Morbid - Episode 94: The LuLuLemon Murder Part 2
Episode Date: October 2, 2019We kept you hanging but here it is! The conclusion to one of the most puzzling and shocking crimes out there. When we left you last, Brittany Norwood's story was starting to get shaky, but ca...n anyone really believe she had something to do with Jayna Murray's brutal attack and murder? Sources: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/jayna-murray-alive-during-322-injuries-prosecutor/2011/11/02/gIQAtVxgfM_blog.html https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/woman-convicted-in-lululemon-murder-wants-new-trial/33734/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057040/Brittany-Norwood-guilty-Lululemon-yoga-worker-Jayna-Murrays-murder.html The Yoga Store Murder: The Shocking True Account of the Lululemon Athletica Killing By Dan Morse  Our Sponsors: Jenni Kayne! Visit JenniKayne.com and use promo code MORBID for 20% off your order Download Scam Goddess, a podcast that dives into some of the greatest frauds, hoodwinks and swindlers in history wherever you stream podcasts: https://www.earwolf.com/episode/scam-heiress-anna-sorokin-with-paul-f-tompkins/ Murder Apparel! Use promo code MORBID for 25% off your order at MurderApparel.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash and I'm Alena and this is morbid. We are in part two of the Lululemon murder.
We hope you didn't Google it and spoil it for yourselves.
I saw a bunch of people talking on the Facebook group
and an Instagram saying that they were real mad
that it ended where it ended
and that they weren't gonna Google it.
So good job, guys.
We just like to leave you on Little Cliffhangers.
It's fun for us.
And this is just such a crazy case
that it's one of those that I hope people waited
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So without further ado, I think we should get into part two of this crazy.
You think so?
I don't know.
Maybe we should hang out a little longer.
No people are like, fuck you, Ash.
Just get it.
All right.
So when we left off last time, where did we leave them?
We left you guys with Brittany coming into the police station.
And the two detectives on the case decided
that they were going to try to see if she was going to lie
about smaller details.
Right, right.
To kind of cement the idea that they think she's lying
about a lot of this stuff.
So that's when they had already found a bunch of blood
in DNA in Janus Carr, which is parked three blocks away
from the Lulele
I'm in store, that DNA and blood belonged to Brittany.
So they bring her in, they ask her,
have you ever seen Janus car?
And she's like, maybe once, I don't know.
I don't know.
Then they say, have you ever been in Janus car?
No way.
She's never given you a ride somewhere?
No.
Never, I've never been in that car. So immediately they are like, boom. No way. She's never given you a ride somewhere. No, never. I've never been in that car.
So immediately they are like boom. So that's where we left you. So now after this, they're like,
well, shit, we need to get her to confess or something because this is looking crazy and
there's really nothing to point to to say that she absolutely did it, but everything's starting
to look that way.
But we don't have that smoking gun that's going to tell us, I mean, she's lying.
She was in her car.
We know this now.
How can we use this to get her to confess?
So then Brittany out of nowhere.
So they're trying to figure out how to get her to come back in to talk.
And Brittany is the one that's like, Hey, guys, I have something else to say.
Can I come back in?
Criminals are always like, I swear this happens in so many cases.
If the police are trying to figure it out and then they come in because they just like want,
they can't stop talking.
No, they just, it's like they want to keep in with her.
I feel like it's like she just kept wanting to tell this story.
Yeah.
And you'll see why.
Mm-hmm.
So, she, out of nowhere.
She tells the police she'd like to come back in,
because she wants to tell them some things
that she forgot to mention in their other interview.
It just came back.
She was like, it just popped into my head.
So, she comes back in,
and she comes back in with her sister, Marissa,
and her older brother, Chris, with her.
And she's like, oh, actually,
it occurred to me last night when I went to sleep
that I have in fact been in Jane's car.
In fact, I drove it the night of the murder.
Whoa!
How the, I'm sorry.
How the fuck would you forget that?
But I love it.
You know, I have been in that car.
Actually, I drove it somewhere on the night that she got there.
Like that gruesome night where I remember every detail of them dragging me by my hair,
this is the other thing, then placing me on her body. But I forgot to mention that.
Yeah, they also had me drive her car somewhere. Yeah. Like she remembered that when
one of the guys like zipped up his jacket, it made a swishy sound like swishy material. Yeah, she remembered that
But she didn't remember driving a vehicle a dead woman's car. Yeah, no big deal. Idiot. Yeah, that's fine, Brittany
So she says that the masked men before they sexually assaulted her and tied her up
Made her move Gina's car from the front of the store to the place where it was found three blocks away
She said they told her they were watching her do it, and if she tried to alert for help
that they would kill her.
Perfect.
How does that make any sense?
We're going to watch you drive it three blocks away.
There's two masked men.
One of them doesn't go with you to make sure that you don't run away in the car.
That's three blocks away.
And they're going to watch you the whole time.
That makes perfect sense to me.
What are you confused about?
And it's like, why?
So these two guys are gonna sit there
and just watch you drive down the street.
If you take a right instead of a left,
what the fuck are they gonna do?
Run after the car?
Yes.
No.
They're gonna be standing there being like,
well shit, with their thumbs up there as well.
Well, like are you just gonna stand outside the store
like in their masks?
Well, Jane is inside the store.
Just like have a quick smoke.
Yeah. Like picture that. Like,
Britney, you're stupid. Come up with some better shit here.
