Morbid - Episode 637: The Bobbed Haired Bandit
Episode Date: January 16, 2025In the winter of 1924, the boroughs of New York City were plagued by a series of robberies ostensibly committed by a young couple. This was not the first time a woman had been involved in arm...ed robberies; however, rather than be a reluctant participant in the crimes, it appeared as though the traditional roles were reversed and the young woman was the mastermind behind the hold-ups. The press quickly caught on and soon the “Bobbed Haired Bandit,” as she came to be known in the papers, was grabbing headlines across the country. Starting with the robbery of grocery store in early January, the Bandit’s crimes got bigger as weeks passed, as did her personality. Not only did the criminal pair become famous for their exploits and fashion, but also for the ways in which she taunted the police with notes daring them to come after her. In time, the NYPD’s inability to catch the bandit began to reflect very poorly on Mayor Richard Enright, who was ridiculed by both the bandit and the public. Finally, in late April, the Bobbed Haired Bandit and her partner were arrested in Florida, having fled New York earlier in the month after a robbery in which someone was shot. To everyone’s surprise, the couple wasn’t quite the Jazz Age antiheros everyone was expecting, but a young newly married couple who were desperately in need of money at a time when employment was hard to come by.Thank you to the Incredible Dave White of Bring Me the Axe Podcast for research and Writing support!ReferencesBrooklyn Daily Times. 1924. "Bob Hair Bandit and man shoot National Biscuit Co. cashier." Brooklyn Daily Times, April 1: 3.Brooklyn Eagle. 1924. "Bobbed-haired girl held as boro bandit in crime roundup ." Brooklyn Eagle , February 6: 1.—. 1924. "Bobbed Haired Bandit may be a boy; cusses like sailor but has feminine feet." Brooklyn Eagle, February 3: 5.—. 1924. "Girls let their hair grow fearing they'll be taken for Bobbed-Hair Bandit." Brooklyn Eagle, February 24: 78.—. 1924. "Hold bob-haired girl as pal of alleged bandits." Brooklyn Eagle, February 7: 2.—. 1924. "New gunwoman defies police to catch her." Brooklyn Eagle, January 16: 1.Dorman, Marjorie. 1924. "The Bobbed-Hair Bandit is a revolt." Brooklyn Eagle, March 16: 95.Duncombe, Stephen, and Andrew Mattson. 2006. The Bobbed Haired Bandit: A True Story of Crime and Celebrity in 1920s New York. New York, NY: NYU Press.Getty, Frank. 1924. "'Fish peddling bums" victims of Bobbed-Haired Bandit." Buffalo Enquirer, January 24: 1.Johnson, Nunnally. 1924. "One word after another." Brooklyn Eagle, February 21: 16.New York Times. 1924. "2-gun girl bandit holds up a grocery." New York Times, February 24: 1.—. 1924. "Alienists to test Cooney for sanity." New York Times, April 25: 19.—. 1924. "Bobbed Bandit gets ten years in prison; warns other girls." New York Times, May 7: 1.—. 1924. "Bob-Haired Bandit attempts a murder." New York Times, April 2: 21.—. 1924. "Girl bandit proudly describes 10 crimes." New York Times, April 23: 1.—. 1924. "Hold-up girl gets $600 from grocer." New York Times, January 23: 10.Times Union. 1924. ""Bobbed Haired Bandit" annoucnes her "getaway" for neighboring state." Times Union (Brooklyn, NY), January 22: 1.—. 1924. "200 police fail to trap bobbed haired girl bandit." Times Union (Brooklyn, NY), January 27: 1.—. 1924. "Enright may try himself to nab Bobbed-Hair Bandit." Times Union (Brooklyn, NY), March 23: 1.—. 1924. "Ex-chorus girl arrested as chain store bandit." Times Union (Brooklyn, NY), January 15: 1.—. 1924. "Note writers want Helen Quigley freed." Times Union (Brooklyn, NY), January 22: 3.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey, weirdos. I'm Alayna.
I'm Ash.
And this is Morbid.
And it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, but for you it's probably June.
I was like, no, no.
I was like, I'm going somewhere with this.
I'm going somewhere with this.
Me and Mikey both were like, no, oh, no, no.
It's not that.
I was like, wait, just give me a moment.
Just let me live.
It's literally almost Christmas for us.
We're five days out. It's the new year for you.
It's 2025.
What's it like in the future?
It's been the new year for you.
Yeah.
Is it cool there?
I hope so.
Is everything better?
What are the drones doing in 2025?
Oh my God, I was just going to say that they could abduct me.
It's fine.
It's not aliens.
I was going to say they won't because it's not aliens.
It's the government.
So I don't want them to abduct me.
No, I'm not saying the government. I would like aliens to come through and pick me up
because I'm scared. Because I'm scared. Can you pick me up aliens? I'm just kind of complacent now.
That's like scary for you though. Yeah I'm like numb to it I'm just like well
it is what it is. I got that too it's so funny I had like welcome to my therapy sessions I had like the worst end of the world anxiety for a long time like especially this year
Yeah, I think just like the mental state that I was in really fed to that. Yeah fed that but now I'm just like
I feel like one people have always thought the world was ending and that helps me immensely
I know it's fine and then
Can't do anything about it. Yeah so like why
why stress about it? My therapist like really did some great fucking work on my mind. Yeah she did.
Yeah shout out to her. Shout out to her. Shout out to all my therapists throughout the years.
There's been like eight of them. Pour one out for all your therapists. Pour one out for each of them.
Each each one of them. Each one. Each one. Well I have an interesting case for us today that has
nothing to do with therapy and everything
to do with robbery.
Well, there we go.
We told you we were going to give you a little palate cleansery kind of thing.
Yeah, it's definitely a palate cleansery.
This has just like, put them up, fella.
She's got a transatlantic accent.
Yes, 100%.
Yeah, she's got the bob haircut.
Yeah, there's so many quotes throughout this.
And I don't know if I'm great at a transatlantic accent, but I'm definitely going to try.
That one was interesting, but I have faith in you.
No, that's fair. I'm also really tired.
No, it wasn't good. Honestly, it was, oh,
Mikey's worried that everyone's going to come after me, probably.
Listen, he loved me, so you better pull.
No, it was awesome. That was such a good trans. Oh, not really gonna come after you because that was fake
as fuck. No, but I wish everybody saw the, just kidding, the finger guns that went along with it
because it really added to it. I liked it. Yeah, it was, you know, I do what I can. Yeah, I'm gonna
punch Ash in the face after this. Guys, she hits me a lot all the time. It's crazy. Um,
she hits me a lot all the time. It's crazy. I don't know how to transition out of that.
