Morbid - Episode 64: Daniel LaPlante Mini Morbid
Episode Date: May 8, 2019Guys, it happened. Ash scared the hell out of Alaina. In this Ash-centric Mini Morbid episode, we take a look into the bizarre, spooky and tragic tale of Daniel LaPlante who hides in your wal...l and wears your makeup. Seriously, just sledgehammer your house now because this case will have you questioning if insulation is worth it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash, and I'm Elena.
And this is Morbid.
The Mini Morbid.
Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, Morbid.
Mini, Morbid, mini, Morbid, mini, Morbid.
Baaaard.
So what's up everybody?
We can just dive right into this yeah, yeah, this is a mini morbid. I don't banter here. I know
We've gotten some really good feedback about our banter recently actually we have we really have no That's what I mean banter we've gotten some beautiful people telling us to never stop bantering and we love you guys
So guess what this episode is just us talking about our life. It's just banter. banter. No, it's not. It's not. It's a mini episode about
Daniel LaPlanter. Daniel LaPlanter. Do you know anything about Daniel LaPlanter? Sounds kind of
familiar, but I don't know. Okay. Well, Daniel LaPlanter was born in, I don't know how to say this, but
I'm gonna go with Townsend Massachusetts. I like it. Cool too.
In 1970, he had a very traumatic childhood.
I am shocked.
Including sexual, physical, and psychological abuse.
Oof.
Yeah, that's the trifecta.
His dad was like a very abusive factor in his life.
His dad was super abusive and just about every man, or like sexual.
Oh my god. Everything I mentioned before. Guys, don't have kids just to abuse them.
Seriously. Come on man. It's, it makes me nuts. It makes me really angry. Obviously he had issues in
school and he had socially, excuse me, he had social issues because he wasn't exactly the boy next
store. No, no. He struggled with dyslexia,
he had pretty bad skin, and overall he just really didn't care about his appearance or personal hygiene,
so that made it hard for him to make friends. He's a target, kind of fit in within
in crowd or any crowd for that matter. Most of the kids he grew up with thought he was spooky,
strange, and just like off, like an off guy. Oh no. I know.
Sounds very familiar.
Shit. Oh, to you. I was like, what is she talking about? And then you're talking about yourself.
I am also spooky strange in a little off. Oh my god. Can we put that on a shirt?
Spooky strange in a little off. Yes, okay, but yeah.
So even teachers were alarmed by his lack of motivation
and he was sent to see a psychiatrist.
Okay.
So the psychiatrist was a piece of shit.
Cool.
And he started sexually abusing him during their sessions.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
So he literally just, I hate to say this,
but he didn't have a fucking chance. He also during this time was diagnosed with hyperactivity
disorder. Okay. Same. Yeah. Really bad. Yeah. As a teen, he started breaking into people's
houses and stealing their things because probably to escape from his life. Yeah, I would say so.
But you shouldn't do that.
Stop stealing people's things.
Because I need to escape from my life every now and then and do you know what I do?
I go to Starbucks.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, those are my things.
Sponsored.
They're not your things.
Yeah, Starbucks, you want to have something.
You're magic.
By the time Daniel was 15, he had a pattern.
He would, in his pattern, his fucking scary.
Oh no. He would break into homes and not only take things, but he would leave random things behind.
Ooh. And move things around so that it was clear that someone had been in the house.
Like, people would come home and be like, cool, someone was here. Why is that over there?
I don't like that at all. I hate it. I don't like any part of that.
Hate hate hate hate hate.
So he like really liked to mess with people's minds. He started getting super into mind games.
Oh no. Yeah. That doesn't bode well for a bright future.
But guess what? Things took a turn for the better. Oh, yeah. This is gonna be like the happiest episode ever.
Oh good.
It's not.
But he met this girl.
And you know, things always go up when they need to go.
When they need to go.
When things didn't just go sunny and butterflies.
In Philadelphia, and I really didn't know.
Okay.
So no one is actually really sure how he got her number.
Some people think that he burglarized her house at one point and like got the number of the family in
that process but romantic. Very unclear how he got the number. But I'm assuming
she did not give it to him. No, she did not. So the number of this family, well,
I'm like, is eight seven seven? Yeah, yourself folks. Everybody are you ready?
This family is what I mentioned was the Anderson family. It included a father and two daughters and the mother had passed away from cancer.
So Annie was the older daughter Jessica was younger and the dad's name was Brian. Okay. So the first time that Danny called Annie, LOL. Danny and I.