Like what is wrong with you? And of course, this is the most absurd story you
already told me. I've never heard the detectives, of course, were like,
well, why wouldn't you just keep driving? And maybe go to the police or something.
Didn't she say that she saw a policeman? Oh, yeah.
And she said that they told her they knew where she lived.
So she was too scared to drive anywhere.
So they also know where you live, no.
And it's like, but if you drove away to a police station and were like, Hey, at the Lula
Lemonstore back there, there's two dudes waiting for me to come back.
Can you maybe come with me? They would just arrest them.
Right.
And then it wouldn't matter if they knew you ever
you lived, because they'd be arrested.
Right.
So like, for me.
For me.
Like, no.
For it.
Yeah.
Sis.
Now, she then claims that she walked from the place
she parked Jane as car, three blocks away, back to the store.
And not one person saw the gaping flush wound
on your fucking forehead.
Well, that's so detectives' aster.
They're like, did you pass anyone on the street?
Because you were bloodied and clearly indistressed
and she said, oh yeah, I passed people.
But no one noticed how haggard and beat up she looked.
Yeah.
No one asked.
They were like, did anyone ask?
Like, you're right. Did anyone say anything? She was like, nope, no one said,
she's like, we live in a community of Dick Walsh. Yeah. Apparently. So
Brittany should never write thriller novels because the Holy shit this story has so many
plot holes in it. Yeah. Like girl, it's unraveling. Like readers would be like, no, Brittany.
Sorry, I'm done. No. After having her go through this story once again,
like the whole story,
because now we wanna hear you say the whole thing again.
Right.
And kind of like sussing out that she was clearly
reciting a rehearsed tale at this point
because she really was down to the detail every time,
like she could tell you every little minute thing
and it never changed.
Right.
Which, it's like, it's weird when things do change, but it's even weirder when things are like to the
letter. Yeah. It's like her note cards fell out of her sleeve. Exactly. Her index card.
Exactly. And she's like, whoosh. She's like, and those, the, what's that word? It's
smudged. They started asking her then if she wanted to get something off her chest,
they were like, do you have anything you'd like to tell us?
Anything weighing on you?
If you watch the show that we mentioned in part one on Oxygen,
you can see this whole interview.
Oh, yeah, and it's crazy.
So she refused.
She was like, nope, don't have anything,
but they kept pressing.
It's chilling how glit calm and calm.
Oh, yeah, she collected.
She is.
And how quickly she turns on waterworks.
You can like sob and whimper and show this,
like she's recalling this awful event
that happened to her.
And it's so creepy too, because like,
a lot of times when you picture like a brutal murderer,
you're picturing like this scary ass dude.
And she's like this little tiny like a petite girl,
like pretty, and like a jump there, like a tracksuit.
Yep, exactly.
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And they even tried different tactics,
like straight up saying, we know you're lying,
but we caught you, you did it.
She's like, no.
She's like, no.
And then they're trying to be like kind and gentle
with her and saying, like, I know it's hard.
You know, Jaina probably got you upset or angry.
You snapped.
It's okay.
It happens.
What did she do to make you do that?
Like kind of, she's like, and she's like, nope.
I didn't do it.
I told you what happened.
And they did this for a while.
So like we said, she came to the police station
with her older brother, Chris and her sister,
Marissa.
And the detective soon decided that they were going to bring them in to see if it helped her
confess.
Sometimes when your family's around you, you feel like less like, like, no.
So Marissa, her sister, like, immediately lost it when presented with evidence that
showed the Britney was likely lying.
Yeah.
So she was actually taken out of the room because she was just like,
she lost it.
She was like, are you?
Because I think in her head she's like, she fucking did this.
My little baby sister.
Yeah.
So the detectives kind of worked on convincing Chris
that the evidence was pointing to her being the killer.
They were presenting him with everything.
Chris was kind of coming back with some things being like,
well, maybe no, like maybe this
doesn't work.
Right.
And they would just be like, no Chris like this is happening.
And they were just kind of telling him like, we're not wanting this to be how it is.
But it is what it is.
What it is.
Like the facts are here.
Here's the facts.
We don't want this to be the answer, but it is the fucking answer.
So in Brittany, the whole time is denying or staying silent. don't want this to be the answer, but it's a fucking answer. So
in Brittany, the whole time is denying or staying silent.
Right. She's sitting there looking down. She's like clearly having a moment of like, in their turmoil. That's when the
detectives were like, you know what, we're going to leave the
room and Chris is like, can I talk to her? You know, I always
wonder if people realize when the detectives leave the room that they're still on camera. Oh, that's the best part of this. I know.
The whole time she's sitting there being like, are they recording us? Do you know that
they're not in Chris's like, yeah, no, they're not at all. And it's like, what? You
really don't think that you were in a police station. Of course, you're in that part.
I'm like, really? You're in a police station interrogation room and So the detectives leave and they allow Chris to speak with her now the recording of this is crazy
Mm-hmm and in the book murder in the yoga store that I mentioned last week or last episode
There are direct quotes from this
Conversation between the two of them and this is how some of it went. And in the Oxygen series, you see a little snippet of it.
Yeah. So Chris straight up asks her, did you do this?
And she repeatedly says, no, she didn't want to talk about it.
And she says, I don't want to talk about it here, which is confessing.
Which is Chris keeps reminding her that they're not going to let you go.
Because she's like, I don't wanna talk about it here.
I just wanna go home.