I was like, where do we go from here? Leave all the lights on please. All right, all right, all right. So robbery, transatlantic accent, and ladies. And what is this case called? It has a
fun name. It's called, and you already know because you pressed the episode, but for those of
you who didn't read it, the Bobbed Haired Bandit.
S. See, that's what I'm talking about.
L. The Bobbed Haired Bandit.
S. That's what we need after the Blackout Ripper.
L. And you know what? I have a fuck ass bob right now.
S. You do have a fuck ass?
L. So I feel seen. And my hairdresser just had her baby, so I'm gonna have a fuck ass bob right now? You do have a fuck ass bob? So I feel seen and my hairdresser
just had her baby so I'm gonna have a fuck ass bob for longer than I thought, which is
totally fine, welcome to the world tea. But it was the perfect time to do this story.
Absolutely, you and your fuck ass bob. I'm cementing in my fuck ass bobdom and let's
go. Fuck ass bobdom, I like that. Fuck ass Bobdom. I like that. Our hashtag still a thing, use that. Let's go. I'm old.
Alright, a little past 930 on the evening of January 5th, 1924, one Lester Loudon.
That's his name. Lester. Lester. Isn't that a cute name? Like Lester Holt. I love him. Lester Loudon. Lester Loudon.
He was working at the Thomas Rulston Grocery in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
That night had been pretty quiet and as the evening was going on fewer and fewer customers were
coming in. The store was completely empty when a young woman entered and let me
tell you baby she was serving looks. She was wearing a seal fur coat over a
beautifully beaded dress. It looked like she was on her way to a party. Oh damn. He
said, who's that girl in her fuck ass bomb?
You didn't even know who Madonna was yet, so it was crazy.
But the woman approached the counter where he was standing
and she had her hands in her coat pockets and she just said,
hello, can I have a dozen eggs? I can't do transatlanticism, so.
Hashtag death cab for cutie.
It's a great song.
It really is. It gets you crying. Oh it does. Oh all right
well as Loudon was wrapping up the eggs for this beautiful young woman she took a few steps back
from the counter and pulled out a 25 automatic pistol from that seal fur coat and she shouted at
him stick them up quick. She did like a Mae West style. That was my best shirt. I'm like, she said, I'm happy to see you and it's a gun. Wait, you're good at it. Don't do that.
This is my episode and not yours. But he immediately threw them hands in the air like he did care.
Like he did. He cared very much in that moment. He deeply cared. He was obviously focused on the woman in front of him
with a giant pistol, but he also noticed that in the time it had taken him to get the a- what?
I was just gonna say eggs, but then my mouth went to say ass. I don't know, it's a romantic
vibe in this fucking low grocery store. It's the end of the year. I'm so tired.
this grocery store. It's the end of the year. I'm so tired. I'm like, but did she get the eggs? She didn't want the eggs. I want the eggs. And the time it had taken them to get the eggs. I'm getting eggs today. Happy eggs.
Yay, me too. A man had entered the store and was now corralling the other clerks to the back of the store. Like he was like, everybody back here.
Now the woman. Everybody back here now. Yeah. The woman motioned for Loudon to join the other clerk. She was like, go on, get back there. And she held her gun on all of them. And the man
shouted to her, hold them back. As he started rifling through the register, stuffing bills
and handfuls of coins into his pocket. That night also, one of the clerks hadn't pushed the
cash envelope all the way into the safe, so they were also able to get that as well.
Once they grabbed all the cash in the store, $680 in total back then, which doesn't sound like a ton,
that would be $12,545 today. Because this is 20s. They got all that money and they started backing away in the direction of the door
and the man yelled, don't make a move. If you want your head blown off, just try to follow us out.
Oh, I liked that one.
Yeah, I liked that.
Do it.
There was also some more finger guns.
Because he's backing out with guns.
He said, if you want your head blown off, just try to follow us out. Don't make a move.
Don't make any moves.
Outside, they jumped into their car that was parked across the street and they drove off leaving the six clerks just huddled in
the back of the store like what the fuck just happened here damn and probably
traumatized probably so to the police and the public the robbery of the
grocery store wasn't that shocking it wasn't that surprising the economy was
trending downward in New York at the time. We're entering the Great Depression. It was pretty jazzy. It was, you know. Yeah, shit was
popping off. A lot of men were out of work. It was also the time of prohibition. So crime in general
was on the rise between bootleggers and organized crime rings. It was, it was fucking wild in the
New York streets. Yeah. In New York, the press dubbed the 1923 the gunman's year, noting that 270 murders had been committed with guns that year, many in the commission of armed robbery.
So this, unfortunately, wasn't like a new concept to anybody.
Yeah.
Yeah. And all of this culminated in a culture of criminality that New Yorkers simply came to accept as a reality of life in the city at this point. On a smaller level it kind of reminds me of what you
were talking about with the blackouts in the Blackout River story. It's like the
setting really add, and the setting in the time period really add to the vibe
of the overall story. Yeah, absolutely. So while most people weren't super interested in the
news of the robbery, what did catch people's attention was the fact that one of the robbers and the one who seemed to take the lead was a woman. And not just
a woman, but she was young and she was fashionable. She was hot. She was hot. She was a hot girl. She
was smoking. She did hot shit like Robin Gertrude. That's not hot shit. Don't do that. Yeah, don't
do that. But for many New Yorkers, especially the older residents, the woman's clothing and specifically her hairstyle
were very symbolic of this youth culture that was emerging during this specific period.
You know who I'm talking? I'm talking flappers. Flappers. Flappers were young,
sexually liberated women, especially compared to generations before them, and
they just didn't give a shit when it came to things like dancing, drinking, and mixed gender socialization.
Oh my goodness.
They were talking to boys.
Committing capers over here.
It's crazy.
According to author Steven Duncombe,
older generations came to view the bobbed hairstyle
as a quote, are you ready?
Symptom of the mentally defective.
I'm obsessed with that. The bobbed hairstyle was a symptom of the mentally
defective. And they even blamed this hairstyle for quote unquote,
breaking up marriages.
Absolutely.
And then I wrote my notes today. We call it a fuck ass bob.
A fuck ass bob.
And I got one. So the outrages over flappers and supposedly
loose women was pretty much just like a moral panic, very similar to satanic panic. It's when
the older generations are like, oh my god the youth is crazy. It's always happened. Yeah. But
the fact that one of these robbers appeared to fall into that category of crazy youth only strengthened
the belief among many that young people were heading in a very dangerous and even criminal direction. So already under pressure.
Because of their fuck ass bobs.
Because of their fuck ass bobs, thank you. So already under pressure to do something about
street crime in the city, Brooklyn police acted very quickly and within a week they arrested
22-year-old Helen Quigley, a former burlesque dancer.
Oh, come on.
She was just living with her father in Brooklyn. A few days earlier, her boyfriend,
Vincent Apples Kowalski.