She answered the phone and Danny told her that he had her number
or had gotten her number from someone at her school and he thought she was super pretty and he was like this blonde
super cute jock type which like that is not the truth honey. That was not true. Not the truth.
That is not the truth, honey. That was not true.
Not the truth.
Not true.
And Annie was stoked.
Like she was wicked excited
and they started talking on the phone regularly.
No, so he catfished her.
I make a reference to that.
Oh, okay, good.
That was gonna be a fun joke.
I knew you would.
He literally catfished her.
Danny said he went to a different school
so the two decided to set up a date one night.
Oh no.
And Annie was nervous but they had
talked in the phone multiple times over the course of a few weeks so she was like excited to meet
this super cute blondie football baseball sport dude type. Oh no. Well, uh imagine her pre-cafish
disappointment is what I wrote when she opened the door to Danny on the night of their date.
Oh, spooky strange Danny.
Spooky strange in a little off Danny.
Danny phantom if you will.
Danny phantom? No, but that sounds amazing.
Funny. Somebody did. Who's listening right now?
Absolutely.
He was not the cute jock he described himself to be and instead was a pretty scrawny greasy looking creepy-ish guy. Oh you gotta wash your hair. But guess what?
Annie was in a bitch. She still went out with him. Oh Annie! Yes girl. Very nice.
Listen, she had every right to be a bitch too. Like you can't be catfishing people.
Okay. She was like yeah he probably was like really nervous
to like tell her that he was like this creepy spooky dude.
Don't start your relationship off on a lot.
And you just don't manipulate people like that.
You gotta be a front man if they like you,
they like you if they don't, they don't.
Also, I feel like just like, how do you show up
to somebody's house after?
I feel like, and like just not say anything about it.
Just like, hey, it's me.
She's like, no, it's not. It's like, hi! Hey, it's me. She's like, no, it's not.
She's like, not a bloke.
Wrong number at my phone door.
You are very different Gomez.
I'm very different.
So they went to like this carnival slash fair thing together.
That seems about right.
If you didn't tell me that, I'd be like,
they went to a kind of 100%
that well they're probably like 15 or something like maybe. Well, it's just a little young
kind of. Kind of like inherently spooky. Oh yeah. And have like some weird dark vibes.
So this whole story sounds fake to the point where I was like, is this real? There's like
lots of sources. All right. So the date sounds worse than any date that I have ever been on or
imagined in my mind.
Wow.
And I've been on a lot of shitty dates.
Yeah, you have.
In this one's worse.
Wow.
They started talking and Annie told Danny, I can't stop laughing.
I know.
How her dad worked a lot because the family had just lost the mom to cancer.
And he was a single parent now, like trying to support her and her sister.
And instead of comforting her or saying something nice, like a whole
semas person would do, he was super interested in just like the details of her mom's passing.
Ew! Yeah. He wanted to know how Annie red flagged.
A huge red flagged city. Oh my. He wanted to know exactly how Annie felt at the moment that she learned of her mother's death,
and he wanted to know how much her mom had suffered.
Like those are the questions that he asked.
By sociopath, I'm running a live right now.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Phone a friend.
No one is asking you those questions.
No.
Even spooky people aren't asking you those questions.
No, I'm spooky as fuck, and I'm not gonna ask you those questions. I don't wanna know those questions. No. Even spooky people aren't asking you those questions. No, spooky people. I'm not gonna ask you those questions. I don't want to know those questions.
No, I'm not that spooky. I'm spooky. Not that spooky. No one's that spooky.
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
Danny Daniel. Danny Daniel, what are you doing? Oh, Daniel.
So, needless to say, they didn't see each other again. No, I can't understand that.
But the shitty date left Danny feeling really sad and missing her mom.
It probably really gross. Yeah, really gross. Especially because she was trying to be fucking nice.
Like, that would give me some darkness. I'd be like, damn. Yeah. Well, the fuck did I just live through?
I know, and that's probably like one of her first dates that she ever really wanted. That sucks.
Really sucks. That can't be Daniel. Really weird. So, um So she and her sister decided to hold a sance
in their basement to talk to their mom.
Ooh, yeah.
Stuff.
Sances are fun though.
They are fun.
I don't know if I'd want to do it in this situation.
No, probably not.
Sances are fun when you don't really have somebody
like a love, a very beloved one.
Yeah, no, I hope that you are looking
to just go like that makes it very dark. Yeah, very dark. The girls were home alone and pretty freaked out afterwards.