I'll talk to you at home and he's like, oh, sis,
you're not going home.
Like they are not letting you out of here.
That's the other thing.
Like at one point she looks at the detective
and she's like, can I just go home?
And they're like, you really need me.
He's gonna be like, you know what girl?
You've had a long hard time.
Yeah, like go home and just take a nap.
Come back when you're ready.
Go home, think of a better story,
and then come back in here and give us a better home.
Run away.
Like skimmed town.
They're not letting you leave, lady.
And so Chris is like, yeah, you're not leaving here.
I'm fairly certain.
So you might as well start talking.
So Brittany says, I just don't want anyone
to be disappointed at me.
Honey, you brutally fucking murdered someone.
That ship has sailed.
It's in another continent.
It has hit an iceberg and it is at the bottom of you.
Go on down.
It is breaking in half as we speak.
It's gone.
It is now pieces of it are being pulled up
and presented as the big piece.
It is gone.
It's gone.
No longer to be here.
Are you kidding me?
Like, you killed somebody with several different weapons,
stabbed them and hurt them with over 330 wounds.
Yeah.
And you don't want anyone to be disappointed in you.
Like, maybe you should have thought of that.
Girl, I don't even know you, and I'm very disappointed
in you.
I was just going to say that.
I'm a hella disappointed.
So disappointed.
So Chris says, in contrast to what we are saying, and he was just gonna say that. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm a hella disappointed. So disappointed.
So Chris says, in contrast to what we are saying,
no one's disappointed in you.
That's a bold face line, Chris.
Chris, you're disappointed, I know you are.
Be honest.
You're at least a little fucking bummed.
I'd be disappointed in you.
I fucking hope so.
I'd be disappointed in you.
And I would fucking tell you that.
I'd be like, I don't know her.
Like if this was this scenario, I'd be disappointed in you. And I would fucking tell you that. I'd be like, I don't know her. Like if this was this scenario, I'd be like,
Ash, I'm real fucking disappointed in you.
You're like, we had a podcast.
And now we can't podcast anymore.
We can't podcast anymore.
They won't let you podcast from jail.
Well, and he says, where your family,
no matter what, we're going to be here for you.
Everything he just told me,
and I didn't look like I was convinced,
but that is really fucking convincing. You're going to have to just tell me so I can at least
try to get you out of here. This is going to get a hell of a lot fucking worse. So Chris
is literally like, yeah, I know I acted like I did not believe what that detective was
saying. I don't leave it, but he fucking convinced me that you did it. And I know you did
it. You need to tell me. So she apologizes.
She keeps saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And he's like stop apologizing, just tell me what the fuck happened.
I don't give a fuck that your apology's done.
Yeah, your apology's been nothing.
There's absolutely nothing you can do.
No.
So then he says, why'd you do it?
And she says she doesn't know what happened.
And then he asked, was it shoplifting?
Were you trying to steal? Which the fact
that that was a first fucking thought that came out of his mouth was like, you fucking
thief. You were stealing more. He's like, you're a known thief. Yeah. So she says, no.
Laya. And he says, then why did you fight this girl? You tell me, I can think on my
feet, but I need information before I can do that. Now, I feel so bad for him.
He's like the best big brother.
He is, but then he says something
that I'm like, Jesus, Chris, like,
that's not helping anybody.
Am I gonna take my statement away now in the minute?
You are. Yeah. Great.
So also, why did you fight this girl?
Chris, this is like a playground fight.
They did not fight.
They did not fight.
Brittany savagely attacked this girl. This girl did not,. Britney savvigely attacked this girl.
This girl did not, she tried to probably fought for her life.
Yeah.
They did not fight.
Oh, this is not like, why'd you fight her?
No.
Why'd you brutally fucking murder her?
Why'd you literally come up behind and like sucker punch her in the back of a head with
a fucking metal rod?
That's what that's about.
And dude, if that's your response to being caught shoplifting,
yeah, what is wrong with you?
Like shit.
What happened to your temporal lobe?
Well, and that's so what happens is Brittany keeps asking,
can they hear us in here?
Are we being recorded? Are you sure?
And Chris is like, no, they're not.
And he keeps saying, I've looked,
I've looked the whole time we're in here.
There's no recording devices.
Chris, baby. Chris. Boy, we're in here. There's no recording devices. Chris, baby.
Chris.
Boy, you're in an interrogation room.
Honey, I don't even have a response for that simplicity.
What I saw was just like, yo, there's definitely,
do you really think the recording device
is just gonna be like on the wall with a plaque
that says like recording device right here?
It's like when you're in the store and it's like you're being you're on camera smile.
Exactly.
They should do that.
They should do that.
Missed opportunity.
Truly.
So Chris says, so what happened?
You don't have to give me details just tell me what happened.
Was the whole thing planned or did and she interrupts them and says no not at all Chris,
which it was. You fucking asshole.
Yeah.
So Chris says, so what did she do?
Tell me what she did to get you to fight her.
So now her big brother's sitting there going, what did this girl do to make you do that?
How is this her fault?
What did poor Jaina do to make you stab her and beat her
three hundred and thirty one different times over like a 20 minute period.
Yeah.
What she do to deserve that.
Yeah.
I can tell you what she did.
Uh, nothing.
Fucking nothing,
because no one does anything to deserve that.
Like Jesus Christ, dudes.
So, uh, Brittany says, I really forgot my wallet.
Cool.
Like, that's a great piece of the soul.
