs on the third floor, which used to be the maid's quarters in the Victorian days. I started staying in there when I was in town when my brother took over my old room, as it tends to be less spooky up there. It's interesting that the third floor is less spooky. I know, you would think it would be the most spooky. Yeah, right? I feel like the... and the... oh no.

Oh girl. I feel like the extremes of... The mannaker. Correct. Of the house are always the spookiest. Yeah. The bottom and the top. Yes.

Things in the middle are usually just what they are. Yeah. You know? Just like the meat of the haunt. The meat of the sandwich. The bread is the scaryest. Yeah. The haunt hoagie. That's the meat in the middle. That, your brain just did some shit. That was, I liked that. The haunted hoagie. Yeah. TM. We're putting it on a shirt someday. Yeah. The haunted hoagie. Yeah, TM or putting it on a shirt someday. Yeah, I like it someday Anyway, I guess the ghosts weren't that thrilled with that development because I woke up in the middle of the night to the feeling of someone's Hands squeezing my knee. Nope. I hate that I told myself it was sleep paralysis and didn't move for a few minutes though My thought was oh shit to ghosts like babies or something Oh, no a few minutes, though my thought was, oh shit, do ghosts like babies or something? Oh no!

When I came back five months later for my baby shower, my husband was with me and I was much more pregnant. I could not get comfortable in the full-size bed with him, so I woke him up and made him relocate to my old bedroom, where my mom and dad had put a king bed temporarily because of, yup, renovations. Oh my god, sleeping pregnant, not sleeping pregnant, is such an experience. That must be a lot. The more pregnant you get the more you're just like Get the fuck away from me everybody. It's kind of like it's just getting you ready when for when the baby comes because then you're never gonna sleep. Oh yeah, it makes you real ready.

Yeah, it's like conditioning. It is. Well, I put my headphones on and told myself I was too preggers for this shit. You were. But five minutes later, my husband woke me up take off your headphones. That feeling in my stomach. I knew what was going on. What'd you hear? I asked him. Oh no. He said, my dad must be walking up and down the hallway. Never mind. I didn't really want to move, so preggers. So I said, okay. Five minutes later, okay, that's it. He shook me awake. I heard the shuffling sound in the hallway and I could deal with it until I heard it come into the room. Oh, I don't love that. The shuffling steps came down the hall and straight into the room to the foot of our bed.

Despite the fact that the bedroom door was still closed. No, I knew exactly the sound he was talking about. All right, we're going back upstairs. I said, I know exactly what you're talking about. And it's never and it's never my dad. No matter how many times I told myself that it was growing up. It's just never my dad. I love that she's just telling her husband this. She's like, I'm gonna be real, I'm gonna

be frank, I'm gonna be francis with you right now. That's not dad. It's never my dad. It's never gonna be my dad, never was my dad. I love it's just never my dad. Just never my dad. Well I hope you enjoyed my spooky Hanukkah tales. Thanks so much and keep it weird but not so weird that you move from one haunted house to another one in New Mexico because they film Breaking Bad across the street. You know where the scenes where Walter meets Lydia at not so weird that you move from one haunted house to another one in New Mexico because they film Breaking Bad across the street. You know where the scenes where Walter meets Lydia at the cafe and then you move out

because there's somebody who's not doing well living in the backyard stalking you yep skipped that part and also a shadowy presence in your bedroom and things move themselves in the kitchen with the little pass-through window to the haunted dining room and then get pregnant and have ghosts be way too into your unborn child. Okay this

took me three hours to rate. Hope you like it. Bye. Emma, if you can't tell I'm an Alina Fane girl. Oh Emma I love you. PS, since writing this to you I was contacted by an old friend from middle school who told me she has vivid memories of hiding in the bathroom because she was too afraid to cross the haunted hallway to get back to my bedroom since she could sense that there was something lurking out there. More confirmation. PPS, also since writing this, I bought a new house. Congratulations! Yay! I researched the owners for fun. There was one owner who was an Irish immigrant

and a cop who died in a shootout in the 1940s and he lived there the longest. I definitely stood alone in the living room feeling the vibes and shamelessly a great story. I love it. Emma, you rule It's me, Emma. Good vibes though, I like the good vibes. I love that a lot. That was a great story. I love it. Emma, you rule. And that was amazing. I'm trying to see, I'm gonna move past Christmas to another holiday.

What's the holiday? Just because this one involves a foot. So I feel like it's necessary. Necessary question mark. Listener Tales, that time we found a foot on the 4th of July. Okay. I mean, how can I not go to that one? All right.