I, this is such a case.
What a time to be alive.
What a time.
I'm dating Apples Kowalski.
That's right. Who isn't?
You know.
You know what?
Yes.
You know who isn't? You know. You know what? Yes. You know who is.
Violent question.
So a few days before she had been arrested, Apples there had been picked up on suspicion
of robbery and wasted no time in confessing and also implicating Helen as his accomplice.
Wow.
Loyalty.
I know.
Seriously.
They did bear a slight resemblance to the two who had robbed the Rolston grocery.
And they were actually even
picked out of a photo lineup by Lester Lowden. But Helen Quigley insisted that she had nothing to do
with the robbery or any of the other holdups in the area. She said, you got me wrong. Why I'm so
afraid of a gun. I can hardly look at one. I like that. I try. I'm really, really trying.
Yeah, you're really you're starting to embody it. Thank you. I automatically go southern when I try to do an accent. It's I mean transatlantic accents have like a hint of southern
to it. So you're you're on there. All right, thank you. I like it. But she said you got me wrong.
You got me wrong. Now despite her declaration of innocence, she was the embodiment of the 1920s
flapper right down to her very casual demeanor when she was faced with arrest. When police went to her dad's house to arrest her, she quote calmly
asked if she could finish drying the supper dishes before they brought her in
for questioning. Priorities, you know. They said ma'am you're under arrest for robbery
and she said my dad's gonna get pissed if I don't clean up dinner. Yeah she's
like you think I want to leave that in the sink? Fair enough. Think we want
rodents in here? You know, it is New York.
But according to Helen, she did have a date with Apples Kowalski on the night of the murder,
but he never showed up.
That's so like Apples.
You had his number from the very beginning.
Of course I did.
Apples Kowalski?
Come on.
Yeah, she even Helen knew.
So she was like, what, she didn't give a fuck.
She was like, I just stayed home that night.
Other than that, she called Kowalski a dirty rat and a squealer.
That's right.
MADDIE Which she didn't say much else during the hours-long interrogation.
SONIA Damn.
MADDIE The press and the police were completely certain that she was the bobbed haired bandit
who had robbed several stores in South Brooklyn neighborhoods. But that was certainly shaken just
a few days later when another store was robbed. This time it was a Weinstein's drug store. According to
Louis Hecht, the clerk who was at the Weinstein's that night, this is rude, a quote, chunky bobbed
haired girl and her boyfriend entered the store and immediately pointed the gun at him demanding
the cash in the register. After pocketing the cash and looting the store, the girl handed him a note and told him to give it to Captain Carrie of the Detective Bureau.
Oh my god, they're like going, they're like, let's communicate with the cops?
Full send.
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The Note Reb, you dirty fish peddling bums,
leave this innocent girl, Helen Quigley, alone and get the right ones, which is nobody but us. And we are going to give Mr. Hogan, the
manager of Rolston's on Seminov, another visit as we got two checks we couldn't cash.
And also ask Bohak's manager, did I ruin his cash register? Also, I will visit him
again as I broke a perfectly good automatic on it,
we defy you fellows to catch us." I'm so obsessed.
The fact that she was like, you fucking bums have an innocent girl. You dirty,
fish-peddling bums. Dirty, fish-peddling bums. You got the wrong girl in there.
Dirty fish peddling bums. You got the wrong girl in there. Looks like you got the wrong girl.
I beg of us to do better and to speak like this again. Call people dirty fish peddling
bums.
Honestly, that's a great insult.
It's chefs can't, like I can't think of something better.
You know, I was looking up 1920s slang because I'm going to try to throw it in here as we
go. I love you. To go on because I'm going to try to throw it in here as we go.
I love you.
To go on a drinking spree on a toot, on a toot.
Oh, you know where Apple's is, he's just on a toot.
On a toot.
That's what your kids call a fart, so it makes it even funnier.
It's so funny.
Everything was funnier.
It really was.
I know life was not funnier because the depression looping and the depression, lubing and all that shit and prohibition.
They added so much to it to make it worthwhile.
I was going to say it was the stuff like this, like the linguistics of the time.
It's so good. So good. So the note was signed, the bobbed haired bandit and companion.
I love that she called herself the bob haired bandit.
Yeah, I think they had already dubbed her at that point.
And she was like, hit me.
But I love that she was like,
But I love that she was like, I'll take it.
She said, and companion.
And my companion, like he's not.
My man.
Yeah, my man.
Companion.
That egg.
Over there.
I love it. So this note seemed to have been written explicitly for the purpose of proving
the innocence of Helen Quigley and her man Apples there.
Good for her. She's trying to get that girl out. She's like, it's me.
man apples there. Good for her. She's trying to get that girl out. She's like, it's me. At that point, those apples and Helen Quigley had been arraigned on robbery and assault
charges. Oh. So they're like headed for the big house. Oh damn. But by the time they received
the note, Captains Kerry and Sullivan had actually started to question whether Helen
was actually guilty. And the latest robbery at the Weinsteins seemed to indicate that
she probably wasn't the bandit.
Yeah.
So after Helen Quigley and Apple Kowalski's arraignment, I keep wanting to say arrangement.
Please don't say that. It's arranged.
It's arranged. Their arraignment and the announcement that they would be held on $20,000 bond.
Another letter arrived for the police, and this one was more forceful than the last.
The writer said, why don't you see that Helen Quigley is let go?
You cops are rotten, as she ain't guilty.
If you can't find the guilty party,
you grab the first one you get a hold of,
if you hold a grudge against them.
Wow.
She said, you guys are filthy and fake.
She said, wow, you're real dumb.
Pretty much.
Unfortunately, the note had the opposite effect
that the writer intended.
The judge actually doubled Quigley and Kowalski's bond and was pretty certain that the writer
was just a third accomplice trying to weaken their case against the pair.
But as the robberies continued, so did the letters to the police and to members of the
press.
On January 22nd, the editor of the Standard Union received a note that read,
I must say we have a wonderful police force.
They must all be asleep.
Cold nights are the best to stick people up.
The cops and bulls have hangouts
and are always in on cold, wet nights.
I passed two cops and bulls standing on Fulton Street
and Bedford Avenue Saturday night.
I asked one of them where Keeney's theater was
and they directed me.
I almost laughed in their faces
to think they were talking to the one they were looking for and can plainly see they blind or asleep.
She's...
Oh, I'm not condoning anything that she has done.
No.
It's kind of iconic.
No, it's truly iconic.
It's kind of iconic.
She said...
She's like, I was right in your face.
She said, LOL.
And you got the wrong person.
I'm telling you, you got the wrong person and you're still not letting her go.
Yeah.
Like damn.
I love what she's doing.
Damn.