Cool, Brittany.
And then Chris says, I believe that.
Did she accuse you of shoplifting?
Is that what this is about?
Yes.
So he's still on that angle of like,
I know you stole your own mother fucking thief.
Brittany says, I didn't take anything.
Chris says, okay, listen.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to have to get you a defense attorney.
We have two options.
There's temporary insanity, but you've talked to too many people.
You've talked to counselors and people know that you're not insane.
That's not going to work.
You're going to have to be very honest with us in the attorney.
We're going to have to try to concoct some sort of plan like she attacked you.
But that doesn't look good because you tried to cover it all up.
Oh, God.
Oh, so he's like, which okay?
He's her big brother.
I understand that family, you're gonna try to do anything
to help family, but it's like, dude, this is different.
You also have to look at this and be like,
my little sister didn't just like,
and I'm not saying this is not a bad thing,
like it didn't just like shoot someone
in a passionate rage,
you know what I mean? That's really bad too, but she literally savagely to the point
this is where this is beyond brutal. To the point where people believed that two masked men murdered
this girl. Right, because it was so brutal that two masked men make sense. Because they were like,
there's no way that one little peanut
girl is capable of this. And it's like and you're telling her we have to pretend that this poor girl whose
life you fucking ended brutally was the one who attacked you and made you have to like come on dude you
can't do that. No, like you have to think there's another family here. Yes, this is my family. You
can't just think about defending your own family. But my family took away someone else's family and just needs to be done.
Like, you have to at least sit there and be like, we got to be honest here.
You got to tell me what happened. Like, I'll be here for you.
But no, I'm not going to help you fucking lie about this dead girl that you killed.
Like, sorry, I'm not going to do that. You would never do that. No, that's crazy.
So then she's, Brittany starts sobbing and saying she didn't know what to do.
Which is, she's like, I just didn't know what to do. I just didn't know what to do. Which is silly
because like, do anything else besides kill this woman with up to 10 different crude weapons
and almost 400 wounds? But you know, anything else. Just go home. You didn't know what to do.
Don't do that. I don't understand. That's just a stupid thing. Like if you do literally anything else spit on her, I don't care what you do.
Just don't do that. No. That's the one thing you don't do is murder the person.
It's pretty simple. You learn that very early in life that the one thing you
don't do is kill murder people. That's just what you don't do. And day one,
don't hurt people. That's what they learn. That It's not an I didn't know what to do thing.
It's being a brutal and cold blooded murderer.
Yeah, she's just a fucking monster.
You knew exactly what to do, in fact.
So once she started talking about it,
Chris says she came to let you in, right?
Then what? What did she say?
So Chris is just trying to get her like,
tell me what is going on.
Yeah, like set this up for me.
Brittany says she told me that she was going to make sure our manager knew or something.
And Chris says the manager knew what that you were shoplifting again.
He's like, just fucking admit it because everybody in this family knows you're a thief.
Just say in Brittany says, but I wasn't.
And Chris says, had you stolen from that store before?
So obviously this is something she does.
And Brittany says, never Chris, honestly,
I was doing good.
I mean, as far as, and then she trails off.
So then Chris is just trying to get his thoughts together.
He's trying, you can tell he's literally,
and I do feel bad that he is literally like torn between like
holy shit.
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever heard.
And this is my little sister.
So it's like, so Chris says, now listen, this is where this is where I'm like, Chris, you're
doing a lot more harm than good.
Well, you're not coming off good.
So Chris, you are being recorded. Yeah. Chris says,
now listen, you've done it three times when the cops ask you a question, you're looking down
and you're looking to your left. That means you're lying. If you're going to lie when you talk to
them, find something in the room, see that red button on the wall? Look at that red button every time.
Do not look at anything else. I watched you.
Every time your head drops down to your left, that immediately tells everyone that you're lying.
And then he whispered, I lie all the time. So I know these things. Okay.
And it's like, oh, okay. So I see what's happening here. Good, good, awesome.
Not looking good for Brittany here.
I lie all the time.
I lie all the time so I know these things.
What the fuck?
And he's literally telling her,
okay, that's fine.
You can lie all about this,
but just make sure you're convincing.
Dude, humans are so scary.
They really are.
So Brittany was arrested.
Yeah.
Yeah, because the entire time, the detectives, all of the like upper level officers and everything,
we're all watching this entire time.
They're watching this like it's fucking Bachelor in Paradise.
They was like, hop in the room, like they're like, all right.
They have like, what's going to happen now?
They have rockets.
And yeah, so she gets arrested.
And when this all leaked out that it was her Bethesda was like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Because this whole time, they've been terrified.
I mean, like people in other stores,
these like women are like, I'm not closing to,
I'm not doing this, like I'm terrified
that this is gonna happen to me.
They had like 75 people closing Lulu Lemon.
And they've all been rallying behind this poor girl
who lived through this.
Yeah.
And now they're like, wait a second.
It was fucking her.
Like, she did it.
So, Janice family found out about this arrest
and the confession on the way to her funeral.
No.
That's awful.
And they had never even heard of Brittany before all this.
Like, they only heard of her when this happened.
Right.
And so, the fan, I guess Janice family even was like,
they felt awful for Brittany. Yeah. And then they, I guess Jane's family even was like,
they felt awful for Brittany.
Yeah.
And then they wanted to like send her flowers in the hospital,
like from them to be like,
we're so sorry this happened.