You know? Well, let's go to this. Hey, weirdos. I'm Nicole. And yes, you can use my name. Shout out to my cousin Kayla, who is a fellow listener and also on the weirdest river trip of our lifetime. I mean, I really hope it doesn't get any weirder than this.

Okay. First, a little background. Every year, my family floats the river near my grandparents' house for the Fourth of July. That's fun. For those of you who aren't from the Midwest, me. Floating the river usually involves putting in upstream on a local river with some type of flotation device or small boat. You get to enjoy the beautiful scenery, typically hot weather, and at least for my friends and family, partying your way downstream until you reach your predetermined destination. All right. Don't worry, we always designate a driver or have a pickup ready. Don't drive and drink and drive my friends. Yeah, great, great. Great, great. Great, great. Our family usually uses a combination of canoes tied together, inflatable tubes, and kayaks.

Oh, that sounds fun. That does sound fun. This particular trip for normal paddlers would be three to four hours with short breaks. That sounds like a lot. My arms hurt right now from that. You would hate this. Yeah, you would too. You would hate this for sure.

We would hate this. I think you would hate this. I would hate this as well. As Ash? Yeah. Yeah, you would hate that so much. Oh yeah, okay. That's what I thought. I would like the, I would like the partying part. And the floating part. Like earlier in my life, I think. These days I think I'd be like, I'm too tired. Could you be just like a floater? And everyone else does that. No, because I can't, I couldn't float for like three to four hours. I feel like I would panic. Me too. However, when 90% of the adults are highly intoxicated

and you're stopping at every sandbar for pee breaks, we usually expect six to seven hour trip. No. No. We had roughly 20 people on this year's trip with kids, seven kids under eight years old, one to two coolers in each canoe, stereo hooked up and old rock gyms blasting. This is my happy place. Most of my favorite summer memories have been made in this section of the we're gonna Google it. I don't want to ruin your river. Yeah. Hold up. Hold up. We're gonna have Google say it to you. Makoketa. Makoketa. That's fine to say. Makoketa. So most of my favorite summer memories have been made in this section of the Makoketa River. Makoketa. So most of my favorite summer memories have been made in this section of the Makoketa River. Makoketa. Quite honestly this included and I feel this is a safe space for me to say that given what happens next. Yeah this is always a safe space. It is. So back to the trip in question. About 45 minutes into our 7 hour float, we all have

a solid buzz on when my cousin, floating ahead of the group in his kayak, notices a boot floating just beneath the surface of the water. The water is muddy, but pretty clear this time of year. He tells my brother, who is slightly closer to what he assumes is just a stuck boot. Thinking he had just found a random shoe, my brother grabs the boot out of the water. And I shit you not, there is an entire tibia fibula covered in a dirty sandy sock sticking straight out of the tied boot. What? Hello? Blink, blink.

Hey, perfect job. Thank you. Back. What? What? Excuse me, what you would say? What the fuck? That's what you would say.

I love following up with, that's what you would say. You were like, nailed it. You did, you nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. So, um, oh my god.

That's, oh my god. That's crazy. What the fuck? Shocked at the sight of a human fucking leg, my brother dropped the boot back into the water. He said, not today. And honestly, I can't believe him. Not today, we floatin'. We floatin'.

The two guys stared at each other for a minute and then yelled for our parents who were in a group of canoes tied together nearby. In all the commotion, the music gets turned down. They were like, turn down the tune. They were like, we need to see. And my mom yells to me that they found a foot. Hey, hey. We found a foot. We found a foot!

You got a buzz on and somebody yells to you that they found a foot? How do you move past that? You sober up real quick. Yeah, that's a sobering moment. Now at this point in time, I was in my old world about 20 feet behind the group talking with my friend. When I finally figured out what she was saying, I was positive this was just my family playing a joke on me. I would think so too. Me too. Of course I paddled over with my kayak to see what was going on, because even if it was a joke, I needed to see what they were talking about. As I'm paddling downstream, I spot this dirty boot floating along near the canoes. After making sure my five-year-old wasn't in eyesight, oh my God, I pulled the boot out of the water and sure enough there is a fucking human leg hanging out

of this boot. The thought of that image is just too much. I dropped it back in the water because what do you do? I don't know. Now the group is yelling at me, half saying to leave it and the other half saying to call 911. I look over at my mom who nods at me as if to say, do it. Being my morbid self, thanks ladies. I pull the boot back out of the water and throw it on my kayak. Stop it. I'm proud of you. So here I am, 50 minutes into a seven hour float with a right lower leg on my kayak. Oh my God. No one had cell service and to be honest, we were a little worried the DNR wouldn't be cool with our general lack of life jackets and planned alcohol consumption. Hey, it's planned and you have a driver.