So by late January, store clerks and residents were seeing the bandit and her companion all
over Brooklyn.
On January 21st, a grocer in Brooklyn claimed he'd been robbed of $600 by the pair who
escaped in a car that they had parked around the corner.
Which obviously like that part is not great because you're like these grocers do not deserve
to be terrorizing their work. You know what they use to put food on their tables.
And like the clerk being scared to go to work.
Exactly.
None of that is cool. Her notes are hilarious to the cops.
Just to clarify.
But that same night that the other robbery happened,
four quote, boy bandits ranging in age from 14.
Boy bandits.
Boy bandits ranging in age from 14 to 18,
held up several stores in the Bronx
and took more than $700.
Oh my god.
Which would be $13,000 in today's money.
Get it together, everyone.
I'm like, how did you hide that from your parents?
Damn.
Now even though there was no apparent connection between these and the other holdups, the press
still subtly implied that there was definitely an epidemic of violence and robberies being
perpetrated by young people across the city.
Damn.
It was kind of just a fact.
One journalist wrote, every other night or so the frightened proprietor of a chain grocery
store would back away from a crouching, snarling little demon whose eyes blazed over the sights of an ugly automatic a foul-mouthed
Fury who but a moment before had seemed in the background
Wow, why can't we do better? Why can't we talk like this? Why can't we they used to call policemen elbows?
Shut the fuck. Why I need an explanation on that one.
Call them elbows. I love that.
I love that so much.
Yeah.
Well, with each new bandit letter published in the paper,
the public had new material to inform the growing mockery
and the jokes aimed at the police who were unable to catch the pair.
After a run of particularly rainy days in late January,
the Standard Union joked,
If this weather keeps up, the girl with the bobbed hair may try her luck in getting away with a red-hot stove."
Whoa.
They said, the cops don't really work well during the rain, so she's going nuts.
The increase in public criticism was very clearly starting to irritate city officials.
In an article published in the New York Herald, Mayor John F. Hyland angrily told a reporter,
there isn't any bobbed haired bandit. That's only a myth.
You just flim flammin' us.
I'm like, sir, she's been seen? She's been-
She's been witnessed by several people who have been held up at these stores.
Like, is everybody just making this up?
Yeah, they just don't want to admit that.
It's a hoax?
You know what this is? There's a lady that's-
Getting the best of them.
Making us run for our money
here and we're not happy with it. Yeah she should stay in the kitchen where she belongs.
Whether he genuinely believed that or not there was indeed a bobbed haired bandit and the failure
to capture her was definitely starting to make the NYPD look like a bunch of idiots. They were so
mad. And they were pissed. They were so mad. So on the night of January 26th,
the contingent of 200 police officers, picture that, 200 scattered across neighborhoods all
over Brooklyn intent on capturing the Bob-Tear Bandit and her companion. I love companion.
Believing that the pair were sure to strike that night, as they had the previous five Saturdays,
officers stood watch outside of grocery stores, drug stores, and even delis around the city,
just waiting for that bandit to make a mistake. And at that same time, another large group of
officers were assigned to watch over the home of NYPD Commissioner Richard Enright after one of
the bandit's notes referenced making a visit to the man's home. GINNES Oh damn. STACEY But by the time the police had spread out their net, the bandit had already robbed
eight businesses of nearly $2,000, which would be $37,000 in today's cash.
GINNES Damn.
STACEY And showed no signs of slowing down or even losing any kind of confidence.
GINNES Because why slow down? They're not catching you.
STACEY It's raining. I gotta go.
Yeah, it's raining.
However, despite that large-scale effort, there was no sign of the bandit that January 26th night.
And the next day, the press reported on yet another failure by the police.
In the meantime, John Hyland expressed his complete support
in Commissioner Enright and the NYPD writing, it has always seemed to me a very regrettable feature of the of life in
New York that some of the newspapers consciously or unconsciously aid and
attempts to dislodge a fearless police commissioner.
Wow.
She's like, it's the newspapers fault.
It's a, yeah, obviously.
We can't catch this person who doesn't exist.
It's like, you're the one who's saying that she doesn't even exist.
Exactly. But now as far as he was concerned, the bobbed haired bandit wasn't the problem. The press was. He already said that he thought she was a myth created by the press to sell papers.
And he later said, true, occasionally a girl may commit a larceny, but there's surely no occasion
for the scareheads about girl bandits. The scareheads.
The scareheads. Nor for moralists to say that the town is invested with them. He's like, girl
bandits aren't real. That is exactly the energy that he is delivering.
Girl bandits are fake. Girl bandits have cooties. No. There's only boy bandits. You
can't be a girl bandit. No. Ugh. You're stupid. That's so funny. But he said he was confident that if they
could crack down on the press and prevent
them from fueling this public hysteria, the bobbed haired bandit would just disappear
and people would go on with their lives.
Because the press had no interest or reason to stop reporting on the bandit.
As long as she continued to pull off these robberies around the city, and as long as
readers were interested in her antics, they were going to keep publishing the stories
to sell those papers.
And they didn't give a shit how it made the police look.
They were like, make yourselves look better.
By early February, the local papers honed in on a new theory detectives had been developing.
And it was that despite all reports, the bob-haired bandit was not a woman at all, but perhaps
a young man disguising himself by wearing young woman's clothing.
Because once again, there's no way that this is a girl bandit.
They said a girl is not defying us like this. It must be a man.
Yeah.
Well, some may have found the theory more credible than others, just as many dismissed it as nonsense,
noting that many of the witnesses, quote, describe the bandit's feet and shoes as typically feminine
and her walk as characteristic of a member of the weaker sex.
Adorable. It makes me think of in Scream 1 when Stu is like, no, there's no way a girl could have
killed him. And Randy's like, it takes a man to do something like that. Oh my God, it's so true.
That's the perfect quote for this. That's the vibe that I'm getting. It takes a man to do something like that.
I love it.
That's exactly what this is giving.
That's the vibe.
Now, the bandit and her companion, they did lay low for a few weeks and that was until
early February when they were back at it again with the fuck ass Bob.
Hell yeah.
She's getting out there with her glad rags.
What's a glad rag?
Tell us all about it.
Fancy clothes.
Oh my God.
Her glad rags. She's going to go commit a us all about it. Fancy clothes. Oh my god, her glad rags. She's gonna go commit a
caper. Is that a crime? Yeah. A robbery? A crime. I love it. Yeah. Well, they were back on the job and
they landed themselves right back on the front pages of the New York papers. A little after 10
p.m. on the evening of February 3rd, the bobbed-haired bandit entered an HC bow hat grocery store on Lafayette
Street and approached the counter wearing what the press described
as a saucy turban trimmed with fur.
Oh, I love a saucy turban.
A saucy turban.