We're so sorry that you had to live through this.
And like, thank you for being trying to save Jane.
Meanwhile, but they didn't because Brittany said
she didn't want any flowers.
So they were like, so they were like horrified
that they had even felt anything for this bitch. So Brittany spent seven months in prison
waiting trial. During this time, they obviously recorded her phone calls and what they can,
what all the detectives say is all her phone calls are all obsessed with her hair and her
nails. That's like all she cares about is looking good. Are you kidding me? Yeah, and they were like that's literally all she cared about was like that she wanted her nails done she wanted her hair done like that was her problem.
Like I'm in prison and I don't look good. And that's what I'm saying. Like I don't think anybody looks that great in prison. And I don't think anybody gives a fuck what you look like after you kill somebody.
you look like after you kill somebody, it's like, maybe you spend seven months
thinking about what you did.
Yeah.
And like maybe trying to be a better person.
Also, I hope you start to look on the outside,
like the monster you are on the inside.
Oh, seriously.
Now, the state's attorneys and Janice family
wanted to go for first degree murder
because that was the max charge.
And this asshole deserves it.
Hell yeah.
So they also wanted to push for life
and prison without the possibility of parole.
Hell yeah, times two.
Because they were like, this, she is a sociopath. She is, she will do this again.
I mean, she will, and they said, who's to say someone's not going to back her into a corner again?
Right. And this is what's going to happen. This is what happens when she feels she has no other
option, because we'll find out something happened to make that will let you know what happened to make this occur. She felt she had no other option and apparently this was her only way to get out of
what had happened. Which I just like that's what you're going to do. Yeah. And it's like,
shit like that's going to happen all the time where you feel like you're you're kind of back into
a corner of into something. And her reaction is to brutally butcher someone. You can't have that kind of person walking around on the street.
And one of the biggest reasons that Janice family wanted the full trial,
because they were like, just so you guys know, like we could do a plea deal here.
And like you won't have to sit through a trial.
If you sit through a trial, you're going to hear what happened.
And it's going to be really bad.
But Janice family were like, we need to know what happened. I need
to know maybe yeah, like I need to know what happened that night.
And I need to have some kind of like closure.
Sure.
Janice brother Hugh is quoted in the book that I spoke about
earlier as saying when he walked into the courtroom in
saw Brittany for the first time, he said, quote, the first time
I saw Brittany, I remember thinking she's a small girl, she's a sorry piece of shit.
Hell yeah.
And she is a sorry piece of shit.
So it turns out she had been fired
from a Lulu Lumin in Georgetown,
and she was suspected of shoplifting there.
So she has, and history.
She has a long history of this.
Now the Lulu L lemon store she worked
for in Bethesda was actually planning to fire her. They had a whole thing ready. They were just
waiting for her to get caught in the active shop. Do you know how hard it is to fire somebody?
Well, that's the problem. And they were worried because they had gone to upper management. And they
had said, you know, she, all these girls that she's working with,
they're all their stuff is going missing. They're missing money. They're missing things out of
their purses. And it's only when Brittany is on shift. Right. And some of them had even caught her
basically in the act. A couple of them caught her going through their purses. A couple of them saw
like one of them was missing some fancy perfume.
And Brittany had commented on it that she liked that perfume.
And then it went missing during their shift.
And suddenly she saw it in Brittany's bag.
Dude, I don't understand people that still.
Like I've known people that have stolen, never for me, but like in general,
like I've worked with people who have stolen things.
And it just make your own money and buy your own things like every fucking other person.
That's what drives me crazy.
It's like with stealing and like the robbers and stuff
that like, it's like, fuck you man.
Yeah, like that's my shit.
Especially like something petty like perfume.
Yeah, like who buy it?
I'm sure it's expensive, but like, put one paycheck
aside if you really, if you really want something
fucking work for it.
Like everybody else does.
Exactly.
That's the thing. It's like, you want that perfume. Yeah, it's expensive.
Work your ass off and get it because also it's gonna feel a hell of a lot better.
That's the thing. When you buy it yourself, when you earned it and you work hard for something.
It feels so much better. Like fuck yeah, it does.
I can like see me like screaming on this.
We're getting really hate-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.
So, so yeah, Brittany was being watched at this store.
She was already on, they had all this stuff against her and they were just waiting for her
to get caught like literally red handed.
And actually a couple of days before the murder, all the managers had met together and had
talked about this whole thing.
And they were like, you know what, when she gets covered, caught red handed, she gets fired. That's it. Like we now, because
upper management had said, you got to catch her if you catch her, fire. Right. Because
Lou Lemon doesn't have like we said a surveillance videos. So they couldn't catch her that way.
Somebody had to witness it. One of the worst parts is that they all, all the managers
feel really awful because
Jaina just happened to be there the night she was caught. That night, Jaina caught her stealing yoga
pants. Uh-huh. That night of the murder. And told her she was going to have to tell Rachel the
manager. It just happened to be that Jaina was the one that was there that night. It could have been
any other managers. Now, even worse, was Jaina was not supposed to work that night. It could have been any other managers. Now, even worse was Janea was not supposed to work that night.
She switched shifts with another manager.
Oh my God.
Who that other manager is probably sitting there being like,
that would have been me.
Yeah, that's so scary.
How terrifying would that be?
So they, so I think at Lou Lemon,
what they did was you check each other's bags.