There you go. After talking with my uncle who is an EMT and my mom, a nurse, we decided I would paddle back upstream to the nearby sandbar where we could easily reach later via gravel road. Again, I already have a buzz on and my ass had to now paddle upstream. Oh no. I'm not an athletic girl. Me either. So this took a bit.

Once I reached the beach, I set the foot down in a clearly visible place I could later identify for the police. The whole time I'm paddling, all I could think was, oh my God, I can't wait to tell Leigh to that. I'm obsessed. Because even though we're not best friends in real life, we are in my head. We are in real life. As morbid of a discovery we made, our family still enjoyed a full day on the river and had a blast. You guys are reckless and I love it.

I love it. I would be so worried that the rest of the man's was somewhere underneath us. Which would show us. Yeah. After we got off the river at 6pm, my uncle called in our discovery. We sobered up a bit and went down to the scene to give our statements to the sheriff's deputies. Picture a fairly intoxicated sunburnt mother of two with a morbid fascination for all things true crime trying to set the scene for the deputy like I'm some type of professional who doesn't just listen to a lot of podcasts and watch too many murder documentaries.

This is actually wild. This is a story and I love it. I would pay money to watch that body cam footage. I would too. The next morning my brother went out to the scene and showed investigators specifically where we had pulled out the boot. While he was there they dug into the sand and found pieces of denim. A few weeks later we found out they excavated the area and did recover a body. So he was floating with you. He was floating with you. My fear confirmed. Yes. After a few months, they confirmed the body was that of a missing man from the area who was last seen in November 2020. Even though this whole experience was wild and a story I will tell around the bonfire for years to come, it was not lost on any of us the impact our discovery made. I only hope we brought this man's family a little

justice. At this point, there has never been an official Cause of Death release that I know of, and although there's lots of rumors for what may have happened, out of respect for this man's family, I won't speculate. Good on ya. Sometime when I'm not running on fumes, I will send in my best ghosty stories. Please do. Please do. Turns out I'm fairly sensitive in spirits, good and bad. I almost said fairly.

Turns out I'm fairly sensitive. That's so me. That's very you. In spirits, good and bad, really dig my vibes. Both my children are similar and keeping our home cleared and cleansed is a constant battle. About two years ago, I saw several mediums and ended up needing to perform a ritual Both my children are similar and keeping our home cleared and cleansed is a constant battle.

About two years ago I saw several mediums and ended up needing to perform a ritual to remove a negative attachment from a past life. Oh, send over that information. Yeah. Things have gotten much easier since then and my life has transformed into something truly beautiful that I didn't know was possible. Oh, that just made my heart so full. Love you both and look forward to seeing a new episode every time they

pop up. Thank you for all the time and energy you put in the podcast. It has gotten me through many long work days and house cleaning days. Stay weird weirdos. I feel like I could like feel her energy through the put a phone. And that I love you. You have great energy Nicole. That was great energy. Yeah it filled me with happiness. I loved that. Is this you on the river in your gmail thing? Is it? I think oh no that's a pool. Okay. But I still love you. Floating in a pool. Wow. All right so listener tales a light-hearted sign from the after lice not after lice after life christmas tale life after life. Do you believe in life after lice. Do, do, do. I need to just move it into a thing I can see. We'll just keep...

I believe that lice is in your hair. I really don't think you're strong enough. No. Lice, lice, lice. And I'm a hairdresser, so I know about lice. I actually there was a lice scare out of my salon once and I thought that we were gonna get to leave but we couldn't. You couldn't you had to stay. That was unfortunate. Didn't fight through the lice. Anyways listener tales a light-hearted sign from the afterlife Christmas tale about life. Hey weirdos I'm Katie you can use my

real name. Katie. Katie. Katie. I am typing on my phone and can't figure out how to type, how to double space this shit. So I did my best. You know what? Your best is all right. It's great. It's great. It's short and sweet. So hopefully that makes it less strenuous on the eyeballs. Blind is about over here so I can feel the pain. I feel like all I do is listen to morbid day in and day out. One could say I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with you. I'm obsessed with you. Where? Obsessed with you. Hell yeah Um lots of eye rolls for my husband when I shush him for trying to talk to me when he gets home from work and I'm deep in

an episode. Priorities. I'm triaz that shit. Let's get in anyways let's get into it. Starts sad but don't worry it gets better. Cool. When I was in fifth grade my brother Kevin passed away from is it glioblastoma? Yes. Oh I'm so sorry. It's the most aggressive type of brain cancer. I was one of six kids and it was a tough year for all of us, especially my parents having lost a child. I can't imagine. No. We knew the holidays would be particularly rough. When it comes to Christmas, my mom loves wrangling as many of us to help decorate the house as she can. As you can imagine with six kids,

we have all sorts of Christmas ornaments on the tree. Wild. I know. From school age. My favorite being my older sister's preschool ornament that is literally just a piece of scotch tape on a string with a raisin hanging from it. Everything gets hung up. It's like the SNL. I love that so much. The SNL back of the Christmas tree skit.