Now, despite the late hour,
there were still several store clerks behind the counter
and actually three customers waiting in line.
When she reached the counter,
the bandit asked the butcher, Peter Crossman,
for a whole chicken.
She said, one whole chicken, please. Me too. Same. He disappeared into the deli and when he returned with the butcher, Peter Crossman, for a whole chicken. She said, one whole chicken, please.
Me too.
Same.
He disappeared into the deli,
and when he returned with the chicken,
the bandit pulled a revolver from her coat pocket
and said, one peep and you're a dead butcher.
She said, hey, grab a little air.
That's also slang.
What does that mean?
That means put your hands up.
Grab a little air.
I just love that she made like a chicken joke.
One peep. Yeah, I love that. I love it. And you're a dead butcher. So the butcher dropped the chicken on the floor and threw his hands up in the air because again, he did care. Yeah, he grabbed a little air. The bandit then whistled and within seconds, her companion was by her side pistol in hand. And I just picture her doing the like, the pinkies in the mouth kind of whistle.
Oh yeah, the pinkies in the mouth whistle.
Like, woo woo, hell yeah.
I wish I could do that kind of whistle.
The woo woo.
She then directed Cosman and the other clerks
to the back of the store.
While the bandit kept everybody at the back of the store,
the man went through the cash register,
stuffing bills into his pockets,
150 bucks in total that night.
Today, that'd be about 2,700 bucks.
Once they emptied the registers, they backed
their way out of the store, loudly declaring that they would shoot anybody who made a move or yelled
for the police. And once they got outside, they just jumped in their car and they sped off.
And they said bye.
A few days later, police arrested 19-year-old Mary Cody for this robbery, and they declared they had
finally got her. This was their bob-haired bandit.
Doubt it. and they declared they had finally got her. This was their bobbed haired bandit. They claimed Moore wasn't acting alone, but rather she was the leader of a gang of bandits
that included her boyfriend Matthew Boyd. Boyd? That's you my girl. And me my girl.
And a man by the name of Richard Gibbons. Mary Cote and the two men were accused of several taxi cab
holdups in the area, but
the only evidence connecting her to the bandit robberies was the fact that she owned a seal
fur coat and wore her hair in a bob style.
Yeah. Seems a little hinky to me.
She had a coat and a bob. I just want you to let that sink in.
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Unfortunately, when their robbery victims were shown photographs of this woman and her
two accomplices, quote unquote, they all denied that she was the bandit.
They said, no, that's not the girl.
They said, no, she's just got a coat.
They said, okay, fine.
And they arrested another young woman just one day later. They said, all right she's just got a coat. They said, okay, fine. And they arrested another young
woman just one day later. They said, all right, Mary, it's not you, but I think it's Rose Moore.
Yeah, me too. We're going to go arrest her. And they arrested her after her mother reported her
missing to the police. When a detective caught up with Rose, she was wearing a sealskin coat
and a pink hat over her bobbed ass hair. Over her bobbed ass hair.
Over her bobbed ass hair.
The arresting detective told the Brooklyn Eagle
he was, quote, satisfied in his own mind
that Rosemore and the notorious bobbed haired bandit
Wiley and Defiant were one in the same.
But the next day it was clear she had nothing to do
with the holdups and she was released from custody.
Her brother Edward, who actually was the one to report his suspicions of her to the police,
Damn.
later said, Rose is a good girl, but fond of fun, and I suppose I was too strict with her.
My sister had no record of any kind against her, of course, and it was really my fault
that she received this unpleasant publicity.
Wow.
Fond of fun.
You're a shitbag.
He was like, you're having too much fun. I'm going to make them think you're a bandit. You have a fuck ass, Bob. I'm going to put you in the big house. Men suck. Like you're the worst. Are you kidding? He's like, and it's like her brother. It's like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, Kyle. Shut the fuck up, sibling. Like get the fuck out of here.
She's having too much fun. I got to throw in the big house. You're not my dad. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. She's having too much fun. I got to throw in the big heads. You're not my dad. Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Well, by this point, Helen Quigley and Mary Cote were actually still in custody on suspicion.
Jesus, these poor people. They're just like, they're arresting more
people while they have all the bobbed hair girls in little holes themselves.
All of them. Police were arresting or detaining anybody who fit the description of the bandit
and her companion, desperate to close the bandit and her companion,
desperate to close the case. They were just desperate to close the case. They wanted to
end all the public criticism. Meanwhile, as detectives interrogated Rose Moore,
the real bandit continued writing notes, just taunting the police and condemning the press
for printing lies about her. After an interview with the supposed bandit appeared in the Brooklyn Eagle, the editor received a note that
read, dear sir, the interview you printed about the bobbed-haired bandit was a fake
and you ought to be exposed. It seems to me that you would have more to do than
sit down and just make things up. Personally, I think you are a bum. I have
never been interviewed as a matter of a fact and I defy you. P.S. I also defy the police.
A photographic copy of this letter has been turned over to the police of the popular street
station.
I think you are a bum.
We need to start calling people bums again.
We do.
We have to.
Call people bums 2025.
Yeah, 2025 we're bringing back Calling People Bums.
Personally, I think you are a bum.
It should be said that while the Bobbed Haired Bandit
did write a lot of notes to the police and the press,
there were countless other fake notes
written by anonymous senders.
It's not always known which is which, but.
But all of them are, they have such zest and flair.
They do have such zest and flair.
What else do they have?
They're very hotsy-totsy.
They are very hotsy-totsy.
And you know what?
We got a lot of bob haired patsies
sitting in the big house right now.
Tell me everything.
What?
Bob haired patsies?
Yeah, patsies are, people are set up.
A fool, a chump.
A chump?
And they're sitting in the big house in jail.
This is too much. I love it so much. I wish we were dressed like swanky. I know. I'm wearing sweatpants. We need to
do a Lissiter tale that's 1920s themed so we can go. Literally yesterday. I don't know
how we do that, but we'll figure it out. We could just read regular tales and just decide
to be 1920s. I love it. I like it. Well regardless the letters became so popular with readers that
the Brooklyn Eagle just continued collecting them and publishing them now on a weekly basis. Damn.
Much to the irritation of the police. I imagine. Because not only did the letters make detectives
look foolish for their inability to catch the bandit but they also reminded New Yorkers that
crime was still a big problem in the city and that fact reflected very poorly on police
commissioner Enright. After a few weeks of downtime, the bandit popped up again in late February,
this time wielding a pistol in each hand. She got one too. Oh damn. And this was when she and her
companion robbed the James Butler grocery in Brooklyn. By that point, the public had started
mistakenly seeing the bandit everywhere.
So when the woman entered the store wearing her quote, three quarter length seal skin coat and
her black turban, one of the customers shouted, the bob head bandit, she's arrived. Yeah, she is.