Like if you, there's two people on shift,
each of you checks the other one's bag. Yeah. So that's what they did was you check each other's bags. Like if there's two people on shift, each of you checks the other one's bag.
Yeah. So that's what they did.
Jane found the yoga pants.
Brittany, so she was like, did you pay for these?
Like the tags are on.
Right.
In this no receipt, which you receipt.
And she go, Brittany said, well, I bought them from,
and it was the specific other manager.
She was like, I bought them from her.
Right.
So Jane called this other manager and was like,
did Brittany buy these from you early? And she goes, Nope.
And she was like, caught her. I did not buy. I did not sell her those.
They also looked it up in the computer and the transaction was never
happened. So she stole them. So what had happened was Brittany.
They went there when they went there because I think after that,
they were going their separate ways.
Right. And Jaina was like, we'll deal with this tomorrow. I'm going to talk to Rachel, the manager,
and like she'll deal with you. Right. I don't know what to tell you. Then they went their separate ways.
Okay. That's when Brittany called back and was like, whoops, I forgot my wallet.
So she lured Jane a back 100% because so and that's why she probably said to her brother I really did forget I really did because she knows I don't believe she forgot her
premeditation yep you drove you walked away and then this little thought popped into your
mind and said I gotta do something about this I'm gonna get her back in that store and I'm gonna fucking brutally murder her.
And you're killing somebody?
Like this is so horrible to even like say out loud, but you're literally killing somebody
over a fucking pair of yoga pants.
A pair of Lulu lemon fucking yoga pants.
You horrible shit stain.
It's like, dude, just take your licks, get fired, move on.
Like, you don't, it's ridiculous.
Go to fucking theft anonymous or whatever it's called.
Well, because former teammates of Britney's,
because remember, she was like a huge athlete
in high school in college.
Former teammates of hers remember her
as having a reputation as a liar and a thief.
Oh, good.
And they all came out later and were like,
Oh, yeah, like that's who she is.
Girls on the team would tell new girls,
keep your stuff locked up because Brittany's known
to SteelShip.
Like they would literally tell them.
This girl, Leanna Eust, talked to the Washington Post.
She said she was actually best friends
with Brittany in college, but they parted ways
because she was stealing.
Like she was like, we literally aren't,
we were best friends.
We're not friends anymore because she stole shit from me. Dude. And she said, quote, she was my best
friend in college. We had a falling out because the girl was like a klepto. She is a fucking klepto.
She is. Then this other story came out. It was a hair stylist. Hey, who posted and it was not Ash and not the she posted a comment on
Online somewhere saying that Brittany had not paid for a full weave that was put in her hair
And what happened? Well, that's the thing at first. I was like, how does that happen?
Right. You're in the salon. Well, she said this is what she said quote at the end of her service
She claimed that someone in the salon had stolen her money out of her wallet.
I was devastated that this could happen at my workplace.
So I immediately told her not to worry
about payment at that time.
As the time went on,
Brittany called me to say that she would bring the money
for the hair in,
she never showed up with the money
and later deleted me from her Facebook page.
Are you kidding me?
What a piece of ass. Exactly. In the owner of the salon me from her Facebook page. Are you kidding me? What a piece of ass.
Exactly.
And the owner of the salon said that confirmed this happened.
Are you kidding me?
And said, Brittany through a huge fit in the salon,
saying that all of the employees stole from her,
she knows it.
And she said she had more than $1,000
that had been stolen out of her purse.
Why the fuck are you carrying a thousand dollars exactly?
And she said that she had left the purse in the salon's like waiting room area,
the reception area.
And she was like, so someone stole it out of there while it was there.
But the receptionist had been sitting there the entire time.
Right.
And the receptionist was like that person never moved.
And also I'm sorry, why are you leaving your purse in the reception area?
No one in by salon has ever leaving your purse in the reception area? No one in
bicellon has ever left their bag in the reception area. You leave it there so that you can pull this
big. Yeah she went in there planning. Yeah. So this is all starting to make sense. That's also so
shitty because it takes a really long time. I mean I've never put a weave in somebody's hair but it
takes a long time and then you're just not gonna. And you're just not gonna pay for it. Because you
want it. Well that's the it's like the stealing thing that you're like fuck gonna. And you're just not gonna pay for it? Because you want it. Well, that's the, it's like the stealing thing
that you're like, fuck you man, earn your shit.
Right.
You want to weave in your hair?
Pay for a fucking weave in your hair.
Yeah.
You don't get someone else's talents and time.
Right.
And energy to protect that shit in your hair.
That cross-fed shit in your hair.
20 plus thousand dollars learning.
Yeah.
How to put weaves and like do people's hair
and you're gonna take her time.
And also, you blocked off that section of time
in your book for somebody.
And now anybody else could have been there
that was gonna pay for their fucking service.
Exactly.
Who I'm hyped.
She's gonna make a new man.
So this is all starting to come together now
that this is what she sucks.
This is who she is.
Now then there's a really big part of her pass
that you're like, Oh, another one.
I'm starting to see that she's a little, little off.
So she dated this guy in 2007.
I believe he was like a dentist.
And I think they dated for like a little over a year.
Well, when they broke up,
he claimed she had physically assaulted him like on the reg.
What? He was like, I'm not like, you know,
she used to like hit kick punch me.
Like she was really volatile.
She says, Christ.
And so then when they broke up,
she started stalking him and his new partner,
like mercilessly.
And this can sound like crazy ex behavior.