Oh my god, yes. My mother-in-law sends that to us every Christmas. It's so funny. I'm obsessed with just the piece of scotch tape with a race in hanging from it. Does that go in the back of the tree? That shit is so right, because if my kids made that, I'd be like, let's put it on the tree.

I love it. We have a lot of ornaments with our names on them, and we scour the box to find our respective ornaments and hang them up. So one morning, right around Christmas time, the year my brother passed away, my dad came to us and said, you'll never believe what happened last night.

As a brief backstory, my brother absolutely loved the 90s karate movies, Bruce Lee vibes. He sounds amazing. Watched them constantly, especially when he was sick and home all the time. It was a running joke in our family that those karate movies were always on. My dad said he was laying on the couch in the family room watching TV after we had all gone to bed and heard what he thought was the doorbell ring. He got up to check and no one was there. Before even making it to the couch the TV in our living room, yeah late 1990s early 2000s we had two gigantic nine thousand pound box TVs live in large,

clicked on and it was absolutely blasting a karate movie. Oh, that was him. Now, this TV had channels 1 through 10, so basic. So basic, shocked it wasn't black and white. And the movie was on a channel he saw on the main TV as being in the hundreds. Yeah, like how? How? Yeah.

He shut it off quick so as not to wake the rest of us up. Halfway back to the family room, it clicks on again, full volume blasting the karate movie. I love that. What a badass sign to send to your family to a karate movie. I know. I love that. I love it. He shut it off again and finally made it back to the couch and decided to have a little chat with my brother at that moment. Oh my God, my heart. He explained to him how hard it had been without him and how much everyone missed him. He asked my brother for a sign. Before he could even blink, something fell from the Christmas tree. My dad got up and sure

enough a heart-shaped ornament- I'm gonna literally cry right now- a heart-shaped ornament with my brother's name on it had fallen from the tree to the family room floor. It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. Believe what you will about this kind of spooky stuff, but in that moment I think we all felt peace for the first time that year no i have actual goosebumps bumps of the goose variety oh like full i figured a happy little goose bumpy story would be a good palate cleanser if you will i seriously love you guys so much and we love you and your family please continue to keep it wicked weird oh yeah picture of the ornament included just for funsies. Oh my god, Katie. Oh Wow, oh my god, I just got chills all over seriously. Oh

And I wonder if they glued it back together I know it kind of looks like it looks like there might be a little crack in it But I can't tell if it's the light but I think it is but that is that's him The fact that you're first the karate movie happened and then your dad was like we miss you and it's been hard Like can we have a sign and immediately if his ornament and like like Katie just said there was six kids in that family Yeah, there's billions of ornaments. Yeah all of I mean our tree is It's like a billion ornaments. I can't imagine six throughout the years of that age for that one to fall. That's That's really that's special. That's a Christmas motherfucking miracle. Oh, we love you guys. We love Christmas. We love 4th of July. We love floating. And you

know, we love each other clearly because we really dedicated ourselves to this. I love nails. You love nails. I love a manicure. So this was amazing. It was so much fun. Loved it. Can't wait to get out of this. Yes. Love you. Love you so much. Hate this. Can't wait to see you in something like this. Back at you. Do you want this? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I do. Yeah. But yeah. So we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it weird. But not so weird that you find a severed foot while you're just trying to float and get a little buzz on on the 4th of July. And also keep it a little weird that you get this light-hearted ornament that's a sign from your brother and also

he's playing karate movies in the background because that's fun and there's some good karate movies especially ones from the 80s and 90s. I love karate movies. Karate movies forever. and there's some good karate movies, especially ones from the 80s and 90s. I love karate movies. Karate movies forever. Also, grandma being the bougain, keep it that weird because bougains are weird and that's awesome. Send pizza to a crime scene,

but only if someone requests you to do so and follow the fucking instructions. Also, ghostly Hanukkah parties, sign me up. Let's go. Where's the lock keys? I love it. Keep it that weird. And we love you guys.

Oh my God, I almost lit that on fire. Imagine. Oh my God. Goodbye. ["The Last Supper"] The End If you like Morbid, you can listen early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondery.com slash survey.