Like they went through and did the whole say-outs. Damn. Yeah. I wouldn't do that now, but
nope. It was a room full of people. No, by myself. No, thank you. And that night they both
were having the spooks, but they just kind of chalked it up to the fact that they just
had a fucking say-outs in the house asked and then they both went to bed and
They kept hearing knocking noises on the bedroom walls. Nope. Nope. I'm already
Ew, like my whole body just like revolting against that was researching this
I was really freaked out. I'm my body's revolting against this. I just got such a show
They thought that they were communicating
with the ghost of their mom
and started asking her questions.
Oh my God.
To which more knocking came in response.
I'm horrified.
So they were, they thought that they were communicating
with her beyond horrified right now.
Yep.
The first few nights they felt happy
and were excited to be like talking to her again.
God. But then shit got really weird. Oh no. Um, the first few nights they felt happy and were excited to be like talking to her again. God!
But then Chick got really weird.
Oh no.
Uh, the knocking became more and more frequent and was disruptive to the point that it was like
really starting to freak them out.
Oh, I'm like literally good.
I have- this is the first one that has given me like chill chills.
Oh, it just wait.
It gets so much worse.
Like, chilly chills could be heaps.
I have because do you know what?
You fuck with me all the time on these episodes. You do? Did you tell me the worst thing? No. And guess what? It's coming up here. Like, chili jails, maybe hebs. Because do you know what? You fuck with me all the time on these episodes.
Do you do?
Do you tell me the worst thing?
I know.
And guess what?
It's coming there, I am.
It's time to pay the paper.
I don't like it.
It's time to pay the paper, Biach.
They had a feeling it wasn't their mom
who they had communicated with.
Yeah.
And something far more sinister.
Likely.
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The dad Brian was starting to get really pissed off because the house would be like a mess and things would be strewn everywhere and the girls were like, we're not doing that.
Like we did not do that.
And he's like, yeah, like who did it then?
Like, I know who did it.
I know Brian.
I know.
I know.
I know Brian.
I know Brian.
And he felt like maybe he was working too much
and that their switch of behavior was kind of like an attention to seeing it.
Like an acting out kind of thing. Yeah. Poor man.
So on the night of January 1987, oh, excuse me,
one night in January 1987,
the knocking started again while Annie and Jessica were home alone
and their dad was at work.
The noise this time sounded like it was coming from the basement and not the walls.
Nope.
So they both grabbed knives from the kitchen and headed downstairs to the basement.
No!
Which like, nope, nope.
Nobody, nope, nope.
You leave that house, you call the police girl.
Yep, goodbye.
So they went right down to figure out what was going on.
Wow. girl. Yep, goodbye. So they went right down to figure out what was going on. And immediately,
they saw a message written on the wall in blood. Nope. I'm in your room. No. Come and find me.
Nope. Get me an Uber. I've been in your room. Come and find me. Immediately get me an Uber.
I've got to go. My Uber is here. 12 stars. Hate hate it if you're four minutes away. It's not gonna work out. You have to be here right now
Yeah, so they did what any normal person would do and ran the fuck right out of that house good girl
They ran crying to a neighbor who called their dad
But the dad was pissed when he got there and assumed that this was like
them more acting of yeah like wanting him to come home from work and like oh my
god like spend time with them so he decided that it was time for the girls to go
to therapy and deal with like whatever was going on he's just trying to be a good
dad I know which is so sad yeah this whole thing is like so dark.
Mm-hmm.
So things got quiet for a little bit.
After that, and Annie and Jessica were relieved
as well as the dad who felt like therapy was actually working.
Like he was like, okay, like things are chill.
I don't know.
It's for good.
But then, she got realer than it did last time.
Oh.
And a few weeks after the basement incident, the girls
heard the knocking again. But it was upstairs in Annie's room. No. When they went upstairs
to find out again what the fuck was happening. There was another note written in blood on
Annie's wall that read, I'm back. Find me if you can. Don't want to. No, thank you. Don't want to do it. I'm busy that day.
I'm so busy.
Fully booked. So busy.
Fenty schedule.
Ew. I'm just picturing this and it's like freaking me out.
So, oh, just wait. I don't like things like in people's houses for a long period of time.
I hate it. I hate it.
Hate it so much.
Hate it more than life itself.
I like life though.
So they ran to the neighbor again who called their pissed off
dad.
But the neighbor was like, nah, dude,
like you should have seen them when they got here.
They were like shaking and like inconsolable.
The neighbor was like, yeah, they're not making the shit up.
So Brian the dad decided to go check it out
and left the girls with the neighbor.
When he got inside, things seemed a little bit different than how the girls had described
them.