You're just like a crazy ex that's like,
no, you should have never stalked.
No, it's never, it's not normal.
I'm saying like, but you've heard these stories.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So then she did something wild.
Well, then she broke into his house, not normal.
That's not not a ex behavior.
She kept her keys in the alarm code when they broke up, broken to his home that he
shared with his new girlfriend and the new girlfriend the new girlfriend filed a claim to DC superior court
domestic violence unit that Brittany stole a Mavado watch,
clothing, money, jewelry, I think a cell phone.
What?
Like all these other things out of the home
when she was in there.
And then they both filed a restraining order on her.
Oh, yeah.
And because they both said like,
we are actually scared she's going to hurt us.
Like, I'm scared she's going to break in and kill us in the middle of that.
I believe that.
She probably would have.
And they got the restraining orders.
Well, two weeks after getting the restraining order, she already violated it.
You want to know why?
Because they both saw her watching them from a car parked in an alley behind the dentist
office. She was literally sitting in her car staring up at them.
Dude, this bitch is crazy. I'm saying, oh, and then she followed them home when
they left that day because they were like, we got to get the fuck up out of here.
They left. She followed them home when they got home. They called the police and
she was like brought back up on charges.
Are you kidding me?
She's cookin' for Coco Puff.
She's a Kuku Nutman.
A crazy Kuku Nutman lady.
And in 2008, an arrest warrant was out for her
because of this.
Are you fucking shaming me?
Yeah.
Damn, I never knew.
I've heard this case cover before
and I don't ever think I've heard that.
I found this last part, I found in the book.
Wow. The two other instances I found this last part. I found in the book. Wow.
The two other instances I found like some articles like in the Washington Post and one other
article.
But yeah, this one I found in the book because again, read this book because he has a lot
of those.
He goes down in detail.
And this was so interesting.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So the trial lasted, I believe like six or seven days. And it included the Apple employees
were counting how they callously ignored sounds of a death struggle. Yes, they suck. And the judge
like chastised them. Good. Later was like you were callous and cold and you should you should hang
on to that for the rest of your life. I was going to say I hope you spend the rest of your life
like hearing that and like seeing it. And now knowing what you ignored.
Yeah, assholes.
And Britney's attorneys played the,
she just went nuts and lost control.
No honey, she's been nuts.
They were hoping for murder too.
They weren't, they were not playing the,
she didn't do this because they, they said,
they were like she did do this.
Right, but she lost control.
It was a crime of passion.
She was angry. No. She lost it.
And so they were kind of hoping she was going to get like not insanity because she wouldn't get
that, but she was maybe going to get put in a hospital or something and like get out.
So the way that the prosecution described the crime was that Jaina was likely hitting the back of
the head with the steel clothing rod. That's how this began. She was probably hitting the back of the head totally sucker
punched.
Oh my God.
And then she had run towards the fun of the store and was caught
by Brittany, which is probably how the television got tipped over
and why her jacket was found on the floor.
And there were also clumps of Jane's hair on the floor in the
front.
And Jane's bloody hamprints were on the wall.
Oh my God.
So there was obviously a struggle to get her back into the back of the front. And Jane as bloody hamprints were on the wall. So there was obviously a struggle to
get her back into the back of the store. So now Jane Iran to the back door probably,
which was at the end of the narrow hallway that she was found dead in. Right. Her bloody hamprint
was on the handle, like the push thing. Yeah. So she must have just been stopped like right as she
was getting to it. No. This is where Brittany trapped her and literally savagely beat her
and stabbed her to death in that hallway.
So now Brittany had to move Jane's car
from the front of the store
because it was in a no parking zone.
Right.
And she knew somebody gonna see that.
Right.
At 12.30 a.m., a cop saw someone
sitting in Jane's car three blocks
from the store where it was found.
Brittany sat in that car for like, they said like over an hour, just sitting there,
coming up with her plan to make it like a while.
Yeah. So now she goes back and she walked around in the blood with her own shoes to make
prints. Yeah. Before putting on the men's shoes and following her own footprints with them
to make it look like this. She was like the running thing. So then she washed off both shoes in the sink and
put the men shoes back on Michelle, but she didn't realize her own shoelaces were
soaked with blood. Yeah. And so she left marks that led to and from the sink.
Oh my god. Like the shoelaces like drags. Right. So then she threw all kinds of
objects around like clothing and everything to make it look ransacked
Because there was some chaos, but not nearly what they saw. Right
Then she slashed up her own body with a razor, which is literally psychotic. Crazy. She then tied herself up with zip ties and lay down with her arms above her head
Which they immediately saw as weird when they found her because they were like
Why wouldn't you put your arms down?
Why are your arms above your head?
Right.
You wouldn't lay there all night with your arms above your head.
You'd be able to bring them down in front of you,
just from you can.
Yeah.
So that was weird anyways.
And now it makes sense.
The judge at trial said to her, quote,
you're a hell of a liar, ma'am,
an entire community was terrorized because of you.
And apparently when closing arguments happened,
they were describing for over an hour,
blow by blow, what happened to Jaina,
and her family was just demolished.
Obviously.
Her dad is this like huge dude.
He was a special forces soldier.
At one point, like huge tough guy, you know what I mean?
He was literally sobbing and his shoulders were just like shaking.
Like, he was just,
That's your baby.
I can't even fathom.
No.
Can't even fathom.
I also don't understand how people can sit there and like not go and brutally murdered the person on trial.