The pair went through their usual routine, corralling the customers and the clerks to the
back of the store while one of them went through the registers and then they backed out of the store with their guns drawn and said,
don't tell anybody.
And they said, oh my god, it's really a skirt.
What does that one mean? She's a real skirt. She's a real skirt? What's it mean? A woman.
A woman? Oh my god, it's a woman.
It's a skirt bandit.
As they made their way out of the door, the bandit shouted, give us 10 minutes to get away or you'll be sorry.
This time the total takeaway was less than $60, but still a good sum of money.
That'd be about a thousand bucks today.
Yeah.
The latest string of robberies led the police to devise a new strategy though,
casting an even wider net and questioning nearly anyone who met even one of the bandit's descriptors.
However, while this strategy was
intended to catch the criminal, it had the unintended effect of scaring or just straight
up inconveniencing the female members of the public. By the end of February, detectives have
put so much emphasis on the Bandit's hair and clothing that women all over the city started
altering their appearances so that they wouldn't be mistaken for the bandit. Oh damn. Yeah. One hairstylist told a reporter,
girls won't bob their hair anymore and the ones who have theirs already bobbed are letting it
grow as fast as they can.
Just encouraging their hair to grow.
Every night they're like, please grow faster.
That's how that works.
They're using rosemary oil.
Biology.
The sentiment was shared by others in the beauty industry
and only led to more criticism of the police and of course their inability to catch this bobbed
haired bandit. I love her. Another stylist told reporters, it's a shame the way the police are
playing hide and seek with the girl and letting her out with them all the time. I love this.
A police force of bobbed haired girls would catch her soon enough. She said, fuck that,
why don't we take all these bobbed haired arrestees and make them the police?
Yeah, they're out here, they're tooting the wrong ringer.
Yeah.
You know? Is that like barking up the wrong tree?
Asking the wrong person.
I love it. Tooting up the wrong ringer.
Fortunately for the NYPD, it would not come to that, but I do love the image that conjures.
I immediately thought of a bunch of fuck assass bob-haired flappers just walking in-
Freeze!
Blashing about.
Put them up!
I love it.
I love it.
Oh, I want to be one.
The robberies continued into March and, of course, so did the sensational press coverage.
Soon enough, the bandit was being celebrated by most as a kind of anti-hero and, obviously,
an early feminist figure pushing back on the suffocating norms and restrictions imposed
by a world ruled of stinky, stupid men.
GALEN There you go. against authority and correct principles, using her energies on the only plane open to her in which she can revolt.
Whoa.
They said, she's got a bob and she's robbing people and fuck men.
Yeah.
She's not a weak sister.
No.
Love it.
By the end of March, Commissioner Anwright was fucking pissed.
And the NYPD in him had become so frustrated with the situation that he started to speak
out to the press about how he might have to step into the
Investigation and bring the bandit in himself
He said I had about reached the conclusion that I would have to go out and get her myself
I'm not so sure that she is not a shorthaired man. Oh, see we can't we can't just give it. It's a skirt
I'm like no she's a skirt and she's getting the best to you commissioner and you're just upset about it
His comments were aimed at the critics of the police,
but it's also clear from his statement
that the bandit's gender was at least some degree of a threat
to him.
Otherwise, he would have never called it into question.
Exactly.
Asshole.
I'm saying.
For months, the bandit and her companion
had been holding up drug stores.
My favorite part, to be honest.
Her companion.
And groceries around the city, all without firing a single shot or harming
anybody.
No shots had been fired up to this point.
Which thankful for that.
But that all changed on April 1st when the pair attempted to rob the payroll department
of the National Biscuit Company, which is a company that I would love to support.
I was going to say that place is near and dear to my heart.
Same. Now, the heist was to be the biggest of their career thus far, not only because
it was the biggest supposed to be the biggest payout, but also because it occurred in broad
daylight while a number, a large number of clerks were present. That morning, the couple
actually hired a car to take them to the biscuit company, which I'm going to do that too.
And I'm not going to rob them. I'm just going to buy a lot of them. I'm getting a car to go to the
biscuit company right now. Nabisco. National biscuit company. Nabisco. Oh my God. I never knew that.
Mikey just told us Nabisco. Mikey just cracked the code. I never knew that. Biscuit company.
What the fuck? I'm going to support them.
Boom.
Well, when they-
Boom.
Boom.
When they arrived to Nabisco, the man pointed a gun at the driver, Arthur West, and told
him to get in the back of the car.
Once West had been tied up and placed on the floor in the back seat, the bandit took over
the wheel and they continued down the street to the National Biscuit warehouse.
Nabisco, Wahoo.
Once they reached their destination, they parked on the street outside the Wahoo warehouse
and entered through the front door and climbed the stairs straight to the administrative
offices.
So on the second floor, the young woman walked to the caged-in payroll office, and she stepped
up to the desk and handed the clerk, Nathan Mazzo, an envelope.
Mazzo opened the envelope and took
out the paper inside, but it appeared to be blank. When he looked up, prepared to question the woman
in front of him, he found himself staring into the barrel of the bobbed-haired bandit's pistol.
Seconds later, the bandit's male companion appeared at her side with pistols in both hands
and a handkerchief covering his face. Oh.
The payroll office erupted into chaos as the clerks and secretaries started running trying
to escape the gunman. But the bandit kept focused on Mazzo and the other man corralled the employees
and forced them into a smaller office just adjacent to the payroll cage. Now as the staff
began filing into the small office, Mazzo was last in line
and he appeared to make a move for the bandit's gun, grabbing her arm when he passed by her.
The bandit fell back away from Mazzo, tumbling over a chair and falling to the floor.
Seeing what was happening, her companion fired two shots, hitting Mazzo in the arm, causing the man
obviously to scream and then the scene to erupt in the arm, causing the man obviously to scream. And then the
scene to erupt in the chaos because fire has now been-
You've now heard gunshots.
Exactly. With everything having gone awry, the pair fled down the stairs and out to the
car with several national biscuit drivers following behind them now.
They were doing these little ones that were going well.
At night.
And they got two, they were putting on the rits. They were high hatting.
I know what that's all about. High hatting.
They were getting swelled. They were throwing on side, acting high toned.
Acting high toned.
You got to keep it chill.
You got to chill out. How do you say chill out in 1920s?
I think it's like, hold on.
Hold on.
You know, summer down, you got to cool your jets, hold your horses, keep your shirt on.
I like keep your shirt on.
Take it easy, pipe down, keep your hair on.
Keep your hair on.
Why do I feel like your ma right now? She doesn't really talk like
that but like kind of. But she kind of does. She has a 1920s vibe about her when she gets going.