So clearly someone was in the house.
Oh my god.
Like there was shit everywhere.
Like the TV was like, I think it was like pulled out and like on super loud or something
like that.
And there was like shit everywhere.
Man.
So he headed up to Annie's room and saw the note
and then saw another note that read,
marry me on the wall.
This dude, was this dude a ghost?
Because he's really good at pretending to be
a scary-ass ghost.
Maybe it wasn't a ghost.
I haven't told you that it's a person yet.
And then he also found a picture of Annie stabbed to the wall.
Oh. yep.
When he turned around, he saw a young boy dressed in women's clothes with makeup on and a blonde wig.
Okay.
Some sources said that he was dressed in the wife's wedding gown, and others just said that he was dressed in the wife's clothes.
I mean, all of that is terrifying.
He had makeup like smudged all over his face.
Oh my God.
And wig on.
No.
And I cannot.
And he had a hatchet.
Oh.
He was just hanging out with a hatchet.
Oh.
Of course he had a hatchet of all scary ass weapons.
This one, this spooky ass one, the funer had a hatchet.
A wig and a hatchet.
God.
What?
I know.
So they got into a physical altercation.
But somehow Danny, so it was Danny.
Oh, it was Danny,
I'm so like, Danny escaped and like vanished into the night.
Like nobody could figure out where the fuck he went.
Oh my God.
So just look for the guy dressed in the wedding gown
would make up smear it all over his face.
Yes, the potential wedding gown.
Well, I don't know where he went.
So the dad called the police,
someone they got there, they like dived into this whole investigation
because they were like, yeah, kids with hatches,
just like dressed in wedding gowns,
don't really disappear too easily.
No.
So he's gotta be around here somewhere.
Yeah.
Um, pretty big target on his back.
So they started carrying out an investigation
in the house to figure out where this kid
could possibly have been hiding.
My God.
And they found him in the most terrifying place
you could ever fucking imagine.
A crawl space hidden behind a cupboard in Annie's room.
Yup.
I hate this so much.
Yup.
Hate it so much.
He had been hiding there for like,
they don't even know how long.
Oh my God.
They found, there was like a tunnel system.
Oh, they found awful things in there, didn't they?
Beer, clothing, including some of Annie's and Jessica's
and people's so that he could see them
from anywhere in the house.
Oh, no, no.
Yep, nope. Yep. Yeah, nope.
Yep.
This just makes me want to take a sledgehammer
to all my walls.
I know.
Oh, really?
You're welcome.
He was arrested.
Oh, thank goodness.
But he spent approximately no time
in a juvenile facility.
Because he was like a juvenile on the side.
And as soon as he was released And as soon as he was released,
as soon as he was released, he started stealing again.
Oh, so he's really bellotated.
Yeah, totally.
In November of 1987, he stole two handguns
from a neighbor's house.
And on December 1st of that same year
is when he broke into another house
ready to ruin the lives of yet another family.
Oh my God.
Get a job, I hope I say this right.
Our hobby, seriously.
The Gustafsens.
Gustafsens.
Gustafsens.
Gustafsens.
That sounds good.
Yeah.
The Gustafsens family consisted of a pregnant wife
and mother, Priscilla.
Oh my God.
Andrew the husband, Slash Dad,
and their two young children, Abigail and William. Oh my God. It's something terrible slash dad and their two young children Abigail and William.
Oh my god.
Is something terrible going to happen to kids here?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I know.
Oh okay.
It's brief.
Let me get.
Okay.
Do it.
This case is just like so interesting.
Okay, do it.
So it's unknown exactly what Danny LaPlan intended on doing when he broke into the Gustives
in home, but either way it's horrific. So I'm gonna tell you what happened and trigger
warning there are kids involved in this. They're young. I don't mean to pretend
they're like, do you want me to say, I feel like I have to say. I know. Okay. Andrew
returned home from work to find his wife
weighing face down on the badly blood stained bed.
She had been shot at point blank range in the head
multiple times and had also been raped.
Oh, God.
His pregnant.
His five-year-old son William was discovered
by police in a bathtub upstairs.
He had been drowned. And his eight-year-old sister was in a bathtub upstairs. He'd been drowned.
And his eight-year-old sister was in the bathtub downstairs
and had also been drowned.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
The police apprehended Danny relatively quickly after this.
They fucking pulled him to pieces.
I hope they did.
He broke into a woman's home a few towns over.
Jesus.
He kidnapped her to go on the run in her car, but she was able to escape.