I truly believe the family should have one shot.
Yeah, like new, new justice.
Just one shot.
Yeah, like whenever you see those scenarios where like the family member like jumps over to
try to attack the person.
It should be loud.
Once in a while you can see that like the bay lift and like the police and all that.
You pause for a moment.
And you can tell in their heads they just want to, but they can't because they have to
as a lot of.
But you must like as that police officer you must want to be like, I'm just going to hesitate really quick just so they, but they can't. Because they have to. It's a lot of them. But you must like as that police officer,
you must want to be like, I'm just going to hesitate
really quick just so they can get one punch in.
Like I'm just going to let them get one.
I'm not a police officer and I never plan on being.
So I'm just going to go ahead on the record and say that I
would totally, for at least five seconds.
There's so many times where you're just like,
I think it happened in the Larry Nasser.
Trial actually one of the fathers of two gymnasts.
He had two guys.
Yeah, that was on the news.
And he dove over and tried, and I guess the police
that were holding him down were saying,
like I'm so sorry.
Like they were literally being like,
I wish I could let you do this.
Do you know, they were like,
I think police have kids too, like they know.
And they know it's a father.
Like that's their, like, I couldn't imagine.
You can't just destroy somebody's life. Life. Yeah. So in the end,
Brittany was found guilty of first degree murder. Good. And in January
2012, the sentencing began. Brittany herself gave a full statement of bullshit.
Of course, apologizing and asking for mercy, please give me a chance.
No.
Like, give me a chance.
I'm busy that day.
Fuck off.
But you had many chances.
You're what you fucking did with that.
Your whole life has been a chance.
You're 28 years old.
Right.
First of all, your whole fucking life has been a chance.
Right.
And two, you didn't fucking give Jaina a chance.
Yeah, how about that?
You didn't even talk to her.
You're not gonna sit there and just be like,
you're just like, hmm, she caught me.
So no, I'm gonna fucking brutally murder her.
She did her job.
And right now I'm gonna murder her.
Like, no.
And you didn't step back and take a fucking look
in the mirror and go,
what's wrong with me that I can't stop stealing?
Exactly.
That should be, it's this girls fault.
Yeah, she needs to be taken like hit off.
That should be like a reflective moment
where you're like, what is my life?
What am I doing? I'm 28 years old, I'm gonna do this forever. I'm you're like what is my life what am I doing 28 years
all day I'm gonna do this forever I'm stealing yoga pants like what am I doing and I hope she sits in
her fucking jail cell every day and realizes that she brutally murdered someone over a pair of
pants but I think to her it like is justified yeah well in the judge called her a representation of
the worst of human behavior.
And so he listened to her whole bullshit, so I'm sorry. He was like, you suck.
Yeah, no. And he was like, you're terrible. And then he said, quote, after every blow, you had a chance to think about what you were doing.
Instead, you mutilated this woman. And that's the truth. It's like, yeah, that's what it must have taken at least 20 minutes. I think in fact, one thing I read, I don't know if it was in the book or in an article,
was that the judge went home during one of the trial days and he said that he took something
and just banged it on the table, 331 times.
And he said it took him like 10 minutes, of course, to get through that. And he was like, and that's me just stabbing down like over
your top and get other things. She was getting other things. She was stabbing,
hitting and I'm sure they were in different spots of the store.
Like chasing, holding down. It's like ripping hair off. So this must have taken
so long. You had so long to stop this. so long. So in the end, she was sentenced to life in prison
without the possibility of parole.
By bitch, rut bitch.
So Jane's brothers have made a foundation in her name
that helps kids go to a lot of the different things
that she was involved in, like schools and camps
and like all this other stuff.
And her brothers,
I'm like, I just like, you pour sweet angels because they both are like they everything I've seen
of them. They're such brothers. Yeah. They want to like, avenge her so badly. Obviously,
can't. And it's like, oh, and at the Lou Lemon in Bethesda, there is a memorial to her.
There's a picture of her up and like, I think she's like,
doing a yoga pose.
And there's a stained glass window with the word love.
It's so pretty.
Yeah. And a couple of our listeners actually from there,
or her, or her been around there,
so that they've seen it and they were like,
it's beautiful. Like it's crazy.
So that is the story of the Lululemon murder
that ended up being not at all what anyone thought it would be.
I hope Brittany looks haggard as fuck.
She did look pretty fucking haggard in her.
I hope her nails look like shit.
I hope her wings is out.
I hope so too, cause she doesn't deserve that.
She didn't pay for it.
No, you didn't pay for it.
I hope that she doesn't get any colored pencils didn't pay for it. No, you didn't pay for it. I hope that she doesn't get any colored pencils
to do makeup in person.
Yeah.
And I hope that her breath smells.
Yeah.
I also hope that.
And I hope her mouth tastes like bad breath.
Oh, yeah.
Every day.
I hope she has like constant coffee breath,
like old-stale coffee breath.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's real bad.
I hope she has a toothache too.
Yeah, fuck that. I hope she has a toothache too. Yeah, fuck that.
I hope she has three-fifth-fakes.
Multiple toothaches.
And a three-fection.
Yeah, and a sinus infection.
Yes, because that sucks.
And I hope that, you know how when you blow your nose a lot,
and you know it gets really rough and dry,
and it cracks and bleeds.
Yeah, but it's always like that.
I hope she always has that.
Yeah.
And that's what I hope for Brittany.
That's what I hope as well.
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