Won't you be a Boppa Looper's baby? She does, she does the transmit. I just like the like high
hat and getting swelled. Getting too big for you, Brett. Keep your hair on. Keep your hair on.
Well, nobody's hair was on.
Everybody was fucking terrified.
They were getting swelled.
They were getting rightfully swelled.
They were acting way too high toned.
An ambulance and police arrived at the scene a short time later and Nathan Mazza was taken
to the hospital for treatment.
A few blocks away, a patrolman came upon the Packard that the pair had arrived in.
And the driver, Arthur West, was still tied up
in the floor in the back, on the floor in the back.
The patrolman took the car and the driver
to the nearest precinct where he explained
that he had picked up the couple at a hotel
near Prospect Park and had driven them down
to where the car had been found, at which point
he was jumped by the couple and thrown into the back
of the car.
Oh, damn.
He said he had not seen either passenger's face, but according to the press,
quote, his description of both the girl and her companion tallied perfectly with that of the Bob
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After 17 successful robberies. 17.
17. We just did the highlights here.
Holy shit.
The holdup of the national biscuit company, Nabiscoisco changed everything for the bandit and her
manion. Wow. Where she was spoken of as an anti-hero, now the papers were accusing her
and her companion as attempted murderers and announcing quite inaccurately that Mao's
wounds will quote, probably prove fatal. They didn't. Okay. He was shot, which is very
wrong. Absolutely. He was shot in the arm.
He was not going to die. A few days later, he himself would capitalize on the spotlight,
giving interviews where he heroically claimed that he'd been reaching for the gun, not
trying to remove the bandit's veil, as had been suggested by the police and the press.
He told a reporter, believe me, if I got that gun, I would have saved the police a lot of
trouble. I'd have killed them both.
That's what I'm going to do next time.
I'm going to get the gun and I'm going to shoot her.
Honestly, I probably would have been as insufferable coming out of that.
Oh, if you shoot me in the arm.
I would have come out and I would have been like, next time I'm getting that gun.
I'm getting you.
Yeah.
You shoot me in the arm, you're done.
Yeah.
But if Nathan Mazzo was fantasizing about a second visit from the bandit and her companion,
he would be sadly disappointed. After months of robberies and obviously very intense press
coverage, the bobbed haired bandit and her companion seemingly disappeared. For weeks,
NYPD officers and detectives spread out across the city in search of the bobbed haired bandit
and her companion. But the robberies had stopped altogether and there was no sign of the infamous
duo anywhere.
Wow!
Finally, in mid-April investigators got a break when they learned that the Parkers,
who were the couple that hired the car and the driver that took them to the biscuit company,
were 20-year-old Celia Cooney,
20?
20-year-old Celia Cooney and her 25 year old husband Ed. Ed. Ed. Honestly yeah her companion
is Ed. The couple lived in Brooklyn until recently when they gave up their apartment and told their
landlord that they were moving down to Florida. NYPD detectives contacted authorities in Florida
who put out an alert across the state and in the early hours of April 21st
Celia and Ed Cooney were arrested at a rooming house in Jacksonville. Damn is that her? Yeah the
bald head bandit. She does look 20. She looks younger than that to be honest. Wow so now who
exactly were Celia and Ed Cooney? Who were they? Well, Celia was born into extreme poverty
and raised along with seven brothers and sisters
by a single mother who relied on her children
to beg for money in the street.
That's how bad things were.
So she kinda, this was in her bones already.
For most of her younger years,
the family lived in a coal cellar
until Celia was taken in by an aunt in Brooklyn
when she was 14. In 1918 she moved out on her own and a few years later in 1923 she
met her now husband Ed at a vaudeville theater on Fulton Street. I love that. That's so 1920s.
Like that's so of the time. And it's a beautiful love story to be honest. She later remembered
that night saying, I thought I'd blow 30 cents taking in a show love story to be honest. She later remembered that night saying,
I thought I'd blow 30 cents taking in a show and hoping to run into some friends.
But by the end of the night, she struck up a conversation with the man next to her.
And as the picture came to an end, she had fallen in love with Ed's quote-unquote wonderful smile.
Oh my god. Right? That's actually really sweet.
They dated for a few months before they decided to get married on May 18, 1923, and Celia
said, I'd never been so happy in my life, but we weren't saving a cent.
Ed kept insisting on me buying myself some nice clothes.
It seemed so wonderful to me to be loved and worried about, so we spent our money that
summer almost as fast as we made it.
Wow.
At the same time, Ed was working as a welder for a small garage in
Brooklyn. And while the salary wasn't great, it was enough to pay a small rent on the small
room that they shared in a rooming house. But in September, Celia learned that she was
pregnant. And that news changed everything. Oh, she told Ed, I'm not going to have my
baby raised in a little two by four hole like I was insisting that they needed to find a more suitable home for their family and Ed promised that he would find
a way to make it happen. This was how-
That sounds like such a sweet story at first. You're just like, you're like root for them.
Yeah. And then they just said, you know how we could do that? Robbing a lot of places.
Yeah. And you said, oh no.
This was how Celia and Ed Cooney became the Bobbed-Haired Bandit and her companion.
Wow, and her companion Ed.
At first, it all seemed like this strange fantasy to the young couple. Celia said,
I had been reading magazines and books about girl crooks and bandits.
Girl crooks.
Girl crooks and bandits. And it began to seem like a game or play acting after Ed really came home
with the guns. It was more exciting than anything I'd ever thought I'd do. Wow. The couple said they never intended to hurt anybody and they never wanted to. The
shooting at the biscuit company was completely unexpected and it was an unconscious reaction from
Ed when he thought his pregnant wife was in danger. He told the police. And in that sense, you're like,
obviously being in the position of robbing people.
Whilst pregnant.
Already, you lose that argument.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
But now you almost believe her when she says, we didn't intend to hurt anybody because they
never tried to before.
It seemed like the intimidation tactic was what they were going with and it seemed to
work.
Yes, which is wrong.
And throwing people off kilter with her being the first one going in there with the gun,
I think was their intention, like throwing them off completely at first.
Yep.
And then Ed can saunter in all tall and like, you know.
Get everything done.
Get everything done.
Yeah. I think his reaction was a somewhat natural instinct, I guess.
He was just trying to protect his pregnant wife.
But they had put themselves in that position to begin with. So it's like,
precisely, your argument falls flat.
Precisely. He told police, I thought she had been struck or maybe cut and I fired
through the door at Mazzo who fell. My girl was down and I had to rush in. I picked her up and
carried her out. And if they had an already plan to go to Florida after one final heist,
the reports in the papers the next day certainly would have prompted
them to run. Among the details of the holdup and the shooting were detailed descriptions
of both Celia and Ned, along with orders from Commissioner Enright to quote, shoot her on
sight if necessary.
Damn.