And while that all happened, he was like all over the news and someone saw his photo on the news
and then he was spotted hiding in a dumpster 48 hours after the whole man hunt began.
Oh God. A trial he was sentenced to three life sentences for the murder of the good stuff and family. And by the way the dad survived.
Oh my god. But did he?
While in prison, he showed absolutely no remorse.
He attempted to sue the courts multiple times for violations of his rights.
But you don't get any rights anymore.
He did ask said that they were violating his religious beliefs because they wouldn't grant him
like specific materials he needed.
Fuck off.
As a practicing satanist to carry out satanic rights.
Yeah, literally fuck you.
Like sorry, you know, we'd still have fun in the budget.
Real satanists don't murder innocent people.
Exactly.
So, fuck off.
But then all of a sudden he became super apologetic and regretful while appealing for his
reduced sentence.
Oh, that's convenient.
It really was.
Literally, I hope somebody like took a chain of sun and shoved it up his ass.
I also hope that.
He wrote, I do not have the words to fully express my profound sorrow, but I truly I am truly sorry for the harm I've caused
From that very essence of who I am from the depths of my soul. What's all I am sorry?
And then I wrote after that like boy what's all?
Wow, we are right on the same person
His sentence appeal was denied
Oh, thank you. So he's still alive. Yep. He's still alive. Do you want to see what he looks like?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Bergerie be looking. I hate him so much.
Well, we until he's doing what he looked like
when he was like a fucking child.
I hate this demon.
Yeah, so scary.
Well, this is what appeared on her fucking doorstep.
She's expecting a blonde jock
and this is what appears on her doorstep.
No.
Done.
You are not what I was looking for Daniel with plan.
I'm super busy that day totally, but he's got that like creepy stare.
Mm-hmm.
Ew.
He did not age well.
No, he did not age well at all.
Oh my god.
He's all bald and shit.
So yeah, that was horrific.
Yeah. But what, that was horrific.
But what a really fascinating story, fortunately.
Unfortunately, can you imagine?
He literally just was like hiding in their stories
where people are hiding in spaces and houses.
For like a while.
They always get to me the most.
I hate them a lot.
Cause it's like such an invasion, such an invasion.
He could see them anywhere they went in the house.
And just knowing that these people
are going to sleep at night, and he's in their wall.
There.
Like, I'm not okay with that.
Oh, I'm gonna have a tough time falling asleep.
Yeah, I'm not okay with that.
Yeah, me either.
And then he was in the mom's wedding dress,
or like dress, or at least clothes,
clothes, and a blonde wig with makeup smeared on his face and and a hatchet and a hatchet
Of course he had a hatchet
A creepy as westernery hate it and I can't find anything about how Annie moved on with her life because I was gonna say
How do you ever date again? Seriously? Like that's probably one of the first boys she ever went out with and she's like pretty old
That's that like I don't I actually actually don't think you could not ever again.
Like there's no online dating for her.
That's for sure.
And I would just not be able to live in a house with walls.
No need to have like Plexiglass walls everywhere.
Yeah, like two way mirrors.
Yep.
Well, that was my many episodes.
Thank you.
But you're welcome.
Thank you for truly horrifying me to my core.
I you did it. You my core. I did it.
You did it.
You did it.
You did it.
This is the first one that you have that has like,
really made me feel the same.
It was a good one.
I heard it and I was like, I can't.
It's like fast, but I can't not tell it.
No, it's so good.
I needed it.
Like good in an awful way.
Yeah.
Like, you know, very interesting, but very horrific.
Disgusting.
Hatchets. I hope you guys dug that! Yeah! That nightmare experience.
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Girl morbidpodcast.com minus the girl.
Mine is the girl.
We hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it.
Weird.
But not so weird that you let your childhood affect you in a major, major way and you start
to go out on dates with girls and pretend to be someone that you're not and you show
up to her door and you're like, hey, I was supposed to be blonde, but here I am.
I'm little and I'm spooky and I'm creepy.
And I'm going to take you on a date and ask you really fucked up questions and then I'm going to hide in your walls for a few months and then I'm going to kill, well, I'm little and I'm spooky and I'm creepy, and I'm gonna take you on a date and ask you really fucked up questions,
and then I'm gonna hide in your walls for a few months,
and then I'm gonna kill, well, I'm gonna try kill you
and wear a wedding dress, and then I'm gonna get a hatchet,
and then I'm gonna crawl back into the wall,
and then I'm gonna go do a really awful thing,
and then I'm gonna practice saving this up in jail.
Don't keep it that way.
Don't keep it that way. Don't do it.
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