Which is like, I don't think that's necessary.
Without the money from the biscuit holdup, life in Florida wasn't much better than what they had in New York when they first got married.
After spending most of their money on train and boat fairs to get to Jacksonville, the two had run out of money and they vowed not to commit any more holdups.
Celia said, we had less than $50 left and my baby was coming soon, which would cost money.
The bandit stuff was over. We never even thought of trying that again." So Ed set out to find work as a
mechanic in Jacksonville, but by then their descriptions had made it to the papers up
and down the East Coast and then would be followed by their actual names. So they knew
it was only a matter of time before law enforcement caught up with them. A few days after their
arrest Ed and Celia were brought back to New York,
much to the delight of the New York press,
who were happy to have their main story back in the city.
The pair were quickly arranged on charges
of armed robbery and assault,
where they indicated their willingness to plead guilty
to as many as 10 robberies.
But they both maintained that they only started
robbing stores in order to afford their baby
and give Ed to find
a better paying job, give them some time to do that. Celia proudly told the court that the world
owed them a living and she said, we did not want our baby born in an unfinished room. We needed
money to get furniture and get set up on our and set up our own home. And Ed said, I had been reading
in the newspapers of numerous robberies and I decided I might get enough money that way to fix us up.
SELIA Damn.
STACEY Although enthusiasm for the couple had waned
slightly once they were identified, Celia and Ed still had a fair share of fans, and more than a
little sympathy. When they arrived to New York from Florida, their train was met by a mob of onlookers.
Hundreds of people rushed the train's doors just in an effort to get a look at
the commit the bandit and her companion. Oh I believe it. And more than a few of them were
saddened to hear that just a few days before being brought back to New York Celia had given birth to
her baby and the baby unfortunately passed away a few days later. Oh that's sad. Yeah the baby was
buried in Florida. Detectives meanwhile had a hard time believing that Celia Cooney was the bobbed-haired bandit who had plagued
them for months. If you see her, she's just this tiny little thing. She's so little.
Friends and neighbors reported to investigators that Ed also was one of
the nicest guys they knew, and they never would have suspected him to be an
armed robber. But Celia, on the other hand, received fewer glowing reviews from people who actually knew
her. According to one of her former landlady's, Celia would quote, lay in a filthy bed in
a filthy room until noon every day, reading detective and true crime magazines and watching
boxing matches. Damn. Wow. There's a lot to unpack there. And an anonymous source interviewed by the press also had questionable things to say about Celia.
They said she would talk to men on the phone who had Italian names,
and I had the suspicion then that she was talking to members of the underworld.
That's the way she struck me.
These men had Italian names.
Like maybe she's just friends with Italians.
You don't say.
Like, Jesus Christ. I love how it's just like automatically like that is the wildest
start. Like she's talking to Joe Benino.
These men with Italian names, they're definitely part of the underworld.
They have to be. In the days after the arraignment, a new narrative was emerging in the press. Now
that she had been unmasked, the bobbed haired bandit was no longer a symbol of the feminist
revolution.
Now people just thought she was a low class degenerate who had duped her husband into
being her criminal accomplice.
Damn, how that might have fallen.
Wow.
We didn't plan that.
No.
A few days after their arraignment, Judge George Martin announced that he wanted the
pair to be evaluated by psychiatrists after receiving concerning letters from members
of Ed's family. According to the letters, Ed had, quote, shown signs of a disordered
mentality since childhood, and he displayed apparent inability to grasp a situation, which
is interesting.
That is interesting.
Celia, on the other hand, was described in dismissive and scathing terms. The press claimed
that she, quote, had begun to visualize the unwritten part of the detective stories of which she's so fond of. She looks forward to the sentencing
in court, its dramatic possibilities appeal to her.
Oh man.
So there's like, she's wrapped up in this crime fantasy world really.
The images of her is falling slowly.
Yeah.
Now a little faster actually.
They're making an example of her.
It's hitting the skids.
The psychiatrist's opinions of Celia were no kinder than the press had been.
Celia, he claimed, was the head of the operation, while Ed was, quote, usually in the background,
and his function was to smash the cash registers and gather in the loot, while his wife took
center stage.
The psychiatrist told a reporter, there was something abnormal and not womanly about her
actions. She was acting under an impulse that was apparently unnatural.
And in every case, she dominated the man who was with her.
She was the director and he was simply a tool.
I love how they're like, that's not womanly. I'm like...
Yeah.
Excuse me?
I'm like, I should reevaluate my life then, I guess.
A few weeks later, on May 6, Celia and Ed appeared before Judge Martin where
they pleaded guilty to charges of robbery and assault. Each was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Ed went to Sing Sing and Celia went to Auburn Correctional Facility and they both had the
opportunity for parole after seven years. Before leaving the courtroom Celia wrote one last note,
this one to the judge in the hopes that he would share it with the press. And the New York Times shared it. She wrote, to those girls who think they would like
to see their names in the paper as mine has been, or think they would like to do what I have done,
let me just say, don't try to do it. You won't, you don't know what you will suffer. While I smile,
my heart is breaking in me. Oh, she was just lost. She was very lost. She was very lost. Made very bad choices.
Very bad, very bad choices.
But I do have this weird sympathy for her.
Cause you think she, I mean, she obviously grew up with nothing.
Very rough.
Yeah.
With nothing.
And it's like, she clearly fell into these like, you know, detective magazines
and all that.
She fell into her own delusion.
And thought it was going to be this glamorous, like, yeah.
Yeah. But what she, again, the moral of the story is what she did was wrong.
Yeah, because while she was obviously lost and like thought it was going to be this whole
glamorous thing, she also wasn't thinking about the people whose lives she was completely destroying.
And putting at risk.
That kind of money taking that from somebody like a grocer or somebody who owns a business.
That's their whole livelihood.
That's it.
It's like, and they have families too that they need to take care of.
So it's like, yeah, you may be pregnant and you may be trying to like feed your kid.
Right.
Taking it out of somebody else's mouth who's working hard for it is not the way to do it.
There's other ways.
Yeah.
Now in late October, 1931, Celia and Ed Cooney were each granted parole on the condition that
they find suitable employment.
Unfortunately for Ed, that was going to be pretty difficult.
He had had an accident in the prison machine shop and that had resulted in his arm being
amputated.
He sadly died from tuberculosis just five years later.
Oh, poor Ed.
I know.
Celia did manage to find work as a typist and she remarried in the mid-1940s and just
kind of did her best to stay out of the public eye.
She relocated to Florida and she died from natural causes in 1992.
Damn.
Isn't that crazy?
Holy shit.
Yeah, she lived a long life.
Yeah.
That was a swell, a jake, a nifty, the cat's meow, the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees.
I was having a ball. It was a whoopee.
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